/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

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who /comfy/ here?

This a very good thread, and it makes me want to go and purchase some Shark Cards™. I think everyone here should go buy some Shark Cards™ to help ring in the new year and support Rockstar Games©.

>>164342542
I want to be beat the slut out of Kazzi with love and affection!

reminder that this thread is for

B L O O O G G G I N G

>>164342674
there's a classic meme

Kill-on-sight list:

>Everyone who plays GTA:Online

What clothes for a Sea Captain look?

I want to hug Annie!

>>164342715
Kill-on-sight list:

>French/Brazilian/Russian/Chinese players
>Gang/Military/Mafia/MC/Reddit crew players
>Beggars
>Squeakers
>Anyone who leaves their microphone on without speaking (produces static)
>Anyone wearing all-black operator gear and/or driving an all-black car
>Anyone wearing a Rebreather
>Anyone wearing a Doom mask (specifically black)
>Anyone wearing a Pogo/Skeletal mask (unironically)
>Anyone wearing a police uniform (unironically)
>Anyone resembling an urban hood/stoner
>Anyone wearing a fedora/pork-pie/top-hat
>Anyone bearing a face tattoo
>Anyone with solid sclera (red, black, white, etc.)
>Anyone driving an obscenely-colored car that does not fit any notable references
>Anyone driving a gold-plated/chrome-plated vehicle
>Anyone driving a Zentorno/Penetrator/Nero/Futo/Blista Compact (those not officially approved by GTAG)
>Anyone driving a Shotaro (with mudguards and/or Tron suit)
>Anyone driving an RE-7B/X80/Tyrus (outside of races only)
>Anyone driving a Kuruma (armoured)
>Anyone driving an Insurgent
>Anyone driving a Ruiner 2000
>Anyone driving an Armored Boxville (2+ players only)
>Anyone driving a Turreted Limo (2+ players only)
>Anyone operating a Valkyrie (2+ players only)
>Anyone operating a Savage (low-flying only)
>Anyone operating a Hydra/Lazer (Approach with caution once airborne)
>Anyone who uses pink/gold weapon skins
>Anyone who uses 'luxury' weapon skins (Regular Sniper Rifle, Advanced Rifle, and Pistol .50 exempt)
>Any non-friend or non-member with a red blip
>Any player heading toward you in reverse
>Any group of players heading toward you in a convoy
>All players with marijuana-related names
>Anyone with a minimum of four X's in their name
>Anyone performing TT (heavily-populated public lobbies only)
>Players citing the Kill-on-Sight list in-game

Feel free to make suggestions. For the sake of accuracy, "KOS creator" is omitted from the list.

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>>164341684
>you're adorable if you think you can assrape me of all people in that fucking shitbox.
It'll happen.
>p.s I also don't own an insurgent because it's also a scrub shitbox
Eh, see my love of military equipment mandated that I had to get one. I got a lot of use out of it but lately I favor the smaller car since I see fewer tanks out these days.

>(the gunsurgent is brotier though)
Now hold on a second.

So the armored shitbox with the .50 is bro-tier but the only car that can stand up to it is not? And let's not forget the Technical(s), the Armed Limo and the Armored Boxville now, all with their own heavy machine guns like your Insurgent.

See how you are? Then you call me a shitter, of course.

Jesus fucking christ. I suppose you'll say I'm a faggot for not just getting a tank out to fight your .50-caliber with.

>>164342181
>The game isn't even hard.
25 cops are 25 cops, anon. It's not about hard, it's about being outnumbered most of the time. Duh.

>>164342226
>Fight me faggot
To prove what, exactly?

>>164342206
Can someone invite me to the PC crew?
Rodan.
I was kicked from it prior because of inactivity, I guess.
I came back to play.

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>TFW your crew has a shitty emblem and you can't change it to something else.

Forever GTAG then.

>first day of the new year
>resident autists already signaling
Boo-hoo, niggers. Post 'em.

>Favourite Weapon
>Favourite Vehicle
>Favourite Radio Station

>>164343023
>It'll happen.

>still wont post his name

lol

>So the armored shitbox with the .50 is bro-tier but the only car that can stand up to it is not?

because the insurgent pickup actually has a utility as a convoy defense vehicle whereas the only reason to ever own the normal insurgent is to hide inside a comfy shitbox and back up into people while you spam sticky bombs. The insurgent pickup has a use in business missions whereas the normal insurgent is just a shitter box, get the difference? good.
>25 cops are 25 cops, anon. It's not about hard, it's about being outnumbered most of the time. Duh.

Hi I dont believe we've met! I'm Jrv, I enjoy shooting cops. I'm really good at shooting cops. Maybe you would be as good as me if you didn't rely on crutches.

>To prove what, exactly?

That you're shit. But of course you're too scared to post your name so we'll never know.

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>>164343446
>Favourite Weapon
Rocket Voltic

>Favourite Vehicle
Hakuchou

>Favourite Radio Station
West Coast Classics

>>164343819
>>Favourite Weapon
>Rocket Voltic
This guy know what's up.

I'm sure this is posted a lot but are people still hacking out funbux on the PC? Just got the game while it was on sale and I only played on a friend's PS4 and account.

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>>164343469
>get the difference?
No, you're still as much of a faggot as you claim me to be.

>Convoy defense
Who the FUCK does that? No one. What convoy are you going to defend? The only fucking things needing defending on the ground are the things no one is doing, like the truck missions mentioned in the last thread. Fucking retard. Are you going to escort that guy's export car? Have fun smashing into it because you aren't using a cargobob like everyone else.

>>164343469
>Maybe you would be as good as me if you didn't rely on crutches.
What you call a crutch, I call mobility. You go get bogged down in all your gunbattles, I'd rather skirt around them and get on with making money.

>>164343469
>That you're shit.
And you think a few sniper kills will prove that, eh?

>>164342860
The creator of this list should be on it

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>tfw lonely hiking

>>164344018
>>tfw lonely hiking

You should get some friends and play Wolverines in the mountains.

>>164343935
how would you know who to kill, though? all the other things on that list are solid leads.

>>164343446
>Favourite Weapon
Machine Pistol
>Favourite Vehicle
Surge or Coquette
>Favourite Station
West Coast Talk Radio

>>164343446
>Weapon
Spec. Carbine, don't have all of them yet though.
>Vehicle
Akuma, but considering upgrading to the 801 possibly. Gotta have that handling.
>Radio Station
Los Santos Rock

t. Shitter

>>164343446
>weapon
advanced shotgun i think it is? the one based on the saiga
>vehicle
warrener, pigalle or massacro
>radio station
nothing most of the time, flylo sometimes

>>164344092
Just keep an eye out for the whirling dervish of autism.

>tfw I'll never be able to complete the a mission because everyone I get matched with is either retarded, foreign and doesn't speak english, or 12, or some combination of the 3

sigh

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>>164343446
>>Favourite Weapon
The PKP for real-world reasons
>>Favourite Vehicle
The Savage because it's a fucking Hind-D, even if it's glass.
>>Favourite Radio Station
Los Santos Rock

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>>164343914
>Who the FUCK does that?
me

>What convoy are you going to defend?

Lets think for a second:
-crate buys
-crate sells
-car buys
-car sells
-drug buys
-drug sells
-haulage
-hostile takeover

that's quite a few things desu. Pretty much every mission that involves transporting a land vehicle can be benefited by an insurgent pickup, especially if air vehicles are involved because the 50 cal is the perfect anti-air defense.

> you aren't using a cargobob

oh idk, maybe because the cargobob glitches constantly and drops your car? Who actually doesn't know this yet lol


>What you call a crutch, I call mobility. You go get bogged down in all your gunbattles, I'd rather skirt around them and get on with making money.
>bogged down

lol what fantasy world are you living in? I can do everything you can do in that shitbox in literally any car, only difference is that I actually kill everyone before they kill me WHILE I drive whereas you're too bad to drive and kill at the same time so you use a crutch.

>And you think a few sniper kills will prove that, eh?

I would prove that nobody is safe from me in a shitbox, and nobody that uses a shitbox is good enough to beat me in anything.

But of course you're too scared. I understand.

>>164343819
>>164343871
this

>>164344285
okay

>>164343446
>Favourite Weapon
Bullpup Rifle
>Favourite Vehicle
Retro Elegy or Jester
>Favourite Radio Station
Radio Mirror Park/Self Radio

>>164343914
>The only fucking things needing defending on the ground are the things no one is doing
>-crate buys
>-crate sells
We literally just bitched about how crates are suddenly stupid and pointless
>-haulage
Never see anyone doing this
>-drug buys
>-drug sells
What kind of morons do you hang with that are doing bike shit?

>maybe because the cargobob glitches constantly
Mine has yet to do this. Git efficient.

>Scared because I don't post my name
>He's not posting his either

>>164344092
Name yourself

>>164344585

TheToastType

Wow the Tug is really big.

>>164344585
why would i do that? what do i get out of that?

just recall the characteritics of the last shitter you dealt with vs. your own and you tell me if that list is inaccurate

>>164344547
>We literally just bitched about how crates are suddenly stupid and pointless

I literally was the guy disagreeing and I still do.

>Never see anyone doing this
I really wish I knew who you were so I could figure out what fantasy world you're actually living in.

>What kind of morons do you hang with that are doing bike shit?

so basically you're too stupid to know how good background money-making is, and on top of that you probably don't have any friends to help you because you're clearly a cunt.


I've posted my name multiple times. I'm Jrv

My ingame is --Jrv--

Fucking come at me bro I'll fuck your shit up

>>164344782
The list IS inaccurate
You're not on it

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>Jrv bullying people in and out of game
Can this man be stopped?

I saw my first Yacht today.

Didn't think anyone actually bought them.

>>164345045
what's wrong with the list, really? too many of those things apply to you? i already said crew members were exempt but don't ask me not to judge you, anon.

>>164343446
>>Favourite Weapon
Carbine Rifle. I know it isn't very good, but I think it looks cool.
>>Favourite Vehicle
Armored Kuruma. lol jk it's the Declasse Rhapsody
>>Favourite Radio Station
The Lowdown

>>164345240
>i already said crew members were exempt
To you maybe.
The list applies to everyone or no one, there is no gray zone.

>>164345240
No anon, you aren't on this list, your autism is so strong you need to make a list of all the people who touched you in the wrong place

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>>164343446
>Favourite Weapon
Pump Shotty
>Favourite Vehicle
Entity or Phoenix
>Favourite Radio Station
Radio Mirror Park
>tfw no The Beat or Jazz Nation

>>164344850
>I literally was the guy disagreeing and I still do.
Then we're apparently the only fags here who didn't give up on them.

>I really wish I knew who you were so I could figure out what fantasy world you're actually living in.
The same one as >>164331331 apparently. I only ever see people doing Headhunter and Hostile Takeover when not running cars.

>so basically you're too stupid to know how good background money-making is
I rarely see biker groups doing work since Import/Export dropped. Everyone wants the automotive cheese.

>you probably don't have any friends to help you because
they're busy doing CEO shit while I am doing mine.

>My ingame is --Jrv--
>Fucking come at me bro I'll fuck your shit up
Oops! We're on different systems.

>>164345240
>what's wrong with the list, really?

-It's subjective to your tastes
-nobody has or ever will use it as a guideline for ingame behavior
-the worth of a person is not measured by what they use but how they use what they have
-people in /gtag/ kill on sight 99% of the time anyway, there is no need for a "list" when the actual kill on sight list is literally "anyone not in gtag or a friend of gtag"

>>164345438
>console

LOLOLOL

explains everything, why you can't aim, why you need a shitbox, why 25 cops is somehow an insurmountable task for you: you're using a controller! Probably autoaim too! Lol what a fucking scrub

Get out of my thread

>>164342674
You're being hysterical.

>>164345559
Oh and I forgot to mention, I transferred this account from the 360, so when I said I did all the missions solo in a sabre turbo, I meant with a controller. In freeaim. So don't give me shit like "i don't know what I'm talking about" because I do, you're the same type of shitter that would roll up on people in reverse in an adder or entity and shoot at people from safety.

Consoles players are such cucks, glad I switched.

>>164343023
Yea? And taking out 25 cops on foot isn't that hard
In a kuruma it's pretty much might as well not even play the game tier.

I know of only 1 instance where the Kuruma is useful and that's the pac stan heist when your team is made up of mentally deficient retards. Kind of need the armored box to get them to the boat.

>>164345559
>PCucks upset they share the thread with people who've played the game longer than they have
Cry me a river, bitch nigga.

>>164346049
>implying I haven't been playing since October 1st, 2013 day one

see
>>164346038


Would have fucked you up on console and if you ever switch, I'll fuck you up on this platform too.

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>Favourite Weapon
Fist (pacifist with 1.82K/D)
>Favourite Vehicle
Felon
>Favourite Radio Station
None (recently put some songs in the user folder but it's not really a radio station)

>>164343446
Benefactor Schafter LWB
Combat pistol
Radio Mirror Park

>>164345451
>It's subjective to your tastes
actually, it's pieced together based on a number of accounts from these threads. it changes almost every update depending on what is still relevant to shitters.

>nobody has or ever will use it as a guideline for ingame behavior
even if you don't remember the list right as you're encountering a shitter, you can look back at it and see how many of these traits account to the common asshole. you'd probably avoid a lot more conflict if you knew at least half of the list, though

>the worth of a person is not measured by what they use but how they use what they have
no, fuck that. the list is composed entirely of tactics/items/etc. that have gained notoriety for being used by shitters. it's practically like you're asking me to excuse your shitter friends because you feel it might hurt their feelings. #notallfaggots

>people in /gtag/ kill on sight 99% of the time anyway, there is no need for a "list" when the actual kill on sight list is literally "anyone not in gtag or a friend of gtag"
could you at least pretend our crew has something different to offer people?

>>164346129
I actually meant to reference
>>164346019

>>164346049
Most PCucks that have GTA V got it on dedgen on launch, you act like PCucks wouldn't all have a 360 or PS3 that late in their lifespans.

>>164346308
I have a PS3 but I don't have GTA5 on it. What do I win?

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Have you guys ever gone on the wiki and seen what sings got cut for your favorite stations? I got so upset when I saw that Doused got cut from Vinewood Boulevard Radio.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=KI79GPXAICM

>>164343446
>Favourite Weapon
Machete or the first LMG

>Favourite Vehicle
my Contender

>Favourite Radio Station
LSRR

>>164346049
Bought it day one on PS3
Cry in some other river, you've killed the wild life in this one already.

>>164346238
>actually, it's pieced together based on a number of accounts from these threads. it changes almost every update depending on what is still relevant to shitters.


so it's literally based on rumor and heresay, congratulations. Not even ingame experience, just from reading this awful thread. good fucking work buddy because clearly the thread is a good indication of ingame...oh wait it totally fucking isn't.

>even if you don't remember the list right as you're encountering a shitter, you can look back at it and see how many of these traits account to the common asshole.

The common asshole is going to drive whatever he wants, taste is not the direct causation of how much of a "shitter" you are, decent people drive what you consider "shitter" cars and "shitters" drive what you would consider good cars, there is no line you can draw.

>you'd probably avoid a lot more conflict if you knew at least half of the list, though

avoid conflict? I am the conflict. I kill everyone in the server I come across, and it's not because of your list, but because they're not in my crew and therefore are a potential threat that I choose to deal with head on instead of waiting for them to take the initiative.

>could you at least pretend our crew has something different to offer people?

We're not a fucking business, we're not selling a product. We're a bunch of friends that help each other and kill anyone that gets in our way, it has never had anything to do with your list and it never will.

Some of my favorite players and best friends would be considered "kill on sight" worthy on your list, so as far as I'm concerned, your list can go fuck itself

>>164346019
>In freeaim
Blessed be Marc and Marek for switching me to Freeaim.

>So don't give me shit like "i don't know what I'm talking about" because I do
Well you don't, and here's why:
>you're the same type of shitter that would roll up on people in reverse in an adder or entity and shoot at people from safety.
No, I didn't have a supercar at all until recently. I finally bought a Zentorno since I have taken to stunt racing. My go-to car for the longest time was a notorious blue Dominator.

>360
You and I were VERY close to playing together once, in fact I may have even been in party with you. I would have been a scrubby player at that point since I was relatively new to Online at the time.

Get an Xbone, tough guy. We'll see who does what better, and Kurumas need not apply.

>>164347001
>You and I were VERY close to playing together once

I never played with the 360 crew, it was pathetic and if you brought up the fact that you were on 360 in this thread, for the longest time it was immediate ridicule followed by being informed that there basically wasn't an xbox 360 community at all, or that it was too small to even matter, and it was. Never ran into them ingame, not once.

>Get an Xbone, tough guy.

ahahahahaha

now why in god's name would I go and do something so stupid?

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>>164347270
>if you brought up the fact that you were on 360 in this thread, for the longest time it was immediate ridicule followed by being informed that there basically wasn't an xbox 360 community at all
Funny how shit doesn't change.

>now why in god's name would I go and do something so stupid?
Because you were the one ruffling your feathers trying to look like a big goy.

Time to sit down and shut up.

>>164347506
why is this xbone-playing-armored kuruma-driving-no-skill cuck still trying to act tough?

>>164343446
>Weapon
Heavy Pistol
>Vehicle
Innovation
>Radio station
Vinewood Boulevard

>>164346684
>so it's literally based on rumor and heresay, congratulations.
well, i have a decent amount of playtime to back it up. usually, these entries are corroborated by my own experiences, as well as the webms and images that people post of shitters that they're fighting.

>The common asshole is going to drive whatever he wants
no, he really isn't. if you push a shitter hard enough, they'll fully embrace all of these tactics. you'll see armored cars, jets, bulletproof helmets and anything else a shitter can use to get the advantage they desperately need.

>avoid conflict? I am the conflict.
if it works for you, that's great. you probably don't need to use the list, then. i personally prefer not to attack a player unless i know they've approached me with the intention of attacking. if the list bothers you so much, just ignore it. it's probably not directed toward you.

>We're not a fucking business, we're not selling a product.
it'd be nice if we didn't have to be just another band of generic tryhards, though.

>Some of my favorite players and best friends
who gives a fuck about your favorite players or your best friends? did i make this list with your feelings in mind? i already said crew members were exempt m8, don't have a fucking heart attack just because someone doesn't like your digs.

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>quote wars
Is there a better time to stop reading and start playing?

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>>164347597
Why is the PC-master-race-2-gud-4-controller-goy still taking shit for no reason?

>acting tough
That's you, not me. I'm just here.

>>164347803
>have to exempt crew because otherwise the list would be bullshit, and simultaneously failing to realize that completely undermines the list
>believing that everyone who is a threat to the crew is going to do so in the most obvious ways
>implying we're just a band of generic tryhards
>implying any has or ever will give a fuck about your stupid list.

Mcfucking kill yourself, 0 (ZERO) people have ever used it. You've posted it hundreds of times and ZERO PEOPLE have ever taken it into account. Fucking qt's crew is more successful than your list, it's just fucking pathetic at this point.

Kindly kill yourself and spare our threads any more of your pathetic shitposting.

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>>164348156
why dont you go back to your console and play with the other 7 people in the xbone community? I wonder if everyone on xbone is as much of a hugbox shitter as you are.

>>164346308
With their hoity-toity attitude, they act like they've never touched a controller in their life.

So do I want a scope on my carbine? Wtf does it even do?

>>164348430
Improves accuracy obviously

>>164348408
This right here, and it really rankles my jackbills.

>We're so gud and you're not
And literally no way to back it up, friends.

>>164348170
>have to exempt crew because otherwise the list would be bullshit, and simultaneously failing to realize that completely undermines the list
crew members are exempt because crewkilling isn't allowed. otherwise, we still know those things are tell-tale signs of people who aren't fun to be around. whose point are you proving right now?

>believing that everyone who is a threat to the crew is going to do so in the most obvious ways
you haven't even looked past the first few bullet points, then. a lot of these features are more subtle than you'd think. you're clearly more perturbed than others over the presence of this list.

>implying we're just a band of generic tryhards
that's what it'll be if you never go against the grain. just another pack of dullards using whatever makes other players go boom the fastest.

>implying any has or ever will give a fuck about your stupid list.
if people never had suggestions, the list would never change. if the list never changed, i wouldn't have a need to continue posting it. what are you getting at?

>a ton of frustrated nonsense below
how about you stick to just posting about how great you are before you throw yourself into another seizure?

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>>164348404
>I wonder if everyone on xbone is as much of a hugbox shitter as you are.
Not really a shitter at all. I tend to avoid PVP since it doesn't earn me money. And no, they are not.

Massed fire is a thing, even in GTA. That's what hugbox is for.

Do you also shit on people for using cover on foot? Because I think that's really fucking gay myself and only faggots do it. Real warriors stand out in the open and engage their enemies eye-to-eye in honest combat.

God tier:
>Radio Mirror Park
>Los Santos Rock Radio
>Vinewood Boulevard Radio
Good tier:
>Non stop pop
>Blue Ark
>Worldwide FM
>Space 103.2
Shit tier:
>Everything else
r8 h8 appreci8

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>>164349220
>Worldwide FM
>Good tier
>not God tier
Do you penetrate people with those hands?

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>>164349220
>Lowdown
>Shit tier

>>164348567
PCfag and I use a controller to fly but do everything else (and 99% of driving included) with kbm. The great thing about PC is you can use what's better for the job/what you're better with yourself.

>>164349456
You're right, there should be a category below shit tier for that station.

>>164349569
beyond subhuman taste

>>164349540
Good for you?

I've gotten to dislike 'kbm' myself. My hand twitches too much for shooting with the mouse.

>>164349569
How does dick taste, anon? I'm just wondering, since you must surely know.

>>164348915
not gonna continue this quote war anymore, you're obviously wrong and you haven't refuted any of my points, most notably the hypocrisy in pushing some sort of moral arbitration whilst simultaneously exempting ourselves from it.

Do what every other person that responds to you tells you to do, and kill yourself.

>>164349192
>I avoid PvP
bad detected
>massed fire is a thing
a thing you can do from literally any car, but you chose to hide in a hugbox

using cover on foot on pc is suicide since people can aim a lot better and it keeps you stationary. People on pc strafe side to side and shoot each other from extreme distances, distances that console players couldn't fathom because they're the mouse changes everything about the combat, this coming from a guy that used to play on xbox 360 and then learned fast that on pc, people know how to aim and this changes everything.

>>164349628
That's a good name for it. Thanks

God tier:
>Radio Mirror Park
>Los Santos Rock Radio
>Vinewood Boulevard Radio
Good tier:
>Non stop pop
>Blue Ark
>Worldwide FM
>Space 103.2
Shit tier:
>Everything else excluding Lowdown
Beyond subhuman taste:
>Lowdown

>>164349220
kys list sucks

>>164349540
I do the same thing. Controller for flying, mouse and kb for everything else. I sometimes drive with controller when I want to relax, but it's much harder to react fast to something with it.

>>164349706
I wouldn't know, I don't listen to Lowdown.

>>164342674
I want Annie to show me love and affection. I think I have something good and I will try my best to not lose it!

>>164349854
just as a point of reference in this conversation, I love listening to the lowdown and I'm also a faggot that likes dick so there's that

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>>164349754
>bad detected
I'm bad because I would rather be making money. OK bro.

>>massed fire is a thing
>a thing you can do from literally any ca
No, you stupid fuck, that's not at all what I am talking about. Fucking go back to school, jesus christ. I'm talking about when I have to move in the general direction of all the fucking machine guns. That's what my Kuruma is for. It's there so that when a faggot like you breaks out his fifty-caliber kill-death machine, I actually have a chance to destroy it before dying, or so I don't get mowed down by that crew of shitbirds with miniguns.

I know what you'll say. You'll say I should move away and snipe. Obviously. But 90% of our fighting in this game is in an urban environment, and I can't always get out of their range and work my sniper magic. Welcome to Remedial Tactics 100.

>Herp derp everyone on PC is a master marksman and muh picture magic
Yeah OK. I don't care?

>>164349754
>not gonna continue this quote war anymore, you're obviously wrong and you haven't refuted any of my points
if you say so, i guess it must be true. hey, if you're the god of your own universe, why did you create yourself with a birth defect?

>most notably the hypocrisy in pushing some sort of moral arbitration whilst simultaneously exempting ourselves from it
i never said i was enforcing it on other players. the list is just there as it captures the traits of most players who would be otherwise out to get you. again, you only prove my point further by responding so vehemently to it when you've already admitted bias toward people on the list. crew members are exempt from killing, not judgement. get out of your own head.

>Do what every other person that responds to you tells you to do, and kill yourself.
i'd wish the same on you, but that would mean you dying before age takes away your ability to keep a steady hand. you'll be wishing you could blow your brains out then.

>>164347914
I remember that thread.

>>164345214
there are usually several per server. Though there used to be like 20+ in any given server when the release dropped.

>>164345214
I have a yacht, it's pretty cool. Not worth like 7m or whatever it costs though.

YOU TAKE SALLY AND I'LL TAKE SUE

Is the Z-Type worth buying?

>>164351220
Only if you detest money

>>164351220
It looks cool, but that's about where it ends. It does drive alright, I guess. Brakes are complete shit though.

Who hackermoney here?

Sitting on $220 million some awesome dude gave me months ago, bought pretty much everything.

>>164351638
See you next banwave
NOT

>>164351638
>tfw down to 200k
y-yeah rich bros amirite? poor people suck!

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>>164351991
>ditto 200k

Bought too much shit too close together. Had to get a Cargobob and a bigger warehouse though.

Can someone from GTAG on PC accept my request to join the crew?
M.Bison here.

>>164349220
AY AY AY WHAT ABOUT LA STACION DE LA EAST LOS FM AY AY AY BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

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>MFW Now just discovering that attackers during car sales have a limited number of waves
I could have save myself so much frustration killing them and not taking damage

>>164351979
I've been getting hackermoney frequently since I first bought the game, Rockstar doesn't give a shit. I keep hearing about these banwaves but nothing has ever happened to me. There's no point playing for actual money in this game unless you do it just for a laff, like delivering cars in a near-full lobby. Rockstar has tried to make this game a pay to play MMO, don't fall into it friendo

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>doing super stunt race
>can drive my sultan but not my jester
also
>mfw spectating bike races and some guy is lagging something fierce and leaning too far so his character keeps skimming over the ground in driving animation while his bike flies into the air like a rocket and blood flies all over

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>>164346498
>devin will never come back to /mu/
WORST TIMELINE

>>164353219
Jester is sports though
Sultan has the RS which is in supers

>>164353546
And it shouldn't even be in the supers.

I got 5 a couple of days ago and everything leaves me with a slightly confused feeling. Why is the reticle so small? It makes free aim very difficult to use. Is shooting supposed to be this shitty? Why is there 6 different aiming modes? I've also spent like half the game and thousands because I get one star and die running from police. There's a lot of little stuff I don't understand like the time I dived underwater as Michael and I drowned once before learning how to surface.

I was also confused by how the story progresses since they don't seem to have numbered order. Currently I am stuck on the first trevor mission where you have to "kill the bikers" but the misson never completes and it's completely unclear what I have to do besides "kill the bikers." I've killed some and nothing happens. Guys just keep coming until I die.

Just got GTAV and a small group of friends that already play the online mode, am I missing anything?

The trackmania additions seem fun so far.

>>164353673
you can make the reticule larger in the options

>>164353823
okay

>>164353673
If you're referring to the bikers in Stab City, those guys run away after you've killed enough of them. If you aren't killing enough, try killing some enemies normally to replenish Trevor''s rage ability.

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>Assist some random kid with running cars because fuck it why not
>Invites me to party chat
>OHBoy.wav
>Some english fag who is new to game
>Some 12-year-old
>Some even younger-sounding kid
>Someone starts yelling about an achievement
>MOMGETTHECAMERA.midi
>I start fucking laughing so hard on voice chat that they kick me out
Better than expected

DAD! JIMMY CALLED ME A BITCH!

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>Name 1 autistic thing you'd like for them to do for the next GTA online

>Make superior acoustics so that muscle cars doing donuts blows up a few blocks with monstrous sound

>>164353673
>Why is the reticle so small?
Probably because you have it set to simple
>It makes free aim very difficult to use.
Get good
>Is shooting supposed to be this shitty?
G E T G O O D
>Why is there 6 different aiming modes?
Who cares, pick the one you like most
>I've also spent like half the game and thousands because I get one star and die running from police.
G E T
>There's a lot of little stuff I don't understand like the time I dived underwater as Michael and I drowned once before learning how to surface.
G O O D
>I was also confused by how the story progresses since they don't seem to have numbered order.
There's different mission threads that make up the overall story, so there's not an exact order in which every mission will be done
>Currently I am stuck on the first trevor mission where you have to "kill the bikers" but the misson never completes and it's completely unclear what I have to do besides "kill the bikers."
G
>I've killed some and nothing happens.
Kill more
>Guys just keep coming until I die.
E T G O O D

>>164355210
Bring back the GTA IV gunplay mechanics, and either give every gun a separate empty reload animation or give it to none of them
I don't understand this meme that game devs love where only the pistols get empty reloads

>>164355385
are you fucking retarded? please kill yourself

>>164355596
are you fucking bad? please get good

>>164355543
>I don't understand this meme that game devs love where only the pistols get empty reloads

I don't follow what you mean. Can you explain?

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How can i fix GTA SA on PC? I feel like i'm playing it on a buggy emulator.

>>164356014
https://steamcommunity.com/app/12120/discussions/0/34096318964479523/

>>164355919
You know what an empty reload is, right?
Pistols get a separate animation for it, if you reload with no ammo the slide locks back but if you reload with ammo still in the mag then the slide stays put
Every other weapon that isn't a handgun only has one reload animation, regardless of how much ammo is in it
Left 4 Dead 2 does it
Metal Gear Solid V does it and it's especially retarded because even though there's only one reload animation they still have the "one in the chamber" mechanic where non-empty reloads give you an extra bullet, even though that bullet would be spent by unnecessarily cocking the gun as per the reload animation

>>164355210
>Snow is an integrated weather feature
>it's not stuck behind a holiday barrier
>airfields are no longer obscured by this
>water is more during this to prevent more JFK's

Haven't played in months, which menu lets me get cash the quickest?

>>164357029
The kill yourself menu

>>164355210
>>164357028
>water is more during this to prevent more JFK's
I don't know what he meant by this but this reminds me:

>bullets don't kill you through FUCKING WATER
even a metre of water should reduce the damage of the bullet to barely anything, let alone when I'm 10 metres below the surface and they're firing at a near horizontal angle anyway

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>>164356319
>Every other weapon that isn't a handgun only has one reload animation, regardless of how much ammo is in it
I guess I've never paid attention. So on the rifles, the character always pulls the charging handle back even if I just reloaded with five rounds left? That's what you're saying, right?

Autistically, yeah that's not how they work. AK designs are the weird fish here, because unless there is one in the chamber they need to be charged, since they don't have a bolt hold-open. AR's, the Tavor and the G36 all have a hold-open feature, as does the MP5.

I've never felt like guns are the focus of everything in the game, so I think I'll forgive Rockstar for now. If it were a shooter only game then yes, I would share your bitching. It's annoying but I'll deal with it.

>>164355210
>port Max Payne 3's gun-play entirely

>>164357221
What I mean is: Reduce the chance of some dumbass flying into the water because of the snow.

Y'know how the snow now causes a lack of depth perception over water? I want that to stop.

Flying into the ocean because you were too close but didn't know it is aggrivating

What you're saying makes sense. Diving 5 feet into water should at least reduce the damage, as I'm pretty sure firing into water reduces a bullet's velocity.
But if we're going for realism, explosions in water should be lethal.

what supers are good for racing and not ugly as shit?

>>164357221
No, fuck you.
>teaching a random to use passive mode
>runs into the shore
>always have to spend minigun ammo gunning him down before he gets too far in

Some things should just remain unrealistic for their own good.

>>164358273
>teaching a random to use passive mode
Why would you do that in the first place? It's not rocket science to figure out how to use passive mode

>>164358392
Some randoms are persistent, though. They think they have the right to use weapons in the same session as us. I'm sure they learned what passive mode was at some point and just forgot, so I take it upon myself to reeducate them.

>>164357810
>good for racing
>not ugly as shit
Pick one

>>164358660
Just votekick them, or bully them hard enough to get them to leave, you big silly

We got a sesh?

Ended up getting GTA V for PC. Looking to get into the GTAG PC crew for the banter.

SC: MixedAndMashed

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>>164358660
Easy there pal, before your e-peen breaks through my screen

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>>164359558
If you're on PC sorta.

>>164359568
Sorry, you've been blacklisted

>>164359694
>staying in a session with a hacker

wew

>>164359365
It usually becomes the latter if they fail to learn. My only regret each time is that I don't get enough kills in before they leave.

>>164359634
Oh, you think you're a comedian? How about you post your SC, faggot?

>>164360184
Come and get me fuckboy, it's -Nessi-

>>164359728
Cheers for that

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>>164359694
Those idiots arguing with the modder really dont get thats what he wants. The lobby should empty and he should be playing by himself.

>>164360126
Everyone left. Just made a new session with just me if anyone wants to join.

t. Greyweaver

>>164360669
Already got one.

t. yzzyro

Fuck you all.
You know who this is directed towards.
For the longest time I thought the Heists Update was the worst update so far in GTAO for adding Armored vehicles and the Hydra, now I'm not so sure about that decision .

Instead for the of "Worst GTAO Updates" I'm gonna go with Finance&Felony, Bikers, and Import&Export.
All three of these business updates are up just for changing how /gtag/ played the game. Before these updates it was to play with other autists, now it's to create safe spaces for people who don't want risk in the risk/reward updates.


tl:dr
Fuck you guys.
Especially you cunts who joined in the last 10-13 months.
Specifically you cunts who joined in the last 10-15 months.

>>164361076
stfu

>>164361076
Go to bed, ry

When will the snow be gone? I'm fucking tired of it already.

>>164361076
>he enjoys being camped by passive toggling hydra shitters while trying to do missions where you have to drive fragile goods across the map with no defense against atg missiles
okay.kid

>>164361076
>now it's to create safe spaces for people who don't want risk in the risk/reward updates.
Risk is fine. Menu kiddies running around nuking everyone isn't.

>>164361076
Why u mad tho jrv?

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>>164361243
Not me, why would you say that?

>>164361076
maybe if we had better defense against jets i'd agree with you, but until then any faggot with his tongue dragging out of his mouth is a threat

>>164361076
>wanting to play with brain-dead retards than make fat cash with friends
>thinking Finance & Felony was bad
>thinking Import/Export or Finance & Felony 2: GTA Boogalo is bad

You sound like a cuck. I bet you voted against Brexit (or Trump, depending on where you reside)

>>164361076
Who the fuck are you? I'd love to see how successful you've been with making money.

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>>164350443
>>164349754
PvP is fucking boring when the fucking Meta is everywhere. Fucking Snipers Meta, Fucking Moving while aiming like a Ping Pong Meta, Fucking Explosive Meta, Fucking KYS for reposition or when loosing Meta, fucking le Hydra le Passive Mode, Using Passive Mode in any way of Aggression towards other players.

Fuck the PvP in GTA:O, it's cancerous in any way. I understand that without the stuff above, some peace loving anons wouldn't be able to protect my ass in the lobbies, since you need to fight fire with fire, but god damn i rather not to.

There is much better games for """""""""""PvP""""""""""""" anyway

>>164361780
you don't absolutely have to adapt the enemy's methods to succeed desu. a single Buzzard can do in a jet just fine if you know what you're doing

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>>164361076
You're worse than higgly piggly senpai, and I fucking hate niggus

>>164361076
Post your SC so we can size you up, faggot. You've really done it now.

>>164361076
Stop Drinking Hachi

>>164361076
>wanna talk shit
>too pussy to post SC

top kys

>>164362829
I already posted it earlier, it's -Nessi- you fucking faggot gay boy, come and get me you autistic virgin

>>164359728
>people who have never interacted with /gtag/ are getting blacklisted
Is this a meme?

>>164363083
hownew.ru

>>164363107
I stopped playing for over a year.

>>164363083
No, we just have excellent foresight
And by "we" I mean the blacklist creators, because I didn't make the blacklist I just watch it

>>164363174
This has been a thing for a good while, even before /gtag/.

You're new.

>>164363195
>>164363298
So this "blacklist" consists solely of anyone who's ever posted their username at any point on 4chan then?

>>164363853
We typically only say it when a crew has reached full occupancy. Sorry m8, try again next time.

>haven't played since CEO patch
>decide to check what's new
>sell some shitty old cars and buy Nero without the autism mod and get a makeover, pretty gud so far
>decide to have some fun in public lobby
>notice there are definitely less jetshitters, in fact there are none, also no armored kurumas, just distant explosions and shit
>start executive search
>guy literally teleports behind me and kills me
>call him out on it
>lobby becomes a spam of "modder pls mony"
What are the chances you get to actually complete any of the freeroam jobs without """""""modders""""""" shitting it up?

Also
>try the new adversary mode - the juggernaut
>game almost always ends up 2v6ish
>if the game is even, the juggernaut is always some low level retard who thinks he can just walk up to the enemy team, also can't hit anything with his unlimited minigun
>other adversary modes don't even start due to not enough players
>try random heist
>"fleeca - scope out", "humane labs - deliver EMP", "prison break - plane" are the only heists that come up, needless to say, it's a fucking fail fest

So, is there a decent way to make money now, without having to join a reddit guild and pretend I'm a mute girl?

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>>164361076
>Goes away for ages
>muh murrines
>comes back
>things are different
>autistic screeching

I guess someone really did ravage your bootyhole so hard during basic that it rearranged your brain.

>>164364408
Import/Export is pretty ok for money making and you "only" need 3 more guys for it if you sell.

>>164362076
I dont get retarded people like you

>the game isnt bad if the person youre fighting is retarded!

The jet can come straight down where buzzard cannot aim, at all. Stop defending rockstars shitty game design, all of his points were valid. Ive gone passive mode in a jet next ghosting another jetshitter, and he simply left the session. You cant go passive in a nimbus, but a military jet fighter? GO FOR IT!

>>164364424
I doubt it's that autistic retard. I refuse to believe someone got their asshole that turned out.

>>164364736
>The jet can come straight down where buzzard cannot aim, at all.

you probably don't care and don't want to understand how, but this issue can be circumvented in a number of ways.

>>164364736
He wasn't really agressive, don't do that to random anon. He is right, some shitters have problems dealing with the Buzz Buzz, some even with the Ruiner2k. You're right too.

We can only hope they actually learned from it and RDR2 won't get this treatment. GTAIV and RDR where pretty basic in terms of variation and online play, but thats what i want.

>>164364684
What about the MC and car shipment? I though these were basically the same thing, only different looks, does it make less money?

>>164364424
That's not nessi
Nessi always has a reaction image

>>164365043
As far as i see, Import/Export is faster, safer and more fun than any MC work. You don't have to pay shitty fees for CEO, and you don't need at least 2 or 3 people to sell, when getting the Trashmaster or Boxville.

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>One car away from having every collection checked off
>Game keeps having me do worthless Tampa missions
The irony is that the car is a Tampa but it's the wrong license plate

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Returned to GTA after a year, wasted all my cash at becoming a CEO and I have no idea how to gain it back.

>>164365314
Whore yourself out to CEOs doing cars or doing cars yourself if you have the warehouse.

>>164365043
Motorcycle club is basically constantly throwing money at a developing business and waiting for a timer to go by until ready to sell, it's a long ass wait to turn profit
With car selling, you order a car, do a mission to pick it up, bring it back to the warehouse and the only money you pay is the damage the vehicle took and then can sell it immediately for instant money

>>164365314
Do CEO jobs, switching between headhunters and hostile takeover until you can buy a garage warehouse and sell cars

>>164365314
VIP work. Alternate between Headhunter and Hostile Takeover.

what /the menu/ right now?
can't fight shit that doesn't reek of virus or cost money

>>164366371
kys

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>>164365584
>>164365513
>>164365418
I cant even start my own VIP work since I'm broke. But I have a warehouse for cargo, not cars tho. Thanks :3

xth for why would you get any office but lombank

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that feel when your spoken English is too poor to communicate.

>>164366461
i'm not going to bend over and take the grind
this game is shit without cheats

>>164366506
That's not how it works, though. If you have CEO status you can do CEO missions. Are you well?

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>>164343446
>Favorite Weapon
SNS Pistol

>Favorite Vehicle
Custom Sabre Turbo

>Favorite Radio Station
The Lowdown

>>164366894
>I don't want to play an MMO, I need to cheat!!!!

kys

>>164366894
Then go play a different game, nobody will miss you.

>>164366564
https://youtu.be/w7KtJy8-o3E

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>>164361076

>tfw get friended all the time for my famous comfy lobbies

lmao

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>tfw reporting menu-fags

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>>164367650
Nice.

i want to join the pc gtag crew

sc: Thelvy

>>164368586
Rejected and cucklisted

>>164368586
Sent ;)

>>164368763
Shut up, nerd.

>>164368798
Thank you

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>>164352264
l-lord bison?

>>164369436
fuck off you Battleborn-tier stickman

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>>164369484
ouch. pls

>>164368798
Are you like a crew leader or something? Fuck I'm confused about how to join GTAG crew.

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>>164368215

I've cleaned up since then

>>164370156
now you just look boring

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>you will never bully jrv with hugs while he twitches
>he will never calm down and practically melt in your arms

>>164361076
salty af kys kid

>>164370156
>grey tactleneck

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>Join the crew today and decide to join on crew members
>Keep joining the same crew member as they hop sessions by accident
>As I was writing this they were buzzing my clubhouse

So you get banned for any kind of mods?
I only have graphical ones, what's the best way to toggle them on and off?

tfw got given 35 mil in a drop lobby

unless you enjoy progression grinding away is the betacuck way to play

>>164359310
nero
banshee 900r
osiris
tyrus

>>164371082
tyrus is ugz

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>>164370454
>>164370181

I'm just trying something different.

what super is the most fun /gtag/?

>>164371592
Ruffian

Does that website where we can upload custom emblems stop working?

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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP CALLING PEOPLE OUT FOR USING CHEATS AND VOTEKICKING! YOU ENDANGER YOURSELF AND YOUR FELLOW CREWMATES! DO IT FUCKING QUIETLY! CREATE A FUCKING CODENAME! FUCK!

STOP
STOP
STOP
STOP

FCR-100 is live and surprising no one, it's underwhelming.

>>164372262
What?

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>>164372262
I feel like I'm the only one who's actually excited for it...

It's a bike with a flat twin boxer engine and uses a drive shaft instead of a chain drive. It's pretty neat

>>164372184
Ahahaha! Get reported, nigger

>>164372808
Still looks like a chain there to me.

>>164371591
>R* still prevents you from wearing a helmet and a mask.

Why do they hate fun?

>>164372979

Actually they made it so you can equip some masks and helms together now.

>>164372808
I'm being too harsh on it sure, just how this game is structured there is little chance of most new vehicles shaking things up. I like the looks of it and it sounds alright after some tuning but you know how most people are; If it ain't the best in class then it isn't worth shit.

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>have hot dirty sweaty erp with a gtag anon in my clubhouse bathroom on my first day
Nice good crew guys appreciate it.

>>164367170
I'm talking about VIP work. You were supposed to have 1mil cash to be able to start a VIP job or smth like that. Or have things changed?

CEO is other thing.

>>164373751
CEO expands upon VIP work; Sightseer, Asset Recovery, all the VIP jobs are available to CEOs.

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Any short guide to 2016 cars/bikes for a guy who wasnt online for a year?

>>164373876
Yeah, get the ones you like.

>>164372184
Shut the fuck up Crime

>>164342206
anyone have a free link to niggermenu v7.5, i want to spread a heap of cash around to random rooms

>>164373696
Wow even i got nothing like this. Fuck my life.

>>164373876
RE7B/X80/ETR1(for top speed), Hakuchou Drag/Shotaro, Sabre Turbo Custom/Dominator Racecar, BF400, Contender, Brioso R/A. Those are pretty much the best vehicles per class, most are pretty much needed to be competitive still.

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>>164374348
How's Diabolus bike? Schafter v12 still good?

>>164372184
Call them Charlies. Not only is it a derogatory term for communists, but it also starts with the letter 'c' like cheater.

>start game for first 2017
>heist invite borischevko
>heist invite xiochang
>join random contact mission
>kurumafag afk'ing, wait for the rest of the team
Fuckin hell, the game is so shit with normies.

>>164375187
I don't remember the Diabolus, it's probably nothing special. It's probably in here I guess https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMAbQMjTTy8
Schafter V12 still has the highest top speed in sports class, but I think you can now also use the regular non-armoured version in Sedan races, which makes it demolish that class because it's slightly faster than the armoured version (which previously demolished that class). But yeah, both V12's are still really good, and the armoured one is one of the best vehicles in the game for freemode and the like in my opinion.

just started playing with a friend yesterday and go to lv 22
what should i do to raise my atts?
and get a nice amount of money?

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So there's a difference between buying garage in addition for an office and buying a storage garage?

>>164375458
Thanks for the info :3

Only 1 new bike??? Fuck this

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tfw got the invincibility+immobility glitch again

>>164375524
Drive without crashing to increase driving skill.

Fly to increase flying skill, also piloting school helps and makes you about 300k after you complete it.

Shoot stuff to increase shooting skill, completing shooting range helps.

Sprinting improves stamina and sneaking without being spotted increases stealth. You can max sneaking by jamming a toothpick in your keyboard and make your character sneak in circles in a middle of desert or something.

Strength is the most difficult one - you raise it by finishing sport jobs (golf and tennis) and KOing people.
Gonna take the most time.


As for money - if you had 2 more friends, you could do the heist challenge, it's gonna take a couple of hours, mostly due to loading screens being retarded, but it's the easiest 10M you can make, 2M more in fact, as there is a bonus for finishing all heists with the same people.

Other than that, do the freeroam VIP jobs.

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Comfy hike went pretty well apart from a few incidents

>>164361076
Blame Rockstar for making military vehicles and sticky bombs so readily available. Any retard in a hydra can ruin a sale easily as hell without any sort of effort and cuck you out of anywhere between 100k to 2,3million in a second

>>164362076
>a single Buzzard can do in a jet just fine if you know what you're doing
Yes, but only if the person in the jet doesn't know what he's doing. Approach a buzzard from above and there's absolutely nothing it can do since the homing rockets only lock on if you're on the same horizontal plane as the target

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Any bonus from doing CEO work in a crowded session vs empty session?

>>164373876
So many. My personal recommendations:
Trophy Truck
Tyrus
Elegy Retro
Tempesta
Hakochou Drag
Seven-Seventy
Tropos
Vortex
And I appreciate fantastic handling, so if you want the best drives, there they are.

>>164376561
CEO Jobs and cars, no
Cargo has a 1% increase for every player iirc

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>>164376561
Only cargo and MC product gets bonuses from crowded lobbies

Is anyone else experiencing disappearing MC business supplies?

>>164376707
>>164376643
So which is better for the income MC or CEO?

>>164376754
If you are with a dedicated group, do CEO Cargo
If you are solo, do CEO cars

>>164376721
MC supplies drain differently since the import/export update. Weed and documents get 60% product out of a full resupply, cash gets 50% as usual and coke/meth only gets 40%
>>164376754
CEO for sure. MC requires such a huge investment and involves a lot of waiting around and annoying sales

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>yfw

>>164376783
Not the anon you're replying to, but technically you could still make a decent profit just buying the supplies instead of stealing?

>>164376783
I second that. The MC feels way too much like work.

But about these supplies. I've come back to my businesses to see them having no gains in product but empty supplies, when I know for sure I was charged for them about an hour before.

>>164377008
>>164376783
>>164376721
yeah my supplies definitely have been fucking weird, if it's supposed to be 40% from a full supply of coke I probably shouldn't see no change after 3/5 bars of supply vanish.

>>164376901
Docs: 1k profit
Weed: 127k profit
Cash: 144k profit
Meth: 169,5k profit
Coke: 232,5k profit
This is with max upgrades, remote sales but without factoring in the competition bonus.
Even nerfed, coke can still be worth it but it'll take a while for it to pay off

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Well that's an overreaction

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FkXSspskq8
These dudes realise there's racing sims catered towards exactly what they're doing here, right?
Still looks pretty fun, though.

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>>164377279

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>>164371334
u lie

>>164371592
The Voltic

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anyone bought the new benny's bike yet?

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>>164373043
You never know what you can achieve if you believe.

>>164377657
Man I like the Tyrus but it kills me that you can't remove the PISSWASSER

I just want a Mclaren f1

Stopped playing a little after launch when I beat all the heists. What's the best way to make money now? Want to customize my comet.

>>164373076
>just how this game is structured there is little chance of most new vehicles shaking things up

yeah it's either better than the old ones or doesn't compare. shaking things up can't happen with a bad class system like GTAO has.

I only get vehicles I think are fun to drive or look and sound real neat.

for racing you either get crashed by the others or avoid that and win/place securely anyways.

what's the price and sound of the FCR if anyone knows?

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rate

>>164377749
Let me guess:
>700k stock
>1.2mil upgrade
>can't wheelie for shit
>looks sicknasty for freemode screenshots

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also rate

Did a banwave just go out? My nigga just got banned randomly when we were fucking around with biker contracts. Rockstar's 4noraisin ban shit happening again?

>>164379115
its 135k and 190k for the upgrade I think, pretty bad acceleration but nice top speed, but who cares, stats are for metafags

>>164379168
disguised-reptilian/10

>>164376403
most jetshitters can not fly straight down, especially against any tall structure like a building. as long as you're in los santos, you can just wait for them to pass you. use a homing rocket to change their flying pattern, then strafe them with the minigun once you have the chance.

>>164379240
There's nothing wrong with just looking neat, I just like my style to be at least slightly on pace, and bike races rely on sick wheelies and having the toppest shit since you can't rely on BRs taking out all the other racers to win.

>http://www.rockstargames.com/newswire
>25% extra dosh from vehicle exports
Haha time for grindan

>>164378932
Become CEO
Do CEO jobs until you get $1M and buy an office
Then do CEO jobs until you get $1.5M to buy a garage warehouse
Steal and sell cars at $80K a pop profit

>>164342413
wow fuck off shill

>>164372808
the chain looks like it's hidden

>>164379168
Oink/10

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>>164379396
>25% off renovations to garage
God dammit, I just bought renovations, at least it's three top tier cars worth of money, easy to replace
Also, will the 25% bonus be applied to selling car collections? I have 9/10 collections in my garage, this might make me a fat load of money

>>164379805
How much does it cost to become a CEO? I have 1 mill saved up atm.

>>164380121
You can become a CEO instantly without paying a price, but you only get an hour of being a CEO before a cooldown, to prevent this, buy the 1M office on Dynasty8

>>164380106
the 50% bonus applied to the collection last time so probably

>>164380305
Sweet, I just need to get some people to help me then

Alright I ended up making an attempt at creating a waifu. It seemed alright in the character creator, but it ended up looking like a tranny once in game. Is there an optimal mom/dad pair for cute faces?
I just want to be a kawaii detective

>>164380121
Buy the office at Maze Bank West for 1M.

>>164380181
>>164380459
Thank you for the info. Is there an ideal office/warehouse location to buy? I heard about a great house spot for quickly completing some heists.

>>164379396
>Only 25%
>Only exports
Oh well, it's probably stupid to expect something like they did for christmas.

>>164380526
Basically people recommend buying the apartment 0604 Las Lagunas Boulevard, Apartment 4 because there's a trick of being able to get an Armored Kuruma from the garage and using it instead of bikes for the finale of Pac Standard
As for garage warehouse for Import/Export, the cheapest is fine

>>164380526
Well presumably you bought the cheapest 10-car apartment in the game for Heists, which is literally across the street from Maze Bank West (the cheapest Office). I don't think any Vehicle Warehouse is close to an Office, but the cheapest Vehicle Warehouse is 1.5M and everyone in this crew (apart from 1 or 2 autists) uses that one.