/pdg/ - payday:the heist and PAYDAY 2 General

first haha :)

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2nd for this game is fucking dead

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2nd for quality coding

Whats a good build to run Sociopath with

>>165355962
Still pissed how bad the mask look in the live action trailer but awesome in-game

first

>>165358116
>Sociopath
>good
Pick one
melee skills with icepick, ICTV can be fun

>>165358116
none

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2nd for these cheeseburgers man

>>165361017

I thought I was the only person in the world who likes that movie.

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THAT'S A FUCKIN' DOZER!

>>165355962
>it's a CLOAKA NINJA CUNT FUCKA

What did Jimmy mean by this ?

>>165362991
he meant CLOCK

sup /pdg/
i feel like adapting a heist for D&D
haven't decided if i want 4th or 5th edition yet

ITS A FUCKING MEDI-C

>>165364443
3.5e or bust nigga

I'd play it

>>165368365
Inspire > Revive
Masterforcer undisputed best in the game
CoDzilla all over again
do it, faggot

>>165368365
i never played 3.5e/PF. i started with 4e and i still have a soft spot for it

if i have to learn a "new" system i'd rather go with the latest and greatest. from what i've read, 5e takes a lot of good elements from both predecessors

in 4e parlance i was thinking of doing a bank heist where casing/stealth is a skill challenge. partial success would lead to a reduced combat force. going loud would be a more standard combat encounter. in both cases i'd have a billiom hidden rolls for the broke dick piece of shit drill

>>165369371
you may find this thread from /tg/ useful, friend
https://yuki.la/tg/47551394

>>165368358

FUCKIN KARATE COP!

YOU AND I

BABY WE GO SIDE BY SIDE

SHOULD YOU EVER CHAIN ME I'LL BREAK FREEEEEEEE

>>165370640
The Doctor is in the house.

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>>165355962
Jimmy speaking russian when ?

Free game https://www.humblebundle.com/store/dirt-showdown-free-game

>>165375623
It's not payday 2 though

>>165375623
is this the biker ive been hearing so much about

Going to sleep now. Please don't post codes for a while now, Ashley. Thanks.

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Do all three engine clues in big oil always spawn? I can only find the computer and one notebook

>>165379787
Yes.
2 clipboards and a computer.
The computer will always spawn downstairs, but the clipboards can be up or downstairs.

>>165379859
awesome thanks

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Fucks sake. Can't get into one good goddamn pub game without a cheater.

What is it with pubbies and cheating? I've never seen this many cheaters flaunting their slow motion and invincibility and high ass levels and who knows goddamn what. Is it because of this influx of newbies?

I just have one simple question.
Why?

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>have cops sitting in a corner as hostages
>some dickwad thinks it's funny to kill all 5 of them
>then asks for help when he gets jailed

>>165381441
Are you sure they're cheaters, and you're not just an overreacting normie to smart people who don't pay for DLC?

>>165355962
Jimmy is the best. I agree

>>165379417
Agreed. Whatever she does, under no circumstances whatsoever should Ashley post Bomb Heist codes while we sleep.

>>165379417
Maybe I just woke up and want those codes? Fuck you

I'm going to fap. Don't post any dlc codes while I'm gone.

>>165390647
I guess we can post those codes now...

PAYDAY 2: Alienware Alpha Mask Pack: 2FGQR-7ICM8-0RNLI
PAYDAY 2: Alienware Alpha Mask Pack: KWQCK-R6PX4-EPXZC
PAYDAY 2: Alienware Alpha Mask Pack: 827Z7-AT9YV-AM5F4
PAYDAY 2: Alienware Alpha Mask Pack: BGQ53-59YGG-FYIHL
PAYDAY 2: Alienware Alpha Mask Pack: 4N9DH-CZQFT-F0LXY
PAYDAY 2: Alienware Alpha Mask Pack: WII5Z-DMGNP-VRLYT

>>165391193
Already own, what is it
>inb4 partyhats

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>>165233615
>>165235882
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- I Am The One Who Knocks (halloween_1)
- Saint Francis (voff_1)

And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- Ninja! (daily_ninja)
Brought to you by Jiro.

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

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>>165393595
thanks Side Jobs Bot

>>165391193
>4N9DH-CZQFT-F0LXY
This was not Alienware Alpha. Your codes are bad and you should feel bad.

>>165391193
Copy/posted from an old PaydayCon 2016 giveaway on the Steam forums:
https://steamcommunity.com/app/218620/discussions/8/144512942757974199/

Poster is a 'tard.

First time sense I've started playing where I participated in a Hotline Miami Day 2 where less than 6 bags of coke was secured.
>is me
>on overkill
>brought experimental yakuza FAST build (it sucks)
>book it, grab C4, reach the infamous gate
>without saw, had to drill through it
>when it was over, lost connection to host
>turns out every else lost connection too, but the host was still there, rejoin, he had C4
>host was a level 90 Sydney with CTV and absolutely no idea where to go
>it took forever to clean the area he was trapped on and convince him to follow me upstairs
>never heard bain be so emotional, over coke

Ded thread

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post your favorite mask

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>>165401112

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>>165401112

>>165401112
Awkward seal

>>165401279
I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS

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>>165401112

Is there a good reason to use muscle over kingpin? 3% hp every 5 seconds doesnt seem worth dropping the injector for

>>165403880
Doesn't need armor to be good.
Panic is great with high rate-of-fire weapons, though it might be placebo.
Access to grenades, which, by extension, means more use out of Fully Loaded Ace.

>>165403880
I think the only situation Muscle is ever better than Kingpin is on OD

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>>165401112

>>165404594
fuck off /tv/

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>>165404594
TELL ME ABOUT DALLAS, WHY DOES HE NEED THE MEDIC BAG?!

>>165404723
rude

>>165405046
because AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

Why the fuck are people so stingy with FAKs when they have UPPERS and 14 of those motherfuckers?

t. ICTV and AA-12 fag

Trashley you clownbaby

How often do you get DBD codes

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>>165405046
>tfw there was a guy called Hothead in my session
>he didn't get the joke because he's a fucking deaf gripes memer

>>165410405
WWOOOOAAAHHH
BLABLABLABLABLALBLABLA
HOT HEAD

>>165405046
Lotta loyalty for a paid character

anyone up for some wind of change

YEAH

>>165410006
i've seen a legit XXV keep all 14 of his for the entire duration of a Hotline Miami DW.

both days

>>165410538
I'M IN
YOUR AREAAAA
I KNOW THE FIRST THREE NUMBERS

>>165417621
MY MOOD LIVES ON THAT SWING
SAME PUSH ME HARDER
PUSH ME PUSH ME
SWANG INTO TOMORROW

>>165410538
>>165417621
>>165420983
fuck off /mu/

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>>165421912
sorry for bumps you insufferable fag

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>Meltdown, Deathwish difficulty
>get downed multiple times from snipers
>finally go deliver nukes with longfellow
>Wickfag and edgy looking Wolf try to deliver using forklifts
>both get downed and put in custody
>come back for other nukes
>missed one on the first run
>have to now wait for the assault to end to get them out of custody
>get downed at full armor from a sniper
>Jimmy that was helping me out gets downed by dozer
>get fanmail from wick
>>gg no re
If you're in custody, why complain? Just alt-tab out until you're exchanged, or just fuckin' use Stockholm Syndrome.

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>>165355962
>keep the same "previous" joke

i seriously hope you guys don't do this

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>>165421912
die

video killed the radio star

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>he doesn't have Criminal Intent set as his main menu music

FUCK
RE NO
RESPECT NO
CHANCE WICK WICK CEASE
AND DESIST
WHEN I CHANT
FUCK

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so what

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bump
suck it

Why are Sydney players such shitters

Has anyone ever seen the Minigun be useful?

Why not just use the STRYK 18c? It does the same shit.

>>165424348
I WAS CONCEIVED
BY MY DISEASE

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>>165426000
>trips
delet this

>>165426014
Does the vulcan benefit at all from the automatic rifle perks?

>>165426694
Yes.
The automatic tree explicitly states "Special Weapons" .. "In automatic fire mode"
So the Minigun and Flamethrower count.
If the Wiki is to be believed, crossbows benefit too.

>unseen strike
>ammo efficiency
WHY

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why not post this

>>165415978
bump

>>165426000
Digits confirm, Sydney absolute worthless waifu bait trash

>>165430490
my african american

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R.I.P.

>>165415978
Every time I see this I always think of Tzeentch

68th for fuck old train heist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrKKBtrCtwk

>>165383370
well when someone goes "sloowmoooo" and then major desync happens, it makes you pretty sure. that and running out (and afk-ing) amongst millions of cops on one down and not, you know, getting downed.

does anyone enjoy OD here?

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Asian heister when?

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>>165436702
OD is a meme. Mayhem and Deathwish are the only 2 difficulties

bomb heists and historical pack drop when

>>165436795
>jiro

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>>165436795
gyro means nothing to you? poor guy couldn't even order a pizza before now he's completely overlooked.

>image familiar

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PAYDAY 2: Gage Weapon Pack #02: 3BRIL-4HWX9-N3AA0
PAYDAY 2: Gage Weapon Pack #02: H8F2I-8BTBI-CXN2I
PAYDAY 2: Gage Weapon Pack #02: Z588Z-X4D6C-V4IZF
PAYDAY 2: Gage Weapon Pack #02: F5LFA-FTHRV-5YGPB
PAYDAY 2: Gage Weapon Pack #02: 55YZX-PYBIW-MQRHC

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>>165437368
thanks foo

>>165437368
fuck off

>>165437368
Biker heist, not gage weapon

>>165437368
Lol it showed biker heist at start but added gage weapon wtf

>>165437702
steam glitch, happens when you previously try to activate a duped code, per say, the biker code.

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>>165437368
>offering dlc codes who are now totally inferior compared to vanilla content,

6/10

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>>165442394
>Gage blade
>Inferior

nth for don't act dumb

113th for go back to the forums

>>165442485
someone used my pic again, cool

>>165447768
no one fucking cares

Do I sit through this cancer stream for a chance to get dlc codes or not

>>165450312
DLC UNLOCKER

>>165451328
And wear "THIS USER HAS BEEN MARKED AS A NON LOYAL GOY" tag? No, thanks.

>>165451403
>host

>>165451501
Hosting doesn't make that go away.

>>165451403
>giving a fuck about a bad goy tag
>when the tagless unlocker exists

>>165451535
It makes the shitters leave your game

>>165451556
prove it

>>165451535
>>165451613
Speaking of which, is Tribe still around doing his thing?

>>165436609
It's pretty funny that doing Train Heist loud is actually easier than stealth, no matter what difficulty.

>>165452907
This is false.
>kill 3 guards at the lumber mill area
>kill / hide civies
>you now have 2 ECMs and 1 Keycard
>open first two trains on the lumber mill side with drills (pretty simple to not fuck up, as long as you have silent drills)
>open next 3 with ECMs and the Keycard
>open the very last one (the one that's closest to the tunnel) with a drill again
>you've now opened all train cars (don't need to keep opening them if you've found 3 vaults already)
>find turret
>hack the vault door
>if you don't get the lumber mill pick-up, restart and repeat

>>165453285

What? I never kill the lumbermill guys. we always sneak by lumbermill, open doors on opposite side of the train, use our kills on patrolling guards as needed on that side of the train, hardest part is the box near the lumbermill during the hack. Then we HOPE to get the boat escape. the Zipline is easier to use than walking over to the truck by a long shot. Then just sneak off.

>>165453839
See? There are even 2 different viable tactics to stealth it. Stealth is always easier than loud.

>>165453285
My fault, I meant it's easier to have fun.

>>165454038
>durr i cant stelf, its no fun lol
Okay shitter

>>165454038

Stealth OD is fun

Loud OD is a meme.

>>165454116
>>165454192
Stealthing heists doesn't require as much skill.

You can keep telling yourself it does.

>>165454558
And the original argument was that Train Heist is easier loud than stealth.

Nobody mentioned once stealth being more difficult than loud, retard.

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>>165454681

>>165454558

We weren't talking about skill we were talking about fun.

Stealth can be fun, loud can be fun, but Loud stops being fun when it revolves around meme builds where you just hide behind converted cops the entire heist.

I think Mayhem is fun but the game stops being as fun on Death Wish because everything's a bullet sponge and you can no longer use shit like Maniac to have your crew tank.

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>be me
>doing Hoxton's Breakout for daily job
>doing well
>3 more guys join in
>we're destroying the cops
>fuckyea.jpg
>got to the end of day 2
>have Break the Rules as heist song
>lyrics kick in once we grab the server and run
>feelsgudman.gif
>beat the daily job
>got coins
>got lyrics

Today was a very good day

I kind of miss the metaplot heists. Like how all the Hector jobs tell a story of the destruction of a cartel, the Dentist-hoxout-revenge-golden grin story, or Vlad's escalating "I'm out of prison fuck all these assholes" jobs he had before he was the meme contractor.

maybe some new Locke jobs for a narrative? I like killing murkies.

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>vlad was a slav escalating for power
>now he is the meme contractor
FUCKING WHY?, VLAD WAS THE BEST CONTRACTOR

>>165460915
fucking memes

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>use DLC unlocker
>get bad goy tag
>family share the game on your alt
>no more cheater tag

>>165462368
>sell/remove shit obtained using unlocker
>cheater tag goes away
WOW SO HARD xdd

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>>165462635
>Buy all dlcs at full price
>Cheater tag goes away

Im a fuckin champ

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>yfw Wolf will never get a new actor or anything.

inb4 it would have been a 4.99 dlc anyway

>>165464472
>Dragan's fucking face
>Jacket has asymmetric eyes
>Wolf is a manlet
>Clover and Bonnie both look like men wearing wigs
I would unironically fuck Sokol desu

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>>165466624
>Being gay with anyone that isnt Dallas

Faggot

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>>165466856
>having daddy issues

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>>165467141
Out of my country, commie

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>>165458361
>playing Break the Rules on anything besides Scarface Mansion
Bet you play Ode to Greed on heists other than Big Bank too.

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>>165467424
>Clowns are scary in christmas heists
>Pimped out getaway in halloween heists

Tell me about the Raven shotgun. Is it bad, or am I bad? It seems like I can't hit for shit with it.

>>165468681
>Raven shotgun
>bad
stop playing sydney and maybe you'll hit a shot

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>>165467141
You got a fucking death wish?

>join a 3-day job
>remain quiet as the host and some other dude talk
>they seem to be getting al-
>they get into an argument and the host kicks him without a warning
>silently keep playing, answer to the host's questions and commands with only yes, no and okay
I felt like a hostage, I never want to play Payday 2 with autists again.

>>165436627
OK, yeah, that sounds like a cheater.

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when is wolf getting a new VA?

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>>165469835
jimmy>sallaD
prove me wrong

>>165478267
when is Sydney getting rid of her garbage clip art-tier tattoos? And proper gloves?

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What do i have to do to convince the devs to release new content ?

>>165478289
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM DYIIIING I NEEED A MEDIC BAG

take that coke shitter

>>165480764
Ask for a mega dawg mask.

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>>165480992
>mega dawg

Whats best for one down dodge or armor

>>165484498
why not BOTH

>>165484498
Dodge if you love RNG and go from one objetive to another faster.
Armor if you are going to hug your cover.

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>doing Goat Simulator on DW because I hate myself
>everyone that joins in have either no infamy or have a level lower than 70
>let them in just to have meat shields
>managed to get through because of being able to search for cover
>got in custody
>no longer than a minute, everybody else got in custody while having 1 goat left to move on

I just want my god damn trophy and coins to never play this shitty heist again

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when will igor be a playble character?

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>>165485702
bots are confirmed better meatshields than any player. you played yourself.

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>>165485925
But, do bots place ammo or medic bags?
Fucking payday is a game of chance, anyways

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>>165486468
>not knowing how to balance ammo
>not bringing MEDIC BAAAAAAGS or FAKyous
And yeah, gayday's a game of chance and gayness.

also good goi day

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>>165486468
Do players?

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>>165486817
>Not wanting more of your assets
I still bring medic and ammo bags (jack of all trades), but it seems that it won't matter here.
I might as well just give up and keep buying those delicious and cheap DLC's to keep them helmets flying :^)

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>>165486895
The cloaker is right, you know.

Been bringing ammo bags along, because i've had so many mastermind players with me that they cry out for ammo every 5 seconds.

But not one of them bothers to share their FAKs or Medic bAAAAAAAAAAAAgs

How do I stealth shadow raid

>>165494850
Solo.

Thermal Paste
Body Bags
Rooftop Zipline

>>165494850
Avoid being seeing

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>>165495678
*Seen
Holy shit...

>No Trashley nudes

Eh at least some of you want to stroke that futa cock

>>165494850
waterfront garbage all day

>>165498592
>tfw ywn drill into Ashley's vault

PAYDAY 2: Wolf Pack: H3QD7-0GFFH-3948K
PAYDAY 2: Wolf Pack: K8L5T-HKXID-HDC6K
PAYDAY 2: Wolf Pack: 8CY8M-BDYXW-W7L59
PAYDAY 2: Wolf Pack: 0N70L-48WQ8-IGXQN

>>165505027
Joker mask pls

>>165505027
Thank you Ashley.

I don't know why you stick around so much but thanks for everything so far.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dfisw_PQp_0

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>>165485508
And I thought I played on a toaster.

>>165505473
everyday its a suffer

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>>165505473
>1600x1200
>toaster

>>165505973
It's definitely a toaster resolution.

>>165506310
are you fucking retarded?

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Joker mask pack:
J8Y0G-WXYQV-MXRYP
BIC4Z-LNY7H-JRZ2V
TMR7K-EGE96-28THF
ZHXHQ-NJ4IM-FX2WC
LVJJM-H9K8K-9JITH
C6PL3-FQQ2Y-ZB5I5
FATZ8-IRHW2-8GRCP
LVXCJ-0EK9C-HH7C7

>>165507342
>FATZ8-IRHW2-8GRCP

is there a reason why theres been so many codes given away lately

>>165507342
>BIC4Z-LNY7H-JRZ2V
Thanks!

>>165507342
>LVXCJ-0EK9C-HH7C7
aww thanks a lot my friend

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>>165507342
>ZHXHQ-NJ4IM-FX2WC
The codes he steals

>>165507342

People really need to post when they claim a code, so that people aren't all trying codes that were already taken.

It's not like this thread moves so quickly that we need to worry about making too many posts.

Besides, Ashley deserves the thanks.

>>165509708
>People really need to post when they claim a code, so that people aren't all trying codes that were already taken.
If you want etiquette, go to Reddit.

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>Pager operator unconvinced by answer
I was one machine away, I'm fucking angry.

>>165506508
no, but you might be.

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>>165510565
Don't act dumb.
Like me.

>>165510768
I'm using bodybags, is the ECM even worth it?

Still doing day 2 of Erection Day

>>165510961
ECM if you can open doors with it, bodybag for guards and civs anywhere

>>165510961
Why do you need more than 5 body bags anyway?

2 maxed ECMs are good enough to get one or two last minute hacks done without the alarm going off.

>>165511080
Erection Day - Day 2, there are no ECM-able objectives.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjlEp0oBduc

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>>165511272
I think that we should make a petition to bring ulf andersson back to make wolf´s voicelines

>>165512301
Ulf left Starbreeze because of a fight with Bo.

That in-game bio for Wolf has basically become reality. Hopefully minus the losing the wife and kids part.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkZZ03qPsK0

>>165515923
Furfag reddit memer who thinks he is a girl. Are there any people that make good payday 2 videos that aren't filled with memes and shitter mods

>>165516176
you tell me

>Don't Act Dumb
>But Acting Dumb is all you do
t. aa-12 and ictv with Sociopath deck

>>165516176
What did he mean by this?

>>165518012
kill yourself you anime fag that's what I mean by it

>>165518102
Is that a Jojo reference?

how good at tf2 is jules I need to know if I should challenge him or not I only play once a month

What is this fag complaining about. I don't get it.

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=837015699

>>165521215
It's a lazy town meme

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>>165521215
>Artworks

>>165521405
Get what soros wants

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>using the elevator escape for big bank loud ever

>>165523561
its funny watching people wait in the conference room for the bus.

>>165523561
muh bus stop

Who wants to do Euro Bag Simulator

>>165523858
D E A D T H R E A D

>>165415978
daily bump

I need a medic bag

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>>165523721
>I don't use bus stop escape

How do I unlock Sydney

>>165529456
money

>>165529456
You unlock her at infamy IV

I need help with Four Stores on Hard difficulty, there's too many people in the China store

Please help me /pdg/ please I beg you I can't beat Four Stores on Hard there are just so many people in the China store I get caught every time please /pdg/ I have been trying for 3 hours now

steamcommunity.com/id/akillerbee

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>>165393595
>>165393681
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- High Times (voff_2)
- Speedlock Holmes (slakt_1)

And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- Spacetime Paradox (daily_tapes)
Brought to you by Hoxton.

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

>>165529935
add me, i'll help you
id/akillerbee

>>165530663
this meme is terrible

>>165531143
t. id/akillerbee

>>165531252
Jojo reference?

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What did he mean by this?

>the r93, platypus, and nagant will always pick up at least one round from an ammo pickup
>with the right setup, they can kill almost all enemies on OD with one headshot, even shields through the shield

Could this be combined with aced Aggressive Reload to make OD less awful?

>>165533247
lel

>>165533903
No.

>>165426000
https://askhelixfossil.com/#y6phe6
reminder

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>>165533247
>successful bank heist stelf with non-infamys
>tell them that body bags are loot because organ harvesting
>they actually bring them to the van
>mfw

>>165534105
There's been a mod for that for a while.

>>165534105
honestly messing with newer players is more fun than it should be

>>165533247
He's our guy. I would totally invite him for Overdrill and go bank stealth.

Better Bots User: SO WHAT IF MY BOTS HAVE 5000 HEALTH AND SONIC SPEED AND CAN DO FLIPS LIKE CLOAKERS AND DO 100 DAMAGE WITH THEIR GUNS IT'S NOT A CHEAT

>>165523561
>>165523721
>>165527971
shitter truck is the patrician choice

>>165536876
You can give them 750 health and make them slower than pre-buff Dozers if you want, dude.

>>165538306
>installing cheats

does it asspain you to know that I tweak values subtly enough that you'll never know if I'm a genuinely good player or a cheater?
things like reversing Optical Illusions values so I draw more aggro onto my armor to allow your faggot ass suit dodge to survive longer, reducing the inspire cooldown so I can get your ass up more often, or increasing the duration and damage resist on painkillers basic so you stop fucking going down every 2 seconds jesus christ you suck anon what are you doing

>>165538824
you cant tweak your crew values, my pal

>Overkill employees have mixed feelings on the War Face mask. Some think it's traumatizing, others think it's "one of the best".
>yfw /k/ is triggered by this answer.

>>165539013
How many games were you kicked from cupcake?

>>165542156
None because I have a high amount of hours and complete perk deck. You are still cancer and need to kill yourself or turn your announcement mod shit off

>>165542156
1 actually. Because I just made a new build and joined a random overkill game. I got kicked from it immediately after loading because I didn't have any deployables selected. Like why the fuck? If you were actually in the game, shooting and running and shit, without deployables, then ok, but at the menu screen? Does the author think I can't select a deployable at that time? Is he retarded?

>>165542524
>implying i haven't set it to disconnect players instead of kicking them
also
>allowing shitters into your DW/OD lobbies
Not everyone is a masochist

broomstick is the new (old)baby deagle.

>>165542850
Le disconnect mod
Le stop the cheater mod
Le carrystacker
Le better bots
Le wolfhud
Le pocohud
Le silent assassin
Le ngbto
Le cloacker mod
Le dmcwo

>>165544662
how so?

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How do I make friends in Payday 2?

>>165545864
high damage, high rof, decent concealment (with silent memer), magazine skills

>>165545962
Ask them what porn they like while you guys are stealthing.

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meme

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wtf where is my medic back and armo

>People still play this trash.
What's your excuse?

>>165547835
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM DYING
SOMEBODY DROP AN ARMOR BAG

>>165547890
>People keep posting bait.
What's your excuse?

>>165547921
You ever notice how having a high level Dallas host with Inspire that isn't kick happy boosts morale?

>>165539650
Why would /k/ be triggered? That sounds like exactly what they wanted.

>>165547890
Still not 100%.

Is it just me, or are all Wick players bad?

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>payday playerbase

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>>165553060
Thats weird. Usually the ones with the wolfs masks looks like pic related

Discussion point: Players who always use the corresponding heister for their perk deck

>>165547749
I'D HANG IT IN ME CRAPPA

>>165555529
I tried doing that for a while. Started to annoy me when, say, I would want to play as Clover and had to deal with the Burglar perk deck on loud DW.

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>>165555529
>not running jacket + grinder
Hmmmmmmmmmm, I wonder who could be behind this post?

>>165555529
Scarface players should be forced to use Kingpin, other than that I don't care.

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>use the kawaii mask
>join a game
>"anime is gay"
>you have been kicked from the server
wtf

>>165558356
I wouldn't mind

>>165559058
but hes right

>>165545962
I'll be your friend anon.

>>165559058
Use any funi meem mask and you'll get the same result

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>>165559058

>>165560513
>kicking solarpleb
If he didn't kick him he would make shitty webms from his heist, he did the right thing

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protip:
use carry stacker if you're gonna solo overdrill

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>>165560986

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>>165560065
Really?!

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>>165561302
No_

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>>165564637
UAGH, MATT, WHOT AH' YEW DOIN'?!

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>>165564637
O-okay...

DOUBLE TAP TRIPLE TAP JUST KEEP TAPPING

HEY.

W I C K.

OVER HERE

YEAH...
I'M... BACK...

Fucking mindless puppets! You deserve nothing but death!

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How broken is today's safe house job?
Managed to beat FWB on OK using only throwables, molotovs, and jokers, and still got nothing.
Why can't they even describe their jobs properly?

>>165573270

Molotovs count as an explosive, you fail at reading comprehension.

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>>165575362
Did I?
Well, then it wasn't the devs fault, for sure

>crossroads, downtown
>set up medibag in lobby
>have three bags ready for drop off at the top of this office the medibags are in
>randos still ac dum and run outside
Why are bots the only acceptable choice?

>tfw you accidentally post the post you were going to post here into a porn thread
I am so embarrassed right now

>>165575791

eh I fail at reading comp, I still had yesterday's job up (do transport crossroads with non explosive throwables and melee weapons)

How often do safes drop? Is there a cooldown or something?

>>165578098
Once a week

>>165578098
I tend to get one every week

How do I stealth go bank

>>165558075
>running

>>165573270
>>165575791
>Note: Currently bugged and achievable on any difficulty beside OVERKILL. Throwables are also not allowed. Any kills need to be made with unsuppressed turret or SWAT van.

You have to do it 100% pacifist

>>165578445
With friends it's much easier, else:

>ECMs
>Body bags
>Burglar perk
>Planks can help a bit
>Answer calls
>Avoid lasers
> donacdum

>>165578768
Well, fuck today's job, then

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>>165578445
Ecm in.
Destroy cameras, kill guards, get pagers.
Get all the civs in the back of the bank or anywhere not in sight.
Start the timelock, wait under the desk to answer phone and stay away from any civs that pop in.
HARD PART FOR SHITTY PUBS - get through the lasers and saw open boxes.
Throw bags across the street because civs don't care.
Cross lasers again and done.

Random shit can happen like some guy calling you for a bag of money, gensec lady calls asking for codes or saying she's sending security over.
You have sort of a time limit on shit once captain rogers calls because eventually he will just keep sending cops.

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Seriously ?

WICK IS DOWN!

HOUSTON'S GOT A PROBLEM

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CHAINS IS IN A PICKLE

SMOOOOOOOOKE

SMOKE EVERYWHERE!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH

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>>165580768
>part is shared among the AK family
OVK was literally too lazy to clone it

>>165581714
I
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
A MEDIC BAAAAAG

THE WHOLE ROOF IS ON FIRE! IT'S ON FIRE!

>>165582278
FUCK
OH FUCK

>>165582278
GIMME GIMME GIMME

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anime heister when

>>165586156
What's wrong with Jiro, straightfag?

>>165587236
>dude where the subtitles at xDD

will kingpin work with lwbv?

POST ALL OF YOUR /pdg/-tan IMAGES
I NEED THEM FOR SOMETHING EXTREMELY IMPORTANT

>>165591178
No

>>165594162
=(

>>165595049
:3

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Add me up, losers
https://www.f-list.net/c/kawaii heister

>>165594162
but will the little friend work with dodge?

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>>165596419
>Created an hour ago
Is this what you guys do while you wait for Trashly?

How do I create a cool looking mask

>>165601968
you don't, nobody ever has.

>>165601968
War Face.

>>165601968
http://pd2weapons.com/masks