/mtfg/ Transgirl General

WHY CANT I FIND SOME ONE TO BE MY BESTFRIEND AND HAVE SEX WITH ME

>>7538985
same

guys what do I do I didn't get a good life while I had the chance!

poo poo pee pee .

fucking save me
is this an anon only thread

>>7539002
you're worse than anon.

>>7538987
please dont mock me i am very sad and alone

>>7539006
get a trip and become my gf
also delet this

>>7539005
source: anonymous

>>7539007
are you attractive? what do you look like?
an e-gf is cool, but i want an irl bf or gf

>>7538994
c:

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>>7539009
depends on if you like trannies that look like gay sluts, i guess
:thinking:

Am i allowed to post in the happy edition if im sad?

>>7539015
*hugg*
real dysphoria hours

>>7539015
this is secretly the sad edition.

>>7539012
you look like you're probably decent looking, but you aren't my type. do you sound like a girl?

>>7539022
>1 month into transition
nope

you sound like you're probably a guy though? maybe

>>7539015
can we try and make you happy first?
at least you are finally admitting that you are cute

>>7539025
i'm a tranny i've just been fulltime for several years and pass.

>>7539028
>fulltime
wew you're out of my league desu
it'll probably be at least a half year until i'm dateable ;_;

>have to plan trip to melbourne
>can't be bothered
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhh

>>7539016
Yea iktf
Thanks for the hug
>>7539017
It will be ok if i post a happy face at the end pf each post right? :)
>>7539027
But im not cute at all :)

Omg i went into a clothing store and got a pink girlhoodie

Never done this before it was scary

>>7539033
>But im not cute at all :)

see op
>BY POSTING IN THIS THREAD YOU ADMIT TO BEING CUTE

>>7539030
>wew you're out of my league desu
dont worry if you work hard you can get here too.
somepeople like "trannies" i see alot of them on tindr, they dont pass well, if at all, but people must be attracted to them.
but i'm sure you'll pass eventually.
dont dress in such a cringeworthy manner though, that look would have been okay in 2005; you look terrible.

>>7539036
Ive been rused :)

>>7539039
>somepeople like "trannies"
idk, i lost all attraction to men, which is why i had to break up with my ex
female chasers seem unlikely, but even if they aren't i'd probably just be fetish material

>dont dress in such a cringeworthy manner though
idk shit about fashion ;_;
i got a skirt and some stockings from my ex but that's about it
can't openly obtain girl clothes because really shitty parents

>>7538975
anon is cute
CUTE

>>7539041
it is the truth though

>>7539044
when i said some people, i meant men and women
>can't openly obtain girl clothes because really shitty parents
buy your own clothes and hide them, figure it out.

if you dont know anything about fashion and aesthetics, learn!! start paying attention to people and places. pick up fashion magazines and look at whats there, and how things are put together.
look at pictures of celebrities and people at events.

all of this stuff is "figure it out" and there is no way around that, and making excuses or avoiding it only hurts you. i wish someone had just been blunt as fuck when i was coming up, because if they had, I would have transitioned alot sooner and be living a much happier life.

>>7539056
rural shithole and no way to go to town on my own desu
also no money :c
my mom's so religious she doesn't even want me to see a psych because all my mental issues are caused by demons
who i inherited from my dad / grandmother because they visited a fortune teller once

>>7539059
>rural shithole and no way to go to town on my own desu
>also no money :c
get a job
public transportation
buy a vehicle (car, bike, scooter, etc)

you dont exactly need to see a psych if youre certain youre trans and need to transition.

>>7539061
>get a job
only option is yardwork which makes me dysphoric and the writing commissions i can't do due to crippling depression and add

>you dont exactly need to see a psych if youre certain youre trans and need to transition.
no i mean for depression and anxiety and ADD
i'm selfmedding atm

im posting in this thread but i REFUSE to call myself cute

Why do people need cars to go to work in america?

Do busses not exist?

>>7539066
i go by eagle

>>7539068
The nimbird?

>>7539066
Bus system is shit unless you live in the city

>>7539069
yeah that's the one

>>7539064
nim is so cute that i can't talk to her in the first person

>>7539072
no you can its okay

>>7539070
In what way is it shit?
Are there only busses every 2-3 hours?

>>7539071
Post pic of eagle

>>7539074
i can't though
she's beyond me

>>7539075
There just aren't buses in most rural places

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>>7539075
me and a couple others on commute to work

>can't post in this thread (except this one it doesn't count)

>>7539078
but why do you say that

>>7539081
>except this one it doesn't count
doesn't work like that

>>7539079
Well that sucks

>>7539080
Wow it looks cold up there but nice

>>7539062
>no i mean for depression and anxiety and ADD
oh
yes, thats problematic.
why can't you see someone on your own? if you're over 18, you just need to handle it yourself

>>7539066
america's infrastructure has been arranged in a manner where a car is required in most locations. the only place i can think of where having a car is uncommon is New York.

yes public transportation exists, but its generally inefficient, and having ones own car is more effective.

tl;dr: capitalism is terrible and fucked up the country.

you can do more research and you can see how deep and terrible the rabbit hole goes

>>7539075
yes.
for example, the closest busses to my house run only once and hour.

for me to travel a 15 mile area, it would take around 2.3 hours via bus, whereas with a car, its a half hour.

Everyone has a car, and then it becomes a self-perpetuating cycle.

>>7539084
(this one doesn't count either)
yes it does

>>7539083
i've got to commit to now lol
idk
i'm dumb

>>7539085
yeah a couple of those people froze to death haha

>>7539089
you are two times a qt, silly

>>7539090
no you're nice <3

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>>7539087
hi comrade anon

>>7539087
Well fuck that sounds even worse than greece. Even from rural areas you have busses that go quite often there.
It must be horrible to be poor in america desu.

>>7539091
Lol!

I want to cry. i'm obsessed with being a girl.

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am i cute

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>>7538975
>BY POSTING IN THIS THREAD YOU ADMIT TO BEING CUTE
YOU DON'T KNOW ME!

>>7539095
>hi comrade anon
?
>>7539098
yeah being poor in the US sucks.
america is only good if you're middle class and above.
the poor in europe do much better because superior socialism

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>>7539100
eye see you

>>7539012

You're kinda cute, would cuddle.

>>7539103
nim ily

>>7539106
lauren ily

hugg laur

>>7539100
ya

>>7539108
hugg

>>7539075
Bus stops are often an hour walk away

hime

So I finally went exploring J-list, and on my adventure through that bizzare wasteland, I found this:

https://jlist.com/category/apparel-cosplay/cosplay/tmt793

My first reaction was, as with almost everything else I found in that nightmare realm "bloody crossdressers" but an idea started to form in my head, possibly as a result of the innate corruption that surrounded me.

Perhaps, just maybe this is a tool we could use? Since it's aimed at people with a male ribcage, maybe it's more effective than a normal corset/bustier, or more durable?

So I come here, to ask if it's too late to me, that the corruption has taken hold and the only salvation can be found in death, or, if perhaps there's a glimmer, a shining gem in the filth that is a crossdresser's wardrobe?

>>7539121
>bloody crossdressers
transpeople aren't that far removed from crossdressers desu

>>7539102
>https://jlist.com/category/apparel-cosplay/cosplay/tmt793

Implying socialism is better.

>>7539124
WE KNOW WHAT YOU'VE BEEN LOOKING AT.

>>7539123
You seem to have missed the little joke I was making there.

>>7539087
it's several miles to the nearest bus stop
and i have no idea how to navigate town on my own
i'm going to see on a psych at some point within the month i guess, i dunno though
stepdad is "kind of supportive" but he's not helping me for shit

>>7539104
t-thanks ;w;

>>7539123
they're the same thing, but they do it for different reasons

>>7539124
Ignore the link quote, I'm dumb and quoted by mistake.

>>7539128
>they're the same thing
I don't know too many crossdressers who take HRT.

Then again, I don't know too many crossdres-...

Oh god, maybe I do. Shane does have odd tastes.

>>7539130
Suuuuuuure. Definitely not because you were going to "add to cart".

;p

>>7538985
>tfw friendzoned

>>7539131
>I don't know too many crossdressers who take HRT.
o/

>>7539134
>tfw straight abandoned after someone told me they loved me

>>7539131
?
I'm not denying I want and love a corset.

I hate communism and quoted the wrong stuff by mistake.

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>>7539136
:o

>>7539139
>:o

I'm just messing about

Although the question's got me curious, d'you think that that's any better than a regular corset?

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harro

>>7539126
>You seem to have missed the little joke I was making there.
i love you
sorry

>>7539144
Hello!

>>7539144
Hi hi!

>>7539145
It's okay, I'm messing about with people. I'm in a mischievous mood.

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>>7539103
Eye caramba

>>7539149
>mischievous mood
worry

>>7539144
Hi there.

>>7539153
Would you prefer is I was in a fae mood? mischievous doesn't mean mean spirited...

>>7539144
Hai

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:b

>>7539156
>Heil

Ftfy

>>7539155
>fae mood
idk what that means

>doesn't mean mean spirited
you don't need to be mean spirited for me to worry D:

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>>7539147
>>7539149
>>7539154
>>7539156

wew so much attention so early in the morning
I havent even had my cappuccino yet

how are you fempaitachi?

>>7539162
I actually went to a store and bought girl clothes and need praise and validation for my brave acts.

>>7539161
Ah... I guess it means "Mischievous and cruel" but I never looked it up.

Why are you worried?

>>7539162
I'm messing with anons and suggesting that we all buy bustiers aimed at crossdressers.

>>7539151
eye think that picture might be upside down

>>7539162
Being bored mainly.

>>7539168
>Why are you worried?
i'm not really worried
i'm just saying it playfully :(

>>7539167

:O
You're a braver woman than I.

>>7539172
Oh.

I mean you probably should be worried, I'm going to try and convince you to buy lingerie for men.

>>7539162
Wondering what I'm doing up at 5 am desu
>>7539169
EyeEyeEye!

>>7539142
ohhh lol...

Probably... because anatomy and stuff.

Once a girl lend me her "jeans corset like jacket thing".

When I dressed that only for """fun""" and because I was a little drunk, it felt too tight on some spots. (Even though, it fit like that, it was so right, that I actually felt happiness, really).

I think that one is made for male chest, so it will fit better.

i need friends

>>7539174
>I'm going to try and convince you to buy lingerie for men.
but for who?
i don't really know many men

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>>7539177
Yo sup I'll be your friend, I'm like really cool

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>>7539167
you did well!!
I m proud of you

what did you buy?

Also I thought you were in europe, how do you buy clothes on a sunday?

>>7539168
Idek what bustiers are D:

>>7539171
aww

isnt it evening in upsidedown land?

>>7539175
oh, are you sad? or insomnia?
I was awake until like 7:30 myself yesterday ;c

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>>7539012
>>7539100
>>7539101
>>7539103
cuute!!

and also have some more eyes for the eye gods uwu

christ i look like as if a man's head had been transplanted onto a female body
(with a penis)

>>7539183
Messed up sleep patterns from being sad a few days ago

>>7539183
It's mid-night.

Someone tell me how to avoid irritated skin after loong hours of kissing with a someone with beard stubble?
I put on creames like three or four times after it but still have some slightly swollen skin and red spots
Kill me

>>7539174
Thx ^^

>>7539183
I got a pink hoodie
I kinda freaked after that and didnt get more, i wanted some tops too.
I am in europe, stores are open in the netherlands on sunday

>>7539176
Well... I'm almost tempted to buy it to find out.

>>7539178
I more meant that you buy lingerie aimed at men, but if you know a guy who'd look cute and uncomfortable in it...

>>7539183
https://jlist.com/category/apparel-cosplay/cosplay/tmt793

>>7539193
Sounds worth it desu

>>7539195
>lingerie aimed at men
so lacy litthe things with a little extra space in the crotch area? and no cups?

>>7539194
Every sunday?!
wow thats cool

here it's only on the first sunday of the month

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>when you're bored enough to come back to this place
hello

>>7539195
>if you know a guy who'd look cute and uncomfortable in it
i might even >:D

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>>7539144
>went to my dads house for lunch
>see pic related in the bathroom

>>7539182
fine
just don't call me kitten

>>7539202
hey girrrrrrl!
nice to see that youre alive

>>7539201
Yeah but less than on other days. Usually like 12-17

>wake up after noon
>toke immediately
>miss the post
>forget lunch

lmao

>>7539208
#neetlyfe

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>>7539200
https://jlist.com/category/apparel-cosplay/cosplay/tmt793

Observe.

>>7539203
Yeess, YEEEEEESSS although>>7539202
This "guy" for example, would look cute in a corset.

http://www2.b3ta.com/femaleorshemale/

>practice voice on the way to work every day for at least a month
>no fucking difference
WHAT AM I DOING WRONG

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>>7539205
Can I at least dress you up like one anon-nyan?

>>7539214
Are you moving your larynx up? Eventually with enough practice I was able to pop it into a metastable position that sounds femmy.

>>7539215
This seems relevant to your tastes: https://jlist.com/nse132

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3kK57hfm8I

haha, it's me

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>>7539204
I approve!
good dad

>>7539195
wuuut

>>7539194
>stores are open in the netherlands on sunday

maybe I should move there.

you did well though, soft pink is my favourite colour

>>7539192
go to sleep ree :c

>>7539188
oh ya, are you currently trying to fix it?

>>7539216
I tried learning this, but for some reason I cant speak when its up so I gave up ._.
its like my throat is closed when I try

>>7539216
I can move it up but when I start talking it shifts back down again

>>7539218
>https://jlist.com/nse132
I want it!

>>7539222
same for me regarding the voice
how did you learn it then? surely you have a girl voice after ffs?

anyone wanna go get a smoothie w/me

>>7539210
be careful with j-list stuff, i tried to buy a kigu onesie from them that said it would fit people who were regular male height,
but then when it arrived it was labelled as being for people up to 170cm tall and it had a hole in it!

>>7539218
>tfw I need new headphones
Ahhhh tempting
>>7539222
Yeah I'm tryin to stay up but i feel like fallin asleep now, I should get some coffee desu

>>7539222
Well, the idea is that since it's aimed at people with male ribcages, maybe it'd be more effective or durable than regular corsets/bustiers...

There's a higher price but cooler set available too: https://www.amazon.com/Brookstone-990634-Wired-Cat-Headphones/dp/B015ORGFNE

>>7539232
Noted... thanks.

>>7539233
See above for a different set.

>>7539222
Id post a pic but it has my ugly face on it so i won't, but yeah it's soft pink :D

>>7539221
That's exactly why I will never start my treatment.

Unless a magic pill will change my bone structure.

>>7539185
i wish people would stop calling me cute
but then i remember all the other trips who are cute and react the same way
i dunno senpai

>>7539222
>I tried learning this, but for some reason I cant speak when its up so I gave up ._.
its like my throat is closed when I try

Ah ok so my guess is you're swallowing to move it up and trying to hold it there and you can't breath/speak while it's up right? That's normal, the swallowing thing is just to build muscle strength it isn't actually possible to speak while holding it up like that. Try this instead:

Place your hand on the bottom of your bare sternum and speak in boy voice. You should feel quite a bit a vibrations comming from your chest (don't mix these up with your heart beat). Keep one hand on your sternum. With your other hand place a couple of fingers on the bottom of your adam's apple. Now try speaking in a way that minimizes the amount of vibrations you feel comming from your chest. When you do so your adam's apple should naturally move up. At first you won't be able to speak above a whisper but eventually with enough practice it'll sound decently.

>>7539198
Ye but look even more disgusting than usual like this

>landord contacting me
>need to find £1400 by the end of the month or I'm homeless
>currently I have 0% of £1400
fucking kms urgh

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>>7539206
it is? :thinking:
>>7539210
look here potato nigress you don't even know what I look like
STOP THIS
LET THIS SHITTY MEME DIE

>>7539241
sell your drugs cache
or be a prozzy

>>7539242
THE DRESS BIRD-BRAIN, REMEMBER THE DRESS.

>>7539238
WHY do you want that, I'd give my everything to be called cute once.

>>7539221
why do all slightly socially oblivious trans make dance videos?

>>7539246
Normally, I'd ask for pics before I'd say this, but I'll make an exception.

You're a cutie-pa-tootie!

>>7539222
I'm not tired enough.

>go one day without shaving
>become bear
;_;

>>7539216
>do swallowing exercises to strengthen my larynx
>holding breath for long periods
>finish
>stand up
>nearly black out
thats progress I guess

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>chasers that make their sisters do damage-control for them
kek, time to leave

>>7539246
it feels like hugboxing
i look like a man
>ask for strawpoll voting because i don't want to self-rate on my tier list
>apparently i look better than people who have been tranning for over a year

i should probably just delete myself from the list desu

>>7539254
Woat
Tdlr plis

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>>7539244
dresses are for girls which I am not

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>>7539255
this jawline is UNFORGIVABLE
i am literally a man

>>7539255
That's because you'll end up like a 6.5-8/10 regarding face

>>7539256
>tfw birdy is a PUA
>tfw he tries to manipulate vulnerable people
>tfw every time something goes south his sister comes in to say he's a good person and everyone else is wrong

>>7539258
And yet, here you are, in a tranny thread, trying desperately to convince yourself of that fact...

>>7539247
i don't think she's oblivious; i think she's just repulsed by herself and is making a sort of grotesque artistic statement out of her suicidal misery

>>7539248
Ohhh thank you!

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>>7539230
I do sort of. I played cs stealth for like 2 years. It passes for female most of the time but it has limitations. I have no idea, I think I manipulate my throat muscles in a way that my voice becomes high pitched without falsetto. I average 230-250 Hz. I have a genetic throat defect, so I always sound sickly :c
I wish I could fix it though. its one of my most problematic features

>>7539233
coffee is good :3

>>7539235
OMG I love that colour!!

>>7539239
oh okay, so I need to get it up while not swallowing. How much higher would it need to go while speaking?

I am unable to speak in boy voice because I havent sone that since early 2013, I have my own technique, obviously without vibrations in my chest and almost everything in the mouth/nose area, but my adams apple doesnt move I speak.
my current voice has a lot of downsides that Id like to fix though (I cant laugh audibly, moan or anything involuntarily and my voice is very quiet and monotone)

>>7539250
tell me about your day!

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>>7539263
Wait birdy is a pick up artist?
Manipulate vulnerable people to like themselves more?

>>7539262
>rating based off of (((potential)))
am i CNT

>>7539267
Played Xcom 2 with brothers and cousins. Fun desu.

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>>7539267
I cropped my head out

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>>7539264
desu if I suddenly had gender dysphoria I'd probably kms
>>7539263
>>7539268
only one person here has called me a manipulative pick up artist

reveal yourself

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>>7539260
Iktf

>>7539273
did you?
did you really?
thank goodness you said

>>7539276
Lol

>>7539275
i think that looks better than mine desu
it's pretty small
if it was a bit higher it'd look outright feminine
but i've got the whole "new kid on the block except you are the block" jaw

>>7539274
biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrdddddddddddyyyyyyy

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Who is Birdy?
Is the Birdo a chaser?

Chasers out reeee!

>>7539283
chloe is a good girl
now pull the trigger uwu

>>7539280
I think my problem is more chin than jaw

>girl clothes owned
0
>girl clothes in wishlist
50~
plus makeup, shoes, a few necklaces

I'll come out one day

>>7539274
>suddenly
Good thing you've had it all along!

>>7539283
Yeah, a chaser of a sorts... He dated Grace, hurt her, was creepy, lied about a lot of things and then tried damage control, amongst other dispicable behaviours.

Also I bully "him" for repressing.

>>7539274
>only one person here has called me a manipulative pick up artist
say my name.

>>7539288
>bullying grace
unacceptable

>Also I bully "him" for repressing.
you bully her

>>7539283
>Chasers out reeee!
some chasers are ok. Drunk chaser last night was chill. It's just when they try to take advantage of people that it's not cool.

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>>7539284
>chloe is a good girl
r-really??

>>7539291
don't bully!

>>7539284
Am I a good girl?uwu

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>>7539281
it me hello carol
>>7539283
GO ON SHOOT THE SHOT

YOU DON'T GOT IT IN YOU
>>7539288
shit SHIT

I guess I better kms cause I'll never be a pretty girl on account of being in one of the most bigoted transphobic states in the US
>>7539289
you say mine

>>7539288
Oh yay, we talking about birdie?

Deserves the bullying. Hi Sirona :)

>>7539293
why does /mtfg/ think it has to put up with outsiders
this isn't a male safe space

cis les gen doesn't tolerate trantrans, why should we tolerate cissies?
i mean, if you're repressing or have a trans gf and need advice, that's one thing, but do we need an entire group of resident beta chasers

>>7539294
bully men

>>7539297
yes *pets*

>>7539291
Sure

>>7539298
Then move, dumbass.

>>7539299
Hiya K-mom.

>>7539298
:D
ily uwu

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>>7539273
yes, thats my favourite colour
definitely a great choice :3
you did well, am proud

>>7539270
I wish I had family to play videogames with.
but theyre all casuals with jobs now
it used to be different, a long time ago.

>>7539283
birdy did nothing wrong.
transbians are mad at him cause he be stealing the grills. theyve been shouting at him since like day 1, lol.
I havent talked to him in 4 months or something though, I wonder how he has been

>>7539298
>attempting to isolate target
>pretending you know everything
>excessive bluffing
reeeee

>>7539301
>but do we need an entire group of resident beta chasers
Yes, because they are future trans girls.

>>7539308
>transbians are mad at him cause he be stealing the grills
I'm not a transbian tho

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>>7539302
but I ain't a woman like y'all
>>7539305
hugg
>>7539308
this

also hello old friend
>>7539310
hehe xd

down with the cis-tem

>>7539308
duckduck

>>7539314
Well, you say that, but a month on hrt, and you'd be a giggling bimbo

>>7539314
hey that's not a picture of a bird

>>7539301
uwu ty

>>7539311
that's worked out real nice with drakeposter and other shitpost anons

>>7539302
New nickname accepted.

>transbian hons still think birdy is a chaser even after he almost married someone here
?

>>7539308
It's a rare occurrence desu.

>>7539309
Because there will be no people to pay taxes for welfare, that's why we need to accept millions of third world migrants.

Do you go to a salon to get your eyebrows done or do you just pluck them at home?

>>7539323
he's just a lonely guy

>>7539314
^w^

>>7539322
XD

>>7539323
who did he almost marry

>>7539321
It's our form of spreading the gospel, and mostly a joke not to be taken seriously.

I JUST WANT A QUIET LIFE

>>7539325
Pluck at home, I get more compliments about my eyebrows than everything else.
Keep em fleek bitch, work.

>>7539308
iktf my parents where such video game addicts that my dad played snes for like another hour telling my mom to wait after she told him she is in labour already. nowadays he says video games are stupid.

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>>7539317
a month on hrt that will never happen cause I like being a man
>>7539318
here you go
>>7539327
[insert cute emoji]
how have you been girl
>>7539329
I would have married Claire later this year but we have since split up due to some complications.

>>7539333
does your family live in a 90s sitcom

>>7539334
cool to see ya back birdo

>>7539334
im okie :3
<3 <3 <3

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>>7539323
I take more of an issue with the fact that he lied about making ammends with Grace and saying that they had sorted it out when they really hadn't.

And then trying to weasel his way out of it when she confronted him about that lie in person. It's pretty shitty behaviour, and I'm not gonna forgive him unless he shows a signifigant improvement.

>>7539332
You you around for when I messed mine up 'cause I was distracted and not paying attention to what I was doing?

>>7539334
>that will never happen
Not even if someone sent them to you? 1 month is fully reversible.

>>7539323
being a chaser just means specifically looking for trannies

>>7539283
>Chasers out reeee!
But I like it here :<

>tfw you've let down everyone who ever believed in you and will probably be dead by the end of the year without having accomplished anything in life whatsoever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

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>>7539312
I am the only straight tranny here

>>7539316
quak :3

>>7539314
harro :3

>>7539333
that actually sounds really funny

>>7539339
chaser means whatever you want it to mean, dream big

>>7539343
>only straight tranny
Korra would disagree.

>>7539338
Eyebrows are like the one ring. One hair to rule them all. If you pluck that ONE hair. You're fucked.

Also Birdy getting girls here is like watching Trump win the presidency. How the girls don't see it is beyond me.

>>7539343
how goes it? ^^

its super cold here today :(

well, florida cold

>>7539343
>trannies = men
>men liking women = straight
>trannies like women = straight
logic

If I like boys will estrogen make me like girls?

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STOP ALL THIS TALK ABOUT LIKING BOYS THIS ONCE

i used to be bi but since i've been on hrt i've been getting much more attracted to guys and less attracted to girls

i dont want to become completely straight ;____;

>>7539350
Maybe!

I mean you're messing with you're endochine system, who knows what that's gonna do to your brain chemistry.

>>7539351
Boys are nice, just in different ways to girls.

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>>7539345
she had more gfs in the last 2 years than I had partners my whole life.
thats not very straight.

>>7539348
its a bit warmer, lots of rain though. my holidays will be over in like 2 days, that makes phie sad.
>>7539349
technically true, but people tend to shout when I call me/them/us men, so I dont do that

>>7539348
Florida cold = pants with hoodie until noon.

It's 11° here, I miss FL :(

>>7539353
Why?

>>7539351
>stop talking about liking boys
>post gif of girl playing with her gt
?

>>7539335
I was born 1997. but stuff like that happenes all the time. my dad didn't even noticed my mom passed out once while he was gaming. sometimes I feel like in a sitcom when my family pulls stuff like that like when my uncle said tries to be sober for longer term soon meaning 3-7 days.
>>7539343
the doctor later asked if my mom wanted to give birth at home. I only can play nes/snes games with my mom tho.

i had one of my adult canine teeth grow in weird so the baby tooth didn't fall out until just now

this feels really weird

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>>7539336
NIM
>>7539337
that's good B)
>>7539338
no, I refuse to take something from someone else

especially I have no interest in it and if they actually want and need the thing they're trying to hand me
>>7539339
Doesn't being a chaser also mean you want dat girldicc deep inside? I'm straight and have no interest in getting fucked lmao
>>7539343
Sorry I cut you out sophie ;;
I cut a lot of people out so I could focus on working and getting things ready for my ex

>>7539366
no it literally only means you specifically want trannies

>>7539358
yeah mine are over tomorrow :(

sucks

>>7539362
She posts that gif whenever anyone talks about boys. Major repression desu

>>7539359
yeah basically lol

im comfi inside tho

>>7539358
A fair point.

But right now she's so anti-girl that I think that Shakespeare's famous"The lady doth protest too much, methinks" comes into effect.

Still, if she wants to pretend to be straight as an arrow, that's her prerogative.

>>7539366
>if they actually want and need
There's this thing where people are willing to invest money in a joke...

I'm sure there's someone with too much money and not enough entertainment willing to watch you become the emotional mess you are inside.

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>>7539350
maybe. hormones don't always change everyone's orientation tho

>>7539361
because i want to still be attracted to both?
i mean i still have some attraction to girls, but it's not a lot

>>7539351
boyys :p

It's 50 degrees in California rn, it's so cold I'm shivering under two blankets

>>7539366
waddapwaddapwaddap

nim is a proud transbian

>>7539378
Nah she's just fighting it.

step 1. make every trip into a transbian
step 2. genocide chasers
step 3. ???
step 4. make /mtfg/ great again

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>>7539381
step 1: genocide transbians
step 2: serve your Princess
step 3: ???
step 4: MtFg is already great, so u get a day off

>>7539381
>step 2. genocide trips
fixed

>>7539383
wtf i hate phienchen now

>>7539383
wtf i hate phienchen now

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>>7539381
I'll always like boys!

step 1. genocide chasers
step 2. genocide anons
step 3. genocide trips

>>7539383
Heh.

Wait, what about us bi-sluts?

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>>7539367
So is no one supposed to want transwomen or transmen? Does simply being capable of having feelings for either despite what they are make one a chaser? What about well past transition and any operations should they choose to opt into them? Even then?
>>7539373
I mean

I don't really think that would make for a good joke, even if I did accept that shit I'd give it away immediately to someone who actually needs it
>>7539377
IT'S DAT BIRDY BOI

>>7539393
See, now you're just dodging the fact that you want to take it but are wimping out like most of us did in the beginning.

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>>7539392
I can live with those

>>7539387
>>7539389
hatred is the most honest feeling in the world.
I love it

i am so fucking tired of going to bed evry fucking night having accomplished absolutely nothing but i'm too frustrated and tired to do anything tonight

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>>7539395
Yosh!

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>>7539381
It's transbian trips that ruined these threads with with circlejerking and anime posting. There is hardly any actual trans discussion here anymore.

>>7539383
that feeling when you will never be a bi trans maid girl forced to serve the straight transgirl overlords while they oversee the genocide of transbians

feels bad desu

>two thick plastic bags over head
>tighten around neck with headband wrapped over twice
>freak out almost immediately
how to overcome the body's suffocation reflex??

>>7539396
lol iktf

>>7539400
Is drinking coffee with two hands agp?

welp time for codeine
nothing makes me actively suicidal faster than financial issues, it seems

>>7539404
You can drink your coffee however you want senpai.

>>7539400
t. chaser?

>>7539402
>>7539406
iktf
i'm probably not going to have enough money for hormones and my parents are getting pissed at me for being depressed and useless 24/7

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>>7539406
>financial issues
>better spend money on drugs, lol

???

>>7539401
o-one day

>>7539409
Nope bi (but like 90% attracted to guys, 10% grills) mtf.

fuck responsibility
i'm not sleeping tonight
maybe i'll drink while my sister's sleeping
lmao
maybe i can get some writing done tonight

>>7539414
what are you gonna drink then?

>>7539410
I go through 1g of weed a month because my tolerance is so low due to my brain damage, currently have about 2g or £20-worth

my mum bought me the codeine I'm about to take back when I was staying w/ my parents over xmas when I had legit back pain

the 1g of ket I have left comes from a 2g wrap I was given for free by a friend at a party out of pity for me for being a depressed crippled hon

I'm hardly at the "breaking into cars to steal stereos" level of drug dependancy

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>>7539391
is this you?
>>7539394
I'm actually being dead serious for once, I don't think it's funny to joke about struggling with one's gender identity.
>>7539410
>drugs
>ever
',:^)

Same
The most trutrans sexuality desu

>>7539419
really godawful booze

>>7539425
>>7539412

>>7539426
what exactly? I got two bottles of sparkling wine but nobody to drink.

>>7539428
corona extra
only thing my parents have in house
it's fucking awful

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i did a weed once
i felt nothing, maybe because i was already drunk
but oh dog did my pee stink of marijuana for like a good 2 - 3 days afterwards

>>7539423
haha :3

>>7539366
>birdy
>straight
lol

>>7539429
can't you buy something else? I can't even drink beer.

>>7539400
transbians are why we have a cis les gen

i did weed once and now im a tranny

i already feel like shit
should probably just go to bed desu

>>7539433
not really
i'm completely dependent

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>mood while dealing with insomnia

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>>7539430
:̀͘͝3͘͢c̵͟
>>7539432
yeah I'm not attracted to men and never have been
>>7539436
shit SHIT

I SMOKED A WHOLE MARIJUANA ONCE WHAT DO I DO

>>7539430
you may just be one of those people whose body processes 'toxins' too quick to be noticed, my mum is the same, she tried weed once and couldn't get high and has never been able to get drunk ever because her body processes it too fast
on the bright side I inherited her awesome liver which is probably why my paracetamol OD in august didn't kill me

>>7539440
has your tail started to come in yet

if not then you need to get the ER right now

if it has it's already too late

>>7539441
What is this pseudo science nonsense?

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>>7539444
>tail
what the h*ck?

>>7539437
that's sad :( for me it's usually the other way around my mom drinks all my booze.
it's better to go to bed than drink bad booze.

>>7539441
yeah that's probably it, my mum said that when she tried weed in her teens she didn't notice any effects either
i hope my liver is good too seeing as i'm also on anti-anxiety meds and drink so much alcohol while also on cypro

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>>7539437
:C
hugg
>>7539440
birdo
what do you think of pic related uwu

>>7539448
bruh you're not trutrans unless you're a monki girl

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>>7539451
those are some strange cattes
>>7539452
why can't I be monki man?

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>>7539459
wof wof uwu

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Dear sisters, may I procure a share of your oats?

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>>7539468

Sad nigga hours

>>7539471
how are you feeling today?

>>7539472
Sad

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>>7539471
>>7539473

hugg

>>7539473
what's wrong?

Hi girls

>>7539474
Hugg back

>>7539477
A plethora of things desu

>>7539472
Tired and slightly cranky. I started anti-anxiety medication on friday and it works but it zones me the fuck out and I can't sleep on it. I feel pretty calm tho so I guess it works.

Starting work at 5 am is so comfy

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>>7539479

why is /clg/ a thing? are vaginas the only thing cis lesbians care about? how can people be so shallow?

so do they like ftm guys then, because hey, they have a vagina right?

>>7539484
ironically?

>tfw precum soaked cock to succ