christmas edition
christmas eve*
>>163586876
this thread will last till christmas dont worry
i wanna die
so ive noticed some of the patches of dirt ive been hitting with my bat to wake my neighbor up are starting to go soft and not making as much noise
any ideas on what i should do?
so ronery
came home just in time for christmas eve with scvs
>>163587637
yay!
>>163586662
happy holidaysrip
Fruitdealer where are thou????
I'm not gay!
more like.. GookDealer
>>163587952
:3
>>163588272
>>163588575
what does it say
>>163588756
our girl
http://imgur.com/a/qYKEd
>>163588824
dont like the unsolicited nudes
>>163588824
im lactose intolerant but still omo
she put the milk on are kimchi hole...
tonikaku!
i only know ohayou gozaimasu
kero kero
what the H*CK
ara ara~
shut up you dumb baka pabos and give me my present
hidoi
chotto matte
abunai
dame
joshikousei...
musume...
kedo
onegai
shikashi
uso
yabai
taihen
ryoukai!
mamoru
yappari
good night
Another Christmas alone in the scv
scar scar~
what do people use as an instant messenger now?
aim and msn are dead..
>>163591665
omo!!!!!!
>>163592316
steam
>>163592507
-1
use xmpp you fucking botnet enabler
*randalls the tranny*
>>163592606
botnets are okay
Merry christmas, nerds
what about skype?
do people still use that?
scarlet looks worse and worse each time someone posts a pic lol
>>163592775
skype is even more botnet than steam
>>163592743
merry christmas gmnp post the elf pic again
>>163592943
>>163592743
merry christmas eve, gmnp
i love this time of year :3
>>163593187
Merry christmas m10!
did you get your family anything good?
>>163593049
cookie angle-pants
sounds gay
>>163593447
Well, maybe the elf chart is on to something
so this year i left my own birthday early, i skipped my grandpa and grandmas birthday, my mom and my dads birthday, easter and thanksgiving. and now im going to go to christmas
hope it wont be too weird
gmnp just roasted that fag lmao
[Milena-Velba] - 2016-11 - Milena, Hitomi & Anri - Language School [1280x720][MP4]
>>163593227
they didnt want anything particularly extravagant
does a paper shredder count?
>>163593702
A paper shredder? For like office use or what
sounds a little strange
scarscar: i dunno about that...
ouch
>>163593790
for shredding documents yeah. her old one broke and thats what she wanted
what about you? you get the family anything neat?
>>163593878
why dont you just rip the paper up?
>>163593878
i got them mostly kitchen equipment and some sporting clothes
adult gifts are boring
>>163593905
the shredder can cut them into really small bits and you can use the paper as mulch
also the pieces are harder to reassemble it if youre paranoid about that sort of thing
>>163594047
what sorts of documents are they dealing with since they need a shredder?
>>163594092
very sensitive legal documents!!!
>>163594092
who knows!
>>163594201
the shredder knows
>>163594218
if we ask too many questions maybe the shredder will know us too @___@
how big are SCVs irl? i had a friend in high school who told me irl they were like 5 metres tall
*shreds up the scvees so no-one will ever know about us*
>>163594429
~12 feet tall according to the wiki
>>163594547
nick lied to me
what build should i kearn first for terran as a total novice? i can beat the AI by just making marines with stim and attacking like 10 minutes into the game but the moment i try to deviate i dont really know what to do
>>163591665
terrible sim city...
>>163594641
an expand into a timing attack sort of build would be good to know
happy gay christmas idiots
>>163594584
>>163594856
im not gay
>>163594997
then whats my peewee doing up your butt???!
>>163595087
girl?
>>163595316
girlboy...
>>163595382
omo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URpj7c1en98
wish i wasn't poor
>>163596742
sickzii...
>>163596769
he said poor notcute
I still have to do all of my christmas shopping
>>163597075
get me something nice!!!!!!
>>163597075
get me some chocolates
no dark ones idiot!
didnt even check the steam sale this year
didnt even bone you're mom this year oh wait nevermind i did rofl
imagine sending sickzii lewd pics of yourself while hes at work to distract him...
>>163593049
Perky McJingles
literally testicles
>>163597205
some people prefer dark ones...
>>163593049
perky poiny-toes...
>>163598593
ask her for dark ones yourself if you want them
gook
>>163598529
andy...
>>163599207
not that cute cartooner
http://xxxbunker.com/allie_sin_captain_stabbin?ageconfirm=true
9 mins to 9min30s lol
>>163599207
its anders but whatever call me andy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=080LUUWiGls
are her clothes stinky or what?
>>163596108
I'll see your fed smoker and raise you my charlie williams
https://youtu.be/IVAkVbMcjA4
is the bitcoin rally over...
>>163599520
no her p*ssy is
25% and anything above that is acceptable in my opinion
>>163600170
tfw look like 15-17
hanukah... Ψ
>>163600170
35 is the best
i like 35 and 40
hyosung...
had another dream of being back in high school
>>163588272
GaYoung Kim ·
Have a Merry Christmas
wish you all a wonderful Christmas and happy holidays !!
i just want to fuck gooks
whats the deal with fluoride? is it really bad?
>>163600702
yeah
>>163600280
35, 40 and 45 are the best tbqh
anything below 35 is too skinny
anything above 45 is too fat
>>163600702
yeah itll calcify your pineal glands dude
>>163600775
fluoride makes your balls shrivel up!!!!!!!!????
@________________________@
>>163600835
@________________@@@@@@@@@@@@@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>163600904
don't make fun
>tap water calcifies your pineal gland making you a dull slave
>bottled water is full of xeno-estrogens and makes you weak & feminine
what the h*ck kind of water are you suppose to drink
>>163601196
why wouldnt you want to be weak and feminine...
>>163600943
lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtYthvIJHxY
what do we think of this
>>163601263
kys faggot
so shill degenerate faggot shit somewhere else you idiot jew
faggot shit has no place in sc or korea
just boil your water from your well
merry christmas scv
i dont have a well, nor am in a situation amenable to digging one
*whale
ok so we agree its not gay to put things in your butt while watching sissy hypno right?
8th commandment: thou shalt not massage thy prostate
Number 8: never keep no weight on you!
Them cats that squeeze your guns can hold jums too
ive still only had one meal today...
those chicken wings potato wedges and macaroni and cheese
>>163602454
did you like it?
i cant wait for that technological breakthrough that will finally be the thing that gets my life back on track. any day now
G( . )( . )K
im horny
>>163603428
freak
>>163603517
shut up and open wide
>>163603428
freak
theres a eyelash in my eye that wont come out
it really hurts, its been in my eye since yesterday and nothing is getting it ou.. my eyelashes are always falling in mi eyes but this bitch wont come out
>>163603864
bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this was a whitelash against a changing country, it was a whitelash against a black president, in part
and that's the part where the pain come
remember gook???
>>163604215
do these people have trouble understanding how democracy works? just move to africa niggers lmfao see how that goes
>america thinks theyre a democracy
lmao
>yurocucksters think they're still white
lemeo
>/pol/ thinks anyone cares about their annoying posts
>>163604537
i paid $300 to have my dna checked and i got the results that say im 98.2% european
moron
>>163604932
is this dna checker the biggest scam of 2016
i like my big dick
>>163604932
ok.
then you're not white. he JUST SAID EUROPEANS ARE NOT WHITE
stupid blackgooks cant even understand basic language..
>>163605116
>JUST SAID EUROPEANS ARE NOT WHITE
nice meme retard
shame this dna test doesnt take them into consideration and their meaning of the word 'european' refers to the same europeans from 1500 years ago
magnus pls pummel my bp
https://lichess.org/JEtKi5N6
>>163605289
yes, which include slavs, spaniggers, and celtigooks, aka non-whites
>>163605078
yes
tell every white person they have 90%+ nordic ancestry and people will keep buying tests
it's another way for jews to capitalize on the racial divide
>>163605393
>americucks
>white
lol
>>163605574
a ton of """white""" americucks are celtigooks, which is as good as being a nigger.
a lot of them are actually german though
>>163605630
americans are mutts, they have no lineage or culture
>>163605324
lol TvT is the worst matchup go away
>>163605324
aah sorry my browser crashed!! >.<
>north african
>black
lol
>>163605957
did you just join and quit to spite me?!
fricken JERK!!!
magnus pls: https://lichess.org/ji7VaUzN
http://www.soundboard.com/sb/RTCW_Axis
>>163606092
she looks like she's pooping lol
boil a glass of tap water and you get a whole b*ttload of white shit at the bottom when it dries
>>163606405
that's called limescale
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limescale
>>163606448
>calcium
i freaking KNEW it
isnt calcium good for your bones and stuff
>>163606970
you dont need bones if your pineal gland is functioning
>>163607005
really? O.o
>>163606970
most of the minerals and stuff in your water are pretty much good for you
that's why tap water is so good (if you live in a clean country) because it has loads of extra goodies
umm sickzii why is that anime girl crying while undressing?? i hope she consented to this!
>>163607167
in ann arbor the water is filled with xenoestrogens >_<
>>163606092
i got too drunk sorry
re pls magnus
https://lichess.org/2WAedJh4
>>163607263
omg just drink beer then.. it's way safer.......
>>163607398
i dont know i kinda like it
maybe one day i can be cute and have a kgf harem like scarscar...
>>163607512
WHAT IS IN SMIX'S EYES
>>163607382
why is no one moving?
>>163607817
sorry i got distracted and was jerking off...
don't worry
why not queen f3?
make a move you faggot we want to watch
>>163608127
the rematch is already happening dummy..
https://en.lichess.org/lMfeq2SIbl7Y
>>163608289
wish i could chat without logging in
fucking jews
why is black so STUPID
>>163608590
i'll have you know i dominate lvl 1 ai
>>163608590
how about YOU play me then next?
innovation vs soo
>>163608701
more like innovation vs poo
now white became stupid...
>>163608946
we switched sides and YOU'RE THE STUPID ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>163608934
soO is a GOD
bitcoin is crashing
>>163609280
time to buy in!!
https://en.lichess.org/NNY8qjb0
what the HECK is going on in this game??
>>163609502
white is a literal god...
>>163609502
>Nc3
>Nb1
>Nc3
>Nb1
>Nc3
>Nb1
omo
gook
Rd1 you idiot!
>>163609502
FUCKING VANQ'D
concede to white motherfucker
BTFO
T
F
O
these openers are so intense!! >.<
i cant take the stress...
i am ATHENE!!!!
best pally in the world...
you are stupid and i am smart
wish i wasnt tho
There are a lot of presents here ^O^
chess is kind of like rape...
it's totally rude to cockblock castling
>>163610814
it doesnt even have banelings though
merry christmas to everyone(except the pol shitters)!!!!!
honestly you guys should just trust me
why didn't white take e4 -____-
>>163610986
how about i thrust you ;)
>>163611069
fag lol
*spreads bp*
>https://en.lichess.org/hCEuPqmT4t9p
>e4
MEME PLAY DETECTED
just checked reddit
>>163611259
*thrusts*
>>163610936
a god!
FUCKING RAPED
my mom wont buy me beer
wtf am i supposed to do tonight then lol bitch
>>163611462
lol well memed
>>163611531
drink her white wine
>>163611531
rape her
destiny has over 1500 rating on lichess...
>>163611747
destiny has over 1500 herpes bumps on his penis from his whore of a baby momma
>>163611854
what no
>>163611747
he still wont play me though
>>163611747
because he grinds games against one retard. if he played randoms he'd be 1000 at best
seriously though how do i get destiny to play me in chess...
how do i get destiny to suck my dick
>>163612019
say sumfin retarded in his chat and when he calls u on stream to defend ur stance challenge him!!!
>>163612019
he won't play you unless he knew he would win or no one knew it was him
>>163612141
best answer
none of you would last a week in my shoes
>>163610761
*spite vaginal discharge in your mouth*
>>163612338
ya im a pussy
>>163612338
ya because your shoes are STINKY as HECK!!
>>163612365
lol phonetard
>>163586662
is this literally the worst general on the site because I'm pretty sure it is.
i wouldnt eat week old food but id wear week olds shoes but id never buy weak old shoes but id eat weak food
>>163612446
bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>163612476
jay z...
https://en.lichess.org/LJ8i0XQu
this endgame...
we're still playing legion btw
>>163612470
generals are all shit chat rooms tbf (to be frank)
>>163612680
sup franklin!
>>163612680
we dont like frank here
i was being facetious
>a bishop
so what present do we get ourselves scv
>>163612935
ipads
>>163612935
cyanide pills
>>163612619
andy...........
>>163612935
socks
>>163612935
' as always
>>163613060
what are you talking about
my chess buddy left :c
whos next?
https://lichess.org/nJvvaNUe
gook
>>163613147
*slits your throat*
mom upstairs sulking
dad watching trashy tv all night
brother not seem for days
christmas eve looking good
>>163613126
girl scv !
>>163613220
water u doing
>>163613361
hes waiting to smack the ground and wake up the neighbors dog
>>163613220
my mom had a nervous breakdown last christmas
it's going to happen again this year i think
>>163613361
sitting @ table ipad posting
http://i.imgur.com/hYozNNN.jpg
dollywinks :O
>>163613540
lilly...
>>163613060
i actually really want some right now before going to dinner
someone post the sickzii nudes
>>163612680
True but most of them at least come close to what topic they're supposed to be about
>>163614027
go away nerd
>>163614027
stop bullying us freaking bully
>>163614027
oh look its the little bitch that cries for the janny eveyr day
i tell you what u little bitch when i get my hands on you you'll be SORRY!
its true he will be sorry
sorry
>>163614734
aoty
http://www.dw.com/en/refugees-to-fill-truck-driver-shortage-in-germany/av-19515696
hmmmmmmm
maybe someone should tell them...
it's quite dead today, what gives? i thought we were all jews and muslims
>https://en.lichess.org/q6PaAmDU3iLv
white is such a freaking jerk
>>163615164
i guess there are some kafir in here...
yeahh im driving down the road
and there's a truck, i'm gonna flip him off.
here comes a toll booth
let me just move my arm so i can roll down the window
doo doo doo doo
i need exact change only
here's 5 bucks
i said exact change only
fifty bucks
what part of exact change don't you understand
well fuck you guy
i'm gonna call the cops on your ass
i'll punch you in the face
doo doo doo doo
>>163615360
okay
okay
okay
okay
okay!
okay!that part
>>163615848
kill yourself ben
>>163615334
ummm is she even 18????
scvees i miss
ben aka shion
mkpbro
eveshitter
mvpshitter aka will
>>163616017
>eveshitter
aka fanyposter
>>163616017
will was a bad poster
everyone else is cool though
leave me alone
im not gay
>>163616017
>>163616087
how was ben good?
he was that one guy who used to spam every single thread with his shitty memes and reposts, he was literally behind 90% of the reposts here and thats all he used to do, just repost and spam shit and have conversations with himself
>>163616338
how was ben good?
he was that one guy who used to spam every single thread with his shitty memes and reposts, he was literally behind 90% of the reposts here and thats all he used to do, just repost and spam shit and have conversations with himself
seulgi
shitgi
chess makes me feel worst than sc2
>>163616338
>just repost and spam shit
a true scv
alright I'm done being a cunt to move the thread a bit
pls post soomanypuppers with the doggos in the pram so I can come away feeling somewhat human
>>163616762
heres a pic of wolf schröder with a bear
>>163616208
ya me too!
gook
>>163616910
why does this imbecile get so many retweets now
we all used to laugh at him in 2012 why is he so popular now
>>163617080
i said leave me alone freak
>>163617126
first of all hes not an imbecile
second of all he started tweeting in korean
>>163617126
he made a superkoreaboo tweet in korean and ended up on korean news sites, now koreans love him
>>163586662
where is sean?
i just remembered some old scv meme/pasta that went like "i applaud you for .... but you didnt [some guys name] ... something something"
it doesnt make any sense right?
nvm cos im gonna find it!
>>163617335
based fucking wolf our guy
>>163617189
same leave me alone
omg!
hello, friends!
imagine seulgi and wolf
>>163618070
>>163617716
>>163617704
You've baited quite a few people and I applaud you for that, however, you are using up posts that could be saving Terry so I must ask you to leave.
>>163618108
based terry the intern
wolfgi
>>163618108
whose terry
>>163618258
wolf is probably famous enough to start pulling kpops soon
does anyone know how to get into contact with sean, brother of scarlett? Can someone refer me to scar so I can inquire about sean?
FUCK chess!
>>163618278
idk its some old meme, ask this guy he prolly knows if he was here in 2012/2013 >>163618246
>>163618494
wasnt terry the guy who asked the black guy how it was to be a starcraft fan or whatever and got fired
anyone else going to church tonigh?
>>163618646
yeah
all the losers lmao
>>163618646
im about to go
As someone that is working retail today, I'd just like to remind you all not to be complete ass monsters to employees if you're out shopping
>>163618621
racist ass terry our guy
>>163618848
>shopping
>on christmas eve
lol?
>>163618848
I'm goin shippin! I'll be nice
>>163618621
yes, he was interviewing fans in the audience at wcs and singled out a black guy joking that he was one of the 'darker members of the audience'
im not gay
>>163619085
NOT!
knot this!
*bends over*
>>>/pol/104287933
we must go back
who is the best cooperative play commander?
do i buy a dxracer or herman miller
is the chess cartooner here?
>>163619921
i hope not...
>>163620143
but i want to play again ~_~
>>163619921
yeah, you wanna play one?
post lobby link!
>>163620190
'zii~
>>163620234
hes not that perfect cboy
>>163620170
don't do it!
>>163620190
https://lichess.org/4mz8zPBW
gogo
sickzii how do i get as skinny as you
>>163620234
how many times do i have to tell you guys im not him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>163620340
sickzii exercised a lot back when he was pokemon hunting
now hes an athletic strong muscular boy
>>163620413
'pr~
I just want to wish everyone in this thread a merry christmas...i spent so many hours everyday in this general and it was a pleasure spending time on this world with you.
>>163620570
im not him either...........................................
fricken new scvs dont know whats up!!!
>>163620587
*does a little jig of happiness*
omo... and that's just the start!
*pulls out my weiner*
>>163620646
thank g*d a cartooner came in here, i needed to bully some nerd
*gives you a wedgie*
*pushes you into a locker*
>>163617426
your post is taking up space that could be used to save... terry? the nasl gook who got fired for acknowledging someone in the audience was black
I bet he voted trump after that witch hunt
>>163620706
*teleports behind you*
*memes generically*
adsfasfdsa, kiddo
and here's my present to all you
*blows a kiss*
@163620823
what a terrible post, dumb shitty stinky fartooner
>>163620869
thanks i try
>>163620646
good!!!
>>163618621
>>163618862
>>163619002
damn
based oldfags
>>163619830
not the meme chair
to all fartooners: never EVER reply to my posts
>>163621338
seulgi
gook^
gook ass bitch!!!!!!
imbecile shitskin
I am glad Terry got fired, and its not because I thought it was racist. In fact I am very into racial stereotype jokes, I love going to comedy clubs and listening to them all day. Ever hear of Russell Peters? He's the man.
I am glad he got fired because he is not charismatic enough to do his job. His segment was cringe worthy. He is not funny or entertaining but he tries too hard to be. He is like a wanna be Ken Jeong. Good riddance to be honest.
>>163621338
terry will return to these threads and complete the system of scv idealism
>>163621638
lol
irene...
lol terry how the fuck did you guys remember this shit, whered you pull this form seriously
kill me
gook me
terry will get 'first for terry' and 'last for terry' in every thread, which will all be terry editions
the grubby.grubby cup will materialize itself into the terry.terry cup and we will all gleefully post whilst avataring as terry
trapped in a timeloop that is 100% metaphysical terry
*gooks*
>>163622010
*gooks*
a terryloop
>>163622120
hurk! x__X
haha no one likes me
>>163622454
i like you
>>163622481
i, like you, hate him
i hope santa brings me a new fax machine
*joins the communist party*
im gonna smash the capitalist system lol
*gooks behind you*
i wanna get my DICK sucked for christmas
whats your mom doing
sucking anons dick
dear santa
one gook please
are gooks territorial if not i want 2
i ate too much christmas (eve) ham and now im super sleepy..
>>163623143
>>163623676
>>163623748
*slits your throats*
>>163623831
*farts in your mouth*
>>163623874
*slits your fart*
>>163624010
actually it was diarrhoea and now its all over your face
owned nerd
that guy just got cartooned @__@
dear santa
kill all gooks please
>>163624010
damn that pic is cool
not all leave one gook for me
baked some cookies for you guys
a cookie can't solve my problems...
that gun however...
>>163624872
oh my :3
>y chromosome
>>163625690
please dont make fun of me for my genetic defects, i wish i was born perfect too...
>>163625690
>>163625792
heh, not everyone can be a XXX chromosome like me
>>>/mu/69864510
is this true?
if i remember correctly we all used to hate NB here
is this the saddest way to spend christmas eve? y/n
i hate wearing pants!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cAlMI8_xzk&feature=push-lsb&attr_tag=AW4jNRgwvIA-6
Christmas service if you need something to watch tonight. it will be going on all day
>>163626770
can't remember too much alcohol
imagine being a naughty boy and santa sickzii punishing you...
>>163626976
i wish i could spend it together and have a big dinner with scvs...
>>163627907
imagine all the drinking!
>>163627992
dont reply to me again cartooner
>>163627992
*imagines*
sweet
>>163628078
your request will be considered
stupid stinky cute cartooners...
>>163628716
they're all dirty inbreeds that reek of shit
how did all the cartooners get so freaking cute?!?!
>>163628998
cartooners are always the cutest posters
Hey! Just got this game for Christmas all wrapped up in a neat little bow. What race would you guys recommend!? Would you recommend I play the campaign first?
lol sc2 for christmas
poor guy
>first jewish president
>>163630474
yeah play the campaign first if you dont have any rts experience
try all three races, they are all pretty different
GOOK ASS SEULGI ASS BITCH!!
>>163631082
>>163631214
>for years /pol/ thinks they're red pilled and entirely aware of jewish influence
>they supported and memed trump so hard he actually got elected
>he's nothing more than a jewish puppet and the JIDF got revenge after years of mockery on /pol/
the perfect ending to 2016
i fell asleep at 10:30am this morning
i have to be at my grandmas at 11am tomorrow
this isnt going to be good..
on holidays or occasions like this where im lonely and sad i just watch 30 rock
merry 'ziimas
>>163630859
What is wrong with the game? It looks great!
>>163631128
Who is the best co-op alien?
dang tracy jordan used to be thin
have to go a christmas service with that 'rants
i dont wanna go bros
after a long day of starcraft, chess, and tetris, i sure am pooped!
sleep tight, scvees~
>>163633615
sleep well, friend!
>>163633615
hope you dont wake up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2myWxYAzUw8
>>163633078
no idea ive never played co-op at all
>>163633615
you're a chess bully
>>163634012
no! he's my chess FRIEND
did you guys get anything good
>>163637446
no good gifts but i got a happy family and friends and thats all that matters :D
scv friends happy christmas~
>>163637446
i got a bit closer to the edge
>>163637446
it's still christmas eve
>>163638242
exactly, i just came home
>>163638286
what did you get m8
>>163638540
got a ton of clothes and a cooking book, what about you
>>163638635
like a 20 euro giftcard and a hat but >>163637661
i don't think there's a gook gf under my tree...
>>163639005
ice is a cool guy
shame destiny isn't
>>163639005
never knew destiny is a manleet
tfw manlet
my tummy is so full
Im sexual
>>163616883
woah
got another subscriber today :3
another year another no gf
im feeling sexual~!
*gets naked*
>>163644080
how much are you making now...
merry christmas scv. another year of success & fulfillment is just around the corner.
>>163645525
if only 1/4th of this were true
hi
merry christmas scv. another year
merry gookmas~
how do i turn everything around?
>>163646356
you look up from the hole you are in and climb out
we wouldn't be here if we knew
>>163646396
i'm in so deep
>>163646619
word i dont even know which way is up
>>163646863
we're counting on you
fighting~
>>163646863
never give up
>>163646863
good you should stop altogether
if tasteless can go bald any of us can...
>>163647326
unless you have the good genes :3
>>163645205
fraction of a penny every few days...
>>163647370
what's your channel about?
>>163647326
my dad is bald but my moms not
i might get lucky
>>163647652
rip
>>163647595
me doing impressions, like arnord schwarzenegger and stuff
you guys dont seem to understand
chess is a great game of skill and that's why draws happen
what else is supposed to happen when you put two evenly matched players against each other and neither one can outmatch the other guy?
but since you play coinflipcraft you have this assumption that there always has to be a winner and in your game that winner is decided by mere chance if both players play just as well
now how is that a good game?
>>163648068
will you ever post your channel...
>>163648068
how many subscribers do you have...
Sickzii first of all I have to say that you are the most pathetic asshole I have met in this community!! The way you try to be funny and trash talking me at the same time is just a joke and beyond pathetic. I don't get even mad about your insults that much because you are just good at posting cartoon girls at the actual gameplay you are pretty trash!! You call me a bad player but you lose to me at the same time two times. Does that mean you are even a worse player than me?! You are complaining that I cheese because like always you say everything what I would do is noob but in fact I know that you love to play greedy even you are playing 2 player map so why I shouldn't capitalize on it and abuse it. You complain a lot about different aggressive builds cuz your knowledge isn't good enough vs them but you play the game since the release and doesn't know the anti strats against basic builds still. So that means you suck at this game or you are just not smart enough to recognize by playing how to play vs each of those play styles. It's always the imbalance fault if you lose a game but never your own mistake. All I have to say here is try to get good learn how to defend and stop making stupid decisions. Also you cry about terran but you play with it as well thats hypocrite and ironic at the same time. You won vs my off race but You couldn't keep up with my terran and decided to play instead on custom games instead who are just like a noobs and believe every single word what comes out of your mouth even if it's total nonsense. I played solid and punished a lot of your silly mistakes and retard plays and to all the haters and fanboys outthere who are supporting this garbage player and being butthurt and commenting with insults now I don't care cuz most of you have no clue and just believe what sickzii says so you guys are not relevant to me. Have a nice day! :)
>>163649559
jeez, I get that the guy isn't perfect but don't you think that's a little harsh?
anyone else staying home on saturday night...
>>163653612
stop posting my meme
talked to a nice, cute girl at the airport
probably the highlight of my day
a g-g-g-GIRL??? ZOINKS!
>>163654063
i dont see your name on it LOL
accidentally said omo in a different thread...
>>163650721
god bless
i got banned for posting a trump twitter post :/
merry Christmas scv ^-^
>>163654823
merry christmas gook
>>163654751
good. fuck you schlomo
we're all jewish here
anyone else not get any gifts for christmas...
You know it's Christmas in Tokyo when KFC has this kind of line.
>>163655608
frickin gooks... when will they learn...
black baby
hi im jewish
874.70
LOL
thank g*d i didn't buy one yesterday i would have lost 35 bucks
>>163658247
thank g*d i don't have money to even make such mistakes
>>163658337
ITS GONNA HIT 10000 BY APRIL
i wish i got gooked
>Afreeca Starleague 3h 30m
you literally just buy low and sell high, it's not that hard
>>163659043
when they go low
we go high
*buys high and sells low*
stupid frickin bitshits...
another lonely christmas with no friends or family....
>>163659197
>all those fags posting to buy when it was 917
friggin idiots i almost bought in good thing my credit card wouldn't let me buy any!!!
if you have a ps4 u should try the nier demo, its pretty cool!!
not only are the controls nice but u can see the girls butt a lot
happy holidays.... and merry honnokuh
Jinair Maru Stream
twitch
.tv/maru072
last time I was with my family I panicked and went full autism and said like 5 words over the course of 2 hours
after that they stopped asking me over for holidays
knowing I failed so spectacularly at being human hurts, but how else could it have gone? I've been living isolated in my own bubble for years so that I'm no longer human
idiot right now is THE TIME to buy bitcoins
because of the holidays half the traders are out so it's going low as soon as they get back it's gonna frickin ROCKET
>>163659438
just get drunk as heck
i just slightly hinted to my dad that im red pilled as fuck and he agreed that germany is basically screwed
>>163659418
thx kenzi
>>163659965
kenzi has the biggest crush ever on her...
when I make spelling mistakes in other threads I just close them and take them off my watch list
pretend it never happened
i ordered 2 '!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>163660085
don't we all...
lmao he actually fell for it
im so drunk i would let sickzii take advantage of me right now...
pls responde
>>163660085
what girl does kenzi not have a huge crush on?
>>163660350
me...
>>163660326
40% sounds good
>>163660326
that's a lot of money!
>>163660459
not really it's like $15
>>163660498
wow! >____<
>>163660532
jesus died so i could have '
>>163660498
@_______@
i think pizzza is very overrated
>>163586662
gook
>>163660663
well this is piz'zah so...
>>163660759
shut up idiot don't try to circumvent what i said
pizza isn't that good
>>163660816
*leans in to mic*
wwwwwwwwwwwwrong
>its ok for children to get raped as long as its republiDUMBS who are the ones pointing out its happening
I hope 2017 is better
we should make a christmas card and send it to other boards and generals!
it could say merry gookmas and have pics of gooks and pizza and stuff....
its not even about pizzagate theres a thread on top of reddit about the confirmed child abuse in hollywood and every comment is these faggots doing it
>>163660960
you start
>>163660852
DUMBocrats is better desu
>>163660960
I used to ask koreans if they liked pizza in their stream chats and screenshot their responses
idk where the folder is anymore. I had some pretty obscure guys like nsh scud
like 30 in all
>>163661254
you gotta find that folder. i bet the reponses were hilarous
one said he was on a diet and I didn't know if he was joking about his weight because he looked like he weighed like 80lb, or if he was serious and weighed 80lb because he had an eating disorder and was always starving himself
lots said they liked chicken more
maybe it was ssannae...
maybe it's maybelline
balls
shut up bitch
>>163664875
so cute
i havent been here in a year
>>163665219
must have been a boring year
>>163665219
welcome back!
>>163666302
he looks like such a dork in person
>>163667079
playing with your cute nephews...
>>163666962
doesn't everyone....
>>163667274
not me
where's the english stream for asl
https://www.twitch
.tv/gsl
cheers senpai
anyone want a bf for xmas
bring the boys out!!
>>163667783
cant imagine i would ever use a blast furnace
>>163667783
yes id take on please
>>163667859
well im available :>
>>163668028
*grabs your butt*
>>163668037
can you tell me who to look out for.
>>163668084
what her handle? :3
imagine sickzii on chaturbate...
>>163668057
oh gosh
*kisses you*
>>163667695
i used to post that brood war would eventually come back. I was right.
>>163669660
you were wrong, bitch
>>163666302
>this is a LoL esport celebrity
AHAHAHAHAHA
reminder to go to bed now so you could spend time with family on christmas
just woke up tho
ㅇㅅㅌㅅ ㅇㅅㅌㅅㅇㅅㅌㅅㅇㅅㅌㅅㅇㅅㅌㅅㅇㅅㅌㅅㅇㅅㅌㅅㅇㅅㅌㅅㅇㅅㅌㅅㅇㅅㅌㅅㅇㅅㅌㅅㅇㅅㅌㅅㅇㅅㅌㅅㅇㅅㅌㅅㅇㅅㅌㅅㅇㅅㅌㅅ
>>163670198
my family is as unenthusiastic about christmas as me. it's okay
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
why can't sc2 be this hype?
>>163670198
>he's not staying up to watch based BW
reminder to watch on youtube because twitch is stupid as heck!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRnbK7YRGuc
youre the stupid one here
>>163671615
>>163671892
dont reply to me again fartooner
>>163671924
you got it
>>163672183
why the heck didnt you go to bed 8 hours ago?!
>>163672059
lol you replied to him again
hmm feeling charitable this christmas!
*opens one of the most popular twitch streamers and donates $20 even though hes already a millionaire*
@_@
gook
should i buy darksouls III or gta V
>>163672953
dark souls
>>163672953
buy the witcher 3
>>163673012
how is the difficultly compared to dks I?
>>163673020
already got it
Good morning, /scv/!!!
Ready to open your presents?
>>163673149
i'd say its a bit harder than the first one
there are a couple gimmick bosses but overall i enjoyed the quality of the boss fights
>>163673282
damn *it* woke up
gm guys and merry christmas ;3
*posts a miku pic*
>>163673282
my family opens presents on christmas eve :3
>>163673283
nice
omo
do boys straighten their hair?
no...
>>163673414
what made you stop?
thats not anxiety thats just a hangover lol
that was a good movie XD
>>163674315
you just dehydrated
meowy christmas friends :3
>>163674773
*hugs you*
>>163674773
meowy christmas! :3
fuck christmas and fuck my boypushi too!
>>163674773
meowy christmas :3c
doesn't sound like anxiety to me lol
n e way...
innovation is wearing a chicago bulls hat on his stream lol
>>163674856
!_!
>>163668371
omo i would donate a lot of money to him...
>>163675014
>>163674825
>>163674856
>>163674964
this is honestly the christmas cheer i'll get today. thanks /scv/ for always being there.
>>163675213
*gives you a big xmas hug*
reminder we aren't going anywhere
>>163675213
^__^
>>163675213
no problem cutie
i got drunk yday, and im gonna get drunk today too...
merry xmas~
>>163675630
sickzii...
>>163672470
omo...
>>163675902
*pushes you over and you break all your bottles*
>>163676007
if this happened to me i would actually cry
>>163676068
nerds like you need to bullied
we don't drink alcohol here
imagine sickzii getting drunk and trying to push a bottle of vodka up your b*hole...
>>163676141
haven't you seen 1man1jar? do not do this!
>>163676178
sickzii would overpower me...
I know this is SC2 but I want to talk about SC: BW and the sscait.
Can I do that here?
i guess you could but you can't bully us!
had a dream where i was on a boat that was sinking into the ocean
>>163676425
W-why would I bully you?
(unless you're into that sorta thing)
>>163676625
that sounds stressful.
>>163676625
symbolic of your repressed homosexuality
>>163676449
gross
>>163676759
*punches you in the gut*
don't bully! idiot!
i like lost garden...
>>163676820
Anyway, do ou know about the sscait?
it's a Brood war tournament where AI's developed by universities play against each other.
It is quite impressive.
twitch dawt tv/certicky
>>163676929
i dont like you...
phoner...
>>163677190
FUCK YOU FUCKING STUPID WHORE KILL YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>163677143
okay im going to give you a little tip newboi
if you want someone to watch the stream you link you have to do it like this
https://www.twitch
.tv/s1mpleof
nobody's going to copy that, paste it, remove that "dawt" and put an actual dot in its place
literally nobody
lol
>>163677316
i just did it
what does g.o.o.k stand for
>>163677397
exactly
>>163677316
oh, ok.
Like this then?
https://www.twitch
.tv/certicky
g o o k
o o o
o o o
>>163677505
yeah
wow this looks intense can humans beat these AIs?
>>163677603
yeah, so far these AI's are only at the average players level of skill some sightly better, but pro's still slap them around like nothing special.
For now at least.
are they saying my life for hire or my life for ire
>>163677873
my life for aiur
aiur is the protoss homeworld
>>163677901
lmfao fucking nerd
>>163677873
My wife for hire.
>>163677916
dont bully me
>>163677935
shut up.
>>163677935
hahaha
>>163677981
*belly bumps you*
im making some investments
>>163676382
we only talk about scbw
what about sscait?
merry christmas my fellow scvs!!
>>163678278
http;//sscaitournament
.com/
for anyone interested.
Yeah that stream is also available on their homepage but I usually watch via twitch so I can chat with them since a lot of the people making the bots hang out in the chat.
accidentally banged my head on the corner of an armoire. getting woozy
>>163677318
O_o
not even worth a reply tbf
This is a Christian thread. DO NOT sully it with indecency.
what should my xmas fap be to
*sigh*
okay lets do this
>tbf
>>163678992
seulgi
>>163679203
julia...
matej is wrecking dudes
this is the most depressing day of the year
>>163680253
its the most wonderful time of the year
>>163680253>>163680470
yeah its the best
go walk to your downtown when everything is quiet and closed. youre the only one around its amazing. you missed your best chance on christmas eve night time and christmas day morning tho.
its especially great if you live in one of those towns that does christmas decorations.
>>163680586
theres one house near me that always covers their entire house in tons of decorations
theyve done it for at least 15 years, i love it
but its chilly outside
and not the good kind of chilly
you know the one...
>>163680787
chilly is never good
the gooky kind
chilean gooks...
>tfw chile
i like this gif
anyone else reading the Serenity stortytime on /co/?
>>163681212
i like you
>>163681212
i hate you
>>163681271
and you
>>163681271
>>163681305
awawawawawawawawa~
@///////w///////@?????
>>163681305
merry christmas
any jav with white dudes?
not talking about western porn with japanese women
>>163681386asa akira
>>163681386
theres that one where the jav girl compliments the guy on his muscles with cute engrish while riding him
wgirls...cgirls...kgirls...
>>163681334
>>163681405
*farts in your face*
boobs
>>163681560
do you like them...
tfw no stinker gf
only oldfags will remember this one!
i dont remember it
>>163681838
he used to be president before oboma
>>163681953
whats a president o_O
> hopelessly look for SC2 thread in /vg/
> found it
> almost 800 replies
thread more alive than the game.
soda
>>163681212
me when thinking about sickzii
me when thinking about sickzii
^dumb b*tch
+1
sickzii really is
word
wording thsi
>>163683035
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!
>>163683163
stinky chess BITCH!
be nice its christmas
how did obama convince everyone that he is God?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1nAVI2_3Cg
lol
>>163683163
this poster is an imposter!!
>>163683329
a better son would have fixed the door handle before it became an issue
>>163683385
what the fuck do you mean imposter? we're all anonymous here
So, what's up with all the gook cartoon images,
I thought this was a Star Craft general?
i should have gotten some sleep
>>163683590
YOU... thinking?? don't make me laugh.
-love, your mum
>>163683590
you can like cartoons and sc2
sickzii is my future husband
>>163683683
Sure, I just kinda expected there to be more SC related discussion...
Or at least rage over the latest patch or one race being too OP or something.
(inb4 Koreans are the only OP race joke)
>>163683657
I love you too mom.
>>163683498
oh yeah? you think you're such a rad dude?
lets go!
https://lichess.org/nFmvlSF5
>>163683853
dont do it...
why would you just ruin the lobby!?!?!
>>163683792
theres not much sc2 discussion here nowadays so people just post random things, we probably talk about brood war more than sc2 now
>>163683957
pwned stinky b*tch
what's the most calorie dense drinkable? im not getting enough calories
happy christmas :>
>>163683964
Good I love talking about brood war.
(I was >>163678406 )
i feel like this anime poster needs to exit the premises
>>163683981
are you SCARED?
https://lichess.org/fvrngdMl
>>163683986
liquid plutonium
https://bitcoincharts.com/charts/bitstampUSD#rg730ztgCzm1g10zm2g25
hm
hmmmm...
i wish sickzii, hbt, and all the other faggots were dead
>>163684216
me too
wish i was dead too
>>163684168
time to sell!
>>163684095
AHAHAHHAH YOURE SO FUNNY DUDE
>>163684270
david bowie is dead
-sigh-
next
https://lichess.org/IZTuD8jf
chess fartooner getting btfo xD
Merry christmas /scv/ from /kpg/
i cant play chess but i want to try!!!!!!!!!
>>163684232
sickzii...
>>163684919
dont challenge the chess fartooner he'll make you cry
sorry for ruining those 2 chess games i wont do it again...
>>163684938
im not scared!
*gooks all over my pants*
time takes a gook
puts it in your mouth
you pull on a finger and another finger
and then your gook