Ready for AGDQ 2017, /v/?

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>>363133071

How many tranny runners will we have?

>>363133226
Friday is going to be a wild ride.

Dude I love bagels

Free Bonesaw

>>363133226

Cis runners are banned. I thought everyone knew this already.

I physically can not watch this shit.

>>363133226

They need to get a proper camera, the fucking blurriness is far too benefical to them.

>Undertale speedrun
fucking why?

Will this be surpassed this year?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WotPzG2nys

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You guys are fucking pathetic. You guys have no goddamn clue in the world how frustrating this is. Go ahead and call them autistic all you want, it doesn't change the fact that this is perfectly normal response after spending thousands upon thousands of HOURS on a single game and fucking up on ONE little thing, similar to fucking up on a test problem that's from a test that's worth half your grade. People get angry all the damn time. Maybe you should actually try speedrunning so you actually know how it feels. Oh wait, you guys are shit at video games. Don't ever talk to me or my wife('s son) ever again.

>>363133725
Jesus Christ
>2 years
>looks like that

>>363133834

>he hasn't seen the twitter picture they were posting during sgdq

Save yourself man because you'll think he looks amazing on that video after.

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I just got done moving over from livestreamer to streamlink and am trying to decide on what I should set my HLS live edge and HLS segment threads to.

>>363133756

Isn't Werster a cuck now? What went wrong?

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im ready

>>363134107
Someone post it, don't have it saved.

>>363133071
Depends, have they unbanned Bonesaw?

>>363133756
>that hair
Thought this was a JUST edit.

>>363133725
>outing someone like that
why

Any new good speedrun you should see?

>>363134343
he also is having an Anthony Burch tier wedding

>>363134540
Because the truth hurts.

xGDQ is a shell of it's former self, gone so sterile compared to the older ones.

Are there any smaller events being held around the same time instead?

>>363134540
Well it's not like it was well hidden.

>>363133071
>Chibi Caveman was already 3 years ago

There are some games I'm looking forward to.

>Undetale pacifist ending is a finishing run
God, that won't catastrophically backfire at all. I hope they get some trannies on the couch too.

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>Snowed in
>Piping hot cup of coffee
>Snacks
>Civ VI in the background

Shit's about to get comfy.

how long until enough speedrunners get fed up with gdq and make their own event where fun is allowed.

how much longer until someone tries to ruin desert bus for charity

>>363134540
he wants to get angrly pounded byy 'her'

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>>363134392
Here you go senpai. Just looks like a dude in a dress to me

>>363134343
>Isn't Werster a cuck now?
didn't his mother help his brother cuck him or something?

>>363134818
>snacks
this is the best but also the worst for me

im not gonna go crazy with them this time


mabye just a coffee and donut or something

>>363134939
It's already happened twice, in canada and on the west coast

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>>363135282
Holy shit, that dildo and lube behind him kek

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>>363135282
Thanks senpai got it saved.

>Cats fucking in the background
>Dildo beside a bottle of lotion
Everytime

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>>363135282

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>>363135282

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>>363135282
holy fuck just kill me now

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>>363135704
>Nigga on the couch trying not to bust out laughing

>>363135704
Why do they allow such harmful transphobia?

>>363135384
are they any good?

>>363135858
Surprised they didn't cut the stream and ban the runner right there.

>>363135802
fatso was giggling too

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I'm ready for comfy

>>363136097
>Some of you have probably wondered why I'm knitting...

>>363136172
Can you stop?

is notch still donating this year after fighting trannys all last year?

How long until this shit starts?

>>363136262
No, he stopped donating because of the bits system on twitch. I'm not sure how he connected bits to GDQ in his brain, but that's why he stopped donating.

Chibi vs Caveman this year?!

>>363136324
Game?

>>363136395
16 hours

>>363136439
Yes, that's a game.

>>363136395
https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
look it up here, it adjusts to your local time

>>363134179
>streamlink
Is that the new hotness? I noticed liveatreamers development seems to have stalled

>>363136489
Thank

>>363136489
I laughed.

>>363136439
Sonic Adventures 64

>>363136439
super mario galaxy prototype, you faggot

>>363136507
>The only good day is tuesday.

fuck, I have overtime that day.

Why are most clips GDQ "cringe" compilations just examples of safe social small talk humor? Oh, right.

>>363136439
Dorito Kart 2: DX

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I hope based blueglass will be there to bless runs with his presence

>>363136789
What is his fucking problem?

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>>363135704

Oh man, chance makes the best jokes.

But really - typing of the dead speedruns?
Aren't there like actual typing competitions or something?

>>363136789
Laugh of the god at 20 seconds in

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2gjTkm2er-4

>>363136789
Nope, rule number 1, NO. FUN. ALLOWED
no seriously, his laugh """"""distracted runners""""""

I hate these events and speedrunning community in general. The fucking awful cameras, the fucking awful setting that looks growdy and dirty, every fucking thing about it is cringe and disgusting.

People need to stop supporting these things. The people organizing them are shitheads. Awful Graphics, Awful Lighting, Awful presentations.

>>363136413
whatever, less money to the dumpster fire that is agdq

>>363136789
YSG is the hero AGDQ needs but doesn't deserve

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>>363133226
only one good one

http://pastebin.com/2VFvVDyL

>>363136526
It's what the guy making that livestreamer twitch gui decided to switch to.

I am unironically looking forward to it.

Watching AGDQ just before Uni goes back is always something I love doing. A last hurrah of memery and bullshit before I have to study again.

Does /srg/ still have any bois left or have they all abandoned that dead thread?

>>363137130
Fucking chibi

>>363135282
a dude in a silk dress

Is Cos- I mean Narcissa going to be in attendance?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiqMPHrts1Y

>>363137130

When I started to read I was like
>50% he is "I'm done" or 50% "I'm female actually"

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>>363137206
mfw AGDQ starts right before college gets back

>>363135282

>Framed Sylvanas, the protector of the Dildo and Lube.

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>>363137516
>mfw I'm going to Stradbroke and will have no internet for all but the first two days of AGDQ

>>363137367
I get that reference.

>>363133071
>Every fun runner gets banned
What's even the point anymore.

Oh boy, i can't wait for Autists Gaymers Degenerates and Queers of the Current Year + 2

>>363137112
She's not running anything.

Back me up?

>>363137648
To rake in money from normies

>>363135929
To be at yeah but their production quality is quite a bit lower than games done quicks as well as being notably shorter

>>363137710
but she'll be there AND she runs stuff. so it counts

>>363137236
/srg/ doesn't really have any specific bois anymore
like there are still runners who post in /srg/, but they aren't exclusively /srg/'s bois. they all moved on to other groups within the speedrunning community.

i miss 2013 when /srg/ was its own speedclique and we all got so excited when duke and grav got runs into sgdq 2013 cause it was like our shitty little irrelevant meme community was finally getting "real" recognition

>>363135282
>femdom and crossdressing fetish
I can never act out fantasies because I don't want to be associated with these faggots.

>>363134343
Please tell me one of you have the video that was up on YouTube of him flipping his shit out about this to his mom with the stream still running.

>>363137901
its fine to do it in your own privacy or with someone else but to make it a life style is a completely different thing

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>>363135704
>the guys in the back fucking losing it

>>363137901

Well don't try to act them out like they do then.
Just in your bedroom with the curtains pulled and your gf fucking your sissy ass like how normal people do it.

>>363137982
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OvXI-q0naA

>>363138057
>His mom literally helped his brother cuck him
Werster is the worst kind of cuck

>>363136789
YSG is the face of everything right with GDQ events
It's probably why he isn't allowed to sit in the front anymore

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>>363138057
You're the best, man.
Thanks.

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>tfw internet is being extremely shitty because of a problem within my area or some shit
>missed the best post 2017 events in the MMO I play the most
>can't play most of the games I usually play because insane packet loss
>can't talk with friends because Discord disconnects every 30 seconds
>have a harder time in my job as a web dev, having to explain my clients my situation as if they care
>now I'm gonna miss AGDQ because I can't even watch streams properly

Yeah yeah le /blog, but this shit is making me suicidal and I can't take it anymore. Life without internet when I depend on it is the worst. Is like being a football player and having leg injuries for weeks or something like that.

Anyway yes I'm ready for AGDQ. I always look forward it.

>>363133071
Am I missing something about AGDQ? It seems like no matter what time of year there's thread going with either these two faggots in the OP or that pic with the guy and the girl in the car. Who fucking cares?

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>So, sometime next year things are gonna change a lot. When Lilly comes to Australia and we get married, I'm going to have to change my time schedule in regards to streaming a lot. Main reason for this is actually around her having a son as well, and taking care of him is then going to be huge priority for me, so the time me having for speedstuff being limited.

What the fuck happened to him?

>>363138364
JUST

>>363138198
Go to a bar you fag.

>>363138364
>Even da gawd Werster turns into a cuck

My god. Speedrunning truely is aids.

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Will they be attending?

>>363138260
There was pretty minor drama that happened then everybody acted like these two beat the shit out of each other on the gaming floor.

Anyway they are a good posterboys.

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>>363135282

>>363137901
Just keep it a fetish and not a lifestyle.

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>>363138364
>around her having a son as well, and taking care of him is then going to be huge priority for me
I can't take it, it's too perfect.
Werster has become the embodiment of failure.

>>363138490
looked like he smoked a fat one before he took this pic
or an outer body experience
hope hes okay

>>363138490
Only his wife.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ar9qA3WJInk

>>363138364
just the Werst

>>363138364
>it's real
>the literal cuck meme is real
http://pastebin.com/7baPQt8g

why werster, why?

Post your best memes from last year

>>363137836
Those were good times
and we did marathons and shit

I don't think any runners actually still post on /srg/ though. What a fucking cesspool

>>363138502
Yeah I'm familiar with the story. What I don't understand is how it's so popular that the day after AGDQ another fucking thread like this will be up saying "Only 364 days till AGDQ 2018". Is it that big a deal?

>>363138765

No, /v/ GDQ threads are just shit.

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>you will never be an autistic cuck raising someone elses child that will never truly love you since you're not their real dad

>>363138364
>her having a son as well
what did he mean by this

>>363138870
Why would anybody subject themselves to that?

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>>363138915

>>363138915
Is Wanda going to himself already? Really needs to happen soon.

>>363139004
The world is a mysterious place, anon.
We'll probably never know.

>>363138915
>2013
>werster is an active poster on /srg/, is notorious for being aggressive and offensive, literally said "fucking niggers" on the agdq bonus stream
>2016
>now a full blown SJW and a literal cuck
is there a single member of the speedrunning community whose life has actually gotten better over time instead of completely falling apart?

>>363133071
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfKQUEPcgi8
Will there be women?

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>>363133226

Miles is a tranny now too, so I'm going with all of them.

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>>363138490
I'm too new to understand what happened with these two. Would someone be kind enough to explain?

>PJ only have one run
He always have the best runs

>>363139304
r/SamandTolki

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>>363139219
Based Runngerguy.

>>363139219

There will be men dressed as women.

>>363139209
no, the only peoples who's lives have improved is those who have left.

And not cosmo

>>363139304
they were married and the chick got drunk and fucked the top Banjo Kazooie speedrunner. He wrote an apology pastebin and it was very funny. The two were never heard from again until not too long ago, when I think they both finally broke their silence, but I forget what they said. Google it

>>363139271

whats miles look like again?

>>363139219
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU GUYS NOTICED BUT

>>363139271
>Miles is a tranny now too, so I'm going with all of them.
looks like he's running metroid on tuesday around 11am est. HOIYPE

>>363139304
the two went to sgdq 2014, the girl fucked some guy named stivitybobo i think and they broke up

the husband was off the internet until pokemon moon game out

>>363139304
https://www.reddit.com/r/SamandTolki/comments/4pys0e/sam_and_tolki_the_timeline/?st=ixnytrz0&sh=17191726

https://www.reddit.com/r/SamandTolki/comments/58w32r/sam_and_tolki_the_discoveries/?st=ixnytt2b&sh=f1cc537b

>>363139209
PJDecesare despite being more of a sellout now and deluded into thinking GDQs aren't utter garbage

>>363139432
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOjBY40xcYU

>>363139363

Can't have too much fun now.

>>363139271

Wait... are you fucking serious? He went tranny?

Glad I stepped away from the Prime running community for a while. That has to be a fucking travesty of a transformation. Dude was ugly to begin with.

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>>363139134
Nah, his "fans" provide him with monthly provisions of soylent. So he will only die from disease caused by eating soylent exclusively.

>>363139490
>guy on the left is a """""""""woman""""""""" now

>>363139480
I don't think it's so much that he's deluded, but he's probably in the split with Uyama.
They've been friends for a while, I believe.

will /ourguy/ naegleria be making an appearance?

>YSG looks vaguely like me

It makes the stream hard to watch

>>363139565
>Dude was ugly to begin with.
at least fat boy has tits already

>>363139568
He's still eating that shit? Did no one explain to him that soy is what fucked up his hormones in the first place or does he genuinely think it's a form of HRT?

>>363139653

You don't need to worry anymore then!

Since he's banned from being on camera.

What is it about speedrunning that turns boys into """girls""", /v/? Is it something in the water? Are the controllers tainted with concentrated hormones?

>>363139429
>fucked the top Banjo Kazooie speedrunner.

The notion of hierarchy based on how quickly someone can complete Banjo Kazooie is just

life just keeps finding new ways to be absurd

the ride never stops

>>363139827

Because speedrunning is pure degeneracy.

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>>363139271
>the way he's using his status as a tranny to market his streams
>GIRL PLAYS

sick degenerate fuck.

>>363139568
He eats soylent exclusively?

Ok I kinda have respect for him now. It takes quite a bit of medical knowledge to make that decision.

Can't figure out why he chose to be transgender except if it was some masterplan to get more patreon funds.

>>363138870

Why not?
I think its more that you'd never really love them as your son/daughter because you know they are not yours, but if they grow up with you it'll be the same for them if you join early enough.

>>363139860
Hey Goose.

>>363138198
move

>>363139304
Quentin was fun.

>>363139827
contact high

>>363138915

Aha, I see so this was /v/'s "ourguy" in speedrunning.

/v/ itself is in its JUST phase too and you don't even realize

>>363139568
>>363139868
I want to see a trannysex vid of these two

there is only one speedboi who has truly stood the test of time

still pure. still top level. stream and personality are almost entirely unchanged since he first started streaming.

our eternal guy, zfg.

>>363139827

If I was doing a psych PHD, this would be my thesis.

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>>363139827
The same exact phenomenon you see here.

It's just a bunch of autistic savant fucks that turn gay out of desperation.

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>>363134361
0xwas is cute!
CUTE!

>>363139916
>It takes quite a bit of medical knowledge to make that decision
Take a wild guess on why he's so fucked up.

>>363139827
They finished speed running the male gender. They are all balding and full of estrogen, might as well reset to a girl.

>>363139827
And for some reason all trannies run the games made by Nintendo.

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>>363138057
Holy shit

Werster got fucking cucked by his mum and brother. Jesus.

>>363140140

if they were full of estrogen they wouldn't be balding though

>>363139827
Trannies have their own degenerate bully armies.

>If I pretend to be a girl all these retards will defend me when I get called a faggot

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>>363139568
>still manages to make more than Dobson

>>363139827

Attention.

Its the whole point behind speed runs, to be known as the fastest at doing something. They crave attention. Its only natural they try and take shape into a woman to maximize their chances for it in a crowd/hobby primarily driven by men.

>>363136097
I really miss seeing the audience reactions in the background. Now they have to sit far away from the couch and out of frame.

I guess it's a side effect of how huge the event has become, but damn.

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https://youtu.be/a4aNwPSnll0

>Watching retarded Speedrunners run shitty games with stupid donation messages, read by a faggot announcer, while reading a thread full of retarded faggots posting anime pictures

I'm ready

>>363140237
its a strat

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>>363140285
I really miss the events being fun in general.

>>363140304
He feels horrifically ugly from every angle.

>>363139827
They're speedrunning their lives.
Tranny% involves changing gender, eventually getting the debuff "Crippling Depression," and ending in the "Suicide" event.

>>363133725
>girlfriend

How can you be this delusional?

>>363138057

Why are speedrunners such a fucking trainwreck irl? Werster is a cuck, Chibi is an autistic retard lving off the government, Cosmo is a tranny, etc etc. Are there any speedrunners who are well adjusted functioning members of society? Bonesaw? He looked pretty normal.

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>>363139827
does anyone have a complete list of all speed trannies?

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Does anyone know how to make 4chan autoscroll down when a new post is made?

I wanna use the threads as a pseudo-chat

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>>363137516
> spring semester starts immediately after AGDQ finale.

Perfect.

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>>363140363
I think we all do, anon.

>>363140304
the only angle it looks good in is turned around

>>363140459

I'd fuck middle right if I was drunk enough to miss the penis.

>>363140458

Most of them. Not that you could tell, what with these threads being a depository for retards to spout cuck and tranny.

>>363140498
>implying anyone wants to see that nasty-ass hair

>>363140459
How the fuck did Kayo Police do it so right, and everyone else fucked it up?

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>The cultural marxists got to Siglemic, too

Fuck everything. FUCK IT ALL.

What exactly is it that attracts trans people to gaming, specifically speedrunning.

>>363136439
WAHOO

>>363140304
I almost pity for him.

>>363140304

>even just rewatching all your own vids would blatantly paint it obvious that YOU WERE HAPPIER AS A MAN
>can't think clearly enough to understand it anymore

Taking hormones is really a one way ticket, once you are on them you are too stupid and emotional to be able to get off, seems like ruining your life and killing yourself to save face is the choice females would make.

>>363140613

What exactly is it that attracts anybody to gaming, specifically speedrunning.

>>363140606
What happened to Sig?
I thought his life got better after he stopping playing Mario?

>>363140613
it's an easy way to have attention and recognition

more sjws = sjw dollars

it's all about the money, besides the usual reasons

>>363139271
US FIRST FEMALE PRESIDENT

PLEASE NO ELECTION TALK

NO VIDS ON DAY OF.

its a salty kind of feel

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>>363140363
>>363140467
>fumos

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>>363135282
She's kinda cute.

>>363140713
no

he spends all day playing typeracer and shitting in diapers

>>363135704
How did that get up on screen?

>>363140613
The community full of desperate betas.

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>>363133071
>battle for bikini bottom
i'm ready

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>>363140847
>shitting in diapers
Oh god, I forgot all about that.

>>363140591
>japanese
>plastic surgery
>started early enough

>>363140530
I'd fuck a tranny if he/she/it was legitimately attractive enough. Problem is that there are only a handful of attractive trannies on the planet and you'll never meet one of them. Or on the other side if they are actually attractive you wouldn't know she's a tranny. You just wouldn't talk to her same as the real women.

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>>363140790
F

>>363140947
Wait what?

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>>363141009

>>363137198
Neat

Livestreamer still works perfectly well with twitch, but there are tons of other sites it doesn't work with. Like YouTube

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>>363140783
>US FIRST FEMALE PRESIDENT

>>363141059
Oh my fuck...

>>363140613

Thats not what happens though anon.
>lonely nerd who never gets attention or validation spends his life on video games
>streaming gives him a window to get attention and validation from - but only if you are doing well, accomplishing things or are an entertaining person to watch

Good at vidya but got none of those? lost your WR? nothing special why anyone should care about you? Also you are 25 and a virgin and prison gay from trap porn and acting like an anime girl on the internet?
Well its your lucky day because calling yourself trans is now a one way ticket to attention-town, population: your entire echo-chamber of other retarded tranny-supporters.

I know people on /v/ who could read this and recognize themselves in this, if it didn't hurt them too much.

>>363136902
yes there is

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Are you guys saying that you wouldn't fuck the Pre-OP Non-HRT transgender dude on the left?

This is a reminder for all you trannies out there. If you didn't look like a girl before taking HRT you'll never look like one.

>>363141059
That's not really him

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>>363141059
gets me everytime

>>363141095
Holy shit

>>363139219

>Speedrunner doing the virgin glare

Why do you guys have to make it so obvious that you've never fucked a pussy

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https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/121070346/#121173935

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>>363133725

>unashamedly, unironically demanding applause for your publically claimed tranny 'girlfriend'

...how did he not reflexively kill himself out of shame? I don't fucking get it.

>>363141238
Hello Sig.

>>363140713
>life gets better after playing mario

what is evil and demonic about running to the right?

>>363141231

I always get the feeling these two probably have more STDs than a pack of niggers combined.

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>>363141238
Haha, right. It's just an """impostor""", you know? Big Jon had this same prank pulled on him!

>>363140843
not even a little. looks like an ugly guy to begin with put on a dress. its looks ugly. not even pity dates. maybe a pity fuck if the trucker is drunk and blind and depressed enough.

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>>363135282
As expected

>>363141423
>Big Jon had this same prank pulled on him!
there comes a point in every gdq thread where the big jon dk image needs to be posted. that time is now

>>363141412
They are probably already dead since they made those videos.

>>363137774
>but their production quality is quite a bit lower

I don't really get this.

The equipment cost to stream at a "professional" level is ridiculously low.

1 mic for the donation reader, and 1 each for the runner and at most 5 couch commentators is $1400.

3 high quality gaming/rendering rigs (the most you could possibly need even for the entire event) is $3500

An HD webcam is $40. You need at most 3. 1 for interviews, 1 for runner + couch, and 1 for an audience view. $120

An external hardware audio mixer might be expensive, but literally every convention hall has one that's super high quality and you are allowed to use if you rent the space.

If you're doing it in someone's apartment/house/hotel room you don't need an audio mixer because you could literally just do it with a software mixer on whoever's PC.

And yet when you go in the Discord/IRC chats where they plan out the GDQ events they throw numbers around like needing $150,000 just for equipment.

Where does all this money go? Because generally the presentation of any given GDQ event is still godawful. It's like none of the idiots setting shit up have ever streamed videogames for a day in their life.

I'm a Twitch liaison whose job it is to get popular streamers better equipped and setup with sponsorships. I had to meet with some of the GDQ morons two years ago. Ask me fucking anything.

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>>363141059
Who the fuck even is this?

>>363141423
his facial expression in this pic has always confused me

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>>363141059
>>363141423
I'll never forget that time a few years ago when someone brought it up on his stream, and he had to damage control super hard.

>>363141059
>>363141423

Kek, so the only speedrunner who actually had some feminine features for transitioning is even more fucked in the head than the rest of them.

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>>363141231
>Make-up

>>363141646
the expression is clearing showing that he has a tummy ache and is about to shit his fucking diaper

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b56N17d4WnM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fw-2i8SBiq0

>>363139458
>all this cucking drama and shit behind the scenes
Holy shit how deep does this rabbit hole go

>>363141605

>I'm a Twitch liaison whose job it is to get popular streamers better equipped and setup with sponsorships. I had to meet with some of the GDQ morons two years ago. Ask me fucking anything.

What did you eat for lunch today?

>>363141059
He'd be cuter if he wasn't wearing a diaper.

>>363141626
Our boi siglemic of SM64 fame.

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Post your favorite runners.

>>363141231

>non-hrt

But that is wrong

>>363141729
Why do you keep posting this? She looks even worse on the right with ten pounds of makeup. Bitches don't know not to overdo it. That much makeup is why her skin is dry garbage on the left, which obviously leads to needing more makeup to clog her already dead skin.

>>363141231
I would prefer to fuck the actual girl on the right 2bh.

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>>363139271
he spent the 9th having a mental breakdown

>>363141814
i always thought it represented a bit of shame and apprehension

as if he's revealing the diapers to a friend for the first time and is worried about how they're going to react

it's a very moving piece, truly avant garde

>>363141872

Like 7 sliders from KFC.

It's all I ate today at all.

>>363139480
Even that magic is starting to fade.
He's been saying in recent streams that this will probably be the last one he does anything with.

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>>363141912

Who here is gonna watch it for the cringe?

>>363141523
theres a big jon dick pic?

>>363141954
The right is a man as well. But you already knew that.

>>363141729
Holy shit balls that's the same girl? I legitimately thought it was an old lady and a young lady side by side at first

>>363141954
>actual girl.

Nigga they are two dudes that decided to go trans at the same time.

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>>363141912
You know who the fuck it is boi.

>>363141996

I prefer twisters myself.

>>363142067
Same tattoos.

Also NEVER trust a girl with make-up.

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>>363142084
Excellent choice.

>>363142038
>Who here is gonna watch it for the cringe?
Only reason why I watch it. When the tranny ran Pikmin and they put the chat emoticons only so everybody started spamming the sword slaying bcboner. Shit cracked me up.

>>363141605
Haha, but seriously where is Mike Uyama?

>>363141912
...who is this?

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away from drama and onto speedgames. What runs are you looking forward to?

>>363142030
"Runner"

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>>363142030

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>>363142237
An actual woman speedrunner.

>>363142237
some girl that hippie had on his stream once like 3 years ago

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>>363141912

>>363142280
what the fuck, nigga, find a printer

>>363142235

He was not in the group I met with.

As I understand it, he lives off a series of investments made by his accounting firm and continues to draw a sizable salary from a combination of charity organizations associated with GDQ.

>>363138057
Really just sounds like the mom was trying to diffuse the situation

>>363142267
>"Runner"
That's GDQ deepthroat world record holder to you

>>363142246
AGDQ is about collecting paychecks for PCF, not speedrunning.

>>363140459
top left is an actual girl though

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Any more girl speedrunners?

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>>363133226

>>363142447
it's actually about mike jewyama and co. lining their pockets

the """charity""" thing is largely bullshit

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>>363142039
donkey kong

>>363139568
>So he will only die from disease caused by eating soylent exclusively.
I don't think so. In most versions of the myth of Narcissus, Narcissus eventually commits suicide.

>>363142246

What is there without drama?
We all hope for a new "You may have noticed I have been knitting all this time"

Who cares about the runs anymore.
That is also why all thse trannies and SJWs are a good thing, it's like a free trip to the zoo.
It's just not as fun anymore as it was.

>>363141231
J-Joost?

>>363140458

ZFG had a full time job for awhile. He quit so he could stream more hundo and apparently makes a livable wage from it.

>>363142541
If you threw a water balloon at her her eyebrows would disappear.

>>363141231
Who are they?

>>363142593
How the fuck do you do this to yourself?

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>>363136789

>>363142703
It takes a lot of focus.

>>363142396
I thought that was Tolki?

>>363142703
Because it's fun.

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>>363142703

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Get comfy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Au0_G8AhslU

>>363142557
Good thing I'm not in a filename thread

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>>363138057
>>363138364
>werster is actually a cuck
What the fuck. I thought you fags were just memeing. Is this the true destructive power of speedrunning? Is participating in it just a monkey's paw?

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>>363142853

>>363142703
there's a video of him out there drinking this huge fucking pitcher of shit to make him fat I wish I could find it. do that daily and you'll be him in no time

>>363142853
Why do they move away from each other after that kiss?

I don't get it can someone explain it to me?

>>363142853
>could have a gf but porn "addiction"
Just can do it senpai.

>>363139868
I can't even imagine how awful he looks as a "girl"

>>363142947
This is why homosexuality is degenerate. This kind of shit is disgusting.

>>363133656
Because it will draw shit ton of donations from kids who think that they are original and funny when they donate with one of the three Undertale jokes as a message.

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>>363141059

>>363138490
He donned the JUST so well

>>363142982
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USX0Lce4VSQ

>>363134540

People dont go through that kind of thing if theyre ashamed of it. And I doubt theyre delusional enough to think its a secret

anyone have webms of the guy who pretended to be in a phone call

>>363141382

>Not wanting a girlfriend with a penis

What are you, gay?

>>363143302
I need to see this as well.

>>363142947
god is truly dead

I am so fucking ready.


Someone post the webms of the My Little Pony Spaz guy and the guy falling off the thing at the park.

>>363143075
It makes them more comfortable.

>>363143079
Yeah, that's it. I'm sure.

>>363142998
>tfw

So what run will be the most spaghetti filled?

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Remember the anal training kit tranny?

This is her now.

Apologize.

>>363143108

Why, theres no heterosexual fat people?
Probably several in this thread.

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>>363133226
Hopefully all of them

>>363143454
>fap daily
>can't get hard enough to stick it in
>stop trying because loneliness is better than he embarrassment of pretending to have whiskey dick for the third time

reply if you didnt check your privileges

> When you can't remember the strat for projector skip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLC25WRWf_E

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>>363143495

>>363143495

>using makeup, best angle, lighting etc, cherrypicked from 500 shots, who knows how many procedures
>still a blatantly obvious tranny

Whats the point, I'd rather fuck a man than someone stuck between two things.

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>>363142853
How long did this guy had to be her beta orbitter to finally be able to make her his girlfriend?

I am in the beta orbit for about 4 years now. But I just feel like it's my turn anytime now.

Don't believe in this "Alpha" memes anons! If you stay in the Beta orbit long enough you'll eventually get the girl. Look at this .webm for proof.

>>363143495
He's still ugly. Was actually better before.

>>363143525
They usually don't make societies for trying to get people fatter, unless it's beta men who are really desperate they'll take a fat chick who refuses to lose weight.

>>363143495
Ayyyyy lmao

>>363143495
FOREVER

A

MAN

>>363143459
Undertale will be physically painful to watch. Not because of the game or the run, but because the donation messages will so fucking bad during it.

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>>363143579
I'll check this

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GuEzJUDGKn

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>>363143495

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>>363143495
>that chin
>that clearly shaved chest

>>363140458
The speedrunners from the JSRF community are pretty cool

>>363143674

I'm sure we could find one anon if we tried.
Also I don't really see a problem with them containing themselves to their of shithole, unlike say the trannies.

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>>363143720
>Greetings from Germany!