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Spam Edition
Previous thread >>163686350


MEG's updated updated Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/0326Anr2 (embed)

NEW MASS EFFECT ANDROMEDA GAMEPLAY TRAILER: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOIzH6UcoW4

Andromeda information: http://pastebin.com/BiK2KhPw (embed)

Thread Theme: https://youtu.be/anwy2MPT5RE?t=60
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>>163816773
Tevos a best
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>>163816773
first for shill biodrone cuck reddit kaidan talicancer xeno immigrants you need to go back mating tubes and gypsies
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>>163816773
I like the femtur
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OP's a bitch, but I still like Jack
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>>163817039
She aignt
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>>163816773
Double threads are against the rules.

Delete this shit you idiot
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>>163817518
your face is against the rules

the rules of nature HA got him
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>>163817518
image limit is reached. it's normal to make a new thread then. rather let the old one die.
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>>163817039
i hope she's an interesting character
and also a romance option for both Ryders
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Claiming thread for best girl.
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>>163817718
>>163817780
>>163817548
That's fine, you immigrants stay here and will hopefully get banned. The rest stays in the old thread and goes to a new one once the bump limit is reached.

Do stay away from that one as well
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>>163817039
>a FUCKING bird
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>>163817881
banned like your face got banned from being human looking HA got him
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>>163817961
more like a velociraptor
a sexy velociraptor
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>>163817824
>Claiming thread for best girl.
Jack?
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I get the release date isnt set yet, but why are we getting such little information?

Even on imdb they only list 5 cast members. wtf is going on?
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>>163819070
Bioware is confusing 'keep them wanting' with 'erase hype with lack of information'. it's a pretty fine line, but they're nowhere near it
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>>163819070
The same reason they're coy on whether it will be a trilogy or not, EA slashed their budget so they cant afford the big boy voice actors, I mean for the main characters they got two nobodies from Octodad, and Kurgan is their dad
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>>163818978
who the fuck is Alex?

Alex is a bitch.
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>>163819138
>EA slashed their budget
for real? damn

>and Kurgan is their dad
Kurgan?
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Here we go again.

Well, see you guys tomorrow.
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>>163819643
Then delete your stupid thread, you idiot. Now this thing will be at image limit before the other one is at 750 posts
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>>163819341
Clancy Brown.
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>>163820112
aaw man. well Clancy Brown is cool too, although all I hear when he talks is Lex luthor
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>>163820134
Why is this posted so much?
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>>163819767
I didn't fucking make it you cunt.

Stop thinking you know who people are on a god damn anonymous website.
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>>163820902
Then stop bumping it like some simpleton
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>>163820953

This is the new thread, get fucked.
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>>163817881
>you immigrants
I'll have your head for this.
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>>163821028
Yeah, enjoy your new thread that will be even faster at bump limit than the previous one.

Newfags sure are smart
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>>163821156

Enjoy yourself in the previous thread I guess, then.
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>>163821156
The old one is getting close to 700 posts thanks to that retarded german. It won't last another 3 hours
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>>163821243
Youre retarded if you genuinely think that
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>>163821243
>retarded German
not me
not that anyone really cares
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>>163821323
>posts kaidan cancer
>not retarded

>>163821337
I wasn't referring to you.
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Kaidanposter fuck off
Or at least bring some straight shit
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>>163821524
So triggered
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>>163821594
These homophobic posts are not appreciated in the new BSN!
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>>163821807
Why are you doing this, again?
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>>163821620
You need to work on your b8 bro
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>>163821723
Don't use a minor character for bait
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>>163821890
The threads are better when imagelimit is reached. And seeing as this thread got made way too soon anyway I thought I'd do some work to make room for proper discussion before people migrate.
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>>163821978
What? Kaidan is anything but a minor character!
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>>163822007
>The threads are better when imagelimit is reached.
No they're not. the next 100 posts after the limit is reached people bitch about you or whoever is posting faggot drawings and don't discuss shit, as if their was anything to discuss.

Then the next 400 posts are nothing but people calling each other immigrats and retards
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>>163818360
no.
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>>163822267
Yes.
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>>163822261
Better get to discussing ME then!
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>>163822267
>>163822350
What if both of you are right?
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>>163822106
Lots of people don't Virmire Ashley, it's stupid I know...
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>>163822380
I try, but nobody gives a shit.

>>163822406
tali's alright, but I can't get past the fact that she's basically the bubble boy
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>>163817039
still can't believe there are human beings who find birds with exoskeletons attractive

you guys know you can't even cuddle with that thing, right? her skin is hard as rocks
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>>163822406
>implying peace was ever an option
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>>163822007
>The threads are better when imagelimit is reached
But why post disgusting pictures of the most boring squadmate? At least post pictures about something people can talk about.

maybe post wallpapers landscapes from past ME games

or pics from the new game

Or what about just posting pictures of space

Why are you posting pictures nobody wants to see or talk about?
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Miranda is fine by the way.
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>>163822813
>kaidan fag has shit taste
What else is new?
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>>163822806
>disgusting pictures
I take offence to that!
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>>163822806
Dude I agree, I'd share the art books but I'm waiting for the painkillers to kick in :(
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MTs are fine too.

And encouraged.
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>>163822901
>every human male NPC had the same model
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>>163822901
You're just going to ignore the rest of the post? great.

>>163822913
YES do that. PLEASE! anything but faggot pictures are welcome
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>>163822985
Good taste
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>>163823156
What kind of sad cunt makes this shit?
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>>163823194
Or spams it for that matter.
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>>163823194
Whoa, sexist much?
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>>163823257
whoa, faggot much?
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>>163823298
This is not tolerated on Neo-BSN!

Ding dong bannu!
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Damn I'd never thought I'd say this but dag is actally better then this shit hole
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>>163823329
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>>163823356
>spams faggot pictures instead of talking about the game which is supposedly what he wants
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>>163822990
Delivering this thread from certain doom.

Dumping The Art of Mass Effect
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>>163823475
Better start talking!
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>>163823505
Thank God
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>>163823475
If you don't want to talk about ME then why are you here being bothered by the handsome Kaidan?

You could also go to the other one which is spamfree
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>>163823505
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>>163823581
Literally pathetic.
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>>163823586
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>>163823581
He does like it but feels insecure about it so he lashes out
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>>163823535
>>163823581
>>163823678


>continues to spam faggot pictures instead of talking about the game which is supposedly what he wants
Why don't you talk about something? you supposedly want to, yet you do the exact opposite.

>You could also go to the other one which is spamfree
If the image limit wasn't already reached you would still be posting faggot shit.
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>>163823678
Sad!
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>>163823730
Very much so
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>>163823664
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>>163823714
But what are you bothered by then? You don't want to talk but are mad we post images?

Are you just homophobic!?
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>>163823776
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>>163823842
Their is nothing to talk about. your just posting pictures and not saying anything. you are literally the reason why this is the worst general.

If you want to talk about the game, then talk about the game.
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>>163823881
I'm trying to be constructive here with these fucking cooldowns, you guys are a bunch of coordinated faggots
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>>163823953
So what's the problem?
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>>163823953
>There's nothing to talk about
>But you have to talk instead of posting pictures
You alright?
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>>163823981
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>>163824005
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>>163824047

6/175 if anyone cares
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>>163823981
>posting manually
wew
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>>163824005
It's the subject matter you idiot.

almost nobody chooses that faggot over Ashley on vermire, and even less fuck him as male shepard
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>>163824153
would you take all the chemo at once?
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>>163824179
Whoa, so homophobic!
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>>163824179
Love trumps hate!
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>>163824131
Just keep posting what you fucking have
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>>163824221
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>>163824318
>>163824314
>>163824312
>>163824341

>179 posts
>128 images
fuck
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>>163824357

Nothing wrong with that, it seems we're active enough to make another new thread at image limit.
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>>163824395
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>>163824431
yeah, lets have three ME generals at the same time.
are you daft?
that shit would be spammed with gay kaiden shit in no-time
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>>163824431
and how is that a good thing?
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>kaidanfag doing gods work
Godspeed to you, you glorious bastard
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So it's that kind of thread again
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>>163824585
>swamp hag lover likes kaidan faggot
What a surprise
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>>163824495
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>>163824495
You're doing God's work.

These guys, I don't understand their goals

>Get angry at waifuposting
>Post images so that then the imagecap is reached so that there is nothing but discussion
>There is no discussion without images
>There is only shitposting
>New thread is made
>Repeat until everyone leaves
>ded general

Is that their goal? To kill these generals and make them ded like before Andromeda news started coming out?
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>>163824649
He was the original
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>>163824609
Spam the shit out of tali. I'm not even a talifag but I honestly miss them
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>>163824685

Probably.
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>>163824660
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>>163824701
Oh yeah and we all fucking love him and the characters he spammed.
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>>163824685
Purity above all
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>>163824685
I think the only reason is need for appreciation. They spam, samefag about how cool they are for flooding the thread before other spammers do and then leave because they have nothing do talk about here. Welcome to /meg/
>inb4 learn to recognize samefags
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>>163824707
I can post a few, but i'm working on something and i'm just checking the thread from time to time
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>>163824707
>still not getting that that only helps them more
Jesus Christ, fucking idiots
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>>163824852
Saren is badass.

>Kai Leng
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>213 / 152 / 14

This whole fucking general is so god damn sad and pathetic
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>>163824964
Been this way for years. I left 3 years ago and recently came back to the same shit.
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>>163824919
Oh yeah cause anyone wants to see some ugly faggot character who nobody gives a shit about.

talifags at their worst were never this bad. fuck you for siding withe fuckers who want to kill this general
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>>163824964
I actually think it's quite impressive an amusing

The general hasn't been this entertaining for a long time
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>>163825038
exactly, this general shouldn't even exist anymore

>>163825053
you're part of the problem
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>>163825038
I'll make a wallpaper of this.
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>>163825052
Why not look away for an hour if your whole problem is your fear of gay characters? They should be gone afterwards.
Now you're only encouraging them and even helping them get to the image limit faster
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>>163825118
>Now you're only encouraging them and even helping them get to the image limit faster
Bitch, they'll keep posting gay pics until the limit is reached regardless of people's feelings
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>>163824919
>>163825118
>w-what can we do, every action we might take only helps them!
will yourself or selves
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>>163825117
Here we have the geth sappers who were removed from the game for being too hard to program.
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>>163825213
Why did they not have those kind of geth in the next two games?
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>>163824649
He is using my tactics. I cant help but to feel a little proud.
Suck a dick faggot , without the constant jack and tali spam this wouldnt be necessary.
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>>163825213
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>>163825116
>you're part of the problem
Could you sound even more like tumblr?

And I dont even see the problem, the last few weeks the general was nothing but tali spam. Now it's a quick brute forced spam of kaidan and after that it's over.

Seems fine to me, even get some entertaining drama from you
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>>163825116
>you're part of the problem
Hi tumblr. Why don't you go there instead of here? It's not like you add anything of value here instead of complaining.
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>"Oh Sheeeeepard... is that room sterile?"
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>>163825284
They were too hard to code up, I shit you not that's their excuse.
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>>163825327
>fighting fire with fire
Truly a genius tactic

>>163825358
>Now it's a quick brute forced spam of kaidan and after that it's over
Yeah and it's such a great fucking time

>>163825374
>add anything of value here instead of complaining.
Why don't you add anything of value here instead of spamming pictures
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>>163825454
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>>163825543
The real waifu bait.
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>>163825454
They just dont give a shit after the first game of a series huh?
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>>163825513
Still don't see your problem though.

Are you only here to complain and complain? Why are you even still here in the first place then?
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>>163825646
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>>163825660
Oh idk I used to come here to talk about the game but it seems everyone just wants to call me an immigrant and post gay drawings now
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>>163825769
Talk about the game then, no one's stopping you
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>>163825743
feets
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>>163825769
regardless of the stuff being posted, it's spam. Hell I like Kaidan, it's the samefag faggotry in principle that is damn annoying
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>>163825954
But you're doing the same, aren't you?

And there are at least three people who posted Kaidan, one who's posting Miranda and one who's posting femshep/Liara
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>>163825954
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>>163825823
Well shit alright. let's see if you're capable of having a conversation without posting a single image

One thing that I always wondered about was the moon mission in ME2, was Cerberus behind it? Also was Jack a part of the biotic cult in me1. And what the fuck is an MT?
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>>163826018
I'm bringing actual value whereas you're circlejerking.
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>>163826018
and all three are shit stains
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>>163826085
>And what the fuck is an MT?

Aaaaaaand another one.
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>>163826085
>And what the fuck is an MT?
>But he's totally not an immigrant

>>163826169
From my point of view you're the circlejerker
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>>163825454
Good thing they didn't put hair on them. It made no sense that the Quarians have hair. 2 alien races with hair would have been stupid
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>>163826169
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>>163826226
>not answering any questions and still spamming

Yeah I thought so. you don't give a shit about the game at all.
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>>163826226
Nope.
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>>163826376
It's in the fucking pastebin in the fucking OP you lazy fucking refugee
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>>163826410
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>>163826423
Bitch nobody fucking reads that. I've browsed meg for 3 years and not once looked at it.

But I noticed you're still not talking about the game, nor did you bother to answer any of my questions. so my statement stands

You don't give a shit about the game.
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>>163826538
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>>163826313
>cozy Tali

Best Tali.
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>>163826085
>was Cerberus behind it?
Probably not but since they had agents in the alliance they they probably were a part of the investigative team and took the VI

Also was Jack a part of the biotic cult in me1
I never actually thought about that. I don't know since she said that they worshipped her.
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>>163826574
>Browsed /meg/ for 3 years
>doesn't know what MTs are
Sure thing bud. Next thing you're gonna tell us you also don't know what BTs are despite your 3 years of experience here

Back to /r/masseffect or tumblr with you
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>>163826679
>since she said that they worshipped her.
She says that?

>>163826723
Batarians, you ignorant nigger
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>>163826723
Nah, he does know what BTw are. He just saw it in the pastebin after all
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>>163826749
Good to see you did ctrl f the pastebin this time
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>>163826625
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>>163826749
>doesn't know about mating tubes despite three years of meg lore
>calls others ignorant niggers
Can't make it up

>>163826786
Like pottery
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>>163826806
nope, never looked at the pastebin, and I never will. I still don't fucking know what MTs are
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>>163826931
You would do well in Sweden or Germany. Their immigrants are just as stubborn in their refusal to integrate
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>>163826847
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>>163826981
He doesn't lie as well as them though.
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>>163826990
-1 image limit
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>>163827073
Almost there! Keep it up!
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>>163826915
>>163826981

>mating tubes
That's what MT stands for? that's fucking stupid.
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>>163827073
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>>163827156
Ah, to be new and pure~
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>>163827253
No one cares about you enough for you to hold a fucking Q and A, deluded gypsy.
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>>163827253
That would be cool actually
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>>163827447
how many Chechens did you kill?
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>>163827447
When are you going to assassinate the current clone of Vladimir Putin
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>>163827447
Yeah the immigrant,

Watch him ask you what MTs are, because he doesn't know despite being here for three years.

But I have a question though; why are you still here and do you insist on your awful waifu faggotry to the point of chasing people away?
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>>163827172
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>>163827539
If he's chasing away people like you then it's a good thing and he should keep up a good work
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Best pair
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>>163827614
Don't worry, love. I'm the only who's doing the chasing away now.
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Guess that's it then
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Thanks faggots, no more pics
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>>163827710
So what the hell are you talking about matey

>>163827704
And what conflicts have you fought in for starters
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Great, I'm sure you'll let me know whenever some retard makes a new thread that needs to hit the image-limit
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>>163827869
Only when ze great discussions of this one end!
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>>163827909
Well go discuss things then. You wanted the gay pictures to stop. They stopped! Be happy! Go read up on MTs and celebrate!
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The race between spamming fags made this thread the most active ME thread in years.

Too bad it was all cancer.
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>>163828330
In this war, everyone lose.
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>>163828330
I'd hardly call it a race. Just four people wanting to reach imagelimit asap and being autistically dedicated to get it done. And then two others who thought they were fighting them by posting images as well for some reason.

Amusing though
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>>163828330
Meg is a fucking aggresive tumor, you need aids and more cancer to cure it combined with radioactive autism.
As soon as the jackfag is gone with the rest of the rapefugees this thread has a future.
Otherwise its just better to let it die slowly of cancer.
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>>163828472
Pretty much. Chemo hurts.
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>>163828507
So who were you? Mercenary?
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>>163826574
>I've browsed meg for 3 years
>doesn't know about MTs

come on

>>163827156
MT stands for Mating Tubes
yes, how very silly, using the first letters of 2 individual words to make a shortcut out of them.
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>>163828679
>>163828507
Nice Mass Effect discussion, mate! I'm glad you're so autistic and so full of yourself that you're using a ME General to spout your strange fantasies.
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Still, I wonder what Kaidanposter means by making immigrants integrate themselves. How do you "integrate" a 4 years old general ? There won't be any new topics until andromeda is released, and oncr andromeda is released /meg/ will have to deal with newcomers to the general. What is implied by integrating then ?
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>>163828917
So are you Chechen?
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>>163828790
why would you care about opinion of someone who is so obsessed with the "integration/immigration" fad that he applies it at unsuitable situations?

If someone wants thought control hugbox with heavy handed moderation, they should go post on a forum without anonymity.
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>>163829478
So you're neither soldier nor merc, what are you doing then?
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>>163829643
he was an irregular
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>>163829570
Just trying to see if there's a logic behind his autism. Guess not.
Could be worse tho, he could still be posting links to imgur or deviantart gay kaidan porn.
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>>163829979
>>163828790
How stupid can you even be? They said they wanted old meg culture back before the jackfag and gypsy refugees constantly spammed everything full. Like what >>163828472 says.

The only reason they post Kaiden shit is to piss people off while getting to the imagelimit asap. Making these generals no longer attractive for the new waifufags.

There's absolutely no reason why they'd continue spamming imgur links. Even though that would technically be old meg culture.
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>>163830152
Get a job, autist
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>>163830152
That's the thing. I'd like to integrate, but I don't know what the old meg culture was way back. I don't care about waifufags, I want to talk about ME:A, but what he's doing is effectively tiring because you can't even post mass effect related image anymore. How do a newfag integrate effectively anymore ?
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>>163830152
well, it's not working.

>tfw no qt femquar gf to develop AI with
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>>163830298
Lurk Brioche. Like with every general and 4chan in general.

>>163830294
>still not being able to spot the autist
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>>163830405

>implying there's only one
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>aN/aN/aN(undefined)aN:aN:aN No.undefined
What did he mean by this?
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Great, that's one gypsylover banned
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>>163830405
Fuck, what gave me away this time ?
I lurked for a bit but what I found didn't seem much different from what I saw since I joined. Mostly weird fetishes, shitposting about the ending and blaming Casey Huston, Mac Walters or Drew Karpinsky for ME's flaws.
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>>163830882
Probably the separated question mark. Or maybe you're just being too nice.
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>>163830667
The faggotry broke the thread
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>>163830882
You've got a very distinctive writing style which is really easy to recognise.

And you're not really one of the really cancerous immigrants. At least you contribute something without pretending to have been her for three years yet somehow not knowing what MTs are. Nor do you endlessly spam your gypsy waifu 24/7.

You just have a strange obsession with how Turian sweat tastes and your hatred of MTs is totally inappropriate.
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>>163831623
I just want people to have a good time and not become a cunty oc creator that get too big for my boots. I'd really like to integrate for the time being, at least until Andromeda is released.
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>>163831762
Don't sweat it m8. If anything, you're better than what these thread deserve.
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>>163831784
>sweat
Fitting.
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>>163831784
Thanks, friend. I'll do my best.

>>163831797
>ask once how the fuck do turian bone
>be forever branded as the sweat-fetishit guy.
Nothing left but to embrace it, I guess.
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>>163831957
>be forever branded as the sweat-fetishit guy.
The guy is just traumatized because his secret shame is that his fetishes are quarian sweat and krogan rape.
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>mmm, so comfy on page 10
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>>163835858
Feels like home
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Arctic quarians? With thicker figures and a stronger cuddle instinct?
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>>163835948
>thicker figures and a stronger cuddle instinct
Goddamn hngg
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>>163835948
Is their immune system stronger since there are no plants and such to evolve a symbiotic relationship with?
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>almost 400 posts
>17 posters
topkek
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im gonna buy andromeda for pc
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>>163835948

I'd like to see people of other species living in other conditions than just a comfy 25°C. How do turians cope with heat or cold, what do they generally consider uncomfortable? What about salarians?
An asari colony on a very cold world would be cool, or maybe a human colony, but with members of other species walking around, too.
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>this entire thread
You guys act like a bunch of catty girls.
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>>163838635
>wew that must have hurt
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Which species have the best memes?
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>>163819138

I'm honestly impressed that there isn't a Mass Effect arena overwatch-tf2 shooter spin-off cash in yet. That's the big thing right now since Overwatch became a hit. EA has perfected gacha crates, and it would print money off of biodrones. Definitely enough to fund 2 trilogies at the least.

And, who knows, it could be fun.
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>>163836535
how dare you?
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>>163841226
sorry, please to forgiveski
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>>163841191

I'd rather have a Battlefield-like game with humans, turians, asari, etc as playable factions.
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>>163841191
I know that the new multiplayer in Andromeda is just going to be more hoard mode shit, but I would have liked an actual MP
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>>163842338

I think they would be worried about cannibalizing of they started to overlap genres. That's why I said arena shooter, but faction play could be cool as well.

>>163842628

I don't mind the Co op horde play they offer, but I would like a traditional multiplayer experience as well if I can't get a standalone multiplayer game.
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>>163819643
good morning guys!.

the fuck happened last night? why is there still 2 megs?
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>>163843479
someone started a new one when it hit imagelimit. then this one got spammed to hell and back by the one person to ever romance kaidan, and now we have two threads with less than half the discussion
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>>163843540
ouch.

well, maybe its time to tale a break from meg, let it die once or twice so things get back to how they were a month or 2 a go.
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>>163843660
nah, we won't get active until there's more info from Bioware. which'll be in about a week, since they seem to only be saying things during the first week of each month
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>>163828472
>>163830152
>They said they wanted old meg culture back before the jackfag and gypsy refugees constantly spammed everything full

>tfw the one jackfag
wait what? was i really that bad? i didn't mean to rustle anyone's jimmies.


>As soon as the jackfag is gone
i ain't goin' no where ese. u best get comfortable with me talkin 'bout tatfu

>>163843760
january seems so far away.
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>Meanwhile, Bioware is scrambling to put together a Vetra romance, while Mac Walters cries about how nobody loves his perfect new asari
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>>163844136
have you seen the picture they to promote the asari? the one where half her mouth just kind of falls off her face.

like she had a stroke of something.
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>>163844337
its not nice to make fun of disabled people
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>>163844384
i mean it kind of is, so long as they aren't in the room

ok maybe even if they are
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>>163843479
well this place is ded. see you guys next thread.
maybe I can post more than just one picture of Jack then
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>>163845864
>maybe I can post more than just one picture of Jack then
hopefully not
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>>163845864
Kys
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>>163845940
Aw hey c'mon a little of something different is always nice
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>>163845864
See ya jackfag. Still looking forward to that Cerberus writefaggotry of yours.
I think that's the smart thing to do, taking a break and waiting it out.
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>>163846159
only Kaidan allowed here.
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>>163846370
/meg/ will look like a pile of ash too then ?
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>>163848036
it already is a smoking crater
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Leia ded
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>>163849171
:^(
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>>163849171

God damn it.
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>tfw no qt waifu living under my skin and giving me handjobs from within.
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>>163849171
Stan Lee did it again
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>>163849968
She would massage the blood?
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>>163849968
>>163852130
https://youtu.be/GJP8XTzpOCw?t=32s
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>"hey, lets go on /meg/ to discuss our favorite game!"
>lol fuck that lets just spam pictures until everyone leaves
>"b-but thats not very nice"
>fuck you, dont spam gypsy then
>"but your doing the exact same thing"
>REEE FUCKIN TALICANCER GYPSYFAG FUCK YOU YOU RUIN MASS EFFECT CUNT FAGGOT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
thats this general right now
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>>163853989
Newfag, immigrant, cancer and biodrone posts incoming, take cover matey
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>>163853989

>>163854090
this, you fucked up now lad
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>>163854090
>>163854208
fuck you
fuck this general
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>>163854331
more to /meg/ than the kaidanfaggots
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>>163849171
Nice, maybe they can do something interesting with the next sw movies when they have to ignore her terrible acting

Now if only that chick and that nigger died as well we'd be golden
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>>163849171
Hope that coke-sniffing jewess whore burns in hell, desu.
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>>163853989
actually it was the answer to the gypsyspam, to put the cancer into everyone else's shoes.
yeah you are the problem and you just don't realize it (if you are talicancer)

>>163854208
don't like it? make your own talicancer thread then.
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>>163856285
You sure are radical
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>>163853989
How can you still be this stupid? He's doing the exact same thing in purpose as a response to the tali spam. How can you still not get that?
It's both to show how annoying the spamming is by doing it with a char you don't like, and it is to prevent you from continuing to do it yourself

>>163843976
>was i really that bad?
You're easily one of the most cancerous people here. Congrats.
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>>163856625
>complaining about extreme views on 4chan
reddit etc
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>>163856691
Goddamn i can't stand your extremism, i think i will fuck off to tumblr

>>163856654
He surely showed 'em gypsies who's boss all right :^)
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>>163856838
>He surely showed 'em gypsies who's boss all right :^)

haven't seen any tali pics for 50+ posts. have you?
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>>163856654
They're such heroes, spamming worse than Tali posters ever did. Suck their cocks some more.>>163857081
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>>163857081
I haven't seen any pics in 50+ posts. I call it total victory! No prisoners!
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>>163857137
>BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWW dey takn my toys away
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>>163857231
not an argument
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>>163857410
actually it is. you are butthurt that you can't shit the thread up with your ugly tali pics
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I'd post the Bane-Vega with a "Crashing this thread" caption, to fit the current disucssion, but sadly we're already at the image limit.
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>>163857137
>spamming worse than Tali posters ever did
That's the whole fucking point, you idiot. What is going on in that head of yours!?

>People complain about Tali spam
>Get ignored or told its not bad
>they proceed to do the exact same thing with another character to show how annoying it is
>suddenly the same talilovers are complaining about the exact same spam because they don't like kaidan as much
See how they perfectly pointed out your hypocrisy and how you keep proving his point by going "kaidan images are worse!" ?

And he hasn't posted any images in hours, so what are you still complaining about? oh wait, probably that you can't post your tali shit because you're the exact same as they are
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>>163858151
I don't remember thread reaching image limit before 700 posts when talifags where in power
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>>163858151
it's not about Kaidan, it's about the spam. It's that simple.

And you know why he hasn't posted any images in hours? Because we are already at the image limit and now no one can post any image.
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put your name back on OCD
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>>163858368
you have a bad/selective memory then
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>>163858597
I don't think so matey. People complaining and raging over prematurely reached image limit is something i would remember.
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>>163858368
You don't remember a lot of things with that small brain of yours

>>163858489
So no more spam then. Rejoice!
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http://imgur.com/a/Pv9pT
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>>163858798
I'd like to post a smug-looking Javik looking condescending, maybe with a little "Primitive" caption under it to highlight how fucking tired I am of all this shit. But I can't. Because we reached the image limit and no one can have fun anymore.

Only pain.
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>>163858798
As far as i'm concerned human brains are shrinking due to evolutional changes so i guess thank you is in order :^)
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>>163859003
>to highlight how fucking tired I am of all this shit
Then stop crying about it it just fuck off
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>>163858534
Seriously. How can no one see through the posts?
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>>163859242
I like it here. I'm just fucking tired of you.
You'll just have to imagine that I posted a picture of a sad middle-aged american man holding an alcohol bottle and looking like he's about to drink it.
But I can't.
Because we reached the image limit in under 300 posts.
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>>163859286
You're assuming anyone gives a fuck about a random attention whore to play attention to his absence or presence
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>tfw Shala'raan will never jerk you off under the table
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>>163859652
That's odd because there's a whole lot of giving a fuck about random attention whores and the image files they post here.
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i am about to do a Insanity Infiltrator run on ME2, which bonus power is best
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>>163860602
Reave in ME2, Energy Drain in ME3.
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>tfw you feel genuinely happy that talifags are miserable
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>>163859831
>Sitting down.
>Some quar is performing a presentation.
>It just keeps going.
>Shala is next to you doing her very best to fake interest, but like the others she's failing miserably.
>She trades glances with you.
>Her gloved hand touches your thigh.
>The touch surprises you, it's gentle, her hand is light and glides across your leg, up and down.
>She's looking straight ahead at the presentation while her hand caresses your thigh.
>You try and make eyecontact, she ignores you. Her eyes are firmly fixed ahead.
>Her hand moves upward, slowly tracing each fold of your pants, feeling the texture.
>She reaches your crotch, she hesitates, she's breathing a little quicker but no one is the wiser.
>Her gloved digits firmly grasp your package, possessively gripping it in a way that is both gentle and aggressive.
>Kneading the bulge, she traces your erection through the fabric.
>You are desperately trying to keep your composure.
>She's maddeningly slow, teasingly molesting you, drawing out every stroke.
>Then she stops, her fingers pawing at your zipper.
>Slowly, one link at a time, she unzips the last barrier to your manhood.
>She worms her hand into the opening.
>An appreciative hum makes it way out of her helmet, muffled by the mask but still laden with lust.
>She grips your shaft. Holding it gently in one hand as she runs her thumb along its bottom.
>She's so gentle. It's like being jerked off by the wind.
>But she might be gentle, but she's also unrelenting.
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>>163862915
>The featherlike caresses make you mad with lust. You fidget in your seat, humping her hand in slow motion.
>She pretends not to notice and leans her chin on her hand, disinterestedly listening to the presenter.
>He just keeps babbling.
>Shala tightens her grip and alternates between long languid strokes and the quickest motion she dares perform without drawing attention to the two of you.
>Soon she's only doing the quick strokes.
>You're getting close.
>The presenter is taking questions. All attention is on him.
>She pulls your member out just in time for you to spurt your load all over the underside of the table.
>She let's out an amused chuckle as she milks the last of your seed into her palm.
>She wipes it off on the inside of her thigh-wrapping and then tucks your member back in your pants with care.
>The presentation ends soon after.
>She asks what you think off his proposition on the way out.

>You pull her into an alleyway and use your fingers to return the favor.
>>
>>163863029
Oh baby! I hope the next time it's Daroxen sitting next to me and she uses her dexterous toes.
>>
>>163862915
Why woud future pants use zippers ? That's so XXI century.
>>
Ded.
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>>163865027
I'd post a funny image that would, at best, make people chuckle and, at worst, make people call me an autist.
But I can't.
Because we reached the image limit.
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>>163865519
>Because we reached the image limit.
huh, really? didn't even notice.
>>
Through some horrible twist of fate, your Shepard dies running to the portal but both your squadmates make it through. What happens? What ending would they choose?
>>
>>163865750
I don't know about Garrus but Tali would destroy the shit out of reapers
>>
>>163865519
>Being this salty your tali spam backfired
Literally the only thing you're doing in this thread is crying, so I doubt you'd have contributed anything of worth if we weren't at the image limit. Quite the opposite even
>>
>>163866050
Good we have old and experienced posters here to guide us newfags and tell us what is valuable content and what is cancer :^)
>>
>>163866050
I'd post a cute picture of Miranda in her underwear to show you that my choice of waifu is the purest.
But I can't.
Because we reached the image limit.
>>
>>163866681
indeed you are lucky. you might learn a thing or two.
>>
>>163867014
Thank you! I'm looking forward to learning trick or two about getting rid of posters here on /meg/!
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>>163867112
Post femshep
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>>163867408
I'd post a nice picture of a custom femshep romancing Kaidan.
But I can't.
Because we reached the image limit.
>>
>>163863029
>>She let's out an amused chuckle as she milks the last of your seed into her palm.
>>She wipes it off on the inside of her thigh-wrapping

lewd.
>>
>>163867408
Ok i'm writing that down, what about Kaidan-posting?
>>
>>163866980
>purest
>sleeps with complete randoms off the extranet
>>
>>163867750
Post Tali
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>>163868276
I'd post a smug Costanza face.
But I image limit.
Because we reached the can't.
>>
>>163868406
I don't understand. Should i post tali when someone is posting kaidan or should i scare people off with tali?
>>
>>163868814
Yes
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>>163868902
Noted, keep up the good work friend :^) i hope them newfags get out so i can bump this thread every hour and become oldfag one day just like you!
>>
>>163869167
I hate the Kaiden posters as much as you. As much as Tali/Jack were posted they never were such self-righteous Asshole about it.

Same cancer different form
>>
>>163869167
Anon, I'm sensing some sarcasm in your text. I for one am looking forward to taking turns every 4 hours to post "ded". Really made me feel like a super oldfag elite.

: ^ )
>>
>all this delicious gypsy salt
I'm enjoying this way too much
>>
>>163869708
>defending the cancer
>hating the cure
part of the problem
>>
So, what do you want to do /meg/?
>>
>>163869956
Ha ha gypsy cancer got what they deserved amirite friend?
>>
>>163870119
embrace death
>>
Next guy to get doubles has to make the new thread
>>
>>163870247
>>163870247
Too right m8, let's head back to /dag/ now until there's the next /meg/!
>>
>>163870473
All right, after you sir! I just hope kaidan lover will stay vigilant, we don't want any waifuposting here but him, oh no!
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>>163870349
>doubles
>on /vg/
>>
>>163870663
Yeah?
>>
You immigrants are retarded, fucking hell. Acting like a bunch of BSN babies and doing nothing but crying while blaming others that the thread is shit.

I can't wait for winter break to be over and you idiots to fuck off again.
>>
>>163870247
>>163870473
>>163870649
>all this salt
>>
>>163870917
>global rule 10
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>>163870867
Yeah I'm with you on that one. I hope that the imagedumpers fucks off.
>>
>>163871069
I did't break any rules. stay salty, gonna get my mining equipment ready
>>
>>163870867
>>163871351
>caring this much about anonymous board
Holy fuck
>>
>>163870867
They'll be gone eventually, untill then I'll help the kaidanposter with the chemo even if it crashes this whole general with no survivors.

I'm endlessly enjoying the salt reserves though.
>>
>>163871706
What will you do when Andromeda gets released?
>>
>>163871706
>I'm endlessly enjoying the salt reserves though
Yeah, it's pretty amusing
>>
>>163871351
You know Talifags are not the only salty oneals. There is collateral damage in the form of these threads only having to do with the chemo

Which won't work by the way
>>
>>163871820
Patiently waiting for the crack
>>
nigger kike
>>
>>163872068
I mean when /meg/ will be full of newfags and immigrants when Andromeda gets released.
>>
>>163871604
>suddenly it's unimportant

>>163871990
>You know Talifags are not the only salty oneals.

never said I did. happy that one jackfag can't post the same images over and over and over and over and over and over again too.
not to mention the femshep autist.
>>
>>163872358
I actually agree that waifuposting was annoying and should be limited, but this is way too autistic and cringeworthy
>>
>>163872289
Teling biodrones to fuck off and making sure the golden rules of /meg/ about hating bioware and not giving money to curry thunder remain in effect.

And laughing about the awful animations
>>
>>163872616
That's sounds like a waste of time.
>>
>>163872616
>And laughing about the awful animations
I tried to forget that
>>
>>163872871
Posting on 4chan is a waste of time in general, you clown.
>>
>>163873169
I know. Playing mass effect is also a waste of time.
then again, what isn't a waste of time?
>>
>>163873353
salt mining.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBhY347jmgI
>>
>>163873445
That's sounds like a waste of time.
>>
http://i.imgur.com/pNIxJai.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/2NWtg7M.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/xMveuz2.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/jEAGsOp.jpg
>>
>>163875823
Oh, Miranda aga-


No wait, it's actually worse.
>>
>>163875823
why is kaidan blue in those pictures
>>
>>163875823
Nice ass though
>>
>>163875823
Why are the links broken?
>>
>>163876990
Works fine for me(tm)
>>
>>163877091
Retried and it's ok.
Just handfuls of blue ass.
>>
>>163867591
I'll admit that straight fanart would be 100x less cancer.

and also my OTP ;_;
>>
>>163877947
That's pretty homophobic actually
>>
Why is the marketing for Andromeda so shitty?
>>
>>163879119
Mac Walters
>>
>>163878378
That's pretty self righteous actually
>>
femshep's flesh sloughing off her face to reveal a pristine set of mandibles?
>>
>>163880050
Her humaniform jaw and teeth falling messily apart?
>>
600 years in stasis have Asari develop natural eyebrows.

Who knew?
>>
>>163880050
She's too short to be a turian
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>>163881067
Femshep's muscled legs cracking and painfully splitting as the soft flesh hardens into scaly plates and she puts on a solid foot of height?
>>
>>163879579
Mac Walters isn't in the marketing department, ya dolt.
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>>163881162
Still would be a little short for a turian, and would be traded for being a womanlet
>>
>>163881471
Femshep discovering that Garrus has a fetish for short women and getting railed, screeching all night?
>>
>>163881601
Canon if you play femshep
>>
>>163880050
>>163880976
>>163881067
>>163881162
>>163881471
>>163881601
Please make it stop, I can only vomit so much
>>
>>163881769
Garrus getting turned on by anon vomiting at the sight of their passionate lovemaking and forcibly bringing him into the violent turian intercourse, giving him gashes and cuts all over his body?
>>
>>163881863
stomach is still cramping
>>
>>163882030
Garrus milking Femshep's turian dextro-fluids into anon's mouth to sate his hunger?
>>
>>163882609
But what does it smell like?
>>
I had to go play ME1 to cleanse from this faggotry.
I'm in Noveria, it's cold and cozy. It's 30 degrees where I live so I play in the darkness.
>>
>>163872358
>happy that one jackfag can't post the same images over and over and over and over and over and over again too.
stay mad bitch. you can't do shit about it

what're you gonna do? huh? keep reaching the image limit? you think that affects me?

bitch get a life.
>>
>>163883073
this place is still shit. give it a week then come back
>>
>>163882861
metallic, kinda like blood but less viscous, or drinking a penny.
>>
>>163872358
>suddenly it's unimportant
it never fuckin was, your ass needs sunlight
>>
>>163883158
>>163883505
How old are you? Jesus Christ you sound like some 15-year old
>>
why the fuck are some of you guys always saying shit about immigrants from that bioware forum.

that shit closed down months ago. why the fuck are you bringing this shit up now?
>>
>>163883714
bitch do you actually take this place seriously? i've been here for a while as im sure you know, and in that time i haven't seen a single fucking thing to take serious

were on a jap cartoon site talking about a shitty Canadian game. if you actually take anything on this fucking site seriously. your ass needs help.

you're a sad little man and i feel bad for you.
>>
>>163884301
>this guy thinks he can write fiction with posts like that
You're only allowed to post here if you're 18+, mate
>>
>>163884459
mmm hmmm

you take fiction serious too?
>>
>>163817881
If I was the one who posted this I would feel sillier than normal right now
>>
>>163885241
aw hell what can expect from the people here?

they get mad at people who post stupid shit to pass the time until the next Andromeda update is released. then they go and act even stupider and fail to realize they're the reason why the thread is so bad.

shit, 3 months a go this place was great. it didn't get bad, till people started saying it was bad.
>>
>>163885882
Learn to speak English please.
>>
>>163885882
I'd like to post the famous reaction image of a smiling black man wearing glasses pointing his finger up, which is usually accompanied by a caption saying "He's right you know" to show my approval of what this guy say.
But I can't.
Because we reached the image limit in under 300 posts.
>>
>>163886869
Is he wearing glasses? I hadn't noticed. Maybe I would've this time, if we hadn't reached image limit in under 300 posts
>>
>>163887613
>>163886869
And you will keep reaching the imagelimit in under 300 posts in all future threads you immigrants participate in.

Enjoy yourselves.
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>>163887749
That doesn't sound so good
>>
>>163887749
and?
>>
>>163887749
I'm not an immigrant
>>
>>163888330
No, I'm sure you've been here for three years but don't know what MTs are :^)
>>
>>163888415
I'm a newfag, but I don't come from another site, thus the immigrant label is incorrect
>>
>>163888531
No it really isn't
>>
>>163888531
It isn't actually
>>
>>163888705
>>163888709
yes it is
>>
>>163888767
You're both an immigrant and a retard.
>>
>>163888767
Youre also an idiot
>>
>>163888976
>>163888985
But doesn't the term imply I come from somewhere else?
>>
>>163889081
If you're a newfag you by definition came from somewhere else. You weren't born in these shadows, molded by them.
>>
>>163889262
so outside counts as somewhere else?
>>
>>163889418
Obviously
>>
>>163889418
Yes by its very definition...
>>
>>163889627
>>163889636
doesn't that make everyone an immigrant then?
>>
>>163872358
Im on your side you fag

Insert femshep kissing liara picture
>>
>>163889746
Are you really this stupid or are you just pretending at this point?
I don't even give a shit about kaidanfag and his posse, but you're just being retarded.
Immigrants are newfags. Newfags are immigrants.
>>
>>163889992
it seems you're the stupid one, because he is right.
>>
>>163889992
So they're interchangeable terms? If that's the case I'd rather you stick to using newfag, if you don't mind. Immigrant sounds a bit hateful
>>
>>163890134
Sure thing, mate.
>>
>>163890246
thanks buddy
>>
>all this unfiltered autism
Gave me cancer
>>
>>163890235
I think I'll just call you a rapefugee from now on instead
>>
>>163890235
Fuck off immigrant
>>
>>163890346
>>163890352
>this much bigotry
>in a thread about a bioware game
M8s I think you're the ones who need to integrate
>>
>>163890534
I think you need to fuck off Biodrone
>>
>>163890627
But the BSN got shut down and nobody ever upboats my posts on reddit :(
>>
Night /meg/
Kaidanfag, can you post some kai leng stuff besides kaidan in the next thread?
>>
Never played mass effect before so i got it on steam sale playing the first one. Any tips or things I should watch out for?
>>
>>163892125
The romances in the second game are all better than the first one: wait until then

Choose paragon or renegade early and stick to that through the entire trilogy, or you may be locked out of dialogue

the interrupts are all cool, take whichever ones you think will be fun, badass, cathartic, etc.

Always take Garrus
>>
>>163892125
in me2 ship upgrades are important. and in me3 war assets make a difference in the ending
>>
>>163892125
Don't spend any money on DLC or anything else. Pirate it all.
>>
tfw I unironically loved all the miranda posting this thread
>>
>tfw I unironically loved all the kaidan posting this thread
>>
here's my shitty fic

http://imgur.com/a/whuvJ
>>
>>163896143
depending on reactions ill hold off working on part 2
>>
>>163896143
This is really bad. It reads like some tryhard edgy story that a kid would come up with and who adds fuck in every other sentence because that's cool. No actual person acts like how your characters do. Only Donte and underage wannabes act like that.

Add some stuff to the story that isn't just dialogue. Describe the room, set the mood, explore the scene. Now it's just two people talking really unrealistically. It's full on exposition. All tell no show. It needs to be the other way around.

Also add paragraphs to your story instead of making it one big wall of text so it's more inviting to read. And work on your grammar and punctuation, it's all over the place.

In other words delete everything and start over. Imagine yourself in that scene that your character is in and think how you or any other normal person would react. Going full "tsk, nothing personnel kid. Fuck you!" is not how normal people talk.
>>
>>163896659
Also it's cliché as fuck. Be more original
>>
>>163896659
>>163896756

Aw well I gave it a try. fuck it then.
>>
>>163897202
>Fuck it then
You're doing it again
>>
>>163896143
sorry anon, but it's pretty shit. grammar is there for the most part, at least, but the dialogue's clunky, it's standard action movie fare (not a good thing) and there doesn't really seem to be anything interesting about the character
>>
>>163896659
>>163897406
well I said I did say I was bad at writing fiction. the more I wrote, the more I though to myself, "what the hell am I doing?" so I was iffy about even posting it.

I'll leave fic writing to the people who know what they're doing

at least i have an imgur account now,
>>
>>163898193
>making an imgur account to upload pictures
why though
>>
>>163898293
Well I couldn't post it here
>>
>>163898350
You don't need an imgur account to upload images
>>
>>163898460
you learn something new everyday.
>>
So I'm on my first pt of mass effect 2 and I feel like Tali has now become a better version of me1 Liara and Liara has become an emotionless android. Can someone explain what happened for this change to take place? It feels really weird.
>>
>>163899235
Tali grew up. Liara went crazy
>>
>>163899546
i was thinking about what to post, but yeah that's it.
>>
>>163899235
It's never really shown or explained in detail, but apparently she became an emotionless android because she's really angry at the Shadow Broker for trying to grab Shepard's corpse (and only that, since she didn't know Shepard could be revived at this time) and for kidnapping a double agent she knew for a week.

imo though she was more of an emotionless android in the first game, at least in 2 she occasionally shows annoyance or smugness.
>>
>ME2
>Take Jack to Teltin
>Encourage her to keep being a killer
>ME3
>Jack is a teacher
>"Says she followed your example"
Fuck off Bioware.
>>
>>163901226
>ME2
>Shepard kills everyone
>Jack kills everyone

>ME3
>Jack leads her squad into battle
>Shepard leads his squad into battle

well she kinda is following his example.
>>
>>163901226
>playing Renegade
>>
>>163902169
>Playing paragon
>>
>>163902169
>>163902476
>playing
>>
>>163902476
It's true though. Renegade Shepard makes no sense in the context of the story and is really only there for autistic power fantasies.
>>
>>163902545
>not playing as a war hero paragon in ME1
>not balancing along the fine line between good and evil in ME2
>not going full renegade cause your sick of everybody's shit in ME3
>>
>>163902545
I've only ever done one Renegade play through and quit once I got to ME3. I usually end up with 50/50 or 75/25 Paragade
>>
>>163902713
>Paragade
that sounds like ghetto gatorade
>>
>>163902771
>ghetto gatorade
No, that's just water with sugar and food coloring added.
>>
>>163902545
I find that most of the renegade choices are the best ones besides just being an asshole to your crew for no reason.
>>
>>163902849
>sugar
>water
>purple
grape drank
>>
>>163902949
Renegade choices are best for everything except the crew and anything major, except shooting Mordin.
>>
>>163903117
>not killing the bug queen
>not kicking garrus the fuck off your ship
I can't even remeber any of the other ones that mattered.
>>
>>163903310
>not kicking garrus the fuck off your ship
nigga what?
>>
>>163903372
>letting some bird cop on to your ship
No pls
>>
>>163902949
I'm talking about stuff like hanging up on the the three most powerful people in the galaxy to be a dick, physically assaulting an admiral of a foreign power for doing what Shepard would have done, killing Samara and recruiting a serial murderer who just tried to murder you, sucking Cerberus's dick and openly endorsing the hostile terrorist organization, etc. Plus, as you said, most Renegade actions involving the crew. That's all pure autism and completely breaks suspension of disbelief that Shepard wouldn't become a huge liability to the Alliance being such a dumb short tempered thug.

A few Renegade decisions are just logical though, usually the ones involving geth.
>>
>>163903310
>Recruiting Garrus to begin with
>>
>>163903372
Renegade option when Garrus asks to join the mission in ME1 is "lol no, fuck off xeno scum".

Which doesn't make all that much sense in context, and is pretty much entirely contradicted by the events of later games where he's treated like an old bro no matter what.
>>
>>163903490
>physically assaulting an admiral of a foreign power
Pussy
>killing Samara and recruiting a serial murderer who just tried to murder you
Samara said she would kill you if you're not a good little cuck so Morinth might be the better choice
>sucking Cerberus's dick and openly endorsing the hostile terrorist organization
Cerberus are the good guys in ME2.
>>
>>163903581
he still shows up even if you don't recruit him in ME1? wtf?
>>
>>163903714
Yeah TIM wants him.
>>
>>163903714
Yea you still find him on Omega in ME2 and he acts like he's been on the crew the entire time.
>>
>>>/aco/1086969

Merry Chrismass Effect MEG.
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>>163904353
cool.
>>
>>163904353
That looks like megsev shit
>>
>>163896659
>>163898193
ok i gave it another try, and i spent the last hour writing this

http://imgur.com/a/dcWAj

it's completely unrelated to the other one and i basically just pulled it out of my ass.
>>
Are any of the Mass Effect games playable on the Xbone?
>>
>>163904353
Dr. U, noice.
>>
>Tfw don't really like biotics compared to tech
>Still mostly play vanguard as charge is maximum fun

The new class system in Andromeda could turn out to be pretty neat really, damn shame there is no hope for the writing.

And yeah all three games can be played on xbone now, I hear me3 multiplayer is still alive on there as well.
>>
Tech + Combat is the alpha combination. Tech Bursts and Fire Explosions all day long.
>>
>>163905543
>guys, i spent a whole hour on this!
>>
>>163907480
I did.

did you read it?
>>
>>163907353

Inferno nade + charge + heavy melee/nova/point blank weapon fire. Nothing is more alpha than this. Extra style points for shouting "PURGE EVERYTHING" of course.
>>
>>163907524
>assuming anyone wants to read your poorly written fap fantasies
>>
>>163908425
Aw well, I have it a try. some of us can write and some of us can't. I guess I can't.

It felt kinda nice giving something back to meg. even if it was bad.
>>
Goodnight guys. Sorry about my bad writing.
>>
>>163907729
>using melee
>having to get in your enemy's face to instantly replenish shields
>not causing everything to go up in a storm of lightning and fire with a wave of your hand

enjoy being a 13th century cuck.
>>
>>163909064
>sitting in cover the entire time
>calling anyone else a cuck
>>
>less than 60 more posts till we reach 700 posts and an appropriate time for a new thread

C'mon guys we can do it. let's talk about....... Dammit I got nothing, I'm not even joking.
>>
>>163908920
Good night anon, I haven't seen the fics yet but I will later.
>>
>ME2 inferno grenades

Dear god these things suck compared to ME3s, thee knock down on unprotected organics is okay but 3s have spoiled me.
>>
Who's a good squad mate pick for Talis loyalty mission for dialogue? Other than Garus and Legion anyway, I've had Garus for it before and don't have Legion yet.
>>
>>163908920
Practice! And have the actual writers critique you also
>>
>>163910021
stop making threads early, that's another reason for the hate here. some cuck is spearheading an absolutely retarded OP (houseberry, instead of youtube links only the title names are copied, barebones OP etc) and everyone is angry and it's 50 posts to go in the old thread, no sense in that shit at all. make it to 750 posts and prepare a REAL OP.
>>
>>163910684
test
>>
>>163910684
>>163911617
okay this is worrying me. (you)s are gone

THEY PROBABLY COST TOO MUCH, EH, JACKIE 4CHAN?
>>
>>163910390
Mordin's dialogue is always good. I've never taken him to that mission but he prpbably has something to say about rael's experiments. Thane may also be good.
They really botched character interactions in ME2 though. Aside from the two fights you break up and jack's bitching at miranda nobody seems to acknowledge anybody else
>>
>>163899546
>>163899660
Retards, there was a change in the character writer.
Some feminidt cunt ruined liara.
>>
>>163914014
They were only stating what happened. Not why it happened
>>
>>163911686
instead of (you)s, you get dotted underlines now. what a horrible change. Jackie 4chan fucked up yet again.
>>
>>163910390
Legion
>>
http://orig10.deviantart.net/c485/f/2016/362/8/0/on_the_couch__late_2016_render_test__by_colortwist-dat1di8.png
>>
>>163916149
Is that supposed to be attractive?
>>
>>163902679
I usually go full Paragon but I have done the slow decent into full jaded asshole for one of my Trilogy Marathon Playthroughs
>>
>>163916149

He should do close-up shots of the waifus. The renders themselves are fuckin' great, look way better than SFM, I'm just not a fan of that specifc kink. Or at least expansion to that degree, I'm always down for bimbofication and 'enhancement'.

But I can probably fap to that image.
>>
>>163916310

To violanarrayya and his followers it must be. Inflation does have its fans, I think.

>>163916432

Agreed, he should do more with less 'N7 helium'.
>>
>>163916432
>Or at least expansion to that degree
Agreed. Nothing wrong with Ashley getting some big bimbo titties, but that picture takes it to far and makes her look silly
>>
I recently played the opening missions of ME3 like 4 or 5 times because I couldn't decide what class I wanna play
I'm amazed at how naturally BioWare introduces newcomers to the series to all the concepts, species, and characters
Sure, Vega basically serves as a blank slate the other characters can spew exposition at, but most of it is written like something that would actually come up in a real dialog, barring some exceptions ("that's right, Turians sterilized them!")
BioWare may be shit at writing but this part of it is pretty good
>>
>>163916864
>Inflation does have its fans
I just don't see how inflation to levels like in that pic is attractive

>>163916956
>BioWare introduces newcomers to the series
I'm still salty at Bioware for cutting out the trial that was supposed to occur for destroying the Batarian relay, all because newcomers wouldn't know what was going on.
>>
>>163917091
Oh yeah it's definitely stupid to want to attract newcomers in the first place and the game suffers for it, I'm merely saying it's well-written if you take the "WE WANT THE NEW AUDIENCE" thing as a given
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>>163917165
I'm not saying its stupid, the game needs to survive and make money for Bioware to keep making games, but they never seem to be able to mix things properly.

Personally this is how I would have started ME3

>Shepard is brought out of his "cell" in chains
>As they walk down the hallway to the court room Anderson shows up and starts talking about colonies going silent, comms from Arcturus being dead and so on
>As its dawning on you that the Reapers are approaching you are led into the court room and its a mini law and order scenario where a lawyer asks you questions about the events of ME1, 2, Arrival and such. Basically it would be like the opening comic PS3 fags got for ME2 before ME1 was made available to them
>Then power flickers, maybe an air raid siren or some type of alarm starts going just as the remains of whatever fleet was in orbit over earth that got destroyed starts raining down along with Reapers
>From there James and Anderson bust you out of the chains while everyone is freaking the fuck out and you fight your way to the Normandy like they in the game
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>>163908920
>>163905543
>>163896143

Will read it and tell you what I think.
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>/meg/ - attention whoring "writefags" shilling shit nobody even asked for
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>>163919469
I'd post a picture of Adam Jensen because he never asked for this neither.
But I reached
Because we can't the image limit.
>>
http://orig04.deviantart.net/449e/f/2016/362/e/5/tevos_v2_by_pc_effect-dat77u6.jpg
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>running off content creators by being the most condescending, triggered cunts ever
Wew.
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>>163921719
>>>reddit
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>>163921719
Yeah, gypsyfags and jackfags are the worst
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>>163921719
>content creators
>produce cancer
No thanks
>>
>still getting taken for rides by the shittiest most obvious bait there's ever been
stop
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>>163922265
At this point I think that whatever happen you'll still think that it's cancer. There's nothing pleasing you, ever.
>>
>>163908794
eddrf was absolute dog shit when he started writing. Now he's better. Same applies to you if you keep trying. It's a learned skill, not something some people just can't do.
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>>163922806
>It's a learned skill, not something some people just can't do.
there are exceptions who will never learn. like mac walters.
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>>163922806
He's still shit
>>
Polite reminder that Tali is the best girl.
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>>163923552
see this? this is the root of all our problems.
>>
>>163923668
Yes, that not enough people spread the Truth.
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>>163923270
Someone's jealous.
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>>163923931
>gypsylover so pathetic he has to shill his "writing" on 4chan because nobody else would read it
>>
Only spending two years on Mass Effect 2 and 3 respectively was a mistake. At least four would've been better.
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>>163923552
>Best girl
>Not Ashley
To the airlock with you
>>
>>163923552

It's clearly this broad. --> >>163916149
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>>163909064
>this is what nonvanguard cucks actually believe
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>>163924197
Ashley would be best if she didn't have operation.
Now she's second.

>>163923967
>no John, you are the mutants
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>>163924749
>Ashley would be best if she didn't have operation
Are you talking about her look changing in ME3, because if so I agree that she was far more sexier in ME1.
>>
>>163924876
>Are you talking about her look changing in ME3
What else could he possibly talk about? An appendectomy?
your immigration status is showing
>>
>>163926941
>your immigration status is showing
What? Don't make me summon that anime poster
>>
>>163926941
>>if she didn't have operation
>can't use normal people English
>gets offended when people don't get what he's babbling about
>>
Really. Locker room full of menstrual teens in here.
>>
>>163927239
>all posters answering to someone are the same person
you're assuming much.
>>
>>163927892
fuck off to /r/masseffect
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>>163927239
are you retarded?
>>163924749
and
>>163926941
are entirely different people, as was apparent by the use of "he".
>>
>>163928661
Are they all a bunch of bi-polar womyn there too?
>>
>>163928878
yes youd fit in there very well cunt
>>
fags
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>>163918539
Is the jackfag writefaggot still here ? I can give you a small critique of your writefaggotry is you want. Just have to know if you are still around to read it.
>>
>>163929317
facts
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>>163929367
Fuck off
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>>163929476
Not before I deliver the two writefaggotry that /meg/ wanted, I'm afraid.
>>
>>163929686
>wanted
lol
>>
>>163929367
He's a lost cause and >>163896659 seems like good enough critique anyway, after which he instantly gave up
>>
>>163929826
Well, I asked if people wanted a particular pairing and some anons answered with a particular pairing. When people ask me to do a job, I do it.
Sorry senpai, gotta bear with my writefaggotry until I'm out. But you can still hide my post, I've started using a name especially for that. Makes it easier for people to ignore me.
>>
>>163930102
Where are the MTs, mate?
>>
>>163930295
Don't know, no one specifically asked for them.
Hopefully no one does.
>>
>>163930514
Add MTs
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>>163930623
I've still got two other fics in the works before I'm taking new work from /meg/, if I'm not convinced to definitively fuck off before that. Not working on anything else but robot love and turian boning at the moment.

>>163929975
That critique was very well put. I probably wouldn't say anything different. Good job to anyone who did that.
>>
>>163930826
Who cares you retarded attention whore
>>
Only 37 left
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>>163933320
And then we can enjoy another 250 posts full of Kaidan goodness
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Reminder that Tali is best girl.
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>>163933543
I'm actually looking forward to your butthurt.
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>>163933772
You'd think that Shepard would be the top in that relationship.
>>
>>163930826
>if I'm not convinced to definitively fuck off

Pls no.
>>
>>163933842
not exclusively
>>
I hate quarians so goddamn much.
>>
>>163936434
good. more for the rest of us
>>
>>163936434
Space Palestinians should all be shot into the nearest star.
>>
¡Whoops, wrong thread!
>>
-LK
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http://i.imgur.com/Q6hzZ2Q.jpg
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so, apparently they're going to try and let people scan their faces for Ryder in Andromeda. how much of a shitshow do you think that's going to be?
>>
hey guys how's it going?

i remember a while back somebody posted the VA for the krogan, Drack, it was some old irish guy. does anyone know his name?

i don't know if the person who posted it was serious cause he didn't post any links.
>>
>>163943262
for real, where did you hear that?

anyway i'm not gonna do doing that. an Apache looking mexican would look weird in a sci fi game
>>
>>163943262
oh boy. can't wait for CIA and Bane faces
>>
>>163944218
Stanley Townsend, I believe. someone from bioware posted it on twitter and that's it for sources
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>>163933734
if she really was the best girl i would have picked her instead of Jack
>>
>>163944559
>Stanley Townsend
yeah that was it.

i don't know about you guys but i like it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0z_NlpeAF54
>>
>>163944567
Jack is average at best, but Tali a shit.
>>
>>163945079
Tali and Garrus both have the same problem. They only make sense if you play Paragon Shep.

Still the best two romances though
>>
>>163945079
>Jack is average at best
i thought her romance was the best female romance in ME2

Miranda's felt forced, i guess
and Tali felt like a sister, the romance scene felt awkward as hell for me.
>>
i'm about to start a new playthough and i was wondering if you guys knew any good mods for all 3 games?

i've never played ME with mods before so i just want to know if you guys recommend anything

im specifically looking for texture mods for ME2 and 3
>>
>>163946117
kys
>>
>>163946573
so there aren't any good mods?
>>
>>163946770
use google you cuck
>>
>>163946770
kill yourself is a bit harsh but to be fair, just read the op pastebin.
>>
>>163947151
i did. i only saw a texture mod for ME1

>>163946915
i just wanted to know if you guys knew any good ones.
>>
>>163947258
i know there's a mod that changes ME2 and/or 3 armors into me1 armors on the nexus which i love the idea of, but i'm a disgusting console peasant so i can't use it.
>>
>>163946117
Get the loading screens mod for ME2.
>>
>>163947616
this one?
http://www.nexusmods.com/masseffect2/mods/2/?

>>163947541
couldn't find it

also what the fuck is this shit?
http://www.nexusmods.com/masseffect2/mods/47/?
>>
>>163948467
>this one?
Yeah.
There's also a huge texture mod for ME2 on Nexus, but I didn't try installing it, the game's graphics don't bother me. And nothing can fix Bioware's shitty animations.
>>
>>163948748
>There's also a huge texture mod for ME2 on Nexus
yeah I saw that. anyway thanks for the help
>>
>>163948467
here it is for me3
http://www.nexusmods.com/masseffect3/mods/332/?
im sure it exisits for me2 somewhere
don't mind me though dude i just love me1.
>>
>>163948989
oh snap. that looks awesome.

thanks man
>>
>>163949092
no worries man
>>
>>163943262
Finally, I can have a decent asian face in MAss Effect.
>>
>>163943262
i'm betting they'll give bethesda a run for their money.
i can't wait to see what i'd look like with elephantiatis
god bless bioware
>>
>>163950127
>i can't wait to see what i'd look like with elephantiatis
What? why would you want to see that?
>>
>>163946117
JohnP Ending Mod + Citadel Epilogue Mod
>>
time for a new thread?
>>
>>163950706
yup
>>
>>163944559
>someone with shit taste doesn't pick her

Thanks for the further proof that Tali is best girl.
>>
>>163950554
because how else would i ever know? don't you want to know how deformed a face your features could construde? how ghastly a mask of horror your reflection could appear, unknown in the mirror as you scream? scream for mercy and wonder why? why would anyone do this?

all praise to bioware hail our true god
>>
>>163950861
thats fucked up
>>
>>163943262
>Scanner works well enough for most faces
>Not perfect, but good enough
>But for some reason, certain face features don't transfer over
>SJWs bitch about how this and how it isn't inclusive
>Feature is disabled permanently for "bugfixing'
>next game in the andromeda series, all player characters undergo plastic surgery and have the default faces, which are token minority pandershit
>In the final game, you don't get to make any choices because anything but bleeding heart liberal choices because "It's not what Ryder would do"
>All the pretty and attractive characters are now also overweight
>All dialogue options lead to Ryder saying they're proud of their body and they're beautiful.
>The 'Fuck you.' Choice which can only be obtained through the mobile game from cash shop boxes has Ryder getting on xem's knees and begging for the same blessed, bountiful body.
>Game ends before there's any conclusion to any arc and says "We couldn't make an ending to appease all the fans, so we decided that you can type out your headcanon here and that's YOUR ending :^)
>This is praised as the game of the century and some wins an Oscar, and Emmy, Pulitzer, and Nobel prize.

No but seriously everything in the first few lines is what'll happen.
>>
>>163951083
I'd guess the first 4.
>>
someone should make a new thread
>>
>>163952821
Nah, when I made this one you fucks tried to get me banned. Do it yourself
>>
>>163952965
Sadly you weren't. Luckily Tali-ban got banned instead, so that's something
>>
>>163952965
iktf, I made one for the first time a while back and I got shit on too
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>>163953113
>Luckily Tali-ban got banned instead
what did he do?
>>
>>163953259
Gypsyposting
>>
>>163953503
What does that mean? posting pictures of tali? why would he get banned for that?
>>
>>163953656
Because it's cancer and pure shitposting
>>
And yet, Kaidanfag exists
>>
>>163953746
Only if the Kaidenfags got banned also
>>
>>163953746
then why hasn't the kaidan poster been banned? or what about other people who post tali?

I think he was banned because people know him and thought it would be funny
>>
>>163953848
>>163953825
>>163953932
That's chemo, which is allowed. And maybe other gypsyposters might be banned as well if they continue doing the same
>>
>>163954021
It isn't chemo, it's more like trying to cure skin cancer by giving you testicular cancer. The old problem is still there, there's just a worse one to deal with now
>>
>>163954021
>That's chemo, which is allowed
but chemo can kill you, in fact chemotherapy can result in cancer later on.
>>
>>163954168
Not really though, the thread has been pretty good today thanks to the lack of waifuposting
>>
>>163954021
How is that allowed? SHITPOSTING is SHITPOSTING regardless of reason
>>
>>163954265
I never stopped waifu posting. I make posts about Jack all the time
>>
>>163954270
Kaidanposting isn't shitposting though. It's healing
>>
>>163949229
yout own?
>>
>>163954353
In between writing the worst stories possible ?
>>
>>163954265
Waifuposting never stopped, it just doesn't have images now. Or it does, but they're linked rather than embedded
>>
>>163954430
But the healing process can be more painful and exhausting than the accident

>>163954528
yeah, I quit writing though. Ive no inspiration anyone
>>
>>163954621
Not really
>>
>>163954693
>But the healing process can be more painful and exhausting than the accident
So?

>>163954621
>they're linked rather than embedded
Nothing like that happened. Only thing remotely like that was a lewd christmas liara. That's it.
>>
Will one of you other lazy fucks makes a new thread already? We're autosaging.
>>
>>163954870
You do it
>>
>>163954870
Good, let it die.
>>
>>163954870
why
>>
>>163954860
Burning down the entire appartement building because you found rats living in between the walls is not the smartest solution. It's a short-sight temporary solution that makes everyone unhappy.
Except people that like living in the streets.
>>
>>163954981
'Cause I'm a lazy fuck too. So one of you other lazy fucks do it.

>>163954991
Heroes never die

>>163955019
Because
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>>163955143
I'm glad you realise you people are rats at least. That's progress.
>>
new thread
>>163955492
>>163955492
>>163955492
>>
>>163955289
Projecting and extrapolation. If the Kaidanposting started out as a response to supposed constant waifuposting, I can bet you my place on /meg/ that it will resume shortly on the new thread without any form of "provocation". Either Kaidanposter do it for the sake of it to destroy the ability to post image on /meg/ or they are truly misguided.
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