/csgog/ - Counter Strike: Global Offensive General

>be lousy eagle
>lose every match
>decide to try out wallhack since i have 2 alt accounts
>realize most people use it as well
fuck this game

>>163919683
>>163919683
non harveyfag thread

>>163919837
what rank are you alts?

Anyone know how long the razer RMA process takes?

The shipment says delivered but they've had it for two days now

oh cool the first new thread got deleted again

does the janitor have a granny fetish or something

>posting in a non-white made thread

no thanks, see you in 5 days guys

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>>163920202
>>163920142
Are you guys new or something?

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ded game ded general ded esport ded anime posters ded harveyfag ded gamblers ded everything

>>163920331
doesn't make him any more white

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https://twitter.com/s1mpleO/status/814097361324691456

>>163920446
im actually half white tho?

>>163920447

what did he mean by this?

>>163920447
delet this

>tfw no more (you)s

:(

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Why do you still play this game?

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can't be January soon enough lads

>ESEA Season 23 Global Challenge
>WESG 2016 World Finals
>Dreamhack Leipzig
>ELEAGUE Major

>>163920990
not anymore

>>>/qa/914853

why was the other thread deleted?

If I'm so lonely to the point where I'm considering going for a gay relationship, was I originally gay or was it a product of my loneliness?

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Got sick of using 0.75 ingame sens and 800dpi yesterday, gone to 1.25 and I can't hit shit. How long does getting used to a new sensitivity take? I've been using 0.75 since like early 2014.

>>163921454
product

>>163921479
Use 1.1 or 1 sens, why'd you jump to 1.25?

>>163921581
I initially went to 1.5 because doubling it seemed logical, dunno how brains work with learning this sort of shit but I figured learning double would be easier than learning some arbitrary increase. 1.5 was too high so I backed it down to 1.25, can track heads at silly long range 95% as good as I can at 0.75 so I figure its just learning spray control and learning to not panic.

>>163919773
Why are there random harvey pics in the op?

>>163921937
Why wouldn't there be?

>>163921937
Are you new

>bottom fragging with 10 assists

feels fucking bad man.

>>163922662
No, im just confused for how long was that in there

>>163921479
I use 1200 at 1.33
Feels good man. People get mad when I do 360 shots.

Do you like your voice?

>>163922693
I was bottom fragging (by 7 kills from the top) with 10 assists, my team was quiet about it, but they were ignoring me, despite all the smokes and pushes I secured them. Eventually on the last round of the half they were all killed by one dude, and I finally bought an awp instead of scouting the whole time, and were telling me to kill myself instead of letting the guy get an ace. Told them to shut the fuck up and that they were trash.
I ended up getting killed seconds after talking shit back to them, and losing the round of the half.

Made up for it by going 40 and 23 and an additional 6 MVP stars when we switched, while the rest of my team were negative. I was so toxic to them on the final couple of rounds, telling the guys that gave me shit to fucking do some work.

Holy shit I literally cannot do a girl voice impression.
My voice is literally too deep

>>163925027
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UtX0fGUaSW

>>163925398
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qiRweiHmav

>>163925506
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Nz4mFmluVI

>>163925598
whos this

>>163926593
The strayan. I have a good James Earl Jones impression too.

>>163926646
I thought it was the long lost dutchman for a second

Why is awping in CO so damn easy? Is it because in pubs I'm playing vs shitters, and they're too easy to hit, or because it was just babymode in source? You also move so fast with it, as if it s a scout.

>>163926842
Ez mode hitboxes

>>163926789
Ah. I'm pretty new to csgog, so I have no clue who that might be

>>163927006
discord faggotry

>>163927093
that explains it

https://discord.gg/4XJyHZN

i can explain

please do

I came
Can someone explain?

please do

>>163927389
What do you guys talk about?

>>163930938
various topics

>>163931139
What if my mum doesn't like me chatting to strangers on the internet

>>163931316
we are a christian community, I bet she wouldn't mind

>>163931316
If you say so m8

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2017 can't come soon eough

I want to see NaVi vs VP, so pashabibeps can get raped by simpleton.

162.248.94.119:27015

just put up a new 5v5 classic offensive server, hosted in seattle

map list:
de_cache_ve
de_contra_b3
de_dust2_csco
de_inferno_csco
de_mill_ce
de_mirage_ce
de_nuke_ve
de_russka_b2
de_season_rc1
de_toscan
de_train_ve

>>163935771
neck yourself my man

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400dpi vs 800dpi?

>>163936509
400dpi = hltv
800dpi = reddit
1600dpi = magog

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>>163936847
But at 400dpi my sens = 1.776

>>163936976
thats 0.444 with 1600

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>>163937039
but muh freedom

>>163937143
oh

>>163936509
880edpi (our guys tarik and mixwell's edpi)

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>/csgog/

yuro nova master looking for friends

i'll take you to the candy shop
i'll let you lick the lollipop

>>163939492
sugoi~

>>163919837
le
lem

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>>163941294

Do we have a magog steam group?

>>163942454
https://steamcommunity.com/groups/missharvey

CSCO IS LIT AF

blessed

>>163942639
kys harveyfag

>keep getting spray drops instead of guns
>can't use these sprays for trade up contract

THANKS A LOT YOU CUNTS WHAT A GREAT ADDITION TO THE GAME FUCK YOURSELVES

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>That comfy feel when you die on ESEA and talk shit with your teammates as the round goes on

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Device is cute! CUTE!

Why do I have such poor framerate in classic offensive?

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which one am i get?

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Smithzz, Mixwell, Tarik, Shroud, Steel or Elliot Rodger?

>>163950970
stewie

>>163950039
cmon

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If I join the lobby of people nearby, my team is almost always incredibly good, nice, and willing to organize.

If I just go straight into MM its usually shit.

Why is this?

European, btw.

>>163952353
>European

Is s1mple the most overrated player i CS:GO history?

just 2v1'd in a hvh lmao and won

>>163953497
apex shouldn't you be studying how to git gud

>>163952353
>lobby of people nearby
>i.e. people who actually care and try to get a good team
>vs.
>MM randoms who jump straight into the game

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>tfw no one is streaming

>>163955246
Dev1ce and frozen are up

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what happened to get right

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>>163946709
agreed! but stewie is cuter

>>163955992
he is getting old dude

wake up guys.

What are some good minor streamers?

>>163962992
the only good streamers are m0e, steel and stew

https://youtu.be/HN_BtvWVXdg the most based csgo pro player

is JasonR our guy?

>Maps except for Cache
0.80 KD, BOT Anon

>Cache
2 KD, naturally IGL

What the fuck man? It's not like I play it significantly more or anything.

>>163967008
JasonR is a literal cuckold. I base this on no actual facts other than having seen him, but I think if you yourself take a good look at him then you'll quickly come to the same conclusion.

>>163964627
Dazed?

>>163968819
Sweet post cuck.

>>163968746
Cache is literally dumbed down de_dust2_ukranianboogaloo. Of course you're good at it you shitter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHd_z_YS4QA
new episode my bois

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>>163971650
Half the maps in the game follow the basic formula though.

Go to twitch see a kid with a facerig dog and playing with a big crosshair with almost 6k viewers leave immediately.

admin he doing it sideways

>>163976108
his keybinds are on point tho desu

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>>163976108

PLEASE SIGN MUH PROFILE
!crosshair
!config
!settings
!config
!config
!resolution
PLEASE SIGN

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wow....

>>163982998
dat float hnng

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>>163983857
Damn son, where'd you find this?

>click on head with deagle
>miss

>>163950970
who's the broad?

>>163986395
That's clearly a girl(boy)

>>163986395
>broad
This is an sns buddy not a telegram exchange

>>163982998
is this a forced meme?

Another game another having to play vs cheaters episode

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>>163989651
>best skin in the game
>forced
>meme

/missharvey
our girl is streaming

>>163989651
It isnt a meme if its just one person spamming it.

>>163993116
>playing dust2

>>163993690
did you overpay for it? you wouldn't be spamming it for any other reason

>>163996101
It was literally the cheapest one on the steam market at the time

>Watching D4ve
>Literally 3 cheaters on the enemy team.
Ummm GOtards?

Whats with animes and cheating?

>>164002234
They are trying to troll. They are hoping people give them shit for it and get even madder when they inevitably realise they are cheating.

Personally I would make a furfag account for cheating. I can imagine the rage would be palpable.

>raping sone american kid
>he talks shit
>chexk his profile
>signed by a bunch of shitty pros from optic and selfless
>ruin his good comment streak by typing "retard"

Get pranked ameribabs.

>>163964810
hes a dumb slav

Hataraku! Maou-sama s2 when

>tfw two kids outside jumped one other kid
>knocked him out and left him in the snow

Life is hard.

>>164007848
Live by the sword, die by the sword
nigga

>nearly 2017
>zero good m4 skins

>>164010580
>what is icarus fell

What we need is an awp skin that isn't cringy and is worth something

>>164011262
i believe hes talking about the a4, but that one is shit. best awp skin is the chrisj special

>>164010580
>>164011262

rate my shit taste

M4A4 - Daybreak
M4A1-S - Guardian
AK47 - Jaguar / Fire Serpent
AWP - Graphite / Man'o'war

>>164010580
souvenir tornado/ddpat is rad

>>164011868
>5/10

rate mine

m4a4 - Howl
1S - Bright Water
AK - Case Harden
AWP - Medusa / D'lore

m4a4 - Howl
1S - Knight
AK - Fire Serpent
AWP - green gun
>awping
>ever

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>>164013028
i only bought mine to show off, i-i feel ashamed but i do it for the attention

>>164012928
>>164013028

>all the richfag guns

shit taste

>>164013152
>he hasnt been playing long enough to amass a richfag inv naturally

>>164013145
It's ok, you can watch my mid any time! >_<

>>164013152
i have nothing better to spend my money on

Everyone who doesn't go for a basilisk for the a1 is a redditor.

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>>164013629

Any ideas to wh6 my sv and var fluctuate a lot? Is it the server, I have good internet. Only happens in csco servers.

Remember, if you're a bad player like me and you're in a 1v1 bomb plant situation as CT, do not ever fake the very first time you start defusing. Works 60% of the time every time (Jokes aside, roughly true : you'll defuse about 2/3 of the time).

This only works once you hit SMFC though. On my lower ranked smurf account this never works

>>164019152
Silvers are not allowed to give advice.

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Am I just bad or is everyone better?

I'm not even ranked

>>164019521
Both.

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>no one streaming

>>163994095
damn i missed it

Does csgog like asmr?

>>164021063
i like boipucci

Why is CO so much more fun than GO?

>>164022579
It's easier.

>>164022579
I haven't played it but the awp is more fun when it had full speed to it

send nudes xD

>>163957113
Literally looks like a fucking alien, not even a cool alien, he's the alien that got left on earth when he was a baby because he looked like a fucking freak. Don't fucking disrespect my profu by bringing that trash up in the same conversation.

>>164019521
Well, they're bad, but they're still better than you. So, what do you think that makes you?

>>164022579
no meme pistols

what's your opinion on missharvey?

>>164024406
MOMMY

What's your guys opinion on rush3d vs epg?

My match predictor stats are wonky because little's stats are over inflated

>Watch Unfiltered
>Destiny is still the more obnoxious person in the world

What sort of autistic shits like this turbomoron?

I hope this cheater ridden trash game dies as soon as possible alongside valve.

>>164024406
she's older than Taz pls stop

>>164027446
taz doesn't look 16 tho

ayyy 'gog what's crackin my dudes lmao

guys know any hackers i can hit up? got a couple of ideas

>>164030994
yeah talk to my man

https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198039986599

>>164026112
Who hurt you, anon?

>>164030994
ye talk to this dude
http://steamcommunity.com/id/SubrozaCS

Why does everyone say csco is like 1.6, when it's like source?

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>>164033741
>scout jumping is shit
>go is like source
(you)

Just wanted to say tommy by the who is a good album

>>164033741
Anyone who played either isnt playing csco, it's just redditors who want to feel leet

NBK and Apex are shit.

https://twitter.com/mouzNiKo/status/814517001842556928

russians are the nice guys? https://csgolounge.com/29122016

Shox
NBK
KennyS
Apex
Bodyy
Coach Smithzz
https://flickshot.fr/en/article/french-shuffle-with-shox-kennys-nbk-apex-bodyy/11

>>164042292
>no scream

wtf?

>>164038642
Excellent taste anon

>>164038642
tomi by lurppis

>>164042292
yeee new fnatic is here boys
ca va bien?

>>164044503
delet this

>>164045157
It lasts 4 months max, but at least enough to kill the brs

GREETINGS

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>he thinks he can be GE
>he can't even 1cc

>>164042292
Looks promising if the rumor is true

>>164045496
The only way to kill the hues is to have a strong anti-cheat

Sometimes I hear source sounds in the end of the round. am I trippin

>>163919773
>scream is left behind

NOOOOOOO

https://twitter.com/mouzNiKo/status/814595209170395136
US intervention in Kosovo was a mistake

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>>164042292
>no happy
>smithzz still around but at least not in game
looking good frogs

NIKO LIVE

>bought a meme revolver headset
>literally too big

please tell me what you think of my new funny moments in matchmaking video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rrkxFMDnlE

>lose a round
>type "I hope your mother gets raped by a pack of niggers"
>my team mate tks me and gets banned for 7 days

Why can't white kids take some harmless banter?

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>>164058742

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>>164058076
>10 second intro

https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/5kyiqj/talk_to_thorin_reginald_on_seangares_and_danish/dbrujxp/

>>164059242
>it's a contract drama episode

always skip these

>>164042292
where the FUCK is scream

>>164061417
traveling first class to be my bed servant for the next 4 months

twitch making niko cry about having bad sound

welp I lost two games in a row 16-14 because a hacker on the other team decided to blatantly toggle as soon as we hit 14

I think I'm done with mm for the night

why is this place so ded, it wasn't this ded last year on NYE

>>164069164
Well its the 29th so not even nyee

>Thorin + regi
vs
>RL + sean

Who team /thorin/ here?

>>164070723
>>>/lolg/

>>164042292
>shox and kennys on the same team

muh fuckin dickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

>>164070723
thorin is ignoring the main things that bother the players and just talks about the hypothetical amount of money pea might bring

>>164072338
which point did he ignore exactly?

So G2 and nV are going to fight to the death over a team with:
>shox
>KennyS
>apEX
>bodyy
>NBK

with the loser getting:
>ScreaM
>Happy
>RPK
>Sixer
>SmithZz (possibly)

Imagine losing in that battle might as well commit suicide on the spot lmao

>>164074479
>apex

lol

>>164074170
-he ignores that players were promised that they would have a voice in determining association issues
-he seems to ignore the whole purpose of hiring a representative and puts the blame on the players for not communicating with their owners. an irony because the owners hired a commissioner to be their representative.

>>163958293
no. he's getting fat

why does every comp match on Militia feature hackers?

where do I find people to play MM with?

just got vac banned

>>164087281
post a pic cutie

>>164088018
get good

dazed is a sociopath

>>164091716
but he's the best sociopath, hes our sociopath <3

>>164091716
one of us

>>164092390
gooba gooble

another fucking 16-14 lost but this time my team just literally was a bunch of autistic retards

like I've never seen anyone get that fucking autistic over a game where he goes 25-5 in a half and just fucking loses it and goes afk in the second because I don't know fucking what, he just decided to throw the fucking game despite we being up ten rounds

what the fuck is wrong with this fucking player base, like holy shit, if it werent for the assfaggots this game would easily have the most autistic, cancerous fucking players of all time

>>164095062
dazed you're pretty good you should try to go pro

>>164095419
I wasn't even mad in game but right now I'm literally just stomping around getting red faced at how stupid that loss was, I don't care if you want to meme, I just can't fucking wrap my head around how fucking autistic you have to be to literally just decide to throw a game because you decide you aren't satisfied at how every little detail didn't go your way

what the fuck is wrong with people, I'm so fucking sick of this game and its retarded players

>>164095419
its steel not dazed, dazed was throwing because he didnt get the first half scoreline he wanted.

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>5 retards on 1 team

>>164096629
>raging userer
>pug retard
>cheating spic
>noob retard
>hades
oh man this is gonna be a shitfest

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvZTNEJ1Igc

AYY

>>164096629
not like the other team is much better desu

>>164096629
when the fuck is marke getting banned

>>164096821
>listening to two retards talk for more than an hour

No thanks.

hades and marke taking turns throwing in the same round

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This is the worst game of CS I've ever watched

>>164097197
marke has to be the worst teammate ever
>i've got your cross
>immediately starts fucking around looking at truck for no reason

THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR FINAL MICE, OPEN YOUR CSGO LIVE TABS AND GET READY TO BET ($3.50)

THE QUEUE HAS BEEN POPPED AND IT'S TIME TO DESKS, TAKE CASE OPENING & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST

TO USE YOUR:

- CSGOLIVE PROMO CODE
- SKF PAY PROMO CODE
- FOLLOW @GODAZED ON TWITTER
- SUBSCRIBE TO NETCODEGUIDES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXxcWRIRaiQ [Embed] ←– HIT PLAY


>YOUR MONEY BY PINK FLOYD ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE
>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HANDMADE WARM UP SESSION, STARTING WITH AIM DM MAPS AND A "AIM GOD" DE_DUST2 ONLY DM SERVER FILLED WITH GOLD NOVA MASTERS.

>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WARMUP YOU CALL UP UBEREATS USING SKYPE BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR STREAM AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH "CAFFEINE" PILLS
FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY SHITTY CHINESE FOOD JUST AS THE PILLS KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO MOE AND STEEL HYPOTHESIZE THAT SKINS = REAL INVESTMENTS AND THE SECRET TO SKILL IN CS TO FIND A PERFECT RESOLUTION

DUDE WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO DO LMAO

DUDE GLOCKS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH CT BLOOD AND ECO'D FOUR TIMES AND THROWN OUT OF THE CS PRO SCENE VALVE STYLE

>"SHAZAM JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS AWPER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK TO THE RANK S QUEUE SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND GET YOU CUT FROM ANOTHER TEAM"
>"SHAHZEB KHAN, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"

- Sam "Dazed" Marine, 2015


>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING DAZED NAKED IN A ESL STUDIO WITH A MOUTH FULL OF PANSY'S BUSH

- Brought to you by SKFPay©, use codeword GODAZED

It's been a while since I left this game. Have they fixed the hacking problems?

>>164098009

no they haven't fixed anything

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfCbdnxqMsY

>kill autonoob
>take his auto
>win next 10 rounds with it
>autonoob rages and calls you noob

>Lobby up with a mate, t side
>losing 1-5, mate bottom fragging, 1 - 6 kd, I'm in the middle ground with a 4 - 6
>top fragger has 13 - 4
>we notice he's team baiting, and he's got a friend lobbied with him, both of them extremely salty and deliberately lurking when my mate and I push sites
>they start talking shit, my mate decides to mute both of them, pulls his shit together and we start winning rounds
>they get so damn mad, telling me to tell him to unmute them
>I don't, I talk to them for maybe another round before I lost interest in their shit
>decide to ignore them too
>one is super butthurt, messes around for a round then goes afk
>we kick him
>other salty player shuts the fuck up, sodium levels reduced now he didn't have his back up
>swap sides
>we play well, but can't make up for the lack of player now that we're trying to hold sites
>lose 10-16

It kinda sucks that we had a person basically throwing the game, but he was toxic as fuck

should I stockpile revolver fades so when they buff it again I have money coming out my ears or bad newbie shit idea?

>>164099197
not like they buffed the cz lul

>>164098383
>open vid
>randomly click
>its subroza 180 locking on someone

I screamed at 4am thx

>>164033741
its honestly a shit version of all cs games literally unplayable

What's your favorite grime artist?

>>164100698
grimes

>>164098383
thats a real shame... What about Source? is the population active enough in this game?

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>>164098383
the "pro" scene should be demolished

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>>164098383
Why don't these retards use a really low FOV aimbot instead of these blatant aimlocks

>>164102374
Aimlock provides that extra information on enemy position that can help a ton to win the round

>>164102374
Aimlock can target through walls and give a lot more information than low fov aimbot

>>163919837
Mate, get AimTux. No VAC on Linux, and its free. Don't ever use walls. You're extremely likely to make a mistake. The only think you should change visually is the bomb ESP, and maybe weapons. FOV that fits the space between your crosshair, .7 smoothing, 2 recoil control, adjust all other settings, then easy rankup. I was LE, ranked up to SMFC within 2 weeks.

>>164108837
samefag. Use radar if you want to know where the enemy team is.

>>164102374
Over half the pros use low FOV aimbot to fix aim.

>>164098383 is barely any of the pros. Hell, even m0etv did it. He got banned for a year off of ESEA. Check his history under his ESEA account.

Watch the pro players, and look for aimlock. It will look like they're just picking up their mouse, but you'll notice that the crosshair slows down/stops a lot near or at players. The only team that I haven't really seen any aimlock is NiP, and that's probably because they have amazing aim and don't need aimlock, or have some advanced form of it. A LOT of AWPers have offset aimlock, and it doesn't look obvious because when your awp is out you don't have a crosshair.

All of CLG cheats. All of them. Not just Subroza.
Once you use cheats a lot/can tell what to look for, you will be able to quickly realize what actions/movements are from cheats. You will also quickly be able to tell between oddshots, cheating, and gamesense. Give me a CS:GO pro game link (major or minor), and I'll be able to tell quickly who the cheaters are.

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>soloq
>kid asks for awp
>drop him one
>shits on me for buying expensive skins and how im the cancer of csgo

I-i didn't ask for this abuse

>>164110279
tell him to fuck off, don't just sit back and let yourself be bullied

anyone wanna play with a really shitty girl gaymer?

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>>164110441
i just killed him at the start of the next round and said
>that's what a thousand dollar backstab feels like
it was a bit cringy but it felt good

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>>164024406
why did the mods delete my image tho?

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csgo knife or escort?

>>164111661
cs knife, if its good looking.

>just9n is an absolutely nobody now

lmao, this dude was an asshole when i met him

>cheaters in dm
>cheaters in casual
>cheaters in comp
>cheaters on faceit
really makes me think

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>come back to see how csgog is doing
>thread is more dead than ever

LMAO when will you kids be able to afford overwatch and move onto the superior game?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEluO1cKuVs

>>164114257
>first 8 minutes
>talking about daily mail articles and christmas

>2 hours long

nah

>>164114667
look at the name

>>164114750
>Are you micro cheating?

I was expecting something similar to thorin's cheating videos

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Is he based?

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I want literally everyone who is good at pistol rounds to do this
1. Buy a steam Acc with a Non csgo VAC ban. Often they will have CSGO as well and sell for like, 2 or 5 bucks.
2. Have an anime avatar. Set country to germany if European. Add some japanese letters.
3. Go into MM
4. Get atleast 4 kills in pistol round
5. Other team will give up and not try for the rest of the game as they think you are a cheater

This is the next level of griefing

>>164116020
Haha

>>164114750
>>164114880
It is known that Richard Lewis himself posted on here, or that "producer" he had sam or some faggot name like that posted on here

>>164110279
wish this show was better.

just watched re zero, it was pretty good.

>>164111661
classic meme

>>164111661
Why is that woman so hairy?

I want every cheater to die irl right now.

>>164119721
who hurt you anon

https://clips.twitch.
tv/tarik/PoorEmuMikeHogu
ocean is our guy

>>164114257
delet this

https://discord.gg/4XJyHZN

>shroud finally out of c9
Oh god it feels good

>>164125359
did they free brax?

>>164125359
wtf where is the news

>>164125673
Hes moving out of the c9 hoise "to focus more on life stuff" and theres enough rumors that its pretty much tru

>getting 1 tapped over and over from a deagle by some ? profile
>Rank 1
>This user has not set up their steam profile
>goes 80-11

xD

>>164098383
The comments on this video are embarassing. I can't believe this community is so stupid.

>>164128268
This is what happens when u step out of line vs DaxGamingxDogex xD

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>>164128713

>0.02 has been deposited into your Steam wallet

nah but lets be serious. Lets have a serious debate. Are these guys hacking or are these clips just demo bugs? Like lets be real about it.

if that anon is saying everyone on CLG is cheating why havent they won anything? they're not even the best in NA in terms of wins, why not?

>>164128840
What do you mean demo bugs? 90% of the video is players aiming at common positions with enemies in them or responding to sound

>>164129535

>aim locking and blatantly looking at enemies through walls
>they are aiming

xD

>>164129450
The same reason SK go from "blatantly cheating" in quarter finals to losing terribly in semis or finals.

>>164129450
I doubt hazed and koosta cheat, cutler may cheat because he doesnt care at all and is only in it to fuck horsey. No clue on ethan

>>164129625
But why is the aimlock so inconsistent even on the same player? Besides locking directly on/pulling toward an area, their aimlock sometimes goes to the player closest to their crosshair, sometimes closest in proximity to them, sometimes neither and will lock to a player both further away from their position and fov. Why is that?

>>164128840
subroza is obviously hacking, he makes no effort to hide it and his clips look like your average 12 year old aimbotting in MM. and I'm pretty sure he's the only one who uses an aimbot to actually aim instead of just checking positions because he's that bad.

most of the other clips on that video aren't that bad, but I don't doubt there are others who hack, they just do a better job of hiding it.

>>164130026

I don't know anon I'll admit I'm not the best player. The clips when put together do look suspicious, but that's all really.

There is no evidence showing these people cheat even with these clips. I don't know how you'd even cheat at a LAN/Major and not get noticed.

People just get overly suspicious when clips appear for the same player multiple times showing basically insane inhuman levels of play, something an aimbot.exe would produce.

If they aren't actually cheating, that would actually be a compliment to the players.

I still look at the videos and clips and still keep an eye on it though. I don't just not look at it.

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>>163919773
Post your personal strats you would like to see in action

>>164129731
kill yourself you fucking faggot

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>>164130443

I want to see a pro player SPINBOTTING in the major and reduce everything to ashes.

I don't play CS but:

decoy grenades are a thing, right? do teams ever buy a ton of them and spam them around the map to hide movements? seems like they'd be pretty deafening

>>164134552
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkE4oisrELs
this is the only time i've seen a decoy work properly

>>164134552
Exactly right. Having certain weapons work extremely well for concealing movements (decoy uses the sound of the most expensive gun you hold), and it depends on the map. Dust II is terrible for decoys, because everything is spaced far away, and your footsteps carry farther than the decoy.
Fake flashes are also quite effective for pushes.

>>164130443
CT side dust II:
Smoke suicide and have 2 push mid

Boost strats

Forced rotations until they run out of time (Molly, smoke, grenade as the team pushes)

Sneaky taser/shotgun pushes to short/outside bedroom (flash, smoke, and grenade or vice versa to cover the sound of you taking position)

Co-ordinated Flash Mollying mid as they try push mid to B, burns people while they are blind

Human tower outside doors/corner of B/ninja/outside bedroom

>>164141658
huh?

missharvey is a virgin

>>164145350
trust me she isn't

>>164145548
how do you know?

>>164145732
:>

>>164145732
Hes cuckler

>>164145849
who?

Hey thinking about getting this game, but I was wondering about the R8. Even though I've never played this I still know about the shit storm this gun caused, which led to its nerf. My question was after looking up weapon stats, the R8 still seems like a monster on paper with the obvious drawbacks of a high cost (high enough that it can't be bought during pistol round) with a low kill reward and a mandatory shot delay. Is it actually shit or not ideal but still usable because revolvers are always my favorite guns in FPS games and I'd love to have one to at least mess around with. Thanks in advance

>>164146876
It's fucking shit and literally nobody uses it
The shot delay alone makes it awful
One of the reasons it was insanely good when it was released was because there was a bug that allowed you to shoot m1 instantly if you held down m2

>>164147079
So the ability to ready your shot that I heard about was a bug and now there is always a delay unless you rapid fire it?

>>164147201
Yes, back then you could hold m1, hold m2, let go of m1(while still holding m2) then every time you pressed m1 it would ready a shot and when you pressed it again it would shoot instantly. It was basically an $800 AWP with no scope. The delay is awful and does not fit in a game like csgo at all simply because timing is so important, so nobody uses it.

>>164147484
Damn, that's a hell of a bug to release with a gun. Also when I was looking at the spreadsheet the gun looked like a hand rail gun since the only non sniper that matched its lethal headshot range was the AK. The delay does make sense balance wise but in a game with such low time to kill its too damning. Thanks for the response anon

The razer mouse is garbage but the warranty is nice that it lasts 2 years.

What mouse should I get in 2018?

>>164147816
Logitec G Pro

>Playing casual
>Watching kill cam of guy who killed me
>Is running down hallway, scopes in as I'm about to come around corner, but I stopped to camp instead of rounding corner
>He stops as well, unscopes, and then comes around the corner and shoots me

Why do people wallhack in casual games?

someon epxlain how the fuck im supposed to aim with deagle

>>164148607
You point it in the general direction of your target, then unga bunga the left click until they die.

>>164148607
how? with a mouse
where? the face
when? never

Is playing in 4:3 a meme? How many of you fags use it?

>>164138907
my nigga right here, decoys are underrated. for flash burners, just buying a dec and a flash is cheaper and you can throw the decoy before the flash to freak people out

>>164148018
Most hackers are in casual

>14-14 on ct side cache
>2v1, last dude is in a main with awp
>"he doesn't have time to plant"
>quad player peeks him at 0:06, dies
>enemy plants
>last guy loses the 1v1
>16-14

Help I'm l i t e r a l l y having a stroke

>>164148018
>>164149608
because there's no overwatch in casual

>>164147768
>>164146876
take it from me, an R8 player for 300 hours of R8 usage, Its basically a handicap all around but if you practice hard enough you'll sculp yourself into a game-sense guru who can afford to buy for his team while also looking bad ass. Its a long road you have to go.

I say its worth it, the way it forces you to change how you play is refreshing and makes every conflict a puzzle.

>>164149748
awh i bet you just need a kiss huh cutie
:3

>>164149907
that and a lot of retards get some free detected cheat or something, level an account in casual, then get banned quickly by ow in comp or vac'd

>Play 1.5/1.6 back in the day with CAL players
>Be fucking great
>Come back to play CSGO
>Be average at best

I guess it's my fault for taking a break for close to a decade.

There are literally no downsides to buying deagle as T on round 1

There are literally no downsides to buying nothing as T on round 1

>>164149559
16:10 > 4:3

How the fuck am I supposed to hit deagle headshots from t spawn to mid when I can barely see shit at that range

>3 weeks to major
see you then magog

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Why are favelas still allowed at cs tourneys they are obviously the biggest cheaters in the csgo pro scene.

How do I get skins? I can do graphic design and some minor programming stuff

>>164150681
that would help thanks

>>164148607
aim at their melon and ADADADAD violently

>kennys magik stick is based off 50cent's candy shop

wtf

>>164149559
i use 4:3 stretched because i have a small brain and 16:9 is too much information for me to process mentally

i legitimately get migraines when i try to play newtrain at native res

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>2016
>people still actually believe the USP is better than the glock
>people still believe the burst mechanic is bad
>mfw

ded

>>164158407

i will never believe the glock is anything but the worst gun in game

>esea gets hacked
>again

please tell me you retards don't use this trash

Reminder that short hands give you a huge advantage at playing CS. Less distance between the brain and hands -> faster reflexes.