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Pure edition.

>PTR Patch Notes
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20464895

>Live Patch Notes
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752488691

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>Discord:
https://discord.gg/Mzpx4Yh

>Permalink
https://owg.pleb.pl

Previously, on /owg/: >>165537153
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shit game
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>>165575404
Jamison Fawkes!
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Blue skin best skin.
No browns allowed.
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Say something nice about this soon to be canon couple. Please ask them to get along. Wish Ana luck trying to get them back together!
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>>165575485
Rude.
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>>165575493
does he fawk?
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Pure chocolate
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>>165575583
New skin when?
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>>165575674
i love these

lewd skins when
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>>165574963
who knows

mccree main here, and pharah is always my bitch
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>>165575674
>>165575754
>that ankh tattoo
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Junkrat
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Thicc.
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>>165575404
First for Mercy
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I've been thinking about Sombra.
Do you guys reckon that Blizzard don't want to buff Sombra's bb-gun damage is because they want to avoid her becoming too similar to Tracer?

Feels like Sombra doesn't have good solo kill potential, but blizzard don't want to buff her damage.
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>>165575887
its more like blizzard wants to make a new class, a utility class of heroes
sombra is exactly that
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>>165575404
Pharah's smile is the one ray of sunshine in the pitch black void of my life
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>>165575404
I am impatient for the moment when Chu cucks all the Pharmercy/Genyatta fags by making Gency canon.
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Release purple live already
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>>165575876
>first
Dumb bimbo.
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How do we fix her?
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I WANT LUCIO BALL
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>route66 Attack
>decide to meme it up and pick Bastion
>teamchat goes absolute apeshit with "muh meta"
>easily win, end the 1st round with 10k+ damage because I'm flanking and unloading into backs and sides
>Defence goes easy as fuck, the payload doesnt even move
>ask the team what they think of my performance
>mose commend me, some autist goes "DOESNT FUCKING MATTER, YOU SHOULD NEVER PICK BASTION ON ATTACK"

>King's Row
>pretty much the same scenario

And I got measily +22 and +26 for these games?
How the fuck am I supposed to rank up if I lose more than I gain?
I've seen this vid where a guy gets 90+ sr for a Torb win with an average performance.
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>>165576053
MUH
DIK
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>>165575583
>Sharing Metzen's corruption fetish
Your life must be suffering.
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>>165575658
I don't really know, anon! What does fawk mean?

>>165575861
Wait a minute... I recognize that image! That's one of mine! I don't mind, though - it's actually one of my favorites, so you have great taste!
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I love Symmetra, literally the greatest character ever designed alongside Mei.
Other characters? You have to actually put in some degree of effort to reach their skill ceiling. Even Mei requires you to put in a miniscule amount of tracking to slow the enemy and then it gets easier but you still have to actually aim at the enemy for a few seconds. Plus icicles are a big part of her kit and those require a tiny bit of aim.
But Symmetra? Symmetra is way better and more fun to play against. Her skill ceiling is literally hold W+M1. There is nothing more to it, you literally cannot reach more skilled Symmetra play than holding W+M1. I guess you could press E somewhere in the mixture if you want to be an extremely skilled and advanced Symmetra player.
So yeah, I think Symmetra is the hardest character in the game to play and easily the most balanced. It's incredibly hard to score a kill with a beam range that reaches across the map, a shield that lets you win just about any 1v1 and a damage output that melts anything short of a tank. And since it's so hard, I'm glad she has regenerating health and an ability that gives her another 75 regenning health because her portable shield doesn't give her enough durability.
Truly the best character in video gaming history.
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>>165576160
tell that to the guy from last game who played roadhog and thinks medals matter how much sr you gain or lose
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>>165576208
>shadman
neck yourself
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>>165576053
>>165576208
As if Waifufags, Homofags and Shipfags were not enough now we also have pedos. Get out of here, you freaks. Go be creepy next to a park or something.
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>>165575996
I think her toolkit is great in terms of utility, just feels like her damage in general is piss poor. But like I was on about, I don't think Blizzard wants to make another Tracer.
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>>165576441
But D.va's legal, anon!
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>>165576346
wut
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>>165575996
This.
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>>165576503
Not in most of those images
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>>165575693
Soon maybe there's another event coming.

>>165576228
>talking cyclops
Whoa.
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>No Limits was once a moderately fun gamemode where you could play fucking whatever
>now it's "Get Defense so you can stack Torb or Sym or both, and if you got attack you might as well leave before the match starts and hope for Defense next time"
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>>165576527
>that picture
has the artist ever seen a little kid in their life? actually that might not be such a bad thing if they haven't.
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>>165575674
Why does she get to be so perfect?
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>>165576503
>draw a little girl
>haha, but this is Dva anon, she is legal!
You are fucking disgusting, I would tell you to seek help but I would rather you go completely nuts one day and get locked up.
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>get djinnyata
>already have nutcrackyata
>djinnyata is less rare overall
>nutcrackyata is more passe because it's January

What do
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How do you use Bastion's ult?
Literally every time I pop it I get swarmed from every conceivable angle and die instantly
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>>165576272
Medals mean I carried the team in the respective categories. If they dont matter - what else does?
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>>165575404
Do you even lift?
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>>165575887
Make her hack more like Zenyatta's Orb, in that it stays on for an indefinite amount of time (in a certain close-by radius; like half of Hook range) or a few seconds behind a wall. Change what she's able to hack; a Sombra who can manage to keep a bead on an ulting Genji when he's zipping around deserves to cut it short, and a Genji that fails to notice her when ulting deserves to be punished for poor spatial awareness.

Her other abilities and her damage are perfectly fine as is. It's just that her hacking, her primary feature, is just a supplement to her arsenal rather than what kills people.
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>>165576742
I'm not into D.va, though. I'm just saying that she's nineteen, so she's legal.
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>>165576628
>a talking Kerrigan/Sylvanas knockoff
Wew!
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>>165576008
I need more
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>>165576649
Sym is awesome on offense when the enemy team is 6 Sym. M1 destroys turrets as quick as you can drag your mouse across them.
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>>165575618
I think they're both very handsome, and I hope they can resolve things with Ana's help!
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>>165576968
Despite your faggy reaction gif I will provide you with more.
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>>165576843
I'm okay with this
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>>165577145
Rude
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why doesn't overbuff or master overwatch have my comp stats at all from the last two seasons? I wanna see if I'm gitting gud
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>>165576049
:^)
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>>165575674
Brown sugar is best sugar
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im literally not playing this shit game again until the next event
fuck this game, you literally have to "pay" me to play it
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what if sombra could hack her teammates to amp their damage
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>>165576652
are you a irl pedo? I can into 2d lolis but damn dude wtf
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>>165576806
>If they dont matter - what else does?
having game sense to notice wether and how much your actions influence the fight in your favor
clinging to medals and defending your choices based on them is a crutch, nothing more

>Medals mean I carried the team in the respective categories
there's a very severe difference between being the best performing retard in a group of retards and CARRYING THE TEAM
magdumping into the rein shield over and over again and getting gold damage for it doesn't imply that all this damage was actually useful in the long run
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>>165577630
and also give it a chance to block their abilities
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>>165577695
YO
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>tfw playing my weekly match to prevent rank loss
>anubis
>one guy instapicks torb
>one guy instapicks genji
>prepare your defenses
Holy fuck this game is tedious and boring right now
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>watching lyric get dumpstered in high masters

TOP KEK
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>>165577630
>Hack McCree
>"Check your watch, senior, it's 11:59."
>Hack Soldier
>"If you're gonna aimbot, don't go halfway."
>Hack Hanzo
>"Wow, those arrows ARE logs."
>Hack Junkrat
>"Hacks barely make it better."
>Hack Roadhog
>"No projectile aimbot this time, sorry."
>Hack Widow
>"Team Kill in three..."
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>>165578234
Cringe
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>>165577016
doesn't do shit against shield gen stacking
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When are they going to give Sombra a sit emote? Are they waiting for Terry Crews to come out?
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>>165577952
You wishing it so badly doesn't make it truth. Show us where Blizzard said she's an amputee.
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>>165578754
They might sneak one in with the next event when they also make the PTR changes live.
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Is there a way to stop matching with blacks?

Lately all my losses are because of some black dude playing DPS and being useless.
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>>165578857
How do you know they're black? Do you have a legion of spy cameras in every OW player's house?
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>>165578857
Change server to Asia
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JUST
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>>165576250
Are you being sarcastic?
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>>165579101
>only a 300 drop in 5 days

step up bro i lost 800 in 2 days
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>>165578690
Shield Generators don't get extra shields. It's easy to sneak around Symmetras because their range is limited and, if you're Symmetra yourself, their turrets are shit. Melt all their turrets, establish your own turrets, and go for the shield generators. Place turrets next to shield generators to help melt them.
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>>165578857
Get to a rank where humans are.
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>>165578857
what the fuck is your rank?
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>>165579579
Top 500
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Whats your favorite food for playing Overwatch?

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.
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>>165578659
wew
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>>165579836
>Eating while playing
>Getting grease on the keyboard
disgusting smhtbhfamalam
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>>165578964
They talk and sound black and are accompanied by a black username.
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>>165579795
i had a friend who got placed in top 500 but didnt play at all after placement
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>>165579836
>eating while gaming

shiggy
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>>165579382
>solution to the enemy defense having an additional 150/225/300 hp is to destroy their shield gens
WOOOOOW
are you a pro or something?
this sounds like legit grand masters top 500 advice right there
all you have to sneaky beaky your way past the gazillion turrets and sentries, not get ripped apart by the enemy team and their inflated healthpools and destroy every single shield gen, on which your first 300 damage effectively don't mean jack shit

it's so simple, nobody could've possibly thought of this before
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>>165579836
>wanting crumbs in your keyboard and your mouse covered in shit
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>>165579938
>>165580007
>americans use their hands to eat
fucking disgusting
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>on win streak
>suddenly get 3 KOTH in a row
>lose all three
God fuck this gamemode
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After reaching Level 500 I finally got tired of this game. Seriously how can people still play this?
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>>165580123
What the fuck are they going to do? Chase you?
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>>165580245
>Eurocucks eat sandwhiches with a knife and fork
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>>165580360
one of my friends came across a guy who was level 1800
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Stop playing triple tank into a mei-symmetra combo you can't fucking get close enough to do anything you need to have a pharah or genji on top of the damage from soldier you fucking idiots.
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>>165580123
also this tactic TOTALLY fixes nolimits - the supposedly decidated play4fun gamemode - degenerating into a game of "join defense and symtorb-stack or quit before assembly phase is over" in every. single. fucking. round.
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>>165580245
Torb's shotgun sucks, needs to be reworked to something else.
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>>165579101
What site is that?
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>>165580397
So your strategy relies on the enemy team allowing you to wander around in their area killing turrets and shield generators completely unopposed and you can't see the flaw in that?
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>>165580579
>playing no limits
no thanks, there are faster ways to convince myself to suicide
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>>165580615
overbuff
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>>165580626
You shoot shit and it dies. If you suck too much to do that play Candy Crush or Angry Birds.
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Cyka Blyat
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>>165581041
you heard it guys, breaking a shield and armor stacked defense is just a matter of shooting shit until it dies
10/10 arguments
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>>165581149
Hes right though. Ask any pro or top player they'll just tell you to kill shit.

There isnt a complicated strat or le man with the plan in overwatch lmao. If you're good at it then kill shit
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>>165581149
>He can't shoot it until it dies
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>>165577792
>being the best performing retard in a group of retards
So you admit that medals mean I had a shitty team, glad we cleared that up.

>breaking Rein's shield isnt usefull
You're retarded. Dont reply to me ever again.
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>>165581041
I'm not denying that, but this strategy relies on you shooting shit whilst the entire enemy team completely ignores you.
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>>165580626
The "strategy" consists of divide and conquer, fucking around in the backline to make the frontline weaker as people go off to rebuild the sentries they just got destroyed, to make their team cohesively weaker. Fuck with their numbers.

Also, yes, that's how you deal with 6 Sym. No group fights. Everyone goes for shield generators, or simply baits Syms to go away from the rest of the team, where they lose guns, or better yet, leave the shield radius.
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BEST GIRL
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>Rank 3600
>Want to play competitive today
>It's the weekend so I know it's going to be cancer

Why is overwatch competitive on the weekends the worst thing in existence?
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>>165581556
Indeed.
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>fifteen matches today
>every single one the team I'm in is full of drunks, kids, and dumbasses who don't even know how to stay on a point while the other team is 6 mega-pros with insane team combos and coordination

This has to be the game deliberately fucking with me.
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explain this, /owg/
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>>165581901
>Preferring tits over ass
Go, then. We don't need filthy plebians such as yourself
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>>165580262
still better than 2cp
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>>165581901
>Being a tit pleb instead of an ass connoisseur
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>>165581881

I know that feeling.

>Match today. Dealing with a Mei teammate who has been angry on voice chat all game.
>Need to hold the point for 12 more seconds or else we lose.
>Mei teammate yells how we need to kill the enemy Mercy.
>I am just about to finish her with Winston when our Mei creates an ice wall that saves her.
>Our Mei instantly leaves match and we lose.

So it's not just you today, bro.
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>>165581901
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>>165580598
>torb's gun is now semi automatic and has the firecap removed
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>>165581441
>missing the point this badly
stay shit and cling to your shiny medals then
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>>165582219
>lost first round
>one teammate switches to Symmetra
>three other go Hanzo, Widow, Torb in protest
I hate KOTH because it feels the gamemode you most rely on your teammates
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>>165581901
>he doesn't like blue ass
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>>165581693
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>>165581901
DESU it's only a matter of time before Blizz relents and we get a titcow
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEaHwQMAKJ8
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>>165582662
Mercy and Mei are pretty good there I think
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>>165577145
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>>165582532
>tfw no idea when she'll show up in another comic or even a short
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>>165580598
>torbs shotgun sucks
Wew
By itself, you also have a left click that sucks, but the gun is pretty good since you have access to both on the same weapon
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What's a good hero to learn to get from gold to plat? I've tried Lucio, Ana, and D.Va but I have a below 50% win rate with all of them. I main Widow in quick play but I can't use her in comp or my team leaves the game.
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>>165576934
That mercy is fairly cute
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Is he really the best /owg/ has to offer?
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>>165583346
I was expecting the one where he throws a game and says "ur not worthy to talk to me".
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>>165583297
>I main Widow in quick play
revisit ana then and git gud with her
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>>165580598
>Torb's shotgun sucks

You must really suck, then. I've ventilated and been ventilated by his M2 so many times, it's a beast especially during Molten Core.
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Why don't people like playing supports? Ana is the best hero in the game.
>sniper
>grenade
>sleep dart
Why don't you want to sleep an ulting genji or reaper and teabag them making them rage and target you the entire game only to just sleep them over and over making every fight 6v5?

>muh dps
Ana is a great dps, she can kill most heroes in three shots, not much different than the way most people play widowmaker.
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>>165582532
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>>165581693
>0.5 second long transition from laughing to serious
Autism.
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>>165583595
>letting your autism ruin games for others
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>>165583859
Gotta get those sweet solo team kills
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>>165583116
Blizzard's only going to put out shorts and stuff that relate to the canon fall of Overwatch. All the older characters, Tracer, Winston, Torb, Genji, the like.

Why we have so many characters that barely relate to OW as an org is kinda strange to me. Zenyatta works with Genji, but I can't figure out why
>Zarya
>D.Va
>Lucio
>Symmetra
>Junkrat
>Roadhog
>Pharah
would ever be considered for a short. Pharah has a chance purely by Ana, because her comic was basically there to establish the God AI's. Junk and Hog are literally criminals, and Lucio and Symm are two sides of a revolution in Brazil. Hell, Zarya and Dva were fighting in the Omnic Crisis, but they don't seem to have affiliation with Overwatch.
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Guys

guys

Raindancer or one of the Mecha skins? Already own Thunderbird but I want a new skin to renew my interest in Pharah.
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>>165584038
i got raptorion a very long time ago from a loot box but i also got the christmas one even though i like the halloween one which i didnt get better
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>>165583859
I enjoy Ana, especially if it's QP and we need a support like usual.
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>>165582527
this is art
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>no one below diamond can kill pharah
why
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>>165584038
I thought that I'd love the mecha skins because muh triangular rocket circus
but her rocket launcher model honestly sucks dic kin first person, went back to thunderbird within days
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>>165583859
>he plays supports to deal damage

wew lad
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>>165584225
i'm gold and this is true
people (including me) switch to soldier to deal with her and we just can't
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>>165584037
Junkrat and Roadhog are going to eventually get a short because they're dev favorites, if nothing else. That doesn't mean they're high-priority NOW, but Junkrat's treasure in particular will probably figure in later.
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>our Reinhardt is the only one on payload in overtime
>decides to use charge to get a kill
>we lose

simply epic
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how do i get gud at comp

im trying to qualify and ive lost 2 of my 3 matches
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>>165581901
tits are just ass on the chest
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>>165583859
Ana and Zenyatta are very fun to play. Mercy and Lucio are fucking shit when it comes to fun. Judging from HotS as well Blizzard is either hit or miss with support characters. They will either be top tier fun or the most boring pieces of shit in existance.
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>>165584309
>implying striking the perfect balance between sniping targets and healing teammates isn't one of the cornerstones of good ana play
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>>165584405
practice ur tracking m8
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>>165584493
dont worry, in seasons 1 and 3 i lost 8/10 placement matches
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>>165584530
ass is just tits behind the vagina
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>>165583297
Widows don't push objectives and can't stay on points. While other characters have hitscan weapons plus can do those things. So widow is often just a selfish kill farmer on offense with no real help to the team. I've seen teams with Widows you think were aimbotting but her team can barely get out of the spawn and thus she's not really doing anything. Too weak to come out and actually fight. But she'll get a card or play of the game so that player will keep picking her and keep being useless to everyone but the player's epeen. Hanzo can at least keep the opponent spotted easier and scatter spam. But also requires more aim technique on his primary weapon. So that's usually a fail too. On defense, they can be pretty good as they don't need to actually push anything.
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>>165584419
Plus their short would serve a similar purpose like the Bastion short, nothing lore related since they have no clue about the story but still enjoyable to watch.
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>>165584550
>pushes in front of team to get a proper sightline instead of healing them, fucking up positioning

lemme know how getting out of plat goes
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Speaking of ass...
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>>165584493
1) placement matches is there for the matchmaking to fuck around with what kind of players you're matched up with/against until you either get steamrolled or steamroll yourself

2) placement matches don't mean shit in S3 because you end up 100-300 points above/below your previous S2 rank anyway, no matter how many you lost or won
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>>165583061
Mercy's itty bitty angel titties aren't big
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>>165584762
The most interesting characters that I would like to see further expansion on are the bad guys and the original strike team. Widow, Ana, Soldier and Reaper in particular hit me in the feels.
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>>165584456
>ONLY reinhardt is on the objective
No one's fault but yours, faggot
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>>165584718
That's what I'm saying, though, is that we haven't seen a short with them because they're not relevant at the moment. As soon as Chu thinks he can work them into the story proper, he will - that secret Very Important Thing is too big a hook to just do what they did with Bastion and keep them entirely separated from the plot at large.
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>>165584740
>his positioning and aim is so bad he needs to push past his team in order to switch from healing mates to dealing damage
>calling others plat
top kek
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>>165583859
>Why don't you want to sleep an ulting genji or reaper and teabag them
I did that once and managed to die. I agree though, Ana is one of the most fun supports to play as
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>>165584664
>So widow is often just a selfish kill farmer on offense with no real help to the team.

im fucking sick of this meme, if shes killing shit it means shes doing her job the game might be 5v6 but widow is making it 5v5 or 5v3/4 etc its the rest of the team's job to push the payload and cap the point
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>>165584762
I swear to christ if Gerard ends up being black
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>>165584871
i just got the game a week ago
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>>165585282
Here's a leaked picture of him.
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>>165585161
we were dead and were running towards the payload, literally all he had to do was stay on it but he decides to charge the fucking lucio who wasnt even contesting him, it was 1v1 he wasnt gonna die
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>>165584871
>placement matches don't mean shit in S3 because you end up 100-300 points above/below your previous S2 rank anyway,

care to explain how i ended up at 500 in s3 compared to 1550 in season 2?
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>>165585428
that doesn't look like a typical frenchman at all

where's the quran? and the turban?
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>>165584762
>we're not doing anything regardin [x] at the moment
>but we are definitely interested in doing more [x] in the future, so stay tuned!
I absolutely despise blizzard-official-talk
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>>165585608
Its a very old picture
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>>165585282
get over it, because of the french colonies theres actually more black french people than there is white french people
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>>165585282
I hope he does. It will be hilarious to see, just like it was hilarious with the Gaycer reveal, and just like it is hilarious right now with tumblr losing their shit over Gency being canon.
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my rank will start decaying soon but I want to wait until the new patch before playing comp. How long do you guys think it will be until they bring the ptr patch to live?
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>>165585587
weren't you the guy who refused to play anything but sombra, tilting most of his team in the process?
if yes, there's your answer
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>>165585806
One of the next two Tuesdays
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>>165585642
I know you people want everything to be black-and-white and yes-or-no, but in the real world very few things are concrete and it's best to not say with 100% certainly about anything.
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>>165585806
The 24th unless they're happy with Roadhog's current hook in ptr.
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>>165585741
>Mercy and Genji in a romantic relationship

Like, how?
One's a cyborg, it doesn't make sense.
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>>165585741
Oh woah, what a threat. Chu better start rewriting the story right from the start.
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>>165585841
yes, then i mained symmetra to 2600
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>>165586064
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9srWJ66EAo
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Who exactly is Helix Security? Some kind of private military organization?
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>>165585220
>he's never actually played ana
lol
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I want to smell Mei's butthole
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>>165586064
>thinking Genji just has no genitalia or genitalia accessories because he's a cyborg
Such a lack of imagination.
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>>165586090
>yes, then i mained symmetra to 2600
the lower SR brackets are hardly known for their mechanical proficiency or organized teamwork, which would quickly shut down a symmetra running rampage with her cancerous autoaim beam
so no surprises there
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>>165585608
Ah yes, /pol/ exageration, go be offended and not actually do anything somewhere else.
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>>165586064
Two words:
Vibro Dick

>>165586068
They should put a woman in charge, too, like the post here >>165577145 suggested. Then we cna get proper ships like Pharmercy because all women are tumblrite whales.
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>>165585608
Nice meme /pol/tard. There are still more niggers in amerishit than in Europe you know?
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>>165586335
>het nonsense
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>>165586228
Private security organization that watches over top level places like the Temple of Anubis and Watchpoint: Grand Mesa.
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>>165586335
I think we all know that a woman co-writer would just write in her own overpowered self-insert to singlehandedly save the world and be in a polyamorous relationship with every male character.
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>>165586335
>>165586309
I woudl've preferred the more traditional approach and go with Pharah and Mercy but eh

then again when devs of games like these filled with characters start to desperately pair their characters it kind of bothers me
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>>165586335
And what would your reaction be if the female writer also puts Genji and Mercy together? Slightly adjust your retarded screaming to "Well SHE is self-inserting HERself into Mercy like Chu was doing with Genji! WHY WON'T ANYONE FUCKING MAKE MY LESBIAN FANTASY THE GOSPEL TRUTH!?!?!?!"?
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>>165586324
>>165586467
t. frenchmen
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>>165586809
t. someone who gets his view of the world from a place that only likes seeing bad stuff
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>>165586582
Pharah and Mercy makes literally zero sense. It makes sense for Genji to have a crush on the doctor who saved his life, since she is relatively hot anyway. Forcing two characters as lesbians just to cater to the fantasies of a bunch of landwhales would have been stupid.
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>>165577228
Overbuff doesn't have my ranked games at all
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>>165586582
>lesbian relationship
>traditional approach
U wot, laddy? We do not even know how much of Genji is left, but I imagine there is enough for Mercy to find sufficient satisfaction.

>>165586551
I think tumblr will just get fucked since Blizzard will hire a sane person instead even if that were to happen.

>>165586509
Yes, those people are even more socially impotent than /r9k/ by the looks of it.

>>165586635
They will find an excuse to complain. They always do. That's why nobody sane caters to them any more.

Also - apparently since Chu is asian he is not allowed to write asian males who have good things happen to them because if he does he is a selfish self-insert. For anti-racism social justice activists those people can turn into raging racists in a heartbeat.
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>>165586926
Yes, but you see, all interactions feel forced if you want them to feel forced.

It's forced that Mercy falls in love with some gangster she saved only because she made him promise she'd be a force of good or something. Specially considering that the man she saved is now artificially alive and his cock is probably rotten by now.

I get the "love not for what he looks like but for who he is" cliché but it's forced.
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Bloo
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any good updated genji advanced guides?
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>>165587350
>Gangster
He is an official Overwatch agent. Also having a crush doesn't mean they are getting married or so. I doubt Blizzard will have any of the playable characters having anything more than a simple crush with each other.
At the end of the day Genji and Mercy might seem forced and cliche, which it is I admit, but its not pants on head retarded like Pharah and her. Chances are they have never met as adults and no, just because both have the ability to fly in the game that doesn't really mean shit.
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>>165587165
>thinking only tumblr does this

Nigga, have you been here lately? As many if not more people in /owg/ throw raging shitfits over Genji/Mercy than tumblrs do.
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>>165587350
He didn't seem to be rotting in the Dragon mask removal. Just burnt. Judging by the cuts and splashes over the canvas in Hanamura he probably got just a big gash in terms of bodily damage, but needed life support because he got burnt by Nipponese dragon magic or something.

Seeing how tropey and childish OW story is he probably has some badass burn scars on his face to make him look rough and tough but is otherwise an attractive guy under the helmet. Its just how this usually goes.
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>>165576250
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>>165587431
Why is she so perfect? I can't stop thinking about that bloo.
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>>165587537
Push Q, dash to supports and click on them
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>3 out of 5 games I've had my entire team throwing in comp
>at Master level
Weekends fucking suck
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>>165587681
I just think it's funny we had the opposite situation just a few weeks ago with Tracer being gay. Tumblr lapping up every bit of asspain and making screenshots of forum posts about it but now the show is on the other foot. Same shit different asshole.
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>>165587659
>Chances are they have never met as adults
They're only 7 years apart though and I assume they met after Recall.

It's unlikely but it's not "pants on head retarded".

>>165587689
>He didn't seem to be rotting in the Dragon mask removal
Yes he does, those gashes don't look like sword injuries.

Plus, he's fucking GREEN.
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>>165587989
Is Pharah an OW agent anyway?
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>>165587989
They're five years apart and Pharah was never part of Overwatch so recall doesn't really have anything to do with her. Aside from that Tracer seems to be the only one who responded. I guess if there was some kind of funeral service for Ana they could've seen each other again but there's nothing known about that.
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>>165587989
>Yes he does, those gashes don't look like sword injuries.

>Plus, he's fucking GREEN.

He seems a bit burnt but otherwise fine to me. He also has his nose which is mostly soft tissue (even more so that his dick you seemed to be interested in) so he is clearly not decomposing.
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>>165588126
No, OW disbanded before she had a chance to join.
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>>165588358
I'm talkign about these
he's falling apart inside of there

>>165588241
If they're only 5 years apart then a crush on Pharah's side might have been possible
Only a dumb child crush, though, which wouldn't extend all the way to her 30s
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When will they nerf Mercy?
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>>165588358
>>165588603

its probably energy burn from hanzo's dragon
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I just heard the voice lines.

Are people really talking about full blown romance from people sharing chocolate?
how emotionally stunted are these people?

I have never been loved by anyone in my life but I have some idea and this is not proof of anything
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>>165588721
Hanzo didn't suffer any burns despite being hit by his own ult and Genji's so who knows.
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>>165587747
I can't exactly figure out why blue is best. I don't even like the French . All I know is she is the best.
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>>165588603
That's what large scale skin scarring looks like
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>Losing with 4 gold medals on Dva and our Junkrat tells me to "change heroes, maybe?"

I love quick play
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>>165588816
The fanbase takes anything they can and runs with it. Or sometimes takes nothing at all and tries to force it like McCree and Hanzo. It also comes from Chu making it known he likes seeing Mercy and Genji together.
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>>165588721
Those don't look like burns.

>>165588861
Scars don't look like that either
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>>165589017
>Scars don't look like that either
Small ones don't, but large area ones can end up like that.
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>>165588603
>falling apart
Those look like deep scars/burn marks not signs of decomposition, anon. This is a christian blue board so I can not post pictures but you can easily google it. There is nothing in his skin/eye tone or ecto/mesodermal state that leads me to believe he is decomposing.

>>165588721
This is my guess

>>165588817
They are clearly meant to be capable of doing damage, so there is probably some silly story/convenience explanation as to why Hanzo was not damaged in any way.

>>165589017
They do, though. His face looks scarred but his nose looks burnt.
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>implying Genji is horny for anyone but his handsome big brother
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>>165588831
Blue is cute!

I'd marry blue.
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are rein's eichenwalde skins in loot boxes?
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>>165589387
yes
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>>165589387
Pretty sure they are.
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>>165589387
Yeah
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>>165589302
Me too. But blue should be saved first.
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Out of all the overwatch characters are the only ones with cannon magic powers are Genji and Hanzo?

I think there needs to a wizard character that shoots magic missiles and is a neckbeard virgin so I can self-insert.
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>>165589513
I'd save blue first and THEN marry her IF she wants.
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>>165588985
Okay, this isn't even funny now
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>turret now has an AI that constantly scans around to attack the lowest health enemy
>deploy time cut in half
>no more level 1 turret, level 2 is default at deploy
fixed?
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>>165589513
I'd save her then reenslaveh er into my personal cocksleeve just as she deserves to be.
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>>165588816
Receiving chi image from a woman on Valentines Day tends to be a little more of a loaded gesture in Japan than it is in the west. It's also given to coworkers and friends as an obligatory thing, though, so it could just as easily be nothing. It might clear things up if we knew whether the chocolates Mercy gave Genji were store-bought or homemade, because that's usually a dead giveaway as to the intent behind them.
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>>165589685
Zenyatta
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>>165589717
>1 (one) objective kill
>Career best!
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>>165589859
I thought his ult was something like nanomachines like mercy
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>>165589824
*Receiving CHOCOLATE, holy shit that typo.
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>>165588816
Genji offers Mercy to spend some time together with him so they eat the chocolates she brought him. Considering the other leadups to this we have seen it is clear that they are attached to one-another to some capacity. Since they are a male and a female of similar age it is only natural for people to assume they like one-another in romantic capacity.

It would be more awkward if none of the young men and women at OW hooked up. Young attractive people saying sexless and lonely is unnatural. One pairing would be good enough for things to not look weird while not overdoing it. I am cool with it being Genji x Mercy.
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>>165588816
It's not that Genji and Mercy exchanged chocolates, it's that it looks like they're only doing it with each other. There's no lines with Mercy giving Pharah chocolates or anything like that.

The gesture does hint at an intimacy that may not be romantic but the real thing that gets to these people is that so far it's an interaction unique to Genji and Mercy and they know what Blizzard is trying to imply by that.
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>>165589973
His entire deal is that he's a monk who uses the power of positive thinking to shove metal balls down everyones throats.
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>>165589939
>mercy
i understand what you're doing

also, what is het?
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>>165590182
anon, mercy is 37 years old

she is not a young giddy girl looking for dick anymore
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>>165590182
>reading that with zenyatta's voice
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>>165589939
On Mercy you retard
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>>165589824
>>165589992
>Mercy gives Genji chi for valentine's

I mean, it'd be like power boosting him right?
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>>165590292
only 37? i thought she was 50-60 but used her medical ability to stay younger
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This is your tank for tonight.
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>>165590350
>>165590250
so fucking what you fucking scrub, you have a pistol to shoot with

also het means hetero
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>>165589807
that's not very nice

>>165589697
She would be pretty emotionally damaged afterwards.
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>>165590314
Zenyatta probably pushed Genji to stay in contact with Mercy, honestly.
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>>165590452
No
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If anything Mercy and Genji make me feel cucked because I wanted to marry Mercy myself

that is how pathetic and lonely I am

I hope I die in my sleep tonight
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>>165590292
She was younger when she was with Overwatch. We do not know for how long she and Genji have been interested in spending time with one-another.

>>165590452
No, she was a kid when the first crisis started and her parents got murdered, she dedicated her time to becoming an esteemed medic, then joined OW towards its later years when she was a bit older. Apparently she was extremely talented and joined relatively young.

>>165590314
Genji needs to leave the Monastery and settle down with a girl. He is already in his mid-30s its embarrassing.
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>>165590683
This is what happens when you don't get best waifu.
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>>165590683
At least you're honest about it and don't hide behind essays about how Gency is wrong because it hurts gay fans' feelings.
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>>165590683
Just make your own game so you can marry the characters like Chu.
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>>165590683
Don't be sad anon. It's not wrong to be lonely. Cheer up and stay alive.
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>>165590857
>It's not wrong to be lonely
well it sure doesn't feel right
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>>165590683
It's gonna be okay, anon. My love for her inspired me to take control of my life, lose weight, work hard and get an aryan waifu irl.

You just have to believe.
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>>165590749
Yeah the direct Shimada line needs to be continued, especially if Hanzo's gay.
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>>165590804
But Pharah already has a boyfriend
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Questions about Neo-Symmetra:

-People are saying symmetra is good now. Is it good enough to play on offense?

-does Symmetra being good mean that it's now the worst time ever to play Genji?
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>>165590537
>Zenyatta comes to Genji's home one day to visit him
>He knocks and in about three minutes Genji and Mercy open the door
>Mercy is blushing like crazy and sweating, and her hair is all undone
>Genji is releasing an abnormal amount of steam

What would Zenyatta think?
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>>165590683
Think about it this way.
Chu made his self insert get Mercy because he waifus her.
Chu represents us, the average waifufag.
So, in a way, you virtually got it.
It's just you are supposed to be in Genji's place, like Chu, the waifufag, did.
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>>165591041
Yes, me!
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>>165591069
>Nice, my student.
He is twenty years old after all.
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>>165590683
>tfw was a disgusting weeb who tried to compensate his loneliness whit waifus
>tfw don't give a shit anymore and just live a happy life alone concentrating only on art and vidya
EXPERIENCE TRANQUILITY
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>>165591041
Yes, me.
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>>165591243
But he is a pure omnic

surely he does not know about matters of sex
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el oh el

http://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2250624
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>having trouble on attack, enemy is running triple tank ultra cancer
>instalock mei on defense
>proceed to run circles around them by abusing abilities while my dps guns them down uncontested
>they don't even reach first point

why is mei so based bros?
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>>165591020
I hope he is the second LGBT character, it will make so many teenage Hanzo mains drop him it will be perfect.
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>>165591340
You haven't heard of Zenyatta's giant omnic schlong huh
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>>165591390
Yeah man, silver is sooooo totally cool
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>>165576250
>spotted the Dva main
You were not meant for greatness
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>>165591069
If it distracts Genji from meditation he would not approve. But if it helps Genji with EXPERIENCING TRANQUILITY. He is probably ok with it.

>>165591340
He most likely knows what sex is but is not so concerned with such physical matters.
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>>165591243
Considering Genji was a playboy before Hanzo had to put him down:
"I see you have gone back to your old ways of dicking bimbos, Genji."
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>>165591524
it really is, isn't it?

maybe one day you'll get there, bronzie :^)
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>>165590819
>>165590835
>>165590857
>>165591016
>>165591113
>>165591271
you don't understand anons

now i'm all alone
virtually, physically and mentally
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>>165591373
>didn't touch mei

Thank god
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>>165591656
You still have us, you shit taste fag.
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>>165591656
There's one thing about Mercy.
She doesn't exist. Nothing has changed from before.
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>>165589168
>some silly story/convenience explanation
It's plot armor.
Hanzo has plot armor
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>>165591603
autismos shouldn't look this good
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>>165591656
Give in to the bloo.
>>
Are you guys ready for Chinese New Year Lijang Tower?
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>Want to get better with Pharah so do a few practice matches
>AI basically stands around doing nothing
Why
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>>165591656
But whats wrong with being alone?


There is no one to rely on you. You have no burdens save for caring for yourself.

Not everyone has a soulmate they will marry and live their life with. And that's ok.
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>>165591998
but it looks like she is about to give into the annoying yellow there
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>>165591998
whose hands are those?
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>>165592156
mine
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>>165592156
tracer's i think
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>>165592156
see
>>165592123
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>>165591656
Dude, listen to me, people are just not worth it. Everything someone has to offer can be find into yourself, people are boring, repetitive and at the same time constantly changing, love and friendship fade away. Don't be dependant on them. Find the joy inside yourself, love the world, love life, but despise chains of any kind
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>>165592038
More interested in the potential cosmetics.
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>>165592405
That's difficult to do when social acceptance and validation are hard-wired into the human brain.
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>>165592540
Well Mei getting something is guaranteed, Monkey King Winston seems extremely likely as well. Who else would get something?
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>>165591858
>tfw you feel guilty jerking off to her because she's an autist

I havn't felt guilt after jerking off since I was 12.
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>mcree's "le trigger discipline meme"
how would he be affected if blizzard made it so his finger wasn't always on the trigger? just shot delay?
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>>165592654
Some heroes that haven't gotten one since the summer games would be nice.
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>>165592654
Why would winston get a monkey king skin? He is a ape and highly respected scientist, not a monkey.
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>>165592719
He already had shot delay because his gun is double action. That was removed because it was fucking stupid.
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>>165592654
I'm gonna assume all of the east Asian characters are getting priority. So Mei, Genji, Hanzo and D.Va.
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Okay, how do I counter Mei?

This shit is unbearable, whenever I manage to get a drop on her, she pulls a wall out of her ass and ice blocks to heal while her entire team is shooting me.
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>>165592540
This. Im waiting on more skins/sprays for Sym, Zarya, Junkrat, Mccree and Lucio Basically everyone I play. I hope you Meifags get a good costume this time. The winter one you guys got was disgustingly lazy
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>>165593038
Keep your distance.If you see her coming at you you go the other way.
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>>165592405
I'm too in love with romance for that anon.

I'm done for
the only thing left for me is sweet death
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>>165593038
Go shotgun ghost. If she tries to icicle you, get close and shotgun. If she tries to spray, go ghost (then shotgun)
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>>165592807
If anything I'd guess Genji would get a skin like that.
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>>165593117
Well, it works for not being killed by her, but how do I actually, you know. Kill her.
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>hotfix
>half a gigabyte
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>>165593168
>a Jap
>getting a skin of a Chinese God

that's not how this works man
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>>165592585
Rage, gluttony, sloth, envy are also part of human's nature. That's why we learn to control them, discard your weaknesses and accept your strenght. Don't be addicted to anything, don't be chained to people, if you don't die of lonliness then it's superflous.

>>165592654
I WANT BUNNY D.VA. I'm quite sure we will get something dragon related for Genji and Hanzo
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>>165593296
I don't think Blizzard really cares.
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>I Hammer Down
>Enemy D.va's matrix stops it from hitting the enemy team
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>>165591048
I've seen some people have success with her on offense so it's doable but your team might have a bit of a fit. Definitely helps against Genji since you can lock on to him and the shield generator helps against damage.
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>>165593296
It works just fine. If they find a theme that fits Genji they will give him a skin. Noone cares.
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>>165592807
There's a sketch on Antarctica at Meis desk of a Sun Wukong Winston.
Blizz might call it the Lunar holiday and Winston is from there.
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>>165593343
2017's animal is the rooster so maybe one of them will get a skin referencing that.
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>>165593452
D R A G O N
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>>165592829
i'm sorry, what does that mean?
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>>165586228
cute
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>>165593520
Does that mean that Mercy will get a new skin since he is pretty good at sucking cocks?
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>>165593570
When you clicked to fire, there was a small delay before the gun actually fired.

They removed that because it was stupid and now it fires at the same time as clicking.
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>>165593597
>mfw even your 2D waifu is disgusted by you
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>>165593674
>he
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>>165593535
>dragon knight genji

I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED IT
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>>165586228
Diamond Dogs renamed.
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>>165593812
>arms

DELET THIS
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>>165593390
>throw my ultat the enemy team
>d.va's matrix eats it
>mfw
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>>165593038
>headshots
Only real counter Ive learned. Mei has 50 health too many
>>
I just saw someone who had over 126 hours and only used Tracer.

Literally no other character. Only Tracer.

Kept spamming Tracer quotes in the chat and got into an argument with everyone.

I think this perfectly describes Tracer mains
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>>165593812
Does Pharah have a nice rack?
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>>165586228
Honest Warmongers United
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>>165594014
Yes.
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>>165593812
>was about to say something about how i never noticed the eye patch until now
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>teammate leaves
>"leave after 2 minutes to not be penalized"
>myself and entire team do that
>search for new game
>win
>only gain 3 SR
>not penalized
Really gets those noggin juices flowing
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>>165593038
McCree helps if you get the drop on her with a stun
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>>165593971
>best rack in the game
>covered under 10 tons of cloth
>meanwhile Widowflat goes around with her tits barely covered
Blizzard is full of niggers
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>>165593812
V died before Pharah's grandparents were even born
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>>165575404
>solo climb to 3250 from 2700
>now at 2550 after losing constantly with no wins
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>>165594319
Bastion is stacked though
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>>165593038
Symmetra counters her hard as fuck, as long as she doesn't freeze you, which shouldn't be an issue since you can reset the freeze effect with E.

Ice wall
>build charge to maximum
Ice block
>set a turret or two at her feet

Tracer is another hard counter but that should be self explanatory.
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>>165593983
>playing with some guy who plays as mei and ice walls us in, plays symmetra and puts teleporter on ledges etc
>check his career
>30 hours on genji and reaper
>literally an hour or less on everyone else
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>>165592053
This post just broke me.
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>>165594319
That's why fanart exist
Im a Symfag but I love feeding other peoples addictions
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>>165593983
I've ran into the same Mercy main named Mercy that has about 800 hours on her and about the only thing they do is say hello and occasionally put a smiley face in chat.
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>Pharah is in a suit of armor
>No armor hp
Really gets your noggin joggin
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>>165592053
i can't do it
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>>165591656
you should read Hōjōki
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>>165590350
>He thinks it's fine to have never got 2 objective kills as Mercy
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>>165594554
I can be your soulmate...
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>>165594712
>tfw biggest fetish is helping others get off to their fantasies even if it's not yours

I miss ERP'ing.
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>>165594319
:^)
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>>165592053
why did you have to post this
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>>165594837
>the GMs who blame me because i was diamond S2
>they worked their way up while i just cruise controlled with Dva

MWHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>165594748
It's a bit weird innit?
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>>165594881
>Im a courteous lover
Hope you like popsicles
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>>165595068
I wonder who Karl would use in OW
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>>165594014
Definitelly
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>>165595104
I do if you do anon.
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>>165595176
what the hell she looks like she's melting
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>>165595156
Picked a tank, turns out big gorilla fella.
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>>165587778
Its your own fault nigger
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>>165595156
It wouldn't be a support. Karl would hate having to babysit others.

I'd say he would go for Winston on being an ape alone.
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>>165595405
Auntie Nora hero when?
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>>165595176
her body is too pornographic
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If Symmetra is so easy then why aren't you better with her?
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>>165595254
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>>165595565
that's why I prefer this
>>165575674
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>>165595176
>tfw your malay ex gf addicted you to brain women for life

C'iest la vie. I'll never be happy unless i'm with a brown girl whether she's Southeast Asian, Mexican, Indian etc.
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>Playing Dva with a Mercy on your team who's glued to your ass

When is this getting nerfed? I get 4 gold medals every game, Dva is the biggest pubstomper in the game
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>>165595690
Pharah as a whole is too pornographic and lustful

she should be forbidden
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>>165595719
>brain

Meant brown. Ironically I prefer girls who are dumber than me.
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How did this happen? I know sometimes in spawn the counter can go to 6 when someone changes character, but this isn't spawn
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>>165595928
Can happen when D.va mech dies
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>>165595761
Try PTR D.Va

She crumples like a used cum-rag
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>>165595806
N-No
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>>165596029
DVa's on the screen perfectly alive though
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>>165595806
No lewding Fareeha pls.
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>amerikeks waking up
>thread quality quickly dropping

Really causes one to ponder
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>>165596675
>Americans wake up
>At 6pm
Dumb frogposter
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>tfw every diamond stack you get in your team is trying to boost fucking gold ranks beyond platinum in some vain attempt.
>tfw this makes platinum rank the middle-ground so if you get this stack on your team it's pretty much a guaranteed loss.
>tfw its really fucking difficult to climb out of platinum rank with gold ranks somehow making for equal SR averages.
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>>165576008
I get [TRIGGERED] every time I read this because
>The fans that keep the fandom alive by creating content
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>>165596038
>>165596413
She lewdifies herself. It's immoral how lustful her body is

she has no shame having that succubus body
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>>165597186
You have to resist the temptation, anon.
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>>165597091
Just get good lmao
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>>165597292
is a victim of murder at fault for not resisting his murderer?

I am not at fault for not resisting the temptation, SHE is at fault for being the temptation

the mere sight of her is enough to tempt men, this cannot stand

she is a succubus i tell you, fancies herself an innocent woman but her body clearly shows its desire to breed
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>>165593812
>tfw you'll never hold Pharah in your arms
WHY ARE WE STILL HERE
JUST
TO
SUFFER?
>>
>>165597351
Not that anon but how do you get good at overwatch.
Is there anything extra I can do besides just playing? Sometimes me and my team just get stomped and I don't know what's wrong.
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>>165597450
That's why she's wearing such a big armor, anon.
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>>165597186
Maybe that's why they put her in a bulky ass suit and not some sexy outfit
>>
PHARAH
H
A
R
A
H
>>
dead game
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>>165597517
The armor with the built in thong? She loves the way it rides up her ass.
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Serious question, how do you stay motivated playing this game?

I play one or two matches and just get tilted so bad by toxic, badly playing teammates that I have to stop playing for a bit.

Solo queue is just the worst, and this happens regardless of skill level or SR.
The community is this game's biggest issue, and there appears to be no way to improve it.
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>>165597657
It's just so she has complete mobility of her legs, while offering as much protection as possible.
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reminder that pharah is a shit officer and doesn't care about her men, she'd probably clear minefields you
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>>165597498
>you will never hold Pharah in your arms as she excitedly nerds on about the features of the latest update of the Raptora suit
>>
>>165597691
I feel it's the same way as if you play anything anon. You just keep playing and eventually you get better.
Eventually you'll be dealing with different players overtime so you'll get better teams and worse enemy teams eventually.
I think comp is really just all about persistence.
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THE best
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>>165597691
>just get tilted so bad by toxic teammates
>toxic
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>>165597691
My enjoyment typically comes in streaks. One day I'll get stomped several games in a row but others the matches are great and I can play for hours at a time
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>>165597691
>Serious question, how do you stay motivated playing this game?
if I have fun I keep playing
if I feel like the team mates were retards I leave to not get queued up with them again
if this happens too often in a short period I quit the game
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too much brown not enough blue
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>playing comp
>Mercy just runs straight from spawn to the tunnel in Dorado and sits there
>leaves the game after two minutes
Why do people do this
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Fareeha is cute. CUTE!
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>>165597796
>She'll never stutter as you hug her and blush while continuing to talk about her suit because she doesn't know what else to do because she's an autist.
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>>165597750
>gets nerfed into the ground first thing in 2017
Not your year, Hana.
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>>165597796
https://clyp.it/11rfu1w5
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>>165597989
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>>165597504
Oh there def is a lot more you can do, thinking like that will keep you in low plat or whatever the fuck you're stuck at. You can always do SOMETHING to carry your team, I've had games were I literally solo carry as tracer or something. Is your aim godly? no? Go work on it, currently sitting at 3563 just GET GooD
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>>165597902
Nerf THIS
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>>165597989
The only acceptable blue
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>>165597691
I'm not a mentally challenged person, so I don't really give a fuck if someone trashtalks me in the game.
I just type
>lol u mad
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>>165598173
So just practice aiming? I'm really clueless on where to start.
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>>165598068
Torbjorn sounds like he's getting a strange boner. Is it Fareeha or the Raptora suit?
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>>165591998
it bothers me that there is no reflection in her eyes
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Cutie
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>>165597989
This, where is the blue?

>>165598176
Inferior blue.
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>>165598047
>you will never interrupt her while she is talking to you about her latest mission by french kissing her, groping her butt and pulling her close to you
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>>165597989
Bloop.
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>>165598176

wrong.
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>>165598243
Generally people don't trashtalk me, and I try to stay positive and constructive.

What pushes me over the edge, is when I see my teammates tilt and fuck up and just rage and whine in chat. I just want to slap them through the screen and tell them to shut up and do their job
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>>165598279
You don't get to masters by luck dude, just play more
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>All this Pharahposting

Did she get a stealth buff on PTR or something?
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>>165598279
I suggest you try the Ana/McRee approach to improving your aim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFIritvrMxY
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>>165598047
She's not autistic though.
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>>165598347
Both, probably.
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>>165598519
DELET
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>>165598046
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>>165598518
no people just have bad taste.
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>>165598518
god, I hope not
then I would get to play her less
I'm very happy with where she is atm
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>>165598651
Your waifu has bad taste, then.
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>>165598279
Watch this and practice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ie5446fSvcY
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>>165598518
she was always OP in my heart
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>>165598651
>Bad taste
>posts Widowmaker

Now that's what I call pottery.
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>>165598701
I want to go back in to to impregnate young ana
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>>165598556
She's not autistic but you have to admit she's not a normal human being either, knowing her obsession with justice she probably has 0 romantic experience in all senses, she hasn't even watched movies and has no idea what couples do.

Furthermore, her being a soldier or a security guard the concept of privacy would be less strict to her so if you saw her naked she wouldn't mind.

She is a cute autist
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>>165598651
Best girl award.
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>>165598765
That image is false. Blue snipes the annoying rocket egyptian not loves.

>>165598898
fixed that image for you.
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>>165598908
But you don't have to go back in time, anon. All you have to do is be a leaf.
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>>165597989
There can never be enough brown
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>running back to the point in overtime
>hear an enemy ult
>half your team shows up in the killfeed

Feels bad
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>>165598651
being this mad because even bloo loves the taste of chocolate
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>>165598614
Someone needs to arrest doctor Ziegler. She can't keep getting away with it!
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>>165598972
Symmetry is ok. The Amari are shit.
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>>165599092
Rude.
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>>165598998
Makes me think of the couple Talon Pharah images that exist
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>>165598920
>knowing her obsession with justice she probably has 0 romantic experience in all senses, she hasn't even watched movies and has no idea what couples do.

That would make being with her even more cute.
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>>165599019
>Someone needs to arrest doctor Ziegler. She can't keep getting away with it!
It's not her fault. The child seduced her!!
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>I can't decide between Pharah, Mercy and Widowmaker

This is fucking hard
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>playing d.va on ptr for the first time
>literally melting

why blizzard? she was better than this before the buff to 200 health and 400 shields...now she has a smaller healthpool and gets shut down by any zarya or roadhog. two of the best tanks in the game since release.

how does this make sense? blizz keeps talking about not wanting to make drastic changes all at once but that's exactly what they're doing. i would agree that she's a bit overpowered on live but she's closer to balanced than she with the patch...
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>>165598972
how would symmetra react to lewds
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>>165598920
Of course she had no experience, she's pure and not for sexual.

Also, I might not be a soldier but I wouldn't mind seeing her naked either desu.
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>>165599184
The choice is clear.
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>>165599184
Mercy is a gigantic slut.
She cucks Genji every day.

So go for Widowmaker and Pharah.
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honestly what is with QP

why do i get matched up with grandmasters who just decide the entire game? isn't there some sort of hidden MMR in QP?
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>>165599184
It's easy. You pick the one who'd make the best mother.
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been boosting my friend's account from bronze, some thoughts:

-bronze team comps are surprisingly solid, i always see at least 1 healer and 2 tanks, sure it could be better but i rarely see the dreaded 4-dps lineups or whatever the stereotype is.
-torb and bastion are "OP" at this bracket due to bad target prioritization by dps players.
-the players take a fucking year to realize they're being flanked. it's very easy to just flank as soldier, pick off the healer, yell at team to go in and kill the rest, rinse and repeat.
-dva and junkrat ults are often a guaranteed multikill

RIDICULOUS trickling is the main thing keeping these people down here imo. Zero coordination, people vaguely go for the objective but beyond that they're just doing their own thing.
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>>165575812
overwatch?
more like overcrap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-wXwCK0UZk
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>>165599165
This would also mean that when lewd happens she'd follow her instincts and be very assertive.

>>165599307
>Pharah
>Not for sexual

She's extremely for sexual with the right person who will love her forever
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>>165599190
>has had that much armor forever
>won't ever get more armor after this nerf

It's almost like they didn't think about what would happen if they kept buffing her
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>>165599092
>>165599141
I think we can all agree that our waifus are great in their own seperate ways
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>>165599428
>>165599371
>>165599357
But I like all of them

I guess Mercy is off the list now since she loves Genji

;_;
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>>165599184
Amelie only for me. No boring Just-AUGH or Dr. Pedo.
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>get frustrated playing OW
>fap to OW porn to vent
>specifically fap to characters that piss me off

am i alone in doing this
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>Pharah
>not for sexual
The moment a dick touches her she'll completely lose it.
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>>165597691
Queue with friends.

If you don't have friends, there are forums / Discords / subreddits where you can find them.
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>>165599184
Pharah is the cutest and the purest so definitelly her
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>>165599384
There has to be some hidden mmr because I've been running into top 500 players for months, even when I was in plat. And this is with having to wait much longer for a match than comp where the teams are somewhat even.
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>>165599184
Are these the three most autistic fanbases?
Easy (You)s
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>>165599184
>wanting a french"person" or an autistic brown girl over superior Mercy
Dont go down that road anon.
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>>165599802
>Not fapping to hooking and killing naked D.Va
>Not cumming buckets when you hear her death scream
Yes you are alone in this anon.
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>>165599190
Blizzard's balancing is as bad as ever. Enjoy this month's cumslut.
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>>165599736
Her ass is 2phat
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>>165599802
Nope.

>fapping furiously to mei after playing a few matches
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Some people like blueberries
others like brown
others like Mercy and others like Symmetra

I like Zenyatta
I want to hug Zenyatta and meditate with him
I want to travel the world with Zenyatta and hear his wisdom

NEVER lewd though
NEVER
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>play d.va
>enemy team has a winston
I don't know why but it is so satisfying to shoot a winston in the face as d.va
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>>165599732
You can like all of them. But Blue is the best out of all of them.

>tragic backstory to make you want to hug the smug

>great body that makes you want to fug the smug

>Aware of her sexuality but not a slut like mercy.

>deadly

>great accent.

>and of course deliciously smug.
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>>165599357
WOOP WOOP
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>>165599831
>The moment a dick touches her she'll completely lose it.
I'm ok with that
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>>165588603
also notice that he still has his eyelashes it seems.
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B L U E
L
U
E
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:3
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>>165600073
>tfw you will never travel the world with Zenyatta, falling in love in a totally platonic way and having adventures
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Ahhhhhhh I want to kiss her KISSSS
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>>165600093
> not a slut like mercy
except that everything from her pose, to costume to hightlights make her seem like a slut
she killed her husband
she's a bitch in the game (you can feel the envy in her voice when talking to Ana)
annoying as shit accent (I'm Rrrrrrrready to kill)
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>>165599975
But Mercy has a lover

I dont' want to be a third wheel
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>>165600446
Knowing Mercy you'd be like the 2000th wheel.
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>>165600073
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>>165599536
It's almost like they didn't think about what would happen if they nerfed her either. It's nonsensical. With the buff she was finally able to successfully accomplish what seemed to be her niche - splitting the enemy team and providing cover for the team when rein can't - but now blizzard is saying her job is to follow fucking junkrat tires with her defense matrix..

...which can be ignored by zaryas beam and roadhogs hook. Or anyone at close enough range! She's literally sub-par winston now. Winston can deal damage while his shield is effective whereas the second D.va's matrix goes down, practically every shot is a crit - a pretty good reason for her to have a higher healthpool.

In my opinion Blizzard should have waited for adjustments to Ana to hit live. D.va wouldn't be nearly as powerful without a retardedly overpowered healer behind her.
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>>165599802
I fap to D.Va all the time.
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>>165597750
Who made this?

Image search is giving me star wars
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>>165600402
>annoying as shit accent
Then never play with german audio.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SK4WEf5YE8U
>Swiss"""""language"""""
Most of the times its even worse in real life
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>>165600661
Why?

D.Va is literally terrible compared to the other females in this game

she's a fucking flat, non-curvaceous gremlin

there is nothing attractive about her
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>>165599615
That's absolutely true! No matter who your waifu is, every single one of them has something that's worth loving!
>>
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>>165600402
>envious of Ana

>envious of the person she beat so hard they faked their own death

Gee I wonder who could be behind this post.

How hard is it to type with one eye?
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>>165600163
DORK
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>>165600073
P A S S

I N T O

T H E

I R I S
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>>165600773
That was atrocious

Mei's VA is chinese
She does the chinese lines
Blizz get her to do the english lines as well

Mercy's VA is german
She does the english lines
Blizz doesn't get her to do the german lines

Really makes you think
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>>165600882
Rude!
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>>165600730
How can you NOT know?

http://ellowas.tumblr.com/
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>>165600824
>she beat so hard they faked their own death
kek
you're forgetting that Ana hesitated when she saw her because she was Gerard's wife
were it not for that she'd be dead

she's also clearly jealous that Ana was considered a legend, something that can't be said about Widow
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>>165599190
First Blizzard game, huh?
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>>165600790
>best boy has best opinion
You're amazing anon
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>All this waifu war autism
I love Junkrat_______, but I'm sure we can all get along and respect other people's taste. Right?
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>>165601042
Widow's VA also does the french ones.
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>a developer actually thought HAMMER DOWN was a perfectly fine balanced ult and put it into the game
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>>165600784
gonna have to word this
tracer too
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Why does this class exist, again?
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What did she mean by this?
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>>165601360
You are right.

Blue may be best but I should respect other people's tastes as well.
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>>165601553
i once killed 3 people in the point with a single rocket and then headshotted a reaper who was also on the point

captured it and we won

my proudest moment desu
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>>165601498
But it is, apart from being countered by so little
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>>165600784
I have a fetish for vulnerable looking girls and D.Va fills that description the most..
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>>165601553
To appeal to COD shitters
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>tfw no Russian muscle qt to lift with
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I was I was as good as Wraxu so I could ignore the meta and carry me up to top 10 with simple geometry.
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Was Gerard a cuck?
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>>165601331
Aw, no, I'm just calling it how I see it. With so many anons talking about their waifus and husbandos and how wonderful they are, it's hard not to see what people love about them! I think it's great that we all have different things we enjoy about different characters - the world would be a boring place if we all had the same opinion, after all!

>>165601360
Definitely!
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>>165601623
>Mercy claimed this post was a joke

She wants all the little girls for herself.
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>>165601790
That's kinda what I figured.

I mean, I get they were trying to do a Clint Eastwood-type character, but it just ended in your typical FPS class, with an ultimate that is basically "you don't even have to aim".

Also, people overuse that Origins edition skin to hell.
>>
Samus skin when?
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>>165598651

You have bad taste in spines senpai
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>>165602083
She had that morph ball line
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>>165591048
Not really. But torb-symmetra defense is almost a guaranteed win

I have seen some koth symmetras though.
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>>165601746
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>>165602083
How is pharah breathing in space?
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Anyone want to play with a mid gold shitter? I'm trying to improve I normally play on ps4 and upgraded my pc not that long ago, can play Phara Hog Zarya Lucio Ana. Trying to just just play and get better Battle net id is Fattius#1511
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>>165601921
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>>165600502
>Mad Pharahfags claiming Mercy is a slut now just because she doesn't want to fuck some half-leaf
Makes you think
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>>165593983
Got caught up with the Tracer main again.
Argued with everyone on the team. Again.

People on the team tried to lose on purpose because he was just that obnoxious.

I swear to god, I bet he lurks here.

Thanks for reading my blog.
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>>165602345
Why would I want another person to fuck my waifu?
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>>165602156
Yeah. Wonder if we're ever gonna get it in the game.
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>>165602345
>Genji
>Half Leaf
Wut.
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>>165602506
Pharah's dad is Canadian.
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>>165590182
None of the OW people except D.Va, Junkrat, Lucio and Tracer are young. And Tracer has a GF already.

Most OW heroes are old farts because they are veterans of the omnic crisis.
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>>165602668
They were younger back when they worked together.
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>>165602668
I wish there were more 50+ characters in Overwatch

Overdads and Momwatchs are great
>>
When is the next event happening?
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>>165600773
Part of me actually wants to hear Mercy and Genji's various interactions with that Swiss accent now.

>>165601042
I thought Lucie Pohl also does Mercy's German lines?
Not that it still isn't wrong, since she speaks High German, which a Swiss person would never do.
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Is this general always this bad?
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>>165602836
Fairly high chance to be Chinese New Year which is on the 28th this month. Or around there.
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>>165602868
yes, all the autists from tf2 hopped on the freight train of another game and this general is the result
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>>165602868
No. Its usually even worse. Somehow.
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>>165602868
You must be new here.
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>>165602586
>Dad is Canadian
>Married an Egyptian chick
This is just a /pol/ joke waiting to be made.
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>>165602073
>Also, people overuse that Origins edition skin to hell.
Very true, which is why I stick to the default even though I like how that one looks.
>>
why is pharmarcy a thing? is it because of the gameplay or someshit chu flamed up?
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>>165601790
That's Widowmaker, you shitlords
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>>165603054
why are any of these ships a thing?
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>>165602230
>>165602230
Anyone
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>>165602391
CHRIST. I have like two hours on Tracer and I'm significantly better than him.
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>>165601790
>>165601790
Not so much to appeal, it's so that the many FPS players from aim-down-sight military shooters get an entry level hero to a game where there's flying chicks with rocket launchers and freeze guns
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>Pharah's Dad is Canadian
>Lucio is Canadian
>Pharah's Dad is Lucio
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>>165602997
I doubt they are married anymore. Ana was probably away too much and sucking 76's and Reaper's dick 24/7. Not exactly a good wife.
>>
Overwatch is my first fps that I've played on PC. What tips do you have for getting used to mouse and keyboard for shooters, besides the Ana headshot training?
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>>165603054
>Chu
>ever giving his waifu to a girl

it's because mercy's calm, feminine and peaceful nature compliments pharah's fighting, fiery personality well

also because interracial lesbians are hot
>>
>>165603054
Gameplay synergy and one exchange. I guess their brawl too.
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>>165602858
>I thought Lucie Pohl also does Mercy's German lines?
I didn't check the name but the german voice sounds nothing like the US one

>>165602893
>Chinese New Year
Why? Why would a game that spans so many countries give a shit about chinese new year?
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>>165603201
>>165601790
>>165601553

I always thought he was a satire of CoD.

>Old and fallen from grace
>Health regen
>Autoaim
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image limit reached already, not even 600 posts
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>>165603430
Do you expect anything less from waifufags?
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>>165603329
Lower your sens and get a big mousemat.

And practice, if this is your first time really using the mouse to aim you've just got to build basic skill first, the Ana headshot thing is good but if you try Soldier vs Lucios that would help tracking too.
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>>165603329
Try to find a dpi/sensitivity combination that feels comfortable. People will generally say lower is better
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>>165603329
change your mouse sensitivity until you find something confortable and tap wasd as fast as you can in that order for about a minute using your middle, rind and index fingers
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>>165603371
Blizzard puts Chinese New Year into their other games, and OW has both a Chinese character and a Chinese map. If it didn't have those I wouldn't be so sure of it.
>>
I'm thinking about getting a Widowmaker waifu pillow. How do I find one that lets me insert my fleshlight?
>>
>>165603054
Well first it was basically because they were two chicks that people randomly paired up during the time the game wasn't even out. And then it turned out that they have pretty good gameplay synergy and it got traction from there. That's it, they didn't even have anything lore based on them
That's how Widowtracer happened as well, and Alive and their in-game rivalry gave them more steam.
It's kinda weird since I'm not exactly surprised at this Gency push because I knew from the backstories that it was her that saved him, and figured that the ship would be pretty popular due to that alone. Lots of rescue romances in fiction.
Then they added that "Angela!" line for him and then she got "Genji...I was too late..." and now the chocolate ones and they act like it came out of nowhere or that Chu is pushing it like mad when it was already part of the backstory that they are attached to one another in some way.
The only thing Pharah and Mercy have in their past together is that they appeared in one fucking photo in Ana's lore video and that's it.
>>
>>165603391
Mercy is the only hero with COD health. Symmetra, Zenyatta and Zarya too if you count shields, but that's closer to Halo.

Also, I don't get why people are so flustered about 6 seconds of loudly announced autoaim every few minutes when shit like Symmetra exists.
>>
>>165603371
China is a HUGE market, even if 50% are too poor to own a computer, that still leaves 650 million chinks to potentially buy games.
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>>165603329
see
>>165598770

Ana headshot is more advanced. Also if you can't get good, you can play one of the many characters that don't rely solely on aim and still be a credit to your team (Rein, Lucio, Symm, Mercy, Winston; in order of most useful to least)
>>
>>165603690
How big were the events?
>>
Mercy main looking for friends ;;

PC Iamkitkatbar
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>>165603954
add >>165602230 if you want
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>>165603841
>That's how Widowtracer happened as well,

Widowtracer has been a thing since the fucking cinematic trailer came out, you have no idea what you're saying.
>>
>>165603848
Well it would satire because he has to go run and hide for a few seconds to get his health back. I always thought it was pretty well done but I guess that's lost on most people with autism
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>>165603371
>I didn't check the name but the german voice sounds nothing like the US one
Hmm, never really paid attention, but that's probably because I mainly play on the German dub and what I do hear from the English voices is through videos.

I just love Genji's even more exaggerated accent in the dub.
>>
>>165603954
Maybe if you weren't a Mercy main, you would have friends
>>
>>165603954
Why are there so many mercy mains? It would make more sense to me to main any other support being that they are all more fun to play.
>>
>>165603954
You're lonely for a reason :^)
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>>165603873
http://wowwiki.wikia.com/wiki/Lunar_Festival from WoW was the first one, lasts two weeks

Then HotS copied it and made it last even longer http://heroesofthestorm.gamepedia.com/Lunar_Festival

Both seem pretty major, I'd be extremely surprised if CYN gets absolutely nothing, especially with the Mei hints and Winston sketch on Antarctica.
>>
>>165604057
What I meant is that Widowtracer was created in the time where the game wasn't even out yet, which is true. It's the oldest Overwatch ship.
And the one that was sunk first too
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>>165603710
pls respond
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>>165604279
Do it yourself
>>
>americucks
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>>165602083
>>165602495
i want it too but most likely they wont deliver since morales in hots already have it and seems skins between blizz games doesnt repeat for skins making a reference to a game or another char from a certain non blizz game like this one in particular (metroid/samus); an exception is skins between blizz games like nova with widowmaker skin
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>>165576486
Her damage isn't the problem, it's that her utility is garbage against a team that isn't asleep at the wheel. Hack is almost useless in most situations other than health packs due to it being so easily interrupted. And her stealth is useful for flanking, but not actually useful for surprise attacks due to the delay and her announcing herself when she decloaks.
>>
>>165600073
how can there be lewd with a robot
>>
>playing mystery heroes
>constantly lose, have 2 total wins over 3 days
>MFW

What the hell is happening I'm constantly getting grouped with low 10-50s against 70s, 90s, and more. Fuck man I might be bad but 2 wins over 3 days of playing what the hell
>>
>>165604578
>sombra sneaks up behind me while I'm playing as McCree
>"here I am"
>do a 180 and flashbang/headshot combo her
>the guy leaves the game
>>
>>165604717
Ask that chick from Alive
>>
>>165604574
Yeah, I don't see it happening either, not unless they will allow for fan-made skins (which is highly unlikely)
>>
>playing rein
>get 6 people with my ult
>hear STEP RIGHT UP BESIDES ME
>mfw TEAM KILL

Is there a better feeling?
>>
>>165604574
Morales is a literal who in their least popular game, though, so I don't think it would make a difference.
>>
>>165605107
People making good use of your setups is always amazing
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>>165603954
genji main, I'll date u
>>
what's the best ult combo
>>
>>165605830
hanzo and zarya
>>
>>165605830
Graviton and pulse bomb is pretty good
>>
>Lúcio: WE SHOULD ALL BE FREE LMAO
>Symmetra: that freedom of yours is an illusion that causes more harm than good.

Damn, Symm is redpilled as fuck
>>
>>165605107
>Play Zarya
>Nobody ever has ults up
>Enemy team has 2 defensive ults, Rein shield, defense matrix and escape/immunity abilities
>Just use gravtion as self defense
>>
>>165605830
Graviton + Blizzard
>>
>>165605830
zarya + anything, really
>>
>>165606074
She's literally autistic, of course she sounds like /pol/ sometimes.
>>
>>165605830
Nano boost + tactical visor
EMP + High Noon
>>
>>165606224
>Beautiful, intelligent and successful woman
>''SHE'S AUTISTIC XDD''
>>
>>165606263
You can counter the first by literally just having D.va or Reinhardt present on the battlefield, and the second can be avoided by just basic movement, plus for both you can just shoot the damage ult user
>>
>>165606341
What else do you think she's talking about when she says she's "on the spectrum"?
>>
>>165606341
okay to be fair she is confirmed autistic, blizzard's forced reason of the hour is that she has no friends and wants to blow up the world or something
>>
>>165583346
Does ENUMBRE still play OW? Or did they ban him after the shitposted so hard in-game he hit the front page of reddt?
>>
>>165605830
a underated one is probably
Blizzard + High noon/nanaboost
>>
>>165606438
And any combo with Zarya or Mei can be countered by having a Genji.
I know, it's surprising that things have counters.
>>
>>165606610
Go ahead. Show me a webm of a Genji stopping a Zarya or Mei ult outside of sheer coincidence. I'll wait
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>>165606543
Hes lurking in the shadows recharging his batteries so he can make a comeback for 2 months and disappear again
>>
>Try out Hanzo
>Pick people off with ease
Is this why people main him? Because he's so strong and accurate?
>>
>>165606497
>>165606504

She's the only sane woman of the game, all of the other girls are completely deranged or evil in their own way, even Mercy.
>>
>>165606727
Are you just going to say that it was sheer luck or coincidence no matter what I post?
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>>165585257
Wrong.
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>>165591656
there is no reason for mercy to not have chosen you in your head
canon doesn't really matter
>>
>>165605830
Zarya and Pharah
The only times I've personally had a Sextuple, twice to be exact, once with each hero
>>
>>165591216
>>165591216
>Egyptian character
>Farsi script
>doesn't even say 'mother' or 'fareeha' in said Farsi script

Really spins your kebabs m8s.
>>
>>165606802
She's literally autistic, Blizzard confirmed it. What, you saying that beautiful, intelligent successful women can't be autistic as well?
>>
>>165606143
Negated by having Rein, D.Va or any kind of defensive ult. Many heroes can also escape graviton with their movement abilities, or become immune. It charges way too slowly for how useful (or useless) it is. It was good when D.Va wasn't in every game and you could bait Lucio/Zen ults with DPS ults, then graviton and spam them to death with 100 charge M2. Not possible anymore.
>>
>>165605830
Nanoboost + Dragonblade
Nanoboost + Tac Visor
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>>165606504
>wants to blow up the world
Not necessarily true. She by no means has her hands clean , she's a corporate spy so she's done some shit. But she actually wants to help people and better the world. The company she works with, however, is evil. Theyre the dicks that blew up the competitors building and set fire to that Brazilian city. It why Lucio isnt in good terms with Sym
>>
>>165607226
Zarya+EMP
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>>165607186

But anon, I'm autistic too, I see no problem in that.
>>
>>165601623
Mercy is a jealous pedophile?
>>
>>165603954
If you don't include the four or five digit number after your battle.net ID or the region you're in, no one's gonna be able to friend you.
>>
>>165599371
i know i could EVENTUALLY find it on sankaku or rule34hentai but in the interest of time
sauce?
>>
>>165601992
Not really. Amelie was devoted to him. They were very much in love.

Talon just scrambled her brains and forced her to kill him.
>>
I just got accused of hacking for the first time in my life
It feels good

And then we lost because my fuckbag trip tank team couldn't deal with Pharah somehow
>>
>boop 4 people off the map on Hanamura A during last 10 seconds
>singlehandedly carry my team to victory
can't post webm because of waifufags, nice
>>
>>165600790
seriously, what is happening here?
is someone hugging him through emote magic opr something?
>>
>>165607489
post next thread
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>>165603275
>lucio impregnated ana when he was five.
>>
WHO /controller+M/ HERE?
https://twitter.com/WoolieWoolz/status/819957932578271232
>>
>>165607581
Time travel
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>>165607503
He's doing the Juggle emote and a Reaper just died in front of him. It's a little more grim once you know that, I think, but it's still pretty cute!
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>>165603275
>Lucio is almost 10 years younger than his daughter
amazing
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>>165607376
http://rule34hentai.net/image/191063
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>>165607893
>>165607893
>>165607893
>>165607893
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>>165607832
Me on the right.
>>
THIS GAME MAKES ME WANT TO FUCKING SCREAM

WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE PLAY TORB ON ATTACK


WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE PLAY HANZO AT ALL
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>165608053
cuz armor packs
>>
If Overwatch wasn't on consoles, then we would've gotten more abilities.
>>
>>165608053
>mfw I just found out Torb's gun has a shotgun alt fire
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>>165608132
that makes no sense
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>>165607936
>80 posts before bump limit
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>>165608370
He has good healthy, plus armor plus high damage. Anyone who has a problem with attack Torbs is a shitter.
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>>165608132
M1, M2, Shift, E, Q, Passive

How many does Dota have on average?
>>
>>165607342
Iamkitkatbar#11545
Mercy Main needs friends
>>
>go into a competitive match as reinhardt
>end up at the end of the game with gold in elims and damage
>as fucking -reinhardt-
>at the end of the match the soldier 76 complains about how bad the rest of the team is

how is it even possible to be out-damaged by a reinhardt when playing a DPS

i legitimately cannot understand how this is possible withhout simply rolling your head along the fucking keyboard or afking for the entire match
>>
>>165615448
it's not that difficult to have a lot of eliminations and damage as reinhardt, considering that charging is a guaranteed instakill and firestrike is amazing at killing people that are retreating
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