/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

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xth for comfy vip missions.

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>>165618651
I miss catower, is she ever coming back?

>>165618918
probably for the best. randoms already make ugly enough shit with what we have now. APB customization is a different story though

>>165618881
>this fucking who now using a name

Time to filter this TRASH.

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>>165619559
Oh dear, seems It's time to go back to going around your filter. :^)

>>165618651
>this literal who again
starting to miss Shotaroposter tbqh

>online now takes forever to load
how do I fix?

>buy a Blista Compact thinking it will be in the compact class
>it's in the sports class
For fucks sake.

>>165621842
Buy the Shark Express Pass and skip the loading waits goy ;)))

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>>165622289
the blista compact is cute CUTE!

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Rockstar's got some comedians working for them

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xth for better then trophy truck

>>165623469
Maybe you should just purchase it online :^)

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>>165618454
Not a regular. And I mean helicopterfag as in I'm the "if it flies, give it to Now" of the group. I can't claim to make a whirlybird dance, but they're by far my favourite form of transport in the game. Probably my favourite thing in the game full stop.

I want the Seasparrow back.

>>165618461
>>165618945
At all?
I guess it makes sense. I wanted it for the cool factor of having a motherfucking superyacht, and also getting the small bundle of vehicles with it, since I'm rather lacking in that regard.

I was rather hoping that more CEO functionality would've been added to the superyachts. Running a company out of an Aquarius would be radical (though with warehouses and a personal garage elsewhere). In an ideal world, it'd have a full office in the rear, and a full luxury flat in the front. Dammit, Rockstar.

Business Time it is.

I have 3.6 mill saved, should I buy a new supercar for racing? If so, what's the best I can buy?

>>165624141
I too want the seasparrow back, just to provide rescue or pick up known associates when they get crates in the middle of the ocean because apparently no helicopter supports picking people up from the water.

>favourite in the game full stop
you've been here for way too long

>>165622601
Add this trash >>165624671

Is making money easier now ?

I farmed hardcore back in the days and R* just reseted my account, if I come back will it be easier or should I give up ?

>>165625443
contact payouts are loads better than early years, barring some classic outliners like gooftroop gamble and mixed up with coke but at the same time prices have been inflating hardcore so I guess it depends on how long ago 'back in the day' is for you.

>>165622289
>>165623419
Shame it's available only if you've played last gen.

>>165624565
RE-7B

Can I do heists from a stilted safehouse?

>>165625986
yes, that's what I do

Retro Dominator where?

https://youtu.be/fyK0reu0EDM?t=22

>>165626951
Retro Dukes/Dukes (Racecar)
Retro Phoenix/Phoenix (Racecar)
when?

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>>165625831
you can always make a fake psn/xbox account and have someone with the last gen game beat the tutorial under your account for you, then you connect that account to your social club and have access to everything

>>165625831
>Being a PCuck

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>>165622601
Kill on sight list (updated):
>(You)

>>165623730
You can't, though.

>B-but yes you can!
Yeah, you can buy the shitty pick-up version, not the covered version like the Lost use.

>>165627330
That was the joke anon.

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>>165627904
Well, your jokes suck.

>>165628707
Not liking someone isn't a reason for them to be kicked.

He acts like a cunt in discord, but that isn't gta. He doesn't break the one rule.

Applied to gtag pc. SooPringles. Said something about privacy setting but I have it open, idk.

>>165629149
Gotcha

>>165629120
>>he acts like a cunt in discord
he acts like a cunt on 4chan aswell as ingame gta

>>165629536
Ty

>>165629120
>Not liking someone isn't a reason for them to be kicked
>Acts like a cunt

Hmm. I'll let my pockets do the talking.

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>>165629120
maybe you should see this again

if he's so great he'll just haul ass elsewhere and do just fine

>jrv will never be a cute girl

>>165629120
You should have heard him ingame he was screaming at Goz even though Goz couldnt hear him. I've never seen autistic rage this bad in a videogame before. Im not saying kick the guy but deffo keep bullying him for being a smeghead.

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Will Rockstar ever increase the payout for non-new DLC content? People flock to the latest shit as it's the most efficient $ per hour every patch and the fact that it's new. This causes other modes to be forgotten and unused. Is there any reason to play Contact Missions or Heists once you're a CEO? Maybe this is intended by Rockstar to be the stepping stones to get to CEO? Pacific Standard swap is the only other counter argument I get but that is glitching. If I want to glitch I might as well dupe cars.

Headhunter in between every car sourcing mission via a solo public session is the best legitimate money per hour that I've found. The npcs with aimbot ruin the gameplay. When you steal a slow car with a back window you just die or accumulate so much damage that it's no longer worth it. If you die, you have to spend the next 5 minutes killing waves of aimbot npcs. Not to mention the fucking cargobob missions that take forever. I also don't want to glitch repair costs by putting all my money in a secondary characters wallet so I can avoid them.

It sucks that the only efficient way to make currency in this game is to glitch. Maybe I should go back to crates? At least then I can take cover behind the vehicle I'm delivering and not have to worry about charges.

>>165630236
nice pumpkin head dude.

>>165630652
>Will Rockstar ever increase the payout for non-new DLC content?
No, Rockstar faggot addressed this before. Nothing old gets updated anymore. Wait for the next installment.

>Is there any reason to play Contact Missions or Heists once you're a CEO?
It's fun?

>Maybe this is intended by Rockstar to be the stepping stones to get to CEO?
It is. Bikers is just their belated attempt to appeal to the MC crowd. Heists were never meant to be something you could grind, but they kept a lot of the glitches that made that possible due to their policy (see above).

>Maybe I should go back to crates?
You have a choice of crates or cars if you want to make money desu. Crates really aren't that bad if you can bear the grind, probably less stressful too. Businesses are also a viable option but that requires players and players are better spent glitching PacStan.

>>165631265
Damn. Never caught Rockstar Faggot addressing old content but that's what I assumed.

Thanks for the info.

>>165631048
>8 yes 5 no

>>165631827
You're biting his bait you dumbass.

>there are "people" in this thread who unironically think the X80 isn't the best car in the game
You contrarian imbeciles amuse me.

>>165632708
*contraction imbeciles

>>165633040
What?

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>>165632708
but this thread isn't dedicated to the X80 so how can I believe you? sorry buddy next 700 posts we can talk all about it oh shit sharp turn USE THE BRAKES THE BRAKES OH SHIT

>>165633201
>shit driver
Okay. Ca

>Bought a car warehouse.
>Been trying to fill it up.
>63% full and I've discovered so many cool cars I've never seen before because NPCs don't drive update cars and players don't drive anything but armored cars and the supershitter flavor of the month.
There were only two cars I wanted to buy when I got my warehouse and now there's like seven. Why have these been hidden from me?

>>165632215
>bait

Maybe it's time you get kicked, cuck.

>>165633576
Which ones? You can't buy them off of one of the dealer websites?

>>165633269
>having to use the brakes in a super car
>not just easing the throttle for a second

>>165633624
I'm not jrv.
You didn't turn off duplication checking.
And it's bait for attention which you are giving him.

>>165633786
>didn't turn off duplication checking

OK AND? THIS CAN GO BOTH WAYS U HOE

>>165633767
>>165633767
>easing the throttle
>in any vehicle
>of any description
>ever
Do you by any chance enjoy watching other people have sex with your wife?

>>165633958
>ME FAST
>ME NO HOLD BRAKE EVER

How's that fucking damage, KEK

>>165633706
I can but the way Rockstar takes pictures of the cars on there makes them all look the same.

>>165633876
Exactly.
Why do you think we never use strawpoll to decide things?
It's a joke here.

>>165633958
>ease the throttle and only alter speed slightly in order to gain control over vehicle
>use the brakes and lose significant speed giving other players a chance to overtake

choose one

Ok you faggots, it's time to settle this once and for all.

Grotti or Pegassi?

>>165634243
Grotti

>>165627060
Retro dukes????

Its a 70s charger

>>165634243
Ocelot

>>165634342
for some stupid reason, both cars go under the same brand, Imponte. The Dukes should've been a Bravado.
Dukes: http://coolridesonline.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/1969_dodge_charger-pic-61290.jpg

Phoenix: https://truewestimports.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/superbird.png
Only one of them has the option for the wing, but none of them can achieve speeds that rival super cars

>>165634342
retro el camino when

>>165634243
Grotti doesn't release vehicles as often, but when they do, they're usually one of the faster and more affordable models of their class. Grotti.

>>165634554
Yeah idiot, but why the "retro"??

>>165634154
>It's a joke

Kick incoming

>>165636443
You think you're man enough to handle the Salty Spitoon?

How do I leave a crew? I want to leave mine so I can join GTAG

>>165636443
That's meant to be Milo Yiannopolous, isn't it

>>165636606
Nah, my guys got facial hair
and isn't bleach blond

>>165636603
via socialclub or in the "crew" section of the "online" section of the start menu

Crates are grindy as hell. Are vehicles fun? Can I do them solo? I might just crate until I can afford a car warehouse and do i/e.

>>165637240
thanks, got it

I requested invite, timper21

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>>165637428

Requesting invite to the PC crew
SC is MrKooliu

>>165637438
>>165637613
Got you both

>>165637692
thanks

>>165637613
Thanks man

>>165637428
>grainy picture
>too poor to afford an actual phone

k
y
s

>>165637428
one sock on

NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK

>>165637585
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>>165638253
What was it?

>>165638309
some guys dink

>>165638309
a gtag standing over his tv set( with the "would you like to buy a sharkcard goy?" screen naked from thew waist down

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>>165638406
>>165638432

>>165638780
WITH ONE SOCK ON NIGGA!

ONE SOCK!

>>165638839
sounds artsy
i wonder what he meant???

Oh, heartbreaker
Did you think I was a fool?

>>165636716
I would also hope he isn't a faggot Greek Jew.

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>>165630236
Weve reached autism levels i didnt know were possible.
You can tell he beats his mother.

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Who's the best stripper in GTA 5 and why is it Cheetah?

I only played online with Cat Tower maybe 3 times, but she had a very soothing voice that always made me sleepy.

Thesmogmonster confirmed for based player

qt still play?

>>165627218

>be pcuck
>let console kiddies alpha test the game on dedgen
>let console kiddies beta test the game on current gen
>play the completed game on PC as it was supposed to be intended
>had some faggot do the tutorial for me
>hack myself a few hundred million
>live like a king since release

Feels good

Is there a way to sell a full vehicle warehouse or nah?

I have a friend who is level 650 or so with very few hours in the game (hacked level). My only question is how the fuck did he get away with that?

>>165642560
only the imposter, the real one commit suicide on xmas eve

should have just blown me up menski

>>165643270
Four vehicles at a time with huge cooldowns in between, if you have three friends.

Just keep doing steal missions during cooldowns and only sell off high-ends. Increases your chances of getting high-end sources somewhat. Optimizes money/time.

>>165634356
Ocelotfags are the most insecure and obnoxious autists in this game.

>>165634243
Grotti just for the Bestia and Carbonizarre.

>>165630652
As mentioned above rockstar doesn't work on old content which is smart because game modes don't sell shark cards. Freemode content does because that's where you play with your toys.

>>165644117
they really need to start monetizing the fun stuff.

Like paying for stunt track parts or something. Not because I want to pay for them, but because it will encourage them to work more on that stuff.

Why do they keep releasing more ways to grind....

>>165645387
>they really need to start monetizing the fun stuff.
You're why every game has microtransactions, day one DLC, and jewing out the ass now.

>>165645502
I cant change the way they sell their game. Theyre doing it in a grimy way because GTA has no competition. I'd rather I pay real money for the DLC but that isnt going to happen because its a less profitable business model like it or not.

If you look at how much work theyve put into the creator- its not that much, a couple props and few tweaks to placement. Theyre barely updating it at all while they pump out cars and stupid apartments, yachts, and other stupid shit like crazy. But the reality is, the creator is essentially the closest rockstar will ever get to "mod support" and its the only thing that could make the game feel fresh. We should be able to spawn that shit in freeroam by now, but theyre giving themselves no incentive to do so

Looking for people to boost the 'Numero Uno' (only tennis,parachuting and shooting range) and 'Full Refund' trophies.In return I can help with CEO stuff,Heists,or other trophies.

>>165645387
>paying for stunt track parts or something

Oy vey, your inner goy is peaking out.

>>165647313
How many new track parts have they released since june?

They even made new ones for deadline.

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Game needs more cave exploring.

When are we hiking again fella's?

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/gtag/, your phone is ringing.

>>165648814
where's that?

>>165648814
Car??

Why do I have to go back to singeplayer to switch aim mode?

REEEEE

>>165618845
I fucking love this VIP work.

Will verifying my game files (non steam version) break any of my mods? I keep getting the error ERR_SYS_INVALIDRESOURCE_5.

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>>165649763
That was someones t20 lel

> Everyone is an CEO
> Nobody wants to be an associate

What's the point then, if you're going to have to do everything by yourself
Might as well let us hire npc entourage so it isn't so lonely

>>165650717
for the same reason shitters dont make money for blowing up crates and cars. They know shitters are gonna shit anyways.

People like to play together, you dont get to be paid for that. If its enjoyable, it doesnt pay shit.

>>165650717
i for one appreciate the ability to go solo. if ceo mode required a team like heists do it would constantly be compared to heists. autists could reasonably stick to pacistan glitching because nothing else would ever pay better

>>165649820
It's faster to go to the creator and change it from there. I don't know why they make it such a pain in the ass regardless.

Solo car export showroom or special delivery, what's more profitable?

>>165622289
Yeah, funnily enough the CRX is a Sport Compact. So I guess they forgot "compact" and said, "well, I guess we'll throw it in with Porsches and the NSX and have it compete"

>>165652830
All things considered, solocar exporting is better, especially when you consider the overall start up costs and such.

do you no longer have to pay for destroying another players car?

>>165618989
Catower is a man, no girl plays GTAV.

>>165653264
You still pay

>>165653561
>>165653561
I destoyed a few yesterday and didn't have to pay.
What did I do wrong?

>>165653561
I'm not losing any and people have started destroying my x80 like it never before.

Bought a pad to become CEO.
Bought a warehouse.
What do I do now to make money? CEO missions?

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>>165626951
>1998 is retro now
>1998 was almost 20 years ago

>>165653838
Did you buy a crates warehouse or a car warehouse? If you bought a crate warehouse you have made a terrible mistake and should kys. If you bought a car warehouse go source some cars and make some bank.

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decommissioned military / police vehicles never ever

>>165654043
Car warehouse.
Sourcing cars in my Securorom CEO work list?

>>165654252
>There will never be a civilian Taurus SHO so you can be a fast grandpa

>>165654252
it's going to be the next major update.

There are three things all the children have been crying over on literally every post R* makes on their site:
-Bikers
-Tuners
-Cops

Since import/export is going to be the closest we'll ever get to tuners. Cops are bound to happen. And what better way to make Shark Card money than charging 1.2 million for a Stanier with a bullbar.

Does exporting cars do anything to the garage or CEO office?
I liked how obtaining and selling crates changed the look of the office

>>165654463
No, that would require Rockstar devs to touch established code, and they have a deadly fear of doing that.

>>165654402
No, on the laptop in your office

>>165653775
ORGs can destroy each others vehicles without paying. I don't know if unaffiliated randoms can destroy ORG people's cars without paying.

>>165654684
I never knew that before. I guess that's why.

>>165654252
Does your character have a backstory?

Is the X80 honestly worth buying or is it a meme and I'll get dominated by the RE?

Just got the game and am looking for good ways to make money in gtaO, anyone have tips or need a bodyguard/ want to do some double payout stunt driving?

>>165656025
X80 is great, but iffy during races since it's a very light and jumpy vehicle.

Most races you'll be better off the the RE.

>>165656318
post ID to get started

>>165656478
MasterRasputin

>>165653775
>>165654684
Thats correct for orgs, but on PC, insurance for other players cars has been turned off period. Only blowing up your own vehicles can cost you.

Modders can spoof insurance claims to players, forcing them to lose money and go to a bad sport lobby in seconds. Rockstar did the lazy fix and just disabled the feature.

Its made the game better though and Ive been enjoying it.

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>Daily Objective
>Some random adversary/contact job.
>Spend 45 minutes watching:
>Invited
>Invited
>Invited
>Invited
>Invited
>45 minutes later
>Log off.

>>165655989
not really
why?

>>165657820
Or you could have just asked here and spent like ten minutes total, you dunce.

>>165657820
Why are you trying to do daily objectives?

>>165657890
>Implying anyone here even wanted to do it or even cares.

kk gg memepants.

>>165657862
Your character looked like the one to have a backstory.

>>165657937
>Just assumes things before even trying
Then have fun wasting your time, you stupid mong.

>>165657993
o-ok then

>>165658025
>Assumes I haven't tried.

Keep assuming you fat ass nigger.

>>165658060
Are you disappointed about not being able to deliver? Come on, let's see what you got.

>>165658081
Go ahead and link to where you tried then.

You won't because you can't because you didn't.

>>165654043
>If you bought a crate warehouse you have made a terrible mistake and should kys.

why does everyone have this opinion toward crates? if you're working efficiently you could make the same or even more than you would by selling cars.

>>165658112
Nah, I'm good.

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>>165658456
Okay.

>>165658415
Cars are more fun, less risky and pay more.

>>165659093
post your BLACKED Shotaro for Flib m8

>>165659350
>doing first export ever
>police shoot the car
>1k damage
>next bullet only does $100 damage

>>165659350
do you just not have any pictures/clips of the Shotaro? did you sell it?

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>>165659758
>>165659181
Only the secondary color is trueblack to turn off the neons

Custom radio is still an option only for high end pc's?

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is cat tower really a man?
with that voice and especially the way she acts like a woman with the constant attention whoring it seems hard to believe...

>>165659978
you can do it on xbox too

>>165660023
Catower is a man. There is literally no girl in the gtag crew.

>>165660023
whoever she is she dresses bad

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wat

>the leaker says Candy Suxx will be a parent option in the next DLC
>female characters all have saggy B cups and can't be changed
What's the point?

>>165660283
HALLELUJA

>>165659829
good enough m8

>>165660142
Fucking Tyrus, when will they learn?

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He's fast!

>>165660467
Based Greenie

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Gee ara! How come your mom lets you have two guns?

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>>165660283

>>165661787
he felt that living was impossible and jumped

>>165661787
scroll of icarian flight

any modder here, need moni

>>165662052
Sent

>>165662052
someone should drop money on that jrv guy he might need it hehe

>>165660741
h-hayai!

>>165662052
>modder

>>165654439
>Cops are bound to happen.
hahahahahaha

>>165660079
That's not true

>>165662776
Girl (Male) doesnt count

>>165662905
There are girls in the crew

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catower is def a girl, she has provided tits.

>>165663335
pls share

>>165663335
>mute girl in your crew
>everyone assumes she's a dude
>have seen her tits with a timestamp
>she never contradicts them
Is she trying to avoid orbiters?

>>165663335
Is fat y/n please answer

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tfw

>>165663335
No he's not. Everyody who pretends to be a girl is just a tranny like qt.

>>165664040
How the fuck did you fail that? Those missions are so damn easy.

>>165663747
yes

>>165664146
Keeping a standard range car over 90 on small roads when NPCs switch lanes to collide with you head on isn't fun. Also the car changes gear automatically just before it hits 90km/h

>>165664040
I only failed that shit due to snow destroying traction, it becomes pretty easy when you get it up past the line and then just tap on the gas instead of holding

>>165664251
gross. my interest is lost now. 0/10 would not orbit

>>165663335
are they milky?

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Apparently there was a ruiner parked on top of the van but this is what I saw

>>165664568
she's like an old shut-in crazy cat lady
you would need to have a specific fetish to want to orbit that

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Then the lag got the better of them

>>165664729
my specific fetish is vagina+not fat.

>>165618651
SC: spyride
PC gtag

>>165659093
Which bike is that?

>>165665287
NCR 1000 Custom

>>165665139
Gotcha.

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Despite how annoying he is catower can be entertaining.

Does anyone know when his ban ends?

>>165665628
>he
>his

>>165665628
I told you not to get me into anything.
That would count as getting me into something.

>>165665927
Catower is a man.

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>>165664775

Why can you invite friends to deathmatches but not crew members?

>>165667995
Because R*

>>165665628
Yes.

Is it wrong that I get a boner when I go on killing sprees in GTA?

>>165669424
get help now

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rate my fit

>>165669519
is this on the ps2 version?

>>165669519
doesnt match
doesnt look good
F
apply yourself

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>people are getting banned for literally nothing now
glad i got banned long before that happened!

>>165670368
what happened

>>165669597
No I got a shitty computer

>>165669424
no, as long as you can seperate actions in a video game from actions in reality it's all good.

I personally get a boner from watching sjw's cry or suffer.

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Been ages the last time I actually posted a webm but this too fun to not post.

>no one to talk to about fashion
>look thru thread
>see this
>>165669519

STOP

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>>165671024
SHAKE IT, CUMHOMO

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>the drag is a bad bike with shitty acceleration
Pssh, nothing personell shotaro users

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>>165671024
Also, got a few clips from earlier as well.

>>165671707
So what's the context here?

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Get the Shotaro they said, it'll accelerate faster they said

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Now this is a dragracer

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>tfw went full autismo dressing up as SpongeBob and Patrick selling chocolate to randoms

>>165671847
A gamemode on PS4. Panto is on top of Chiliad surrounded by dindus. You have to steal it and drive it down the mountain while the other team plows planes into you.

>>165672162
Were you able to sell any?

>>165672920
We've been buzzing door to door and only ended up giving away chocolate to a few randoms and a friend.
>wait outside ammunation for random to come out
>tell him we're selling chocolate
>he punches our faces
>he then runs off and steals our car

>>165673275
I can't blame him. I go into PTSD fits whenever I'm in a store and see a blip motionless outside.

>>165673449
real shitters kill you while you're shopping

am i the only one who doesn't shoot afk players?

>>165672162
I'm so dumb, i just now realize it's spongebob and patrick, just kill me now.

>>165673614
Yes

>>165673614
yes

>>165642560
not really.

There's too many good games out there.

Play again when the next actual content update happens. Fuck bleeding out bikes and cars like I give a shit.

>>165673614
no
should start doing it though, some of them shoot me in the back when im minding my own business

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>>165669519
3/10

rate mine

>>165673614
Why would you not shoot afk players? If they're stupid enough to go afk not in passive in the streets of Los Santos then they deserve what's coming to them.

>>165673871
>There's too many good games out there.

Like what?

>>165673967
2/10

>>165672162
>Aim assist
Consoles.

>>165673967
>that hairstyle

>>165674101
He's probably playing wish he wasn't a mans sky, I mean it't not like he'll ever be able to complete it. Think of how much grinding he could do.

>>165673614
I don't shoot anyone that doesn't shoot at me or come near me while I'm delivering crates/cars.

Do you guys pimp out your exported cars at all?

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>>165671847
It's rather best if it's experienced.

>run a graphics/framerate benchmark
>literally get called by some asshole in-game during the benchmark
>lose a mission that i did not give a fuck about and the benchmark doesn't finish
What the fuck?

>>165675284
I customize them so I can look at the mod options for cars I might want to buy. later. Also because it allows me to use whatever paint options I want like I should be able to in the normal mod shops fuck you cockstar just because I drive a car doesn't mean I want to fucking do 4819301930 slipstreams in shitty fucking races you cockguzzling jews. I would literally rather have to pay money for car color DLC packs than have them locked behind races.

>>165675926
> tfw want lime green for my ricer
>didn't do enough stunt jumps

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>>165675926
you can go into any race with a friend with traffic turned off and no time limit then drive down the highways doing slipstreams without actually ending the race.

easiest way to get it over with

>>165664146
Probably driving a nightshade or something. It's very hard to accelerate to the required speed with it, so you have to be super careful about choosing your route.

>>165673871
Ok then.

whats the best way to spend my time grinding money?

>>165678672
Not grinding money

>>165673614
I don't shoot them, but I do rocket blast them.

>>165663710
Are you talking about someone in gtag? I think we all know she's a girl. I don't think anybody really cares.

>>165663710
GTAO does not lend itself to beta orbiters, you can't give someone gifts or money. Flashing your tits and vagina is pointless when there is no return on the investment.

Better off getting some betas as steam friends or something and having them buy you shark cards.

>>165664775
Beam me up scotty!

next update when?
made 12m with i/e, bought a lot of crap and am bored now

>>165685758
okay

>>165685758
Valentine's Day is the most likely the next thing to happen. If we get anything new or not is debatable

>>165685758
time to kys

>>165673614
send lamar after them and collect your payday

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Which spoiler should I use on my new Progen Itali GTB?

>>165687434
you'll get more value out of that vehicle by selling it

>>165688032
And buy what from it? An Kuruma (Armored)? kys

>>165688212
You could leave the money to rot in your bank account and it'd still do you more good than owning an itali.

>>165688731
So what car would you suggest over it?

>>165689098
An Kuruma (Armored) obviously, what are you, stupid?

I hate the look of the Shotaro, what's the second best bike?

>>165689801
double-t

>>165689868
You're shitting me

>>165689098
dont listen to them. If you like the italia look then enjoy. Its an 811 with better handling and less speed- and off the line it almost beats an x80. Its fun, its pretty competitive, and it has customization up the ass.

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Wow, this thing is actually bulletproof

>>165690702
>it almost beats an x80
in other words, it's a loser. >>165689098, don't listen to this joker

>>165690702
Yeah I drive it in Stunt Races it's pretty good

>>165689801
Hakuchou Drag or Bati 801

>>165618490
Then r* couldn't get you to waste shark bucks on slightly different clothes.
Honestly cosplaying is pretty difficult in this game. The best I've done is this https://youtu.be/HF6-UcaMSPU
The only other idea I've gotten is from some dude raging at me called my character a tranny MIA.

Everyone show me your cosplays.

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>>165689801
>>165691308
the ruffian is also nice

>>165627223

>all KOS lists are now spam

I won the war.

>>165675926
You poor baby.

You might actually have to play the game instead of shitting around doing nothing, it's probably going to be extremely difficult for you too

>>165633269

>shit driver
>on the hardest corner ever created for a racetrack
>in a super car

Whatever you say bus rider.

>>165686090
Name IG?

>>165693430
-Vanilla_Rice-

If I move an MC's business location will I need to buy all the upgrades again?

>>165694518
>doing mc business

oh im laffin

>>165694279
Why is Vanilla Rice so cute?

I havent played GTA in a year and I have 8mil saved up. Decided to plug back in the PS4 to check it out.
Do I just buy that big fancy decked out office and then I can do all that crate/car stuff Ive been reading up on in this thread and the last one?

>>165694841
TAKIN CARE OF BUSINESS

>>165664040

>not shown: Crashing 15 times and flipping causing the massive drop in speed and failing

>>165690821
>>165692145
>>165687434

>taking screenshots in .png

Fucking retards.

>>165694934
Pretty much.

>>165695483
B-but it's -uncompressed- that means it's better!

>>165695696
O-or I s-simply just don't care, kys if you do desu

>>165695696
PNG has compression.

>>165696213
Dude take a shower

Where can one potentially find downloads to each radio station full soundtrack

im not asking for a link, just a direction...

>>165697125
THE INTERNET, BITCH

>>165697125
Potentially the /mu/ archive. Rebecca Black.

>>165641307
it's too bad she's a good girl

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is there any "tactical" apartment locations other than the karuma pacstan glitch area?
can't make up my mind

>>165698349
the ones with a good view

>>165697125
Inside the actual game files.

>>165659181
>>165659829
Neat. Looks EDGY, but I like it.
I have Liberty again, using a computer since some of the official sites I should be on refuse to work.

>>165690878
the cars at the very top, re7b and x80- have very unforgiving handling, and punish crashing more than usual due to their light weight. Cars like the tempest, italia, nero, fmj etc are not the top of their game but are nice to drive in freeroam- and more forgiving in races.

>>165698349
buy one apartment/garage for each important location (i.e. one near FT Zancudo, one near Sandy Shores, and one near Paleto Bay)

>>165702220
can you teleport to them?

>>165704083
Only to high end apartments

>>165704083
if you have a heist invite from lester than sure, you can teleport to atleast one of them

you can also just set your spawn location to one of those apartments, leave the session and return

>>165704083
you can fast travel to all warehouse and offices you own or 5k using the luxury heli

I bought a small warehouse I dont need just so I can teleport to a certain location.

>>165705470
Fast travel to a warehouse? How??

>>165705874
I literally just told you. You request the luxury heli for 5,000 from ceo abilities, then press h when you get in

>>165705874
call your assistant
she can also remove your car from the impound and send it to you for $1k

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>trusting randoms to deliver GTAG cars

>>165706916
>rando got the mamba
Worst possible scenario