/pdg/ - payday:the heist and PAYDAY 2 General

If you read this u gay

Update when

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2nd for WICK

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just let the cunting general die, please
there's not enough Eric to keep me coming here

>>165879960
When did Kira Yoshikage get here

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>>165880774
not everyone with yellow hair is kira you fucking shit

GET THE FUCK UP

>>165882737
No you can't make me

>>165880774
Is this a jojo reference?

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post pictures of jacket

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>>165883626

>>165879358
yeah i did

what achievement should i cheat next?

I played a bit of Payday: The Heist today after dumping about 500+ hours into PAYDAY 2.

What the fuck happened.

I neeeed situational, high ammo pickup weapons to use with sentry build.
Primary or secondary doesn't matter.

>>165885946
>to use with sentry build
grenade launcher

>>165885248
I don't know, but I want them to go back

>>165885248
>tfw too much pd2 and can't do hard in pd:th anymore

BULLDOZER

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>>165880774
>everyone with blonde hair is le epic bowie quiet life meme man

Cmon man shit like this is why Jojo fans get made fun of the way we do

How do I beat the time limit when the C4 explodes on car shop

>>165893059
Drive fast and well.
OD gives you 1:30, I did it in 1:00 with 1 mistake.
The path to drive is always the same.
USE THE BRAKES

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>>165879606
fixed your shit OP

>>165893348
THERE IS A CAR? You can brake?

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>>165893837
>You can brake?
Spacebar, or whatever your jump is.

>>165893631

death wish is more tryhard/autist than mayhem is I think what OP meant.

Is One Down good?

>>165895474
Literally hide and hope it gets solved by itself/10

>>165893631
>mayhem is hard
Eh, I'm playing with an old-ass cpu, the only difficulty that's actually hard is OD

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>>165893059
You drive.

I have found new love of the Little Friend as a situational primary weapon, like the GL-40 or Piglet, but good.
Full-auto DMR melts dozers and t h i c c enemies when I need it, grenade launcher is a grenade launcher that feels more satisfying than the GL40, for some reason.

Which weapon makes your vagina wet?

>>165902457
Mah boypussy you mean

>pubs use the wrong barcode

>pubs blow up the meth lab

>pubs pick the worst possible cars to burn

>pubs down themselves both days with claymores

>pubs get lost day 2

>pubs turn on the sprinklers AFTER I ALREADY FIXED THE DRILL

JUST

>>165903156
>pubs somehow pick up C4 on day 4
>THEN they get lost
>host kicks the first person up there

>>165903626
>pubs miss the hostage

>pubs blow YOU up with the claymores

>pubs get lost and get downed while you're at the top, then type "help"

>pubs miss the hostage and blow themselves up with it

>there are people in this thread who enjoy hiding behind cover in their 55 dodge meme suits, while 8 jokers with all joker skills aced tank through the entire heist
>there are people in this thread that didn't cheat their way through every loud one down heist, just for the sake of completion

>>165903156
>pubs being pussies and getting mad somebody doesn't want to cheat in a loud heist
>muh sprinklers

>>165904198
>fixing the drill in the drill fixing game
>cheating
?

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>>165879606
>mfw there are peoples past level 30 who are playing Very Hard heists unironically,

>>165904198
By that logic, firing from the hip accurately should be cheating.
I mean, there's no crosshair, firing from the hip accuractly is an unintended game mechanic.

>>165904527
Last very hard I booted up was for that stupid toothbrush achievement. Could probably do it on mayhem desu.

>pubs skip the bomb hostage
>I defuse the bomb and grab money bag
>Now they are all at the top without me and I look bad

>>165904736
Hey atleast you aren't the one waiting for the other 3, one of them having the fucking C4

>>165904801
>pubs finally get to the penthouse, run straight to the coke and start bagging before they even trigger the drill drop
>they throw it here, they throw it there, THEY THROW IT EVERY FUCKING WHERE

>>165904697
>hipfiring is an unintended game mechanic
If it wasn't, you wouldn't be able to hip-fire in the first place.

OVK is just too lazy to convert the HM Day 2 fire into the same fire used in Rats Day 1 when the lab is blown up, for some unknown reason. Won't stop babies from tanking the fire in an ICTV to fix the drill when RNG is on their side, but it would defeat the point of having the fire in the first place which is to just kill all the cops who ever try to go into the penthouse or near the drill to make the heist easier.

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https://www.f-list.net/c/kawaii heister/
Add me up, losers.

Ay
Look
SHIT

>>165905309
No no no no, FUCK

>>165905309
donac

>>165905309
Yeah, you can look. But dont touch with your dirty hands

>>165904198
>>165905016
>not following the objective markers exactly is cheating

So do you wait for the objective to tell you to open the door on the roof in big bank or firestarter day 3? Is it cheating to know you need to do that before the game tells you to?

>>165905630
>all this grasping at straws
If there was something blocking my way to the roof, and I sit in a corner in an ICTV while cops are shooting at me but they can't path to me because they take fatal damage - which was meant for me - the moment they walk into the obstacle, then yes.

A better analogy would be "omg is it cheating if I clip through the vault door to open the inner vault door before the thermal drill is done?" to which the answer is, yes.

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>>165905845
>doing objectives out of order is the same as clipping through walls

Do you think skipping the meth trade objective and stealing the intel on rats day 2 is cheating?

>>165904990
>tell tard not to bag the money when we get in there
>starts bagging anyways

>>165906486
why do autists chimp out over that it doesn't even matter

>>165906227
It's a preprogrammed alternate method of completing the heist, so no.

>>165906536
Pubs have zero awareness and won't notice a cop walking off with their bags while they stare into the burning fire waiting for the drill to finish even though Bain is screaming non-stop THEY'RE TAKING OUR BAGS.

>>165906486
>money
The money is so flipping close to the end anyway, why not bag it?
Unless you mean the coke, then yeah, fucking, stop bagging the coke.

>>165906567
Fixing the drill is preprogrammed too.

>>165906651
I have never played an HM where the pubs didn't throw the bags on top of that shelf in the camera monitor room. Cops can't get the bags up there

>>165906798
They can, and they can grab bags through walls.

That heist on that day in particular is where most pubs learn the latter fact for the first time.

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>When pubs dont know where to go

>>165907076
>When you play on Normal and expect people to be good at the game.

>>165907169
Its on hard :^(

>>165906778
That's what I meant, yeah

busy doing fifty things right now

good morning ashley

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>>165906778
i bag the coke on Hotline Miami just to see if anyone complains about it

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Should I join

>>165911023
go for it, nothing bad will happen ;)

>>165911023
Seems legit

>>165911023
Join and link profile

>>165909467

Good morning.

PAYDAY 2: Gage Weapon Pack #02: CCBD5-AH589-AQLVI
PAYDAY 2: Gage Weapon Pack #02: ZE600-WNP8E-INJ7W
PAYDAY 2: Gage Weapon Pack #02: RW9Y0-PFD8K-GF23A
PAYDAY 2: Gage Weapon Pack #02: 4ZZFD-5FD7E-ZJ4GK
PAYDAY 2: Gage Weapon Pack #02: Z88HP-GPJB6-ZQG03

john wick weapon pack

>>165912256
Thank you, youre cool.

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>>165912256
Based anon

>>165914180
>anime
>le based meme
hang yourself

>>165914180
>anon
do you know how to read

Ashley bf (gf) pack codes when?

>>165914180
Kill yourself stupid fucking nigger lover

>>165915113
What an edgy cucklord

>>165916497
agreed

The thread has hit page 10. Come on Europe

>>165909469
So? Don't leave us hanging

PAYDAY 2: The PAYDAYCON 2015 Mask Pack: WF83R-G9T6I-RIMG9
PAYDAY 2: The PAYDAYCON 2015 Mask Pack: K8F8M-TLZLL-DVXJF
PAYDAY 2: The PAYDAYCON 2015 Mask Pack: 3ZTV3-ZRG9Z-5C8E8

>>165922949
Payday 2 codes when?

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Bomb heist or historical next pls.

pls :3

>>165923042
I second Bomb Heist. I don't recall seeing it in months.

>>165922949
>K8F8M-TLZLL-DVXJF
thx senpai x3

>tfw skewer achievement not working

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>>165922949
>WF83R-G9T6I-RIMG9

Cheers mate

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>>165834660
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Greased Lightning (any_25_taser_kills)
- I Knew What I Did Was Wrong (i_knew_what_i_was_doing_was_wrong)

And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- Drill-O-Phobia (daily_phobia)
Brought to you by Chains.

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

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>he doesn't have Criminal Intent set as his main menu song

>>165923447
do you have a 4chan pass just to post this shit

>>165923804
>having shit taste
I'm sorry, anon.

>>165925096
If you are the Let's Go Shopping guy then please don't ever interact with me again

things that will always make me kek
>running over dozers in vehicles
>santa hat cloakers
>players leaving after custody
>ngbto users most downed

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>>165923804
>>165925516
>not having for the kill/ half past wiked as the main menu song
SHIT
TASTE

I AM A BAD MOTHAFUCKA

>My Woman is STILL not one of the menu songs
OOOVVVVEEEERRRRKKKIIIIIIIILLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!

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>>165904715
>Last very hard I booted up was for that stupid toothbrush achievement.
>implying there is any challenge in it when you can just throw it from the windows close to the truck

Post your banlists.
You have a banlist, right?

I always write down the ID of the person who kicks me for no reason so that I can kick them at the very end of my own heists if they happen to join.

>>165931079
I have none but I'm probably on a few

>>165930878
Not that toothbrush achievement, retard. The prison nightmare melee one that had a minimum difficulty of VH.

>>165931079
Nope
I play with friends only

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>>165932551
How do I make friends in Payday 2?

>>165933015
Get friends in real life

>>165933015
You need three other people to play with, so go to a shadow raid mission (these aren't as busy as others, so there's more time for them to type,) and press "3" on your keyboard repeatedly.

>>165933015
Somehow make your friends play this garbage. Good luck with that

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>>165933214
I'm trying, but I have been friendless for 12 years now.
>>165933352
I got kicked...
>>165933442
I have an acquaintance classmate that also plays PD2, I'm just kind of worried about him thinking less of me if he sees my steam profile.

>>165934289
I'll be your friend then. Post ID

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>>165934289
Post id, nigga. I wanna see

>>165934289
I can be your friend. ID, please.

anime belongs in the trash

quit giving this fucking pathetic animefag attention he posts the same shit at least once a week

how do i reply???????//

>>165934289
>12 years
Why not go for 13? Don't go ruining a perfectly good record.

>>165934289
Post ID faggot, so I can point and laugh and also play with you

>>165883626
nice one snowy

>>165883626
his name sweater he part of paycheck crew XD

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I'm not the only one who actually steers clear of people who say they need friends or anything, right?

>>165937046
if they don't post id or join the group then ignore them, they are fatfuck animefag attention whores looking for (You)s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dK6i4Pjyeso

>>165937046
steer clear of anyone who uses anime images that profusely desu

>>165937046
I steer clear of anyone who plays this game desu

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gq82JF6EKWg

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What is the best track, and why is it Armed to the Teeth?

>>165942213
uh excuse me that isn't double cross

>>165942880
weird way to spell three way deal

>>165943392
That definitely isn't Dead Man's Hand

>>165942213
>>165942880
>>165943392
>>165943916
those are some strange ways to type lets go shopping

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>>165944186
you fucking ruined it you fucking piece of motherfucking shit get the fuck out i don't wanna hear from you anymore don't talk to me or my joker ever again you hear what i'm saying fuck off you little fuckign dickhead motherfucker

>>165944497
how to spot butthurt criminal ambitions faggot 101

>>165944575
Obviously, Breaking News is the elder god tier choice

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>>165922949
Gage weapon pack when?

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>>165944575
>STILL WITH THE FUCKING MENU MUSIC AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHH

>>165944702
That's still not how you type Bomb Heists pack or Gayge Historical Pack

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>>165944702
You misspelled Wolf Pack

>>165944738
>actually playing the heists, not only previewing the menu tracks in the menu 24/7
wew laddo

>>165944860
Well, he spelled "pack" right.

You guys cant even english

>>165944702
I think you meant to type Butchers AK/CAR mod pack

>>165945136
fuck off poorfag

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>>165944863
>Wolf Pack
>Not being part of the OG crew with the Wolf Pack from PD:TH

w e w

>>165945249
>Implying the guy wanting the Gage Weapon pack isnt the real poorfag
wew lad

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>>165945283
>haha xd lurk moar newfriend lmao
Not all of us are autistic enough to have played "le original old school style" release

PAYDAY 2: PAYDAYCON 2016: GTPM6-FYTZ0-CZ5HT
PAYDAY 2: PAYDAYCON 2016: 7CG7H-V5KMV-LX5Q7
PAYDAY 2: PAYDAYCON 2016: J5QHA-AJMG9-KFIH4
PAYDAY 2: PAYDAYCON 2016: ALD5C-B4VER-XB5GZ
PAYDAY 2: PAYDAYCON 2016: 9RYV9-Z0RQI-9NPBG

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>everyone dislikes Mega Clover mask
>PAYDAYCON 2016 has no other rewards besides that
>keeps posting PAYDAYCON 2016 codes, SOMEONE has to appreciate them
>Ashley's face when

>>165946057
>tfw the only giveaways you catch is mega clover and everyone already has 9999999 of them

I feel like Trashley has spoiled us

>>165946057
>GTPM6-FYTZ0-CZ5HT
Thanks

>>165942213
>>165942880
But that isn't Zagrebacka

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>>165946890
Zagrebacka is shit. Ironically or not

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>>165946057
>9RYV9-Z0RQI-9NPBG

Ah, at least that one was legit. Danke mein fräulein.

A note though family, since additional difficulties have been added to JUDENDAY, do you think we'll get another weapon re-balancing across the board to properly help with more weapons being relevant in the meta?

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>>165946776
It's OyVeyShill still trying to appease us after the debacles of Hype Fuel and paid Safes. It has to be.

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How could they fuck up Bodhi even more than JW?

>>165948220
they should have just made him look like Swayze

New dlc when?

>>165949282
Update fucking WHEN FOR FUCK SAKES

>>165949282
Never.

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>>165949282
no mercy with nick character
ovk pls

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>only one black character in the game
>P2W DLC out of the ass
>Trump mask
>One Down is literally a meme difficulty, doesn't make the game harder but impossible so that you can only play on one certain way to win
>Crates that require paid drills to open still drop instead of actual items

Give me one reason not to refund this piece of shit game

>>165950610
>Crates that require paid drills to open still drop instead of actual items
not the new ones though

>>165950610
>Trump mask
>One Down

Nigga just look away hahahahahahaha

>>165950610
because you have more than 2 hours in it

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>>165950878
Fuck you, liar. I just got a crate today and I have to pay to open it.
>>165951029
>other players can wear trump mask
>one down gives the most xp
yeah sure
>>165951043
I have 800 hours in the game, I can still get a refund right? I mean look at the state of the game I'm sure others are asking for refunds too

>>165951286
>>165950610
Kek this is pretty good bait desu, here are your (You)s.

>>165951286
>I just got a crate today and I have to pay to open it.
maybe you should stop lying

>>165951286
If it droped from a payday then no, you dont have to pay. You can open it right now from the steam inventory menu.

>Implying xp matters when you are just going to infamy and lose it all anyway

>>165951286
>Just the mere sight of trump offends me
Grow up, baitfag

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>>165951286
this is what shitposting in this thread has turned into

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>>165950610
>only one black character in the game
>free dlc if you don't act dumb
>trump mask
>hard difficulties
>free skins if you don't act dumb

>>165950610
>>165951286
I'm sure if (you) ask hard enough, someone can make a mod that replaces the trump mask with character default mask.
Also, how do you feel that Callie is fucking dead?

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>>165951807
>>free dlc if you don't act dumb
You're acting dumb right now

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>>165951807
>Then what is pic related?
some anime fag with weak bait who's merely pretending to be retarded for (you)s

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>>165952006
Wrong image

>>165952290
you dont need a drill for it

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>>165951567
Like, I get that Trump isn't the worst guy ever to be president, and I get that there's no sense complaining about what is now the inevitable, but are there genuinely people who think he is a good candidate for presidency? I assume all the Trump make anime great again shillaryfags on suicide watch from my stand za walldo shitposting you see everywhere is ironic.

wait
are there people who buy all the DLCs instead of just unlocking them trough the ebin lua hags

>>165952459
I just buy the DLC i really want for super cheap on sale, snag codes from threads, and then not use any of it cus I've hardly played this game.

>>165952431
please fuck off /pol/

>>165952459
>He is poor
Fuck off shitter

>>165952431
Yeah i genuinely think he was the best candidate. Not perfect, but the best.
Lets not derail pdg into politics tho

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>>165951807
>>165952290
Really makes you think

>>165952843
ah heck

>>165952843
>Calling out bait is now considered being baited
We truly have gone a long way

>>165952843
ha ha, you made yourself look like a retard and earned nothing.
grats. fucking 12 year old

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>>165952843
yeah you sure got me with that terrible bait

>>165952843
Are you the Mariefag from /tf2g/?

>>165952843
Teach me, master

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>people still fail to follow the most basic rurus of the internet
how are you all this fucking stupid

Does Trigger Happy affect akimbos? I can't find an answer on the Long Guide or anywhere else. PD2Weapons doesn't seem to reflect a damage boost for it.

>>165953091
We're all still playing this toxic waste of a game. What did you expect?

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>>165952901
>>165952916
>>165952950
>>165952958
>>165952979
>>165953029

>CTRL+F (You)
>28 results

I'm gonna fucking cum

>>165953091
What did he mean by this?

answer my question dummy

>>165953091
There is nothing better to do here, we are only waiting for fucking codes

>>165953312
ah frick

>>165953332
DON'T FEED THE FUCKING TROLLS

>>165953170
It should considering the "pistol skills affect akimbos" update from way way back.
All the other pistol skills work with them still.

>>165953312

>>165953312

>>165949472
literally who

>He doesn't have the preplanning music set to let's go shopping

>>165954781
>He doesn't have the shopping music set to preparations

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>>165954781
>he didn't mod the preplanning music to be Frantic Aerobics
baka

>>165955079
>he doesn't have untitled as his menu music

>>165954781
>>165954949
>>165955079
>He doesn't music

>>165955756
>He

>>165955813
>Has

>>165955946
>Does

>>165955813
>>165955946
>

>>165955995

>>

>>165955946
>No

>>165956718
>Style

>>165956827
>He

>>165957135
>This isnt related to PD2 and Lanky is a shit meme

>Grow up

>>165957406
>being this much of a killjoy
Who the fuck shit in your cheerios jesus christ

chains is in a pickle

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WE NEED YOU BUDDY, GET IT UP!

>>165960296
wtf I'm gay now

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>>165960579
reminder that some roastie whores who went to a movie opening got SIGNED POSTERS OF ERIC

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>>165952843
And he's posting with worst sister, come on now

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>>165961313
I dont even play Splatoon and I recognize Callie as best sister

What is the best heist and why is it Undercover

>>165961730
not hotline miami

>>165962116
yeah you're right, it isn't hotline miami

>>165952958
sauce?

>>165961730
Didn't she lose best sister contest though

>>165962116
Correct

>>165964009
People are mixing up.
Callie is the purple one, she is not present in the Splatoon 2 trailer.
Marie is the green one, she won the best sister (actually cousin) contest.

>>165964325
Splatoon heist when

Is threat the most useless stat?

perk deck that uses threat when?

>>165964945
I dont even know what threat signifies
If I attach a silencer to a gun while having silencer skills thus making it more deadly, threat gets reduced down to 2 or 3

>>165964632
>"gang, we got a lead on a valuable container of the squid sister's ink. It sells extremely well, but Gensec was hired to protect it, we need to get our hands on that sac. When you have it, bile will pick you up. Stay fresh, gang."

>>165964945
Muscle, but for all i know those threat stats could always have been bugged but nobody really knows how they work so they can't properly if it's shit or not.
All i know is some stuff about cops jumping out of theri way to dodge and possibly some cop accuracy debuff or attention

>>165965120

I think threat is the likelyhood of you getting targeted by police.

So loud big guns = draw more attention from cops.

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>>165965183
>"The contractor has sent us an octoling, she should prove to be a usefull addition to the crew."

>>165964945
>Trick shooter
>1st: Bullets can ricochet off cops when they hit, going in the nearest enemy's direction.Chance is equal in terms of % to threat.
>2nd:Hitbox multipliers above 1 carry over between shots and are cumulative.
>3rd: Max threat raised to 50. Removed threat penalty on silencers
>4th:Bullets get extra damage everytime they ricochet equal to your threat %.

>>165965942
Does it come with built-in gun tricks

>>165966146
on equip, reworked animations for pistols, snipers and shotguns :^)

>>165965942
Perk Decks are almost exclusively used as a form of defense, the only perk decks that adds to offense is Hitman, which adds ammo and stability for akimbo, and Gambler, which gives extra ammo to self and allies on pickup.

Also, what of sniper rifles, the ones that pierce?

>>165966432
they keep the piercingness, but on every hit, the ricochet percentage applies

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>>165965183
>Stay fresh, gang

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>arbiter still can't equip fire rounds

>>165965120
Threat is how good a gun is at suppression
The higher the threat the more likely a cop will stop shooting to move or get into cover

How do I use crook

>>165977059
You crook it

>>165977059
with deckstravaganza ;)

>>165977059
you invite the bulldozer over

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>pubs scan random barcodes on HM day 1

>>165981550
>When the fucking pubs WHERE IS THE FUCKING UPDATE

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>>165879606
>>165893631
Ok so I fixed your fix you fucking reeee.

>>165985470
>Mayhem
>EVER

>>165985715
well I mean I stay the fuck away form it but I have to play it once to level up after infamying.

>>165977059
>>165978327
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/22003369/Deckstravaganza_v6.2.zip

>>165981550
>tfw it took me 3 goddamn runs of HM to notice the board
I feel so bad

>>165986157
Most of the time, it takes a couple runs to learn even the essence of a heist when in pubs.
It is very likely that at least 1 person knows what their doing and is unaware of the potential ignorance of the other 3.
How many times did it take you to notice the clipboards and piece together the hints in Big Oil Day 2?
So don't feel bad.
Rocket a shitter today.

>>165987381
>How many times did it take you to notice the clipboards and piece together the hints in Big Oil Day 2?
wait what

Listen up.

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>>165931079
>that infamous three host who kicked me because he felt threatened of someone having c4 and a saw at the same time,
>everyone that kill Beard on HM day 2,
>Pocautists,

and the list continues

>>165990659
>using a light assault rifle
>without surefire ace, lock 'n' load ace, bod expertise ace, and aggressive reload basic

>>165991060
>body expertise aced
?

They have heads, you know.

>>165991182
CENTER MASS
CENTER MASS FOR FUCK'S SAKE

>>165991232
You spray them here, you spray them there, you spray them every-fucking-where

>>165991232
WHO ARE THESE GUYS, EX-MILITARY

>>165991232
>>165991691
I know what this game is missing! A goat fuck so colossal you need a car to get around it.

>>165992291
Does "Goat" include qt satyr girlies?

>>165991232
But seriously.
Body Expertise Ace and Surefire Ace effectively increases the head by 6 times for automatics only.
And, yes, it won't benefit from Bullseye or Helmet Popping, but hey, if a stray bullet does recoil to the head, then more power to it.

>>165991691
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD CONTACT

>>165992556
Why not just run fully loaded for ammo efficiency? You don't lose potential DPS at close range, you have extra ammo to make up for your higher shots/kill when they're further out, and you get extra grenades as a freebie.

but really, there's not much point to killing them while they're further out. Kill the ones that get closer, and 9/10 times you can ignore the ones that don't.

>>165993109
THE AO IS A COLOSSAL GOATFUCK

>>165993463
Who are these guys? Sex military?

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>nobody replied to me when I slept
>didn't even get a warning
Okay...

Would a 20 concealment rocket launcher with half the damage of the M202 and the ammo of the RPG-7 be balanced?

>>165996076
what is your timezone?

>>165996163
*Same damage of the M202, Half the damage of the RPG-7
I hate typing.

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>>165996191
UTC + 2

>>165996487
>UTC + 2
why do you shitpost at 8am?
are you ok?

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>>165996626
I'm at college, no I'm not okay.

Dead

>>165944575
Criminal Intent you fucking retard not Criminal Ambitions

>>166000240
woah, flames of love not criminal ambitions

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PAYDAY 2: Gage Weapon Pack #02: I04QX-J7NNB-ZC9RL
PAYDAY 2: Gage Weapon Pack #02: GVR3D-5EB9Y-AEJHQ
PAYDAY 2: Gage Weapon Pack #02: HQTY0-G50PC-XFIJ6
PAYDAY 2: Gage Weapon Pack #02: IMWGR-3NMT2-XJYW4
PAYDAY 2: Gage Weapon Pack #02: 5V73W-LZANX-HZQE9

Codes, also lol that bait.

>>166004558
HUMBLE BUNDLE 5 PLS or jack

>>166000240
Shut the FUCK up, there is no song called 'Criminal Intent' available to choose as menu music. Only one that has a very similar name is 'Criminal Ambitions' which is retarded nigger rap or hip hop whatever that piece of shit """music""" genre is called.

i put sode

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>>166005515
>He didn't buy the PAYDAY: The Heist Soundtrack

https://youtu.be/r2lv4hDGvyc

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>>165923447
>>165924897
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Doctor Fantastic (doctor_fantastic)
- The Butcher Needs You! (butcher_4_jobs)

And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- Cop Vs Cop (daily_discord)
Brought to you by Dragan.

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

>he doesnt rate break the rules

>>166004558
pls gib spec ops

GET THE FUCK UP

muh bus stop

okay /e/,
give me a one down weapon that:
>is not a pistol
>is not a bow
>kills most units in 1 headshot or less (with frenzy and perk deck of your choice)
>has at least 1:1 ammo pick up rate
concealment meme doesn't matter

>>166019323
Little Friend

>>166019323
Patchett L2A1

PAYDAY 2: Humble Mask Pack #5: CTMJQ-H8JEE-C9LM6

>>166019757
I hope that bot that snatched it has fun with those masks....

dmr ak/car4

>>166019757

I didnt get it so a bot must have taken it.

>>166019323
any grenade launcher

>>165953312
sauce?

300 damage snipers

Mega clover codes when?

>>166028891
Almost every day

>>166026449
>not 300 ammo submachine guns
It's like you don't enjoy shooting things

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>>166004558
>Tfw I can't use computer today and will miss this

>>166028891
>tow you like the neon lined paycheck masks a million times more than the shitty mega masks, but they're gonna keep making LE megas while ignoring the superior aesthetics of paycheck.

>>166031067
Well, there were only the Chains and Dallas ones on the neon mask site.

Think there was also a Wolf mask there, but if they were to add that, people would be begging for a Hoxton mask as well; That would require actually taking thought into making a new mask.

WHERE IS MY SAFE IT IS ONE DAY OVERDUE

I'VE GOT NO AMMO LEFT.
MEDIC BAG, SOMEBODY.

>>166036291
AHHHHH! I NEEEEED A MEDIC BAG

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>>166019323
M308

>>166041605
first day is easiest.

>>166041605

What are you a pussy?

Firestarter Day 1 is one of the only times a stealth sniper rifle user is worth it.

My desert fox setup has me at 4 detection rating

>>166041605
>>166043365
>>166043443
Can day 1 be stealthed?

>>166043668
Yes, but no fucking reason to do so other being a crazy man

>>166043902

well, or you're using it to get tthe ghost trophy for stealthing it all the way through.

Or, you're doing it on One Down for the achievement and don't want to use meme joker builds and hiding to do it. One Down loud just isn't fun.

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Would it be a safe bet to assume there's probably as many Bonnie players as there are fingers on your hands?

>>166049404
There's at least one other person in this general who plays her
that makes two

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>>166049404

>>166004558
Second code! Thanks comrade

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>>165933015
>host a cook-off game,
>makes hundreds of meth bags spawning,
>use another code to instantly win the heist

expect nice reactions from non-infamous peoples

>>166050263
lol

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>>166049404
>not playing bonnie
then who do you play?
are you a sydney/clover fag? did you fall for the wolf meme?

>>166056961
I fell for the Chains/Houston/Rust/Hoxton meme

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>>166004558
I crave the BBQ pack (or the carrier)

Update fucking when

Even Killing Floor 2 got a damn update

>there are people not using Parkour Ace
Why would you fall for the "walk and reload" meme?

>>166060854
It's mildly frustrating because you can't cancel a reload by sprinting with it, but the sheer convenience of running reloads more than makes up for it.

Also every build should have parkour basic at the very least.

>>166061056
Agreed, but I use melee to cancel reloads.

>>166045576
>well, or you're using it to get tthe ghost trophy for stealthing it all the way through.
Day 1 doesn't give a stealth bonus so it wouldn't count even if you wanted it to.

Only thing that matters is the last day getting a stealth bonus and since you can swap builds at will, there is zero fucking reason short of being a shitter.

>>166056961
I fell for the Jacket/Dragan meme.

I don't like stealth. Accin' dum is what I do

>>166061339

or, doing it on one down for the achievement and not wanting to do meme builds that are required to do one down loud heists..

>>166064197
If you don't want to do loud One Downs, nobody is forcing you.

>>166066629

I did firestar one down entirely in stealth.

>>166061056
It's ironic that you bitch about meme builds for OD when Firestarter Day 1 "stealth" requires a meme build too.

Actually meant to quote >>166045576 not >>166045576

I suck at quoting.
Not

>>166070945

No it doesn't. It just requires normal stealth builds and everyone in the crew bringing body bags basically.