AGDQ (Awesome Games Done Quick) is the main focus for now. This is a week-long speedrunning event for the Tech Setup Foundation.
Current game is Megaman Network Transmission
Next game is Mega Man X.
Schedule: https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
Stream: twitch/gamesdonequick
Useful speedrunning links:
https://www.speedrun.com/ - Has most, if not all records of runners doing certain games. Many runs have a recording so you can learn what the runners have done.
http://tasvideos.org/ - Tool-assisted speedruns. Shows how a game can be run in optimal conditions. These videos are usually useful for learning routes and certain techniques.
Previous Thread >>165279207
banned
autism
>>165294145
>Current game is Megaman Network Transmission
If only
*screeches autismically*
>>165294260
He ded yo
>americans waking up
>thread quality goes down the shitter
EVERY DAY
>>165294145
Current game is MN9, next is Dragon's Lair
4Head
9 hours till our boi runs
>>165294212
Who dis?
>>165294324
wtf hes hot
So, will this guy be banned?
>>165294306
>4-7pm
>waking up
only 12% of america is black
Frankly one of the better runs. They at least try to have fun
>>165294385
literally the only runner with any charisma at all so far, so probably
webm of that scretching?
good run, good game. thanks Inafune
>>165294306
Uh.. Americans have been up for like 12 hours now, assuming they wake up around ~7am EST
>>165294406
When the game is as bad as this one, that is an official strat tbH
>>>/wsg/1488591
>>>/wsg/1488591
Ear rape warning.
>>165294493
>>165294401
Stop getting baited so easily.
>>165294442
>autistic screeching
>charisma
>>165294447
>not THREETWOONEGO
How come Europe has real women in their autistic speedrun thing but not america?
How do you guys watch this without closing the tab from secondhand embarassment?
>these autists
>>165294442
>charisma
anon....
"this run is dedicated to all the anime fans out there"
ok just kill me now
>animefags
get off the stage
>anime fans
autism
SHOUTOUTS TO THE ANIME FANS
>>165294576
>>165294658
yes, charisma. he's entertaining. don't let it upset you too much.
>this run is dedicated to all those anime fans out there
If this autistic weeb has a gf, so can you, /vg/.
>fucks up reading from a cue card
anime: not even once
I just got home, why did this guy softlock and end the run on purpose?
this was a fine run of a mediocre game, very entertaining. i hope the runner won't get banned for screeching :(
>>165294591
>wearing 6 inch heels with jeans and a regular gray top at a video game event
Fucking why?
this runner is based,
CRINGE
why is he wearing a backpack?
>with a little bit of dedication maybe you too can be like me
jesus christ who knew someone got so triggered from the mn9 trailer
>clapping into the microphone
this needs to stop
>>165294238
you're doing the lord's work
I FUCKING LOVE GREENZSABER
That moment when you realize that the guy on the couch is part of the same Frat as you...
>getting timed out for saying haHAA
>wasn't timed out yesterday
what happened?
>>165294591
If you're going to post one ESA girl why not post the best one
>>165294690
>>165294691
>>165294694
>>165294704
he was trying to do funny meme joke but him being an autist+asian who cant speak well, he fucked the joke up.
The thing about true autists is that they dont have any thought inhibitors telling them to hold back. They just say whats on their mind. I respect that desu
The guy is confident about being a huge weeb and some women probably like that.
"if you work real real real hard, you too can be on a stream for an hour to showcase the skills you cultivated over the years!"
How banned can one man get?
>>165294710
why would i be upset that im not a cringy autist?
He put a good fight against his autism. I like him.
BEST RUN
BEST RUN
is this guy in a costume or is it just the hood guy from yesterday?
>>165294759
Male attention
>>165294749
He already finished the run and the incentive stage. Just wanted to show the glitch off.
>>165294863
Can you explain the joke? He lost me.
>that manspread
>kenny omega is the best in the world
you're god damn right
Well he is banned
>>165294963
no point. its not even funny in the first place.
>>165294759
Because she came for the cock.
friend telling me there was a gif of some fatass sniffing a chair after a girl got up from it?
gonna need a link
How based can one man get?
>>165294853
>participating in twitch chat
Kys my man
>>165294963
there was some line in the mm9 trailer about "crying like an anime fan on prom night" or some such thing
nerds got mad
This is the time I've not tuned in to the event even once. Been watching since 2011. Has there been anything worth watching, anything at all? Last year was irredeemable to me.
Oh and also, what did Miles/Claris look like now? Heard he turned trans.
Please stab me so I never have to watch anything this terrible ever again
good times more like this please
>poptartsninja
EPIC
>>165294991
>>165295057
He wasn't sniffing it, he was picking up something from the ground under the chair.
>>165295036
Why would he get banned
>>165295097
>bananas
didn't kill the animals lead with like 8000? is this a case of the yeti or "anonymous 1000 dollars" so the race rigged close so ppl dont stop donating
>>165295097
upload your edobae folder to megacons
>>165295097
how big is the edobean folder
>>165294991
>best in the world
but he lost his last match
>>165294853
Mods get triggered by the emote.
No, think about it. If you're a chat user you will either 1) Enjoy the memes or 2) hide the chat.
Option 3 is some sensitive snowflake got triggered and asked for haHAA to get filtered because closing chat is too much for them.
>>165295097
post best tits
>>165295097
>Bananas
>Snowtiger
gross
>>165295071
aahhhhhh, that explains everything
>>165294991
When will GDQ ever have something amazing as Kenny vs Xavier?
>>165295097
pls give folders
>>165295097
>no beneziaa
>no maral
>no ykb
>no soe
what are you doing
>>165295203
who is this comfy slut
does she have large knockers
>halo 2
think it will get fire emblem ruled?
>>165295178
Yeti has donated everything to save
>There are people who donate to the Prevent Cancer Foundation to fund ads like this
lmaoing at your lives
>>165295262
mayushii
yes (yes)
>>165295262
no but she has fetal alcohol syndrome
this halo 2 run will SUCK
cyrphon is a weeb autist
i swear if halo 2 is some out of bounds glitchfest im gonnafall asleep really fast :3
>>165295308
there is LITERALLY nothing wrong with that
>>165294845
Send a donation
Support your brother anon
>>165262209
not you
>>165295320
thank you
>>165295097
post mayushii
>>165295386
idk what that means
>>165295308
But we're fighting to kill cancer!
>>165295308
>tfw you have no one to check your testicles for lumps and growths
i'm going to die of cancer
We all remember
>that one xbox kiddie who thought Halo was good because it's the only game he had and he was hella gay and watch red vs blue and quoted it all the time
kid right?
If not, it's you.
lnao nice audience
HUGH MUNGUS?!!?!
What is all this plebian shit being posted
>>165295436
That swedish donator was named Run Car Snow Pen and if you say that quickly it sounds like "wanking penis" in swedish
>console fps
>speedrun
for what purpose?
>girls >2016+1
>>165295578
perfection
stop posting fat sluts
I hope Cryphon goes for the gravemind prison skip
That one's fucking hard to do
Missed Miles run, is he actually a tranny now?
>>165295578
>tfw same face and body type of my ex
>>165295653
>>165295401
iirc all halo runs are fucking awful because they insist on playing on the hardest difficulty so instead of going fast they try to not die
hardest mode speedruns are a bad meme
>2011+2-1+3-2+4-3+5-4+6-5+7-6
>using ancient ass memes
Neps
>>165295707
He is big berta now yes
>>165295707
he officially become a """""female""""" when his run ended, according to him
>>165295640
at least it's a legendary run
the /v/ thread is better than this one. explain yourselves
>>165295638
Runkar snoppen
>>165295430
>almost 7 hour reply
this has to be a new, undiscovered level of shitposting
>>165295715
Jesus christ this is fucking disgusting
>>165295810
>explain
You are v
>>165295787
in other words he's never running a marathon again
>>165295635
basically means "i have bloody shits"
변을 볼 때마다 자주 피가 나는
rare mayu
What went wrong?
>>165295810
/tv/ is afraid of /v/ so they come here to shitpost
>>165295451
we're also fighting to kill twitch cancer :^)
>>165295863
I don't think he could even handle a half marathon
>>165295931
same
>>165295826
19 hour
>>165295810
>the /v/ thread is better than this one.
Impossible.
>shenanigans
fuck yes
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS DUDEBRO CHAD?!
REEEEEEE
>not even deathless
:/
>it's a Halo run
Welp, I needed a break anyways.
Cringey runner but nice gameplay, alright run.
you go to /v/ if you want a fast thread, you go to /vg/ if you want a slow thread
wtf why play in a different language? can't they just make a category for japanese and one for english
>>165295863
Does she run anything or does she just show up to put those huge tits on screen for more views?
>>165296185
fast is good right?
>>165294889
It's pretty ironic since he even said himself he started speedrunning last year.
>>165296220
literally seconds saved
>reminder there is no deathless legendary run in history
then put it on easy faggot
>>165296261
twitch chat is fast
>>165296261
slow thread is comfy thread
>>165296162
>deleted
wut?
>>165296220
This is normal for all speedrun games.
>>165295707
miles? that kid that runs metroid prime and monkeyball?
he was a fat kid, right?
>>165296261
Not really. Nobody ever reads your posts. Slow threads/boards are always shit because nobody makes quality posts, due to your posts being drowned out by others quickly, so theres no incentive to make good posts. Thus, everyone shitposts and it sucks.
>>165296307
what's your point
>>165296361
>Slow threads/boards are always shit because nobody makes quality posts
I mean fast threads/boards**
>>165296331
too hot for serg
>2 hour Halo run
Guess this is the dinner break for most people there now. Will mute this one.
>>165295810
Murder yourself. And fuck off back to r3ddit-/v/ where you belong.
>>165294212
this is misskaddykins
she speedruns and has appeared on a gdq before.
not off-topic
>Halo
who are the nerds to play this shit
if you're running an fps do it on pc and do like CoD2
>>165296373
twitch chat is not good
>>165296430
based
>>165295718
there are categories for easy difficulty as well.
they're much better to watch because they focus on tricks and execution and not combat. combat in halo on easy difficulty is REALLY easy.
>>165295428
no u
>>165295995
what happened to that guy behind the triforce.
i remember he was the "we" guy during the OOT run.
plus, how he kept wiping the triforce down with a cloth.
>console FPS
look goldeneye and perfect dark were fun cos we were 13 and it was something new, but it's literally 2017 now please stop with this awful controlling shit
>>165295787
Did he say that on stream or twitter?
>>165296547
He was hounded out of the community by Narcissa "Cosmopolitan" Wright
>>165296154
He's actually a monogatari fan.
>runs that rely on an outdated version of the game
lmao
runner's pretty chill
commentator guy isn't but it's better than donations I guess
>>165296583
are you mousesplaining right now?
>>165296361
Putting a word on this here toast.
>>165296424
and you think we're having quality conversation here? the /v/ thread is essentially this thread but more bandwagon posts
>>165296682
>Japanese 1.0a cart
who is this cuck commentating
shut up, dude
What were the best runs so far? I haven't watched much since the first day.
>sword canceling
>difficult inputs
you could do that shit ez as fuck on xbox live back in the day
>>165296656
why didn't cosmo tell him that he would prefer that he be quiet?
>>165296583
it takes more skill to play fps with a controller
mouse is ez modo
>>165296793
Wather toggin abouth?
>>165296734
>animeposting metaposting about how bad the posts are is posting the worst posts
hhmmm really made me think buddy
>normies clapping over a mandatory sword fly in cairo
>>165296803
mario sunshine was pretty good
>>165296867
not an argument buddy
I think this and "please make me e-famous" bubbles' runs are the firs I'm going to skip over
>>165296842
Takes more skill to play wheelchair tennis too, doesn't mean it's interesting to watch or preferable to play
>>165296924
>not an argument
this is my favorite 2016 meme
>>165296948
below average looking, please stop
>>165296826
Yeah, calling easy tricks "difficult" seems to be an epic meme so people look more skilled than they are
>>165296967
I fucking hate Bubbles. Such an attention whoring personality, he thinks he's charming and funny but he just comes off as an insincere sarcastic prick to me.
>>165296990
good 4 u, i guess?
>>165296968
Now this is an argument
>>165297101
https://youtu.be/qodmOOYbqmI?t=1132
This guy? Not Charming?
>>165297101
Bubbles is exactly the kind of guy goose was trying to warn us about
>>165297042
That's every time a runner wants attention for their """skill""".
>this upcoming trick is really hard you guys!
>*tricks looks unimpressive and easy as fuck*
>WOW can't believe I got it in the first try!! AMAZING! please clap
If it doesn't look hard or cool then I don't fucking care and you shouldn't hype it up.
>>165297236
Why was Goose so right?
>speedrun
>die
um
>>165297236
does goose really only have one sweater or does he just roll with the meme
>>165297298
goose is right about most things
he's like the rms of the speedrun community
>>165297330
it's legendary difficulty my man
it's really hard
>>165297236
Must've missed that. What did Goose say?
>>165297414
>being a console noob
>>165297414
>running a harder difficulty even though it's slower
Is this because they can't actually compete in normal so they need some arbitrary category for their e-peen?
>>165297414
Yeah that's why you should be good at the game
>>165297290
>>165297298
When you've spent as much time staring at the floor as he did your mind becomes free
>>165297101
>an attention whoring personality, he thinks he's charming and funny but he just comes off as an insincere sarcastic prick to me.
Is this post about our boy weewee?
>>165297236
>you will never sit on a bed with goose in your pajamas sharing a box of donuts and chatting about the futility of speedrunning before going back to watching each other speedrun
>>165297184
That's exactly what I'm talking about. But here he shows another side, where he's just downright mean if there's no one else around (I know he's streaming but it's not the same).
>>165297528
bubbles is basically witwix 2.0 but with less natural charisma
>"speed"run
>gotta wait here for checkpoints
>>165295653
dat titty
>muh checkpoints
i hope he dies
>playing xbox game on 360
neat, wasn't expecting a crash outside of the pc games
>1:50:00 estimate
I'm out bois
Look how much people are donating! Mike worked so hard for this guys!
>>165297768
He isn't playing it how he usually does, that whole last section is done completely different usually.Gotta savescum for >muh marathon
>that's alot harder than it looks
cryphon is actually doing really well
i'm surprised!
>>165297832
wr is 1.36
14 minutes for fucking up is not unreasonable!
>>165297653
So he's like Wetwax 0.9b, you mean?
>>165297856
please clap
>>165295554
hot
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqvMii2SP_g
>viewer asks Cuck Sagan what he thinks about soylent
>he says he's "skeptical" about it
When even Carl "Misgender and I'll Put You in a Blender" Sagan is more rational than you, you know you've hit rock bottom.
>>165295138
he was fucking sniffing it lmao
i can't take all the sarcasm in this thread anymore
>>165297960
what is rock bottom
really
Mario RPG is the best game to speedrun desu
>>165298029
Best run to view for sure, so many hype moments
>>165297960
why would anyone willingly ingest something named after soylent green?
Japanese Grunts are cute! CUTE!
>>165296967
>>165297101
>>165297653
>>165297236
>>165297184
>>165297639
yw for late replies
anyone else horny for halo?
haha checkpoint bois ww@???
the crowd is getting banned
>cheering for checkpoints
>frame perfect
>>165298016
how did trihex manage to become such a chad asshole
it really sucks
>>165298165
>so bare with me
>bare
>>165298165
>bare with me
>my mood changes a lot
what did he meme by this
>halo 2 is 13 years old
Where the fuck did my life go?
tfw no bro to speedrun 2hr console FPS and commentate while the other plays
C H E C K P O I N T
>>165298256
That must make you 17 if you actually enjoy it
>>165298256
when halo 1 came out i was 3 years old
really makes me think
>>165297960
Rock bottom for a speedrunner is way further down than "rock bottom" for a normal person.
Rock bottom for a normal person:
>between jobs
>maybe have to find new apartment
Rock bottom for a speedrunner:
>tranny
>homeless
>fat/overweight
>streaming off McD wifi
>drinking soylent for lunch
>...and dinner
>ostracised by friends
>disowned by family
>cucked by gf/bf
So basically Cosmo without the wifi part.
Damn this is boring
>yelling things when the hype monitor isn't lit
Those rude people are about to get a stern talking to from the Klaige
https://twitter.com/Siglemic/status/819139503965093890
what time does the shit games block start in est, fuck this who speed runs shooters.
>>165298337
C H E C K P O I N T
>>165298457
What is this supposed to convey?
>>165298107
Really? I've avoided watching that game because it's an rpg and they make for horrible runs most of the time. Worth watching then?
420 69
>>165298457
What did he mean by this?
>>165298256
>tfw you will never play Halo 2 for the first time ever again
>tfw your brother got the cracked french version on his modded Xbox before it actually released
>tfw my friend and I came home from grade 9 and played it through its entirety before it even released
The aliens also sounded like aliens because they were speaking french
>L'arbiteur
>>165298457
What did she mean by this?
>>165298557
Go and watch Cygpher Mario RPG run senpai it's top tier
Edobean?
More like Edoqueen after her enchanting voice and classical feminine beauty laid the smackdown on my heart.
>>165298563
DUDE
>>165298457
same
>>165298524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbXWrmQW-OE
>>165298457
Sig mad as fuck that he's not relevant anymore.
literally started watching Dr Disrespect instead of this checkpoint shit
>>165298524
>>165298570
>>165298598
sig has evolved so far beyond speedrunning he feels isolated from the world
>>165298256
>where did my life go?
Down the shitter, since you're here on 4chan.
>>165298563
>>165298616
yeah
>>165298690
He just needs to start painting his nails.
CHECKPOINT
>CHECKPOOOOINT
>>165298762
Kek only a faggot paints his nails
>>165298616
>80 more minutes of this CHECKPOINT shit
>>165298891
just mute and listen to an audiobook
>checkpoint chants getting more and more quiet
>>165298596
What the hell, the Covenant never sounded French. Are you retarded? Don't answer that, it's a rhetorical question.
>>165298782
look at this disgusting normie
i bet he likes sports and beer and shit like that
are they going to yell it for the next hour and a half?
>>165298961
Yeah. And girl pussy.
>>165298945
>american reading comprehension
>>165298945
they sound french if you play the french version you fucking moron
>>165298762
is that real? i don't want to look it up
>>165298762
NO
THAT'S HOW IT STARTS
FIRST BLACK NAILS AND THEN THE SOYLENT
>>165298762
we already know what that would look like
>>165298941
an accurate representation of agdq over the years
>>165298762
>l-look at how alpha I am
>needs to buy something called "alpha nail"
lmbo
>>165299034
at times, i pity the normies, for they will never understand the greatness that is 2d women, who are loyal and young forever
>>165299121
this checkpoint stuff gets funnier the more they do it XD
i'm gonna make a checkpoint compilation later, can't wait for the upvotes
>>165298961
cryphon is a super weeb
https://gamesdonequick.com/tracker/donor/38814/agdq2017?comments
what a nice, christian family
>>165299239
>people are having fun and this upsets me
>>165299323
Did they read that
>>165298961
his split background was shinobu for a good 6 months; he's a weeb.
>>165299403
not yet. he's gotten one for all of his runs though.
>>165299239GREETINGS FROM GERMANY
>that grenade boost
awright
>>165299239
carkeys amirite guys? Xd
>>165295635
Should have nuked Korea instead.
J U S T
nice 'speedrun'
Was that 8 fucking times that guy died in a row
>if you play this game casually
You mean like he is right now?
>living or dying is totally dependent on whether the ai bugs out or not
stop running legendary i beg you
>>165299750
That's 8 dollars for a great cause!
>happy birthday mister monopoli
comfy old memes
GREETINGS
>>165299787
cyghfer :(
>>165299801
the RNG adds an element offun
>>165299801
Cryphon usually runs Easy. But ever since we all found out he was better than Monopoli, he's been doing Legendary.
>>165299870
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP9Wp6QVbsk
Nice "speedrun" faggot. Halo runners should just stick to easy, the tricks are what's interesting about the run anyway, this is just retarded. The only one who's managed to pull off a good Legendary run was goatrope a couple of years ago on Halo CE.
>>165299870
السلام عليكم from Germany!
god bless boys
>God mentioned
>>165300119
such a wholesome stream
>>165300061
>goatrope's halo ce run
that was so fucking based. easily the best run i've ever seen at one of these events
>>165300074
Mahmoud...
>>165300119
>Not mentioning Allah
wow banned
>good to see it getting destroyed
what exactly is getting destroyed here
>>165300316
your ass BOY
>>165300214
Yeah it was insane actually. One of the best runs of GDQ and without a doubt the best Halo run.
>>165300368
I wish I could watch cute nerds getting their asses destroyed...
are there any new speedmemes?
>>165300573
checkpoint!
>>165300485
>he isn't watching the understream rn
boi...
i want to die more than normal
>>165300573
edobae
>>165300624
nice lets play
Just got here, how bad is this Halo run?
>>165301013
We've seen worse. Much worse. All things considered it's pretty good.
>>165301013
CHECKPOINT
>>165301013
it's actually pretty good
>>165301013
He's died an impressive amount of times but it is on the hardest difficulty. Still looks like a lets play lmao
>>165301140
consoleshits need to stop bitching at pc runners for savescumming
>>165301013
It's decent but the forced checkpoint meme makes it less enjoyable.
>tfw want to donate but broke as fuck
>tfw don't even have food to eat
I swear to god when I'm employed again I'm donating some top memes to the marathon.
>>165301013
seems alright so far
>>165301252
why the FUCK would you donate
>>165298782
>you will never have a friend like this
>>165301252
>he wants to donate
>>165301315
Well, both my parents passed away from cancer so I wouldn't mind donating a bit. Or is their charity organization not reputable?
>>165301315
>>165301421
>curing cancer
>not a good reason to donate
people like you are the reason cancer still exists
>>165301252
>I swear to god I'm going to donate some more shitty forced memes to this money laundering scheme
>>165301450
>prevent cancer foundation
>curing cancer
somebody stop this madman
>>165300368
watch yo profanity
>>165301449
don't donate to the Print Pamphlet Foundation
>>165301449
74 cents on every dollar goes directly to programs!
>>165301450
it prevents cancer anon
its not for curing it
>>165301450
>>165301449
>>165295308
This is what you're donating towards.
>>165301556
>Print Pamphlet Foundation
this meme needs to stop, they funded a ton of research for curing cancer
>>165301450
>curing cancer
you do know that cancer foundation doesnt actually do cancer research, right?
its literally just cancer awareness. i.e. they just tell people what cancer is and how to prevent it.
you and a whole lot of dumb people still think youre giving money to scientists who are trying to find a cure. well guess what, youre not.
not even memeing here. thats all it really is.
>>165301675
hi mike! how's your mono doing?
>best Halo 2 song playing
tthank god the music volume is so low :^)
>>165301675
BE GONE, SHILL
>>165301675
cancer isn't cured yet though?????????????????????????????????????????????
>>165300624
sumichus hair is gross
>>165301705
>They have funded nearly 300 scientists, over 430 peer-reviewed research projects in 39 states, and three in Canada, in more than 150 leading research institutions nationwide
>Since their founding in 1985 they have played a prominent role in the promotion of cancer prevention,[1] donated over $120 million in cancer prevention research
Been away since Sniffity Bobo inhaled.
What'd I miss?
Gondola time!
>>165301891
and how much did they waste? why not just donate to a less wasteful charity?
>>165301552
sorry big jon
>>165301675
I just have to say, I really admire your work man. I've never heard of mono for lasting for 3 years, but I am incredibly impressed that you managed to force yourself to eat lots of food in spite of it all, most people would've given up and accepted their reduced appetite.
Good on you, Mike
HOW ABOUT JUST PLAYING ON EASY YOU STUPID FUCKS
Okay so where should I be donating money if I want the money to go to actual research?
>>165301449
>Well, both my parents passed away from cancer
sorry about your loss anon
>>165302048
buy lottery tickets
>>165302048
unicef
>>165302028
whats going on right now? not watching the stream because im at work.
>X"B"ox
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>165302048
if you want to get you're dank me-me's read and give a shit about the charity wait til the summer event because doctors without borders is a pretty good one
>>165302153
edobean is getting rawdogged by bigjon
>"let's get rid of this horrible disease forever"
>PCF aren't actually helping towards a cure
fuck man did you guys have to redpill me? This is sad
>>165301449
greetings from germany!
im sorry to hear your loss.
reminder that the PCF has only 29 employees
>>165302229
you JUST know
>>165302229
FoodLiveCrew
Did someone say checkpoint?
>>165302229
is his gf on grommr too?
>>165302263
the sadder thing is that even if cancer got wiped out and not a single person on the planet was affected by it, then it could easily pop up again at any time
more like chokepoint
>>165302263
>he actually thought playing video games would cure cancer
lol
>>165302339
LMAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CHECKPOIIIIIIIIIIIIINTTTTT
>>165300378
>>165300214
>>165300061
I think I missed that one. Now I have something to watch instead of checkpoint 2 and whatever bubblesdelmemo is playing.
>>165302280
>>165302090
Thank you, I'm doing alright.
>>165302216
>>165302142
Thanks for the information. I'll do some more research into 'productive' charities before donating in the future.
CHECKPOINT HOIIIYYYPEEE
>>165302412
no but I fell sad for all the people who have donated thinking they're funding cancer research. Especially this last donation of 500dollar because hi's mom had brain cancer.
Charities are fucking evil
>>165302263
Still can't beat "blah blah blah cancer" donations during SGDQ, proudly supporting Doctors Without Borders which has fuck all to do with cancer.
>>165302142
>unicef
>donating to scammers who will use your money on anti freedom of speech lobbying and on africans who will get robbed or killed anyway, instead of actually doing something that will actually help da chillumns
they're exploiting people who don't do their research. all they do is print flyers, they do not actually prevent cancer in any way. nice charity
>>165302449
>Thank you, I'm doing alright.
glad to hear it. That's what they would've wanted
instead of donating to agdq can someone hook me up with a hot meal tonight
help a brother out
>>165302229
I wonder if the girl knows that her husband is fucking a white dude.
>>165302263
>when u cant actually prevent cancer
>>165302361
mass media campaigns about early detection and prevention are probably one of the most effective tools against cancer for precisely this reason since the base causes are pretty intractable
but that's not a dank meme so the other thing is funnier
Guys, mono is NO JOKE. I had it and felt horrible for like three weeks. Let's kick mono in the butt!!!
>>165302591
that's actually happened at SGDQ. haha wtf. I've never heard that. that's crazy
I haven't watched AGDQ at all
Have I missed something
Is it worse than past GDQs
>First tried the prison skip
Holy shit. I remember when it was impossible upon discovery.
>>165302263
if they really cared, they'd look it up
>>165302698
what do you speedrun?
>>165302812
you missed the seat sniffer
Didn't know Halo had Japanese voices, but then I remembered there was even an anime made. Would have thought that American console and American game series would not fly there.
>>165302698
When Matt LeBlanc auditioned for the role of Joey, he only had $11 to his name. When the cast got their first paychecks, the first thing that Courteney Cox bought was a car. Matt LeBlanc bought a hot dinner.
>>165302746
>when u realize death is inevitable. Even the universe will eventually die.
This run is pretty alright, you guys whine too much.
>>165302812
good
guy sniffing a chair on camera, and a bunch of white knight faggots saying he didn't.
way worse. boring runs. no personality. trannies galore. women trying to draw attention to themselves.
this is pretty good to watch desu
>>165302943
yeah, i'm enjoying it.
>>165301891
>donated over $120 million in cancer prevention research
>prevention
prevention is not a cure you fucking retard.
post more mayu pls
>>165302995
are you going to watch WESG?
>>165302774
>3 weeks
lucky, if you get really bad mono RNG you can get it for up to 3 years, the worst part is you'll gain weight during this time too...
>>165301450
Personally I think MSF is a much better cause than PCF.
What is the most autistic thing to happen so far?
>>165303201
the entire mn9 run
>>165303201
seat sniffer >>165295159
>>165302881
don't speedrun anything
busy with school :(
>>165302913
inspirational
i would too
>>165303201
the run before this
>>165303201
someone sniffing some chick's seat
followed by the screaming during Mighty Number 9
>>165303139
>>165303139
Sorry, Mayu isn't speedrun related
>>165303286
1....2.....3...4....5 678 AHHHHHHHH
>>165303157
bro who u rooting for :o
>>165303201
you posting FUCKING DESTROYED LMAO
these hour+ runs are all so fucking bad
>>165303295
did she get bored of speedrunners or what
>>165302913
true story????!!!!
>>165303351
Good dota,so I don't expect muchlamo
>>165303273
10/10 meme.
>>165303295
Mike Jewyama hasn't scrubbed all pictures of Blueglass from the internet yet?
>>165303363
thankfully there wont be another skyword run
>>165303417
>dota
nvm faggot I thought you were watching the good game
>>165303295
some people are so fucking ugly i have no idea how they havent killed themselves yet
>>165303410
yeah, they all finished too quick
>>165303468
Don't talk about Mayu like that
does it say alot that this events been scrubbed clean and sterilized so hard that theres only been 2 or 3 autistic tier things so far
>seat sniffing
>MN9
>Tranny Tetris
Will Cosmo ever do a run at GDQ again?
Would be nice to see him do it a final time before he inevitably kills himself
>this part is really scary
I didn't know halo was a horror game
canny wait for Batman Forever
me and my friend from school used to play it all the time
we didn't have that many co-op games
>>165303523
Narcissa*
that ninja!!!!!!
>>165303528
Really? Halo CE had The Library, this has this level and 3 has a spoopy level too
>>165303515
egobean's commentary was worse than any of that
except maybe tranny tetris, those things were fucking hideous
>>165303295
>>165303591
>genders in 2017
>tfw no speedtranny gf
>americlaps clapping when the runner just runs away
>>165302165
>XBox
I wrote it like that for years, up until about last year. It was marketed with that capitalisation since the beginning.
>>165303591
>Narcissa*
>>165303523
>Cosmo
>he
>himself
UHHHH IT'S NARCISSA AND SHE WILL SPEEDRUN WHENEVER SHE WANTS YOU SHITLORD
yo wtf is this screenburn?
>>165303286
>>165303273
>>165302950
>>165303113
>>165302885
>>165295159
haha the seat sniffer guys xd what an EPIQ MEME am i rite what a pervert and autist i totally wouldnt do that xdd epic fail!!!
OH LOOK AT THAT THE OTHER GUY DABBED XDDDD epic!!!!
>>165303845
shitty 360 port
>>165303858
are u ok
>>165303858
>white dudes dabbing
more embarrassing than any sniff
>>165303591
Narcissist**
>>165303698
took me 3weeks to mentally prepare myself to finish the first flood map in CE as a kid. Not even joking I was terrified. As soon as I enountered the flood I turned the game off
>>165303858
calm down seat sniffer
>i totally wouldnt do that
no I never would. it's disgusting and weird
>>165303836
Cosmo wright literally does not exist now, only narcissa remains. That's a stone cold fact.
>>165303959
it's not a port, its just shitty back compat
>>165303858
What are these autistic memes, he's clearly reaching for his second possession under his seat.
>>165303959
backwards compatibility rather
>>165303858
>getting that big wiff of a fresh scent left by a specimen
>seat sniffer is real
holy hell
wish I could've seen the reaction to that
>>165303858
are you having a stroke?
>>165304085
It was bonkers.
>four johnsons
>>165303858
>>165304069
are you guys retarded. He's clearly a veteran. Probably dropped it on purpose earlier so he'd have an excuse to sniff the seat. Fucking brilliant
>>165304071
>>165304059
>>165303959
how the fuck does that work
>>165304191
>tfw someone has probably sniffed your seat but they were so slick no one noticed
an uneasy feel
>>165304008
>cosmo dog and kazooiegirl
Man those were the days ;_; RIP speedrunning.
Trombone Master, Johnsons?
I don't get it
>>165304213
The 360 doesn't 100% accurately emulate the original xbox, resulting in the screen burn
>>165304213
it doesn't
I never got into this because whenever I went to play I turned 360 degrees and walked away.
4Johnsons was so cool- I've never seen that before
>>165304271
grill?
So why is none talking about how progamingwithed during is FNV run used console hacks to complete his run?
>GDQ staff swapping it off the cutscene and muting audio
>have to be at work doing all the good runs
>get home and the rest of the night is shit
of course
>>165304436
It's a marathon
>MUH RELATIVE WITH CANCER
Are people just making these stories up? Not everyone has cancer.
@165304428
nice
production crew for this event should be shot
>tfw time for comfy bubbles run desu
>>165304428
xD upboted and shared bro
>>165304470
>get back in time for awful games done quick
>disappointed
Do you hate fun?
>>165302967
you spent 30 minutes making this...sad
>>165304461
GOTTA RUN THOSE ADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>165304525
I sincerely hope that's sarcasm.
>>165304574
enough foundation to prevent the fall of the twin towers
anybody have a link to the song from the yetee ad
Ive been gone for 10 hours, what I miss?
>>165302812
two retards got banned on the very first run
>>165304494
is it still cancer if it's benign?
i love these interviews :D
Its almost time for the shitty games block.
actual fun.
>Klaige
Get rid of this bigoted piece of human trash.
>>165304758
>>165304302
>dog
>Klaige
Why is the room so empty/there such a small audience this year?
mayu > edo
by FARRRRRRRRR
>>165304665
No way buddy
>start speedrunning
>begin transitioning to a woman
Are these two things related somehow?
>/v/ faggots are going to eat up bubbles' fake-ass shit
>>165304008
Man Cosmo was so retarded taking everyone's bait. He's not that ugly except for the |_| |_| gap, he would still be normal if he hadn't taken Anonymous comments on 4chan so seriously.
goddamn they cloned the same dude 3 times and gave him different haircuts
this is uncanny
>>165304792
>no caveman runs
pj's beard looks strange now that he has no neck
that was the best run of the marathon so far.
very comfy
>>165304806
the room is empty 90% of the time every year.
Who won the MMX race? Did Caleb pick the wrong stage again?
>>165304792
What happened here?
>Finish a great run 8 minutes under estimate
>Want to watch ending cinematic
>Tech crew shifts it to ad break because they went over on every single setup this marathon
>>165304792
Is this guy the biggest sperm on this AGDQ?
*biggest sperg
>>165304832
even /v/ is not that dumb, anon
>>165304914
He missed a 'Douken
>>165304851
3 ugly fucking numale clones
>>165304806
because everyone else is doing their own thing.
if you follow other runners or people at GDQ, you can see that theres actually a lot of people at the event. they are just in other rooms either playing games or practicing runs.
>>165304873
i would really prefer it if you would stop postingbut yes you are correct
>>165304932
they're already behind schedule my dude
Who is breathing so loudly
please pay attention to me desu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>165303528
weenie weenie
>>165305018
all of them at once
>tfw will never be a part of the oldboi crew that runs this shit
>>165304914
crystalunclear beat caleb by like 10 seconds or something
>>165304873
That's the worst thingGood job anon I don't know
>>165304792
What was this guy saying
I hate Edobean, with her mass all a-quiver;
I wish all thiccfags would go jump in a river.
>>165305096
fucking niggers
>>165304830
Yes, it's scientifically proven.
Why does Klaige always have that retarded look on his face?
>>165305126
>>165305137
Holy fuck anon
>>165305196
Probably because he's a retard.
>>165304956
>/v/
I wouldn't put it past those morons honestly.
Reminder Klaige is a numale faggot who hates his own race and deserves the gas
is klaige that faggot who ran zero mission the other year and was a total faggot while doing so?
>>165304976
I will second this. I've been to the last 2 SGDQs and there are a shit ton of people their for the event, but most people play board/card games, go hangout in hotel rooms or just go out in general with people.
>>165305364
Shut the FUCK up cyber
>15 person SMRPG race
god damn I would watch the shit out of this
>speedrunning the porn trivia game on ps2 when
make sure to catch my batman arkham city speedrun friends
>>165305374
I don't know about zero mission, but yes
>>165305423
You dont have to be cyber to hate a faggot.
>>165305448
BACKSTAGE STREAM WEHN
>>165305487
given up on FO4?
>>165305487
you got it witwix
>>165305374
see >>165305364
in other words: yes
>>165305196
man, feasel is such a fox
>>165305374
>zero mission
You mean yoshimastah?
>>165305448
shame smrpg is a terrible speed game
Cheetahmen will be the hypest run.
>>165305649
otp
>>165305545
haha well im also a speedrun researcher for my university so i hope to get bigger than witwix ;p
>>165305540
souls games are much more important friend sorry
Who's the big nig on the couch?
So nobody speed runs shumps? Are they too hard?
Forsen boys got the actual Forsen banned from twitch for spelling nigger in the agdq chat LMAO
terrorist attack please terrorist attack please terrorist attack please terrorist attack please terrorist attack please terrorist attack please terrorist attack please terrorist attack please terrorist attack please terrorist attack please terrorist attack please terrorist attack please terrorist attack please terrorist attack please terrorist attack please terrorist attack please terrorist attack please terrorist attack please terrorist attack please terrorist attack please terrorist attack please terrorist attack please terrorist attack please terrorist attack please terrorist attack please terrorist attack please
bubbles always seems really bitter about something like he has a massive chip on his shoulder all the time
he's never going to get the e-stardom he craves with that aura
>>165305806
BubblesDelFuego?
More like Craters del Face
>>165305806
zoasty couldnt walljump out of the pits in his pizza face
KAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
QYOOOOOOOOOOT!
wait is this game apart of the bad games block?
>>165305869
>>165305797
banned from chat or banned from the site completely? Is there a vod of this?
>>165305889
that's a guy
Do you think batman takes steroids?
He'd have to; it is too big an advantage with almost no downsides
>>165305806
Dem scars. You just know
>>165305914
It's part of the bad speedrunners block
>>165305797
ha ha ha it's so funny that he "accidentally" did that fucking wacky lel
friendly reminder that GDQ runners are cucks who make an event that raises over 1 million dollars and they volunteer to pay for that
meanwhile Jewyama pockets six figures and PCF's CEO 300k
>>165303295
Is that our boio on the left? What the fuck happened to him. He made GDQ a heartwarming experience.
Why is this game even runned? IDK its such a weird game to speed run.
why do you guys hate this guy? he seems pretty chill so far
>>165305869
>>165306027
>runned
>>165306017
Got hyped at the incorrect times.
>>165305448
theyve done like 10+ races for games on speedrunslive before. not sure if they have ever done it with rpgs though.
i think they did something like a 5 person race on paper mario though
>>165305979
Oh I get it now, but it seems like after this though there are actually the known bad games. they seem more games you would speed run though.
>>165305945
a cute guy, yes
>>165306089
Sorry, why is this game even ranned?
>cheat codes
BANNED
>>165306138
he's prime boypussy for sure
nude leaks when?
>>165306065
He's desperate to be a big streamer on twitch which is why he runs all these modern AAA games (poorly)
I remember at ESA last year he begged to get his Fallout run moved to a primetime slot
>taking time to put in cheat codes and changing the skin
epi*c let's play my dudes
>no donation incentive for the skin
wtf, fuck this guy
>Didn't offer as donation incentive because he didn't want to use another outfit
BAN BAN BAN
>>165306092
What does that even mean? Like the people running the event weren't comfortable with people liking him?
>>165294145
oh look another rpg game that takes atleast 2 hours to speedrun
kys AGDQ 2017
how many of these in pic related are speed runners?
Batman Beyond best Batman.
>>165306302
Yeah that would've been a great incentive.
ok this guy is retarded.
all that for a skin and no incentive
fucking pathetic egotistical fag
>>165306231
he's gonna get eviscerated by the actual souls community on saturday
>when the speedrun is just a lets play
my least favorite meme
>>165306231
>all these modern AAA games (poorly)
not him but ah that explains it. He's really bad at this game already. Terrible commentator aswell
>>165306369
Which route is he doing?
>one and a half hours of this let's play
>>165295715
what is this
>>165306338
don't you fucking dare bully ulillillia you piece of shit
>>165306442
Any% with a pb 20 minutes slower than the record and an estimate 15 minutes longer than his shitty pb
>>165306459
J.O.M.
>>165306320
after uyama opened that can of whoop ass on him nothing has been the same
>>165306449
I'm seriously considering watching the Arkham City run a few GDQ's ago on youtube instead
>>165306442
Any% with Tear Drop
Old patch iirc.
>>165306505
for fucking real I mean there's marathon strats and then there's being a shitter
god he makes this game actually look bad. maybe it is.
>>165306338
LeavePixy Terialone
>>165306505
speedrunning is about more than world records and pbs
meh im out cant stand his voice
>>165306584
These games play themselves once you pick up the very generous timings. It's a fucking embarrassment that someone who "speed"runs this game drops so many combos
>>165306557
If you mean the AGDQ 2015 one don't. The one from SGDQ 2013 (I think) was way better
all this hate for our literal boi bubbles shaking my head
smarm·y
ingratiating and wheedling in a way that is perceived as insincere or excessive.
>>165306581
>>165306614
tbf he united the community against himself, pretty batman if he actually had the selfawareness to realise it
>>165306505
>pb 20 minutes slower than the record
>>165306584
it's a great game and the speedrun is usually a lot better than this. He just sucks at it and is bad at commentating
Wish the couch was helping
>>165306338
i bet uli would be a top tier speedrunner
>>165306692
well I mean there are so many retarded funny bad moments that hes doing, that smoke cracked me up. it makes the game look corny bad.
>>165306584
arkham city is a good enough game but you could see the wheels start to come off the batman series in it
the series peaked at mordor and that's not even a batman game
>Greetings from Germany
>>165306695
alright thanks for the heads up. I haven't seen either of them.
Fuck this guy though
>>165305889
yo i heard that donation you fucking faggot
why does this guy sound like he's always out of breath?
what makes a cuck seem like such a bitch even though he's just sitting there?
white boi on left of the couch btw
>>165306915
Low energy.
>couch steadfastly refusing to add anything
why is this so funny to me?
>>165306915
Because he doesn't want to be here. He just wants to get it over with to see how many followers he gained
name my band
>>165307021
they probably don't know the game and bubbles just brought them on to make it look like people like him
>>165307021
i'm fascinated by these two, i can't take my eyes off of them
friendly reminder that the combat in this hame is just mashing buttons. no skill involved.
>>165306838
>arkham asylum
>10 guys were a legitimate threat
>arkham asylum and beyond
>30 guys are an inconvenience
Thats what ruined the games.
So now that the dust has settled we can all agree the Halo 2 run was pretty cool right? Besides the unavoidable deaths, there's lots of cool tech, glitches/out of bounds stuff and work put in to a run like that
>>165307095
Faggy and the Spergs
>>165307021
Looks like that kid with the long hair is about to fall asleep
>>165307014
donator calling out the qt on the couch
>>165307095
On The Spectrum
This let's play is shit
>>165307095
black guy and the weebs
>>165307095
Fedora Frank and the autistic screamers.
>>165307204
>>165307095
blacked my friends
>bonesaw banned from gdq for a year
>still use his name as an incentive
dick move
>>165307095
The Vaccinated
>>165307095
Prom Night
>>165307095
Ray Charles experience
>>165307185
Thats hilarious because you can see him nodding off.
I do that when I'm really tired in class. You're trying so hard to stay awake but your head just drops and kicks back up.
>>165307021
big guy is weird as hell. he mostly plays nes games and often does 30 hour streams. he's also one of the worst video game players i've ever seen
>>165307358
goddamn dude
>>165307231
This is a fucking hour long it was funny for a few minutes but I want to see the actual other bad games before I go to bed. I cant stay up till 4 am again fuck that. problem is this line up after this garbo looks fun.
>>165307204
>>165305786
You can't really "speedrun" them. They largely at a fixed speed and boring to watch.
>joking about slapping women on stream
Is egobean, dare I say it, BANNED?
>pb 12 minutes slower than WR
this guy is a fucking chump
who let him in the door?
>>165307385
>>165307185
Holy cow, thank you for pointing this out
what is sgdq become a WR holder only event?
>>165307095
>>165307095
the cool kids, they most likely bully everyone.
>>165307515
some trans freak is reading donations now
the bean is gone
>bubbles being upstaged by the couch qt falling asleep
He is going to fucking LOVE this
>>165307562
his step-daddy probably greased uyama's palms, same way he got his 'speedrunning researcher' job with his college
>>165307204
DING DING
We got a winner.
>>165307490
Why they are fast paced as shit, also aren't they considered hard as fuck why cant they be speed run?
>>165307385
>>165307391
there's so much awkward dead air where either of them could be saying something to keep the runner from having to reach for anything to say
but nope one is falling asleep and god knows what the black dude is doing
>>165307616
Oh, are they still allowed to ban trans things or did they reach the trans-ban limit by kicking out the thing from the first day?
>>165307616
do NOT bully YKB!
>>165307583
is that morpheus
>>165307689
dang has PJ been eating for 2 since last summer or what
>>165307729
have you ever played a shmup?
they are by definition on rails
you are retarded
>>165307735
>I brought you here to make it look like I have friends
>now sit on the couch and shut the fuck up
>I can feel it, this is my year
>this is the year I finally make it big like witwix, that fat fuck sellout
>>165307819
Eating awful games it looks like.
>>165307689
>>165307819
I thought pj was going to be doing a coop run with this guy, what happened
this looks fun
>>165307729
Just because they are fast games, doesn't mean they are good speedrun games. A good speedrun is something where you finish a game way faster than intended. The only places where you can shorten the amount of time it takes to clear the game is by knowing the boss patterns perfectly, but its boring to watch them fight through the trash waves that they can't do anything about before reaching the boss.
No neat tricks or timesaves. They just are no good for speedrunning.
>>165307689
here's my quick list of things that aren't working:
1) PJ's beard
>>165307689
>so you finally got those trump nerds out of the marathon?
>>165307771
Ugly!
When does the halo rule kick in?
i just realized klaige is the "so this is podracing" fag from a few years back
>>165307913
>that font rendering
jesus anon
>>165307936
Got him.
>>165307869
>I know you'd like to participate, and help with commentary, and I appreciate that, but I know everything extremely well. I've been in the Souls community for about 3 years now, and I've helped route all souls games besides Demons and BB.
Seems a legit theory.
>>165307913
yeah everything looks fun after this shit. that and Cheetahmen should be funny.
watching Bubbles crash and burn has been the most entertaining thing all day
i wanna nuzzle the qts head under my skirt and use my coat as a blanket while he falls asleep on my lap
>>165307913
this is unironically a decent speedgame
THIS COMMENTARY SUCKS
THIS RUN SUCKS
>>165307913
is this nigga on firefox 2?
>>165308125
Literally putting people to sleep
>>165306745
I'm sure he forbade them from speaking so they wouldn't steal his thunder.
yeah this run is a lost cause
I'll just watch the first ep of the new konosuba
Why won't black guy cuddle twink?
>>165308006
>>165308147
it only does that when I use the snipping tool, dunno why
how do i get /srg/ to cutepost about me
i'm lonely
>one more hour of this shit
>>165308248
save as .png next time
>This run is so boring his couch literally fucking fell asleep
HIGHLIGHT BOYS
>doesnt know the names for the skips and tricks he clearly had no part in routing
god i hate this clown
Is that guy doing an Iceplug cosplay?
>>165307936
>>165308067
PJ's beard might look shitty because he shaves the neckbeard, but I assure you, it looks 10x worse with the neckbeard.
>>165308480
hey hes been in the arkham city community for 15 years shitter
Who is that nigga and why does he look so badass?
>>165308319
Fuck off.
>bubbles is dying
nice.
>this run is so not SCHWAY
>another hour of a guy talking to himself and coughing
this is some andy kaufman shit
Why does everyone hate Bubbles?
has anyone on the couch said anything?
>>165307168
I liked it
*coughs*
>>165308594
sociopathic eceleb wannabe using speedrunning as a crutch to e-fame
>>165308597
i'm almost positive infinitemystery is mute
>>165308597
not a single word
>>165308597
Don't provoke them man, if they say a single word Bubbles will fucking snap on stream
please don't push them
>>165308637
He's truly channeling ZFG.
>>165308594
He's moderately attractive, charismatic, and a good runner. These three things combined is bound to have /srg/ hate such a person.
Is this guy zfg's brother or something?
>>165308594
>Speedruns for his job at college
>Still shitty at it
>always seems fake as fuck
>bland as fuck to boot
>not articulate
>a huge rager but along with being bland its hard to notice.
>>165308689
>attractive
>>165305806
>>165308597
I wan't that strong, awesome looking nigga to say something!
>>165308689
lol this guy is not charismatic. you are crazy.
>>165308689
I can't believe you can run a game at a GDQ and post on serg, Bubbles, that's pretty impressive
>>165308689
I'm impressed you could post in the thread while on air bubbles, but your run is shit
Migr8
>>165308767
>>165308767
just kill this run (cough) already
Seriously no one is havinfun in that room. THIS IS SO AWKWARD!!!
compare this to the Halo run where they were joking and laughing and the crowd was participating
>>165308931
And that's why bubbles gets two runs and the halo 2 runner got banned.
>>165308998
>get home just when the H2 run is ending and get to watch this instead
>>165310082
Endure anon, awful games is usually fun.