/meg/ - Mass Effect General

Another weak OP by the way. Why do you refuse to use collages?

>>164147212
Newfags

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Thread claimed for best girl.

With a Wraith.

>>164147212
Not in the mood for it. Would you like me to make one for the next thread?

Does it bug anyone else that Shepard is supposed to be 28 or 29 in the first game, yet they used a nearly 40 year old face model for default BroShep?

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>>164147518
I like where this is going. Can you put some James Bond in as well?

>>164147061
Could very well be
I suppose it only counts the initial damage on hit though, I can't imagine they calculated it with the full DoT

>>164147592
But Sheploo is a golden God so it doesn't matter

>>164147592

Nah, a Shepard who actually looked 28 or 29 would seem too youthful for a galactic hero who's supposedly seen some shit before the events of the game.

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>>164147592
>>164148076
You could explain it by all the stress he has to live through.

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>Mark Vanderloo marries Robine Van Der Meer

pottery

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>>164148753
>Dutch model marries Dutch model
Wow, truly poetry!

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>>164149021
Very weak

Now post Samara's face model

>>164149021

>Meer

>>164148753
the question is whose kids are those?

At least autist 2.0 is dumping something good

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>>164149191
His, one born in 2004, the other in 2005

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>>164149456
as it should be.

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I honestly prefer Sheploo spamming to Kaidan faggotry, Mark Vanderloo is /aesthetic/

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Alright, I'm done for now, proceed accordingly

>>164150025
Damn, he's one handsome motherfucker.
No homo

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>>164150131
>>164150297

https://youtu.be/Rldo32Zv42k mfw browsing this shitshow of a thread

>>164150463
How many images of him do you have?

>>164150325
That's one ugly mofo but that voice...

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>>164150558
250

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>>164150613
>250

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Kaidan (怪談) is a Japanese word consisting of two kanji: 怪 (kai) meaning “strange, mysterious, rare or bewitching apparition" and 談 (dan) meaning “talk” or “recited narrative.

Can you post new ones please? Some are getting old.

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Ghost Threads (Kaidan)


spaghetti strings, marinara red
sit in my metacarpal plates.
i wrap my bony digits
around the threads tight,
my knuckles white
around my blush mane.

i always had this bad habit,
of pulling my hair w-w-when--
whenever I got anxious.
and when I was younger,
I had a stuttering problem
and it'll sh-show up
every n-n-now and again.

every time i lay in my bed,
i feel the shadow of your fingerprints,
ghost across my skin.
so i strangle my tresses in stress,
to get you out of my head.
i never expected your cologne
to override perfume cloaked sheets.

the only code you ever had
was written by armani,
and i fell for it,
like when i close my eyes at night.

>>164151079
I wish Jackfag would post something new ones once in a while, instead he posts the same half a dozen pics over and over and over again.
I'd prefer he wouldn't post at all, but that is unrealistic I guess.

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Reminder that Shepard's one true love is the Normandy

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mornings are always hard.
i try not to roll over,
but i always end up
right back in the bruises
of a shattered accord.
like someone cut a cord.
we were a f-f-false knot
and our baby had no-no-no more b-b-breath.

i hate this d-d-damn pillowc-c-c-case.
but i can't bring myself to throw it out.
i need some fresh air before I choke
on anamnesis, the recollection of love
turned nemesis.

i need to get out of here.

i find myself running on autopilot,
as i drive my old honda accord
to hennes & mauritz.
beating myself up over this.

because i don't know why
i even go to these places,
because i feel like their dresses
never really fit my frame right.
the shoulders are too loose,
and the waist is too wide.
even though they claim
to have my size.

>>164151278
he was pretty quick to give her up while Joker would have gone down with her

>>164151056
>Wonder what racial mix he is
>Russian, Japanese, Italian?
>Turns out the face model is BRHUEHUE
has the same last name as me as he's from Portuguese descent

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this is merely another distraction
from the anxiety that hides
in the corners of my kale eyes
and memories
that are far too compact.
and I h-h-hate him for that.
because it's been 3 months,
and i feel like just yesterday
we were out on our first date.

and i can't help,
but think of him,
playing these games
like I'm bonded to this.
i was never sub-sub-submissive,
but he was certainly dominant.

i-i-i don't know how a ghost
can control my lie-life as it stands
i just want to escape from this.

i want to let go of my carmine strands.
i just want my sclera
to not match the color of my hair.

>>164151412
I don't know about his ancestry but isn't he actually Canadian?

>>164151394
SR2

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That poem was ultra-experimental. For one, I wrote this as a first-person, female narrative. I incorporated more glitch-basis stuff (Stuttering) into this and I used a lot more melancholic imagery in this piece. I really hope this one comes off 'cause I'm quite proud of it. Any thoughts, interpretations, or thoughts on the female voice, please share.

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Maybe I just look into things too much, bit I alwaysss catch Kaidan and Liara giving eachother these miffed looks as if to say "bitch, she's mine", in the middle of cutscenes! Like I'll be talking innocently to some third-party character, and I'll catch Liara giving Kaidan this "blerghh" look behind my back or vice-versa.

It always cracks me up XD

But this scene is actually totally on purpose, since I accidentally *spoilers* let Liara on unwittingly ALONG with Kaidan who I was actually trying to get.

Needless to say, "things" went downnnn. :P

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Whoever knows me at all knows that I love Kaidan Alenko from Mass Effect more than I will EVER love ANY man in real life XDD. So here's a little list of all my favorite things that he says (Or favorite moments) during my playthrough as Raven Shepard, Vanguard, Earthborn, Survivor.

(This doesn't include the things he's said in the amazing RP I do with :iconbotaniraver:, who is incredibly amazing at RPing Kaidan and just last night nearly made me cry during a very sweet scene between him and my Sheppig *snuggles Viri*)

Here goes! Kaidan... you make me melt into a puddle of fangirl goo.

"Seeing you alive sent me spinning..."

"I love you, Shepard. Always have. I want to find out what this is between us... make it real"

"Hey you!"

K: "Hey. You know you were gone when I woke up >.>" *heavy flirting*
S: "I didn't have the heart to wake you"
K: "hah that's sweet. But next time... wake me ;) "

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Is it bad that I'm only playing Andromeda to romance Vetra?

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"Can you feel it, Shepard? Feel the quickening? Illusive Man better say his prayers tonight, because we're coming for him. Murderous asshole. Oh yeah. Tide is turning. I can feel it."

"I could use a reality check"

"You know, going into the geth consensus is going to be the BEST chapter in your autobiography"

"Horizon... I'll own that. I just you to know that I haven't seen anyone since you died... and that I still care"

"My implants got rattled. The doctor explained it in a lot more... technical terms, but that's what I got from it. Rattled."

"Just a quick drink. Then I'll go."

"... I lied. I didn't just come here for a quick drink."

"I'm gonna fight like hell so I can see you again."

"Do you even remember that night before Ilos?"

"Are we the pride of the Alliance fleet or not? Are we valued agents or just bions?"

K: "We're fighting a gigantic, super advanced race of machines and I don't know if I should be in awe or be scared because they're aliens?"
S: "The turians are aliens and we put a boot up their ass."
K: "...I think we're gonna need a bigger boot, Commander."

"When you put it that way, there's no reason they wouldn't like you. I mean, us! Humans! Ma'am."

"Shepard... look at us. This can't end well." *in a standoff with Shepard* (fucking Cerberus and Council drama...)

K: *totally beaten up and laying on a hospital bed* "You know I should be good to go.. they just keep finding one more test to run"
S: "Want me to break you out?"
K: *chuckles* "aah... I'll let you know."

>>164152029
yes

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*the EYES!* "You ok Commander?" (Only for those of us who brought Kaidan with us on the mission to the geth ship 8DDD Nothing like Shepard getting separated from the rest of her squad on a hostile ship to send Kaidan into a worry spiral)

"The holes in the tiles remind me of a bathroom floor"

"Still in the hospital. But I'm up on my feet, eating solid food, and making trouble for the nurses. They'll probably throw me out of here soon. Come by if you're on the Citadel. Same room. ~Kaidan"


"...I could shoot someone if it'd make you feel better"

"Well, that's very comforting. Certain death for some, fine for us."

"Who votes we take the well-armored vehicle into the deep, creepy bunker?"

"You sure have to climb a lot of stairs to reach the Council. Think that's suppose to be symbolic of their importance?"

"If your going to make a krogan statue you might as well make it big, right?"

"Anyone else hear that low hum? Sounds like it's coming from that statue. Makes my teeth tingle."

"When you look out and see something this beautiful...well, it really helps you understand what we're fighting to save."

"Mom was right; I should have brought a sweater."

>>164151550
The SR2 is a piece of shit desu. Horribly inefficient use of space and lacks even the most basic safety features before the Alliance spends a month refitting it. Also twice the volume of the SR1 for no real difference in performance.

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S: "Think you could learn to float down a few stories like that?"
K: *huffs* "Well. Not in ten minutes."

S: *looking over Cerberus data* "So what, does that mean I'm just some sort of advanced VI?"
K: "You're real enough to me."

"The Illusive Man used those people as a shield, so Shepard wouldn't see Cerberus' true colors."

"After what I saw down there...I've never been more filled with rage."

"The Illusive Man's obviously crazy, but bring him on. Cases like this... I don't mind killing crazy."

~~~~~~~~~~
Kaidan, I will love you forever!!! xP

>>164152414
TIM had an overcompensation problem.

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>>164152414
>"They spent a lot of money bringing you back, Shepard!"
>spends possibly 50 times that amount on the ship

>>164152839
Also a problem of wanting to get all his workers killed.

The reactor-core has no blast-door until the Alliance bolts a piece on for like 1,000 credits (according to Adams). So in the case of a power surge or overload, the heat-sinks discharge incinerate people. For some reason, the upper level of the core has windows that lead directly into the crew quarters. On top of this it doesn't even have a flight of stairs for the crew to reach the bridge even though the first Normandy did . The only way to get to it from the other decks is an incredibly slow elevator that can be easily wrecked, or a very small and cramped ladder at the back of the science labs. Also, for some fucking reason, the medical room is huge but has only one bed.

I feel sad that WG doesn't make collages anymore.

The last few threads were full of resources for them and they would make for better OP images than what was in the last few OPs

>>164153232
really haven't been in the mood to make one for quite some time, sorry.

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>>164153107
>Blames the Illusive Man instead of the terrible designers of Bioware
I can actually imagine that blast-door comment to be a nod towards the previous "creative" -team and their shitty work.
Shame ME3 turned out bad in any case.

Night /meg/

>>164154207
So who do I blame for the kitchen with the huge floor space area that could have been used for larger crew quarters? Or the super-sized walkway near all the hull terminals where there's all of fucking nothing being done with all the space?

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aw dammit you bunch of dicks

i thought we were going to let meg die

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>>164154396
nope

>>164154396
Huh. I must have missed the vote for that.

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>>164154396
shh. just sit back and think of best girl

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>>164156936
>and think of best girl
always do

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best character
best race
best husbando

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>>164157161
i got to you, didn't I?

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lads, last night I fucked the velociraptor

I can't wait for ME:A so I can do it again

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>>164158451
Turians are objectively the best race
And if Vetra isn't a romance option, I'm beating Mac Walters to death with a rake

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C-C-COMBO BREAKER

How come I never find that many decent pics of my OTP?

>>164168181
who is it?

>>164168316
femshep/kaidan [\spoiler]
The fans are the worst.

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>>164168437

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>when happy blueberry woman ruins your game

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>when happy blueberry woman is drooling while laying on a turian's crotch

you best be able to chuck Peebee out the airlock

>Halfway to image bump limit and the entire thread has been nothing but Kaiden posting and poorly edited gay turian porn

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>>164171950
Don't forget Mark Vanderloo, you fucking cunt.

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>>164171950
I told you guys to let meg die, I told you guys to take a break

It's not my fault you retards can't contain your autism

/dag/ fuck off

there's too much Asari in this thread

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>>164173626

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soon

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>>164174550
Fuck off tumblrcunt. You're getting almost worse than jackfag and gypsyfag.

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>>164174858
>implying that there's only one of each waifufag
>posting anime to do so

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Member when ChillChell was best Turian?

I member.

Say what you want, Liora-censored-porn is funny

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>>164176009
Too bad I am out of it.

Here have Happy Blueberry Woman.

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>>164174989
Newfags raus!

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In Andromeda, we don't have a Mordin. Everyone ready to break out in hives after fucking the velociraptor?

totally worth it

>>164174989
>tfw Tali will never hunt you with the help of her helmet HUD

>>164178883
>Everyone ready to break out in hives after fucking the velociraptor?

The "oral contact with dextros is dangerous" thing never made any real scientific sense and seems to have been forgotten about in ME3.

>>164179041
wasn't it just turians? when you fuck tali the issue is with her health

>>164180183

turian fluids are like antifreeze. really sweet, but really toxic

>>164180183
The "oral contact is dangerous" thing comes up with both Tali and Garrus in Mordin's dialogue.

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>>164179041
the dextro/levo divide idea was so dumb.

It makes sense that species from different planets can't eat the same stuff already, no need to add bad science to the mix. Species from ONE planet don't eat the same things in the same ways. I mean, imagine if your turian companion was an obligate carnivore and slurped down a live monkey every meal. It doesn't need to be a dextro-monkey for that to be uncomfortable. And meanwhile the asari filter microscopic organisms through their head folds, like a whale's baleen.

And if they wanted sex to seem more 'dangerous', there was no need. There's obvious physical incompatibilities you could introduce, but even differences in pH level between species would be a big deal. If Garrus blew his load and it was just a little more acidic or basic than Shepard's body was designed to handle (even assuming everything else was the same between species) it could still cause a serious infection. And that's not even touching on the more imaginative stuff you could add, like 'your saliva is made of acid, kissing might be a bad idea'

>>164183121
Her tattoos are such an ugly clusterfuck mess.

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>>164183235
Hey, fuck you

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>>164182061
>Mass Effect
>bad science

Who would have thought. I went on an autistic rant about how bad the Quarians design was among a myriad of other things. You just have to take things at face value I suppose.

Pic related.

>>164183525
is that the real makani.

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"I know I have a Wraith, but keelah Shepard, must I take point every time?"

>>164184616
She drew it, she used to help a regular here

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>>164154356
the retarded designers at bioware of course.
ah yes, (you)s are back.

>Femshep/Liara
Worse than 100.000 genophages

>>164185762
I dunno, it honestly seems in-character for TIM and his gang.

>>164185791
Weird how PB jelly has real ones in Andromeda

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>>164184616
>>164185512
She broke into the comics industry recently, pretty nice. Doesn't seem to have gotten much work yet though, she really needs to stop just drawing for Dark Horse and make a name with the Big 2 instead.
>Makani drawing Legion of Super-Heroes
Don't think I could handle it.

>>164185873
Because Bioware designers/creators/writers thought TIM and his gang were pretty smart. Imagine dumb people trying to imagine smart people and that's what you get.
Picture mildly related.

Hey /meg/. Happy New year!

>>164187506
un-banned?

>>164187506
Sup Tali-ban.

A new year means a new cancer. Probably.

>>164187774
I was not banned, only warned. I haven't been posting because I was on a road trip.
>>164187807
Cancer never changes.

swampbeast autist, spamming your pics makes no sense if there are no waifu spammers around, you know?

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>>164185762
Only today that I noticed they were gone while browsing on my phone. Got an addon on desktop that still gave me plenty of (you)s

>>164187506
>>164188053
By all means please do get banned if you can't contain you're cancerous ways

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Kaidanfags must be asleep

>>164189314
he had a point in spamming though, you don't.
there hasn't been a talipost in over an hour.

He only hates gypsylovers and immigrants though. Autist is many things but not those.
Also, his whole kaidan spamming was even copied from swampbeast autist. So doubt he'd have reacted to this

>>164189496
Was for >>164189314

>>164189384
That's obviously not the autist, there's a 2m countdown on image posting

>>164191975
Already posted, faggot. As though the spam isn't boring enough.

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Reminder that Liara handed Shepard's body over to his enemies without knowing they planned to revive him, argued against bringing him back when she found out, didn't tell anyone about it, let Garrus throw his life away as a result, and then lied about it to Shepard's face two years later by saying she wanted to get the body to bring him back all along.

Holy fuck, i haven't been here for a few days and it's become even more pathetic.
Wew, that's something