/tf2g/ Team Fortress 2 General

someone update the op

>>165679835
I would if the faggot that is OP didn't keep making them early

>>165679835
saloon.tf is still in the op lmao

>>165679835
What needs updating?

>>165680030
Was that even succesful? I got back after it went under so i don't knw

>when you are trying to have fun in casual but there is no fun to be found

raffle?

>>165682983

So, anyone want to post "Match making" horror stories?

>>165683048
Yeah one time I played matchmaking and I had some teammates that weren't very good at TF2. Horrifying.

Reminder that the pyro update is going to take a loooooooooong time since they need to adjust everything not just the pyro:

>b-but is just one class!

Yeah but you need to take in account the other Nine classes because pyro and heavy are the first 2 classes.

>>165683453
Everything will be rebalanced when they release TF3.

>>165683541
>TF3
>3
>VALVe
Nope

What if you drained all the ammo from your minisentry, put it in the corner of the battlefield and hope no one notices the clicking as you do +10% extra damage with the widowmaker?

>>165683541
Not TF3, valve is going to do what they did with dota 2: a rework that is big enough that makes people say this is TF3. Just search the # in twitter with dota 3 on it to see what im talking about.

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>>165678817
B-but Heavy takes skill.

>>165683453
I posted them shitload of mails about weapon ideas, balance and Pyro's particles. I believe they are skimming through what they had so far. I for one certainly await a throwable gas canister as implied in the newest comic issue.

>>165683848
Multiple targets or a power class flush you out from your position since you'll never know if your Mini aims at them or not. If you put Mini too far, it never would aim at anything; when you put nearby it will get destroyed.

>>165685158
Yeah i tough about that idea for a while now(4 years ago) but never made anything. I should have made something.

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>>165679589
Thanks everyone in the last thread for the feedback, while i clearly didn't fix everything I did make the final version. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlmhAJewxgs

Post them fast fuccbois gents

Also i fucking hate that scout hat in the OP.

>>165687295
We did that already

>>165687295
Just stop.

>>165687295
>painting everything pink
Please stop.

>>165687647
>>165687762
But i got a new scout hat

aren't i cool?
>>165687819
i don't even do it ironically, i think i have a problem

>>165687946
your hats look ugly, and painting everything lime or pink looks autistic

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>>165687295
Less of a clusterfuck. Much better. Try to get some footage, may be tweak it a little bit and consider it done.

>>165687295
shit like this is the reason i use no hats mod and the unusual particle effects remover

>>165683453
I'm just expecting something like two new weps for pyro and random buffs and nerfs for his existing weps.

>having to wait 29 seconds because you got killed by a spawncamping demo

ill just quit the game and join another and will spawn even faster

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>>165688278
>>165688787
I love when people get mad about pink cosmetics. Just adds to the appeal of painting shit neon ass pink. Although I will admit lime green is fucking nasty.

>>165688768
Thanks again, I will do that for my winger video. I know it's kind of bad taboo to post your own videos since it's considered "begging for attention" but i put like 30 hours down on this thing so i would like to at least hear feedback as if i were a drawfag about it.gib

>>165689838
with those effects and cosmetics the colour you painted them is the least of my concerns

Objectively, is paint the worst feature to have been added into the game?

>>165691489
No, that would be promotional cosmetics

>>165691489
yes

right now it seems like its not even close to being bad, but that is only because the game has been bloated so much that unusual killstreak weapons exist that spew off more colors than a jizzing clown

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>>165690220
to say you don't like the bonk boy or dead of night would be a very unpopular opinion. i will admit i only got the bonk helm to go with the bonk boy thematically so i'll admit it's not the best hat for scout.

To say you don't unusuals would be probably an opinion based on a foundation of spite or even plain jealousy.

You're going to need a bigger bait.

>>165691489
how is further customization bad? is it impossible that some people like their characters to look stupid and silly?

So, /tf2g/, what's your favorite TF2 Quote?

>>165696183
What was that sandvich? Kill them all? Good idea! HAHAHA!

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>>165694129
the bonk boy looks horrible and so does the helmet, i don't like the dead of night on scout either
that combination is bad enough already and the effects make it actually vomit inducing
i honestly can't for the life of me imagine how anybody could unironically think that abomination of a loadout looks good, hopefully your only intentions were to piss people off
>le ur just jealous
are you implying i could possibly want those hats

>>165694731
customization is good as a concept but if it goes to far (which it did in tf2) people will dress like shit and it will be near impossible to stay true to any sort of artstyle

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>tf2 was crashing every ten minutes or so last night
>go to bed expecting to have to at least reinstall
>zero crashing today

what is that rank system guys?? just came back after a 2-year hiatus

>>165696485
if you mean casual it does nothing but show how much you play

>>165696306
That's better but it's hard to believe anyone actually hates the bonk boy but it is plausible. actually calling out >le ur just jealous implies you're only trying harder to mask your intentions.

to be honest with you though the pink paint in part is to piss people off that hate the "pink scout" meme

>>165696485

>>165696485
casual: it's just a basic prestige leveling system, the comp rank system is trash though.

pick one

http://www.strawpoll.me/12119125

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post you're most valuable item

scammed it off some kid

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>>165699395

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>>165699480

>>165694731
Because it destroys the entire look of the game?

I don't even give a fuck whether cosmetics are lore-friendly, let the faggots wear bananas and dragon dildos on them for all I care

But several of the available paints completely and utterly don't fit into the game. Whereas virtually all maps and characters, including as far as I know, most cosmetics: have muted, lightly team-oriented colours. These fully saturated paint colours stand out far too much from the rest of the game, and in turn are a literal eyesore.

None of those faggots are even trying to make their character look good, not even in their own demented little way. It's all about standing out, trying to ensure that they're the first thing everyone looks at when they enter a room. It's the same goddamn thing as real life faggots dying their hair.

Doesn't help that most of the community has literal autism and paints all their cosmetics in the same fucking colour

I want to draw.

Post loadout for me to L̶a̶u̶g̶h̶ ̶a̶t̶ draw.

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>>165699785

>>165699583
you take a game where a man propels himself through the air with a rocket launcher and magical beam of energy heal people very seriously. I feel sad for you.

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>>165699972
Seeing as you're a presumed 25 year old with the mental capabilities of someone 1/5th that, I return your sympathy three-fold.

Scouts should have a 25% pipe vulnerability

i dont think so

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>>165699583
I think a general solution would be to limit what is paintable on each cosmetic

pic related

>>165691489
No, just neon paint. There should be more earthy paint tones.

>>165700515
just call me retarded even though you're the person taking cartoon characters shooting eachother seriously that a cartoon character wearing an hat with hearts coming out too far but wacking a turret with a wrench to fix it is just fine ok.

>>165703153
>haha I was just pretending to be an autist why do you care so much about quality control lmao nothing matters

I wish gamergate didnt bring so much underage cancer

Scouts should have a 10% fire weakness, but get a 200% speed boost while on fire.

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>>165703247
>gamergate
>not supporting the people trying to clean up the game industry
I think you're the underage cancer.

Soldiers should have 20% sentry vulnerability but they should reload faster when doused in liquids

>>165703670
scouts should do double damage when jumping underwater

>>165703404
It led to an influx of new fags and people under 18. Ever since then, the amount of unironic shitposts has increased. This website has always been a clusterfuck, but it was fun.
Now we just get posts like yours, that scream out "I'm 14 and I'm a nihilist"
TF2 is stylized, not cartoony. The fact that you cannot understand that means your brain literally has not matured enough. There isn't even an argument, you are simply illiterate.

>>165704372
I didnt actually read what you were replying to. I just saw you being dumb and replied.

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>>165699337

this, that i have it since 3 years now

>>165704484
underage cancer

>>165702648
It would be an improvement, sure.

But honestly the worst offenders should just be removed. There's no reason australium gold should exist when cream spirit does. There's no reason for lime green to exist when there's like 4 more acceptable colours of green already. There's no reason for pink as hell to exist, period.

Alternatively limit specific colours to not be usable on specific cosmetics, such as disallowing spy from using any bright colours at all.

>>165704638
I'm 20.

>>165704728
not even drinking age. baby want bottle?

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>>165704670
I would like a more pastel shade of pink. Dark Salmon Injustice looks like flesh.

>>165704876
>americans

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>>165689838
>Thanks again,
By the way, I think you should mention Sandman+Flying Guillotine to grind damage points for Hype easier. It's a two-shot combo and free 150 damage if you can get it done.
Last time I checked it was still working nicely, and cleaver gives you a nice range expand as well.

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post your favorite screenshots

r8 my shitty new gamemode

quad damage

-arena style, no point
-no crits and no minicrits except on spy and sniper (and maybe pyro's flare gun)
-other sources of crits are disabled (kritzkrieg, jarate, buff banner are useless)
-1 minute in, a quad damage upgrade spawns in one of 3 neutral places on the map
-quad damage gives you x4 the damage, instantly fills your clip, makes you 25% faster, and makes you x% more vulnerable to damage for 5 seconds (i dont know what x should be)
-team that picked upgrade up gets slow health regen
-this repeats every 30 seconds

>>165707768
bad idea

>>165707768
what about the batt backup

also p shitty concept in general

>>165696485
How long you've played casual/how good your team is in comp

Casual is good, volvo comp is shit

>>165699337
I bought this gun for 1.30 usd

I regret nothing

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>>165709178
I do regret being a retard though

>>165705240
>worthless foreigners

>>165709905
>taking an HOUR to respond
wow you sure are mad

the only good thing in the casual system that i clearly see is that there is a winner side at the end of the game
looking back at the old system, games could last forever and there was no real "end" to a game, because it could have just kept going and going and going and at the end a winner didnt even matter because by the time it got there, all the original players left and got replaced
so i guess thats one thing that valve copied right

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>>165699480
strange killstreak detonator

>>165706824
I will mention this in my BFB and Scunt loadout (f.a.n. sandman guillotine) breakdowns.

Good heads up. Should I do Scunt, BFB, or the Winger next? I was planning on the Winger to do the whole #1 fan set but i feel like there's a lot to talk about for Scunt and BFB as well

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I have some extra money
What do I do with it
Should I recall one of these crates that will never sell and open it?
Which one?

>>165716524
you should buy a key and raffel

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why does scout have no sidegrades with 6 shots?
they are all either 4 or 2 shots
what the hell is up with that

Why is Probed in the Misc section and not the KOTH section

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>>165719391
jar of semin!

>>165719391
Jeremy's special stuff

Or nathan's after the va

>>165719391
Not another semen joke

>>165719130
because its a gimmicky map with the mothership sucking you in when you try to cap and the alien explosive jars lying all around
otherwise it could be a good map desu

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>>165699337
wtf it panted yellow

>>165721210
pleb taste kys

>>165719130
Why is there no arena section
Why is hydro even there
Why doesn't it tell you what version of the map you're voting for at the end of a match

how come whenever i have an intense match on tf2, my face and hands become numb? no other game does this

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>>165699337
my pride and joy

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>>165721210
>nico

>>165719391
Men of the Sea

>>165719391
Jar O' Sailors

>>165719391
Handy submarine

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>>165699337

>>165719391
epic semen joke

>have 4 keys
what do I do to get an unusual

new ebin medigun idea

>uber is sectioned into 5 slices
>each time you uber it instantly heals the patient for 100 and the medic for 50
>has a 1/0.5 second cooldown before you can do it again (to stop someone from getting a heavy from 3 to 450 health in 5 half a second)
>cannot overheal the medic (to not be a complete counter against snipers)

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>>165699337
After nine years of development and crap ton of unusuals i understood that i can't have a single unusual hat for more than 1 month. I always end up selling it for something different and lose and in keys.

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>>165722296
put #sharkweek in your name and go on trade servers, idle servers and 24/7 2fort servers and shark babbies. worked 4 me.

>>165722968
Kurt kobain is an over rated artist

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>>165699337
bought it off a friend a while back for I think $20 and a forty

>>165722968
was this recent? I thought every baby has a trade hold now.

>>165723528
You just have to know what to look out for, the trade hold shit is just like the porn site age disclaimers: nobody really cares

>>165723198
I agree actually. He was very good, I like a whole lot of his work, but people put him on a legendary pedestal and it's annoying. It's fine to like him and all but you get these retarded faggy fanboys who suck his dick every two seconds and won't admit he has any faults.

>>165723528
Yeah it was recent. There are tards out there with trade holds removed. Some of them were obviously credit card swiping little shits. I always had the best luck with those narcissists with the sfm avatars tho.

>>165724071
I did that a long time ago with a server scanner in pubs. Ask what the kids favorite class is give a couple weps and trade

>>165724494
Yap, that exactly. Works pretty much every time.

>>165722782
I see no reason for a cooldown if the medic wants to blow his entire uber on overhealing 1 heavy. The same would be accomplished with a stock uber too, except it'd be better with the invincibility.

Your med gun is underpowered.

>>165724782
hey other anon here, what do I look for in the server scanner?

>>165725269
well assuming it didnt have the cooldown, and worked by percents (33% per use) would it be alright?
it cant be better than stock because stock is always the best, but it can compete

>>165725556
Still seems like a shittier quick-fix, which is now the most underpowered medigun anyways.

I haven't played this game since late 2014.

Is it worth picking up again?
Has pyro's airblast been fixed?

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>>165704670
no other shade of green works for my glasses

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>>165699337
i am not a wealthy man

>>165726406
But why no strange?

>>165726948
not wealthy enough. i'm trying to get there without spending any actual money.

>>165727062
Hun, if all goes well this year, we'll be the most alive we've been since the Über Update

>play pyro
>least played class
>airblast so ez meatshots, 1-2 hit kill each time
>mw1
>>basic maneuvering combined with fire flinch makes me an untouchable god
>dunno how to reflect, but prediction is good enuf
>>decimate entire teams
>get easy kudos from teammates for pressing mouse 2 on them when they're on fire
>get points for breathing
>top score in the server

no wonder this class attracts low-effort mouth breathers, and they still want him buffed?

>>165717942
>why does scout have no sidegrades
ftfy

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>>165679589

Nice Matchmaking system you've got there Valve...

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>>165727139

>>165727323
t. publord

First, stop wtiting fiction you're shit at it
Second, actually play pyro for a full match of casual and not for 30 min in achevement_idle_awesomebox. Then, try playing pyro in a highlander lobby

>>165728774
>playing pyro in a highlander lobby
fuck i felt so useless the entire time, like was i only supposed to guard the engie's stuff and guard the medic from spies? is that all i'm meant to do the entire game because i just do no fucking damage.

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You said the game is not dead, I even created a Steam account for it. Now look at this shit. What the fuck is going on? I waited for 10 minutes in queue, got placed in RED, asked to switch teams and that's really it.

>>165729329
yeah matchmaking is bugged at the moment so that players who vote to continue the map are often placed in near empty servers because a lot of people leave and the game doesn't prioritize putting new players in those servers. it'll be fixed soon i'm sure.

>>165729292
Yup, pyro is a thankless job where even a single spy pick on any class, scout to sniper is your fault and yours alone, you are a medic and sentry baby sitter, and airblast ubers and pushes so Sniper can get all the kills

That's it, nothing more than a mobile french fry maker and walking displacement machine

what do i do with $2.51

>>165730208
You could buy a key.

http://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/440/Mann%20Co.%20Supply%20Crate%20Key

>>165730397
for what crate?
I have a lot of crate
what crate most value?

>>165730397
>Paying 2.50 for a key

>>165730480
What crates do you have?

>>165729997
Thankless isn't the word you're looking for

It's "useless"

>>165730524
>>165716524

>>165731214
>Oh no, they ubered on the point and are capping, I sure wish we had a way to deny their push and drive them back to choke
>oh no, there's a spy picking our medic every twenty seconds, I sure wish we had an easy way to find the fucker and kill him
>oh no, a spy sapped our engi's nest and stabbed engi, I sure wish anothsr class had some way to remove sappers so our gun doesn't go down
>oh no, our medic is taking a lot of spam from their demo, I sure wish we had something to make those pills harmless

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>>165731670
I'd pay to see a variation of highlander where it's a 9v9 where each team needs at least 7 different classes on it.

Tell me how many pyros and spy's you'd see in that gamemode.

>>165731246
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Mann_Co._Supply_Crate/Active_series#81

I would open Mann Co. Strongbox Series #81.

>>165731670
Not him, and a pyro main, but
>a bunch of stickies spreads them further and in more directions at once
>yaaay, I get to help
>a second engie would also have a second gun
>demo's rate of fire on pills is about double what pyro's airblast rate of fire is, and reflection costs anywhere from 1/10th to 1/4th of pyro's max ammo while each pill fired is 1/20th of demoman's max ammo. The only time you can catch up is when he starts reloading, but you have to wait for him on reloads, he decides when it's time to begin firing again, it's not like you can put up reflect shields that will reflect the next projectile while you're waiting.

>>165731854
what would the max class limit be
without one you'd just stack cookiecutter classes or maybe use a heavy but if it's just 1 for example i'm pretty sure we'd would see a spy

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>>165732035
Spy and Pyro would probably be interchangeable for 'least useful' with Heavy/Engineer tying for 3rd, depending on map and gamemode.

>>165732035
Max class limit would have to be 2 or 3. No other class limit would make it possible to have a 9 player team with 7 different classes on it.

>>165732116
If that was made today you'd have to replace Scout with Soldier.

Soldier + Medic vs Soldier + Medic and Soldier vs Soldier are more fun to watch, but scout is more effective.

>>165731965
I dont know if I trust you
but okay

>>165733098
It's your money, do what you want
Honestly I would save the money until I was sure I wanted to buy something I really wanted

>>165732009
Okay, pyro isn't perfect, but I'd say he's far from useless

>>165733272
I want to stop playing this fucking game and games in general but my computer is where I listen to music and talk to friends around the country and without videogames as a medium I would have never met them and they're all really cool people but I know if I dropped videogames I could progress in life but I wouldn't talk to them as much if at all
God I need help
I accidentally posted this in the wrong thread ahah whoops ahah

>>165733615
you don't have to completly drop videogames to be productive
playing them less is enough most likely

>>165733876
You would have to be retarded

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Why do people still push the "comp TF2 will get more love when we remove rules and sanity from it" meme? Valve won't change their garbage decisionmaking just because we change our ruleset. Sad !

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>>165734280
B4nny so badly wants a world where Valve gives a shit about TF2. This man cares about the game more than he probably should.

But Valve doesn't care. Valve will never care.

>>165734476
2012 valve? maybe there would be a chance
2016+1 valve? no chance
when an update is a downgrade rather than upgrade, you have to question the dev's team quality

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Post the elephant rifle man

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>>165735115

What is the best community server that isn't fucking dead right now?

>>165735312
I like the Spanish.TF servers
and almost every server in TF.TV
http://www.teamfortress.tv/servers/?region=eu
anything with nocrits, or in the Vanilla.TF site too
I just blacklist every achievement, trade, vsh and other meme maps to make my server browser all clean and tidy

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http://www.strawpoll.me/12121821

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>people who put a long distance kills part on their sniper rifle

Its a sniper rifle for fuck sake. I can guess that most of the kills on it are long distance

>listening to the developer commentary
>first part takes place on Hydro
>they talk about how proud they are of the design
>how they think its going to be the most popular map because of how unpredictable it is
>talk about how they wanted to distance themselves from other multiplayer fps's where you know what you will be doing before the map even loads

Rip Hydro
Born before your time

>>165736303
i remember tc_hydro pubs
there was even cp_yukon pubs man... those were the days
remember the times where barely anyone would wear hats, from how rare they are ? now the rare thing is finding someone without hats
and to think that the support for the hatconnomy is what turned this game into a F2P. the people spending money on that probably thought it would go into making the game better lmao, i wonder if hatfags and mircotransaction whores still think that even 1/10th of TF2 profits go towards TF2

I want arena res to be an official gamemode.
And maybe domination too.

>>165736790
arena respawn got old for me fast, i would preffer to have SOAP DM made official, similarly to DM on CSGO, or even the MGEMOD made official
what's domination ?

>>165736897
Domination is where there are several cap points, usually 8, 4 on each side of the map. Capping one causes a percentage counter to go up, more points means faster progression and the first team to get either 100% or every control point at once wins.

It's kind of a snowbally gamemode, typically the game is decided once one team gets enough of a lead, but I enjoy it regardless.

The quintessential domination map is dom_canalzone.

>>165732460
you're very new to the game, and you currently suck and know very little

Pure unfiltered autism

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>>165737791
Incidentally I'd think that someone was new if they thought the opposite.

New players can't aim with scout nor can they properly avoid projectiles like pills or rockets, so they're just endless fodder to the splash damage of mediocre soldiers.

Scout just has the edge vs soliders in high level play (and in fact soldiers are considered the weakest link between the 4 6s classes at this level for a reason) and can use their full mobility without leaving a medic behind to die, something that a soldier can't do unless his medic uses the quick fix.

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Genuine Anger

>>165738419
Forgot to mention
>such a manlet that he had to draw on stubble

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How about some lovely art instead?

i mean, it's a shit hat, but whoever made it did a good job with it

>>165738419
>eyebrow piercing
>that fucking black half dead marker line of a "scar"
>is that fucking eyeliner

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>>165729418
>soon

>>165738787
at some point. for now i just disconnect if that happens and try again. i usually get matched into a new server in a couple seconds so it doesn't bother me.

>>165738419
sniper can't even equip rail spikes wtf

>>165738357
soldier has the edge in a 1v1 at a high level. IF he has less than 40 ping. everyone just says scout has the advantage, since 99% of matches in tf2 are played online

>>165738419
hi michael i thought you are dead

>>165738886
>sniper can't even equip rail spikes wtf

Broken game wft volvo pls fix

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>only one result for the doublecross comm and its lime green and on some edgy blue haired inked chick

At least its true to the game then

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Ive never seen the cleaver used in an edgy way before

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My wrists just split open by themselves and now I am bleeding out

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OHHHH SHITTT

IS THAT

A MOTHERFUCKING

Jojo fags are the literal worst.
Even worse than pony fags
Just because its humans it doesn't make it any more ok

>>165740701
Is that a Gurren Lagann reference ?

>>165740819
Is that an mlp reference?

>>165740868
Is that a Steven Universe reference?

>>165740701
HA!
Portal reference!
Us gamers, eh?

>>165740701
Is it really? I don't remember any pointing at the sky in unison

I just like to play tf2. It's a fun game.

>>165741530
the third part 4 opening

>>165741928
>opening
Anime ruined everything

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We don't need no class limit.

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>>165742868
>that one guy playing medic

>>165742868
>bothering to be the medic in that scenario
like you have the option of pocketing either pyro, the tryhard ambassador spy or the smg sniper.

>>165742868
Not in pubs we don't

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>10 Miami Nights Dangers exist
>9 are painted white
>1 painted gold

God bless you, Golden Boy

>>165740701
ha i got this elpic is this a jojo reference meme

>>165744384
This is why I don't get when people say "I need a 1 of 1 hat because Im going to be a youtuber!"

I mean, there are 10 of Danes hat and Ive never seen one in the wild.
Ive owned over 200 different unusuals and Ive never seen one and gone "Hey, I used to own that hat!"

The chances of you ever running into anyone with the same unusual as you are unbelievablely slim

>>165744384
>9 are white

Jesus Christ I remember when that number was 6

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooo3toCv7m0

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>>165744883
>This is why I don't get when people say "I need a 1 of 1 hat because Im going to be a youtuber!"
People actually say that? Fucking hell that's retarded. There's not a youtuber I can think of that has a 1 of 1 anyway.

>>165707768
>take objective-based team arena shooter
>remove the objective component
no____________

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>>165727323
i don't want him buffed in his current state you dumb fuck, i want him made more difficult to play and THEN buffed

>>165732116
nah Pyro is the worst class now

at least Spy has invisibility and the potential for chainstabs and headshots

I see Spy turn up more often than Pyro, which is just a skilless, useless shitheap

>>165745347
This is so cute...

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>>165743907
Add at least something to tell people to stop being retarded and pick something else.

>>165745347
Make more :3

>>165735717
>http://www.strawpoll.me/12121821
>this many "no" answers
WTF
>cant join friends
>cant change net settings or graphics
can someone try to rationalize why anyone would preffer casual over the old quickplay system

>>165746635
>Add at least something to tell people to stop being retarded and pick something else.
i support this idea, just not class limits
I've been in games like league of legends (glad i quit) and seen the drama class limits cause
but yeah something like "team needs medics" or "too many snipers" on the class select screen would be good

Maybe even stop giving the player points on the scoreboard if he's performing poorly compared to the other snipers/spies

>>165746698
>>cant join friends
>>cant change net settings or graphics
these are wrong

>>165746698
>cant change net settings or graphics
yes u can

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>>165699337
I'm a gay medic main soo

>>165733876
>using the spooky sleeves
You must be autistic

>>165747026
-ooooooo you should hurry up and kill yourself

What the best demoman loadout?

>>165747026
hi viva i though you was using le white niggergy combo

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>>165748669
who's viva?
>>165748021
To be honest death at this point would be a compliment.

festivizers were a mistake
unusuals weapons were a mistake
weapon skins were a mistake
cases were a mistake
killstreak weapons were a mistake
collectors were a mistake
stranges were a mistake
unusual hats were a mistake
paint was a mistake
cosmetics were a mistake
f2p was a mistake

were a mistake were a mistake

>>165749239
but Overwatch wasn't :)

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>>165748631
Ironbomber
Sticky Launcher
Big ass axe

>>165747978
Funke made it

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>>165749484
I don't know why I expected something nice.

>>165749496
>watching irritating neurosis nerd

>>165749484
Thanks friend, how about some cosmetic loadouts?

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>>165749806
I love golf

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>>165749806

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>>165750107
gaelic garb doesn't really match a golf loadout. I'd recommend a kilt instead. Just my 0.02 as a person of Scottish heritage who used to golf

>>165750475
sometimes im glad volvo restricts setting because that gore is delicious. it legit makes me hungry

>>165750710
Yeah true, but I like the look of the Garb so much, probably my favorite Demo outfit.

>>165750805
You're not wrong, I wear it as well on my main loadout.

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found this qt while googling "golfer scotland"

>>165751038
The one thing I love about golf more than day drinking is the big time female golfers will usually be nicely toned.

>>165750794
i disable ragdolls but gibs feel too right to remove

>>165750475
>babys first air shot
>with the dh LUL

>>165751104
yeah golf and tennis are some of the best two sports for grills in dresses

>>165738357
soldier vs scout is a 50/50, in close range soldier will probably win but a scout can bait out their ammo easier. Soldiers are supposed to make space and initiate fights. Scouts clean up and deny soldiers. scout's arent dominant every one just wants to complain they're op

>>165749620
I don't, Im just telling you who made it you autistic cunt

>>165736303
5cp is there best work.
>inb4 stalemates

Stalemates doesnt mean you can't have a good match, this is just from euros abusing their restarted time limits.

>>165734280
B4nny want's valve to balance their weapons. People are just being dramatic about literally two weapons that weren't game breaking and now are banned anyways. He want's to get meaningful testing done with these weapons and keep the whitelist as minimal as possible. This will help valve balance their 17 ish broken weapons for 6v6 as they have done in the past. tf.tv is full of people who think this game will die because the rescue ranger was slightly annoying. The game plays the exact same 97 % of the time. Esea sign ups have been the same for like 4 years.

>>165727323
play with the phlog and and shotgun/flare gun and powerjack, you will understand what pyro was supposed to be

>>165751726
>5cp
back to /b/

>>165751038
>Women playing golf
Literally defeating the point

>>165750710
>>165750107
i am scottish

no-one wears a kilt whilst playing golf

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>>165753132
anon let me ask you just a small question.

Is the current year 1968?

If the answer is "no", kindly shut your face

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>>165753132

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Ded

>>165699337
It's a tie between the PE Beak and GE Pencil Pusher, according to bp.tf

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>when you see a scout go into that little room on Badwater last with the full heath kit so you fire an arrow at the door and it headshots him as he comes out, pinning him to the wall

Is there any better feeling?

>>165755301
There sure is but i can't put my finger on it at the moment

>>165755301
kay why essing yourself for playing cuntsman niggper?

how would you rework huntsman's mechanics to be more balanced

>>165746051
>>165746639
I will. I need to get some sleep first.

Stats for a new bow
>Bigger arc, closer to the grenade launcher's
>40 base damage, 100 max damage
>Shoots antennas
>Press reload to teleport to where your last arrow landed

>>165749284
Overwatch is a big dumb mess. The events are a boring minigame and a new crate to buy and thats literally all. TF2 will at least usually throw a map at you. Overwatch has only put out two maps and two characters and its coming up to a year since its release. I feel scammed.

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>join a hightower server
>see a pack of friendly hoovies
>shoot rockets at them
>they run away using "help" voice command
>jump and rain hell on them
>kill all of them
>"fine, you asked for it"
>one of them switches to soldier
>kills me
>ends up dominating me
mfw

>>165756215
Reduce the hitbox size for projectiles.

While you're at it, fix the soldier rocket damage falloff.

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Find a flaw

>>165749239
all true
good post

>>165756116
This is an English imageboard

>>165752558
what did he mean by this
5cp has the best flow of all gamemodes, if the players involved have a minimum skill and knowledge of the game

>>165755301
That's a pretty darn good feeling yeah.
>when you dominate the top scorer on the other team as soldier so they go pyro to try and get ebin reflects on you
>they just dance back and forth in front of you for thirty whole seconds while you watch with your rocket launcher out spamming "thanks"
>suddenly 180 and fire a rocket behind you to bait the airblast, 180 again and shoot straight at their feet, launching them into the air
>watch them airblast pointlessly midair before killing them with your shotgun
>schadenfreude and spam binds.
Pyros are good for nothing but farming stranges.

>>165756712
So you can land behind a heavy and peck at them with your SMG?

>>165757002
>using loadout C
>no noisemaker
>wearing winter loadout when most tf2 maps are in hot climates
>small clipping issues

Best weapon loadout though

>>165757285
Load out 1 is suicide demo
Load out 2 is pirate
3 is pub
4 is mvm

A: Stock / comp
B: Alternative / comp
C: Messing around / MISC
D: Even more retarded than C
who else does this ?

>>165757712
yes

>>165749239
>festivizers were a mistake
>unusuals weapons were a mistake
>weapon skins were a mistake
>cases were a mistake
yes
>killstreak weapons were a mistake
>collectors were a mistake
>stranges were a mistake
>unusual hats were a mistake
>paint was a mistake
>cosmetics were a mistake
>f2p was a mistake
no

bad opinions @ post above me

>>165757115
>5cp has the best flow of all gamemodes

i58 finals

only "flow" was the ZZZZZZZs in the twitch chat

5CP actively rewards playing defensively friendo

midfight is fine because both teams have to push for mid, which creates conflict, and there is no punishment for aggression

but after mid, it introduces a fail state for aggressors; you wait for the enemy to push and fuck up, then you capitalize on their mistake

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>>165687295
It's a good hat if you pair it right.
Rate.

>>165757126
you may as well just post your smug copypasta anon, there's no point doing variations on it because we all know it's you

>>165758119
>namefagging
Hi anonymous user
Don't do this.

2 pairs of goggles/10

>>165757712
Depends on the class.
My engi is
>Aussis to show off
>Rescue Ranger/Wrangler/stock
>shotgun/pistol/jag
>shotgun/pistol/gunslinger

Most other classes besides working classes (demo/med/scout/engi) will usually be the same weapons, just switched out for whatever is needed.

Except heavy, I hardly ever deviate from mini/sandy/gru.

>>165758272
each to their own, but I'd prefer to have people know who I am.
anyways, how's my scout?

>>165758647
your scout is dogshit

>>165759019
I thought it did look a bit dogshit. I'll probably go and find another loadout.
Thanks for the feedback!

Hey /tf2g/, I haven't played TF2 regularly since the Special Delivery/Pyromania update. What's been going on lately? What updates have happened? Is there somewhere I can find a concise guide/timeline of what's happened so far? I only remembered TF2 existed and was still being updated regularly when I saw the new Christmas/New Year comic. I honestly hated that stupid map.

>>165758647
>but I'd prefer to have people know who I am
then return to reddit/facebook/tumblr/gaia/9gag/gamefags/ign/facepunch/literally anywhere other than here

4chan is an anonymous website

>started comp as pocket - 2012-2013
>went on to be scout main - 2014-2015
>went on to be demo main - 2016
>now a medic main in a team that i actually like - 2017
whats your history since you got into comp ?

>>165759321
>4chan is a pseudonymous website, where most users often choose to retain the default name field of "Anonymous."
correct.

>>165759425
>started comp as 4s soldier - 2016
>got bored by fact that i must play every week and goes friendly heavy my the mid of the game - 2016
>wouldnt get any medals for 5 weeks of playing this meme - 2017

>>165759516
unless they have something valuable to convey that actually requires a name, which he doesn't

if he seeks recognition as a distinct "personality", there are literally tens of thousands of other websites for that

How do i play highlander? I dont want to join some gay team, just play couple of matches.

>>165759876
eh, I don't know. I guess I'm some cunt trying to be the next ViVa.
>>165759964
you dont.

>>165759876
He wants people to be able to contact and play with him in-game in a thread discussing that game. It's a valid use-case of the name field. Stop acting like this is /b/.

>>165758058
name a better gamemode (you cant)
>pl: artificially slow downs the game by having a cart you have to slowly push, even a retard can make a map that "plays well" for this mode (see OW map design)
>koth: 5cp but its only a mid point

>>165760039
exactly. ID is Yegg

>>165759994
piss off, dont respond to me ever again

>>165759994
There could never be another Viva, though

>>165759794
>playing 4s
why
i think i only played it once bcuz we tried to do a 6s doublemix and there wasn't enough people
i think low population servers are underrated but 4s is kinda meeeh

>>165760174
edgy
>>165760217
true

>>165760220
because it's hard to find a team when you are average pub player and barely can speak engrush

Is Muselk red pilled? He said "I wish the holocaust was real" if you turn the audio backwards and slow it down by 3x in a video from 2 years ago

>>165760595
proof? I doubt a youtuber that targets kids would do that.

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nothing suspicious here

>>165760778
stop buying unusuals everyday you filthy furfag

>>165760778
Why are her knees and legs so bloated? Stupid weeaboos and their ballooning fetishes

>>165760849
who are you talking about?