srg - speedrunning general

>>164952398
Asriel would have been better as a girl.
I want to spread her cute goat cunny wide and inhale deeply.

>agdq 2017
>bunch of absolute great games everyone cares about and wants to watch
>various terrific indie games released on steam in 2016 and 2015, bigly just tremendous success presented as a speedrun
>tremendous undertale as the last game, the terrific cherry on top of the success

it finally went to absolute based.

>agdq 2017
>bunch of absolute shit games no one cares about or wants to watch
>various shitty indie games released on steam in 2016 and 2015, blatantly just an ad spot disguised as a speedrun
>fucking undertale as the last game, the undigested nut on top of the shitpile

it finally went to absolute trash

who /scv/ here

>agdq 2017
>bunch of absolute HHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
>fucking get HOIP!

let's kick cancer's butt lads
we in there
let's go
waaah!

when is the shitshow starting

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>>164952939

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The word " Cringe " gets you banned in the chat.

what the fuck

>agdq 2017
>bunch of tremendously terrific games everyone cares about and wants to watch
>various great indie games released on steam in 2016 and 2015, undoubtedly just a tremendous success in form of a speedrun
>tremendous undertale as the last game, the delicious ice king on top of the cake

it finally went to absolute based.

>>164953240
I don't see a problem with this desu.

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>>164953240
>having fun at GDQ gets you banned from the event

>>164953240
saying "cringe" has become more cringey than anything it is used to describe.

i'm looking forward to this year's cringe compilation

are you guys ready to flood the thread with monkey posts?

>>164954205
t. some nerd who got BTFO at r/cringe
top kek

pls no monkey postarino
in the threadarino

>>164954607
>>164954429
you just KNOW ion told one of his nuthuggers to go on a monkeyposting RAMPAGE while he's doing his run just so he can come later and PRETEND that he wasn't the obsessed monkeyposter all along.

>>164954429
ooh ooh aah aah

Is the opening ceremony shit worth watching or should I catch some sleep?

>>164954785
post it, you know the one

>>164954952
only the runs are worth watching imo

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>>164955010
this one ?

>>164955138
wrong one

>>164955004
is thi sreal

keep me company for the rest of the day

>>164955302
it's normal in America. They do the same thing in American talk-shows where the audience gets told when to clap and cheer with giant monitors.

>>164955438
At least at talk-shows, the expectation is that what will be happening is exciting or funny.

>>164955595
but American talk-shows aren't funny.

>>164955674
Yes but the normies who watch them/buy tickets to see them live think that they are funny.

serg needs a hype monitor desu :/

>>164955595
it's for when somebody on the couch reveals their struggle with gender identity obviously newboi

>>164955808
(get "hype" at this post guys!!)

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>>164955282

>>164955948
What the fuck why don't they just build robots to clap? At least then they could fill the room with individuals other than white guys and trannies.

>>164956119
or just use laugh/clapping tracks like in TV production

>>164955948
just clap little cuck or uyama will stomp you out like that handicapped guy

>>164955934
lmao

>>164955934
holy SHIT lol!!

oh boy I can't wait to enjoy all the SJW mandated sterility and no fun today

where are all the posters...

>>164956849
we had to put the doggy down, sorry

To everybody from Finland: This year, there is a Finnish runner in AGDQ. He's Vallu111 (just Vallu in schedule) and he will take part in the SMS-race at 4:44AM on wednesday and he'll run SMG2 at 5:02PM on saturday. :)

that cringey moment when the speedrun is really basic and doesn't have any interesting strats but the staff are obligated to pick out 3-4 moments for each run to consider "hype" ahead of time so they pick things that aren't remotely hype at all but the monitor flashes hype and some spergs in the audience go along and awkwardly force a cheer

*lmaos*
*my ass is still attached*

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How to speedrun a video game:
Speed running is the art or science of getting through a video game in the quickest possible time. It is tremendous fun, and lots of people do it. Here are some tips for getting started.

Steps:
1 Decide if you're going to do a new game or alternate mode run.

2 Start off with the shortest possible path, and work off from there.

3 Skip as much as possible.

4 Go through all the weapons, moves, combos, etc.

5 Look for speed-enhancing tricks that allow the character to travel faster by rolling, jumping, side-strafing, flying, running faster, etc.

6 Look in particular for glitches.

7 Look for every trick you can find.

8 Practice.

9 When you've gotten a good enough time, or are doing a good enough run, record it and put it on-line.

>>164956996
word. they should just do the same as srg's marathons and plaster the stream's layout with unfunny stale memes to keep the shitters in chat entertained

>>164953240
kys /v/tard

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>10 posts early
elin

simplee elin

>>164953240
we use haHAA now dumb vtard

>>164954952
The opening is more worth watching than the sonyroach shovelware that gets played after.

>>164956962
gud lug valuu :-----------DDDDDDDDDDDDDD

this event is so huge why is nobody shitposting in this literal thread right now
desu this is the first time ever im waiting for it to start rather than notice its on

CRINGE HYPE

How does this make you feel?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzAyBHFYh1I&list=PLg6R6yXKSLYDm2piDZL8n22qlt_olZUeJ&index=16

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>>164957972
I'm playing video games.

Sup guys I'm a marathon faggot here. Hope this event was better than last year's.

>>164958284
Don't hold your breath

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>>164958264
Oh yeah last year in one image.

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>>164952398

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golden looks high as shit

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>27k viewers

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>>164958370
>this mentally ill /pol/turd is still triggering himself
lmao my man

>>164958573
Why did you photoshop exort the left side of the photo? The head looks way too off.

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>AGDQ starts right before my 8 hour work shift

o-okay

haHAA

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HOIP

>>164955004
>AGDQ is the Jeb Bush of speedrun lans

>shorts in January.
>Nu-male Yetee commercial

>starting the marathon off with an ad

Does anyone know if Narcissa likes girls or boys?

>>164955004
LMFAO

>this layout with even more wasted fucking space

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gobl1n

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Why are they all fat?

Sticky for shitposting?

>>164959004
It's cold.

>/srg/
>sticky
top tranny post

>>164958902
https://webmshare.com/Vnm3a

>>164959004
they're american

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Cancer.

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great mic work im glad we had to sacrifice all the fun for production value haha xD

How many pillows is the dwarf sitting on?

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I hope this lovely man (most left) and his beautiful girlfriend (most right) make an appearance again :)

Such a strong woman :)

Japan wins lol

>>164959117
>a "lesbian" tranny

what's the point

>>164959185
>chrome user
lmao kys

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>>164959185
Can someone photoshop Squidward's button onto Spike?

>>164959320
I still don't believe that spike isn't jewish

>>164959320
>>164959190
Imagine being such useless "speedrunners" that the one thing they're known for and the one thing that keeps them moderately relevant is their epick voices

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>>164959318
>https://webmshare.com/Vnm3a
wants to lop their dick off but still loves the pussy

i know a lesbian trans IRL

>>164959530
What is with that man's absurdly large head

>>164959530
He almost knocked the dwarf of his seat

It's that time of year again, srg. For about a week, I'll be here watching you squirm at the monstrosity these events have become.

Just remember all these people are wearing animal masks and giving eachother handjobs in the hotel before coming down and sperging or selling out on camera.

Congratulations.

>>164959530
how are you quick on the draw to record?

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>>164959491
>lesbian trans

wat

>>164959621
I've been doing this for a lil' bit.

ion is FAT

Holy fuck, why do they pick so many fucking old games? It feels like 90% of the games are 2d platformers.

n-no kill le animals??

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>darkman
>he's a shit skin

LMAO EPIC

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>interview

>>164959709
TriHard

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>>164959578
hes a midget

>>164959653
degeneracy comes in many flavors anon

>>164959691
>Running a controversial game that isn't even interesting to speedrun last for the $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
sigh, i do remember when the runs were as equal in importance then the charity

>ion supporting agdq
havent been here in a while, when did he stop being our boi?

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>tfw you want to watch the gameplay already

>ion is away from his computer for days
>no monkey posts at all in days

what a coincidence!

>>164959763
>that isn't even interesting to speedrun last for the $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
you mean like every year when they end it with a comfy RPG

retard

I THOUGHT PLUSHIES WERE BANNED

Spike Vegeta is so fucking loud. Start the runs already!

>>164959756
who is this semon damon

>over 100 posts and not a single horned anime

shameful

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Please donate to cure cancer guys!

Is this a real general now and not shitposting central/lgbt's vg-subsection?

look at that manchicken head looking alien glasses wearing thing next to the chao.

Horned anime is ded, marathon fag

>>164959825
DON'T YOU WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THE PERSONALITIES, CHARITIES, AND QUIPS?!

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>>164959910

>>164959958
no, why wasn't cosmo invited it's not fair

Ah, so it's a let's play

Look at these faggots trying to expand their pathetic Twitch profiles. You can tell they're all desperate for their turn to speak

>>164960002
thank you

KILL THE ANIMALS!

>>164960003
even cosmo wont support this rampant degeneracy anymore

>>164960003
>cosmo
who?

>>164959850
It is not comfy, nor is it even long (1h compared to the 3+ hours the other RPGs have been)
They also did OOT 100% for AGDQ2014 which was a treat.

>>164960112
WinWaker

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Production quality is consistent at least.

>TMR
LET'S PLAY BOYS

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for anyone too lazy

https://www.twitch tv/gamesdonequick

where the hell are the games?

Do you think the money for the Borderlands 2 incentive goes straight to Anthony Burch?

>>164960151
That emote does not exist my friend

spike should unironically khs

>>164960161
HOW DOES HE DO IT

>>164960216
$2,000 and he gets to unlock his cuck cock cage.

>>164960232
DendiFace

>miles
RIP ble

EEK OOK

>>164960201
yeah, it's almost like this event is run by /v/.

HassanChop

>man that production value right

>>164954489
>I browse /r/cringe

>fat, balding and autism

do most people on GDQ hit the trifecta?

>>164960313
gari is so fudging fat now what happened

Imagin being so gay for your first speedcrush that you still keep spamming about him like the 12 year old girl you are in a thread nothing to do with him anymore.

Hey guys check out these "underrated" games you should totally watch because we've scheduled it in and the devs gave us money/sex for.

WE ESPORTS NOW
WE MADE IT

What time is golden yoshi?

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>>164954489
>some nerd who got BTFO at r/cringe
>r/cringe

Leave.

lovin this in depth pre-game analysis really makes you feel like you're watching (e-)sports. hopefully next year they will have a replay screen and the panel guys in suits so they look like professional news commentators

I just took a shot for that cringe

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>>164960161
Reminder that Mike Uyama LLC is paying a professional setup crew for this.

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>>164960562
using the word "cringe" is cringe.

>>164960545
Yea man. Playing Nintendo games over and over is e-sports now. Such a competitive field where you can have as many as 1 other person doing the same thing

Bring on the sponsorships!

Any and all excitement I previously had is completely gone.

Ha ha ha classic Dark Souls meme coming through guys!!! Prepare your butts for some epic lulz

Is /srg/ the Dark Souls of 4chan?

Im 25 year old bitter male explain the this dark souls meme for me

*monkey noises*

/srg/ is the dark souls of /lgbt/

Time for this general to become active for a week

THICC

Reminder to support your favorite speedrunner with your view instead of watching this shit

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Games Done Quick is the Dark Souls of the National Autism Foundation.

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T H I C C

>>164960774
Go back to your containment board, astroturf scum.

Ion could end this all right now

ENDURANCE RUN

what speed game were you introduced to on that one fateful day when u first clicked on the dgq stream
for me is hockey pockey

>>164960754
It's a meme, you don't need to understand it just spam it

This post is the Dark Souls of this thread.

is this agdq no girls allowed?

has the sjw backlash begun?

I think the guy with the mic is transitioning. I've never seen bigger moobs in my life.

cool "fatty" beans in the house

>>164960825
this thread is part of /lgbt/ since cosmo transitioned, how new are you?

25 to 30 percent more CANCERS?

>>164960835
Who? I didnt see anyone with nose piercing

>when you think it's a womyn but it's actually a guy

>>164960754
Casuals think it's a hard game because they grew up on games you literally cannot fail at such as CoD, new Zeldas, and (insert generic third person cover shooter here)

>those 2 guys cheering when HYPE came on when she needed to finish her sentence first
epic

>>164960754
it's like saying "x is the hardcore version of y"

for example "Mario Paint is hardcore Microsoft paint"

>GDQ preventing cancer
thats ironic

This charity is such a fucking scam

That fuckin turtleneck

>>164960754
Dark Souls was the first game of kids that had any resemblnce of challenge after years of ps2/p360 AAA movie garbage.

[SCREAMING IN MIC]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE AUDIO GUY DOING
FIX THIS STUPID MIC

>h-hoip..

>>164961000
>>164961029
my ears are gone

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>that mic
off to a riproaring start

WHAT THE FUCK

Your money is saving lives while you sit in a basement eating cheetos and not getting laid, fatass.

And by saving lives, she means you're paying for private parties using charity funds to attract more executives. The parties only cost 100k a pop. Great job, guys.

This whole place needs to be burned to the ground.

>been watching gdq since like 2013 i think
>havent donated once
am i stealing from gdqs?

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You don't need to yell into the microphone you dingbat. The point of the microphone is so you don't have to yell.

oh shit thats ion

>>164960972
They literally just explained that PCF reduced rates of cancer by 25%.

is he gonna cry?

thanks agdq i'm deaf now

TAKE THE MIC AWAY FROM YOUR MOUTH, FAGGOT

>>164960971
Something Autistic Dot Cum

him: GOOOOOOOOO
me: NOOOOOOOOO

>>164961070
You're literally spreading cancer around the world
I mean by watching gdq

>>164961091
>hardworking scientists and doctors reduced cancer by 25%
>PCF takes credit
Yeah real stand up guys

>>164961070
No, you're still making them a LITTLE bit more twitch money.

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my fucking ears

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that's a new record. Not even a few minutes into the stream and I already pressed the button.

How long did you guys last?

>>164961091
You really aren't very good at listening comprehension are you?

In future, listen carefully to what they say.

o([8(|)

>>164961091
I can reduce autism by 50% anon. Just give me 500 bucks.

Why wouldn't you believe me? I said it, didn't I? People don't lie or manipulate statistical data for profit. Why would they do that?

>>164960972
mention

L I T E R A L L Y

O
N
E

charity who's owner isn't driving a luxurious car and is filthy rich

>cfb on stream
>no monkey posting
hmm.

where is that funny guy who wear glasses

Is this the year someone shoots up GDQ?

>>164961070
I donated by buying some shirts and I regret that a lot. Fuck those things were low quality even for the price.

>>164961246
I wanred you guys to not bully chibi so hard

>>164961069

This.

But hey, people like feeling good about themselves even if they know most of the money isn't going anywhere

>>164961070
No.

I wonder how many spiders spike is gonna catch this year

Is that snowfats on couch?

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>>164961246
I couldn't find the image with the "shootings done quick" caption from last year. Wasn't the ratchet player b&?

Yata!

can someone post the webm of that autistic fuck at SGDQ 2016 that started doing weird autism movements in front of the camera

>This next monkey is my favourite, he's a thief style ape and he's called Mike Brown

>>164961364
>le autism laughter of cancer curing

is Ape Escape a grindmonkey game where you grind monkey strats

I hope edobean is there this year, I wanna cum to hear voice

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>>164961365
No spiders this year, motherfucker!

>>164961196
so these are the shitters who keep making those posts with primates in them huh

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>>164961197
>watching videos in your fucking browser
Are you 12? Does your mom know you are using her pc?

OUR BOIS

what a shit start to the event, one hour of this boring runner and couch

Bored already

See you in SGDQ or NASA or whichever comes first

is this one of your homegrown autists?

>>164961680
this bait

>>164961538
where else should I watch them? Your mom's PC?

>>164961463
Well he could be pulling them out of the ass, but some of the names I've read already are definitely puns.

Nips love their word play...

Does anyone else use GDQ streams to fall asleep?

>>164961868
I do

>>164961623
NASA is in May, so that will probably be first.

>>164961754
I think he's saying you should use streamlink to watch twitch streams?

hi agdg

how do i instiall unity?

>>164961868
how can you sleep when every run is so HYPE??

>>164961868
Did you ever get the impression that you were supposed to stay awake during them?

>car bombed me
TRIGGERED

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>>164961494
Edobean is hot as fuck desu. I'd love to destroy her.

>Carbomb Joke
BANNED BANNED BANNED

Okay, just got done watching ESL, has anyone gotten banned from AGDQ for triggering content on stream or bathroom policing?

>>164961754
Livestreamer

>>164962112
She's my waifu so stay away pls

Is iongravirei trying to make chat spam as much pseudoracist shit as possible?

it's kind of hilarious

>>164954489
>.t
>BTFO
>goes to reddit
>top kek

your post is pretty cringe in general my man

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>>164962110
HYPE

>>164962110
HYOPE

spikevegeta spammer is truly the worst

>>164962174
that's why he's our boi

>Bodyshamming joke against Yellow Monkey
I'm literally shaking

>>164962174
i love that the face of the biggest phony in speedrunning is also the face of casual racism on twitch

>>164961459
please

>>164962192
>my man

what are you 40? top kek

>>164962303
or is he denzel washington

>>164962251
who's this semen demon?

>>164961959
The venue got smaller this time, didn't it?

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>>164962303
>you're not a man before you're 40

Speak for yourself, boy.

Yata!

this sucks, can we go back to trannyposting instead?

Threadly reminder that you're playing a shit speedgame if an Any% run is longer than 1 hour

>>164961405
she prefers snowfy now

where did all the monkeyposting go? something seems fishy

>see a constant stream of new subs in chat announced
>don't see a single channel emote used
I am onto you Mike.

o([8(|)

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>Ape Nation
How long until TriHard is banned in the chat?

>>164962474
the obsessed crusader and his nuthuggers are too busy trying to be epic on stream

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Anyone else waiting for the real marathon to begin?

>>164962162
Can we share? I think she can handle two beans.

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>>164962443
Is your mom a viable speedgame? I can Any% her in under a minute.

>>164952167
Games done quick been going to shit since 2014 or 2015 I miss the old days
Anyone else agree with me?

>>164962631
I'm sorry

>>164962615
It's an okay game. Fandom is cancer and it has no real relevance as a speedgame though.

>>164962631
We know, sorry about your premature ejaculation

>>164960297
What's happening with miles? Did he transition?

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>>164962718
Well, what can I say. I'm always done quick.

>>164962634
Nobody.

Do you think they would act less autistic if they removed the live audience and got non-burger speedrunners?

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>>164962718
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>he doesn't keep a folder of speedwaifus

>he keep calling the monkeys "dudes"
Oh my god i thought the stream was a safe space

>>164962921
dude, fuck off

>>164962910
That's honestly disgusting

so is he just talking so much they can't squeeze any in, or are they no longer reading donations?

>>164962921
we're all dudes

>>164962869
this commentary isn't too bad though. they rehearsed for this run all day yesterday, so it doesn't feel as awkward as the average run commentary.

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Would GDQ be better if they only allowed girls and cute guys? And every time the audience says "Hype" the couch has to make out with each other?

>>164962921
Can you not, dude?

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>>164962910

>>164963076
They should [Spoiler]only allow cute boys[/Spoiler]

>>164963226
word

>>164963226
that would be gay unless they all have feminine penises. If it's only feminine penises then it's straight and okay.

>300 posts in
>0 monkeyposts

hmmm...
it's like all of the monkeyposters are busy doing something else right now...

>>164963132

When will we be able to see her getting BLACKED?

>>164958587
jesus fuck does anyone remember this
worst run of the century

>>>/lgbt/7539961
??? what's happening, did you lie?

>>164963132

who is she?

>>164963076
get laid

...

finally this marathonshitter has returned to the general.

Hey speedfriends, I've missed you! <3

>>164961959
>"Hi, would you like to come back to my room and fuck my wife whilst I watch?"

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Comfy strem

>>164963565
Kill yourself.

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>she succ me is a banned phrase
NO
FUN
ALLOWED

>>164963620
>ywn fondle mayuushi's breasts

>>164962251
YOU
ARE
NOT
FUCKING
JAPANESE

STOP
FUCKING
DOING
PEACE
SIGNS
IT
IS
NOT
FUCKIING
CUTE
YOU
WHITE
WHORE
PIG

nice mic cuntfuck

>>164963480
What run was this again?

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Ladies an gentlemen
Let me introduce
The new commissioner of the GDQ

>>164963675
lol sucking dicks
so funny xd

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>>164963292
Here yer go you pantsy.

>>164963747
Yata!

>164963747
Being this mad

lmao

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Fucking love clicking on <message deleted>

>>164963804
ooh ooh aah aah!!!

>the HYPE monitor went on for no reason
>"Why did you clap for"

>>164963747
umm.... racist much????

>>164963747
>peace signs are exclusive to japan

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>>164962251
reminder women are literally ruining gaming

love these guys and their relatable 4chan memes :)

>>164963879
it was $10,000

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>>164963649
Why would I do that when I have a nice cozy RPG retirement ahead of me?

I really hope a runner will blatantly tell the audience to ignore the hype monitor.
I'll see if I can get Cryphon to do it for the Halo 2 run.

>>164963780
silent hill 3 early in the morning (for me)
he repeated his catchphrases in absurdum

>>164963914
>Uguuu~ I kawaii yes~~

*peace sign*

No one fucking does this shit in the west. Only in weeb communities full of big nosed sluts trying to gain orbiters

>>164963948
PET SEMEEEEEN

HYPE

>>164963948
>not even drinking gamer fuel

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Suck it nerd

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>>164963512
kungfu fruit up
Runs splatoon and kh I think.

HOIP

>>164964004
not this meme again

Why can't Americans just clap? Why do they always have to go
>Woo
as well?

>>164964148
Please stop posting this meaty balloon.

>>164964181
oh god
just wait for that Japan vs. USA Kirby race
>all the coming U S A, U S A, U S A-chants

>>164963948
i hope his failed much

>>164964120
>filename is Cu2Qold
>Cu2Qold
>Cuckold
What does it mean?

>>164963948
that'st just how us #normal people talk. i'm drinking #pepsi too right now, what better way to start an exciting week of great runs.

>>164963948
Is this a blacked reference?

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>>164964181
i wonder

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is there even one good run this year

*Please clap*

>Kenny Omega shoutout

I like this guy.

>>164964158
over 20lbs of makeup