/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

Currently alone in a public session mixing both car selling and cargo buying, anyone want to join just add jtmgamer on sc

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Post'em.

I want to stick inside Annie!

>tfw fresh start on a new system
Its pretty fun to just be running around with nothing, stealing cars doing jobs and saving up your money

>>164460410
maybe for an hour...then it gets old

>>164460451
Then you "mod" yourself a billion or two, obtain everything and spend rest of the time complaining on /gtag/ that there's nothing to do.

xth for should be asleep but sucking my own cock instead

anybody wanna erp?

>>164460410

I wish I had an excuse to do that. I haven't because I have so much shit on my current account. Unattainable clothes, cars, etc. I just want a fresh start, and a good busniess to have, and only one busniess so it's as simple as possible. I hate how you automatically get a free high end apartment when you start a new charactar now, I just want an office, a 6 car garage, and a collection of super cars in a 60car garage.

>>164460923
I used to play on PC in the early days, but got permabanned about a year ago. Ive got alot of free time with nothing really good to play so i decided to pick up a used copy for $42 fuck my life the game is still expensive and just start again.

Is there any way to get around the can't sell vehicles worth more than $50k thing? I want to get rid of my Roosevelt but it won't let me.

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Hey /gtag/

Whats goin down?

>tfw the crew ditched me in game and made fun of me

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Lombark or Maze bank?

>>164461883
Lombank. https://youtu.be/w7KtJy8-o3E

>>164461883
Doesn't matter

>>164461883
Lombank has a flat roof which would make getting to your parked helicopter significantly easier.

I wish south-side Chris still posted here

>>164459981
>jtmgamer
What kind of faggottry is this

>console crew are jet shitters that go in passive mode after you're about to get revenge for then killing you for no reason

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>GTA username is the same as steam
>want to join /gtag/ crew
>be paranoid
>don't want all you niggers to have the name of my steam, even though it has every privacy setting turned on
>also want a different name that doesn't scream "dude playing a chick" when I play a grill
>backup username is already taken
send help

snet a request to gtag pc club
kellar321

>>164463406
Stop being a paranoid nerd, nobody gives a shit about you.
There, all your problems solved, pay up.

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>>164463406
>playing with gtag
Anyway, change your cuckstar name, you can once every 12 months

>>164463406
Post your credit card number and cvv

>>164463406
>Faggots like this actually exist

>>164463482
No numbers allowed.

>>164463505
>Stop being a paranoid nerd
I try, but I have a irrational paranoia when it comes to anything related to doing things outside of 4chan with 4chan.

>>164463515
I'm horrible at coming up with names

>>164463538
lel

so i got added to the PS4 community, but still not in the crew

Vescosein i think i had my privacy settings on, but not anymore, pls

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Please rate my new look

>>164463630
>go to instagram and find a profile
>roleplay as a chick frim ig
>get free shit from desperate nerds
>make mad all resident attn whores

>>164463406
I've been playing with PC GTAG since release and I have literally only a few people added on Steam.

I don't know why people act like this is a big deal, are you a terrorist in hiding or something?

>>164463739
Gypsy

>>164463739
shitty meme/10

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>>164463739
old meme/10

step up famalam

>>164463920
>>164463886
It's not a mene, it's what people dress like where I'm from. Go and tell them they're a meme you'll get stabbed

>>164463757
I would, but I'm also playing GTA with some normie friends and I would rather they not discover that I'm some crew's virtual cum dumpster.

>>164463778
Like I said, it's irrational.
I blame /pol/ for getting me to this point

>>164463980
Kill yourself, third worlder

>>164464062
It's not irrational.

I, for one, like to look up people I friend in games.

It's more about whether you mind being virtually humiliated or not.

>>164463980
We don't live there, that's your job.

>>164464186
It's 2nd world you uneducated piece of trailer park trash shit.

>>164463980
I wonder, when you get shot by my heavy sniper, are you gonna scream in the mic or are you turn on the aimbot and godmode?

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What's the longest storable car in the game?

>>164464432
I'm gonna drive to your mom's place and fuck her up the ass.

>>164464301
>virtually humiliated
That I'm okay with. I am not okay with the slight chance of my normie friends/relatives finding out my semi-degenerate online game habits because some fag online did something and being humiliated in real life.

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>Snow's gone and color has returned to LS
>Double cash and RP for stunt races too

Today's going to be a good day.

>>164464394
Whatever you have to tell yourself, third worlder.

>join a session
>everyone is having a good time moving crates and talk shit
>they're just randoms, not a single red blip in sight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNy4q5sBUuM

So is the new Pegassi FCR 1000 worth it, or is it just a waste of money like most shit in this game.

Compared to the Gargoyle, at least.

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>Bought the Shotaro on a whim when it was on sale
>Start to question whether my purchase was a good idea or not
>Get in a shootout and run off on the bike with health in the red
>Get to a safe spot and then see my health bar is full even though I didn't eat any snacks
>Then test it to find out it actually does heal me

>>164463739
8 Russian Redneck out of 10

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[hunger intensifies]

>>164464996
If it's your "favorite" bike it'll heal you after the biker update.

>>164463285
>pc crew are jet shitters that go 20v1 to someone and trash talk them when the guy is getting killed every time he spawns, for defending himself against some /gtag/ sperg that attacked him

>>164463717
Sent, I usually check the thread for requests but if you asked in the last week I wouldn't have seen it.

why the fuck didn't we get any guns with the latest DLC

>the city of joacim

>>164461460
You could dial a phone with that chin.

>>164464498
your'e moms dick

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>>164460057
I don't usually go around in a bike, but I actually like this one.

>>164466592
>I don't usually go around in a bike
The mark of a scrub.

So I used some stunt props to smooth out a few bumpy corners on my track and it turned it from a regular race to a stunt race. Does that change anything significant, besides it's classification and not being able to fall off bikes?
Anyway, here it is pls rate: https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/ps4/jobs/job/oU-8qzVLNkWubvHpnFpO-g
>inb4 "lol it's been downboated already idort"
I can't trust that the people who I absolutely destroyed in a race won't downboat out of spite.

What's the best budget supercar? Zentorno, Penetrator, or 900R?

>>164467729
Probably Zen, I still see it around and it's decently competitive.

>>164461460
>Whats goin down?
your chin

>>164467729
Zentorno. It's the Welfare Launcher of super cars.

>>164467864
Long chin hair is this

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>>164467729
I'm partial to the Zentorno. It's cheap, very fast, and is no slouch as a racer.

That said, it's not going to win a super race against competent guys using better cars. Skill for skill it's simply outclassed by the RE7B and other top-tier racers.

>>164467802
>>164467925
>launch car for 750k is still competitive
That's actually a but surprising. Thanks anons!

>>164466756
eh, I usually drive a sultan or elegy around

I only use my bikes to get somewhere quickly

>>164468068
>launch car
PCucks, everyone

So currently I have a list of things to get if I make several millions from selling cars this week
>Large cargo warehouse
>Cargo vehicle upgrades
>Cargobob and buzzard
>Possibly a new high end supercar
Anything else I should get?

What are thoughts on the Nero Custom? I ran 3 races last night. Each race had about 15 participants. 2 of the 3 races the Nero Custom finished 1st & 2nd.

Is it actually good as a stunt series racecar?

>>164468365
>>Large cargo warehouse

Since the import/export update I honestly can't be bothered with running crates anymore desu. It's such a boring line of work, and some of the sell missions are so damn stressful. Not worth it, but that's just IMO.

>>Cargo vehicle upgrades

Not really worth it when you sell in GTAG lobbies. Even if you just have 1 other associate helping you, you should be fine with all of the stock stuff.

>Cargobob and buzzard

Buzzard is really the sole vehicle you need for I/E and Crates. It's a workhorse.

Cargobob is meta right now but it's slow af and is completely defenseless. I'd probably wait for a sale or something to dump any kind of cash into one.

>>164468373
According to Broughy, the regular Nero is the 5th fastest Super and the Nero custom is the 4th fastest, and outside of the racing car supers added with Cunning Stunts, a majority of the Supercars are about equal in speed so it comes down to preference

>>164464546
So the former.

>>164468571
Cargobob is extremely useful if you're in a solo session though.

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>>164460057

>>164468147
>PS3 or 360 player
Oh lawd...

>>164469915
>not just another military bike
Good on ya

>>164468740
What's the full list?

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banshee best

>>164471220
That spray job looks like speedo underwear.

>>164471220
>looks cool
>good top speed
>no acceleration
>no handling
>made of paper
Meh.

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>>164471317
>no acceleration
that's what double clutch is for
>no handling
i don't know what you're talking about, it drives perfectly well
>made of paper
upgrade armor

how do you people make the insane amounts of money for the new cars without grinding 20 hours a day?

>>164471993
sell cars with friends.

>>164471810
Compared to other supercars it objectively has very poor handling and acceleration.

>>164471993
Much like in real life wealth isn't about making money; It's about spending it wisely.

>>164472443
how can i spend my 23k to make 8 million then

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>>164472169
well, maybe

>>164472662
>snow
That shit is still on, or is this an old shot?

I have a love/hate relationship with how messy your office and clubhouse gets as you make money with their respective missions. I simultaneously wish I had a clean office again while wanting to max out on all the shit I can get in it. Does anyone know what you need to accomplish in order to get everything possible to appear in your office? What about MC clubhouse?

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Does no one do heists or missions anymore? If the GTA Online Experience is just races and vehicle vendettas I think I might have to find something else to do. I wanna do crafted missions dammit.

>>164472524
Way to miss the point, smarty.

>>164472707
Old shot, snow is officially kill as of this morning.

>>164472768
Good.
The 24/7 storm turbulence and complete lack of traction was starting to piss me off.

>>164472747
I love to do some heists for shits and giggles. Unfortunately too many people are tryhards and quit at the first sign of things going wrong

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>>164472169
thank you
>>164472662
not maybe, you know it's shit

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>>164473014
lat
stop trying to trolle
you is very bad troller and we know that
also kuruma is not a wrx

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>tfw calm and enjoyable time with other gtag and some random ruined
>goes sour when you get caught in a autistic facepainted strafing marksmen rifling freemode rampage

>>164472524
If you spend 23k in real life you can get $1,840,000,000

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>>164473216
no u

>>164472747
I'll be down for some Heists later.

>>164472524
>>164472767

It is kinda rough for new players starting out this game without SheckelCards.

You really need that first $1M to get a CEO office before you start seeing returns on your money. It's not hard to do in a couple days with a half decent heist crew, but that's asking a lot out of someone completely fresh with the game.

Your best bet is to join GTAG, find a CEO willing to take you under their wing, and grind your ass off for a CEO office.

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hit 30 million on my main from special cargo. spent a lot of it along the way. somehow my alt got the max money office, not even a third of the way there with him. what gives?

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>>164473619

or just drop bags on your head like everyone else

>>164468373
Osiris/X80 for stunt series

Top 5 supercars:
>X80
>RE7B
>T20
>Nero Custom
>Nero

Is that correct?

>>164475085
Switch X80 and REEE-7B and you're set.

>>164475150
Isn't the X80 faster now that they fixed the bug?

>>164475235
It's been a bit since I checked, but last I read even with the fix to the REEE it's still better due to traction.

>>164475235
7B's slower than it was but still top provided you have the balls to use the downforce.

>>164475085

The top speed difference between them is so negligent you may as well put them on the same tier

>no good hatchbacks

R* pls

>>164475085
>T20
lolwat

>>164476302
You can get the briosso :^)
And if you're really careful it won't spin out as you drive out of the garage.

>>164477270
It's still in the top 5 nigguh.

>>164471810
>double clutch

>>164477752
I'm pretty sure a couple of cars from the latest DLC wer faster, aside from the 4 already listed. Like that Lamborghini and the Tyrus.

>>164477752
>>164477842
Yeah, the Tempesta is slightly better. Tyrus isn't though, probably something about that whole downforce business.

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give me my specter already

>>164461964
>that faggot voice

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hard drive killed itself and ive spent fucking ages trying to get this broken game to work with my old save data

but we back boys

>>164479883

Who?

>>164480027
literally who i am

>>164460923
it's simpler to just wait until properties can be deleted/sold

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Anyone up for some heists?

Currently at Prison Break - Station.
Add rectal_rhapsody

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I miss the snow already

>>164480961
I don't.
Fuck that shit.

>massive turbulence 24/7
>absolutely no traction
>shit framerate
No.
Pls no.

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Haulage is only 1% less fun without snow, but 99% less comfy

>>164480858
stop acting so gay and we'll remove you from the blacklist nerd

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>>164481259
Git gud

>>164481554
>retard does retarded shit while spouting "git gud"
Oh my...

>>164481367
Does snow even load with a computer so shit?

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>>164481554
The AI was fun too

>>164481554
What the fuck was the point of that webm? You ruined your car, anon.

>>164481786
>not getting an obvious joke
Don't you have an IGN crew to be in, you shitter?

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>>164481787

Yes

>>164481790
>dof

>>164482027
>what is a PS4 for 400, Alex

>>164468571
Good thing I bought cargobob when I had trillions on deadgen.

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>>164482128
Consoles can't even turn off dof?

>>164471810
Quick thing my dude, a nitpick, but that handbrake hitting you do before redline in order to bounce it off the rev limiter is NOT double clutching.

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>>164482128
I don't remember exactly where it is in the settings, but you should be able to turn it off.

>all female player characters have saggy tiny tits, no ass, no hips, and man shoulders
>there's nothing you can do about it
WHY?

>come back on gta after 2 months
>play for 20 minutes
>already had a clown posse spawned on me and murder me
>already been turned into a christmas tree in my own apartment

still the exact same then

>>164476302
Blista, Blista Compact, Brioso (although Brioso spins out if you breath in the wrong direction)

>>164482128
alright, here you go:
https://youtu.be/zM7rt_wApPk?t=40

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Just a warning

>>164481259
>Shit framerate

Pffft.

>>164482378
>all female player characters have saggy tiny tits, no ass, no hips, and man shoulders

>saggy tiny tits
thats fine with me, dont really mind
>no hips
thats bit annoying but i can live with it
>man shoulders
not too bad
>no ass
WHY ROCKSTAR

>>164482589
Drops me from 142 to 75. That's pretty shit IMO.

>>164482654
Oh. Never dropped me noticeably, even with my shit CPU (8320). Then again vsync is always on for me.

>>164482416
See ya in 2 months then.

>no ass
I think the asses on female players look fine desu

>>164482630
>tfw no thicc girls

>>164482762
>gtx 1080
>6700k
>32gb ram

I normally get 140ish at 1440p with everything maxed out. During the show it was between 45 and 80 depending on location. It was pretty shityy.

>>164482790
Eh. Not to sound weird but I was looking at cake's ass yesterday and shit was flat asf.

>>164482570
>Following
are you really any better? you're a parrot, anon

>>164481502

What the fuck did you just call me?!?!?

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>>164476302
I would gladly pay out the ass for a Nissan Fairlady Z or a Renault 5 GT.

>>164482790
Depends what pants you're wearing

>>164483176
Tight jeans or leather pants desu

>>164483024
Anime poster and memenigger detected.

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>>164483048
i called you a nerd! you got a problem with that?!

>>164482930
FX-8320
Fury X
8gb DDR3 @1866

Im not going to use the term bottleneck, because I hate that term, but I know the low IPC is holding me back. Not that I'd be able to see better than 60hz response time thanks to my $5 thrift store monitor (a great deal, I might add) but I know the 8320 is limiting my potential somewhat. Not as and as everyone on the internet would have you believe, as I was led to believe, but I'd guess I'm above 70 most of the time. However, whilst in the city I have rare moments (maybe once a day) where the load LEDs on the fury X drop to 90% instead of 100% and I see some stuttering and framerate drop.

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>MFW People begging to join my org so they can get money to get garages

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>>164482570
>thorin
ohg LAWL da BANTZ

>>164483305
I dunno, I think this ass >>164481790
looks p.good. Maybe you guys haven't seen what real women look like in a while.

t. An ass man.

>>164483471
Yeah, those pants pull it off, but 99.999% of the options don't.

>>164482930
Nice rig, btw. My friend got something similar I built for him, a 6700k at 4.4ghz, 8gb DDR4, and EVGA GTX1080 Hybrid inside a MasterCase Pro 5 on an Asus Z170 pro gaming.

>>164483321
i'm not inherently opposed to you, but you really ought to present it in a better way. some screenshot of an e-celebrity's twitter post is not going to impress anyone. it's like holding up the back page of a local magazine and saying "this really makes sense, guys". it just doesn't make a bit of difference anyway.

>>164483525
That's why I always wear the leggings or the zipper leather pants. The other pants are, well, ass.

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>>164483354

Would a nerd listen to hip-hop?? Didn't think so either.
Also what blacklist and why am I on it?

>>164483538
Yeah. It was my birthday present to myself. Running an Acer XB271 monitor btw.

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>>164482930
>mfw 4690k and gtx 1080
Gonna need a new cpu if I want a new gpu in the future

>>164483176
The same could be said of all the game's clothing, really. This is what bothers me the most about it. There's no consistency.

>wear vanilla tank top or swimsuit
>B cup
>wear racing jacket or long hoodie
>DD+

>>164483674
He's running an HP Omen 1440p monitor with a 21" HP 1080P monitor on the side. He was so adamant about using a TV as his monitor, and it literally took a year for me to convince him to get a normal monitor instead of a TV. He was so used to the large size of everything on a TV as well as the shitty input lag and response time, but I finally got him to switch to using a monitor.

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I'm really enjoying the abundance of shitters in this new game mode

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>>164483654
>Would a nerd listen to hip-hop??
yes! they do it all the time just to impress their friends and/or drug dealers! people like you are the reason why backpacker rap is still a thing! sad!

you're on the blacklist, anon. it's as simple as that. i can't help you, i'm sorry. get a better attitude and maybe we'll consider taking you off!

>>164483654
I could be classed as nerdy by some and I listen to rap music quite often.

>>164483761
I'm using the GTX 1080 together with my socket 939 Athlon64.

>>164483826
Teach me how to get a decent figure on my female character, oh great guru.

>>164483937
Were these game modes always purple vs orange?
Why didn't they go for the much more appealing red vs blue or even green?

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>>164484090
i'm impressed

>>164484101
Fake this>>164481790

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>>164484013

>get a better attitude and maybe we'll consider taking you off!
Make me.

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>>164483937
Rockstar netcode best netcode

>>164484148
Because the most common colorblindness comes in red/green deficiency.

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This is just begging for a cease-and-desist notice

>>164484101
Just be thorough with the options, really. Drop down to the default clothing, go through every little top and bottom, make note of the ones you like, and then try to build outfits around those pieces.
Everyone's tastes are different so there's no surefire way to make an appealing character.

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>>164484245
i'll be right over!

>>164484498
Singleplayer doesn't pull C&Ds usually.
It's only multiplayer knockoffs/ripoffs/alternatives which get those

>>164484101
>off shoulder top
>zipper pants or the jeans in the earlier vid
>non-heels shoes
There ya go. Decent figure get.

>>164483425
They're using that money to buy Kurumas, anon.

>>164484963
>kuruma hate: the general
Why?

>>164485557
It's not the Kuruma itself that's bad, in fact I quite like the car
It's the armored variant that's a telltale sign of shitters who need crutches because they lack actual skill

>>164485557
not going to go full-on edgelord like i've seen in the past few days, but it's a crutch. any barrier that reaches slightly above waist-level will do the same job against NPCs. players are a different story, they'll just blow you up if they have the explosions. in most situations except pacific standard and lamar missions (?), you're better off just exiting the car.

>>164485557
Kuruma suddenly comes out:
>pretty cheap
>fast
>hard to shoot the driver out of
>every shitter ever immediately buys one
>entire lobbies full of kuruma fags being fags
>insured garage vehicle so if you blow them up you pay ~6800
>blow multiple up and risk getting bad sport
Almost nobody uses one anymore but it got really bad.

>>164485830
It's funny to see GTAO become just a comfy game from the PvP shitfest it was.

>>164485884
I literally only bought a T20 because of the high insurance cost when some shitter blows it up. They usually only did it once or twice before they noticed they were paying 20k. Now it's gathering dust in my garage now that players are more peaceful.

>spend an hour trying to find someone to fucking do returning player content
>end up on literal WHO websites of foreigners """""selling""""" the services
>they're all defunct
>Flib still MIA at boot camp

I will pay someone at this point.

>>164486195
>returning player content
What*

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>>164486079
>tfw learned basic PvP
>tfw never worried about having to get back at a player this way again

that shit won't save your life but it'll make things much easier, anon. nowadays pretty much anyone who isn't a total tryhard (passive mode, sticky bomb to the ground before attacking, calling friends into session, etc.) is fair game.

>>164486364
The cars. I want the C A R S.

>>164486195
>I will pay someone at this point
Literally just spend that money on a deadgen copy of the game
If you don't own a PS3 or 360, go over to a friends house
You do have friends, right?

>>164486443
What?
>returning player cars
What?

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>>164460057

>>164486485
MAKE A PSN ACCOUNT FOR ME AND GIVE ME THE LOGIN.

>>164486370
I have a 1,5 K/D without trying, I know basic PvP. The T20 was purely for draining bank accounts of shitters. It got them pretty mad.

Example:
>guy in jet tryharding
>hop in T20
>he kills me a few times with lock on
>stops aiming at me because he's noticed the cost
>start following other players and driving in his rockets/machine guns
>park it next to police vehicles
Don't really care about feeding him those couple of kills. I just liked draining bank accounts. I guess that why I play as a female character.

>>164461883

Maze bank

>>164486630
>IRL woman detected
Get out vile succubus!

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>TFW Getting a gang of misfits I met as randos online to become a team of car selling, cargo smuggling associates
I haven't felt this great about co-op in a while

>>164466756

Bikes are for running over with trucks faggot.

>>164484963
But if they get garages, they can get even more money for Kurumas

>>164486939
You don't tell a drug addict to get a job so he can buy more drugs with his earnings, anon. You give him the drugs then and there so you can reap the profits then and there.

>>164486195
Flib will be back in a few weeks.

t. Crafty

Is snow gone yet?

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>>164488026
>thread is called No More Snow Edition
>IZ TEH SNOO GOEN YET GUIZEE????????

>>164488026
Yes

>>164471810
You know it's called a mid drive boost right? Since you know, it's not actually double clutching...

>>164488308
Go to sleep, Broughy.

>>164488202
Sorry I'm retarded

Recipe for an uberscrub:
>female character
>bikini
>armored kuruma
Did I miss anything?

>>164488374
>the joker outfit
>face paint
>"demonic" eyes
>heist outfits or anything tryhard military

>>164488374
>in gtag

>>164488462
>throws a sticky bomb at their feet before doing anything

>>164488374
>uses first person view exclusively
>wiggles

>>164488367
I'm flattered, but no.

What do you guys think of the new adversary mode?

>>164488374
only your SC

>>164489259
See:>>164484297
>>164483937
It's actually pretty fun, but watch out for shitters.

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>>164488367
>tfw burned three NODO fags in the new adversary mode several times
>tfw getting paid for fucking around with what is essentially a modified Ruiner 2000

>>164489405
>NODO
Nodo?

>>164488308
in the context where the trick was first used, drifting communities, it's more like a clutch kick which is what i generally call it

>>164489405
>tfw am nodofag
>find pretty much everything other than straight racing and casual cruising boring at this point
i remember when the game as a whole was fun, rip

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>>164489461
broughy's racing crew. most of them play vehicle-based gamemodes almost exclusively.

>>164489259
As far as adversary modes go, it's one of the better ones and is properly balanced. So long as teams are equal and yours isn't full of morons it's really good. I have had multiple games now where the scores were within 1 point and they were real nailbiters. That said, it does have issues
>deadline shouldn't force all vehicles in motion
It's more of an issue on city maps, but this just forces your car into a wall and you can't escape till deadline ends. More kills are gotten off trapped players than the shotaru rider
>machine gun and rocket angle
Some cars have their machine guns up too high to hit certain cars, while others are nearly on the ground. As for rockets, you pretty much need to be right in someone's face to hit them

Other than that though it's great

>>164489685
Oh, thanks for the explanation.

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>>164489405
>I beat guys good at racing in something that isn't racing.

>>164489797
Deadline issues:
Yep, annoying but only the opposing team has to stay in motion. If someone deadlines on your team you can still fully brake. The amount of times that I have gotten stuck on scenery though.

Haven't had any issues with the machine gun but the rockets fucking suck. They start really wide and at an retarded angle so you can just drive straight between them or just under them.

>tfw you can spot shitters in the new adversary mode because they pick the Kuruma thinking its some kind of advantage
>in reality it's just a slow target since it's one of the tallest cars you can pick

>>164489961
Same with the Banshee. Love it, but it's a really long, big target.

>>164486630
>lol this guys paying 27k to blow up my car
>cyka_blyat_cccp doesnt even notice the losing 27k from his billions of modded transfer money
>doesnt even raise his locked 6.66k/d because its modded that way with 666million kills 100 million deaths
They just do it to piss you off for the inconvenience of being without your car for a few minutes

>>164489797
Pretty much this. I am raking in the dosh right now just having fun with the new mode on double money. Pretty much all new modes get double cash when released but are usually infuriating to play because of poor balance. Not this time

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>>164490145
>playing on PC with retards like that
Don't even bother replying to me, shitter.

>>164490145
>implying i so brain dead I don't pause for 5 seconds to confirm if he is a modder or not
>implying I'm a pcuck

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>>164489884
they're used to using a number of land vehicles in a variety of situations. if they don't have a very good offense, they should at least have good defense.

>>164488374
>bulletproof helmet

>>164490236
Its a modded transfered account you dumb cunt. They transfer on dedgen that they cant monitor properly and transfer the account to current gen console/pc with all the cash/unlocks etc. Happens on PC and console you fucknugget.

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>>164489047
>mfw they wiggle and you still manage to blow them away
is there a better feeling then shitting on shitter tactics?

>>164490491
>>164490328
Woah, it's so hard to check if it's not a level 8000 6.66'er. You braindead retard. There's a reason why I said don't even bother replying.

>>164489047
>wiggle
What's that?

>>164490638
when they strafe and tap ADADADADA in first person to make themselves hard to hit.

>>164490562
some people transfer in with only the cash to avoid suspicion

>>164489462
I'd be fine with that. Just can't help but think the people who call it double clutching are living out their Fast and the Furious fantasy.

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>>164490543
>>164490638
>>164490678
tbqh if anyone is wiggling I crank my damage multiplier in my menu all the way up to make them fuck off.

>>164490858
oh yeah, it's a silly meme to call it that that probably comes out of drag racing groups (ie the most boring racing community in all of gtao)

>>164490562
I you think the only people with modded accounts are in the thousand ranks with 6.66 k/d's you're borderline potato. The majority of people in this game who FRDM all day, in either jets or on foot either have modded billions or are using a second character whilst first holds all the money as cash. They all modded accounts way back when they could have modded infinite snacks, faster roll, 2x speed and bullet damage, and that was on consoles too.

>>164490732
Lmao, nobody does. That gets detected so fast. You can't even transfer a garage full of Adders over from deadgen without it getting wiped.

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>>164490543
>mfw wiggle warrior gets blown the fuck up with vanilla RPG

I love to make a splash.

>>164490343
Look, I don't agree with your baseless boast but I should have kept my mouth shut. I am just working through grief at the moment. I'm sorry.

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>>164490909
>mfw starting sightseer to disable a shitter's BST then waiting until it's over to drop my own

>>164490939
Agree with you there. Drag races, not even once.

>>164490975
Doesnt mean shit to the thousands of people who already have transfered accounts with billions

>>164490968
Let me spell it out for you braindead fucks once again.
>take 5 seconds to check profile
>instantly see rank
>instantly see K/D
>instantly see if they bought a boat (nobody fucking buys boats except if you have enough dough to buy everything)
>hurrr everyone in a jet must be a hacker with billions
Seriously, PS4 is surprisingly not broken. Don't you have to turn into a Christmas tree right now btw?

>>164491070
>someone starts shooting at me
>surprised but kill him before he can finish me off
>he registers as a CEO
Here we fucking go.

>>164491149
>because they didn't get wiped when they did it means Rockstar will never notice shitters with 2b cash

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>>164491021
don't mention it, anon

>>164491187
I'm a poorfag who grinds a lot, never cheated or hacked and even I have a boat. Don't use that to check if someone is hacking or not.

>>164491362
You're a really, really small minority.

>>164491407
What is the Speeder?

>>164490975
>tfw transferred an account with 68 million from last gen halloween 2015
>wasn't banned or wiped

lel

>>164491571
A boat that nobody even ever thinks of let alone buys because why would you ever need your own boat
>>164491619
>68M
>everyone's yelling about hackers with billions
You're small fry, kid..

Did any vehicles go on sale for this week?

>>164491187
>No way to see modded money
>Its entirely legit to see rank 1000s in the game at this point.
>not everyone who transfered had their k/d boosted to say look at me im a modded account shit.
>back on deadgen people bought boats, there was one going for free.
The point is if someone is sitting in a jet all day blowing up cars not giving a fuck, you thinking you're winning by 'baiting' him into blowing the car up doesnt mean shit. He isnt losing out on anything, hes still having his fun whilst you're cuck'd into playing around him.

>>164491619
Same.
>Transferred with 91 million
>Still going strong
Does anyone know if they closed transferring from old gen? I thought I read somewhere that they did

>>164491672
It was enough back then

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>>164491619
>tfw had all my cash wiped for no reason just before transferring

>>164491728
>legit rank 1000's
>according to PC shitter
Damn, is that why I still barely see anyone higher than level 200? You're basing your opinions on a system that every third word retard can abuse, be it over the top or "sneaky".

>>164491187
Every single player from 2013 will have a boat because the Speeder was free for months when it came out. And even if they don't, it's like 20k for a Seashark

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I forgot how nice it looks without snow.

>>164491782
>friend went AFK in a public game for a couple of hours
>came back with 850mil
You're small time.

>>164491895
Dammit TTT, I want off work to join you for comfy Haulage.

>>164491871
Damn, character made 1st of October and no boat. Nobody cares about boats except you autists because you're in the top knowledgeable players.
>>164491728
>I decide what's fun or not for the players
>using cuck in 2017
Woah. Edgy. Go back to /v/ you angry fuck.

>>164491685
It said there would be a vehicle sales but there aren't any

>>164492014
Wrong person Anon.

>>164491865
check the crew rank. it's probably not the best metric for legitimacy, but anyone with a rank within 100 of their crew rank tends to be real

>>164492067
Okay, thanks. Not home to check atm.

Glad to see the export sale buff again. Got 5 top ends sitting in the garage waiting on go this afternoon.

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>>164491871
>tfw you will never play GTA Online during the first Christmas again

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>>164492061

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Wastelander is a good purchase.

>>164491895
Wait are you using a wedge for that?

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>>164492243
cuck cuk cuck cuck cuck!!!

>>164491407
They literally gave one away for free when beach bums came out though, I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of people claimed it way back when.

>>164492223
>You are now remembering all the things you forgot to do during the snowfall.

>>164492264
It's the new hotness.

>>164492350
I didn't think you could

>>164492379
The semi that's provided has a huge speed limiter on it, 65 MPH I think based on the in game speedometer. The wedge has none and is fast as fuck for a semi.

>>164492061
>le current year maymay
Have fun getting killed by someone and trying to make it seam worthwhile

>>164492507
>being so autistic that it bothers you if someone else lets themselves get killed ~5 times on purpose
Post your player K/D, shitter.

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>communicating with others when u have a bomb

>>164492703
>no one cares about executive search, headhunter, piracy prevention or sightseer
>even attempting velocity makes people attack you with unrelenting force

why

>>164492257
I like its mission, it's simple and is something to do on a trip back from the north part of the map

Just became a CEO.
What garage warehouse is recommended?
I bought Maze Bank West.

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>>164492904
>start a headhunter
>people actually care and go to the VIP's to defend
>just shoot rockets with my Buzzard from miles away, nail the VIP and fly away

>>164492904
Probably because these modes are still new and you don't see them often since you gotta own the vehicle. I get the same thing with Fullt Loaded, but I welcome it since I have never actually finished the job, I just use it for 20 minutes of consequence free griefing in a near indestructible Ruiner 2000

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>driving through the city instead of the highway like an absolute madman

>>164492904
Right, everytime.

>>164492963
It's like haulage but npcs attack you so it's not as comfy.

>>164492990
The 1.5mil one.
An army of NPC Mexicans will literally fight people trying to camp you.

>>164493025
Headhunter is a really poor design for the people protecting, you are no match for a Buzzard which everyone uses for Headhunter

>>164493234
Don't do this, they will fight you too if you shoot a bullet. Take it from someone who camps that garage, literally everyone has it, all I gotta do is block the entry with my Brickade and shoot your face as you pull up

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>>164493234
You mean 1.1mil?
I don't see any other apartments that cost $1.5mil

>>164493234
Yeah, that's a shit plan. I bought the second most expensive one, never had any troubles with it.
>>164493552
Wrong website.You buy them from your CEO office.

>>164492904
Actually piracy prevention attracts a lot of shitters now that it's bugged and has attackers respawn right on the yacht rather than the shore

>>164493552
I think he thought you meant CEO vehicle warehouse.

>>164493630
I do. I took a break for a few months and dont remember shit.
>>164493619
Oh, okay. Thank you!

>>164491187
>nobody fucking buys boats except if you have enough dough to buy everything
>not buying a dinghy so you can summon it for free as a CEO

>25% off Special Cargo Warehouses

I bet crate transactions are at an all time low since Import/Export released. RockStar on full damage control to get people back in it.

Remembah win you leff Goffam, befoh aw dis befoh Bahman, you were gone seven yeahs. Seven yeahs aw waited hoping that you wouldn't come beck. Every yeah aw tuk a hawliday. I went tah Flowrince to this cafe own the banks of the isle. Every fine ev'nin aw'd sit thaya and ohdah uh Fernet Branca. Aw had this fan'asy that aw would look acrawss the tables and aw'd see you thaya... wiff a wife, maybe a couple kids. You wouldn't say anyfing tah me nor me tah you but we'd bohf know 'at you'd made it, 'at you wah 'appy. Aw nevah wanted you tah come back tah Goffam. Aw always knew thaya was nuffin here foh you 'cept pain and tragedy. An' aw wanted somefing moh fah you 'an 'at.
Aw sill do

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>>164493893
WHY WOULD YOU EVER NEED A BOAT THOUGH
AND PEGASUS COSTS LIKE 200 YOU SHITTER

>prior to update had about 15 open spots for cars
>only 1-2 from update I wanted
>use my office garage to buy cars I won't ever actually drive but make great ornaments for that garage

Anyone else know this feel?

>>164493941
Yeah, because Rockstar cares about old content being dead. cough almost every mission ever cough

>>164494010
>I have never had my aircraft destroyed over water
>I have never been stranded in the middle of the water for some reason

I bought the Dinghy for 50% off last year and never used it, now that it's on the menu is come in handy a few times

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>>164492702
>leave my character on the street for five minutes to take piss break
>hear myself dying as i walk back
>look in the info log to see who did it
>mfw i text the guy asking him to kill me again so i can be sure it was him

>>164493941
I still see people running crates all the time. If it was 50% off then you would be on to something

>>164494010
>spawn boat next to you
>call Pegasus and spawn it miles away in a different body of water

>>164494247
If you die in the water you spawn on a jetski retard.
>>164494415
Nobody has even answered why in fuck's name you even need a boat in the first place

>>164494272
>leave my character in her apt for half an hour to grab a bite to eat
>come back and she's a Christmas tree with 20mil
I have no idea how to take this..

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>>164463406
You better watch it or we are going to hack your steam and steal your grill and then make fun of you publicaly for being a boi playing a female character in an online game.

We are legionare
We don't not forgive
We donut forgot
Expecto Patronum

>tfw gta6's online will be better designed in almost every way
>except it will be impossible to make money and it will be pay to win as fuck
>and the competitive racing scene will stick with gtao until 2024
fuck

Are they giving a bonus for selling crates too or just for selling cars??

>>164494010
>Not owning a submarine
It counts as a boat

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>30 collection points.

Oh my

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>>164494554
you don't have to need a boat, anon. sometimes you just want one

>tfw taking players out to see in the Marquis
>tfw there's ~30 tryhards battling it out in LS and you're just circling the map in a submarine