>Overwatch Year-in-Review Developer Update
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxlhFslsbu0
>Live Patch Notes
https://us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20752545497
>PTR Patch Notes
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20379410
>Overwatch Dev Tracker
http://www.overstalk.io/
>Convert source mouse sensitivity
https://jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f
>Stats and Leaderboards
https://masteroverwatch.com
https://overbuff.com/
>Competitive Info
http://gosugamers.net/overwatch
http://over.gg/
>Discord:
https://discord.gg/Mzpx4Yh
>Permalink
https://owg.pleb.pl
Previously:
>>164308025
Pharah a shit
How do i climb? What is mandatory on each role?
Amaris
how am I supposed to get out of gold when all of my teammates just pick dps or bastion, do nothing, and refuse to switch or cooperate?
>the holiday festival will end in a few hours
>I wont get those skins because I never bought the game
>I didn't buy it when it was half it's price on black friday
>tfw no overwatch
Xth for don't forget to thank your healers so they get to give their tanks cock a nice slobbery kiss
>>164333832
Jamison Fawkes!
can i have season 3 sprays and comp points if at the end of the season 3 I only played half of the placement matches?
Bluepost
>>164333989
The fuck are you doing here then?
What are the best winter voice lines and sprays? Not sure what to buy
if you refer to heroes by their real name or as fruits you might as well go to >>>/tesg/
>>164333984
I got out of silver and into plat (so far) as a support main, so you can do it
>>164333984
Join a clan
>>164333989
I could buy it for you if you want
>>164334130
Mei
Post em'
>>164334157
It's too late anon but thanks, there's no way I can get nuttcracker zennyata and winston yetti at this point
Post more Best Pairing
im not going to get Yeti Winston am I....
>>164334010
No you need to finish them all and get placed
>tfw won't have enough gold to buy yeti Winston, the only skin I wanted
This fucking sucks
>>164334010
You need to finish your placements
>>164334028
>tfw I own yeti winston
FeelsAmazingMan,jpg
playing ana is so stressful compared to other healers
whenever someone dies i always feel it's because i fucked up because i missed a shot that one time or my grenade was on cd
>>164334281
you should have farmed some loot boxes these days m890
>>164334134
But anon, I'm only casually interested in the Elder Scrolls! What's in /tesg/ that's different anyway?
>>164334219
Who cares about your quick play hours? Post this season's comp hours
>>164334239
>>164334281
HAHA SUCKERS
I JUST BOUGHT HIM
>>164334408
All of your fellow waifufags are there
>>164334219
>Zenyatta
>Genji
Get the fuck out of here you robo loving shit
at this point i'd rather have ana removed
>>164334493
>those top 5
You are actually the worst player anyone can encounter
>that feel when played League of legends until overwatch came out
>overwatch is more fun so i dropped lol forever
>still miss one character from that game because of his story and personality
When will we get a hero like this? He can fit in this overwatch world of course he has to be changed but the ground idea/story of him was so good.
>>164333989
>>164333989
Why are you here? Serious question
>>164334238
Daughteru ship is the only good one.
>>164334438
I also prefer to play it safe.
>still no Reaper
>still no Pharah
>still no Winston
>still no Widowmaker
ReeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>164334603
Genji is a robot man
>>164334704
Thanks for using a trip so I can filter it
>>164334589
Fuck off, at least he plays Mercy
>>164334646
>>164334732
I know but its not because of the robot, but more because of the story of the person.
>>164334470
I don't think they'll appreciate Overwatch husbandos in a non-Overwatch thread, anon.
>>164333989
>>I didn't buy it when it was half it's price on black friday
The base level game, on PC at least is on sale until the 3rd for just $30.. We can always use more shitters!!
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/buy/#overwatch-edition
>>164334589
This is coming from a Zen and Gen player
Get the fuck out of here
>>164334760
that's uh, that's getting pretty lewd aon
>>164334735
Mercy is shit. Slow single target healing that can be dps'd through. She's only worth the rez, and even then it has to be just right. I'd rather have a Lucio healing everyone and using his ult on cooldown.
>disconnect from a game my team will obviously win
>can't reconnect
it hurts
>it's a "Reinhart is too much of a pussy to move up" episode
But i'm supposed to stay behind your shield, eh?
>>164334735
>at least he plays mercy
even worse
>>164334730
>3000 shekels
just unlock them
>>164334905
I stopped playing Reinhardt when no one ever stood behind me. People running through the shield to get killed or didn't advance forward in my cover.
>>164334905
>it's a "team won't go behind Reinhardt's shield" episode
But you keep yelling at me when you die, eh?
Has anyone else noticed how pleasant the game is because snipers are unpopular picks at the moment?
I'm pretty bad at this game, so instead of playing on PC I play it on PS4 with a XIM4. It's like beating up on little kids all day.
It's great. No shame.
>>164334760
Think we'll ever actually see her again in any shorts, comics,or the possible Netflix series Blizzard is considering?
>>164334308
>>164334028
>tfw no tasty bleuberry for the new year
>>164335045
Nope, just wondering where are you when the action starts.
You're a battering ram, not a doorstop.
>>164334493
Less talking, more sucking you stupid healslut
>>164334219
I'm all ready for when Best Girl gets buffed next patch.
>>164335118
Why do people do this?
>>164335138
>Netflix series
Source on that, fampai?
>>164335138
Nice picture for ants. But if they ever made a series they'd pretty much be obligated to show her if Tracer got any focus.
>>164335197
>tfw actually move up with the payload with my barrier in a good position as reinhardt
>the dps still runs off and dies then yells at me for not protecting him
>>164335057
Yes. Snipers are the cancer of every game.
>>164335138
Maybe she'll get a nod in a future voice line for Tracer.
>>164335138
When it's revealed she's apart of a talon sleeper cell, she'll become a new offense hero don't worry.
>>164335118
No lewd.
Don't forget you have until the 4th to get the Oni Genji skin!
Why is Eichenwalde first cap point so fucking cancerous
How the fuck do you even get past it with Sym+Torb and 2 tanks running around that shit's fucking impossible
>>164334460
How do you get the icon?
>>164335465
but I have no friends :(
>>164335259
No thanks have fun not getting any heals for the rest of the round
Come back to me once you learn your lesson.
>>164335301
http://www.itechpost.com/articles/48579/20161031/overwatch-movie-tv-show-coming-soon-will-cgi-anime-live.htm
Sorry, it is not confirmed to be a Netflix series specifically, but it's a likely outcome. Following the financial success of the WarCraft movie, Blizzard has announced that it is looking into expanding non-game media for its IPs. We'll probably see a StarCraft or Diablo movie in the future too.
>>164335263
I'm ready for her to be buffed so all the dickheads that won't stop picking her stop weighing down the team so goddamn much.
She's garbage. You might as well stand in spawn, the outcome would be the same.
>>164335138
I could see her showing up for a quick comic appearance if there's something involving Tracer but she'll never be of any significance other beyond being Tracer's clam slamming partner.
>>164335514
Eichenwald as a whole is cancerous for the attacking team.
The attackers have to be significantly more competent than the defenders to win.
>>164335519
Genji players usually don't.
Still, plenty of people on HotS willing to group up just for it, from what I hear.
>tfw the only Legendary skins I wanted were Zenyatta and Winston
>Got them both through boxes
Feels good man. I probably buy Roadhog and I'll just save the rest for next event.
that fucking bridge on eichenwalde is goddamn cancer jesus fucking christ
>>164334971
>them
>>164335057
>snipers are unpopular picks at the moment
what did he mean by this?
10.000 coins for a Story mode when?
>>164335519
Just add some random lfg in the global chat.
>>164335589
Not really.
She's hard to use and she IS underpowered at the moment, but she can be pretty good on Defense.
Controlling health packs and denying ults during a team fight can make a big difference.
r8 my cancer
>>164335518
looooootbox
Why has D.Va and Ana been allowed to be so blatantly overpowered for this long? You would think they would have been nerfed in the Symmetra update.
What are the best voice lines to get before the event is over?
I know it's kinda retarded paying 75 coins for one, but I missed out on HEPPI HALLOWEEN. Never again.
>>164335980
D.Va is fine
Ana just needs a small nerf to healing and a small boof to movement
>hanamura defense, playing ana
>enemy is doing last push, opening with d.va ult
>i panic and run behind pillar
>i have ult so i check status really quickly
>genji has his ult
>being chased so i jump down to buttom
>i'm getting bumfucked by roadhog and baby d.va when genji shows up out of nowhere
>he's hidden behind the enemies so i'm panically spamming q as i'm about to die
>he ults, and i get the q off right as i die
>he dashes up to the point and kills everyone
>we win
>he even gets potg for that play
never have i been more proud of a genji
>>164335980
Because lower level players don't know how to abuse them so Blizzard gets shit data and thinks its fine. See how Zarya was dumb as hell for months
>>164336045
>D.Va is fine
Anon.
>>164336032
>Stay frosty
>A gift... for you
>>164336045
>D.Va is fine
>>164334460
HA! I got it from a box.
>>164336045
ana needs her grenade to not do 4 things at once
>>164335751
Healthpack control is minor and ult blocking is waiting for the stars to line up. In the time she's been standing around hoping for a "perfect" time to use her ult she could have an ana who is actually healing and killing and can still ult deny, or any other offensive hero who can do real damage.
>>164336132
>>164336186
She's like fucking paper with pea shooters
If anything she needs a buff
>>164335526
Then you're not getting protected. Have fun getting gangbanged, you filthy whore.
>>164336205
I got it four times from a box.
I'm still missing Nutyatta.
>tfw Zarya is still strong as fuck
I love playing this russian dyke
>>164335546
>Winston and Roadhog kids
Nah
>>164336252
(you)
made me reply
>>164336252
Still learning how to play DVa I see.
>>164336240
That would be nice too
>>164336324
>tfw Zarya is still strong as fuck against people with brain damage
FTFY
>nerf the tank damage besides Winston
There, fixed the game
>>164336132
>>164336186
She is completely fine, she is a huge ult battery, had a large critbox, and can be exploited in her out-of-mech form so that she gets staggered.
>>164336045
>>164335980
dva and ana are the sole causes for this tank meta
if soldier wasn't so bullshitly overpowered the meta would be worse. if there was no tank meta soldier would no doubt be nerfed so expect that when the tank meta is over
C'MERE
>>164336378
I never play tanks. I just know that I wreck her as Sym or Junkrat
>>164336341
Winston's only 29-ish, isn't he? Unless there's a huge difference between human and gorilla years. Roadhog should definitely be an adult in that drawing though.
>>164336467
If tanks don't do good damage they are not threatening enough to warrant attention over the healer or DPS, meaning they are not tanking.
Won't happen.
>>164335426
Oh FUCK, Blizz could actually do this!
>>164336467
Why not hard nerf Ana instead?
>>164336518
I think he's in his 30s, but you might be right
And yeah, Gorilla years and all
Besides, he's the most sophisticated fucker on the roster
I just want to throatfuck a mercy cosplayer
Is that so wrong?
>>164334859
>PC
>>164336478
>She is completely fine,
lol ok anon
>>164336278
>four times
>don't want Nutcracker
>get Nutcracker
>nothing special about Mei-rry
>get Mei-rry
>hecantkeepgettingawaywithit.jpg
>>164336242
>Healthpack control is minor
Debatable
>ult blocking is waiting for the stars to line up
?
>time she's been standing around
If you have had Sombra players just standing around then I understand why you dislike her so much. She is perfectly capable of taking out 200 HP heroes.
>she could have an ana who is actually healing and killing and can still ult deny
She can Ult deny one person. Sombra can do it to all the opposing team.
does anyone want to que up for comp
plat please
just4mex#1469
>>164336548
Not really
Roadhog and Zarya still have superb kits that fuck up the other team
Zarya's bubbles can save anyone and Roadhog can grab an important enemy player and disrupt them to hell
Rein and D.va have defensive shields so they are a priority to kill
Zarya is questionable but Roadhog has always been a shit tank, he's just a fat DPS
>On Defense
>Doing well
>Tell team to stay near the point instead of pushing out hard
>They don't
>Enemy goes behind us and caps
Dumb part is they were shocked even after I warned them.
>>164336045
> Can fly up to a solider and out damage him through biotic field so soldier's best play is to ADADAADADA spam hoping D.va's spread doesn't fuck him.
>>164336548
They should just provide cover and CC. I would:
>lower Rein's damage to 65/hit
> Zarya's damage by 30%
> Hog's hook would get a CD increase, he can keep the powerful damage of his left click, right click nerfed.
>Dva can keep her damage since she is a different kind of tank, but I'd increase the intervals between which she can toggle Matrix so there is higher risk to dropping it, she can not be both an assassin and a huge DPS denial tool
>Winston's fine
>>164335557
>financial success
Please don't tell that thing made money.
>>164336696
>console
>tfw you got overwatch on console but now want it on PC but connecting your PSN with your battle.net account doesn't do anything
why even live
>>164336852
I thought the movie was alright. But I have never played WoW so I have no idea what to even expect.
>>164336894
>got overwatch on consolecancer
deserved tbqh
>>164336894
I have it on bothI prefer console, it's comfier
>Team consists of Hanzo,Luci,Genji,Junkrat,Mei and Me as Soldier
>They are killing nobody
>They take potshots and fall back when the enemy gets close
>Will not make a goddamned stand AT ALL
>Which makes me the defacto Tank because I am the only one actually trying to stop the fucking cart
>Keep getting killed because Lucio is off who fucking knows where and I have a minimum of 3 enemies focusing on me at any time
>We lose
>I somehow get blamed for being a shitty DPS
The rage I can feel it bubbling.
>>164336852
made a shit load especially overseas. Chinese eat all these 3D turds up
>>164336518
No one should miss the oportunity to draw Baby Winston, though.
>>164337000
my PC was too bad when I got overwatch to play it on PC
>play winston because he's fun
>melt in 2 seconds because the enemy has zen
feels bad man
>>164336846
Hog's Hook should lose 5 to 7 meters of it's range. That is without question.
The event ends tomorrow and I still haven't gotten a single legendary holiday skin.
I guess the next step is to kill myself?
>>164335259
Why is she such a bimbo?
>>164335426
>tfw she just pretended to be Winston's friend
>tfw she went to Gibraltar to steal the OW agents locations
We were all so blind!
>>164337304
Woww, how could you not even get one?
I got Tracer, Mei, Winston, and Torb
>Buy game an hour ago.
>Get Winston Yeti skin in first six boxes.
>Nothing else since.
>Mystery heroes
>5 minute queue times
>Always against stack of GMs
Truly what a wonderful game mode.
>>164337440
The heroin drip begins
Blizzard gives a legendary skin about every ten levels for the first 100..... after that, nothing.
>>164337354
She craves attention, just like her mains
>>164336852
Box office: 433.5 million USD
Budget: 160 million USD
>>164337558
I'm reking foo's in mystery right now
are you one of them?
Aryan is a censored term in overwatch
cucked game
>no legendary during entire winter event
>only epics i got were 3 vanilla gestures
Kill me lads..
>>164335426
>Tracer failed to save Mondatta
>Talon kidnaps her girlfriend and mind-rapes her into the next Widow
>Little by little Blizzard starts breaking Tracer's cheery spirit
>>164337558
>get 30 sec queue at most
>always win
lmao
>>164335426
>offense hero
ENOUGH
>>164337776
B-But Tracer's supposed to represent what the overwatch universe is like. Are we heading into yet another Blizzard corruption story?
>>164336650
>tfw I have
Just find yourself a gfor trapthat cosplays, I highly recommend it
>>164331654
I'm sorry you come from a broken home, really.
>>164337748
wtf really?
that's fucking gay
>>164337771
>Got the mei legendary in the complimentary box, thought everyone got it
>got McCree scrooge in the next box
>got Torbjorn and Tracer legendaries a couple boxes after that.
>Got pharah, sombra, and zarya skins in the christmas boxes
>just got the reaper skin before quitting for the day and posting here
I don't actually want any of these. They're all garbage.
>>164337440
Same here
>tfw suck at this game but enjoy the gameplay
It's a bad feel lads
>>164338002
i just want the zenyatta one desu
>time played
>time played on genji
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>164338143
lucio lad
jump around like a monkey and you're still useful
>>164338143
Do you have a good rig? I used to play on a toaster and my aim was awful. Couldn't break out of plat no matter how hard I tried. Then I got a new higher-end rig with a 144hz monitor and saw incredible improvement almost immediately. I'm mid-diamond now, approaching master.
If Comp allowed hero stacking, would a current meta team be able to defeat 6 Symmetras?
>>164335426
You know, it would actually be pretty cool.
Blizz could release a short or comic that ends with Tracer discovering Emily has disappeared, Talon's involvement heavily implied, but not directly stated. As far as anyone in-universe knows, Emily is just missing and they're "investigating."
Then Blizzard just kind of glosses over it for a year, not mentioning Emily in any further Overwatch media.
Then next season, Blizzard intros a new character, a female masked Talon agent. No mention of Emily, but by this time, fans will probably be able to speculate it's her and Blizzard responds to inquiry with intentional vagueness.
Then at the end of the season or however long they feel like dragging it out, they can reveal it's her in a short and ad some skins that show her face. Add some unique dialogue when the two fight each other, etc.
Could be pretty cool, but there'd be no actual way to make the reveal a surprise to the fans.
>>164335913
Stage 4
>>164338429
I don't think so
I never thought I could make it to Diamond by just playing Torb.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZH3SpBujwk
>>164338540
>overwatch
>playable ever
lmao
>>164333917
Just go treant aghs and win the game for your team
just finished my placements, how good is 1549?
>>164338639
that's the bottom of the barrel m8
>>164338639
It'sa starting point for improvement
>>164338639
top 5%
>just get the game a couple days ago
>unlock xmas mei, roadhog, mcree and tracers two legendary skins in like 4 boxes
neat
>Mystery keeps giving me Genji, Hanzo and Mei
Nigger I played these last time during launch.
>>164338718
They give you nice stuff to start but it won't be like that forever
>>164338802
im only playing for the gambling anyways
the main game is bad
>>164338961
>the main game is bad
No it isn't, kys
>>164339062
nice shilling lmao
its just a mediocre tf2 ripoff that gives me free things like faceboolk / mobile games do to keep the player coming back
the only good female character design in the game is d.va
>>164338450
sleep tight reaper
>>164335006
This is when you take the strap on out of your ass and put it on for once. If you play Reinhardt be the leader your team needs. If you need to hold your shield do so for your team. 8( If doing so does not help your team because your dicking around building ults. Go for a pick his charge is what makes him good. No to charging into 5, yes to side charging someone into a wall (jumping does a frame cancel).
ana even manages to be bullshit in mystery heroes
>>164339217
>>164338450
>>164336496
Hana is thicc!!
>>164339270
>tfw you will never get to fuck those thighs
Why even live family
How do i get gud.
Just in general.
No matter what hero i play i feel like i underperform somehow, Say with Ana, I don't find myself healing enough, with Soldier i don't deal enough damage, with Reaper die too quickly.
>>164334219
No bully
>>164339552
Positioning is key, there are very few instances when your healer should be in front of your main group.
For dps try to focus down targets your teammates are already shooting at, make sure to try and aim for healers or their backline if you can.
>>164339270
I really admire how self-aware Blizzard is
>>164339684
More :3
What's the best sound and why is it
>winky face
The Shimadas Brothers pecks and glutes!!
>>164339718
Any advice on working on my aim?
My aim is pretty decent in games like CS:GO but i can't hit shit in this one.
>get all the holiday skins I want except elf tracer
>get lucky lately, get a lot of legendary stuff, but its steambot bastion, zarya emote, currency x3 and punk tracer
>get another lucky fast legendary
>another punk tracer
oh god I want the skin but I dont want to blow all of my gold. what do
>>164339840
>>164339684
>>164339913
kill yourselves faggots
HOLD THE FUCK UP WHEN WILL LOOT BOXES END?
>>164339975
Hour and a half left
>>164335426
I told you man, never trust the redheads.
>>164339941
REYES, GABRIEL!
stalker hero WHEN
Wadjet ana is close, but...
>>164340110
>meme game
No
>Sombra is really fun to play
>But no matter how good you play her you're still contributing less to the team than the most mediocre Hanzo and Genji mains.
Shit sucks
being a consolecuck
>>164340181
being a pcfag
>>164339941
>>164340028
it says on some site it ends Jan 2. between 11 a.m.and 1 p.m. EST
dont we have a shit load of time?
What does Ana say when she ults?
Warri huh Iwata?
>>164340180
I disagree, a bad Genji is basically not in the game.
Well, the only skin I don't have is Reaper's. It's alright though, it's not as cool as Pumpkin.
What did they mean by this?
>>164340607
Everytime I see that, I win
Blizzard is shit
>>164339921
Default sensativity is set pretty low, try cranking that up and then practicing a bit in training.
Once you get used to it, crank it up again and repeat. Always warm up with qp before stepping into comp.
>>164340240
Sit on my face pls
>>164340396
وريهم قوتك
Wareehom 'owetak
>no southern african humans in the game
wut
>>164340685
im too american, what language is that? egyptian?
>>164340230
>being a consolecancer
kys pleb
>Enemy team makes a suicide dive to kill you
>They take the point
>Every time you die they reach the next point
It's infuriating when they can just use their ults on you and then kill your entire team without their ults because they are that fucking useless.
How are you supposed to carry when the enemy team realizes you are carrying and just prioritizes you?
>>164340772
Arabic
Thanks Blizzard
>STILL being a consolecuck
Got to silver. Say something positiv about silver pls.
>>164340607
Shame, it highlights his THICC thighs.
>>164340240
>gookshitters
reminder this is reality
How do we fix Junkrat?
>>164340917
Its the average!
>>164340607
>NO DEFENESE HEROES
Give a reason why people who actively click the leave button shouldn't be banned for a week immediately?
Not a server disconnect, an active leave.
>>164340917
That's the rank my female friend is in. I therefore assume you have a soothing voice.
>>164340930
kys
>>164340917
It's not bronze?
>>164333832
Is the PTR down, or is it just me?
>>164340975
because it's just a fucking video game
>>164340938
MORE DAMAGE
>>164339870
>I'M NUMBER 1!
>>164340685
And allak akubar to you my friend
What time does the event end tomorrow?
>>164340758
Next character is probably gonna be Doomfist, who is from Nigeria, I believe.
>tfw can never play 3v3 again because every single enemy team always has a mei and they do the glitch
>blizzard will never fix it so if I do play it's do the glitch to get to them and risk getting banned, or rage quit constantly until I finally find an okay game
It was fun while it lasted
>>164340953
>>164341021
>>164341054
>tfw i were almost diamond last season
How can this happen?
>>164340938
We don't
He's DOA, always will be
>>164340975
They aren't repeat offenders and something irl come up?
>>164341035
mmmm thicc
winston ult should supercharge his gun instead
he's a scientist
>>164341115
>>164340330
>>164341137
Oh great, more blacks
>>164341259
please don't post gay shit in my general
thank you
>>164341298
>complaining about diversity in a game literally about characters from all over the world teaming up
>>164340975
People would just unplug their internet to avoid the week long ban.
I prefer pushing people the fuck away so they stop the overtime
>>164341298
>Hispanic is black
OK
Would actually like to see a white. Hell, let's just add Mario's distant cousin while we're at it.
>>164341443
Not an excuse to expose us to those ugly beasts
Nobody wants to see that shit.
>>164341416
filter and ignore them
if faggots don't get attention, they fuck off
>>164341569
Stay mad.
justify this
>>164341503
This was for >>164341275
>>164341569
THIS
>>164341638
I hate faggots who do that username trick
>>164334219
Play nice, play Pharah
>>164341416
Excuse me?
>>164341635
I imagine doomfist will be a damage tank. His whole thing will be he does mild AOE damage just by being around.
>>164341635
do it again zimmerman
Is SR 4209 good enough to coach/VOD review? Sometimes I feel like I'm not in any position to teach others unless I'm god tier top 500 or something.
>>164341535
I assume Doomfist would literally be African. So not Hispanic.
>>164341756
>does mild AOE damage just by being around
you mean winston
It's 2am here, does overwatch comp get any shitter at night or is it the same
well 21 hours till arcade resets, event will be over by then
guess i'll just use my coins
>>164341924
I chuckled.
>>164341756
So will he be related to Lucio?
>>164341727
Hows having bad aim treating ya?
>>164333832
how does anyone have fun playing this game when theres a symmetra on the enemy team?
>>164341962
I find it usually falls off late in europe because the central asians and russians and the like start waking up
Should I solo que for my comp placement or just keep playing quickplay?
If you are Gold or below in comp you should literally kill yourself
Not even joking
>>164342070
did you play comp before this season?
>>164342114
>gold or below
m8 everyone and their grandma is GM this season why set the bar so low?
>>164342058
Switch to Symetra and teach her a thing or two about microwaves
>>164342121
I did the placement matches for season 1 and then forgot about it..........
>>164341924
>>164340975
stop sucking and i'll quit leaving
>>164334219
>>164342176
the matches literally do jack shit to affect your sr then have fun
>>164342029
>bodyshot and juggle niggas all day
>sick environment kills too
>>164342169
>not being top 20
>>164342114
I'm unranked, what should I do?
>>164341897
>more blacks
>more
They're referring to that shitposter's reference to the black characters we already have, and he thinks the closest black character is Lucio who is hispanic and thus not black.
If you ask me, I count Ana, Pharah, Lucio, and Symmetra as black but if we want to be anal about it, no there are currently no black characters.
>>164342354
Get ranked fag
I don't know how people can even stand to play quick play now, it's fucking awful.
Ok so IF Blizzard was sadistic to Tracer enough to have Talon turn her gf into a foil for her playstyle, what kind of character would she be?
>>164341756
When are we getting a tank/healer like how we have a tank/dps (Roadhog), dps/healer (Soldier 76), and healer/dps (Zenyatta)?
>>164342368
>if we want to be anal about it, no there are currently no black characters
Lucio's hispanic, fine, but there's no justification for not counting Pharah, Ana, Symmetra, and Winston as black.
>>164342454
Trying to get some loot boxes but it's really cancer
>>164342368
>brazil is white
He's a fucking nig bro. Pharah/ana/sym are dark but they're not nigs
>>164340607
>LOW TEAM DAMAGE
lol blizzard
>>164335465
>15 games for a genji skin
HELL naw nigga
>>164342368
No, I assumed he was speaking about the latest character added, Sombra, who has dark skin, who could be grouped into the category "niggers" by shitposters.
>>164342459
her ult sucks tracer into a forced lesbian scissoring and tracer ahegaos so hard she dies
>>164342368
>culture negates genetics
So are English-speaking black people, Anglos instead of blacks?
Give me one good reason Mei's ice block makes her both invulnerable and heals her along with allowing her to contest a point.
It should either have a health amount and be destroyable or it doesn't heal her.
>>164335465
that skin is uggs af who cares
Is it bad I report every torb I see on offense?
>>164342454
>>164342515
Am I the only one who hasfunin quickplay?
Where are all these awful games people keep whining about?
>>164342575
>not just rushing mid with friends with ezmode bots
tee bee h, it's really fast.
>>164342368
>he thinks the closest black character is Lucio who is hispanic and thus not black.
>who is hispanic and thus not black.
You can be black and hispanic. If Lucio is of Portuguese and African descent (which he seems to be), then he is both.
>If you ask me, I count Ana, Pharah, Lucio, and Symmetra as black
Usually "black' means sub-Saharan African (or dark-skinned person of sub-Saharan African-descent). Lucio probably is, but none of the other three are of sub-Saharan African descent.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
>YOURE POWERED UP, GET IN THERE
ANA JUST ACCIDENTALY BOOSTED YOU, POST YFW
>>164342368
What country are you from where black means something other than African?
Lucio is clearly Afro-Brazillian.
>>164342659
Yes it is!
>>164341710
What trick?
>>164342708
fuck you nigger im a pro boostio
>>164342659
Yes, enjoy your ban
I stick to QP and I haven't even done my Placement matches.
If I finish them and I get my rank, will that affect who I get matched against in QP?
>>164342717
>Lucio is clearly Afro-Brazillian
But he's got dreadlocks?
>>164342745
G I A N T L E T T E R S
Saggy tits
>>164342708
tfw boosting a dying mech
>>164342708
>>164342663
Maybe you've no standards, or you're just a genji shitter that has fun at the expense of your team
>Skirmish while I wait for a match
>Its always the McCree that tries to kill everyone
>>164342708
>t. symmetra main
>>164342401
But the game is way too shit for that.
>>164343158
It's a fun game you fagoot
it's not shit
>>164342636
The whole game was a mistake.
>>164343130
>>>/reddit/
>>164342708
time to pull out my hammer and show these kids the power of a real swedish blonde
>>164342708
>>164342636
Only if you give me a good reason breaking her ice wall only breaks 1 small chink and not the whole wall.
>>164335426
>>164337776
>>164338501
>>164342459
I want to bully Tracer as evil Emily
>>164343218
If the game had this nigress maybe it would be okay.
>>164343265
DLT
>>164343298
SHART
>>164342708
If you build it... they will die.
>>164343371
Nigga thats just a normal black guy with an emo haircut
>>164343265
Something seems off about that Widowmaker. Tits seem a bit big.
>>164342454
it so bad i don't think i will even get to 25 on an alt account
Pepper
>>164343431
>tfw no torb bf
>>164343629
>>164343218
>Fun
Nigga it's one of the worst fps made in a decade.
>Hanzo on my team on attack
>We are going to Lose
>Hanzo not on my team while attacking
>We might win
The past 10 games I've had hanzo on the attacking team they all did the same thing. Stood away from the point firing arrows and the occasional scatter or ult and contributed nothing to the match.
>have to queue 4minutes for quickplay
>>164343848
And it's always against GMs. What's the point of quick play if it's the same as comp?
Constantly outskilled by soilder 76/ d.va/ roadhog.
Oh and If you play genji in qm kys
>>164343848
>takes four minutes to find a match
>player SR ranges from plat to top 500
ded game
>tfw when a mercy calls you daddy
What the fuck
>>164343848
What level are you?
I've been getting near instant games this weekend.
>>164342454
>do one QP
>there's already 2 DPS so I go with a tank
>everyone goes DPS
>I ask "no healer?"
>some huehue says "no you healer"
>I change into Mercy and start shooting people with my gun
>huehue gets angry because I'm not healing
>>164342482
A healer that's hard to kill sounds kinda busted. Healers are supposed to be easy to take out because of how important they are in a team fight.
>>164343838
every single hanzo player is a huge pussy, thats why they play hanzo, to cornerhump while charging arrows and be infrequently rewarded for doing nothing
>>164343349
>wiping that whimsical little smile off Tracer's face, making her cry, and shutting up her little wannabe Spiderman quips
>making her sob "please Em, I love you" while you beat her face in and get PotG
>>164343838
Snipers are cancer
>have a Widow on attack at Anubis
>"I got three elims in 10 secs"
>"You weren't here to help cap"
>"I'm still getting elims tho"
Playing agressive lucio kill hanzo, bastion and mercy fucking solo, still didn't get 5 points in the end of the game :(
>>164343130
>tfw Symmetra won't go in an autistic fit showing you proper poo technique
>>164343830
>It's a shitty FPS
In a way you aren't wrong. It has an element of skill but it really is a MOBA with shooting elements.There are so many I-Win buttons as abilities and game is decided by ultimates and the time between them going off is typically nothing.
So yes it is a terrible FPS but it's a great casual MOBA.
You have 10 seconds to defend this.
>>164344098
That's how he's designed shitter, you've obviously never played with a good hanzo.
>>164344123
Blizzard participation trophies are enabling a lot of shitters and retards
>>164344210
It's a high skill ability.
>>164344210
Nothing to defend. It's a bullshit free kill card that works on everything short of a few tanks. At least hog has to be in your area code and looking at you to land a hook. You can fire a random scatter off in someones direction for a free kill and destroy anyone who tries to flank you with 'lol i aimed at the ground near you so i win hurr hurr i am the best skilled player ever'.
>>164344270
Basic Algebra
I'm sorry.
Overwatch is a dying game.We haven't had an update all year!
>>164344343
So this is the power of a good hanzo...
Reminder that this is the DEFINITIVE (((canon))) pairing.
What a great Christmas present it was.
>>164344343
bravo blizz
>>164344461
>Overwatch completely abandoned for all of 2017
>shitters still defend it
I will never understand
>>164344432
Elementary Trigonometry
>>164342708
TFW she hits me with it when Im too far away from the enemy team.
>>164344461
You cheeky bastard
>>164341638
wtf
I'd understand (well not really but you know) if you were in a 6 stack also, since it likes to match up 6 stacks against each other, but what the fuck is this
>>164344030
only lv 113 despite owning the game since release
>>164333832
- remove sombra's startup and ending wait from cloak
- Winston's barrier starts Cooldown the second it is deployed
- Mccree roll and Primal Rage activation animation grant invulnerability
- holding crouch let's pharah air boost downward for ground pound. Holding E explodes concussion mission right in front of you
- symmetra beam capped at 100dps after 4.5 seconds connected, requires line of sight
- Hook no longer does damage, only cc
- Tesla Cannon bypasses armor damage resistance
- Bastion's Heal is now his alt-fire, and can now heal without stopping under fire. Damage just reduces his HP/s from 75 to 20 for 1 second
- Bastion's new ability is a deployable beckon that reduces damage by 33% for 4 seconds in biotic field size area
- Recon mode passive: can see all non-player objects through walls within 50 meters.
Did I make the game better?
>>164344627
this. its pretty shit on rein since it lost the speed boost. give to soldier.
>>164344054
>Healers are supposed to be easy to take out
Why the fuck Mercy always gotta be a bitch about it then, sleekit wee thot
>>164342708
Ana you shit fucking shit
>>164334219
I literally just bought this a few days ago.
>people unironically purchase the game twice just to main a single character in comp and be ebin memelords
i mean i can sorta justify it in csgo but in OW?
a fucking moba fps?
>>164344030
I'm 152, unranked and soloq. It takes several minutes to find a game and then it's just grand masters.
Post Mercy cryingpls
>>164344731
You posted this before. Its still incredibly wrong
>>164344837
>>164334219
Fuck forgot pic
How do we fix Widowmaker?
>>164345065
bigger tits
>>164345065
Stop drawing her with the body of zarya.
>>164344929
She doesn't cry
>>164344731
no
it really wouldnt do anything but ok
no
super fucking no, no more get out of jail free cards
no
does less than nothing, the stun is the broken part
many experts asked "why", winston cant fuck with any of the armored characters anyway, all itd really do is help him farm ult by poking rein/dva
FUCK no
see above
see above
How do you respond?
>Genji tries to soloult me as 76
>helix rocket straight in his nip face
>mercy rezzes him
>put another few bullets in his face
>potg
>tfw I get off being a healslut
>>164345446
Outskilled x d
Did you press R after?
>>164345446
things that never happened: the post
>>164345427
Sorry, curry gives me heartburn.
>Roadhogs hook has a 6 second CD
So when are going to nerf that fucking thing?
>>164345348
Poor autistic qt
>>164342506
>>164342547
>>164342626
>>164342692
>>164342717
This is exactly my point. The only people that care about these differences are black/brown/dawrk. Ask your average white person, they'll say hispanic or black. Dominicans are dark as fuck (or just look black) but they HATE being called black.
>>164345714
>A tank that can 100-0 you then heal back to full hp on a spamable cooldown
hehe
>>164345735
>One of the cast literally confirmed autistic
>Call everyone autistic
>>164345427
Oblige her. I think Symmetra is pretty cute.
I think the game is trying to tell me something.
I got her winter Highlight intro in the previous box too.I don't even like her
>>164345714
never probably because the entire character falls apart without it and blizzard doesnt have people that know game design at the company so they wont commit to something that could possibly make him bastion tier
merciful
>>164345065
Source of art BTW?
>>164345370
why no bastion buff, he is the most unless and underpicked character.
He has no versatility
>>164344768
care to explain?
>>164344961
Care to explain poo in loo?
>comp
>tanks not doing their jobs (Reinhardt flanking without notifying support)
>two white guys on mic literally screeching over each other how the other is shit (spoiler: one of them was the Rein)
>a third party is spamming soundboards
>we lose
>support and myself were the only two on our team with cards at the end of the match (gold medals)
I'm one win away from my golden weapon and this is what Blizzard throws at me?
>>164345714
Just nerf his map long range
If you get close then you shouldbe warry but he can hook you from across the map and that's bullshit
>>164346034
Favorite Ana skin
>>164345970
you got it
>>164345838
Blitzcrank is what Roadhog SHOULD be is like.
A tanky asset to the team who pulls enemy players out of position to him so that his "TEAMMATES" can kill the hooked enemy.
>mrw i soloq to 4100sr and will soon be top 500
>>164346103
Golden weapons were a mistake
I've played over 80 hours this week
Send Help
>>164346278
They really were. So many shitters play comp even though they're not competitive
>>164346217
Das it
>>164346080
because bastion is poorly designed, and isnt picked because coordination fucks him raw
arbitrary number buffs will do nothing to stop that if he still cant fucking move while dealing damageunless you can make him literally invincible and stunproof which would completely break the game, but WILL make him an absolutely gaping nightmare asshole in low elo, so youre doing nothing but punishing shitters
How long until they add Lee Sin to Overwatch?
>A pure melee hero (like Reinhardt), punches and kicks enemies with his left-click
>Sonic Wave / Resonating Strike
>can Safeguard to allies
>Ult is the big knockback kick
>>164346571
>>164346278
The thing is I DO want to climb, I've just had terrible luck with teammates the past 10-15 games. The weapon is just a bonus
Is anyone having trouble accessing the PTR?Is Oasis incoming?
So why do people fellate Harbleu so hard? He was shit in TF2 and I have yet to see him not choking hard in OverWatch.
I have no clue how the dude is where he is considering he's just not good, like does he suck the right cocks or?
>Try Sombra out
>Ult is extremely powerful, leaves enemies helpless and practically wins team fight
>Hacking enemies like D.VA or Reinhardt is extremely useful
>Hacking big health packs for team is great help
>Gun is so inaccurate I might as well melee enemies
>>164346080
Id love to loo in her poo
Instant report:
>gg ez
>Symmetra
>Pharah mains
>Roadhog with 60% hook accuracy
>>164346810
He play GOD LIKE Roadhook :^)
>>164346617
More of this regal specimen of affection.
>Main>thing that you regret the most in your life
>>164346925
mmmm
>>164346772
>How long until they add Lee Sin to Overwatch?
Soon because they need another chink character.
>>164346718
i'd be fine with bastion moving and shooting if it was slow (live dva used to be), and they nerf his damage
>>164346960
So he's really good at the character with one of the simplest competitive toolsets and a literally broken ability?
>>164346810
have you even seen him play? his hooks are unreal
he's no SoOn, but he's something alright
>Winter event almost over
>Got Tracer's,Reapers,Roadhogs and McCrees skins
>Really only wanted Zenyattas and Mei's
>Can only afford one
>I was about to give in and buy a bunch of lootboxes
>I restrained myself
No go fuck yourself Blizzard. I am not going to pay money to gamble for the items I want. You can fuck right off with that bullshit. Your money grubbing tactics failed this day.
post hi res butt picks
>>164346901
Too bad hacking in a fight is almost impossible since the slightest touch calncels it
>>164346810
hes probably the best player on his team and complexity is always a wildcard in tourneys because they regularly get random as fuck wins over the best teams in the country but also regularly choke to moderately garbage teams that have no right winning anythingstop posting about yourself harb
>>164347006
>Mei
Fucking my posture up.
>>164347067
>presses E with Soldier 76 hitbox
>UNREAL HOOKS
I can't wait for them to fix Roadhog's hooks so they take actual skill, watching all the missed hooks from "top-level" Roadhog players is going to be so satisfying. I hope it's so bad he drops from the competitive meta overnight while people try to actually learn how to aim REAL hooks.
>>164347087
The mei skin looks like shit anyway
Is a tanned Mei good?
>>164347212
NO DELETE THIS
>>164347006
Pharah
born
>>164347150
I'm convinced their victories are organized throws and their losses against the garbage teams are because the garbage teams don't get paid to throw.
>>164347063
That's OW competitive in nutshell.
3 legendary and 2 of them are duplicate -_-
>>164347051
thats the best way to do it, in addition to actually focusing his ult to do something specific like cracking shields or shutting down frontline pushes rather than "get those EpIc fRaGs, genji mains! :}"
i mean his self heal is moderately worthless too but its not why hes shit, and replacing it shouldnt happen until he actually has the capability to do things
>>164346972
>>164347212
no
>>164346960
His D.Va's pretty good, too.
>>164347183
If anything, that would benefit the high level players.
why does Symm has slutty skins?
>Good Roadhog and D.Va
I'm a really good Mei and Symmetra btw
So when are they going to fix roadhogs hook so that it's fuckhuge hitbox actually collides with objects that aren't players?
>>164347593
GEE I WONDER
>>164347593
Because that's what the goddess she cosplays as is.
>tfw no Zencracker skin but content with Yeti Winston
Bretty good aside from that. Hoping DVa gets a good skin sometime soon, then I can just purchase that.
>streetpork on enemy team always at perfect distance from me to get right click instagibs
nerf pls,buff torb
Oasis map on console when????
>>164346901
If they reduced her hacking time or increased the distance, it would be perfect, even if it still gets interrupted.
We'll have to wait and see, buffs soon.
>>164347838
soon
bully some kid for wanting to fuck dogs
he adds me after game and pm's me this
why do so many mentally ill people play OW?
>>164347838
Who cares about consoles ROFL
>Get on point
>One shotted by Hanzo
>Repeat 3 times
GOD I FUCKING HATE THIS PIECE OF SHIT
FUCK YOU JEFF
>>164347957
how did you respond?
>>164348085
i got deleted before i could
>cant pm people who dont have you added
>>164343270
lost in the sauce
>>164348119
thats how it usually goes
>>164348042
>>164346803
Can't connect right now. I doubt Oasis is coming Tuesday but who knows, Jeff said it was on track to release very early in 2017
>>164348042
you are nothing
>>164346925
Why was she drawn rather African here?
>>164348042
>kill cam
>he's just firing rapidly randomly
>>164348042
A GIFT
FOR YOU
>not being shit at the game is considered 'tryharding' now
>>164347593
She's too autistic to understand sexual things
>>164347006
>Lucio
>Regretting things
>>164347212
Yes, but not a gyaru Mei. That is degenerate.
>>164347838
Hopefully Tuesday. PTR is down as well, so hopes are up.
So on a grading scale, which Overwatch girls are most/least likely to be virgins/experienced?
>>164348330
Comp has too many shitters in it now just trying to grind gold guns
>>164347838
Tuesday. Probably.
>Only 2760 gold, so not enough to buy Nutcrackyatta
>Also want Scrooge McCree, but if I buy it, 100% sure I won't have 3000 before the event ends
What do?
>>164348042
Newfaggot here, does the number of people on the point reduce the time it takes to capture it?
And for payload, does it move faster with more people near it?
>>164347593
>implying she isnt a kinky slut
Most bitchy girls are. Same goes for indian chicks
>>164348042
Remedial Trigonometry
>>164347593
Her Vishkar skin isn't really slutty
>>164348628
Payload moves faster with up to 3 people on it and then its speed is maxed out. Same with capturing points.
Sombra should be able to backstab
>>164348758
Thanks. And as long as someone on the opposing team is on the point/payload, you can't cap/push it right?
Is forced 50 real or is it just a meme?
Whats the thought process behind going shit like double sniper + 2 more dps in quickplay?
How is getting stomped fun?
>mystery heroes
>attack
>enemy has 3 roadhogs
>waste half the time taking them out
>now they have 3 zaryas and a roadhog
>all we have are fucking snipers
I am beyond mad
>>164348462
From most likely to be a virgin to least:
Zarya
Symmetra
Mei
Mercy
D.Va
Pharah
Sombra (before Tracer only since Tracer has a confirmed partner whereas Sombra doesn't)
Tracer
Widowmaker
Ana
>>164349018
lol its just QP dude
no but really i feel you
its just that when i already have a meme team of people playing no tank 1healer and a bunch of other shit that i just pick whatever i wanna play and wait for it all to be over
>>164348042
SAKE!
>>164348749
because those are her work clothes
>>164349018
That's why I stopped playing QP
>>164348991
Right
>>164347623
This definitely needs (more) fixing, and I still think it needs a longer cooldown.
If you hate Hog plays don't watch this.
I think it's funny that Tracer is allowed to be so good when Genji and Sombra are such garbage.
Measely little shuriken, melee, dash combo is OP, but Tracer doing all that and more is A-OK. lol
>>164349012
Meme. There's a massive post from Jeff explaining it somewhere
>>164348628
To elaborate on >>164348758 - payload with 2 people moves ~20% faster than payload with 1, payload with 3 people moves ~50% faster than payload with one. Same for points.
>>164349169
Pretty sure the christmas comic showed Symmetra with a husband and kid.
>>164349039
The RNG can be pretty punishing at times in that mode.
How are these stats for a quickplay shitter?
There rapidly tanking by the way, will have a negative W/L ratio soon.
>>164349372
Symmetra's appearance in the christmas comic was on a magazine
>>164349372
You would be mistaken anon.
>>164349039
I don't know why we have mystery heroes when we should have total mayhem.
Winter mayhem would've been a blast.
Is Mercy terrible? How would every bring her up to Ana and Lucio's level?
>>164349039
>Enemy has two D.VAs and Anas
>We have Bastions, Sombras and Winstons
>>164349039
Just wait, you'll eventually get blessed with a triple enemy Sombra and steamroll.
Overwatch is a meme
>>164349572
Meta is Ana solo healing, sometimes Lucio for pushes and faster team movement. Using Zen/Mercy is for diamond-tiered trash
>>164349039
>Mystery Heroes on attack
>Enemy team has 3 D.va's, Lucio, Ana and Symmetra.
>We have 4 Widowmakers, Hanzo and Genji
There is no fucking way this mode is not rigged.
Purple!
>>164349749
>>164349572
She needs a new skill. I'd give her a purge you could use to save debuffed or stunned allies. Against overstuffed kits like ana's mercy has no chance.
Anyone else lagging fucking bad or is it just me?
>>164349270
Just image her being the low key office slut
What do you think Doomfist's ability set is going to be like? What tank role will he fill that isn't already being filled? Will he also have an unreasonably diverse array of abilities like Ana and Sombra?
>>164349749
I want tobe her friend
God the games tonight are fucking awful. Are the kids finally in? I keep getting 1 support teams, dps that kill nothing and so on.
>>164349334
Tracer has 150 hp nerd
Git gud
>>164349169
>zarya
>a virgin
I can guarantee you zarya gets ridiculously laid with those muscles.
>>164349935
It's the weekend what do you expect
good night
>>164349878
Is Regal the best Symmetra skin?
Of course it is.
>>164350018
Dropped almost 100 SR, I'm fucking out. Fuck these shitters.
>>164349847
Thats been me for the past 4 days. I get overall great connections, then there's that one fucking game where just see everyone fucking ping ponging all over the fucking map. Literally unplayableLooks like might be actual server problems for once
>>164349169
Tracer won't get penetrated, so she'll physically be a virgin forever :^)
>>164340975
Because you can't determine a legitimate disconnect from one that isn't. People could just open task manager and say their game crashed.
>>164349334
A stiff breeze will kill Tracer and a Torbjorn on the enemy team shuts her down almost completely unless she dedicates all her time to taking down his turrets. McCree and Hog also counter her quite well.
>>164350056
>Nutyatta makes pling noises when firing instead of blonk
R U I N E D
>>164349334
Tracer doesn't need any changes. And if she did, it would be a slight buff rather than a slight nerf.
>>164349878
>low key
>>164349637
But shes my best attack hero!
>trying to cap the first point of hanamura
>>164339870
CRUSADER ONLINE
>>164350086
I didnt like the Devi skin at first, but it grew on me. Mainly because I love the way she looks when she snears as she sits. I also really like the vampire skinwhich i dont have because I picked up the game early november ;_;
>>164337038
>>Team consists of Hanzo,Luci,Genji,Junkrat,Mei and Me as Soldier
>be shitter
>playing on shitter team
>notice team comp is shit
>do nothing to change
>keep being s76
>muh DPS only way we win!!
>lose anyways
>blame team of shitters for shitter comp
>not my fault!!!
>pure shitter thinking
You saw the team comp was shit, you did nothing to change it being I guess you figured you had to DPS carry or lose and then of course you fucking lost anyways, being no one changed heroes. Then of course you blame everyone else
>reaper slow clap emote
>>164349927
Sombra doesnt like friends she only wants living dildos for abuse
>>164349878
She'd be the dominatrix of the office. Fucking everyone but no one knows that she has a relationship with anyone else
>leave game
>join queue
>it fails to process the request because i did it too fast
this game is a joke
>>164350347
You should see the second one
>>164349878
>those legs
wew
>>164349572
lucio isnt anywhere near ana or any other healers level
his niche is basically just sitting in passive speed right now because hes the only thing that makes tanks not move like boulders and ana is better at keeping herself alive than he is at peeling
>>164349749
She's 30.
>>164349935
I got in a diamond comp match with a shitty hanzo, widow and a runaway master genji, it got even better when our one lucio switched off to fucking Winston after one death
I thought I was in quickplay, it's like they were throwing the match on purpose
>>164350371
Reinhardt's best sound is obviouslyHRAUGH
I think a Jewish character would be cool
>>164349169
Symmetra has autism and D.va is a young nerd girl, they are surely near the top
I can't really imagine Zarya being fucked, don't really wanna either
Tracer doesn't like dick
>>164350472
dat FAT pussy
>>164350613
T-there is nothing wrong with being 30!
>>164350507
>poop!!
>>164350507
I'm sure Sombra would be my friend!
>>164350770
who's the redhead?
>>164339270
Man, I really wish the game wasn't made with toasters in mind to have higher quality models.
>you can place shield generator in spawn on hanamura
>>164350613
so?
>>164350823
Tracer's wife
>>164340240
Wow, you are very rude, Adidas clothes maker.
>>164350823
Tracers GF Emily
I finally got the Winston skin today! It's a Christmas miracle!
>D.Va was literally the worst tank and now she is great
>Soldier was the worst DPS and now he's a must pick
>Symmetra was literally unusable and now she has all kinds of utility and can melt people from further away
I think I see a pattern here.
Are you ready for the Mercy/Winston/Pharah/Sombra/Bastion/Junkrat buffs and subsequent meta next patch?
>>164350823The next Talon hero
>>164335139
>>164350904
They should've patched that out. If it happens let Blizzard know.
Hero name?
>>164351015
Are you new to Blizzard's games? They always take turns on the OP category.
>>164350823
Tracers wife(male feminine penis)
>"You're bad"
>"useless"
>"dude, switch"
>"Fucking switch!"
>"troll pick"
>DEFEAT
>next match
>they're on the enemy team
>VICTORY
>>164351038
Emily as brainwashed Talon double agent when?
>>164351015
Soldier is not a must pick lol, the meta is 4 tanks + lucio/ana
soldier is just a side character along with tracer
>>164340607
>Too many snipers
>No tank heroes
>No healers
>>164350904
Wait, there's limited range on the shield generator?
>>164351015
I would love to see a viable Torb
I love playing that based little shit, but he's too weak for comp
>>164351015
Symmetra really isn't playable in the meta, she's just for people who want to torb but with a cute girl
>>164351205
No fuck off, Torb is cancer
>playing widow
>get potg
>its me missing all of my shots and bodyshotting 2 people dead
>half of my team and enemy team comment on how i miss all my shots
;____;
>>164350495
The team comp was shit and changing wouldn't have saved it. Literally the only option was to play a self-sufficient DPS. Any tank would have been focused down and there is no point to being a healer when nobody is actually attempting to contest a point.
You can try to make this my fault but I picked the most reasonable character for the situation. Green text all you want but it doesn't change the fact that you can't save a team that doesn't want to win no matter how much you try and pretend that you can.
>>164351137
lesbian reconditioning through big reaper dick
>>164350904
The last point in hanamura triggers me, this only makes my hate boner for it stronger
>>164351015
Depending on the map and objective I don't mind having a junkrat or pharah on my team, unless the other team has a mcree or soldier to deal with pharah
>>164351104
>a-anon ple-ease stop bullying me!
i-i beg you...
>>164351309
Reaper has a micro penis.
>>164351237
Why is that anon
>>164351163
Yes, though it's pretty wide
https://streamable.com/9fws
>>164351309
I'm certain his dick blew off in the explosion
>>164351237
Somebody got caught with his beard in the letterbox.
>>164351339
>>164351384
BIG
LOS ANGELES
CHORIZO
>>164351325
I wish I could report trash posts like this
>>164350913
wew
How would you describe this meta?
>>164351340
Aimbot
even in QP i HAVE to pick meta meme heroes if i wanna win
what the fuck is wrong with this stupid game's balance? why do i have to pick lucio or reinhardt just to have a good time?
>>164351309
Why do you think he is so angry?
>>164351268
You better not have been on comp
>>164348462
From least likely to most likely:
>Ana
>Widowmaker
>Tracer
>Sombra
>Mercy
>Zarya
>Pharah
>D.va
>Mei
>Symmetra
This is canon, I work for Blizzard.
>>164350913
>BRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP
What did Sombra mean by this?
where the fuck are all the healsluts at dammit
>>164349967
>>164350236
>>164350327
I'm the guy you're replying to and I dont think she needs to be changed either. Tracer, Genji, and Junkrat are my favorite characters.
I just think it's funny that she's allowed to be this good.
>>164350515
I like the way you think anon
FUCK OFF WHERE'S MY CHRISTMAS TORB
>>164351594
Don't play with them. They're either trash or already boosted to grandmaster by their pro genji main friend.
Unless you're prepared to play at silver/gold bracket just to boost them.
>>164351481
He's very comfy to play at least
Been getting a lot of wins on QP thanks to armour and Symmy's shield barrier being an unexpected deadly force, but he's too weak an individual to give up a proper DPS in comp
>>164350347
>trying to cap the second point
>>trying to defend first after going 0-1 in comp
>>164350218
heh, this looks pretty cool.
>>164351683
You have been naughty, and Sombra knows it
>>164351137
If it weren't for the fact that Widowmaker's name is already Amelie, I'd put my money on her getting kidnapped and brainwashed down the road. But since having two characters with almost the exact same name who go through the exact same process for the exact same reason would be too redundant, she's probably going to stay a rarely-seen background character. Which is kinda lame desu. I kind of hate it when heroic types date boring normies in fiction, unless they're settling down and retiring.
>>164350218
>lesbians just lick and fingerfuck each other their whole lives
spot the virgin
>>164351692
I admit he's "comfy" but I just hate the idea behind a turrent
How does this comic makes you feel?
>>164349039
>Lets add RNG heroes but only on hanamura and Kings row
>AKA the worst maps to play mystery heroes on
Genius, really.
>>164351976
Eh, Overwatch is all about counters
Torb's turret is a unique part of the game that counters mobility heroes like Tracer
It's easy to take out anyway
>>164352061
that gay shippers are cancer.
>>164352061
This comic gave me stage 4 cancer
>>164352061
The only non shit girl there is Ana.
Why are koreans allowed on the NA server?
why can no one play ana well and im at 2700?
why does no one counter pick?
why is killing the healer a foreign concept?
why do people over push?
Why won't people turn around and kill the person behind all of us 1v6
I think I have cancer from the last 3 games I've played, and now blizz shit system of losing streak is raping me for 35+ a loss
>>164352061
It has three of the best girls so it's okay
>>164351802
full nothing personnel status
>>164352178
In Overwatch there's 2 tiers: waifus, and playable characters
>Symmetra gun
>Torbjorn turret
>Winston gun
>Soldier76 ult
Why is there so much auto-aim in this game? Why is Symmetra so viable in higher tiers of play?
Why did they nerf McCree when McCree headshots actually took skill and the rest of his kit is utter dogshit?
Why won't they buff Pharah's survivability?
Beginning to suspect this game is actually a casual garbage fooling you into thinking it's 'competitive'. None of the viable heroes take any aim skill, except maybe Ana right now, but she's crazy overpowered. Soldier76 takes aiming but he has a self-heal, hitscan, no recoil, and an auto aim ult.
Was there people that actually had problems with McCree meta? At least it rewarded good aim.
>>164352256
>why can no one play ana well and im at 2700?
from this piece of information the rest of your questions can be answered easily
I made this comic to describe what most commonly happens in quickplay.
>Playing defense on gibralta
>Team is doing pretty bad
>They're a 6-stack so they rage quit 10 seconds before the end so we don't get xp
Big lol
>>164352312
>nerf McCree
What nerf, because he hasn't gotten any recently. The Pharah one is likely because she would be an absolute monster at lower SR and they have to consider that.
>>164352312
>Beginning to suspect this game is actually a casual garbage fooling you into thinking it's 'competitive'
>Beginning
Are you fucking serious?
Overwatch is casual as fuck by design and taking it seriously is retarded, this was clear since day 1.
I don't think that makes it garbage though, it's perfectly fine like that.
>>164352312
>Starting to suspect overwatch is casual garbage
On the bright side you are right in your suspicions. On the not so bright side you might be retarded if it took you that long to suspect it was a casual game.
Overwatch is a causalized MOBA/FPS hybrid game. Skill in the game comes to some degree from aim but primarily from positioning and ability use.
>>164352461
>The Pharah one is likely because she would be an absolute monster at lower SR and they have to consider that.
You mean like symmetra?
>>164352461
they raped his long range, so he is easily countered by torb turrets
Are there any straight characters in Overwatch?
>>164352595
bastion
>Play everyone but love Roadhog
>get Xmas skin, voiceline and spray in one lootbox
I have 4900 credits. I have Winstons skin. What else shouls I buy?
>>164352524
FACT:
Indian's are the MOST POWERFUL race in the world.
>>164352595
Torbjorn is fucking Rein's daughter
Might be bisexual though since he's swedish
>>164352595
torbjorn had like 9 children
Would someone be so kind as to explain something to me.
How five enemies can be on the flanking route just to kill me but there are five chevrons not advancing at all while the enemy team is savaging my asshole over the course of 10 to 20 seconds.
>>164352595
no
>>164352550
He was only McSnipe for a couple weeks and that was months ago, he still has better range on m1 than release. At the same time it was dumb because Zen got his buffs in the same patch so you had McCree able to 1 shot most of the cast from 20m away.
>>164352595
No, there are also no white or male characters either. Overwatch is a Jewish attack on western culture. FACT!
>>164352341
Doesn't feature the Reaper trying to teleport next to the Widowmaker, sure that this is the most brilliant plan imaginable with no flaws.
Otherwise pretty accurate.
Does anyone know if Oni Genji is unlocked for pc if I have it unlock for ps4?
I plan to move on to pc when I upgrade my computer
>Guy bitching over comms about how he's 1v6 and that everyone other than him sucks
>Moment you start talking he pipes down and goes back to typing
Why is everyone on this game such a fucking beta male.
>>164352595
Best girl.
Shame she's too autistic to be in a relationship.
>>164352595
No it's the future and everyone fucks robots.
>>164352786
>wanting a shitty skin that showed you played the a terrible game to get it
?
>just because i'm platinum means i'm better than you even if i managed to fall low enough to be matched up with golds
>>164352595
No, all the characters are genderqueer pansexual transracial womyn of color.
>>164352914
Oni Genji is the best Genji skin. Please take your shit taste elsewhere, thanks.
>>164352660
>>164352658
>Be reinhardt.
>Be tall as fuck, amazing genetics
>Be the perfect candidate for superhuman programs because of your amazing genetics
>So tall and strong you can swing a literal jet engine on a stick
>Have one child with your amazing genetics
>She marries a swedish dwarf
>At your job no less, someone you see all the time
>They make shitloads of kids, ruining your perfect genes
Look at his face. He hates Torbjorn with a passion.
>>164352658
>>164353038
Was it conffirmed it was Rein's daughter?
>>164353038
me on the left
>>164352914
>Instead of answering yes or no, I will be a shit
Fuck off
>>164352945
I'm stuck in plat and it's hell, idiots don't realize every team has a d.va, 76, mccree or mei and it kills me.
>>164353038
He has tons of secret kids with Ana
>>164352820
>pick Symmetra
>Ultimate is ready
>running
>jumping
>hiding from all of this red
>"Symmetra where's the shield"
>"Symmetra, shield!"
>"Shield?"
>"Where's ult?"
>"Symmetra!"
>"SHUT THE FUCK UP, I'M BUSY"
>no one addresses me for the rest of the match
>>164352820
They're usually numales or people too shit at real shooters. Weak gamers that must be exterminated.
>>164352595
Torb is a baby making machine
>>164352786
if you link your playstation account up to your battle .net with the oni genji skin unlocked it should work. (on the overwatch website they tell you how to link up the accounts.)
>>164353382
It is linked, that is what I'm thinking but hoping someone could confirm it for me
GM here.
>D.va
-revert firing movement speed
-revert health buff back to 500
>McCree
+bring back launch FtH
Keep fallout damage the same
>Reaper
+decrease teleport speed
+let player cancel wraith form
>add right click attack
2 ammo cost,
+can damage through shield
-extremely short range
-damage equivelant to 1 shot instead of 2
-remove the ability to pickup health kits in wraith form
There, game is fixed.
>one guy on my team is partied with a guy a full 1000sr above us
>as a result the entire enemy team is above average in SR to make up for it
>we lose
The party range should be 250SR or something and the fucking match making system shouldn't use "average" sr because averages aren't actually balanced reee.
>>164353584
>reaper right click attack goes through shields
Holy fuck I need this. Health shields or 'tank' shields like rein?
>>164353731
Rein Shield, Zarya bubble, etc.
Thought about having it destroyed immediately but Sombra can already hack
>three games of nepal in a row
>>164352256
>Why are koreans allowed on the NA server?
Same reason huehues are allowed on the NA server.
I'm so retarded I just bought the Origins edition. God fucking dammit.
>>164353608
>the fucking match making system shouldn't use "average" sr because averages aren't actually balanced reee
While I want to believe that someone there understands the math of what they want to do, this is one of the things that makes me think they don't.
>>164353831
Damn, that means he could easily counter Symmetra's shield as well. I love these changes. Especially making McCree relevant again since Soldier76 is so good at lower brackets.
>>164353584
>McCree
>+bring back launch FtH
I never cared about the damage on Fan The Hammer, but what was and always will be bullshit is that he has a fucking stun. Stun Right-click doesn't need to be encouraged, turn his stun into an ability silence and now I'm okay with that change.
>>164353892
BUT THOSE SICK SKINS
>>164353979
>turn his stun into an ability silence and now I'm okay with that change.
This might be a good change, considering it still allows him to deal with Tracer and shit. Might just make him 'better sombra' though...
>>164354058
>Might just make him 'better sombra' though...
Every hero's a better Sombra
>>164353979
I would trade flashbangs stun for a lower Combat Roll CD and Invincibility frames on it.
>>164354153
>Invincibility frames
>>164338429
Yeah just go all winston.
>near 3300
>lose 2 games
>decide to quit for the day
>"alright let's try it again"
>lose 2 again
>quit for a few hours
>"no way this is gonna go wrong now"
>lose 2 again
>3150
subscribe to my blog anytime
But really, why does everyone at 3300 think they're god's gift to mankind and refuse to take criticism and instead bitch about their teammates and start throwing?
I really shouldn't have played comp on the weekend, fuck.
Casual reminder that there are literally people who think using meme arrows and having a 4chan-themed username are unironically OK.
>>164354425
it is
>>164354425
but that's actually moot's battletagjust kidding it's MOOTCHAT
>>164353584
>>164353731
How fucking retarded are you that you need a way to shoot through Rein's shield
>the use of the charat has never been used to quote or imply before 4chan
>there are people who actually "main" heroes
There is just so much to be learned by being able to play a diverse set of heroes, maining is just stupid
>>164354584
this guy gets it
>>164340938
If he was even a little bit stronger he would become the demoman of comp, one required on every team. Honestly if I had to buff him I would give the Grenada launcher more ammo and remove all self damage from the Nades. That, or I'd introduce anti bunny hopping measures to keep people from spamming jump and avoiding a lot of his damage.
Is Symmbjorn health stacking cheese a competitively viable strategy?
>One last lootbox
>Come on Zen
>LEGENDARY
>Come the fuck on....
>Mei
Is there a bigger cancer in this game than pocket healers?
Anyone else?
>>164354476
If you're 12.
>>164353731
>Holy fuck I need this. Health shields or 'tank' shields like rein?
Wow you're garbage.
>>164354402
I was 3310 today and lost 100 SR. Today is not the day man.
>>164353875
It's better than 3 ching chong in a row.
>>164354737
I've gotten fucking 3 nutyattas and two meis.
I just went and bought the shit I wanted since I'm not gonna get it.
Didn't buy santa though, don't really like the ult line.
>>164354737
I GOT YOU SOMETHING
Does the golden symmetra gun give you golden mini sentries too?
>>164354809
Literally since day 1.
>>164353584
What if we let McCree us combat roll during ult?
>>164353584
>sombra is still shit
>Tanks are still OP in meta
>Hanzo is still unreliable as a team player
>>164354898
t. reinbaby
I know aiming is too hard for you tank mains but maybe try to get good
>>164355113
>Aiming is hard for you
>Says the guy wanting a way to get rid of shields because they're too shit to wait out / kill them
I don't even play tanks, I play pharah, junkrat, and symmetra.
>>164354584
Some of them just don't click with me. Why should I force myself to use someone that I have no chemistry with?
Why is it about widowmaker, mercy, hanzo and genji that makes people "main" them for hundreds of hours?
I have 2140 gold. What are some skins / emotes I should get?
I only have Jingle Tracer and Andes Lucio so far.
>>164355212
Thje require the most aim
I'm really not sure who's worse ana players or koreans, obviously korean ana's are the worst but between the two individually
>>164355196
There is a difference between not playing a few heroes you don't like and exclusively playing the 1 hero you do.
>>164355241
Reaper and Pharah.
>1 character can still block 6 enemies from capturing
>want Yeti
>get Nutcracker
>want Shiver
>get Mei-rry
>want Frostbite
>get Rudoplh
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!
>>164355387
Until her ice breaks and she gets gang-raped.
Also, any character can conceivably hold a point against 6, if the player is skilled.
>>164355428
I had to buy frostbite. So many boxes opened, nothing.
>>164355212
autism, obviously
>>164355463
>sombra
>>164355212
3 of them appeal to edgelords and weebs, and mercy is for people who can't aim and/or wanna ride people's dick like its an Olympic event.
>>164355349
I have played every hero for at least couple of hours so I have a grasp of what they do but exclusively play three heroes I like.
>>164355463
What timeframe are we talking here? Five seconds?
New thread:
>>164355652
>>164355652
>>164355212
>Widow, hanzo
People who get random headshots because of shitboxes or they just like to spam shots
>Genji
Seagull's bad memes continue to this day
>Mercy
They're bad at everything else and their aim is too shit to play ana.
>>164354809
Nauuuuuughty
What makes D.Va so cute and so fun to play?
>>164356839
that she's for bad players
This one was first
>>164336941
>>164336941
>>164336941
>>164336941
>>164354584
Maining is smart if it's a hero often in the meta
I've been playing Zarya forever, so everything she can do comes natural with me, yet other people often say "How tf do you play this hero"
The only problem is that if you have to flex you could be in trouble, such as when I have to play Reinhardt, I have no idea what the fuck I'm doing
If you main a hero like Hanzo/Widow you can fuck off though
>>164358127
But metas can always change. What if Zarya gets nerfed even more?
>>164336046
i honestly think that was me
youre welcome
>>164353979
maybe it should work like roadhogs hook in that it stuns flankers like genji/tracer and lucio for almost a second and everybody else gets stunned for slightly less time
https://youtu.be/yvcv87DcIJU