/owg/ - Overwatch General

Penis

rip sombra. her translocator has a second of weird delay when throwing it. Its a bug and will be fixed, but who knows how long that'll take

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Cute lesbian cosplayers

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>Blizzard add special sprays to celebrate Diablo's 20th
>they're literally just pictures of Diablo characters

Literally fucking why, could they not be bothered to make them relevant to Overwatch at all?

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>>164497218
Being Sombra is suffering.

>>164497012
>Not the newest patch notes
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752488691
dumb lesbian poster

>>164497315
Who gives a fuck about Diablo?

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>>164497290
Why is girl love so best?
>tfw soon females will be able to procreate with other females
>tfw males will become obsolete in your lifetime

What a time to be alive.

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I love Hana.

So is the middle east still a shithole in the Overwatch universe? Is that why Mercy is there?

>>164497401
>No balance changes
Balance is perfect guys :^)

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Tracer!

>>164497436
I'm pretty sure the majority of women still like men and are sexually attracted to them, anon.

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Here we have a recording of this poster's >>164497436 morning routine.

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>>164497401
>patch notes
>s

>no balance changes
>none

haha d.va and ana and 76 are balanced right guys?

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HOW THE FUCK DO YOU PLAY OASIS
WHAT SPOTS DO I NEED TO KNOW
WHAT DO

>>164497686
Are the notes even out?

The game is so boring right now. It feels like it has 8 or so characters total, not 23.

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Lesbians are the worst

>>164497686
no bug fixes either, sombra can still glitch in walls on half of the maps

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>“New Years resolution? Take some time off”

>new map
>no map exclusive brawl

bravo blizzard

>>164497824
is it with her translocator? I have that happen a lot.

GAY TIME TRAVELER

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I WANT REINHARDT TO gently cuddle me on the couch in his big arms as I nuzzle into his musky chest hair

why is christmas event still on

>>164497705
I DONT KNOW EITHER BUT ITS LOADING IN NOW

>>164497757
I bet Mercy can deepthroat the largest of dicks.

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>>164497569
Holy fucking shit that brush goes so deep into those folds!

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>>164497393
>Reaper useless because of Dva
>Widow useless because of Dva
>Sombra useless because of Blizzard

Why is Talon such a laughing stock?

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Dwarf sexual drive

>>164497393
I want to make half white half mexican babies with Sombra

>>164497569
T-thicc..

>>164497860
yes, you can either put her translocator in a spot that you can only crouch in or throw it in spaces the translocator can fit through

>>164497879
AND >>164496857
MAKE A CUTE COUPLE

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Do we have a list of the characters' New Years resolution lines yet? I know there have been a couple posted here, wondering if anyone found any more.

jesus fuck what is with the pings

it is not my internet

>>164497773
OP messed up, here's the note"s"

https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752488691

>>164498016
Pharah wants to take some time off
Winston wants to cut back on peanut butter and have more bananas
Mei wants to lose weight
Thats all I've heard so far

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why are people triggered by cute lesbians?

>>164498102
Well a lot of people are complaining about ping on reddit too so it seems to be a major bug

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jzqa_9a7ofE
>tfw switch to Pharah and can fly across the map or even fly over to the other 2 control points
neat

Sombra's translocator needs to travel faster imo. Not farther, but just faster. And she needs to keep her movement momentum whenever she translocates back. As it stands it kills any flow to the game waiting on a translocator to land

>>164498180
1) they aren't cute

2) degeneracy should not be encouraged

3)it's pandering

>>164498138
Thats rather disappointing. Not even a fix to the Mei exploit in 3v3. Thanks, anon.

Oasis only brawl mode when?

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So what's the point of the PTR again if shit like this is going to make it on to live?

>>164498315
>degeneracy should not be encouraged.

That's where you're wrong, friendo.

Commando Team skins when?

>>164498165
>Mei wants to lose weight
Is Blizzard confirming the thicc meme?

>>164498405
after pings aren't fucked

15ms to 160ms

it's like they put me on spic servers

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>>164498315
they are cute and you know it

>>164498452
go smoke your gay weed and shut up senpai

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>>164498315
>1) they aren't cute
Subjective opinion

>2) degeneracy should not be encouraged
Degeneracy is just a word for things you dont like and has no objective merit.

>3)it's pandering
Everything in pandering, you are just upset that you are not the one being pandered to for once.

Tracer is a cute and I want to see her kiss every OW girl.

>Enemy rolls double Ana, double Soldier, Reinhardt and D.VA

Might as well quit that match.

>>164497705
OKAY LET ME TELL YOU HOW TO PLAY THIS BRAND NEW MAP THAT JUST CAME OUT TODAY YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT

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SOMBRA BUFF WHEN?
Ana was useless on release and now she's one of the best characters
Sombra has been out for months and she hasn't even been touched

>enabling headshots only on customs lets you survive the cars on Oasis
GEE WHIZ BLIZZARD

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>>164498464
>Captain Commando skin for 76
All of my want.

>>164498562
>Subjective opinion
No shit

>Degeneracy is just a word for things you dont like and has no objective merit.

No degeneracy is anything that goes against traditional western values. Like carpet munching

>Everything in pandering, you are just upset that you are not the one being pandered to for once.
No not everything is pandering.

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>>164498525
Weed is gross but gay is great, familam

>>164498724
You think that's bad? You can charge your Zarya shield on them. >>164498438

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>>164498652
BUT ISN'T THAT WHAT PTR IS FOR
ANON PLEASE I'M JUST A POOR BOY IN SEARCH OF ELO

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>burn idiots in No Limits with no aim gun
>get free booxes
Thanks Blizz.

>>164498841
>all that torb

CANCER
A
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C
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>>164498438
Not much of a tactical advantage desu, youre like on 20 once you get to see any action?

>>164498707
Ana is single-handedly responsible for the triple tank meta. Blizzard is being extremely careful with each new hero so this doesn't happen again, which is why Sombra is in wait-and-see mode while a meta develops around her

>>164498894
NOBODY TAKES PTR SERIOUSLY EVER. HOW DO YOU THINK DVA KEPT HER 600 FUCKING HP

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>>164498315
How does it feel being mad over nothing all the time?

Seems exhausting.

>>164498932
Nothing stopping you from doing it with both shields if you have a partner

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Ziegler and Song

>>164499001
Meh, it's the new normal

You gotta be mad to keep up with all the SJWs

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>>164498801
>degeneracy is anything that goes against traditional western values
Which western countries? At which time period? Under what rule? This sounds like a pointless catch-all definition that can be twisted in whatever way someone wants to so that it fits their regressive ideals. Is democracy degenerate because the West was traditionally Monarchic?

>No not everything is pandering.
It is, though. It just depends what demographic you want to cater to.

Anyway, this is /vg/ and I dont want to take a break so
>>>/pol/

>>164498932
>reliable, free charge
>not much of a tactical advantage

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>>164498971
I'M SORRY FOR BELIEVING PEOPLE ACTUALLY USED THE PTR
I WON'T COMMIT THAT MISTAKE AGAIN ANON I PROMISE

>>164499050
Tbqh I just want more gay Overwatch heroes because it's cute

>>164499046
Oh great, we've moved onto gay pedo posting

see? This is why degeneracy must be nipped in the bud

I've farmed like 10 'last' xmas boxes. What kind of ruse is Blizzard trying to prepare?

Girl love is cutest and purest love.

>>164499245
Well from the state of the latest """"patch"""" my guess is their office is running on a skeleton crew and is on fire

>>164499130
ITS OKAY I THOUGHT THERE WAS A PTR FOR A REASON TOO

>>164499216
it's not pedo, d.va is 19

>>164497218
I thought it was my latency, so I logged out and back in and it stopped happening. Was it already fixed?

>>164498016
Junkrat wants to travel more

IT IS THAT TIME AGAIN
Blizzard has made the horrible decision to have you create a new Overwatch hero!
>Gender
>nationality
>race
>personality
>role
>weapon
>passive
>1st ability
>2nd ability
>3rd ability
>ultimate
>who would you ship them with
Let out your creativity!

anyone else getting horrible lag? everyone in my match had 240 ms ping

>>164498812
Can you still teleport on them as reaper and go outside the map?

>>164499349
>cutest and purest love

>2x the acidy vagina juice slopping everywhere

nice joke

>Constantly getting Widow in mystery
>Enemy stands still and my bullets go through

What a wonderful game.

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>>164497569
>when the brush disappear

>>164499450
ffs yes it's a widespread issue

>>164498165
Dva wants to catch up on all the videogames she didn't play.

>>164499193
Well, I want more plot and for people to stop this stupid tunnel-vision focus on who likes to put their mouth on which genitals, but here we are. What the hell is so "cute" about gay romance anyway? What makes it so remarkable? I've had a lot of fujo friends but this still baffles me.

>>164499424
Lily, the Botanist Tank-Buster
>M1: Short range shotgun burst of pollen
>M2: Fire a seed into the ground which travels straight forward under ground until it explodes upon release
>L-Shift: Extend a vine to a latch onto a point and pivot up, down or around the point with Jump, Crouch, and Left and Right keys, or pull and push yourself away from the point with forward or backwards
>E: Latch a vine onto an enemy and drain a third of their maximum health and heal yourself. Excess restored health is released as a healing cloud of spores for your teammates
>Passive: can drain half her max health to use her abilities when CD is halfway done
>Ult: throw a seed onto an enemy that drains health at 200DPS growing a flower above the enemy's head. When the enemy's health is drained or after 5 seconds, the flower explodes with the damage it drained. Explosion range increases the longer it drains.

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STOP WAIFUPOSTING AND TEACH ME HOW TO CARRY SOLO Q AS REAPER

A.K.A THE ONLY HERO I CAN PLAY

>>164498165
>Mei wants to lose weight

nice bodyshaming

>>164499108
>Is democracy degenerate because the West was traditionally Monarchic
I'm not even him but commit daily Japanese numerical puzzle

>>164499684
time to learn 76

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>>164499407
>thought it was going to be "blow up more things" or wanting to steal something really impressive
>just wants to travel
THIS BOY

>>164498165
Mei's resolution is that she wants to control her temper. Nice try though.

Why is everyone getting so triggered over Tracer being in lesbians with some chick again? What, did they add a new voice that talks about how much she loves eating out Emily or something?

>>164499684
drop reaper and learn soldier

>>164499567
>Overwatch
>plot
You've come to the wrong game, son. Honestly it's cute because two dudes kissing each other is a sort of modern day forbidden love and it comes from a pure interest and attraction in another adult human being, and not any biological motivation to procreate or whatever

>>164499424
>Gender
Female (gotta make it 50/50!)
>nationality
South Africa
>race
Black
>personality
Ferocious, angry, relentless
>weapon
double pistols, similar to the Mercy and Dva ones

>>164499639
i like it though I dont understand the L-shift

>>164499797
i only care because once you give them an inch, they will take a mile

no one cares about hot lesbians

it's when you obviously do it to appease a vocal minority is the issue

>>164499810

Look at this fag

>>164499797
Yeah, her new year line is about lapping Emily's sweet ginger fanny* more

*translator's note: fanny means pussy

>>164499890
basically a Spidey-Swing

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>when your team has multiple pharos and they fight over who should be healed by you

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>>164499424
cute girl that pilots a cute mech

>>164499797
everyone is not triggered. there are just a few people who are REALLY triggered.

they need a polish hussar hero

>>164499974
Basically D.va + Pharah

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>>164499974
But, Anon...

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Same Anon from yesterday who got lopsided, fucked up matches.
What rank do you think I got /owg/?

>>164499684
pick d.va or learn to aim and pick 76

>>164499890
Basically you latch onto a point and you can pivot around that point from a spherical radius between you and that latched point, or pull and push yourself into the point. It's sort of complicated to explain but basically an interesting way to quickl flank in a duel-style form of movement

When the hell does this winter wonderland shit end?

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>>164499795
>she wants to control her temper

Are they actually trying to make the evil Mei meme a canon thing?

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>>164499974
Naw, it will never work

>>164498180
Emily isn't cute.

>>164500050
That would definitely look really fucking cool but how in the hell would it work?

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>new map patch dropped
>reports of weird character bugs
>winter event still not over for some reason
>pings on PC going haywire
>/owg/ is posting waifushit and getting mad about lesbians

Are we officially a Dead General?

>>164499810
So it's exactly like most love stories, just more frowned upon than a straight romance - since I'm pretty sure "This person would make strong babies" is not the driving force behind most straight pairings either. DESU I don't care who ships what at the end of the day, I just don't want any pairings to become a reality because most of them are cancer.

>>164499938
Yes, it's true ;o

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>240 ms
WHY
HOW

>>164500168
Never.
It's winter wonderland somewhere in the world

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>The cars fall to their deaths when they vanish from your POV
RIP

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>every match is a loss

matchmaking™

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>>164500238
Anon, please do not say such mean things.

>>164500253
nope, this place is more active than usual

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>>164500185
Shame, it would be really cute

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>Kill someone once with scatter arrow
>"damn this hanzo didnt get a single kill that wasnt scatter"
Bitch I literally took out your ana, mercy and mechless dva with precise headshots whenever I could.
I might've used it to wear down a hog and then finish him off, but that's about it.

>>164500264
Honestly I don't think Blizzard will ever confirm a ship between heroes

>>164500253
>sylvanus tights
neat

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>start up private match to explore new map
>KOTH
>on top of that get kicked from my own game for inactivity waiting for the round to end to explore the other stages
Fuck this map already desu

>>164500423
Shit, I hope not. Nobody would ever shut up about it if they did.

>>164500412
>he plays hanzo

>>>/out/

Guys, what in your opinion is the prettiest skin overall?
I think Junebug for D.Va.

>>164497569
For some reason, I think the grossest part of this webm is looking at her wrist. How the wrist balloons out and the hand balloons out, but the wrist is like it has a rubber band wrapped tightly around it. I'm getting sick just from thinking of it. I'm so repulsed right now

>>164500412
>hanzo player complaining about anything

Shut the fuck up you subhuman.

>>164500215
all he does is charge

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>>164499424
Dog with a gun hastily taped to its back
>M1: Bark (gun occasionally will fire off in a random direction)
>L-Shift: Dig (does nothing)
>E: tape wears off and gun falls off the dog's back for the rest of the game
>Ult: roll over and play dead (trick the enemy team into thinking you're dead)

>>164500357
>one match ends up like this
>you probably lost 2 SR at the absolute maximum
>feel the need to keep spamming it in the thread
We get it

>>164499639
...but how hot is she is the real question.

>>164500454
>tfw no alt-nerdy gf

>>164500423
They wont really. If shipperfags did not get the hint with the last comic then there is no point arguing.
>Tracer
>Torbjorn
>Ana
>Reaper
>WM
Literally none of their significant other was a part of Overwatch. OW as in playable character.

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>>164500576
>any D.va legendary
>pretty

>>164500412

AHAHAHAHAHA

fucking spamzo faggot bitching that people call him out for playing a skill-less weeb

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>"I'm being cooked alive in here, arggghh!"
Anyone got a list of the new lines?

>>164499797
"Gotta wrap this mission up, Emily just got a new 11 inch strap-on for tonight!"

Jeez Blizzard, kinda pouring it on thick here

>>164500576
sunyatta

>>164500621
You jest but a doge hero would be cool as fuck. Especially if he can dig or pee

>Hit the jackpot and rolled Reinhardt in mystery
>Our Ana and Mercy are too busy dpsing to keep me alive

>>164500576
Junkenstein or Balderich.

>>164499797
Because Emily is a literally-who.

Also it being Tracer follows a stereotype.

Where are those damn patch notes?

>get hanzo on mystery heroes kings row
>spam arrows through the left room on the final defense

ez

>>164500765
>thinking that lesbian love is about simulating heterosexual love

Honey, you've got a lot to learn.

>>164500675
Very floral/vine design. Wears glasses. Tsundere and mostly concerned with protecting the environment. Poison Ivy sensuality but more clothes/professional

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>>164497218
>won't fix Sombra
>tank meta has gone on forever
Well at least I can still have delicious Mexican legs.

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>>164500553
>>164500603
>>164500759
>(you)

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>>164500621
>no dog hero

>>164500845
P-people actually think Junkenstein is good?!

Triple buffering off and reduce buffering on?
Is this correct?

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>>164500845
>Junkenstein
This guy gets it.

>>164500968
What's wrong with it?

>>164500859
What stereotype?

>>164500986
If you care about input lag at all you shouldn't have vsync on at all

>>164500859
>Because Emily is a literally-who.

So? Why would Tracer date the same people she used to work with? That's a recipe for disaster, in more ways then one.

Also Overwatch is Stereotypes: the Game. For fucks sakes it has a Cowboy from New Mexico and a Korean Pro Starcraft player as main characters.

>>164500412
S I M P L E G E O M E T R Y

>no gameplay changes

Thanks Blizzard.

Is there no brawl for playing the new map?

>>164497315
>my god Blizzard you trigger my autism so fucking hard augh!

Don't you have better things to bitch about than Diablo skins in Overwatch? It's not like they're promoting NASCAR with a playable car character.

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Who's getting these when best boys are confirmed canon gay faggots?

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>ywn hold Tracer and make her feel safe in your arms after she comes home from a long hard day of Overwatching
Why even live, /owg/?

>>164501246
they don't do class changes in the middle of meta

symmetra was only because nobody but autists played her

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>playing Anubis in comp
>enemy team have a Torb on attack and fail to take objective B
>guy on their team demanding that everyone report him afterwards
>Torb ends up getting POTG but the match ends in a draw anyway because Anubis
>mfw

I'd be pissed off with Torb on attack too but telling people to report someone for taking a non-preferred pick is beyond retarded

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>tfw none of my friends are online

Why is lucio so fun?
I'm spamming between healing and speedboost and jumping around enemies like genji

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>>164500898
>Poison Ivy but more clothes
What's the fucking point you turbo nigger?

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>>164501302
Why did the artist make Emily fat?

What do you guys do to counter torb solo? I don't get it. His autoaim turret has a ridiculous amount of range and it makes it impossible to win if your team isn't doing shit.

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>no balance changes

Thanks Blizzard

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NICE TEST SERVER BLIZZARD

>>164497569

>red bra
>not sticking to blue theme
>lack of an ice theme
>stick is a weapon
>no cute sorry sorry sorry line

She has the right weight for mei cosplay but the rest is just straight 2/10 effort.

just played oasis for the first time

is it just me or was this map literally made for pharah?

>>164501373
Less is more, ya dunk

>>164500102
Probably mid gold 2200-2300

>>164499424
>Gender
MtF
>nationality
Thailand
>race
Southeast Asian
>personality
Sassy, possibly evil and Talon-aligned
>role
Attack
>weapon
Flamethrower
>who would you ship them with
Mei

>>164501470
>Zarya is now a must pick on Oasis

>>164499424

Blue hoodie kid from reveal trailer

>>164501538
most maps are since she's the only air support

>>164501470
Seems like they changed nothing from the PTR version

At that point why not just put it on live back then

Even eichenwald has retarded walls on the brick piles unlike the ones on ilios you can climb on. Not to mention the death pit where you can get revived by mercy still

>>164501050
I don't have it on.

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>Join quick play
>attack
>vs symmetra torb

Thanks blizz can't wait till you nerf one of them in 5 months

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>>164499424
a japanese omnic girl that looks like 2B

remove genji and replace

>>164500238
delete this immediately

>>164500102
>What rank do you think I got /owg/?

S2 ranks -100 to -200 like most everyone else. Unless you're a new smurf and then it's off whatever try hard level you put into QP now that no one gives a shit in QP anymore.

but other wise the placement don't really mean shit.

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>>164501834
>having problems against either of them

retarded genji main detected

>>164501754
her dad is going to be the next flying hero

>ana is long range
>pharah is long range plus flying
>dad is flying

>>164501874
but anon how will michael chu self insert without genji?

>>164501918
>hop around
>press m1
>have a mercy on my back
>with 350 health

Yeah symmetra totally isn't a problem

>>164500215
Horses need flat, open terrain to be effective and guess what Overwatch doesn't have. That being said I think the idea is cool

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>Wreck-It Ralph 2 takes place on the internet
>they go into a Blizzard game, either WoW or Overwatch
>for the cross-promotion, Blizzard puts Ralph in the game as a new Tank character
>Reinhardt's Earthshatter, Roadhog's bulk, reduces damage taken by holding his arms in front of himself, powerful long-range melee, throws large bricks for ranged, Winton's Ult ("I'M GONNA WRECK IT!!")
>New Map: Game Central Station, a two-objective map

What would be your reaction?

>>164502020
he can self insert a bullet into his faggot asian brain

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>Tired of comp
>Play lots of QP recently
>Exclusively play Hanzo regardless of the circumstances
Dont think I've had this much fun since I first got the game.

>>164501994
i hope her dad is the fucking iron man

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>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Torbjorn so much, I had all the Skins and Emotes
>I pray to Torbjorn every night before bed, thanking him for the life I’ve been given
>"Torbjorn is love" I say; “Torbjorn is life”
>My dad hears me and calls me a Bronze shitter
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Torbjorn
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It’s Torbjorn
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear “I'm ready to unleash the Molton core”
>He grabs me with his powerful Dwarf hand and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Torbjorn
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Torbjorn
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Torbjorn
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Torbjorn looks him straight in the eyes and says “I'm not a Dwarf, I'm SVVEDISH.”
>Torbjorn leaves through my window
>Torbjorn is love.Torbjorn is life.

>>164502206
I agree.

>>164499424
>Gender
dude
>nationality
west European/'murican, doesn't matter
>race
white
>personality
wears old NATO milsurp and secretly hopes he was born during the cold war so he could fight gommies at Fulda
>role
defence, tank-buster
>weapon
recoilless rifle (must be deployed to use), handgun (does fuckall damage but can be used when repositioning)
>passive
gives a slight damage boost to people close to him
>1st ability
M1: recoilless rifle (stationary) does a bunch of damage and has to be reloaded after each shot/ handgun (mobile) a >9mm handgun that does like 3 damage per shot
>2nd ability
L-shift: Deploys/packs up the rifle
>3rd ability
uses a old field telephone and binoculars to mark enemies so the team can see them for a while and deal extra damage
>ultimate
fires a guided missile (or shell, since he doesn't have a ATGM) that does a bunch of damage
>who would you ship them with
no one since he is a autistic NATOboo

anyone knows where I can send my resume to blizzard?

>>164501470
Only played this map once and dont play Zarya but wouldn't most of the charge be gone by the time you actually get to the enemies?

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>>164500893
>being terrified of dildos because it makes you feel less legitimate
>a woman would never want a dick in her cooch, that's a social construct!

>>164502231
he already has tony stark hair

he'll probably be a canadian rocketeer with a dope mustache

>>164502246
>you will never play vidya with your dad

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What streamers should i watch if i want to learn and improve?

What are the >fun streamers?

>>164502407
There are no good streamers

>>164501470
Unless the enemy team is fighting you by the road, what's the use of this? The charge is gone before you get to the objective, unless some retarded kid is potshotting you or chasing you down the road.

>>164501246
The game's diverse cast will allow a map change to significantly influence the pick rate of heroes.

>>164500491
set it to skirmish

>>164502407
play to improve

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How much of a difference does reduce buffering make? Can I use on my toaster?

>Oasis is another Clean and Tidy future city where Humans and Robots live together in Harmony

FUCK THAT

AUSTRALIAN JUNKTOWN MAP WHEN

https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/5luspq/i_ripped_some_of_the_new_voicelines/

https://clyp.it/xxfhrt5a
Zarya: My great-grandfather said: “I have a desire to buy a house, but I have no opportunity. I have an opportunity to buy a goat, but I have no desire.” So let’s drink to our desires corresponding with our opportunities!

https://clyp.it/bq1txkwe
Zarya: My new year's resolution? Five one three.

https://clyp.it/gtzbnpi4
Zarya: My new year's resolution? Peace on earth.

https://clyp.it/xlzsfun0
Pharah: My new year's resolution? Take some time off.

https://clyp.it/fzafjqei
Lucio: My new year's resolution? Hmm. New skates for all the kids in the neighborhood.

https://clyp.it/gdhwtajv
Winston: My new year's resolutions? Less peanut butter, more... bananas.

https://clyp.it/dtuo0i3m
Mei: My new year's resolution? Hmm... I could do a better job controlling my temper.

https://clyp.it/kvzhh5zv
Reaper: This wasn't a good year for you.

missing some lines apparently

>>164502281
Is this based off a classic art piece?

>>164502680
>Africa and the Middle-east
>futuristic utopias

>Europe, America and Asia
>backwards, war torn and devoid of much futuristic architecture and technology

>>164502313
>>164502468
>get teammate to help you get an insta-80 charge
>be at 65 charge and shields off cooldown by the time you get to battle
it's pretty stupid

So I think I just figured out the somewhat now obvious trick to hitting rip tires. You gotta be above or below them. To the extent of trying to get past them just to start your ult.

I'm consistently getting play of the game now.

>>164502878
>basing everything on one or two locations

You also forgot Hollywood is futuristic.

>>164502716
>Mei: My new year's resolution? Hmm... I could do a better job controlling my temper.

does she need to chill out?

>>164502407
Every streamer sucks

Just like every Widow and Hanzo sucks

Don't watch streamers

>>164502878
Overwatch isn't supposed to be realistic, so i don't see the problem here

>>164502578
>>164502578

leave it off

Do we know how long each of the regions have to play the 15 games of HotS for the Genji skin?

I'm in EU but I have no idea when EU resets for the day.

>>164503087
Any reason why?

>>164502578
turn it on if you don't like input lag

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>>164502716

>https://clyp.it/kvzhh5zv
>Reaper: This wasn't a good year for you.

This wasn't a good year for you.

>>164503035
The problem is that it's yet another attack on the white man.

>>164503013
Hollywood has some cars and some store interior, otherwise everything looks normal.

>>164502716
>Zarya: My new year's resolution? Five one three
I dun git it

>>164502716
D.Va says something about playing all the games she missed last year.

76 stopped making resolutions a long time ago

>>164503250
Her deadlift

>>164503095
I think it resets in a few hours. For some reason it doesn't correspond with HS's or OW's reset times.

Mystery is so awful holy shit. Can't wait to get my one more win and never play this fucking thing again. I sure love going against double tank and double healer all the fucking time while we get one when payload is 1 meter away from a loss.

>>164502878
>Africa and the Middle-east
>futuristic utopias

Isn't that partially due to third world countries getting cheap, instant infrastructure thanks to that light-building technology?

>>164503250
Her weightlifting record

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>>164502716
>tfw you'll never take some time off with pharah

>>164503250
Her personal best lift is 512kg. That's what she has tattooed on her arm.

Can Genji reflect a sleep dart and put someone to sleep?

>>164503250
Her record deadlift before joining the army was 512, which is why she has that tattoo on her arm.

>>164503351
yes

>>164501624
This is correct, Gold at 2319

>>164501885
This is the first time I do Competitive, ever.


I don't know how I feel about the whole thing; I feel I got fucked by Matchmaking in 2 of those matches, but I also got free wins in 3, so maybe Gold is right for me.

Competitive itself has been an interesting experience, every time someone picks what they consider a less than ideal hero they absolutely lose their shit, even though they went and picked heroes like Pharah or Junkrat themselves.

>>164503351
yes
genji can reflect almost anything, even shit like zarya's ult ball

>mei can ice block in the road

isn't it great how you can basically make it so any short range hero can't kill you at all?

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FUCK

>>164503351
Yes, and it is pretty hilarious as well

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>>164502224
>Finally give in and give up on comp
>Now exclusively shitpick on qp games instead
>Still lose most games, but now team-mates and friends can feel the frustration I've had for months.
I feel as if a great weight has been lifted from my back.

>>164503187
>Hollywood has some cars and some store interior, otherwise everything looks normal.
This makes sense, actually
I mean you're not going to tear down Hollywood or wherever King's Row is to make it more modern, are you?

Oasis was probably built some point after 2020 so the entire city is modern

>>164503128
i think it is there to smooth out frames if your monitor can't keep up with your PC

if you have a toaster, i don't think you need it

but idk 100%

What does Ster mean when he says "Gold Check"

>>164503559
you are completely wrong and have no idea what you're talking about
just thought you should know

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>>164502407
One Amongst Many. He is a small streamer, has 100-200ish viewers, but he does good VOD reviews. Here is a link to his channel and coaching playlist:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzSj38amrX0&list=PLkuQiyJ2UfukA_jxQ9LkvM9Vte1m4HJA8

He is a pretty chill, cool and smart guy that doesnt scream or act like an autist.

>>164503475
I thought you couldn't go down a rank unless you got to Diamond?

>>164503369
>>164503343
>>164503341
>>164503285
>512kg
Literally how? I know you see the robot limb on one person, but is every hero genetically altered, have hidden mechanical parts or what?

Attack is the worst thing

Fuck assault maps

>>164503687
>"LOL"

>b.net forums are complaining that blizzard released oasis since it's a "distraction" from the game becoming stale

When playing 3v3 I can't pick Soldier nor Mei (my two most used heroes), anybody else? Is this because of the Mei glitch? Patch notes nonexistant.

>>164502161
could be the next flying hero

but he has a spear

flying melee

>>164503828
>caring about b.net forums ever

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REMINDER THAT THIS IS NOW ROADHOG'S BEST SKIN,

Golden candy cane hook.

>>164503673
ok then explain it

>>164503746
Career High =/= season high

>>164503828
>Going on battlenet forums

Maybe you should stay there

>>164502407
>fun streamers
It depends on what you find fun. I find autistic screeching and redneck antics entertaining because I am a simple man with basic sense of humor so timthetatman does just fine.

>>164503768
HET, only superior russian muscles )))))))) no robot cheating allowed ))))

What's Reinhardt's best legendary skin?

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>traveling to Anubis

How about you completely rework the already shit maps before releasing new ones?

>>164503768
The same way Roadhog and Reinhardt can be inhumanly large. The characters of Overwatch are all extraordinary people. Zarya is extraordinarily strong. Overwatch is a fun cartoonish little world where such things are possible.

>>164503909
This might make me get his golden weapon instead

It was between hog or dva

What happens in Competitive mode if a player leaves after the match is already halfway done?

>>164500171
Well, some of her lines could make her seem like a serial killer.

>>164503918
overwatch by default always prerenders and buffers one frame (or more, I don't know) which means big input lag if your fps isn't really high (200+)

that setting turns this off and eliminates the input lag with no downsides. why it even exists and isn't the default behavior I don't know, blizzard is retarded.

>>164503909
halloween roadhog > maoi roadhog > christmas roadhog

>>164503768
Well that's 1129 lbs.

The world record for a man is 1180, so considering how futuristic overwatch is I think it's realistic for a woman to be able to lift that amount .

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>>164504054
> we like Assault as a mode and we think the maps provide a lot of exciting Overwatch moments

Ster is probably the most fun. But he's also really good.

Watch any pro player if you want to learn about higher level gameplay. Seagull is really good because he talks about what he's doing.

>>164504046
Bundeswerh

>>164504097
You get the option to leave the game and not be penalized after 2 minutes, but you still get a loss. If it's a disconnection, the player who dropped can rejoin but the slot won't be backfilled otherwise.

>>164504046
>Reinhardt
>best legendary

None. All of them are elder god tier besides that golden launch skin since it looks like plastic.

>>164503442
I killed a Mercy once by reflecting a widowmakers poison mine.

Good times

>don't pick Torbjorn on a defend map, he's not viable even though he's by leaps and bounds my best hero, forcing me to pick a hero I have zero knowledge of because "It's meta"
>the dude saying this is a Winston main who is outclassed by practically every other tank outside of a handful of extremely rare scenarios

And people wonder why I don't play competitive

>>164504257
not a legendary

Seagull is the best streamer because he's a pro, who isn't insufferable, who talks about his game, and who is chill
Most streamers are shit, insufferable, don't talk about the game, or immediately start screaming at their team when something goes wrong

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What would you do to possibly buff/nerf and or change Sombra?

I would reduce her magazine size down to 45, but have the bullets damage scale upward so that it would be the same damage that a full magazine of 60 does.

Thoughts?

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>>164504225
>HEY WE KNOW THESE MAPS ARE SHIT AND PEOPLE DONT ENJOY THEM BUT UH FUCK YOU LOL WERE NOT CHANGING ANYTHING

>>164502407
Watch that Zylbrad guys videos, he'll teach you how to use Bastion on attack.

>>164504398
Tighter spread on gun

Hacking isn't interruptible

Boom viable

Every time I watch a Competitive match I realize that I am WAY overestimating the difference between Comp and Quickplay.

>>164504225
like misfits getting stalled out for 2 minutes because the other team just went stall characters.

>>164503351
I've had this happen as an Ana player. I shot a sleepdart at long range aiming for d.va as my 276 ulted and then ulted s76 for a nanoviser.

Genji reflected in response to the s76 ulting and he accidently reflected my dart right into s76.

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>>164502224
>>164503497
>tfw shit stats but could care less because having fun with the game and playing with friends

>>164504398
attacking a hacked enemy gives 25% of the damage back as health
move her to support section

>>164504398
That idea Anon had about Sombra having backstab damage was great. Also shooting/ulting destealthing her immediately.

>>164504398
make hack go through shields, reduce hack time to 0.8 seconds

>>164504493
you forgot making her announcements quieter and reducing or eliminating the action delay after breaking stealth

>>164504120
If it has no negative affects why wouldn't this be on by default anyway?

When the fuck is Ana being nerfed? I don't understand why this patch was Oasis and nothing else

>>164502224
>trying hard in overwatch

It's a fucking casual game for kiddeogamers. How anyone takes this game remotely serious is beyond me.

If I want to play an actual FPS game I'll play quake.

How do I get together a competitive team so I don't have to soloqueue?

>>164504398
less range on noise when coming out of stealth

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>>164504581
Best feeling honestly.

Its kind of ironic how video games are not for fun these days and in how they frustrate people to no end.

>>164504605
>make hack go through shields, reduce hack time to 0.8 seconds
glad you don't work at blizzard

>>164504705
see the second part of my post
blizzard are retarded, they probably think it helps the game run smoother when in reality it just makes shit worse
I don't think I've ever seen another game with this "feature" on by default

>>164504605
No one could ever use reinhardt then. I'd just have it so that there's no lag on shooting/hacking after coming out of stealth.

>>164504709
They've gotta throw up another PTR with balances changes to give the illusion they care about the feedback.

Why is it that most people find incredibly difficult to stay close to their team and spread out as much as possible?

>>164504715
>I'll play Quake
With what people, nerd?

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>win 2 in a row
>haha, perhaps i can finally get to gm!
>lose 5
Master bracket is such a fucking RNG of a bracket it's not even funny, you either get 10/10 GOAT teammates or every single one of them can't group up, goes alone and is shit

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>First 3 picks
>Widow, hanzo, sombra

I know quick play is menat to be """fun""" but when this is your attack team on anubis

this is not fun

>all these beta cucks trying to rationalize their shit stats

>>164503176
Wahhhhhhhhhhhh
WAHHHHHHHHH

>>164504729
make friends you autist

>>164504216
>The world record for a man is 1180
That makes it more believable. Still a fuckton to deadlift, holy shit

>>164504849
Good, reinhardt is boring to play against anyway.

We got anything else besides Oasis and reduced buffering?
Like, patch notes would be nice, Blizzard.