/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

First for Tempesta a best

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At what point do you consider suicide?

>Try to show up with a buzzard
>Shot out
>Spawn kurumeme
>Blown up
>Spawn hind
>Shot out
>Spawn another kurumeme
>Blown up
>Try to run back to buzzard
>Shoot the buzzard as he gets in and it blows up

Damn. I wanted to be first.

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Installing now.

All I want to know, is there a Lancia Delta S4 equivalent in this game?

>>165102682
neck yourself Aurora

i like gta post gta

>>165102647
>has problem with buzzard
>thinks savage is a better idea
You're not NuclearPoweredGuy or -Nessi to be pulling that shit off.

-twitching twitch-

>>165102647
Every single time I leave my apartment.

when are we getting the spectrere

>>165102563
>not "Tempesta da besta"

Missed opportunity desu.

https://twitch.tv https://twitch.tv

>>165102741
Listen, I don't know if my post triggered some gta v general in faggotry or what, but I don't know what the fuck you're talking about anon.

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>>165102741
I only post Audis. The guy you're quoting has good taste though.

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>tfw the Drifters OST is perfect for GTA Online in general

>>165103085
Reminder that NullProphet is the twitch poster

>>165103060
Neck yourself, faglord

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>closest event is valentine's day
>it will just be the same exact shit as last year

>>165103060
Neck
Yourself

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Post favorite vehicles.

>>165103114
Who?

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>>165103528

>>165103617
Annie-chu

>go too fast
>jump over a checkpoint
>lose race

Rockstar is fucking steam workshop tier.

What a shitty thread.

>>165103746
What?

>>165103295
>all the same stuff plus the ability to upgrade the Roosevelt Valor to the Roosevelt Valor Custom for $1M
>comes with widebody kit, drift spoiler, and windshield decal

>>165103758
>supers stunt race with customs on
>in the front pack with a stock RE7B
>take turn too tight and miss checkpoint
It would be one thing if I were cutting through grass or something, but it was on floating track. Literally got punished for too good lines.

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>>165102741
>>165102841
>being this rectum ragnaroked over a question about a car

>>165103814
Yeah, but some faggot's having a shitfit right now so we'll have to deal with it. This is going to feel like the longest thread yet.

>>165104424
kys

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>>165103528

Kill-on-sight list (updated):

>Everyone
>"KOS creator"

Feel free to make suggestions. For the sake of accuracy, "KOS creator" is permanently added to the list.

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Worth it?

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>>165103528

>>165105962
>no inanimate objects
>no NPCs

shit list mane

>>165102092

I haven't actually converted any of the cars at Benny's yet, so I was worried I couldn't give it normal suspension and it would be forced to be a low rider. So you're saying if I convert the Buccaneer to a low rider at Benny's, I can still keep its original suspension and height?

Stallion is garbage.

>>165102380
Why is every mission except the titan one 4 player limited what if I want to play with more than 3 friends ffs

>>165106789
k

>>165107439
Name IG?

>>165107530
My name Jeff

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>>165102743
here is some gta 4 u

Favorite armored car? Kuruma and Insurgent need not apply

>>165106789
t. salty pcuck

Do you model your car after your clothing or vice versa?

>>165108758
None, I'm not autistic

>>165107917
v12 then obviously

>>165108758
not intentionally, it just sort of works out most times

>all the new cars are 2-3m even with discounts
>cant use them as personal vehicles
>no insurance

why bother

Does GTAG do heists? I'm losing my fucking mind with these randos that can't even follow a simple fucking objective of "get in the car".

>>165108157
pc users can buy the racecar version

The stallion has very good suspension (worthless)

its fun to drive though.

>ask questions about GTA IV
>get flamed to oblivion
literally why

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>>165103528

I love flying through the mountains with my Mi-24

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4p8n1Pf3YD4

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what bike is this

>>165110430
this thread is fucking cancer everyone is constantly at each other's throats for the slightest provocation.

Welcome to the purgatory between heaven and hell, you're here forever

>>165106023
You, me, and this entire thread has no idea whether or not you will get banned for it. Only j* knows.

>>165110430
This is probably the worst general I've seen on /vg/.

>>165110517
Shotaru. I'm not shitposting, it's actually called that.

>>165110517
Shotaro. It's on the Legendary Motorsports website

>>165110572
almost like gtao or something

>banned from online
>they feel the need to give me a popup every 2 minutes reminding me

>>165103528
>no one posted the zion yet
plebs all of you

>>165107917
Schafter LWB

>>165111217
KNOW YOUR SHAME

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>>165103528
Hakuchous and Valkyrie

>>165107917
headhunter NPC vehicles

Sourced cars (explosion proof supers)

>install menyoo
>press f8 in singleplayer
>doesn't open
>YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED FROM USING SOCIAL CLUB SERVICES
???

>>165111852
ha serves you right

>>165111852
You can appeal, 98% of the replies will be the same crap, down to the same symbols and crap. Also closed for replies.

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>>165111217
>get banned
>a few hours later unbanned
>get banned again
>get unbanned again
>still have all my dosh

well I technically did have over 1T at one point but still

>>165112029
>
>>165111852
>SINGLEPLAYER
>>>>>>>>>>SINGLEPLAYER
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>SINGLEPLAYER

>>165112136
What did you use? I don't want to give jewstar any more shekels.

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>nobody plays deadline anymore

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>>165112356
the good ol' days after 9/11

>>165112387
it's shit

>>165112749
You shut your whore mouth

>>165112387
>Rockstar incentivizing game modes
How does that sell shark cards?

>>165111007
>>165110925
I don't see it at all, do I need to unlock it?

>>165113142
No, but it is 2.25 million. Sort by price.

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>>165113412
???

>>165113653
There's more than one site my dude.

I just need some info on what I can do to stop having to grind. I'm 180 hours in and I just want some cars. I just want to be level 100.

>>165113653
That guy must of forgot. You have to play deadline to make it show up just to buy it. Good luck tho, it's a pretty dead gamemode. Rockstar was retarded to lock a 2 million dollar vehicle to one of the their random adversary modes that they shit out every week. Think of the shark card sales they'll never get because eventually, it'll be like the bike never existed.

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>>165113709
?????

>>165113918
>I just want to be level 100.
Grinding crates 2 at a time in an empty/empty+friend lobby in a large warehouse gets you at least 20 levels in a day.

>>165114189
>>165113653

You have to complete Deadline to buy it.

>>165106238

Kill-on-sight list (updated):

>Everyone
>Everything
>"KOS creator"

Feel free to make suggestions. For the sake of accuracy, "KOS creator" is permanently added to the list.

>>165113918
The grind never ends. Ive spent over 600 mil in my gta career and only half of that was glitched cash.

>>165114160
>it's a pretty dead gamemode

I thought people enjoyed it

>>165114209
I don't even have enough to do that. I have like 300,000
>>165114295
I just want the guns :(

>>165102380

Getting ready to do a ~2 hour cash drop if anyone is interested.

DonaldJTrump416

>>165114315
People played it cuz it was new and 2x cash. Then they nerfed the payout after removing the 2x cash and there's been about 4 adversary modes released since then. Enjoyment has nothing to do with it.

>>165114160
>Rockstar was retarded to lock a 2 million dollar vehicle to one of the their random adversary modes that they shit out every week.

doesn't seem so retarded if you want an alternative to the hakuchou drag without being at a major disadvantage

>>165113918
How are you not at level 100 after 180 hours?

they should buff the shotaro a little, it designs to be far and away the best bike at that price instead of just a little bit better. It only has one seat afterall, it's practically made to be THE bike

>>165114540
>Enjoyment has nothing to do with it.

But...I liked it...

>>165114669
I'm not good. And I also burned like 80 because I just like fucking around in the world. I also just don't have people to play with

>>165114640

Retarded business wise, not vehicle wise. It's like they don't want shark card sales.

>>165114471
What does this entail, I am interested

>>165114767
It was alright. I enjoyed it a few times. It was pretty fun but, like all adversary modes, they die because they're just there and that's it. Then comes the next one and the cycle continues.

>>165115003
It entails me reporting him.

>>165115043
Why?

>>165114887
They locked a number of their other vehicles behind heist setups and level requirements, anon. I think it's safe to say they're making things up as they go.

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>>165113961

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>>165114160
>you can still find randoms hosting Deadline to this day
>tfw you always win Deadline and thus pitch away their gamemode virginity

>>165114767
rockstar has made so many game modes, even a game like gta cant fill them all. Theyve split up their userbase about 100 different ways and fun as deadline was, its mario-party levels deep and will never get developed with new maps, modifiers and powerups to keep it interestng and populated.

>>165115295
Heists is one thing. That's when they actually locked shit 2 years ago. Adversary modes are a dime a dozen and have nothing behind them, except this one. It's just rockstar, I guess.

>>165115790
if it hasn't been done already in some way, what would a "cops and crooks" gamemode even entail? people are always talking about it like it hasn't been done.

>>165115759
i got invited to deadline and the host just kept ramming into my light trail as quickly as he could

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Brazilians are great members of the video gaming community

>>165116190

He probably just wanted the bike. Ya don't even have to play it, you can just leave.

>>165116246
why are you even doing heists with that much cash on you?

>>165116584
Maybe he finds them fun...?

>>165116246
>that much money and can't fill his weapons ammo capacity

granted you don't need much ammo for that mission but fuck...

how do you feel about being responsible for getting rockstar faggot fired?

>>165116874
he had a good run

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>>165116246
>a literal billion dollars
>bothers with heists

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post stats

>>165117007
Try and beat that 6h19m single session.

>>165117007
how about you explain yourself

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Hi, can I take your order gtag?

>>165116874
Great, because then can't even read a ticket without just copy and pasting a response then closing the ticket so you can't do anything but make another ad infinitum

Also, apparently the new tos is actually "we don't care what you did or do if you get suspended innocently or not, we don't care"

>>165117156
pressed home, found stats, wondering how many hours most of you have.

How do you get a face bandana without the glasses and hat? The main method I see coming up when I search for it by launching into a contact mission doesn't work anymore, apparently.

>>165117246
>Sunglasses

>>165117246
>tfw this area is ruined for you thanks to Concrete

>>165117354
sit on a jetski

>>165117246

>Chicken on the 'Beef' menu
>Zucchini Fries on 'Beef' menu

Non jew way to find empty sessions to do CEO work? Every video I look at for PC is "hurr install this software :^)"

>>165118784
don't overwork yourself anon. buying shark cards is safer than any method to get an empty session

>>165119006
I would do that but my friends are too poor to do the same and that's what we usually do together for money

>>165118784
>Enter public session
>Alt-tab out of the game and pull out ethernet cord
>Count to 5
>Plug in
>Alt tab back into the game

>>165118784
i found out that using a spare pc/pi just making a vpn server on debian/ubuntu and joining your own vpn server does the trick 100%, only "problem" is once you disconnect from the vpn nobody can join you, you have to find a new session if you want to play with other people again.

>>165118784
Use resource manager, suspend gta5.exe for 10 seconds, and resume it. That's it.

>>165118784
Just launch the game and let rockstar's magical p2p coding dump you into an empty lobby after a 5 minute loading screen. :^)

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>>165103528

>>165117818
Then what? Nothing happened.

>>165119584
I bought into the gimmick. It's garbage.

>>165119584
>Muscle tires

The fuck is wrong with you

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>>165103528

admittedly 99% of my love for this is the ear rape horn

>>165119813
this vehicle alone can teach you proper braking points and is one of the most fun vehicles to get good at for that reason

>>165119929
with muscle tires it looks like a proper rally fighter

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>>165120345
I'd rather have this guy. I learned the hard way that the Rebel does not like maximum engine upgrade combined with turbo.

>>165120282
is there any way to get that horn without the use of trainers?

>>165119584
>>165120521
Boy of you get cucked by my BF400 stfu shitters

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>>165120609

Even menus can't give it to you because

>patch menu outfits and car mods
>dont patch invincibility, infinite ammo and explode the session

>>165120664
>Implying >>165120521 is about being THE BEST AT THE GAYME GUISE and not about having fun

If I wanted to be the best 24/7 I would use an actual shitter car like a Zentorno

>>165120609
OpenIV

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>>165103528
Double T

>>165120521
how so and can you prove it

>>165120664
brawler can crash without falling off of it, moot point. A lot of people forget that the brawlers strength is its top speed. Its an offroad capable car that can still go super fast unlike the insurgent, rebel, bifta etc.

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>>165120664
its about sportsmanship, fool

bringing a bf400 to an offroad race is like bringing a hydra to a melee fight; of course you're gonna win

its all about the contest

>>165117246
I'd get the entire breakfast session since it's only 40 dollars total.

>>165122282
What, do you think a 40 dollar breakfast is a good deal or something? I'm sure Micky D's breakfast menu adds up to something around 40 as well, mate.

>>165117246
Yeah I'll have two number 9, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s one with cheese, and a large soda

>>165122669
diet, of course

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>>165117246
>value menu is the exact same price as nearly everything else

>>165120952
>>165121627
>>165121681
>hurt shitters upset I can BTFO anytime the King chooses

kek

bow down

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>>165123646
>>165123646
>unironically referring to yourself as the King
Your title and authority are not recognized within the realms of the God Emperor.

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>>165123646
>m-my car is shitty because I like it that way

Post your best Lester memes

>>165126351
pic?
nic.

>>165126351
oh man the drugs

Nobody is actually attracted to Paige right?

>>165131089
who?

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>>165131089
who wouldnt be? She's regularly been part of the dwayne earl spank bank since the heist update.

>>165131089
did you ever notice those toe shoes she wears?

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>>165131089
"blow me"

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would you peg paige

>>165131797
how about you just lose the baseball cap bl8
maybe that'll fix everything

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>>165131917
do i look cute without it

>>165131959
looks better

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>>165132334
I can't get siq kills without my lucky cap though.

>>165132415
maybe turn it around so the visor isn't blocking your character's eyes then?

>>165116246
sent this picture to r*. enjoy your reset faggot

itali gtb today

>>165103295
I'm a little late but I think a topless/convertible Roosevelt would be pretty awesome

>>165133831
I hope not. Gimme that specter

>>165133831
probably not, the event ends the 17th.

>>165134062
The comet retro came out in the middle of festive surprise so who knows what will happen

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PC crew invite pls.

SC ialokinrebbeu

yeah i'm lv 30 something but my main account got bunned.

Can I join the PC crew? My SC is Cuflock , I already sent a solicitude

>>165134151
Sorry, looks like you're Blacklisted

>>165134059
i'm more looking forward to that too but the predicted release list has been right so far unfortunately.

it's 3am...

>>165134631
Hi, M. See you tomorrow night, better be ready for FUN.

>>165134148
>>165134151
B L A C K L I S T

>>165135041
how come?

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>>165102563
>unironically liking that messy piece of shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4hZLmxOQDE

official lc dlc when

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>when you and your mom try to ignore 14 getting sucked off offscreen

>>165131089
Nah, but people were crazy as fuck about Karen eversince they dug out her unused bikini model, you should see the 25 pages of fanfiction cringe written about her on GTAForums.

http://gtaforums.com/topic/812395-the-unofficial-i-love-karen-daniels-thread/

>>165135110
You're a Eurocuck.

>>165135420
the crew is entirely US based? well shit.

gtag don't do the yuros?

>>165135526
alright i just migrated to the US

>>165135526
we don't like your obsession with us

>>165135751
eh i can take it or leave it

>>165134631
What? Are you some kind of casual? GTA real nigga hours for life mah nigga

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Help

>>165135341

>“In just about 15 seconds, as soon as I got to the level ground at the top of the slope, I lurched ahead, away from Max, and I desperately looked around for the nearest bush. That little butt push didn’t help my intestinal situation; that was for sure.”

>“I quickly saw a suitable small tree, overgrown with vines and flanked by some bushes, and I went running for it, sort of hopping over the weeds and low brush to get there. More grasshoppers and small flying bugs lept out of the grass in front of me. I hoped I wouldn’t land on a snake.”

>“As I ducked behind my little vine-covered modesty tree, I rapidly unbuttoned and slid down my jeans and panties to my knees, spread my feet apart and squatted, without a second to spare. As I relaxed my straining sphincter, I said to myself, ‘Fire in the hole !!’ BLUUURRRCCCCHHHH!”

>“’Wheeeeeewwwww,’ I whistled. That was just too close. As all the sh*t exploded out, I felt so much better, instantly, and then I just squatted there for a minute, recovering. God, what a mess! Then I realized, what the f*ck am I going to use to wipe my ass?”

>“I remembered my wallet. While still squatting with my jeans around my knees, I clumsily rustled them around, until I found my wallet in the back pocket. I took out three R$5 notes and used them, as best I could, to wipe up. That cleanup was about the price of a mocha grande latte at Bean Machine. It was worth it.”


Pretty poetic stuff here.

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Not like this

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>>165137829
>>165137706
It's over pal, you're done.

>>165137706
>>165137829
you're fuckin dead bro
it's over, your life is over
no-one can help you now

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now, to upgrade for all the fancy liveries, or not.

hard choices.

>>165139795
What is this car modeled after? It looks a bit too generic, like the old PS3 cars.

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>>165133831
http://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/60102/Progen-Itali-GTB-Custom-Now-Available-in-GTA-Online

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>>165140346
>For the real movers and shakers of Los Santos, Benny now makes house calls. Qualifying executives can purchase the Custom Auto Shop add-on for their Offices and do their customizing from the comforts of their glass tower.

guys

>>165139795
holy shit it's ugly

How to I into good money? I have some now but I don't want to grind missions/heists all day, especially since I don't have friends

>>165140467

Laziest and ugliest bar of soap I've ever seen.

>>165140502
If you have $1M, buy a CEO office, then use your CEO position to do CEO work until you grind up enough money to get a vehicle garage to do Import/Export

>>165140546
Ok, I'll start saving up for that. What buildings are the CEO offices? Places like maze bank?

>>165140605
Yeah, you can buy offices from the Dynasty8 Executive link from the in game internet

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>log in to a session
>spawn around the corner from some guy who has a bounty
>I'm low rank and a little low on money, might as well get the bounty
>he's checking his map or something while sitting in the intersection
>drive by and kill him
>suddenly Russian squares light up the chat
>slav-nigger must be pissed
>notice he's following me
>get some high ground in a parking garage
>snipe him while he tries to shoot me with some assault rifle
>more slav-squares
>go to leave and mind my own business
>suddenly I see one of those armored military APC's with the mounted gun pop up on the map
>goes and picks up pissed off slav
>they round the corner shooting
>snipe the pissed off slav out of the turret
>get run over by his friend though
>spawn near some walled CQC area
>turtle in there and BTFO them when they try and storm my fortifications
>steal their shitter-truck and run over the owner
>blow it up with sticky bombs
>they spawn in an armored Kurameme
>the tides have turned.jpg
>they were so assmad they spend around an hour repeatedly chasing me down with the kurameme (and another APC) killing me while I BTFO them every time I draw them out of a corner
>they even go off the radar at one point when they have to chase me on foot
>eventually they left when I got into another fortified location and their meme machinegun machine blew up from all the cops(I think)
>mfw I don't even care that I have less money than when I logged on today
Why is it so entertaining to get slavs assblasted?

>>165141014
>every time I draw them out of a corner
fuck, I meant every time I drew them out of the car

>>165141014
>>165141082
You don't know the pleasure of fucking with gopniks using a mod menu.

Especially using the rape animation on them gets them mad as fuck.

>>165141796
>rape animation
You wot m8?

>>165142187
>He doesn't know

>>165142458
I'm a shitter that just started recently, so no I don't.
Hol up, is this the same thing SJW's were getting ptsd from way back when? I want into the sekrit club now.

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>>165103528

>>165142645
Yes it was.

If you want in google GTA 5 force hax

Not free though and high chance kikestar will give you the ban hammer if you abuse it.

>>165143016
>kikestar ruins fun
Thanks but I'm good. Don't want any of that noise. I'll just stay in my comfy little bubble and poke at slavs

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>>165103528
b e s t

>>165110925
Everyone thinks their general is the worst.

so how's the new car? worth a buy?

>>165143353
but this one actually is

>>165143693
the stock one is kind of fun so far without a spolier, like an 811 but less extreme and more competative. With a spoiler it understeers like crazy and is glued to the road... meh. (also, the stock one has a shitload of customization- pretty sure bennys is just liveries and interior but not sure)

Really though, with supers, just buy the ones you think look nice.

>>165143016
>"kikestar"
>actually paying for cheats
So what then, is mommy gonna buy you a new copy for the 60€ after you get permabanned?
Last time I checked, you get a sweet shark card for just 4€ if you buy the bundle ;)

>>165144417
Hello kikestar shill.

>>165140052
Mostly the Trion Nemesis with the back of a McLaren 570S.

The regular is decent, not as well-modeled as the T20, but holy shit there's a million wrong things with the Custom.

>>165144417
$0.02 has been deposited into your Rockstar® Shill Account™.

>>165144692
Also, do you have to pay for the cheats each time shit gets patched?

>>165145015
No it's a subscription service.

>>165121491
Double T is a favorite of mine as well. Used the Bati for a while and just never really liked it, used the Double T and it was good.

>>165121491
>>165145326
How can you like the Double T? Its right side is such a modeling cancer that the body melts into the low-res engine block unlike the left side.

Not at home atm, what does the Itali cost? Not interested in the custom version.

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Rockstar can't make a decently modified car for shit, who do they always use the most extreme mods and bright neon colors and chrome rims?

It's fucking cancer.

>>165145540
They know their audience.

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>>165145159
Holy shit I thought you were just messing with me but it's real.

Damn, to think people are willing to throw away this much cash just to feel like their favorite supervillain for a brief moment is beyond me.

>>165145540
They know ther-
>>165145589
oh

>>165145482
1.89 million, handles similarly to the 811.

is the comet R competitive?

>>165145540
To be fair hypercars and eyecancer are pretty much inseparable.

>>165145409
because driving the double T is like driving the bike version of a zion. Its handling is pure sex, best in class.

>>165145820
No, it's even slower than the regular Comet.

>>165145707
>ther-

>>165145409
I haven't noticed any issues visually, except for the scrape marks that appear on vehicles when you hit them

When do you guys decide to scrap a car instead of delivering it? Those missions with the heli chasing you are pure fucking shit.

>>165145956
>Yo-

>>165145747
Thanks.

>handles similarly to the 811

That sucks, I really despise the handling on that car. Might buy it anyway just to have it sit next to the T20 in the garage.

>>165146047
If I step outside and my Assistant says I need a Cargobob, even though I own one, I automatically switch sessions.

They are a pain in the ass because of the endless waves of cheating Buzzard pilots who can use their goddamn miniguns in 360, we on the other hand are stuck with a fixed forward position and it barely does damage to the NPCs.

Ironically, I always got that mission for standard range cars, all the more reason to switch sessions.

>>165146047
Everytime I grind them solo and I get a standard/mid range car. I've delivered over 200 cars now and I really can't be assed to do the ones worth less than 80k in profit.

>>165146047
Grinding is about time, not profits. If you source a car, sell it, otherwise the time is wasted completely.

Unless you are grinding in a way that you have plenty of time (like if you are only doing import/export and can source more cars than you need.) For that anything more than 10k isnt worth it since the sell cooldown is your only limit. But you really shouldnt be if you just want to make money, do biker work, vip missions, or (vomits) crates while it cools down. Tossing a car and sourcing another pays less than keeping a 34k car and doing headhunter.

>>165146421
Fill your garage with every standard and mid range you can source and don't sell any, afterwards you're guaranteed that you will only get top range cars.

If you have duplicate standard/mid range cars like two Bestias with the same plate, sell them or destroy them, otherwise you'll still get more standard/mid range cars.

>>165139795
Buttfucking ugly.

>>165132415
got a webm of that rocket double kill against the shitters on the yacht last night?

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>>165147017
I think we all need to take a moment here, and just take a long solid look at the customs back end and think real hard what rockstar was trying to do.

>>165147212
They were trying their best to please people with extremely bad taste.

I think they succeeded on it.

>have a zentorno as baby's first supercar
>ask around here about an upgrade after grinding some dosh
>everyone screams tempesta
>watch linked videos saying it's good
>get it
>it's literally the zentorno without edgy bits
Fuck you and fuck your memes. I just wasted 1.5mil on literally the same car you shitheads.

>>165147212
looks like another turismo

>>165147343
So sell your old one.

>>165147212
Did a 12 year old model these pieces of shit?

>>165147343
You should have gotten the x80, REEEE or Nero

>>165147343
>>watch linked videos saying it's good
>>get it

Did you seriously not do any research? Zentorno has better top speed and acceleration, it's the Tempesta's handling that gives it the edge on Broughy's test track.

>>165147471
I realize this now...

>>165147562
They have literally the exact same stats 100%.

>>165147471
Which one's the REEEE?

>>165147638
>They have literally the exact same stats 100%.

Except they dont?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RgWYEoSRRw

The Tempesta even takes off first, but the Zentorno beats it in acceleration and top speed.

>>165147713
RE-7B

>>165147638
dont read the stats, they are harder to read than they appear and handling flags and real time calculations muddle things up. If you go to the spreadsheet and look at the sports classics, the mamba has the best traction, but when you go to drive the mamba it handles like shit. Also, there are different stats on the tempesta for some fields, also a different model which is calculated in real time by the game engine.

You have to use real world examples. Drag races, tests, broughy tests etc.

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>>165148835
Good taste, nice colour, cool jacket.

10/10

Anyone doing anything fun right now?

>>165149204
Define fun.

>>165149204
Enter the Gungeon

>>165147212
what the fuck is that thing

So no vehicle sales this week it looks like? I was hoping that rumored Insurgent sale would trigger today, but I'm guessing no.

>>165149182
Thanks fampai

>>165149982
>wanting an Insurgent

>>165148835
what jacket

>>165150090
It's the shitter-mobile of choice.

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>>165146047
Why do people still have problems with people chasing you?
Just drive for a little bit off the road and full on stop and get out when the red dots appear and fight 2-4 waves depending on the tier of the car
The absolute worst case scenario is cargobob stealing and that's because of them having you taking on buzzards with aimbot but it's easy to just reach the beach and drop the car without it taking damage and then shooting down the buzzards with the mini gun save a few bullshit deaths
This is exactly why I grind car sales alone

>>165150246
armored v12 is better

>>165150656
Can't you just have friends escort in a Hydra?

>>165151358
I work alone because most of my GTA friends aren't always online like I am and having friends in the session risks more cunts coming in

>>165150090
>>165150770

Agreed, but I already have a V12 armored.

RE7B or X80?

>>165151753
do you race? If you do, whichever you like the look of. If you don't, then why do you need one?

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>>165147212
Those inner lights look like USA-colored popcicles.

>>165151942
>inner lights

>>165151942
Oh wait they're exhaust. Lmao fucking disgusting either way.

I want to bang the qt female assistant

>>165152221
I want to be your qt female assistant

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>tfw stuck in a car with some lagging BR all the way to the airfield in the prison break setup mission

>>165152605
they all have BR in their handle to warn you, you know.

Should have quit while you had the chance.

>>165152702
These ones didn't. Just generic level-30s.

>>165152746
bruh. doing heists with anyone below 50 is just a bad idea.

>>165152817
I don't exactly have a choice, whoever runs GTAG ignored me.

>Join Pacific Standard finale with randoms
>Host is level 86 and the other two are 106 and 16
>Host for some reason makes the level 16 the demolition
>We go through the usual explanation of what to do to him, but get no response
>Everything goes well until it comes time to grab the money, when the level 16 starts grabbing it as well
>I finally look at his name and see that he's Russian
>It turns out the 106 random is Russian as well, but speaks pretty good English and is able to explain the rest of the plan of to the demo
>Everything else goes smoothly and we escape with 1.1M
That could have gone a lot worse.

http://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/60102/Progen-Itali-GTB-Custom-Now-Available-in-GTA-Online
>If you've ever made passionate love to an angry jungle cat you'll have some idea what Benny can do to this thing

i guess this thing is for furries???

>>165150126
The Pfister racing jacket, you find it under Racing Jackets.

>>165153098
>Join Pac Standard finale with randos
>Everyone is high level and seems to know what they're doing
>Time to exit the bank
>Everyone including the money carrier runs out
>Losing money like a guy with diarrhea losing his shit
>Host grabs kuruma but goes directly for the dinghy
>Finish with less than 900k

>>165153405
https://twitter.com/rockstargames/status/445931254190706688
That really shouldn't surprise you

>>165153748
Still could be worse. I've gotten down to the $500K limit with randos before. Honestly they should just let it go all the way down to zero to teach people like that a lesson.

>>165153842
god damn. I don't want to shit on anyone's fetish because I have plenty of my own, but god damn.

Fucking stupid ass shit

>>165153842
>Franklin:tiger

That really doesn't look like a fucking tiger.

>tfw you fuck over a streamer who tried to attack you so hard that they get their viewers to spam report you so hard you get a month-long auto-ban
I'm not sure how to feel.

>>165153748
>spirit animals

They really didn't want to say the word, huh? Otherwise Online would've been a much bigger shithole of furfags like TF2 by now.

>>165155105
>fuck over
You're being very vague here; did you do anything against the ToS?

>>165155251
Meant to reply to (>>165153842), my bad.

>>165155262
Nope. Just rekt his hydra over and over with my buzzard and then hit him with the blades when he tried to parachute out the last time.

>>165155543
>hit him with the blades when he tried to parachute out the last time.
if you didn't record that i will be very disappointed

>>165155785
I didn't. I was cackling too hard to remember to use shadow play or the in-game...

tfw was in the 70s
log in one day and get message saying that my RP was set to 330k
Not sure what that translated to, enter a session
>level fucking 43
Why would this happen, I even transfered my character from xbox360 version at level 55, so it hasn't been level 43 for a couple years or so. Also the most illegal thing I did was dick around a hacker while he dropped money and even then that was a week ago, between which I put in a support ticket for a deleted car and that had no problem

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>>165155785
It's fun when it happens.

>>165155105
Don't they have to be in-game to report you for game-related things? I think the SC website only lets you report offensive names and such.

Still, I am deeply sorry for your loss, though I can't help but want to high-five you. You singlehandedly made a dipshit streamer so giga-assmad that he had to run crying to his audience to rageban you. Be fucking proud.

>>165156149
you should put in a ticket with rockstar so they can set you character back all the way to level 1

>>165156149
>log in one day
as in, today?

>>165156320
couple days ago, I'm just still upset about it and i'm sperging about it now
>>165156301
Already put in ticket asking for them to just ban me so I can get off this wild ride

>>165156272
Nope, you just have to be online in social club not the game apparently. When I called support they said the reports were for "harrasment" and that "an extremely large number" of people all reported me within 20 minutes. The part that's a bit annoying is it's a threshold auto-ban, but the R* policy says they can't reverse any non-permenant bans, so no GTA for me for a month...

>>165156548
>Autists with autistic followings can literally ban anyone they want for a month
I feel like we can also use this to our advantage

>>165145820
No... T_T

>>165156486
>Already put in ticket asking for them to just ban me

fucking hell anon. If you already have a death wish, just take the gamble and install a trainer and give yourself a couple of billion, bump up your rank to 135 and see if you dodge the next banwave by some miracle.

Not that you can unmark that ticket you already made.

>>165156694
That takes effort and /gtag/ is as low effort as you can get.

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Well?

>>165157194
Just name it some shitty meme like everyone else and get it over with.

>>165157194
Effective Tools

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Anyone do a speed test on the Itali vs. the Nero?

>>165157194
Duck Sickers Inc.

>>165157194
dubs for cumfart

>>165157194
jabronis

>>165157287
>speed test
what the fuck are you even asking?

>>165157339
Stupid, newfig

>>165157287
It's slow as shit.

>>165157287
i did a test and they were fast

>>165157434

Me want know which car better

>>165157512
was one faster?

Anyone up for heists or running cars?

SC: ChrisGrizzly

>>165157194
'A Organization'

>>165157574
Sure, I'd be down for either one.

>>165157574
not with a crew killer like you

>>165157718

niggers get mad when I accidentally hit you with a car and you proceed to "try" to kill me with 5 people. Wrekt your shit in and you cry like a little girl.

>>165157693

was that you who just added me? not showing you online

>>165158018
Yeah, just hopping on now.

>>165157557
it was fast, yes

my warframe is strong

>>165158102
i think i'll buy a dump now

>>165158192
Why buy one when you can make one