/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

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Post characters.

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>>164931601

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>>164931808

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>>164931601
me on the left

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>>164931601

>>164932006
me without a beanie
>>164931967

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>>164932089

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snappu thread

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early xth for joa

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>>164931601

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>PC crew
>vectorchan
Add pls

>>164933819
>Joa will never notice you
It hurts

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>>164933819
remade desu

>>164933961
Said it last thread will say it again.
Good luck someone demoted all Reps and never bothered to promote new ones.

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>tfw

>>164934114
Still putting it out there

>>164934191
Just wishing you luck man.
I'd getcha if I still could.

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>in a race
>leap off a ramp
>land perfectly fine
>don't touch the turn keys at all
>car decides to randomly do a 180 turn and shit itself

Anyone else despise the driving in this game?

wanting to join the crew for pc
sir.goats

Kill-on-sight list (updated):

>Everyone
>"KOS creator"

Feel free to make suggestions. For the sake of accuracy, "KOS creator" is permanently added the list.

>>164935018
>dress like a 14 year old
>choose grandma decor for your office

Yeah no shit

>>164932006
>fuck is censored but nigger isn't
Wew, way to keep your priorities straight R*

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>>164934794
>16 player race
>every place but 1st counts as a loss

>>164935203
If you ain't first, you're last.

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>>164935083
ill just kms

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>>164935203
This is still Murica god damn it

>>164935116
Cant you tell the difference between a little "L/l" and a capital "I/i"?

I have 2.7mil what should I buy?

>>164935417
I wasn't looking that close and no, not really
Is J* really that incompetent that they fuck up a profanity filter?

>>164935470
Taste

>>164935470
A shutdown button for your computer.

Go outside.

>>164934794
Do you not drive with a controller??
I just started and the first two races I came 2nd and 1st.

>>164935539
>Says while shitposting

>>164935470
Every possible variation of dragon dildo.
And a shelf to keep them on.

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>>164935580

>>164935550
I personally don't have his problems, but muscle cars can be hard as fuck sometimes depending on the course, while supers and motorcycles are easymode.
t. keyboard masterrace

>>164935470
X-80/Nero and autowin all supercar stunt races.

>>164936269
>tfw getting first place on chiliad as the only Tyrus when almost everyone else is in X-80's
>they all fucked up by smashing each other at the beginning instead of avoiding the mess and couldn't recover

>>164936510
Those were probably all stock. Anyone with an upgraded one of those fucking things just pulls away from the whole pack. Even my Vacca pulls away from 90% of cars because everyone just uses a stock car.

>>164936631
custom cars were off, so we were all theoretically on even ground.
wouldn't the rankings stay the same if it's all stock?

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Good job, Rockstar

>>164936769
Some cars gain more from upgrades than others. For example, the T20's spoiler from stock makes it a smart choice for stock-only races where traction and grip matters.

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i have everything maxed out besides flying
what should i do to max out it?
i feel is going very slow if i just fly

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Post qties

>>164937701
Fucking google it, this information has been out for 3 years

>>164934794
let go of the gas when landing for a brief moment on big jumps.

thank me later.

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sweet release

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>>164931490
Chinese hackers can't beat our comfy house.

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>>164927469

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>dude in a chopper kills me
>i try to get my laucher
>it disappeared from inventory
fucking why and how?

WHY CAN NOBODY STOP FUCKING UP THE PRISON BREAK HEIST

WE
FUCKING
HAD
IT

AND THEN 2 RETARDS LITERALLY WALKED OFF A FUCKING CLIFF ON THE BEACH AND THEN FUCKED UP THE WHOLE THING 3 MORE TIMES AFTER THAT FAILURE.

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>who /gotfanartoftheircharacter/ here?

So is the Nero custom top super now? It's like they resurrected addershitters

>>164941059
Sorry, I'm not a narcissistic faggot.

best way to earn money for my friends as CEO?

>>164940280
okay

Any gtag members online that want to do some missi

>>164941806
Sure, what's your SC?

>>164941575
probably the best way to make a friend money is to do a heist and give them 70% cut. fleeca or pacific standard.

If they have a vehicle warehouse, you could source cars for them and let him steal it at his warehouse, then sell them together.

Doing vip and clubhouse missions makes the most money for associates though in freeroam.

Crates pay nothing, and selling crates pays shit like 8k. selling a car only gives them one extra wage, (5-10k) sourcing a car pays them nothing. Biker work only pays well for large groups and with multiple businesses maxed out since associates make 10% of sale roughly.

>>164941853
Poopfeast42

>>164941853
>>164942117
It's a trap. Don't add blacklisted members.

>>164941059
That left arm and hand still bug the fuck out of me

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>mfw my internet shits itself so hard I had to reboot the computer to regain connection

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>Decide to try Vehicle Vendetta
>Then remember why I dropped the game months ago because Rockstar is retarded at netcode programming

>>164944693
okay

>>164934114
>Good luck someone demoted all Reps and never bothered to promote new ones.
Blame the people that accept everyone that requests an invite

So no private servers yet?

>>164947932
lel

>>164938504
What did you do?

>>164947981
I just can't pay for a game that uses Denuvo cancer

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>>164931601

>get banned without using scripts/menus/mods
>try to appeal
>get automated messages
great security rockstar

What's a better bike? (and why)
The Hakuchou or the Hakuchou Drag?

>>164950659
Bati

>>164950659
Another anon had a really good post about this a couple threads ago. Basically the drag is faster and handles nicer but can't wheelie and isn't as versatile as the standard.

>>164950807
So Drag for races and standard for Freemode?

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>>164931601

>>164951235
Yeah that's what I got out of it

Requested an invite for PC crew.

Ave2007

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>>164931601

>>164953472
Gotcha.

>>164953886
Thanks

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>>164950348
>tfw hacked cash since last year
>no bans

>>164950348
who are you?

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>>164931601

>>164955681
Get outta my frikkin' warehouse.

How do you put your hood up with a hoodie?

I could use 1-2 more to help me sell 2 large warehouses.
t. wads

>>164956434
Sure

>>164956434
invite me

who else hasn't been banned despite duping hundreds of cars over the years

>>164956415
You need to have a cap on

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>>164957928
me

i got gta v two days ago and i was really into it but now i'm back to playing competitive shooters

why?

I just picked up this game and have been playing online.

Thing is, I don't really want to do the missions/jobs/whatever, I just want to cruise around in a game world populated by other players, which I did quite successfully for a few hours last night and had a lot of fun, I saw people fighting in helicopters, a guy with a rocketlauncher taking on loads of cops, superbikes racing around, it was great.

However, that leaves me with no income for the odd death and explosion that finds me, how can I make money?

>>164958376
>However, that leaves me with no income for the odd death and explosion that finds me, how can I make money?

be a wagecuck to a ceo that frequently does vip missions.
if you have over a million bux you can do those missions yourself.

>>164958343
because you prefer competitive shooters.

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>>164957928
>did that duplicate all your car onto your second character glitch on last gen for the gold Swift and Luxor

Feels good mane

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>tfw no Liberty City DLC

>>164958804
is it just me or los santos buildings look way smaller than they should be.

>>164958852
Yeah the only tall building that feels big is really the Bank Tower.

>>164958804
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4hZLmxOQDE

>>164958852
Well, LA doesn't have too many skyscrapers, and they're all pretty bunched together.

During the prison break heist, is it possible for the pilot to immediately land the plane at the Sandy Shores airfield, park in the hangar, and just sit there until the ground team gets out of the prison? Or will the jets still manage to kill the pilot somehow?

>>164959350
that's the whole point of the jets, my little grasshopper

>>164959220
I hope they make a road connecting the two cities.

>winning a race in the Sultan RS

CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKERS
*blowoff valve intensifies*

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>tfw the NSX isn't a super car

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>>164951521

oh annie, haha!

oh samefag, haha!

>>164934114
Trusted reps that we know wouldn't accept randoms that don't post in the thread were promoted to Lt. The rep ranking was removed entirely but this is still no different from your average periodic pruning of reps. If we need more to accept invites will make more trusted and active players Lts.

>>164959694
The original was more impressive especially for its time, considering what else is in the sports class I'd say it's about right.

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>>164931601
>Post characters.

Because I don't feel like I avatarfag too much already.

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>>164958804
>>164959220

Literally just grab a different disc.

>>164959250
Also this. I was watching Major Crimes last night and paying special attention to the LA skyline shots they cut in. Los Santos is nearly identical except for it has only about 1/4th the urban sprawl that LA has.

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>>164959350
all you need to do as pilot is get behind the jet and chase it around. He is slower than you are.

Just make sure you know what the fuck you are doing. Last time I did Prison Break, the prison team led a horde of cops right to the fucking plane while I was busy dodging cop choppers. Ended up with us failing because retard pilot crashed the goddamn plane into a bunch of shit on the ground

>>164961436
>chase the jet around

Just be careful not to go out of the map with it, I made that mistake and failed the mission for my group.

>>164961436
Yeah, I can avoid the jets with no problem, I was just wondering if landing and hiding was a viable alternative.

remove discord except for "leaders", you cucks can keep jerking off eachother and talk about shit noone cares about like who is getting the privilige of having to accept ppl into the crew

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post load outs!

>>164961436
>be demo
>goin for da choppa
>pilot chases the jet right towards me
>heli engine hasnt even started before i get missiled by the jet
thanks faggot, i will never play prison break ever again

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>tfw I passed Prison Heist on the first try with 3 randoms

>>164962259
ew

>>164962259
>post load outs!
The only gun I ever need is a sniper's rifle.

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>>164937969
here you go

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Phantom wedge haulage in a populated lobby is pretty fun.

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>>164931601
Me on the right.

>>164962259
AP Pistol, .50 Pistol.
Combat PDW, Heavy MG (or whatever it is)
Special Carbine
Heavy Sniper, Marksman Rifle
Knife, Axe
Assault Shotgun
Homing Launcher, Grenade Launcher
Sticky bombs, prox mines, grenades, pipe bomb
parachute

Is there a GTAG session going?

>>164959220
I came to ask about this. Will we be able to play GTAV in Liberty City, or will this just take us to a load screen and start up GTAIV?

>X80 Proto
>RE-7B
>Nero Custom
I can only afford one. What do?

>>164963543
RE-7B (races only)

>>164962198
>he'd rather the randoms keep getting in than make sure that everyone able to accept requests knows to check the thread first

Promoting players just for noticing they were really active was a mistake, that obviously didn't mean they knew not to do that. Cry more, faggot, that had nothing to do with discord you just love drama and tension, maybe discord is the perfect place for you after all.

>>164962259
All the original guns and the homing launcher. All you need.

>>164963089
pixel / annie / null is that you?

>>164963662
But I want a car I can use in the open world as well. Why is the RE only fir races?

>>164963813
kys

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Highway to the danger zone

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>>164940280
I feel you man

>After 20 attemps finally in the buzzard in the end
>Pilot fucking crashes with everyone inside
>Kek smiles upon us and the cutscene fucking plays

Whats the cheapest appartment I can get?

Apparently I need it for planning heists?

>>164963693
>remove discord
Is it really that hard to understand? How can you misinterpret those two words this hard?

>>164964393
Why don't we get together and do a heist.

I have done that heist many times, and I'm a good pilot

>>164964483
Oh I'm sorry for thinking your long drawn out spoiler was there to be read.

>>164964427
I don't know what the cheapest is, but to host heists, you need a high-end apartment, one that has a 10-car garage.

>>164963843
No one?

>>164964427
The cheapest Del Perro apartment is what you want. But since it's the cheapest heist apartment and it's across the road from the cheapest office, it's the current shitter central, so keep that in mind.

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>>164964393
boas

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>letting pubs do my ceo work for me
ho ho ho

>>164964758

>>164963662 was just being a cuck. The RE-7B is totally fine to use in freeroam

>>164964758
RE is best in supers class. If you want something competitive and not look like shit in free mode go Nero.

>>164965017
>Sitting on the ass end
Here I was wondering how that thing can fit so many people.

>>164964972
>shitter general
What do you mean by that and how much does it cost?

>>164964972
How in the world did eclipse tower get replaced for the award of shitter central?

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>>164964972
>MFW this is my neighborhood of residence

>>164964574
why y'all doing prison heist anyway?

>>164965778
I'd say that most people live exclusively in their office now, what with the 60 cars and all that.

>>164965053
>>164965069
>>164963662
Ignore these idiots, the REEE is only good in stock races. It upgrades like shit. Go for the X80

>>164965778
shitters avoiding shitters

>>164965584
It means be ready to be minigunned by someone wearing a skull mask at any given time, and it comes to you at the low price of $200k.

>>164965973
Tempesta is better than X-80 grampa

>>164964393
>>164965016
platform?

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>>164965913
What's wrong with it? I think most of it is fun, personally.

>>164965973
>X80
hahahaha

>>164967451
>>164966274
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjUZ2qXzBdI

Suck it, normies.

>>164966449
It's got a reputation for being the gateway to the good heists.

>>164967538
>straight line
where is the banshee
where is the 811
both easily fuck the x80 in a straight line

>>164967719
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHEiGQWDkUE
Nope.

>>164968034
Even in such a short straight the 811 is faster
The only thing the X80 has over the others is the better handling and acceleration, it's nothing special top speed wise

>>164968034
On the topic of supers, is the Nero any good?

>>164968440
It's the 2nd highest top speed after the 811 (by 2%), the single best acceleration, and in the top handling bracket.

It's the best over-all car in the game.

>>164968601
It's meh, but pgud for the price. The custom isn't worth it unless you have hacker or legacy mod money. Best to just get an x80 fir that price bracket.

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>>164966353
PC
you?

>>164968810
What kills me about the custom is the spoiler, can you remove it?

>>164969790
No.

I have a high end appartment and I am above level 12, but when Im at the planning board the game says heists unlock at level 12, wtf

>>164969926
Nvm needed to get the call for the heist

>>164967538
Who the fuck cares about straight lines? We're talk about freemode and racing.

>>164969816
Fug. I'll just not upgrade it then

>>164963662

I drive mine all the time in free roam, something about my fetish for daily driving race cars i guess

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>>164965885
>tfw you live in Franklin's neighborhood
It's a pretty chill place.

>gta 4
>in the museum mission
>can't replace my pistol with the better one that the dudes drop

What do?

>>164974305
TT

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Why do people say TT is the fastest way to get money when its actually glitching the PacStan heist and getting 400k every 10 minutes?

>>164974725
>every 10 minutes
I highly doubt it, not even when excluding loading screens.

Can I get an invite to the discord?

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>>164962479
Bullshit

>>164974841
Oh, whoops I meant 15min. TT is shit and takes way too long. Also, you just joing the host through social club after its over to skip the 1min loading screen.

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why is this game so broken how does this even happen

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>log into GTA online to drive around my Stinger
>finally join a session
>spawn a buzzard
>get sniped while flying to my garage
For fucks sake. Gonna have to quit the game until it gets patched

>>164975820
Why is your webm so shit?
>1080p
Oh yeah, that's why

>>164975974
It's been patched since day one, it's called go into passive mode, you blubbering fucking vagina.

>>164975974
Do you live in Maze Bank West? I like to bully from the top off Lombank.

>there are people in this thread who don't post 1080p webms

>>164976117
>There are people in this thread who don't understand how webm encoding works

>>164976164
>there are turbonerd NEETs in this thread who cry about everything, like LMAO get a job retard.

>>164976260
>Posted while crying about nothing
the irony

>>164975974
why not get the car spawned by the receptionists?

>>164976260
Fuck off blater you're still a NEET at heart.

>>164976004
who cares

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Most wanted is fun.

>>164977425
People who aren't faggots. Would explain why you don't care.

>>164977547
Because I'm not autistic, 3MB webms will look like shit either way, I'm not gonna waste 2 seconds making it a little less shitty

>>164974725
What the fuck is TT?

>>164978178
sick counter argument senpai

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>>164978009

>>164978368
Provide an actual argument and I'll put in some actual effort. Until then shove your opinion up your ass with your head.

>>164978426
Ohh. Bike or Supercar?

>>164978009
A guaranteed way to get banned and wiped these days.

>>164976304
>>164976801
Butthurt NEETlards detected. :^)

>There are people in this thread who don't use GTA Force Menu.

LMAO @ ur life plebs.

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>>164978602

Anyone who tells you to do it is a meme. We just had an enormous banwave on Christmas day that caught TT users.

>>164978871
ban automatic assault menus

>>164978871
>using public cheats

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>>164979106
>I pay to get banned, unlike plebs who get banned for free

>>164978449
If I wanted it to have good quality I wouldn't upload it here

I miss NPG

>>164979249
You're clearly retarded so I'm just going to stop talking to you.

>>164979210
>implying private cheats mean paid cheats
public pay2cheats are still public, private cheats can still be free.

>>164977478
the roof of the truck was at exactly the level of my eyes

couldnt see what i was shooting at :<

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>>164979630
>Le private trackers are for supreme gentleman
>only plebs use public trackers

Spotted the fedora tipping hipster nu-male

>>164979258
Nobody misses you, faggot. Stop coming here to post about yourself.

>>164979982
but I am not him
he's dead
dead can't post

>>164980183
>dead can't post
But what if they can!?!

Shotaro or Hakuchou Drag?

>>164980564
Shotaro

>>164980564
bati :)

>>164980564
Shotaro.

The drag is ONLY good in a line. It's literally a bike that'll kill you if you try to drive it anywhere else. Hence the "Drag" part of the name.

>>164980564
Haukuchou Drag is only 1 tenth slower on a twisty track, and is must faster in a straight.

>>164980717
*turn*

>>164980564

Shotato has like .1 top speed, which kind of matters in queue races but isn't going to autowin them like Nero/X80 does

Hakuchou Fag has better everything else

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>>164980593
>>164980743
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7d-mm1vn56U

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I'm tired of ceo work gimme silent cheat for $$$ money $$$ guys. I'm just want to have fun in this game with bicycle trips and bike downhills without thoughts of my bank amount.

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>>164980935

Quality post

Shotaro isn't worth a full million dollarydoos more than the Hakuchou, you're just paying for "le Tronbike XD" aesthetic and falling for Jewstar manipulation

Also Shota is slower in a straight line

>>164980834
>autowin
>Nero/X80
sure, if you only race against shitty drivers

>>164981169
Load a gun in real life, press it against your head and pull the trigger. Currently that's the only known cure for autism.

>>164965017
>not joining pub ceos and causing 20k of damage to their sourced car and leaving it on top of a mountain.

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>>164981263
>have 500 million cuckbucks
>go out of my way to steal IE cars and turn them into the police for a measly 5k

>vehicle wishlist would only set me back 9 million if i bought everything on it right now
>have 50 million in the bank
>still waiting for a sale
being frugal is suffering

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>>164980416

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>>164981243
But work in games is autism.

>>164980743
>The drag is ONLY good in a line
Drag has low top speed compared to Bati and the original Hakuchou. The name is a misnomer, Cockstar doesn't even know their own game.

The top bikes:
Hakuchou for top speed (awful turning circle)
Bati for top speed, turning circle (awful acceleration)
Hakuchou Drag for acceleration, breaking (awful turning circle)
Shotaro for acceleration, traction (awful top speed)

>>164959426
afaik Fly or ship only.

>>164961063
Discs? What what are you some console pleb?

We've got modders and we do all that shit one one game.

>>164963530
seems to be just an added landmass ingame.

>>164981713
The top bikes:
Hakuchou for top speed (awful turning circle)
Bati for top speed, turning circle (awful acceleration)
Hakuchou Drag for acceleration, breaking (awful turning circle)
Shotaro for acceleration, traction (awful top speed)
Akuma for f u n

>>164981713
You forgot the Cliffhanger for best sound, best looks and best stuntbike

>>164979258
I dont im glad that shitter is gone. Good riddance.

>>164948046

I used a shitty mod menu. I experimented with several previously without issue.

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>>164931601

>>164982019
Sanchez for fun actually

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Just completed the game story.
>wtf am i supposed to do w/ my life now

>>164984375
okay

>>164983992
>filename

You mean Elliott Roger?

Can I get an invite for the crew? My IGN is ItsVelo.

can duke o death into freeroam?

>>164984963
lel get a loada this newfig

>>164984648
Sorry you're on the blacklist

>>164941650
>>164944782
>>164984529
okay

>>164985204
Is it?

>>164985340
Of course, is war.

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>Recommending the Nero when the Tempesta is cheaper and has better lap times according to Broughy

>>164986108
Nero has better speed, so it's better on the more stretchy tracks.

>>164986108
this
nero a shit

unless you like the way it looks or something

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>>164986108
>racing in GTAO

>>164986228
nero ain't even that fast tho
811/900r still fastest

Lamborghini Centenario or Bugatti Chiron?

>>164985071
Good meme friendo :^)

>>164986414

>900r
>fastest anything

I don't think so Tim. Also the 811 barely hits the fastest top speed, throw a corner in at any point and suddenly it's one of the slowest supers in the game. it's acceleration is horrendous compared to its counterparts as well.

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>>164986402
>like fuck man why don't you just shoot everyone you meet
>must be some kind of normie casual shitter if you just hide in races all day instead of trying to shoot at me in freemode
>R* needs to remove racing so I have more targets in freemode

>>164987529
What? 900R is about as fast as the 811, top speed obviously. That's what "speed" means.

So is Nero the best super for races or not? I'm not sure if I should pull the trigger and buy one.

>>164988962
Nero is only good for being a car you can customize at Benny's, Tempesta is a fantastic all rounder that is the third fastest Super according to Broughy

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>mfw beating bati/shitaro/akuma fags by 10 seconds on my defiler

>>164991118
t. rammer

>>164991118
>Doubt

>>164988159

a 2mph difference in a straight line isn't comperable to a 20mph difference in the majority of corners.

top speed =/= average speed.

>>164991914
In that case, the Tempesta is better anyway.

>>164988962

The two LeMans cars are the fastest, it's just a matter of preference at that point. Pick whichever you like more, you'll win races with either if you aren't garbage.

>>164991319
>>164991750
Spotted the 2 faggot bikers. LOL @ ur life.

>>164991986

RE7b and Proto are still the kings of the supercar class, this is an objective fact and not just an opinion.

If you want the "fastest" car it's going to be one of those two. Tempesta is the fastest "normal" super though, I'll give you that much.

>>164992605

ETR1 is also almost identical in overall handling, acceleration and top speed to the tempesta, so it's another "which one do you think looks/sounds cooler" type of deal.

>>164992605
I just meant that we weren't looking at corner speeds because we already dismissed the Tempesta as being worse.
And I'd disagree that the X80 is objectively better than the Tempesta. It's only one thousands faster than the Tempesta in Broughy's testing I think, and it's more difficult to drive. It's easy to see why people would subjectively prefer one or the other, there is no objective truth in that comparison.

What's a good 4 door car in the 150000-300000 dollar range?

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>>164991118
I got btfo by a Hakuchou while I was using my Shotaro

As someone who just started and is total trash at driving. Any tips? I always seem to have trouble losing the cops.

>>164993265
Schafter V12
Non-Benny Sultan

>>164993265
V12

>>164993348
Drive until you're out of sight and then avoid copw using your mini map. It's simple. Otherwise you can call Lester and he'll remove your wanted level

>>164993348
If you're in the city, head for train tracks that take you underground and easily lose the cops

>>164993265

Schafter v12 is my favorite 4 door car. Good looks, can customize the interior more than most cars, has a meaty and unique engine noise, and lastly i would argue its one of the best if not the best drift car in the game. Mid and high end torque for days.

>>164993659
>just started
>call lester
>>164993348
the cops are programmed to spawn in front of you after you ditch the first group. Get just out of range for the first group, wait for the second, and then get out of range of both. Repeat this strategy until you get away. If you get going full throttle even after you're out of their line of sight, you'll just full-throttle right into another group of cops that will spawn on the road you're driving on, so you have to constantly turn and keep the game master guessing as to where he needs to spawn more cops.

>>164993265
Kuruma

>>164993836
This won't help anyone looking to get better at driving and evading cops.

>>164993348
Try to stay off the highway or straights. You want to make a bunch of turns, and you don't want to stay in one place for too long unless you're in the mountains. If you are near offroad areas like mountains, you can drive up them and then get out of your car (wanted level goes down faster on foot).

>>164982019
>akuma
>fun
>worst at wheelying
>terrible handling

>>164987529
the 811 beats every supercar but the x80 proto in acceleration (by a lot)

If there is one thing the 811 has, its acceleration and top speed.

>>164993265
V12

The armored version fucking rocks, man. Save up a few more thousand and get it, for real. You'll never get tired of taking 2 RPG's in a row grinning before spattering the offender on your hood. It also takes about 15 rounds of silenced rifle shots before the windows break, which can save your shit.

>>164994883
Akuma is fun and handles great. The two most fun bikes are by far the Cliffhanger and BF400 though.

>>164995315
Damn it's really that tough? I may swap my regular one for an armored one even though I hate the cloud shit on the sides

>>164995529
>he actually bought the regular version of a car that he could have gotten an armored version for
>for looks

holy shit lol

>>164995529
It's really that tough. It takes 3 RPG's to blow it up and each window takes, again, about 15 shots of silenced ammo to pop them. Half that for unsilenced. The performance is a little different, but it's worth getting used to.

The V12 Armored is my 3rd favorite car to drive behild the Voltic and that 80s looking sportscar. And at about half the price of an Insurgent, it's one of the best early investments you can make.

>>164995771
well the regular one is quite a bit faster too

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Anybody know which bike is used?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BceOKrb4dTk

>>164996056
>quite a bit

more like a tiny bit.

More than a reasonable sacrifice for a cheap, really fast armored car.

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>>164931518
can i get an invite to the PS4 Crew?
PSN: LoHost

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>>164996396
>PS4

>>164996164
Did more research, found it.

>BF400

>>164996186
Regular v12 is faster and handles alot better. I have both and I almost never use the armored one.

Now that I have all the essential cars for races which cars do you recommend just for comfy driving around the city?

>>164996949
I'd recommend checking out the cars you can mod at Benny's and see if any fit your liking
I personally love the Shotaro for it's healing abilities when doing CEO work

>>164996949
If you're looking for le comfy meme you can sit on my dick an drive deez nutz

>>164996396
What's your SC id?

>>164996949
just test out vehicles in the creator

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>>164997292
lol whatever your favorite bike is will heal you, not just the shotaro

Not that you've chosen a bad bike for that though, I mean it is bestbike

Specter out yet?

>>164997424
LoHost

>>164993863
>the cops are programmed to spawn in front of you after you ditch the first group
Well hot damn that explains everything. Thanks anon.

>>164940280

get some friends and do it. tho i fucked it up by landing the chopper on the beach, and the rear rotar blade dipped into the water i guess in real life it would fuck it up but reeeeeeaaalllly rockstar?

>>164993863
>spawn on the road you're driving on
That's when you go offroad mountain biking.
>pavementfags BTFO

>>164998697
>Cop car spawns driving down from the pinnacle of mount chilliad.
They're like the imperial legionaires in Oblivion.

>>164997619

This monday/tuesday or next, depends if we get that ugly bar of soap instead or not.

>>164998960
>sit on a hill
>cop cars stay cucked on the nearest road
>only have to worry about heli's if you can't into sniping or avoiding their sight range

>>164997424
appreciate it man

>>164992870
ETR1 looks like a shoebox

tempesta a cute

>>164998697
>>164998960
>>164999397
>Cops are bad in GTA IV but have a personality
>Cops are too good in GTA V and have no personality

Sheit

>>164999650
>Caring about the personality of cannon fodder mooks.
>Acknowledging the worst 3D/HD game.

>zentorno
>have 4mil
Looking for an upgrade, what do?

>>165000034
Buy Tempesta or one of the stunt cars

>>164999650
Oh! A doughnut! Make it large

>>165000349
Not the nero, 811, or x80?

>>165000614
those are meme cars

>>165000614
I don't personally own them, so I can't say if they're decent or not.

>>164999909
At least more personality than the LSPD and Merryweather which are all just shouty dudes with anger issues.

>>164958804
If we're gonna get an LC DLC, they better fucking do it properly this time. I remember feeling really disappointed with how ridiculously sparse it was in 2007.
somehow I prefer LC in GTA 3 over 4

>>165001123
>Implying suck my lead dude isn't the most emotional and thought provoking character in the past decade.

>>165001473
>tfw "YOU LOOK LIKE A TRANNY" guy helped me to explore the existential questions surrounding the nature of gender and my place in the world

>>165000854
>le meme maymay
How so?

>>165001473
>not the tragic story of how mendoza got hit
step it up

>>165001609
I've been pretty engrossed in the tale of a women and her love for my car.