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Semi-regular reminder that Toufool pumped a load of cum into Adrian's mouth and she swallowed.
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Can we talk speedrunning please? or move the gen to lgbt...
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>>164154837
worst serg image ever
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give me a good speed stream pwease?
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>>164155052
exposed as a grind fish
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>>164154837
best serg image ever
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>>164154503
>what would a general know about speedrunning
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>>164154503
dumb smelly sergite makes the same dumb post again
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>>164156591
god damn cucks saying "it's not because you're a tranny"
just say the fucking truth
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>>164156914
>i can't believe people are more tolerant than i am
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>>164157323
tolerant = marxist
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>>164157520
This mindset is beyond retarded.
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>>164157520
are you high?
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https://twitter.com/ThatMG2/status/814883526122373121
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>>164154837
which way does the chart go? are you saying that trannies evolve into gadget gophers?

oh fuck i think i e x p o s e d myself as a mapper mole
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PB will be WR
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>>164158865
This fag is dating a tranny who posts nudes on his alt.
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>>164158865
https://twitter.com/ClarisRobyn/status/814921690694189057
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>>164159393
>living life on easy mode is pretty great
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>>164159393
pussy strats
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tfw no gender-fluid daddy
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Recommend a non-shit speedgame.
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The Good Gamer Stigma
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>>164159393
>looks like a guy
>sounds like a guy
>has a dick
>throwing on a wig magically makes you a girl
???
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Did mg and miles share some Soylent or something
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Narcissa identifies as a woman, therefore she is a woman.
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OK, it's been 2 hours and nobody has updated the official tranny list to include MG2. Where the hell is the tranny-obsessed freak when you need him?
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>>164166079
If I identify as black, am I an African?
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>>164168854
Race is a construct like gender, you're only African if you were born on the continent of Africa.
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>>164169006
Go tell that to an actual black person you racist.
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>>164162865
eek the cat
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>tfw unprovoked autistic rage
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>>164169692
why is a God Gamer talking like that about some low life grindamoeba?
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>>164171252
>amoebaposter is a jadin/krystal nuthugger

pottery
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>>164171365
>anon is too autistic to take a joke
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>>164171606
I think that guy is genuinely autistic enough to have that cognitive dissonance though. normally it would be a clear joke
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Are we almost ready to incorporate serg into another general?

Or move to a new board entirely?
/lgbt/?
/r9k/?
/pol/?
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>>164172103
dump serg to s4s
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>>164172103
LGBT or s4s or trash preferably
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>>164162865
montezuma's return
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>trihex has lost 70 lives to one mememaker level

o_o;

why did an esports organisation sign this guy again?
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>>164173751
cause he was kind of popular 4 years ago and he had a world record at some point
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>>164173751
why not
>proven to be easy to manipulate
>has no real commitment to anything and just rakes in cash playing shitty romhacks and phone games
>when he starts to dip in viewers again they will just drop him and nobody will even remember
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>>164172560
Would be better with proper mouselook
Monty source port when
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@164175478
>shitty romhacks
The Romhack Stigma is real
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>>164176504
>romhack stigma
>super metroid meme romhack is accepted
>yoshi meme romhack is rejected
dis nigga ever thought mayb its a 'trihex stigma'?
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why does srg hate trihex?
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Sellout faggot
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thanks
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now fuck off
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i was thinking about talking about speedrunning though
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not yet dad
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but i really had some interesting topics
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i said NOW
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o-okay
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Is your white son being lured into a lifetime of procrastination and degeneracy by an emerging force on the Internet known as "speedrunning"?

Find out in a new documentary critics are heralding as "a watershed moment in investigative journalism"

Sexual Deviancy in the Speedrunning Community: An Inside Look
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>>164178786
>trying to make himself blacker
KEK
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>7 posts early
elin

simplee elin
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>>164181363
i want to FUCK an elin
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>>164182127
same tbqh
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>>164182729
Glenn is a tiny dicked hater BAKA
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>>164178786
Tfw you become your girlfriend's little manlet doll that she can try makeup on
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A bullet.
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>>164159948
it's called marathon safe strats
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>>164186485
In the head.
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>>164187486
Of every.
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>>164187528
Tranny freak.
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>>164186621
https://youtu.be/WLWu4V56q10?t=1008
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>klasky-csupo
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>>164187584
Except for me.
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>>164158892
>american education
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DO. NOT. BULLY. NARCI !
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>>164176792
>super metroid meme romhack is accepted
What do you mean by this?
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OFFICIAL LIST OF SPEEDRUNNING TRANNY NUTTERS
Cronikeys
soe
Krystal
Narci
dancingscarecow
yadra121
EnchantressofNumbers
Nickynoel
CrystalBeauty
EeveeSpirit
Kartseven
AzuraSarah
JackieDaggers
Emily Brooks
Withelde
Protomagicalgirl
tegangibby
Sagev3
Mewyabby
MissFantastic
superaliceinwonderland
transFaerie
runnee22
orcastraw
MilesSMB
Hazel_
Cyberdemon
Littlenino
emeraldaly
abootoo
ThatMG2
TheMageling

CURED
Missy

Add to this, if someone is missing!
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>>164194367
Me
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Is there anyone on /srg/ who is a more successful speedrunner than Narcissa Wright?
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>>164195820
not me
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If you can WR in your game without having at least a 2:1 practice to runs ratio, your speedgame is a joke.
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>>164201817
You don't speedrun. There is not a single optimized game that allows you to do this.
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>>164203093
ooh ooh aah aah
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>>164203093
>There is not a single optimized game that allows you to do this.
Yes there are, you fucking dunce.

SMB1, an absurdly optimized game, allows you to do this. Darbian practices for like 20 minutes per 4 hours of attempts.

SSBMstuff doesn't practice either and has a WR in one of the most competitive PS1 games.
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>>164203891
You realize in games you "completed" learning, it's more important to do runs than IL practice? Especially late game experience under pressure is a big factor, but even then doing ILs is vastly different to a single segment RTA setting. It's a different mentality among other things. Also, saying runs isn't practice is absolutely fucking retarded.
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>>164205039
>You realize in games you "completed" learning, it's more important to do runs than IL practice?

Only in games that are piss easy. You never "complete" learning a game like SM64 because movement is almost endlessly refinable, which makes IL practice almost endlessly important.

Every single improving SM64 runner practices more than they do runs, with the exception of maybe cheese and puncayshun, who have largely stopped improving despite not even being remotely close to the movement skill ceiling.

>Especially late game experience under pressure is a big factor, but even then doing ILs is vastly different to a single segment RTA setting.

That's what late game segment practice is for, dipshit.

>Also, saying runs isn't practice is absolutely fucking retarded.

It's the least efficient type of practice.
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>>164205792
>with the exception of maybe cheese and puncayshun, who have largely stopped improving despite not even being remotely close to the movement skill ceiling.
which is why toastrider will expose them soon enough
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>>164205792
even cheese and puncayshun have done more IL and segment practice in their SM64 careers than runs. significantly more. viewers only see the work they put in on stream, not the work they put in off stream.

since most speedgames can eventually reward spamming runs without practicing, people who don't run the game think SM64 must work the same way.

if you want to see what happens in SM64 when you spam runs without practicing, check out biinny. 1:49 in 120 star, and a 48 in 70 star (an easy category) after over 4 years and 15,000 hours of daily run spam.
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>>164205792
>mentions SM64
Confirmed stream monster.

Do some speedrunning before you voice your worthless opinions.
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>>164206776
>my beloved grindmonkey is doing more IL practice after an 8 hour grind session, I know this for a fact, pls believe me!!1
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>>164205792
>You never "complete" learning a game like SM64
You never "complete" learning any game, retard. Learn how speedrunning works.
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>>164194367
holy shit. i remember back when this llist only had withelde on it.
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>>164209240
with so many people getting EXPOSED it's easy to see why the list of FREAKS keeps growing
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>>164207915
>he hasn't completely learned solitaire
fuck dude why are you here
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Who is the Kayne West of speedrunning?
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>>164207915
>You never "complete" learning any game, retard.
Of course you can. In many games you just have to learn all the strats and there's literally no depth beyond that.

>my beloved grindmonkey is doing more IL practice after an 8 hour grind session, I know this for a fact, pls believe me!!1

They don't really practice like that anymore, which is why they've mostly stopped improving. A year ago, though, cheese would practice for 8 hours in a day followed by 3-4 hours or so of attempts. He spent the vast majority of his gameplay hours doing IL practice for the first year and a half of running the game. I know this for a fact because you could literally see him in the tinychat doing it.
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>>164194367
cured? you cured one? what happened
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Who's the Pibe Valderrama of speedrunning?
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>>164211491
they have stopped improving because of their good times you fucking idiot.
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Who is the Van Darkholme of speedrunning?
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>>164211641
Trihex

>>164211976
Puncayshun
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Who's the Luu Trong Lu of speedrunning?
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>>164211898
Except that's not true. People said that exact same thing about honey and Siglemic.

Cheese and Puncayshun aren't even near the skill ceiling of SM64.
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>>164213201
god i wish siglemic would come back to sm64 properly and not in a biiny "i only play this for the money" way

if only he wasnt ousted for that fetish way back wed still have god tier sm64 to watch
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>>164211491
Like every passive participant you overestimate the depth and skill ceiling of the game you fanboy over. There aren't that many inputs. It doesn't require that much practice. Everyone has their ups and down, and you can't magically reach 100% consistency. The simple formula to follow is that once you feel you're comfortable with something, there's no point overpracticing. You just need confidence during runs.
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>>164215579
>It doesn't require that much practice.
Compared to genuinely impressive skills like musicianship or sports, you're right, it doesn't.

But compared to other speedgames, yes it absolutely does.
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>>164215579
but nkr says practice ils until you can reach wr standard then get wr?
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>>164215745
if that's so useful then why is he only third in klonoa?
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>>164215745
I'd say practice until WR standard, then do runs to improve consistency. Then iron out flaws in your game through practice, but don't overpractice for hours a day. Speedrunning is always a gamble and you need confidence first.
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>>164215579
>Like every passive participant you overestimate the depth and skill ceiling of the game you fanboy over.
I do speedrun, but I don't speedrun SM64. I don't even particularly like SM64 as a video game. It's just obviously the most difficult speedgame to optimize.
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>>164216721
No its not lol
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>>164216885
Actually, it is. But I'm curious, what game do you believe is more difficult to optimize?
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narcissa is kill
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https://twitter.com/narcissawright/status/815063250630914048
So narcissa was the headcrab face poster...
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i would impregnate kazooiegirl if she were willing.
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"SM64 isn't the most difficult game to optimize." - guy with no understanding of how the game is optimized.

https://youtu.be/KMh18pb0A4o
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>>164217672
>watch the video
>imagine for a good moment that's how speedrunning is perceived through the eyes of a 12 year old
>realize the video was made by the actual top runner of the game
SM64 is truly the biggest fucking joke.
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>>164203891
SSBMstuff is a grind monkey though
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>>164219934
>imagine for a good moment that's how speedrunning is perceived through the eyes of a 12 year old
what does that even mean lol

god you're reaching hard.
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grind monkey grind
oh you have been exposed
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oh man, i just poached the daily, weekly, monthly AND yearly world records!
now i'm just 2 minutes off the wr!
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now i am just
an exposed grind monkey
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how do we expunge the mentally ill from speedrunning?
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>>164221969
him look like ResiEvil
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>almost 2017
>trannykeys is still not in the loony bin

lol?
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Super Metroid My Singleroom Compilation 2017
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>ywn be cronikeys boyfriend
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>>164224863
>tfw (you) will never be my boyfriend
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>>164224863
>ywn date a mentally ill subversive
feels good!
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wasnt there some post about krystal doing individual rooms for like 14 hours a day for 8 years and that justified why he could stream like 3 attempts on emulator and miraculously set a new wr? then he got btfo by xelna and mysteriously stopped streaming or posting anywhere. really makes you think
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>F-Zero GX Stream

Time for Comfy
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meows the type of nigga who dont break down his cardboard
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>>164231345
no
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>tfw I'm the best sm64 player here
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>>164231345
it was proven krystal spliced runs together and then streamed the spliced run to make it look like a single run. after being exposed he had a complete meltdown and "left" speedrunning. however, being an attention whore that he is, he can't resist coming back and trying to start drama in the zelda community.
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>>164245926
what's your time?
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>>164246149
people literally checked her runs meticulously for any evidence of splicing and they found none. 0 (ZERO). NADA. so your just making SHIT up to make her look bad.
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>>164246415
shut up jadin
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at this point, krystal could very well be yet another rwhitegoose alt account.
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>>164246649

you mean *the* cowen hames is not real? what the heck!!
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twitch.tv
luzbelheim

get in here boys!
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tfw I'm the best super Metroid prime player here
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>tfw I'm the best xiang jiao chuan player here
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Who is the Amanda Nunes of speedrunning?
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>>164217672
you know what this game reminds me of? undertale
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Who is the Hugo Chavez of speedrunning?
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>>164194367
you know what this list reminds me of? undertale
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you know what this thread reminds me of? undertale
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>>164191640
>>164191045
you know what this tranny reminds me of? undertale
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>>164203360
you know what this grindmonkey reminds me of? undertale
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>>164237873
you know what this exposing reminds me of? undertale
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>>164211432
>>164211641
>>164211976
>>164212349
you know what this meme reminds me of? undertale
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>>164205792
you know what this shitpost reminds me of? undertale
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>>164249331
Thanks for the late response!
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>>164154837
you know what this autism reminds me of? undertale
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>>164165347
you know what this stigma reminds me of? undertale
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>>164249560

you know what the late response reminds me of? undertale
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>>164249829
you know what de hippie spacing reminds me of? undertale
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>>164181363
>>164182729
you know what this anime reminds me of? undertale
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the FUCK is going on in here
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you know what undertale reminds me of? medievil
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>>164221297
you know what this pb reminds me of? undertale
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>>164250180
you know what this gay shit reminds me of? undertale
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>>164245926
you know what cheese05 reminds me of? undertale
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>>164194367
you know what this tranny nutter reminds me of? undertale
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>>164250149

is this a jojo reference?
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>>164250180
you know what deleting your own post reminds me of? undertale
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>>164250729
you know what de jojo spacing reminds me of? undertale
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you know what headaches remind me of? undertale
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you know what this numbness in my arm reminds me of? undertale
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you know what crippling loneliness reminds me of? undertale
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you know what a loaded shotgun reminds me of? undertale
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you know what speedrunning reminds me of?
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>>164251494
________________________undertale
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The Undertale Gaming Stigma
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hmu with a good speed stream ive had enough
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The Asgore Daddy Stigma
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So when are we Speedrunning Cyberbots: Full Metal Madness?
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I refuse to transition at agdq
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it's the current year
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MARCO IS SWEATING
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and we STILL haven't done a speedrun of Cyberbots: Full Metal Madness
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Happy new year, /srg/.
Best wishes and PBs to all.
I love you.
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>>164253510
Faggots aren't allowed in 2017
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>>164253702
Guess I won't see you around then, rip.
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>>164253510
s e c o n d a r y s h i t
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>Yu-Gi-Oh! FM female% speedruns
EXARION TOO
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Trannies stay in 2016
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>>164253702
downwording this post!
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trannies for oven
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>>164255648
except for me
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cronikeys who is your boyfriend
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>>164255895
he's married to delusion
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>>164255964
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more like trannykeys
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Who is the Cosmo of speedrunning?
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Quien es el Perro Aguayo del speedrunning?
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>>164258751
squid
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and a medi new year
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tfw I'm the best iidx player in the thread
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i said, and a medi new year
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>>164260992
y-you too!
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SERG dies tongith
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a BULLET in the HEAD of EVERY disgusting tranny FREAK
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i wonder when serg will die
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>>164259524
Who died after a friend fucked up a run?
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>>164262601
except for me
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>>164262601
especially trannykeys
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>>164263794
die nutter
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>streaming on new year's eve

lol?
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>posting on serg on new year's eve

LOL?
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>being on the internet on new year's eve
I'M LAUGHING SO MUCH RIGHT NOW?
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>being an american
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Lol?
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>lol?posting at all

lol?
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does anyone still have the SGDQ15 bridesmaids video? thanks
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>cincinasty says hello to fniure in chat
>fniure doesn't even respond
lol?
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O_O
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>>164268729
he's smart, he knows to avoid the succubus
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Happy new years /srg/
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>>164269175
but he literally fell for her already, anon...
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serg legitimately dies this year

screencap this post
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>>164269130
>de headcrab face
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>>163763753
>>163764015

word
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>>164269301
Done
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>>164269612
why even bother replying? the guy who made that post probably died of old age lol
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my new years resolution is to become a career streamer
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my new years resolution is to kill speedrunning!
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my new years resolution is to put a BULLET in the HEAD of EVERY disgusting tranny FREAK
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>>164271101
especially trannykeys
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>tfw too many eggrolls
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>agdq 2017
>bunch of absolute shit games no one cares about or wants to watch
>various shitty indie games released on steam in 2016 and 2015, blatantly just an ad spot disguised as a speedrun
>fucking undertale as the last game, the undigested nut on top of the shitpile

it finally went to absolute trash.
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>>164271789
dang college kids filling me up with fake vomit while i slept, just pranking bros
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>>164269612
give it 5 more years
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except cronikeys
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>>164271897
>undertale as the last game
please GOD no
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>>164274827
>undertale as the last game
please SCIENCE yes
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>>164275078
>undertale as the last game
please NOTHING maybe
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNhMQPFgljU
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>>164277161
>"you don't see me e-begging"
>first 3 links in his description are his patreon, paypal and amazon wishlist
lmao
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Just got 43:21 100% run on Mega Man X a new PB for me.
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>>164277773
huh? it's not the same
>Please like, comment, subscribe. Check out the patreon, the NEW REWARDS to help you grow your show and mine together! Thanks for watching have a good one!
he first asks people to like comment or subscribe, THEN he only INVITES them to CHECK his patreon.
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A week away until the cringe begins again haHAA
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIC8JQTUEEQ
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let's kick cancer's butt!

special shoutouts to ennopp
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>too late to buy agdq tickets
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Greetings from Germany!

Save the frames, Kill the animals!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsW9bo0AGIE
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>>164281857
>>164281950
Other women should be concerned that /ourgirl/ Narci is going to snap up all the available hunks! There won't be any of us left for the other ladies ;-)
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>>164282452
lol k
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>tfw exposed
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>>164280402
just go there and steal some gay nerds badge
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>>164283842
A seven hour drive gamble?
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>bird
>monkey
>squid

what do these three animals have in common?
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>>164283865
its not a gamble. just beat them up.
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>>164283912
all of them are involved in the obsessed crusader's obsessed posts
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>>164271897
now that twitch uses sure stream ads, gdq jew crew is going to run them a lot at agdq and make a ton of money. can't wait to see all the people complaining about being forced to watch unblockable ads after every run.
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Where agdq schedule boys hit me up
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2017. The year of the chicken. The year of Billy.
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www twitch tv/narcissawright

is she, dare I say it, /ourgirl/?
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I came here to laugh at fucking Undertale being the last game this AGDQ.
don't worry I didn't bump
enjoy a peaceful death
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>>164295109
Cosmo just end it
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>>164300003
why didnt you
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>>164295109
my girlfriend is back
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first multiplayer gta mission, 2 transvestites and a hipster
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>>164298375
>Undertale being the last game this AGDQ.
just let speedrunning die
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>>164287409
if you were geniunely sick, take the day off, the only reason a post like this exists is for fake sympathy
>>
soooo, is mike uyama back?
it's even such a loooooooooooooooooooooooong time since he had to take his leave
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>>164302881
hes taken all the money and ran
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>>164298375
>>164302675
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>>164306182
is this toufool
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>>164298375
>>164298375
It didn't have to end like this.
You could have prevented this.
You only had to listen.
>>
Narcissa
>spent new years alone in their apartment probably masturbating and fucking their own ass
>nobody to talk to except nuthuggers in chat
>listens to all this garbage upbeat music to uphold the guise of happiness
>eternally fixated on speedrunning as a distraction as he wastes the last of his youth doing nothing, accomplishing nothing, and transitioning into nothing
>>
>>164307481
hes just waiting out transhumanism man. 4d gender chess
>>
you know what the new year reminds me of? undertale
>>
>undertale
what the h*ck, where's the 8 hour JRPG run?
>>
>agdq 2017
>bunch of absolute shit games no one cares about or wants to watch
>various shitty indie games released on steam in 2016 and 2015, blatantly just an ad spot disguised as a speedrun
>fucking undertale as the last game, the undigested nut on top of the shitpile

it finally went to absolute trash.
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>>164311024
gdq has very rarely had real speedruns in it
>>
>>164311459
nowhere did i mention that being any of the bad things, but good point, there is also less real speedruns and it's starting to be a shitty let's play marathon
>>
>>164311459
what's a real speedrun?

i didn't know there could be fake speedruns.
>>
>agdq 2017
>bunch of absolute great games everyone cares about and wants to watch
>various terrific indie games released on steam in 2016 and 2015, bigly just tremendous success presented as a speedrun
>tremendous undertale as the last game, the terrific cherry on top of the success

it finally went to absolute based.
>>
>agdq 2017
>bunch of games
>various indie games
>a game as the last game
it finally went to something
>>
Where's kazooieposter when you need him?
>>
>>164311682
Games that require skill like Ape Escape
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>>164312359
What does skill have to do with speedrunning?
>>
IS CRONIKEYS A VIRGIN?
>>
>>164312617
no, he already got his neghole pozzed
>>
>>164312724
oh she didn't want to get pregnant the first time?
>>
>>164311024
Just flew over the schedule and most games are non-indie. Your post also reminds me of undertale.
>>
>>164312617
he's mentally ill
>>
why would anyone care about the game selection of GDQ as a whole when they basically just rotate the same games around and shove in casual things and indieshit
>>
>>164316124
cause they have nothing else in life other than COMPLAIN, COMPLAIN, AND COMPLAIN
>>
so who's going to be on the Late Night with Stephen Colbert show to promote GDQs this time?
>>
new thread
>>>/v/362494102
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>https://twitter.com/ShitpostBot5000/status/815550680949727233

What did it mean by this?
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>>164317832
hopefully cyberdemon so people will stop giving these autists attention
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>witwix will never do a boshy run again
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>>164321678
>>
>cyghfer will never do a goof troop run with blechy again
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>shitwix
>>
>literal WHOs and trihex
wow
>>
twitch
.tv/narcissawright

would be a shame if this stream was reported for sleeping, which is not allowed by twitch IRL rules
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>>164327390
>they finally fall sleep
>wake up
>their stream was shut off hours ago by staff
lmao
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>>164328787
he*
his*
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>>164327390
done
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>>164328937
don't tell me what to do
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https://help.twitch
.tv/customer/portal/articles/2672652-irl-faq

>Q: What can’t I broadcast under IRL?
>Unattended content like sleeping on stream, 24/7 city/house cams, baby or pet cams.
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>>164330380
>>
Oh boy, Torje is streaming! I can't wait to see the epic new world record he has prepared """live"""!
>>
>>164330380
He's fucking lost his mind
>>
>>164330380
when the soylent hit
>>
>>164330380
leave HER alone!!!
>>
>>164333429
him*
>>
>>164333651
She identifies as female retard
>>
>>164334590
he*
>>
>>164333651
her**
>>
>>164195820
Considering the dip in his play quality since both cutting off his penis and getting btfo even with his chinese cheat machine, I'd say anyone here can do better than him if given a chance.
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So miles is doing an AGDQ run.

How much of a tranny nutty will he be?

My vote is for a Chris(tine)-chan look.
>>
>>164334613
*she
>>
He
>>
>>164335013
HAS
>>
People should unironically be reporting that stream with the self harm reason. It's really not funny at all.
>>
https://twitter.com/ZewingSDA/status/815717647044268034
@ me next time bitch
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>>164335208
>furry
>being that savage

2017 lookin gud so far
>>
shoutouts to all my haters who keep making me more important by talking about me behind my back. your jealousy feeds my ego.
>>
Does anyone know where Narcissa Wright lives?
>>
>>164335186
Why, she isn't hurting herself
>>
a BULLET in the HEAD of EVERY disgusting tranny FREAK
>>
>Report to Twitch
>Doesn't delete the channel
>Just hides it from everyone

Fuck Twitch
>>
>>164336161
What the h*ck is your problem? Try to be a little more open minded and compassionate.
>>
>>164336161
especially trannykeys
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>>164336235
it's ok randall, i bet ms. finster really appreciates your efforts!
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>>164336161
change tranny to grind monkey and you've got a word
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>>164336161
word word WORD
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>>164336067
This thing started with (another) twitter meltdown.

She has mental issues and legitimately needs help.
>>
i want to FUCK kazooiegirl's MOUTH
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>>164337352
chibi...
>>
i want to FUCK a loli
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>>164337943
*drops skirt*

jump on.

but first, post your speedrunning splits.
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>>164338136
I don't actually speed run. I just shit post and watch Twitch stream
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>>164338136
y_ simply y_
>>
I think there is something wrong with Narcissa. Mentally fit people do not stream themselves sleeping.
>>
pvtcb laying the smackdown on cheaters
>>
>>164339512
pvtcb's mom laying the smackdown on his ass
>>
mental illness laying the smackdown on trannykeys' sanity
>>
a BULLET laying the smackdown in the HEAD of EVERY tranny NUTTER
>>
me laying the smoochdown on benes armpits
>>
>>164340578
now we're talking
>>
>>164340578
headcrab this needs to stop
>>
>3 hours
>still not banned
and people still think Twitch doesn't give special privilege to trannies
>>
>>164340578
imagine the stench of stale sweat stemming from the folds of her armpits, filthy because the gargantuan volume of her obese body prevented her from cleaning them regularly
>>
>>164340860
literally how is this any different from that guy who fell asleep playing resident evil
>>
>>164341196
>one accidentally falls asleep in chair while playing video game
>one intentionally falls asleep in bed, no video game

gee idk man
>>
>>164341108
o_o
>>
>>164340860

I saw some guy fall asleep on his stream a week or so ago and he was there for hours too until one of his mods logged into his account and knocked him offline, twitch never even got him

They just don't have that fast a response time to reports
>>
How haven't I killed her yet?
>>
>>164341412
>de hippie spacing
>>
>>164340860
they don't have time to review every single petty report they get. many buttblasted SHITTERS report streams using whatever excuse they can come up with because they're jealous of their number of viewers.
>>
wording this post
>>
>>164341412
>They just don't have that fast a response time to reports
You are wrong

Also at one point Narcissa had above 600 viewers. It's not like people aren't reporting.
>>
What is the point of sleeping on stream? Just for the attention??

I don't understand why Narcissmo is doing this for attention when it's nowhere near as profitable as playing video games
>>
>>164343000
perhaps mental illness
>>
>>164343000
>find an attractive large breasted girl
>get her to sleep on stream in pj's with no bra
>have a donation link set up
>profit
twitch is for innovators now boys. you have to adapt. if people will watch some ugly tranny for 4 hours sleep, imagine how many people will watch an actual hot woman sleep.
>>
THE BEAST AWAKENS
>>
>>164343557
Is it getting fat?
>>
>>164343000
mentally ill persons cry for help
>>
>>164343754
you can't get fat on soylent
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>narcissa isnt banned

what a shit world
>>
>>164343754
>>164343754
>>164343754
>>164343754
*she
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>>164344179
can someone explain this image?
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>>164344679
Somone got btfo and that poster, known as monkeyposter, started an obsessive crusade because of that, making the exact same animal-related posts on serg everyday for more than a year already.
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>>164344679
squid got exposed as a bird laughing grind monkeying banshee screeching shemale obsessing marxist neet and srg reminds him of this every day
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Is Werster our guy or not
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>>164346327
his wife's son might someday be
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>>164346327
he's engaged, at 22, to a woman who lives in another country
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>>164346118
this
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>>164346118
not this
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I'm sure you guys know about the Half-Life's Infinite Health Door glitch used in speedruns.

Has anybody actually tested what happens when you go past the signed 32bit integer that stores the health values?
>>
>>164348234
ok
>>
>>164348234
chido carnal
>>
>>164346327
Literally raising his wife's son.
>>
a BULLET
>>
in the HEAD
>>
of EVERY disgusting
>>
grind monkey
>>
>>164353557
word
>>
Please let there be a moment as good as the tranniversary this GDQ
>>
>>164353557
downword
>>
tell me again why hasbeens like Golden is still relevant in this community?
>>
>>164355671
but anon, he's The Man With The Golden Voice
>>
reminder to upboat our boy

https://www.reddit
.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/5ljh4h/speedrunner_has_a_meltdown_over_crash_bandicoot/
>>
i hate golden

i hate stream monster nobodies who have never done anything who shit on people for fun even more
>>
>LUL XD memes guys am i cool yet? please tell me i'm cool i'm all alone in this house that i bought for a girl who left me
>>
Seriously is cronikeys single or not? who is she dating? is she down for an open relationship?
>>
>sign up to run at AGDQ
>don't have the money to go
>rattle a tin can on the internet every day for months
>still have nowhere near enough money to go
why do so many people do this? lol
>>
>>164356938
wait wasent he getting married?
>>
>>164359945
For the better. She was an 2/10 asian. Might start enjoying the wizard life style with superior waifus.
>>
you don't see me e-begging

*has donation button*
>>
>>164359837
because all the runners are bitches who don't know how to band together and demand some travel expenses paid. 200 runners getting $500 each is only $100,000. GDQ staff gets well over $175,000 to pay people, but refuse to spend any of it on runners.
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>>164359837
Its an investment. The idea is that getting a good run in at one of the popular events will get you a follower boost meaning more money in the long run.
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any1 strm rn?
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>>164364975
me
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>>164365045
nice ty
>>
>>164359414
he's dating isr*el's political agenda.
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>>164359414
why would you thirst over a tranny freak?
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Guess who's loose?
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>>164360590
don't forget your amazon wishlist and patreon site!
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is narcismo back on twitch? havent been around in awhile
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OUR BOI whitegoose is streaming RIGHT NOW
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So why was Bonesaw banned?
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>>164369925
he's not allowed to have a run at a GDQ for a year. The staff got pissed because he made fun of owen wilson for an hour straight, said fuck a few times, and told every one to give Air Canada bunch of shit on twitter. It was pretty funny anon. Oh yea and he ate a cookie or something during his run.

here's some faggots highlights of the run
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ts9Ne_SEWyM
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>>164369925
cause got blown the FUCK out in "his" speedgame.
>>
>>164346118
Please stop posting these edgy, fedora dripping fan fiction posts, they are embarrassing to read.
>>
>>164372810
thanks for the late response!
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>>164372810
*banshee screeches*
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>>164369925
Because he's too entertaining for GDQ.
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>>164369925
>>164370207
>>164370327
>>164374024
more like bannedsaw lol
>>
whats cosmo doing?
>>
>>164375686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDGYviQwiGo
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Cosmo is such a disgraceful hypocrite.
>>
>>164375996
waste
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How often do you think Narci checks serg, r/samandtolki and kiwifarms?
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>cosmo does something retarded on purpose to make it into a meme and provoke hate
>/srg/ blindly accepts the meme and shitposts about it
>cosmo gets attention and a bit of ad revenue
>cosmo laughs at how he can play you guys

I mean, is it really that hard to spot? Most of the shit that comes out of cosmo these days isn't even slightly funny anymore and he just gets to be a degenerate and live off if it. You're being played, /srg/.
>>
>>164380513
/srg/ doesn't know how to ignore or not talk about something. you're asking a bit much there.
>>
>>164380758
>>164380513
sounds just like based trump (narcissa) and the clueless and incresingly desperate liberal media (serg)!
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>>164380904
sounds just like a retarded comparison that doesn't make any sense!
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>>164380513
cosmo is fucking crazy, i don't care if he thinks hes some narcissistic genius that puts on a show for everyone and truly is le master ruseman

anyone who would even waste their day doing the things he does is a loon
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>>164380513
Cosmo is truly master baiter.
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>>164381019
I agree. Now, why would we waste our time memeing about it if it's not entertaining in the slightest to anyone here?
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>>164382153
no new memes because serg is dying and our tranny shipment isnt coming for another week
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>>164382153
Who is we?
>>
>>164382313
we (Donald Trump)
>>
>>164382293
I would honestly rather have a less active thread than support the lifestyle of this horrible degenerate tranny. Rather, talk about speedrunning and speedrunners. There's plenty of other autists in this community to shitpost about, and the difference is that they're usually trying to be respected/relevant (which can be really funny) while cosmo just makes a half-baked attempt at baiting.

>>164382313
Anyone that posts here.
>>
>>164361976
the way successful people think
>>164362074
the way rationalizing cuckolds think
>>
why aren't you talking about me
>>
>>164382313
WE ARE FARMERS
>>
Cosmo is a marketing genius. Take notes, Pie.
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>>164382620
>There's plenty of other autists in this community to shitpost about, and the difference is that they're usually trying to be respected/relevant

i mean feel free to share
>>
>>164384665
>>164381490
>>164381019
>>164380513
>>164377710
her name is narcissa
>>
>>164389650
why did you bump?
>>
>>164379094
every day
>>
>>164362074
The amount of followers gained from the ~100k people that watch your run is negligible: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1fp3CYYzBQmor1RRg6B2VEf77tCy-0MJXf05EMOhQTL8/edit#gid=0
>>
>>164390563
If I didn't know any better, I might even say it's because there aren't really that many people watching at all...
>>
>derust pb
>>
rip skicrazedteddy

for those who don't know skicrazedteddy was a crash/ssx3 runner who had always been pretty depressed. he often memed about suicide in various chats but no one took him seriously.

the supposed suicide of jeremy thompson (spyro runner) set teddy off and no one has heard from him since Dec 22, when he was talking about killing himself. friends close to teddy this morning confirmed that he took his life on the 24th, despite it later being revealed that jeremy thompson faked his suicide. very sad.
>>
>>164392457
literally who?
>>
@164392457
not falling for this cyberdemon bullshit
>>
>>164392457
d*ng... cybercrew out killing niggas now
>>
more like cybermemeon
>>
>>164356938
i thanked caleb so many times before. now i can only hope i'm able to do something that makes him say "thanks anon".
>>
Congrats on Cyberdemon getting exposed by reddit!
>>
more like cybersemen
>>
The Cyber Demon Stigma
>>
>>164393972
What does it entail?
>>
>>164394007
first your dad leaves you, then you spend the rest of your youth sucking off epic memers like thisdude_
>>
>>164394076
so all his memeing antics are just a desperate cry for empathy and attention? sad!
>>
>>164394076
you forgot the part where you pretend to transition as an epic meme
>>
>>164394259
she is an ftm
>>
you guys are idiots

teddy is just laying low so he can finally bomb agdq as revenge for all the things speedrunning has taken from him
>>
>>164153572
Lol this thread is from last year
>>
>>164397109
Marathons aren't speedrunning though.
>>
Can you guys recommend some chill speedrunning streams to watch?
>>
>>164402867
mine
>>
>>164402867
simpleflips I guess
>>
>>164402867
not mine, i blast mcr, atreyu and yellowcard while i run
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>>164402867
Cyberdemon531
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Consider this a reminder that we (the beezy clique) run this shit.
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>>164390563
>Noir
>HL2
>6,000
He really was a cutie, huh?
>>
>>164405219
Fuck off /v/.
>>
warning: loud

https://clips.twitch
.tv/cyberdemon531/GlamorousOstrichFunRun
>>
>>164390563
are there spreadsheets for the previous years?
>>
>>164406050
why is this even a clip he has a sperg out during every stream
>>
another one (EXTREMELY loud)

https://oddshot.tv/shot/UzpaiqqpaipL5aDXUQRK_d6Z
>>
>>164406465
>he
>>
>>164406050
>>164406706
it should be "warning: (EXTREMELY) shitty" instead
>>
>>164405219
LMAO
>>
>>164406050
who is he saying hello to?
>>164406706
why is he yelling?
>>
>>164368669
I should tell my grandma to try speedrunning weaving those comfy garments
>>
comfy is just a code word for boring desu
>>
>>164409843
this so much
>>
>>164409072
>he
>>
>>164409843
this so much
>>
>get invited to race for WR
>cheat and invalidate your run for giggles
coolkid why
>>
I get busy and dont check srg for two months and come back and its full of reddit that types like faggots.
>>
>>164402867
mikamihero
>>
>>164402867
Clintstevens
>>
more like coolcheat
>>
nindiddeh on godlike pace after early cycle
>>
does anyone know which walmart meows works at? id love to spill shit on the floor and make him clean it up
>>
>>164402867
Go to speedrunslive.com and check out how many runners are playing a game you're familiar with. That's one of the best ways to find an active speedrun stream that suits you.

Anyone's personal recommendations are as good as garbage if you know fuck all about the game they're running.
>>
/dsg/ here
Which Souls speedrunner is /srg/'s boy?
>>
>>164406297
Not that I know, no. I got it from this reddit thread: https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/3zfcqb/_/

Don't worry, I saw it being linked on Twitter. I don't actually frequent that shithole.
>>
>>164416309
noobest
>>
>person stops speedrunning
>their twitter becomes complete normie shit and there is no reason to follow them in the slightest
>>
>>164417132
do not bully nkr
>>
>person never speedruns
>their twitter becomes complete pro-israel and pro-russia propaganda and there is no reason to follow them in the slightest
>>
>>164416623
>DaS2
eh
He's a cool guy though.
What about Santzo?
>>
>>164417690
israel hates russia you fucking retard
>>
>>164417949
no idea probably not
also das2 is the better speedrun
>>
>>164418073
Well I'm not an avid speedrun watcher. Just follow Souls games.
What makes it better?
From a gameplay perspective the controls in Dark Souls are a lot more precise.
>>
behemoth is doing 'some urns'
>>
>>164418343
das2 is more broken because of binoculars and parry walking
a lot of das1 is just you running from place to place and theres more rng cause you need black knight weapon drops
>>
>>164418698
No need for weapon drops in the new All Bosses route. Any% is a grind, I admit.
It's broken in its own way and the things people use actually require a decent amount of execution and timing (like weapon moveswaps, fall control quit outs, Firesage skip and the new Sen's gate skip).
Though desu I probably just prefer it because I find the game more fun to play myself.
It's cool that lots of runners are getting really invested in it again with the new skip.
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>bounceyboy finishes a shit run
>m-muh hands are buggin me
>i-i dont show my sum of best on stream because i havent been tracking it properly!!!!!
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Post some comfy speedstreams, please.
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>>164420154
s e c o n d a r y s h i t
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>>164420154
let it fucking die, 2ndary bby cock shrew
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>there are people who actually think the souls games are good speedruns
*quits out to reset enemies*
*quits out to pause timer*
*effortlessly runs past every "threat"
*moveswaps making combat a joke*
*dupes items meaning no thought need be had about item management*
*le praise the sun xD*
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>>164421371
why did u post
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>>164421481
To let you know how bad your opinions are.
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The Beating A Dead Horse Stigma
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>>164421371
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>>164422039
>"my" opinions
>>164422142
remove
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>>164422257
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>>164392457
i met this guy at nasa, seemed friendly
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cyberdemon about to kill herself live on stream rn
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Calebs parents walking in on his stream making me wanna kill myself rn
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>>164425996
I like the Chinaman impression going on.
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How many niggas ITT be runnin Hotline Miami n shyt. Cuz all u niggas needa give tf up nah mean. Yalls is sum slow niggas nah mean. Mayne i just got 1 mo thing 2 say 2 yall...

Cran comin

Yheard
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>>164428918
bene this has to stop
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>>164428918
Meows please this is gay
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>>164429106
that can't be meows because it didn't make any mention of having a job lol
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how does pie afford to pay bills streaming 2 hours a night?
has he streamed so big he can live off of that?
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>>164429542
What are you talking about? One night of a short stream does not equate to streaming 2 hours every night.
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>>164429615
never mind i misread his stream schedule
he starts 8-10pm, not streams
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>>164429321
dude why
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http://speedrun.tv/batora324
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>>164429542
remember back in the day when pie would stream a lets play from start to finish in one sitting? he used to do 24+ hour long streams. now he can't finish easy 8 hour games in one sitting anymore. I stopped following him when he stopped finishing games.
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>>164429321
>internet download speed so slow this gif didn't spook me
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Kollin7
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>>164437797
>
now let this die
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>>164437957
speaking of dead things, where has Mike Uyama been?
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>>164438820
in a ditch
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>tfw want to start speedrunning but cant come up with funny split names

:/
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>tfw want to start speedrunning but cant come up with furry username

:/
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>>164442616
try snowfurs
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>>164442616
try snowfats_furrybf
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has anyone else noticed that everyone that used to be in the squid clique has become furries???
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>tfw want to start speedrunning but cant come up with ironic layout, notifications, donation jingles, catchphrases, unique stream persona, an easily identifiable and recognised brand/sponsorship stream atmosphere, or funny twitter name

:/
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>>164445041
I don't think there is any correlation.
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>>164445106
Just be a grindmonkey until you get world record instead.
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>>164445570
but the stream needs to be unnaturally welcoming and open to all viewers while maintaining a family friendly evironment as I kiss the ass of every other speedrunner in a shameless attempt to get them to host me for extra viewers thus ensuring a mathematically predicted healthy business model of organic growth which will lead to having my own clothes line, discord, exlcusive frontpage hosts, arbitrary twitch squads and to continue the soulless and sterile production of content which will also allow me to create epic fail compilation videos on my increasingly popularised youtube channel. How else will I have blind and obedient validation from my fellow fans when I inevitably transition??????

:/
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>164444444
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>>164446778
>the dangers of newposting
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>>>164444444
get
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>>160000000
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>>164446870
>he's this new
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>try to speedrun SMB2 Advance
>birdo laughs
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What speedruns is everyone working on?
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>>164448092
Planet Robobot
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>>164448092
I've just begun learning Spelunky speedrunning

It fucking sucks.
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>>164448232
Then don't do it if it sucks.
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>turn on stream
>epic split names
I thought it was just a meme.
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Cronikeys here. I hope you all are having a great speedyear so far
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>>164450307
i hope you get thrown IN the loony bin soon!
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Did Chibi use a follower-bot? He's got 20k followers but rarely if ever streams to more than 30 viewers.
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>>164450842
he used to get a lot of viewers and subs when he streamed pokemon and as you can see he doesn't play it anymore.
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how do I get my wife's son into speedrunning? any game recommendations?
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>>164451139
pokemon
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>>164448232
Spelunker > Spelunky
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>>164450062
It is unfortunately far too ubiquitious than what it should be.
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>>164194367
tfw didnt make the list
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>>164450062
Meme split names are retarded. They may be slightly funny at first, but they become old REALLY fast when you're playing the same category for a couple of months.
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>>164458701
>they may be slightly funny at first
LOL no
Absurdist levity split names reveal a lot about the streamer themselves;

>engages in self deprecating humour to substitute for a genuine sense of humour
>more than likely shares filthy frank videos on facebook
>has a general shallow and vain outlook on life
>casually racist with friends while keeping a fascist liberal act online to not offend his greater pool of friends through various social media sites so he can remain topical/bandwagoning/always maintain the popular opinion/status quo
>collects digital friends (very relevant to last point)
>has no other hobbies or skills yet complains about unemployment
>smokes cannabis
>supports the plight of trannies
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>>164447936
>tries to fit in
>fails
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>less than a week till GDQ
Kreygasm finally I can kill myself Kreygasm
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night night /srg/
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>>164462821
community rooster masterrace
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>>164411380
what happened?
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Meows does a great job working at Walmart. I'm sure all the niggers there love him.
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>>164464937
Um, don't you mean Chanzuex? That's his more, anime, high profile name after he has evolved.
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>>164465743
I believe it is "commachoo" now.
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>>164465743
>>164466197
Do these niggas think they have to go for some mystic Japanese ART RTA name? The best runners are normal and chill. Check out Behemoth. Standard online handle, avatar is Predator on a bike and titles his streams with 'some urns' none of this 'look at me look how mystical and Japanese RTA I am!' shit.
>>
The Mystical ART Name Stigma
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does anyone have some good youtube vids on how to start speedrunning? i want to speedrun really, really, really bad but i cant get past the part where i choose my the game
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>>164470407
I miss when people tried
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RTA is anagram for RAT
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>>164470407
If you need help choosing a game, speedrunning probably isn't for you.
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>>164460535
thanks for the late response!
please have a late response in thanks!
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IGT is an anagram for GIT
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squid more like squawk
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>>164471621
>>164470472
i was going to go with my favorite game but i dont think i can get world record

any recs??
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>>164476895
The Scorpion King - Sword of Osiris (GBA)
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So If I started a patreon, would you guys support me?

Here's how it works:

1. You each give me $100/mo for my patreon. Then I give each of you $100/mo for your patreons.

2. No one will notice that we're just moving money around and not actually making profits. Other people see that we're getting $600/mo and think we're worth donating to. In no way is this a scam to just move money around between internet trannies.

3. Ultimately this makes our patreons look real and makes us look like legitimate creators worth supporting and not just entitled faggots who don't want to work.

Whaddya say? (I'm a girl btw)
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>>164477089
how many viewers does that usually have on twitch
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>>164477218
So you do any actual speedrunning, or do you just sleep?
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>>164477218
I think we should do this, but with Twitch instead of Patreon.
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>>164477584
I talk a lot about speedrunning and I post clips of me playing games from years ago, but I carry with me the air of being ABOVE the speedrunning community, if that makes sense. I know that I'm BETTER than speedrunning and that I've OUTGROWN it, but nevertheless I can't shut up about it, so I talk a lot about it on stream whilst rolling my eyes.

>>164477789
I outgrew the Twitch platform, creatively speaking. But I'm on board, because if this patreon thing doesn't work out I'm going to have to go back to Twitch and go back on all the terrible things I said about the platform. Man that'd be embarrassing.
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>>164476895
Play to have fun and not for WR faggot

If there's a lot of good competition the record is more prestigious anyway, so if you eventually end up going for it it'll be more of an accomplishment
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>>164480094
fucking sold
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>>164480094
To be fair, the addition of twitch irl fixed all her (retarded) issues with the platform. Had that change never happened, she would've been a lot closer to suicide now
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>>164480149
but it would take me like 2 months to get the WR in super mario 64... by then it will just be boring
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Smash be da superior hobby, my niggas
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>>164480336
Good one, MrSpeedrun
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smash es el hobby mas chingon esos, awebo
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This general seems more like a trap/tranny thread, where do I go to talk actual speedruns?
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>>164480094
>I talk a lot about speedrunning and I post clips of me playing games from years ago, but I carry with me the air of being ABOVE the speedrunning community, if that makes sense. I know that I'm BETTER than speedrunning and that I've OUTGROWN it, but nevertheless I can't shut up about it, so I talk a lot about it on stream whilst rolling my eyes.

Is that you, RWhiteGoose?
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>>164480149
"Fun" in speedrunning is very questionable. It's not really fun to pick up slow strats and shit out a terrible run you know could be improved. That's why competing for the top time is much better. The only downside is it takes a lot of effort.
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>>164480473
smash is fun, but there's not really much to speedrun consistently
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>>164154691
word
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>speedrunning
>requiring effort
lol? the only thing you need is enough time to mindlessly grind until you get lucky once
just look at grindxmonkey
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>>164481918
Taking the bait.

There's people speedrunning the game for years who get beaten by people who run the game a lot less..

F.Ex Santzo84 regularly gets DS All Bosses and BB All Bosses WRs compared to Ellajaz or Kamuhl even who run the games religiously and far more often.
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>>164481210
Real speedrunners set personal goals and steadily improve, you fucking stream monster
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Grind cucklets can leave, yo

That means you
Liquidxsquid
Wallyaldo
Moofinmoofin
Werster
AwkwardMeows
Arileinx

"Tbh"
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>>164482168
Wording this so hard rn
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>>164482168
Grind apes btfo
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>>164482168
fw you didn't make the list
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>>164482168
but werster is actually good
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>>164481210
because 'having fun' in video games to most people and wanting to put more thought into it than smashing your buttcheeks on the controller and yelling memes is mutually exclusive

its completely alien to try and improve until the game gets boring for whatever reason
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Marathon shitter reporting in. Guys you HOIP yet? :)
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squid based doe
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what would make a good pic for a 'the death of ion' repost?
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The Based Gamer Stigma
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>>164487762
Dumb ass nigga Squid about as based as Chibi 2bhonest wu
>>
Imagine being a grown man who actually believes he's a woman
>>
I really don't want to
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>>164487773
a fat guy keeling over at his computer desk with a monkey on the monitor lmao
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>>164488147
Umm exsqueeze me

But da nigga name be Chibeezus
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more like chubby
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Snowtiger tit game on fleek doe
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>>164482168
Her name is soe__ now
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[distant bird laughter heard high above it all]
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>>164488147
>>164489192
>>164489869
>>164490505
>>
hey meows when you get off from work lets play overwatch with tony and wally

ty
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>>164486587
Please never say "HOIP" ever again
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diiiiiiiiiiiiid someone just say HOIP?
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Hey meows when you get off work come to my truck and give me a bj OK?
TY
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hey meows what did you do at work today

same as every other fucking day? Great! Thanks!
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i did speedruns at work today
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why doesnt the person i keep shitposting about react
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>>164492573
because you're an annoying child who came into the serg club too late
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Why don't you shitpost about me anymore
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>>164493467
Cuz Cran rekt ur ass in Hotline my nigga
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meows works?
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I have a job btw
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Was he right?
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>>164470407
>>164476895
pick medievil
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>>164498185
haha no sorry that game is really dumb
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>>164499053
antiwhite
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>>164499231
Stop posting here you fedora dripping cuckold
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>>164500424
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imagine zfg getting a run out of child
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His name is Dildo Dennis
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His name is Ian Edward
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just got back from work

i work btw
>>
What are your favorite KIRBY speedruns?
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>>164501957
planet Robobot Metaknightmare returns
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real talk, how does meows do it? he's the only one in the entire world who has a job. it's seriously impressive!
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>>164500424
called out for being based?
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>>164502547
called out for being a stupid fucking grind monkey with a bird laugh and banshee screech
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>>164501483
lol wage slave
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>>164502660
i think you mean based my guy lol. based squid
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>>164502728
*bird laughs*
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>>164502770
what does this have to do with based squid
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a BULLET in the HEAD of EVERY disgusting tranny FREAK
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>>164502770
*banshee screech*
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>>164503864
>>164502770
what does this annoying shit mean
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>>164503956
*record scratch*
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>>164503956
*shemale obsesses*
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>>164504375
>>164504553
???

cancer
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>>164503086
especially trannykeys
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>>164504672
*freeze frame*
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>>164504375
>>164504728
redit
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*flies high above it all and bird laughs*
>>
can we all just admit that we have been browsing reddit for years
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don't say i ain't never did nothin'
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>>164505170
fuck off redditor
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>>164505282
>pozzahut
>give jewish company shekels so i can eat shit food
wow what a nice guy
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>>164505282
my penis is hard now
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>>164505487
Neither pizza hut founders, nor ceo is jewish.

Also, NOBODY out pizza's the 'hut
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>>164505487
ooooohhh, sorry mr. fancy. what do you eat, escargons sauted with freshly made butter straight from the swiss alps?
>>
Over/Under on the amount of trannys at AGDQ?
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>>164506015
9001
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>>164506015
Vegas odds are 26.5 over/under tranny count
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>>164505616
i'll give you that, since the CEO of yum brands (which owns it) isn't a jew anymore

>In 2012, a KFC opened in Ramallah and became the first American fast food restaurant to operate in the West Bank; a Pizza Hut is also planned.
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>>164506107
redit
>>
im a full time speedrunner

suck on that, meows
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>>164506285
that's just good business operations.

again, NOBODY out pizza's the hut
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grindxmonkey
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>>164507829
*recoils*
*is injured*
*suddenly shrinks back*
I've been found out!
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can kazooiegirl poster dump more pics? feelin a little horny atm desu senpai
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>https://twitter.com/Kosmicd12/status/816422322378719232
here's the easiest way to fix the problem
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>>164507906
IT'S TIME FOR THE FINAL ATTACK
*BIRD LAUGHS*
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i miss those BASED as frig TSSB sstreams
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>>164501957
they're all boring as shit or just bad speedgames. Super Star is the closest thing resembling a speedgame and we all know how that community is.
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>>164514345
>de countdown bait
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>>164514345
>they're all boring as shit or just bad speedgames.
Wow, is that ever a shit opinion.
>>
>>164517035
>KDL 1 - better grind out rng attempts with 1% of the run being actual skill
>KDL 2 - Get Coo and fly over every level listening to the same song over and over again
>KDL 3 - Get Coo and fly over every level
>KSS - press Y the videogame
>K64 - Press B the videogame
>KA/NIDL - some ok tech, but powers are boring and so is the movement
>KSSU - like running the GBA DKC games
>KATAM - bad movement powers, no tech, boring bosses, portable games are shit speedruns
>every other kirby speedrun- boring shit garbage for nintenyearolds
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>>164517491
literally all the kirby games have sick movement. you are baiting
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>>164517491
>KA/NIDL
>boring powers and movement
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>>164517491
>KATAM
>no tech
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>>164517984
UFO, high jump, wheel, those don't take any skill and you know it. it also doesn't take any skill to slide off a ledge and press the opposite direction. It's not a hard speedgame at all. Kirby is the most basic bitch speed series and only Kirby players seem to disagree which makes perfect sense. Fly back to your library of awful speedgames shasta.
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>>164517491
>portable games are shit speedruns
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>>164517491
what about air ride makes it boring shit garbage for nintenyearolds??.......
>>
Snowy stream spider
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>>164518731
it's slow and repetitive. You just move around in circles killing shit. A game where 90+% of the speedrun uses only the joystick and a button, and not in a good way.
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>>164518830
>You just move around in circles killing shit
who the fuck only speedruns/plays City Trial
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>>164518542
>>164518214
>>164517984
Yea, Kirby community is garbage. Look at this shit. rebut any single one of these points without an image macro or crawl back to whatever discord channel you came from.
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>>164518830
lol? i don't think you've actually seen air ride before
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>>164518961
>he's this fucking mad
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>>164519523
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>>164517491
what about kirbys air grind?
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>>164518990
i'm not convinced he knows anything about any of those games.

his KDL1 review is accurate i guess.
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>>164520826
after you, my man.
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>>164508324
arthur...
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>>164520826
i got a 53 on Metaknightmare returns months ago and then stopped because I don't have anything to stream with and thus validate/look over further attempts
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>>164520928
>>164520986
you shouldn't stream that game because it's bad and a waste of time. play a better speedgame on a more available platform.
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>>164521167
>>because it's bad and a waste of time
>as he willingly runs blockball

Are you actually legitimately literally honestly retarded?
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>>164521167
>pretending to be Suzuri

Thanks for the laughs.

>>164521296
He screenshotted a Japanese runners' speedrun.com profile and is pretending to be that person.
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>>164521296
blockball has more tech than air ride, canvas curse, rainbow curse, KDL1-3 and NIDL combined.
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>>164521167
you're a japanese esl who somehow speaks english better on 4chan than anywhere else? lol
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>>164521382
you never posted your kirby times! I guess that's because you play bad speedgames or your time just isn't as good as mine. I'm sorry to hear that.
>>
>>164521383
alright, i'll admit it
you rused me
you actually rused me for this long
>>
>>164521493
you didn't post yours either, you posted Suzuri's lmao
>>
>There will never be more of a sensitive, whiny washed up speedrunner than Almolicious

His run at AGDQ is going to be a fuckin' mess and I can't wait to see him sperg out.
>>
>>164521642
if you had anything worth posting you would have posted it by now, regardless of whether you believe me or not. Either that or you're just a spineless kid who doesn't want anyone to know who he is or that he's been posting on 4chan.
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>>164521915
>he's STILL not posting it

So your autism triggers when you're not the one ending an argument? Alright, feel free to reply to this if that makes you sleep at night.
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>>164521915
ya ur a fag
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>>164522156
SK using the word 'fag' on the internet is quite unbecoming of you, I thought you were better than this.
>>
>>164522156
>he's pretending to be SK now
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>>164522036
this is the best image I've ever SEEN
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>>164522665
i know it's almost as crazy as suzuri speaking english perfectly :)
>>164522707
follow the conversation better
>>
new
>>164522879
>>164522879
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>>164522971
delete this RN
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>>164522971
reported
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>>164344000
*He
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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