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AGDQ (Awesome Games Done Quick) is the main focus for now. This is a week-long speedrunning event for the Mike Uyama Moneylaundering LLC
Current game is Street Fighter 2010: The Final Fight
Next game is River City Ransom
Schedule: https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
Stream: twitch/gamesdonequick
Useful speedrunning links:
https://www.speedrun.com/ - Has most, if not all records of runners doing certain games. Many runs have a recording so you can learn what the runners have done.
http://tasvideos.org/ - Tool-assisted speedruns. Shows how a game can be run in optimal conditions. These videos are usually useful for learning routes and certain techniques.
Previous thread: >>165209437
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goodnight srg
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>/serg/ is full of jewish little snitches
>nobody has reported PCF and GDQ to the IRS yet
???
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>this run
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tfw banned from /v/
will you guys take me in
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I'm going to bed, this game is too much of a meme.
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ugly!
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>>165236896
this shit might as well be megaman honestly, fuck it
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>>165236896
it seems good runs are very dependent on both the runner and the game
this runner isn't that engaging, and the game isn't that great to watch
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What went wrong?
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>>165236920
what for lad
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It's Wednesday. I can finally hear Edobean's voice
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>>165237086
Saving the megaman block one donation announcement at a time
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>>165237042
posting a webm of a live and skinned eel getting grilled by gooks
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How was the Echoes run? Is "Claris" still fat and did "she" spill the spaghetti?
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>>165237086
Finally an excuse to stop watching.
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>>165237202
post it here i dont believe you
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>>165237235
Unfortunately no, Miles showed up instead
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>>165237202
Well that was silly and not speedgame related at all
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>>165237313
Darn. I asked him to spill the trans spaghetti over twitter for we can have another Crash 2.
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>awesome donations done quick
you've gone too far this time
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I wish bonesaw had a run this year :(
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>>165237235
this was read out though
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Will our 2 ex-lovers ever reconcile their differences and reestablish their gaze that they've been missing so long?
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>>165237235
Most cringe of the marathon so far. Miles was so tense and haggard looking it was abundantly obvious he wanted nothing more than to not do this run.
We're never going to see another run by this person again.
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>>165237505
fuck it didnt link
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Greetings from Syria, my mother who had cancer died in a suicide bombing last year but when growing up our favorite game to play was Kuwaiti City Ransom. Here's 20 dollars to kick cancers butt and put it towards killing the infidels! Remember, Not All Muslims
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>tfw not hip enough to drink morning lattes so I can't skip one
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>>165237510
Why submit a run if you don't want to run
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>>165237485
kek thank you
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>"Anonymous donates 17 quadrillion dollars with the comment, 'Hyyyope!'"
>braying hyyyopes from the distant crowd
>runner puts down his controller to clumsily clap and laugh, like a toddler
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just
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>>165237510
>no more miles and kirbymastah
Finally
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>>165237510
it's that mental illness getting to him :(
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>Abdtbl
What was it supposed to be?
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>>165237658
>Next donation is life story about some guys dog who died to cancer.
>Crowd sobs uncontrollably
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this guys got that larry from the 3 stooges hairdo goin on
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>street fighter 2010 got a run this year
>street fighter 2010 is 7 years old
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>>165237901
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im gay
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>i made this 5 years ago
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>incentive killed wr
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me too thanks
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>>165238056
Ben...
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this dire dire docks music almost brings a tear to my eyesm64 is 21 years old
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>>165238081
The old wr without the death warp.. Are you deff?
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>>165238056
2010 wants you back, loser, trannys are the new hot meme
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Finally Jimmy Poppins. I can sleep after this.
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Reminder that Sm64 is the ulitmate speedgame
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>>165238206
we /fe(male)/ now
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>>165238272
does he post here?
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>>165238272
So the peanut gallery got their dank meme then
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>>165238272
Hi /v/
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heh hehpoopins
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>>165238314
thank mr skeltal
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>>165238272
Who is the girl?
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>I'm going to kill myself here because it speeds up the transition
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>>165238550
>its essentially domestic abuse
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a stage full of muscly tiens
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>>165238272
i dont care why shes there and im not to say she shouldnt be
nor do i mind showing off her body and being pretty
however she is actually fucking awkward and shes over doing the show off in my eyes making her look incredibly insecure especially factoring in that shes doing this at a really nerdy get to together
not feeling that at all butid feel her up and stick it in her butthole in the hotel room
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>softlock
hahahaha
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BRAVO
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RIP
>>165238673
>girl acting feminine, must be insecure
kys
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well, that's 6 minutes gone
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That has to hurt
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first and last
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D-did they just restart the whole game without asking permission?
They are so fucking banned
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so this.... is the power.... of moon crystal....woah
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Well at least they didn't kill the run
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>>165238712
considering the run is 12 minutes he has to do half again lmao
>>165238673
it's not like she's a fucking goddess, she's pretty average looking with cleavage. sperg harder dude
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>Est. 12 minutes
>Lost 6 minutes
>Best time is 9 minutes
bye bye poop
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>presidential election sim
banned from AGDQ
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Is it me or does everyone here seem ready to jump at the smallest attempt at controversy this GDQ?
It seems like everyone is just waiting for some huge drama to unfold so they can nitpick the show to pieces, as if they need to get justice for bonesaw getting banned and personally prove GDQ is shit. I mean there's been technical hiccups and a few donation reading issues like every GDQ, but I'm doing fine enjoying it myself. It's just something I've noticed particularly about how this season's gdq is being approached. Something like 75%+ of threads are overwhelmingly negative.
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>>165238763
>all those times they said presidential election sim
definitely ding dong bannu
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>>165238846
shoo go away reddit
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>he doesn't have a speedwaifu folder
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>>165238865
wtf was that anyways, were they joking or being serious?
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>>165238846
how new are you??
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>>165238814
so we get to watch him do the same 6 minutes again and then they kick him off
eh heh heh heh
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Wait is the donation reader a male or female?
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>>165238846
why was memesaw banned?
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>>165238709
no you kys yourself
>>165238806
shes pretty nice tho stop sperging
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>First, I went ahead and first pitched our event to charity:water. They were receptive to the idea, and we worked for several weeks to figure out an arrangement that would allow us to run the event. In the end though, they were unable to come up with a way to cover event costs, because of their public donation promise. 100% of their public donations go to the cause, which drastically limits the funds they have available for fundraisers. The funds available would not cover the bare minimum cost of running the event, even without staff pay.
>even without staff pay
hahahahah oh wow
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>>165238931
Mickey Mousekin
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>>165238846
Setup times are approaching 50% of total stream uptime. Fuck off.
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>>165238941
he used humor
strictly against the rules
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yo these sprite animations are pretty dope for the nes thou
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>>165238913
Probably joking about running it but the game does exist
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>this "run"
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>die
>die again
>die AGAIN
huh this ain't fast
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>not using marathon safe strats
>dying repeatedly
banned
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Reddit comment dumbo
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>12 hours before gud run again
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worst part is that he will probably get shit for going over estimate even if that was out of his control
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>>165239139
he said something about wondering where his marathon save was before they restarted it. he also died a ton of times and the run was shit so I'm blaming him
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So long poop
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>>165239139
he still would have gone over estimate if the game didn't lock up
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>runner fucks up
>oh... uhh... theres a glitch where...
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GREETINGS FROM GERMANY
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>>165239172
>>165239198
well he was probably doing shit because of the crash, if that were me i'd feel embarrassed and stressed
anyway
BANNED
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greetings from german restream
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>>165239198
11:52
You suck at math
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o i am laffin
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Hey guys, wanna hear a joke?____poop_____
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>>165239271
fucking retard
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>>165239271
It wasn't a great run, but the game crashing was completely out of his control
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>Greetings from Germany
>Lets kick cancers butt!
I-it wont stop, will it? :(
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>>165239257
>restarted the game at 6 mins
>ends 18:47
ummmMMMMM??????
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>>165239271
>the joke
>THE JOKE
>THE JOKE XDD
>>>/reddit/
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>>165239354
the second run started at 6:55 if you were paying attention
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>>165239271
Add me to the screencap xD
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>>165239428T H I C C
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>>165239354
Retard
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>>165237027
It became an event.
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How did Little Samson get so expensive?
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>in bed last night during mario sunshine
>another 12k "donation" from the yetee
i was laughing just thinking about all the funny posts that must have spawned here ^__^
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Awesome Chairs Sniffed Quick
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>>165239627
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Little-Samson-Nintendo-NES-NEW-SEALED-MINT-GOLD-VGA-85-SUPER-RARE-GRAIL/152367225498
wtf why would anyone pay this much? there are people selling just the cart alone for like 4 bucks.
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>>165239338
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yurop needs to be nuked tbqh
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I've been working, what have been the best/worst runs?
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why doesn't gon use use a fishing rod?
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>>165239720
>The select few items which receive these grades are among the highest quality in existence. A very small percentage of items submitted to VGA receive a Gold level grade. An items flaws must be very minor, subtle, and can often be difficult to identify with the naked eye. A collector who is extremely condition sensitive should be satisfied with the condition of a Gold level item in the vast majority of instances.
>If you have never before owned a VGA game they are true museum pieces. They are encased in tamper-proof acrylic cases and will be shipped in their original baggies as pictured, which protect the cases from scratches. If you want the ultimate way to own a certain sealed game and be certain it is a legitimate factory sealed item, you cannot go wrong with high-graded VGA games! There are many reseals floating around on ebay these days so you need to be sure what you are getting is authentic.
yeah definitely a museum piece
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>andy's running LTTP
neat
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>>165239720
Or best offer
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>theres an all stages category when you can skip them
>you just zipglitch through them anyway
???
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this run's pretty good
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>>165239787
Do literally anything else
Don't waste your time
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>>165239916
memegames get memeruns
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Did he wear the hat?
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>>165239787
Literally no best and no worst, this AGDQ is completely uneventful
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>>165239990
little samson is a good game
what the fuck is the point of this category though
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>>165240028
Yeah.
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>fags on twitch having their game set to the same as whatever GDQ has theirs on
>fags playing CSGO
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>/srg/
>trannies that killled their community and still won't stop circlejerking and derailing
This is what /v/ thinks of you
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>>165239787
jumping flash 2 was comfy af
doom, mgs2 and mario block races were alright
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AGDQ or Luzbelheim?
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>>165240074
>/v/
lol
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>>165240074
>/v/
>autists, tripfags, neets, and trannies
this is what the rest of 4chan thinks of you
kek
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>here to swing his dick at me
BANNED
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damn son
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wr
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recorded world record PogChamp
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>run unoptimized as fuck
>wr xD
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WR NIGGERS
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>wr
>crowd gave no fucks
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>banned for encouraging pirating/emulating
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>>165240298
>crowd
What did he mean by this?
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i have WR in MM BC:AS any%butmydickisinafleshlightandIhadtacosfordinner
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what was that guy trying to show us?
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>twitch chat spamming sniffs for a second
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Stop posting that
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Fuck me Space Harrier nostalgia is too hard rn
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>>165240381
what the fuck
who would do this
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>>165240381
DELETE
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we need a cap of his little 'yes' moment there at the end.
>you have been visited by the very fast speed man of vidya. all youre splits will be green and rng good, but only if you reply 'run'em fast, speed man!'
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>>165240381
I can't finish watching this.
What exactly is happening here?
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>>165240381
lel, so you're in that thread too?
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haHAA
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>>165240471
it says in the title
AGDQ
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>>165240381
Still better than the stream atm
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>>165240430
That guy. also, report that shit
>>165240471
looks like his dick is getting cut off, but im no doctor
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>>165240483
the FtM one is worse desu
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>awkard singing
>this constant breathing into the mic
this one's good already
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someone better compile all the sound fuckups for youtube.
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he's so nervous
>heavy breathing
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>>165240471
>>165240525
Nigga u dumb or you didn't watch it. The dick is already off. They're just removing gauze and shit.
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>meme game
>good run
wtf
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IT'S IMPOSSIBLE
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i'm not sure if he's creaming his pants or really nervous
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>this autistic circlejerk
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>>165240741
both
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whoa from a good game with a meme run to a meme game with a good run
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>>165240741
both
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lel, that run had more speedtech than the last 12 6 hours
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gonna go to /gif/ to blaast to some tgils brb
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>tranny reading
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>>165240808
feminine boys > tgirls with gross implants
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>>165240840
>PENIS CARVING
I've been in too many LTG threads on /v/ jesus christ.
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>>165240854
Finally someone who is making sense around here!
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>>165240854
This guy knows what's up.
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Who woulda thunk the addams family would be such a ringer
That runner was on fire, 90% of the runners so far this event woulda got shit on by all the damage dealing shit plastered all over the screen
He was even using stalling movement technique patterns as far as 7.2 seconds in advance to get by
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>>165240854
this x100 desu
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was that a WR run? that was insane. everyone seemed to be in such huge shock that nobody really stuck around to explain that.
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>>165241084
WR is apparently almost a minute faster which is fucking bananas.
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>>165241084
50s off WR
didn't got furnace skip straight away + some little time losses here and ther but beside that it was it
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>>165241134
oh, it was a SNES run and i was looking at the NES stats. still sick as fuck
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its funny how speedrunning has become so casual that most of the guys there at agdq speedrun some random NES shitgame that requires no skill whatsoever
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FATSHAMING
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>game about fat shaming
shitlisted
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fats hamming
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>>165241361
>>165241369
>>165241396
What happened?
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>>165241408
Runner said to never trust fat girls
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>fat shaming
BANNED
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Jesus wet Sonic Spinball had the best music ever
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>>165238967
Do they count the runners as staff or event costs? They do cover the traveling costs of runners, right?
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>jumps into an enemy
>changes decision mid jump and lands on the spikes
"not getting any good patterns right now"
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>>165241661
always makes me laugh
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good run
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>>165241608
They make runners pay $50 for a pass to the event
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>shitaku
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Someone's working really hard to keep making worse and worse donation messages
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huh i just read the schedule where are the good games?
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>>165242020
At ESA
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Do swedes only have a nes to play on?
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>troyan
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>sweden
>2 in the back
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>plugs his twitter
>recently retweeted a guy saying "When u about 2 nut but she keep suckin"
Yup, that's a ban
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>Gets good RNG
>"I've never seen that before!"
>*clapping*
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>>165242051
Anything past NES is reserved for refugees.
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>hits like a truckthh
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>autism speech
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>>165242296
I cant believe the mad man actually went for it.
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why doesn't the schedule have what platform the game is being played on in it?
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>>165242339
who care anyway did you donate yet?
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>Bishi Bashi Special soon
>not a race
Why would you do this?
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>>165242379
no
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>open stream
>"And that ends our NES block"
Fuck this retarded scheduling.
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>>165242501
no sniff this time kid
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>>165238272
True /fgg/ lad.
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how do we stop ds dad
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attending this actually seems pretty fun and comfy, a nice way to take a vacation from work.
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>>165242541
The timeslots are so Americo-centric its painful.
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>>165242635
Literally me
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>>165242541
It was 70% setup
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>>165242635
There's so much frustration in their eyes
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>>165239271
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>>165242635
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https://youtu.be/CwxQLKcanCA?t=516
kind of amusing reaction video so far
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>>165239787
Shovel Knight race was very close
Valdis Story had awesome movement and hearty chat
Descent II is the best run of the event with all the puke camera action and rappid commentary
Mario block was decent with how hard andrew got his old ass handed to him.
Doom had some nice custome cutscenes.
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im trans
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sand digger is my favorite moment so far
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I haven't watch an AGDQ in a really long time, wtf happened? Where all the fun antics and people who dress up and stuff? Wtf is this shit?
It's just people running games quickly while someone reads off donations, how did they manage to fuck it up this bad and take away all the appeal?
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>0 kunai run
Aren't they what he's throwing?
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>>165242774
>setup
>for NES
>for a block all on NES
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>>165243004
I was just about to say. I think they meant 0 shuriken..
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>>165242987
It's a job now. No time for fun on this snore train, all aboard.
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>>165242987
Conservatives got triggered at dressup and plushies so that got banned.
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>>165242635
Girls are the worst!
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>>165242820
I still don't understand what's happening here
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>>165243245
can you let us bring back the costumes and plushies pls ty
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>>165243275
She got really bad period cramps
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>>165243245
Calm down kid. That was before you got recruited into the twitter war for capitalism.
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>>165243370
are you even reading what you're replying to
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Germany banned again?
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>Shinobi
>Expert 0 kunai
>Using kunai left and right
Did I miss something?
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Why does the running animation look like he is holding his hat to not fly off?
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>>165243039
Just looked it up and they're the only thing he can throw, this is definitely a fuckup
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>>165243560
those are shuriken
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>>165243609
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>>165243882
>blonde asians
dick status:muh
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Household champion of Bishi Bashi Special here, can GUARANTEE I'd demolish the cunt about to play in a 1v1
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>>165243882
>dingo
why is korea appropriating my baby eating culture?
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>come back after fapping, showering, "cleaning" my room and making some food
>webm anon made juicy content for the things i missed
>mfw
>>165242451
is it a real girl?
sucks how you gotta wonder all the time with the rampant tranny plague
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>>165243882
>literalgoddess.webm
>plastic blonde korean
well meme'd friend
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>I lost my cancer
How horrible.
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>>165244061
you missed it by about a year?
and ya, that was a real girl
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>>165244165
apparently i did
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this game is hella autistic weaboo shit
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Requesting screenshot of GET YOUR BURGERS OUT
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>mega man x race with calebhart42 and 3 literal whos
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Still better than that trials HD community map speed"run"
>>165244093
>plastic
You say that like it's a bad thing
>>165244338
This doesn't do it justice honestly. Get some friends round and use it as a party game, I've lost a controller to bishi bashi special
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>>165244374
>mfw caleb will fuck up again
something is not right with that boy
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This is gay, but I really like this shitty community <3 make speedrunning gr8 again
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>>165244391
B-but i prefer before...
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So SGDQ 2016 was fucking horrible aside from Bonesaw, but he's banned now
What ever happened to the, like, 20 people in a room with one girl asking the runner to stop because she's knitting
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>select the bunnygirl
this game is never getting back in
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>>165244560
Hello /v/
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>>165244560
RIP Runnerguy
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>>165244560
can you stop?
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>encouraging casualshits into speedgaming
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>>165244391
It's bad sometimes.
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>>165244814
>HDremakes
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>>165244814
ayyyy
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>>165244838
SHUT THE FUCK UP PCFAT ITS ONLY 60 BUCKS WHAT ARE YOU POOR? I WILL BUY WHATEVER I LIKE AND I LOVE THIS GAME SO MUCH I BUY IT EVERY THREE MONTHS AGAIN AT FULL PRICE
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>>165244560
Snowfats run 2016 of Hotline Miami was based. They took the piss out of everything and just had fun. There were even maga hats involved.
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>hating plastic surgery
>girls literally spending their own money to look more attractive for you
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>>165244510
The slight smirk has its charm I guess
>>165244814
Jesus christ
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>>165244876
>those NES setup time
Literally how can they be this bad at plugging in a NES and then swap the cardridge?
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>>165244908
Women don't do it for men. They do it to deal with their own insecurity.
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>Crowtel
literally never heard of this game
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>>165244908
>girls
>related to speedrunning
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>that "crowd"
Just imagine sitting there with 2 other people
kek
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>>165245027
more reasons to never trust asians.
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>>165244952
Makes it even weirder that they removed the game system from the schedule. Would help in pointing out problems of the setup crew with certain systems.
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>>165245025
right you are, trannies only in this hobby
>>
>>165245123
asian female/white male ends in supreme gentleman for a reason my man
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>>165245016
Welcome to nighttime block aka EU primetime.Fucking retards
>>
>>165245193
#Brexit
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>>165244908
Word. Nothing wrong with girls like our Croni trying to fix their fucked UP noses.
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>>165244908
>their own money
Lol no.
>>
This is a very cute game.
>>
>announcer keeps mispronouncing my man boyks' name
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>cute plattformer
>chill runner
>snowstorm outside
>eating fruity oatmeal
It's comfy time.
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>>165245353
>bowl of carbs
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>>165242635
Is this supposed to be cringe? he's just shaking hands, what's wrong with that?
>>
>>165245193
Amerilards had to sit through 4 hours of FF1 if it makes you feel better
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>the game name is actually Crowtel Renovations
Added to my wishlist.
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>>165245397
Spotted the keto fag
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>>165245503
It's called FF people want to watch that.
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>>165245529
spotted the inflammation fag
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>>165245582
/srg/ was literally falling asleep
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>>165245397
>not beginning the day with OATZ N SQUATZ
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>>165239271
Don't bully jimmypoopins
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>>165245519
Oh nevermind the one on steam is a sequel or something.
>>
>>165245582
nobody wants to watch that shit
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>banned for writing tranny
what a shitshow
>>
>>165245871
Hello /v/
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>>165245353
that run looked beyond babymode easy
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Don't tell me that Trihex has been banned too
Is fucking anyone from the original GDQs left?
>>
>>165245965
Most of the original crew fucking sucks at their games after real talent came into the scene. The few left that are still relevant are maximum sellout letsplayers.
Stop idolosing fucking videogame players.
>>
wow, an actual speedrunning game
>>
>>165246051
>Stop idolosing fucking videogame players.
this. This is also why this turned into a shitshow. People started taking it too seriously
>>
This is the most tryhard game I've seen since mgsv and TLG.
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>>165246051
speedrunners are glorified video game players who shit away hours of their lives learning how to exploit a game to shave seconds off of the completion time. i'd rather care about someone with personality than a robot who can optimally complete a damn game
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What is this garbage game holy shit lmao
>>
>>165246142
it's a fps platformer that's in the style of that dark sonic character
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>I'd clap but I'm speedrunning
he's out
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>>165246097
I like it
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>chronogg donation reading during the run of the game they currently sell
>>
mega man block HYPE
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>>165246362
"Can you stop?"
>>
>all these horns
>>
DOOD METAL!!! \m/
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>>165246381
fuck off
>>
This game is such garbage. You can speedrun any game, that's the fucking point. You don't have to dedicate the game to speedrunning just because it doesn't hold any substance. Just bin it.
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>>165246381
>mega man block
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>tfw just had a cup of coffee with butter and MCT oil
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>that was a lot harder than it looked
:/
>>
Wow. A game with literally no clip enabled. What a trash game, huh?
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Someone get ahold of Klaige, let them know this game is making them feel unsafe because of all of this satanic imagery! My religion won't stand for this glorification of hell!
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>>165246781
check your christian normative morals, shitlord
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>>165246781
>conservatives getting even more shit banned
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>>165246829
christianity is not the norm anymore. And so became a trendy subculture to be part of.
Love
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>>165246883
MACA
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>>165246829
Excuse me, did you just assume my religion? I'll have you know I'm Catholic, the only Catholic president in the HISTORY of this country was assassinated, you shitlord. DON'T OPPRESS ME.
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>Ori and the blind forest
>vulajin
Nice, gonna have to mute the game with great music because of the autistic indian with the shit voice
>>
Does anyone here speedrun?
>>
>>165246942
catholic is still christian.
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>>165238846
why was bonesaw banned?
>>
>>165246987
they're not as autistic as protestant puritans though
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>>165247015
He told people to tweet Air Canada as a joke because they messed up his flight or something
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>>165246987
*catholic is true christian
ftfy
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>>165246987
Go tell that to Ireland and Northern Ireland.
You'll legitimately get murdered saying that to some people. You got a good chuckle out of me though, you're right but not according to most people.
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>>165246942
Catholic is just double speak for Whites only. PoC are only Pentecostal, Baptist, Methodist or Jehova's Witnesses.
STAY IN YOUR LANE
Jesus fucking christ, typing that out even as a joke made me want to vomit.
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>>165246987
don't joke around man, catholics are idolators, absolute heresy 2bh
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>>165247160
>Catholic is just double speak for Whites only.
There's a huge hispanic Catholic population, and a growing S. Korean Catholic population. No one gives a fuck about black people anyway, Not like Jehova is gonna get them into heaven anyway, Jesus doesn't want all of his shit stolen
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>>165247160
dude more shitskins are catholic than white people by a factor of 10, your pope is a cuck
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>>165247104
>*catholic is true christian
"Wrong".
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i unironically find twitch chat funny
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>>165247160
>protestants are mostly northern europeans
>catholics are mud europeans
>c-catholics are white
kek
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so this... is the power... of pc...
whoa...
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>>165247356
Thank you for catching the joke.
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>>165247185
>this is what protestants actually believe
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>>165247324
me too
so.. when are the good runs today?
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>quits out so he doesn't need to see the results screen
is that allowed
>>
I unironically think Edobean is hot.
>>
>>165247401
that wasn't the joke
>>
>>165247356
Irish people are quite literally the most white people on the planet. They have literally no skin pigmentation. A bleached sheet of paper has more color than they do.
>>
>>165247426
megaman x is at 5:15ish this afternoon
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>>165247514
>megaman
>good
pick one
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>>165247468
compare the irish population to the spanish speaking population. They are irrelevant in the catholic world
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>greetings from Venezuela
surprised that they can afford to donate
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>>165247696
autism
>>
Is this a let's play?
>>
why the hell is this on stream right now? i could literally learn this baby easy speedrun in a day
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kys biblethumpers no one cares for your made up harry potter labels
>>
This game looks like it should be going a lot faster
>>
>>165247324
It's cool seeing a flood of positive feedback but is just as bad when they are negative.
>>
mercy kill this shit
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>>165247898
upon doing as suggested i'd quickly find myself among your kind, so no thanks dude
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I feel bad for this guy, the game is comfy but he needs to talk louder and not choke on the boss. Keep trying man!
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>>165247889
>i could literally learn this baby easy speedrun in a day
5 bucks say otherwise.
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>>165248036
>he needs to talk louder
The tech crew just needs to use the setup time for audio level check. Music is audible this time strangely.
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>>165247904
I think the issue is there is no momentum really, just linear speed, so it doesn't feel like he's accelerating, or moving fast at all.
Seems to mostly be about learning the paths by heart and executing them flawlessly.
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>>165247514
ayy lmao
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RIP germans in chat
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>>165248234
why?
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>>165248306
Too much cancer.
>>
>>165248335
Did they ban the haHAA I'm first time donator for Germany haHAA memes?
Fuck they are a bunch of wankers.
>>
>>165248391
DEUTSCHLAND DatSheffy ÜBERNIMMT DatSheffy DEN DatSheffy CHAT
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>tfw no blueglass
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>>165248541
did he finally get banned?
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>that thicc that just walked by
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>>165248643
mike killed him, learn your agdq lore
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crowtel was superrrr cute
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>grindea
comfy game desu
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How much money is mike earning this year and what's his excuse for doing nothing this year?
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>turning the incentive into "vote for your favourite runner"
surprised they haven't done that for all of them
>>
Now this is awkward
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>meme run vs. another meme run
why not just do a .... speed run?
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>he thinks mega man isnt a comfy game to watch on agdq
sad!
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>oreo
>cookie
It's a fucking biscuit
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what's with the interviews after every single run? who fucking cares about these literal whos and their meme games
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>>165249046
>kill da 9 bosses with da lazer then kill da big boss with da lazer
>lets play this with 10 different version
kys
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>>165249079
disguising the setup time
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>>165249046
die
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>>165249079
fucking this, my fist marathon since 2014, holy shit its gotten bad
>>
>>165249046
megameme games are not fun to watch when they dedicate an entire day to them every single year. thankfully they've cut that down to a semi reasonable block
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I love seeing easy mode megaman especially where most of the tech is just walking through every enemy
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>>165249223
2013 I mean, the one that had that sweet mario race with sig and sicko
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>>165242501
god damn more of her pls
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>the state of that dudes hair line
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fug I've been in this thread since doom
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speedrunning in general was a happier time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWSHsiZnc44
> you will never experience the quest 64 race live again
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>we play on random seed to keep things interesting
MINECRAFT AND BOI FAGS BTFO
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>NERD jumper
>doesn't call it Burning Hands
Disappointed
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>speedrunning an incomplete early access game
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>>165249563
speedrunning is better now than it's ever been. games are becoming actually optimized now that the rise in popularity has brought in new talent.
most speedrunners don't care about GDQs. it's the retarded stream monsters who watch every year that keep it afloat.
>>
where's the speed, mike
>>
How do I make money from speedgaming?
>>
The nice thing about boring runs is that you have some time to watch interesting vods of the runs you missed
>>
>>165249893
have not been in the community since 2013, glad to know its going stronger
>>
>>165250127
cut your penis off.
>>
>>165250127
it's too late. you missed the boat.
if you sell your soul you might be able to make money streaming, but fat fuckin chance.
>>
what's with ivan and that pug?
>>
>>165249893
Yep I imagine it is like that everywhere. Evo is shit but it is easier than ever to get people to play games via discord and other means. AAA games are shit but there is a steady flow of awesome indie games for all flavours from classic Fallout to Solitaire.
>>
haHAA
>>
>almost halfway through
>$470k
>lot of this are probably fake donations to make sure banned speedrunners don't get their names as savefiles/characters
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>>165248874
$125000Thousand US Dollars
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>>165250127
Buy a good mic/camera
Run a game that is pretty popular but doesn't have a lot of other runners streaming it
Have enough autism to play the game every day but be normal enough to do viewer interaction
Bam, you're now making at least $200 a month
>>
>>165250673
>$200 a month
I make that much in less that a days work though, I'm talking real big dick money not "cool if you're 15" money
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>>165250673
>Buy a good mic/camera
>Run a game that is pretty popular but doesn't have a lot of other runners streaming it
>Have enough autism to play the game every day but be normal enough to do viewer interaction
Clintstevens strats.
>>
>2D
>Speedrun
>Good
Pick 2
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Can someone give me a drama update
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>>165250775
>Clintstevens strats
Missing
>be good enough at your game that you always seem to be on "the run" near nightly but choke it for almost a year until you one day miraculous PB and then repeat the process for another year
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>>165250836
Cyberdemon and pvtcb are causing drama.
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>>165250769
It's too late to be a big player. Your streaming will just be supplemental income.
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>>165250775
>use adderall
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>>165250836
dindu nuffin broke gdq rules and got banned
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>basically a roguelike game
STOP
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
>>
Gonna sleep now, nn bois
>>
What is this? Just tuned in and this looks like a talk show or something.
What game are they even talking about?
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>>165251048
He was referring to the arcade mode and said its roguelikelite game, whch technically it is
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>>165251125
What roguelike elements does it have?
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>>165251195
The arcade mode? Randomness, perma death
>>
I absolutely hate what has happened to GDQ but why do I still fucking watch it?
>>
>>165251125
>not turn based
>anything to do with roguelike genre
I hate how the term got destroyed in recent years
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>>165251245
background noise/cringe moments
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>>165251256
this 100%
Binding of Isaac is NOT a roguelike, I don't care what your Steam store page says.
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>>165251235
>>
>>165251256
>>165251325
Its a roguelite then, you get what im saying
>>165251343
?
>>
Loving the audio production this year.
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>>165251325
Hey I got a Bingo!
>>
WYRN: What's your real name?
HAK: Hugs and kisses
ASL: Age, sex and location
WTTP: Want to trade pictures?
53X: Sex
CU46: See you for sex
NIFOC: Naked in front of computer
PAL: Parents are listening
KPC: Keeping parents clueless
PRON: Porn
ZERG: To gang up on someone
RU/18: Are you over 18?
Broken: Hungover
LMIRL: Let's meet in real life
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thicc spotted
>>
>>165251658
WTTS4M
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>>165251658
NEETNIFOC masterrace
>>
>>165251658
what code does kungfufruitcup use to lure boys to her hotelroom for the nightly gangbang?
>>
is there a single good game in agdq this year? i'm scrolling thru the future games and lterally fucking 0 of them look interesting
>>
>>165251826
>fuck it
did he just say that? or was that me hearing things?
>>
>>165251965
mega man block is gonna be lit senpai
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>>165251986
He said it alright.
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>>165251965
Doom 2k16
sunshine
crowtel
>>
PogChamp DAB PogChamp
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>>165251965
Castlevania block later today ought to be good.
>>165252021
BANNED
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>>165251965
catachumen
>>
>devs on the line
Oh boy, here we go again
>>
>this fucking sound guy
Jesus Christ, this is awful, how can you be so bad?
>>
Hey this is great. I love how the Mike Uyama LLC keeps embrrassing themself this hard while also trying to act super professional.
>>
UA IS ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE
>>
Phenomenal audio setup. You would think they would figure that shit out in 15 minutes EVERY TIME but no.
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>>165252205
this was so awful...
>>
The absolute fucking state of this setup
>>
>Every fucking game, every single year, they have devs on VOIP they have trouble with the sound
HOW?
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>>165252048
He said future.
>>
>game makes no sound
>player is kinda low volume
>hosts are loud
>couch guy is super loud
Well nice display of priorities there.
>>
>>165252339
Thanks for the late response!
>>
>>165252086
>man moonwalks while grunting for an hour straight
castlevania is bad
>>
soooooo how come there's been no monkeyposts since agdq started?
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>>165252454
hes busy right now
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2BH this should be called Awful Setup Done Slow marathon from now on 2BH
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BibleThump cancer is winning
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>this echo
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>flat out ignoring the dev's question
Audio guy still fucked up.
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>>165252240
The gift that keeps on giving.
>>
>echo
>devs not responding
>bad memes within less than a minute
quality run incoming
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>>165243154
>It's the conservatives who ban things from stream!
>5 trannies on screen at any given time
>people permanently banned from the event because they wear a hat
Surely you're not projecting one bit. Surely it wasn't actually oversensitive faggots who thought bringing plushies of cute girls was "problematic".
Seriously who the fuck shat in your cranium
>>
this run already sucks
>>
We passed the "Hyper Light Drifter with the devs in an echo chamber where they can occasionally hear the runner" donation goal!
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>"We can like sorta hear ya"
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>>165252454
How come there is no /pol/ posting since the pissleaks of drumfp?
>>
how is it possible to have this godawful production on a multimillion dollar event? absolutely pathetic
>>
>tech staff can't do a skype call
>>
i feel sorry for the dev
>>
A shame that such a cool game is ruined by the horrible sound setup.
>>
>>165252685
cute girl dude can you post more
>>
>shit memes
>no more devs
>no game sound at all
This is great, absolutely great.
>>
Technical difficulties hoorayyy!
>>
>>165252647
kys tard
>>
it seems like speedrunning this game actually makes it less fun to play
>>
If they want it so much for this to be a professional event they could start by getting basic shit like the sound right instead of banning people for small crap.
>>
>>165252832
eat a dick you dumb faggot, go cry about problematic conservatives somewhere else
don't do it too loud though because you might give your position away and the Pence organization will come get you
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>35 more minutes of this shit
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>>165252836
same can be said for most games
>>
One of the reasons this meh game even got funded is because of the famous musican making the OST and yet I can't hear the music.
>>
All that FUCKING AROUND just because some precious cunt wants to used a headset.
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>>165252836
applies to most games not named Daikatana
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>>165252921
I wanna smooch the cutie to the right :3
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>>165252913
yeah cool no fuck off
>>
>>165252991
>>165252927
youre right
shit hobby
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>>165252913
the trannies are going to stay at the event and you're going to be mad about it forever lol
>>
>>165252781
even when they do hear eachother the couch guy interrupts the devs lul
>>165252913
noone cares, go argue on /pol/
>>
>do you wanna talk about the game for a moment?
>they start talking
>immediately start screaming over them
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>>165253072
Trannies allowed, plushies of cute girls banned
this doesn't exactly make me hate conservatives for being intolerant to be honest
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>>165253157
>mean sjws took my toys away
lol
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>>165253102
every time
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>>165253157
>plushies of cute girls banned
??
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>>165253302
They literally got a stern talking to because of it
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>>165253225
>mean anon said blanket statement about conservatives
lol
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>>165253302
The more in you are with the Executives the less the rules apply to you
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no clue what the dev is saying
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stop talking over the fucking devs jesus christ
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>>165253302
gobl1n gets what gobl1n wants
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Imagine being so nuts that you actually believe banning complete groups of people you don't like is ok but banning toys for children in a charity event is reprehensible
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>>165253467
don't worry we'll get some donations in instead
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>>165253343
source
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>>165253467
>>165253514
>so when designing this lev-GREETINGS FROM GERMANY!
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>>165253424
Or it's just that some people don't want the focus on the same plushies sitting on the couch all event. It's fine to bring your own shit for a run as long as it isn't political.
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>>165253613
>political plushies
what the fuck are you talking about, it's just weeb/videogame plushies
????
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>>165253487
Leaving the stuff with trans people aside for a moment, who the fuck cares about plushies, they were there for fun. That they banned it IS reprehensible, because it's just a long string of them banning random as fuck shit that they don't like just because they seem hell-bent on draining any fun out of the event's atmosphere.
>>
imagine believing that everyone on an anonymous image board is the same person
>>165253487
nice tolerance milady ;^)
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>>165253613
hahahahahaha
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>nonstop dash across huge maps filled with absolutely nothing
>3-4 bosses where you can stand right next to them and spam attack for 15 seconds and they're dead
what a piece of indie shovelware
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Just woke up from my drunken stupor. Bit slow this morning after the sniffening.
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>>165253773
It also looks bad. It has the worst fucking perspective I've ever seen in a modern 2D game and the pixel style is the worst with no outlines and missing shader details.
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>>165253773
looks the exact same as fez and titan souls too, pretty disappointing honestly
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>>165253860
That must be cold as fuck.
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>>165253773
it's pretty hard to appreciate the speedrun if you haven't played it yourself.
Like the souls games speedruns are really just some raggedy guy jogging at a mild pace and occasionally rolling.
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>>165253989
dark souls is also bad
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>>165253964
Probably.
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>marathonshitters are all from /pol/
shaking my FREAKING head rn
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>>165254043
they can't all be SM64.
Did you play souls though?
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>>165253989
>it's pretty hard to appreciate the speedrun if you haven't played it yourself.
*It is pretty hard to appreciate a shitrun if you are not a member of the fanatic cult following of a game.
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>>165253964
i'm convinced women under 25 are immune to cold
like there's an inch of snow on the ground and it's 20 degrees out and a good 70% of them have yoga pants on
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i enjoyed this run more when i muted it
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>>165254172
>it's hard to like something you don't like
but fun things are fun!
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>>165254068
Do the 2 seats infront of the projector have a label on the back that reads "CAMWHORES ONLY"?
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>>165254221
Never underestimate a woman's ability to endure pain and discomfort in order to appear sexually appealing in any circumstance. Attracting a wealthy man is literally all they have to accomplish in life.
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>>165253773
>if you cut out 90% of the game with skips and use ng+ items the game looks like shit
wow surprising
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>>165254221
they alternate between completely immune, and absorbing heat energy like some kind of ice black hole.
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>>165254116
YOU are the marathon shitter from /lgbt/, since outside of marathons serg is /pol/-lite.
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>>165254321
I see frogs are returning home from school.
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>>165254406
You're welcome to argue the point.
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>>165254327
Is he using overpowered ng+ items? Is that why he can ignore the bosses' patterns completely, stand right next to them and the boss dies in 3-4 hits? Why do most of the maps appear to have no enemies or obstacles on them?
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>>165254515
my sides.
Hadn't actually read these, but this is gold.
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>>165254467
no he clips though doors, and exploits the boss AI. the items are default ng+.
>>
Bets on how long will the setup take this time?
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Let's talk about speedrunning now.
I think that these games are pretty good, and I enjoy the quality time that the creative runners provide us.
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>>165254445
No I rathervideogames
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>>165254467
Because he's dodging them. Do you watch speedruns of like Zelda or SotN asking the same shit?
>>
Trump supporters are mostly childless single men who masturbate to anime
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>>165254778
The games suck, the runners suck for the most part, the announcers are the worst we've ever seen, the tech crew is the least competent we've ever seen, and anyone that likes what GDQ has become is wrong.
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>>165254778
>talk about speedrunning
>doesn't talk about speedrunning
what did he mean by this?
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>>165254773
Short enough that they couldnt show off a single trick
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>>165254778
fuck you, i don't want libruls and sjws taking over my community
i never actually speedrun, by the way
>>
how hard will they choke this run?
>>
There's nothing, I repeat NOTHING wrong with masturbating to anime. Don't ever imply that again.
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>>165254851
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b96-w5hKKwY
I'm gonna run Sm64 on Emu it's gonna be comfy lads
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>>165254851
i hope that's true, i just forwarded it to the cia
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>>165254952
wtf both the guy and the girl somewhat resemble actual humans, what are they doing at GDQ?
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>>165254945
That is usually where bonus games you chip in for get played.
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Sm-smooth.
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>>165254952
her ass is fucking red
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>>165255102
The baboon scientists were right.
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>>165254952
>that dick buldge in the pantyhouse
hnnng
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>>165255095
>trip over own foot
>bad RNG
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
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>>165255171
are you high
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>>165254957
Don't hate the player, hate the game.
Drumpf made everything saloon viable. No need to back up any claim with pitty shit like facts because you can hide behind free speech and pathetic apologies.
Now shut the fuck up and shoop more pepes pissing on your subreddit.
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>>165254957
Why is it funny? That's been the tactic of the Russian shills and pretty much the entire stupid fucking "alt-right" the whole time. It's not really much of a surprise at all. Except they're doing it to the guy they wanted now for some reason.
>>
>>165255193
never lucky
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>>165255095
>see girl
>forget how to walk
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>>165255325
/our guy/
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>>165255296
Marathon luck.
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>Ori
Why a jewish name?
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>>165255296
never happened before
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>>165254851
so apparently half of USA?
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>>165255095
dat zombie expression on his face.
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>>165255294
>owning the shitlibs by making everyone believe their guy likes getting pissed on and having him flip his shit on twitter
lol sure showed those fags
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>>165255193
>trip over own foot
>dies
FUCKING SETUP CREW TURN THE AUDIO DOWN
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>>165255293
When will /v/ leave daddy?
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>already failed three exams during this marathon
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>dies almost immediately and has to basically restart
>audience claps like he did a neat trick
what
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>>165255294
>tactic of the Russian shills
>“The most brilliant propagandist technique will yield no success unless one fundamental principle is borne in mind constantly - it must confine itself to a few points and repeat them over and over.”
― Joseph Goebbels
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>>165255534
Get off the stream and study for your exams then, you pleb. You have no one to blame but yourself for failing.
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>>>/wsg/1488043
>>>/wsg/1488043
End of HLD, when someone's phone goes off.
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>it's another "vulajin won't shut up" episode
:/
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>>165255534
stupid faggot, just close the stream. Watch on yt in a week.
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>>165255638
it's an epic death warp!!!
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>>165255642
>free will exists
lmaoing at your life
>>
Who needs education when you can just be a career stream monster?
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>>165255534
>going into higher "education" instead of starting your own business
high lel
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>>165255642
>>165255723
I would have failed anyway, but I don't want to go on an offtopic tangent
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>>165255819
You just used your free will to reply to me. You didn't have to.
Rekt by your own logic.
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>>165255880
are you in highschool or a europoor
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>>165255481
Everything is /v/ now. Everyone behaves like they are on /v/ now everywhere.
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>>165255863
I would if I had money and my country didnt have absurd tax rates
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>>165255956
they didnt for most of the last couple threads but the little kids woke up it seems
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>>165255986
Ah, so she's autistic then, makes more sense.
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>>165255986
Did she tell him to bounce?
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>>165255941
Yuropistan
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>>165255986
>grill notices him
>immediately leaves
the ourest of guys
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>>165254952
all these "girls" are so fucking autistic
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>>165255910
How do you know he could've chosen not to? It's not like we can go back in time to find out.
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>>165256354
autism
pretty sure those are an overwatch characters pants so she's got the "wearing video game shit in public" thing going on
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>>165256354
trying to be funny for the stream and/or social
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>>165256354
autism spectrum disorder (ASD)
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>>165255534
Anime! It's okay! If you drop out of school you can live with me!
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I love discussing speedrunning on /vg/. I am having a wonderful time talking about speedrunning video games. It is one of my favorite things.
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>>165256575
That was an amazing trick in this speedrun broadcast! Save the animals!
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>nice
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>quick save abuse
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>absolutely a bunch of memelords
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>>165256575
>>165256645
If you hate it so much then just go play vidya.
>>
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>>165256860
absolute madlords
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>>165256860
reminder that these are what people who watch anime are like in real life
they deserve any and all bullying that they get
>>
Did you guys get the thing about bash?
How many more times do they have to mention it? God.
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>>165256860
What anime is that? I want to say boatgirl, but the hat kinda looks like Aria?
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>>165256937
>normal looking guy
>works out or played sports
>well groomed with a nice haircut
>talking comfortable for a large audience
?!?!
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>>165256937
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>>165256950
i missed it playing vidya. what is it? `
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>>165256896
Hate it?
Every time I come here I have fun.
Literally every day.
Please understand,
My day gets better every time I come here.
Every post I make fills me with joy.
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>>165257043
but touhou dolls aren't allowed
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>>165257043
goblin you poser
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>>165257059
theyre doing the game backwards so they don't get the bash ability that makes the entire game really easy so they have to say that it would be easy with bash about every minute
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>>165257025
You forgot
>memelover
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>>165257059
They don't have the ability to bash. Which would make basically every part of the game easier. But since he's a hardcore speedrunner who doesn't use bash he does it the hard way.
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>>165257119
it appears staff are immune to the rules
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Can you believe how wild and zany these absolute memelords are! What memelegends! What madmen!
H-YYYYYYOPE!
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>>165257119
The green one is a touhou.
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>>165253302
Which run is that?
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>>165257202
why does everyone have their head down in almost every pic ?
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>>165257320
Phoneitis.
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>>165257320
Imagine an entire society of people who can't make sustained eye contact.
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>>165257167
>>165257181
woah what an amazing player :O
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>>165257293
New Super Hook Girl
>>165257320
Would you rather have open mouths everywhere again?
>>
After watching every GDQ since 2011, this is the point I'm finally starting to stop caring. This event is 100% overtaken by autists, SJWs and trannies who are so desperate for validation they purposefully seek out easy speedrun games that they will never even bother to play casually.
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>>165257043
>guy who looks vaguely normal by comparison
>oilier than a middle eastern country
>20 something who looks 40 something
>that one dude in high school who got caught cranking it in the bathroom that one time
>future mass shooter
cool dudes all around
>>
Why do people here hate Mega Man so much?
>>
>>165257441
What games do you speedrun?
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>>165257441
im always optimistic because its so obvious now they cant let it get worse for next one
r-right... they will fix it...
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>literally referring to eachother as 'madman'
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IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE BECAUSE ITS A SEQUENCE BREAK
HOLY SHIT WHY ARE ALL SPEEDRUNNERS THIS RETARDED
OF COURSE THE GAME DOESNT MAKE SENSE IF YOU DO THINGS IN THE WRONG ORDER
FUCKING INDIAN CURRYSHITTER REEEEEE
>>
bant meme runners:
Blueglass
Werster
Bertin
Noir
gamepro011
Bonesaw
PvtCb
Cyberdemon531
Azorae
Am I missing anyone?
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>>165257043
hes fucking hot, who is he
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>more people watching league of legends than this
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>literally clapping at people eating Oreos
>>
I sure could go for some delicious Oreos™ right now!
>>
>>165257628
i dunno why you're looking so hard into a meme category that won a bidding war
the gravity manipulation is pretty dank tho, this run is turning out better than I expected given the commentary
>>
>There's Missy!
Where?!
>>
>speedrunner who didn't pay a girl after a "misunderstanding" (as in he thought she actually liked him) got beat up by some black dude.
Fucking lmao this event is a mess
>>
>>165257735
>the biggest esports event of the decade has more viewers than a small and comfy community event
You don't say?
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>>165257904
what? sauce
>>
>watching mike's marathon instead of working on your speedgame
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>>165257904
thought chibi wasnt going until sgdq
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>>165257912
>small and comfy
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>>165257954
Hello /v/
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>>165256998
Looks like You to me, she wears a bunch of hats.
>>165257119
Looks like touhou and Love Live, I recognize Maki and Nico.
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>>165257912
there is literally no event going on. unless being a wednesday is an event
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>>165257912
>small
>comfy
This is 2017, last time AGDQ was small or comfy was 2012, pops.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQNjbWVfIrQ
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>>165257904
>trying to rip off a hooker and making bad excuses about it
dude had it coming
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>35 minutes left
>final dungeon
???
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>>165257671
calebhart42
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>>165258158
it's small and comfy at the quieter times, like earlier this morning/late last night. most of it's not at all though unfortunately
>>
is ori a good game
>>
>>165257671
trihex
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>>165258126
>Looks like You to me
Oh gosh, I'm nowhere near that cute, tee hee
>>
half an hour ish till Castlevania block bois
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>>165258328
>game made post-ps2 era
it's shit
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>>165258275
>roidrage42
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>>165258158
>>165258141
>>165258042
REEL EM IN
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>>165258328
>not made in japan
It's shit
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>>165258328
Yes it's by the same dev that did Dust iirc which was also good minus horrible cutscenes.
>>165258405
PS2 was movie watching normalfag shit.
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>>165258352
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>>165258352
>>
How low did the viewer count drop during final fantasy?
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>using "greetings from austria" instead of "greetings from germany" even though they're the same thing
damn they're getting smarter about getting around the memefilters
>>
>>165258789
With jews you lose
>>
>>165258789
>those forced smiles
Mike U. standing with a gun off camera.
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>>165258873
>they're the same thing
>American geography
>>
>>165258789
kinda fucked up that they let jared out of prison to speedrun
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>>165258915
>gun
mono-cannon
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>>165258873
>NA education
>>
Reminder that the obsessed squid lover is at agdq which is why the posts have stopped
>>
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who is ready for 30 minutes of setup?
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>>165243275
Guy smiled awkwardly at her, she said eww
>>
>4000 dollar donation by an obvious furry
i am legitimately confused by every single furry having that much disposable income
>>
This is funny, I love Arab men so I am very pro immigration. Many people in my country (Germany) are upset over them, so I must pretend I am not excited for more lol.
In my heart I am shouting: open the door! Send more to me! lol
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the venue is like 10% full
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>>165259467
I sure am, rev up that empty seats camera
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all these plushies makes this hobby seem autistic af >:T
>>
>>165259557
Do_it_for_her.jpg
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>>165259705
>seem
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>>165259632
Blechy and the jew
Blechy and the jew
One is manlet, the other loves memes
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>>165259564
>>
>>165259632
What is that grey plush from?
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>>165259813
i'm not reading all this shit dude
>>
>>165259564
Greetings from germany!
>>
>>165259557
Welfare
>>165259864
Undertale
>>
>>165259813
/v/ please stop responding to people to tell them how nottrolled you are.
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>>165259870
The fish and the hook are the important part
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>165259813
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>>165258548
no that's ps3
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>>165258159
>grown ass man speedrunning
>>
>the yetee, official incentive sniper of gdq for the past 5 years
>>
SHODUN
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>originalbois
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>romscout not present for SotN
what happened?
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>>165260253
>literally sold because dvd player
kys
>>
>>165258126
Thats umi
>>
>>165261007
This sound is just annoying.
>>
>>165261030
haha epic troll /b/rother!
>>
>>165261030
Thanks!
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>>165261007
this is a good speedrun 2bh
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>>165261007
>Xbox 360 - 1997
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>>165261340
is there any advantage?
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>Saving during a speedrun
Epic
>>
>>165260670
>literally sold because of blu ray
stop defending your shit console
>>
>>165261496
/vg/ has a lot of garbage huh
>>
>>165261484
idk
It probably runs better? Maybe there's some Xbox 360 only tricks?
>>
remember when mecharichter got mechasalty after our dude blew him the fuck out
>>
>>165261128
every speedrun of castlevania sotn and after is the worst sounding shit in the world
>>
>>165261660
Isn't the music for Castlevania good? Why is the tech team so shit.
>>
>>165261756
It's hard to hear it over all the grunts from Richter in a speedrun.
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>>165261756
The music is good, but that doesn't translate into good sounds elsewhere. That's been the one constant in the series' history.
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>>165261756
the music doesn't matter when the game audio is 90% grunting and screeching due to the movement stuff
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Epic Cthulu reference, bro!
Now tell me about those narwhals!
>>
I need to replay the Castlevania series, or maybe just the good ones.
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>>165262093
Define "good".
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>>165262093
>just the goods ones
But that's still playing ~80% of the series.
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>>165262141
I appreciate you.
>>
>>165261484
>>165261630
xbox 360 has poor emulation and is faster than the originals all around. It's sort of like ocarina of time on Wii, but without the revisional difference drawbacks.
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