/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

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Put in my request for GTAG PC, SC: jtmgamer

Kinda new to GTA:O and trying to get some clothes for my character
Should I visit all stores to find all possible options or are there overlaps/one store that has everything?

>>165328070
All clothing stores share the same clothes

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altruist cult dlc when?

>>165328110
Really? That a surprise to me. I was sure the high end store had all the good suits and the convenience store had all the sports and rapper clothing.
Maybe it was another game.

>>165328269
Single player makes them separated but Online makes them share all the clothes

>>165328296
Cool, thanks. I'm assuming the same applies for barber shops which is a bummer considering the one I visited didn't have anything I liked.

>>165328340
If you're not a fan of how your character's face/hair looks, get a mask

so how did people get the 200k free money? I was away ever since the biker update and I came back around jan. 6 or 7 but I didn't get the cash.

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>tfw letting the drama ruin your night

>>165329017
>there are actually people who care about and participate in edrama
wew fucking lad kill yourself

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>>165329017
>caring about drama
>not removing everyone in the discord, and cutting the degrassi level shit out of your life.

>>165329017
what is happening in this gif?

>>165329223
Press F to pay respects you savage

>>165329223
that's how sex looks like

>try to a heist with randoms on xbone
>worst combination ever
>this happens
https://youtu.be/ieSzLPBla4k

I literally just hit my head on a car and I got knocked the fuck out

Of course the one guy that kept screwing up left after I died from this

>>165329017
What drama?

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>>165329394
BLACKED

>>165329269
>>165329281
? it looks like she's just looking up the ceiling and then the gif turns to black.

>>165329394
Well, as someone who has completed that setup several times, your biggest mistake is not using the armored kuruma. I know it's expensive but its so worth the 600k to get it.

Personally, I think the armored kuruma might be one of the best vehicles in the game. I know its not as fast as the more popular super cars and bikes, but it make up for it by being bulletproof- which in my opinion is way better for that setup, even on hard difficulty it does very well.

>>165330042
She dead yo

>>165329394
>current year
>doing heists
why would you hurt yourself like that? the days of heist-made players is far gone. it's all about the CEO/MC dichotomy now

>>165330138
huh. how'd she die? you got a link to the story or something I can search on google?

>>165330419
She committed sudoku with some pills iirc, hence the slow movement and the camera phone falling out of position and the lens getting covered.

I don't have the story handy, and I can't recall her name. Very sad though.

>>165330085
Trust me I would've, I selected it as my car to use but it gave me some shitty old car I have which didn't even spawn and I had to order it>>165330241

I'm getting tired of the constant grind of ceo stuff, my MC busniesses only work on my second charactar for some reason.

Kill-on-sight list (updated):

>Everyone
>Everything
>"KOS creator"

Feel free to make suggestions. For the sake of accuracy, "KOS creator" is permanently added to the list.

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>>165330614
now I'm sad

>>165330949
I'm rusing you, I've never seen that gif before
Although I was making an educated guess

>>165331090

Kill-on-sight list (updated):

>Everyone
>Everything
>"KOS creator"

Feel free to make suggestions. For the sake of accuracy, "KOS creator" is permanently added to the list.

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>>165331090

We already had an acceptable and accurate K-O-S list, your is just going to be ignored.

>>165331563
Kill-on-sight list (updated):

>French/Brazilian/Russian/Chinese players
>Gang/Stoner/Military/Mafia/MC/Reddit crew players
>Beggars
>Squeakers
>Anyone who leaves their microphone on without speaking (produces static)
>Anyone wearing all-black operator gear and/or driving an all-black car
>Anyone wearing a Rebreather
>Anyone wearing a Doom mask (specifically black)
>Anyone wearing a Pogo/Skeletal mask (unironically)
>Anyone wearing a police uniform (unironically)
>Anyone resembling an urban hood/stoner
>Anyone wearing a fedora/pork-pie/top-hat
>Anyone bearing a face tattoo
>Anyone wearing contacts (red, black, white, etc.)
>Anyone driving an obscenely-colored car that does not fit any notable references
>Anyone driving a gold-plated/chrome-plated vehicle
>Anyone driving a Penetrator/Itali GTB/Futo/Blista Compact (those not officially approved by GTAG)
>Anyone driving an RE-7B/X80/Zentorno (outside of races only)
>Anyone driving a Kuruma (armoured)
>Anyone driving a Ruiner 2000
>Anyone driving an Insurgent Pickup (2+ players only)
>Anyone driving a Turreted Limo (2+ players only)
>Anyone operating a Valkyrie (2+ players only)
>Anyone operating a Savage (low-flying only)
>Anyone operating a Hydra/Lazer (approach with caution once airborne)
>Anyone who uses pink/gold weapon skins
>Anyone who uses 'luxury' weapon skins (Regular Sniper Rifle, Advanced Rifle, SNS Pistol, and Pistol .50 exempt)
>Any non-friend and/or non-member with a red blip
>Any player associated with belligerent Organizations and/or Motorcycle Clubs
>Any player heading toward you in reverse
>Any group of players heading toward you in a convoy
>All players with marijuana-related names
>Anyone with a minimum of four X's in their name
>Anyone performing TT (heavily-populated public lobbies only)
>Players citing the Kill-on-Sight list in-game

Feel free to make suggestions. For the sake of accuracy, "KOS creator" is omitted from the list.

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>>165331078

>>165331563
>>165331664
why are you trying to kill the only OC in this thread? can't you just get over the fact that you're probably somewhere on this list, instead of killing it entirely with your lazy satire?

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>>165332269

I miss my modded account so much, I want to have a new account so I can have a fresh simple start, get a nice collection of cars, etc. Sucks I have to make an entire new Xbox live account just to get a new modded one.

>>165332269
So uh, do you have any more of these?

Best location for motorcycle club base?

>>165318434
they also upp'd their autobans up, making nearly any reason something to make it it trip one way or another
and if it does, they don't give a flying fuck if you're innocent with actual proof or a cheater
they give you copy/pasted ticket replies and even over the phone they tell you the same shit, if you ask for a supervisor they will hang up, and they actually lied about account restrictions
oh, but notihng can go wrong, r* is good at doing their job
until you get fucked and you can't do anything about it sending 3 years worth of your grinding through shit because "we can't do anything about it"

>>165333075
closest to your office unless you really like paleto bay's situation

>>165333075
Ur mum

>>165333131
Whining won't solve it.
Best bet is to try and get a massive collective tantrum about it going.

>>165333353
Hello,

Thank for your recent contact to Rockstar Support regarding reporting a cheater or a ban appeal.

For Ban appeals-- GTA Online bans are triggered by a number of factors, including modding in GTA Online, exploiting or abusing game mechanics, manipulating protected game data and code, or otherwise interfering with other players’ gameplay experience.

All GTA Online suspension and banning decisions are final and may not be appealed. For more information on the GTA Online Suspension and Ban Policy please see https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/articles/229514247.

For Cheater reports--thank you for reporting abusive members. Rest assured we are looking into the info you provided and will reach out to you if we have any further questions.

If you are contacting us because you are worried that you may get banned -- If you have not engaged in any cheating, you do not need to worry about getting suspended or banned. However, we may remove the illegitimately gained funds during one of our sweeps.

This ticket will now close--as mentioned above, we will contact you directly if more info is needed.

Best Regards,

Rockstar Support

this is the message you will get if you mention anything, anything at all, you can even just say "i got online and 10 mins later i cant play", "technical" support is really lacking these days and apparently they cannot help you, you have a better chance of getting 500M deposited into your accounts than anyone actually doing anything
ive played for two whole hours and gotten suspension for quite literally "no reason", and im starting to believe all of those nonsense posts on steam store comments page
most of the comments saying "no reason" is around the december 24th to january 12th

>>165332683
only one from artist anon sorry

>>165333662
fuckin sucks for you bro
maybe in your next life (or next paycheck)

>>165333662
Yeah that's fucking retarded but what I mean is that individual complaining won't get anywhere and all the negative reviews on steam ain't managing it either.

Basically, the dummy needs to be thrown out of the pram HARD or Rockstar will never give a fuck.

>>165333970
>get banned
>get another account
>account gets banned 2 days later
>never had menus or anything
fucking sucks, and i want it to happen to more people honestly, especially those that put a shitton of hours into their accounts since apparently "we can't do anything"

>>165334039
>top selling video game
>giving two hecks about anything
they know gaymers are a bunch of faggots who cant get shit done

>>165333905
sheeit, alright.

>>165334091
What's stopping YOU from trying to get the ball rolling?

>>16533433
having a job where I'm being busy to do anything
also raised by a mother to be a useless brat

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All I want is a good crew on Xbox one to do heists with

>tfw i will never go forward with my dream of being a Youtuber

I could be a good youtuber i swear

>>165334919
what the fuck were you doing on facebook

>>165335036
I just found the pic, I don't use any social media unless 4chan counts

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>>165334919
>Xbox one

>>165334919
well he's not wrong. The vehicle physics and car detail in watchdogs is trash. I haven't played it or seen any gameplay of it. I know nothing about watchdogs 2. I just know its made by ubisoft.

>>165334091
I honestly think you're just lying. Getting banned twice means youre doing something horrifyingly wrong.

>>165336107
>well he's not wrong
You're joking, right?

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qq?

>>165336196
I keep seeing these pics being posted. As a non-weeb, what is this from and where do I get them?

>>165336184
If you take a marketing class (don't ever), one of the things you'll learn is that consumers can usually recognize quality products, but often times cant describe WHY they like one product or service over another.

The kid came to the correct conclusion, he just couldnt come up with a good example.

>>165336404
A Chinese girl draws them, the girl in the pics is a Touhou and the artist simply writes something in Chinese and translates it in broken English.

Ask /jp/

https://twitter.com/itdoesnteggs

>>165333662
this makes me nervous, not only because you can supposedly get banned for no reason, but because every fucking lobby I connect to has a modder with people saying "wow thx for spawning money for me"

>>165336461
Accidentally coming to a correct conclusion based off of incorrect assumptions and stupidity doesn't make somebody right, it just makes them a lucky idiot.

>>165336519
Oh neat. Thanks.
For a second I thought you might have been a spessman who was shitposting with these in /ss13g/ roughly a month or so ago

>>165336519
They have a pixiv as well.

>>165336692
yeah its in the twitter account, it's just you need a pixiv to actually see the works dont you
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=4325914

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Do I really have to drive back to my office every time I want to buy another bit of cargo? Is there not a faster way to do this?

>>165336849
Yeah, don't be a poor bitch and own a buzzard.

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>>165336849
>buy a buzzard
>use buzzard to fly to car
>drive car to garage
>call new buzzard
>fly to office
fastest way i know, ma8e

>>165336773
>>165336519
>tfw you will never draw this good

>>165336954
>>165336974
Shame there's no way to just order it on your phone or via the quick menu.

>>165337093
That's retarded and so are you.

>>165337146
>SecuroServ app
>Only thing it's used for is invites

Could've been so much more.

>>165336849
Fly back

>Passengers changing the radio station

>>165337435
>Driver plays nigger music
>jump out

>>165337743
>Still no option to shoot other players in the same car for having shit taste in music

>>165337743
>driver is a nigger
>stop playing with driver and friends for a while

>>165337435
>driver doesn't listen to non-stop pop

>>165327931
Gotcha.

So do people spawn back on the yatch during piracy prevention now? I had to hold 4 people off the entire time. I won but still

>>165338182
>now

>>165336563
That's the retard children. The modders always tell them the money is "undetectable", but when I tell them that the modder will get banned and that the players receiving the money can get banned, the modder teleports me, blows up me and my stuff, then crashes my game.

>>165336107
I've played watch dogs 2. Isn't that bad of a game. I was all "b-but ubishit made it" but it actually turned out to be very fun. Sure, the crash deformation isnt fantastic, but simple vehicle mechanics, such as pulling the handbrake to do a burnout, is on watch dogs 2, but not on GTA. Like, my Honda is front wheel drive, but in GTA the handbrake locks the front wheel up (which IRL it doesn't) and doesn't let me do a burnout. In watch dogs, with the VW Golf, you can hold the handbrake, give it gas, and the front wheel spins.

The game is actually quite fun. Really funny to run my friend over by hacking civ cars around him and making them run into him.

>>165337743
nigger music is based

>>165338813
hmm no it's struggling in the ghetto and money and hot women

if you hate any of these you are a fedora tipping atheist who hates his life

Friendly reminder that worthless NEETs ruined this general.

>>165328070
Play Singleplayer first, faggot.

There's a glitch to make 400k with two top range cars, and 800k with 4 cars. You need either 2 or 4 players. Say you have two cars. Get to the delivery point, the ceo delivers their car first. Then wait until the ceo spawns back outside. Then, when the associate delivers the car, they will disappear from the car. When the associate is gone but the car is still there, the ceo needs to quickly get in it. The game thinks you delivered a new car. Do this now while the bonus is on.

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>>165339103
>faggots legitimate believe this
whatever it be, Sgt. EBT

>>165328070
I did and that's where I got the idea that different stores sell different things.

>>165331748
You cunts need to get laid if you're taking a shitty list so seriously, goddamn.

>>165331748
What is "performing a TT"?

>>165339286
Does this actually work?

>>165339507
Don't do it. I tried and my house caught on fire.

>>165339412
where's your OC?

>>165339152
Explain how.

>>165338447
Looks fucking terrible man. Just-cause-3-bad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmJr1OGoxyQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmFERvtHR8U

>>165339502
Some shitty hack for the time trials to teleport instantaneously to the end and immediately replay it over and over.

PSA

Hello everyone!

As the title says a banwave is going on again (11th January), Rockstar are checking the stats again and probably also checking if some threads are injected into the game (like ScriptHook's detection).

My recommendation to you, is to stop using any money functions (due Rockstars's stats checking) and avoid getting reported!

To prevent a ban also delete the menu completely and start using it again when I will update this thread saying the wave is over.

I'm not sure about any external cheats but stay updated to the author's words in-case the hack will be detected.

>>165340954
Holy shit, makes you appreciate GTA driving so much more. At least they're trying.

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>Nero is shit
>Tempesta is shit
>Itali is shit
Will R* ever make a better supercar than the REEE and X80?

>tfw the two best cars are a lumpy shoebox and a batmobile with downs

>>165337435
>change it back
>we go back and forth for a while
>turn it off and we drive in silence

>>165341725
Only shitters use supers outside races so it's only natural the best supers would also look like shit.

t. vanfag

>>165342062
>using anything other than supers ever for any reason
Are you some kind of pleb or something?

>>165341725

I regularly beat X80's in my Nero Custom. Not sure what you're on about.

RE7B still the undisputed king of Supers, tho.

>>165342220
Those are really shitty drivers. X80 is objectively superior to the Nero.

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>>165342262

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MY FRIENDS ARE LAUGHING AND HAVING A FUN TIME ONLINE

FUCKING HELP AAAAAAAA

>>165342496
RIP

>>165341481
am I safe if I got money drops from a modder? Will I get banned or just a money reset?

>>165342114
People who use supers for anything ever are plebs.

>>165339672
What OC?

>>165342640
t. poorfag

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what the FUCK

>>165342619
If you search them out you'll be perma'd. If they just drop it on you you'll be fine.

>>165341725
Nero isn't shit, though.

Anyhow, I'm more of a Sports/Muscle guy anyway, so it doesn't matter much to me.

>>165342773
This is 4chan. Anything that's not the absolute top is shit.

Here's a story about rando's
>Get on to a session
>me, 2 CEO's and each has a friend with them
>going to do VIP work, put in chat asking for gentlemen's agreement not to fuck with each other
>one of them says sure
>Two of my friends join for us to do VIP with
>other CEO and associate are in a shitty import/export vehicle and ran over one of my friends
>says in chat "ok we're done now"
>other friend doesn't see that and blows them up
>he apologizes, says he didn't see the chat
>do crate mission
>they are so butthurt they follow us on the mission and kill me and the friend that go ran over, and then destroyed the crates
>I tell him to fuck off, and he replies that because my friend blew them up he was getting back at us
>I told him that he was looking for excuses and he didn't even kill that guy
>he and his friend spends the next 30 minutes spawnkilling that friend while me and the other guy do VIP work since he's distracted
We didn't even kill him back or anything, we just drove away from him and he taunted us in the chat for running. The funniest thing is that it was late last night so he had to go to bed for high school and he told us he "had to work", then "have a good night". There's the option that he had a night job but no one with this mentality has probably ever had a job

>>165343138
Got one too

>public lobby last night
>guy spams in chat that no one is safe to do CEO work in HIS lobby
>kill him twice with a buzzard just for shits and giggles
>as I'm making my way back to the office he blows up my buzzard
>spams the chat about being a god at this game
>proceeds to use a minigun/heavy sniper during every engagement for the next 5 minutes

I mean, if you're going to talk shit, it'd look better if you didn't use the 2 most ezmode guns in the game.

>>165343138
>go into session
>someone says they want a gentlemens agreement
>I say sure
>wait until they try to sell cars
>blow them up

This was on christmas as well, really made my night

>>165344014
Hey that's great buddy. Just super.

Jester or Massacro?

there's very few people online recently unless I've been unfriended by half the crew.

>>165345605
Are you a good driver? Massacro.
Are you not a good driver? Jester.
Truth be told they are really stinkin' close in performance so what you really need to do is test drive them both. If they are still a toss up go for the best engine sound (Massacro).

>>165345672
Banwave happened around Christmas if you didn't know.

More than half of our resident pub stars were banned.

>>165345828
Are you a terrible driver? Elegy

>>165345885
Porn stars?

>>165331748
Kill-on-sight list (updated):

>Anyone who uses the microphone
>Anyone who uses text chat
>Anyone driving a car
>Anyone owning a car
>Anyone driving a bike
>Anyone driving a bicycle
>Anyone flying an airplane
>Anyone flying a helicopter
>Anyone using weapons
>Anyone wearing a mask
>Anyone wearing a hat
>Kill-on-sight list creators

>>165346006
Tbqhwy I find the Jester racecar is way easier to drive than the elegy

I feel so dead. Now that I have enough cash to buy anything I want I don't even know what to do. I boot the game up and wonder why I still try.
The grind in this game is so soul draining.

>>165346191
He's trolling. Everyone knows the Elegy is top of class but only if you're not shit at driving.

>>165346191
Sharper corners are hard with the Jester. The steering is so stiff

>>165346353
okay

>>165346353
I sold a large crate warehouse only to buy another crate warehouse.

>>165346353
Do stupid shit with friends in free roam. Ever wondered if you could use the ramp car to launch cars into a dump truck? Try it. The reason why you get money is to be able to have any kind of fun you want

>>165346353
If you've got enough money to feel comfortable, do non-moneymaking things for fun.

Hunt bounties. Hunt shitters that are bullying noobs. Explore the map, look for shortcuts. Buy an off road vehicle and try to ascend every hill in sight. Take low-level randos for a ride in your nicest car.

It's easy to get soaked up in the grind and forget at the core you're playing a GTA game. Play it like you used to play GTA:SA.

Find a Faggio and blast civilians with the saw-off shotguns and run from the cops as long as possible.

A recent favorite of mine: get on the west highway going north. Run alongside a dumptruck and pop their tires then repeatedly try to run them off of the road until they crash. It's hilarious.

>>165346353
stunt race hotlapping?
Feels amazing to find the fastest line and being 2-5 seconds ahead of the rest

are there any cars that are missile proof? I was trying to kill some lvl300 ingame because he was being cocky but my homing missiles did nothing to his car

>>165347127
armored shafter v12 can take one missile. it explodes at a second explosive used on it.

>>165347127
>Using explosives
Maybe you should get good, scrub.

>>165347127
Your mom ain't missile proof, govnah. Me missile went right through her minge! TOO LANKY! TIP TOP!
(They were probably God modin' tbfwy)

would it take too long to 'go psycho' only by killing npc's?

>>165347127
Insurgent can take 3 missiles AFAIK

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>>165346353
Welcome to end game of GTA.

First of all, you better have 130+ cars. Prune them and replace any cars/bikes you dont like even slightly and replace them with something better. Customize them obsessively until they are perfect. If you dont like car collecting, you DESERVE rape and to be depressed. This is a car collecting game.

Do you have every pegasus chopper you can launch from the office? Make sure you have a maverick and a frogger. You never know when you might need them.

If you dont need to grind, that doesnt mean you can still have fun with crates. Go buy a 2k crate, and use it as BAIT for shitters. Drive into the train tunnels, and when they chase you, make sure to leave some proximity mines so they respawn on the surface. Look for lobbies with jets and insurgents. Make them chase you and taunt them.

The creator is the only (non-mod) thing to do thats going to feel fresh and interesting at this point. It is not a social thing because the community for this game is shitty, but that doesn't mean you have to be shit. Make cool stunts and templates to make your dreams come true, or try out shit other people make.

If you havent driven a karin intruder at 180 mph, then you have not even begun.

You can run stunt races with just friends, right? Was thinking about trying them out, but figured it'd be nice to just have some fun with them before trying to actually be competitive.

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>Doing trailer-centric missions with the Wedge

I'll get my money out of this vehicle even if I have to """exploit""" to do it.

>>165347559
you mean, doing haulage and plowed over and over until it pays itself?

>>165347665
No I mean old and busted contact missions. No Smoking, Satellite Communication; those missions.

>>165347365
Have fun with trying to do that before it resets.

>>165347457
Of course. Just host one and invite your friends.

1 more week and all the tt shitters will be unb& and our game will live again

>>165348750
Moony come back! You can blame it all on TT!

>>165348750
Oh boy, a bunch of attention whoring shitters, just what this game needs more of.

oh annie, haha!

>>165348750
a few already came back from an earlier ban wave, begging to be associates so they can buy there first shitty garage. bwahahaha, suckers.

I'm stuck on an endless loading screen when I tried to sell vehicles. What do I do?

>>165350136
say bye to your vehicles and restart the game.

>>165342669
>t. poorfag
Not him, but I don't use supers because every one of them looks like shit. When I drive a car, I want to drive a car, not some sci-fi spaceship. Only supers I like are the 80s Lamborghinis and Ferraris, I doubt R* will ever make anything like them though.

>>165342669
>t. poorfag

this is offtopic but i really don't know what the 't.' means to this day :(

>>165350136
It's a known bug that often means you lose your cars.

how is the Bestia GTS?

>>165351492
More like Worstia... j/k I have no idea.

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>>165351439
Fuck.

>>165351256
I agree with you to some extent. A bunch of the supercars look like frogs to me, especially the FMJ.

However, I do like the Lambos and a few others.

>>165351331
It's short for "signed"

So like if I said "I OWN EVERYTHING IN THIS GAME AND HAVE $999999999 IN THE BANK"

You response would be "t. richfag"

>>165351492
Like Dr. Phil, kinda ugly but also kinda handsome...

>>165351331
It's a Finnish meme that essentially translates to "Regards".

I'm saving to buy a vehicle warehouse. Is there a downside to just buying the cheapest one?

>>165351760
You'll share it with all the other poor shitters in the lobby. Highest chance of getting your vehicle stolen since it's the most common one.

>>165351760
everyone has it and the vagos will constantly agro

>>165351818
>>165351821

How about the second cheapest? By the docks or airport somewhere?

>>165351937
it's a far drive for sales but it's a close spawn for a hydra if you are a massive shitter.

Does anyone else have a mid-size safehouse?

>>165352147
>mid-size safehouse?

>safehouse

dont you mean warehouse?

>>165351760
The cheapest one is the best one

>>165352203
No, I mean safehouse.

>>165351818
Seems to be fairly popular with a lot of gtag though

hydra mod shop when

>>165352249
i dont think anybody buys safehouses anymore.

offices are more handy.

>>165352345
Your suicide when?

What are some good looking cars that handle well? I don't care about speed. I just want a comfy ride in a nice car.

>>165352006
Hydra is the best vehicle in the game though

>>165351760
its fine. I have something like 98% steal/deliver success rate and I do everything in massive public lobbies. The more expensive ones, for whatever fraction of 1% advantage they might have, will never, ever justify the massive pricetag. If you want to be a special snowflake, you can get the one that is less convenient to get to in el burro heights, its only 100k extra and is always less populated- but it is worse- the cheapest one is right off a major highway and has a nice location overall with lots of cover.

The more expensive ones are for status really and to be a tiny bit closer to the office.

>>165351821
The vagos can be avoided by just taking the back alley road, and if anything they add flavor to the location. I've had a lot of fun with them, especially with shitters and noob associates getting killed by them.

>>165352345
aircraft mod shop when dang it

i need my yellow and black buzzard

>>165352249
I still have my first safehouse I purchased which was a medium tier one with a 6 car garage.

>>165352394
i'm a shitter with style

>>165352345
next update. We'll be able to put massive spoilers and spinning rims on our hydra and take it to benny's.

Im gonna paint mine hot pink and put a big ass splitter on the front of it.

>>165352395
ZION
BESTIA
PENUMBRA
KHAMELION
STANIER

>T20
>RE
>X80
>811
Which should I buy as my all-rounder if I also do a bit of racing on the side?

is the GTB good?

>>165353325
T20 if you have taste.

REEEEE if you don't mind being in an ugly shoebox.

X80 if you're an autistic 12 year old.

811 if you're a moron and hate nice handling.

>>165353571
>McLaren P1
>good taste
Mah nigguh!

>>165329394
Agent-chan clearly said don't rush this, it's your fault.

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I just bought the Ruiner 2000.
R8 my Knight Rider outfit.

>>165353325
Nero Custom of course!

>>165353738
You're a faggot for buying such a shitty car.

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>>165353880
Rude

>>165353880
Kit is best carfu.

>>165353794
No, bugatti an ugly shit.

>>165341725
>Tempesta is shit
Then how have I been dusting fools all week in stunt races fgt?

>>165354094
>fools
You answered yourself.

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Hey fellow menu cucks, is there a way to cycle through t-shirt or clothing graphics and have them on other clothes they're not intended to be on?

Like for example, I can wear a Rockstar dev t-shirt (the one with the big R* logo) and use a menu to change torso clothing. The logo will still be there and glitch onto other clothes, like suit jackets and vests. But I can't find the option to cycle through these logo graphics. Does it exist?

Is it worth it to buy the mc businesses to have as collectibles? Are all the supply missions generic or biz type specific? Not even looking to make a profit out of them, just like to have optional missions in the rest off the map without loading screens.

>>165341795
Like you're married

Is the racecar version of the Massacro better than the street version? I know the racecar Jester is better than the street version

>>165354662
Yes but only marginally.

>>165354894
or, you know, hold whatever key opens up the character selection thing and don't confirm your choice

>>165354894
>>165355212
Or just don't suck.

>>165353738
>wha wha wah wha staying alive
Get a haircut m8

>>165354894
>shitaro_meets_any_bump.webm

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>>165355531
pretty much

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>>165355468

>>165355796
>Wrong hair color and jacket style
>long hair equals feathered hair
>denim shirt

Your cosplay is bad, accept it.

>>165354778
Is it worth upgrading on no?

>>165355796
Exactly, get a haircut

>>165355970
Blame GTA

>>165355995
It's decent enough, if you like it and can drive it's worth it.

>>165355796
>I tore down the berlin wall
I'll take it desu

>>165356065
>blame GTA
>there is a jacket that is just like that one
>their is a haircut that is just like that one
>there is that color
>there is that shirt to wear with the jacket

You're a faggot.

>>165355995
Do you want to race with it?

Lumpyshoeboxchan is my carfu!

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>>165353432

>>165353432
>extreme daddy issues
Women pls go.

>>165356563
Yeah. I watched a video and it looked pretty much the same as the stock on a straight. I'm not sure if it's much better in turns. The Jester racecar was actually faster than the stock on a straight

>>165356970
Always get every performance upgrade for a car you race with.

>>165356927
EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME

i wanna make some short funny gta videos for the youtube

is the replay editor good for that and if not what else is there

>>165357851
windows has a built in recording function that is really good.

>>165357780
Fuck off and go masturbate to your dad.

>>165357968
what is that

>>165358039
can't remember, maybe WinKey + R

try it

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>>165356668
>when someone posts a webm of you on /vg/

>>165357968
>>165357851
I forgot it's only on Win10

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>>165356668
BROTHEERRR!!!
https://youtu.be/ZexszOH0py4

Will it mess up my office with piles of cash, If i do vehicle warehouse missions

>>165359498
nope, only crates

>>165359498
I have 10mil in export dosh according to the UI and my office is fine.

Post custom radio music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbEG7P6RuJU

>>165331748
but i like pink weapons !

>>165361725
fuck off annie

>>165360680
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8zo3ko_9YA

>>165360680
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv13gl0a-FA

now guess my car

>>165361965
Fetus

>>165361965
faggotmobile

>>165360680
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tedQNt9OZDU

>>165361965
Feltzer

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>>165360680
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdaMPZtLd_c

>>165361965
DO YOU LIKE? MY CAR

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>>165360680
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uhy_e5wIX44

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>>165362650
>>165363319

>can only play 5 to 10 minutes without everyone dcing although I'm the one who dc's
>tried lots of fixes but nothing works
Your my last hope bros, what can I do to fix this?

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>>165363319
>Running in the 90s
>Vaporwave

>>165363620
Are you playing on a wireless connection?

>>165363801
No

>>165360680
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEQkIEkxm7k
Most of my playlist is from the 60s through the early 80s.

>>165364404
Reinstall maybe? I dunno man, searching the internet for solutions turns up nothing other than some port forwarding you can try. Godspeed.

>>165364404
>>165365606

Serious question.. do you guys who get the random disconnects have the Steam version of the game?

I run with a group of 2 other guys pretty often. Me and 1 amigo both have the SC version of the game and never get DC'd. The guy with the Steam version gets kicked out of the lobby all of the time.

>>165365879
tell him he's stupid

>tfw no gta boyfriend

>>165365879
I personally have it through Steam and I do, very occasionally, get the everyone left meme. I would venture to guess it's once every 12ish hours of playing. I forget who I was playing with, but we were in the middle of a sale or something in freeroam and we both got the meme together. As in, everyone "left" except us.

that moment when you get the everybody left meme and it delays with everyone in the server standing still and in their vehicles.

it creeps me out

>>165366218
Hmm, that's probably too random of an occurrence to attribute it to any particular version of the game.

It could quite possibly just be R* shitty "netcode". I've gotten more failed to save messages in the past month than I've gotten in the entire time I've played this game.

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>>165366013
I'll be your boyfriend. You don't even need to be a girl. Just have a girl character.

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>spend 20 minutes recreating the car
>referencing photos for interior, rims, bumpers, color, etc.
>the car is extremely fast off the mark reacting eagerly to my every input
>this song comes up in the Playlist https://youtu.be/oPHDXYTX954
>DO YOU LIKE MY CAR?!
>I say fuck whichever objective I've had before that and go joyriding
>have tons of fun speeding downtown, throwing it into corners sideways, zooming past battling CEOs
>have the time of my life
try having fun sometime, gtag, you might like it. Without KOS lists and all the stuckup-ness about what other people drive. Embrace the beat.

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>>165360680
One of the best parts of snow is having a Self Radio folder specifically for it.
https://youtu.be/rYKQ_PiUsqY

>>165366560
>have the time of my life
Man, that's some life you've lead up to this point.

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Is it possible to play GTA Online while steam is in offline mode?

>>165366985
Maybe

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>>165366560
I have fun all the time bro.

>>165366667
>have the time of my life
>to have a very good time
Quit being a downer, bruh. You're only hurting yourself with it

>>165366560
D O F
O
F

>>165367061
Apparently it's buggy as shit, so that's why it didn't work the first time I tried. Sasuga R*.

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>>165367114
Cheers, my man. Just that all I see here is
>wrong rims for this car this
>tint ew that
And very little of people enjoying stuff, you know.

>>165340954
Those driving physics reminds me of rc cars. They're too grippy and they accelerate too much.

>>165362650
Is there even an 80s mememobile in this game?

>>165367978
Futo/Blista Compact

>female character
>pale with red hair and freckles
>covered in tattoos
>nerd glasses
>cat face off-the-shoulder top
>black skinny jeans
>black canvas shoes
>drives a pink T20
>actual woman IRL
Is there any more cancer possible?

>>165363319
>vaporwave
>with eurobeat

this is a new kind of heresy

Is it even worth it to invest in a Large Warehouse at this point? I've already got a small wh and an Import/Export garage?

I was thinking of going ahead and snagging one since they're on sale. Are they still worth it?

>>165318434
I've cheated twice, and never got called out on it because my gains were so miniscule.

That, and R* gives no fucks about xboners.
I was the guy making jokes about R*'s taxes

>>165353571

But I bought 811 for the handling, ok and the speed too. But I never have problem with handling it.

>>165368443
Is that all at once

>>165369041
Yes.

>>165367490
Yeah but the rims on that car are fucking disgusting, the rest all fits together as this JDM driftbucket style but then it's got gold plated lowrider rims, it breaks all the aesthetic cohesion it had going for it.
It's like a marathon runner in sandals.
There's a difference between doing what you like and saying fuck everyone else, and having no fucking taste.

>>165368880
yes, if you ever want to complete office decor

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Request a screenshot and I'll do my best to make it

I want to see how much I can do with the editor and a menu

>>165370443
Bullet thru the head

>>165370443
Karen (Bikini) being done from behind by Agent 14 on top of an Armoured Kuruma balancing on top of the observatory.

Make it so

>>165370443
do you just not care about getting banned?

Anyway of not being put into free roam with subhuman slavs?

Almost every lobby is filled with them, the squatting is off the charts.

>>165367156
It's only jokes m'lady.

>>165370876
Pull out ethernet cable from computer. Count to 7. Plug back in. Sweet silence.

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Well, are they right?

:^)

>>165371750
No, the banwave is now random and will ban you for random purposes, you can even be a non-scriptshitter and still get banned

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>guy who leaked I&E cars is claiming the beta branches have data for candy sux and tommy vercetti parentage

>>165372604
yeah because everyone would like to make a new character and start all the grind from the scratch

>>165372746
>forgets the $100000 character update feature

http://gtaforums.com/topic/861318-the-lone-wolf-guide-to-the-ceo-cargo-trade/

Is this guide still accurate?

>>165371750
No, there's been multiple banwaves for different reasons. They sound like some shitter who just bought this game during a recent sale.

>>165372863
>http://gtaforums.com/topic/861318-the-lone-wolf-guide-to-the-ceo-cargo-trade/

yup, cargo missions havent changed much if at all.

>>165372801
ah fuck, now it makes sense

>>165372604
>going to see the same character 300x over

>>165372604
could someone report everything rockstar faggot leaked again

>>165373731
This pls.

>>165368443
it's a twitch streamer probably.

that sounds like the shit they do.

>>165373731
>report
I meant repost.

>>165373613
naked

>>165372604
but there are no breast sliders.

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>>165373613
So just like the days of ded gen.

>>165373731
No.
You can look it up yourself.

>>165354607
honestly a coke business in the background of your CEO work is pretty decent, personally I've got two that I have going on behind my CEO stuff. The idea is to purchase supplies for your businesses and then switch the CEO and do cars while you wait, but you can save a little money stealing supplies instead of buying them. These missions give you supplies proportional to how many people are in your gang, so it's not exactly a good idea to steal if you're empty and alone, it'll probably take like 3 separate missions to fill it up on your own. When you steal drugs and it's a pickup, it'll be only a tiny amount. If you steal a truck though, it'll be a large amount of supplies, and that's usually what the supply missions are about. Usually you should buy supplies and do cars, because overall it's a better use of your time to steal a car and make up for the loss through cars than to actually do the long-winded resupply missions just so you don't have to pay 75k for a full lot of supplies. I think it costs like 150k, which is 100k off of your profit, which is worse the less effective your business is. If you have a less effective business, it's best to steal at least a couple times. What I usually do is buy supplies for one business, go to another business, and steal while I wait for the purchased supplies. Furthermore I get bored with cars sometimes so running MC businesses is pretty chill and easy-going, especially considering the defense missions are really easy and you can do a host of contract missions from your clubhouse while you wait for business stuff to be done. Good or bad, these are new missions, which is exactly what you're looking for.

I suggest at least having the coke in the background. It's easy to get help for drug sales because they usually pay upwards of 30-40k to your associates

>TFW your teammates in Vehicular Vendatta constantly crashe into you.

just why?

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that's pretty much all he left before YT appeared

>>165366650
How'd you keep that car clean in the snow? Also what colors lad?

>there will never be a GT86 in GTA Online
Kill me now...

>>165376575
Took it to an LSC shortly before the photo was taken.
And the paint is one of the metals, either Brushed Aluminum or Brushed Steel, I forget which.

>>165376575
>>165377515
why does the mom car look appeal to you faggots

>>165377774
you just wouldn't understand

>>165331748

Kill-on-sight list (updated):

>Everyone
>Everything
>"KOS creator"

Feel free to make suggestions. For the sake of accuracy, "KOS creator" is permanently added to the list.

>>165377257
Futo.

The Toyota Corolla did have notchback variants.

>>165377964
explain

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>>165377998
Retarded color kurumas

>>165378005
He probably means the new one, aka the BRZ.

>>165378005
I don't think you know what a GT86 is...

>>165331748
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIWeGcwkg7I

Do we have a Chris Jericho of /gtag/ then?

>kid gets BTFO
>"HAHA THIS DOESNT EVEN MATTER DUDE, IM A CS PRO"


Man. I wish I had that type of delusion.

He was a CSS pro

long time player returning

best way make mony ? use to be pacific standard

thx

>>165378887
Buy yourself a vehicle warehouse. Sell top ranges. Shit nigga.

>>165378887
car sales, if you have friends.

if not, you can still make decent low-stress money.

>>165378887
get banned if youre on pc

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>>165377257
-pat pat-

>doing cars in pub lobby
>pretty peaceful, only get shot at once and didn't amount to anything
>an hour goes by and the lobby is empty
>figure I'll stick around, since I'm already in a lobby and going through a load screen just to risk getting RDMed in a different one is kind of silly
>suddenly getting swarmed with blue sultans
>car takes 10k damage before I can pull over to fight back

Epic.
I thought these guys were only for solo/private lobbies? Are they really fucking over anyone unlucky enough to end up alone by accident as well?

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>>165378642
>destroy some guy in a sniper battle
>calls me a hacker
>says he's the sniper on his cs:go team

>>165361965

panto because you're hipster garbage

>>165378954

how can buy warehouse ?

>>165378967

many friend quit

>>165379094

hmph

>>165378118
You'll understand once you've been /ss/ed in the back of one.

>>165379154
this is rockstar we are talking about.

those blue sultans are scripted and appear always at the same spot. you can predict this and park the car before they deal any damage.