>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/700
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://www.opendota.com/ (formerly yasp.co)
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
>LGD is the owner of the biggest betting site in China - VPGAME
>LGD.ruru stole an API-KEY
>VPGAME was able get scrim data of all other teams.
>VPGAME was able to move items freely between any steam users, they did it in a way making valve think other competitors(大力菠菜,DOTAMAX) scams their users.
first for frog1
reminder you can get low priority for leaving an UNRANKED game where nobody loses anything
Literally nothing will happen to LGD or the chink slut
Stop talking about it
Forget about it like Halloween and Christmas
Anyways who here /hyped/ for the Chinese New Year event?
>be chink manager of half the teams in the scene
>steal admin API key
>literally cheat in esports for 3 years, grossing over 5 million dollars from high place finishes at internationals
>hack players inventories and frame your competitor for "scamming"
>valve security either so worthless, or the company so corrupt and sold-out to chinks, that they allow a fucking external account to abuse an API like this for so long, never detecting the abuse.
>also allowing fucking external requests outside their corporate/secure network to do things like manipulate items in players inventories and accounts, literally tens of thousands of dollars sometimes.
this is literally the biggest scandal in esports history and nobody fucking cares
it was dropped at the holiday season (almost as if to be swept under the rug) and reddit is ignoring it
fuck this shit
ruru is fucking beautiful and I forgive her
>>164086271
reminder you can get low priority for leaving a RANKED game where nobody loses anything
>>164086271
but you do lose unranked mmr
is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.
>>164086203
how long do I have?
>>164086246
>NOT FIRST
I can see valves response now (if they even decide to respond)
>We've looked into the API key and found no cases of abuse, but just to be safe we've reset it and ensured that it cannot happen.
>In other news the chinese new bloom event is coming, make sure you submit your hats for the chests and look forward to spending money
>MMR is literally 1 now, was at around 2k last year
Now that I've hit rock bottom, can I finally start winning again?
>buy 6k account
>only play unranked
>can never fall out of 6k
downsides?
>>164086280
Reminder it is not cheating unless you make no money or you are popular
can someone please explain what an API Key does
>>164086225
isn't ruru a grill? who is the real mastermind behind all of this?
Am I supposed to expect that a qt3.14 chink girl beat Valve at jewing people?
>>164086541
you have to play unranked
>>164086541
Yea you wasted money on a 6k account that you will never make use of besides showing off your epenis. Unranked has a separate MMR by the way.
>>164086541
you bought a 6k account
>>164086585
she is so beautiful XD
>ywn get manipulated by ruru
>>164086572
it gives you access to underlying dota systems
>>164086572
API Key is like being able to log-in as an admin basically and you have access to everyone's account, whether it be replay data or inventory control
>>164086594
>not "you have to play dota"
>>164086626
>unranked has its own mmr
nope
>>164086748
>her ultimate manipulation is that she was a he the whole time
ruru is ____
>>164086773
yep
>>164086585
BREAKING NEWS
VALVE IS REPORTING THAT RURU WAS FOLLOWING ORDERS UNDER THE TRUE MASTERMIND. VALVE HAS RELEASED A PHOTO BUT HAS YET TO IDENTIFY HIM
>>164086762
>API Key is like being able to log-in as an admin basically and you have access to everyone's account, whether it be replay data or inventory control
No, that's now how the regular API key works.
>>164086773
>nope
http://blog.dota2.com/2013/12/matchmaking/
>We actually track a total of four MMRs for each player:
Normal matchmaking, queuing solo
Normal matchmaking, queuing with a party
Ranked matchmaking, queuing solo
Ranked matchmaking, queuing with a party
>>164086773
>>unranked has its own mmr
>nope
retard alert
besides unranked mmr caps out at 5k so it doesn't even fucking matter
>>164086572
grants admin access like what only icefrog & valve software devs/support are supposed to have. (and only on their internal network or when vpn'd into it)
also is designed for software nerds so you can easily script & automate things, i.e. make it even easier to cheat by spying on scrims
>>164086762
>>164086907
Do you faggots even read?
>The normal API-KEY can only view the data of public matches, however the stolen one was able to view private matches
They didn't steal a normal API key
>buy 6k account
>don't lose mmr anyway because as long as you're not pos1/2 it's ez as fuck to maintain at least 50% winrate
high mmr is literally the promised land where retards are verboten
the only reason d2g tries to cover it up is because they want to keep it so only NEETs who grind MMR for thousands of hours can reach it
>>164086998
I'm pretty sure the original poster implied he was asking about the one Ruru stole, which was the admin key, not asking about a normal one
>>164086998
no shit retard, it's obvious from context he meant the stolen API key not API in general
neck yourself violently my man
i swear to god there's a decent chance, especially since it's entering the thirdie power hour, that we've got chinks trying to cloud and distort the discussion as that's the best damage control you can do with this scandal
i really dout anyone can be this fucking stupid
not even on d2g
>>164086907
>also is designed for software nerds so you can easily script & automate things, i.e. make it even easier to cheat by spying on scrims
>Implying teams know this
Back when Icex3 made and AMA on
So at worse ruru got them replays from scrim from private lobbies (only friend of the player can donwload this)
So ritsu leaked one scrim and meanwhile LGD had the data of every scrim every other team ever played? Did I understood it right?
>>164087260
players are dumb video game retards but they setup a database for their stupid shitty chink website so they hired some software nerds who definitely did know about that potential and did abuse it to the maximum amount possible.
>>164087303
correct, except it wasn't just LGD, it was multiple teams (CDEC, etc).
and yes, those teams made millions (mostly at TI) thanks to their cheating
>>164087303
yes but ritsu is a faggot
doesn't their API-Key only let them see chinese scrims anyway?
>half of the chinese scene spied on his strats for years
>the teams that spied on him still could not defeat him
how did he do it bros
>Navi.Pajkatt
am I reading this right?
Is it worth grinding back up?
>>164087461
No. It was _all_ data
also API keys are not region limited. Check the documentation.
The keys were intended for the organization known as perfect world, but they had access to _all_ servers, not just PW.
>>164087527
>They fell for the API honeypot
>>164087665
>The keys were intended for the organization known as perfect world, but they had access to _all_ servers, not just PW.
is Valve just retarded or something? Thats like putting a bike next to a google
>>164087303
correct except nothing was lost when they kill ritsu
meanwhile LGD owns the chinese dota, If you're Valve what can you do?
>>164087781
>If you're Valve what can you do?
call Trump
>>164087723
Valve is either retarded or sold out to corrupt chinks for market share.
The simple fact that the key could FUCKING MOVE ITEMS IN PEOPLES INVENTORY is a gigantic fucking red flag the size of texas
ESPECIALLY WHEN IT COULD BE EXECUTED FROM AN EXTERNAL NETWORK?
REALLY
MAKES
YOU
FUCKING
THINK
And they didn't even fucking monitor these actions and let it go unnoticed for years
absolutely fucking astounding
no wonder they had those issues in the past with fucking cached pages showing user info
>>164087808
should we go make a big deal out of it on Reddit? Valves not going to do anything otherwise
>be a boy
>put on a wig, dress, and pushup bra
>call yourself a girl (male)
>use your charm to seduce and steal API-Keys, fix matches, and defeat competing gambling sites
RMYT...but was getting caught part of her plan?
>>164087903
yes the gulagians with reddit accounts should
there is a thread on reddit but it has pathetic # of upvotes frankly
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/5kwwd6/full_translation_of_lgdruru_scandal/?utm_content=title&utm_medium=hot&utm_source=reddit&utm_name=DotA2
>look up old gameplay
>map was sehow prettier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IK0YuwK9B8Q
>>164087946
>the gulagians with reddit accounts should
>>164087978
this gimmick is really tiring
when will barneyyy give it up?
>>164087904
any excuse to push your shitty tranny bullshit on everyone huh?
>>164087946
>a clip of wagafaga's stream where a girl speaks on a mic has more upvotes than the largest scandal in dota 2 history
really makes me think
im mad goodnight gulag
biggest scandal in dota history and nobody cares
because it doesn't involve western e-celeb players i guess
>>164088071
I'm am greatly anticipating the first massive SEA DotA scandal
>>164087904
hao already did it but based navi managed to stop him
people should have seen it coming the second time
>>164088223
there are so many things wrong with this
>>164087781
partner with LGD's competion
ruru doesn't have ties to perfect world anymore
bout to play my first solo ranked game in 2 years. 3.2k mmr how do I win in this shit bracket?
Who's the superior mastermind?
Who would win a chess match?
the Chinese twink game fixer or the salty autist
why are we even getting riled up by this? we all know valve will ignore it or will give them """""""""""""punishment""""""""""""""" that results to nothing.
whats the sleeper OP build for oracle? I like playing him but I usually play solo and playing solo with oracle is hard because you have to coordinate his abilities.
>>164088175
no one cares about your esports drama bullshit faggot. i want this god damn game to go back to being playable again.
>>164088274
yeah it has garbage composition, aspect ratio and white balance
Valve probably won't do anything but at least if reddit gets fired up it will be a black eye for valve
>>164088343
>we
>>164088343
there's no we faggot feel free to go complain on reddit
I've been busy with finals and then Christmas
how's 7.00? I might be able to play next week
>/d2g/ already fantasizing about a girl being a guy
Do you ever shut up
>>164088395
>chinks hacking players inventories is "esports"
what did the gulagian mean by this
>>164088349
4-0-4-1 and go Dagon 5
make sure you get all the last hits from killing heroes
buy 1 ward every 3min ? ? literally """"SUPPORT""""
>check dota2 reddit
>#1 is a shitty clip of wagas stream with 2k upboats
>#2 some guy calling the patch deathball, had to put a fucking bolded, underlinded, caplocked disclaimer at the top that it's his opinion to not get shittalked
>#3 is one of the numerous attempts at fixing the shit UI valve will never listen to
>#4 is the biggest scandal in dota 2 history that nobody cares about
>#5 is a guy feeding as venge
>>164088329
all the teams that used the API to cheat and spy were still not able to beat EG
when they did lose to chinks they were other, non-ruru orgs.
>liquidcucks are literally defending her
>>164088598
>check dota2 reddit
>>164087303
Did ristu even leak anything? thought he just made a skype group call and nothing really happened
>>164088598
yeah actually this is the right attitude to take
>people think reddit is ever good
>chinks literally have the tool to win every TI's
>they can't
how is this remotely possible?
what if cheating chinks were throwing in the late stages of TI to get that 2nd-4th place cash and not arose suspicion from valve to look at API logs
>>164088945
>>164088815
RMYT...
>>164088945
this guy gets it
winning 1st in everything sure is a good fucking way to get caught
>>164088945
>>164089049
>>164089052
jkit's not like valve has API logs
>>164089052
they why have gooks still not been caught in lol
>>164089052
the hacking brazilians in cs:go haven't been caught yet despite doing just that
>>164089228
because valve cares less about csgo than fucking tf2
>chinks could have cheated all the way to 1st place
>but they assumed valve coloration was a competent company and would have discovered their cheating
>they assumed valve would put in effort and have processes and safeguards in place that would have thwarted them
i thought asians were supposed to be smart
DOTARDS
WHO IS THE HERO WITH THE MOST R34???
>>164089364
who the fuck is that baby? how's that little guy dota 2 (two) related?
>>164089510
>he doesn't know the literal "my wife's son" of dota
I feel like there aren't enough utility items in the game. Like there is a bunch of shit in the game that just has no answer. Not saying any of this shit is overpowered but just saying it has no real answer or a very niche answer.
>1 Monkey King tree hop
Honestly, there isn't enough high ground ward spots to see him on trees. Obviously not every patch of trees needs a ward spot but in the most important locations, there is no spot to put a ward to see above trees.
Also, very few heroes can provide the tree height vision and the ones that can are a liability against the monkey king. For example, winter wyvern can see him but she is shit against because ice block will allow monkey to shit all over people.
The next thing is ghost scepter. Ghost scepter is a funny item. Its a double edged sword while BKB which is its functional opposite is not. Popping BKB has no downsides. Popping ghost scepter may get you killed. Yes ghost scepter is cheap but it can also be purged, taken advantage of and it takes up a slot and gives few stats. In reality, there should be a item opposite of BKB that gives auto attack immunity with no drawback. Why is there no functional opposite?
The next item, bracer. Bracer has been a shit item for a long time. In the past you would rarely see people go double bracer when behind. Nowadays no one buys a casual bracer and no one double bracers as a early item combo. You see people go double null and double wraith band but you never see double bracer? Why is that?
It obviously means that strength as a stat is very strange. Agility mechanically is a overpowered stat while most strength heroes can't even take real advantage of the bonus damage stacking strength gives.
What the fuck is this?
Please someone tell me where i can find the combat log.
>>164089475
unironically night stalker
>>164089626
Sorry dude. Valve doesn't do logging. Have you read the thread?
>>164089475
>>164089649
Guys please I need to know where the new combat log is it s fcuking nowehere in the notes
>stolen API key could and was used to manipulate hundreds of items from people's inventories and frame competition
>item is not allowed for this hero
Please tell me that there will not be a fixed item list for every hero to follow.
>caring about es ports
whats wrong with you
>>164089903
dude fuck off its a beta
Guys please where is the new combat log
>>164090081
dude ti6 just ended give them a break
Members of the Dota 2 Gulag
This is a long post, but I implore you to read it.
It is incredibly topical.
You have read many posts on 4chan, but this one you will remember for the rest of your life.
Logs?
why would we secure our API
Guys its pretty important please i need the combat log please tell me
LOGS??
>>164090243
Sorry here at Valve we dont do logs
Hell you could walk right in and nobody would know
>Logs?!?!
>Where we're going, we won't need logs
>Stupid retarded faggots think we 'do' logs
Just buy more hats morons
>>164089903
scoreboard > combat log
Guys please the logs I need'em
Which hero would you log, /d2g/?
>Thinking valve will take action
>Logs
>multi billion dollar software company that only deals in distribution and networking
>Basically hasn't made a game itself in a decade
>Doesn't log or monitor anything
>>164090591
the only person generating money is Ruru though
>logging actions taken by superuser API Keys
that shit takes harddisk space and do you know how much activity there is sheesh were not made or money
Theres WAY more asians playing dota than whites
The average age of whites is 45+
The white race is dying
Its expected of Valve to abandon us
Hey guys where are the logs we need to see what happened during the game
>play safelane carry
>get no support when i get ganked
>we lose
Who would have thought
>>164091174
Tell'em dude
Rogs?
>>164090130
>construction industry businessman
>narrated by an American who expects a 3rd world country to be 1st world
don't you mean
>play safelane carry
>overextend like a shitter
>feed
>lose
?
>>164090243
Just pick treant and go for a melee build
>carries cucked
>dead thread
rmyt
>>164091223
are you ok dude? you've been spamming for like an hour now
Hum you dont get to bring logs
FILENAME
Pogs?
>>164091587
Better
yogs?
what is an API admin key?
please (enter, enter) repsond (enter, enter) thanks
>>164091725
Let's come up with a name for the default courier. I'm thinking clarence.
>>164091543
some sort of
statistics?
>>164091808
hubert
How to damage control a losing game? It seems like once you start losing, the game is no longer in your control but your opponents. you basically have to wait for them to slip up or HOPE they slip up and get cocky. I can't think of any comeback ever made where the winning team didn't fuck up first in dota 2.
What is the key to coming back without having to wait for the other team to fuck up and throw that god like streak into your carries hands?
>>164092425
>be offlane, partnered up with a treant while playingviper
>treant is pretty good, secures us a few kills in lane and one on their jungleblood
>something happens that pisses off our mid invo and he starts flying off the handle
>teamfights are going our way, but then slowly start to turn because invoker is running around th map on his own
>somehow convince the invoker to stop being a huge faggot and join us, and he does
>then the fucking treant goes off on his own
>then the treant eyes up the entire jungle
>then the treant steals all of the jungle farm for the rest of the game
>meanwhile invoker has fully lost his shit, sold all of his items for a rapier, and fed it to the enemy team
>muted the invoker VERY early on but can tell he's still flipping out because treant is arguing with him
I finally lost my shit on the treant too, because he's just as at fault here. Treant is sitting on fucking Aghs/AC/Heart and can't figure out he's hurting the fuck out of our PL
>>164092425
Be techies
Does having a 4chan pass make you better at Dota?
Apparently, proximity mines that were previously placed will upgrade when you level up the ability. So if you have level 1 prox mines, place a mine, then level up mines, that mine will suddenly be level 2.
Abusing that by holding onto skill points can save a lot of mana in the long run when mining the enemy jungle
>>164092887
>apparently
did you just read the patch notes or something
>>164092887
????
how do you hold a skill point now
>Shadow Demon
>Chaos Knight with aghs
>And a Luna
Is this the best meme ever?
>be Tony
>need aghs to rat
>have the money for it
>put the other 3 needed in backpack
>team fight is brewing so I let the courier get the point booster
>middle of a clash and courier arrives
>aghs was completed in the backpack slot
>somehow I still get its effect
uh dotards?
>>164093050
>>164093050
why do people think luna combos with sd/ck?
luna is not an illusion hero...
>>164093203
>not an illusion hero
>his bouncy flimsy flapsy glaives bounds across the fabric of time and space that could destroy the galaxy with your raxes at the same time within few seconds
hmm
>>164093302
the glaives don't help her pushing
the only thing thats "good" about them is that they cancel blink daggers and can hurt supports
164093332
>the glaives don't help her pushing
>you're dealing damage to the other building while hitting another building
>not helping
you don't even deserve a .................
I stand corrected. This hero is shit. Can't fight early, falls behind and never recovers if he doesn't get the farm he needs.
Never play this hero as a carry. I'm literally losing MMR because of it.
are we REALLY just going to let this Ruru thing slide?
>>164093453
>responding to a 1k baddie who says luna doesn't combo with sd in the first place
>>164093493
Valve's used to Chink cock sliding down their throats, so yeah probably.
Don't forget to buy to participate in the upcoming Chinese New Year Dota event and purchase the Chinese New Year themed sets!
>>164093486
>this hero is shit
>7-10 at 50 minutes and managed to get a rampage afterwards
i the old reality rift was better at early game stage though especially for people who build him 1-4-4-1
>>164093486
Chaos Knight is amid hero.
CK is in a way stronger place than he used to be
illusions getting attack speed is fricking huge
the minus armor on your wex is much better than 180 damage
You still ofc have the same old problems you always did, but now that ancient stacking & farming doesn't exist, you don't fall so far behind
>>164093770
eh
maybe
>>164089553
Please explain
Every time i see a picture of him i burst out laughing
>tfw you carry as jungle ember
>>164087590
isnt Pajkatt good though
he coached for DC and was in alliance for a very short period
>>164094521
>he doesn't know
>tfw accidentally used too much too fast of my 1TB data cap this month
>the calendar month ended in just two days but I fucked up
>now there might be an extra $50 on my internet bill I have to pay thanks to "overage charges"
feels bad man. i just wanted to play video games.
>EE goes the traditional battlefury daedalus ember build instead of the regular octarine radiance build that's popular
>Loses
really fires up the neurons
>>164088031
im still mad he didn't win the cosplay contest
>PPD's stream right now
What the fuck.
>>164095609
just tuned in, what'd I miss
>>164092636
Only if you bought it before 2016
>Razor is a gay BDSM underworld god
DOTARDS?!
>>164095530
>Phase boots
>Bad
+24 damage in the early game is hella strong and the extra movement speed is hella useful.
Treads are honestly pretty garbage. They're called a crutch for a reason.
>>164086121
why is icecuck such a colossal asshole?
>>164095949
He was fired long ago and Gaben runs the show now.
Why the fuck are some heroes responses so few and so shit? For example, Shadow Shaman has like one fucking rival line with witch doctor. Thats it.
Monkey King has a line for like 80 percent of the fucking roster.
Some heroes have lines you will never hear because they are mostly incapable of killing the hero they have a line with. For example, Treant has a special line for killing axe or timber saw but you will never hear that line in game because treant will never kill axe or timber saw.
FUCK! I am particularly salty at how fucking many responses monkey actually has. Like what the fuck? They will never release a "content update" featuring new character responses. Fuck this game man.
So basically, Monkey king will forever be able to shit talk earth spirit but earth spirit will never be able to shit talk the monkey king. FUCK THIS GAME!
>>164096349
autism
So I haven't played since early 6.0. Is there an idiot's guide to 7.0 somewhere?
no you since you did so much reddit spacing and typed so much stupid shit but the reason is because valve used to rush heroes because the game was in a beta and getting the majority of playable heroes was important
>>164096431
Yea here's an easy 1 step guide to 7.00
Step 1:Uninstall
>>164096574
Okay, I guess I'll go playHotS
>>164096431
>click this
>click that
There, you just played the game
>>164096636Good
>>164096517
yeah but you and I both know that they will never revisit the rushed heroes and update their lines. So basically, newer heroes will have many more lines than older ones... forever. I mean shadow shaman has been ported in for the longest time. They have never EVER released bonus lines for any old character or updated lines. Hell, they even removed lines from some heroes and didn't replace them with anything else.
Warlock has a line cursing diffisual blade. Now that golems can't be killed by it, the line is gone never to be heard again and nothing has replaced it.
Ishelm of the dominatorthe best item in the game?
>>164097070
Yep. Absolutely. No contest. Hands down. If you disagree, fucking fight me faggot. You're wrong. It's the best item in the entire game. Objectively.
>>164097201
That's what I thought I've won three games in a row where I rush it on a carry hero.
>>164096907
>Hell, they even removed lines from some heroes
Like what?
Why is /d2g/ so wrong about dota every time?
Should I make a separate account just for DOTA?
"7.00 is a good patch to play carry"
-No one, ever
>>164095771
power treads and tranquil boots should be the new baditemgolem pair
all power treads gives you is some EHP/DPS/Mana, no functional effect, no movespeed
tranquils regen is so pointless now that its basically just 525 gold to get +35 movespeed until you get hit, at the expense of not being able to use phase boots. Basically something to only be paired with wind lace on cash strapped heroes, while treads are just garbage
>>164097947
also
>clarities and salves and bottle all work while jungling and taking damage
>tranquils dont
WHAT THE FUCK ICEFROG
>>164097594
did you not read the rest of the post you responded to?
>almost 20-6 on my smurf
>pick anti mage
>get free farm
>go 18-3
>shadow fiend says "lol i hate being carried by anti mages"
>he feeds them 3 rapiers
>lose
i forgot why i hated this game until now
>>164095530
>>164097947
Isn't tread switching really important for some heroes like Void?
>>164098583
tread switching is one of the most important and impactfull mechanics in dota, ignore the shitter
>>164098583
yeah doesn't make phase bad tho
Hey guys, what you think of alliance v empire in a couple of hours? Thinking of putting a bet on
is there a way to watch replays outside of the dota client?
What moments do you play dota for?
>BSJ+ixmike
Holy fuck how come noone told me about this team?
Literally our guys.
>>164100185
jist tv i think
never used it before tho
>>164098157
What mmr was that at wtf?
>>164098157
Post the dotabuff of it plz
THIS IS A STICKUP
PUT ALL THE FARM IN THE BAG AND NOBODY GETS HURT
I HAVE A GAME TO LOSE
just played a 50 minutes clinkz game where i completely forgot to buy boots and realised when i tried to sell them to switch to BoTs
is Ruru the whiter0se of Dota scene?
>>164101072
> Whiterose is a hacker affiliated with the Dark Army. Xe is a Chinese transgender woman with an obsession for managing xyr time. When xe and Elliot Alderson meet, xe gives Elliot three minutes to discuss the attack on E Corp. Xyr motivations are not explicitly explained and when Elliot asks why xe is helping fsociety xe does not reply as Elliot had exceeded his allocated three minutes.
what the fuck am I reading
How do you guys deal with a lose streak despite playing good? I feel like I have no control over the games
>>164101202
Not play solo
Watch a replay where I lost from like 3 weeks ago and realize that I made a shitload of really stupid things.
>>164101030
>heart meepo
>linken for some reason on invo for only one sheep
>le ebin perma chain ember shit
>2/14 nevermore without bot's 1 hour into the game
>aghs zeus, no bkb on him
>no bot's on void and spellthieves for that ebin chrono damage
>heart spectre and still no abyssal or diff 1 hour in
What is this shit?
>>164098583
treadswitching is necessary when you have treads
all it does is slightly amplify the hp/mana regen you get from other sources
but 7.00 made sustain trivial for all heroes and the effects of tread switching are small, and treads isn't a sustain item, and other sustain sources are overkill anyway
you could treadswitch to get more from a bottle, but in 7.00 with bounty runes fucking everywhere and shrines to heal at and half the heroes have methods to fountain trip in a few seconds with X or fire remnant or rearm or DWS or relocate or teleportation or haunt or dark rift or charge or replicate or test of faith, or your hero has busted regen built in like slark and alch or you just sustain with the ultra efficient raindrops or urn or arcanes or so on, whats the point?
animation canceling is a fundamental mechanic everyone must know because its important on almost all heroes in all scenarios, whereas treadswitching is just a way to get slightly more power out of a shitty item you shouldn't be buying in the first place
>>164086474
How does that even happen?
Just let me play your account so I can stomp on 1 MMR people for you
>>164101263
>linken for some reason on invo for only one sheep
if the enemy only has 1 targeted spell, and that targeted spell is a sheep, linkens is perfect
linkens sucks if the enemy has 20 different single target spells, because they'll just pop it incidentally
>>164101346
Different anon and while that logic is sound, the enemy team has zeus, who has a 1 second CD 1000 range linkens popper.
>>164101346
And they have spectre and zeus to break that easily.. And its a phoenix with sheep, if you cant react to his dive to bkb or something, then what the fuck
How to fix meepo aghanims:
>Now grants clones all passive abilities on items from Meepo prime other than bonus damage, attack speed, armor, hp or mana
>gains all evasion, magic resistance, auras, attack modifiers, regeneration, spell damage, cast range, movement speed
>does not gain active abilities or buffs from actives like armlet, blademail, mask of madness, bkb or silver edge or so on
>wake up
>still no frostivus
dough turds?
next big thing is going to be 4th pos arc warden. screen shot this.
>Valve releases a patch that is fucking buggy as hell.
>ESL genting is in one week.
>le flame ninja of easy escapes and safe farms
>le level 10 talent of heavy magic nukes
how is this balanced ice amphibian?
is this your answer for ember being so shit all these years
>>164100812
>>164100867
not 18-3 since my memory is shit but was more like 11-3 and couldn't do shit so i just kept dying
https://www.dotabuff.com/matches/2880181986
also yes
>normal skill
>>164102349
T-that's lewd they're b-brothers!!!!
>>164101912
Nope. But if we're lucky, we'll get sloppy seconds for the Chinese New Year event in February :)))
>>164101030
this is where the meme build fails. you are useless late game thjanks to bkbs
>chinese new year is on the 28th
are we seriously going from fall pass to in spring?
christ almighty
>techies can now clear the entire jungle in under a minute with his q
techies is literally the most broken hero in dota right now. He's literally antimage except instead of right clicking he just denies the ability to push. How is this shit allowed?
>>164103054
just shut up and enjoy your talent tree with sleek, minimalist UI. and buy Monkey King arcana.
>magic build ember is balanced
le icetoad face xDDD
>Always nice to everyone
>Never curse
>Always play my role to the best of my ability
>Even buy a few cosmetics
>Get low priority
??????
I don't know what I did wrong
My last behavior thingy showed 2 reports and 4 commends
>>164103873
>few cosmetics
goy what are you doing
>>164103873
>he thinks buying a pass saves him from making bad plays and getting reports
How many losses did you incur during the past 10 games?
>>164102609
caster ember shits out an unreasonable amount of damage lategame
bkb is a horrible defense against getting spammed on every 5 seconds
you can dispel chains and dodge some aoe damage for 5 seconds every 55 seconds. You're getting permachained and pummeled by radiance/flame guard/sof/shivas for the other 50 seconds
>doturd so shit fear plays Bloodborne instead
>>164103873
>Only 4 commends
Let me show you how a real good boy does.
>>164086225
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/5kwwd6/full_translation_of_lgdruru_scandal/
This is pretty fucking insane.
>>164105297
Shit is bugged and every 4-5 commends shows as 1 commend
nice try tho
>>164105496
?
are you saying I didn't get those 10 commends or what are you even saying
>Mute everyone at the start of every game
>Never say a single word
>Get low priority queue
Added Aghanim's Sceptre upgrade to Spectre:
-Haunt Illusions now deal 75% of Spectre's damage instead of 30%
-Haunt Illusions now take 75% extra damage instead of 200%
-Haunt Illusions last until they are killed
hire me icefrog
>Icefrog has known about LGD screwing over DOTA 2 since November.
>Nothing has been raised against LGD.
>That South American mid player and his team match fix one match to get some money to eat in their poor ass country.
>Lifetime ban in three days to all Valve events
kek
>>164101346
If this just was true
I had a fucking lion who keep using hex first on the enemy antimage with linkens instead of popping out with mana drain
5.1k bracket btw
>>164105657
Added Aghanims Scepter to Spectre:
>Haunt illusions are now full hero illusions like Hybrid or Venge Aghanims
>Dispersion and Spectral Dagger now work on them
>Duration from 5/6/7 to 9/10/11
>Illusions are controllable and can be instructed to do things other than just attack their target
>CDEC probably got 2nd in TI because they were fed all the relevant scrim data that LGD had access to.
>>164105868
Valve can't get enough of chinese semen.
Really makes you think why, is Valve loves China so much more than the rest of their audience, then why does every Chinese tournament fail miserably?
>>164105903
>antimage linkens
yeah 5k bracket my ass
why the FUCK would an AM get linkens in 7.00?
What is it about this game that attracts the biggest faggots in any community? How many times will a retard proceed to blame other people for their mistakes? Or when you point out something that they're doing bad they go all like "YEA BUT LOOK AT U NO WARDS ALL GAME" or when the classic d2gshitter spouts his retarded fucking idea of the game constantly that's dead wrong and simplistic calls that miss so many different elements of a certain situation?
I know some people shit talk peruvians, and they are truly fucking aids, but the only thing more aids than a peruvian is an autistic fucking faggot that constantly blames other people and goes above and beyond to defend his autistic cognitive bias. If you're one of this people, please, PLEASE KILL YOURSELF RIGHT FUCKING NOW
subscrub
>>164105657
t. patrick spooky ghost
>>164105920
Who would even have the micro skills for that?
>>164106086
my theory is it's because the game is free and can run on a toaster if need be. do you realize how many peruvivan shitstains wouldn't be able to play if the game cost $40-60 and had higher spec requirements?
>>164106147
>hotkey illusions
>teamfight breaks out
>press haunt, select hotkey, tab 6 casts of spectral dagger on 1 guy and then attack them all on him
>dead
>>164105397
>icefrog: ok thanks
he does it again
wait a minute
>Not just Icefrog but Valve themselves knew about the LGD scandle with the API-KEY
>And they did fucking nothing about it
lmao as if anybody needed any more clarification as to how professional dota 2 is a complete and utter joke.
People already give CSGO shit for aimbot accusations and now this with Dota? Valve is honestly the scummiest company in the world. Really puts things into perspective once you realise that a Chinese team has won every other TI as well.
Fucking Riot is more reputable than this. lmfao fuck dota
>>164106165
Did you even read what I wrote you fucking ape? peruvians are second rate aids compared to who I'm talking about
Design some shitty gimmicky aghs upgrade for a hero that doesn't already have one
>Dragon knight
>Slardar
>Lycan
>Underlord
>Arc warden
>Broodmother
>Ember spirit
>Clinkz
>Medusa
>Monkey king
>Phantom assassin
>Terrorblade
>Spectre
>Troll warlord
>Templar assassin
>Death prophet
>>164106221
remember when he killed dota 1?
>>164105496
That bug was fixed ages ago
>>164106298
well look how quick u flame you probably aren't fun to play either. i never said my post was exclusive to peruvians. making dota $40 would greatly improve the player base in general. anyways looking at your reply its obvious you are pretty toxic in games which nullifies any point you are trying to make.
>>164106346
Added Phantom Assassin Aghanim's Scepter upgrade:
-Coup de Grace adds a 10% chance to instantly kill your target upon attacking
Added Death Prophet Aghanim's Scepter upgrade
-Upon purchasing, Valve radios the nearest military base to carpet-bomb your house for being a Death Prophet picker
>>164106346
DK:
>green/red/blue -> red/blue/black
>black dragon form has permanent flying, flying vision and instead of 20 dps poison, ignites with 40 dps fire that spreads to nearby enemies for the remaining duration,
lycan:
>shapeshifted units now ignores backdoor protection
arc warden:
>all allied units are constantly pushed away from the fluxed target at 800 movespeed, flux duration from 6 to 9
ember spirit:
>fire remnants now copy embers casts of searing chains, sleight of fists & flame guard. Just increases the aoe/number of units affected by each, doesn't hit the same unit more than once in multiple aoes.
>remnant recharge time from 45 to 25
medusa:
>stone gaze now steals 100/200/300 mana per second from heroes facing medusa
phantom assassin:
>coup de grace now has a 100% chance to proc when it would deal fatal damage to an enemy hero
troll warlord:
>attack speed cap removed. Battle trace speed from 60/120/180 to 120/180/240
The correct term for an inmate of the gulag is a "zek". Do not forget.
>>164087946
>>164106680
10% is too much.
Something like 3-5% would be more reasonable (with no PRNG). It's obviously not reliable but it could be viable when you're far behind and desperate for something that could potentially turn around the game
>>164095530
literally all those items have a use and have had even before the atos buffs or whatever
just because you're retarded and don't kow when drums have outlived their usefulness, or midas has achieved it's gold goal, forget to activate your fucking veil before ulting, or kbnow how to time a blademail as youre about to reciev big hurts ,does not mean these items are bad
>>164106862
All of those items have their uses, yeah. Except Atos though.
Atos is fucking garbage.
>>164095530
Midas is the best item of this patch straight after Raindrops.
>>164106364
>killed
is it really killing if the engine can't handle the changes he wants?
>>164106284
>Fucking Riot is more reputable than this. lmfao fuck dota
Agreed, all of the shit with China/Perfect World and Valve and how long this has been covered up for makes Riot look like saints in comparison.
>>164106346
>dragon knight
infinite dragon
>slardar
aoe ult, somethig like 300 radius
>lycan
make him ans units under his control phased during ult, increase some numbers
>underlord
teleport anywhere on the map
>arc warden
new subskill, second clone
>broodmother
sipders vreated with nuke doubled
>ember spirit
attack all sleight targets instantly at the same time, cd reduced
>clinkz
adds kind of a midas effect to ult, extra exp and gold
>medusa
split shot targets from 5 to 10, split shots carry attack effects
>monkey king
can leave the area, warriors attack faster
>phantom assassin
void's old backtrack added to evasion
>terrorblade
infinite metamorphosis
>spectre
reality stuns in an aoe
>troll warlord
also decreases bat of affected units by 0.1/0.2/0.3
>templar assassin
more max traps, traps deal damage
>death prophet
spirits can be microed, some number increases
>>164107216
>Double the amount of spiders for Broodmother
Boy, that's a lot of free money for the enemy.
>>164107351
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>>164106707
>troll with alch gifted aghanims, 6 moon shards and consumed moon shard, swaps in an MoM at fountain
>affected by alacrity, ac, drums, hotd, hellbear aura, necro3, talent leap, press the attack, talent bloodlust
>gets a lotus orb'd focus fire from enemy windrunner
>.....
>has +2508 attack speed and 1.5 BAT
>attacks once every 0.0575 seconds, for 17 hits per second
seemsgud
>>164106420
>toxic
fuck off to LoL
>>164094967
>using Cumcast
>>164107216
>make him ans units under his control phased during ult,
are you consciously trying to make the worst aghanims suggestions possible
oh wow 8 collision radius gets phasing, what a good use of 4200 gold
>>164107216
>clink
>adds kinds of a midas effect to ult, extra exp and gold
wow I'm gonna build an aghanims so I can have midas!
>>164106284
>>164107150
I actually really hope Valve does something about this. Makes a public apology or just fucking acknowledges it at the least or SOMETHING.
I'm one of the few people here that actually wants esports and Dota 2 in general to succeed and survive for decades to come. But this sort of absolutely scummy, under-handed scandals are the sort of shit that can just kill EVERYTHING. Though that's only assuming people actually care enough about this to make a scene over it.
Worst case scenario - nobody fucking cares and this whole debacle is swept under the rig. It's also the most likely scenario too.
I'm scared for the future of Dota and esports, guys.
>>164107484
This is so unlikely to even happen but knowing how DotA works, this exact scenario will happen to at least one person.
>>164107216
clinkz should be a ranged axe type of ult
>>164107484
>>164106707
oh yeah how about this one:
Aghanims for Troll Warlord in 7.02:
>Battle Trance now lowers all allied heroes base attack time by 50/60/70% instead of granting attack speed
>Lowers trolls BAT in melee form from 1.5 to 0.75 / 0.60 / 0.45
>>164107719
>Death pact can now be used on heroes with less than 30% health, both allied and enemy heroes
Viable?
>>164107529
Dude the task was making gimmicky aghs, however this one, albeit lrobably not worth 4200g, would still be a good effect. It's not about lycan himself having trouble but wolves and necro units miss out on a lot of attacks because they constantly block each other.
>>164107626
>15s cd lvl 3
>Eyes in the Forest can now be cast on buildings
fixed?
>>164107642
So let's MAKE a big fucking scene, Diretide style. Someone here has got to step up to the plate and make something happen. Because:
>Worst case scenario - nobody fucking cares and this whole debacle is swept under the rig. It's also the most likely scenario too.
If everyone has their thumbs up their asses, that's exactly what happens. Start a wildfire with a combustible lemon that burns homes down, and make sure it can't be extinguished without a waterbomber (that being Valve actually acknowledging it).
Some days it feels like Valve just wants to cash out so they can spend all day hot gluing their Mirana nendoroids and Windranger figmas instead of actually giving a damn.
>>164107815
>death pact can now be used on enemy supports
viable.
>>164108073
>Death Pact can now be used on the enemy fountain, granting you its effects
Viable as
F U C K
what if each team's ancient/throne had a talent tree?
>Massive drama going on behind the scenes
>The only thing /d2g/ cares about is theorising about talent trees and aghs that will never happen
You guys are something else.
>>164108201
6th player is the ancient who controls the lane creeps
Additional aghanims for alchemist:
>Alchemist now deals bonus % damage and takes less % damage of all types against enemy heroes based on the net worth difference above 0
>If alchemist has 20000 net worth and they have 10000 net worth, he takes 50% damage and deals 200% damage
>Only functions if alchemist gifts aghanims to himself, not while its still in his inventory
>>164108293
just make aghs stack on himself like who cares
Reminder this is FIGURATIVELY (it is a team based game after all) Free MMR: The Build on already Free MMR: The Hero
if you lose with this build you for sure have some great excuse becuase otherwise if the game is fair its IMPOSSIBLE to lose with it
what if there was a talent that increased the amount of MMR gained or lost at the end of a match?
>>164108379
>alt c
>alt v
How do you press that?
>>164108421
>pick double mmr get talent
>you lose
>-48 mmr
>>164108469
c and v are quickcast
alt c and alt v arent
z and space have no quickcast
>>164086225
someone give me a tl;dr
>monkey king has 30 kills 0 deaths
>our pa has 12 no deaths
>i'm going 0 and 3 as storm spirit because meepo mid
>"Stupid storm spirit go ahead and feed some more no way we can lose now"
>score was like 60 13
>Pa buys a rapier
>monkey buys a rapier
>they try to dive their fountain when we take their racks and ancient towers
>Lose rapiers
>Weaver, silencer, and wind runner pick em up (Pa built two)
>proceed to go down mid and win in two minutes
holy fuck do i love 2k games.
>>164108516
>4 lines of text
>4 rather short lines, at that
>"TLDR???????"
>>164108483
i would do it.
>>164106346
DK Slowly decrease x% damage of nearby enemy heroes, removing the buff will reset
Slardar AoE Ult or 5th skill spear throw like powershow but if it hits you will push yourself forward
Lycan enable wolves to silently infest enemies for sight, lose your control duration 3sec
Underlord casting his ult gives enemy a 1sec slow every 1sec while shaking the ground like the visual effect of epicenter
Arc Warden no cast point and delay to spirits
Brood doubles the effect of her ult when inside the web
Ember innate radiance effect
Clinks eating creeps/neuts gives you their passive skills
Dusa split shots adds mana break
MK delet
PA 100% blur when crit hits + crit %dmg
TB permanent metamorph
Spect a haunted hero will lose its allied vision duration 10secs
Troll make fervor active 7charges cd 20sec
TA enables her to teleport to traps global
DP every uses of swarm add 4 ghosts when ult is active
>>164108516
>chinks has been cheating since forever and not winning anything
also that's ready a tldr you fucking mongoloid
>>164108516
valve is and has been enabling china to literally cheat, steal, and manipulate dota 2 for the past 3 years
>>164108263
We get enough drama from shithead trash cans infesting each and every fucking game we play. Many people here come to shitpost, relieve stress, and have a good time.
>>164108621
A Chinese team has won every other TI you realise.
>>164108640
>>164108621
you mean cheating match results?
define this cheating
>>164108603
>permanent metamorph
>haunted hero will lose allied vision
these sound actually good.
>>164108678
what I meant is LGD I'm just being racist
what if there was a talent that unlocked an aghs upgrade that allowed you to move steam items between accounts?
>>164108491
No I mean literally how do you press that?
Thumb on alt, index finger on c/v or what?
Why dont pros have some fun in unranked?
>>164108719
those are both my posts though anon what are you trying to say
>>164108839
I'm tired and retarded, is what I was trying to say.
>>164108767
i always keep my thumb on alt and almost always index on c
i also use alt with skills (quickcast and normal cast) and with groups(regular groups on 2-6 select all other on alt2 select everything on alt3)
w-what?
what did he mean by this
>>164106346
Broodmother: Spawn spiderlings makes the target explode doing damage to the area, every unit it kills also spawns spiderlings.
>>164108263
>only 1000 upvotes on reddit
>he thinks if he keeps spamming the drama , something will happen
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>chinese dota2 players
>>164109017
It should work that way by default
>>164108263
na tards leaked scrims before
csgo tards did the whole betting scams before
come back with some real drama next not sloppy seconds
that game permanently hindered my ability to think
>ledditkids complain that necro and techies are le toxic and antifun
>icefrog makes them stronger and more versatile
I know the new UI is shit, but I doubt the toad had anything to do with it. leagueshitters die inside when they play against these heroes and he knows it
and i do think the shrines are way too OP right now but imo the meta changes were meant to keep dota from becoming league to begin with, i.e. every game is the same idle farm fest, that's not strategy. 4prot1 carry strats are even better now which is how it fucking should be
>>164086280
Yeah,completely agree that,this is the biggest shit in esport history
I even think it is illegal,given that Ruru whore framed her competitors.
The most shocking thing is valve isnt going to do shit.
Fuck that shit,valve I have got enough of your shit
>>164109316
league players only complain about pub stompers like PA and slark
tech is not that toxic compare to teemo cause shit league has no gem and good sentries
>>164109316
>4prot1
if by 4prot1 you mean a luna and 4 midgame heroes then yeah this strat is better than in years
if by that you mean an afking carry that only joins the game when he is 6 slotted then no, its even worse than last patch becuase the game is faster paced, at least last patch you could still 1v9 on naga or some shit good luck now they will throne you pre 20 with luna
>>164109316
>got targeted by 3 as necro
>use all ult on me
>miraculously survive
>pop ghost shroud
>heal myself back to full
>kill them in return
>mfw
>>164109316
techies dotabuff winrate went positive for the first time in a very long time after the rework
>>164109476
>Jynx and Techies
I thought Teemo was the lol equivalent of techies
>>164109561
i suppose jinx has more allauh akbar concept than teemo
>>164086280
There honestly needs to be an extremely bigger outroar from the community over this, but even fucking Reddit doesn't seem to care.
I honestly don't fucking get it.
Somebody contact fucking Kotaku or some shit I don't care anymore. Just get this shit to the fucking media so it DOESN'T JUST GET SWEPT UNDER THE RUG.
>>164106346
>>Phantom assassin
PA can roll twice to confirm Coup de Grace and Blur, increasing her chance to score a critical hit or evade enemy attacks as well as adding a small chance to score a double critical hit or riposte enemy attacks.
An excellent upgrade.
- Blur -
Chance not to proc: 25%
Single proc: 50% (normal effect)
Double proc: 25% (riposte; reflects attack damage back at her attacker)
- Coup de Grace -
Chance not to proc: 72.25%
Single proc: 25.5% (normal effect)
Double proc: 2.25%(causes double critical damage, up to 529%/1156%/2025%)
>>164109112
>continuous spell card
Not in a world where MST exists (and isn't banned).
>>164109561
Now that I think about it, KotL would probably take his perverted innuendo thing he has going on with most of the Dota chicks to the next level if he ever was with Lux.
>6am
>our boy is streaming
>>164089553
That isn't Purge's wife's son, he is a some pinoy player son
>>164109550
>round vs techies
>demine all his shit just by facechecking and right clicks
>team of 700HP squishy retards ignore the mines he puts down during fights at all times and just walk into them and never hit them and instead call techies bullshit
>it's a 4 stack of 1k mmr
>>164109495
this has more to do with luna being OP with illusion heroes
>People comparing this to CS:GO scandal.
This is closer to coorp spying rather than hacking the game to make chink hero win more exp/gold while having maphack.
And chink couldn't even exploit the data to it's fullest
>>164094224
>>164109985
TNC.Kuku's son I remember the time it was posted during their run at TI6
>>164110490
dude who cares? literally everyone even reddit the valvedrones know that valve would just ignore it
>Play the first ranked
>Some retard start feeding from pre-horn
>Lose the game
>-24 mmr
>Like the 9th time someone intentionally feeds this week
Guess its time to leave the shithole of solo ranked, where do i get friends that are not autistic to play with?
>>164110490
just a data lamao compare to literally hacking in csgo its fucking nothing
I bet you can't beat me even if I say I'm a timber picker
>>164110490
Speaking of which, has anyone even looked at Risewinter? They're seemingly rising out of nowhere and they're landing deals with orgs like Beyond the Summit already. And what do you know, they happen to be Chinese.
Are they a front for LGD now that they've been exposed? How else would they have bigbux when they're in their infancy?
>no esports until Kiev
D E A D G A M E
So this is why valve invited LGD to Boston for free...
How do you play spectre and AM without losing to fucking luna/drow push.
>>164109676
that's a pretty cute anime image
what the fuck where is the guide editor? I can just edit existing guides and no longer make my own ones and i used to abuse this system in order to make personal notes on heroes by myself
>I like the new patch
what did he mean by this?
>>164111507
He sold out to valve
>>164111425
on am there is no other way than rushing ring of repick
on spec i imagine some blademail urn shit and always sitting on drow/luna might just let you win sometimes
>>164111542
>>164111507
FUCK OFF DID HE REALLY SAY THAT, NOT MY NIGGA ARTOUR.
>>164107642
No screw you. I want valve to get rekt for what they've done
>>164111635
>muh gulag narrative of every patch ever being 10x worse than the previous one might not be correct
>no i know better than a player in top10 of the world, he must be wrong
really makes you think doesnt it
>>164111635
quack quack, my fellow duckling
>>164086275
is that Zfreek?
>mfw there are still baby ducks butthurt about the patch
Is this baby duck thing the new meme Reddit's trying to force on us?
>>164112049
you mean 2016 d2gquackspoiler]
>>164112049
why would reddit try to force a pro-patch meme when they're the most vehement bashers of the patch
>>164108379
why do you get satanic on monkey king?
>>164112049
Baby duck is valve employees trying to force a meme of adapting to whatever happens so that they can jew it out even more and become even more lazy.
>>164112202
because you have like 20s cd on it and can regen like 4k life if you clutch it
not monkey king btw
>one country's leader tries to end a war
>one country's leader tries to start a war
>same day
really makes you think
>>164112260
t. royalty of the jungle
What does baby duck mean?
Stop saying it. I don't even get it.
anonymous' dream takes him to the top of the clock tower. his face betrays no emotion as he unpacks his suitcase and begins assembling the high-powered scoped rifle.
he grips the handle as hard as he can, confident that the lens on top will allow him to 'zoom in', making his target appear closer.
"there's lebanon" BANG
"there's lebanon" BANG
"that's lebanon too" BANG
>>164112347
just respond with quack quack to posts you dont agree with who gives a shit what it means lmao
>>164111507
He means he realizes he can do nothing to influence the game development and is giving up to protect his livelihood
>>164111701
Artour "RTZ" "Reddient ruined this game" Babaev publicly complained about the past 10 patches.
>I'm too retarded to grasp something
>Stop using itquack quack
>its a Ruru decides the game episode
https://clips.twitch tv/beyondthesummit/AdventurousRavenTheRinger
>>164112403
He's been complaining since 6.82 when valve made it impossible to 1v9 by cucking carries
NEW HERO: DAMAGE MAN
Quas: AoE damage that stuns
Wex: AoE damage that hits buildings
Exort: AoE damage that slows
invokeR: AoE damage that's toggled
>Someone makes a statement
>Adjust and twist the meaning of the statement to fit your personal narrative until the original statement is meaningless
wdhmbyt?
Wtf is a baby duck
>>164112436
Seriously, wtf was this
>>164112347
baby duck syndrome refers to people who hate change because they don't want to adapt to new conditions, since baby ducks consider the first living thing they see to be their mother and will judge everything after based on the first thing they imprinted on
it's a term used by armchair debaters like strawman and ad hominem
>>164112481
>Wex: AoE damage that hits buildings
that sounds a bit too good, it should be single target
wait that's leshrac
>>164112563
you
quack quack nigga
>>164112563
it's when a world leader acts all butthurt and the other one doesn't take the bait
>>164112636
Erdogan is forced world war 3 and Putin won't take the bait?
>be #1 carry on team
>going into BO5
>we win first game
>we win 2nd game
>for 3rd game, I'm obligated to play support for my new carry, not allowed to run as carry again
>listen to mic of our carry
>its a grill
>she's telling everyone else she has to win this game for all grills and we should let her win because grill power
>turns out reddit exposes she's cheating on strategy and pick screen
>she tries to carry
>fails fucking hard
>loses to enemy alchemist
>claims only reason we lost is because dota is racist, homophobic, sexist, bigoted, evil, unstable and the enemy carry is unfit to play carry even though he clearly won the game
>our carry spergs out and refuses to gg as the throne is dying
>I'm still support, have to tell our carry to tap out
>I start shilling for our carry afterwards, forced into damage control I don't believe in
>have to peddle story that we only lost because enemy team was hacking
>have to create drama against other teams we scrim with and damage our relations
>just wish I could have played carry a 3rd time instead of being stuck supporting her dumb cunt ass as she fucks up everything she touches
>quack quack
>muh proton-neutron-electron world
You're all baby ducks for assuming you had any bussiness playing 1v9 carry in the first place
>>164086121
>Techies weren't nerfed
>>164112846
you do realise catholics are literally the most progressive branch
pope said many times if you deny evolution or claim creationism you are literally retarded
its protestants that are the backwards one
>>164112846
but that's protestards
>>164112924
>>164112993
>>164112846
>chilling a dead religion
>>164113034
Is reddit seriously going to let the 5 million dollar ruru hacking and fraud scandal go by quietly
>>164112710
>tfw supports need to carry your carry
>>164113034
current pope is no different than previous ones in their views, hes just says the same things they did
litearlly the ONLY thing cathols are still kind of retarded for is their view of anticonception
fix that and we can build a galactic empire based on that religion
>his "religion" allows people to marry plushies
>>164113137
>ruru calls her ex-husband that runs perfect world to ban valve
>Valve cucked out of chyna
>dotards loses a third of the playerbase
>no chink events or chink money to the prize pool
>game spirals to a death by 2018
>>164112869
>Techies then
>Stack mines
>Early ganks rush in and suicide
>Push towers mid game
>Freeze flowers late game
>Almost a guarenteed win
>Techies now
>Place bombs everywhere
>Rush to buy ghost buy scepter
>Can start silencing enemies then
>Fuck the freeze flower
>If you are solo rushing towers you are doing it wrong
New techies a shit
>>164112367
What always makes me laugh is putting "zoom in" in quotes and phrasing it like it doesn't always work but he's sure it will this time
nationalism is just a honeypot version of religiousness
>>164113230
Yes divorced people are usually on good terms and will do gigantic favors which could easily ruin their career and life for their ex
t. Adult duck
>>164113281
that's fanfiction for thou
enjoy your stay
>>164113270
why ghost
Arteezy can play Meepo?
>veno vs team of sand king, slardar, TA, weaver and a fucking riki
>die to riki ganks more than i should
>still win safelane against slardar
>lategame starts
>entire enemy team has fucking blink
>lose a teamfight horribly
>cover entire fucking ally side of the map in death wards
>nobody can initiate anymore
>riki keeps dying over and over trying to meme me up, since i have a force staff, eulls and ghost scepter
>TA melts under poison novas and refraction is nonexistent
>hit weaver with dust then gale after he ults and yakkity sax around the map to kill him
>their ass backwards fights get them teamwiped multiple times
>push with wards
>aim wards at initiators when they respawn
>hit R from time to time
>win game
i miss the old veno model
the way the mouth moved was so fucking great
now we have viper's bastard son with a scorpion
>>164113408
he cant, he has been getting memed on all game, doesnt help that meepo is literally one of the worst heros in the game right now that is countered by like 90% of the hero pool
>>164113408
he played like 10 meepo games in a row in party 2 or so days ago
he was practicing the hero back when he was super op and could 1v90 so yeah he can
>Ilexa gets arrested for denying
>left alone in a jail cell for weeks or possibly months
>she proclaims her innocence every chance
>Luna visits
>Ilexa is relieved thinking Luna is there to free her
>"Yes, I’m aware of your innocence, creep. I was the one who had you incarcerated."
>Ilexa is confused
>Luna explains she’s going to kill ilexa and fuck her corpse
>ilexa breaks down crying
>off goes the head
>in goes the futa dick
though the order of those last two points could possibly be reversed
>>164113504
>>164113427
Stop picking the shit hero
>be veno
>use ult
>you are now an inferior beastmaster boar(s)
STOP IT
>>164113504
i enjoyed reading this post
>>164113547
>press r
>get the highest damage output even without aghs
inferior boar my ass
>>164113381
She'll remarry him or something because she's hot.
>>164113642
zeus shits out way more damage than veno and is actually useful when his ult is down. if you want high magic damage you are better off playing zeus
the nutshack theme but nutshack is replaced with baby ducks imprinting on a dumbed down version of WarCraft ]|[
There's nothing baby duck about 1v9 being impossible now.
Stop misuisng baby duck syndrome.
It only refers to user interfaces and it does indeed describe why your dislike of the new UI is invalid.
>>164113898
quack quack
>can't play other games because they're too shallow and not as deep as dota
>can't play dota because it's shit now
ggwp
RETURN TO YOUR TRUE HOME, WHITE DOTA PLAYERS
Return... to WarCraft 3 DotA
>WC3 Dota Runs better than Dota2
>It has better pathing
>It has less bugs
>You can choose which patch you want to play, just download the appropriate 8MB file
>No cosmetics
>No custom special effects
>No casuals
>No casual enabling
>You can make as many accounts as you need
>No reporting for being a meanie
>No shitty forced shit like in game betting
>No goypendiums
>Better Art design
>Better Sound design
>Team colors
>Aghs/Aura visuals
>Variety of servers to use
>No Valve or GabeN
>No Muslim Alija to terrorize you
>Is getting consistent updates
>No Steam requirements
>Also comes with WC3 which provides you with a hundred other potential options
>No Reddit
>Lore is slightly better than the shit of Dota 2
>A Classic
>the DotA actually stands for something (Defense of the Ancients) instead of being a weird name
>No pandering
>No tournaments
>101% free
>Made with love
>>164113898
That's what I have argued before, but if its remotely effective /pol/-style idiots will begin applying it to literally EVERYTHING
>>164113954
Quack quack quack
>>164113867
>thirdies are the ones who pick carries exclusively
>thirdies compromise the overwhelming majority of Dota Two's playerbase and Dota Two Gen's posterbase
>carry role cucked
>therefore thirdies quit
>Dota Two and Dota Two Gen die
i should let that sink in for a moment
>>164113898
>hides vital information
>invalid dislike
>>164114098
quack quack quack
>>164113974
>playing poo to the loo version
ARGENTINABROS WW@?
>>164113974
Only pinoys and russians with bad computers that can't run dota 2 play wc3 doter.
>>164114118
What vital information?
Don't say stats unless you want to look foolish, stats only matter to determine HP, Mana, Armor and attack, which is all visible!
>>164113974
wc3 dota is literally shitskin dota
Do you think the fps issues will be fixed? Or will they not?
What is the Dota Two equivalent of the Banuta Door (pictured left [when unexpanded]/above [when embedded]/in a different tab [when opened in a seperate tab]?
>>164114201
>stats only matter to determine HP, Mana, Armor and attack
1k agi carry spammer detected
>>164106346
Dragon Knight
Breathe of Fire now converts the damage deducted against enemies into his own damage as bonus.
Duration : 3
Breathe of Fire cooldown reduced by 7
Slardar
Grants Slardar an ability called "Slithereef"
Slithereef
-Summons a field made of coral reef and rising waters for Slardar to Guard.
Grants Slardar armor and attack speed equal to number of intruders inside the reef.
Armor bonus : 5
Attack speed bonus : 30%
Duration : 10
Cooldown : 20
Medusa
Luring Shot
-Attacks on target causes taunt for a certain duration equal to level of split shot.
Causes damage return against taunted creeps.
This ability is a UAM,
Damage return (before reductions) : 600%/900%/1200%/1500%
Taunt duration : 2.25
Taunt target cooldown : 4.77
Clinkz
Grants an ability called "Burning Tower"
Burning Tower
-Creates a watch tower where Clinkz will be at the top of it. Summons the last neutral creeps that Clinkz killed.
Clinkz cannot be attacked until the tower is destroyed.
-This ability's level is equal to the level of Death Pact
Number of neutrals : 3
Tower HP : 1500/3000/4500
Flying Vision : 1925
Attack range bonus : 500
Duration : 10
Cooldown : 25
>>164114369
Baby duck detected
>>164114250
did the older fps issues get fixed?
>>164114240
>>164114179
>>164114132
so is Dota Two
>>164114201
you can't even see the distinction between innate and bonus armor/attack
Thread quality down the shitter.
Underaged shitposters are running the asylum and no hotpocket is here to clean up the reports.
i wonder where I could talk about this videogame and not be bothered by 14 year old indians on dial-ups exerting their hormonal rage upon my cerebrum.
Salam my brothers. I have just finished my prayers to Allah that all Slark players be struck with cancer and AIDS. I also prayed for Slardar buffs. Enjoy your friday.
>abed a literal seamonkey is friends with artour
reeeeeeeee what the fuck is this
epic memes fellow 12 year old, let us how them to the other kids in class
we'll be dining at the cool kid's table in no time!
>>164105868
>>164105950
This dick sucking of rice niggers killed dota. That, and reddit.
>mfw when ggboots tinker still works
>valve employees forcing an adaption meme to cover their fuckups
really gets me contemplating
>>164114373
There's a SLIGHT difference between 5+20 and 20+5 armor when playing vs elder titan
>>164114526
Doesn't fucking matter
Nobody plays elder Titan and oh no you have to press a key to check
I'll take that for getting a MASSIVELY better UI
Reminder that the only cardinal sin of UI is blocking content which the 6.8x one did in spades
It was fucking trash and you imprinted on a landfill
>>164114569
>Instead of buffing Slardar Valve literally just made him buff
P O T T E R Y
>>164113304
>>164113402
So you don't get killed while waiting for the long ass animation to actual go
so i know this one duckling that litearlly said his account is cursed and that it has so low good boy points its impossible to leave the trench, i asked if i could borrow it while he levels up his smurf
>this happend
you can solo win 95% of the games, you just have to be good enough but continue to quck away
>I want a gigantic bloated Ui that covers everything because I am a petulant faggot baby duck
-d2g
mr valve employee can you please stop trying to dodge my filters
>valve doesn't put any effort or resources into anything
>People think they're shitposting on 4chan
>>164115072
translation for non-millennials: quackity quack quack
>filtering
now THAT is what I call R E D D I T
>m-muh 1 unit RTS
What is with hispanics and DoTA?
>>164115401
what is it with you and racism
i love the thirdie power hour
MAGA
>>164114937
I'd actually be okay with the new UI/HUD if the talent tree you pay attention to 4 times in the whole match didn't take up space that could be used to display the attributes and other important info, and if theanimated portraitwasn't so small
i don't want to go back to the old horrible ui but there's so much necessary shit that's hidden away behind mouseovers and alt-holding in order to show less necessary shit more prominently that i get lost often
also the health/mana bars being below abilities is straight up bad design
>>164115440
I'm self hating, but that and I don't speak a word of it in fact it gives me a migraine.
Just an awful fucking language
What is this duck joke?
BABY
A
B
Y
DUCK
U
C
K
GENOCIDE
Which thing did more damage to dota
>chink dick sucking while ignoring for example russian fanbase that is actually capable of hosting tournaments
>>164113689
>LGD.ruru
>hot
Nigger, you need to experience Chinese women a little more
>>164115526
a freshly hatched baby duck imprints on the first thing it sees, considering it its mother
>>164113974
>No Muslim Alija to terrorize you
You do realise Icefrog is an Arabian Muslim right? And he pushes patches to WC3 Dota
So i have another computer that i don't turn on since november.
What hero should i enjoy playing in 6.88 offline with bots?
>>164115741
Alireza, the one who kicked James off of Shanghai Major, who pushes muh just like real sports incessantly, the Bane of Dota 2
>>164115831
When you specified Muslims terrorizing you, it implied that it was the Muslim part that you had a problem with. Therefore I was filling you in on the fact that both games are designed by a Muslim
>>164114541
Reddit is stupid people pretending to be smart
4chan is smart people pretending to be stupid
Do you think Aiushtha likes ducklings?
dÜck
IO carry on rtz stream
I repeat IO carry on rtz stream
GUAG GUAG ::_-------DDDDD
>>164115927
>4chan is smart people pretending to be stupid
I can't believe people still unironically drop this line.
Top fucking kek
>>164116296
ebin ::-DDDDDDDDDDdd
>>164115927
reddit is normies acting like normies
4chan is retards pretending to be pretending
>wake up
>add new filter
wew
>>164116612
irony is one hell of a drug
>>164115927
Reddit is stupid people pretending to be smart
4chan is stupid people that think they are smart people who are only pretending to be stupid
But don't chinese teams still have to actually be better than their opponents?
>>164115831
Yames is an unfunny faggot
>>164116721
Baby buck
Baby duck has to be the worst forced meme since my neighbor
>>164117668
Delete this. Horses don't eat ducks.
>>164117668
based sheever showing how to deal with dvcks
Feero FATA- Forev @YapzOrdota @_343dota
We won.
You lost.
>>164117843
Baby dux win .
>>164117823
>peru
>germ
>muslim
>literalwho
what can go wrong lads
>>164117895
Liquid needs fata wtf?
Fata no, go back to kuro what are you doing faggot.
EXPLAIN HOW 7.00 NERFED /D2G/ THIS MUCH???::
6.88 /d2g/:
>make 10 baits
>go play dota
>come back in hour
>harvest large number of (You)'s
7.01 /d2g/:
>make 10 baits
>go play dota
>come back in an hour
>no idea if I got any or not
>inordinately difficult to tell
>no longer worth the effort
>nobody bothers going back and forth when you can't tell if you're getting memed on or not
is filtering the most reddit thing one can do?
its literally creating a personal echo chamber
Ducklings? My papies loves to chase the baby ducks around!
>>164118004
Yes it's the most reddit thing ever.
Baby ducks are cute and totally related to discussing this garbage patch
Okay /d2g/ what happened?
>>164118004
It's still several steps below getting so yottatriggered by Western Anime you whine to moot to erect you a site-wide Safe Space hard enough he actually caves in.
>>164118281
PL didn't have an aghanims, therefore he lost
skywrath bitched the entire game in all chat despite winning
>your shitty roaming ass vs the support she told you not to worry about
battered my head all game about slightly delaying wards and buying lens and aghs, the faggy cunt
the rightmost stat is DMG dealt
>>164118281
techies got rampage and radiant throned despite being down to one ranged rax
>his nonwhite favela of a nation terrorizes him by the way of Shitskin Special: the macho culture (which, despite its outward appearances, is vehemently bluepilled)
>as such, the fragile masculinity forbids him from watching Western Anime
>not stopping at that, our brown friend feels threatened by it instead
Huh, really should let that one sink in!
>>164118443
how is techies even a hero now
its like shit nigga get ghost nigga bomb the enemy team and go all invulnerable
bam free wins left right
nobody can stop ur mines from being laid middle of fight so they all wanna be right clicking it but they just fuking die
>>164118504
>>164118615
this is the video game general board
and the thread you're posting in is the dota 2 general board, for discussion of defense of the ancients 2 by valve
>>>/pol/
>>164118658
Hi, my brown "friend"!
>>164118658
Ain't that nice? One time the bot prevented me from posting just because I was referencing another game, but those morons get to post their off topic shit
>there's a spamming neet ponyfag /pol/poster turning his autism to the max flooding the threads
wew lad now that's a combo that should definitely khs
>>164116721
baby cvck
>pick pudge
>mindlessly ruin games
>>164119037
fighting the good fight my brother
How do you beat a 18min radiance Spectre?
>>164119240
get a 15min monkey king bar
>>164119240
gank his jungle
>>164119240
baby your ducks
>>164114885
How low were his gbps?
>>164119037
Griefing as Pudge is fun because no one can tell whether you're actually trying.
>>164119240
Buy a pipe and start 5 manning permanently, or whenever haunt is up.
Grouping up + Pipe = literally fuck all damage from haunt.
t. annoyed spectre player
>>164119240
vanguard radiance
>you cant
>just leave the game
radiance only
>lmao
>player picks support hero
>isn't actually interested in supporting
erry time
>there is in fact and reality an ENTIRE 4chanian Global Rule created just to make my posting illegal, erected in place by triggered thirdies
https://hydra-media.cursecdn.com/dota2.gamepedia.com/4/48/Anti_respawn_08.mp3
>>164119820
>roles
wrong game
I was about to post dead thread carries cucked post but then im baffled about how this thread was still alive.
carry cucks are really make making this game alive
>lets nerf it
GOOD IDEA
on the other hand, im currently winning with sniper but i still dont like this patch
>>164119979
winning with sniper without farming means you're not playing position 1. You're just playing position 2
>>164119820
>player picks hero that can be played as a support among other things
>player clearly isn't gonna support
>assume he's gonna play support
>bitch about it
i bet you think that underlord/phoenix/abaddon that called offlane and is heading towards the offlane is gonna buy the courier and your wards too you quintuple nigger
>>164119713
>>164119632
phase aquilla + radiance while I'm jungle Beastmaster
guess I will afk now, this is a lose can't do anything against a trilane
>>164119539
>watch a cartoon for little girls
>shitpost on an anonymous imageboard
>waste your time playing and following video games
>be a neet
>most likely a virgin too considering the autism levels
>unironically think you're part of a master race and above other people
this will never not be funny
>>164107642
I don't know how anyone has faith in current valve. Something really changed in the last 3 years, they don't give a shit about their current community, they just want the asian market and don't care how they get it.
Welcome to china being relevant and piles of bodies to make money off of.
Doesn't matter if their money isn't worth as much if there's literally billions more to make money off of.
>>164120059
>>164119919
i'm sure that core lion is going to win against monkey king :^)
>>164113974
>No casuals
the "highest" wc3 dota players are literally 3k.
>be 4chan
>bite the hand that feeds you
>>164118443
Correct
>>164118346
Incorrect
Old techies could stack and place well enough to eliminate entire level 25 teams that were unprepared.
Near impossible to do with new techies
>>164119979
>don't like something
>do it anyway
Uh... dotard?
>>164120103
>unironically has an entire two-parter episode dedicated to dismantling the fuck out of communistic principles and methods of operation
>"just a cartoon for little girls"
10 rubles have been deposited to your account
Is Meepo still good?
>Forev team hopped again.
>>164120269
i play luna/naga/sven/medusa/gyro/alchemist/am a lot and this patch almost killed me inside
good thing i watched anime in middle of my sadness and proceed to accept the fact the this patch is a big penis that forcibly asks me for a fellatio even though i don't want it and i prefer something over that.
but i still wont stop posting about my role getting cucked
>>164120339
>It's a deep show for refined masculine master race men such as myself
>his fragile masculinity and adulthood, notions of which: false to be begin with, are so easily shattered by a picture related to Western Anime
Millenials aren't white.
How the fuck are you supposed to deal with Lycan?
>>164120538
Luna is LITERALLY the best dotahero currently available in the pool what the fuck do you want
out of those heroes only sven and chemist are somewhat weak
a touching story about nonwhite problems which many of you dota players may identify with
>get opressed by your favela of a nation by the way of Shitskin Special, the macho culture
>this makes you insanely gigatriggered when encountering Western Anime
>try to play some Dota 2 to forget about your numerous problems
>in an unpredictable stroke of bad luck, the Owner of that "game" is a known member of /mlpol/ cabal
>whisper to thirdieself "jus't cant take a break", as you are a subvocalizer as well
The End
>>164120808
Stun is good enough.
Armor pierce if you just want to rape him
Real question is how you deal with AA when he's firing off his ult from his spawn with refresh orb so much so that you are dying in spawn
>>164120839
i used to build her 2-4-1-1 but it doesn't work that much now
but its ok i adapted, rip muscle memory
>>164120869
what are you supposed to tell everyone mr. messenger
>>164120808
Why is Jack so terrible at even the simplest of things?
>>164119979
>>164086121
Guys, I miss PPD
I miss singsing
>>164120059
>tfw you play offlane and end up having to do it anyway because no one else ever wants to support
Anyone wanna play All Pick? Witch Doctor, here. I suck.
>>164121447
Theres kind of a resident subhuman shitposter that is on this time of day. Try again later
Also, drop the trip here.
>mfw theres no big update tonight
>>164121576
Name is up there.
>>164121576
Lurk more, that's a name, not a trip you stupid shit.
>blademail damage does not reflect in an autistic loop
>>164121394
I know this feeling all too well
also people assuming i'm the support even though i'm doing well in my non-support role
>playing offlane abaddon
>going 15/4/8 or some shit
>everyone but one shitter (the faceless void going 1/6 whose spotlight i apparently stole) are happy with it
>i continually wreck the enemy team until they catch up with me being the target and getting me down over and over again
>the rest of my team can't really keep up, or maintain me alive
>>void: "it's all abaddon's fault he didn't buy a single ward the whole game, didn't even buy the courier piece of shit support"
we won anyways because the enemy team got cocky and i got back on my feet again but that was still annoying
>>164121703
Had a dude screaming at me last night for no fucking reason.
>>We need more wards!
>I've literally been buying the wards as they refresh to place them. What have you been doing?
>buy book
>>Why did you buy the book instead! I guess I'll fucking buy the ward this time!
>Good, fucker. I suck but I'm doing more and better than you are
>guy proceeds to shit all over everyone else
>eventually lose
>>164121930
that was a hard greentext story to read
>>164122030
that's every dota pub game ever
oops, I pooped my pants again
>>164121930
>greentext
>>164122176
why do you keep doing this
>>164121703
>TFW pick support
>TFW never buy wards
>Team is feverish
>Be KotL
>Get Divine Rapier
>Manage to win the game
>Entire team is yelling to report me
>Enemy team completely confused asking why
>Get 2 Accommodations and 1 report
>>164122290
>accomodations
dumb phoneposter
>tfw the current state of this game
post favorite items that you buy on heroes that dont want them
FATA is back
>>164116424
>>164116612
>>164116905
Please don't project.
Tier 2 esports btw
http://www.hitbox.tv/royalarena
Looks like the team that were Imperial are struggling to adapt to the new patch.
In other new Soe is getting another haircut
>>164122914
>Soe
who?
>>164122967
The best girl dota ever had back before Valve and BTS crushed all the studios
>>164122967
some dumb womlet slut with tattoos that sucked yames off
>>164094967
>tfw im capped at 200G
>noticed the online GB counter on the website isnt updating
>called them to inquire
>they ask me to give them my device MAC address
>never reply
>mfw 250$ value a year for free
>i could upgrade the speed to make it even better but afraid to jinx it
Thanks incompetent ISP for once
>>164123054
>you will never feel Soe's pussy and asshole on your back
>you will never have soe's ever so subtle pussy air imprint on your back when she falls on you
WHY
EVEN
LIVE
>>164123114
oh shit, familian, that's pretty neato
>leave AM alone for a few minutes against a Puck
>he dies somehow
These are the retards I'm paired with, and it's my fault that I'm losing.
>sub10k building damage on natures prophet
should i just commit sudoku??
>>164123494
Never assume
That's a life advice my man. Dota is actually a very good life class.
>>164123494
>underestimating what Puck could do to a squishy fucker like AM when he probably didn't even have his no-fun-allowed items
of course it is your fault
>>164123660
He had PMS and regen, but skips shield for some fucking reason. I'm sure he was an account buyer because he obviously didn't know how that skill works.
>>164123494
Why do you think AM wouldn't have issues against a Puck?
>>164123764
>leaving an AM with PMS and regen WITHOUT SHIELD
>ALONE AGAINST A PUCK IN THE EARLY GAME
come on now
>>164123764
Well look at his skill build and understand that he's going a greedy build so you need to keep an eye on him
If you back him up you will all get increased dividends from the greedy build, if you dont you all fail miserably. high risk high reward
you go to camera keybinds you put SPACE in there after your rune spots or whatever
so whenever yo uwant to keep on eye somehwere, before leaving, press CTRL+SPACE and go do your thing so that spot is always bound to SPACE and you can get back to it in a click
very useful for sunstrikes
>>164123834
>>164123852
Because I was zoning Puck for the first 5 or so minutes, giving him freefarm. I have to go help my mid because he's obviously struggling and AM dies.
>start game
>call lane and pick hero normally and use strategy screen
>ally last pick randoms, sets hero to follow me around while afking
>I afk and come back every 4 minutes to get 1 point experience
>ally trolls on and goes ultless meepo and rushes dagon while feeding
>I'm still level 2 when game ends and enemy team is level 23
>get 4 reports from allies who all cry that I didn't play
like whats with the mentality of people
not just the feeders, but the people who condemn you for not putting up with it
Rat DotA status?
What are your new years plans dotards?
>>164124564
I'm not on the gregorian calendar
>>164124615
what the hell is this meme
lmao
>>164122290
Based phoneposter
>>164124615
>>164124734
you know someone is trying really hard to force a meme when they use images from google search instead of ones taken from 4chan
how do I deal with Monkey Kang every MOTHERFUCKING game?
Focus on his ult and forcestaff him away? Destroy trees?
This guy have all 4 skills unspecific to counters, and able to get highground vision. It's like the hero removes the fucking reason tree juking exist anymore.
>>164125134
That just indicates they're on a phone retard
Also using old images is bad because filtercucks may already have their md5
This should be obvious to you, or are perhaps you yourself a filteruser desperate to keep something contained?
arteezy drunk again
>>164125176
pick batrider, collect free 25mmr
someone post it
>>164125176
The fucker with the Axes is a hard counter to him
quick, tell me who are the best players in /d2g/
>>164123654
Life lesson number one: Assume everyone is retarded.
Life Lesson Number Two: You probably should stop playing.
>>164125721
everyone who doesn't play the game
>Win 666 duel damage
>Can't take a single tier 2 tower
>>164125745
Totally agree, you should stop playing dota and start taking it seriously to git gut. Just like in life
>>164122290
Found the game
>>164125965
those three lost duels meant everything, familiar
What's his end-game?
>>164125721
Lelouch
>>164125840
This, but unironically
>>164126087
Make all the money he couldn't make as barneyyy
>>164126106
This, but unironically.
what's so special about the throne? Why do we want to destroy it so bad?
>>164125965
>LC is a good hero
>>164125965
Why don't people build basher on ck?
>muh illusions
With your retard level attack speed you should be building, unlike this particular guy, you should be bashing like fucking mad allowing your illusions even more time to gib people.
>>164126346
I've considered it, especially since illusions benefit from block from vanguard for abyssal these days.
That said, basher gives just way low dps. It adds 10 damage to your illusions, 20 to you and 85 on a bash hit. (And abyssal doesn't increase that)
>tusk
>>164126558
>Trying to hide all the ink which ruined her
Lmfao
>>164126321
Because it is the archenemy of your throne and your throne has you under its control.
>>164124014
ded
>>164126653
>im incredibly insecure therefore everyone is
lmfao
>>164126598
>d4c
>>164113154
what the hell is this a simulation of wasted donald 3 am drunk calling the cia to clean him up?
>>164086121
haven't played since around april or may
what did I miss?
>roaming sniper in rtard's game
MUH SLEEPER OP
>>164126908
>Liking soiled women
t. Nu-male cuckold
>>164127830
-baby duck
>>164127874
nice it took about 12 hours until d2g compltely misused the term`
>>164093486
>>164093770
you really do have to play him as a ganker, imo
his strong points are pushing and ganking, reality rift grabbing people is great
>tfw it makes you a bit uneasy knowing there are nonwhites that browse these threads
>rtz ES
what chain of events led to this
>>164128046
hello baby duck
>>164128046
Don't worry there's almost no crimes they can commit over an internet connection
I just invited rtz to join the /vg/ dota 2 group
>>164128239
thanks anon
>pick underlord
>mark the offlane
>textually say that i'll be playing offlane
>walk towards the offlane
>wtf underlord no courier or wards report
>>164126558
>>164126653
>>164126986
Whatever. I still love Soe.
>>164128483
>being 2k mmr
>Artessi
wew
>>164126598
>>164128556
shes not even the best german/swiss girl in the scene
>>164127830
whats the point of baiting this badly
if youre lonely just go on a discord or i dont know man
test
>>164113974
>white
>wc3 dota
>>164128772
JUST
>>164129016
still better than tatoos
>>164114365
I'd have to say starting out as level 1 hontrash and ascending to level 999 CEO of a 2 valve event winning organization
classic ourteezy
>>164128772
Soe is more beautiful and has a far better personality.
>>164128032
But reality rift level 1 is terrible. Very short range, very long cooldown, and only reduces armor by 1.
>>164129394
i love tattoos but altogether looks like shes having a mid life crisis
>>164129394
both personalities are fake and snowfox is objectively more attractive in multiple ways
>way younger
>redhead
>much better assets
>no tats
>>164129516
why do you neckbeards hate tattoos?
>>164129495
>i love tattoos
kys nu-male
>>164129607
why do you like permanent irrevocable body ruining graffiti?
plus only trashy low class people get tats
Tattoos are like a visible heroin addiction
>Icefrog actually buffed SD Luna
why?
This is the new meme.
The hardest part is RNG but pretty much any big creep is beneficial
Forst armor yourself and wolves
Alpha wolf for damage
Summon skeleton that benefit from the health regen and Attack speed
Satyr destroyer give you like 30 healthregen per second
Roshan takes around 1 minute
Abuse it before it gets nerfed
>>164129684
so it doesnt fit your pure waifu dream? i would say kill yourself but you wont reproduce anyway
>>164129815
>Can't answer the question
Enjoy your wife's son anon
>>164129881
even cuckolds have more sex life than you actually
>Play lots of custom games when they came out
>All these different sound effects
>7.00 released
>Same sound effects used for levelups, talent tree alerts, etc
I keep thinking there's a boss or wave of enemies going to spawn or some shit. Would it have killed them to put in some new bings and bongs?
>>164129047
>tattoos are better than literally JUSTing yourself
fucking gulag strikes again
>My team is literally FEEDING a slark in a pub game
How the FUCK am I supposed to deal with this nonsense? It happens every single game. My team is just so SHIT!
>>164130046
>A change in hairstyle that can be undone whenever is worse than permanently defiling your skin with graffiti like a drug addict
Ok anon
is this Ruru thing realllllllly going to just be swept under the rug? doesn't the bitch still have the Admin API-Key? what can Valve even do about that?
That fucking stone kick by ourteezy on charging bara
>>164129793
>not leveling your ultrabroken hand of god
WTF
>>164129881
>>164130046
>>164129516
back to >>>/r9k/ and /redpill/ faggot
>>164130165
yes it is being swept under the rug
>d2g this defensive about tattooed whores
It's literally just as bad as hair dyed fake colors
>>164130253
holy shit its not even on the front page of r/dota anymore, what the hell is going on ahhhh
>fix one match
>banned for life
>steal over 5 million dollars by cheating in esports for years
>nothing happens to you
>>164130324
samefag sperging out while heavily breathing
why the fuck you care about tattoos its not like you gonna talk to any women so whats the point
>ok thanks
this is like the essense of Valve in one picture
>>164130218
>imgur filename
hey would you mind verifying your (You)? its just to make sure you're not one of *them*
>>164130165
She didn't mean it
>>164130046
QUICK SPRINT
>>164130165
China doesn't really care, corruption is pretty much how you do things over there. Reddit doesn't care because it doesn't affect them at all, not really. Valve cares but can't do shit because they need to be buttbuddies with Perfect World to do anything in China, and Ruru is buttbuddies with people in PW.
>>164130481
Literally has no soul
look at those "eyes"
>>164130186
>perma 23 health regen
I dont think you understand
>>164130481
chimp lookin' ass thing
>>164130352
ahhhhh grill
>>164130457
>hey dude your wife has been fucking tyrone and your kid isnt yours idk if you noticed but he looks like a turd and youre white
>hum you might wanna get a parental test or something i mean idk you have to do something bro
...
ok thanks
Does anyone here want a 10mmr account?
>>164130538
>divorced
>buttbuddies
>>164130538
but what happens when this all unravels and dota actually dies? what if we go full cs:go??
>>164130570
>Wolves need no armor
>They do however enjoy HP regen
>>164130727
Yes sir pls
>>164130695
Nobody fucks black men anymore.
>>164130457
>>164086225
>>164086280
it happened yesterday calm down. it took valve 10 days from the dailydot iBP article to their blogpost
they have to review all their logs and then decide what to do
>>164130765
what you mean by going csgo
>>164130909
explain
offlane ck with tiny wisp fucking when
phantasm tiny seems like 10/10 meme
Anyone speedrunning dota at AGDQ?
>>164130457
>>164130695
>ah yes, thank you for alerting me to this dire situation! I am totally indebted to you for your trustworthiness and loyalty. I shall commence immediate action upon the situation forthwith!
Do you guys have autism or something? Guys just deal with shit when presented with it, this is some big shit, he didnt come up with the solution on the spot for LITERALLY A CONSPIRACY AND CYBERTHEFT SCANDAL
I'm lazy, sum up this scandal in one post
>>164130909
I do
>>164130938
the gambling scene collapses due to a million scandals and the community and viewers disappears because no one is gambling anymore
>>164131128
chinks chinking it up with classic shady chink moves
>>164130909
DELETE THIS
>>164130910
>it happened yesterday calm down
>November 13th
>>164131128
(swept under the rug)
>>164131079
I'm just kidding man, relax bro are you working for valve or something? chill out dude, they are a great company, let me go buy some hats to repent
>>164131249
the news
valve obviously didnt know until yesterday
i hope english is your 6th language for your sake because your reading comprehension and critical thinking are shit
>>164131172
the viewership for dota tournaments was always a joke anyway
the bigger problem with csgo is the oversaturation. i used to watch matches 2 years back but now there are too many 3rd party leagues you can watch top teams play every week
shutting down the sites hit the jackpot stuff more, you can still bet on lounge
>>164131128
(chinks hacking & stealing 5 million & committing corporate espionage swept under the rug because of corruption)
>>164131034
>100% category: how long it takes until you get a losing streak that makes you quit dota 100% forever
>>164131128
QT framed mastermind still at large
>>164131387
>swept under the rug because of corruption
its being swept under the rug by Valve though, not China, they're not even trying to hide it. Or is Valve an accomplice in all of this?
>ourteezy continues to stream
TURN UP
>>164125965
>no ac
>no abbysal
>no desolator
>got 666 damage
that's why you lose
>>164131561
since when was arteezy our guy again?
>>164131523
valve is either incompetent or complicit
>>164131615
since he made people on d2g get triggered
Okay what happened D2G
>>164129495
>furry tatttoo
>like
dude
fuck i wanted an AM game
300 duel dmg legion vs the enigma she told them not to worry about
which one of you fagshits is EMPEROR OF LOW PRIORITY?
that you, nigger?
>>164126087
Even Artour is playing teamfight and not farming heros this patch
i know d2g is very un/mu/, but you guys do know how patrician german hiphop is, right?
>>164132178
>Listening to German Google music
>>164132287
dumb /jp/spie gigaNEET
Still looking for people to play casual All Pick with.
>>164131987
Also I need item recommendations for AA when 1v1ing a pudge
>>164132470
orb of picking silencer
>>164132343
no thanks
>tfw your team never does well at tuberculosis index
psg here
im gonna see if i can get my girlfriend buzzed enough this weekend that she'll let me eat her butt out
>>164133092
Are you trying to work up to anal
>>164129793
are you saying you can currently stack auras into the sky instead of only getting one from HotD
Who are some essential heros I should learn for each position that are generally always good for solo queue
So we are "one thread per day" kind of dead.
>>164131615
Since the huge amount of twitch kiddies that like RTZ migrated from Twitch to Reddit to /d2g/
>0 TIs
>0 Majors
>Certified Team Assassin Grand Master
>Possibly genetically engineered by PPD deep in the gene vaults of EG
>>164133345
all of them
>retard instapicks rubick on mid
>enemy is viper, sniper, lc and jugg
literally any of those heroes except wd can fuck him in the ass if they're mid
how do these idiots THINK
HURRR I WANNA PLAY HERO X, NO MATTER WHAT, EVEN IF ITS A SITUATIONAL AS BALLS HERO THAT ONLY SOMETIMES WORKS MID
>he has the jester set so u know he's tricky
>>164133401
twitch is canonically anti-reddit tho
>>164133597
none of these heroes are any good against rubick though
>>164132178
what does islamic jihad music have to do with dota?
>>164133754
Valve is crashing the game with no survivors.
>>164132864
>liked videos
>trump shit etc
oh god that's the mlp /pol/ faggot who spams about thirdies and what not here
>>164097947
Don't talk shit about tranquils.
Always build tranquils + soul ring on EVERYBODY