/owg/ - Overwatch General

What map should I practice some lucio wallrides on

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D.va will always be OP and viable in my heart

nth for ana will never be nerfed so there's no reason to keep this game installed at all

>>165164865
Don't worry, they'll just keep nerfing the tanks instead.

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>the map is anything but KOTH

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Fareeha

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Reaper mains: Report in

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Post rare cards

>>165164941
I find it so weird that people either hate or love koth. I guess at higher levels of play it's more consistent and the easiest mode to balance, aka why TF2 competitive was almost exclusively KOTH a few years ago. But a lot of heroes mesh well with the asymmetrical nature of the other maps like builders... so who knows.

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>>165164656
Salty tumblrinas.

Oy Vey! Overwatch is finished

https://www.reddit.com/r/Competitiveoverwatch/comments/5n6cl2/a_new_type_of_hacking_has_appeared_in_the_korean/

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Why kill D.Va, /owg/?

We have Rein, Roadhog, Zarya and D.Va as the tanks currently used in the meta. If they wanted to change stuff and get rid of the triple or quadruple tanks, why was D.Va the chosen one to be destroyed and sent to oblivion? Why don't they attack the disease (Ana)?

This is unfair, /owg/. I thought this game was fun, but deleting characters from the game is never fun, unless it's Hanzo.

I'm really sad, /owg/

>>165165149
kill yourself you play 1 round a day then jerk off to r34 the rest of the night your opinion doesn't fucking matter

>>165165092
Poor doge. He needs exercise

>overwatch
>consistent fun

If a character becomes viable in any way people will bitch about it until they get nerfed or changed or the meta changes and you can no longer have competitive fun with said character.

Examples:

>WAH WAH GENJI IS IMBALANCED WAHWAH BLIZZARD PLEASE NERF
>WAAAHA WAHH SYMMETRA IS BAD PLEASE BUFF WAAA
>WAH WAH HOG HOOKS ARE TERRIBLE WAH WAH NERF HOOKPLEASE
>WAH WAH DVA IS BAD BUFF DVA
>WAH WAH DVA IS OP NOW NO BLIZZARD NERF PLS

need I even go on about ana, lucio, mercy etc. Why can't they just buff slightly instead of nerf. Like soldier, jesus christ I hate soldier but that was the only proper thing blizzard has done since the beginning.

>>165165230
Found the Hanzo main...
Shouldn't you be resting? I thought your back hurt from carrying your team every game

>>165165293
Its fine he is american, it is genetics.

About to play a comp post ending in one decide what I play

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>>165165092
Not just on twitter, of course, r/pharmercy saltmines are working at full force

>>165165439
Sombra

Lesbian Tracer > Gency

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What next for Sombra anons? They say they have "more ideas".

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>>165165012
is purest and thickest

>>165165439
Zenyatta

>>165165145
>"theres a new type of hack that allows hackers to take control of the enemy team"
>watch the video
>it's just some guy lagging the serrver

why is everyone on reddit braindead

>>165165092
Can't I hate both ships?

>>165165376
hanzo

>>165165439
Sombra, post screenshots of reactions

>>165165561
Sure you can, but the Swiss Doctor x Robogook one causes so much anger both to tumbrinas because its straight and to /pol/tards because its interracial that it warms my heart

>>165165545
His whole team was lagging

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am i a good genji
>stay on payload
>flank
>tell who were up against when playing on defense
>only attack the squishies and maybe weaken the tanks if it wont guarantee death
>guard the healers so youll never see me spam i need healing
>never rush unless sentry bastion to deflect bullets at enemies
>sparrow skin
d-did i do good /vg/?

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>>165165293
>>165165395
Mine gets plenty

He also think sym needs a nerf asap

>>165165545
>The top comment is literally pointing that out.

Why is everyone on 4chan braindead?

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>>165165058
As much as I hate when shitters pick Hanzo, a good Hanzo can be really useful. Keeping people suppressed, picking off squishes and doing recon with his sonic arrow can make a big difference, and his ult combos well with a lot of things.

I think if OW had better hitboxes and more of a focus on mechanical skill, we'd see fewer, but better, Hanzos.

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>>165165527
Caramel thighs

>>165165749
>sparrow
>not oni

no, bad genji, bad!

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Anyone play Arcade?
I report Rage Quitters (as there is no penalty for quitting and reinstancing a match, depriving the winners of a win/xp/lootbox)
Just FYI

>>165165519
Sombra discovers the faction that really pulls the strings in the world.
This organization discovers her hacking their database and dispatches an assassin to neutralize her.
Next hero is an assassin-type from Israel.

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>>165165462
>Het nonsense

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how tall do you think young genji really is? he looks shorter than hanzo

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Amélie Lacroix
>tfw no new skins

>>165166062
I thought I saw a comparison with all the models and he seemed a little taller than Hanzo. Could always find out Chu's height for the proper answer.

>>165165893
oni skin is somehow edgier than reaper

also i got the game in november and i refuse to play any other blizzard game

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>Have money to buy any legendary skin I want
>No hero that I ever play that I might be somewhat good at

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>>165166104
She'll get some in the next one.

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>>165166104
>tfw listening to all those breathing and moaning soundclips

YOU HAVE 10 FUCKING SECONDS TO POST WHERE THE NEW MAP SHOULD TAKE PLACE RIGHT NOW!!!!!

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>tfw to smart to play healer

>>165166447
Underwater base in the Pacific

>>165164656
>>165165092
Been away for three days, did anything happen?

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>>165165462
>not this het nonsense
>being the norm is nonsense in the western world
>2017

I DONT WANT A FUCKING VALENTINES UPDATE

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Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to comp tomorrow.

>>165166447

in space

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>>165166447
We already loitered Gibraltar, why not fucking Barcelona

>>165166447
Korea

>>165166447
The fucking moon

Low grav map / sections

Shades of Facing Worlds

>>165166213
Just play Rein, Lucio, and Ana. They'll never be nerfed in a way that makes them not viable.

>>165166447
india, birthplace of diarrhea

>>165166447
India, in Vishkar territory

Irradiated Australia

>>165165910
No one gives a shit about your whining because we quit arcade all the time when going after those 3 lootboxes
If you lose the first round of 3v3 Elimination, you have only a 40% chance of winning. Move on.
Same for Oasis
Same for bad compositions in Mystery Heros.
Move on, get the chests, get back to competitive mode.

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>>165166629
But anon, I suck at every character apparently. Or maybe I did not have a good day today.

>>165166690
What happened to aussieland?

>>165166512
Shippers always think gay relationships are spicier and more exciting. They are relatively rare in major TV and video games, so they've got a novelty to them. This is nothing new.

>>165166447
I'd like some sort of nature map. all these Urban environments are getting boring

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>>165166693
Mystery Heroes is fun, anon!

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>talking about overwatch with friends
>they become really salty about comp
>'its muh team"
>they want me to carry them to diamond
>blizzards based comp system doesn't allow me to
>i am literally free of these scrubs
Glory to the snow storms

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>Oasis Arcade
>Win 1st round by a landslide
>3 Enemies leave the game and 1 guy from our team leaves
>Reinstancing
>Doesn't count as a win
WHY IS THIS ALLOWED JEFF

>>165166824
the abos were exterminated but the nuclear radiation that was used got out of control

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>>165165462
>>165166512
Even the VAs hate this het nonsense and want Pharmercy, anons! Don't you understand?

>>165166931
Oh I guess that explains junkrat then

>>165166824
They nuked the center of Australia because that was Omnic territory so Australia's become a Mad Max-style irradiated wasteland

>>165166873
Overwatch takes place once the NWO has been enacted, the wilderness is off limits for humans who are concentrated in megacities

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Rate my shit buffs I wrote out. Out of 8.

http://pastebin.com/jgXbQpY5

>>165166903
What I say they should do as a punishment for leaving early is removing one unlocked skin from your hero gallery.

>>165166895
I'm not here for fun I'm here for 9 wins and 3 chests I don't care if I cause the game to reinstance I'm moving on to my next chance If I'm spawned as sombre, Widow Hanzo McReee etc

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>>165166447
Retrowave future-80's Miami

>>165167098
Set their computer on fire remotely.

>>165167057
Okay but Overwatch isn't beholden to any government body. They would still fight battles in the wilderness

>>165166903
CHILL OUT IT'S JUST ARCADE BRO!

>>165167057
Source?

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>>165167017
can we, /owg/, make this a headcanon?

>>165167013
That's probably because they didn't record together and they have that awkward English as their second language acting going on.

Why did Jerma miss the Overwatch train?

at this point i just brace for a loss if i see more than one korean name on my team

thought these fuckers are supposed to be good at vidya

>>165167085
because MUH TEAM FORTRESS 2

He's a nostalgia fag who can't let go of the past

>>165167085
>Genji
>not removed from the game
kys yourself

why are people saying lucio isnt black? do they not know brazillians are fuckin african?

>>165167440
Still doing TF2? Must've picked up a few of the refugee

>>165167085
McCree's roll happens so fast that there's no reason to add any anon of invulnerability to it.

Pharah just needs more movement speed in the air but other than that she's generally fine it's just that hitscan is too strong for you to spend too long in the air

Reaper doesn't need changes and shadow stepping shouldn't be used in combat

20 to 18 per bullet is all that's necessary

Hacking Symmetra's ultimates is stupid.

>>165165759
German shepherd gets plenty of exercise and he thinks that Widowmaker is a cutie.

>>165167451
Most of them are shitters and hackers. It's only the top few that are good.

>>165167536
'Cause some black people have this thing where if you don't identify with your African heritage you aren't really black.

>be me
>get on
>good attitude
>ready to cooperate and win some games
>junkrat pick who does shit then abandons 2 minutes into the game
>attitude ruined for at least the next 24 hours
hope ur not on my team :^)

>>165167536
Americans

To them race is intricately tied with nationality

>>165167440
Doesn't he usually like having fun instead? I'd love to watch Ster carry him to top 500 though.

>>165167536
A black DJ who plays Hockey?

>>165167204
Most in-game objective have a reason to be there and thus to be contested, there's no reason at all to be out in the wild in the first place, there's literally nothing but deers and birds
The closeest you'd get to a "natural" environment is that germany map in the ruins of that old village with overgrown plants and shit, because there are still points of interest even though the place has been abandoned

>>165167307
>singularity occured
>no more christianism
>no more islamism
>masonic / antique egyptian cult
>Bastion trailer shows that everything remote has been completely abandoned as human population has been concentrated into cities to allow nature to cure, unlike today's mad pseudo-urbanization of suburban areas spreading absolutely everywhere
>what is The Protocols of the Elders of Zion

>>165167176
>Welcome to Miami
>some overwatch'd version of https://youtu.be/_wY6i5vRlUU plays
I dig it

>>165167451
Dota players use the korean server to farm rank.

As far as esport titles go, Korea's top 1% are the best in the world but their 99% are worse than most.

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>>165164668
So only Ana gets to be broken as shit? No others? Fuck you, It's not fair, she doesn't get to be the best fucking healer by a MASSIVE margin.

>Zen
Orb of Harmony now lingers forever, requiring no line of sight after giving. Fuck you.

>Mercy
Can now Overheal by 25% of total HP. Fuck you.

>>165167694
yes

why not?

>>165165145
>do that and then aimbot at the end
Why do Koreans cheat so much? What's the point of cheating that far? It's not even a real win.

>>165167638
>>Be me
I hope I'm not on your team too

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>symmy finally gets that buff
>decide to beg all the lucio shitters to play her to counter dva because i dont want payload tier heals and no damage
>pop zarya bubbles all day on her
>between the energy im getting and the charge she is getting off dvas mech we are able to destroy the full team
Why even play the BR failure

>>165164101
>the overnerfing of characters that shitters have problems dealing with, like D.Va and Roadhog.

For fuck's sake, enough with this "The sky is falling!" idiocy.

Hog can now reliably OHKO everyone up to and including Zarya with his wombo combo, including the shit hitbox characters like Ana and Tracer. They're already working on the "Breaks when a hair touches a lamppost" things. If anything he's become even more deadly.

The only thing D. Va has to do now is make sure she has reliable healing and not chase people around the entire map by herself. She can still melt faces at 10m or less and all of her bullshit abilities weren't touched at all.

>>165167789
Korea has LAN bars where they can cheat on computers they don't own

>>165167694
soccer too

>>165167639
he sounds like the blacks we have here in commiefornia, i dont get it

>>165167789
Gotta compensate for those tiny dicks somehow


it's actually becuase of the PCBang system

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>>165167347
No, anon, everyone wants every character to be gay, don;t you understand? Its only natural.

>>165167980
rich kids have to much free time on their hands

>>165168032
we really do

>>165167536
He's Brazilian and therefore mixed beyond recognition.

>>165167839
Symmeta benifits from Lucio's speed boost

>>165167980
We're gonna get to see Gencji and Mercy have explicit robo dick-in-vagina sex and these people will still be like "OH GENJI I LOVE MY WIFE, FUCK ME HARDER" "AND I LOVE MY ROBOT HUSBAND NOW BEND OVER".

Is that a pro genji?

>>165168093
tfw have qt brazillian friend whos white and right, too bad shes 15 :/

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are the severs down or something it won't let me log in?

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>>165167980
>straight up denial over a videogame character being heterosexual

I JUST GOT UCKING KICKED FROM A GAME AND NOW I CANT LOG IN "UNEXPECTED SERVER ERROR" WHAT THE FUCK BLIZZARD.

>>165168317
Koreans are nuking the servers

>>165168324
>mfw the expanding robodick stretches out my ass

>>165168395
Why?

>>165168227
>>165168032
>>165167980
>>165168324
>caring this much over what a few random people on the internet say about fictional video game characters

You're even worse than they are.

>>165168345
they're pushing a patch for "heterosexual gency love month"

>>165168489
how?

>>165168527
Where?

>>165168495
Not really, I couldn't care less about the lore of Overwatch.
Straight up denial is just hilarious.

>>165168324
>implying any amount of canon can stop gay shipping
You've clearly never encountered their kind before, have you?

>>165168527
Where?

>>165168543
when??????????? XDD

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>no mariachi beats when wearing Reap's legendaries
Does Blizzard really hate fun so much?

>>165168563
Then you should love holocaust deniers!

>>165168495
>reacting to something someone has shown you means you care too much about something
How emotionally stunted do you have to be

>>165168628
what?

>>165168631
They should honestly just use the voice lines from his Latin American VA for his ult and a couple of changed lines.

>>165168660
Oh no, all the ones that do are people who waste their time with politics, thinking governments have any hand on what a country does.
I got tired of puppet shows when I was 5.

Why do people say killing symmetra is easy?

It's not when the enemy team also has a Junkrat,Bastion, and Pharah spamming 24/7

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>>165168495
Reinhardt is really hot though

>>165168489
>>165168527
>>165168543
>>165168628
>>165168678
Okay, I laughed

>>165168782
papa

>>165168782
yeah, if you're into gilfs

>>165164786
Temple of anubis

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>when you almost fuck up your reaper's ult with an ice wall but then you remember you can instantly cancel it

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Is it worth trying to git god at Winston?

>>165168238
i am

>>165168978
Too bad most Mei's don't know that trick or that they can rotate their walls

>>165168495
>reacting to people reacting to a reaction about a fictional character

Wow, you are even worse! I am even worser! Woah dude! Its almost as if this is how discussion works!

>>165165519
something about her transition time between invis and vis.

Also, what is it with sombras and solo ulting me as tracer?

>>165168982
He's probably due some buffs so sure. Put down the tickle tent and tickle away, just don't play him suicide monkey style and you'll do fine

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>>165168978

Had a game recently where our Mei blocked our Mccree's ult.

She did not cancel the wall.

>>165168982
Why would you waste your time getting good at the worst """"tank""""?

He's never been viable and never will be

>>165168982
>trying to git god at Winston
>a character you don't even fucking need to aim with
Literally what the fuck
You don't even need to be good at positioning since "lel look at my short CD jump across the map xddd"
You're automatically good at Winston if you're not a braindead monkey

>>165169187
we get scared easily :(

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>actual fucking BR in my game who's playing lucio
>speaks only in huehue and can tell by his voice he's racially black
>hear him playing lucio's music loudly in his room
>every time he uses speed boost he shouts "VAMOS VAMOS"
>easy win, best lucio i've ever played with

>>165168982
Yes, permabullying Widowcunts and Genjiweebs is fun af

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>>165165954
Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually Russia military command. They're busy tending to what's left of their organization.

So you survived our fight on Volskaya Industries. You're not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me. Now an entire nation is dying because you lacked the strength to win. The legend of Sombra needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your death.

-KL

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Ready for Old Soldiers part 2, Electric Boogaloo?

>>165169319


Why the fuck does every asian character have to be a ninja?

I hate racism

>>165169319
This upsets me way more than it should years after the fact. Fuck that entire worthless ad of a storyline.

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>not instalocking Lucio on Illios

why live

how hard would it be to fuck a tracer cosplayer since tracers lesbo status on comic?

>>165169428
damn zenyatta's got a beefy neck for a robot

You're playing DPS and have gold medal damage.

A teammate is mad with the decisions you've been making in-game and tells you to switch to healer.

Do you do it?

>>165169187
You must have really pissed them off, they know Tracers that can't blink or rewind are dead meat

>>165169460
to smart to play support

>>165169476
Seek mental help.

>>165169460
boooooooooooooooooooooooooooring

>>165168982
No.

-he's way too squishy
-he does absolute shit damage
-his shield is completely useless
-despite what people say about him being the ultimate squishy killer all of those squishies will kill him long before he can kill them

When they bring the shield back to 1000 HP and make it so that enemies can't walk into it and keep killing you then he MIGHT become viable for any use at all.

>>165169438
I hate Asians.

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>>165169485
wait what's this from?

>>165166104
Why are all her gold skins so bad

>>165166447
canadian forest

>>165169524
No fuck them

They can do it

unless it's a Rein and he needs a pocket mercy

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>>165169540

>playing genji instead

>>165169438
its not racism
is d.va a ninja, what about hanzo? no its just genji
go back to tumblr, faggot

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>when the enemy rein ults your barrier and you know he bought his diamond account and your fighting what is essentially a 5v6 battle

>>165169438
What about DVa and Mei

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>this thread got locked

This is great to watch

>>165169280
Don't forget the Mercy who's focusing Pharah instead of healing her team like she should do

>>165165092
I'm following the right people because everyone I've seen are reblogging things calling shippers out and telling them to stop having a snit fit

I don't care about that ship either way but honestly if I was going to have a laugh at The Straits over gay tracer, which I did, I'm not going to be a jerk about Chu wanting his OTP

beats meiham

>>165169702
Real men main tanks

>>165168982
God has abandoned him

>>165166447
Here's two.

1. Make the Antarctica map playable in all modes by expanding it and making an actual objective for it, preferably a two-point capture map.

2. The destroyed Omnic factory in Australia

>>165169551
there are people on this thread right now who jerk off their tiny circumsized dicks to symmetras feet and youre telling me to seek mental help over wondering if its harder to fuck a qt dressed up as my third favorite character in ow?

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Is it worth trying to git good at Pharah?

>>165166447
Irvine

>>165169524
Medals don't mean as much as people think, but I'll bite.

Things to consider:
>Do we need a healer?
>Are you confident on Ana/Lucio/Zenyatta
>Will switching from DPS cripple your team?
>Did you get that Gold Damage by getting/assisting good picks, or did you just spam the enemy Rein's shield to inflate your e-penis?

>>165167319
Why do you think it needs to be a headcanon? His bio outright says that the radiation warped his mind, it's already canon to begin with.

>>165169889
No but it is kind of fun to just float above everyone not having a care in the world, enjoying the scenery.

>>165169108
To be fair I only found those by accident myself becasue it's not documented anywhere ingame.

Is it really that hard to ask Billzard to make new game mode? I was thinking perhaps a ctf mode where only the slow tanks such as zarya and bastion can move the flag and they are unable to use their ults while holding the flag.

What do you think of people over level 100 with no Comp Rank?

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>>165169460

>>165170115
they probably have jobs and just want to blow off steam rather than try to feel superior about themselves through video games

at least that's why I don't play comp

>>165170115
Shitters in denial who think they are good but think theirc Placement Matches won't go well

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>>165166104
How is smugberry so beautiful lads

>>165169960
no i think he meant the whole extermination of abos leading to the radiation thing to be canon.

>>165170115
They're either chill dudes who play for fun

or

they're complete fucking pussies that don't want to be labeled with low rankng

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>>165170115
The correct way to play this shit game.

>>165166447
Detroit. I would like to see how different it is than that of Deus Ex's Detroit.

>>165170240
Oh. No, we already know what happened there too - Roadhog and the ALF sabotaged the omnium, which set off a nuclear explosion. So I guess it's true if you switch out aboriginals for omnics?

>>165170115
I don't blame them, comp can be stressful af

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>can now slaughter Zarya and everyone lower-health than her in one wombo combo
>Winston and everyone higher-HP takes critical damage and be easily finished off with a follow-up shot or a teammate

Delicious, I love it. Actually, has anyone tried it on a Bastion? Can Roadhog OHKO wombo combo him on the PTR?

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>>165169742
Holy fucking shit this thread is gold. So many salty shippers went there just to complain about the lack of "chemistry" between Genji and Mercy and how they don't belong together.

When will these fucking retards understand that the way characters behave in their headcanon is not the way writers will make them behave?

My favourite part is the claim that they do not "mesh well together" - we barely know the characters aside from some brief interactions in-game and a basic backstory, how do they know what their relationship is like or why they like each-other? They claim Chu is a self-insert, but if anything it feels like they took these characters and their personalities so personally that they feel attacked when their storylines do not go in the lesbo romance direction they were all so convinced they would.

Link to thread:
/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752519645?page=1

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>>165165527
confirmed

>>165170404
thatd work. id assume thered be more abos than omnics in kangarooland anyways

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>>165170234
https://clyp.it/kffy4klw
https://clyp.it/2qxf0ddu

She just is

>>165165357
people weren't calling for D.Va nerfs, they were calling for Ana nerfs

no one has any idea why D.Va is getting nerfed, all the tanks are about as useful as each other with none of them really standing ahead of the pack (except for Roadhog)

>>165170404
Why did they do that?

>>165166447
Moonbase or Watchpoint: madagascar (some jungle to go full winston would be nice)

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>>165170637
BUILT
FOR
BREEDING

Does shield gen have any value if you just zarya ult and combo with dva

I really don't enjoy looking for teleports and shield gens all the fucking time

>>165170631
>My favourite part is the claim that they do not "mesh well together" - we barely know the characters aside from some brief interactions in-game and a basic backstory, how do they know what their relationship is like or why they like each-other?
That's what I don't understand. Where the hell are they getting all this information Blizzard has apparently released?

>>165170802
The Omnics were granted the land to live on. Junkrat and the other Outbackers were pissed because they were there first. So they decided to blow up the place, which fucked over them, the continent, and everything.

>>165170637
LOOK AT THE FUCKING ELBOW JOINTS SHE IS CLEARLY PART BORTO

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>>165169889
If you want to have fun with the game (while also being reasonably good at it) then yes

>>165169603
>title is literally at the top
COME ON

>>165169704
>>165169732
Hanzo is a ninja basically

D.Va is still a asian sterotype

and Mei is canadian so doesn't really count

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Any PS4fags wanna do some competitive? I'm sitting at 2003 right now.

>>165171008
*ROBOT
FUCK

>>165170723
They nerfed D. Va so they wouldn't have to nerf Ana. She's Blizzard's new baby and they won't do anything mean to her.

>>165171008
Limbless fuck nugget, even better.

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>>165171008
>LOOK AT THE FUCKING ELBOW JOINTS
that's like literally the last thing I looked at

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>>165171231
>>165170637
Delicious.

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>>165171050

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>>165170631
More gems from the forums. We should totally just let the community write the story through polls and decide all the ships that way! :^)

Yeah, sounds good to me, get /b/ and /pol/ onto that and lets see all the gay romance rooted out of the game and all the non-white characters gassed.

>>165171059
>every form of japanese fighting tactics is ninja
>jap with a bow and arrow = ninja
>jap with a katana, wakizashi, and shuriken = ninja

i think youre the racist one

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>mfw they forget the mercy and it's me

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If that's how you want to play it, you cheating whore, I'm stealing your man!

>>165169889
Yes, getting good at unpopular hero's is definitely worth it since the game rates your SR based on that

>>165171008
comic confirms she has human arms

>>165171391
That's how the majority of people will perceive it yes

and Blizzard is helping spread that ignorance

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Got a new mouse as a gift. Whats a good recommended setting?

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>prosphetic fags btfo
>shipping fags btfo
Blizzard is single handedly providing all the salt for the world.

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>>165171008
As lewd as limbless is...

>>165171225
>>165171231
i dont fuck matts, im a puritan

>>165171391
Ninjas practiced archery tho

To be fair

To be fair

Pharmercy actually is better than anything Blizzard could write.

>>165171474
>CPI instead of DPI
What the fuck
Also, 800.

>>165170802
Basically the government handed the omnics all the land around the Omni in as a show of good will, which meant displacing Roadhog and a bunch of other people. They formed the ALF to take back their homes - it hasn't been discussed in detail so we don't know exactly what happened when, but at some point it escalated enough that they sabotaged the omnium itself and (intentionally or otherwise) nuked the entire area.

>>165170990
Junkrat had nothing to do with the ALF, though. He only would've been about five years old when it happened.

>>165166447
Pitcairn

>>165171517
I wonder if Ana still loves Pharah's father? My guess is yes. Work just kept them apart most of the time

>>165168238
}>roadhog on the opposing team says this as he sees me peeking around in spawn

>decide to make his life hell

>>165171469
not me and other players that play as hanzo that i personally know, we actually bothered to learn about what they do

not everyone is as ignorant as you think, retard

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> be an asian geek
> be lead writer on a game with a diverse cast
> make the bullied asian guy have a relationship with the aryan female
pottery

looking forward to mercy's new voiceline
> Genji, I loved your letter so much. You're such a great writer

>>165171517
Her forearm is connected to her biceps half way up like a chicken wing.

>>165171343
Fans have gotten so entitled with the developments of social media. If I were a creator of some sort I'd never interact with them outside of controlled situations.

>>165171643
pedos

pedos everywhere

>>165170631

I don't get why they wouldn't get together.

They have history

Genji is porbs packing a serious six pack

Mercy is hot

2 attractive people who have history with each other wanna fuck. No shit people.

Man, I want to love over watch but the fan base man

>>165170723

>people weren't calling for D.Va nerfs

A great amount of people are calling for dva nerfs, as once zarya beam got nerfed against armor there was nothing to keep her in check, and we're seeing what happens when she gets to run around freely.

The amount of armor + reliable mobility and damage makes her unpossible to deal with by yourself.

>>165171474
1600

But it's just your personal preference.

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>>165171597
You're a fucking idiot.
Chu's already got another good romance in the works and he didn't even write anything substantial for Genji and Mercy yet. You don't even know what he plans to do to bring them together.

>>165171741
>the guy's right arm is a stump

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>>165171679
My guess would be he left her since she was too devoted to her work (probably where Fareeha got it from)

>>165171716
except they are

the majority of people on this planet are mouth breathing racist braindead apes

>>165171456
in the game she has cyborg limbs, and the comic is based off the game but shes all flesh
what am i to believe?

>>165170637

>wearing barely anything under a metallic suit of armor

lol, no

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>>165171517
>those arms

Is Pharah fit?

>>165171868
For both?

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>>165171231

>>165171902
>your arm's off

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>>165171738

Honestly, they're fictional character. Who fucking cares man?

>>165171786
Some people think it's "gross"/illegal because she was his doctor. Now I don't know much about that, but I'd guess a doctor would be allowed to date someone who was her patient ten years ago.

The Florence Nightingale Effect isn't really original, no, but I don't know what Pharmercy offers that's better besides the fact that it's two girls.

>>165165534
>August
You must be new cause in August there were 1 hero limits in competitive and it was beyblade/genji meta. Before 3+ tank meta took over with beyblade nerf.

I assume you are really bad at the game.

Also master

>>165171786
>2 attractive people
>one was burned to a crisp
nice barbecue you got there mate

>>165171597
>they both can fly so they must be in a relationship with each other

POETRY

>>165171917
Ana doesn't seem like the type to love a man, have a child, and dump him. But she seems like she had and still has very strong opinions on what life she wanted for Fareeha. That alone might have made Ana want to raise her separately from her father.

Or, maybe that's Fareeha's uncle she's eating with there and her father died years ago. Who knows.

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>>165171967
Of course she is, she's a soldier.

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>>165171967
What kind of question is that?

>>165171993
I only use one. I just change scoped sensitivity in-game and if you want the game allows you to set hero-specific sensitivity. I like 1600 for casual browsing, and I learned to be accurate with high sens. It might benefit you if you play with lower sens later on.

>>165171919
wh do you care, are you asian yourself? are there any asians you know that have a problem with asian characters in overwatch being ninjas and gamers?

personally im mexican and i love sombras mexican stereotypes, i kek when i hear "no manches" when she respawns. stop being a little bitch

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>Temple of Anubis

removal when

>>165171517
Can't tie her arms up if she's limbless.

>>165172045

nothing wrong with it at all. Some people man honestly

>>165172071

I'm sure he's revealed his face a few times and it's fine. He is one sexy man may I say


People are just mad because they're fantasy is to see white men with Asian girls, not vice versa

>>165171597
No it's not because pharmercy is not a thing.
Is meaningless, it's nothing, people decided that they are a ship for no reason at all.

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>we're making fun of tumblr for being triggered
>we are also triggered

>>165171893
I wasn't here when they cancelled First Strike, how'd you handle that? I know you were betting on that's when Jack/Gabriel would be revealed.

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>>165170637
>>165171231
>tfw no thicc 6'1" woman of JUSTICE

>>165172104
ignoring their lines together
implying a hot lesbian relationship between a soft, white doctor and a stong, brown soldier isn't top tier

Guys, you won't believe this...

I just saw 2 Ana POTGs in a row

>>165172179
sauce?

>>165172037
Retards, that's who.

>>165172297
All point capture in general. Including Volskaya and Hanamura.

Give us something new already Blizzard.

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>>165171469
>>165171919
t. Tumblrina

>>165172413
>LET'S KEEP THE SKIES CLEAR TOGETHER
This could only be considered a hint to them being in a relationship by autismos who have never had a girlfriend.

>>165170723
>all the tanks are about as useful as each other with none of them really standing ahead of the pack (except for Roadhog)

lmao are you fucking kidding me?

D.Va is seen on every team for a reason. Excellent health+armor, ridiculous mobility for a tank, reliable damage, and one of the best zone-controlling supers.

Remember when Reaper was supposed to be a tank buster? Impossible when D.Va's around; you're required to have some sort of support to take a semi-competent D.Va down.

With that being said, she doesn't need a huge nerf. The original nerf to McCree was probably the best example of proper balancing in the game to this point, as he was--and is--still really good even though he couldn't auto-shred tanks anymore.

>>165172469
>free skins
>free characters
>free maps

wtf more do you want

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>>165172378
tfw she will never sit on your face

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>>165171738
>> Genji, I loved your letter so much. You're such a great writer
I see what you did there

>>165165647
>the Swiss Doctor x Robogook one causes so much anger both to tumbrinas because its straight and to /pol/tards because its interracial that it warms my heart
>I only see what I want to see
I'm from /pol/ and I've argued here, and seen argued that the problem isn't Genji's race, I mean he's hardly even fucking human any more. It just makes no sense at all and it's common knowledge that it's just the head writers fan fic being written into canon because no one can stop him. Though it may be worth noting the Asian male writer putting one of the Asian males with the objectively most attractive (and Aryan) female is probably indicative of his self insert

For those of you who've missed my arguments here before:
>Hanzo kills Genji because he's a shit
>Mercy brought Genji back as a cyborg
>Genji fucking hated his existence as a cyborg
>has nowhere else to go so works for Overwatch
>as soon as Overwatch is over he fucks off to Nepal
>finds Zenyatta's robo-cult
>learns to accept himself as a cyborg
>stays with the cult for a decade
>meanwhile Mercy travels the world saving lives because it's what she does and Genji was nothing unusual (other than how amazing it was they could bring him back to life considering the state he was in)

Where in that do you think a relationship could grow? When he's with Overwatch and fucking hates himself for being a robo-freak? When he's fucked off into the mountains for a decade and joined a cult?

If Chu wasn't deseperate to rub his little Asian peen to Gency it wouldn't be happening. It's shitty writing.

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>>165172350
>how did I handle that
Many people are still upset over it. My disappointment was we were denied a massive 150 page lore dump that's severely needed for this game's lore to have any continuity.

But since I already know what you're really referring to I have no qualms. Chu foreshadowed my suspicions twice in a row now. In the most recent comic and he even shoved it into the goddamn Game Informer cover. There are no stops on this train.

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>>165172104
>>165172323
>thinking it's about why they were shipped
Retards. It's about they dynamic of an older, more experienced woman with the daughter of an old friend she never realized she'd see again. That's why it has sustained and been fun for the fanbase

About to smoke some weed and soloq as Lucio

wish me luck buds

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>Pure
>canon ship

the best

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>>165172437
http://rule34hentai.net/post/view/188167#search=Pharah

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>>165172469
Listen here you little shit, you just got a brand new map called Oasis for *ABSOLUTELY FREE* and you already want another drip of content? Get the fuck out of here but make sure to buy some loot boxes on the way out. You'll get new shit when I say you do.

>>165172718
>the fanbase
Yes, a bunch of autists.

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why is this pharmercy shit blowing up?
tracer is a confirmed carpet muncher, what more do these tumblrfaggots want?
>w-we need more gay
we really dont
>t-theres too much hetero
as it is in real life, now get over it

t. homo

>>165172641
>Where in that do you think a relationship could grow?
Well they've been keeping in contact for presumably all ten of those years, but if I had to guess any feelings they have won't culminate until they meet up again, presumably in the newly reformed Overwatch. Or if it's not Overwatch that brings them together they'll reunite in some other way.

>>165172794
>our group of autists has better tastes than your group of autists!

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>mfw a dedicated tankbuster is less effective than having an extra tank

>>165172548
>>165172767
give me a good blueberry skin

>>165172876
I don't really care, as long as those autists get mad for petty stuff like that.

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>>165172718
>robocop pillow

>>165171776
Does anyone even live there? I know it's a small island in the Atlantic that seems to be afflicted by some weird disease

>>165172814
milo is that you?

>>165172891
I'm sure ahe'll get one next event

>>165172864
Sadly Genji, much like Chu himself, is incapable of getting an erection.

>>165172718
>It's about they dynamic of an older, more experienced woman with the daughter of an old friend she never realized she'd see again
Mercy's only five years older than Pharah, it isn't exactly a MILF seducing some high school girl.

>>165173010
Mercy is 50 years older then Pharah

>>165172469

They're giving use shit that don't cost nothin' like free maps + skins.

Imagine if EA or Activison owned overwatch.

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RIP McCree ;_;

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>>165172754
>bum

ew

its not really a het ship if genji has a soft, mesh pussy

How many Pharamercy faggots are pozzed?

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Tbh the only reason I'm pissed obout Gency being a thing is that this will lead to a surge in fan-made content, and I would have prefered some hot Pharah on Mercy action

>>165172954
Sex isn't needed to have a romantic relationship. But Genji does have fingers.

>>165173189
fuck off i managed to forget WHY DID YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME OF THAT SHIT YOIYU FUCKING FAGGTO

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Hana has a boyfriend

>>165173116
>mercy that low

huh

>>165173212
>that
>hot

god i love those cartoony heads on photorealistic bodies