/owg/ - Overwatch General

>>165537153
i'm gay

Symmetra is well balanced.

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Blue

Fuck you

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Dykes.

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>>165537341

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Brown

>>165537404
I bet her pussy tastes nice.

>>165537491
Everything on the table tastes delicious, anon.
Everything.

>when in doubt, go triple tank

This game is objectively bad.

>>165537491
I want to find out with her sitting on my face

>>165537153
So when can we expect the Genji X Mercy voicelines to go live so shippers officially lose their shit? The sheer volumes of salt on twitter, the official forums, tumblr and the pharmercy subreddit is hilarious.

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>>165537404
Blue

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>>165537740
Brown

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>>165537709
Year of salt. I love it.

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>>165537793
Blue

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>>165537923
Blue (With a chocolatey brown center)

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first for wacky tobaccy

>>165537709
>actually a thing
I thought you were memeing. This is amazing, fuck pharmercy

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>>165537992
Brown as the ground lil blue puts people in.

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>>165537404
Delicious brown

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>>165538207
More blue

>tfw things are so sad in the mainstream media that you actually celebrate the rarefied hetero shipment
>>165537923
That's not very flattering desu

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>>165538324
>Abs
Yes.
>Nail polish
>Tramp stamp
Eh.

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>>165538324
Délicieux blue.

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>>165538430
Hot chocolate

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>>165538529
Blueberry muffin

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>>165538392
>nail polish
matching the armor

Someone give me one good reason why I shouldn't uninstall this shit right now.

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>>165538056
O boy is it a thing

I had a medium size update this morning, has the PTR crap actually been finalised?

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I'm trying boys

>>165538742
Tracer is gay, isn't that enough for tumblr? Why do they want everyone to be mentally ill?

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>>165537153
Are waifufags somehow even worse than shippers? They still ship the characters, it is just that they ship them with themselves.

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>>165538742
Holy shit, I'm laughing on the first line
>gay migration
I'm in tears

>>165538850
No.

>>165538742
>entitlement

Oh boy. And they called us entitled way back when.

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I never knew playing Torbjorn could be so fun

>calculating a regular shot and landing a DINK
>shredding people up close with alt fire
>watching the turret finish off enemies
>hammering Reinhardt to death

I know he's not really a good choice on Attack, but he's actually pretty alright in some Defense maps.

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>>165538827
It is not the demand for more gay charatcers, it is that they are really keen on the specific idea of Pharah and Mercy being in a relationship.

>>165538874
Here is some more comedy.

>>165538915
He's only bad because he relies on his team to not scatter like ants when a fight happens so his turret can actually win the fight for them

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>>165538850
We are a patrician breed.

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>there are people that play this game that dislike the heroes you enjoy playing as

>>165538850
Shippers are worse

Waifufags are usually lonely weebs or whatever and as a result the most they do is REEEEEE if their waifu or husbando is paired with someone because they hate the lack of "purity".

Shipperfags are usually insane teenage girls who will threaten suicide and death if basically any character is matched up with someone that doesn't fit into their autistic shipping chart.

They're a thousand times worse because A) they're in insane women and gay men and B) they have a much larger list of complaints to make and can be pissed off in a much easier fashion.

>>165538915
People keep trying to play him like engineer when you should be playing him like mini-sentry engineer if you could upgrade the mini-sentry to level 2.

>>165538915
He does excellent damage and has good health plus his shield. Turret aside he's fine on attack.

does genji have a robopussy or a robocock?

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>>165538924
Thanks for making my night, anon.

>>165539034
He is the advanced future gen, R-rated model of the Nintendo Switch .

>>165539034
Mercy gave him a throbbing, vibrating robo cock to fuck her with.

Just go with whatever fits your fantasy anon. Pharmercy fags need to learn this. They are spoiled today but when I was a teenager back in the day you had to work for your yuri imagination wise.

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>>165538974
Fuck em. There was a thread earlier complaining about Pharah, one of the most countered heroes in the game.

>Want to run a warmup game before comp
>3/4 times I wind up tilted as fuck because people constantly use QP for meme fest bullshit even though we have arcade for exactly that.

I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU PLAY BUT AT LEAST MAKE THE COMPOSITION VIABLE YOU FUCKS

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Save amélie

>>165539142
Tracer will save her from the life of a lonely straight woman and welcome her into a threeway polyamorous lesbian relationship with herself and Emily.

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>>165539064
You are welcome.

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>>165539170
That's worse then being with talon.

i dont care about tracer being bisexual but why did they have to give her such an ugly british girlfriend when theres a perfectly good blueberry already made for her

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>>165539124
Every single time I hear someone bitch about a character being overpowered I automatically assume it's because the motherfucker only mains one hero constantly and is mad his hero can't beat everyone single handedly.

I play almost everyone spread out and there is no hero i've ever had a problem countering as long as i'm willing to work with my team, switch heroes for different situations and use some critical thinking.

I was in a thread on /r9k/ a while back for people with low i.q. and I was surprised at how many people with i.q.'s below 95 post on this fucking website. You have got to be a literal potato brain to be so bad at this game. You can't brute force everything and expect to win.

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>>165539279
Blueberry is not for Tracer.


They hate each other.

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>>165538814
>tfw stuck at silver in low 2200s because of how coin flip the matchmaking is

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Who is the sluttiest character and why is it Gabriel Reyes?

>>165539345
>stuck at X BECAUSE Y
you know that whoever says that are absolute garbage at the game

>>165539285
Yeah, people seem to gave a "every hero must be able to survive against any other hero" mentality. The game is designed around counters but people would rather stick to what they want to play instead of counter-picking

>>165539419
Because he gives the D(ie) to everyone near him

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>>165539419
>that outfit
honey, please

LOOK AT ME! I'M AN INSANE IDIOTIC FOAM-AT-THE-MOUTH TUMBLRITE!

I SHIP BASTION AND TORB!

HOW DARE YOU MAKE FUN OF MY HEAD-CANON, YOU ALL CIS SCUM!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>tfw you shit on an enemy team and are reluctant to queue again in case you get put with them.

>>165539313
>implying hatesex isnt bestsex

>>165539497
No one is stupid enough to ship that. Torb outright hates omnics

>>165539497
Post that on the forums for the responses, not here, my man.

>>165539420
I mean I admit I'm not MLG pro or anything, but it seems matches go one of two ways anytime I play: I play with a team who understands team comp, communicate well, and play well, up against a team that's the exact opposite, or I get a team of chucklefucks who insist on playing their main, even if it's not appropriate or not of any benefit to the team, who spend the game yelling at each other, against a team of pros who wipe us almost immediately. The matchmaking seems to do a shit job of finding people of my skill level, it's either a really good team, or a really bad team, never anything between. It's so rare that I get a game that's a "Close call", it's usually totally one-sided.

>>165539127
>Want to run a warmup game before comp
>I wan't to play competitively outside of the competitive game mode
when blizzard does shit like expand the hero limit to other modes, it's to appease shitheads like you.

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>>165539649
if this idiot could get out of bronze, then so can you

So how do I control my dpi number on windows 10? I know how to set it, but I want to know the exact number

Haven't been here / played OW in a couple weeks.
I saw my game updated a couple nights ago.
What's changed?
Did they buff Tracer? I felt like I was doing a much better job as her last night.

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this is now official. discuss.

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When are they releasing Mei's new skin? They promised it'd be soon.

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>>165539741
how do you set it if you dont know the exact number

>>165539839
>diamond
>good
x fucking d

>>165539921
no no, it's not good, it's "good"

>>165539964
oh, my b
good post

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>80% of this general are under plat

>>165539731
Where do I go to view my stats like that? I tried that Master Overwatch site, but it can't find my profile for some reason.

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>>165538924
Holy fuck are they still salty over this shit?

>>165539604
I'm sure they are that stupid and would do it especially because it goes against canon.

Hell, a quick r34 search granted me some torb x zen, and some bastion x junkrat.

insane, I tell you hwat.

>>165540000
>tfw you are like lvl 129 and have no idea where you rank on anything.

I never pay attention to the numbers or check my stats. I just play for fun. I'm probably pretty bad though.

Why are Genji's death screams so funny /owg/?
Out of all the heroes in the game, his never fail to make me chuckle, ESPECIALLY when he was in the middle of a callout.

>>165540002
Yah that one is notorious for not listing all accounts.
As long as you're not banned Lemon Party has all accounts
LemonParty.org

>>165540107
>level 160 but only played 12 competitive matches total

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>>165539731
These are my stats apparently. Some of this doesn't seem quite right though, I'm fairly certain I've played way more of S76 and Rein than I have Tracer.

>>165539913
Myabe it's not the dpi, but I can change the sensitivity options in the settings in the control panel. The settings are changed with a bar, so I don't know the exact value

Volskaya is such a piece of shit

>>165540000
>"competetive" online gaming

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>>165540000
Nice quads

>>165540216
>Symmetra is such a fucking piece of shit
Fixed that for you

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>Of-f-course you c-can do everything you want with h-her Mako
>*dashes away*

>>165540216
One of my favorite maps for both attacking and defending. It's so much fun, how can you hate it?

>>165539715
Where else are you going to practise? That's what QP is for now that the hero limit was extended there and Arcade was introduced for memes

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I don't like how how how teleporter works. 15 seconds is too short

>>165539497
>I SHIP BASTION AND TORB!

I wanna see this now

>>165540174
That's the windows mouse sensitivity. Leave it at 6/11 right in the middle and don't ever touch it or you will get pixel skipping.

You should see your DPI settings in your mouse driver or software if you having a gaming mouse, go to their website and download it. If your mouse is some shitty generic no brand one you probably can't change the DPI, get a better mouse.

>>165540342
It's literally nothing but chokepoints

>>165540387
Translocator.

>>165538924
>>165539227
I will never get why people think Mercy has a better relationship with Pharah than Genji
In the lore, Mercy barely knows Pharah other than her being another Ana's kid
Genji was a player who had his life saved by Mercy

Pharah only fits in with Mercy because they combine well in game

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best map desu

>>165540429
You just need to know how to exploit all the holes in this map. Nothing feels better than breaking behind enemy lines on attack and fucking their defenses up.

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>DUDES I WILL WALK ALONE AND FLANK THEM, DISTRACT THEIR ATTENTION AND THEN WE WILL STRIKE THEM FROM BOTH SIDES LMAO

>>165538924
>Blizzard reveals a character to be gay
>"Blizzard are just SJWs who are only putting in gay characters because something something feminazis something something cucks!"
>Blizzard implies that one of the character's, whose sexuality was never confirmed, may not be gay
>"Fucking hell blizzard can't you see pharah and mercy are absolutely perfect for each other because they compliment each other in game? I swear blizzard is something something bigots something something shitlords"
There's just no winning for them.

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>>165540109
>hear D.Va fall to her death

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Are std's cured in the Overwatch world?

>>165540569
the idea that Pharah and Mercy "compliment" each other in game is just plain insane. It's no different than a Mercy following around a Soldier, or a McCree- oh wait yes it is they can both get headshots and don't leave the Mercy open to getting buttfucked by anything with remote range :^)

>>165540528
I like Gibraltar the most

>>165540690
I sincerely tought they were coupled just because of the name pun. Pharmercy, Pharmacy, meryc is a doctor, BLIZBOWNGA

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>>165540387
Need to try and shave off seconds anon, throw behind you it as you're running off, you don't always need to teleport to a healthpack, the disengage is enough to save you most of the time. Then you can stealth (if you have it available) and either go back to your team for heals or hit up another pack while the six measly second cooldowns reset before you can go in again.

>tfw if characters are ever killed off in the lore Reinhardt will probably be the first

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>>165540556
Going somewhere little niglet?

>>165540690
no it is different

a mercy following soldier and mccree is much more vulnerable and easy to kill by everyone

when a mercy is in the air with pharah the only thing that can reliable hit her is hitscan. that's 3/23 characters who can kill her

>>165540905
>WANT SOME CANDY?

Why is Roadhog so creepy? Goddamn.

I tested falloff for heroes if you're interested

0 falloff
mercy
zen
lucio
genji
pharah
dva(bunny blaster)
hanzo
junkrat
torb(spike)
widow(smg)
widow(rifle)
rein(firestrike)
bastion(tank)

insignificant falloff(about 15% reduction)
soldier 76
bastion(recon)
bastion(sentry)
mei

significant falloff(about 70% reduction)
mccree
roadhog(whole hog)

absolutely unusable(about 99% reduction)
dva(cannon)
roadhog(shotgun)
reaper
sombra
tracer
torb(shotgun)

>>165537153
fuck is this shit blizzard?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hotdBvOVIY4

>>165541125
It's clear that you got hit from SIMPLE GEOMETRY

McCree needs a small buff to damage falloff desu

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>>165538324
SAUCE YOU NIGGER

>>165541106
cool thanks

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McCree is hopeless drunkard

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>>165541125
Translocator is still a bit wonky, the camera will move quickly to the TP location, but your model is essentially still

You'll notice this if you've ever tried to locate while it's high in mid-air, you'll lag behind its position

>>165541106
Wait Mei gets falloff?
Weird, that must be the only projectile with falloff right?

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I want to augment Sombra

HOLY SHIT please region ban these stupid fucking gook koreans. holy shit i hope kim jon un nukes these fucks.

>>165541220
do you not remember that he just got nerfed from 30m like two months ago because it was completely broken
like, he was still broken even after the nerf, see the season 2 leaderboards, the fact that blizzard is so stupid that they buffed solider to be even more broken than he is doesnt suddenly make him underpowered, it makes him less overpowered than 76

>>165541267

I would be too if the UN took me away from my friends.

>>165541267
that's why I never hit my shots.

>>165541106
Bastions gatling has a pretty bad spread when you get up to the long range encounters, so the falloff feels much higher then it actually is.

>>165540109
>MOSHI MOSHI DESU KURAEI UAAAGHHHH

when new event huh?

when can i play symmetra in comp without my team getting pissy?

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>>165537709
>the pharmercy subreddit
what the fuck is wrong with reddit

>>165541771
Late February or early March.

>>165541771

>not having a Martin Luther King Jr event

>>165539345
>tfw stuck at silver in low 2200s because of how coin flip the matchmaking is
Nigger I went from bronze to diamond, get good

>>165541327
I've been killed in the middle of translocating.
I don't know if it was because of the whole "favor the shooter" thing, or if it's not actually supposed to be instant.

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>>165539731
Hey! I know my profile when I see it!

hello yes i am a gold baby who needs a strong alpha to carry me to a better standing
does anyone voulunteer

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>>165541125

Also somewhat related, how do I get good with her? I really like the idea behind her ability set, but she's pretty hard to do well with in my experience.

>>165541851

Thank you for taking only 1 hour to reply to that. We were all waiting for you.

>>165542076
I think I've done pretty well as her.
I typically try to keep relevant health packs hacked, for starters.
Most of the time I place my translocator in a safe place, go invisible and run to the back lines of the enemy team. Choose your battles, if you don't think you can get a kill then it might be better to just go back and fight alongside your team or try again later.

The characters that I see have the most trouble when they get hacked are Genji, Tracer, Roadhog, D.Va, Mei, Zarya and Reinhardt, though the last one is hard for obvious reasons.

If you are not in voice chat, announce when your EMP is ready, announce it repeatedly to increase the chances that people will understand you intend to use it in the next team fight.

Remember that you can interrupt Roadhog and McCree with your ult, and that it deletes shields instantly, which may be really useful in specific team fights.

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Thoughts on my custom made controllers.

No, bullying please.

X-D

>>165540343
>practise
you're playing to win, so you belong in the game mode that's literally meant for people that are playing to win. End of story. "muh pracktise roundz" doesn't change that. You want to know how people got good at quake? They played the fucking game. They didn't need some redundant game mode with a special label. Same idea here, you want to get good at competitive or a certain hero, you play them

What if APAGANDO LAS LUCES! canceled all ults it doesn't currently stop? Visor, Infrasight, weebstick?
What if it canceled the rez while in invulnerable form?

>>165542402
Thank you for taking only 15 minutes to make a reply that makes you sound like you probably had some tears in your eyes when writing it out. We were all waiting for you

>>165542462
>Visor

It really should stop this one tbqh
Stopping Dragonblades would be absolutely hilarious, but even Genji mains don't deserve it, it would absolutely shit on them. Besides, it's supposed to be him channeling his inner power or some shit like that, I think.

Infrasight is so brief and Widowmaker is usually far away from you anyway, so even though it makes sense, it doesn't sound too useful.

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>>165541783

>2017
>asking 4chan what is wrong with reddit

>>165540343

>for memes

Learning your buzzwords, I see

>>165542585

Yes, someone saying get good makes me tear up somethin fierce. You got me.

>>165542462
to make the ult even more op? it's already the best in the game on 2 CP maps.

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Smurfs are fucking cancer. I grouped up a platinum group that I was barely allowed into tonight, just wanting to chill out and Lucio for them. Every game had 2 to 4 smurfs on the enemy team. We got a smurf once, but he was just fucking around as Widow. Deranking possibly, or maybe offended because our Genji main locked before him.

So much for casually playing Lucio. I'm the only one on the team who can deal with any of these assholes, and every time I do it just makes it worse since they get tilted and go into try-hard mode.

>>165538915
toss those armor packs right at your supports

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>its a roadhog not landing hooks and blaming the team for not carrying him episode

>>165542685
Actually it was the fact you replied passive aggressivelyto somone just for the fact that they replied to you

>>165542597
In Dragonblade, Genji's fucked pretty hard by losing Swift Strike and Deflect from the hack

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>>165542434
Mmk. What kind of sensitivity do you run for her? I think one of my biggest problems with her is even getting kills. Most of the time even when I catch a relatively low hp hero alone I can't do enough damage to kill them unless they're already really low health. Usually what happens is I come out of cloak and start shooting, they start jumping around like a spastic retard and suddenly I can't hit them for shit, then one of their teammates shows up to back them up and I'm dead.

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I wonder what kind of buffs she will get once people realize how much she bends over for the other team.

>>165542585

The post from an hour ago? That wasn't me you dumbfuck. He took an hour to reply just to say "get good".

What do those dinking noises mean?

>>165543025
You wish, waifu fag

>>165542964
He is, I usually try to hack him ASAP so that even though I didn't stop him, at least he's not as dangerous as usual.

>>165543003
Yeah, getting kills can be tricky.
I sometimes land a bunch of hits on my enemy, only to have him survive with like 2-5 HP and kill me.
I didn't mess around with sensitivity, maybe I should give it a go.
I do recommend you practice how to shoot while jumping like a spastic yourself. It looks retarded, but it works.

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>>165543025
>don't want to increase armor on her anymore
>don't want to reduce critbox, since shit's small according to blizz anyway

Like, how can you even buff her now without this so she won't melt instantly? If you buff matrix, the playerbase will implode and additional HP will just made into bigger ult charger than ulting monkey is.

>>165543081
Wow it's almost like maybe someone just joined in a general or something...
Replying to an HOUR long post in such a fast pased chat enviroment? What a loser!

>>165542076
Be best friends with a non crap Genji player and a Winston player who actually enjoys playing Winston. If there isn't another flanker on your team, just play it safe, hack healthpacks behind enemy lines and translocate out.

Hack a lot of healthpacks and don't try to initiate fights. Instead, work on kill assists and focus firing the same target as your team's other flanker.

>>165543118
Headshots

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>>165543298
They could probably buff her guns somehow or give her shields. I expect Blizzard will keep messing up and juggling her between overpowered and joke tier before finally giving up and giving her her old health back.

winston buff when?

Blizz hires you and tells you to remove one character from the game and their skillset will never reappear on another future character.

Choose wisely.

>>165543457
Ah okay.
I was just wondering since I always hear that noise when playing as D.va

>>165543498
>ana

>>165543489
>turn half of his hp into a shield
>lower the E cd by 2 seconds
wow look i fixed him and it only took me 45 seconds

>>165543346

It's pointless to wait that long to reply to an hour old post because that person is probably fucking gone. How retarded are you?

>>165543498
Coin flip between gengu or lesbo.

>>165543575
>slight damage buff
there's been times where i was on squishies like zenyatta and mercy and they escape with about 10hp

>>165543587
Oh I'm sorry, is this your first time in a general?

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>still no freedom 76 skin

>>165543498
rein

earthshatter needs to be removed immediately

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>>165543468
I wanna lick Hana's sweaty feet.

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>we need a rein

>>165543652

Congrats on insulting yourself. Jesus

>>165543708
Hana is not for lewd

>>165543708
Would her flesh taste like dog? Just wondering haha.

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>that guy who uses Tactical Visor inside a Graviton


what exactly do they need the aimbot for

>>165543498
Probably Ana. D.va's cancerous as shit right now but her kit itself isn't too cancerous, but Ana's is pure cancer

>>165543838
Faster reloading maybe

>>165543762
it's a general and you're crying about people replying slow.

>>165543838
>5 of us get stuck in graviton
>Rein charges out leaving us to die
>Ana panic ults Zarya as they both die
Graviton spaghetti is the worst

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Just had a comp match with 400 ping the entire game.
My usual matches are 30 ping and so were my practice QP ones.
Were some faggots lag-switching or something because that feels like bullshit.

>>165543838
faster reload ya dumb nigga

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I'm getting there boys

>>165543879
ana is absolutely ridiculous

>she's on low hp
>"wow i'll just throw a grenade at my feet"
>i'll just hit you with a sleep dart and get an insta kill

>>165543879
>but her kit itself isn't too cancerous
when you forget the fact she can eat almost every offensive ults at the same time

>>165543969
You should have played Lucio.
Nothing ever fucking matters as Lucio because you can't do shit.
The ultimate gameplay experience.

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>>165543587
>It's pointless to wait that long to reply to an hour old post because that person is probably fucking gone
>I have a terribly short attention span, so everybody on 4chan must have one as well!
you must be one of those phone posters.
This site is literally designed so that it doesn't matter who said what. If somebody leaves the thread, the conversation can still continue and no one will be the wiser because pretty much everybody is just anonymous.

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>>165543991
>playing on the weekend.

I almost pity you.

Who else unable to play competitive because losing because of one person on your team is just too frustrating?

I'm literally at the same place in the curve where I was in the first season despite improving massively because I quit ranked after around 10 games each season. I can deal with getting curbstomped, I can deal with losing close games, I can deal with my teammates being bad.

I can't deal with losing because my team had a leaver, and I can't deal with losing because someone decides to throw just because another player picks off meta. The fact the plat players think 2-2-2 is the meta and mercy is a real healer while ana is not isn't helping either.

At this point I'm thinking of playing NA because it seems it's a bit less toxic than EU, despite the ping disadvantage.

>>165544180
I went up 300 in the last two hours. It's cancer as fuck but I'm getting there.

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How is it possible to drop from gold to 1,3k rating?

It's so annoying when the low level shitter you got in team picks Hanzo or Widow while the enemy shitter takes noob heroes like Soldier and D.Va. I can't wait those two shits get nerfed to hell

>>165544026


WOUAH a Tank who has a abillity to Tank, so overpowered.

>>165544237
Easy if you're playing support or Rein.

D.va buff when

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>>165544147
I usually actually go Torb, since the shrapnel is forgiving and the turret works whatever the connection is like. I was on Hanamura point B defence of course.


Still, 400 ping is exceptionally fucking rare in a comp game for me.

So I told Blizzard to NERF DIS.. they actually did it the absolute madmen
hahahahahahahaha!

>>165544165

Just to read a post telling them to "get good". Okay then

>>165537153
reminder OP is a fucking retard and started this thread 50 posts early

late's better than early. you probably have problems with premature ejaculation

why does zaryas shield only last like, 2 seconds? its kind of useless when im trying to push

So at what rank is it worth it to start playing Lucio in ranked? I feel like in plat there's no way anyone would ever be coordinated enough to utilize speedboost correctly so a big part of his kit would be useless outside of taxiing people to the point int he first place.

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>>165544237
contact skullgirl on the discord for help in the matter.

>>165544272
I think you're right. But there's nothing I can do when every one instalocks DPS.

>>165544026
I mean, so can Rein.

>>165544429
Yes, let's buff Zarya, that's totally what we need right now.

Anyone else think Torb's turret is an absolute pain in the ass to deal with? Fucker instantly turns and fires at you the split second you're in view, and shreds all but the tankest of heroes in seconds. I mean, it's basically an immobile extra person with perfect reaction speed and aim. I know it's not impossible to deal with, but it's really fucking annoying when you barely turn the corner or peek from behind cover and it's already shooting you.

>>165544429
Is a 2-second, debuff cleansing, invincibility-giving, power-charging, instant shield not good enough for you?

>>165544581
It's incredibly easy to deal with when you have a Rein, which surprise, 99% of games nowadays do.

>>165539419
>>165539462

Reyes what the fuck?

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>>165544581
is this bait

>>165537172
thats a lie.

>Torb turret level 1 no longer gains hp on hammer hit, only progress for level 2
>hp of turret is fully restored on level 2
Is Torb fixed?

>>165544825
Just fucking remove level 1 completely, let it deploy at level 2 by default.

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>>165544581
>hard to deal with?
>in the current 3 tank meta.

>>165544906
That would be absolutely nuts

>>165544825
no
turret sucks
he needs building variety, the turret is never going to be relevant outside of static defenses, he needs flex defense and general offense utility

>>165542434
>Genji, Tracer, Roadhog, D.Va, Mei, Zarya and Reinhardt
Add Winston to that list. If he jumps in, gets distracted and you hack him, he's not getting out alive.
Plus remember to go invis first and throw the translocator behind you to get extra seconds of uptime.

Rein is killing all the fun in the game. really, fuck that his, Really, I'm not playing an online fps to shot at a giant rectangle and have fun only in the few seconds it's down. Playing QP made me realize how annoying Reinhardt and his stupid shield are

>>165544986
t. wood

>>165544438
I played Lucio from silver to diamond. Even if they don't know how to utilize it to it's maximum ability, it's still a speed boost that lets people outrun pharah ults, dva ults, junk ults, get out of mei ult radius and juke around road hooks, outrun a rein in someones face, catch up to unsuited dvas, reapers, tracers etc. If they do those things even subconsciously, then the extra move speed makes it even easier.

Using his move speed correctly isn't as big of a deal as you think mate, move speed in general is a game changer.

>>165544210
NA is worse than EU especially during American peak time, don't fucking bother. NA community makes league's community look good.

>>165545080

t. original posting ideas

>>165544986
the only time that would actually matter is when he has ult up since he could fucking ninja ult from anywhere without warning

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>>165544645
>99% of games nowadays do
>mfw in 99% of my comp games either I'm the one who picks rein or nobody does

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>>165537153
post YFW Blizzard shipped the two characters that people most autistically "main" and forged the Gency ship into existence

>>165545808
Their fucking tears are delicious
Literally using their tears as lube for my rock hard cock

What am I supposed to do about having horrible aim as Ana? I can't heal anyone properly and rely on the throw for most of my heals.
I'm on console

>>165545808
I just want Anal to be nerfed into oblivion

>>165546089
glue yourself to the nearest tank's ass and spam your gun and grenade
Congrats on Master

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>playing damage dealer hero
>shoot at a giant red rectangle until it breaks
>cool might be able to have some fun no-
>every bullet gets shot down by defense matrix
>alright dva is out of her mech now I should be oka-
>big red rectangle is up again
>shoot at it so I can maybe have fun afterwards
>it goes down
>finally, now I can ul-
>hooked
>dead
>mfw

so, when are tanks getting removed/nerfed into obscurity?

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>>165546330
I'm only 2610

>>165546372
If you cant hit tanks with your heals you have some serious issues. Dont even bother trying to aim at your DPS to heal them unless they are standing in place near you asking you to do it, just throw a grenade at them when they are near an enemy so you get both effects. Leave your co-healer to deal with that shit.

Congrats on getting 1k ELO in 2 days.

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>>165546106
Anal was nerfed

>>165546347
when you shoot the healer
>i cant im trying to 1v3 a combined health pool of 1700
>i deserve free kills, ban all hp above 200
embarrassing

>>165546347

>Boohoo, me and my team might actually have to use strategy

Nothing stopping your team from running multiple tanks, sunshine.

>>165546616
>>165546650

t. reinhardt mains

>>165546347
Tanks and healers were a mistake. Abilities were a mistake.

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>>165546775

Fun was a mistake. Video games were a mistake. Electronics were a mistake. Inventing electricity was a mistake.

>>165546650
Thanks are boring shit. Fuck them, they are ruining this game

>>165546735

t. 0 hours played as any tank

>>165546926

>Thanks are boring shit

I agree. Thanking healers for healing or a teammate for saving your life. Fuck that. Expressing gratitude needs to go.

>>165539420
stuck at diamond because im not good enough for masters

>>165546913
>making the game shitter-friendly by adding tanks and healers = not inventing electricity

Nice meme.

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I just came back after a while of being gone.

So Symmetra is actually good now?

>>165547027
Anyone is good enough for Masters. ANYONE. It is just a matter of luck. People under 4200 are all retarded cuckmonkeys who have no understanding of how the game is actually supposed to be played. There is almost no difference between the way a Plat and a Master player plays. Its all thanks to the retarded tank meta that caused mechanical skill to be way less important than it should rightfully be.

>shitting on tanks and healers

Didn't know we had so many Bronzes and Silvers ITT.

>>165546926
>>165547020
playing tank or healer literally puts me to sleep
like even an all game on fire 4gold zarya is just so fucking boring

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I hope dps will stay shit forever and having more than one will cripple all your chances to win. Preferably if only one of the dps can work at given time, just like now only soldier really does.

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>>165547129

>cuckmonkeys

Adding "cuck" makes it more insulting!

>>165547227
I hope we get a 4 DPS meta soon. Preferably Blizzard should add more limitations like with the 1-hero picks and make it so its impossible to have more than 3 non-DPS characters to prevent future Tankshitter metas.

>>165547130
sorry that i prefer playing the game over watching it

>>165547129
But I am SICK of playing a tank or support. Every god damn game its one of them. If I don't go that we lose.

This game has the shittiest mathmaking in the world. I hope jeff cuckplan dies of brain cancer

>>165547365

>all tanks just stand still and watch the action
>How do I play Roadhog?
>How do I play Winston?
>How do I play D.Va?

>>165547462
You clearly didn't played the real world of tanks.

>>165547323
4 dps is actually very powerful

>play Reaper only
>nobody ever friends me for my performance
>play Torb
>3 friend requests in 2 hours
What's going on

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>>165547714
>bottom tier
>bottom tier
>bottom tier
>top tier but OS by arty

this fucking game, never again

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>>165547607
>How do i play D.Va?
Judging by her state on PTR, you bend over.

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>>165545793

Embrace Reinhardt, make everyone's day better with him.

It's what he's made for.

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>Anon is complying about tanks again

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Go ahead and dispute this becoming canon. Go on. I'm in the mood to argue with you fucks.

>>165548293
It disagrees with my personal headcannon and fantasies so therefore is impossible to perceive as being canon.

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>>165548045
Sure, if you are filthy bandwagoner who never touched her before the buffs.

So this game has
>shit matchmaking
>terrible balancing
>cancer characters
>appeals to casuals
>shitty jew lootboxes system
>f2p game sold for full price
>few updates even if the game is fairly new and was a success
Fuck this piece of shit game, I've had enough of it

>>165548293
have you considered suicide

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>>165548181

Even Gold players understand the need for a tank in this game. Have fun in Bronze, kiddo.

>>165548356
The fact that this is such a rampant problem in this community is mostly Chu's fault.

>>165548443
Have you? If so I'm sorry.

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>>165548425

Have a (You) before the door hits your ass on the way out!

it's another hanzo main spamming "we need a healer" episode

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Whos still gonna play D.va and /neverswitch/ after the nerfs???

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Jeff hero when?

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>>165548425

>few updates
>appeals to casuals

My sides have vacated the premises

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>>165548650
Reporting in.

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>>165548002
Yeah, wot was fun. Shame i played it the wrong way from the start and when i really realized my mistake i was already burned out.

>tfw you didn't ignored all tech trees but russians

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>>165548650

I will always be loyal to Hana. But she would want us to git gud, tbqh.

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>>165548650
I will never leave my Hana behind.

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>>165548650
I'm kinda tired of playing her.
Gonna switch to another hero for a while
Yes I know this cosplay is lazy, it's still cute

>>165548687
He's already a hero, my man.

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>41 elims
>6 deaths
>gold in all medals except healing
>defeat
At what point does it stop being "your fault"?

>>165548293
/y/ pls go

>>165542446
Impressive work, anon. You have any others?

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>>165548810
Then git gud with her.

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>this grill gamer is high diamond
>im still stuck in plat

FUCK

KILL ME

Does Widowmaker's asshole taste like blueberries?

This is extremely important

someone write a greentext where you give widowmaker a rimjob until she is mindbroken again where she is addicted to getting her asshole eaten out for at least 6 hours a day and cannot function without it

>>165549019

Reapers and Zaryas will be tearing her a new one next patch. It's unavoidable.

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>>165549029
Atleast you're not bronze.

>>165548990
>he thinks I go on /y/

HAH, that's a degenerate shithole. If I want to look at garbage art of pairings I don't care about and I'll go on tumblr and I fucking hate that place too.

It's pixiv or nothing for me.

>>165549029
diamond is a literal joke my dude
you dont even need to be able to aim on dps in plat-diamond
which is legit fucked
but thats how bad diamond is

>>165548694
>few updated
We had barely two fucking characters in more than a year and three maps. HoTS had 16 new characters even if it's shit that nobody play. Oh but if you are okay with 3 skins and a lazy game mode a month good for you.

>appeals to casuals
Haven't you read Jeff's recent post where he considers the entire community's hero usage to say that Rein is not OP?
Also a lot of characters are so casual friendly it's not even fun. half of them don't even require to have a decent

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Did you guys put in your orders for a DVA shirt yet?

>>165549113
i dont understand this
my gf was bronze when we met
but she had a fucking ~20fps toaster so it sorta made sense

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>>165537153
>mfw playing Zarya

Why is she so fun?

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Lesbian cosplayers

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Still waiting for that next new skin Blizz

Based on previus PTR to Game Update trends. When do you will the next patch be released?

>>165549351
Because she scales with skill

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>>165549351
>When you go 0 to 80 with only 2 bubbles in a few seconds
I could literally get off to that feeling

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>tfw you got 110 hours on frogman and you can't stop won't stop

>>165548425
>>165549167

Salt: The person

If you don't want to play the game anymore, then stop playing the game. A lot of us actually enjoy playing the game, you're not going to bring us down to your level by being a whiny little dipshit.

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>>165549070
I played her since release, so that's nothing new for me. If i managed then, i will manage now. Without worrying that some cunt will instalock her before me.

>Fixed a bug that made the Torbjorn bot unresponsive after placing his turret
But it's more realistic that way

>>165549257
I mostly play drunk but it's not really an excuse. I'm just bad at FPS.

>>165549451
The Tuesday after this next one? The only thing that seems to be taking it longer is Roadhog's hook because things like the D.Va nerf are going live without any changes

>>165548968

The point that you win

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BREAKING NEWS

Leaked screenshot of Mei's new Legendary skin for chinese new year.

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>>165549070
Its part of her charm.

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I'm getting there

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>>165548968
I don't know what to tell you, man. Sometimes I think Blizzard's matchmaking is just fucking with you.

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>>165541221

http://pseudonym3d.deviantart.com/art/Pharah-at-the-beach-657170308

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Is there any way to get the oni genji skin or am i too late

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>defence
>die to widowmaker one shot ten seconds in
>run back from spawn
>die to hanzo one shot
>run back from spawn
>firs checkpoint lost
>"where is our anon"
>"report anon afk"