/ss13g/ - Spessman on a Spess Station General

Hippie may have our server by the balls, but they will never take our waifus!

>>164470086
All our waifus have balls though

>>164470108
feminine balls

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please enlist

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>>164470086
>tfw always interact with the waifu's as a friend and nobody called me their waifu yet
Waifu's are for friendship

First for mechanic is the best job

>>164470795
but anon the best job is having no job at all

god damn do I love being an assistant

>>164470830
>god damn do I love being a shitter
good riddance

>>164470914

>mechanics
>not shitters playing on ezmode

>every round I try to reinforce medbay's floor and walls, the supermatter shard delaminates
THREE ROUNDS IN A ROW
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>164470963
>assistant
>calling anyone shitter
baka desu senpai

Instead of being powered by muh giant SMEs, there should be some sort of Power relay from the station.
If the main station is out of power, the Asteroid bases should also become dark

>>164471408
asteroid is fucking magic senpai it will never run out of power and that's why people don't build engines in dorf rounds

>>164471408
don't touch my fucking asteroid you filthy knife eared bastard

it was just a prank!

AI HELP WARDEN IS KILLING ME

ss13 vn when?

Can you put tiles on asteroid turf?

>>164471927
You have to build a floor like you would in space.

>>164471927
you need to create a latice via metal rods and then use floor tiles.

So you're working working on an engine to restore power to the station in a room kept online only by a power cell, and a phazon with a tesla power relay phases in and slaps your waifu's ass.

What do you do?

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>tfw plants turned me into a bird and clowns beat me up in my mind

>>164472059
Shoot it with a laser gun because they're fragile as fuck

>>164471904
never since the guy making it has no idea what to put in a VN

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If I fucking had spaghetti in my secborg body it'd be spewing out of every nook and cranny.
Spagbot 1 reporting for duty, how may I fuck up the job of killing someone as a sec borg?

>>164472116
Could not find a cure to that virus no matter how much radium I injected into that monkey.

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>tfw i want to plant my seeds in Avanda her ghetto botany

>>164472195
BWOINK!
Uh-oh! He just told the admin that he dindu nuffin! How do you respond?

>>164472446
maybe it was an old code virus, next time you see a virus check if the health analyzer tells the alternative cure;
for example, there is a virus that can be cured only by drinking the cocktail Manly Dorf.

>>164472498
I say he forced ERP by slaping my waifus t h i c c ass

>>164472703
Didn't crop up on the health analyzers

>>164472498
I'm in the metaclub. Bwoinks can't touch me

>>164472860
open an issue on github then. better if you do some tests on the test server before.

>>164472498
AM I BEING DETAINED
AM I BEING DETAINED
AM I BEING DETAINED
AM I BEING DETAINED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmUVo0xVAqE
Medbay.avi

>Mfw banned from head roles
http://pastebin.com/NqDBMfHc

>>164473309
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3boy_tLWeqA
botany.mpeg

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>mfw I end up barricading the chapel near end round last one
>was getting sick of the shit

>>164473073
I remember the antigen pattern being NP but thats all.

if you welderbomb a reinforced floor, what happens?

>>164473495
Hi sarca! Long time no see!

>open up ss13 logs
>ctrl-f clown
>security's autistic screeching intensifies
There's almost one good one in every single log file.

>>164474143
It makes a hole.

>>164473786
Sometimes the bullshit in the round gets dialled up to eleven.

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>>164473495
>))
>senpai
>Kek

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>>164474649
No shit. i had to deal with securities autism, and the captains idiocy. "Oh, you socked a guy by accident who stole your things. better arrest cuz lol bird." The lol bird thing is gettin kinda stale. i understand yeah they're a meme. But, it gets aggrivating to the point when I wasn't a TRADER. I was the chaplain

>>164474581
even on a reinforced floor?

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>>164474581
Does it though? Does it leave a hole? Does it vent the room?

>>164474801
You're lucky they didnt beat you to death for being a bird.

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>>164474801
You didn't mention you were a vox.

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>wizard hardsuit doesn't come with magboots
>you still need the sandals to cast your spells

>>164474801
I want you to know that I let the tech that shot you go free after a quick search
even if he had a gun I would have let him keep it to shoot you
fucking filth

>>164475070
mag sandals when?

>>164474853
Reinforced floors still get holes blown in them, they just don't take damage. I think a welder bomb is dev 1, so it will make a single tile hole.

>be wizard
>cast fireball
>die

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>>164475074
Then you would be considered shit.
>>164474945
>>164475042
Did jackshit to no one, and wasn't a trader. That, would've raised serious implications buddy.

What is the best wizard gimmick?

>>164475509
Cluwne gib wizard

>>164475070
That's why you play cool chariot wiz with it and fly around in space, fucking people up with ZAS and fireball.

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>>164475415
if you play vox and expect to not get racially profiled then you're a fucking moron
I will always take the side of a human over a vox unless I actively see them attacking you first, unprovoked

>>164475619
Yeah but I can't take EMP and the Firebird at the same time.

>>164475415
In the case of the bar, Fleshbag Bee was the one that attacked first by extent. i know the shit that comes from. I did nothing to the jack off I was collecting materials.

Idea for a new wizard spell:

Valida Salida - hits one person within 2-3 tiles of the wizard, and gives them a message that says 'You feel freed from your previous moral constraints." and basically turns them into an antag with no goals other than 'just b urself'

It also changes their character's last name to Salad, however, so the entire crew will instantly know that you are valid.

>>164475509
buttbot's revenge + staff of animation

>using a staff of reanimation on a statued person doesn't turn them into a statue bound to your bidding
>basically just the same shit as putting them in a locker and reanimating it
how lame

>>164476434
When you code it

>>164476434
dumb

>>164476434
No.

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Are you proud senpai

>>164477207
what did you do

>>164477223
Detonated a bomb. Results were better than expected.

>ailsa hasn't been on for three whole days

i want my husbando back

>>164477207
>the station only suffered minor damage instead of being rendered completely inhabitable
>there are parts of the asteroid that still exist
You will never make Mitchell Owens proud at this rate.

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Man moving all of science to the research station at the first call out of wizard was an actual smart move. The whole station became a clusterfuck and we remained comfy and autistic.

>>164477060
>>164477084
:(

>>164477404
Bombcap wasn't raised.

>>164477458
I hope you made it out okay. Even with t3 parts, the freezers were 2slow, so my bomb wasn't that good.

Are there ANY spells worth upgrading besides Blink?

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>>164477404
>Mitchell Owens
>not bobda

>>164477458
>stop by R&D looking for things a few times wearing the wizard's remains, you guys were completely gone.
Wizard got killed pretty early on, I just wanted some advanced lungs so I could rock his garb without the tank on my back and a mask on my face.

>>164477647
ring of fire

>>164477704
Is there no bombcap off station or something?

>>164477837
I think he ahelped for it since it was low pop or something.

I've watched him sometimes get the bombcap removed after round end so he can use 88 or something range ttvs on the main station though.

>>164477704
more like.................................
*snickers*
more like........................................................
*guffaws*

bomba
lmao

>>164476434
Isn't that being a survivor?

waifus

>>164479286
my waifu is better than your waifu

husbandos

>>164479041
yeah but this is better for chaos and a better gimmick spell.

summon guns just arms half the crew against you.

>>164479354
who is best husbando

>>164479481
me

>>164479384
>this is better for chaos

I don't think you can top giving the entire crew guns, wizard spells, AND making them antags.

>>164479481
Bomba!

husbandos(female)

>holed up in bar backroom due to LE EBIN TRUMP WIZARD GIMMICK
>through teamwork and volunteering to be a meat-puppet manage to make it safely to the shuttle
>and then watch the sec guy that just showed up pop the wiz in the dick
I'm not robust by any stretch of the imagination but little adventures like that are always fun.

How do we remove Pain and the Bay shitters?

>>164480409
By sending you to Hippie.

>>164480619
hippie is shitty now, that's why i came here in the first place
doobie was admin on hippie before he came to /vg/ and he says its better

>>164480619
Does anybody remember Nox?
I never played on it, I just remember telling people to go back to Nox.

>>164480794
If you used to play on Hippie, stop trying to turn our server into it. Adapt or get out.

>>164480861
Nox was the first server I played on. It's a lot comparable to Hippie. You didn't have singuloose or plasmaflood every round, but if you picked a fight with the wrong person, your ass was out the airlock. Rounds lasted 20 minutes, and it was a glorious clusterfuck to the point where it was fun.

>>164480861
Sure. I never played on it but I observed it a few times.

Hippies a little tamer than Nox.

>>164480152
>LE EBIN TRUMP WIZARD GIMMICK
explain
my next wizard gimmick will be as Lord Voldemort

>>164481053
who the fuck are you to tell me to get out? /vg/ is low RP just like Hippie, i don't break the rules so fuck off

>>164481165
Adapt or get out. /vg/ isnt anything like hippie, despite having similar rp levels. Actually, we're even above hippie, because you don't see people named HORNY NIGGA BE REAL running around toolboxing random people in the bar.

I think I have authority to tell you to go
>>>/out/

>>164481150
>call self trump
>make a couple of 'make le station le gret agin' comments
>that's literally it
Very low energy gimmick, didn't even build any walls or remove the Vox.

>>164481357
make me you autistic fag
i've played more than 30 rounds, it is just like hippie

>>164481470
>30 rounds being impressive

Join as a character named "Fuck This Server" And complain about the admins being niggers IC. Tell me how that goes over for you.

>>164481470
>i've played more than 30 rounds, it is just like hippie
whats your ckey so I can metagrudge you

It's not just me that layers are fucking up for right?
It's like things will fight to be on the top layer and just flicker above and below each other.

>>164481770
Yeah, it's byond being shit as usual.

>>164481843
Sounds good
Except not at all

i just got internet back and i need a discord invite heeelp

HIPPIEFAGS GET OUT

>>164482012
fuck you Bay

>>164481938
https://discord.gg/9hcNg

What's the best way to frame the clown for crimes you've committed?

did probe come back
is pomf alive

>>164482448
;Fucking clown, why did you do that?
;Clown did X
90% chance that the clown gets the paddle.

Bay players
>erp
>discord
>waifus
>visual novel faggotry

Hippie players
>good roleplay
>great code
>fair and balanced combat
>no metagaming

Which one do you choose?

>>164471408
great idea, wyci

the birb outposts should all have solar panels like on deff

>>164482739
Neither.

>>164482739
Bay

>>164482739
Go back to Hippie you hippie

>>164482739
Neither, send them back. I would pick bay if I had to based off real info and not what you're saying

Clown *grabs you by the neck aggressively*
Clown whispers: "I'm your admin now"

>>164483078
>Ahelp: the clown is raping me and is attempting to start erp as well as using ooc in ic
>Examine clown
>He's catatonic

Is there a mirror in the wizard den?

>>164482739
Bay, because Hippie faggots are delusional.

RATE MY WIZ GIMMICK
1) Teleport to the Armory, steal eguns
2) Teleport to Cargo or whatever shitty department, tasecuff everyone there
3) Buy Summon Magic 5x
4) Steal all the spellbooks from the cuffed cargo techs
5) Enjoy the magic meltdown

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>>164483590
boring/10

Now rate my wizard gimmick:
>take 4xblink 1xshoesnatch
>blink around constantly spamming smoke everywhere while niggering people's shoes and watching them shoot eachother in the face trying to kill me

>>164483751
What if
4x shoe snatch and 1 blink

>>164483751
>lmao blinkspam
Wow anon, how did you ever come up with that! I'm sure everyone will find it funny after the 50th time!

USA political gimmick tier list

God tier
>Paul the elder (privatize every department)
>Richard Spencer (segregate the station, take away rights from non-humans)
>GILF Stein (bug engineering about pollution, import refugees, increase gibs)

Okay Tier
>Hilldog Clinton (increase gibs, cough, fall over, have people kidnapped)
>Sleepy Carson (be sleepy)
>Weedman Johnson (dude weed lmao)
>Paul the younger (muh spacelaw, guns for entire crew)

Shit Tier
>Donald Trump (build wall, remove vox)
>Bernie Sanders (increase gibs, import vox)

>>164483751
>no scrying orb to shoesnatch people through smoke
>no upgraded shoesnatch to summon glass shards around shoeless people
p. garbo

>>164483895
i rate this list 10/10

trump gimmicks a shit
trump a shit

can you eat pussy like that

>>164482739
i choose urist but with a stable population

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>the server of hippie

>>164483895
I've always wanted to do a Moldbug librarian gimmick and introduce some of you neets to NRx

So how good should ones knowledge of atmos be before playing AI?

>>164482739
2009-11 goon
>poop
>clowns
>fun
>no furries or anime
>summary permas for hispanic / russian kids

>>164480861
it was a predominantly empty griff hut for the staff and their friends
unlike d2k5 they didn't have any interesting code-related things or people worth talking to
their proudest accomplishment was getting their local cuban pete wannabe to pay for a Tyrone video

>>164485204
Basic knowledge of it comes in handy. Helps you stop plasma floods before they grow out of control.

>>164485404
>Tyrone video
link?

>>164485520
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KylcOqNx3FI

>>164485220
Why don't we have poop anymore?

>>164485891
Because the last thing we need is even more ebin fetish fuel
We've already got the ass and farts obsession that never got coded out, we don't need even more disgusting fetishes in the game or poo-flinging nig roleplayers

>>164486053
Poo wasn't removed because of fetishes. It was removed because every shift was a non-stop shitfest where people would you to feed you their shit so that you would get full and produce more shit to be thrown at the captain until the halls were all covered in a thick layer of shit

>>164485891
because "ew it's a fetish" or something
I mean not like that really matters at this point since everyone around here is a greasy creep who jacks off violently to most things in the game and makes sure you're well aware in OOC and the thread, but that's the stance most people take on it and I'm convinced that if it actually got by github somehow everyone would pretend to get flustered and drop the game for six hours until it got reverted
people turned into huge fucking babies some time between 2010 and 2012, which fostered the current generation of colossal fucking screaming crybabies we currently have.

>>164486223
I mean it was pretty bad but then again goon was also a pretty rough place to play at the time. If they didn't have bodily fluid verbs to play with they'd be picking fights and killing each other instead.

>>164483895
I like the segregation idea.
>vox have to stay in arrivals.
>any vox caught out of arrivals will be beaten and brigged

>>164485891
because a clown used it to kill a head of security and escape the brig

how do you manually update BYOND? I'm getting tons of slowdown at random intervals

>>164487395
i was thinking giving them the chapel, library, and chapel maint, and letting them dorf fort it to their hearts content, elect their own captain, etc

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>bird CE saves a nymph but not their own engineer
>why u birb fuckboi dat hurts

>>164488087
ick?

>make post 1 second before round end
>nobody says it's ick ock

Damn you guys are no fun

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What the fuck is it with mechanics not understanding Cryo?

>>164488712
Looks more like they're meming on you than making a mistake.

>>164488712
they probably understand it better than most medbay players do

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*vult

>>164488087
I would like to thank the birb for saving me

>>164488767
>i was just pretending to be retarded

>>164488895
I can't explain it in any other way. There is no reason for that pressure pipe

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>>164488890
No problem lad, I prioritize nymphs over others.

>>164488712
>>164488767

That was me- I couldn't understand why the cryo wasn't cooling when the pipes were cold

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>>164488087

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>avada gets tased once during code blue for having the hand tele
>spends most of the rest of the round hiding in maintenance screaming their head off into the radio about SHITCURITY READ THE SOP U NEED TO ASK ME TO LET YOU SEARCH ME FIRST!!

>>164488712
>no beaker
>not even sprinkles
goddamn, mechanics are worse than assistants

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>>164489019
I giggled at that.

>>164488994
you turned the pump on before freezing the air, numbnuts
as seen by the cell TELLING YOU ITS TEMPERATURE AND CLEARLY NOT BEING COLD
the freezer goes on the OTHER SIDE of the pump

>>164489092

I hadn't put the beaker in as it wasn't cooling, I told the person in there this as well- he wanted to commit suicide and to be left in there so I did that

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>>164488994
the pump was removing air from cryo.

there was no pipe adding air to cryo.

>>164489243
congratulations you are somehow even more retarded than a mechanic

>>164489171

But surely it doesn't matter where the pump is as it'll pump cool air into the cell anyway once it's been cooled by the freezer?

>>164488838
>>164488946
Without the gas pump, cryo would overpressurise, which has been a thing for a while now. That pump is facing the wrong way.

>>164489285
fuck off

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>this talk about pipes

>>164489358
Not if the pressure is already at 101.3 kPa, which it would be if you turned the pipe on before the gas cooled. It won't cool on the other side of the pump.

>>164489445
What is this image supposed to convey?

>>164489445
If you honestly can't understand pipes, you should kill yourself. Really, you are a waste of oxygen, space and welfare probably.

>>164489571
big cat = chief engineer
little cat = atmos

Post things that make you giggle
>naked skeleton sneaks into medbay and replaces cryomix with milk

>>164490693
>bartender steals cryomix and serves it in his drinks

>>164490693
High speed chases between like 4 security officers and an antag interrupted by then all slipping on wet floors and the janitor only lets the antag up

>>164490693
>clown steals cryomix and splashes it on the floor

>>164490693
>when the captain chooses clown valids over antag valids because his ego was bruised by numerous slips earlier in the shift

>>164470086
>>164470775
why do you even exist

>>164491509
If the clown does this he's 100% valid to cut off both hands, right?

>>164491908
No, why would he?

>>164491908
Every single limb from his body, eye removal, muffle in his mouth and consigned to a bed in the middle of medbay. Feed him activated charcoal for extra asshurt.

>>164491908
Would remove Clown's shoes and force him to watch them get spaced

>>164490693
>clown getting outclown'd by an assistant in a clown mask
>they whine about it in the thread and never play clown again

lavaland when?
roid is boring after 2 years

>>164493432
You have to go back

>>164493432
You gotta go back

>>164493432
Please, go back.

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>>164493269
>clown player commits suicide on live stream for the thread
>they blow their brains out
>cycle repeats
>mfw this is the average clown player in real life

>>164493432
The direction that would be a very good idea to be proceeding along is that which the way you came.

>>164491908
It's actually a ban able offense as a non antag

>>164493432
>MINAN NEED THE CREPP GUYS GO BOOM OR ITS TO BOREN FOR ME
like literally fuck off

>>164491908
if you catch him

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>birb outrobusts a seccie in full ger while starving!
>news at 11

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>tfw when you make Avada squirm in the maintance shaft

>>164493713
It's almost embarrassing how some clowns act. There was a clown once, he took the name "Shoe Snatching [generic name that isn't Willy that I've forgotten]". So of course, he attempted to shove me down and take my shoes once. Not even slipping me, just disarming. So I decided that I'd put on the clown mask in the ghetto theater, don a psychodelic jumpsuit, and grab the peel that was also in the ghetto theater. I was able to easily slip and steal his clown shoes next time we met, and of course, a vendetta had began. The mime joined in too, taking the side of whoever didn't have the shoes on at the time. I retained the shoes for a while, but the mime got me and the clown came soon after, shoving down the mime and taking the shoes. I chased him down the halls, and he foolishly attempted to slip me with his PDA. I took it, slipped him back, and took the clown shoes back from him. He wasn't able to catch me again, so I ended up spacing his PDA right in front of him. I believe after that he went braindead and started complaining in the thread, then he got shit on for not being able to taste his own medicine. I haven't seen that clown since. He was a grey, so it would be really easy to point him out, too.

*aflap

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>see captain handteleporting himself all over
>catch cult clown with all-access
>see captain handteleporting himself all over
>clown: "Captain gave it to me, let's go see him."
>see captain handteleporting himself all over, finally catch him as he recharges
>captain: "Nope, I didn't, but HoP must have done it for a good reason. Release the clown!"
>captain continues teleporting
>release clown without his ID
>HoP: "Nope, I didn't..."
>see captain handteleporting himself all over
>stun captain to stop him for 1 second to tell him about the clown, because the captain wasn't responding at all
>captain: "Guess who's getting demoted?"
>tell him I don't care, wish him luck, offer no resistance
>security keeps throwing me into the brig with no reason the rest of the round (e.g. shocking myself on a glass wall that was undone, and I had nothing to do with, and having a security helmet, and then for being in maintenance, and then for no reason at all...) - and I never offer any resistance at all

Well, okay. I told you it was going to be shit without me and it was. Power-hungry idiots.

>>164491325
>and the janitor points at the sign

>>164496371
>when you beat avada to death with a baton

>>164496547
Give names, nigger

>>164489019
i got tazed because i was wearing a hardsuit and his office got "broken into" so i was a "prime suspect", shitter. Pay attention.

>>164496371
>tfw when you make your waify squirm with your maintance shaft

>>164496449
*vocalize

>>164496690
you always cry shitcurity when things don't go your way faggot

>>164496645
>Hear "set Avada to arrest" from a cyborg that ran by
>a minute later hear "AHHHHHHH HELP SEC ROGUE HELP FUCKING RED TIDE SHITTERS BORGS COME HELP HARM HARM"

>misgender someone IC
>"I am a GIRL!!!"
>laugh and think how i don't get triggered over misgendering while also pretending to be a retarded girl on a space game
thank you waifufaggos and waifushitters, never dissapear

>>164496690
>steal hardsuit as assistant
>get tased
>dindu

>>164497000
Did you just assume their gender you shitlord?

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>>164496847
avada is a shit who knew
see his ban appeal for being a near-erp shit

>>164497048
Is avada that pink haired faggot that greytides every round¡? or is that the other fag named Ailsa?

>>164496690
>this is the type of players we have now
Why did we ever get rid of the panic bunker?
Fuck off hippie faggot.

>>164496690
niggering an atmos hardsuit is already reason enough to get BRIGGED much less tased you fucking twat

plasma flood incoming ;)

>>164497146
they're both fags but yeah

>>164497048
>>164497931
>didn't get tazed for stealing the hardsuit, got let go after my screaming.
Like i said, pay attention you big goobers!

>>164497146
ailsa is (male) mainly sec player
avada is faggot greytider with hair

>>164496547
>>catch cult clown with all-access
Lel, nice bullshit there zane. You stunned me in the hallway after I was reporting theft of my gloves. My title was literally Clown of Engineering and you saw me open an engineering door.

>>164498826
>have multiple charges on yourself (including the HAND TELE) + suspicious behavior
>scream when you get tased
I have no idea why didn't the HoS toss you in the slammer for Theft.

>>164498980
probably because he was a weenie chasing valids just like avada

best sec is law sec. antag, captain, doesn't matter. laws the laws the law.

>>164499048
Actually ALL of Sec were antags that round

>>164498980
because having the hand tele is forgivable since its not a harmful item and i wasnt even usint it
Also "suspicious behavior" is fucking bullshit!

>>164499207
>having the hand tele is forgivable since its not a harmful item
Holy Fucking Shit.

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>>164499152

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>>164499207

>>164499538
>ablative vests
time to fucking perma all cargonia now that i know i fucking can
im so fucking sick oh having to deal with 4-5 cargonians with full gear

>>164498980
>go up to the HoS, telling him hey i found this hand tele you're acting captain take it
>get shot for having a hardsuit on
>HoS lets the hand tele get stolen by the other person
>detains and searches me because i could have "broken into his office"
>lets me go afterwards because nobody cares about the hardsuit

You should read the Space Law and SOP wiki pages with them, you could make like a book club!

>>164500139
>Stealing dangerous, sensitive, valuable or hazardous item
>Stealing

>>164500139
Have you never seen cargonia raids?

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>Taylor Paulson [Common] (Station Engineer) says, "Beard, you assaulted the CE and the CE bopped you on the head once, and then you decided to lie on the ground and bleed out strictly for leverage over the CE."
FUCK YOU NIGGER SLUT AND FUCK YOU BIRD NIGGER CE YOU HAVE NO FUCKIGN RIGHTS YOU MEME BIRD

>>164500208
you should kill yourself!

This just in, main girls are

Angelite
Ashe/Felicity
Ginger Beach
Trinity
Ailsa

>>164500925
This just in, no one cares, Shiggy.
Nothing will come out of this and we all know it already.
If you do make a game it'll be slapped together in Renpy over a few days and will be nothing of any worth.

>>164500208
>conveniently fails to mention it was code blue
Literally the only SoP violation here was not throwing you in for theft + confiscating your hardsuit.

>>164500925
>this VN stuff
But why

If an assistant grabs a baton off a fallen officer and gets tased half a second afterwards, does that count as theft?

>>164500925
Now who are the males[/spoiler?]

>>164500925
>shit character played by a man
>shit characters played by men
>decent character probably played by a man
>a fucking tumor shitter played by a greasy man
>a fucking shitter played by a nigger
Gee anon, doing gods work

>>164501461
Depends, but you should not grab sec shit unless there is an inmediate threat like nuge ops killing everyone right next to you

>>164500925
>ailsa

done good enough for me buddy, keep it up

>>164501060
I wouldn't believe me either, I'll prove you wrong anon. I'm not shiggy either.
>>164501197
People want it
>>164501523
>Ailsa
>>164501773
Kammerjunk is a confirmed female

>>164502060
fuck off Ailsa

>>164502153
t. jealous waifu (female)

>>164500925
>no gay route with me

shit VN

>>164502139
>Kammerjunk is a confirmed female
As in, pictures, profile, etc?

>>164502254
i would kill myself if i ever found myself pretending to be a fucking retarded waifu on ss13

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>>164501461
Consult this image.

>>164502336
where's your proof otherwise?
Burden's with you not me

>>164500925
haha funny wifes
if this really is Shiggy you need to do your ancestry proud and down a quart of vodka before you go play in traffic

>>164500595
ICKY COCKY

>>164502679
>Shiggy
he forgot juliet, the most important one because that was the one he got banned with

>>164500208
>>164498826
>>164499207
>stealing atmos hardsuit
>as an assistant
for what fucking purpose

>all this fucking lag
>300+ ping

Better server hardware when?

Real talk, who are the most robust players on the server?
So far we have
Zealotron
Jackrip
Banevader43
Geenkeys
Apologyman
Senaat

Who else?

>>164503478
Me

>>164503467
when you code it

>>164503467
what in gods name does the server have to do with ping?

i'm sorry you don't live within 3000 miles of canada

>>164503467
Ping has to do with your connection, not the server.
We can't do anything about you living in the geographical center of nowhere.

>>164502336
kammerjunk being female is information that has filtered out of the admin metaclub

>>164503478
WeinerMaster69

>>164500925
Yeah sure whatever, it's gonna be shit tier 0/10 stuff because you quite obviously have no idea what you're actually doing.

>>164503715
WeinerMaster69

>>164503478
apologyman is just a shitter with an affinity for lube

>>164503478
>zealot
>robust

Zealot is the kind of guy who carries around a chloral hypo and gets pricked with it

I mean really basically your entire fucking list is shit

>>164503478
>Rin isn't on the list

>>164503760
It's shiggy, he knows what he's doing
which is make the pc patrick bateman and paint him as girl seducer 3000 and go into erp

>>164503045
>less than a month after his ban, people are already forgetting his name

Just goes to show that the limelight ain't worth it

>>164503478
>le sneeky selfinsert selfshill
which one of these names is you?
Jackrip? Pologyshit?

>>164503962
>rin
fuck no, I had bad experiences with her on tg

>>164503478
Banevader43, no contest.
I have no idea why senaat is on that list.

>>164502336
No pictures, but her account name on her computer is Sarah, according to that leak from a while ago
Not sure why someone would pretend to have a different name on something that, more than likely, nobody else has access to, but I guess it's possible

>>164504246
maybe he plays on mommy's account

>>164498972

You had all-access. How else did I use your ID to get us onto the bridge? How did I go into the HoPs office otherwise?

No matter how you got it, you HAD all-access. You want to tell me that it was a glitch in the matrix that your engineering ID suddenly transformed into a captain's ID, appropriate sprite for the HUD-glasses and all?

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>just finish entire cryomix
>accidentally splash it on the floor

I will experience nothing worse than this in my entire life

>>164504431
so just make another one it takes like one minute if you already had alkysine/ryetalyn in the fridge sheesh

>>164504209
>not watching senaat save the entire station as an IAA who constantly is "having one of those days".

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>get caught by a ling under medbay
>he fucks up and doesnt silence me
>call for help on the radio and call out my location
>no response
>mfw
>takes me into the little alcove
>manage to break out of cuffs and robust the shit out of him, call for help over the radio
>sec gets there after he kills me
>officer handcuff my corpse and arrest the ling
>HoS frees the ling
>mfw
>Officer takes me to medbay to morgue me
>abandons my body in the medbay lobby
>mfw
>doctor finds my body and clones me
>wordlessly sticks me in cryo, where I instantly freeze to death
>abandons my body on the floor
>mfw

If you played sec this round, end your fucking life, please
that was the most incompetent autistic shit I've seen in my entire fucking life

*ping

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>>164504689
Taylor Paulson [Common] (Station Engineer) says, "Beard, you assaulted the CE and the CE bopped you on the head once, and then you decided to lie on the ground and bleed out strictly for leverage over the CE."

Taylor Paulson [Common] (Station Engineer) says, "Beard, you assaulted the CE and the CE bopped you on the head once, and then you decided to lie on the ground and bleed out strictly for leverage over the CE."
Taylor Paulson [Common] (Station Engineer) says, "Beard, you assaulted the CE and the CE bopped you on the head once, and then you decided to lie on the ground and bleed out strictly for leverage over the CE."
Taylor Paulson [Common] (Station Engineer) says, "Beard, you assaulted the CE and the CE bopped you on the head once, and then you decided to lie on the ground and bleed out strictly for leverage over the CE."
Taylor Paulson [Common] (Station Engineer) says, "Beard, you assaulted the CE and the CE bopped you on the head once, and then you decided to lie on the ground and bleed out strictly for leverage over the CE."
Taylor Paulson [Common] (Station Engineer) says, "Beard, you assaulted the CE and the CE bopped you on the head once, and then you decided to lie on the ground and bleed out strictly for leverage over the CE."

FUCK YOU NIGGER BIRD CE

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AND THATS NOT ALL

Sorry I didn't wanna get borged, I just really hate playing as silicon.

I should've just kept the one emag really, I didn't know what else to take since I wanted to at least emag the juke so I clicked random item afterwards and got the shotgun box.

>>164504760
>captain trying to hunt me down while I hide in the vents
>didn't think to *ping at him

Fuck I could have been a much better emagged mommi

>>164503478
my vote is zealotron, he has shit on me so many times

>>164504852
I miss Billy. Gone too soon.

>>164504689

You'll never know how much lag I was having.

Anyway, I accidentally transformed into a skeleton instead of silencing you, which fucked up my entire round. Transforming back to any human is completely glitched (face remains skeletor). Also, you removed your cuffs while on the ground with a needle in your ass... Which I assumed wouldn't be possible. Weird shit.

A doctor released me, actually, after he fixed me up.

>>164504960
let me guess, a surprise attack with a table on one hand and C-4 on the backpack

>>164504960
>he thinks robustness is people stunning and lasing other people

Please remove yourself from this server and the gene pool

>>164500595
>>164504825
delit this
[spiler]caw[/spoiler]

>>164504924
>mfw being in sec and seeing the lust for free valids after an officer spotted your non-standard shells

HoS tabled me to arrest you as i was asking if you consented to a search, good shit

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when will he beg to come back after saying he's leaving

>>164505158
to be fair, as the officer that spotted them, I didn't even try and baton them
I don't like killing emagged mommis until they start fucking things over because mommi players are usually god teir at ruining your whole fucking life

>>164505242
This MoMMI wasn't actually very smart at all

>>164504972
Yeah, you definitely fucked up, but I'm genuinely shocked at how incompetent sec was

Dougal McMann called for help over the radio, and you arrive at a room with Dougal McMann's corpse and Jack Morrow. What kind of retard fucking brain do you need to have to say "Hmm, I'm not sure, but I think the guy who called for help was the ling and the other guy was the victim"

>>164504689
things get real fucky in sec when officers/HoS doesnt communicate, and you cant go against the boss man on a hunch

>>164502679
>>164503760
>>164504024
I love this epic shiggy meme

>>164505242
>>164505158

I was never planning on using the shells, as a matter of fact, my shotgun was loaded with regular beanbags, and I also wasn't the one that emagged the MoMMI, ah well.

>>164505158
i asked an officer to watch the back door to maint but he left after 5 seconds because he got bored i guess, lucky the bartender is really bad at running and just went straight so i was able to pick him in the long hall.

Let's post theme songs for each job.

Here's the Warden
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpsUOOfb-vE

>>164505242
you did good as sec tom

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>>164505293
No, no I was not. I'll get there some day.

>>164505436

Cargo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAD6Obi7Cag

>>164505306
Yeah, I definitely can't entirely blame every officer, the main weak link is the fact that Slate or whatever his stupid name is is a fucking aspie who never communicates and silently hunts for his valids

>>164505502

CLOWN
https://youtu.be/ez9TowOQFB4

>avada says nice things about me

help me lads

>>164505302
holy shit dude, sorry for cuffing you for a few moments to figure out what was happening. I let you go right after, ive seen people call for help when they were syndie and its not clear who is at fault.

>>164505385
I figured there probably was someone there so I was hoping to speedhack the door, which obviously didn't end well

>>164505658
>i let you go after
i was a corpse

>>164505641
curbstop

Why do i get lag spikes when I move?
Makes the game not playable for me

>>164506367
Because it's a 14 year old game on a miserable engine

>>164505827
that was not my fucking fault dude, i took the ling to medbay to get him fixed up, and assigned an officer to watch him and bring him to the brig. Somehow neither the officer or the medical staff did their fucking jobs according to >>164504972
i specifically asked him to transport him to the brig afterwards, i also assumed the officer on site with me would try to get you cloned but i guess i was wrong about that to.

>>164506518
This problem started today, never had it before.

>>164506640
Because you're a virgin

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>>164491908
Clown is valid like salad the moment his pranks inconvenience anyone, it's part of the job. You have limited bwoink-armor at the cost of your livelihood.

>>164482448
I've been asking for the Clown shoes to leave unique footprints for years now, I thought for sure once birds got claw tracks it would happen but still nothing.

exxion
Gas the vox race war now
Expires
2017-01-16 12:44:54
Banning Admin
zealotron
what did he mean by this

>Had a spess dream
>left with a highly detailed memory of magstomping a greyshit, from feeling the resistance of the magboot as I raise it upwards, to slamming it down and hearing the squelch

>>164506928
Why not add the clownshoe footprints yourself?

>>164506928
Clown shoeprints are already unique you dingdong

>>164506928
Sidenote: A real clown wouldn't dump the mix, he would politely cork it and place it on the table.
And place a stasis beaker with the ingredients to flash in it's place

>haven't thought about lifeweb since it came out
>figure it must be open and active by now
>website permanently down and games are still exclusive weekend events
Jesus Christ, dude. Why'd you even bother making it?

>>164507286
this
good clowns aren't 'lmao i grif u *toolboxes gay roleplayer in the face*' fagwads

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>>164506961

>>164507495
Because those russian bastards are making tons of money off selling shitty perks for the game to dumbass degenerate NEETs with too much money

T H R I C E per day!

>>164507680
Do you think she does them in a row, or spaces them out over the day?

>>164505318
fuck you kid do something constructive with your time

>no ss13 vn with art done by xevonix

>>164508285
I'd pay about 2 bucks for that stuff

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>>164503547
>>164503556
>>164503654

Nah I used to ping 40-50ms, the past two days it's been spiking to 350ms+ every 5 seconds.

>>164507254
Since when?
Don't play with my feelings like this.

>>164508285
Should be by dizor

>>164508285
might as well make game in russian and translate it back to english so the writing quality matches the art

>>164508423
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/11429
Since four and a half months ago.
Do you even play here?

>>164508423
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/11429

>>164508487
>dizor
What, the big traitor the detective reveals is the chef not injecting 300u of corn oil into each item of food?

>>164508615
>>164508727
Not for about six months, no.
This makes me very happy.

how would I run a tabletop campaign of ss13 and what system should I use

>>164505193
Never, you won't be seeing them again.

>>164509403
Gurps.

Always fucking gurps.

>vn where Julia Brandt is revealed to be a changeling called Mr. Bill

>anonymous pretends to hate morena but can't stop talking about them when they get banned

tsundere!!!!! Cute!!!!!!