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Wasteland edition

>Oasis | New Map Preview:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhVZ-QIu4jk [Embed]

>PTR Patch Notes
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20464895

>Live Patch Notes
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752488691

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/

>Discord:
https://discord.gg/Mzpx4Yh

>Permalink
https://owg.pleb.pl

Previous: >>165112664
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Hana's dong
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Post new hero ideas here! I'll start...
>healer
>can pull a fuckton of heals out of her ass at any range on demand but it's totally balanced because you have to aim a large hitbox that can be hitscan or projectile to heal
>can do damage to enemies with the exact same function that heals teammates
>also has a grenade that can heal, buff friendly healing, negate enemy healing, and do damage in a decently sized radius with a minor cooldown and no counters
>can completely deny most ults with the ability above or another stun ability on a similarly minor cooldown
>she will objectively be the best healer in the game but will also be a monster in 1v1s with flankers too for some fucking reason
>ult makes a teammate all glowy so they do more damage and take less
thoughts? critiques? do you think this is balanced?
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Mccreeeeee
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Why is he so perfect?
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>Level 30 in my quickplay game
>Watch him cycle through Genji, Hanzo, Soldier and McCree
>Gets literally 0 kills
>"gg noob team" at the end

I don't understand the fascination with aggro shitters.
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First for underrated pairing of Junkrat & Zarya
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What do the blue bars mean?
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What are some skins that when you see, you know shit is going down?
So far I have never seen a bad Riverboat McCree.

Alternatively, I have never seen a good Carbon Fiber Genji.
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>>165135981
its ur sheilds
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>>165135982
BikerTorbjorn
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>when two people on your team who're both grouped together pick Hanzo and Widow on a payload map for attack
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hana is not for lewds
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>mercy can do 100 dps
why isn't she a tank buster
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I came here for the fresh meemes, can post your favorite overwatch meme please?
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World is a fuck.
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Fix it all
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Wait I haven't checked the memes since Tracer confirmed lesbian.

What's this mercy outrage now? Is there a comic to it?
Is she gay now too?
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>>165136134
i don't get the joke here
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>>165136189
this isn't funny so why did I laugh
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>>165135981
How popular it is
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>>165135758
I really want a short featuring these two, but the sheer extravagance of what would have to occur in it would probably demolish Blizzard's budget for such features.
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Anyone notice how Roadhog hooks are being fucky
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>>165136134
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Why are people mad about Genji and Mercy? Atleast they are both white
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>>165136491
WHat's mei doing cosplaying dva
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>>165136432
Give them time. It'll happen, I know it will. It can't NOT happen.
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>>165136464
is this PTR
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>>165136541
It's live
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>>165136464
He didn't step forward, ez kill
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>>165136510
>Genji
>white
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>>165136464
That's just Ana stupid interaction with hook
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>>165135835
The Talon

>Nationality

Unknown

>Role

Debuffer Support

>Abilities

Musketeer Gun (ranged) n' Sword (melee) gameplay. Has a passive skill where he's awarded bonus damage for using one after another.

Kite Kutter-A Hitscan beam shot from his sword. Any target hit by it suffers attack and defense penalties in addition to the modest damage inflicted

ZiZ Launcher-Fires an explosive in an arc out of his pistol. Lightly damages foes, blinds them and disables turrets for a few seconds

Flight-Akin to Blink, but used exclusively for teleporting backwards, preferably away from the fighting. However, the Talon cannot be struck until he comes out of Flight. Alternatively it can be a passive damage booster where his shots and slashes get stronger as he moves backwards.

Talon Nation-His Ultimate. Debuffs all enemies in a certain radius for several seconds. Its most formidable quality though is that it erases the "Contested" status for its duration so long as the Talon stays on the point, removing whatever preventative or offensive presence the enemy team might have had on it (ex. Enemies will be unable to halt the cart by being near it on Defense/Will be unable to move the cart by being near it during Attack).

How's that?
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Any good non cancer overwatch streamers?
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>>165136710
No
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>>165136615
It wasn't only just Ana everyone I hooked was just out of melee range

And I went into a custom game shortly after to see if the same thing happened It did
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>>165136110
I don't see the problem, snipers are good on Payload maps since they can actually move around and hide.
Two snipers is a bit much though, won't argue with that.
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>"everyone join voice chat"
>it's some british guy who starts flaming and calling everyone retarded one minute in
every fucknig time
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>>165135835
>has a grenade that can heal, buff friendly healing, negate enemy healing, and do damage in a decently sized radius with a minor cooldown and no counters

That is fucking stupid Anon, a skill that does those 4 things at once? on a short cooldown?
I'm glad you don't work at Blizzard.
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>>165136710
ster
kephrii
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>>165135901
Being a gorilla with human level intelligence would be awful.

>Short as fuck lifespan
>3 inch penis
>Any gorilla woman Winston gets paired with is likely just going to be a regular gorilla that can't experience love on the same level that he is capable of.
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>>165136865
i always get so flustered when people call me out ;_;
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Sombra skin with better fucking hair when?
WHEN?
It doesn't even have to be something plain, keep it eccentric but no fucking shaved parts.
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>>165136925
That's why Winston bottoms.
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>>165136189
ftfy

I know you don't want to believe that this is true, that it took you until fairly recently when I presume some eceleb that you worship told you about the "tank meta," but easy-to-play tanks have been the way to go since day1 of comp.
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>>165136196
No she seems to be in love with a Jap self insert of the main writer. Pharmercy fans are triggered.
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>war... isn't a game
>are you sure that life isn't a game, soldier 76?
the fuck is that supposed to mean d.va?
what, you think you're some kind of modern day tiny korean socrates or something? Shut the fuck up.
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Reinhardt is MY hero.
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>>165136710
harbleu is my favorite.
funny/best at his heros/kind of one of us. and surefour is fun to watch because of how good he is at so many heroes.
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>whenever D.Va says: "The destruction caused by the omnics here. It reminds me of home."

;_;
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>>165137252

D.Va confirmed self-aware?
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>>165137234
>Pharmercy fans are triggered

Good. Now the worst of the del/u/sional pharmercy fags can shut up.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Dfp53RgicI

Overwatch is my favorite Anime.
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>>165137274
>pick rein on 3v3
>win round
>now they have rein too
the hurt
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>>165137252

>implying D.Va isn't going for a useless degree in Philosophy

>>165137347

Cry every tiem
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LUCIO, I'LL RACE YA
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>>165137548
Wow, just because he is black everything has to be about race, huh? Fucking limey cunt.
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I love Rein, but I wonder if it is possible to make a viable team comp without him

A free 2000 HP shield is simply too important for any competent team to drop unless it's overtime
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>>165137659
t. lucio

Don't be upset because the timedyke is superior
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>76's eyes are perfectly fine, he just wears a visor

Stupid shit right here I thought he went blind somehow and they patched him up. Gay.

Also I want Pre Overwatch skins for the characters.
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>>165135959
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holy fuck bros i just got a 6 game win streak i feel so fucking good right now
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>>165137768
I want a young Torb skin.
That mechanical eyepatch thing on his default skin bothers the shit out of me.
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>>165137274
>14 ping
how do you do it
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>tfw no art of Reinhardt asking D.Va to sign a body pillow of her "for a friend."
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>>165137274
>Reinhardt is my crutch

ftfy
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>>165137768
The visor's sole purpose is for the aimbot. Remember he faked his death and is on the run. He's basically a hobo who raided defunct Overwatch bases and jacked their shit. Everything he uses is stolen. There would be no time or resources for a procedure like that in his situation. Same with Lucio's legs for amputeefags, given his backstory.
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>>165137513
iktf.. wish i had a better source of this clip
>>165137925
i have no idea... Cox internet in socal.

>>165138007
i just started playing 2 weeks ago :^)
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>There are people lower than Master ITT
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>>165138072
If anything Hanzo is the amputee with his chicken legs. Lucio is just decked out. Still though the rag tag soldier turned out to be perfectly fine of injuries save a few scars.
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When are we going to get a mahou shoujo hero?
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>>165135982
>>165137274
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>>165138250

>there is someone ranked 1 point lower than you ITT
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>tfw pushing the payload a few extra meters by just playing aggressive mind games with the enemy

Everyone backs up when a rein starts walking towards them
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>>165138363
eh, i'm currently #48 NA
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>>165138415
can most fights be won by an earthshatter ready rein charging in so long as his team actually follows? it feels like if you charge and at least get one pin you should technically win if your team isn't jerking off in the back,
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>>165138250

>there are people not in top 500 ITT
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>>165138456
>only #48
you fucking suck LOL
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>>165137252
>tiny korean socrates
laughing it up senpai.

>old man who has seen it all, dead comrades, innocent lives lost
>18 year old girl who plays video games all fucking day
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>>165138561
i was #1 but only for one game :>
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Favorite voice lines to spam after a kill, /owg/?

Lucio
>Why are you so angry!?
>Can't stop, won't stop!

D.Va
>Is this Easy mode?
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>>165137475
>chopper

I wonder if the japs even play overwatch theres zero hentai of it
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Who the fuck thought Scatter Arrow was a good idea? Impossible to play Tracer on Ilios when there's a fucking Hanzo around.
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>>165137475
>fire in da whorr
every time
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>>165138480
Rarely no because the timing needs to really be on point. Plus his ult is kind of unnoticeable at times. Zaryas is much easier to sync up with because of all the flashy effects. Reins is just on the ground. I remember hammering down 5 of the enemy team and my team decided not to follow me in for the kills. Why? I dont know but if it was Zarya theyd be all over that shit.
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>>165138794
I only spam lines after a team kill
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>>165138794
after a kill?
>I'm not hearing that noise!
>Bring me anozer!
>NEXT
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>>165138813
Then don't play Tracer if there is a Hanzo on Ilios

Problem solved
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>>165138982
I can play Pharah against a McCree/Widow/Soldier team but this is just stupid.
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I remember not giving a fuck about the summer games but now for some reason i really want to collect them.
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>>165138813
>tracer fags
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>>165138813
Scatter Arrow is fine.
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>>165138813
>be reinhardt
>on payload, full hp shield
>take 400 dmg scatter arrow to the foot followed by firestrike
>instantly dead at high range with both healers alive, shield full, health full, armor full as the second highest hp character in the game with no ults used
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>>165138794
"Got somethin to say?"
whenever someone on the team is sperging out
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>>165139125
How the fuck did you get hit by a 400 damage Scatter arrow with your barrier up?
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>>165139121
Scatter Arrow is fucking retarded. You can oneshot a fucking Winston with it.
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>>165136134
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>>165139260
So can roadhog with his hook, what's your point?
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>>165139121
Actually, Scatter arrow is a retarded concept if you oneshot a tank with it, by targeting the legs.

Simply it's not the concept of the skill
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>>165139325
he cannot but aside from that, isn't the thing meant to be shot in corridors to finish off your opponent? why does hanzo have a shotgun blast?
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>>165138794
"how embarassing" - Winston

During zapping a Widowmaker or a Mercy. Causesragequits/10
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>>165139325
that's literally all Roadhog can do though. Staying alive and hooking people. Hanzo is supposed to be a fucking sniper. A sniper with a closerange instagib and wall hack. People just don't complain about Hanzo because 99% of them are complete shitters that can barely hit a Rein shield.
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>>165139449
Well the Hog can Kill Zarya who also has 400 HP, did they change something?
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>>165135758

Reminder that the worst shipping is literally canon in the Valentine's event that is coming up

http://www.pcgamer.com/overwatch-voice-lines-may-hint-at-a-genji-and-mercy-romance-in-the-making/

Pharmercy BTFO, Mercy 76 BTFO, YOU ALL JUST LOST FOR A CYBORG NINJA
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>>165139503
>People just don't complain about Hanzo because 99% of them are complete shitters that can barely hit a Rein shield.
I think that's the biggest source of complaint for Hanzo though.
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>D.Vas peashooter does decent damage

gut this bitch already
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>>165139604
sure thing, Hanzo shitter.
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>>165139629
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>>165139386
So you're saying the idea of Scatter arrow is fine, but the fact that it does 400 damage to a tank if you line it up """Well""" is what makes it silly?
What if it was 300 max damage? Would people stop bitching about it?
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>>165137736
>I love Rein, but I wonder if it is possible to make a viable team comp without him

Lost a playload game against a team the other night with out a Rein. They just loaded up DSP with S76 and McCree and then cycled past different back line diving heroes.

Then the DPS would more or less try to flank/take high ground at all times on Watchpoint. As they would back line dive to disrupt and make openings for the DPS.

now did they win based off their play or my shitter team at 3k not going more defensive? Tough call
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so now that hook is fixed how long will it take to fix deflects hitbox?
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>>165139593
There is no Valentine's event, those are probably just lines they're going to play during the season like the resolution ones.
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>>165139673
No i mean, People picking Hanzo when they're trash, i think that's the biggest complaint about the hero i've seen.
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>>165139681
the damage one target can take from scatter needs to be capped to hundred, it's that simple. because it's not supposed to be a fucking single target attack, then it would be called "Arrow".
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>>165139706
I don't care, I paid for this game and I want romantic and tsudere voice lines between Reaper and Soldier 76 because they are the best ship
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>>165137736

I'm pretty sure the Koreans usually play without Reinhardt by using a dive comp centered around Winston instead, it's what won them the World Cup.
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>>165139121
Kill yourself Hanzo
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>>165139094
>tracer fags

Isn't that a bit redundant to say?
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>>165139593
in the future we'll all be fucking cyborgs
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>>165139805
Maybe you'll still get them.
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im sleepy
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>>165139832
Yeah desu
I'd fuck a cyborg
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>>165139889

No Dad humor for you.
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>>165136227
The girl in the back, near the chair.
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>>165139832
Can we increase our tranquility to the maximum?

>>165139851
I hope so! I like how people start to develop hope for couples or relationships, I think it makes the game better, at least I get confy imagining some ships, specially Lucio and Symmetra bullying him for being too big for her
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>>165139593

Are there still lines that are yet to be added?

Why does only some of the cast get lines, what about my favorite ones?
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>>165139956
Elizabeth? What about her?
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>>165139889
>mfw

>>165140013
Who are your favorite characters?
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>>165139593

As long as Reinhardt remains pure none of it matters.
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>>165139889
HELLO SLEEPY
I AM REINHARDT! HAHA!

>>165139912
The Dad Hierarchy is Torbjörn > Reinhardt > Soldier > Roadhog
DWI
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>>165139259
From behind and above
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>>165140089
His dialogue with Lucio is funnier in German because he says "I prefer the good ol' dubstep."
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>>165140061
Rein, Lucio, Tracer and McCree
Torb and Zen are cool too.
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>>165139318
Why are all mercy players either obnoxious heal sluts or oboxious me unga team bunga players?

Especially all these comics, they're always about how everyone else is useless and how they are never wrong and so scary ect...
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>Play Genji for the hell of it
>Just jump around like a retarded spamming M2 and melee, hitting people that aren't even in my fov

Holy fuck it's piss easy.
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holy fuck, how do I get as good as this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWPYoOf2rog
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>>165135928
>I don't understand the fascination with aggro shitters.
what did he mean by this?
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>>165140213
I like how confident Reinhardt is, it's nice to hear his voice lines in match, Zenyatta is super great too!

>>165140264
Because they want to feel at least for once valued for their functions, so it's way easier to do nothing and still call it that you did a good job and blame the others

76 and Ana are a better healer than mercyfags
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When will blizzard unfuck Winstons life?
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>>165139681
I think so, yes. It's just my opinion but i really like the concept of killing fleeing enemies by shooting it in a hallway or a corner, but the "shooting under the feet" seems retarded somehow.

(And i do play Hanzo, not much but i like his playstyle)
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>>165140296
>That music
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>>165140084
Describing season 3 in the most accurate way possible
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>>165140296
not going to click your video sorry
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>>165140047
Her outfit kinda looks like Britney's in the Toxic video, that's the joke.
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>>165137139
Pre-nerf McCree
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>>165140513
who the fuck is britney
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>>165140115
So you got outskilled.
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>rein charge bounces me on top of sniping platform in hanamura second cap point
>proceed to build my turret up there and begin to clean up the enemy team below

I got play of the game too because nobody expects a torb turret on the roof.
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>>165140510
why did you respond to tell me that
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>>165140281
I played Hanzo in the random brawl and about 2/3 shots were headshots. I thought this guy was hard too but it's actually piss easy.
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>>165140089
I would put Roadhog over 76, actually. Roadhog at least looks out for his kid, all 76 has is the dad meme.
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>>165140407
Dude I dont know Winston mains are fucking scary Ive seen them carry matches. I cant imagine those kinds of players getting a buff.
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>>165140537
McCree was nerfed before comp started.
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>>165140690
then his left click was buffed, remember?
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>>165135758
that's a really nice pic, OP. what's it from?
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>>165140719
after they nerfed his left click right at the start.
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>>165140808
It got posted on here a few weeks back. Not sure about the source, unfortunately.
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Nothing like losing a game because people kept AFK'ing.
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Does her asshole taste like blueberries?

Cuz I know what I'd want for breakfast.
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>>165139593
>caring about relationships between cartoon characters
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>>165140885
>that one solo guy who doesn't pick a hero until 5 seconds before the gates open
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>>165140648
Getting headshots as Hanzo is actually pretty easy. The hard part is actually finding the opportunity for it.
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>>165140951
>it's Genji or McCree
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>>165138794
D.Va has so many good spammable voice lines, but I'm partial to spamming her "I'M NUMBER ONE!" Which then I end up dominating the game with multiple gold medals because she's such a broken piece of shit.
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>>165140863
found it. someone's tumblr. it's very well done imo
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>>165140941
>not caring about relationships between cartoon characters since you don't have one
>mfw

>>165140951
>it's Hanzo or Bastion
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>>165140684
Id be okay with a small buff like shield bubbles cooldown starting after you have placed it instead of waiting for it to disappear
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>>165138794
Ana
>Need someone to tuck you in? (also good for sleep dart trolling)
Reaper
>It's in the refrigerator
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>>165138794
Not a voice line you can choose but after Zenyetta kills Lucio sometimes he will say "I may be an Omnic but at least Im not a nigger, namaste." Def one for the books.
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>>165139805
No, fuck 76.

Reaper is mine
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>>165141056
Good one. Yeah, it's cute and the coloring is quite nice.
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>>165141090
WTF that comic is gay af but genjis nippon skin is dope
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>>165141136
>Reaper
>>It's in the refrigerator
I don't get it
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>>165138794
Widowmaker
>Oh la la
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>>165140158
I'm german. I know.
Have you actually LISTENED to Hasselhoff?
Reinhardt is basically a buff jumbo size Hasselhoff in a Crusader Armor.
English VA > German VA

>>165140674
Hm. Very true.
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>mfw blasting a widowmain streamer so hard she q dodges you over and over
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>>165141220
Sports meme, some announcer said it. Pretty much "This is in the bag"
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>>165141140
Sombra's Reaper!
>>165141207
Don't bully Zarya being a qt
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>>165135835
Youngest Shimada sibling.

Upset that the brothers are fighting, set out to travel the world, find Hanzo and Genji, and force them to make up. Doesn't like the family ways, so instead of a ninja, is a samurai. Wears heavy samurai armor and fights with a long sword.

Mechanically, primary attack is a melee with a range around the same as Rein's hammer, I'm thinking more on the slow side but heavy hitting.

E is swinging the sword fast enough that wind pressure builds up and turns into projectiles similar to Rein's fire strike. Fast, 3 at a time, go through shields and defense matrix, but low damage.

Shift is a targeted dash that can only go straight to another character, if it's an enemy and he attacks you while you're dashing to him you block it and counter for significant damage(but if they don't it's just a movement ability), if it's an ally you block all damage from hitting them for a short time(like a second or less). You can use it once each way for every cooldown.

Q is long range dash to a character in line of sight that instantly kills them no matter their hp, zarya shield, or anything else, while making you immune to damage(but not CC)for the duration.

Around 300hp with some armor to survive in close quarters with no sustain.

Oh, and, it's a girl.
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They need a character with an ultimate that allows them to dodge anything like when Wesker dodges bullets in RE5.
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can someone explained relative scoped sensitivity setting to me?
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>>165141506
Basically a character designed like Soldier 76 but instead of dishing out damage they can survive for a long time. Good for casual players who get tired of dying a lot.
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POST WEEBUMS
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>>165141506
So like the bonk drink?
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>make some decent gains
>try playing ranked US servers past 0:00 PST
>gook griefers
>gook afkers
>gook genjis
>gook attack bastions
>gook spawn walling meis
>-200
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>>165136464
there's literally no point discussing the hook in its current state
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>>165141665
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>>165141475
E is a bit bland but I don't know what to suggest.
Shift makes her a bit similar to Rein. Maybe a counter-stance that reduces damage to her and dashes to the target and deals damage if she's attacked for the duration?
>girls in samurai armor
Well now I'm erect.
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>tfw zen in 3v3
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>>165141723
Why are non-Americans allowed to play on NA servers? It's like fucking Dota2 all over again.
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>there are literally people with less than 5000 SR in this thread
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>>165141665
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D.va will always be OP and viable in my heart
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>>165141932
desu I hope they don't patch that out
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>>165141986
>>165141932
>tfw Pharah

Finally something that doesn't kill me!
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Who's the purest overwatch youtuber?
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>>165142001
when you get hooked as a dps, falling over the edge of the cliff is the least of your concerns
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am I good yet
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>>165141986
Geoff said they'll fix this
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>>165142001
I've played like 17 hours of Pharah recently, she used to be one of the heroes I never touched and found impossible. She's quite fun. I don't like her 'Press Q to die' ability though.
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>>165141506
Lots of cool ideas I can think of.

An ult that triples the spawn time of enemies who die in the next 5 seconds.

An ult that gives an allied hero a special status, whoever kills said hero will also die.

An ult that creates a hole on the ground that will give an enviromental death to enemies, and teleport allies to the spawn point.

Etc etc
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>>165142065
>ow youtubers
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>>165142065
>Overwatch
>Content creators

This game is dogshit to watch buddy, nobody worth salt is investing their time in making content for it.
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Do you own any OW gear, /owg/?
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custom maps when
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>>165141665
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>>165142261
No. I'd probably buy a D.Va figure if they make one though.
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I literally can't wait for the server browser. I'm gonna make a map list excluding all 2 CP maps, banning all snipers, Mei, and Symmetra, and the game will finally be fun for me again.
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>>165142261
No. I was going to buy the pachimari plush for a girl for Christmas, but they haven't restocked it yet.
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>>165142335
neck yourself papi
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>>165142335
Do we have an ETA on that? I don't want to play Anubis or Hanamura ever again.
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>>165141889
Don't bully me, i just started out.
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>Enemy Pharah thinks I won't take 2 seconds out of bumming my D.Va to take her out of the sky
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>>165142369
why?
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>tfw you spill the fruit punch on the first point
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>>165142162
>more wait time is not fun for players
>hmm like junk rat turning a teammate into a bomb might be cool
>yeah that seems cool but how big a hole
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>Ana is canonically the most fertile woman on the roster
>Wanting to impregnate the Swiss cocksleeve
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>>165142382
No, it's just on their to-do list. Probably won't happen until mid to late 2017.
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>>165142502
>junkrat suicide bomb
I love it, I can see him slapping it on reaper and then reaper ghosting his way into the enemy lines before blowing up. I think yoru teammate should survive though since friendly fire should remain consistent.
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>>165142083
>not even 10k

Get the fuck out of my face
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>>165142162
all of these are fucking retarded. go back to the chink mmo you came from.
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>>165142523
She's past menopause as of her playable introduction. So no she's actually the LEAST fertile.
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>>165142631
It was a short defense game on Hollywood

They didn't do much damage
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>>165142669
>60
>Menopause

You fool
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Post some alternative ults since sym basically confirmed we are getting more. What would you guys like to see?
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>When your daughter grows into a War-Mongering cock slut whore
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>>165142890
>this isn't the life i wanted for you
THIS ISNT A PHASE MOM. ITS WHO I AM
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>>165142890
>pharah is a quad amputee because her ex had a fetish for that
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>>165142890
>when both of them doesn't have a butthole and nipples that tastes like blueberry and is way more fertile
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>>165143293
Young Ana is canon most fertile

she got fucked after a one night stand and carried a baby through war

widow is a slut who choked herself blue and can't aim
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>>165142890
>>165142523
>>165142450
Speaking of Ana her heals are so fucking bullshit it's not funny. Few days ago I was Zarya and had MAXIMUM CHARGE and tried to melt Junkrat while being immobilised by his trap. I couldn't fucking do it because he had Ana on his ass and her heals actually OUTHEALED my damage on fucking maximum charge. And he wasn't grenade boosted.

Why, say, Mercy can't heal as fast?
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>>165142890
But goddamn does that power armor look cool as hell
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>>165143292
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>>165143372
Kill the Ana first then
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>>165143367
>prefering an old woman who already had a daughter instead of a single woman
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>>165143459
>single
She killed her husband in his sleep.
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>>165143459
>Wanting a freak of nature

no thanks
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>>165142161
All of her abilities are either extremely underwhelming, situational, or please kill me.
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>>165143454
I was immobilised and she was out of my reach. And that's not the fucking point anyway. Why her heals are so strong, she shits all over Mercy who has nothing else to her.
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>>165143516
wrong
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>>165143459
A single woman who says "One shot, one kill"
I mean goddamn nothing compares to that
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>>165143413
my fetish does not care about the canon
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>tfw you banter with other players but you lowkey aint sure if they are chill guys or 12 year old little boys who are actually angry
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>>165142261
GF bought me a shirt but it still hasn't arrived. I'd buy the shit out of OW action figures (pls no statueshit)
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>>165143504
>>165143514

>not prefering a widow woman who craves for cock
>not want her to dominate you and make you her only sex slave

There's people in this thread that prefer a teenager instead of a grown up woman who knows how to seduce you instead of having younglins tits

>>165143568
>One shot, one kill
What did she mean by this?
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>soldier only brawl
oh shit
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>>165143630
>tfw people in chat are obviously children
>Babysit them with your motherly instincts

Bloobitch couldn't.
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>>165143707
Blueberry will murder you after it's all said and done though.
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>>165143801
thats the best part
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>>165141863
Le ebin touring ESPORTS gods or something.
But rank isn't even server based.
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Do you know how much money Blizz can get if they made a D.va figure?

Work on it please Blizzard
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>>165143801
>not want to have the best time of your life before die
>thinks that's bad
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>>165143859
I don't want those Jews to get more money. I can make one myself
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Does anyone else pretend to role play as the character they are playing as?

Junkrat:
"Nyhahahahah! They got blown into tiny little pieces! Just in time for my tea party! Nyhahahah!"

Genji: "I have failed my clan... I must bear this shame alone..."

Zenyatta: "Your mind is your own prison if you choose it to be so, unless you are a filthy nigger lol."
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>>165143919
>I can make one myself

Do tell me how senpai
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>>165143918
>Not wanting a healthy stable relationship with a loving woman

Reminder she's also a better sniper than bloobitch, how can she even compete?
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What in game dpi do you guys use?
I can't get used to the 8 or below settings yet... that's pro setting right?
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>>165136464
What ever gave you that idea?
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>>165144023
Outskilled.
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>>165144021
something like 6

I main Ana
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>>165144023
this is THE most bullshit hook I've ever seen so far
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>>165143459
>He wants used goods.
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>>165143526
Mercy sucks doesn't mean we should nerf everyone better than her

Ana's heals are good because fuck you
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>>165141863
It's still pretty illogical to share the Americas with SEA. I don't wanna be rolling the dice and ending up in burgerland on a comp match. They should really separate those servers.
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>>165144162
>Robotfucker
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>>165143918
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>>165144023
OUT
FUCKING
SKILLED
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>>165144159
It's not uncomon when I play Roadhog
I don't know what the fuck is up, but it make me laugh everytime.
Genji mains in particular sperg out the most.
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>I wish Pharah got a buff at the start of a match like I do every time
>both teams say she is perfectly fine and that I am just bad lol

How do people have the mindset she is ok?
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>>165143987
>Reminder that Widow still have two eyes
>Expecting Ana or Widow to like us ;_;

>>165144023

DELETE, since Roadhog """""nerf""""" he started to give some mad hooks out of nowhere in the walls of logic
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>>165144267
Seems fine to me, just because hitscan exists and you aren't allowed to hover above everyone for free all the time doesn't mean she's shit

If anyone needs a buff it's Junkrat
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>>165144023
You got hooked through the window fair and square. how you get reeled in doesn't matter.
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>>165144239
Have nothing to say for yourself, my cuckold friend?
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>>165143934
>assuming the genji is bad
Chuckle/10
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>>165144395
Yeah, I have something to say!

Shh
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>check out PTR to see how Sombra feels
>loads up ye old version of my account without even a summer skin
>play some QP
>utterly devastate enemy team like I'm clubbing baby seals

Is this what smurfing is like? Because I liked it.
>>
really trying to hard to use sombra but she doesn't make it easy. One thing I do like, you can sometimes just have lucio as a healer on your team with a triple tank setup, no need for ana. if you are in a good spot to use a large hacked health pack and your team knows it. if you have people constantly using the large pack your ult charges super fast too.
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What if ana healed less the closer she was to the target so she was pushed more into her intended long range healer role rather than being shoved up a reins ass and 1v1.
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>hiding before match starts so I can get an easy kill or two
>right before the doors open mercy flys over to me and puts the healing beam on me
>the entire enemy team can see this fucking yellow beam leading right over to the corner now
>moment the doors open reaper comes out guns blazing and kicks my ass

Fucking hate gold so much. Does anyone understand the element of surprise? Pisses me off when teammates reveal their positions so easily all the fucking time.
>>
Why are there so many more girls playing overwatch than other games?
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>>165144779
Because the girls are cute.
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>>165144639
Shes great on 2/3 oasis maps, Sombra does well in open areas which is why she sucks everywhere else in the game since its all built around rein and claustrophobia
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>>165144779
enough braindead tanks and cute healing girls
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>>165144323
She's not fine. But neither is Junk. All the defense characters need some kind of reword or new advantage.

They both need something, a rework or a buff. Their current state along with characters like Sombra, Mercy, ect need to have a closer look taken at.
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>>165144779
The men were made to be more attractive. Characters have very distinguishable semi tropish personalities.
Lore and character interactions.
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>>165144021
15, with 3600 base dpi
I play rein and winston exclusively
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>>165144779

Massive "fandom" cutesy visuals and you know they are girls because the game pushes you to use voice chat if you want shit done.
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>>165144962
Rein Reaper Genji and McGee are pretty attractive. Torb Winston and Old Man 76 are ugly as fuck though.
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>>165144870
yeah certain points are really good for her, like defending route 66 . You can hack the pack in the workshop, you can escape to the roof and use it position around rein if he makes a move. fully heal a tank from the pack and get a full mag on their tank and you almost have you ult charged already.
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>>165145089
>Reaper- attractive
oh no, Gabriel Reyes is attractive
>for a scarred middle-aged man
Reaper is- um- not really human anymore, is he?
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>>165145089
>winston ugly
The asains dont think so!
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There is absolutely no reason for Torbjorn's turret deploy to take more than half a second.
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>>165145221
his body is nice. have you seen those thighs?
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>>165144023
man the hook itself wasn't bullshit, he got phara through the window.
but why the fuck did it drag her though that path????
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>>165145490
so he's a male butterface, okay
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>>165144696
>Make her harder to kill
>Make her kit desynchronise between healing and grenade

worst idea ever you're fucking stupid
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>>165141770
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>>165145580

>ana can't throw her grenade very far

Im the idiot
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>>165144917
they are no where near "unviable"
sure there are better choices
but if you like them you can certainly play them unless ofc you play at gm levels where phara gets d.leted
i mainly play her and i'm at 36## sr atm
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>>165145089
>Dissing daddy issues 76
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>Overwatch porn is a damn phenomenon. “Overwatch” ended up outranking “anal” on Pornhub’s top 20 search terms of 2016.
>Pornhub gamely complied with my request for their top Overwatch character searches of last year. Here they are:
>1. Tracer: 2,421,530
>2. D. Va: 1,544,587
>3. Mercy: 1,218,236
>4. Widowmaker: 992,994
>5. Sombra: 474,390
>6. Mei: 311,874
>7. Pharah: 213,440
>8. Ana: 118,711
>9. Symmetra: 32,352
>10. Lucio: 22,808
>11. Athena: 17,029
>12. Reaper: 7,029
>13. McCree: 6,423
>14. Genji: 3,997
>15. Roadhog: 3,661
>16. Hanzo: 2,048
>17. Soldier: 76: 1,676
>18. Winston: 882
>19. Reinhardt: 453
>20. Bastion: 197

What the fuck is wrong with you people?
Why isn't Blueberry #1?! FUCK
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>>165145812
>using pornhub for R34
fucking normies
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>>165145812
>>11. Athena: 17,029
how
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>>165145680
the idea is to bring Ana down in power not to completely gut her and remove her from the game
>>
>play zen 3v3
>lootboxes are yours in an hour
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>>165141770
>ask for source
>no a single person who has posted this had it (you probably don't either)
>I will never see the source of this
Feels bad man
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>>165145812
We all know who's the anal queen
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>>165141770
are they supposed to be zombies or something?
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>it's an everyone on my team ignores the enemy pharah episode
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>>165146012
Worse
Niggers
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>>165146096
that's what i feared
DELETE PLZ
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why does roadhog exist
why does widowmaker exist
why does hanzo exist
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>>165146169
why do you exist
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>>165146169
to help us weed out the shitters when they try to whine about them
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>>165146070
I hate this. I hate this so much
I fucking hate Pharah and her bullshit.
Someone shoot the bitch for fuck sake.
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>>165146070
>when you play Pharah the entire enemy team stops what they are doing just to anally assault you
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>>165145812

>No Zarya
>No Torbjorn
>No Junkrat
>No Zenyatta
>No Tracer's gf

>Winston is included
>Bastion is included
>Athena is included

Explain how Zarya is not there, it doesn't make any sense
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>>165146326
m8 she is ugly as fuck.
And all her skins are even worse.
Its a shame because I love to play her.
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>>165145447
>there is absolutely no reason for Torbjorn
Fixed
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>>165145924
Yup this is the way to go, discord orb is unreal I dont understand how it works but Roadhog dies in 4 hits.
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>>165146070
>make it my job always to go for phara
Im such a team player.
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>>165146070
>it's a people think a single Soldier 76 alone can deal with a smart Pharah/Mercy episode
>LEARN TO AIM NOOB KEKEKE
>OMG SOLDIER WON'T SHOOT PHARAH
>enemy Mei/Zen shoots my Pharah down
>somehow this isn't possible on my team
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>>165145812
Some of those are fairly common words though, like Ana. Did they properly separate those looking for that character from "Hot chick begs for mercy while being devastated by big cock"?
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>>165146493
They need to produce better skins for her, she's being quite present in the last matches
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come one game reward me now
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So I heard you guys like blue corpses.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_QVuNAZdR0
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>>165146652
>One peice
Nutted

But they really do. I don't like any of them and just stick with the phony gold skin.
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OK who is the artist at Blizzard who keeps making the fucking ugly ass punk skins?

>Tracers weird ass punk shit
>Zaryas goth mess
>Sombras Aztec skin

Fucking ugly fire this person.

Someone also has a hard on for mad max.
>Roadhog and Junkrat
>Anas witness me line
>DVA junker mech
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>>165146652
MUH
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Anyone who denies gency is blind and deaf
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>>165146780
Fuck person who designed Sombra. Really. I would fucking fire anyone who'd even consider it worth showing.
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>>165146670
"in your face"
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>>165146780
sombra as a whole doesn't appeal to me
it's probably the hair
also the los muertos skin and it's recolor are on par on ugliness with Zarya's industrial/goth skins
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>>165146909
Im positive its the same artist who made both skins and they need to die.
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>>165146909
What annoys me most about sombras design is how awful it looks on the team comp screen, that icon is terrible
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>>165146774
>>165146793

I want to hug you like big, fuzzy Siberian bear.
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>>165147064
I want to MARRY Zarya for the motherland
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>play 3v3 with a friend
>The other guy locks healer and I go DPS for a change
>at the last few seconds, he switches off healer and goes DPS
>I go ana and my friend goes mercy
>we laugh at each other and lose first round
>this happen again on the same day
Do you guys have any fun stories of some laid back, comfy casual play?
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>EMPing a rein blocking a chokepoint with the whole squad behind him memeing their weapons in safety
>your whole team moves in for the slaughter
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>>165147064
>it's a tumblr confuses their rotund bodies for zaryas shredded physique of a greek god episode
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>>165147020
Her hair at some angles looks good and some angles looks like trash. Way too puffy or something Im not sure..
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>>165147189
When Im told I cant play the character I want I go mercy and only give my teammates damage boosts the whole time.
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>>165147264
>he doesn't know about Stefania Ferrario
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>>165146814
Jesus, fuck off. It's so fucking embarassing, holy shit. They make out Mercy to be the next mother Theresa, married to her job and suddenly I'm supposed to believe she'd even consider a relationship with some bland, jap manlet who's also her former patient. This shit is just awkward. They don't mesh well together at all, in-game, in-lore, even visaully. They don't work. Also Genji reeks of shitty self insert weaboos I fucking hate. The whole thing makes me cringe so hard you wouldn't believe.

Also fucking hypocritical, they said there will be no relationships between characters so I'm gonna take their word on it. Leave Mercy the fuck alone. She's the last person in the roster I would expect to be in/pursue a relationship, let alone with some piece of shit Gengoo. God. Some loser at Blizz thinks it's cute. How shit taste is that
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>>165144159
I heard you wanted bullshit hooks.
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>playing 3 v 3 for loot box
>I go hog and someone goes lucio
>the last person picks tracer
>mfw
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>>165147197
This is the best thing about Sombra ATM, her ult is probably the most game changing one.

Have a (bad ending) Sombra story
>be dva on volskaya 2
>advance with a sombra
>she ults and fucks their nest there
>I ult too to destroy it
>Cap 2/3 until I realise the rest of the team is nowhere to be seen
>die
>we lose
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>>165147451
Mercy designed and made Genji's robocock.
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>>165147451
Dude she straight up saw his tiny jap peepee when working on him. Let that sink in for a moment. He probably doesn't even have one now.
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>>165147513
How.
I play roadhog pretty often, when do I unlock the interdimensional hook?
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>>165147626
My team gets mad when I pick her but her ult just smashes reins shield and ends any attempt they have at trying to hold a choke point.
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>>165147734
Hooked right when sombra translocated, I guess
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>>165147629
>ywn feel genjis monster robocock expand inside you
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>>165147451
Relax. Its probably some shit just for valentines day.
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>When Blizz transfers you to a Korean server and Comcast throttles your bandwidth at the same time.
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Some needed ultimate tweaks

>Riptire
Detonates early when you shoot it. Also needs around 200 hp

>Primal Rage
Winston can still use his barrier, but in this mode he slams it down, causing an electrical discharge and making the barrier unpassable (for enemies) and doing 30 damage to enemies that touch it. Cooldown for the barrier is also cut to 3 seconds

>Inftasight
A circle appears around enemy heads, hitting the circle will count as a headshot, so it makes enemy critboxes a little bit bigger (inb4 op)

>Deadeye
The counter is bumped down to 150 per second, but the bullets ignore barriers (zarya bubbles, rein shield, symm shield, winston barrier) inb4 op again

>Rocket Barrage
You can move horizontally while doing the barrage, but not vertically
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>>165147915
>this happens as torb
>just shoot shotgun pellets like a madman
>manage to get a double kill
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>>165147964
>unpassable barrier

We already have Mei for that bullshit, we don't need to add to it
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>>165147964
Love the winston shield becoming physical. But too op if team can pass through it too. I say anyone inside the shield is stuck in the shield. This promotes team work so that you and your mate get inside the dome to team up on a tank.

This physical dome can also help shut down ults like Genjis I love this idea.
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>>165148053
Meis ice wall needs to become much weaker. You can unload into it but it doesnt even break. Needs a nerf. Meanwhile winstons bubble shield breaks in a matter of seconds.
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>>165148189
>You can unload into it but it doesnt even break.
Takes 500 damage to break one pillar. Concentrate fire in one of them
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>>165148116
The barrier has 600 health. It's not gonna last for very long.
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>>165148116
>>165147964
Why can't we just have an alt fire where the barrier explodes like some sort of trip mine?

It's in the shorts ffs
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>>165148189
The pillars should be a bit bigger and reduced from 5 to 4 so clearing one out gives more space to move.
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>>165147964
McCree doesn't need an ult that good
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>>165139318
I never thought I'd be too bored to finish reading a comic, but here we are.
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>>165148275
Yeah but you need to break 2 to get through and its done by then anyway
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Why doesn't the game tell you in numbers how much damage you do? Some characters might do a lot of damage but it deosn't feel like you're doing any and vice versa
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>>165148464
Are you fucking retarded?
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>>165148358
The numbers are subject to change. 100 per second might be fairer. That's 2 seconds to either find cover, sleep or kill McCree.
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>tfw get the ez potg as hanzo
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>>165147964
Better tweaks.

Make riptire detonate when shot but not as big a radios.

Primal rage
Barrier is instead just a sort of ball of plasma. It doesn't shield anything. But does slow damage if your inside it. Like a mini Mei ult, but with no movement penalty and not as strong.

Infrasight
Make enemy bullets, projectiles and all stuff they shoot seeable through walls as well

Deadeye
Make targets 'lock' or 'save' once they max. So if the target leaves the sights and return they are still at max.

Rocket Barrage
Make it shoot way more rockets or more damaging rockets at the very start and only then.
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>>165148627
>Rocket Barrage

Just make it faster and not have a random spread. Make it some sort of shape so you can consistently aim it for damage.
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>>165147451
>ex-playboy heir to a criminal empire who can call upon spirit dragons now turned into a cyborg ninja
>bland Jap manlet

She is a good girl, He is a bad boy who settled down but is a badass for her. It has been telegraphed for ages that they are likely to be an item but people seem to be unable to understand the hints of writers. Probably due to their limited consumption or understanding of fiction.

Also - I asked for a source that confirms that Blizz said there will be no love stories between playable characters and I have yet to see one.
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>>165148775
Lol I bet the real world doesn't have overwatch.
Keep me here thanks
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>>165148189
>>165148275
>>165148306
Most of the time trying to destroy them is pointless when the wall comes down on its own after a few seconds anyway
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I had a dream with a red neck omnic, it was fun
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>>165148886
Do I have a D.Va wife?
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>>165149019
>No D.Va wife
Leave me be
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>>165147451
I don't particularly care about neither characters, aside from their relevancy in the meta, but the amount of butthurt these two are making is really really making them warm up to me.
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>Sym player with less than 5 hours total
>Teabagging after every kill

We are in awe of your amazing skill. Truly we are blessed to have been in your presence for even a scant few minutes.
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>if you don't swap i'm leaving
>do it faggot
>player has left this match, will be cancelled in 0:08
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What if Ana had to charge each of her shots like Widow?
50hps/dps base to 75hps/80dps max.
Balanced?
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>>165149096
I'm more surprised anyone really gives a shit about the characters outside of gameplay. They all seem so boring and generic personality wise.
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>>165149210
Leave and I'll report
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>>165147629
Everything can be hacked, and everyone
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>>165149154
>Whining about teabagging
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>>165149256
if it's really that big of a deal just lower the HP/s outright

She already has to aim to heal which is more than any other healer has to do
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>>165148775
When I ejaculate in my coma dreams, do I also ejaculate in real life?
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Reminder that Mercy is the worst support hero, not even the worst healer, even symmetra is better than her at this point.
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>>165149289

best skin
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Tfw you're zarya and have ult but everyone else on your team already blew all their ultimates before you did so you can't really use it
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>>165149325 who are you quoting
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>>165149368
Sym should probably be in defense at this point
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>>165149430
>Everyone says their ult is ready
>Say your surge is ready
>Fire surge
>No one uses ult
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>>165149289
>>165149383
Agreed, it's the whitest she will ever look.
I wish you could change her voice lines to sound less mexican though.
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>It's another "pro" mei somehow in diamond episode
>won't swap
>dies a lot
>wow you guys can't play around mei so it's not my fault
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>52k in only 4 rounds of koth
am I gud yet
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>>165149265
I know exactly what you mean. A few okay designs here and there, but none of the characters are "good". At best, a few characters are okay, some are tolerable, and a few more are on the verge of being mildly inoffensive.

Then there are the trash
>Pic related

Gamr gurrl is the worst defining trait you could possibly have.
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>>165149383
>tfw no Augmented Sombra GF
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you think about going down the other ally on hanamora
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>>165149496
But can you play around mei?
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>>165149496
Its not my fault...
Non of the other defense heros are good...
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>>165147626
her ult charges fast enough that you can usually have a full one for a major push on every objective, or at least hold onto it to counter a push somewhat. I just don't like how patchy it is with disabling ults. I mean it shuts down hogs, mcrees, but not zens or genjis. meanwhile ana doesn't even need to ult to shutdown zen. she is not totally useless but definitely needs to be rework and buff to become a viable pick.
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>>165149289
>>165149383
Yeah, it really underlines her Cyberpunk theme. I personally believe this should have been her default skin. It brings out her character much better.
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Is the server dead? Every time I join a game it says welcome etc but never loads then kicks me back to queue with "Joining Game" constantly up
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>>165149368
>comp Oasis
>hard round, but lose 0-2
>teamates rage and ask for a mercy instead of Ana.
>fine, whatever
>win 3-2 easily.

JUST
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I legit would pay a full 60$ for a version of this game with Roadhog, Widowmaker and Hanzo completely removed and nothing else is changed.
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How do I do good with Ana if I have no aim? Is throwing the juice jug enough?
Or should I just go Lucio?
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I love Hana.
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Nobody likes gency, especially Mercy players
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>>165149716
>reinhardt shield
>zarya shield
>Winston barrier

Roadhog problem solved
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>>165149835
Fuck you. I love her more. Only I'm allowed to play her.

After her nerf I'll probably be the only one.
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>>165149904
How are they nerfing Dva?

Also, I'm going to miss being able to hook and pull people around corners as Roadhog
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>>165149767
if you use the scope you only have to get friendlies inside the triangle to heal. If your team only has one tank and you aren't good with her, you are better off using a different healer, ana only has the fastest healing if you hit the majority of your shots and if you can't hit friendlies you sure as shit won't hit enemies.

But who gives a fuck just go into QP and play her no matter what until you get gud. she is definitely one of the hardest yet most rewarding heros to play well with.
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>>165149854
I'm a mercy main. Liked gency from day one
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>>165149904
>implying i'm some dirty bandwagoner

Nah, fuck you. She was always mine and no amount of nerfs will change it.
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>>165150062
Chu pls go and stay go.
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They should ban people in all game modes from playing widow and hanzo until they have 100 hours time played as them to ensure they are actually proficient.
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>>165139806

Yeah, Reinhardt's shield is strong but it's not omnidirectional. Any time he can get fucked on two ends, it's best to take advantage.
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How do I bluff Zenyettas and Lucios ults?
Like you try and do an ult in coordination with your team, but when you do they'll break it down or experience tranquility. How do I counter this?
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>>165150005
smaller gun spread but less damage (9%nerf), also 400 life 200 armor instead.
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>>165150226
>kill them
>then ult

They are both easy to kill, especially zen
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>>165142304

Pathetic
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>>165146634
>Did they properly separate those looking for that character from "Hot chick begs for mercy while being devastated by big cock"?
who the fuck types in a whole poem in the search field when they're looking to jack off?
Besides, they probably only counted searches that included 'overwatch' in them.
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>>165148627

McCree's ult already does that.

Maybe its time to rollback the nerfs to its windup (how long it takes to acquire targets), or perhaps they increase his move speed during his ult.

McCree was a bit too strong early on with his M1 sniper and FTH, but maybe his ult was only strong because people didn't understand how to shut it down and because ana wasn't in the game at the time, but I didn't play at the time so I can't say for myself.
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>>165141228
>tfw it's ''Ara ara'' in the Japanese translation
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>>165150295
Yeah true. Its just tricky at times when they are behind lines.
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>>165135758
For some delicious pharmercy salt check out this thread on reddit:

/r/pharmercy/comments/5n0eef/nooooooooooooooooooooooooo/

2017 is already a good year.

Pic related is a small sample.
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>>165138794
HEPPY HELLAWEEN
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>>165150226
you can't bluff what do you mean. you can use your own teams ults and hope they try to counter. but if you have a zarya on your team that zen would almost definitely be waiting for graviton surge before he uses it. sometimes lucios will sound barrier to stop a genji or 76 ult, but it's probably one of the betters ones anyway since SB really can't prevent death if a bunch of them get caught in zaryas ult.
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At least give an ability to baby dva if they're gonna make dva laughably weak
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>>165150551
Lol. I hate both Gency and Pharmercy. Let them kill each other off.
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>>165142890
But Pharah is the purest.
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>>165150551
Literally made me think desu.

What do the VAs think of this shipping shit, they can't seriously care, can they.
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>>165150593

Her ability is having two lives, you fuckstick.

It's the reason she had 500 health before until Blizzard went full retard
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>>165150742
who cars what the VAs think

>mfw VA's refer to their character as "me" as if they really are that person
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>>165150756
She becomes a slow small girl with no abilities and is free ult
If the enemy team kills a dva mech most of the time she can't get away
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>>165150426
>tfw it's "Ara ara" but you listen "yare yare"
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>>165150551
>>165150621
>het nonsense
Holy shit homoshippers are the worst
>the type of relationship 97% of people fall into is nonsense! Cater to us more!

>>165150742
Who cares what they think? They are there to do their job not to write the script.
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>>165150190
How do they get 100 hours if they're banned from using them?
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>2017
>still no swag duelist genji skin
KAAAPLAAAAN
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>>165150756
>>165150865
Give her 50 armor extra out of mech and buff her pistol
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>>165150938
that's their problem to sort out
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>diamond player
>playing against 4k sr team
>getting raped
>switch to dva
>win

It's like when hank takes the manaquine head from bobby and bobby says

>it's not a crutch dad, it's something I rely on to get me through life
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D.va? More like D.mbster!
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>>165150284
lol she's going to become an ult feeder like Hog except actually bad because the only reason she wasn't viable before was dying too fast and she's going to do that again
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>>165138794
>D.Va
>>Is this Easy mode?
Yes it is
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>valentine lines in february
>Fastforward June 2017
>legendary PREGNANT Mercy skin
>legendary offering cigars emote Genji
>voicelines in unison "WE'RE EXPECTING!"

Brace yourselves, boys. It's happening.
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!!!!ATTENTION!!!!

<-- LEAKED IMAGE OF DOOMFIST
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>>165151168
nah, people are playing her much more aggressively because of her increased durability, once that gets nerfed a bit they play her like she is supposed to be played.
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really sparks your imagination
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>>165151290
Is this the canadian hero?
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>>165151319
>supposed to be played
Yes, not at all because she's shit.
>lol
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>>165151150
Saten? more like Slut
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Serious question folks, who hard counters the ADHD lesbo?
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>>165151290
>Someone drew this

why
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>>165151319
Which is how? Really, i'm curious how are you supposed to play hero who needs to be in one face to cause any damage at all but if she does that she melts instantly now.
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>>165151475
Winston, since he has the electric gun.
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>>165151475
Sombra, not even kidding.

She is nothing without her smug blinks and recalls.
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Ana removed from the game fucking when
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>>165151475
Hog
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>>165151475
>>165151537
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>>165151475
stun and one headshot as mccree
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>>165151475
Junkrat, Torbjörn, possibly Symmetra.
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>>165151559
Never.
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>>165151475
Widowmaker. The bong has no vertical mobility
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>>165151563
dunno if he's the best at it, but by far the most satisfying.
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>>165151682
God I want to fuck Ana so much.
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>>165151475
McCree who is smarter than the Tracer player and doesnt fail his stuns most of the time, Symmetra after the range buff of her gun (tracer will run away but you are alright with her fucking off to somewhere and being useless), a good Hog who hooks her all the time
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When will Blizzard give everyone a 5% movement speed buff across the board? It'd help make the game feel faster
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>>165151705
>she sprays you with ineffectual bullets
>if she gets lucky use breather
>wait for her to use up blink
>hook and one shot

Every time
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>>165151812
eh, she can kill you in two mag dumps if she's on point with her aim, especially if she attacks you unawares. the heal will usually be negated but her as well and only buys a little time for your hook to recharge if you missed.

It's got more to do with how good you are at hog rather than how good the tracer is.
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>>165138794
I just spam winky face 4 times as d.va whenever I get a kill
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>>165150742
McCree's voice actor likes McHanzo and defended that it would be charming if the two of them were a couple.

He even did that stupid starbucks line and refereed to that as an example of how fun making them a couple would be. Jesus christ, yes the VAs care about shipping thinking otherwise is foolish.

All of them are invested in the characters. All of them.
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>>165152028
>shipping

What the fuck is this retarded word
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"Group up" voice command just doesn't cut it.

It should been one big loud "WAIT" and additionally "fall back for now".

Fucking why.
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>>165152281
you can also use your own voice to say whatever you want
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>>165152220
>starts a discussion about it
>then starts complaining about the terminology involved

How are you surprised?
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>>165151732
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>>165152356
There's no guarantee people are in team chat and sometimes it's quicker to just use commands
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>>165150694
No Bastion is purest.
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>>165152281
why is Zarya so not buff and fit in this drawing
it triggers me
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>>165152370
Not him, I didn't start the discussion.

What does the word mean? Assigning relationships to fictional chars or something?
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>design a game in which 99% of the plays revolve around a tiny objective
>somehow try to pass "short range" as a disadvantage for tanks
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>>165152504
she's still skinny compared to rein and roadhog. roadhogs arms are about as thick as her body.
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>>165152452
Beep boop beepbeepbeepbeep booooop
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>>165152648
Yes, saying ship is just a shorter version of relationship. It's equivalent to turning a noun into a verb.
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>>165152720
You know what else hog has that is as thick as her body?
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Roadhog's hook range should be cut in half.
There is no Reason for Zarya to have an alternate medium range alt fire.

Limit the fucking tanks to very short range. Fuck you.
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>>165152910
his silly tummy with the piggy on it?
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>>165152676
>fighting on the objective
hello gold
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>>165152920
Roadhog's alt fire has a sweet spot of 1 meter or so. Before that it does 50 damage, after it the spread is just as bad as his main fire, which has shorter effective range than Rein's hammer.
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>>165152920

Zarya's alt fire isn't that strong, plus she pays for it by having shittier health than any tank and baitable barriers.

Roadhog hook is retarded, though, I get snatched across the room with that bullshit.
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>>165153275
her alt fire is almost entirely for using with her ult
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>>165153453

It cant be useful for hitting small little shits with the splash.
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>having less than 50 unopened loot boxes
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>>165138794
Winston
>SORRY ABOUT THAT!

Mei
>Yay!

Genji
>MERRY CHRISUMAS!

D.va
>WINKYFACE
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Good ol' mystery heroes
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>>165153742
Did you win?
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>>165153742
Seems about right

>payload/2CP
>be on attack
>enemy starts out with double D.va, Symtorb & double Mercy
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>>165153736
>not "How embarrasing"
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>>165153891
Yes
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>>165154021
>4 genjis

How does that even happen on mystery
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>>165147451
Well if you'd rather have her fall for some nice muslim guy while she's somewhere in Iraq, be my guest. I'll take the Cyber-Gook over that, thank you very much.
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Post the most op team you have faced on unlimited
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>>165154202
Get your racial slurs in order, dumbass
You're mixing up nationalities, if you're gonna be racist, do it right.
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this shit shouldn't make me chuckle as much as it does
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>placement
>2nd round Attack
>team agreed on taking top
>enemy defends the choke with the buses
>thought maybe it would be good to fight them there since they're huddled together and I get like 3 hits per firestrike
>team still take top all the while being under fire

We won, but was that the right decision for the team?
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>>165153742
my favourite team was 2x Ana/ 2x Road/ 2x Soldier they rekt us on Anubis in about 2 minutes.
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What's the shittiest mode in all brawl for you?
I'd say We're al soldiers now is annoying as fuck
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Is the guy that shared all the heroes voicelines yesterday here? All the lines from the legendary skins are missing.
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>>165154491
Sumer Shimada borthers. Its pure shit. Also what is "This is Ilios"?
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>>165154636
Hog and Lucio
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>>165154231
Multiple Symmetras on 2CP becomes awful since everyone starts approaching tank status.
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>>165154748
>played against 3 torbjorn 3 symmetra who were defending volskaya

Jesus Christ it was awful
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>>165152393
That reminds me of old snake's butt

goddamnit
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I need healing.
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>>165135848
Will he ever be buffed bros?
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>>165152742
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>>165155276
Beep boop boop BOOP BOOPBOOPBOOOPBOOPBOOP

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

beep beep boop
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Anyone have any tips for getting gud as zen? All the tips I see are basically use your orbs and exist. I'm trying to main him, but it's hard to solo heal as him so any advice would be great.
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What did she mean by this? https://clyp.it/bmqnirum
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>Anon (Genji) : Group up with me!
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how do i git gud with genji? i can hit his shurikens fine but i cant kill shit with his sword
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https://clyp.it/wyt4jrff
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>>165152920
are you people STILL crying about the hook?
jesus
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Too bad McCree's playstyle isnt what I like, the cowboy style is nice. If they add another hero with a long rifle I'd main it
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>always send nigga whoa

What did he mean by this?
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>>165155416
this and D.va's "I hope we dont get banned for this"

Lucio is up to something
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Reaper confirmed to have friends!
https://clyp.it/sijdpuom
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>>165155727
You betcha
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>play well as space monkey
>lose connection to server right as the cards are about to show up
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>>165155747
I am not sure
the way he says 'visit'
sounds more like a 'business-visit'
>like I need more drugs to numb my horrifying pain
next hero (after Doomfist) will be an arab drug-dealer
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>>165155747
REVENGE AND HATRED ARE HIS ONLY FRIENDS
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>>165151475
sym
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>lost 8 games in a row yesterday and today

I think I'm done with this game until the next season
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>>165156129
You are the common factor in those games. Think about that.
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>>165155747
The only "friends" Reaper has are the ones he knew in Overwatch. He's referring to someone he wants dead. Of course we have to be vague about it though.

Thanks Chu.
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>>165155398
for god sake don't just use his orbs when you see people at crit health. if you orb isn't on someone at all times you are not doing your job. if everyone has full hp, put it on squishes. smaller flankers like tracer benefit the most from it.
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>>165140296
Is this a joke? This is trash.
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should I jump off the map when I'm about to die so the enemy doesn't get charge?
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>>165155747
>that picture would be cozy as fuck if it was Gabe, Ana, and Jack

>instead it just feels non-canon and slightly cringy

I hate this "they have to be friends because they work together!" meme. How many ways do they have to profess hatred for each other in game for people to understand this.
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>>165143934
I do this shit over the Mic as McCree making up nonsensical cowboy sayings in a slooow western drawl. When playing with friends anyway.
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>>165156361
shipfags need to eat a light bulb
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>>165156361
We need player dominations so the characters can spout smug comments and hatred towards the one they kill
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>>165155727
OH
OH
OH
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>>165156326

If by about to die you mean like 5 HP, you may as well stay.

If by about to die you mean last man alive and behind enemy lines, yes.
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>>165156361
This is nothing. Reaper/Soldier is one of the most popular ships among fujos. Same for Tracer/Widowmaker. People really don't grasp the concept of "enemies"
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>>165155504
I assume you mean his ult? Keep in mind that its range is deceptively long. Just wait until you see an enemy on low health to secure that first kill so you instantly get your dash back, after that just go ham on the enemy.
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>>165143934
Cringe
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>>165156618
they think mortal enemies that legitimately try to kill each other for whatever reason are doing it because of sexual tension
they think it's the equivalent of having a fight with their boyfriend/girlfriend
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>>165156361
Sombra considers Reaper and Widow her friends, Chu confirmed it.
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>>165156818
are you serious?
did he actually said she considers them her friends after what we've seen her doing to them?
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>>165156618
>Reaper/Soldier is one of the most popular ships among fujos

except that couldn't be any more wrong

>People really don't grasp the concept of "enemies"

This applies to Tracer/Widowmaker only. They have absolutely no connection. There are pages of lore on Reaper and 76 and how they were one of Overwatch's "closest bonds". Do you literally not read?
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>>165156818
Sombra considers blackmailed persons her friends too.
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>>165156818
His wording was kinda shitty though.

>I think that maybe her friends are Reaper and Widowmaker, but they have a very complicated friendship definitely
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"Is this ez mode" line is a God's gift to humanity
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>>165156818
He didn't say that at fucking all he was doing his vague shit again. "Are they friends? Maybe?" And he was saying this in reference to if Sombra has any other friends like the one she made in her short. Come on now.

>>165156882
>>165156931

Refer to what I just said. He's lying.
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>>165156936
Because he's a fucking gook.
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I like Talon wacky misadventures
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>>165155398
I'm far from being the best Zen in the world, but here's what I do
>put orb on front line or the obvious target who's going to take damage in the beginning of a match
>discord shit either being focused by your teammates or shit like pharah as being discorded is a great deterrent
>pewpewpew from a safe distance, you don't want to expose yourself
>ult when I hear them doing something(dragon blade, tactical visor, you get it)
Of course, you can do your job better if you communicate and properly coordinate with your team
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>>165157095
cringe
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>>165157025
desu I just wanted to post that sombra picture again :)
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>>165153742
>>165154469
Mine was 4 Pharah defense on Kings Row against 3 Reins. They turtle up, approach but get bombed from every direction and retreat.

The same game had 3 Lucios on both side earlier, that was a total cancer though. But at least I was on defense, so the stall was fine.
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Is it a good time to solo-q? It's off hours now right?
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>>165157025
That wasn't quite the question.

>As much as you can tell without spoiling anything, who is Sombra'a biggest nemesis in the cast, and who would be her best friend?

MC: I think she doesn't particularly make friends very well. She definitely fits in that loner archetype, which is a pretty traditional hacker thing I'd say. For her nemesis, she has a few. Obviously, she's up against this mysterious conspiracy. I think that maybe her friends are Reaper and Widowmaker, but they have a very complicated friendship definitely. Winston and Tracer don't liker her, because I don't know if you noticed, but the trans-locator tech looks very much like Tracer's Chrono harness. Honestly, Sombra has made a lot of enemies along the way, but she also does make friends like Katjya.
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>>165157303
>friends like Katjya.
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>>165156818
Sombra is Sombra, she's doesn't seem really serious about what she does.
Now take Reaper and Widow, I think they wouldn't have any problem snapping Sombra's neck if they discovered she betrayed them.

>>165157303
This basically confirms that "friends" is just intended as allies.
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>he doesn't waifu Pharah
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>>165157464
Why would I waifu that ugly, autistic, shitskin, amputee?
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>>165157184
Only 12 year old people use this word
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>>165157525
>wrong on all accounts
that takes some skill anon
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>>165156758
>mortal enemies

Except Reaper and 76 weren't always fighting even after the promotion. They formed Overwatch together. They were the closest bond in Overwatch and when it finally broke all hell broke lose along with it. It's the basis for the entire backstory of Overwatch.

How are people this misinformed? People really think that 76 and Reaper were these mortal enemies, good vs evil horseshit? Both are assholes that can't agree on their wildly different points of views and at the same time can't stop being alongside each other. It's the only major part of their backstory and one of the arc's Chu won't stop bringing up.
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>>165157525
>ugly
>autistic
>amputee
Nope.

>shitskin
Irrelevant since she's a qt.

Plus, now that it's confirmed Mercy is fucking the edgy manlet, Pharah is canonically the purest.
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>>165157464
But I do
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>save up forever for that sick reinhardt skin
>finally buy my edgehardt
>level 37
>open loot box
>duplicate edgehardt skin in box

im going to fucking kill myself thanks rng
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>>165157525
>ugly, autistic, shitskin
No one mentioned Symmetra
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>>165157674
Which skin?
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Fareeha Amari's thickness.
http://rule34hentai.net/_images/311443ed2be1760c4b275d989f2c65f0/206599%20-%20Overwatch%20Pharah%20Slendistry.png
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>>165156618
Shipping enemies has been a thing for years. Some people love the idea of mortal foes falling in love and being bestest friends.
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>>165157184
how did this word get so popular and overused amongst the retarded youth?
do they even know what it means?
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>>165157674
Seems to happen quite a bit. The worst is if it happens during an even since it's 3000 credits down the drain.
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>>165157589
>spending denarii on non-event skin

you did this to yourself anon
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>>165157464
Not everyone has top tier taste.

>>165157525
Rude.
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>>165157589
>>165157787

It's a meme in /mhg/ sorry weren't in the know
cringe
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>>165157589
>>165157787

Samefag. Doublecringe.
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>>165157775
fake and gay

Pharah has tiny tits

She wouldn't be able to get airborn with knockers like that
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>>165157619
do you think in order to be a "mortal enemy" with someone you have to have always been this way?
it's that much easier to really want to kill a guy if you were close to him and he did something to betray you/fuck you over.
doesn't have anything to do with good or evil.
2 overachievers trying to do their own thing in the same organization had a falling out that destroyed said organization and now want to kill eachother
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>>165157940
Did you think her oversized chest armor was just for show?
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What is the best reinhardt skin? I have 3k + to spend, and I want the stonehardt one.
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When will they learn?
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>>165157895
first time i've ever been accused of samefagging
CRINGE
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>>165158001
Rathaloshardt, Paragon, Lionhardt and Balderich are all neat. Get Coldhardt next year.
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>Lose 200 sr for not playing
>Was only diamond
What the hell I thought it only happens if you were master
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>>165157464
waifu is not a verb mr redditor
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>>165158001
I prefer the Eichenwalde or Blood/Blackhardt ones if you're going with a legendary. The golden weapon looks nice with them and Rein just looks better with a helmet on.
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>>165157895
This site is 18+
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>>165158076
Never.
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>>165157985
That's the whole point. What you were saying was "why can't people understand they are enemies and that's all?" the very point is the fact they weren't just enemies. There's multiple layers to the entire situation where other characters are literally just that, enemies, without any other connections. Jack and Gabe are pretty much the only in depth part of the lore there is.
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>>165158225

Triplecringe
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>>165158139
you can't drop below 3000 as diamond though
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I want comic about Mercy trying to seduce every member of overwatch and hilariously failing every time
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>>165135848
Is McCree the most useless character?
Needs actual skill to be good at playing him, in a game filled with characters that don't require any skill to be good at.
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>tfw I lost all of my will to continue playing after I've finally reached Diamond.
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>>165158447
You could be Taimou and still get 100% negated by a D.Va who presses RMB
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>>165158523
iktf, I haven't played ranked since Symmetra overhaul went live.
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>>165158447
McMeme was never good against tanks -after the fan the hammer nerf-

he's pretty good, but not in this meta
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>>165158139
Same, I got SR decay in season 2 and I only dropped 6 points but it turns out that you don't lose rank for every week you don't play, you lose rank every day after a week.

I didn't want to get to Master anyways.
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>>165158447
>filled with characters that don't require any skil
Name 5
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>>165158418
>''H-HEY GUYS, LOOK IT'S MISTLETOE, DON'T WORRY, T-THERE'S FOR EVERYone...''

>Genji is the only one who fell for the suspiciously lonely 37 year old blonde
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>>165158620
76 is still really strong, not sure if much meta would rather have McCree over him in most situations
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>>165140684
Winston is insanely viable, but due to his need for a buff he's extremely situational. Example from last night:

>volskaya industries defense
>playing duo-q with friend and a ton of solos
>solos don't listen, dont join voice, ignore enemy on point, team is generally doing shit
>get railed on the first point, almost start raging, decide to try different strategy instead
>friend gets shield generator up as Symmetra
>switch to winston
>complete area denial around the point
>absolutely shit on their squishies
>their mercy starts raging in match chat
>we win
>mfw symmetra+winston team carry
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>>165158712
not him but Mercy, Symmetra, Lucio, Junkrat, Torb
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>tfw I'm the best OW player in this general
why are you all so bad at babby's first shooter?
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>>165158824
Really depends if flankers are gonna be a thing again.
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>>165158891
I want to try monkey man.

How do I Winston properly?
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>>165159025
60 hours on Torb and I can see that those who think torb is easy actually suck at it.
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>>165142304
What if Sombra had a backstab?
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>>165158620
He's not bad but there's very little reason to play him in this meta because Soldier fills the same role he does but he's much more consistent, does more damage and has better skills.
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>>165158712
Bsically all the characters in meta.
Soldier is objectively the easiest offense hero, just and easier McCree.
Ana shouls be an actually hard support compared with the others, too bad that the tank meta makes her job so easy is not even fun
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>>165159163
positionning, learn to jump, shoot while in the air, drop shield, retreat fast, flank
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>>165159197
yeah I only really got good at hitting my turret and spamming LMB into chokepoints after 50 hours or so
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>>165158824
>>165159139
I'm sure that 76 will get nerfed again. See what happened to D.Va. 1 patch of glory after being shit for a long time, and then nerfed to even worse state.
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>>165159232
what if that guy actually had a brain? bastion would have died.
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>shoot two people
>get play of the game
hmm
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what's gonna be the meta next patch?
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>>165141863
To be fair, Korean servers are 100% fucked right now because Blizzard Korean cannot into anti cheat. So I have *some* sympathy.

That being said, at least we don't have to play on euro servers with russians
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>>165159421
Why not buff McCree into matching current 76?
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>>165159025
>Mercy
Honestly a shit character if you're no good, she has 1 way to get out of trouble and most people manage to use it poorly
>Lucio
When they're too dumb to speed at the right times, Lucio is an easy kill
>Junkrat
Bad Junkrats tend to blow themselves up and spend most of the game not really damaging the other players because they go for direct hits
>Torb
Torb turrets see poor placement and get killed easily, the player has bad aim and not really helpful with the armor

Symmetra is definitely no skill with the latest buff
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>>165147451
My biggest issue with it is that it goes against Mercy's character, not because she necessarily has an aversion to Asian men, but because having a relationship with a patient violates the Hippocratic Oath and goes against what she stands for as a doctor.

It would be like her suddenly becoming an edgy, violent psychopath with a love of killing.
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>QP
>enemy team is a group of 5
>they have a gold plaque player with a star, never even seen this rank
>the rest is all silver plaques
>my team has a level 13, 18, 98, 52, a one star and me three stars

Nice balance
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>>165159528
well the game took the most boring play and made it play of the game and you took the most boring thing that happened in this world and made a post here.

hmm
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>>165145812
>bastion r34
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>>165159614
Because power creep is rarely a good thing
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>We're really happy with Ana's design. We think she plays well and has a good set of abilities. We will vigilantly watch her in terms of balance, but she is not a hero that is in need of a rework in from our perspective.

Lel
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>>165159651
>Bad Junkrats tend to blow themselves up and spend most of the game not really damaging the other players because they go for direct hits
if that's the level we're talkibg about here, no hero takes any skill
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>>165159591
Zarya instead of D.va
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>tfw near your season best and you gain 400 sr in 2 days
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>>165159837
Blizzard in charge of being wrong
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>>165145812
>>6. Mei: 311,874
fucking hell, remove all fatty-apologists
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One day I will marry Hana
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>>165147451
>self insert
That much is obvious
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>>165159668
>turns a man into a machine
>revive the dead

m-muh oath!
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Kaplan on Sombra buffs

>We have some other changes we are discussing trying. We see the current changes as a step in the right direction.

>More info soon...
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>>165159614
Problem is that they are way too similar, so in the end people will choose the most effective one, even if they are both strong.
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>>165159614
You might as well just delete Pharah from the game.
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Why are PC players much worse than console players? I've had consecutive people who throw the game when they don't do well the first time. I rarely get this on PS.
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>>165160026
>Sombra

Call me when they talk about D.va
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>>165160312
no one bothers on console
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>>165149383
>>165149527
That's not Cyberspace

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyY9KFN44oQ
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>log in for first time in 2 weeks
>cool new map
>ready to shit on kids in 1v1
>no 1v1 anymore

F U C K
O F F
B L I Z Z A R D
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>>165160328
He said D.Va was a mistake and that they'll leave her in the toilet. They also don't want the gookboo audience.
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>>165158418
I want a comic about young Mercy fucking every single male member of Overwatch (and some of the female ones) and using her regenerative powers to regrow her hymen so as to trick each of them into believing they're her first.

Then, years later, she professes her true love for McCree
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>>165159712
wow m4d
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Mercy is a sad single alcoholic
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>>165160484
Deleting her would be better than the PTR nerf so I don't mind it.
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>Kill 600 HP D Va by myself
>Have to let her faggot fucking second life escape and I get fucked by reaper
>Watch our D Va struggle to kill a 150 HP D Va in spectate
>Enemy D Va gets in her mech
>Rage quit
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>>165160005
She's clearly not averse to using technology and science to aid people. That's what medicine is.

>>165160613
>You will never get shitfaced with Mercy and listen to all her sad stories about the heroes she couldn't save.
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>>165160719
Baby D.Va is far too powerful for what she is. Her gun is almost the same as Mercy's.
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>>165146326
Manface.
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Why is D.Va so shit now? What the fuck is Blizzard doing? Are they retarded? Don't they realize that tanks are so dominant because there's a fucking broken healer that can outheal pretty much every DPS?

Why the fuck would they nerf tanks, and nerf them this hard when the root of the entire meta is a healer?

Also
>nerfing literally any tank because they perform well
>still leaving Reinhardt as-is despite his near 100% pick rate

Nice priorities, Kaplan.

Just needed to vent, proceed with thread.
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>>165160418
>epic montage clip
>ends up in plat and climbs a bit to diamond
>doesnt even get in at least Masters

Wow, its fucking nothing!
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>it's a rein that does nothing but hold rmb all game telling others what and how to play
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>>165160728
>I have the right to treat any patient I want first.
Uhh no, you treat the patient who's in the most critical condition first you dumb whore.
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>>165161059
that's his job though and if you aren't winning it's definitely not his fault just because he didn't get some clutch charge.
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>>165160719
>rage quitting

What a faggot
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>>165159996
Scott looks like someone who'd love Star Trek, superhero comics, MMOs and everything else the main characters of Big Bang Theory like.
>>
The only thing i know about overwatch is this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_Mp5gE0HSw

Mei seems really broken
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>>165161097
So the 199 HP Genji behind enemy lines?
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What would you do in such situation
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>>165160863
it's like 5dps lower than mercy cause dva pistol shots travel much faster

it's just completely fucking retarded how overpowered dva is especially for how fucking easy she is to play
>>
>play hundreds of comp games
>check my win rates
>71% as Dva
>80% as Symmetra

Well I guess I know what I am maining after the nerds come through!
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Brehs
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>>165161402
>it's just completely fucking retarded how overpowered dva is
>I can't space
>I can't hit her HUGE FACE
>I can't counterpick
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>>165161040
Isn't this par the course as far as Blizzard balancing goes?
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>>165161615
I guess, it just manages to piss me off anew every time it happens.

If they at least listened to PTR feedback and make incremental changes before pushing it live, but fat chance.
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>be forced to play Reinhardt in 9 out of 10 of my comp games
>same with friend, just with Ana instead

get me out of this fucking meta
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>Enemy team gets more than one D Va in mystery heroes
>Lose

I fucking hate this hero
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>>165161732
>forced
by who? random teens on the internet?
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>>165161564
She's be a terrible mother
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>>165161382
It's "You're powered up, Get in there"
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>>165160863
It's better than Mercy's
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I really wish reaper's wrath form looked this cool
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>>165161732
Don't worry, soon it'll be just Reinhardt, Ana, Zarya, Soldier and what the fuck else because every other hero is virtually useless.
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>>165161174
it's a shitter excuse not to pick another hero yourself and maybe let somebody else play rein and be useless
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>lvl 16
>5min+ queue times
>constantly playing against ridiculously high lvl
>get fucked all the time
>people call me a smurf and blame me for losing

you guys told me this game was fun.
>>
JUNKRAT'S AND ROADHOG'S EXCELLENT ADVENTURES ANIMATED SHORT WHEN?
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>>165161059
>doesn't even begin to listen to the guy who is sacrificing his fun so that he can win

go die in a fire desu
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>>165161701
I don't get me wrong, it's stupid. It's just I've learned to not get upset since it's out of my control. At most, I'll just take a break from the game since I have enough shit in my backlog.
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>3700
>every game is focused as hell and a struggle
>win some lose some
>can't climb at all

>fuck it I'm not enjoying this
>screw around with torb and hanzo
>40 games later
>rank remains the same

Comp is rigged
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CAN BLIZZARD PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE REWORK MEI
>shes slow dude just shoot her lmao
YEAH FUCK OFF THOUGH
A CHARACTER THAT REQUIRES A 1v6 IS FUCKING HORRIBLE
BLIZZARD NEEDS TO MAKE HER MORE MOBILE BUT LESS ABLE TO STALL AND LIVE SO LONG
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>>165161857
In your case it's autism
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>>165161789
Not that guy, but by the desire to win, usually. Sometimes you gotta drag your team across the finish line, because there's somehow people with over 300 levels at diamond who still don't know that you need two healers and a Rein.
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>>165161789
ultimately by myself because i want to win, and the randoms instalock much faster than i do
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>>165161963
>climb to around 3400
>make the mistake of grouping with friends and play about 300 points below my rank
>string of bad games, end up at 2800
>can't climb back up no matter what

Kill me now. Every game is pain. There's so many fucking retards.

Like, why would anyone think that Symmetra fills the second healer slot instead of one of the DPS?
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>play d.va on ptr
>gold medals every game
Was I playing with shitters or is she not as bad as people say?
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>>165162231
was the enemy roadhog crippled or something?
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>>165162231
Probably shitters, honestly, or people who don't know how bad she is now. They're still afraid to directly engage her, despite the fact that most heroes can beat her 1v1 now.
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>>165161047
but he does dumbass
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>>165162143
Because on defense Symmetra literally is taken as a second support with Ana solohealing you diamond retard. If you take 2 supports they will just take a divecomp and literally shred your anuses before you even realize what happened.
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>>165157464
I waifu bastion, she's perfect and innocent.
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>>165162336
Yes, by his new hook.
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>>165138794
>when i kill another genji as genji
mada mada

>d.va
LOL

>reinhardt
CATCH PHRASE!
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>>165162395
>people below diamond rank
>diving
>not just dancing back and forth on the choke
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>>165138794
>Reinhardt
LET ME SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE
>Zarya
No mercy
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>decide to play widowmaker in qp even though i'm terrible at her
>actually do well

what is this feeling inside
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>>165162143
>2800
>can't climb

dude what

2800 is full of retards that can't aim. pharah is incredibly powerful at that rank.
>>
im on xbone and never heard a genji spam "i need healing"

is this meme real on PC?
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>>165162489
Does bastions huge, thick, expandable robocock cum oil?
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>>165138794
>YOU DIDN'T MAKE THE CUT
>>
>at placed at 2345
Is there sekrit tip to climbing.
>>
Is there seriously any point of getting any good with someone in this game now?
ffs stop nerfing everyone Blizz, I've been a D.va main since the beta I hate seeing her go back down to being useless

Her problem is her huge fucking critical hotbox, Fix that don't just slap on a ton of amour then take it away again.

I hate this game.
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>>165162689
You know what it is
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>>165144023
Why's everyone freaking out about the legitimacy of this hook
It was a solid hook, just the pull in path fucked up
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>>165162736
It being full of retards and me not being good enough to carry a team kinda go hand in hand here. I can play almost any role and a fairly large number of heroes pretty well and perform great in an at least somewhat coordinated team where I can focus on one thing and rely on everyone else to do their job.

But on this rank, I can't trust my team to hitscan that Pharah out of the sky reliably, but when I go Soldier, I can't trust my team to tank for me while I try to kill that Pharmercy. It's a vicious cycle, really.
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Why has the Overwatch twitter liked so many pictures of Gabe and Jack over the last few months?
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>>165162736
>2800 cant aim
when will this meme die?
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>>165162689
Same here, I figure it's because QP is a fucking shooting gallery. Rarely someone picks Rein, there's almost no counterpicks, you're usually just free to stand in the same spot all game and get free kills on Bastions, Hanzos, Junkrats, etc.
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>>165162839
>DV.a's head is pretty large, but its not as large as Winston's head for example. The increased health pool not only allows her to simply absorb more shots before dying, it buys her precious extra seconds for her Flight to come back off cooldown to allow her to change position or just escape if she needs.

>It's true its possible she can feed a little more ultimate to your enemies, but you're also feeding your healers more ultimate at the same time.

That's the only time they've addressed that
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>>165162839
Have faith anon, no one with half a brain will think "yeah, I think these changes are good to D.va, we can update the game now"

I may be too optimistic and expecting too much from Blizzard.
>>
Mei nerf when?
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>>165162839
>Her problem is her huge fucking critical hotbox
Stoner D.va when?
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>>165163232
Well, they don't exactly have a stellar track record of revising PTR changes. So switch mains while there's still time.
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>>165163232
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20464895#patchnotes

>Q. Where can I share feedback about the upcoming patch content?

>A. This iteration of the PTR is intended to make sure the upcoming patch is working correctly before it's released, so we'll be primarily focused on uncovering major bugs and technical issues. Though you are still welcome to share your feedback through our normal channels, it's unlikely that we'll be able to incorporate changes based on PTR feedback in this patch cycle.

Don't worry anon, all the changes are going through to live.
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>>165163259
Never
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>>165163157
2800 is full of people playing on trackpads or have missing limbs
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>>165163353
R.I.P in piss hero mains.
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>>165163418
>>165163469

They changed Mercy's damage boost from 50% to 30% last PTR changes

I believe
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>>165137548
Oh! You're on!
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>>165163581
The problem is that's the only initial balance change that didn't make it out of ptr.
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>>165163572
Where's the rest of the image
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>>165138326
Symmetra is your mahou shoujo character
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>>165161990
Good post friend :^)
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>>165163581
That was because boosted McCrees were one shotting most of the cast. It's a change that affected too many characters negatively. They don't care if it just shits on one character. Especially if it means they have to backpedal and admit they don't know how to balance their own game.
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>>165163418
>So switch mains while there's still time.
I can play all the tanks but D.va is the most fun

I DONT want to play Reinhardt again he's boring as fuck
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>>165163825
Issue on the modeler's part. We've already seen her out of the suit
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>>165163838
Honestly, I get the feeling that Blizzard try to listen to feedback, but then only listen to kneejerk feedback.

Hence the overnerfing of characters that shitters have problems dealing with, like D.Va and Roadhog.

I'm still surprised they actually reworked Symmetra.
>>
Watching Mei impale you while frozen is like watching shit come out of somebody's asshole. it's actually pretty satisfying to watch.
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>>165163938
My only problem with Rein being a mandatory pick is actually playing him. He's the most unfun character in the game. Even Lucio is kind of fun while in speed mode.
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>>165163938
I feel you man, I really enjoy playing her. But we gotta face the fact that she'll be shit soon. Like, unplayably shit. And with Roadhog going down the same road, we gotta rethink.

I'll probably go back to Zarya, I guess.
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Just another day as Zenyatta
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>>165163572
Gonna need a source on that.
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>>165138794
MUH-ERRY CHRISTMASU
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>>165162824
No, her huge robo cock actually cums a special lubricant used for all her moving parts, the same lubricant that is used to transform into turret or tank mode so fluidly despite the years of neglect.
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>>165162689
It's you inner autism tingling.
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>>165164231
>those stats

Like, good on you man, but shit. Was your team made up of literal retards? Were they having a collective stroke?
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>>165164231
>Five golds as Zen

How bad were your teammates?
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>>165163561
yeah ok
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>>165163825
I want to do unspeakable things to Pharah.
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>some guy says need healer
>some scrub instalocks ana
>you just know its going to be yet another faggot that plays ana as a poor mans widow
>yep i fucking knew it
>get gold healing as soldier while ana pretends they did anything other than play a pseudo dps role
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>>165164369
route 66 and they where getting some kills barely did anything else
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best comp
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The clacking heels of Angela bouncing around is. good for the soul

https://youtu.be/7zJWX1ZeUNo
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>>165144747
and then they blame you the whole game because they are losing
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Ana mains rejoice. We'll probably never lose any utility on her grenade.
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>>165164656
>>165164656
>>165164656

now arriving to: new thread
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>>165164668
Jeff just can't stop confirming what a massive retarded faggot he is
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>>165164434
Pharah is only for hugs and kisses
>>
>overwatch
>consistent fun

If a character becomes viable in any way people will bitch about it until they get nerfed or changed or the meta changes and you can no longer have competitive fun with said character.

Examples:

>WAH WAH GENJI IS IMBALANCED WAHWAH BLIZZARD PLEASE NERF
>WAAAHA WAHH SYMMETRA IS BAD PLEASE BUFF WAAA
>WAH WAH HOG HOOKS ARE TERRIBLE WAH WAH NERF HOOKPLEASE
>WAH WAH DVA IS BAD BUFF DVA
>WAH WAH DVA IS OP NOW NO BLIZZARD NERF PLS

need I even go on about ana, lucio, mercy etc. Why can't they just buff slightly instead of nerf. Like soldier, jesus christ I hate soldier but that was the only proper thing blizzard has done since the beginning.
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>>165164668
they'll probably just buff others to compensate. but i don't really care, ana/lucio meta is the most fun shit without a doubt only topped by lucio/zen
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>>165164801
i've been a soldier main since the beginning and i love playing him because blizz really knows how to keep him viable without making him disgusting

he's only particularly good right now because helix eats the armor of any tank and mccree has to rely on headshots for that
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>>165144747
>be on defense
>play Symmetra
>place turrets close to enemy spawn for some quick free ult charge
>entire team somehow thinks this is an invitation to the wrong side of the chokepoint
>walk back
>spam "Group Up!"
>no one groups up
>at least 2 teammates die as soon as the doors open
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>>165164801
Zenyatta was also handled fairly well in the balancing. He got up to 200 HP and Discord was nerfed slightly, but not into uselessness, and he still puts out respectable damage himself.

Like, he isn't exactly viable in the current meta, but at least they didn't overshoot with him.
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>>165147264
>Stefania Ferrario
>tumblr

you see any girl with short hair and instantly wanna shout tumblr cunt huh
>>
>>165163581
they literally only did that because star pointed out that it allowed mccree to oneshot 200hps onstream while playing in game with the devs
their response to him was "haha we actually didnt notice that"

ptr isnt for testing, its for comp teams to scrim out new strats before the patch comes out, amending what theyve changed undermines that so they wont ever do it no matter how stupid the changes are
and, more importantly, reverting nerfs means admitting wrongdoing, which they pretty plainly will not do
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>>165164997
You'd think he'd be viable to help melt tanks faster, yet here we are.
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>>165164958
>>165164997
This is what I mean. Nerf hammer is retarded. Nothing. and I mean this, NOTHING was OP in August. The only reason to nerf and buff shit is just to artificially modify the meta so that its not a stale game.

Instead of hmm I don't know NEW MAPS MAYBE?? NEW FUCKING CHARACTERS MAYBE? NEW MODES?
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>>165144962
Can confirm, I want to fuck Genji and Mcree.

That and the game is fun as hell.
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>>165165203
Anas heal is just too strong for that. The only way to push through is spam the enemy Reins shield down, get an instant pick with Roadhog and then win the 6v5.

Things like strategy don't come into play in the triple tank meta.
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>>165165241
>Nothing. and I mean this, NOTHING was OP in August.

wasn't this the 2 tracer/ 2 lucio/ 2 winston meta

or was it the 'whoever has the best mccree wins' meta

this game has always had bullshit, you're just a silver so you don't notice
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>>165144747
>hiding before match starts so I can get an easy kill or two
This is why you are on gold
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>mfw they forget the mercy
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>non-ult ability that heals, boosts healing, deals damage, blocks enemy healing in aoe
yeah, "balance"
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