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>>165198834

>>165217921

Wait, what year does TF2 take place in? How old is Scout?

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Make sure to listen to Blink-182 every day while drinking X-Treme Capri Sun and playing a Blockbuster rented copy of Mario Party 2 and Smash 64 with your bros.

Fluffy pizza or party bird bosom.
Yes or no?

>>165218465
What? Did you have a stroke or something while writing that?

>>165218315
68. Apparently 27. Still old enough to be a guard.

Scout is LITERALLY Jerma now

>>165217921
Please elaborate.

>>165218283
This is really rad, thanks.

>>165214393
>The Bite was really more an ominous event Scott thought up the name for in the vein of the Clone Wars as potential justification for Foxy and Freddy's states.

God, is there any way to make FNaF scary again short of a reboot?

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Reposting for anyone who jumped threads early.
>>165216994

>>165217507
>>165217627
!!!!

Thanks for the session thread. I'll be re-opening requests while I make sure the session gets archived properly.

>>165217627
Way to go anon.

>>165218640
Be still, unless anyone thinks that moving might be a good idea. Still listen and see if Chica says anything important.

>>165218601

Man, he'd be 46 years old by 1987. And I figured he was much younger, like 19 or early twenties.

>>165218985
Oh well this >>165218991 then if the quest is still going.
So are "controller movements" and the like gonna be based off of post numbers or something?

>>165218889
Make an entry that stands on it own and doesn't try answer any "burning questions" people had about the previous games. Don't pander to the theory part of the fanbase that's obsessed with the lore but instead focus on making a good, scary game. Evaluate what made the first game's animatronics creepy, and self-flagellate if you say "jump scare".

No more prequels. Move forward.

Also, watch and read some good horror classics to figure out what makes them work as well as they do.

>>165218985
>that controller
>that goddamned filename
You are an evil man bev

As for requests, how about Beamz leaning toward the viewer with a very clear view down her sweater?

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>>165219176
Nah. Just thought it was an appropriate means of doing the whole 'to be continued' deal on top of just having a little fun. The entire quest has been designed to not require dice rolls and is instead 100% reliant on anons giving input.

>>165219571
Just doing my job. Hm...

>>165218443
>Blockbuster
I can't help but think that Blockbuster would set up some kind of special offer in Fazbears.
Like say a phrase to the cashier and you get a blockbuster discount or something.
Ha, forgot to take off the autopost

>>165219250 #
Also go back to the uncanny valley thing he had going back in the 1 and 2 days

>>165218985
Rerequesting Toy Chica dancing and being flirty with both Withered Bonnie and Withered Freddy.
If that's in the pipeline then how's about Puppet raising a plush army?

This thread needs extreme thirstposting right now.

>>165224346
I'd rather go with Game discussion.

>>165223980
>Untitled
Fuck happened to Benis during the past 4 days?

>>165224346
Which freddy would you kiss on the mouth
>>165224431
Which freddy would you want to be suited by

>>165224942
Toy Freddy, he would read you a book to comfort you in your final moments.

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Trust is not so easy to gain from her

>>165224346
Like my extreme need for Chiclet?

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>>165225294
you want some suck

>>165225478
Hot

>>165225478
>suck
>not succ

>>165225478
>Roommates - Ch. 55 (The Spookiest Blowjob)

>>165225109
What if it's Silver Eyes though

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>>165225478
WHY DOES SHE FUCKING HAVE TEETH

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New EndoQuest Archives can be found here: http://i.imgur.com/xqeRDdl.png

Requests are going to be open for at least a few more hours, and lewds are go but the motivation to draw them is pretty low.

>>165221923
Going to be doing the puppet raising a plush army one. The first request would take quite a while to complete tonight and I'd prefer just winding down from the quest instead of trying to rush through drawings.

>>165225860
I dunno. That's something nobodies ever brought up in universe. All the birds have 'em; even the ones still with beaks.
For her, maybe they could be like dentures or something. Like a quick fix for her lack of proper mouth.

>>165225967
FemFreddy getting hugged from behind and having her neck licked and her tits squeezed hard? That has to be easier to draw than my previous requests that you've attempted but haven't been able to finish.

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>>165225860
Why wouldn't she?

>>165225824
Then I am wanting to get suited and to die to be released from the torment. Toy Freddy makes you want to get suited so that you die doing something that you wanted and can then die happy. Toy Freddy knows what he is doing.

>>165225967
Mangle in noodly form coaxing an orgasm out of Toy Freddy.

>>165225967
Tracy being too tall to get through a doorway.

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Drew a Repaired Mangle/Toy Foxy

I always liked the idea of that other head being a puppet and since Funtime Freddy has one, I feel that it's a bit more plausible.

>>165227727
Cute.

So what is your favorite part of each game?

>>165218443
Need more of this

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>snowed in with seafood and hopeless amounts of beer and porn
>power outages

How do you stop Freddy from stuffing you into a suit? I was thinking of bacon grease and vaseline to slip out of his grip, but those are things a guard in a hypothetical pizzeria or a Home Alone invasion would have.

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>>165227950
Dying

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>>165219571

>>165227950
The Atmosphere

>>165227070
Oh yeah, she's like 8 feet tall, right?

>>165228315
Probably plenty of stuff stashed away in maintenance closets for you to Tim the Toolman Taylor your way to 6AM like floor wax, ladders and other things.

>>165227950
FNAF 1-
The panic when you lose track of someone. Also, the Toreador March and Foxy's sprint. Lotta good bits.
FNAF 2-
The early part of the game when the Toys are working hard to get into the office is better than the game Night 4+

FNAF 3-
Springtrap's poses on the cameras and the Night 5 reveal. I didn't expect that, glad I wasn't spoiled for it. Probably the biggest spoiler in the series.

FNAF 4-
lol. The clicking of the flashlight is pretty satisfying I guess.

SL-
Crawling around in Ballora's room and the "what the fuck" ending

>>165228726
7-8 feet, I'd say.

>>165228493
>>165228637
I meant more like one moment from each game.

>>165228315
Play dead ;)

>>165228776
Any for FNAF World or no?

>>165227950
>freddy on the cameras, esp. the right door
>chica / bonnie in the room with you
>having to search for springtrap's eyes on each of the cameras spooky~
>deathmatch with fredbear
>killing scott
>private room with Ennard

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>>165228726
>>165228787
Yeah that sounds about right.

>>165228620
Low shoulder sweaters have to be the best freaking thing in the world.
Thanks Bev.

How was it with drawing the position?

>>165229272
Pretty easy, given the head was in a good angle for ratio reference. Hardest part was actually trying to justify how much cleavage would be showing with her sweater, so I spent most of the time browsing for fabric references.

>>165228931
Oh in that case
The First one, Foxy's sprint down the hall way, as well as the animatronic scream

The Second one, Withered Foxy able to jump you if you don't flash him enough

The Third one, probably hearing those old training tapes

The Fourth one , I'm not sure, probably the opening and closing of the door being so tense

And Sister Location, the custom nights, mainly Funtime Freddy's Lines

>>165229017
Never played FNAF World.

>>165229495
No FNAF World for you either?

>>165228315
A salt circle.

>>165229774
I think the comparable disinterest in FNAF World is that a lot of people are still in it for the horror. World was the first game I skipped buying on release since it didn't seem to have any horror elements in it or an underlying story.

>>165229774
Haven't seen or played it, didn't really interest me

>>165229439
I was actually thinking about the cleavage also and struggled a bit over whether it should stay the same height or shorten it slightly after seeing the pic.

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>>165229925
What?

>>165230472
Things.

Anyway, I missed a couple things from reading your post speedreading late at night is bad and didn't proofread/make sure what I am saying made sense.

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>>165221923

>>165232105
Good one.
10/10.

>>165232105
So your puppet isn't a human in a suit anymore?

>>165232716
FemPuppet was the human in a full body suit.

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>>165226280
Sorry for not managing all three stipulations.

>>165233228
It's all good. Still 10/10 cleav.

What if the Puppet is Ennard inside a costume, and that's why it's able to bind kids' "souls" to robots?

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>>165227070
Here yah go. Came to realize that it's not just her height that would keep her from getting through the door, but her tail as well. Yes she could just squeeze through via crawling but she's not built for that.

That's all for the night. Hope everyone enjoyed the quest and that my schedule permits another session soon. Btw, problems or critiques on the quest session? Forgot to ask with the last session post.

>>165234354
A robot with a soul? Don't forget the puppet also appears a phantom, which is either a hallucination or an outright spirit. The puppet is just a weird fucking anomaly, and I would prefer it remain that way.

>>165234354
I thought about this a while ago, but the only problem I can think of is then the kid purple kills outside the restaurant has no place in the story.

>>165234609
Maybe in 2 but even then he was clearly a ghost kid.

>>165234873
Holy cow, it's Ruc and a Freddy model that looks even better than what I remember.

>>165234557
>not built for that
No kidding, her hips would get stuck real good in that doorway.

>>165234873
>Fuck you lookin' at

>>165235072
Could easily make that lewd and have it be a doorway version of that flash game where the girl is stuck in a window frame.

>>165234761
Rude ?

Anyone here see the new shit they added to Tattletail? Gotta find all the eggs for it.

>>165236056
That game looks so bad.

>power goes out before you write a story

Man did I dodge a bullet

>>165238420
>power goes out before you release a story
Man you did dodge a bullet.

>>165236056
What separates this seeming FNAF fangame from the others? Aside from actual free-roaming, it seems. I'm afraid to look up actual let's play footage.

>>165239315
It's more like Slenderman than anything. Not FNAF-esque at all. Sticks to the fear of shitty 90's toys though, going with the Furby theme. Looks alright.

Ok guys this must be a done to death topic but I'm really fucking confused.

Was the phone guy the killer or the purple guy or whoever?

I mean it makes sense to me and I havent been convinced otherwise. In FNAF 1 on the 4th night its assumed he died? as in the recording he tells you to look in the suits if you get a chance ? we also can safely assume all the animatronics were there when he died as well.

Now, could we also say he went to dismantle the suits but they came after him and he probably went into springtrap? as he knew quite a lot about the suits. He probably even thought he'd survive hence him asking the guard to check the suits in the back if he gets a chance which means he was in the backroom?

Another thing is we hear him in FNAF2 say Foxy is his favourite and in a cutscene of purple guy killing the kids he first see's foxy and smiles/laughs. So is this a hint? Another thing is in FNAF3 we see Springtrap and he's clearly different to the other animatronics in the way that he even jumpscares. I mean he comes at you like a guard or something would as he tries to grab you.

We also know that something is stuffed into Springtrap from the way he looks. Another thing for me is that he's a recurring theme in FNAF and the only guy who didn't quit himself as everyone else did or got fired.

What do you guys think or could anyone help me understand?

>>165241780
1. Phone Guy could not have disabled the animatronics as shown in FNAF3 cut scenes, because the purple character actually succeeded at that, meaning nothing could have attacked you in FNAF1 if those events occurred simultaneously. There would just be pieces on the floor and a guy screaming about ghosts somewhere in the building.

2. Those are likely just red herrings meant to generate more speculation. I think in the Go! Go! minigame, the purple figure could be speculated as smiling simply because he killed a bunch of kids and is feeling pretty jazzed about it. Springtrap could be argued as moving more human-like simply because he is a human, not purely an animatronic, and the common assumption is that the murderer was an employee like Phone Guy anyway.

He just got suited. Nothing special. Guy just died.

>>165243308
So then who is Springtrap is it the phone guy and if so why does he try to kill you?

Also if the purple guy is springtrap then when does Sister location come into this?

>>165243763
Up until SL the simplest explanation was that Phone Guy kicked the bucket and the kid killer was locked inside Springtrap. Now all of that has been thrown into disarray with the introduction of the novel's murderer, William Afton, into what seems to be the continuity of the original games, and there's the possibility he never died at all. I can't help you with that part, as I outright refuse to consider them all one narrative. But, some people used to argue there were two murderers, or one murderer and a patsy, back before FNAF3. That idea has seen a bit of resurgence now. If you're really bent on believing Phone Guy killed some kids, I guess you could defend it using that.

>>165243763
The consensus here is that Phone Guy is just some asshole that'd been working for Fazbear's for years and eventually got suited. Purple Guy is the dude that was killing children. In Sister Location it's revealed that the Funtime animatronics, and possibly all the others, were made by a guy named Afton, which was the surname of Purple Guy in the book.

From here there are two theories. The first is that FNAF3 was a red herring and Michael, the protagonist of Sister Location and son of Afton, was the one who got killed by Springtrap. The other theory, which is the one accepted here, is that Afton got Springtrapped and Michael got scooped at the end of Sister Location and worn by Ennard like a meatsuit.

reminder that scott planned this out all along
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vd0UOVj07tg

>>165244274
Hmm okay that makes sense but I'm just suspicious as we're not told or theres no news as to what happened to the phone guy. The fact that after FNAF1 the FNAF 3 game is supposed to take place if I'm remembering it correctly is adding to my suspicion that Phone guy is in springtrap.

But then everything people here mentioned throws it out. I mean the two murders thing kinda makes sense >>165244160 if we say Afton was one and the phone guy who has worked at the place for long is either another or is helping him cover up.

I'm surprised a game like FNAF has a good and complex plot desu unless people are just making it complex. Phone Guy also telling us some stuff which would seem additional and unnecessary like foxy being his favourite and him not liking the puppet is also a bit of a mind boggler.

>>165244596
The sounds we hear over the phone in the fourth night's phone call in FNAF1 are consistent with Phone Guy being in the security office. You can hear Foxy pounding on the door, and you can hear the power going out. Not only that, but the phone calls take place prior to the events of FNAF1, presumably during the previous week. Yet, in FNAF3's cutscenes Purple Guy destroys the animatronics. The timeline wouldn't match up.

>>165245507
>you can hear the power going out
no you don't

>>165246151
Yeah, you're right. I misremembered the phone call. Freddy starts playing his music that he plays when the power goes out but Foxy is still banging on the door, so I guess he was playing it to be a piece of shit.

>>165245507
You dont hear the power going out and also he ask you to look in the back in the suits if you get a chance.

If you get stuffed in the suit your dead so why would he ask unless he went into springtrap and knew if he moved about he'd die?

>>165246346
It could just be the desperate last wish of a man hoping against all odds that he could survive getting shoved into an animatronic's costume long enough to be rescued. Or Scott could just be trying to be spooky.
Something important to remember about FNAF1 is that it wasn't made with a big story or any sequels in mind. It was Scott's hail mary. After a lifetime of failures, he would either succeed and keep making games or fail and get a different job. The guy was planning on killing himself until his insurance company found out. He outright said in an interview that not only was his life worthless, but so was his death. The guy didn't develop the first game with plans for making more.

>>165246346
>why would he ask unless he went into springtrap and knew if he moved about he'd die
Are you >implying that he was making the phone call from the Spring Bonnie suit?
Because that's retarded if you are.

>>165248239
Before he went into the suit. Heck the animation showing the ghosts chasing purple guy shows him on his phone just before going in the suit.

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>>165248579
>the animation showing the ghosts chasing purple guy shows him on his phone just before going in the suit.

>>165246346
Because he probably thought he'd reanimate inside a costume. We never verify this in the games ourself.

>>165244415
William's got cyberautism after spending so much time locked up in a coffin. Sad!

>>165244160
The book is still different from the games. Purple shares the name but in the book he's a lifeless ugly scar-ridden freak who only feels alive inside Spring Bonnie and was forever a Fazbear employee/mall cop while in the games he's a very intelligent owner of his own robotics corporation with an orgasmic voice and three children. What happens in the book is separate from the events in the games, it's a different continuity.

Funtime Foxy has a speaker but doesn't actually say anything. Is there a reason for this beyond Scott being teasing with the gender again?

>>165251086
Remember, Scott said the book was a retelling, aka non-canon but shares similar ideas such as names for the characters.

>>165251901
DING DING DING, Scott loves to do that, I'll provide more examples later if you want.

>>165251901
You really think Scott would troll his own fans like that? Have a little faith, anon. Funtime Foxy is just a broken sweetheart with a tail of gold and perfect dick sucking lips.

>>165252697
So does this mean that Michael was the kid who got bit?

Because three Michaels are a little excessive.

The phoneguy is the worst kind of man in this world. He himself does not kill, but teaches others how to make roadside bombs. The world does not need men such as he, I am sure you will agree. The man thinks he is safe because he works as secutiry. I seriously doubt he will survive the week. That is because *you* are on the job. You are going to walk in there like a big man and take him out. The Freddy Fazbear's pizzeria can be very generous. Good money always.

>>165244596
Hello, hello? Uh, meesa wanna record a message for yousa to help you get settled in on yousa first night. Meesa actually worked in dat office before yousa. Meesa finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact. So, meesa knows it can be a bit overwhelming, but meesa here tellin you der's nothing to worry about. Yousa goin do bombad. So, weesa focus on getting you through yousa first week. Okay?
Uh, weesa see, first der's an introductory greeting from da company that I'm supposed to read. Uh, it's kind of a legal ting, yousa know. Um, "Welcome to Freddy Pazbear's Featsa. A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering dat damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed wit in 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced."

Blah blah blah, now that might sound bad, meesa know, but der's really nut ting to worry about. Uh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do meesa blame dem? No. If meesa was forced to sing dose same stupid songs for twenty years and meesa never got a bath? Meesa probably be a bit irritable at night too. So, remember, dees characters hold a special place in da hearts of children and we need to show dem a little respect, right? Okey Day?

I spent a year in the Freddy Fazbear's once, in the dark. It's a hell-hole. Covered in raw sewage. Guards breaking some kids' fingers with a hammer just out of pure fuckin' meanness. Men die of deglovement there all the time. I saw a guy in the opposite shift catch a rat with his teeth, because they had him in handcuffs 24 hours a day for two months. He couldn't eat. Seeing someone do that... he was weeping while he crushed it to death in his mouth. Seeing his eyes, his face... it's madness. He was dead three days later.

>>165253525
>>>/tv/

>"Father, it's me Michael. I did it. I found it. It was right where you said it would be. They were all there. They didn't recognize me at first, but then they thought I was you. And I found it and I put it back together, just like you asked me to. She is free now. Something is wrong with me. I should be dead, but I'm a nigger. I've been living in shadows. There is only one thing left for me to do now. I'm going to come find you. I'm going to come find you."

I'm no SJW but I felt fhis was a bit too much, even for Scott.

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>>165254998
What did he mean by this?

>>165254998
Scott is a proud transblack Christian lesbian, how dare you question xir allowance of using the n-word

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is it safe to come out now?

>>165258724
ded thread
it's safe

>>165258724
Foxy and Freddy were always the most interesting of the four, mechanically. Seeing them change poses or cameras did really good at instilling "oh shit" feelings.

Those are some really nice models, but what's up with the silver eyes? I'm just curious.

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>>165258724
NO ONE IS SAFE

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>>165258927
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>>165259435
WUZZAAAAAAUUUUUUUP?!

>>165235168
>attempt to push her tush through the doorway
>"accidentally" get a facefull and front and center view of her shapely behind
I would not mind this

>>165248579
>>165241780

The "phone" is probably a tire iron or whatever Purple used to smash up the robots. Purple got springtrapped when the place was shut down. The last thing Phone Guy would want to do is smash up the robots, anyways.

Phone Guy's actual fate in the games is either dying, or getting shipped off to some warehouse for all eternity inside of a suit. We might've gotten answers for his fate if Scott kept doing sequels, but we didn't. In the Original Trilogy, Purple skipped town between 2 and getting trapped. Phone Guy's death is to show that they're serious about stuffing you into a suit, not where the killer ended up.

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So what shall it be? Do you join the Unity, or do you die here? Join. Die! Join. Die!

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alright everyone. positions.

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>>165260182
*click*

how's it hanging everyone, been busy with animation and college so haven't really been active but i've figured out a method to make some stuff quick, so i guess content soon

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>>165234626
Maybe that's the purpose of his death. Kid dies outside the restaurant and doesn't come back- kid dies inside the restaurant and DOES come back, because of Ennard/Puppet's science.

>>165260718
Things have been turbulent here.

How long did it take to do that Starchy Puppet?

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>>165258724
>>165259435
>>165260182
>>165260718
Look at those god damn cuties.
Except for Foxy. Gmod Foxy will always be best.

>>165258724
>>165259435
>>165260182
>>165260718
Hey Ruc, good to see ya.

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>>165261334
that took a relative amount of time considering the guy that helped model the body took like 2 months to actually send me the damn finished model, to which i then ported into sfm and the rest is history

since then though i'm actually starting to pick up modelling stuff myself, once i feel comfortable with doing it i'm probably gonna consider going through the booru and seeing what would look good in 3d, but right now i'm making basic stuff like pic related
>>165261580
danke crisis sama
>>165261616
hehehe

>>165261580
Speaking of cuties, she's the cutest Purple Gal ever.

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>>165261882

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>>165263208
You'll give us a slice for our nice words? How thoughtful.

>>165264137
>Klondike predicted Roommates way back in 2014

>>165264329
I miss Klondike.

>>165263208
If I call her a naughty bitch will she be happy?

>>165252957
A name is never given to the kid who got bit.
And while three Michaels does sound excessive, Michael is a common name to have.

>>165261580
>>165263208
And look at this god damn cutie.

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>>165264864

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>>165263208
Question, Crisis. Is Bongland underwater or has it become a modern version of pic related?

>>165267617
You are bad and not good and sometimes rude and sorta uncute

>>165267617
Now don't make me call you adorable.

>>165267617
Such a sassy little bitch.

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>>165268196
>>165269241

>>165269207
Why ruin her good mood.

>>165219087
Well, the comic in which they give scouts age is set a few years after the game, so he is a bit younger in TF2 proper.

>>165269485
If it makes you happy, anticutie

>>165269485
Fine, your a bitch. one of the absolute worst people on the face of this planet if not history. You would kill an entire orphanage without batting an eye. You would paint you house with their blood and make the rivers run red with it. On top of that you can be one of the rudest people alive without a single shred or remorse or irony to it.

In short, if a picture was but in the dictionary to help show what a bitch, asshole, murderer, madwoman, and things like that were. It would like a photo-album of just you you and more you. Hell they might just take all those words and put them on one page and have a poster of you on the other page to show just what one looks like.

D-Did I do good?

>>165269572
those TF2 comics are such a love/hate relationship, absolutely love them but I hate waiting 9months to a year for the next issue, especially with the cliffhanger

>>165269485
Hateful, scheming, deadly little witch who hates everyone and everything. All you care about is trying to kill and berating everyone who crosses your path. You're a bitch, a horrible little twat.

>>165252804
>sweetheart with a tail of gold and perfect dick sucking lips
I don't need this thirst this early

>>165270725
Well she does like her Spring Bonnie, Emibito, and assumingly Hope (humanized Mangle) as well.

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>>165270271
>>165270725

>>165271869
You're cute when you're all flustered like that

>>165271869
Oh don't think I'm done yet bitch. Not even your own family accepts you anymore. Your actions have caused more pain than I thought a single person could do in a lifetime. Your a monster, I can't even think or call you as a person because of how you killed those kids. Not even the devil has sympathy for you, and god has already turned his eyes away from you.
Any shred of you being a decent person was all just a farce just to manipulate people so you could get close to them and hurt them.
How you can stand to look at yourself in the mirror is beyond me.

But damn you are still cute, might just hug you.

>>165271869
You're the most worthless, hateful, useless waste of oxygen and carbon to ever exist. I want to degrade you, demean, you, and make you feel like the lowest form of existence.

Ready for orgasm?

>>165271869
Your mother.

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Why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?

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>>165273380
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

>>165273380
Why are you wearing that stupid human suit?

>>165271869
You are such a piece of filth that there is only one thing that I can think of that might fix you. A loving/hateful relationship where either I change you, or you change me to being like you and we become two of a kind.

But first I'm thirsty and you seam to be a little stressed, how about I go down under to fix both of our problems at once?

>>165273562
>>165273567
Why is a robot wearing a skin suit wearing another robot suit?

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>>165271869
>Her eyes looks like drooling bucktheet mouths

>>165273812
Its not, though.

>>165274969
Ennard could have worn a spring suit to see what it was like two be wearing a flesh suit wearing a robot suit. I know it probably didn't happen, its just a funny thought that came into my head.

>>165267969
I bet you're the same guy who kept posting that one panel from Superior Foes. What is it with people in this thread and running jokes into the ground?

>>165276041
They get a decent amount of (You)s the first time and want to get more.

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>>165272435
>>165273162

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>>165273934
2 minutes in paint

>>165276041
>thinking this is a /5N@F/-only thing

The entirety of 4chan specializes in taking other site's jokes and turning them into memes drilled so far into the ground they emerge in China, and it's been doing it since its birth.

>>165276485
found the redditor

>>165276369
Aw yeah, that's how it's done.

>>165275354
Yeah, it'd be pretty funny.

I'm hoping we get more Ennard shenanigans in FNAF 6. Imagine if it scoops one of your co-workers during the day for some The Thing-style voodo bullshit. Would be really fun.

>>165276741
Yeah, but it'd be way too scary for Scott's children.

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>>165276369
>4 fingered hands

>>165276041
Well I mean the whole series is a joke run into the ground so what did you expect?

>>165276485
Much as I wish Scarfolk were actually a meme, since a bizarrely large number of people take it at face value and that's hilarious, I'm pretty sure this is just one autist.

>>165276852
You're right about that. It looks like Springtrap's organic bits are outright gone in the Custom Night cutscene instead of just charred into bacon.

Goddammit Scott, pick up a damn horror book and no it can't rhyme with Mooserumps. Like seriously, the first game was actually creepy but the sequels feel like they're pandering to the Minecraft audience in terms of horror or the lack thereof. The idea of an animatronic composed from your Nightmares is really neat on paper but he fucked it up and made them all look stupid and the same. The idea of animatronics with a rippling skin and a tentacled endoskeleton has potential but then he fucks it up.

Child's Play does the "reincarnated in creepy doll" idea better than he does at this point.

>>165276369
Oh please, I've only just begun. Your lower than lower than dirt. The fact that your still alive is just further proof that justice is dead. How anyone ever thought you were a decent person is beyond me. You parents giving birth to you was the darkest day in history. The only reason you exist is to kill and bring the value of humans lower and lower with each kill.
And speaking of kills, are you proud to have killed enough people to fill several Graveyards? Are you?
TC can't even make enough Animatronics to keep up with you killing rampage meaning they can't even have a shitty afterlife of possessing a suit.
And here I thought no one could surpass that piece of shit William Afton but here you go and make yourself into an untouchable league of villainy that not even the devil can even hope of dreaming to surpass.

But damn I think I might be falling for you. Guess we can add being a Succubus onto the list of things you are. It seams that I have no choice, I've got to go down under and maybe outback with you. You bitch.

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>>165277351
For what little it's worth, I'm not quite sure Springtrap's meat parts are gone in Custom Night. Check the pelvis area on the FNaF 3 model.

Sad part is? Alien is apparently his favorite movie. Not Aliens, Alien.

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>All this purple thirst.

Borderline RP faggot shit.

>>165277351
Where are they gone at, it's probably just the lighting.

>>165278076
You say that about everything.

>>165278076
anime was a mistake

>>165278076
>Roommates
Yes because "Oh do you think Rackham likes tummy rubs and ear scratches, oh I bet he does oh murr" is so much better.

>>165278402
Honestly yeah a little bit.

>>165278402
That's not taken from a Roommates comic. You've betrayed your own fox-lust with your eagerness.

>>165276369
>>165278019
Springtrap's pelvis looks like it's gone in Custom Night. Can't find a pic of it though.

I dunno what horror movies Scott watches if anything.

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>>165278402
>Roomates
Nah, I hate most thirst posting and really don't care for Rackham. Plus the pic I used wasn't from Roommates. Good try though.

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>I know this facility is vital to the preservation of secrecy in Rapture. But seeing myself transformed into that... lurching, waxen nightmare... do children truly respond to this?

>>165278076
At least the thread is embracing waifulove again. Waifus are where the heart of the general is and where it should be. Powered by a collective loneliness and desperate libido. Feels right. Feels Amerikin.

>>165278867
>>165278960
I knew it wasn't from Roommates, just meant to be a counter-jab because this is /5N@F/, thirsting happens. I don't care for all of this thirst either, just pointing out that no matter what thirsting happens from a fempurple to roommates, it just happens. Not much you can do about it so it is what it is.

>>165279268
Fuck off Ghost. So much for that criticism.

>>165278076
You're just rumbling roses because the thirst isn't for your Bonnie, Beavis!

>>165279446
Fuck off Anon. I built my foundations of waifus and enjoy making 'em. Trying to make deep 'lore' is what caused half the problems and annoyances with my work. Also two of the suggestions that thread were 'more lewd oneshots', so let's rephrase that for you: 'So much for taking MY criticism specifically'.

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>>165279417
Suppose so, a little bit is fine here and there. But it's getting kind of crazy now.

>>165279517
But I don't make comics or shit. I'm just an anon.

>>165278402
>ear scratches
>not ear scritches
You muffed it, dumbass.

>>165280004
It comes and goes, give it an hour.

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>>165280075
I mean they can thirst if they want, but typing out paragraphs of insults like that to a picture, I will make fun of them.

>>165279918
So nothing changes and the whole post was meaningless and just a cheap way to get (You)s because your going to keep doing the same thing you always do.

>>165280360
Ha, what a nerd!

>>165280454
You can do whatever, I've just come to accept that thirsting happens. Even if it might just be some anons just egging on Crisis to see what he will do.

>>165280454
I need more of this Bonnie.

>>165280752
Who drew that anyway?

>>165280837
Old pic by Klondike

>>165281254
Thanks.

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>Springtrap's pelvis is gone

This disturbs me more than it should

>>165281315
Anytime, anon

>>165280462
Expect a Fembeamz ass worship oneshot by Friday and a Rainbow snuggle lewd this weekend. With lots of emotional vulnerability, hugs, and even butterfly kisses and nose-bumping, cutie pie.

When is Crisis' purple woman gonna /ss/ with Hoxton?

>>165281593
Hoxton's dead, anon.

>>165281525
Well that is not too surprising, should I expect the Beamz one to be a fart and anal vore fetish story as well, ok looking guy?

So much shitposting/thirstposting today.
Is everyone bored or something?
How about game discussion or just posting cute things?

what did the cutscenes in 2 mean?

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>>165283275

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>>165283275
Aye

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>>165283565
>>165283578
That's better.

I'm assuming the Cutscenes were meant to be the victims in the suits waking up are realizing where they were. Obviously in the future, perhaps when the Fnaf 1 location was just opened. They open their eyes and saw that they were still there, even after getting new suits and being cleaned out of them. As the Endo in the Backroom in Fnaf 1 showed, it is possible for a soul to get bound to the Endos. The kids may have gotten bound to the Endos and woke up after they go tan upgraded Endo and realized that they were still in the suits and not dead.

>>165283813
Yea, lets keep this going.

>>165283275
Game discussion would be nice. What's the secret behind Michael's immortality? Do you guys think Scott will introduce the wife in 6?

I'm starting to warm up to the idea that Michael's a robot. He looks too much like the little brother in FNAF 4 to be mere coincidence, but he died at the end of the game. The idea of Afton building an adult version of his son (hence, "I will put you back together") isn't too bizarre in context of the other sci-fi shit.


Also, how do you pronounce William?

>>165283813
That bird is cute as fug.
I binge read all twenty or so chapters of Roommates I was behind on in the last two days, and while all the Chica's are pretty interchangeable, that one is still my favorite.

>>165284207
It's doubtful. Why would all the other animatronics glare at Freddy if he was a victim like them?

>>165284294
We've seen that people stuffed into animatronic suits have been sentenced a painful undeath. Maybe Ennard wearing Michael like a suit also 'counts', and he's possessing his own corpse just like Purple.

>>165284294
I'm assuming much like how a ghost happens, his sudden and tragic death caused him not to go on into the afterlife "You wont die".
He then possessed his own body. Or judging by the fact that is was just wires and some eyeballs that left Michael's body maybe Ennard didn't put all of himself into Michael, so that way Michael could still live while Ennard was inside him, controlling him.

A wife introduction is possible, but not too likely.

The lookalike thing could be a coincidence. But why would he build his son after he died and killed the older brother?

Apparently you pronounce William like this WILL-yum.

>>165284781
Freddy is the central one, they would naturally look to him. Freddy as a kid could have also been the ring-leader of the group, so they would also naturally look to him.
It could also be the souls of the kids mixing with the Animatronic's A.I. (not too hard to imagine, look at what they can do to the eyes and making the heads twitch) causing them to look to Freddy for answers because he is the star, main attraction, and would be the leader of the Animatronics.

>>165284207
"It's me" seems to hold a particular relevancy in the cutscene. It appears when Bonnie and Chica are staring at Freddy, Golden Freddy is staring at Freddy, and the Puppet is staring at Freddy. But I think it's context is different each time.

The first time, when Bonnie and Chica are staring at you, it's an explanation. They're staring at me, why is that? It's because of me. I think Freddy holds special importance here-I think he's a new arrival to the suit. That's why Golden Freddy and Puppet stare at you and only you. Then there's some shit about this that ties into SL, but it's too much of a stretch

>>165285551
"It's me" could be just all of them recognizing each other.

>>165284294
>Also, how do you pronounce William?
Ask Crisis

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>How do you pronounce William?
Seriously?

>>165284729
Always liked her bubbly personality.

>>165286487
Yo, I had a request yesterday but I think I only got it in after you were gone, and by the time you got back, the thread was dead, so here it is: regular, non-futa Musclebird reverse missionary position with tight hugging and affectionate cuddling.

If you already saw it and decided not to do it, punch me in the face.

>>165286487
I've always done it Will-e-im but then people tell me the I is silent or some Hindu shit like that. I get mixed messages.

>>165286487
>>165287424
Looked up mine on a site designed for name pronunciation. Said WIIL-yum, might be different ways to pronounce it based off of where you life such as countries or regions in a country.

>>165287757
>That T shirt.
Welp i know what im watching tonight

>>165286487
Purple girl with a big dick when?

>>165287757
Nice book, but they really butchered some of the facts. Killed it on the bio-page.

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>>165288016
Not this one.

>>165284729
Chichi is for beta cucks or fags in denial; see Rackham. Which one are you? :^)

Why would William send his son on basically a suicide mission, especially if he loved his daughter? What if Michael was supposed to be watching her at the time?

>>165288565
ChiChi is a pure maiden and is for cute you fuck

>>165287424
>>165287661
I've always heard and said it as Willy-yum
yes I realize how that looks and reads shut up

>>165287661
That's not the American version, is it?

Well at least I got it right half the time

>>165289412
Might be, not sure as I just found a site and types it in. Sounded normal though.

>>165288958
>wants to roleplay as a brutish barbarian
>pure
Could probably make Cheeky blush with her kinkiness.

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>>165288016

>>165290934
So what is considered classic music, movies, and games in 2087?

>>165291527
You know the born in the wrong generation thing? Think that but apply it to today's trends.

>>165290934
I'm getting bored of Weebstralia
let's go to Totaliatarian totally not a Scarfolk reference England for like a thread

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>>165290934
You cheeky bastard

>>165291714
But did all of those things get progressively worse over time with only a few really good ones like now or did everything turn around or is it all shit?

>>165290934
Show us your Willy, then. I don't think you've drawn him outside a spring suit, and I'm sure it'd be like a dream come true for her.

>>165289967
How, hugs?
Hugs are not kinky

>>165292603
>hugs are not kinky
Only if you're a fucking casual.

>>165294534
Chichi is a casul's bird waifu, anon.

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>>165290934

>>165294709
And April is the casual's bunny waifu

>>165296505
Misspelled Beanie there.

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>>165291527
Probably things that haven't been made yet.

>>165296785
What about movies, music, and games that are considered classics today, what are they considered in 2087?

>>165296676
>not Bonbon since you will literally be her fetish just by existing
Ez mode

>>165297979
Really makes you think...

Is something up with the booru counter? I could have sworn that it had an 8 on there earlier or yesterday

>>165299642
Might have been a repeat picture that was deleted or something, check the archives, someone did a screenshot of when it was 4 Freddys and a Chica.

I'm feeling pretty hypothermic so I put Jack Frost in the synchtube.

Any fellows want to join in?

The link is synchtuDOTbe/r/FNAF

>>165301930
the horror movie or the family movie

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Been looking for a big Nightmare Bonnie for the longest time, turns out the cute bastard was a f.y.e in store exclusive!

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>>165297014
Probably still classics?

>>165302060
the horror movie

>>165287757
>The Thing shirt
Best girl confirmed to be bestest girl

>>165302107
otp right there

>>165302107
Neat, take care Crisis.

>>165291527
Transformers

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Some Femtrap for your face.

>>165301930

watching jack frost,

next will be scott's christmas journey

>>165304010
Cute. But wouldn't it be Cheddar because of the color, just with the holes that Swiss is make with?

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>>165304010
>>165305043
I propose we cut off a small piece of Femtrap and put it over crackers to determine this pressing issue.

>>165304010
There's that CalArts face I know and love
The arms are a bit fucked up but I can't put my finger on why.

>>165305215
Does femtrap have a people inside her?

I'm always fond of roast beef.

>>165305215
>>165305546
So wine-and-dine Femtrap then, I'm down for that.

Check this out, /5N@F/
http://www.xvideos.com/video22854833/chica_s_new_playmate

>>165305215
>>165305658
>pinup of Femtrap laying on a very large cracker with various food items strategically placed on her breasts and naughty bits
I can really dig it! Those "living platter" pics are neat to look at

>>165307556
That's the opposite of how ears work.

>>165307731
Spooky... innit

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>>165308712

>>165307731
They're entirely cosmetic anyway.

>>165307731
AESTHETIC

>>165310605
Canon Toy Freddy trapped in Crisis's AU

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>>165279585
>tfw you forgot to pet your mango today

>tfw Edan doesn't write anymore

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>>165314869
no writefag wirtes anymore

all dead nigga

>>165305303
No elbows and the upper arms are angled to look like they're tilted forward until you get to the fore-arms and hands which are tilted to the viewer. There's also the viewer's right hand which is both at the wrong angle and facing within the image space.

>>165302067
I know we've been saying this since the beginning, but that seems really underwhelming for an officially licensed product. Would a few more patches of that silver material really have driven up the price significantly?

>>165316120
Some do, just not as steadily as they used to.
I'm going through a slump myself, but will probably pick up again once I get out of it.

>>165316229
I'm more disappointed that there is nothing for the chest, you know the most significant feature of Nightmare Bonnie. Or at the very least his whiskers.

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So me and Chica got into an argument over what the best toppings are. She swears by pepperoni and sausage, but that's so pedestrian. I told her that pineapple, anchovies, and olives are God's chosen trio. What'd she do? Glare at me for a moment and then stated that my parents were never married. If she wasn't the face of Fazbear's food, I'd have given her a pizza my mind

>>165307556
I wish JakJak would return

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>>165313397

>>165314869
It's been a long time since I've had any ideas which I've been excited enough about to actually execute.

>>165318402
The same could be said for any writer here that doesn't do lewd.

so now that classes have started back how are thing going for people. personal I just finish getting all my books. but far the semester is shaping nicely.

>>165321020
Are you hitting on me?

Favorite character by every OCfag go!

>>165321683
Nigga there are ~250 OCfags

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>>165321683
How about no

>>165321548
He wants to hit your books and listen to that literature man

>>165321548
well I never have been able to resist a beautiful anon.

>>165321020
>>165321020
The snow storm made the college be closed an extra day so that was nice. So far no big problems other than getting books. But that shouldn't be too much of a problem hopefully.

>>165321683
Might want to narrow it down a bit. Like favorite ones from active OCfags, ones that are gone, ones that have posted in the last year, favorite one from a certain type (voicefags, writefags, drawfags,), stuff like that.

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>>165321776
There are only like 5 left.

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>>165321876

>>165323613
My fellow chicken lover
Always liked the boxing thing Sharpie had going on

Which animatronic gives the best hugs?

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Anything new since the SL update? I am expecting a teaser for a new game in the next few weeks but could be wrong. I really hope it's a sequel this time.

>>165324147
I bet they'd all do an effective job of crushing your torso

>>165324173
Not that I've heard of

>>165324173
Nothing so far other than Scott's site having a black background and World coming to mobile.

He did say he was going to take it easy for 2017, but he's probably going to put up some vague hint of a new game in the coming months.

>>165324147
Chica because soft downy feathers

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>>165324421
S O F T

>>165324421
She's made of the same hard plastic as the rest of them.

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>>165325038
Shhhhh.
Just let me have this.

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>>165324906

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Drew some shadow dudes.

>>165326748
I want the shadow robots to spook me

>>165321020
Snowed in and about to make 1 am Scampi. I have never made shrimp, rigatoni, nor scampi before and the last time I worked with the stove I almost killed myself twice in two days making breakfast.

>>165326946
Regale me of your /ck/ adventures anon.

>>165326774
Does anyone have the link to Crisis' EBS video?

>>165327392
what did he mean by this

>>165327025

Not really that impressive. I have other, more impressive culinary exploits.

The first time I filled a pan with canola oil to make the bacon fry better. I used the time to read the packaging, and it said something like "flammable, don't use with stove" and so I lifted it off. In the process, it started bubbling really fast and hissing like a witch's cauldrone, with bits of super hot canola oil popping out. I dumped that shit in the sink.

The next day I tried making bacon again, and as I was lifting it off the stove (I wanted to flip the pieces in a fancy fashion), and some of the fat dripped out of the pan. Fire shot up from where it landed, like a foot of flame. Super fast "fwoom" noise. If I had been close enough I worry what would have happened to me.

>>165327794
You don't need any extra oil to cook bacon dude. It renders out when it cooks. And use less oil as well, you usually don't need more than a tablespoon for most things. Stay safe and don't be an idiot next time.

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>>165326774
Spooks?