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Previously: >>164163261
STOP PICKING THIS FUCKER IN COMPETITIVE YOU ASSHOLES
HE IS NOT """""""DPS""""""
HE IS NOT A SUBSTITUTE FOR A PROPER SHOOTER
BANGING ON A REINHARDT SHIELD WHEN WE NEED KILLS DOES NOT VALIDATE YOUR PICK
GETTING MOST ELIMS (AKA. FUCKING ASSISTS) DOES NOT MAKE NOT VALIDATE YOUR PICK
OUTPERFORMING A TEAM HANDICAPPED BY YOUR PICK DOES NOT MAKE YOU BETTER THAN THEM
TIMES WHEN PICKING JUNKRAT IS NOT OKAY:
- YOU OR YOUR TEAM IS GETTING STYLED ON BY A PHARAH
- YOU OR YOUR TEAM IS GETTING STYLED ON BY A JUNKRAT
- YOU OR YOUR TEAM IS GETTING STYLED ON BY A TANK WITH HEALERS IN HIS ASSHOLE
- YOUR TEAM ALREADY HAS A PHARAH, IF YOU WANT TO KILL PEOPLE PICK A HITSCAN HERO
- YOU ARE GETTING STYLED ON AT RANGE BY A HITSCAN HERO
- YOU ARE GETTING STYLED ON AT RANGE BY A PROJECTILE HERO
- YOU OR YOUR TEAM CAN'T SEEM TO KILL ANYTHING BECAUSE OF ZARYA BEING AT MAXIMUM CHARGE 100% OF THE TIME FOR INEXPLICABLE REASONS
- YOU OR YOUR TEAM CAN'T SEEM TO KILL ANYTHING BECAUSE REINHARDT'S SHIELD DOESN'T SEEM TO GO DOWN EVER, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE THE ONLY NON-TANK/NON-HEALER PLAYER SHOOTING IT
- YOU ARE LOSING TO A THREE TANK COMP (AKA. 90% OF THE TEAMS IN COMPETITIVE) BECAUSE YOUR BURST IS FUCKING INADEQUATE AGAINST ANYTHING WITH MORE THAN 200 HP
TIMES WHEN PICKING JUNKRAT IS OKAY:
- NEVER
- YOU ARE NOT PLAYING COMPETITIVE AND ACTUALLY PLAYING A BRAWL OR QUICK-PLAY
STOP PICKING HIM AND ARGUING THAT HE'S ACTUALLY GOOD
IF HE'S YOUR BEST BECAUSE YOU CAN'T FUCKING AIM, GO PLAY TANK OR HEALER LIKE THE USELESS NUT YOU ARE
THE SAME GOES FOR MEI, OR ANY OTHER FUCKING DEFENSE HERO
FUCK YOU, YOU ARE NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO MAKE CLUTCH MEI PLAYS VIABLE, AND SHE IS NOT """""""""""""""""DPS"""""""""""""""""
IT ONLY WORKS WHEN YOUR TEAM IS ALREADY CARRYING YOUR ASS AND WINNING 5v6
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU RETARDS IN DIAMOND REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Where my healsluts
I need your support trying to carry these level 30 shitters in my comp games
Just got the Rapid Discord achievement, I can now say I'm a decent Zenyatta.
>>164186721
t. anal annilihated zarya main
>>164186572
Is Tracer still viable?
>>164186721
i honestly just pick junkrat and then aim anywhere towards the enemies and have 94% chance of hitting something/someone, it's really easy for me, then I get my ult nice and quick.
I sometimes set traps and wait for someone to get trapped, then the enemy in my trap sees me coming closer to them and i throw my mine at them and kaboom
when theres a bastion i make sure to die on him so my grenades kill him afterwards
then i run off
who here /devilish/
>>164186792
I don't have this yet. I guess I'm a bad Zen.
>>164186854
>Junkrat counters Zarya
t. shitter
>>164186721
You seem upset, anon.
>>164186870
>notice a Sombra trying to set up shop in the back route on Numbani
>throw a trap on her hacked healthpack and wait
>she falls for it every single time
Always.
>>164186870
>tfw you get a double kill with your passive
>tfw catching a charging reinhardt with your trap
>tfw putting a mine/bomb combo on a sombra teleport
>tfw riptiring the entire backline because their tanks are hunting for you
Truly a great feeling
>>164186792
Congrats senpai
>this is the future canon
You ready?
Delicious blueberry cheeks.
>>164186854
Junkrat fuels Zarya dumbcunt
>>164187114
bloo
>>164186754
we died and it's totally 100% not our faults for having shitty positioning and/or gamesense
>back filled
>leave and requeue
will the match maker ever get that its just wasting time
>>164187171
t.genji main
>>164186856
yes, her and soldier are the only two viable dps heroes
>>164186721
mei is good
>>164187119
>fuels
trap goes through shield
>those people who join comp right away at level 25
please stop
>>164187337
>get stuck in trap
>pop bubble
>sponge everything and walk away with broken shields at the most
lmao
>>164187406
If they're in your match must mean you play on the same level as them. Maybe you need to stop.
>>164186721
Bronze = trash
Silver = trash
Gold = trash
Plat = trash
Diamond = trash
Masters = bad
GM = decent
4.4k+ = good
4.6k+ = very good
>the way D.Va (out of mech) screams when PINNED by Reinhardt
Man.. this is fucked up, I feel guilty every time I do it.
>>164187472
>820 damage
>walk away
sure thing fucko
>>164186854
THIS IS THE KIND OF RETARD THAT PICKS JUNKRAT
FUCK OFF STUPID SHIT
>>164186870
>>164186982
>MY TRAPS ARE USEFUL
>MY ULT IS USEFUL BECAUSE IT DOESN'T GET SHOT
>I KILL RETARD BASTIONS WITH MY CORPSE, SUCH A GOOD STRAT
>RETARD SOMBRAS, EVER
STAY OUT OF COMPETITIVE YOU FUCKING SHITTERS
NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR GODDAMN QUICK-PLAY STORIES
GO BACK TO QUICK-PLAY
>>164187334
NO SHE ISN'T, FUCK OFF
>>164187337
THAT CHANGES NOTHING YOU RETARD
>>164187678
I guess you're right, I wouldn't know because I don't see Junkrats at my rank
>>164187472
>implying implications
I'm not level 2 anymore anon, I know that when I trap her I taunt just out of range for the bubble to pop then mine
Have you ever played junk?
>>164187710
You sound vexed friend, take a deep breath.
>>164187540
They're not in my match, maybe you need to stop.
>>164187751
>Have you ever played junk?
No, I play Zarya
Don't really remember the last time I was killed by a solo Junkrat, with or without his trap
>>164187678
>820 damage
Haha, more like:
>put down trap
>get killed by a competent hitscan shooter
>Zarya walks into trap
>pop bubble, maybe, only if actually in danger
>Zarya doesn't die while healer tops them off
Traps are only like 80 damage max.
>>164187114
nothing to envy
you should see emily ones, she beat us
>>164187710
>Literally only CC that affects through zarya bubbles
>changes nothing
how do these people even get into plat is a mystery
>>164187915
See: >>164187895
>implying you're anywhere near plat
>>164187598
Why is he so smug?
I can't remember the last time I had fun playing this game. Everything about its design and execution just infuriates me too no end. How could a fucking triple A company like Blizzard be so fucking incompetent.
>>164188038
>playing video games for fun
???
>>164188038
You are probably taking it very seriously.
I've had tons of fun and laughs in QP
bet you 95% of the people here are in plat or lower
>>164188001his penis is the same huge size as Junkrat's despite being a foot+ shorter than him
>game is 7 mins of waiting for ana to boost the soldier 75 spamming he has ult
we still lost
>>164187710
MEI IS SO FUCKING GOOD DUDE
Every time I play Zarya the enemy team completely ignores me or whichever teammate I throw a bubble on. But whenever the enemy team has a Zarya my team dogpiles on whoever has the bubble. I know I'm a shitty Zarya but I can't be that bad.
>>164187849
Then why are you complaining about them if you don't play with them?
>Fail attack on Volskaya because our Soldier can't hit their pharah and our mercy walks in front
>Like no time for defense
>we go full turtle strat, D.va, Rein, Torbjorn, Symmetra, new S76 to kill pharah, 2 healsluts
>I am Torb
>Setup my turret left of the choke
>expect Rein to shield it and D.Va to hold the right flank
>tell them to do this
>counter getting low
>hmm our tanks are taking a while to get here from spawn what's up
>look around
>they aren't behind me
>look around
>they're ahead of the choke
>round starts
>they both fucking die because why the fuck would you ever go past a defensive choke
>We get fucking stomped in basically the minimum amount of time possible
Why
>>164188359
Because I know someone in real life who did that and he's pretty bad.
>>164188153
I can have fun in QP because I don't care about losing.
When we have 5dps 1 tank and they're running 3 tank ana/lucio/mccree I get a tiny bit annoyed.Honestly who plays Rein in QP? Why would you do that to yourself?
Does anyone want to explain how match making works or rather how it doesn't?
Is it intentionally terrible?
>>164188506
It's just extremely broad because they want queues to be short as fuck
>>164187895
>>164187998
>he puts down traps at random
>>164188505
I don't care about losing but I do care about playing shit games
>>164187602
gold/plat here. can confirm all the way up to diamond.
>>164188801
whats the point of even having the game if you're going to let someone else boost your account
>>164188629
>posting a potg from a lost game against retards who can't shoot you
Fuck off.
>>164188505
I actually like playing Rein, but in QP I'll never first pick Rein because 9/10 times your team is Hanzo, Widow, Genji, Pharah, and Mercy, and they immediately fuck off to the four corners of the map and you only see them again in the kill feed, dying. If I have a team that will use it, being Rein is fun.
>literally every 3v3 has a Roadhog on both sides
This gamemode was fucked from the moment it was a TDM
>>164188951
>Team Insta-Locks Sombra,Widow,Genji and Hanzo
What does a man do in the face of such things?
>>164188879
1) end of season rewards
2) playing with friends
3) seeing if elo hell is real or you're imagining it (you are)
>>164188801
what's your sens and dpi, bruh
>>164189019
Boosting up to play with friends is a horrid idea.
STOP POST THAT LEWD PICTURES MUH DICK GOES HARDER BECAUSE OF THEM
>you will never be D.va's stream assistant
>she will never humiliate and insult you live on stream
>>164188505
i do. because its fun wrecking the enemy team solo a few times a match.
>>164188176n-nani
>>164188801
Fuck off
>>164188629
>not immedietly using ult when mercy rez's
>>164189128
?
>>164188801
Wow, you're still pasting this shit in here?
Quit advertising in here. Garbage spamming asshole. Go kill your unimportant self. Or do you need somebody to send you money first?
>>164189128
>>164189010
Embrace madness, pick a self-sustaining hero and get some practice.
Or when you're staring down the barrel of the 4th or 5th team comp you get like that in a row, quit before you burst a blood vessel.
what is the best sym highlight intro?
i have enough for one including the winter one
>>164189205picture is cropped, full pic has full naked and both are hung and thick
>>164188801
>paying to get to a rank you'll immediately drop out of
>paying to have a rank you can't play at
>paying to have your account banned for sharing
what sort of useless degenerate would do this lmao
>>164189408
i like askew
>decide to play Sombra in 3v3 for fun, type messages in Match chat about how much I love her and wish to be with her
>guy on my team starts flipping his shit over voice chat about my pick
>decide to embrace Sombra for the rest of the match, fervently exclaiming my love for her on every death, kill, or round completion
>in the final round, upon loss, he quite literally REEEEs at the top of his lungs, says "FUCKING SOMBRA" and disconnects
That was pretty fun
>>164189446I thought you were just joking, holy shit, really?
Mariachi or Shiver Reaper?
>>164189607
plague doctor desu
>>164189607
Mariachi or Blanco obviously
So is there a hack yet to just unlock everything for free?
>>164189669
Is that Mei?
>>164189669
>So is there a hack yet to just unlock everything for free?
Yea, wealthy parents
>>164189719
no its me
>>164189607
I'm pretty partial to Shiver, I intend to keep using it after the season ends.
>>164189554http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1987191
>>164189669
>all transactions are server side
gl ;^)
>>164189607
Blood, Nevermore, Mariachi and El Blanco are good. Shiver would've been cool, if didn't have that snowflake design on the back.
Where would you take Hana Song on a New Year's eve date?
>>164189375
I know, this story is one we've all heard before, I'm only repeating it because it just happened and I want to vent.
>roadhog attacking temple of anubis
>2nd point
>venture into the left side and come face to face with a junkrat
>pointblank him, reload
>hook an ana peaking the side path, kill her
>mccree and mei run in
>mei starts freeze, mccree flash and fans, and rolls into me
>pointblank him in the face before he fires off second volley
>frozen, take an icicle to the skull
>come out of it, shoot her once, hook, shoot
>4 people dead, advance onto point
>5 team chevrons still at choke
>only thing left alive was their torb and hanzo
I'm only playing QP to warm up after a month of not playing, but still, this shit is dumb.
>>164189904
>Every team has a hero
>You were yours
>That Torb was theirs
>>164189960
I like to think that on the other side someone actually good at the game is sighing because their entire team died to <hero> who didn't have their ult.They're then the victim of my 5 mentally ill team members Q's. Circle of life
>doing great, pushing payload fast as hell
>suddenly team just stops fucking grouping up and the enemy starts being super good out of nowhere
>we lose at the last second
I've lost motherfucking 14 games in a row now because of this shit.
What the absolute fuck? Seriously just what the fucking shit? It's like this game is rigged with bots and it conspires against me at random, I've literally lost 14 games in a row with different people the same exact way every single time. We push all the way until the last point and then suddenly the other team gets a hyper-accurate mccree, widowmaker, pharah, ect. and my team decides the very best course of action is to fucking blow into random spots all around the map as far as fuck away from me as possible.
Also what's with these retards sitting around choke-holds when the enemy team is dead? Fucking move forward you lobotomized baked pieces of shit.
>>164189547
I've just started practicing with Sombra. She seems a lot more viable than people make her out to be. She's honestly just a little harder to use. It's taken me a fair amount of practice to become useful as Sombra.
I could go into detail about how she "really" works, but I'll just say you gotta git gud. For a hero like Ana to be fully effective, you have to be constantly doing work with her. Sombra is kind of like that but with a bit more need for precision.
>>164190047
Because defense is much easier than offense.
>>164190047
Other team quits fucking around when they realize they're about to lose; your team gets overconfident and fails to play their best just when the enemy does.
My QP friends are always of the 'lol I'm a pro Junkrat," "I'm a pro Genji" "Let's DOO THIS!" and then 1-2 minutes before the end they swap to 76 and McCree and stand behind Reinhardt's shield.
>>164190062
Sombra definitely is good. I just think she needs some quality of life changes. Any buffs would probably make her really powerful. But her Ultimate is really amazing in actuality.
>>164190062
>She is more viable than people make her out to be
>She is just harder to use
See thats the problem. If you are good you can make her semi-viable but she still does worse at whatever role you are playing her as than another character would do.
If you put the same effort into playing Reaper,Tracer or 76 you would be getting far greater results at whatever role you are playing her as. She has a great kit that is destroyed by how they were implemented so no matter how well you manage to play with her you are doing worse than if you had spent that time with some other character.
A God-tier Sombra is going to have less of an impact on a game than a merely good Tracer,McCree,76 or virtually any other DPS or harasser.
>>164190225
Junkrat only truly shines in the last 1-2 minutes when the enemy groups the fuck up and panics though. That's literally one of the few times he's actually useful.
>>164190047
last point forces teams to play together because theres no room to go off and be a retard with "ideas"
your steamroll has nothing to do with your team being good and everything to do with their team refusing to cooperate
remember it takes a grand total of TWO deaths to get rolled to last as a defender, die twice and youre completely fucked regardless of how many times the enemies die, offense is literally easy mode
I just want to practice ana in quickplay, why is my team always hanzo/widow/genji +2 other dps
>ana grenade
>boosts healing only
>prevents healing only
>does healing only
>does damage only
>boosts healing only
>does damage only
>does healing only
>prevents healing only
Pick one set, there is no reason why it should do 4 useful fucking things in a long range spammable aoe
>>164190440
She shouldn't have the grenade at all, it doesn't fit her other abilities and only exists to be overpowered as fuck.
Give her some kind of long range slow-burn hyper healing on a cooldown and rework the grenade then pass it off to a future hero.
>>164190440
>>does healing only
>>prevents healing only
this one
and then move the heal boost to her ult to replace the damage resist because fuck every single part of her blind firing ult right before she gets picked and forcing your team to deal with a 1200 hp dva
>>164189785
Dude just hack the servers bro
how to zarya? what are some advance tactics for her? should I stay behind or be in front?
>>164190380
They don't play to win. They want ebin frags for their dubstep montage.
There should be "get in front of me" and "get out of the way" voice commands.
Frog and rabbit
>>164190778
There should be tonnes of other voice commands, the chat system is fucking garbage. They need to emulate the vgs system. Shit's got a line for every conceivable thing.
>>164186792
>not getting rapid discord week 1 as 150 hp Zeny
Fucking newshits get off my cloud
You better lose yourself in the music, the moment
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime
>>164190440
It is kinda strong, isn't it
>>164190846
I wish they'd have at least the basic shit like what TF2 had.
There's no "yes" or "no" and you can only send like 4 commands before it temporarily stops you for sending too many.
Early concepts
>>164190801
Frog cucked
>>164190921
>xbow
I need this
>>164190846
Paladins' VGS system that Hirez had in Tribes and has in Smite is really good for communicating.
Like just being able to call shit like enemy behind us or enemy left or enemy right with a few button presses is super helpful, and I wish Overwatch had it since people don't always use or have voice chat.
I just want the next female character to have normal hair.
>>164190921
whens titty mecha girl
the gook can burn, i want her instead
>>164190921
>>164190440
Heal block is a stupid mechanic. In WoW, only one class had it originally (warriors), and it was 50%. Then they gave it to some other classes without self-heal. But not to classes who could heal. It's a thing that either no one or everyone should have, but if everyone has it, why not just nerf all heals?
In OW they went full retard and made it 100%, gave it the most powerful healer and gave it also 3 other effects.
>>164190921
When are we going to get our hazmat dwarf, jetpack sniper, and tesla-pyro?
Those are all far cooler ideas than fucking Sombra.
>>164190846
Hirez may be furiously working hard to drive all their games into the ground, but their voice command system is top notch. I suspect Blizzard doesn't think they need to bother since the game has voice chat, but I think it would be more useful than they think.
>>164191030
Nah it'll be a genderfluid black businesswoman(male) who has purple tumblr hair and glasses.
>>164190062
I have found Sombra to be more useful than /owg/ had me believe as well. Reinhardt and Zarya are in a lot of games, and the ability to instantly delete their barriers in a team fight can really turn the tides.
She's also a lot offun
Few things are better than hacking a Genji and then watch him scurry away like a lizard because he doesn't have either of his get out of jail free cards.
>>164191119
fuck off with this dumb shit and anyone who actually pays you for it is a retarded shitter
>>164191119
This isn't your advertising board, you fuck
Buy a banner if you want it so bad
>>164190921
Who's the iron jaw man?
>>164191108
>jetpack sniper
I think that's early concept of blueberry
>tesla-pyro
Literally Winston. I think on this picture is actually two iterations of idea of monkey with tesla gun
>>164191196
Mr. Bitey
>>164190921
Immortan Sombra when?
>>164191108
I think the hazmat guy was the original concept for Mei.
>>164191119
If it causes you even the slightest bit of trouble, I'll keep reporting you
>>164191119
>*yawn*
>>164190921
Somehow Reaper just being Reaper is hilarious to me.
>>164191119
>>164191321
You can't improve on perfection
>>164191108
Tesla-pyro I think got absorbed into Winston. Which is a shame cause I like his design.
I hope hazmat guy comes into play as a DoT/area denial character.
>playing pharah
>two hit another pharah out of the air
>they left the game immediately after
lel
Only pharah only direct hits mode when, I want to pretend like I am playing tribes again
>>164191196
Bane
>>164191205
I still want a Jetpack sniper, the idea sounds like a unit from a C&C game.
>Jetpack shoots you up into the air and makes you stable for a few seconds long enough to make a quick shot before coming back down
Sounds fucking fun to me.
Also it'd be nice have more offensive tesla-based hero, Winston is shit. Maybe place down some pylons that discharge electricity into enemies that get too close, and he has to hold fire to charge his weapon and deliver more powerful shocks.
>>164191360
Tell me about him. Why's he got that jaw thing?
>>164191119
>>164191321
Torb, Mercy, Gengu, Roadhog, Symmetra, Winston and Bastion look relatively unchanged as well.
>>164191321
You can pinpoint the very moment when Metzen decided to turn soldier 76 into his OC.
>>164190921
WHOA THERE
That pic has Roadhog, Genji and S76(at least it looks like him) who were added relatively late, but no Pharah or Widowmaker who were some of the first characters
>>164191457
That's probably early pharah behind winston
>>164191457
The lady on the right with this huge dragon-looking gun might be some sort of proto-pharah
>>164191119
>has bandwidth limitations
>thinks anyone gives a shit about spamming threats
Also those prices are fucking absurd.
>>164191489
Nope. It's this guy. Mr Jaw and big red robot are here too.
What went wrong?
>>164191457
Widowmaker is bottom left front and pharah is top right back.
Open your eyes nigga
>>164190921
>Nobody talking about the hulk who is twice as wide and almost twice as tall as Winston
I fucking want that. Some slow-moving juggernaut designed to take a million bullets before he goes down.
>lose first round terribly
>team decides to "play the meta"
>go ana, roadhog, zarya, d.va, soldier, and lucio
>win in less than a minute
FEELSAMAZINGMAN.jpg
>>164191196
theyve never given him a name but hes been in like every concept so hes basically guaranteed to be added eventually since most of the other concepts seem to have been phased out for alternatives
>>164191558
What's with Blizzard's obsession with stupid looking hair on every female character
>>164191426
I actually like the look of that soldier 76 better, it reminds me of MGS. So does the tank thing on the far right, which I also like.
>>164191457
Pharah is in there but it's one of the earlier desings.
>>164191426
Uhhh you don't understand how 76 started do you? That's clearly an early concept Petras came up with.
They just decided to integrate more of the original design into him.
Can someone recommend me a low but good on budget keyboard and mouse?
I just cant afford the Razer Overwatch Editions M&KB...
Thanks for reading
Also comment lewd ideas, need to draw something in the meanwhile
>>164191581
>FEELSAMAZINGMAN.jpg
>feeling amazing about such a restrictive meta that you either play ana and 3 tanks or you lose
>>164191695
Go to logical increments
>>164191653
little kid pretending to be a plane to gundam to bigger gundam to dr. eggman to pharah
>>164191572
Like we don't have enough of them already???
Why do people care about Medals in this game?
I main D.Va and average 3-4 gold medals pretty much every game.
>>164191695
DO
NOT
BUY
""""""GAYMER"""""""
GARBAGE
AND NEVER BUY """""GAYMER""""" KEYBOARDS
>>164191119
my cousin boost me for free
>>164191581
It gets really old when you have to do it every game, forever.
>>164191705
yea it does feel pretty good to win
you should try it sometime
>just got game
>mystery mode is fun, but little irked none of my stats show
>go into quickplay
>only ever main lucio and reinhardt due to abysmal aim
Someday, a time will come when both of those are already chosen. What's a good offensive option for someone who's really bad at aiming?
>>164191558
E: Nose stab
Shift: Hair stab
Q: Jaw stab
>>164191849
reaper since you're so close to the person and you literally cannot miss
>>164191632
What's with Blizzard's obsession with virtue-signalling progressives?
They probably picked up the trait from SJWs who do the same thing to themselves.
Also those two niggers at the bottom are very disgusting to look at; blonde hair is unnatural and tacky looking and blacks and the other one just looks fucking retarded.
Shout out to the proboscis monkey, middle row to the right
>>164191768
There's not a single "slow-moving" tank in the game, they either have a gap-closer or some tool to bring who they want to them, except for Zarya who is the last thing you think of when you think "juggernaut". I just want something that trudges along and fucks you up if you happen to get next to him.
>>164191779
>not eating Cashews of Chaos while drinking your gamer fuel
>not having a specific game mouse and keyboard for every single game
Look at this noob...
>>164191849
Pharah
Junkrat
Mei
Symetra
DVA
Zarya
Roadhog
Plenty of heroes that aren't very precision dependent.
>>164191695
Don't get special editions, it's always overpriced for the same shit as always. Look for older standard model stuff, it's more affordable and should still do the job just fine.
>>164191916
>fucks you up if you happen to get next to him.
Dude, that's like all tanks except Winston
>>164191695
Save up for a mechanical keyboard with cherry red switches, CM Storm 10keyless is cheap but good.As for the lewds, I haven't seen SombraxPharah yet. Maybe she could hack her suit open or something
>>164191993
I would say Zarya needs a bit of precision
>play with a girl on my team
>she voicechats a LOT
>potg is me killing both enemy healers and a junkrat with pharah
>she says "good job, that was awesome"
>blush irl and start feeling very warm
l-lads... anyone know this feel?
>>164191653
That cool maverick-looking jetpack guy on the far left should get in. He could make Top Gun references and be the game's first young white male without a significant disfigurement.
>>164191916
They have a gap closer because a slow tank would just get kited and focus fired. This is a FPS. Having a slow, extremely easy to hit target who can't attack back unless you let him/someone CCs you would be bad design. Also think about the ult charge he would feed.
>>164192040
>mechanical
Don't fall for this meme.
>>164192052
Nol, but you might wanna get a girlfriend
>>164191695
Just buy some cheap Chinese mechanical keyboard and mouse combo for like 30 off amazon.
>>164191779
But I use Razer Chroma keyboard, mouse and mousepad they're the best. ;P
>>164192040
mechanical keyboards aren't worth it
don't do it
>>164191779
Tecknet is usually marketed for the faggy bright-LED gamer look but is pretty decent. They're usually pretty cheap too, you can get a good mouse and keyboard for like $30 packaged together.
>>164191993
Roadhog is kinda precision dependent too. If you miss hook, or shoot slightly wrong and don't oneshot enemy you are in a big trouble.
For some reason i find it harder to aim up close than from the distance
>>164192018
Yeah, but none of them can survive fire under more than 2 people for more than a second. And like I said, they're almost all incredibly mobile or have tools to negate mobility.
>>164192081
He could have defensive abilites, though. Like a defensive barrier like Zarya's, or a stronger forcefield like Winston's. Or he could be physically moving something important that the enemy would want to get at.
>>164192040
>linear switches
>not browns which are best for both typing and gaming
>>164192113
If you spend a lot of time using a keyboard a good mechanical one is very very nice to use. But buy a real one, not a fucking gamer branded bullshit one.
>>164192134
it's on my list of new years resolutions, senpai.
>>164192049
She really doesn't. People severely over estimate the "skill" it takes to play Zarya.
I feel like I should learn to play a flanker since I play mostly soldier and mccree, so what flanker should I learn.
>>164192052
anon are you retardo?
>>164192213
probably because the enemy can move around a lot
It being more difficult to aim point blank makes sense if you're using weapons with 0 spread and slow fire, which isn't roadhog, so
>>164191918
WHEN is Doritos and Mt.Dew going to buy my idea for Mt.Dewritos?
>>164192168
>Not having loud as fuck Razer keyboard with blue switches and using mic with voice activation
>>164192282
Sombra
>>164192113
>>164192168
They wont improve your gameplay as much as a 144hz monitor or a mouse with an accurate sensor but it's definitely way better than bottoming out cheap membranes
>>164192282
Don't, just stick with Soldier and McCree.
>>164192282
tracer since she's actually still viable right now
>>164192282
>i play mostly soldier and mccree
>so what flanker should I learn
You already play 2 what are you on about
>Hanamura
>2nd Point
>Attack
>Enemy team has a Mei
>Team insists on taking control of top right
>"Just bait out the wall xD"
>[Defeat]
Every.
Time.
>>164192282
"Flanker" just means a guy who dies alone while his team struggle. Don't do this
Maybe Tracer, but still try to be near you team
>>164192282
D.Va. Winston is acceptable too if you REALLY hate Genji.
>>164192049
Missing with zaryas beam isn't important because it fires 10x a second and you can just track back onto people, plus she has an aoe bomb you can spam.
>>164192213
You can just walk up to niggers and shoot them in the face with roadhog, spam his longer range burst and screenwide spray of his ultimate.
A guy who can't aim is probably playing at lower SR levels so he can get away with not playing these guys perfectly.
>>164192312
That pose makes me think of Zenyatta typing like the way he shoots his balls. Very loud and forceful hunt and pecking
Nobody cares how high your rank is.
If you put in as much effort into real life goals you'd be better off.
Quit gettin mad at video games.
>>164192282
If you're good on Soldier, Tracer is a pretty easy hero to learn. Plus she's a good emergency pick if you need to get back on point ASAP.
>>164191558
Bottom right:
>let me put on these nightmare vision goggles
>everything looks exactly the same
>>164192461I finally broke into Diamond at the end of S2, and I don't think I'll get any higher for a long timeI haven't even played comp aside from getting my rank in S3
ESSENTIAL gear for having even a remote chance of gitting gud at games:
MECHANICAL keyboard, CherryMX Red or Blue switches only
Gaming mouse, Razer NAGA or Steelseries Sensei; Logitech G400 is acceptable as well.
DX Racer gaming chair
144hz ASUS or BenQ monitor
Jumbo-sized SteelSeries mousepad
Logitech or HyperX headphones with mic
Read this very carefully: you will forever be shit at games if you do not own every single one of these accessories. Every pro in every game you like plays this way, the advantage they give you over other players who lack them is astronomical.
Thank me later.
Am I the only one that loves running up beyond the front lines in a place unseen by the enemy so when they file out to engage you can come up behind get a kill or two and disrupt everything before joining back into your teams defense?
I never see anyone do it and it rarely fails.
>>164192605
My chair is much better than a Dx racer chair, brown>>>red and blue
>>164192605
I play on the cheapest laptop I could find at Futureshop and this mouse I found at the university bookshop. Sometimes, I prop the back up to let a little bit of air flow to help with the heat.
>>164192605
But anon, how am I supposed to git gud if I'mon console and have no converter?
>>164192645
When people do that to me I switch to Symmetra or Mei and turn the entire game into cancer.
>>164192113
>>164192168
That's what I thought. but I just want 10 keyless keyboard.
>>164192605
>CherryMX Red or Blue switches only
>when browns exist
>Razer NAGA or Steelseries Sensei; Logitech G400
>lol
>DX Racer gaming chair
>lol
>Logitech or HyperX headphones with mic
>lol
>>164192497
I think tracer is good option, I feel like having a soldier and mccree in some koth maps is not always good.
>>164192461
The game is so fucked up at the moment that I stopped caring. Didn't care much to begin with, but now I don't care at all. Because all the current meta heroes are so easy to play, picking someone else is almost always a guaranteed loss. If your team wants to pick Genji, Hanzo and Widowmaker vs triple tank, there is not much (You) can do.
>>164192605
>he doesn't play with a thrustmaster T16000M instead of KB+M
enjoy being a unprecise forever bad pleb
You guys are always complaining about meta, but what meta would guys like ?
>>164192605
Memes aside have you actually played fps' in 144hz with stable fps
>>164192605
This has to be from somewhere else.
>>164192829
I just want zarya to be gone forever. Then it would be perfect
>>164192605
>Cherry MX Blues
>The known highest pressure keys suggested for typists and not for gaming
>Razer Naga are you fucking kidding me with that niche shit?
>Required for being good at games
Yeah, fuck off.
>>164192605
Fuck, my chair and headphones aren't up to date. But it was time to get a new chair anyway.
>>164192841
Different person, but I have and is it fucking glorious. I would never downgrade after playing at 144.
>>164192829
i liked mercy meta the best
zen was cancer and ana is turbo cancer
double lucio was also fun but enabling that allows teams to stack mccree who is still broken so thats mostly shit
REMINDER
>tfw play demoman and now junkrat and I'm getting all the direct hit frags
>>164192605
>Racer gaming chair
>>164190731
>>164190731
>>164190731
anyone??
all the "guides" I read are just explaining her basic stuff. like press E on team.
>>164192862
t. Junkrat
>>164192605
what the fuck is a gaming chair
>>164192841
I play on a laptop that can't get a stable 30 fps. All this stuff is witchcraft to me.
>>164189284
This was pre-buff, rein would have charged me immediately out of it
>>164192978who?
>>164192767
Torbjorn isn't bald though?
>>164192734
I myself use MX Browns, have a Logitech G502,Maxnonicchair because how much I use the computer, and some Beyerdynamic headphones
>>164192605
>"pc gaming is so cheap!"
>>164192841
Post more D.Va
>>164192767
I think the only things I need to have a good setup is a monitor and decent desk, i'm really tall and I can't never figure out a good height for a desk.
Hey Jeff you fucking faggot
you know why people don't play Mercy
because Ana is stupid OP and all you need to do is switch to Winston and she dies.
Good game you fucking idiot.
Post your Favorite Fan Art from 2016!
>>164193231
You recoup the cost of hardware by not paying for the software.
>>164193059
I don't even play Junkrat. I'm just sick of how ridiculous she is.
>half the size of every other tank in the game, but with the HP of one
>primary fire is one of the only things that can bypass stuff like Genji's deflect and D.va's barrier
>alt fire is fantastic area control
>has dps that is even better than actual dps classes, especially at 100%
>anything she barriers is completely immune to CC and damage, no other ability in the game allows this while still allowing action
>top all that off with a game-winning ult
>>164193190
>Lets make 9th children
People always complain about Ana being better than mercy, but ana takes much higher skill to play than mercy she needs to be better, who would play a much character to play if they are the same,
>>164193308
>Let's go
>>164193090
It's alright anon we were all there before
>>164193251
Ask the DVa fags, I don't have much of her
>>164192767
>Saga
>19 y/o
What is Mercy thinking about?
>>164193425
F
Pic related but for other characters please
>>164193365
its complained about because mercy has the second highest hps in the game behind ana and she has HUGE drawbacks to being able to put out as much healing as she does, and yet ana doesnt in the slightest
>>164193297More
>>164193379
Thanks anyways. I'm also a D.Va fag but I don't really have anything of her. Hell, I don't have much of anyone aside from a couple Mercy pics.
>>164193526
Florence Nightingale syndrome
>>164193526
About same thing as alwaysYou know what it is
>>164193365
shoot friends
if someone scary comes towards you sleep dart them and run,unless you can kill/finish them off
grenade into a clusterfuck, or to heal yourself desperately
what's so hard
>>164193606
Conquering the world?
>aiming isn't hard
>situational awareness isn't hard
>timing isn't hard
>prioritizing targets isn't hard
>following instructions isn't hard
t. wood player
When I said more D.va, I meant more lewd D.va
>>164193685
Very fast tracer
>>164193723
Don't put words into my mouth, even if it's also what I desire.
>>164193723
>>164193704
The bunny... You just know.
>>164193723
>>164193630
The problem in her granade but you still have ammo to heal and aiming, maybe if the heal hitbox for healing smaller would be better.
>>164193816
>>164193773
A-MEI-ZING!
D.va loves only money
>>164193919
>>164193287
>>164186721
qft
Fuck off forcing the image limit with your dumb slut.
>you will never be ignored by D.va because her stream chat is going too fast
>>164193936
This fat chink is the most accurate Mei cosplay so far.
>>164194020
My fucking heart, I am not even a D.vafag but jesus christ that is weapons grade cuteness
>>164194012
>adult male
>plays support or tanks
M8...
>>164194098
>>164194139
>adult male
>plays vidya
m8...
Thanks guys, u da real MVPs
>>164194139
>adult male
>on 4chan
M8...
>>164194170
>adult male
>on 4chan
m8...
kys fgt
>you will never witness D.va 'accidentally' spill Mountain Dew on herself and then bend over to clean it up live in front of several thousands of people
i'd drink her piss
if you know what i mean
Getting stepped on by Widowmaker is the best!
Thank you, Blizzard!
>>164193816
>>164193919
That camel has some serious toes
>missing the majority of unlock items
>boxes contain majority duplicates
fuck this dumb weighted bullshit
>>164190921
please tell me that they did not replace the chem trooper guy with mei.
please tell me that we will get to play a rad suit chem trooper in overwatch.
please tell me that my renegade days will be resurrected.
>you will never masturbate to a two year old webm on /gif/ of D.va drunkenly pulling up her shirt on stream before quickly being banned by Twitch
>>164194554
>got 8 legendaries in 20 or so boxes
>three Zarya Mystery Gifts
>>>Zenyatta Nutcracker
>standard legendary skins
>one pile of credits
I just want Tracer's Jingle skin, Blizzard. Please.
how short should i trim my pubes?
Just need mei legendary skin and roadrog skin to get all christmas skins
How much damage can roadhog do with a headshot?
I just got one-shot killed by Roadhog as full health Reinhardt with no other variables in play. He didn't even follow up with a hook, just one-shot kill.
ana broke this game
git gud
>two stack
>they pick Ana and Mercy
>Ana keeps boosting the Mercy and she jumps in
>somehow gets some kills each time
>end up winning
I mean we won, but please stop this.
>tfw no matter how many times I tell our Zarya her bubble gives charge when put on Reinhardt when he's using shield
>>164194659
mei was split off from a zarya concept or something, shes not related to the hazmat guy
hazmat, iron jaw, big red robot and white portal robot are the ones that have all appeared in multiple pieces of art and seemingly havent been shelved or folded into another character
the big apc tachikoma thing on the back right might also be something relevant but i dont remember
>>164194459
>no skins without her weird cleat shoes
So close yet so far
>>164194862
meant to add
>they still don't do it
>>164194727
>▶
>Hide post
>>164194862
i do that right out of the gates for free charge then walk into junk spam then destroy them all because muh charge
feels good, man
Anyone got a checklist for the Winter Wonderland unlocks?
why cant i pass 2800?
>>164194881
what do you think her toe dirt tastes like?
>>164194139
If you are above 30 your aim will not be what it used to be. You are pretty much stuck with playing support/tank since young bucks have better reaction times.
>>164194862
Depends on the source of damage. It only fives extra charge if the damage is splash damage since then it hits the small portion of the bubble that protrudes out of the rein shield.
>>164195064
2 anas
>>164194691
>tfw want mei and torbs skin
>don't play Winston and tracer and get theirs instead
I got Zenny, Pharah, and Reapers skin though so it's not so bad.
>>164190921
autocannon metal gear rip-off when? At least give bastion a skin like that
>>164194989
>toe dirt
Anon pls, classy waifus keep clean
>>164195106
Why settle of a gilf or milf when you can have both?
>>164194951
I'm curious to see how this game was
hmmm
>>164195121
I did get Reaper's skin, but I also want Pharah's. It's easily the best skin for her hands down.
I wish she was real...
Night ops soldier or a roadrog skin, I don't know what to buy.
>>164195339
Hanzo is a generic husbando and pure trash.
Is Mercy Jewish? Because the guilt trips Mercy fags give over voice chat during Comp gets a little old. If you don't want to be the fucking healer, don't be the fucking healer.
>>164187540
If you play at certain times of the day (early morning for me) it tends to throw you on a team of lvl 25's to counteract the fact that they are matched against people at our around your level. Only noticed this during placements though, and I did them way late.
>>164195443
Even if she was real she wouldn't acknowledge you because she is gay. Sad!
Hana is a... boy?!?!
>>164195339
lewd male skins when?
>>164195565
Nope. Just very aroused.
>>164195565
I hope Dva is a tranny
I hope Hanzo is gay
It would piss off so many retards it's gonna be hilarious.
>>164195565
Does he say nerf this when dick rubbing
>>164188169
More like 99%
>people who have several hundred hours and many prestige levels
>playing in below average games
how is that even possible to spend that much time yet not even be an average skill player?
Just got my first quintuple kill as mei. Ama!
>>164195451
Night Ops soldier, because the weapon model change is nice, and the skin itself looks good.
Will we ever get sexy costumes? Or will Blizzard refuse to pander to anything but SJWs
Post good Overwatch OCs
>>164195910
>will we ever get sexy costumes
>witch Mercy exists
>pandering to SJWs
>game is full of oversexualized young women
Please.
>>164196076
You named literally the only one that's remotely attractive and doesn't even show that much in the first place.
And what else would you call adding in several gay characters + tumblr hair on half the cast
>>164196160
>several gay characters
what ?
>>164196076
>oversexualized young women
Yeah, one of tracer's costumes even shows her bellybutton! What will the elders think?
>>164196160
There's only one that they confirmed was gay, and it's Tracer. I thought it was Zarya though
>>164196228
>>164196306
It's multiple.
https://mic.com/articles/159132/overwatch-update-which-overwatch-characters-are-lgbtq-blizzard-fans-share-theories#.eKIRlhIg2
>>164196401
die
>>164190731
I usually try to lead the charge with her, Just have to know when to back off for hp, and make sure your team is actually following you. She can out damage most other dps at high energy. As far as getting high energy, wait for telegraphed attacks like fire strike or helix rockets to shield yourself/ others, that way they feed you energy whether they like it or not. For the most part people will just blindly shoot your bubbles though, at least sub-diamond.
>5 golds as soldier 76
Rancid fuck meme-team.
>>164196401
kys
>>164195708
the average person is fucking retarded, like unteachable, incapable of learning level retarded, but the game itself has a lot of crutch mechanics that keep them relevant no matter how fucking oblivious they are since they could press the "free kill" button at any time and fuck you regardless of the skill gap
>>164196256
Didn't say it was a good or a bad thing. I am just pointing out its a thing.
>>164196160
>pointed out the only remotely attractive one
If people didn't find characters in this game attractive they wouldn't be creating heaps of porn with them on a weekly basis, would they now? Attraction is subjective but clearly the OW cast hits the note for a great number of people.
Also - if according to you the inclusion of anything but colladooty straight white male soldier or scantly-clad generic titcow is pandering to tumblr you are fairly limited in your perception of the world.
>>164196401
I'm not going to tell you to kill yourself like the other people in here will/are, but maybe you shouldn't whore yourself out on /vg/ for boosting.
Good luck though, I guess.
>>164193287
but...but there's so many to choose from. And you already posted one of the best ones
>>164196567
Doesn't help that Blizzard babies the fuck out of them too.
Anyone got any tips for how to play Sombra effectively? She seems like an interesting character, and every once in a while I'm able to actually pull off a good play with her. But she also seems counter-intuitive to every other character in a lot of ways, and I don't usually wrack up a lot of kills with her.
Also, there aren't many videos that discuss how to effectively use her, and I think that's because we haven't seen her used as much in competitive yet. (She may still be a bit underpowered, or her true potential hasn't completely been brought into the light. I know that her ult charges super fast, and I'm able to coordinate that well with my team mates, but is there something that I might be overlooking in her kit?)
Also, the only thing I don't like about her design is that she isn't THICC
>>164196619
The game doesn't sexualize the characters, the fans do.
>>164196076
How are any of them "over-sexualized" you stupid nigger? The closest is Widowmaker and it's just a fucking suit. Go wrap a rope around your shitty pencil neck and kill yourself.
>>164196646
Find a good team, then hack enemy tanks and then cloak out and run.
>>164196401
How many fucking times do I have to report your retarded ass
>>164196708
Overwatch had porn hours after they announced the game, blizzard know exactly what they're doing.
>>164196804
So does EVERYTHING THAT INCLUDES MEN WOMEN OR ANIMALS SINCE THE DAWN OF THE INTERNET. Do you think that the characters in MLP are oversexualized too?
>>164196646
her dmg is awful, don't expect to get kills. get in, hack some shit, spray, get out
>>164196804
name a single game that doesn't have porn drawn of it nigga c'mon
>>164196775
So, one could say that her true potential is in hacking, and not in actually getting the kills. Right?
Assists are more important for her than actual eliminations? (I could see that.)
If that's the case, then I think I may be playing her right. It just feels weird to have her in Attack, but that makes sense.
My current strategy is to hack all of the health packs around the point/objective, then hack the enemy tanks and wait for my ult to charge before activating it in the middle of their formation.
>>164196646
>Also, the only thing I don't like about her design is that she isn't THICC
*fat
>>164196619
You completely ignored the conversation and said something that has literally nothing to do with it.
Skins. We're talking about skins. Sexy skins that, as one would assume, are sexier than normal skins. Those do not exist, except for the one exception you mentioned which barely scrapes that criteria.
And it is pandering when the devs make a specific point of it and do it for not just one, but multiple characters.
>>164196931
Well to be perfectly honest she's just shit right now. Hacking isn't consistent or good enough to be worth the slot right now and it's hard to get damage with her against opponents with a pulse.
>waaaah meanie blizzard wont make porn for me, SJWS ARE RUINING SOCIETY!!!!
>>164196943
THICC? Fat? What does it matter, as long as it's that ass and tits and perfect ratio of hips to waist. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
IF SHE AIN'T THICK, SHE DON'T GET THE DICK!
IF THAT BITCH TOO SKINNY, SHE AIN'T GETTIN' ANY!
>>164197013
What's so wrong with pandering for people who like that if they're gonna pander to everyone else
>>164194951
try focusing more on holding the objective
I want a sombra skin with a whole head of hair come on blizzard
>>164197006
>Zarya is immune to hacking when in her bubble
Every fucking new fact I learn about that pink haired butch makes me angrier
>>164196917
Sim City
>>164197101
>that time when i first tried to sleep someone as ana and they got zarya bubbled
raged hard tbqh
>>164197006
Yeah, I kind've figured.
I've been practicing with her in quickplay, all night. A couple of people complained, almost to the degree of "attack Torbjorn". She seems like she has good potential with a group that's well coordinated, but with randoms, they don't always take the opportunity to dive after her ult. (And I can't blame them, because it's not always obvious.)
I think I'll continue to use her on certain maps, but I doubt she'll see much use in competitive until they buff her a bit.
>>164197075
that was an easy way to die
>>164194948
>>164194951
With those stats why didn't you play dps?
>>164196917
football manager
>>164197129http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/29103
I can't remember the last time I won a game, I keep getting put on some of the absolutely fucking stupidest teams.
Blizzard needs to bring back the ability to block playing with certain players.
Last match I joined a game and everyone was stuck in spawn because the enemy team was fucking pulverizing them and they were some of the WORST players I have ever fought, their fucking Mercy and Zenyatta just stood still and never moved, I have no idea how my team had even an ounce of trouble. We still lost because they had some buttfucker pro roadhog but what the absolute fuck.
>>164196737
I am not sure if you are familiar with the way body shapes are selected when creating an artwork of a character, but in the case of OW you can easily see that the vast majority of characters, both Male and Female, have been created with ideal shapes to exaggerate the proportions of their genders, while in the same time giving them "heroic" ratios and postures. There are exceptions like Zarya, Mei, and Roadhog, for example, but for most of the cast this is the case. The males are muscular upside-down triangles with strong jaws, the femaels are elegant hourglasses with pretty faces. This stereotypical over-representation of the ideal proportions of their sex (note: I am not calling it unrealistic, before you niggers started posting RL examples), accounts for over-sexualisation.
>>164196871
>>164196917
Overwatch became legendary with the amounts of porn that was shat out with its characters.
>>164196993
"sexy outfits" is incredibly subjective. Is Symmetra's Devi legendary considered a Sexy outfit because it has less clothing on it? Is Widowmaker's swan song skins considered sexy because of the lingerie she wears? Is Zarya's summer games legendary considered sexy because of its skin-tight texture? Blizzard can not shit out animu-tier fapbait skins everywhere just to make sure they have satisfied everyone's taste.
>>164196646
you dont "wrack kills" as sombra because if she could do roadhog like picks with her kit shed be indescribably broken
hes basic gameplay is basically just small winston, you e on a safe health kit, go in, dakkadakka then just press the free escape button, you lose literally nothing for doing it and constantly force the enemy team to deal with you creating space for your team to work
BUT her ult is gamebreaking instead of being only vaguely useful as a target draw and she can farm it in under 30 seconds by abusing the broken as fuck health kits, so her ideal strat right now is just ult spamming since its actually fucking idiotic how fast she gets it and how little an enemy team can do about preventing or counteracting it
>>164196917
FTL
>>164186721
>But I have gold damage lmao xD
>>164197289
>Is Zarya's summer games legendary considered sexy because of its skin-tight texture?
No because Zarya isn't sexy lmao
>>164197289
>Overwatch became legendary with the amounts of porn that was shat out with its characters.
>[citation needed]
Also, there is a board on this very website dedicated to My Little Pony. Amount of porn does not indicate sexualization by the creators.
>>164195130
i bet her asshole has a 100 cute wrinkles
>>164197293
>gameplay is basically just small winston
Now I'm starting to understand why I have an interest in her in the first place. I'm a Winston main. Maybe I subconsciously knew that she would play similar in some way...
>>164197197
>14 elims per round
>6200~ damage per round
Its not so much my stats were okay, its more what the hell were the DDs doing. i know one dd was doing alright for sure
Isnt that average Zenyatta play?
>>164197303
google "ftl r34"
>>164197183
The only legendary I got is Santa Torb. Fuck this shit, I want my nutmonk
>>164197279
>he doesn't realize he's just as bad as the retards on his team
>>164197372
Be careful what you say about my waifu you fuck! BACK OFF ?!?!?!?!!!!
>>164197398
>he doesn't know
It became a topic of discussion all over the internet to the point where the more normie-tier internet news sites started talking about it. The game hadn't even released yet (or just released, cant remember), and Blizzard was afraid it would just become known as "that SFM porn game" so they started removing shit due to copyright infringement. A bunch fo the big porn creators removed all OW material from their platforms since they didnt want to get shut down/sued.
>>164197583
Bad post
>>164186572
So , I bought the game a few days ago , I'm almost 25 but don't feel anywhere prepared to jump on ranked .
What picks do you recommend as dps? I'm usually playing Diva , Roadhog , Lucio and Anna and I've literally no idea in which dps is good or not the only ones that I played was Tracer and Pharah .
>>164197532
Mei because fat girls are best girls.
>>164197692
Soldier and pharah in lower ranks
>>164197692
>dps
s76 all day every day. only one who can really stop him is d.va
>>164197692
Reaper and Soldier are all pretty good picks for babby's first DPS hero. Tracer and Zenyatta too, but they can be a bit tricky to play properly.
>>164197692
>I dont feel preapred to go to ranked
then dont. go learn the maps, learn the heroes, learn their range, learn who can get away with what vs whom. learn how everything works. im low rank pharah is strong cause the aim of most players isnt pro tier.
tracer is pretty strong at low ranks since no one picks mccree, but she can take some practice. good luckplease learn the maps at least. when someone says X hero is above and theres only one place above you they could be, you should instantly know what that means. it also helps to learn where all the hp packs are, and itll help you know where a teleporter could be hiding at all.
>>164186572
Did they nerf the drop rate for the event.
My past 20 chests have been nothing but fucking Silvers and Blues.
I swear to got if I don't get Elf Tracer I am going to slash my wrists.
I don't want to buy her because I just fucking know the next chest I get will have her. Blizzard did that to me with the D.va sitting emote.
>>164197289
>have been created with ideal shapes to exaggerate the proportions of their genders, while in the same time giving them "heroic" ratios and postures.
That's because they're heroes and not fat lazy slobs.
>>164197543
"no"
>>164197532
Bastion
>>164197853
Why do you want the ugliest skin?
>>164197853
by that logic you should never buy anything
just buy the damn skin. worst case scenario. if you dont buy it you can wait a year, and thats assuming theyll even bring the same skins back as rewards.
Coming back after a long break from overwatch, last I was aware this is the tiered list for offence according to meta
OP trash tier
Genji, McCree
Balanced Tier
Reaper, Tracer, 76
Meh Tier
Pharah
Has this changed much?
>>164197853
Just wait till the last day and if you don't have it buy it nigga are you dumb?
>>164198006
current:
OP trash tier
S76, Ana, D.Va,
Balanced Tier
Reaper, Symmetra, Lucio
Must Pick Tier
All tanks minus Winston
Meh Tier
Everything else + Winston
>>164198006
Genji has nerfs and in the """"meta""" the tanks can swat him like a fly
>>164197889
Makes my dick hard.
>>164197913
Muh Credits
>>164198113
I want to rub one out to her asap.
>>164198006
Genji and MCree are still OP, but they're not in the meta right now because of Ana. Triple tank set up pretty much means the only DPS heroes that can make a dent in the enemy team is 76 and Reaper. Reaper will get fucked trying to get close to a team of tanks though.
So 76 is the only offence hero that sees lots of play. This is Tankwatch now.
How come McCree do better on Defense?
seriously
>>164198205
right. you can save up credits for the next event for that one skin you really want.
>>164198006
OP tier
JunkratI wish ;_;
>>164197574
Yeah I badded myself all the way into GM
>>164197429
i approach her in the same way
disrupt the team's flow
and be an annoying little shit
>>164198252
because having "win all 1v1s: the ability" bound to his e allows him to play incredibly passively with absolutely no drawback
hes basically a hip sniper
>>164198252
Kit is better for holding points and ambushing straggles who facecheck corners instead of trying to force himself through a chokepoint
The number of dupes in this game is crazy. Hell I'm level 25 and I already have 1200 coins. Of course never got a legendary coin pack or shit like that. Just the power of dupes
>this would be wildly considered canon if 76 or Reaper was female
Really makes you think, eh?
>>164198587
No it wouldn't you fucking retard.They hate each other, that's it, no anime shit drama
>>164198694
please
do not respond to the ship faggots
>>164198587
There is only one good pairing for Soldier
>Death cums.
>>164190318
There's one thing though, that Sombra does better than any other hero, it's how well her ult comboes. D.Va being in the meta makes using ults a bit difficult sometimes, but all you need to fix that is EMP. If you have a Sombra on the team with either 76, Zarya or even Reaper, it's pretty much gg when both have their ults ready.
Another hero that's in every match is Lucio. And Sombra can completely remove his sound barrier with her ult. I wouldn't even call her semi-viable, she's pretty viable on most situations. Denying health packs also sounds like such a mediocre ability, but it makes a big difference when you or the enemy has flankers/high mobility heroes. If my team was running Tracer and D.Va, I might be willing to forego Lucio in favor of Sombra.
>>164197854
Did I say it is a bad thing? No? I just pointed out their idealistic proportions are attractive?
You need to develop some critical reading and argumentative skills rather than regurgitating common rebuttals you have heard somewhere.
Blizzard shorts panel at Blizzcon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyiHr06Einw
I haven't seen this and it's pretty interesting
sounds like we'll get about 6 shorts per year
if what they've shown is any indication D.Va will be the one who gets her short next
ah yes balanced competitive match making
add something and post it
>>164198772
>boob window
fucking ruined.
>>164199076
Jesus christ.
>>164199095
>urafaget.png
>>164186721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjkNNDuAb9A
>>164199076
did you check if his mmr is still in diamond? because i've been in gold mmr with a diamond badge.
>>164199138
oh okay sorry if I could take the post down than I would sorry
>>164199095
https://picarto.tv/nobbydraws
we out here taking draw requests
gimme some
Happy New Year, /owg!
>>164199095
Reminder that if the enemy team is rolling with a Winston and/or Symmetra, Genjis needs to fuck off.
>3 games in a row
>team mates leave/quit half way through
>still lose loads of points
>>164199367
Widowmaker Celebrating that Tracer has a GF and wont molest her any more.
>I need healing!
>I need healing!
>I need healing!
>I need healing!
>no tor please =)
>switch to mei
>ok go back to torb please
>>164198981
Oversexualization isn't even a word you rat shit.
>>164186572
>be masters player
>decide to make a tank/support-only smurf to learn these roles
>play Rein most of the time
Holy shit this is the most frustrating crap I have ever had to go through. I have newfound appreciation for Rein players.
>teams rarely communicate their position
>teams never stay behind shield
>anas DPSing someone somewhere instead of healing
>call shield is down, nobody listens, somebody instantly dies to Hog
>list goes on and on
Suffering.
>place just over 3k
>fallen to 2600
anyone else know that freefall feel
>>164197183
Thanks.
Pharah a cute
>>164199516
hope you're not trying to play on weekends
>>164199645
>be healer
>pro Reaper/Genji/Tracer goes on an adventure across the map and tries to 1v6 the enemy team
>inevitable "I need healing!"
>spam Need Healing at them even through cooldown until I die
>whenever I find them give them a swift punch in the face and refuse to heal them
>they never call for me again
If you think you're good enough to overextend without putting the rest of the team at risk then you should be good enough not to rely on my heals faggot.
>>164199367
D.va being the DPS serving tankslut she truly is
level 400 and i still don't understand how you play tanks
>>164199462
>>164199410
>>164199303
lol theses are all great thx
>>164199076
Your fault for playing at 5:00 am dumbass
>>164194798
were you crouched or something
it works like any other shotgun really I guess if 100% of the pellets go into your head because you were practically fellatiating it it will utterly wreck you
>>164195004
I'm a 37 year old Grandmaster with over a billion hours on McCree you're probably are just bad genetic stock, son
>>164199716
actually it is!
>>164199720
I play Rein if nobody wants to. But if nobody communicates or utilizes my shield, I switch after my first inevitable death.
Man defense is so fucking bullshit.
>play well 99%
>enemy wins with just a single lucky push in overtime after unleashing every single ult
Shittiest game mode ever
>>164199367
Roadhog with a micropig.
>>164186572
How the fuck are Overwatch girls this attractive?
>Finally reach rank 2850 after being stuck in 2500 for a week
>Lose it in a 5 game streak, due to 2 games with leavers and another with two cunts flaming and throwing with widow and hanzo on KoTHKILL ME
I feel like it's RNG whether you get a competent team or not. Back down to 2500 and I feel worse than when I scraped my car onto another one.
>>164200046
It's still impossible. All headshots still does only 450 damage and Rein has armor.
>>164200319
did you take a break after 2 loses ?
>it's a "4 man premade of which 3 pick dps and the other goes Roadhog tries telling me and the other guy who to pick" episode
>>164200416
After 3 losses yes, and this morning we were doing well but both had leavers halfway through.
I don't know why I like Lucio's Christmas skin so much. He's one of the characters I like less and yet his christmans skin is one of my favs.
Is there anything, ANYTHING worse than a 2 man premade, one being a Mercy main?
>>164200501
Teal is a god tier color.
HOW TO FUCK DO I PLAY D.VA IT'S LIKE THE HARDEST HERO IN THE GAME I DIE TO EVERYTHING
>>164200159
No it isn't.
>>164199813
we know
>>164200556
Fly away when your health is low dumbass
>>164199716
>X isnt a word because I said so
>language is prescriptive, not descriptive
Max wew.
Would Mercy be better if she had an Ubercharge like ult instead of res?
Full voice actors panel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osFYeoKoFGk
>>164200262
To be fair, they need to get a full team kill or else they are not going to capture it at all.
If anything, some maps clearly favor Defense, like Temple of Anubis.
What exactly is wrong with tank meta?
>>164200681
Yes, she would also be called Ana.
>>164200490
I think it's kinda dangerous playing during late night and morning because of leavers on weekends it's even worse, after I started choosing the time I play carefully, it's rare to get in big lose streaks.
>>164200713
Yeah, it's shit for both parts, attack has to do a team kill to win or else the enemies will be back in 4 seconds, defense on the other hand can play better 99% of the match and lose because of a single mistake/bad fight
>>164200556
Protip:delete the shoots and toots from the red guys with right click
>>164200697
>the woman getting upset at hover hand
What is this strange new meme?
Native American Hero concept. Feel free to add or improve because I'm not that good with these
>Name:
>Class: Defense
>Primary Weapon: Tribal club
>M1 Swings it like a Rein hammer and M2 throws it dealing damage that goes through barriers
>Passive: Movement ability increases by 10% while moving uninterrupted, until a certain threshold. He can swing his club at any speed but will slow down if hit
>E ability: A snare, similair to Junkrats but this one is built to kill squishies directly or immobilize tanks (need help with logistics of this one)
>Ult:
>Secondary weapon: Throwable Tomahawk short range projectiles that deal 100 damage, rearming a tomahawk takes 3 seconds to prevent spam so it should be used as a 1v1 duel escape or a pick maker in team fights
>Lore: ??
Maybe he should just be a better archer?
I wonder which gay character will be revealed today.
>>164200737
It's like tf2s sixes but upside down,instead of mobility and damage everyone goes slow
>>164200697
> woman presenter
> introduces tracer
>I get such a boner when she giggles
Where did they find her ass?
Also, DVa's VA makes the ingame model look like shit
I don't get it, is this game supposed to be difficult?
I just started playing today and I'm getting like 16 kill streaks with Roadhog and Tracer.
>>164200870
>be grill
>like a guy
>convince him to take a selfie with you
>he hoverhands so he doesn't have to touch you
You tell me, doc.
>duo queue as double support
Are we doing gods work or just annoying because we expect to get carried?
>>164201004
You're in shitter rank
If you die in your first match uninstall
>>164201007
That doesn't happen though
Hoverhanding is exclusively a beta coward phenomenon
>>164199367
"can you draw tracer, but really PISSED OFF"
yeet
>>164200905
Probably none. They just revealed that Tracer's gay like two weeks ago, why do you think they're going to do another this soon?
>Like Genji
>Am actually good on him
>Actually play with the team instead of trying to get le epic 1v6 flanks all the time
>Objective is not invisible to me
>Never overextend and spam I need healing
>Switch if they have shit that's countering me
>Only pick him on the right map/side
>Mostly wait to see what my teamcomp is like (unless it's a map I'm really good on him with)
>Rarely get to play him because of autists who lock him the second the game loads no matter what
>Everyone assumes I'm an autist if I do actually pick him and no matter how well I do (and not in the "b-but muh golds!" sense) I'll be the scapegoat if the team fails
Feels bad man. Is this how those two good Hanzo mains feel?
>>164200697
Lucio and Reaper at the con
not on stage
what the shit?
>>164200678
>x is a word because I say so
It isn't a word, slithering faggot.
>>164201184
This is how good Widows, Hanzos, Junkrats, and whatever else off-meta pick players feel right now.
There is a statistic I had never thought of before but now that I've come aware of it I realize how well it shows how much this meta and the gameplay in general sucks
The statistic is your damage per elimination. Simply divide your amount of damage dealt by the number of eliminations you have.
I have recently had games with S76 where on average I deal over 1000 damage per each elimination. That's because so large chunks of it are just shooting at Rein shield or tanks that will just get healed back to full by Ana in a second so your damage is meaningless
>>164201306
>being this inept at understanding linguistic structures
The life of a simpleton must be a rather dull experience.
>>164200697
> Michael Chu wrote pretty much all the characters' lines
that explains a lot
>>164201306
How come it can be found in dictionaries then
Besides, words can be made up. There is no authority governing language.
can wait for the epic CHINESE NEW YEAR event, because, i mean, don't we all LOVE CHINA??????????
>>164201184
A while ago, a Genji player saved me from taking a Mei icicle to the face by deflecting it back at her. Since then, I have learned that SOME Genji players are not complete faggots and they actually work with the team, so I don't immediately assume the Genji on my team will be shit.
Hang in there m8, it might get better later on.
I rarely get people complaining about me picking Sombra lately.
>pc blue screend at the start of a game and I dropped from 3530 to 3470
>couldn't rejoin because match was cancelled
RRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>164201519
Back when this game's meta was good basically every top 500 player had Genji in their 3 most played heroes, of course there are good Genji players
>>164201546
>Back when this game's meta was good
When was that?
I started playing during the Halloween event.
>>164201483
It can't and it isn't, you're autistic.
>>164201486
DID SOMEONE SAY
CHYNA?
>>164201546
>back when genji was overpowered and his ult was a guaranteed team wipe even before nanoboost was even in the game every tryhard would have genji in their most played heroes
>>164201587
Before Beyblade
>>164201483
>There is no authority governing language
Not English, anyway
French has committees and shit
>>164201486
What's the problem with it? It's no different from every other online game from developers scattered around the world having a Halloween event even when only Americans care about that shit
>>164199367
Best Korea D.Va
>>164201587
When the meta wasn't full of tankshits
>>164186854
why no dva?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDbyxQII5zo
>>164201184
There are always going to be good Genji's but you can't pick the EPIC COOL TORTURED JAPANESE CYBORG NINJA and not be associated with autistic 12 year olds
>Anubis B defense with nothing but Torb's and Symm's
>>164186572
>dislike Tracer and Mei
>log-in after months
>oh, 6 free boxes
>Mei and Tracer skin
AAAUUGHGHHHHHHH
>go play a quickmatch
>2min+ queue
>lost terrible because nobody helped me defend Mercy
And dropped again
>>164201970
>Nerf this
>tfw you will never cuddle mama widowmaker
after she punished you
>>164201970
>that fucking cunt that puts a torb turret around the left corner
>its a team mate mei blocking ults episode
>>164202040
>>dislike Tracer and Mei
>>log-in after months
>>oh, 6 free boxes
>>Mei and Tracer skin
At this point I'm pretty sure there is some truth to the theory that you are more likely to get things for the characters you play less.
>>164201324
Key difference between this guy and the Widow/Hanzo players
>Switch if they have shit that's countering me
>>164192767
>this guy actually thought Brigitte was one of torbjorn's children
l-lol
>>164202130
>Have never played Symmetra or Sombra
>Literally 0 time on both
>I have 2 legendaries for Sombra and 3 for Symmetra
>
>>164200267
sure!
this is pretty awesome
http://bestnevermade.deviantart.com/gallery/
>>164202126
how is this meme still alive
the episode thing
>>164202239
what's with all these wind waker avatars and reaction images I keep seeing lately
was the game re-released recently
>>164201372
Shield and hero damage need to be separated.
>>164202279
kyoot
>>164202279
Absolutely glorious, thank you.
Since Widowmaker/Tracer and Soldier 76/Reaper are so popular, I'd expect more of Symmetra/Lucio as well since they have the same "two sides of the same coin" antagonistic dynamic.
kek
>>164202407
A pioneer in internet culture called LeafyIsHere recently made them exceedingly popular
It also works well in the HTC Vive
These are the reasons for the resurgence in wind waker material
>>164202407
toon link makes good faces for reaction images
and yes
>never lucky on lootboxes
>make smurf acc to dick around
>6 Legendary skins, Zaryas emote and 3 epic skins in first 10 boxes
>>164202540
>>164202540
Yeah but they're brown
>>164202540
Except Symmetra/Lucio isn't nearly as popular. I'd compare it to Tracer/Sombra.
>hated zenyatta
>start playing him anyway
>rek everyone
>gold in damage, gold in damage, gold in healing
so this is the secret to winning huh
>try to play Zarya for the first time
>round starts, get to payload, shield a blue dude, shoot some red dudes
>30% energy, it's cool, we're getting a hold of this
>15 seconds later melted by enemy Zarya with already full charge
>>164202540
nah
lucio/dva and jr/sym
>make a massive comeback in 1v1 and win the game
>calls me a cuck and tells me to git gud
ok "Genji"
>duplicate leggos refund only 200c still
FUCKING
WHY
How can one company be this jewish
>>164202735
jump into big sources of damage and save teammates going into those
>>164202592
>It also works well in the HTC Vive
Wait, what?
>>164186572
How accurate is this:
Main skills:
>Cooldown Management
>Strategic thinking
>Mindgames
Play Tank
Main skills:
>Positioning
>Sightline awareness
>Ult economy management
Play Support
Main skills:
>Aiming
>Target prioritization
>Fast reflexes
Play DPS
>>164203126
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oqi3Ex9lBCI
>>164203587
This is a Christian image board, delet that Omnigger porn at once!
>>164201375
>must be
Must it? Fucking try-hard retard.
>>164203652
>playing rein
>losing on hollywood defense
>they're on the last stretch
>accidental charge instead of firestrike
>whole enemy team is in front of the cart, they clump up to take me down
>right before I reach them, ana boosts me
>mfw
>bowlingballhittingpins.wav
>Get hooked as squishy
>Die instantly
>Hook squishy
>They have like 50hp left
I want to have sex with Hana Song and have her shout " Gee Gee!!!" everytime she climaxes
>>164204284
>see a reaper waping
>hook them the second they stop
blizzard sure is shitting on healers man
I won 8 placement matches out of 10 with like 6 stomps and I only rank Platinum despite always healing between 25 and 35% of my team's dmg
Ana's VA
>>164204563
no, healers get high ranks easily, you just suck
placements dont matter as much as you think, its mostly done by your hidden mmr
>>164203854
>>164204625
why do I suck then
I don't die often at all and am literally always doing something relevant
I ranked 67 in the first season
>>164204707
your stats compare unfavorably to other players playing your hero
you dont win enough
or you dont play enough
>>164204593
Doesn't look like a sand nig but an american house mom
>>164190921
>that Widowmaker
What the fuck.
>>164204284
>hook ana
>she has discord
>m1 her dead centre
>she takes half damage
>>164204797
I probably don't play enough then, probably like 5 hours of overwatch per week
but I'm using Mercy maybe that's the issue
Best VA
>>164190921
So, Pharah was originally a miniature Metal Gear RAY?
How many things are wrong with this picture?
>>164199367
just a genderswap to end it
I'll try and be back later to get some more requests
>>164204996
one. You died twice.
>>164200697
metzen voiced bastion
>>164204821
kind of, but she's egyptian
>>164204284
>hook other roadhog
>two shots and he's dead
>hook Mercy
>5 hp left after a headshot and hook melee
>they immediately start recovering HP instead of it waiting 3 seconds and run away
>they have full health by the time they move 5 inches away
>>164189859
The trash
>>164205160
Now you can say that's Hana all you want but all I see is Roadhog being recruited by Korea.
>>164205151
The delay is no 1 second instead of 3.
Reminder
Our Medic>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>your nurse
>>164193425
Reminds me of this.
>have like 1/6th the unlocks for each character
>every box I open is 2/4 to 4/4 duplicates
fucking bullshit christ
>>164194880
she wasn't split off from zarya
she just had an early design with a huge ice cannon that they decided against because zarya already had a huge cannon
>>164204284
>stable 60 fps 15 ping
>get hooked as full hp dva
>get 2shotted before I can start up DM or fly away
>get hooked as tracer/ana/mercy/soldier/reaper/mcree/lucio
>just die
>hook soldier
>he has his field up, fired rockets and got me down to <150hp before I can land a second shot
>hook genji
>he bounces away before I can do any damage
>hook mei
>iceblocked before I can do any damage
>hook reaper
>he starts bunnyhopping and melts me down
>hook mercy
>she has plenty of time to casually fly away
>>164191396
I love memri tv.
>>164205443
The amount of sprays is ludicrous but what's even more ludicrous is how many fucking dupes I get despite there being eleventy-billion sprays.
>>164205476
If you're good at Genji you can actually deflect the shoot right after a hook and wear a hog down pretty well.
>>164200697
> what do you think your heroes do in their free time
Rein's VA: pumping iron and listening to Haselhof
based Rein
NEW SPRAYS WHEN???
>>164205405
egyptian granny>jet set radio dude>yourMedic>>>>>>>>>that angelic bitch
>>164205639
Nice misinfo
There is a window of opportunity that lets Hog shoot anyone before they can respond
If you play Tracer, Genji or Ana the correct response to being hooked is to hold down E, but that only works if the Hog fucks up the timing on his combo
>Play Mystery heroes cause its the only currently fun arcade mode
>wait 5 minutes to get into a game
>get steamrolled within 5 minutes or waste 10+ minutes trying to get through an unbreakable defense
>repeat
>>164204886
yes, those are both issues. mercy is by far the worst support and even if you get good resses chances are it doesnt win you the fight, and outside of resses compared to ana lucio or zen you are worthless
>it's another "my team gets locked down by a hanzo and a pharah" episode
>>164205856
Is Mercy the Valkyrie that will lead our boys to Valhalla? WITNESS ME!
>you will never be a member of Team Talon
>>164201184
Being a good Reaper feels similar, though there's enough decent reapers that you don't immediately get shit on just for running him.
>harass
>contest points in wraith form
>don't teleport right into the other team to get ganked
>bully/harass flankers and supports
>sneak up and stomp hanzo/widow/Ana in the back lines
>stomp Rhine when they're out of position or made a bad charge
>hard counter turret users
>get in enemy's face to get them out of position
>actually use ult usefully
>know when to back down and how to self sustain so you're not drawing heals away from the group
Baffles me how many Reaper players don't seem to get how useful he can be for the team. Shotguns are cool but they're not the whole kit ffs.
Bad reapers actually resemble bad genjis quite a bit.
Not the biggest fan of DVa but this is cool as fuck
>>164205961
MEDIOCRE
>>164205790
Mystery queue gets buggy, if you get kicked out of a match due to insufficient players, you'll need to cancel and reset queue. Also reset if it goes higher than about 1:30 or so.
>>164200697
> Reinhardt is channeling his dad
> DVa getting tons of gremlin fanart
>>164205989
These guys are just a trio of people who got fucked by life. I can't even hate them as villains. Reaper's and Widow's lives in particular are pure suffering. And Sombra just wants to be their friend but is an autistic internet geek who can't into social.
>>164205405
Oh hey look I found the poor spanish kid that doesn't understand the differences between Team fortress 2 and Overwatch. Hey fucko ye think you could just head back 2 playing paladins or Team fortress 2 or whatever shitty fps games poor fags play? You're kinda making yourself look like a idiot right now like most Team fortress 2 fanboys when they talk about Overwatch.
remember hyäveln’hu
>>164206353
There should be more of Talon
>>164206641
Check out Talon Friends ontumblr. Its a funny silly webcomic.
Fuck it Im actually gonna play the dps today
>>164206641
I hope that future animated shorts take themselves less seriously, I want goofy humorous adventures with these characters, not attempts of emotional hero stories, like S76's short.
>>164206641
>Sombra's meme personality
>Reaper's absurd edge
Fucking hilarious dynamic imo.
>>164206876
I guess I am an edgelord because Alive is my favourite short by far. Watching Tracer, the most lively and joyful character, get demolished emotionally and physically by the smug fuck that is Widow made me cheer.
>>164205771
Someone's mad.
>When you sleep dart a charging reinhardt and he still smashes you into the wall
120 ticks when blizzard ???
What did she mean by this?
How to have fun
>make new account
>pick roadhog
Playing against noobs is too fucking funny.
Any good smurf stories I can wet my beak with?
>>164205771
Lucio>>>>>>your favorite character
"Reinhardt, I must say you are looking quite well. This life must agree with you"
"And you are looking as lovely as ever."
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME
>>164191558
Was this the BET edition?
>>164207983
That doesn't mean he's Pharah's father.
It means Ana was a gigantic slut and the official bicycle of the older Overwatch.
Something to piss off the tf2fags
>>164207949
Speaking of Lucio, what's everyone think of DSP stankys Lucio? His movement is amazing and his boops are funny, but is it just me or does he heal no one? I don't get how he ranked up so much without getting heals
>>164208089
I'm not complaining about what could be interpreted.
I'm complaining about the fact that I hear this voiceline almost every single game
>>164207470
I think Reaper's spirit animal is an owlHim being edgy is just funny to me, never cringeworthyOnly his xxxdarkkillerxxx fans make me cringe
>>164208148
HOLY SHIT
what's wrong with the scout 'ere?
>>164201117
I'm beta as fuck and even I don't hoverhand. How is that a thing?
>>164207983
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE CLASSICS?
I LOOOOVE HASSELHOFF!!!
HAVE YOU HEEEARD NIGHT ROCKER?!?!?!I'm so sick of playing Lucio please save me
help, i can't stop playing ana
>>164208558
I feel you
But he's just too good to not play him
>>164208374
its the fanmade femscout
>>164208359
>>164208558
They'd literally have to remove a skill to make him not outclass someone.
Can you get skins without opening boxes?
>>164208620
D.sgusting
>>164208549
Dunno it's disgusting
>>164208359
Reaper needs a bird
Birds make everything better
>>164208558
Just play him agressive, it's fun
>>164192605
>best mice for fps
>not zowie
i see you owtards still have a lot to learn still from us gotards
>>164208898
His weapon is absolute pure fucking garbage, there is no point, feeding the enemy isn't "fun".
>Played for like 2 hours in a duo queue with my buddy
>Won all games and went from 2580 to 2823
feels good man
>>164208220
He's a god at playing Lucio as a hit and run hero, but that's about it. He doesn't really use Lucio as a real support, and a result he's pretty much a one trick pony. He's said so himself. Still, like I said, he's insanely good at playing Lucio in that way and I admire him for that.
>>164208996
I'm using this one for well over 3 years now
Can't really complain for around 20 bucks
>>164209059
Image indicates someone got a little carried
>>164209057
You really can't feed in OW, the only thing it does is give the enemy some ego and takes you out for a bit
>>164209152
You will just end up feeding the enemy ult charge and make your team fight 5v6 constantly if you even remotely try anything aggresive with Lucio.
I used to play him fucking A LOT, I know him well, he is just not fucking fun.
brrr
>tfw push everyone off the point as ult winston in overtime
>>164209417
That art is so shitty it isn't even funny
>>164209384
I don't know your rank but in diamond people still don't kill me easily so I solo their dps a lot, probably will not work in master but still fun.
>>164208220
>>164209076
Lucio's healing isn't great to begin with and unless the situation is dire enough there's much more value in speed boost
Better to let the Ana or whoever take care of it and charge her ult
>>164209384
Pretty much this,
also as soon as you die, you team doesn't have a healer anymore.
Why have a second healer if we have Lucio ammiright guys? Haha
>>164209417
WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY WAIFU
>>164209417
I want to lick herabs.
>>164209150
Might have been so when I played Mercy, but I also played Phara and some Mei so it was all around a good time.
>>164209679
Co-op is always a good time
>>164208089
>Not taking the freebie of "Olderwatch"
It's like you don't even like shitty puns. Come on, man.
>>164209679
>ywn kiss Mei's cute chubby face
Who else is done with comp?
I'm getting sick of carring my team, I rather dick around in qp.
Atleast there people can aim
>>164210064
>I'm getting sick of carring my team
>>164209417
>>164210064
*carrying
Only for you >>164210184 ,
Mr. greenfrog
>>164209908
>>164210048
>>164210184
>>164200309
She's gay, anon.
>>164210048
Sorry, sorry sorry!
>>164210275
>>164210419
Dumb weebposter.
Stop sexualizing Mercy.
>>164209671
doesn't everyone
>>164205789
>There is a window of opportunity that lets Hog shoot anyone before they can respond
How/when? Just spam click m1?
>>164210636
No, my waifu is a sexual tyrannosaur.
>>164210636
maybe she should stop being such a massive slut then
>>164210801
Hold M1 after the hook and you will shoot before the victim's stun wears off.
reaching image limit
new thread:
>>164210904
happy new year from nipland
here's to a 2017 filled withMADA MADA
>>164210792
>>164210636
>implying she doesn't want it after wearing that costume
You're why girls wonder where all the real men went :^)
>>164211063
>>164210870
>>164210921
Stop.
>>164210636
Mercy is trash 'tho
I don't play on pc. I was watching a stream last night and a guy in the top 500 lost his shit when he was paired up with some guy who was GM or top 500. He said something along the lines of "if you act the least bit toxic I'm fucking done".
Are there well known cry babies, trolls/"toxic" people at such a high level? Is this a common thing?
>>164186721
>no Mei, when Mei can be used on koth to isolate Reinhardts from their team and close off the choke point to delay capping for teams with low-mobility comps
t. meta slave
>>164212469
>FUCK YOU, YOU ARE NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO MAKE CLUTCH MEI PLAYS VIABLE, AND SHE IS NOT """""""""""""""""DPS"""""""""""""""""
>>164189547
>>164190062
Just got Hack the Planet last night, get at me
>>164190731
Use her on maps with tight spaces; keep a Reinhardt/D.va in front of you, pop out from behind the shield/matrix to use your bubble, build charge, and then go behind the shield/matrix to deal damage. I find the map she works best on is Watchpoint: Gibraltar on attack.
I just discovered a new strat, though I'm not sure how effective this is.
>pick Lucio as sole hero in a retarded team comp that doesn't pick any support
>play like DSPStanky
>randomly shift between speed boost and healing like a madman
>this actually helps against flanking genji and reaper if you do have aiming down
>get as far as you can with the payload, but do your best also
>watch as on your next round somebody autolocks lucio because you did a """"shitty"""" job
>lock on another supporthappy new year from where I'm from! hope you have a fantastic day
>Spend money to this while you have free PALADINS...
>>164209057
This >>164208898
I did this and just went ham with the speed boost. Lucio's kit is actually pretty fucking good. His mobility makes up for his damage, which in reality, isn't actually that bad. As long as you got positioning down, and have good reflexes, you'd be the one killing flankers most of the time.
>>164213459
you're trying to prove to nobody but yourself that, aren't you
>>164213662
I have free fun you have costly frustration, arent you?
>>164213779
no i only play qp
>>164211728
Iddqd and Kephrii are the first ones that come to mind
>>164195931
I really like the idea of this character desu
How broken is the combo of Torbjorn and Symmetra right now? Holy shit. Just dominated on defense in Hanamura with the two of them.
>>164214265
>Hanamura
that's why, the map is complete fucking trash and horrible to attack on
>>164186572
Which champions counter Winston?
>>164214265
Depends on the players. Also,
>Hanamura
>>164200116
p-papa m2?
>>164214265
against a team without any semblance of coordination? Very broken.Symmetra's dick sucking beam is pretty fucking broken against characters without any escape mechanism. That range is a fucking joke.
>>164215736
I know, right, nerf it to one meter and have it break contact after two seconds and not connect again for two more seconds.
>>164215736
t. Zen player
You have to understand your surroundings better, getting a feel for how people will flank is a huge aspect of the game
how exactly do you use Tracer's ult
>>164216029
Zip in, toss it on someone, zip out. It's instakill on anyone and everyone if you stick it to them.
>>164215961
>>164215964
Everything is broken when it kills me. That's pretty much it.
>>164216029
>>164216181
it does 400 damage in a small aoe, you stick it on a tank and even though it wont kill the tank if the squishies are clsoe then they die
>>164215964
Except it's actually broken. A weapon that can hit through walls is broken.
You have bad advice anyway
>>164216371
It'll kill Zarya at full health if she doesn't have her bubble ready. God knows I've had that happen many times, at least half the time the Tracer ended up killing herself along with me.
>>164215964
Stop being a douchebag
>>164216667
That was genuine advice, though. Not worth getting riled up over.
>>164216531
I agree, Hanzo's Ultimate should be removed.
I wish it was easier to know what direction I'm being hit from
>>164216914
>A weapon that can hit through walls is broken.
Is this not what you just said?
>>164217638
How is it bait? Weapons that hit through walls are bad, right? If you're going to rage about Symm's weapon turning corners, you should rage about an attack that goes through absolutely everything.
>>164218104
(You)
Mercy is perfection, but I'm better at Zenyatta.
Who should I pick when my team is missing a healer?Coming from a quick-play-only skub at the moment, only recently got the game
>>164219626
I'd say Lucio since his survivability is a lot higher than the other healers, Zen heals too slowly for solo heal. If you're confident with Ana use her for most healing potential.
>>164196628
This guy is pretty much the MVP of overwatch
>>164220437
I'm pretty shite with Jet Set Jamaica, but that's some sound advice so I guess I'll try him more often
How did blizzard manage to kill such a fun concept?
They made everything they could about lucio boring. Even his personality is boring. His modern day life 's boring
why are you still here?
can anyone help me out with my placements matches?