/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

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>Can't save the tank from dying

I'm sorry...

>>163475059
Nope, they have the same number of orbs, but one is a straight ring around the boss, the other is scattered

bait orbs happen at the same time in the fight every time anyways so you dont even need to recognize that

>>163475057
They aren't. The bait orbs come about more disorganized and then scatter out.
Shiva orbs come out in a circle then fly upward.

>>163475034
Honestly depends on what you want. If you're planning to play alone and you're brand new to the game, you can't really beat WoW. It has over a decade of content you'll be able to go through and probably have a lot of fun doing it for a few months.

I'm not a fan of the its current content though, it's all EXTREMELY time-gated (moreso than even ffxiv's weekly lockouts, since WoW has that and also other time gated shit), if you want to do current high-level and raiding content I suggest FFXIV.

>Want to shitpost
>Don't know what to shitpost
Help.

>>163475157
Save yourself the trouble of posting instead.

>>163475195
>>163475057

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The crew's here!

>>163475263
Fuck off Lily.

>>163475059
I wish that hairstyle didn't look godawful on Midlanders without some sort of head accessory to balance out the cone shape.

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I'm gay

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>>163475195
>>163475226
>>163475216
>Bait is in a single circle around him. Shiva they're all over the fucking place around him.
>The bait orbs come about more disorganized and then scatter out. Shiva orbs come out in a circle then fly upward.
HMMMMMM??????

>>163475263

Post a picture of your generic catslut character with zero comment or context.

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>>163475263

>>163475557
This

>>163475654
You posted comment GOD you retarded Europeans

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I want to marry an elezen~!

>>163475263
old meme

>>163475752
An elezen doesn't want to marry you.

>>163475752

>tfw marrying a Lalafell next week

>When you try to do anything you can to make the game fun and interesting near the end of patches/expansions but its just not happening
>Dont wanna quit because you love the company of friends

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commence male posting

>>163475752
is that a dick

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>>163475948
If that's a male, where's his facial hair ?

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>>163475948
This is all you get
this is the last screenshot I'm ever posting of my character

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>>163475948

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>>163475557
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mb6Jc4juSF8

>>163476018
Mercy a cute

>>163475948
>tfw you wanna slap your heavy girth against Naka's flaccid prick

>>163476023
*hugs ur leg*

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>>163475948
>>163476018
Cute

midlander

boys

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>>163475948
>delusional gays

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https://youtu.be/ADR6VNm6Qb0

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>>163475948

>>163476323
You should really record at a much higher framerate and lower resolution.

>>163476294

What coat

>>163476338
Which one is male :^)

>>163476421
Shire, in jet black.

stream where

>>163476294
What a distressed little cutie.
I love short hair on cute girls

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>>163476443

>insulting Tataru

>>163476482
stream what

>>163475263
take the mantle of chemo

>>163476514
>played through most of Main Quest
>still not sure if Tataru is male or female

Not that I really care but god damned that's a genderless race.

>tfw you missed abe yelling at his AST for accidentally giving him a single target balance because people will make fun of his parse if there's a single balance in it
TRULY
A
SHAME

>>163476514
Oh I meant they were both females not both males I'M SORRY TATARU I LOVE YOU

>>163476646

>Fantasia from female Lala to male Lala
>Roommate walks past
"You look the same"

>>163476518
fanfest

>>163475458
2nd one is correct

>>163476648
is this actually surprising at all
i mean, he's gotten fed cards in every single one of his top runs, it's a little sad that fflogs is a mess because of people like him

>>163476313
why is Kkeanu reeves shopped in this

>>163475557
>>163475654
This didn't work. wtf.

>>163476618
Any tips?

>>163475458
bait only happens twice, after the first add and after the 3rd laser x

>>163477168
oh and after eternal darkness*

>>163477168
Actually, most prog groups would see bait happen 3 times.
After the first add. Right before the tank photon (shield charge if the group's really bad dpswise). Then 3rd laser

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>>163476258
OwO
>>163476648
I had a tank give an AST in expert a few days ago shit for giving me any Balances, demanding they all go the BLM he queued with or they were peacing. AST ends up doing it just to keep the run going, then the BLM posts the fucking parse at the end of the run because he wanted to wave his dick around about doing more DPS than me when he got all of the Balances.

That was a fun chat with the GM I got, no shame, if you're enough of a dumbfuck to post it in a random party chat you deserve everything. But seriously, FFLogs just needs to have a feature to filter out at least Balances. Dunno how the hell you would realistically do it with every single card, but it would be something.

Which ebin do you want to EB for Christmas? Initials only.

>>163477410
I hope someone beats the shit out of you and knocks you up dumb teacher

>>163477135
hate all degenerate posting, while posting harsh responses to said posters and attention grabbers without giving them yous

why do you guys continue to constantly turn this general to shit

>>163477410
>then the BLM posts the fucking parse at the end of the run
Yeah that's definitely the kind of shit that is just dumb and deserves a vacation away from the game. Glad it worked out for you.

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Christmas c@s

>>163477585
not me idiot I only make good, quality, whole food game discussion posts

>>163477437
L.A (Lei Ari)

So perfect and cute!!

>>163477585
Because we need to represent our game

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>>163477410
You would not believe the groups I've been in where bitchy ASTs/people bitching at the AST have completely destroyed everyone's sanity, it's absurd.

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Lalas are cute.

And you can punt for distance, competitively.

>>163477031
It's literally a copy-paste of a post about Ippiki from last thread.

>>163477743

That Lala looks like he has down-syndrome. A literal Potato.

>>163477752
someone just swapped the names after it got posted in a discord, it was originally about our parsemaster himself, aika

Are you all not ashamed of your actions?

>>163477830
no, it's literally my own post and it's straight from Ippiki's static.

>not spending christmas with your family
>spending it with grownmen losers who orbit the thread
filthy non-christan scum. But with how most of the losers are European, and seeing how Islam is pushing their unwashed cocks in your hemorrhoid encrusted dingleberry ridden asses that is the EU its quite fitting.

>>163477545
Okay. I'll do this then. Thanks for the tips, anon.

>>163477410
OwO?

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>>163477653
christmas lala

>>163477921
lmao okay abe, keep deflecting

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>>163477706
>Duuude. I admire your uh
>WAR dps

>>163477964
>not spending christmas with your grownmen friends AND your family

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>>163478038
I'd ask for proof or a screenshot, but I already know that didn't happen so this will be your last (you).

Well, time to go for that lonely explorer title.

How can you all live with yourselves?

>>163477706
>valvey
wew that's way too much cancer to read even for me

>>163478215
I was gonna go for it today too, can I come with?

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>>163478031

Best Christmas Lala

>>163478057
this is why they will never be able to balance raid tiers

tanks do 800 DPS and sit in tank stance, healers do 100 with non-cleric DoTs, then ask "guys, do your rotations correctly"

>>163477964
but it's not christmas yet... hello?

>>163478395
It's doing floor 1-100 alone...

>>163478590

And? Can I come too?

>>163478180
>people making up shitposts about others for (You)s
This is why people want recursive thread IDs.

>>163478590
we can still do it together anon...

>>163478578
>tanks do 800 DPS and sit in tank stance, healers do 100 with non-cleric DoTs
that's not a lot though?

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>>163478031
xmas lizards

>>163478057
lololol because hes refering to his COCK LOLLLL
fuck off gays

does continuously posting your dumb catgirl really make you feel better?

>>163479218
what? you fucking idiot

>>163479015
wtf i hate christmas now

>>163477706
>valvey is going to get a chip on his shoulder by playing with ippiki

looking forward to rhiki 2.0

>>163478645
>>163478781
I don't understand...

>>163479235
Some people like to feel the acceptance and enjoy the compliments. As long as it's not all the time, I personally don't mind it.

>>163479365
He already has one. Guy's an insufferable cunt who thinks he's the God of Healing.

>>163479386
> As long as it's not all the time

it is all the time

What the fuck is this "be kind" gay meme every dumbass cat girl has in their search info? I seen like 5 different dicksuckers walking around with something regarding to be "kind" in their dumb search infos

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>>163479375

Us 3 can go in and get the solo achievement... Together!

>>163479386
you must be minding it 24/7

>>163479479
not really, he plays fine but is pretty new to raiding in this game overall

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>>163479386
>As long as it's not all the time, I personally don't mind it

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>>163478701
>made me scroll up in my client
alright, you baited me. congrats!

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>>163479495
Yeah, it is. Which is a problem.
>>163479620
Yeah.

>>163479479
>gets carried to a week 12 a11s clear by a group that's been farming 12 since week 2
>suddenly thinks he's king shit
like pottery

>>163479365
He literally wipes runs out of spite when he dies because muh parse

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Hiya, xivg. Accomplished anything you're proud of today?
I didn't! At least not yet...

>>163479753

I want to pet your Lala

>>163479726
>wipes runs out of spite when he dies

F'whas Valvey

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>>163477964
but I will spend it with family

why are lalas allowed
why couldn't we just have lolis ffs

>>163479686
This is why fflogs was a fucking mistake.

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>>163479753
Finally got my MCH goggles I've been looking forward to getting ever since I started playing this game

>>163479753
God your lala is so fucking cute.

https://www.f-list.net/c/aislinne/

Lily...

I know you're all depressed but do you think going on with this every single day will help you?

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>>163479882
I love those things! I wish all of the goggles had a /visor option.

>>163479796
>>163479898
Thanks, anons!

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>>163479939
yes

>163479898
warning: this poster is a pedophile and wants to fuck your lala

how do you manage to consistently make groups hate you

>>163480067
step 1 be ippiki

>>163479686
Guess that's what I get for joining a 12s prog static just to help out a month ago.

He gave it to me once in a set of 12s wipes on Tuesday that was supposed to be our farm, I literally said "wow dude", and that was basically it. It's a running joke because I think single target balance is stupid, despite me pulling the highest percentiles in the group every single week.

I left the group today because I was tired of taking 3-4 days just for loot and not trying to run alt jobs, do any kind of speedkills, or even something actually difficult like sales, but good to see Balmung is snarky about people that actually do content, just like they did with Flat, huh.

Why do you all hate yourself so much

>>163480191
just b urself

>>163480208
lmfao

how am I supposed to clear a11s when raid finder is dead on every option

>>163480208
Most of Balmung also just outright doesn't like you, that static hasn't liked you since the first week.
Go back to your roots and transfer somewhere that people don't know any better.

>>163479671
He plays pretty poorly though. His positioning in fights sucks and he cries when he gets clipped by AoEs, like... damn nigga what were you doin right next to the char-targeted aoe in the first place lmao

>>163480271
Lets discuss over a nice cup of bleach

>>163480062
I guess that's fine, since I'm on Hyperion. We'll never run in to each other.

you are doing a good job
keep at it

>>163480208
pickles, there are a bunch of people that run content on balmung that don't get shat on for being toxic retards
people will always shit on toxic retards like abe, flat, and you (no matter what server you're on) as long as you remain a toxic retard

>>163480403
>get lied about
>the entire SERVER hates you dude!

What's this [NACL] fc?

Is it the xivg fc?

>>163480583
no 4chanx is the vg fc

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>>163479015
Baby It's Cold Outside!

>>163480550
How is it Ippiki's fault that he decided to leave a group, people got mad, then some vindictive loser posted it here? People that don't want to waste their time always get shitposted about.

>>163480613

People actually join 4chan stuff?

Last 4chan gaming group I was in was when there was a huge influx of 4channers to Goon Swarm on Eve. Not technically an original 4chan venture I know but there were so many of us that everyone assumed we were.

>>163480797
That's not even how it happened though

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>>163480509
okay thank you

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What did she mean by this?

>>163480797
People in the static he was talking about literally didn't like him from the get-go.
Droves of people who have ran content with him don't like him either.

>>163480812
Last 4chan group I was in was TF2. Eventually kinda turned into its own group and stopped necessarily being a 4chan thing, but I still have quite a bit of friends that I met back in those days.

Of course that was almost like ten fucking years ago so I guess it's not comparable to modern 4chan.

>>163480936
Spuki...

>>163480550
>kiss and valvey try to do content
>find no luck on balmung, just drama
>transfer elsewhere
>instant success
lol

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>>163480936
catboy fRrrRROTTIES

>>163481003
what was your name on 4chan tf2

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7omdhi6s7_A

>>163481080
the difference is that shortman valvey gets carried by a 7/8 static for his clears, while tallman kiss actually learns and clears with pugs

>>163480994
>>163480870
why do you people think that being told something second or third hand makes it completely true and accurate information

this is clearly someone that anonymously posts here venting about their tank leaving instead of being an adult and moving on

>>163481208
oh, maybe it was the wrong 4chan tf2 i was thinking of
i still went by abe during those times

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>One line again
Khloe's getting coal this year.

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Time to wait until tomorrow for my daily so I can level real fast to accept my next story quest. PROGRESS

>>163481080
I didn't have trouble finding PUGs on Balmung, but the community on Excalibur is still MUCH better. No further comment.
>>163481198
>kiss
>clearing
lol no.

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>you will NEVER look like your character irl

>>163481101
Do NOT defile Uncle!! He only associates with tower climbing fetishists!

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>>163481361
sorry about that

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>>163481343
>you're will finally marry you're character

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>>163481343
Good

>>163481289
red post

>>163477653
I want to furiously pet this cat! I wanna boop its nose and stroke its tail!

>>163481485
but frotting is fun, do you think it's okay if I like it wet and sloppy though?

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>>163481019
emily...

>>163481101
bad potato, get back in your cage

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>>163481561
Kinda obvious I'd hope.

Also my Lore book is finally getting here today. Allegedly. If it doesn't I don't get that fucker for another week that's for sure. Had to jump through a few hoops to get it thanks to living in the colonies.

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Don't bully Valvey...

>>163481804
Kill yourself pathetic faggot

>>163481779
I'm out in kangaroo land too and have the book on the way. Hoping it arrives today.

>>163481912
ok... bye... i'm gonna do it...

>>163481779
>>163481931
fucking nerds lmao

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>>163481590
let's change the subject...

>>163482123
oh... sorry

>>163481319
You'll clear, tallman.

>tfw you just log in, do some mini cactopot, stare at your queue list, and can't really work up the enthusiasm to do anything

>>163482294
then why stay queue'd

>>163482294
Same honestly.

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>>163482220
it's ok, what would you like to talk about instead?

>>163482284
Maybe some day.

>>163482645
How do you feel about ear nibbling...

>>163482487
Ada...

>>163482487
smelly!

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We're posting elezen now?

I've been trying to memorize my Hiragana and Katakana, does this game use many Kanji in the Japanese version?

>>163482817
That's fucking disgusting.

>>163482817
You aren't invited.

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>>163481690

>>163482834
Most likely but you should try lower target-audience games if you're trying to learn nip. Pokemon works great for practicing (and other games you're already familiar with).

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>>163483107
can you please link your imgur album of your cat please

>>163482817
I want to nibble on those ears

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>>163482817
I have an elezen.

>>163477706
At worst i've had a monk complain that I even existed at the start of a duty because he thought I was gonna spam Arrow cards on him, which I wasn't really planning to anyway since I use those mostly on myself, the other healer if available, or a black mage.

Still got two commends at the end so I guess he wasn't that upset. That Berke guy is kind of a jerk though, parsers are the worst.

>>163477409
>my groups reaction when the second bait was skipped, cruise chaser suddenly started casting photon, and he his animation made it look like X sword was going to cleave the whole party even though he actually turned back around to slice the tank

top kek

>>163483186
imgur.com/a/66yQm
There's a couple new pictures at the end.

>>163483491
how did you get that effect on one of the pictures where you're blowing a highlander?

>>163483454
Dude, don't you know who Berke is? He's Ippiki, THE Ippiki.

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>>163482002
Wow what the fuck draw your calculator sir I demand a duel.

>egi glamours are carbuncles
>3 pallet swapped carbuncles
That's a pretty underwhelming way to introduce a new feature.

>>163483491

>Nude Lalafell

I don't know how to feel about this.

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I don't know why this thread gets so riled up at Ippickle, I've never seen so much shit get made up about one person ever

He's really a nice guy you know

>>163483606
I drew it in mid rp.

>>163483454
An AST funnelling cards to one person, in a clear party, is basically using the other 6 people just to make their target feel good about themselves, why bother?

Parsers aren't the problem, it's people that obsess over them and change how they play with the party based on it, like that AST.

>>163483491
>none of the midlander
cry

>>163483730
Senpai's extremely nice, yeah. He helped me outa lot.

>>163483730
>made up
Ahahahahahah
Next you'll tell me he didn't give free shit to Etie and when he found out that he's actually a guy, he didn't ask back for it.

Fuck off newfag

>>163483805
If its a 4-person dungeon that's not too strange. It's more efficient to give the best single target DPS 60 seconds of +20% than to give two people 30 seconds of +10%.

If it's 8-person content that AST is dumb for not using Expanded.

>>163483638
I'm sorry, i'm not a regular to these threads. Just checking it out of boredom.

>>163484046
Well duh, not asking things back is pretty standard for gifts, what communist world do you live in.

>>163484070
It's "Breath of the Creator(Savage)", you can see it in the chat.

>>163484202
I'm sorry, i've never been there.

>>163483730
you really are stupid

>>163483734
how do you find erp with male characters

its easy with female futa but i want to erp with male characters too

femcat here btw

I'm about to start playing this game and I'm hoping to get seriously into it. I played once before, but never even got to endgame. What realm do you guys play on?

>>163484487
it's the same??

>>163484487
>Walk to Quicksand
>90% chance that every male there prefers normal females instead of futa anyway
>???

Male characters are usually vanilla as fuck, although probably wants to be an aggressive dom.

>>163484551
Find actual friends to play this game with. Plenty of free companies are open to folks. XIVG is the last place you want to use to find others to play with.

>>163484202
Sorry, I mean he asked for the things back.

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>finally got the glamour top I wanted for a job I rarely play
Time to quit!

>>163484551
/xivg/ is all over the place. Balmung has the most of us, but it's full 24/7. Then there's Gilgamesh which is also full.
And then you have Leviathan, Excalibur, Odin and some claim Moogle.
Also, do what >>163484693 said. Make normie friends.

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>>163484792
>>163484693
>Make friends
Haha... yeah, I'll get right on that

>>163484792
The Odin friends seems like a nice bunch.

hello darkness my old friend

>>163485045
they're just another band of attention whores that spam the thread and barely play the game

>you will never have your womb and ass filled with cum on a daily basis
why live

>>163483368
why did you breakup with creepyscales

>>163484769
;_;7
You did the country proud

>>163483491
Do you dig dickchicks or just dudes and other c@s?

>>163484385
You really are a dick

>>163485201
Me too. I want a nice big Highlander man to hold me down and cover me in bite marks while I claw at him during it, though.

>>163483730
Of course a cheater would defend someone as equally broken in the moral department.

>>163485506
?

>>163485452
you must be an expert on dicks with how much time you've spent around ippiki

Is there a way to change your character's name in-game or am I fukt

>>163485670
pay $10

>>163485670
You can purchase a name change from the mog station under additional services.

>>163485670
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/playguide/option_service/character_renaming_service/

>>163485640
I am quite proficient with dicks, not that being around him has anything to do with it
>>163485506
Haven't we already had this discussion before?

>>163485842
No we haven't.
Way to cheat on your girlfriend with some balding thristmeister.

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>>163482694
sorry i forgot i posted that so i took so long to reply
it's pretty cute i like it

>>163485670
You can't get away from stalkers though because your lodestone url stays the same, and also if you remove people from your friends that doesn't mean that you are removed from their friends.

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>>163486023
>implying people can't have platonic friendships

Back to your hole, goblin.

paging emily

do you still erp?

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>>163480208
IIRC you didn't actually even say anything when I gave it to you, let alone a 'wow dude'. And yeah, I was trying to poke fun at you since you had complained about solo balances in 10s earlier (saying you'd go AFK if I gave you one) so I wanted to try and call your bluff in 12s to see if you'd actually do it. Generally only benefit you get is a time extend so I can extend regens if I haven't done it on, say, an arrow on the BLM already, which may be an extra 15s if an aoe balance is up.

>>163480994
I liked him. (I'm the shitty AST).

>>163486105
>Ippiki
>Platonic relationships
Keep on cheating on your gf, though. I'm sure she will love it when she finds out.

Are dominant traps a thing? If not, they need to be.

>>163486862
Yes, hi.

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What did you get your friends for Christmas this year, /xivg/?

>>163486862
Dude, that's gay as hell.

>>163486862
Hi, that's me

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>clear a11s dummy on bard pretty easily every try
>can't get even one clear on mch with the same gear and a better weapon
I just wanted to play mch

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>>163486907
I don't have friends.

>>163486704
Not her but

>"Honey, I... I'm... I'm FRIENDS with someone in an MMO! Please forgive me." ;_;

Honestly, you are so fucking mad over nothing, you little shit-stirring goblin.

>>163486907
nathan

>>163486862
pst beepy whale

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>>163486704
Believe what you want friend

Contrary to how pretty much everyone in this general thinks people can interact without it being all about using the other person or everything being lewd

Also, proof?

What are good looking weapons for mnk, brd, and drg?

all the weapons look so ridiculously clunky

>make an A11S clear party for some friends' pages
>just need an OT
>Ippiki joins the party
>neat
>queue up
>Ippiki: "wait, this is A11?"
>"yeah"
>leaves

?

Got this game on the Steam Winter Sale.
Have any of you personally encountered:
"Unable to download patch files [30413] [25008] [20495]"

If you have what fix worked for you? Some threads I've seen range from just resetting your IP to reinstalling Windows.

>>163487119
threesome with selkie

>>163487387
Try to download the update on a VPN

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>>163487040
You should probably work on that, anon. Friends are special people that put a happy in your heart.

>>163487451
I've seen that one too, but some of the sites I've found seem kinda old and shady.

I have friends that also have the game downloaded, would then sending me the patch work?

>>163487206
Streamlined weapons for DRG:
>i235 Padadjladj weapon
>Wootz spear
>Wyvern spear
>Shire halberd
>Sophia Pike
>Liberator
>Ox Tongue
>Basically any trident

kinda depends what you mean by clunky, though

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>>163487206
baldur bow looks nice and simple, it drops from fractal continuum and neverreap

>>163487558
I personally havent had to do it, but one of my friends had the same issue and just chagned their ip with a VPN and it worked perfectly fine. Not sure if that alternate method will work.

>>163487683
how do I become ur bf

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>Can finally take meme time stop pictures
Yay

>>163486907
i only bought presents for my familty

i got my sister a really nice bottle of wine and a box of chocolates, which i'm feeling pretty proud of

>>163487476
I'm not him but friends only make me sad after awhile

I think I'm better off as a loner but I get really lonely sometimes, what do

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>>163487018
>literally just failed a11s dummy on bard
I went from 692 to 644 accuracy and now I'm missing almost every shot as apposed to never seeing the word "Miss" in my entire life...

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>>163487438
Never happened

>>163487592
>>163487683

Pretty nice suggestions

Any for monk?

>>163487936
I don't have MNK leveled so i cant help there, sorry!

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>>163487790
i don't know, it is a mystery

tfw you stop yourself from having friends because you're clingy as fuck and I would just be hurting myself and others by making some

tfw forever a hermit

>>163486907
I just got stuff for my housemate and family. Most of the money went on getting stuff for my nieces and nephews, though I got my sister some sentimental bottle thing she started collecting, my mother and housemate their favourite drink. Delivered them all yesterday/Wednesday, and since my housemate will be with his girlfriend and family for Christmas I should finally be able to spend Christmas alone and not celebrating it.

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If it weren't for the weird wing things at the end of the barrel, this gun would be the perfect sci-fi esque MCH weapon...
;_;

>>163487936
Seph fists are actual gauntlets that wear on the hand when sheathed so that might work for you. Dunno how many people are bird-farming it anymore though.

>>163487691
You'd know all about resetting your ip with vpn chemo

how do I reset my attributes

>>163488164
I think they add to the charm.

>>163488207
buy the keeper's hymn from a grand company quartermaster

So uh, how many statics total ippiki "left" now? And naturally, it wasn't his fault.

>There are people right now buying this on steam
>The SquareEnix store is also selling it at 50% off right now

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>>163487476
I'm not really good with people in-game and irl. Whenever I try to talk to someone I constantly worry if I will say something wrong and my heart starts beating really fast and hard, I feel dizzy, and my legs start shaking and I just want to curl up in a ball and disappear.

It is what it is.

>>163488164
One of the Alex guns (I don't know which) is kinda sci-fi and also has two little spheres that orbit around it when you draw it.

When I first saw it I did a double take and it's probably the first time I've ever felt the pang of wanting to raid.

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>>163487675
My thirst cannot be contained obviously

>>163488445
Sounds like Alexandrian

>>163488395
There are pills for that. Try buying some xanax or klonopin illegally from the memenet or something.

>>163488445
It's the 275 one. 8 pages or drop from A12S for it. Good fight though: it's worth it, anon

>>163487865
Hit it from behind.

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>>163488164
I like the wootz gun.

Kinda looks like someone took an ordinary revolver and took it through a video-game upgrade system through to the endgame.

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>>163477410
>he wanted to wave his dick around about doing more DPS than me
Maybe you should just git gud.
Literally never had anyone parse better than me in Ex Roulette. SMN life, bitch nigga.

>>163488489
I think that was it! Super cool looking and fills me with jealous gun-desires.

>>163488518
My work and life schedule is just way too ass-fucked for raiding, sadly. I'll likely be waiting a while to dip my toes into it.

>>163488632
>parsing in dungeons

nice complex m8

>roll 24 on the mount from 12s
>literally the same roll as last week
>lose to a 98

You know not how my hell burns.

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>>163488445
That would be, as the other people have said, the Alexandrian gun.
I usually prefer less flashy, simplistic designs, so it's not really my style, but I can see the appeal. The fact that I'm using the Ironworks gun is something I never thought I'd do.

Chocolate

>>163488516
Wait, it's an actual thing? I thought I was just bad with people.

>>163488802
Chocolate C@?

>>163488395
anon i want to hug you and tell you everything will be fine

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>>163488395
Sounds like you might have some form of social anxiety, anon. Might I suggest finding a therapist or counselor that can help you to cope with it? You might need to go on medication, too. None of that takes away from who you are, it just means you need a little help to get back to your normal state is all. Good luck, anon.

>>163488167
Good one! I like them, thanks

>>163488951
chocolizard please

>>163488580
Isn't that cheating anon

>>163488918
It's called social anxiety. The pills I mentioned help manage anxiety and will basically tranquilize you. If you're brave enough, you should see a psychiatrist or psychologist to try to get some assistance to deal with the anxiety - whether it's through medication, or exposure therapy, or whatever.
Good luck, shortman.

>>163488791
The Ironworks gun is pretty slick, though a part of me had hoped when I first saw it in previews on some dude's back that the little winglets would flip around to make it look more like a bowcaster or something instead of flipping outwards the way they did.

What about the Allagan and High Allagan guns, they any good for your preferences?

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>>163489049
Is caramel good enough

>>163488083
There's nothing wrong woth being clingy, if you can keep yourself from lashing out. People like being liked. The downside is clingy people are often easy to upset or very controlling. If you want someone's attention you have to make them comfortable with having you around.

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What did you get your friends for xmas in game? did you craft them some armor? get some materia? a cute glamour or mog station item?

>>163488395
>>163488918

social anxiety anon is cute!

Its not a particularly uncommon thing, and there's a variety of medications (I take propranolol, the ones Kiss mentioned are other options) and other treatment options that a psychologist could help you figure out.

>>163489083
Also, I should add, the pills I spoke of aren't long-term solutions. There are other prescription drugs that might help ease your anxiety for the long-term without any weird side effects though, such as SSRIs.
If you ever need somebody to talk to about that sort of stuff, I'm always here, so hmu, idk. Yes, I realize the irony in this statement.

>>163489274
get a life you nerd

>>163488951
Are we posting chocolate cats?

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>>163489274
Drawing for EB and little gifts for other friends

>reinstalling XIV
>patcher gets an error
>only way to fix this error is to use a VPN
This is a great start.

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>>163488993
>>163489083
>>163489286
>>163489295
Wait, seriously? My dad always laughed it off whenever I told him that it happens to me so I didn't think it was anything.
I'll go see a psychiatrist or psychologist or whatever right after New Years then.
Thank you for the advice, I really didn't know that. I seriously appreciate this
>>163488986
T-thanks...

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>>163488756
>not parsing 24/7
It's like you want to enjoy your time in DF. Plus, gotta know who to comm for doing great dps. Pro tip: it's no one, because DF is fucking garbage 99.9% of the time.
>complex
I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was. Don't hate the player, hate the game.
Only time I don't bother parsing is when I'm leveling a job.

>>163489331
Wanting ideas for friends in game is not a bad thing you dumb twat

>>163489448
Aw, cute!

>>163489087
I'm not a big fan of the Allagan/HA guns. Most of the ones I like are sub-level 50 guns, but the gun I want most for my current glamour, is the A8S one.

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>>163487828
Find people who feel like your tribe, not a mishmash of human beings that you happen to spend time with. It might take a while, but I promise you that it's worth it.

>>163487816
Good job, anon!

>>163488141
May you have a silent night this Christmas, anon.

>>163489274
Nothing

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>>163489274
Nothing because I'm poor in game and irl and I hate it :c

>>163489496
implying any of these backstabbing degenerates are your friends

>>163489514
Well, good luck getting it all together. Knowing what you want is the hardest step.

Armageddon's the best gun anyway.

>>163489572
pickles is loaded and he would do anything fit the ladies

>>163488802
Can we post chocolate elezen?

Holy shit it's starting.

Get in here.

>>163489676
>playing on Balmung

Try again kiddo

>>163489274
I got my friend the lightning set because they wanted the hairstyle pretty badly anon. They were having a bad day and were very grateful, warmed my heart a little.

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>>163489478
It's a good idea to write down your symptoms before you go in to see the doctor in case you forget anything that they might think is important. It's gonna be okay, buddy.