/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

>>165208479
Their robbery of the UD was probably just a decent cash grab considering the gold would have required moving into a big truck or multiple cars

I like gta post gta plz

if u aint got a dukes

kiss my ass and smd

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testarossa when

>>165209170
>
Isn't that what the Cheetah used to be?

>>165209117
gta

>>165209267
yes, classic/retro cheetah when

>Lombank West
>Arcadius Business Center

Pick one.

>>165209620
Lombank
>Great price
>Ocean view
>Shitter free
>Great roof access

>>165209620
Lombank West. Less player traffic and better view if you care about that.

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practical parking

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zr350 when

>>165209708
>Shitter free
lel

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>>165209104
Which is why the stealth one is probably the canon robbery. Plus, when shot, you drop dollars, not bars.

Then again,
>video game devs going for accuracy ever

>>165210235
turn around

>itali custom has downforce
Could this be a sleeper-top?

>>165210926
bright eyes

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>>165210846
ZR300 when?

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>>165209170
>>165210846
>>165211049
>not posting the undisputed king of the 80's

Someone add me

>>165211678
sent ;^)

>>165211678
sent ;)

>>165211678
sent :^)

>>165211678
sent ;^)

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>>165209383
i got your cheetah retro right here
that'll be $500k at Benis please

>>165211675
>Cunt-rash

Ok

>>165211675
80s DLC would be perf desu
Countach
RX7 for that anon
Stock Omnis
Testa
80s corvette

Kill-on-sight list (updated):

>Everyone
>Everything

Feel free to make suggestions. For the sake of accuracy, "KOS creator" is permanently added to the list.

>>165212501
Add this guy >>165211678, he really wants you to.

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>mfw I actually remember this Malc guy from GTA IV

>>165211675
>Infernus retro?
yes plz

>>165214065
>CY +2
>Titan

>>165212501
Kill-on-sight list (updated):

>French/Brazilian/Russian/Chinese players
>Gang/Stoner/Military/Mafia/MC/Reddit crew players
>Beggars
>Squeakers
>Anyone who leaves their microphone on without speaking (produces static)
>Anyone wearing all-black operator gear and/or driving an all-black car
>Anyone wearing a Rebreather
>Anyone wearing a Doom mask (specifically black)
>Anyone wearing a Pogo/Skeletal mask (unironically)
>Anyone wearing a police uniform (unironically)
>Anyone resembling an urban hood/stoner
>Anyone wearing a fedora/pork-pie/top-hat
>Anyone bearing a face tattoo
>Anyone with solid sclera (red, black, white, etc.)
>Anyone driving an obscenely-colored car that does not fit any notable references
>Anyone driving a gold-plated/chrome-plated vehicle
>Anyone driving a Penetrator/Futo/Blista Compact (those not officially approved by GTAG)
>Anyone driving an RE-7B/X80/Zentorno (outside of races only)
>Anyone driving a Kuruma (armoured)
>Anyone driving a Ruiner 2000
>Anyone driving an Insurgent Pickup (2+ players only)
>Anyone driving a Turreted Limo (2+ players only)
>Anyone operating a Valkyrie (2+ players only)
>Anyone operating a Savage (low-flying only)
>Anyone operating a Hydra/Lazer (approach with caution once airborne)
>Anyone who uses pink/gold weapon skins
>Anyone who uses 'luxury' weapon skins (Regular Sniper Rifle, Advanced Rifle, and Pistol .50 exempt)
>Any non-friend and/or non-member with a red blip
>Any player associated with belligerent Organizations and/or Motorcycle Clubs
>Any player heading toward you in reverse
>Any group of players heading toward you in a convoy
>All players with marijuana-related names
>Anyone with a minimum of four X's in their name
>Anyone performing TT (heavily-populated public lobbies only)
>Players citing the Kill-on-Sight list in-game

Feel free to make suggestions. For the sake of accuracy, "KOS creator" is omitted from the list.

>>165214065
>not unveiling the fleshlight you use when ERPing with other gtag

>>165211675
infernus classic/retro when

>>165216415
Infernus Classic Retro

>>165214601
It's the titan xp(ascal)

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Since you faggots will argue over anything.
Who's better with a Rocket Launcher (no homing)?
MoeLester Crest or Bladderwanker?
Keep in mind that Lester Crest can fire from a moving helicopter and hit other mobile helicopters direct in one shot if the chopper he's in is steady enough.

>>165219189
Fuck lester.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7KtJy8-o3E

>>165219189
blater 'beef bayonet' wanco

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>>165219705
Yeah I bet you would wanna fuck this crippled hunk of manmeat

>>165214649
>>Anyone resembling an urban hood/stoner
but what if my hood outfit actually matches? I make it look good tbqh

Does anyone know if saves for GTA IV/V can be transferred between regions on PS3? I know they have different catalog numbers but I don't know if just changing that on my PS3's hard drive would be enough to make it work.

I have game saves from the Asian versions of the games that I owned when I lived in the Philippines. Now that I'm in the US somehow they got lost and it's fucking impossible to find them anywhere. Even if I look in shops from Asian countries it's mostly PAL region copies or US ones.

>>165220147

I don't hate Lester, but I hate the awkward moments. He was much better as the guy putting the technicals of the heists together and nothing more.

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>>165220540
Whatever you say bby I'll be in the usual spot taking 600$ from you because you don't know how to run away from a 3star

>>165220147
>>165220856
>has actual screenshots of a fucking NPC

w o w

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L A M A R
A
M
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>>165221052
Is this autism?

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>>165220964
2 Years of playing the game gets you a lot of screenshots

>>165221248
>2 years

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being an enforcer is so great

free hit squads with almost no cooldown. You can just endlessly send lost vans after one player for free. Why did they give the lowest tier guy the most fun ability?

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Haulage is the _________ mission.

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>>165221430
Never bothered to save any of my dedgen ones.
Game's been out on PC for roughly 2 years and I've been collecting screenshots ever since.
It's around 3k total with a total size of 1.10 GB

>>165220856
>you don't know how to run away from a 3star

Wow. Hiding in a tunnel. Such magic.

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>heist mission is almost over
>just have to wait for pilot to deliver plane
>chink fuck next to me just leaves the game

That's it, no more fucking rando heists.

>>165221461
Road Capt is great too
and VP gets probably the worst ability. the fuck?

MC stuff is honestly fun tho

>>165221564
okayest

>>165221624
>needing the tunnel for 3 stars

hey fags i requested an invite to the crew. accept it already i was OnixZ2

>>165222340
no

>>165222340
on pc ofc

Plz someone post the omage with all the cars from this update, the one with cars on the iron bridge

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>>165209170
If there's no roofless option, then it might as well go straight in the trash. If I can't haul waifus around to Splash Wave or Shiny World, then there's no point.

Is it just me or did it just become so much harder to get a small session. Seems like whenever the number gets small it merges with another lobby.

>>165222113
what does road captain get?

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>>165223753
unplug ethernet for 3-5 seconds
get a solo pub every time

>>165223776
can summon a dubsta2

>>165222340
Gotcha you shitter.

>itali custom has downforce
Secret OP?

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Post characters niggas.
Be honest, how did I do on the face.

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>>165224339
It's not super generic 100% Hannah mom, but it's not too good either.
6.5/10

>>165224298
basically the custom is faster in a straight line and gets more grip the faster it goes so its great at high speed turns, but suffers on low speed turns where it gets much less downforce.

The regualr italia is slower in a straight line, but corners better on low speeds turns due to getting a regular spoiler that improves traction in general across the board regardless of speed. On high speed turns, it will feel much more skiddish than the custom.

In general, rockstar designs the more expensive custom cars to do better on stunt-style tracks like plummet, canyon crossing and east coast etc.

>>165223898
Damn that actually works. Hilarious. Thanks bredren.

What happens if you get banned? does your steam profile show a VAC? or is it just the social club account that shows it? Can you unlink a social club account and make a new one and still play on the same steam account?

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>>165224339

>>165225316
No, no, and not possible.

>>165225438
is that kaz on the left?

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>>165224656
Well that's nice, thanks for the input. I'm content with a rating over 5. Any tweaks that you think would make it better without going generic?
>inb4 asking others to make your character
I just want some opinions

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>>165225596
Sure is.

>>165225695
idk how to make grills, sorry

>>165225796
It's okay. I don't even have the money to change my shit right now anyways.

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>>165225438
is this a GTA family

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>>165224339

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>>165224339

Someone give me some male face sliders here. I'm stuck between millennial cuck and neanderthal knuckle dragger.

>>165227418
Sounds like you need to shave your face.
Beards are extremely over rated and the texture for them is trash so keep it off.

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Why are the only fucking people in the heist queue anymore just a bunch of level 15-30 chinese who leave after you've spent half an hour already in the job?

>>165227418
>being clean shaven

W

O

W

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>>165227418
>look around the race lobby
>it's the most cuck looking NuMales in racing suits and one tatted up ghetto
Every fucking time I swear

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>>165224339

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>>165224339

>>165208979
69coryinthehouse for PC Gtag, was in before but logged on a few weeks ago and wasn't in anymore for some reason.

>>165228213
WE

WUZ

KAYNGZ

>>165228213
This is truly remarkable. I applaud that fucking effort.

>>165224062
thanks bitch

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phantom wedge is the best.

>>165228819
You don't seem to understand.

>>165208479
It's because Rockstar no longer gives a shit about quality stories, they just ripped-off a scenario from Fast & Furious, modified it a bit to prevent them from getting sued, and then release it as an entire update to appeal to the 12 year olds who like it just because it looks "cool".

I have a feeling that the entire I/E update was made by an entirely new set of young developers because the more experienced ones are busy with RDR2, the repetitive trap music from some guy from SoundCloud and shitty urban clothing and ugly badly-modeled meme cars is already proof enough.

>>165228819
What happens if two wedges run into each other

>>165220147
>badass nerd in Singleplayer
>r9k-tier autist and perverted faggot in Online

What the fuck Rockstar?

>>165228051
holy shit, its a mobster from miami

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>>165229425
He doesn't know the Online Characters the way he knows Michael, Trevor, and Franklin.
Hell the more interesting stuff on him is in the details like this screenshot.
If I could figure out how to turn off the fucking bloom you could see his maze bank transaction log which is all for porn.

>>165229519
1v1 me for rep

>>165228819
what do you use to record gameplay?

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>>165224339
6.5/10

>>165230465
those are Shadowplay naming conventions i think, but i haven't had an nvidia card in a long time

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>>165230465
>>165230592
Yes, I use shadowplay.

I'm a new shitter and I was playing a lot of races and stuff like that, very fun shit.
I only have the cheapest garage and the Del Perro department, I was told to save up for a million and not spend yet. What should I do with that million once I get it?

VIP work

>>165231053
Go to Dynasty 8 Executive and buy an Office, this allows you to become a CEO and do CEO work to grind without leaving the session
Next you build up money to get the 1.5M vehicle garage to do Import/Export, which is the best money to make in the game

>>165228213
Legitimately fucking impressed.

>>165228819
>not realizing you can do these kind of aerobatics with literally any truck if you're not a complete scrub

>>165231182
Nice, thank you

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>>165224339

>>165231480
regular phantom doesnt go fast enough

Remember that kickass clip of a truck doing a flip and the trailer lands back on him? Yeah, using mods.

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>>165224339

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>>165233910
>tinted windows on a classic muscle car

kys

>>165234180
literally a man

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>>165234180
>can get a remake for just $100k
>still walking around looking like that

>>165233167
>not getting gravity assist from a hill or the freeway bridges
>not performing a negative altitude jump (i.e. from somewhere high to somewhere low)
Found the scrub.

Which guns are pure shit and should be avoided to keep your inventory small?
Holy fuck why can we not sell guns

>>165236190
Every SMG, especially the Micro SMG.

>>165236795
The Mp5 seems alright for clearing NPC's when I don't want to waste my assault rifle ammo though.
I already fell for the micro smg meme

>>165236795
Assault SMG is nice tho

micro SMG is good too for not accidentally blowing up an NPC vehicle

>>165236190
Grenade launcher (it'd be good if you didn't drop 10x grenades on death and can only carry 20, compact is infinitely better for this exact reason)

Micro SMG
Gusenberg Sweeper
Combat PDW
Machine Pistol

If you're a CEO with an Office you can also spend nearly half a million for the grand privelage of customizing your weapon wheel to filter out certain weapons.

>>165237034
>>165237050
MP5 is useful for short range contact missions where accuracy for headshots is important (unless you want to magdump into a prone body) and ammunition is commonly available. Recommend for anyone operating on a budget.

>>165237034
Scratch that, I confused the micro SMG with the machine pistol. I literally forgot the micro SMG was a weapon

>>165236190
Most weapons are shit.

Instead, l'm gonna tell you what to keep:
>AP Pistol
>Rocket Launcher
>Homing Missile Launcher
>Minigun
>Assault Shotgun
>Special Carbine
>Heavy Sniper
>Marksman Rifle
>All throwables except Molotovs

If you don't have too much vehicles and properties, you can start fresh character - since you can now copy your other character's level and also get a free heist appartment.

>get 200k for just logging in
Uhhh, thanks?

>>165237291
Already using a fresh character with the apartment, but I've dumped some money on cars (maybe 60k) and a stupid amount on clothes that I never wear.

I don't know if I could get my character looking the same again, but I could probably buy my shit again fairly quick since I now know what I use and how to stunt race. Thanks anon, I'll consider it.

>>165237291
>no Combat MG
Literally my go-to weapon these days. You should see the kids rage when you out-DPS their assault rifles.

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>the Futo has the longest race time according to the spreadsheet
>tfw you will never have Deja vu while running in the 90's towards victory

>>165238441
Spreadsheets are for autists.

>>165238441
You can't even drift with it easily like you could in GTA IV, Rockstar fucked up the handling by making it more casual and letting the gears change mid-turn or mid-drift, breaking your slide and speed.

>>165238703
Fair enough, but can the Futo perform well against stock cars assuming they aren't driven by retards

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>>165212303

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>jump in a civilian helicoptor to learn how to heli on a keyboard
>alt tab to shipost on my second monitor
>come back to the game just in time to see a jet shitter fly through my rotor, leaving them perfectly fine, and smashing into a nearby building
>mfw the guy wanted to 1v1 DM me because he smashed into a building

>>165227359
wat jacket?

>>165240289
Olive Jacket under "Overcoats"

>>165240289
You can find it in the Overcoat section

>>165240517
>>165240527
thanks

>>165238441
the futo is a top speed king, and may actually used be competitive before shit like the massacro and seven 70 came out afaict.

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>>165224339
rate

>>165241004
>generic thug with high cheekbones and Neanderthal brow/10

>>165240924
huh, guess I'll have to pick one up and see how I do

>>165241597
I said used to I think much better DLC cars have come out since which have better top speed and handling. Sports class is ruined like all the other classes

this just isnt a racing game anymore.

>>165241394
I don't think you know what a genereic gtao character looks like

>>165242551
I think you're mad your Gary Stu got called generic.

>>165242309
What are the meta cars?

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>>165242614
wasn't me, mate

Who are the best looking and best dressed of gtag?

>>165243175
Currymurry tbqh m8

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>>165219189

>>165243749
kill yourself curryfaggy

>>165244280
you don't have to hate the man because he's got more class than you, anon

>>165244802
>he
Stop talking about yourself in the third person, fag. Seriously, it's pathetic.

>>165242309
It was ruined long before DLC cars, GTA racing community is more cancerous than Stage 4 lymphoma.

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>>165224339

>>165246585
>When Ray DeAngelo Harris visits LSIA.jpg

>>165242309
Futo's still a very fun car to drive around.

what does /gtag/ listen to

>>165247131
Your moms moans as I plow her puss.

>>165247225
rood

>>165247131
Los Santos Rock Radio

>>165247131
depends
ingame radios?
none
IRL?
most types of Metal, Classic and Jazz (my favorite)

>itali is shit
>custom is somehow worse
Uhhh, what?

>>165247131
The most weeb shit you can imagine.

>>165244223
That's probably why I will end up asking Kaz to marry me.

>>165247816
Weebs need to get brutally murdered tbqh

what aim mode has the biggest playerbase?

>>165247131
kpop

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GpKD7Ou1Vc

>>165247996
i like twice

>>165247993
Auto-aim for consoles, free-aim for PC.

>>165247131
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93RvNGbnlXo

>>165248262
Me too. I also like Red Velvet, SNSD, Orange Caramel, and 4 Minute/Hyuna.

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>tfw needing to rest from continuous online GTA session

>>165248635
Fuck off

>>165247925
I brutally murdered your mom's holes last night lmao

>>165248765
>weebs
>getting any action

Yeah sure, more like jacked off because you're a lonely NEET faggot.

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>>165248621
But none of them can beat the cuteness of puchidols

>>165248989
Fuck off

>>165248989
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_F9HUTYnl0

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I miss soy sauce. u_u

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>>165248685
>>165249003

>>165249515
Fuck off

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>>165249549
Awww, you poor autist. Is the hatred in you really that strong? Is that all you can say? Cry me a river.

>>165249812
Fuck off

>get invited to Pacific Standard Hack
>3 randos but everyone knows what they're doing
>heading back with the black van to finish it
>some retard kept on throwing grenades to blow up cars right by the van
>van explodes
>everyone quick restarts
>retard leaves
every fucking time with randoms. I hate that my 3 friends that I usually play with play late into the night and wake up in the afternoon while I go to bed early and wake up early

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Reminder to ignore the puchi hater.

>>165249152
Meh

Redpill me on the Itali /gtag/.

>>165249967
Reminder to fuck off

>>165250005
it's shit if you're only getting it for racing but if not then it looks pretty decent

>>165250005
It's a car. If you like it, you'll buy it. If you don't, you won't.

>>165249812
>spams chibified weeb shit in a general about GTA
>calls someone else autistic

Fuck off to /a/, faggot.

How do I turn at top speed on stunt race tracks? I always get slaughtered in the turns.

Do I brake all the way through the turn? Do the rumble strips slow the car down?

HALP! I'm tired of finishing 3rd behind REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEs

>>165250140
>How do I turn at top speed
You don't

>>165250140
What are you using?
REEEEEs have downforce which gives them more traction the faster they go. They are shit on slow turns but if you never let off the gas they handle like a dream. A non-downforce car will never beat a downforce one in stunt races unless the driver really sucks.

>>165250140
Lay off the gas as you're about to go into a sharp turn and then go full speed once you're in the turn

>>165248971
>NEET
I probably make more money than you, fuccboi.
Minimum wage isn't something to be proud of.

>>165250140
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmvNB9J-OMU&list=PLx_tHjuVuROCLZ0sfTQCj0koZ1Fv6cNpM
tl;dr
Start on the outside, break while wide (break once) and when you get to the inside peak of the turn, start accelerating and let that acceleration pull you through the turn and back to the outside of the track.

>>165250273

Nero Custom.

Do I need to pick a spoiler other than the "stock" one that's auto applied through the custom upgrade?

Ran 3 non-contact races last night. It was really neck and neck. I'd easily pass at top speed on the straights, but they'd always make up the time in the corners. Finished 3rd all 3 races, but damn it felt good to leave x80's in the dust for a change.

>>165250363
I'll try this. I think I brake way too late.

>>165250615
Will watch when I get home. Thanks anon.

>>165250671
Nero will never beat REEEEs in corners or races with lots of corners. It's literally not possible.

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>>165250042
>>165250132
No

>>165250850
Fuck off

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Are khajiit welcome in this thread? R* seems to like us.

>>165250784
Hmm, well at least I win in style points because the RE7 looks like a fucking tissue box with a spoiler glued on it.

Thanks for the help, though.

>>165250919
I'm not sure a bugatti wins in style points over a lumpy tissue box with a wing taped on the back to be quite honest.

>>165250991
Don't worry, it does!

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>>165250897
You can't make me

What is the best looking supercar, eh /gtag/?

>>165251481
t20

I'm coming back to GTAO after an absence. I have ~$1 mil. Should I invest CEO or Bikers?

Also, does anyone have a list of the best vehicle in each category at the moment?

>>165251481
Tyrus. Too bad it sucks.

>>165251756
I don't have a list of best vehicles but invest your money on CEO stuff

>/mlp/er getting mad about anime again.
Here we go.
>>165251756
CEO. Biker is basically just CEO for poorfags to stay poorfags or biking enthusiasts. You can get the cheapest office for around 1mil. Then do Sightseers and Headhunters for money to get a cargo warehouse, then do Sightseer>Cargo>Headhunter>Cargo>Repeat to get a vehicle warehouse and swap out cargo for car sourcing. Then you're in the big boy bucks.

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PSA

I'm currently in talks with Rockstar about a vehicle export bug when at the time of a sell the screen fades to black and the vehicles disappear when leaving the warehouse. If any of you have experienced this and have video evidence of it please contact me so l can send it to them and we can all get compensated for our loss.

PSA

>>165251756
CEO >>>>>>>>> Biker
Import/Export stuff makes $450,000 per hour. Biker tops off at $170,000.

>>165251756
Muscle: Dominator
Sports: Elegy RH8 or Retro
Bikes: Shotaro
Super: Re-7b
Sports Classic: Stirling GT
Off road: BF400

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>>165252069
>Bikes: Shotaro
>Shark card kiddie thinks cost=quality.

>>165250901
Fuck off, furfag.

>>165252197
It has the best turning of all bikes

>>165252197
Bati is good but Shotaro normally blows it away because of how good it handles and it's acceleration

>>165252067
announcing reports is against the rules

>>165251481
Truffade Nero or Pegassi Osiris.

>>165252328
R* is full of us.

>>165252069
>Muscle: Dominator
Dominator Racecar you mean?

>>165250671
>I think I brake way too late.
>I brake way too late.
>I brake
if you're doing it right, you shouldn't need to brake.

>>165252868
Have you driven the Nero? It's not glued to the track in the corners like some cars are, but it's fast as hell when it gets up to top speed.

Unless you're implying I just need to let off the gas and decelerate without using the brakes.

>>165253034
>Unless you're implying I just need to let off the gas and decelerate without using the brakes.
this, except in areas with multiple sharp turns

>>165252868
On stunt tracks maybe, but get on a real track and breaking is make or break for your lap time.

>>165253052
My PS3 had better graphics than this, wtf.

>>165230689
how do you change the settings for it?
Can't seem to find a way to change dimensions and bitrate anymore

How do I buy warehouses? Is it the maze bank forclosures?

>>165254374
Dynasty 8 executive. It's on the home page

>>165252197
Bati isn't good for shorter straights and the drag has the hitboxes of a truck. Bump into something at a 45 degree angle and a dead stop

>>165254374
Go to your office in a pub lobby and log onto the computer.

so do off road tires actually make a difference when not on pavement?

>>165254783
PLACEBO TIER

>>165254783
They soften up curbs and other miniscule obstacles. No extra grip or any of that.

Is there an updated vehicle spreadsheet?

>>165253930
If I remember correctly, you right click on the Instant Replay button and it opens up a drop down of settings.

It's woefully counter-intuitive. ShadowPlay had a MUCH better interface.

How much do you need to make from crate sales before the piles of money and shit stop accumulating in your office?

>>165252069
According to the spreadsheet, the Sabre Turbo Custom beats the Dominator.

>>165255069
You should stop posting about shit you don't know about.

>>165255412
As someone who owns both Dominators and a Sabre Turbo Custom, the Sabre is better in a straight line and fishtails like shit, whereas the Dominator racecar has much better traction.

So should I start off with small crate warehouse or medium / large?

>>165255412
It's the Dominator Racecar that's the best muscle. That's probably what he meant

>>165255724
If you can afford it, go for the large.

>>165255218
Broughy isn't updating his spreadsheet until he's redone all the testing.

>>165255343
The amount of money in your office is tied to how much you have in your bank/on hand.

>>165256006
No it's not? It's tied to how much you've made on crate sales.

>>165256064
>>165256006
It's both, supposedly. The crate sales "unlock" how much can be displayed, but the actual amount displayed is based on your current money from what I hear.

>>165256064
No.
I had a lot of money stacks, made a big purchase with almost all my money and now they're gone.

>>165256064
I've been hovering around 3 to 5 million and some of it disappears whenever I purchase something big.

I haven't played since October.

Is there any new way to earn money solo?
I own a MC club if that helps.

>>165255565
bitch plz.

it only applies to cars that have the tires can clip flag- most cars get no 'bonus' at all, and the laptimes with and without are the same. This shit has been theoretical forum talk for years and nothing else.

Is there any method of getting the bandana mask without the hat and glasses combo that still works? Everything I've seen has been patched.

>>165256167
>>165256171
>>165256208

My stacks haven't changed from 5 mil to 10 mil, but I guess I'm wrong.

REDACTED

>>165256241
Do biker contracts and if you've got the money, invest in a vehicle warehouse if you've got an office.

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>>165224339

>>165256325
starting a mission with it doesn't work anymore?

>>165256327
Maybe 5 mil is the max.

>>165256497
Nope, that's the most common method I've seen and that one was patched.

Does the juggernaut suit work in freeroam or is it purely for AESTHETICS?

>>165255724
No, get the Vehicle Warehouses, they're easier money and a better investment.

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>>165237291
>no bolt sniper
can't aim breh?

>doing that one thing where you have to beat all the heists in order without dying
>get to the last part of prison break
>friend thinks the chopper is supposed to help out the ground team
>fucking rocket flies at him and he blows up
I hate the prison break so fucking much

>>165256282
>placebo effect assumes nothing is actually happening
>now you say some cars gain a "bonus" from it when challenged

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0kDIRrxgIA

>>165257368
Always have a finger over your computer's reset button or PSU switch when doing Criminal Mastermind. If anyone dies, everyone smashes dat MF reset button to crash the game with no survivors. If all of you are quick enough, you'll get to keep your progress since the power was cut before the game could register that the challenge was failed.

What's the point of criminal mastermind?
Just bragging rights?

>>165258678
That and ten million dollars or more.

>>165258678
$10M+

>>165258678
$10m reward

>>165258678
12 mil.

>putting luxury finishes on guns, ever
top
lel

>>165258678
lods of emone

>>165256676
the latter

>>165258939
>being poor
top
lel

>>165259652
>Not having LSPD tints on all your weapons
>Being bad
top
lel

>>165259968
On a more serious note, why doesn't that shit unlock from enemy kills in general? (Like both players and NPCs count for them)

>>165258939
>>165259652
>>165259968
not an argument

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>>165258939
Platinum on the revolver is the only good one.

>>165260152
Shut up, nerd

>>165260173
platinum on revolver
platinum on musket is acceptable
luxury on base sniper is only good luxury because sexy wood furniture and minimal gold

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I'm fed up /gtag/

How do i become a shitter?

>>165260173
>not having a gold desert eagle

>>165260346
Hydra + blowing up crates, MC club product, and car sales

>>165260346
Kill everything that moves within a mile radius of yourself with explosives and disrupt anyone trying to have fun, deliver cargo of any kind or make money

>>165260137
Because that would be too easy.

>>165258678
Did it last year, I've bought all the properties I've wanted and every vehicle (plus upgrades), clothing and weapons I've wanted and still have more than enough to set up an organisation.

>>165260542
and if anybody kills you call in your Hydra, go passive then disable passive once in the air to rain a firestorm on their asses

>>165260346
there is no solid gameplay reason to use anything other than the minigun, heavy sniper and rocket launchers.

Hide all shotguns and rifles.

An armed jet with infinite ammo has virtually zero cooldown, is available for only 3 million dollars, and can be spawned nearby.

Meanwhile, a 5.7 million piece of shit car requires you to own a Warehouse first, only to be restricted to 8 rockets and zero protection from explosives and bullets.

Why is Rockstar so retarded when it comes to expenses and balance?

>>165261661
>zero cooldown
Didn't they add some stupid 5 minute cooloff after you destroy a Pegasus vehicle?

>>165260574
I've always thought there should be an "exchange rate" for NPC kills towards tints. Like, 100 hostile NPC kills = 1 player kill. Trying to get tints for non-meta weapons is a bitch.

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>>165259647
I figured as much but a confirmation is always nice. Thanks bruv

>>165261763
no, that only happens during criminal damage freeroam event. You can get them instantly still. They did remove the hydra from the ceo spawn though I think.

>>165261661
It can jump and has a parachute, how many cars can do that?

>>165262062
The Hydra was never a CEO vehicle unfortunately

>>165262652
Really? I could have sworn.

I do remember being able to spawn patriots. Im super pissed they removed it from the list. Would be so nice if I could spawn dunes and dumps and shit.

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>>165224339

>>165262652
>>165262752
Liberators, not patriots, bleh.

>>165262752
>>165262865
Nope, only that shitty Volatus which falls over if you look at it too hard.

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>>165224339

>>165258678
10M by itself, 12M if you haven't gotten loyalty and in order bonuses

what's the best luxury vehicle?

>>165264353
golden hydra

>>165264353
Spawn the stretch out of the VIP menu, of course.

>>165264353
Depends on what you want it for.
Do you want an understated comfy cruiser?
Do you want something flashy that screams nouveau-riche?
Do you want to RP as an executive?

>>165255343
$20M

>>165264353
X80 Proto

>>165265479
What took you so long?

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What does the CEO profit counter really count?

Gross income?

Actual profit?

I cant be sure.


Does it just add up whatever you got for a sale? That doesnt include what I had to pay for crates / cars / >buying supplies

>>165266283
Gross.

If you spend 25k and 5k repair costs to sell a vehicle for 125k, it counts it as 125k.

Same for crates. You can chop 30% or more off all of the numbers.

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>>165224339

>>165266283
if you're talking about what you see in the securoserv terminal, that's gross income. it does just add up whatever you got for a sale.

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>>165266543
>tfw havent broken even

>>165266560
"Oh no I just fell 2 stories, I'm fine."

>>165264627
comfy cruiser

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Rate my character

>>165264692
Is that the actual crate earnings themselves necessary to unlock each pile to be able to show up or the amount of money you need to have on hand to display all possible money piles?

>>165265594
Was thinking whether or not to put the Deluxor down.

>>165266560
Well at least its not a generic misti/claude or niko face

>>165266847
its Carl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5F55p6ACxs

>>165267090
I dont give a shit

I'm thinking of getting a Nero and I have a couple questions. 1) can you customize the interior without making it a custom and 2) can you remove the spoiler on the custom version?

>>165267213
you can remove the spoiler by scrolling up/down too much

>>165266798
a little bit of both

if you earn $20M without making any significant purchases then your office will be completely full but if you spend a large sum after that some of the money will disappear (to return later when more sales are made).

SC: kalvinmc

PC crew

ty mens

>trying to get in game to test something
>Rockstar cloud servers are unavailable
>retry
>join immediately

Is this the $500 million at work or is it in the Houser brothers swimming pool?

>>165267780
Gotcha.

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>>165267187
Wow, you must be tons of fun at parties.

>>165264353
If you like a heavy sedan, get the Cognoscenti 55

reminder to join DOGZ if you don't want to be DDOS'd

>>165268572
what did he mean by this?

Why does this general seem especially slow lately

>>165268814
no updates/all regulars are banned/work

>>165266797
whothehellplayson1600x900resolution/10