srg - speedrunning general

>when /srg/ doesn't update marathons anymore

It's time to put the doggo down

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>2 posts early
elin

simplee elin

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post speed webms

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Chibi just confirmed on stream that he's being blackmailed into not playing Battle For Bikini Bottom. But he doesn't give a shit. He's streaming it anyway because he "doesn't have anything to lose at this point."

Fucking based.

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>>164524287

>>164525215
this is killing my internet any chance of making it with a lower bitrate?

>>164524886
Blackmailed into not playing it? What?

>>164525215
what the fuck abomination is this?

twitch tv/iateyourpie/v/4810463?t=02h45m03s

le frick n fake enthusiasm man oh booty!

>>164527108
are you retarded or just a sociopath? Look at the engorged carotid, his face is bright red. This isn't an act you fuck.

>>164522879
Who else is hyped and excited that based M1 will be speedrunning on AGDQ next week?

>>164525215
how the fuck did you get this to pass the file size limit?

He, His, Him.

>>164528942
surely you're not talking about our girl narcissa

>>164527859
Me.
(I'm a girl, by the way).

>>164527636
dude frick! im so frickin excited! oh booty!

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>Runner is on a loading screen/something you can't speed up
>Is mashing anyway

FUCK OFF YOU'RE GONNA FUCK UP YOUR CONTROLLER FASTER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>164532037
does that anime girl have one huge boob? LUL

>Runner gets world record and uploads video to youtube with "World Record!!!" in the title
>World record gets beaten
>Previous record holder doesn't change the title of their video

alternatively worse

>"(((Former World Record!!!)))"

>>164533529
classic
now let it die

The first 1:16 in Super Mario Sunshine

ion? more like cryon after squid laid the grinddown on his records lol

Tfw meows won't lemme get a mcpick 2

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>>164533529

>>164534195
Based 18 spikes
Did you know; the name eighteenspikes is a reference to smash 64, which had 18 moves that spiked

>>164534195
>unironically having a video that is double the length of the current record listed as "old wr"

>>164524886
tfw you're totally free to do as you please because everyone has seen your cock

god i sure hope yashichi starts doing speedruns again... he was my favorite runner!

god i sure hope srgduck starts doing speedruns again... he was my favorite runner!

>>164536210
>chibi is allowed to do whatever he wants
>slayer is allowed to do whatever he wants
You may be onto something here.

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thwarted by the mom gamer stigma

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twitter0com/emilybrks

reminder to support trans people

>spend serious time in the lab developing top secret strategies for myself so I can reclaim world record
>grindmonkey world record holder submits new PB days later that incorporates them

>>164537179
mychal jefferson! you're an absolute madman!

but seriously guys, why even post wr videos on leaderboards? why should i give away the fruits of my labor to some some subhuman grind ape so he can turn around and take away MY time?

but seriously guys, why even post 2nd place videos on leaderboards? why should i give away the fruits of my labor to some some subhuman grind ape so he can turn around and take away MY time?

>>164538385
why even run, in you're head youll always know youre superior :)

>>164529438
Don't ever post this here again.

>>164539397
Don't ever post again.

>>164539612
Don't ever post.

>>164532037
I do that sometimes because some of the games I run have really random loading times

>>164503124
Lmao i done thot dis ho wuz Cyberdizzemon lmfao

>>164528417
For one, it looks like complete ass

>>164540547
https://youtu.be/8dRsIWYFXvk?t=32s

Special shoutout to Ennopp who plays the piano whenever these scenes play.

i love yashichi and his girlfriend is pretty cool too

>>164429321
https://twitter.com/puncayshun/status/816277383791706112
Proof he is serg

>newfaggots don't even link to old thread anymore
where's the etiquette?
shame on you all.

>>164545784
just let this shit die

>>164545784
why don't you link to it, then

>>164545859
why didn't you sage?

>>164545784
We never did that here, cakeboi.

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>>164534195
none of these are even pbs but I get the point

im pretty confident someone autistically linked all of these to me years ago and suggested i change them to say that but now that you mention it idk why theyre listed anyways

https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/5lxpka/can_we_get_over_chibi/

>>164545475
everyone knew he was serg when the succubus took all his money and dumped his sorry ass.

>>164548018
our boy BootyBlasted

>>164533529

what would you do?

>>164523863
i want to FUCK an elin

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Threadly reminder to maintain proper posture when you speedrun!

death is very special in japanese culture

i watched anime

>>164548638
holy fuck is this photoshopped

>>164548638
Cosmo's shoulders are so fucking broad wwhat the fuck my man. And he was an ugly dude to. My GOD it's a fucking disaster imagine if you were his Dad oh my fucking goddddd

>>164549209
smaller

>>164548638
cosmo is a fucking mess

>agdq opening is by someone in 3rd place by minutes

how does this happen

>>164549623
popularity

>>164549623
because grindxmonkey would embarrass himself by not being able to get out of the first level after 1000 attempts

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>MUH ANXIETY

no cosmo you're just a lazy leech who is out of practice when it comes to social interaction.

cosmo doesn't suffer from anxiety, he's just a manchild who refuses to leave his comfort zone.

>>164524886
Is this the same Chibi that embarrassed himself during Tomba 2 and got caught cheating at TTYD?

>>164550462
Who is Cosmo? You mean Narcissa Wright? Why are you referring to her as male, if so?

>>164550692
you are a man narcismo

>>164550629
no it's the other one

>>164523863
cute elin girls hmu

>>164550781
You're delusional.

>>164551593
t. narcismo

>>164532037
>constantly mashing buttons and twirling sticks needlessly
why do muh wrists hurt?

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>>164550462


>he's just a manchild who refuses to leave his comfort zone.


aren't we all?

https://twitter.com/trihexx/status/816582541318688768
https://twitter.com/krbk1/status/815108283857911808

>>164554626
Someone point it out to him lmao

>>164554626
How is tracing not disallowed on Creative when karaoke is specifically banned.

>>164554626
trihex? more like fryhex after he got fried and roasted by pyotr_

https://www.twitch
.tv/narcissawright

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>when the soylent hit u

>>164550352
wow what a post, just wow

death to all tranny nutters

>>164550352
t. ion who cannot face the fact that he has been btfo over and over

Friendly reminder that it's harder to get a 1:44 in 120 star than it is to get WR in all other speedgames.

>>164561781
- Guy who can't even sub 1:10 in 70 Star

>Narci's stream right now

What the fuck? Is this flirting?

>>164547068
moar

>>164562432
>pretending to be toastrider, the true God Gamer

>>164563019
>can't even 1:44
>god gamer

grinding 5s ILs doesnt mean shit, they are easy to master compared to pulling out a decent 120 run, which he cannot do and his 10 x 120 runs proved that.

>>164563205
Toast has a 1:42.

>>164545784
Cakeboi ass niqqa

>>164563205
>they are easy to master compared to pulling out a decent 120 run
Then why haven't cheese or puncayshun mastered them? Toast has the best RTA strat times on the entire spreadsheet.

Cheese only just recently got a 51 ttc100 for the first time. Toast had that shit a year ago and has done it multiple times since then.

>>164563274
His time is over 2m slower than the record, so he is obviously not a god gamer. Cheese could get to final Bowser and stand there for 2m and still beat him. Think about that.

>>164563205
>his 10 x 120 runs proved that.
He hasn't done RTA in a year you nigger. Obviously he's going to be inconsistent.

>>164563421
>th-the rta spreadsheet!!!

Cheese and Puncay speedrun, Toast is too afraid to buckle down with a full run so he dedicated the time they use to run to doing autistic single star ~rta strats~

>>164563489
>His time is over 2m slower than the record, so he is obviously not a god gamer.
His time is slower than the record because he's not a fucking grind monkey. He picked up the game, got 1:42 in a week, then didn't touch it again for a year.

>>164563568
>so he dedicated the time they use to run to doing autistic single star ~rta strats~
He made a comprehensive and invaluable 120 star guide that shits all over anything Siglemic ever made. He innovated numerous movement optimizations that the best runners now use. He has contributed more to the community than any other top runner.

Ask Puncay and Cheese if they think Toast is a God gamer. Their answer will be the same as mine.

NARCISSA IS DYING ON STREAM

>IT HURTS
>OW
>OWWW
>OWWWWW
>MY STOMACH

SHE CAN'T WALK

>230 people are watching Cosmo bent over trying to let out stinky farts

>>164563901
>"despite the pain, i'm having fun"
i wasn't exactly convinced that she was an attentionwhore yet, but this is just too much

>this is what passes for content on twitch.tv

>agdq 2017
>bunch of absolute shit games no one cares about or wants to watch
>various shitty indie games released on steam in 2016 and 2015, blatantly just an ad spot disguised as a speedrun
>fucking undertale as the last game, the undigested nut on top of the shitpile

it finally went to absolute trash

>>164564439
>it finally went to absolute trash
You say this every GDQ. Give it a rest.

>>164564492
this is the first time i visit this autistic shithole general any GDQ

>>164564526
if you don't like speedrunning, why are you even here?

>>164563602
>using grind monkey unironically in an argument

Yeah you just lot buddy, his time is 2m slower because he cannot dedicate himself to getting it lower. Trying to put those who can down is beyond beta.

>>164564736
because you fucks ruined GDQs

>>164564939
who is "you fucks"?

>>164565030
you and this entire cesspool of a general

>>164565057
If you don't like the general, why are you even here?

>>164565057
>he thinks serg ruined GDQs
lmao

>getting good times is now a bad thing

only from srg and the bitter, jealous stream monsters that post.

>>164565408
am i a good time

>>164564939
>because you fucks ruined GDQs
lol?

Cosmo realized he was a failure so now he's lashing out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKv1EoLqT8Y

Thanks a lot, Narci. I hope you know you and your kind are partly responsible for this.

And I bet you sleep like a baby, too. You couldn't handle the pressure and responsibility of being a man so you chickened out and took the easy way out. Your bloodline ends with you now. How proud you must be.

Imagine having a kid and ruining your life because you fall for the 'bloodline' meme. That is maxiumum beta. A true cuck.

I would unironically fuck narcissa wright.

She'll be complaining about her wrists AND her prostate once I'm done with her.

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weekly reminder that Mike Uyama is on his 28th week of paid medical leave.

https://forum.speeddemosarchive.com/post/the_point_of_absurdity.html

>>164571793
28 months of being """""""""""""""""""""""sick"""""""""""""""""""""""

he still manages to show up to gdqs to collect that paycheck though.

>>164571793
who?

>>164568948
i knew you were a top, kollin!

what the FUCK Apollo Legend? what happened to your HUGE video that was going to shake up the whole community?

>>164572858
just activate it already frogburt

>TMR has a fundraiser for his own personal collection of NES games that he will be "forced" to sell, when his mom gets "sick"

>>164574595
oh i see. he wants to have all the carts so when he finishes his NESmania nintendo will give him publicity. if he was seen as finishing every NES game but didn't own them all they would think of him as a dirty copyright pirate.

frogburt? more like froghurt after bounceybased laid the smackdown on his ass

>>164575632
>based
imagine getting unironically triggered by video clips of yourself being an autist

>>164575770
>autist
Stop using words that you don't know the meaning of.

>>164574595
>implying he won't do ANOTHER fundraiser instead of selling them

>>164577909
why not both? what is he going to do with hundreds of videogames that he by his own admission has no interest in ever playing again lying around his appartement collecting dust?

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Soon...

>>164582446
pepsi endorsement confirmed

fucking sellouts

>>164582617
pepsiman was pretty over brother
the actor went from like no followers to 3k+

https://twitter.com/commachoo/status/816711115845595137
What did he meme by this

Why hasn't our boi gotten any endorsements yet?

>>164582929
meows needed to be beaten more often as a child

>>164582929
meows sticking up for pvtcb

>>164583084
pepsiman is a BASED speedrun t b h

who else /HOYPE/ for AGDQ??????????????????????????????

>>164588936
HOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP

>>164577808
No

>>164588936
HOYP

>>164533529
the (((russians))) did it

the russians are hacking speedrunners to turn them female

>>164563568
you are the absolute most retarded person on this planet, you actually have to be. you probly dont even run this game you mouthbreathing fucking retard

what game are you running at agdq

you're running a game, right?

>>164590476
>supporting a scam
>catching diseases
>watching autists embracing degenerate party culture
>wasting a lot of money and time
no

>tfw russians hacked ur speedrun and now ur in 4th place

its pcf not msf dumbass

>>164592174
Radiation CAUSES cancer, you can't stop cancer with more radiation
prevent cancer my ***

Speedrunning Not Transitioning Challenge

the death of ion

remind me who has the first run at agdq?

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>>164593285

>>164590363
>get owned, wait all day then reply as someone else
lmfao

I'm disappointed with the lack of JRPGs on this GDQs schedule

>>164595947
me

>>164597298
thats what rpg limit break is for

>>164596783
hahahahaha. make the head better and this will be golden

>>164596783
lmao

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>Contra 4 Mr. K

YESSSS

>>164596783
holy shit so based lmfao

Just recently got into the speedrunning community and I'm having A BLAST of a time right now, things couldn't be more swell

But tell me something, is Werster literally our boy or what?

>>164598571
no he isn't.

also
https://twitter.com/wersterlobe/status/816741657282363393
>I hate seeing misinformation and this is the time of year people start bringing it up all the time: I am not banned from GDQ events.

https://twitter.com/wersterlobe/status/816741696838828032
>I was temp-banned after '15 (for a period of time I wouldn't have gone anyway). It was for exploring the hotel that the event was held at.

GDQs are scared of Apollo Legend's impending video. They got werster to spread this lie to push the narrative that "misinformation is being spread around this time". They want to protect PCF and themselves from the backlash that Apollo's video will have.

>been a while since I've watched Pokemon speedruns
>see what's going on
>Gunner is STILL on Pokemon Red

Surely he has to be one of the biggest monkeys around.

>>164596783
lmfao amazing

>>164599850
Why didn't he just fucking say he was banned for exploring the hotel instead of having people speculate for two years? Dumbfuck.

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>>164602630
lmao

>>164601626
because it's not true. he was banned for something far worse. if it was only for going into some hotel kitchen he would have said it right away. people aren't stupid and can see through the lies.

>>164603712
werster admitted to having a wife's son

im not sure what could be more humiliating at this point

>>164601626
it's definitely a lie. but werster would say ANYTHING to protect his wife's son.

>>164599850
>fake news started with speedrunning
wew

>>164601626
Why would exploring a hotel get you banned? There must be something shady going on there and Mike Uyama is involved in it. It's probably connected to his disappearance.

Werster collected a bunch of hotel door keycards as a joke/prank/autism and he was banned because of that.

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>>164607565
its more than that
probably involves adrian

>thirsting over Adrian
kek

3d games are harder than 2d games because they have a BILLION TIMES more possible directions to aim.

>gets Spyro world record using a D-pad

>>164609463
degenerate

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>trying this hard to make yourself look relevant

>>164611094
almo is pathetic

>>164606134
He stumbled across the "Anonymous donators"

Legit none of you speedrun.
Stop making this thread (after AGDQ is over)

>>164615057
stop it now

https://clips.twitch
.tv/witwix/SleepyWalrusShazBotstix

>>164618140
stop it now

anudda shoah

Hi guys, will there be any good trans runners at this years AGDQ?

>>164620160
All of them. Speedrunning is tranny territory now

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Are these threads always this dead?

>>164625739
let it stay dead

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I can't wait for more dank memes

ian edward arkin? more like trannykeys after mental illness laid the smackdown on him.

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>>164524287

a BULLET in the HEAD of EVERY disgusting tranny FREAK

>>164625739
yes
everyone here is too scared to speedrun

>>164625739
yeah, they always get the GDQ bump though. About 90% leave after GDQ is over, 9% stay a week and 1 new autist decides this is a prime shitposting thread

>>164630281
a WORD to the POST of EVERY well-deserved tranny HATE

>>164630281
And every speedsuccubus too!

>>164628808
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLWu4V56q10

>>164628485
is there any game more based?

>>164631193
now now anon, they have their use at marathons
its the one like nancy that need to be purged

>>164630281
especially trannykeys

Hello, I noticed that there's a user by the name of "ElementalHeadcrab" in my chat. What should be my course of action?

mata al cangrejo

>>164632896
ban, including all alts http://pastebin.com/UESAsXtQ

>>164632896
Cut about 1/4 along the head.

>>164631405
I wish there was metacommentary to tell me what the hell the commentary is talking about.

>>164633702
[wibbler's tism intensifies]

cronikeys are you dating almo?

fuck off onion

>>164633885
he's mentally ill

>>164633982
word. onion's desperation is pathetic

>agdq 2017
>bunch of absolute shit games no one cares about or wants to watch
>various shitty indie games released on steam in 2016 and 2015, blatantly just an ad spot disguised as a speedrun
>fucking undertale as the last game, the undigested nut on top of the shitpile

it finally went to absolute trash

>>164633702
i can define some things you're confused on, if you want

/srg/ Shitposting (WR Attempts)

>>164568217
People still post nobodytm? Thought he got rid of his videos.

i'm gonna need it to be quiet for this trick

this is a marathon safe strat. it is much slower than the actual strat that is used in the speedrun, but I won't embarrass myself by dying if I use this strat.

>>164635625
I think I started getting it after a while. Some of it, at least. I have no idea what the specific things were he called "pussystrats" on, but I got that he was doing his spindashes wrong.

*awkward silence and nervous shuffling for over 5 minutes*

>>164639568
I'll detail them, it's easier to understand if you have werster's WR run as a reference

https://youtu.be/WLWu4V56q10?t=498

https://youtu.be/AnAgjTBH_R8?t=454

I'm actually not sure about this one, I think it's the jump?

https://youtu.be/WLWu4V56q10?t=509

https://youtu.be/AnAgjTBH_R8?t=461

Calls him a granny for not doing the spindash before going in the tube

https://youtu.be/WLWu4V56q10?t=694

https://youtu.be/AnAgjTBH_R8?t=635

Self explanatory

https://youtu.be/WLWu4V56q10?t=1000

https://youtu.be/AnAgjTBH_R8?t=844

Doesn't do the screen wrap (a technique where you take advantage of the screen scrolling to teleport you to a different position) in the best way

If you need definition on terms, let me know

rwhitegoose is streaming and you can actually talk about cosmo without getting banned.

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Where is he?

>>164642585
faces_for_radio.jpg

>>164640530
That's actually very informative, thanks.

>>164548416
not put WR or World Record in the title because I'm sure at some point in the future the time will be beaten and then I don't have to edit a title

also because its kinda clickbait to put it in the title lmaoing @ people that have a custom thumbnail that has WORLD RECORD on it and then it gets beat

>>164642585
I can't wait to hear him talk for ten hours

>>164627339
He tried to warn us.

goose is making fun of you guys

>>164648568
no he isn't

ded

>>164634675
There are about as many games I want to see this GDQ as there were in previous GDQs or in pretty much any other speedrunning marathon.

>>164653550
>half mexican
>illiterate
>always looks bored
>whiny as fuck
>puts no effort into streaming
Never figured out why people give money to this bitch.

>>164654737
>illiterate
nigga speaks 3 languages

NO MAMES

>>164654737
cause le funny expletive ridden screaming man with a gimmick

>>164658243
>>164654737

you sound like scorned lovers or something

youtube.com/watch?v=pSdY1wX9nYk&t=16m25s
I want to kill srg.... figuratively.

>>164657123
>le 12 languages at below elementary school level meme
wow truly i am amaze

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>furry porn went to shit because of trannies and no more cunts after Hardiman died
>video games going to shit because of them
>best time of the year is becoming shit because of them

It's not going to be worse this year, right? It can't get worse...

>>164661153

>agdq 2017
>bunch of absolute shit games no one cares about or wants to watch
>various shitty indie games released on steam in 2016 and 2015, blatantly just an ad spot disguised as a speedrun
>fucking undertale as the last game, the undigested nut on top of the shitpile

it finally went to absolute trash

>>164661295
I haven't even looked at the schedule. There better be a 120 star SM64 race at least with good runners.

>>164661295
Psychonauts, RE zero, SH 4, Super Monkey ball, CCS tetris, Sparkster, system shock 2, doom, sm sunshine, turok, la mulana, SM galaxy 2, dark souls 3, under tale for the cringe

Any other runs I should make time for? don't know 95% of these games or runners.

What's an actual good watch?

>>164661380
Fuck off. No one wants to watch that stale piece of shit with constant wahoos and 1 ups.

https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/5lsrdf/agdq_2017_which_runs_are_you_excited_for_the_most/dbyqpfu/

>>164662774
>Over 3500 words
I ain't reading that shit

>>164661984
>1 ups.
???

>>164662774
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>>164662774
based reddit mods, based ALT-F-X

>agdq 2017
>bunch of absolute great games everyone cares about and wants to watch
>various terrific indie games released on steam in 2016 and 2015, bigly just tremendous success presented as a speedrun
>tremendous undertale as the last game, the terrific cherry on top of the success

it finally went to absolute based.

>agdq 2017
>bunch of absolute great donations everyone one cares about and wants to give more
>various generous indie game developers with games released on steam in 2016 and 2015, ran as ad spots to generate more money so they can give to charity
>successful game called undertale as the last game, the cheery on top of what will be the largest speedrun fundraiser event ever

it finally went to absolute nirvana

This one's for you serggy
https://youtu.be/3jx7SF65wbs

kick cancer

>>164668713
in the HEAD

>>164662774
Can anyone tell me what happened here?

>>164670887
thanks for the late response!

>>164670887
>https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/5lsrdf/agdq_2017_which_runs_are_you_excited_for_the_most/dbyqpfu/
perilouspeanut and some fag arguing about the comminty for their shitty meme game.

>>164670887
Massive autism argument with Shift_HD the wannabe godgamer who drips with stigma literally writing 10 page autism essays about spongebob

>>164672069
thanks for posting this meaningless out-of-context image, anon

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>>164659679
imagine you get mildly internet-famous for speedrunning zelda.

then one day, you stop speedrunning entirely. you stop playing zelda entirely. you literally change your name and gender. and you start making streams of you dancing around with your buttplug whilst you shove pizza into your mouth and beg for money from strangers.

then you make videos where you wonder why people feel like your streams "aren't you" anymore.

what cosmo doesn't yet realize is that his streams ARE a reflection of him--the truest reflection of an entitled, spoiled, overrated who peaked too early in life.

*bird laughs*

>>164678358
ruined it at the end

>>164678358
>overrated who peaked too early in life

lmao

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>>164679492
YOU SCARED BOI?

>>164680063
i wonder what this guy speedran

>>164687546
headcrab this has to stop

>>164687203
drop ur name

>>164687203
>vag
nice try, we all know there's no real girls at agdq anymore

>>164599850
fake GDQ news

>>164689532
I hate seeing all this misinformation about GDQs around this time of year. AGDQ is a hard working charity fundraiser that is staffed by people who devote thousands of hours a year to the event. They only take money that they need and they only ban people that disrupt the fun and friendly atmosphere that GDQs have.

Anyone who is against GDQs are literally against charity and should be removed from the speedrun community altogether.

how many trannies and tumblr monsters has speedrunning spawned last year?

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>>164690629
Shifty /srg/ sticking up for Mental Mike Uyama to cover for how terrible their general has now become. Sad!

>Hi-Rez expo starts this weekend
>Twitch gives the ability to have viewers cheer directly to the players
>AGDQ starts this weekend
>AGDQ doesn't offer viewers to cheer bits at their favorite runners
>AGDQ doesn't support the runners in any way.

Gee the speedrun community is really slipping behind if even SMITE community and Paladins community give monetary opportunities to their people.

>serg calls itself "the swamp"
>trump vows to drain the swamp

lol?

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No memes--is this nigga doing sponsored tweets without disclosing them?

>>164693072
you don't need to disclose advertising, it's just a murrican meme

>GDQ Packing and Preparation Stream

>>164693360
Did you see the gun he hid in the NES shell?

Be sure to download the vod for the 24 hour news coverage.

Anyone got the scoop on why every Souls game runner hates this bubbles guy?

>>164693884
The God Gamer Stigma

elajjjaz got that bb WR - soon bubbles gonna kiss his ass again

https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/5l7g9f/fight_the_stigma_2017/
Will you fight the stigma?

>>164693884
keeps hopping around different games (in general) for w/e is popular
pretty much a sellout without consistency since he doesn't keep one audience and stick with it

>>164696304
can we just get it done with and convert GDQ into some sort of tranny conversion fundraiser

https://medium.com/@moofinly/speedrunning-and-sandwiches-c45129de0c4e#.6hr2ozx9w

more like muffin

>>164697794
>and-sandwiches
lol? it should be speedruning-and-soylent

>>164678358
>changed name
no one cares, anyone interested in the speedruns would still follow
>changed gender
no one cares, anyone interested in the speedruns would still follow
>stop speedrunning
this is what people cared about and followed him/ her for and it's gone, why is she surprised that her viewership dries up when she no longer made the content they wanted
just check her streams out nowadats, whenever she's playing an actual game she has way more viewers and the chat is a lot more tame
NO one cares about cosmo's transition into a tranny, they only care about his transition into an irl streamer

wally more like folly because he doesn't do anything right lmAo

minion more like simion after he got exposed banging a tranny freak

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>>164698379
are you being ironic? no one is this retarded......

headcrab more like headcrap lamofof

>>164698379
>she
>her
stfu fucktard

>>164698379
Wording this. Imagine Cosmo transitioning in 2015, picking up OoT Ganonless or All Dungeons (like he planned) and having streams where he explained glitches, answered questions and doing commentaries. Sure, he'd look like a dried up tranny, but I bet he'd still pull in thousands of viewers.

This was never gonna happen though, sadly.

>>164699803
>sadly
fortunately, you marxist freak

>>164699829
wally that's rude

pie is so thirsty for gamerchrissy lol

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>>164699648

ion more like monkeyposter after squid laid the smackdown on him

post the death of ion

>>164700575
the death of ion

>>164700136
>gamerchrissy
hope he gets catfished LOL

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d*ng.... narci about to overdose on that soylent

>be browsing twitter in the AM
>"Awesome Games Done Quick starts this Sunday! Don't miss it"
Jesus Christ, you tranny loving fuckfaces just can't let something that stopped being good years ago die, can you?

>>164706157
agdq isnt run by srg you fucking idiot

>>164706385
Hi newfag. Of course I know that. You niggers keep supporting this shit by watching it though. And don't say that you don't watch it, because I know you do. It's the one """high point""" you have the entire year.

>>164706635
>i-i know that!!!

>>164706157

>agdq 2017
>bunch of absolute shit games no one cares about or wants to watch
>various shitty indie games released on steam in 2016 and 2015, blatantly just an ad spot disguised as a speedrun
>fucking undertale as the last game, the undigested nut on top of the shitpile

it finally went to absolute trash

>>>/v/362935839

>>164707348
>waah waah me not get first run despite me grind all year like monkey

>>164708146
what? i'd rather get my dick slowly torn off than attend there

>>164708146
>same pasta is now squid
just stop zionst

real talk, the death of ion is the funniest srg meme after the birth of squid

Remember when speedruns were interesting?

>>164708434
post it

>>164708580
it

>>164708240
>so jealous of a truly skilled runner getting the opening run that you start hating AGDQ out of spite

remember when speedruns where playing games fast and ADQ was fun and not subliminal tranny conversion hypnotist programs?

>>164708729
>3rd place

since squid wants to be a marathon opener so badly maybe he should create a new event called the grindathon! he would take up the entire week trying to get out of the first stage LOL

>>164709172
>this guy is too good at speedrunning time to shitpost about him

>>164709302
grind monkeying is not speedrunning and besides, you got exposed when you tried to speedrun 70 star and peaked at 198th place despite grinding 18 hours a day for over a year lmao

>>164709459

>>164709302

>>164709459
>grind monkeying is not speedrunning
do explain what speedrunning is if it doesn't involve speedrunning the game

Cismo

>>164709692
>>>/trash/

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What is the Good Gamer Stigma?

>>164706981
I do know that. You typing like a baby doesn't change anything.

>>164711016
you have to go back

>>164708449
Yes, 2010-2013.

>>164711167
Stop posting Claris.

the god gamers stigmata

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>>164699648
hehe, here's a late response laugh for (You)

kill those animals! lol

>there are people posting on /srg/ right now when our boy Pie is literally streaming right now.

lmaoing so hard right now!

who we watchin

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>>164524287

>>164719119
starting with grindxmonkey

why is the squid clique so autistic?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QzkmhQTTPI

>>164722760
caleb unironically

>>164730008
because being autistic is a requirement for spending 10 hours a day engaging in gay ERP and epic shitposting

clint?

i want narci to dominate me and rip me to shreds ~

>>164735119
grindxmonkey...