/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

1st for jack off session right now in chat playing "who's who"

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xth for honku

oh annie, haha!

Why is it that if a CEO quits the session because I'm kicking his ass during his CEO Job, I don't get paid?

xth for radio mirror park

>>164544743
acid bro checkin in..

how do I gta lol, this shit is intense RN

>>164545049
DUDE

THIS JUST IN

NullProphet aka Anniechu was Pixlefox all along

Pass it on.

Is it true Annie only ERPs with asian guys?
How do I force her to take the superior white dong?

>>164544857
oh pixle, haha!

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When the fuck can we ban Null/Annie from the crew already? She is literally the center of every single fucking drama episode we've had for the past YEAR.

Kill-on-sight list:

>French/Brazilian/Russian/Chinese players
>Gang/Military/Mafia/MC/Reddit crew players
>Beggars
>Squeakers
>Anyone who leaves their microphone on without speaking (produces static)
>Anyone wearing all-black operator gear and/or driving an all-black car
>Anyone wearing a Rebreather
>Anyone wearing a Doom mask (specifically black)
>Anyone wearing a Pogo/Skeletal mask (unironically)
>Anyone wearing a police uniform (unironically)
>Anyone resembling an urban hood/stoner
>Anyone wearing a fedora/pork-pie/top-hat
>Anyone bearing a face tattoo
>Anyone with solid sclera (red, black, white, etc.)
>Anyone driving an obscenely-colored car that does not fit any notable references
>Anyone driving a gold-plated/chrome-plated vehicle
>Anyone driving a Zentorno/Penetrator/Nero/Futo/Blista Compact (those not officially approved by GTAG)
>Anyone driving a Shotaro (with mudguards and/or Tron suit)
>Anyone driving an RE-7B/X80/Tyrus (outside of races only)
>Anyone driving a Kuruma (armoured)
>Anyone driving an Insurgent
>Anyone driving a Ruiner 2000
>Anyone driving an Armored Boxville (2+ players only)
>Anyone driving a Turreted Limo (2+ players only)
>Anyone operating a Valkyrie (2+ players only)
>Anyone operating a Savage (low-flying only)
>Anyone operating a Hydra/Lazer (Approach with caution once airborne)
>Anyone who uses pink/gold weapon skins
>Anyone who uses 'luxury' weapon skins (Regular Sniper Rifle, Advanced Rifle, and Pistol .50 exempt)
>Any non-friend or non-member with a red blip
>Any player heading toward you in reverse
>Any group of players heading toward you in a convoy
>All players with marijuana-related names
>Anyone with a minimum of four X's in their name
>Anyone performing TT (heavily-populated public lobbies only)
>Players citing the Kill-on-Sight list in-game

Feel free to make suggestions. For the sake of accuracy, "KOS creator" is omitted from the list.

>>164545274
Because people keep replying to your posts.

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>>164545274
Maybe if u stop talking about I, "we" could finally get some peace.

>>164545274
>she

>>164545309
>TT
So I don't get fucked up, are you referring to trash talking or something else?

>>164545761
>what's TT

Is it worth it to upgrade the Fucker1000 to the Custom variant?

I rather like its stock form.

>>164545067
DUDE

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>>164545871
I'm new and I legitimately don't know. I just don't want to accidentally be a dick and end up on the /gtag/ kill list.

>>164545959
It has some nice bodywork and liveries exclusive for the custom version. I'd look at a youtube video the gta series one, which looks at the customization options and see for yourself if you think it's worth it. Besides, the upgrade is quite cheap for this one.

>>164546036
If you manage to be a TT'er without knowing what TT is, that would be quite an accomplishment. Besides, don't take that list seriously and stop acting like a mong.

You also don't want to be in the crew. It's only meme-spouting retards who are literal cancer in it. And if you're not like that yourself, you won't fit in and they will let you know.

>>164546158
Just tell me what the fuck TT is

>>164545309

>Anyone driving an RE-7B/X80/Tyrus (outside of races only)

but why

>>164546250
>literal racecars
may remove the Tyrus later though, X80 has to stay because of most expensive=best mentality

>>164546391

but it is the best (race) super

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>coming off a jump wrong and getting flooded in H200

Who is the nicest most kind hearted autist in gtag?

>>164546427
yeah, and the most expensive one so shitters are statistically more likely to have it. i'll remove that too if i don't see any shitters driving it within the next few days

>>164546815
Jrv if you don't piss him off

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>>164546427
Except the RE-7B is the best super to use in races, by far.

Even not counting the racecars, you're better off using the Tempesta than the X80 anyway. It's just as fast around a proper track, and is MUCH easier to control, leading to more consistent times.

>>164546213
TT refers to time trial, a free roam activity where the player must get from one point to another in or under the allotted time for a monetary reward. TTing in this context refers to using a cheat to teleport the player to and from the start and end positions of the time trial, resulting in the player gaining $1000 every 1-2 seconds.

I think.

Which of the four offices have the best view out the window? Location doesn't fucking matter so might as well pick the one most pleasant to look at.

>>164546971

I got 2.7 mil, could buy an X80 but if the Tempesta is as good or better idk

>>164547080
Oh, thanks

>>164547170
If you give a shit about Broughy testing, he got almost the same time in the Tempesta that the X80 got around his course. From personal experience, I can say that the Tempesta is much more stable and consistent than the X80, and looks a hell of a lot better too.

>>164546815
>>164546885

I hear blater is a really nice man. Molded Jrv in his image.

Anybody else notice that with the ban wave it seems nobody has the Maze Bank office and there are no yachts out at sea? It's pretty sad if the only people doing well were hacking.

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>>164547630
>look at gtag session, I'm the only one with a yacht.

My damn.

>>164547630
Who the fuck would buy a yacht with anything other than hackerbux?

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>>164547679
>owned yacht
>pixlefox's yacht

>I'm the only one with a yacht.

>>164547682
The point is that the game is so fucking skewed your best shots are hacking or shark cards.

Here's to hoping by the end of 2017 ill have grinded enough to afford one.

>>164547764
Don't bother, there's nothing to do with it. If I could sell mine I would.

>>164547449

I'm not 100% sold on the Tempesta looks. Honestly prefer the 811

>>164547794
The point is, hitting that point while still having money to spend is the dream in this game. But for that kind of mentality you'd need some twenty million at the least.

>>164545440
I'm still attempting to figure out whether or not it's a joke, because "they" sounded like a gril, and nothing like a feminine boy or anything, or maybe it's because I'm slow or that processing issue my psychologist said I have.

>>164547841
This is kind of how I've been playing since the first VIP update came out. I made a rule to never drop below one million in the bank. Now, with the crates and vehicle warehouses I've pushed my rule up to at least having five million.

I know it's stupid. The worst thing is it's led me to not spend at all basically, I'll save upp 10 million and then buy something worth 1-3 million. At least I always have that feeling of being empty on the inside but a lot of virtual toys to play with.

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>>164548114
>caring what people you'll need meet are

>>164545871
Time trial hack. No one ever told me either.

>>164548171
What?

>>164548171
Could try saying that again in English?

>>164547679
Hey Annie/Pixlefox

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A GTA Online session a day will maintain your daily happiness

>>164548362
Fuck off

>>164547823
Tbh I haven't seen a super I like the look of. Maybe I'm just not a fan of hypercar styling. Idk. I'm not even a fan of the sultan RS (what the hell is the downpipe doing on the side, I want an option for it to go out the back) or the banshee 900r (meh all around, sounds hella annoying and no different from its sports counterpart) and desu neither one of those even belong in the super category at all.

They need to do a Jester retro or something. A first gen NSX, maybe in the sports class? I'd be all over that in a heartbeat.

>>164548362
>Happiness

What's that?

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>>164548401

>>164548596
Fuck off

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>>164546049
>mfw Custom version removes the gauge cluster

Shit, I'm glad I took your advice and watched that vid. I looked at a couple others but didn't notice that detail, and it would have bugged the piss out of me to not have a speedo/tach. Thanks, kind anon.
I still think I'll pick up another for a project bike, though. Some of those customizations are giving me ideas, and ~330K ain't shit in the long run.

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>>164548581
Something that even a brief description isn't enough to explain

>>164548581
I think it's like the opposite of misery, or at least so I've heard.

>>164545309
Add any weed/stoner related crews to the kill list. So many 12 year old shitters in crews with the tag (HIGH) or (WEED).

Just kinda annoying desu

>>164548401
>>164548626
The origin of the gremlinposter is this >>164530936

>>164548736
So not in a constant state of sadness or depression?

STUNT RACES ARE DOUBLE PAY

EASY MONEY IS EASY

>>164548848
Lil sneaky fuckin autocorrect bullshit

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Best song from this game's Soundtrack?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6Pry8ltnlc

>>164548973
I think so, but I've never experienced it myself so all I have is what I've been told about it.

>>164549456
My dude.

>>164549456
*hugs*

>>164549567
Seems it disappeared.

>>164549123
Fuck off spic.

>>164544959
>Channel X masterrace reporting in

>>164549709
I'm white

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Newfag coming back to GTAO from two or so years of inactivity, what are some ways to get money? What does /gtag/ recommend?

>pic unrelated

>>164550014
Play the game

>>164550092
Damn, wish I thought of that

>>164550149
Well that's what I'm here for.

>>164549456
same 2bh

>>164550207
me too thanks

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>>164549456
same because no qt gtag asian waifu

>sourcing vehicles with little to no repair costs
>game decides i am having too much fun
>spawns a top range car with one door missing, automatically incurring $3000 in repairs
th-thanks rockstar

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>>164548114
isn't this her?

>>164551000
I'll tell you, but you have to post your credit card info and CVV first

>>164551000
where are the breasts

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>>164544857
>>164545165
>>164548353
People do it everyday, they talk to themselves; they see themselves as they'd like to be, they don't have the courage you have, to just run with it.

>>164551171
above the dick

>>164551000
source?

>>164551664
She sent it to me

>>164551907
*I found it on the internet

>>164550223
And people said we weren't helpful...

>>164552068
>91 posts in about literal nothing about the game

fuck


OFF

>>164549840
If you like that song then you're a beaner at heart. Which makes it worse.

>>164545959
when you upgrade it, it loses its ability to wheely decently.

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>create new character
>inherit existing character's rank
>pretty low rank with a shitty 6 car garage, and not even 20k in the bank, but whatever
>pop into game
>suddenly I own a bitchin apartment and 10 car garage at Del Perro Heights
What

>>164552145
Not very helpful at all, senpai

>>164552398
New characters are automatically given a high end apartment to do Heists

>>164552870
wew, alright then

>>164545309

>autism

The only Super you should own is the Sultan RS
Every other Super is shitter-tier.

>race
>custom vehicles allowed

the fastest way to not have fun

>>164555568
The fastest way to filter out scrubs like you.

>>164555568
>level 155 host
>highest level out of everyone else is 65
>Custom Vehicles: on
That host was me.

>>164555601
>scrub because i don't have an expensive modded car
>when it's a race where the host didn't have a custom car i came in first

how about no

>>164555889
>Needing to make excuses
What a scrub

>>164555889
>expensive modded car
>expensive means best
A scrub indeed.

>>164555568
Because everybody racing in the same vehicle (or losing) is fun!
Fuck you. At least with custom cars there's some personality. Should just buy a couple of the staple cars if you want to compete.

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>stunt racing
>listening to Los Santos Rock Radio
>nice racing song is on
>ends during the race
>cats in the cradle out of nowhere
>change to the pop station as fast as possible
>doesn't help and I fly off the track and become extremely depressed

Is selling in mc business the same as selling crates?
If you sell crates you get more money the more you have crates.
But if you have 5 bars for 420k $, do you have that 1/5 of the money on one bar?

>>164556471
it's much less risk, you can buy supplies to fill up easier/lower your profits, and you get partial credit proportion to how much of the stuff was successfully delivered on sales, it's not pass/fail like crate warehouses. You make less/more depending on whether or not you sell locally or long distance. If you buy supplies, you have to sell long distance or you wont make a profit.
> if you have 5 bars for 420k $, do you have that 1/5 of the money on one bar?
sort of, but you also get a rival bonus so it changes.

>>164556650
so lets say i have 500k for 5 bars, i will have 100k for one bar?

>>164556786
in theory, but like i said it changes depending on local/long distance and also depending on the rival bonus, which is naturally a bigger number if the base sell is larger in the first place.

>>164557090
Yes thats why i am asking. Because of 5 bars i need 3 more people. And i want to sell alone without losing money otherwise i would try to find people for selling.

>>164557131
you're missing out on the rival bonus but other than that what you're doing is viable. It's better to just ask some friends to help you though.

>>164557236
>friends

>>164557236
>friends
Well okay that rival bonus isnt that much, right?

Is there a cap on how much money you can make in a single race? I've been doing 5 laps.

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>>164557302
depends.

Here you'll see I made almost 100k extra from the rival bonus on top of the 420k you get by default for cocaine long distance.

When that bonus is applied to my large warehouse, I've gotten as much as 500k extra from the rival bonus.

You'll notice I'm flying a jet in all my screenshots. This is necessary for protecting the sale and sucking up the rival bonus from the rando peasants, aka friends.

>>164557520
*therefore friends are necessary

>>164554570
>join gtag, ask to trade racewins
>waah we shud race in 1st person
>waah we shud race mussels
>waah or we shud race bikes

How the hell have you been?

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>>164545309
I though this list was mostly hyperbola for the sake of amusement but I guess not since you got that buttblasted about people adding KOS creator into it

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>There isn't a four top-tier car collection
Fuck you rockstar, I want 500K

>>164559980
Fuck you man. I miss like 1-2 cars on EVERY collection and cant finish it no matter what. Instead i get cargobob mission on shittiest cars.

I wish biker had more stuff.

>>164559883
well thats one way to imagine your online friends...

>>164551000
with feet like that bitch prolly has a bigger cock than me

>>164560074
Honestly, unless you have collection that's all top tiers, it's not really worth it compared to just selling all top tiers

>>164547105
Lombank west

>>164551000
>Annie confirmed DFC
bueno

Is there a guide/tips on optimizing the game?

>>164560767
Lower settings run faster

>>164559883
ur gay

>>164560767
Check the OP.

Also distance scaling, reflection quality, and grass quality are really heavy hitters.

>the city of aida

>>164561371
aida is only in gtag to be bullied
fucking fat shark poster

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Post mods

>>164548504
>>164547449
Tempesta has a ugly back.

>>164561032
Thanks.

Not sure how I missed that so sorry about that.
I've seemed to find out how to run it better. DSR to 4k, FXAA on gets better framerate. Weird.

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how possible is it to make a decent looking Eddie Murphy in GTAO?

I'm thinking about changing it but i'm somewhat fond of my current setup and don't want to go changing it for something that looks like shit

>>164563184
what 'bout ingame framescaling instead of dsr? which is better?

>>164563396
i tried that before and it honestly makes no difference
i get 45fps in the city, with 3/4 reduction i still get 45.
anything more and it's a blurry mess

focus on lowering the actual resolution, play in windowed borderless if you want

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Who on the team at cockstar decided it was a fun mechanic to have pedestrian cars be PROGRAMMED to run into you on purpose or at least try to? They will run into the wrong lane and at intersections they will spawn and pace themselves according to your inputs.

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>>164550509
>He doesn't have one

>>164564238
get good

>>164551000
CUTE
U
T
E

>>164564057
i was thinkin about going up actually

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>people vote for freeroam, forcing everybody out of the lobby
Thanks a lot, you fucking cockheads. I was looking forward to starting a new lobby and staring at it for 10 minutes before a significant amount of people join.

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>>164559883
tfw no gf is hitting me hard lately, nofap 2017 is dangerous

>>164564669
>forcing everybody out of the lobby
Except that's wrong

>>164564669
no prob dude

>>164564718
Kill yourself, retard

>>164564718
same here, im starting to lose it

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>>164564739
Well that's just what happened. To me, at least.

>>164564813
Probably because you didn't vote for what you wanted to do and just assumed that everybody voting for something different meant you didn't have to.

>>164564718
>nofap 2017
Thats fuckin retarded, you are reaching panda-tier laziness. Start lifting you fags, its much more useful.

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>>164564863
But anon.
I did.

>>164564918
Not a bad idea. Really not fapping is great when you find a hobby or passion to dump that energy in. Nofap was fun when it was a /b/ challenge not the fucking cult it turned into.

>>164565274
>not fapping is great when you find a hobby or passion to dump that energy in
You act like fapping takes hours out of your day or something.

>>164549068
I made 180k in an hour on Stunt races last night. Was bangin'.

>>164555691
What about slipmeme/catchdown?

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>>164562935

>>164563360
Put a banana in your tailpipe

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Post your favorite car.

>>164549068
For how long?

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>>164565875
Was set to non-contact, so no to both.
>mfw I've won almost every race tonight because the average shitter has to rely on their racing skill, of which they have none
Cash-fucking-money.

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>>164566432

>>164566861
True taste

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>>164566734
>iktf
Jerooski was mad because he was wrangling the shitters before I showed up.

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>>164566432

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>>164566432

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>>164566432

How much bars do i get on a full refill and all upgrades in a mc business?

>>164567074
>players not in first place talking shit
this will never not be funny

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>"Why are you putting it on 7 laps you spastic?"
Top kek.

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~~~~ATTENTION~~~~

The commissioners of GTAG have decided that when you are in a session with another GTAG member you must say something to them and let them know you are about to shit on randoms.

This is in order to improve relations the GTAG crew and help everyone have a better time when playing.

Obviously we are coming from a place that tends to be harsh, but we don't have to bring that into the game, at least not bring it against each other in the crew.

>>164568085
I'm trying to get used to the fact that not placing 1st = loss. It feels like at least the top 3 or so should count as wins, for larger groups anyway.

>>164568362
What?

>>164568362
i say hi but nobody answers

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>>164568362
for it is the will of the horseman

>>164568362

This is fuckin stupid

t. comfyfag

>>164568362
Discord shitters are literal autists, why would you post their circlejerking drama chat?

>>164568362
no
also nys

>>164568362
demote kaz when

>>164551000
Where tha tits at tho

>>164568710
>>164551171
if she had tits she wouldn't be playing with us D:

>>164568649
are you upset youre not invited?

>>164561032
Water quality and grass quality kills my FPS. Not only does it fuck my Fury X in the ass, it taped the CPU while it's at it. I swear grass murders my CPU in terms of load.

>>164568362

why are bronies allowed there?

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>>164568362

>>164568362
Yes, please remember that you have to both call dibs and honour anyone else's dibs.

>>164566432
Dinka_jester.Jpg

I don't have a picture and am too lazy to upload and find one. Also applicable is: Dinka Blista (EP3 Type R/So) and Dinka Blista Compact (CRX).

More Hondas when

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is this normal?

>>164568362
My cup runeth over with reasons to avoid discord.

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>>164568362

>>164568757
Yeah, guess so

>>164568362
>bringing something up that's not only old news, but has been talked over and doesn't belong in the thread in the first place

>>164548291
>>164548351
>caring what people you'll never meet are (sexually or professionally specifically)

>>164568757
To be honest WoW is where the grils are at judging by the frequency my friend has got decent looking girls on Skype naked for him from that game

>>164569250
B-but muh depression
Muh lack of happiness
Muh suicidal thoughts and actions

>>164569398
The point was more along the lines of just go with it and have fun because whether or not they are full of shit doesn't matter

>>164568362
>guys please be nice

stfu cuck, why the fuck isn't there a purge of retards at the top?

>putting people under the age of 21 in charge of anything

fuck off

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>>164568362
densetsu no baitposting

>new player
>want to get into top-end races
>need a supercar
I've only got 1mil. What should I get? I'm not expecting to win, just hopefully be competitive.

>>164571050
Zentorno.

>>164571102
I have a med. warehouse that I would like to trade in for a second large. It has crates in it. If I trade in the med. to a large will my crates carry over? Thank you and I'll take my answer off the air.

>>164571102
That's honestly not the answer I was expecting. Thanks anon.

What makes it better than the other ones in the sub-1-mil range?

>>164571543
Rockstar makes affordable and competitive cars for each class. Then Zentorno is that for the supers. It's a good mix of speed and traction.

I miss Broof

>>164572291
How is the Zentorno versus the Penetrator? They both are under a million and seem competitive.

>>164569039
the only correct answer so far
i'd post a picture of my edgymobile but i cant be fucked to load for 10 minutes just for that

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>>164568362
>furry degeneracy
>discord
>"drama"
kill it with fire

is there a way to avoid the ridiculous amounts of hackers? its either planes being launched at me or all my shit being taken away or having a trail of money spawn behind causing a shit ton of shitlords to track me down and murder me.

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>>164572667
The Zentorno looks like a bad ass Batmobile.

The Penetrator looks like a catfish.

You be the judge of what you'd prefer to drive.

what's the car with the best butt

>>164573963
Nero has a great butt

so does the tempesta

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>>164573963
Trophy Truck!

>>164573963
Adder

>>164573854
Join GTAG sessions.

>>164574079
>Tempesta
It's fucking ugly man

>>164573963
Bestia. Virgo classic has the best front

>>164573854
Nothing wrong with the modders who spawn in money.
Now, the assholes who abuse the mod powers to abuse you/others should be lynched.

>>164573963
surano

>>164573868
You mean batass Batmobile

>>164573868
anyone have that webm of the guy jumping off the airport airport parking lot, driving around the white circle walls, then landing back on the same roof?

>>164573963
Whichever car Moony is in.

>>164575663
but WHERE is moony?

she's the love of my life.

>>164545154
tfw cucked eternally

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>>164568362
Kill everything without a crew blip you faggot.

>>164575731
Good question. I read here that she was banned due to TT, etc. but that doesn't add up because I've seen her come online for a few minutes before going back off line multiple times.

>>164574121
But is it viable against a competent Sanchez user?
If only Rockstar would just remove it from the fucking off-road class. It's not like they care about making vehicles invalidated. At this point they may as well rename the class to "motocross".

>>164569039
>Dinka Jester
>Honda
It's an Acura

>>164576525
maybe she's just playing other games...

;_;

>>164576525
You mean like Maik?
Hint: He's banned as well

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Rate muh cars, then post yours i-if you want to...

>>164577865
everything looks fine besides that tempesta, I know it's modeled on the huracan but the lime green in this game is not good.

>>164576812
Well you can see in that clip I'm in 4th. Ended up finishing the race at that spot ahead of a ton of Sanchez riders.

So to answer your question, yes and no. You can really bully a Sanchez off the track if you play dirty, but against someone who really knows what they're doing, the Trophy Truck just can't take the corners like a bike can.

>>164578449
>Comparing it to the Sanchez when the BF400 demolishes the Sanchez
Top kek.

>>164578537
I was answering his question, anon.

>>164578629
Yeah, I misread and thought you were also talking about the Sanchez earlier. But you're wrong about your answer anyway. A competent Trophy Truck driver should be on par with a competent Sanchez driver.

>>164578778
>A competent Trophy Truck driver should be on par with a competent Sanchez driver.
Just be wrong man. Don't double down with lies.

>>164579096
>Don't double down with lies.
Wait, what? What was my first "lie"?
Anyway, it definitely is on par.
https://youtu.be/gKwkiK6zsqY?t=1m3s

>>164579468
>Lets test the off road class vehicles on a city street test track!

Broughy isn't the be all end all. His videos should just be used as a point of reference, nothing more.

There's a lot more variables when you're racing against opponents on a track that's not this one.

>>164579785
Okay, so you have a better test that points out they're not on par? Because I'm not seeing any other facts.

>>164577793
I'm not friends with Maik so I cannot comment.

>>164545274
if you hate drama on the internet so much maybe you should try not giving a shit, like a normal person

>>164559742
it wouldn't make any sense, not even as a joke

>always see comments about the GTAG Discord being a cesspool
>get there
>it's a normal place
>normal conversations

I don't know why I even trust 4chan anymore.

>>164580515
t. null

>>164580606

Good try senpai. That only confirms that some people here are even more autistic than the Discord ones.

>>164580679
shilling your circlejerk without any links, baka

>>164579858
Why are you getting so worked up about this?

His tests are on a closed course under perfect world scenarios. Also "FASTEST LAP TIME ON BROUGHY TEST COURSE" doesn't win races.

There are variables such as player interaction, course technicalities, driver competence, etc.

Does that clear things up for you?

>>164581102
seeing as you made that post, my bet is that it is not. Your previous post was fine, he didn't understand, he's retarded

>trophy cucks + desert ragers vs. buttfucker400s + dirty sanchezes

>>164581287
Sanchez might be a casualty but his side will win

>>164545309
Add to the list
>CEOs that actively interfere with other CEO work.

These fuckers are cancer beyond belief. What the fuck is the point of the CEO shit if I can't make any fucking money off it with 20 fucking retards running around in Karumas and Hydras

>>164581102
>Why are you getting so worked up about this?
I am not worked up at all though, I just assumed you had some sort of fact to believe they wouldn't be on par off-road because that's the only reason somebody would seriously argue that they're not on par.

>His tests are on a closed course under perfect world scenarios. Also "FASTEST LAP TIME ON BROUGHY TEST COURSE" doesn't win races.
>
>There are variables such as player interaction, course technicalities, driver competence, etc.
>
>Does that clear things up for you?
No, because I already knew those things. I always talked about competent driver vs competent driver. Obviously if one driver's better they'd probably win. Or if there are passages that cars can't take or something.
But these laptimes are the only thing we have that can be used to judge if vehicles are on par with each other, factually obviously. To say they're irrelevant just because they're scientifically tested (same situation every time) is retarded. I'd even say they're closer together in an actual race because with motorcycles you could fall off the bike which completely ruins your race, something that doesn't happen as severely in cars.

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met a caveman tranny yesterday, holy shit this has to be a joke

>>164581865
yet somehow more feminine than most female characters

>>164581776
>To say they're irrelevant just because they're scientifically tested (same situation every time) is retarded

Bingo. That's where you're not only wrong, but completely misunderstanding what I'm saying.

I didn't say his tests were irrelevant, I said they should be used as a point of reference only.

The only thing you should take as absolute is results from actual races, not closed circuit test tracks. You can't compare 1 scientific sample to a plethora of actual user data. BF400's and Sanches regularly WIN off road races. Nero Customs and Tempestas regularly WIN Supercar races. Where's that in his data? It's nonexistent because the fastest time around a track is not what wins a race.

How do you not get that?

>>164581776
>I'd even say they're closer together in an actual race because with motorcycles you could fall off the bike which completely ruins your race, something that doesn't happen as severely in cars.

Is that even possible during Stunt Races?

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>>164581541
>the objective said to kill you!
>it's gta bro, we're supposed to fight each other
>it said i get money and i need money

Workbusters are a disease.

Headhunter is my go-to VIP Work solely because it doesn't end if some shitswallower decides to troll you.

>>164581865
is that shaggy

>>164582525
it wasn't me

>>164582308
>Bingo. That's where you're not only wrong, but completely misunderstanding what I'm saying.
>
>I didn't say his tests were irrelevant
That's pretty ironic, because I didn't say you said that either.

>The only thing you should take as absolute is results from actual races, not closed circuit test tracks
Absolutely not. They're way to varied to have any significance outside of the race that you just completed.

>You can't compare 1 scientific sample to a plethora of actual user data.
It's not 1 sample mate.

>BF400's and Sanches regularly WIN off road races. ... Where's that in his data?
Right there in the times?

>Nero Customs and Tempestas regularly WIN Supercar races. Where's that in his data?
I have not seen that, I find that hard to believe. But they're pretty close to the top I think, so they're pretty competitive. Like the Tropy Truck and the Sanchez, only about a second difference. So that's represented as well (if it's even true).
So they're on par as well.

>It's nonexistent because the fastest time around a track is not what wins a race.
It's not though.
>>164582374
Pretty sure that's possible yeah.

>>164582608
ZOINKS

>>164577383
Acura is Honda's luxury brand that they created to sell upmarket vehicles to Americans. Acuras are still Hondas, they are just thrown under a different brand name depending on vehicle. For example, the Acura TSX. In Japan, the TSX was just a Honda Accord. Honda took the JDM Accord, gave it a new badge and minor styling, and sold it as Acura.

The Acura Integra in the USA is known as a Honda Integra just about everywhere else in the world. The Acura RSX is a DC5 Honda Integra in Japan.

The Acura NSX can also be badged as a Honda NSX.

Everything (not exactly everything, but everything for the purpose here) in an Acura is Honda designed. The engines are Honda engines. The same J series of motors that powers the Accord and Odyssey also powered the Acura TL, TL-S and powers V6 cars in Acuras lineup today. The same series of motor, the K series, found in Honda Civics and CRVs of today also power vehicles in the Acura lineup, such as the MDX and RDX, albeit with a turbo stuck to it. The transmissions in these Acuras, such as the 8(?) speed dual-clutch transmission found in higher level Acuras are Honda transmissions.

Most Acuras used to be a Honda in everything but badge here in the USA. Now Acuras lineup contains different vehicles than just rebadged JDM Hondas, but they are still a Honda in everything but the badge on the car.

I wish people played gamemodes.

All this arguing is making me want to whip up a Cuck The Truck mode in which a team of Sanchezes and BF400s try to bully a team of Trophy Trucks and Desert Raids as they make their way across the map. Sort of like a ground-based version of The Flight Plan.

>>164577865
Not enough Hondas/10

>>164583216
>Sort of like a ground-based version of The Flight Plan.
make it

>>164581541
threw in motorcycle clubs too, don't worry

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>yfw the next GTAO update adds a Biker version of the CEO Vehicle cargo

who wants to play this game on the computer with me :)

I've spent 3 years trying to make tasteful cars and I don't even care anymore. Bring on the custom tires, underglow, chrome, wacky pearl, colored wheels, and tire smoke.

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>>164583216
>Sort of like a ground-based version of The Flight Plan.
>ywn conduct a grand-scale heist requiring half the session that may or may not result with only person bringing home the take (ala dark knight joker)

>>164582374
You either have to land upside down or go up a sharp incline while popping a wheelie.

How the fuck do I make a non-dumpy female character?

>>164584385
You can't

>>164584385
You don't.

>>164584385
You won't.

http://gtaforums.com/topic/876866-its-time-to-de-centivise-playing-like-a-dk/

This is a very well thought out and intelligent post. Surprising it came from GTAF of all places.

I like this idea for the reasons he outlined as well as the fact that you would have to coordinate with other players to find locations. I feel I'm the only one who uses the phone for commmunication in GTAO.

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>yfw Saving failed-Unable to connect to Rockstar game services

>>164584637
>GTAF
fuck that gay shit, i'm going to go out of my way to be a dick now

>>164582608
How can I forget that I had given her an extra key?

>>164584385
You shan't.

>>164584637
I don't think it should be interfering with any freemode events, since there are events that revolve around PvP, but those could be added as exceptions, otherwise it seems sensible enough, which is exactly why it'll probably never be implemented.

>>164584637
Even if there were a thing, there'd probably be a glitch to wipe it. It'd effectively become like Ghost Organization but potentially worse because the player isn't visible until it's too late.

>>164584637
This seems like a good plan in theory, and a step in the right direction, but really it'd just make Reveal Players the new Off The Radar.
Money is no object to a shitter, they'll dump thousands upon thousands into welfare rockets, insurance fees, Lester services and CEO benefits without batting an eye. It would be foolish to think any sort of paywall would be an obstacle to those types.

>>164573868

>The zentorno is a sesto elemento shitter mobile for normies and children

fixed that for you.,

>See link for GTAG discord
>Instant invite is invalid or has expired

>>164568362
Could you invite me?

>>164586340

>get invite to discord
>get in
>make list of all the faggots in discord (everyone)
>report them all in game
>a good handful of them are now banned

Rockstar should be paying me for this shit.

>>164586603
Why would they pay autistic people being autistic?

>>164586340
>ask for invite
>get told to fuck off
ok

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>>164568362
what was this.. like a month and a half ago?
Get with the fucking times.
Anyone falling for that is as irrelevant as the ponyfag himself

https://discord.gg/6fyJ4m5

>>164587552
Thank you.

Discord kills threads, please fucking bump it instead of jerking off to each other.

>>164590764
This
Sure discord is faster but its a cancer thats slowly killing /gtag/, both the thread and the crew.

>>164591062
Discorders splitting off into their own crew when?

>>164591160
that would leave the original crew with only about a handful of players

>>164591434
and that's bad how?

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>>164590764
>>164591062
>>164591160
>>164591628
Begging you guys to have some sex and lose weight.

Anyone have successful 'cosplays'?

Just made about 1,5 mil with I/E.
What about u guys?

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>>164591932
>It's a "we're not FROM 4chan, we just post there" post

hey, gta keeps signing me into social club in offline mode. when i press the home button it just says "gta is in offline mode" and there's no option to go online. Is GTAO down for anyone else or is this a problem on my end?

>>164592563
4chan has been pretty close to an anonymous facebook for a long time

this isn't a secret club for virgins anymore

>>164592554
just came home and considering starting up gtao or some other game, hope you had fun :)

Lost vs Damned III adversary mission is retarded.
Melee weapons magnetize to players locations, often times beating out point blank shotguns, rifles, etc.

Oh, and don't even get me started on every game mode somehow, someway being unbalanced in terms of players.

>>164592890
>anonymous facebook
What?

>play in a session
>modder comes in and says he will give free money to everyone
>every kid in that sessions comes to suck his dick
>decide to go there and shoot everyone
>do that until they say "Can this guy stop?"
>modder suddenly says he is going to crash my game
>tell him to do it
>he actually does that
Wow this game.

>>164593638
does free money still work with bags or is it different now

>>164593638

>dude can I have money
>dude if I sucks your dick more will you spawn money bags for me
>dude im your new best friend
>by the way do you think I could have some money
>dude

>>164593892
Your mom works bags for free m80.

>>164593892
I dont know, he didnt actually even drop it. People just stood around him. Maybe they got something. It triggeres me a bit that he just crashed my game just like that. Wish i could have killed more of them.
>>164593942
Someone said he (she?) would send him a picture of his (her) tits.

>>164592890
So was that post supposed to be that people that don't use discord are fat virgins? Because that's somehow even more stupid.

>>164592554
Made almost 10 million total with this shit, it's great

>>164595762
Only cool kids can use discord, in fact if you don't have wraparound shades, a skateboard and at least one shirt that reads "Radical!" you aren't allowed to click the link.

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Anyone else this OCD about tracking your earnings in GTAO?

Not pictured:
>Dated table noting balance and time played
>Multiple conversions to calculate $/hr
>Notes on each significant peak or valley, and what caused each

I can literally track every notable purchase I've made as far back as October. I feel like I'm a bit addicted at watching the numbers rise and min/maxing income with efficiency.

>>164596230
>min/maxing

lol nigga just dont buy usless shit, nigga just do ceo/mc grinding lmao

>>164596325
I knowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. I can't stop.

But since I've reached a $5m+ balance, I've chilled out on all of the grinding and play for fun more now.

>>164596230
Top tier autism, mate.

>>164596919
pls no bully

I used to plot my KDR in COD on a line graph daily, too.

>>164596230
i'm sure you could use this kind of autism for a real job somwhere.

>>164597053
Post that graph.

>>164597484
I'm a project manager by trade, so this is part of what I do.

>>164597514
Long gone now desu. MW2 days and my old college laptop.

>>164596606
>But since I've reached a $5m+ balance
>$5m+ balance
small time

>>164597773
>I'm a project manager
I'm so sorry.

>>164597997
true, but it's my comfy little nest egg. I live modestly in game as I do in real life.

>>164598017
thanks, anon. it's got it's ups and downs but been at it 5 years strong so can't say I know any different.

>>164598324
>I live modestly in game as I do in real life.
... with a networth of $5M?

>>164598709
Considering you can make most people's annual earnings in an afternoon, yes, 5mil is modest.

>>164596230
>"income tracker"
>actually just displays the overall bank balance

an income tracker would display whatever you'd earned by set periods of time. Not just adding whatever you earned onto your last bank status.

You're not even fucking worthy to be called autistic. Any actual autist would've done it properly.
and would've used a multiplier factor for the Y axis since it just fucking displays whole millions

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nth high-octane pelvic thrusts

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>>164600394
*nth 4

>>164600394
*twitch twitch*

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Anyone got a list of "things you should buy to make more money"?

>Buzzard
>Cargobob
>CEO office
>Crate warehouse (or not anymore?)
>vehicle warehouse
>clubhouse
>only cocaine business or all businesses? not sure on profit

>>164551000
oh god, please let me chew on her weird eyebrows.

>>164601282
Cargo and Biker Businesses suck shit in comparison to vehicle warehouse
>Buzzard
>Carbobob
>CEO office
>Garage warehouse
>0604 Las Lagunas Boulevard, Apartment 4
>Kuruma/Insurgent

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>>164601743
>>0604 Las Lagunas Boulevard, Apartment 4
>>Kuruma/Insurgent

>using a kuruma on pacstan
>ever needing an insurgent for fucking anything
ishygddt

>>164601191
rude desu

>>164602032
At the very least, it's a good safety net for doing the Mastermind run with

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>>164602165
I fucking suppose desu