/pdg/ - Payday: The Heist, PAYDAY 2, PAYDAY 3 and Scarface General

Payday 2 shilling memes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWX_oEZmefE

second for scarface stealth a shit

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>>163900121
Third for overdrill done

If I shaved my head bald and said I had Alopecia do you guys think I could get Georgia to have sex with me

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>>163788346
>>163790646
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Full Measure (halloween_2)
- Target Practice: Submachine Gun (smg_100_kills)

And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- Nose Candy (daily_candy)
Brought to you by Jimmy.

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

GET THE FUCK UP

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7 for sydney going down constantly.

>>163900265
you're gonna have to shave more than that boyo

>>163900841
Fuck you.

>>163904462
Every Sydney player is either based or a cheater

Reminder that Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number Digital Special Edition Upgrade is only 1,25€ right now.
Jacket is objectively the best character.

>>163906486
Scarface, Jacket and Jimmy are the best characters

>>163906486
>>163906575
Wolf > Sokol > Clover > Sydney > Jacket > Dallas > Hoxton > Houston > Chains > Scarface > Jimmy = Bodhi = Rust > Houston > Scarface > Dragan > John Wick > Bonnie

>>163906771
>scarface that low

>>163906771
>Sydney anywhere near top 3
She's literally shitter: The Heister

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>>163906771
>Bodhi = Rust

>>163906771
>Clover and Sydney that high
>Scarface 2 times

>>163907021
Houston is on there twice too...

IT WAS TIME FOR ENTERPRISIN'

I want to force dragan to do push-ups until he cries

The only problem with Rust is that they got a TV and Film actor to voice him, so it's hard to get him to record new lines, even though Ron Perlman is a veteran video game voice actor.

>>163908114
Plus he fucked his leg

alright pdg pls recommend some good weapon mods/skins

>>163908114
I'm surprised they actually got Al Pacino to play Scarface

>>163909029
Al Pacino can't pull Scarface voice anymore, they got the VA of Tony from that 2006 game instead

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>>163910229
>main wolf
>mfw that's mostly true, I always focus on killing cops more than doing objectives
AMA

>did euro bag simulator while listening to pimped out get away the entire time
has my soul been crushed enough that I can claim otherworldly powers?

>>163910229
Chains player at launch, then moved to Dragan, now I play as Jimmy.

All three descriptions are accurate.

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Scarface was good

>>163912447
It sure was a good movie with great soundtrack

>>163906203
>Based
Kill yourself and quit using nigger words

Please proceed.

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results of the mckendrick contest when ?

>>163910229
>jacket player description
100% accurate holy shit. I never wear armor playing him.

>it's a big bank for you,

What did bain mean by this ?

>>163918104
It's a little bank for you

>join a Hoxton Breakout lobby
>someone's used a keycard to shut a door

Why do they do this?

>>163918104
Perhaps he is wondering, why would anyone slap a civilian, before tying him up.

>>163918494
Stelfshitters afraid of shooting cops.

>>163915719
>no trigger discipline

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>go down to a cloaker
>call out said cloaker
>people come to try and help you up without even looking for the cloaker
>they get downed by the cloaker
every time

Is offshore good for anything besides buying more weapon / skill slots and card drops?

>>163919043
At least you can stelf. Who are you?

>>163920226
no

>>163920226
You can burn it for a trophy.

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>>163923642
>calling a lousy picture a trophy

>>163923670

6 continental coins nigga

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49th for fuck the swat turrets and their unlimited health

3 people DC'ed from my game as soon as I stepped into the escape and they were there for the whole heist

just asked on /v/ if I should get payday2 during this winter's stam sale and if it is ok to play the game with nothing but randoms

they said no, should I trust /v/?
should I trust you?

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>>163925743
no this gay game donrt play pls pub bad dlc bad 141$ no no no

>>163925743
Pubs are cancer in any co-op game. There is a /pdg/ steam group that is usually pretty active if you want to play with them. Some autists only play with bots because they are too beta to talk to people

Kung Bo, finally a good chinese store,

How "necessary" is the SydneyDLC?

>>163926967
not anymore

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>>163927149
>>163926967
but anarchist good.

> - Nose Candy (daily_candy)
Is it fixed yet?

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So who's the worst avatarfag now that Killerbee is gone? What does it take to become one? I need attention.

>>163928595
his name is kenny you fuck

>>163928595
just look at solar

shit up this general with shitty webms showcasing your "skill"

Kingpin is great. Just tried it for the first time. I don't know why I ever ask you shitters for an opinion on anything you all suck

Are Contractor pistols better than anything else I can get?

Basically asking what are the best pistols for concealment dodge build

Deagle.
Although contractor is more fun on ovk.

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>mfw discovering you don't need to get out on the streets to secure the bags on panic room

quality level design/20

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>>163936717
>tfw you spot the ladders beside the truck after walking up the long way for all the heist

>>163906771
>having opinions this shit
The canon best list is:
Jacket > Sydney > Scarface > Houston > Dallas > Hoxton > (Everyone else) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> nigger

YOU AND I

>>163937743
WE BE GOING THE DISTANCE

>friend keeps getting downed on overkill like a retard
>"come on, you gotta stay on cover"
>"you guys keep reviving me when there are enemies around"
>"we revived you there in the open because you got downed there"
>spergs out and leaves
I should meet new people.

>>163931312
What difficulty? I want to try it, but mainly playing One Down nowadays.

>>163939857
AIMING FOR THE SKY

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>lyrics don't play on break the rules for a whole heist

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>>163940512
>Restarting the song with pocohud until the lyrics starts

What kind of build should a new player focus on first?

>>163941415
Armor with muscle or Armorer perk deck.
Shotguns are good.

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Does anyone know the name of the mod that disables the terrible graphical blur? I'm forgot what it was called, but there's a blue line right next to pic related and it's awful.

>>163941507
Cool, thanks.

>first game of the day
>scarface safe

open it y/n?

>>163941597
that's called chromatic abberation, you can disable it under advanced settings

Can you get safes from the offshore gambling card drops?

So I just came back from a long payday 2 break. Is it true hoxhud is ded? If so, what are good alternatives for it?

>>163945043
WolfHUD a best.

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>>163945043
>>163945191
>cheating

>>163945043
http://modworkshop.net/mydownloads.php?action=browse_cat&cid=1

>>163945278
>displaying info is now cheating
So you play without any heads up display instead?

>>163944521
Sell, and buy skins

MEMES, what is the biggest PD2 meme of 2016

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>>163947487

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>>163940512
>>163940862
>not just getting a mod which makes the lyrics play every fucking time
What is wrong with you people

>>163947487

>She

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>haven't played in eight months
>excited to have fun with my melee build again
>mfw
Why would they do this?

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Post your mask NOW

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>mfw driving the truck of aftershock over the sandniggers bums

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>>163953459
>customising masks

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>>163953459

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>>163953459
Material that lets you keep the mask's original material when?

Did chatroom just die?

Are safes worth keeping?

>>163957939
Sell or open, pick one fucklord

Follow this rule

Want a blue skin? Sell and buy it
Don't want a blue one? Open
If this shit doesn't apply just sell

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>>163910229

Suit up, load em, get to work!

whats the meta rn bois
is anarchist still good?
are gambler, grinder and exprez usable in od at all?

>>163961391
not being shit is the meta at the moment

>>163954126
how did you make this

>>163962863
Flesh material, black and white colors, and the Fur pattern from the achievement "Farmer Miserable".
Have fun with that.

are the bomb heists still worth buying for the leo?

>>163964815
No way fag

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>hey dude wanna play pay day 2?

>>163928730
whos kenny

>>163965850
ken ashcorp
id/akillerbee

>>163965983
?

>>163967669
Add him for codes

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Of the DLC I'm missing is any of it "must buy"? Ignored heists so far since hosting isn't currently a priority.

>>163967874
wtf haha

>>163969002
Wolf for GL

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>>163953459

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>>163969002
let me tell you a tip... buy all of the soundtracks

>>163969002
Spec Ops, John Wick Weapon, Sydney Char, Wolf Pack (If you buy it on PD:TH you get for PD2 too), Butcher Ak/Car, Overkill, remember to have all the 3 Soundtracks too

>>163969002
The pay-to-win DLCs are:
- Sydney (Anarchist perk deck)

The nice-to-have DLCs are:
- Wolf Pack (China Puff GL)
- GGC (taser melee)
- AK/CAR Mods
- GGC (taser melee)
- Biker (Breaker shotgun, dunno which pack)

Rest are trash or unimportant. Ignore >>163971127's suggestions to get spec ops and john wick.

>>163971127
>GGC twice
Electric Knuckles are free and better
>INB4 MUH SWING
Confirmed for fake

>>163972019
>anarchist
>pay2win
>implying it's good above Mayhem

>>163972423
>GGC twice
I seem to have left in a duplicate while shuffling my lists. My bad.

>Electric Knuckles are free and better
>INB4 MUH SWING
I didn't know they were free, I thought they were in Alesso or something and was too lazy to look them up so figured if you were going to pay for one, might as well go for THE ONE WITH THE FASTER SWING because the only reason you'd ever use them in loud is for Cloakers. Dominating is faster with anything else so you wouldn't get a taser just for jokers.

>Confirmed for fake
y-you too

>>163972908
No, it means that the swing is fake, its the same

>>163972997
Oh okay.

If you read this it means that youre mom is gay

>>163976771
>tfw son of two moms

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>>163976771
But if my mom is gay, how did i get born?
YOU'RE NOT TELLING ME I'M ADOPTED,RIGHT?

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>>163900841
>>163905837
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- I Will Take With Impunity (kosugi_3)
- Target Practice: Pistol (pistol_100_kills)

And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- Jacket Of Invisibility (daily_secret_identity)
Brought to you by Jacket.

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

>>163977858
Do a DNA test. Maybe one of your moms were bi.

VIDEOGAMES

New year update when

>>163983024
What, you want another boxing gloves?

>>163983107
spiked boxing gloves, kill zeal team dozer for spiked dallas mask

>>163983253
No, fucking Winters BUT ON OD

>>163983302
Winters is unkillable though.

You are unkillable if you GET THE FUCK UP

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>yfw Overkill killed the Sneaky bastard / Low blow builds

Ghostfags confirmed to be on suicide watch

>>163991819
This literally never happened

YOU AND I

>>163999020
Shut the fuck up.

>>163969002
>$ = €
They can't keep getting away with this!
I should be paying 1.66€ instead of 1.74€!

I had the 360 version way back when, just bought the xbone version for 7 dollarydoos earlier today. Whew there's a lot of stuff they changed and added, this is awesome. Already working my way back to tanking it as Chains. Is the moscani still op?

>>164001617
>payday on consoles
How many patches are you behind, Jamal? 20?

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143th for extended VACations

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj0-DdRGy_I

>>164001726

No clue. Don't really care though, my social circle for gaming is on the Xbox, not PC.

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>only a single heist that happens in a club

Why is this allowed?

>>164003385
We need a new nightclub and a new fucking bank or store to steal shit

>>164003417
Hell I want more like Armored Transport and Slaughterhouse.

I just like those a lot.

>>164003417
What if Scarface mansion was two day heist with first day taking place in Babylon Club (Where you'd have to protect that fat fuck Octavio) and the second day would have you storm the mansion?

>>164003667

I want Armored Transport to feel more like the opening scene of Heat.

>>164001746
I still don't know what the sniper is at 0:45, it looks like it has a Galil barrel with the flip up sights of the KSG, but I'm more interested in the animation.

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>>163969002
>this poor

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>>163978310
Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- Record Low Crime Rate (any_6_jobs)
- Target Practice: Assault Rifle (assault_rifle_100_kills)

And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- A Trip Down Memory Lane (daily_classics)
Brought to you by Dallas.

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

>Nearly 4 months since last DMCWO update
I don't think Overkill changed THAT much about the weapons menu and shit?

>>164007317
Thats a shitters mod anon the fuck you doing

>>163934840
contractor looks cool, but it isnt good

>>164007317
>DMCWO
Acronyms only work if everyone knows what you're talking about, anon

>>164007773
It has good ideas and bad ideas.
One example of good ideas is that the weapon caliber matters when shooting people at range and all that shit.
One bad example would be making the skills from SC's mod mandatory and if you want to use vanilla skills, they're heavily nerfed. Because you would be too OP if you could use vanilla skills and shit.

>>164007853
DeadManChest's Weapon Overhaul

What skills/perks benefit the Crossbow Pistol the most?
Does it not benefit from the semi-auto tree?

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So i've been gone since the introduction of Sydney.

What are these new difficulties and shit?
New tree system, so are builds still a thing?
If they are still a thing, what's the go to mayhem/deathwish meta?

>>164009453
If it's not OD, it doesn't matter what build you take.

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>>164009730
What do you take for one down then? Is it still armor vs dodge like last time?

>>164010034
there's only like two types of builds you can use on OD, also chivalry is basically a requirement

>>164007085

http://askhelixfossil.com/#f95sgs
IT HAS SPOKEN

>>164016163
>http://askhelixfossil.com/#e315h3
Confirmed for reliable source.

Let's groove tonight

carry stacker isn't a cheat

>>164019783
You are baiting, right?

>>164020245
no
lmao who the fuck wants to carry one bag at a time

>>164020970
No one, but that's part of the game's design. Most level's difficulties scale with the amount of bags you have to secure. If you can just carry them all at once (or even only 2 at once instead of 1) it negates that aspect of difficulty = cheating.

>>164021147
having the weight increase with the number of bags makes up for it imo
and fuck off if you think i'm not using it for solo

>>164021390
you have to play solo because nobody likes your cheats lmao

>>164022586
>muh cheats
have fun moving all those bags faggot

>>164022887
I will, have fun being a pariah

>>164025528
Richard has the wrong mask.

so what's with the wildly swinging difference in difficulties for Safehouse Dailies?
we have some where the objective is basically "get all the loot in Diamond Store" or "Do GO bank loud and bring a tripmine" or "finish Watchdogs" and others like "do like 12 heists and hope you get good spawns on the Gage Couriers so you get enough Purple Snakes" or "coordinate a 4 man team to shoot out all the cameras on Shadow Raid during an ECM Rush" or "Do 4 transports with no real weapons"

Most of the hard ones aren't actually difficult in skill, just intensely time consuming.

hefty isn't a cheat

>>164025528
sometimes i wish i was a horse

post mask

>>164030593
We already did.
>>163953459

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>>164030593

>>164030939

I have one friend that absolutely won't use anything but that mask and Wolf.

>>164032993
He's a real hot head that guy.

>>164033048

It gets worse because he and his brother both have wolf as their #1 preferred character, so the one audibly sighs when he doesn't get wolf because his brother is hosting. That brother also likes to play Sydney from time to time which is their older brother's favorite choice. For some reason he likes to play Sydney and Clover. Then another friend in my crew (who for once, isn't related to any other crew member) is always Jiro, because he's a weeb.

Luckily I never have to fight over crew members because I'm the only one who has Jacket, and even if I didn't get Jacket.. my other choices are Scarface, Rust, and Dragan, which nobody else likes apparently.

>>164033351
>Sydney and cloves for some reason
He's gay.

>>164033424
Wow am I retarded? I meant to type "Clover"...

>>164033424

He dates more real woman than the rest of us combined.. it doesn't help that 3 of us are married so you know... no cheating on the Mrs. there.

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>>164033351
>All these characters
>You still are fighting for one

>>164033623

The younger brother has an Australian wife so he likes to play as the Sheila sometimes, especially when he's the Mastermind so we can all her her shrill voice yelling at people.

They also all like Wolf for some goddamn reason. I never really liked him because his voice is all Swedecuck as fuck.

Daily reminder that Mateba lives matters too.

>>164034724
>muh laser lights

>>164034364
My friend plays wolf for the WOO when killing a dozer or taser.

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>>164035767
>WOO. I SHOOT ME A TASER

What did he mean by this?

>>164036386
He means he killed a special unit called "Taser", what else would he mean by that?
Are you fucking retarded?

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>>164036386

>Haven't played PD2 for months
>Everything has been moved around
>Try out the Technician tree
>Sentries never die and can slaughter everything but Bulldozers without a problem
How viable are these things on DW/OD?

>>164038301
>he doesn't know
:/

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>>164038362
spit it out nigger

>>164035767

They just like him because he's bald and has a beard, when we first started playing the 2 of them fought over wolf, the older brother wasn't playing yet, and the weeb and I had default lineups cause we didn't really know who we liked, I got stuck with Chains, and was like "wtf, I'm the token nigger?" so the first thing we did was weeb got Jiro and I got Dragan, so there'd be no more squabbling over heisters... cept those two still fighting over who got wolf.

>>164039449
Chains and Coach are the only good niggers in vidya

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>>164036386
Of all the don you could possibly choose, you just had to pick acdum. Disgusting.

Awooo~, Wolf Heister of London

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Ayo! Where dem white wimmin with dem
>PAYDAY 2: John Wick Weapon Pack DLC Steam Product Code
>PAYDAY 2: Gage Spec Ops Pack DLC Steam Product Code
>PAYDAY 2: Scarface Character Pack DLC Steam Product Code
>PAYDAY 2: Scarface Heist DLC Steam Product Code
at?

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I need 2 people to help with the Wind Of Change achievement. Is this the right place to ask or where should I go?

>>164046125
post steam ID and I'll add you

>>164046285
turghor

>>164047378
>private profile

>>164046125
add me, I'll help you out
id/akillerbee

>>164047540
add me and you can see my profile before you decide to help me if this is a problem

>>164047916
^ dont do that

>>164048078
too late

Is Anarchist still top tier?

>>164049713
no

>>164049713
Thing is, people keep forgetting that you can use Anarchist with any armor. They typically use it with ICTV, and it's a waste since there are better armor perk decks.

But with a suit and a few specific skills, it's fucking glorious.

>>164033351
Dragan a best. Always first choice for me.

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>>164046125
>>164047378
done and done, thanks to everyone who bothered to add me

>>164052009
I was with you until suit.

>can't even take a sniper shot at full armor on DW/OD without taking health damage

LBV gives you 65 more armor and you lose nothing except a minuscule amount of speed and stamina.

>>164055806
You can combine suit with dodge/crits much better than ballistic vests.

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>>164057328
>get inner pockets aced
>that with the perk card in all perk decks makes HBV have same concealment as suits

>>164057328
Inner Pockets aced gives LBV the same concealment as the suit. And speccing into dodge without a perk deck that gives dodge is a waste of points.

>>164057685
>>164057853
since when did I say concealment

suit has that extra base dodge going for it, combined with SB

>>164058186
>since when did I say concealment

You said crits, which require concealment.

>suit has that extra base dodge going for it, combined with SB

Suit has 5 base dodge. Duck and Cover + Sneaky Bastard gives you an extra 20/95 ~= 21% survivability, and that's only when sprinting.

Meanwhile, the LBV gives you 270/205 ~= 32% more survivability in the form of armor over the suit. It also costs fewer skill points to optimize, since the only extra skills it needs are Die Hard aced and Inner Pockets aced, and you save more than that by not having to unlock Sneaky Bastard.

>>164049713
it never was

Does completing multiple decks have the bonus at the end stack?

>>164062259
No

also "better quality" means infamous

So I found out which achievement Thundersnow is today after finally hosting a lobby capable of pulling it off.

End my life.

>>164065134
What did he mean with this

>>164065460
One Down Stealing Xmas achieve is busted. I spent an hour last night on a few attempts, then finished it today on my first try.

As a Death Wish shitter I was quite pleased.

>>164065637
Everyone knows already that the achievement is bugged since they added Scarface

>>164065708
see
>>164065134

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What are the most unusable, forgettable and bland guns?
(Other than the Patchett and Broomstick)

>>164070140
mark 10

>>164070140
AK5

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>>164070347

>>164070718
DUMB FUCKING GUN

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>>164070718
Galil is cuter and has a bigger butt.
Or maybe the TMP, she's pantiless.

I don't have anything against the AK5, it's just... forgettable.

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>>164070737
delet this

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>>164070865
>Galil is cuter and has a bigger butt.
I can't deny this, I just wanted an excuse to post Upotte

How bad of an idea is it to max Rogue first?

>>164073094
Rogue is useless if you make an armor build.
I'd recommend maxing Muscle first.
Then Rogue and Armorer.
Then do whatever you want.

>>164073672
Rogue better than crook?

>>164074334
Crook is my favorite perk deck, but it's heavy on the skill points and requirements, thus, less versatile.

>>164074334
Crook is for LBV, Rogue is for Suit
Rogue has more dodge + crit chance while the armour gain from LBV is minimal

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>random people join up
>have a great match
>fuck around in the inventory for several minutes afterwards while everyone else is waiting
>people quit, group disbands
>my face

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS. YOU WENT FROM LOUD TO STEALTH BACK TO LOUD. IT'S UKRAINIAN JOB, SHIT DOESN'T MATTER.

>>164076483
>fuck around in the inventory for several minutes afterwards while everyone else is waiting
wow i wonder why everyone left

>>164076880

Yeah, I wonder. It wasn't me, if that wasn't clear

>someone on the subreddit is going on about some wanker called Alcha, who apparently will be playing payday 2

Who is that? Who actually is that

>>164079547
maybe you should go back and ask

>>163910229
i only play houston for the donacs.

>>163910229
Rust / Scarface common occurences?

>soloing FWB for shitters
>get to the vault and kill the cam civ
>tell them to get the pagers
>"what"
>kill 2 guards
>they just sit there doing nothing
>couldn't get the other pager in time because I assumed they'd get it

Was I in the wrong here? They were all like Infamy 2

>>164081786
Happened to me today, and faggots disconnecting from the fucking pager too

>>164079979
The thread is filled with people asking, and the OP just replies with shit like "how can't you know who it is". They then recommend you check the deep web (kek) and that he's also talked about on 4chan. About 9 months ago they made a post about them playing CS:GO

>>164081858
>shitters break the cameras and a guard notices
>shitters kill the 2 guards at the beginning for no reason
>shitters bumping into guards
>shitters get detected by a camera in casing mode
evry tiem

>>164082086
I'm Alcha

>>164082135
>Happens sometimes, everyone gets one pass
>If they're unfamiliar with the mission whatever now they know
>If it was just rounding the corner too quickly that's passable. shit luck and cockiness
>Absolutely unforgivable

>tfw barely any useful automatic mode assault rifles
>want to use the AK but it keeps running out of ammo

am I just a shitter

>>164082685
>AK
>not CAR-4
lmao-ing at your life

>>164082763
>CAR-4
>Not AMR-16
Who let the noobs in

>>164082763
b-but muh classic terrorist-core weapon

>>164082685
>automatic mode
I bet that you have it with quad stack mag faggot

>>164082861
>AMR-16
>Not using the Bootleg
Why

>>164083037
Bootleg is fucking shit and AMR-16 can hit 90 while still being fucking good

>>164082685
>not using pistols

>>164083087
Nigga that's joke, the Bootleg is shit no matter what skills you use and what mods you use.

>>164083037
>Bootleg
>Not using M308
I hate children

>>164082685
>not using dual saws and chainsaw melee

>>164083189
>m308
>not using the little friend
It's like you WANT to have ammo and not just another grenade launcher.

>running out of ammo
>using ammo bags
>yelling AMMO 2 minutes into the heist

Why are people so bad at saving ammo.

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>>164084923
>tfw never need to use ammo bags and get highest kill counts

>>164089654
Having fun on Overkill difficulty?

>>164090226
not him but try the commando, famas, or g36, they have disgusting pickup rates

makes for fun on dw and od, probably broken on anything below

>>164090226
Not him x2
Ammobags are useless in any difficulty

>>164090226
actually him
Yeah it's pretty fun for a quick break from OD for an achievement

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How much does a burger cost at Almir's Burgers?

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>>164090226
>Not getting 1 shot weapons instead of some hipster bullshit that needs you burn all skill points
>Not using a grenade launcher to clear rooms in a second and get all your ammo back
I never go down 250+ kills and I never touch ammo bags, when you people realize that in DW using 50-90 damage weapons is just a fucking waste, then you will see how ammo bags are useless. Unless you are that piece of shit who shoots the cops outside the map if you can avoid it.

>>164090863
21

>>164090919
21 what? 21 piece of shit drills?

>>164090226
Izhma + crits gives you a weapon so disgustingly efficient you never have to touch an ammo bag or even your secondary on DW/OD. I have fun with it but even I think it should be nerfed because nothing else is worth using.

Redpill me on dodge builds

>>164093452
You don't need armour if you don't get hit

I'm good at stealth because autism, but I'm bad at shooting. Are there any meme builds that can help me?

>>164095326
LMG spray and pray

>>164095326
RPG and Minigun with ICTV.
You literally don't need to / can't aim with that anyway.

>>164095326
Sentries, body expertise and/or an explosive secondary like China Puff. Now nobody will shoot you and you can blow everything up. GG.

288th for YEAH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O53PMGrM3HM

>>164093452
Do you like squatting like a slav, running like a nigger and hiding like a little bitch?

>>164096147
>>164095326
Snipers will rip you a new one though. Do something around a single shot AR and a SMG build. You can take your time with things at long range and spray and pray things up close. Just learn to be ammo sufficient or spec into fully loaded aced if you are still having problems.

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does anyone besides me use the UAR rifle?

>>164099554
UAR is fucking shit, suit yourself faggot

>>164083447
>little friend
>Not using the Cavity
It's like you don't want a subpar battle rifle

>Cant use fire ammo in Arbiter
Why

>>164101458
Gage is incapable of finding 25mm incendiary grenades.
Nor is he capable of finding 66mm incendiary rockets, the very thing the M202 FLASH (commando 101) is made to fire.

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>he doesn't have Criminal Intent set as his main menu song

>>164103085
>not In For The Kill
It's like you didn't even watch the movie, did you?

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>>164103085
>he doesn't have Let's Go Shopping set as his preplanning track

>>164080523
There was 'updated' version of that with Rust, but it was devoid of any humor because it basically removed all negative aspects of each character.

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>>163899898
>needing crutch skills ever

>>164095326
SHOTGUNS.

>>164103442
>not having Breaking News (Instrumental) as your main menu track

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>>164108337
>not having Breaking News (instrumental) as your heist success track

>>164105818
Silencer skills, swan song, feign death, nine lives (difficulties below OD), body expertise, ammo bags.

What else

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>>164110112
>Not having See You At The Safehouse as your heist success track

I play on public rooms with the DLC unlocker,ask me anything.

>>164110550
How many cocks do you have to suck daily to be able to afford food?

>>164110112
>Not having it as both

>>164096402
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdzxBK0BKqE

>>164111957
Thanks for that anon, this guy is great

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>>164103596
>Not "I will give you my all"
Scrub

lol listen to this kid's voice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDMRrYbBKio

>soloing juggernaughts
i must be shit at this but i fucking hate those snipers
it's done though

b

What are honest to god worst stealth and loud related achievements in the game currently?

I haven't been on /vg/ in a year and I just wanted to say how amazed I am that this general is still going.

what are the must need dlcs?

>>164123529
I'd recommend the following:
_______A DLC Unlocker
_A DLC Unlocker
___A DLC Unlocker
A DLC Unlocker
_____A DLC Unlocker
and I guess A DLC Unlocker is alright too

>>164124287
so
refund the game and go back to overwatch
thanks anon!

>>164123529
Chivalry for OD,WF pack for the grenade launcher, Gage courier and AK/Car mod pack for the mods.
I don't know if i forget something

anyone remember the name of the mod that gives better/more varied voice lines to heisters?

>>164125272
yeah it's called Payday: The Heist

>>164123529
Soundtracks and Unlocker

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>>164115230
>>164110439
>>164110112
>>164103596
>>164103085
>He didn't leave Mayhem in a Suit as his Main Menu theme
>He doesn't have Hard Times as his preplanning theme
>He doesn't have Time Window for his loud theme
>He doesn't have Freeze for his mission success theme
You call this professional?! This isn't professional!

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>he doesn't have Chains is in a pickle set as his main menu song

Can't get trough last unachieved OD heists - Goats and Birth of sky. What should i do, heisters?

Looking at this game since its on sale. Which are the best dlcs to get?

>>164131580
All of them.

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Greetings, which dlc unlocker i should get??

>>164131769
One with the least keyloggers and spyware in it.

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>>164131648
no

>bought payday 2 around release
>stopped playing relatively early
>came back yesterday and learned about perk points
>start at 500:1 ratio because of my level
Amazing.

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>>164131580
>>164131769
You should buy all the DLC on our- I MEAN, THE steam store! Don't forget to grab the new Scarface map and character DLC, sold separately of course!

>>164131580
Shotgun pack if you like them.
Courier and AK/Car for mods
WF pack for grenade launcher.
Soundtracks.
Don't buy heist unless you care about hosting.

>>164132013
500:1 is a pretty good exchange rate desu

>>164132087
>soundtracks

>>164132154
Sure, but isn't it supposed to start around 100:1?

>>164132317
Open up, here comes the train.
http://payday.wikia.com/wiki/Perk_Decks

>>164132480
Yeah, so I missed out on easy point conversions of 100-400:1 and went straight to 500:1. My deck progress with be far behind someone that started playing when the decks were introduced.

>>164132965
>oh no i'm so poor i haven't got easy perk points
Diamond store OD will take you from level 1 to level 40 at least,the xp you need for those levels is so low even with the good conversion rates you won't get that many perk points.
I think at least I won't do the math because i'm not autistic enough.

>>164132013
>>164132317
>>164132965
You didn't miss out.

The game counts and remembers the correct conversion rate for each tier and just displays the final average conversion rate for the whole total.

So even if you didn't check on your perk points from lv 0, you still got all the early level perk points at the proper conversion rate. It only LOOKS like you didn't.

That said, exp grinding is stupidly fast.

VIDEOGAMES?

>>164136047
SEVEN BUCKS?

>>164136047
>>164136229
THIS GENERAL'S HARDLY HERE!
Is there anything better for exp/dosh farming than Cook Off?