/owg/ - Overwatch General

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>lost first three placement matches

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>there is literally someone out there who would make this monster their waifu
hana fags are beyond damaged

>>163394827
>based chu confirms pharah is not on a date
PHATHER CONFIRMED
CANADIAN PHARAH CONFIRMED

Competitive Overwatch Discord for people who are fed up with QP or shitters in ranked and want to stack.

https://discord.gg/MF227Tz

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Winston is vastly inferior to Dva in every single way and needs buffs.

Theres nothing wrong woth Soldier, he just feels OP because evry other dps is useless against the tank meta

I want to marry McCree!

>>163395003
Of course she is not on a date, you dont go on dates with your husband

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Tracer!

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>>163395135
Yes you do.

Married couples go out on dates, man.

Come on.

>>163395136
Emily as a hero when? She should have a pirate motif

>Mystery Heroes still hasn't been named "Roll D Va to Win"

>>163395003
proof?

>>163395315
>She's also not a Bruins fan
If it turns out she's a fan of the Vancouver Canucks I will jizz right here, right now, hands free.

>>163395315
>>163395003
Still too young to be her father unless Ana likes them young

>>163395315

HALF CANUCK CONFIRMED

A FUCKING LEAF

When are they going to nerf teamwork?

>>163395136
I always knew gingers were evil, corrupting my pure totally heterosexual Tracer with degeneracy.

>>163395092
Why would you want to marry a dirty slut?

>>163395397
either that or a filthy Habs fan

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Soon.
Soon you will all learn what true autism means.

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>>163394952
Delete this image

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Experience festivity.

What would an evil Zenyatta be like??

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>>163394950

>Won 7 matches in placement, 3-4 gold average, even got 4 POTGs

>lost 1 because of leavers

>Draw on eichenshit the next

>lose again from 5 stack knocking my teams shit in

>placed 2288

Fucking how? I was placed 2804 last season for getting 7 consecutive draws, 2 losses, and a win. Now suddenly I'm in an endless sea of sym shitters, bad hanzos, and no healers in Gold.

How the fuck does placement even work!?

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>>163394952
>there are people out there in THIS world who waifu Tracer
Let in seep in for a minute.

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>pharah is half leaf

Not sure how to feel

>>163394625
Absolutely halal.jpg

But in actuality, the tattoo causes an issue for Ana being either Muslim (also the lack of hair covering I guess) or Coptic. Unless Blizzard pulls out the "progressive Muslim/Coptic" card as a surprise card (more surprising if the former)

Not that they'll ever get into a character's religious beliefs. I imagine that would have more potential for butthurt than even sexuality.

>>163395787
I wanna fuck that leaf

zarya is hottest waifu.

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That tracer artwork on the comic's front cover...

>mfw my main isn't meta anymore

remember the good old days of tank buster mccree? sure wish he was around now

>>163395934
The artwork in general was pretty bad.

>>163395490
McCree isn't a slut, he's pure like Mercy.

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>>163395548
>Implying I don't already

>>163395791
>Coptic
it's not a religion it's nationality
coptic religion is a branch of orthodox christianity

you don't say that somebody's religion is "greek" or "russian" meaning that they are a greek orthodox christian or a russian orthodox christian, right

>>163396068
Too chaste.

Open those lips, ladies.

>>163396180
>it's not a religion it's nationality
The term Coptic is a ethno-religious group like the term Jews. It is not a nationality ("Egyptian" is the nationality) - You can't be a Muslim Copt as you can be a Muslim Egyptian. Among native non-Arab Egyptians ("egyptian" here being the native non-Arab ethnic group, not the nationality), the native Egyptian Christians general identify as Coptic, and the native Egyptian Muslims ("egyptian" here being the native non-Arab ethnic group, not the nationality) generally identify as Arab (even if they are not actual of Arab descent)

Why are Smurf accounts called Smurf accounts?

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GACER IS TRAY

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>>163396627
A better question is: why are people paying for Overwatch more than once?

>>163396627
"Coined by Geoff Fraizer and Greg Boyko, who played the online multiplayer game Warcraft II: Tides of Darkness under the names Shlonglor and Warp. The pair had become so proficient at the game that few people would play against them, so, in order to avoid scaring off potential competitors, the pair created alternate accounts named PapaSmurf and Smurfette"

>>163396627

Etymology

Coined by Geoff Fraizer and Greg Boyko, who played the online multiplayer game Warcraft II: Tides of Darkness under the names Shlonglor and Warp. The pair had become so proficient at the game that few people would play against them, so, in order to avoid scaring off potential competitors, the pair created alternate accounts named PapaSmurf and Smurfette.[1][2]

>>163396752
this is what blows me away

wanting to play against lower ranks so you can get some easy stomps in, fine

but actually buying a second copy to do that? why?

>>163396593
>You can't be a Muslim Copt
but you can
you can be a muslim jew too

it's not the medieval ages and your nationality isn't strictly attached to your religion, especially when it's an international religion (both islam and christianity are international religions)

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>>163396769
>>163396770

>>163396769
>>163396770
I never knew that, thanks

>>163396770
>>163396769
Neat, I learned something today.

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>there are people that prefer D.Va's old Defense Matrix
why are people so fucking stupid

>>163396867
>you can be a muslim jew

strictly speaking, those are two religions. do you mean a muslim israeli?

>>163394806
When will Blizz show off Hana's girlfriend? Valentine's day?

>>163396867
>but you can
>you can be a muslim jew too
If I am not mistaken, I think Copt specifically refers to a person who is both Christian and ethnic-egyptian, in contrast to "Jew", which means a person who either is a follower of Judaism OR a person with ancient Israeli ancestry (so you can be a Muslim ethnic-jew, but not a Muslim Copt since "Copt" by definition has to include the religious affilication). The use of the term "Copt" as a synonym for "ethnic egyptian" is not a mainstream usage I believe.

>>163397198

They're probably not even D Va players and therefore prefer the old one because it was balanced

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Stop picking defense heroes on attack

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Reminder if you play this thundercunt, you're literal no skill trash

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>canadian egyptian

?????

>>163397249
what about jews who live in the usa, germany, russia etc? a lot of those are completely atheistic too

>>163397365
well, suppose a person who was raised in such a coptic christian family converts to islam. they will not turn arab, will they? that group is separated from the rest both by their religion and by their ancestry i.e. by their nationality

what i mean that it's a rather wrong phrase to say "Ana being either Muslim (also the lack of hair covering I guess) or Coptic" it should be either "ana being either muslim or christian" or "ana being either arab or coptic"

>>163397541
but his damage is shit

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Never mind me, just posting best girl.

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>>163397646
>autistic shipfags on suicide watch
nice

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I like to pick Genji and only kill the enemy Widowmaker, then do his cutting edge emote until someone else kills me or Widow respawns. Sometimes the enemy team recognizes that I'm only a threat to their Widow and lets me run behind them to just kill her. Sometimes I'll even use my ult and kill her with it then emote on her corpse a few times. This goes on until Widow switches off or leaves the game.

>>163397198
I could see how it'd be prefered for the extra time tick on a king of the hill map.

Could potentially hold off the enemies for that extra second that could be the difference between an OT win or not.. i don't know

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>orange/gold/whatever from a box
>it's 500c

>>163397469

>Stop picking defense heroes

ftfy

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>>163397752
>tfw blizzard is down with delicious brown

>>163397780
that's half of what a legendary skin costs. why would you hate getting that?

>>163397780
refund the purchase too

>>163397769
I've been doing the same thing, also run up the the other enemies and spam greetings so they know you won't kill them, then solo ult the widow and tbag.

Feels good man.

>>163397884
Because I already have all the standard legendary skins I want and the event legendary skins are 3000 a pop

>>163397884
>could have a legendary skin
>instead get half a legendary skin
>not even 20% of an event legendary

Gee I dunno

Does Sombra know if any of the heroes have weird fetishes

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Gay boys btfo.

Ugly dykes btfo.

The sexy girl that everyone likes is the bone blizzard threw them. Because anything else would lose their core player base. Non faggot men.

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>>163397769
>characters are angry homicidal fucks
damn son

>>163395410

>Grey hair

Dude could be in his 50s
Lets say 55

Pharah is 33, he concieves Pharah when he is 21 and Ana is 26

Not completely unimaginable.

>>163398013
She found the OW Illuminati on her own, what do you think

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>>163397981
>>163398001
event legendaries are overpriced because they want you to shell out real money for loot boxes. that is the real problem, not duplicates.

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CUTE LEAF

>>163397771

Problem was you just ignore D.va the second she activates it.

>pharah is a leaf

just when you thought she couldn't get worse

>>163395791
>But in actuality, the tattoo causes an issue for Ana being either Muslim (also the lack of hair covering I guess) or Coptic. Unless Blizzard pulls out the "progressive Muslim/Coptic" card as a surprise card (more surprising if the former)
Huh? Egyptians have tattoos all the time. Pisses parents off but they have them.

Source am Egyptian.

>>163396593
When people say "Coptic" they usually mean "Coptic Christians". "Coptic" as a term for nationality is very archaic and nobody really uses it like that, the term more brings to mind the language (which we still use in church) and the Orthodox church. You're technically correct, it's just not how it's used anymore.

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OFFICIAL OVERWATCH GIRL POWER RANKINGS

1. MERCY
2. WIDOWMAKER
3. D.VA
4. TRACER
5. MEI
6. PHARAH

POWER GAP

7. SOMBRE
8. SYMMETRA
9. ZARYA

GRANDMA TIER
ANA

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>>163398167
>you're waifu is half canadian

Delete this

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>>163398274

Explain the autism.

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>>163398446
Solid taste

So why's Blizzard shoehorning in gay characters? Like what was the point of it?

>>163398274
>>163398458
besides being your retarded headcannons, why is this suddenly being spammed all over the place?

>>163398579
They saw a Canadian flag on the T.V. in Pharah's scene in the new comic.

It's grasping at straws

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>>163398446
Being born without taste must be an interesting experience.

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>>163397541

>>163395749
I want Widowmaker to laugh at my little peenus weenus like that

>>163398540
Because it makes the very vocal people on social media happy. Just be happy it was more tactful than industry average (bioware).

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>>163398579
Chu confirmed Pharah wasn't on a date in the comic.
She is having dinner with an older man.
They are in Canada.
She has Canadian skins.

The conclusion is that she's having dinner with her father, who is Canadian, meaning that the skins were foreshadowing this whole time instead of just some random shit.

>>163397845
But Junkrat is fuuun ;_;

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>>163398771
>She has Canadian skins.

>>163398771
>The conclusion is that she's having dinner with her father
or her sugar daddy

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>>163398771
>Native American skin
>Canadian
I guess the United States of America is part of Canada?

>>163398880
>>163398920
Okay, fine, I know they're called "First Nations", I was in Canada for a year I know that much.

>>163398920
>kanadians don't have their own native americans

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>>163398920
Woah...

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Would still like Hana if it was revealed she used to be a boy??

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Oh boy!

>>163398920
google "canadian aboriginal art"

>>163398771
Also even though everyone hates the Bruins Canadian fanbases (Montreal, Toronto and Vancouver especially) hate them the most

>>163395315
I knew it. Pharah's a Leafs fan. The blue suit now makes perfect sense. Go Leafs go

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>>163398920
The fucking skin is called "Thunderbird" anon.

>>163399012
can i commission them to draw d.va?

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Why pretty much everyone got painted nails if they haven't got gloved? Even the guys do

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>Guess we know who's REALLY on top, don't we?

What did Junkrat mean by this?

>>163399031
I never liked D.Va in the first place so I don't care

>>163398771
Pharah has daddy issues, it's her boyfriend.

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Thanks for the vagueness Chu.

>>163399031
only if she still has a cute feminine penis

>>163399271
junkrat and roadhogs nails arent painted, its from the radiation

>>163399349
GAY SON

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>Ana will never enjoy watching you eat her homemade cookies on Christmas eve and then put a ribbon around herself so you can unwrap your present when you've had enough cookies

Why even breath?

>>163398540
To probably shut people up. And they did it best way possible. Everyone likes tracer, most of her porn is lesbian stuff anyway.

Problem is though. Companies need to realize that if you give these people an inch, they want a mile. They are never satisfied, and they are not the core audience of anything. They are just very vocal and have used PC culture to get what they want. When PC culture ends, so does their power.

>>163399349
Chu's being frustratingly vague all over the place tonight. Why wouldn't he just come out and say that Pharah's dining with her dad instead of this "she's not on a date lel" bullshit?

>>163398159
Good thing we aren't talking about duplicates then. You know you can get money as your item, right?

>>163399443
>Everyone likes tracer
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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More vagueness from Chu.

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>>163399031
certainly, why not

>>163399443
Replace PC with alt-right and you've just described /pol/ as well

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>>163399349
Nothing make sense about that picture. Why are his legs so odd-looking. The perspective is completely off there.

Why does he look like Burt Renolds in that photo? it that is his unnamed son, why does he have black/brown hair and not Blonde hair?

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>>163399374
>fingernails are black from radiation
Creepy

>>163399452
He's that way with even the most basic stuff like when someone asked him if Sombra thinks Widowmaker and Reaper are her friends.

>I think that maybe her friends are Reaper and Widowmaker, but they have a very complicated friendship definitely

>>163399516
at least it's not her bf

but it maybe her husband, one doesn't go to a date with their husband

>>163399556
Not even close to being correct.

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>tfw widowmaker was inspired from NTR mindbreaks
;____;
s-shes used the be a happy maiden

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>>163399031
Brother what do you think?

>>163395315
What did he mean by it?

>>163399641
>one doesn't go to a date with their husband
Yes you do, man. Where did this idea come from? When married couples go out to dinner on their own just to spend time together, that's a date.

Chu is a bitch boy. As most Asian men in the west are. I bet he's the AMWF guy.

>>163395315
So maybe it's just her uncle or some boring shit.

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Considering Dva's buffs, Reinhardt always being the stock tank, Zarya's abilities, and Roadhogs picking/antitank power, and the shifting of the meta and game over the last year, shouldn't we buff Winston in the face of all these changes? He hasn't been touched since launch and is slowly being chipped down lower and lower.

Right now he only has 3 possible rolls
1. Sacrificial healer picker
2. Genji/Sniper hard counters
3. KOTH contesting paperweight

But with this is mind, his kit needs to be buffed slightly in the face of Torb and Sym coming into the main line, Soldier being able to now rip his bubble apart in 1 clip, and Dva now outpacing him in mobile tank thanks to her massive buffs in DM and passive health/armor.

I would propose:
- barrier projector cool down starts after deployment

- Barrier health increased from 600 to 800

- Barrier lasts 6 seconds before depleting, with team visible numeric timer coming out of the center projector to convey how long teammates have left protected

- primal rage strikes and splash damage ignore armor damage resistance

- Tesla canon deals 60% extra damage vs. shields

- Activating Primal Rage will deal AOE knock back and 30 damage with 2 meters

Now his barrier will actually last long enough to matter and actually does live up to as his line says "this will protect us."
And now his ult isn't hard countered by armor and shields doesn't make him waste half a clip doing damage vs. Symmetra

>>163399595
Maybe it's a nephew or something? If it is his son why wasn't it brought up before? Also why doesn't Ana bring up Pharahs father? Are they divorced?

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>>163399706
literally my life

>>163395135
My wife and I have date nights every other Friday anon

>>163399641
>one doesn't go to a date with their husband

nigga what

married couples that actually last decades are the ones that keep dating and making time for themselves as a couple after marriage

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>>163395749
You know what you have to do.

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>>163399706
I love these images and trapakaze more

I look at other games' christmas skins and then I look at OW's. Showing skin in the winter is impractical sure but where are the sexy outfits?

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>>163396769
>>163396770
FIRST IN /DRG/ NOW IN /OWG/
ONE POST NUMBER APART
TWO SECONDS
SOMEONE SCREENCAP THIS MOMENT

>hurr why is cho being vague
Probably because they want to release other comics where those details are literally the only reason you'd read them.

You're not exactly reading them for the engaging dialogue or the wonderful art style.

>>163398013
Suppose Sombra is extorting you /owg/, what does she have on you?
Do you comply?
Keep in mind that she can find out basically anything you have ever done on the Internet.

how do I git gud at Zenyatta?

>>163399864
DELET THIS, GET FILTHY OMNIC OUT OF HERE

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I love Hana

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>>163399937
I thought that was obvious

>>163397198
Because it was balanced

>>163399896
Witch Mercy, Standard Widow, Track Tracer

I think jingle tracer is sexy because of the tights.

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>>163400023
I love Hana

>>163400000

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>>163398013
She knows everything

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>>163400023
>>163400073

she's as pure as a 5$ hooker.

>>163400169
Fuck you

>>163396068

You see this?
>>163395136

TONGUE is involved.
I know you are not attracted to each other and do this for attention grabbing, to send out a message and so on *sniff*.
But if you decided to do it anyway, at least do it right! Go all the way!

>>163398920
no but Canada is in the north american continent you jackass

>>163399045
tfw both event skins for her are garbage

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The person in soldier photo looks like this guy.

>playing over watch
>suddenly entire screen turns a shade of bluish/greenish hue
>after a few min, screen goes to black with only outlines and hud being visible

what on earth fixes this bug? I have a Nvidia Geforce GTX 960M

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>>163400073
>>163400023
Hana only loves me

>>163399937
Plus, don't forget, being vague allows the community to think about what-ifs and speculate which in turn keeps the lorefags satisfied in the short-term.

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>>163400169
>cheapest hooker around where I am is 200 bucks
PLEASE FIND ME THIS ONE FOR A FIVER

>>163399349
Chu I really do hate you. Hiding basic, small information like this isn't a starting point for conversation it just leads to misinformation because you fucks like to hide important bits of lore all over the place. I can guarantee you when this shit comes up again people won't even remember this scene. I can guarantee you people who looked at this didn't connect the dots from the stupid picture you tossed at the end of Old Soldiers either.

And if you're doing some motif where 76 carries pictures around with him and Ana likes to take pictures where the fuck in Reaper in all this? What is the symbolism you're going for? Because its very weak and is doing nothing but confusing the shit out of most people who are trying to follow this """"story"""" at all.

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>>163395626
I would if I wasn't so angry all the time.

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>>163400336
incorrect

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>>163399972
>She finds all my Sombra rule 34
>She knows I'm into her
>We fugg

>>163400260
>tripfag posts his opinion

Why did you bother posting at all?

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>>163400269
Maybe they are related somehow? Also why hasn't Soldier talked about having a son or anything like that before? And why hasn't Ana brought up her husband before either? Are they divorced? Did the chick soldier banged that resulted in his son died during the war? Fucking Chu this comic creates more questions than answers!

>>163400269
not even close

>>163400423
>She finds all your Sombra rule 34
>She knows You're into her
>She wants to fugg
>But she also knows what you look like
>No fugg 4 u

what is it about genji that attracts tryhards?

>>163400553
the katana

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>>163400423
>poop!

>>163400336
haha, waifufags are the same everywhere

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>>163398771
>Chu confirmed Pharah wasn't on a date in the comic.
So Pharmercy is still possible?

>>163400553
You have to tryhard on Genji if you want to do anything useful with him. Tracer has the same problem.

>>163398018
Make Lesbians Hot Again

>>163400553
Genji is a tryhard character, if you don't try you die, just like playing Tracer.

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>pop deadeye
>ITS HIGH NOON
>Genji waltzes out and presses E in the corner of the room

>get killed by my own ult

WHY IS THIS FUCKING ULT IN THE GAME

>>163400468
This is like that hidden information for surprise reveal trope. I forgot the exact name of it.
>>163400476
The picture is not that detailed but he is the closest looking person. Also he is young which doesn't mess with timeline

>>163400621
I'm afraid Mercy is into Genji, anon...

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How is /pol/ taking this?

I say let our guy Jeff do the writing.

>>163400468
It's not his son and only an autistic idiot would think that.

Why? People in interviews again and again devs had said 76 is not the fatherly type. He's not a parent type of person. He's a soldier whose obsessed with war and revenge.

The dad76 thing was invented by the community and devs thought it was endearing.

>>163400621
Considering Chu really likes Mercy/Genji I doubt it

>>163400269
You know there's a guy with a moehawk in the same short?

>>163400671
>Genji waltzes out and presses E in the corner of the room
Just move him out of your POV goldy.

>>163400715
Who gives a fuck what /pol/ thinks about anything?

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>>163400548
>that roast
How will he recover?

>>163400742
Neither is Bruce Wayne but Damian exists . lot to of shitty dad's have children.

>>163400804
We do clearly, that's why he's asking

>>163400804
/pol/ mostly, and the people who get their jollies by triggering them

>>163400671
>randomly mashing out your ult
you deserved it.

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>>163400269

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>people think leaving plot hooks is a bad thing

Did you really want just a fluff christmas piece?

>>163399603

http://www.pcf.city.hiroshima.jp/outline/index.php?id=34&l=E

>>163400974
>all these niggers
>the game is played by like 0.01% black people

>>163400742
It seems like when he was younger he was a great guy. Everybody commended him and Reinhardt spoke fondly of him during his funeral.

>>163400784
You mean the young version of this guy>>163400974

That wouldn't make any sense since soldier is old in that photo and the person there is young. The Mohawk guy right now looks quite old.

>>163400974
lmao love the demoman shit

>>163400838
Except that doesn't fit 76 at all. He's bitter but he's compassionate. If he had a son it would change him into being responsible. Because that's simply the type of character he is. You're suggesting he banged a chick and tossed his son away just to fight a losing battle? You don't think Ana would have yelled at him about that over and over again?

What is even making you think it's his son when he's given no indication of even having the time to father one running Overwatch for 20 years straight?

>hurr durr one night stand
Yes, let's ruin 76 by tossing a bimbo in there he knocked up. Come the fuck on, you realize how random that would be? Even for Chu?

>>163401056
they didnt add niggers for niggers, they added them for tumbler and sjws in general

>>163400974
Some of these guys look like Genji prototypes.

Moehawk dude looks like the guy in Soldier's picture.

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>>163401024
I never asked for any of this.

>>163400974
Bitch and lioness are hot as fuck, let's get them both in.

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>>163395315
A FUCKING LEAF

How do you check other people's performance after a match?
I need more reasons to be angry.

>>163401126
He could have had a son right before the whole dying incident

>>163400974
>top left

SCRAPE AND LICK

>>163400269
Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually asari military command. They're busy tending to what's left of their planet.

So you survived our fight on Thessia. You're not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me. Now an entire planet is dying because you lacked the strength to win. The legend of Shepard needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your death.

-KL

The quirky action girl is a dyke. Fucking hell.

>>163401238
Wifes son*

just wanna play tracer, but enemy team always has symmetra, torb or junkrat

>>163401064
He worked like hell for 20 years running Overwatch and sacrificing his own happiness. Outside of that he was fighting with Gabe which split the organization in two. He let what Gabe was doing slide past him (probably because he trusted him then) and let Ana sit in the middle which caused her plenty of grief.

76 fucked up plenty and Reinhardt had made it clear he think it's all Gabe's fault if his "TRAITOR" line is any indication. Rein is loyal and he believed in his commander as many did. Just him and many others didn't see what was going on behind the scenes between Jack, Gabe and Ana.

>>163401286
You know what I meant

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>>163400715
I don't care about it, because it isn't a gay man or something worse. Tracer is a sexy lesbian, everyone likes them except butch dykes, faggot men and the subhuman trannies.

The only issue I have is that they gave a mouse a cookie, and it will want a glass of milk. And this Chu fella seems to be willing to do that. This is the real issue.

But I believe that there are more muh shekels kikes than the Frankfurt school ones. So anything too radical or alienating will be stopped.

>>163401278
>the part when you can tell they just stopped writing and let somebody's 14 year old son take over with his self-insert
it still hurts

>>163401291
Good. Tracer and everyone who plays her deserves to suffer

>>163398167
RAKE

>>163401024
>defending shit writing
>plot hoooks

Haha, you mean it's ok to just jump into random character progression with no explanation? That's a reason to make me keep reading? lol no

>>163401150
the Mohawk dude looks like a Jew (eyes in huge ass Nose compared to everyone else) and Jack is not a Jew. Unless it's an adopted son...

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Overwatch seems to be a lot of gaming sites number one this year, does /OWG/ agree? Or do you think it deserves just a top 10 spot?

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>>163401583
>dat ass

>>163401370
You know we're gonna get gay men next right?

>>163400715
It literally doesn't matter.

>>163398446
Correct

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>>163401278
top kek

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>>163398771
Does that mean D.va is part Australian?

>>163400974
Oh wait Nightwing is def the person in Soldier 76's picture

That's going to be his son isn't it?

>>163401661
I hope its daddy reaper

>>163400974
>tfw remove kebab guy will never be a real playable character

why tf arent the arcade games in hanamura breaking for me anymore?

the sign falls off and they smoke but the screen stays the same

>>163401727
Does that make Soldier Batman?

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>>163401723

>>163401790
Well, he basically is Batman with an assault rifle.

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>Tracer is gay
>Pharah is a fucking leaf

Holy shit, when will Blizzard stop ruining all the waifus?

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>>163400974
>5 niggers
WE HAVE ENOUGH IN THIS GAME ALREADY

>>163401880
>when will Blizzard stop improving all the waifus?

Hopefully never

>>163401727
>constantly trying to push this son meme

To even think it's probable is idiotic. Why can't he just have pictures with soldiers from Overwatch who was now dead that he looks at from time to time?

>>163401661
It's gonna be Reinhardt.

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>>163400974
That one person there looks like a cyborg Ekko

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why the fuck are people watching this shit game, Paladins is far better

>Things that need to be nerfed

Ana
D.Va's defense matrix

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>>163401959
Why do people watch other people play games period.

>>163401880
Never, now come up with ideas for them to change everyones perspective of the female characters

>>163401661
Not happening. Thankfully, and rightfully, gay men are still viewed with disgust.

>>163401959
Because it's fun! :^)

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>>163401661
>>163401752
>>163401941

The reveal won't be for a long while folks. So we're in for the long haul but at least we know the most recent comic gives us more evidence than ever.

It's coming and it will be a glorious day indeed.

>>163399293
"Being on top" can also mean being in charge. Not everything has to be an innuendo, you know.

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How do we fix 76? Theres no reason for that amount of damage, mobility and healing on a single character.

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So is Mccree/Pharah still possible?

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>>163401919
I think its due to the fact that we really don't know much about S76 besides that he was the leader of Overwatch back in the day.

We don't know what his family life was, we don't know what he did in before getting promoted, we don't know why he's trying to solo Talon.

So people speculate and asspull whatever they can think of. I say let them, because whatever they think up is going to be better than what Chu is going to give us.

>>163401919
Because it's Christmas and everyone's thinking about their family?

>>163402042
its entertaining, I mean I don't watch TV or anything.

>>163402195
FRIENDS FAMILY AND LOVED ONES
Was the exact definition.

>>163402162
Clearly she's not at a dinner table dating McCree

>>163400127
McCree's real filthy secret is he's a good boy who is waiting until marriage and sleeps with his hands above the covers.

>>163401583
Even though I really enjoy it I don't think it's #1 although I didn't play many new releases this year.

>>163401762
And if he is, I'd be disappointed, if his origin country isn't Serbia.

>>163402119

That's the joke. Well done.

>>163401370
Dumb frogposter.

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I think this is how my christmas will go too. The other alternative would be like Reaper's

>>163402085
I assume you've got the helium bag ready for when you get blown the fuck out again, you waste of life.

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>>163397646
>>163399694
>>163399885

The ride is already starting...

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>>163402274
I feel like McCree has always tried to act tough but is actually really innocent and admired and tried to be everything S76 was before OW got disbanded.

Aren't there lines that Ana says to him that make him seem like he's just acting the part of the tough cowboy?

>>163402274
>hands at high noon, don't shoot

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>>163402162
I guess. At least they finally have an interaction on the PTR.

>>163400974
centre-right looks like a Punker. I hope his attacks are music based. Gotta balance the trash out, that is Lucio.

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>>163402376
Mine is basically Reinhardt's except I'm not happy to be there. I just want to eat my pie and mash and masturbate to 2d, fucking leave me alone, god dammit.

>>163401661
Blizzard will take the safe approach and make Zenyatta gay :^)

>>163402192
>We don't know what his family life was
He lived on the family farm. He went into the military at 18. He planned on coming back to run the farm. Then he got inducted into the SEP program.
People who knew him as a kid said that he was outgrowing his family farm. It's possible he didn't really want to come back.

Overwatch became his family and then it was destroyed. Now he wants revenge. That's the type of person he is. He's a soldier who needs to fight. It's a symptom of PTSD. If you played MGS they are basically stealing Big Boss's entire perspective on war and injected into Soldier 76. He has no use other that fighting. Nothing else brings him satisfaction like holding a gun and being on the battlefield. It replaces all needs for companionship. The wars never over because if it ends he comes obsolete. And Reaper is the same way.

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>>163402376
I feel you
>seeing nobody for christmas
>stocked up on alcohol and quick cooked food
>just going to fill myself until I puke myself to sleep in the bath tub again

>>163402396
T: Emily!
E: What is it, Lena?
T: I found a nice restaurant, maybe later we could...
E: That sounds great.
[That's all there is
to this dying romance]


;_;

this game really reminds me quake 3

Are the OW comics in chronological order?
How do I find about the lore?
Why the hell do we not have a link for all of this in the op

is it OK for tracer to still be my waifu e-even though she's gay?

>>163402678
maybe she is bi
...maybe you are a girl for her

Who else will spend Christmas on this general

>>163401959
Wait, does that say Overwatch has twice as many viewers as CS?

I thought OW had a shit viewership?

Full disclosure, I don't know anything about e-sports, I don't know what numbers are good or not.

>>163402678
She's a fictional character. Your fantasies are in no way harming her.

>>163402678

If you want her to not be happy, sure.

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>>163401661
Lucio is going to be in a relationship with a male omnic.

I mean not only is it a easy and non-aggressive way to promote him being gay, but also creates the idea that human/omnic relationships are an aspect of life in the OW universe. Plus his voice lines in Numbani make is seem as though he appreciates a place that lets people live life as you choose, regardless of what others say.

>>163402662
>Overwatch
>Lore

ha

>>163402162
The better question is McCree/Ana still possible?

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How do we fix our apeboy?

Heard he was nerfed before, how was he back then?

>>163402678
If you are a girl, yes.

>>163402385
So what """ship""" did you support that sunk so badly you are this salty?

>>163402425
GAMF?

>>163402612
t. Chris Metzen

Didn't you hear that Blizzard retconned your dumb clique as fuck story?

>>163402910
Grinch ass mo fo

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>>163402801
>She's a fictional character. Your fantasies are in no way harming her.
You say that but...

>>163402910
Great Ass Mother Fucker

>>163402910
greedy

>>163402910

greedy ass mf

>Scrooge could've been a fucking legendary with a new suit

>>163402678
Hot lesbians can be cured by the right benis. And even in real life women are ok with groping and kissing each other and stuff until a certain age.

t. waifu and hentai pro

>>163402979
>>163402975
>>163403000
>>163403002
... I never realized BAMF was "Bad Ass Mother Fucker" until now. I just thought he liked the sound. Like... BAMF! You know?

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>>163402801

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>>163402910
Greedy Ass Mother Fucker, He's Ebeneezer Scrooge.

>>163403081
Nightcrawler

>>163402910
gay
ass
mouth
fucker

>>163402824
>lets people live life as you choose, regardless of what others say.
Right, because his entire character wasn't based on fighting an organization whose objective was controlling every aspect of his life and his village around him. I forgot that was his entire backstory. hah, silly me. It just means he's fucking a robot!

>>163403081
Its clever enough to go both ways

>>163402883
Nothing. Because I'm not a shippingfag or a faggot like you. I just hold the firm belief that people like you are better dead.

>>163402839
pls stop talking about tracer being gay and resbond

Anyone have that Hanzo lumberjack picture?

>>163401661
Torb is out of the question, zenyatta too since he's a monk. It will probably be Lucio unless they want to go the whole "gays can be super manly" route, then I'm not sure who that would pick.

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Jesse McCree
Mess with the best, and die like the rest....

>>163398741
hahaha! :)

>>163402839
Buff the shields, increase the damage of his bug zapper by like maybe 20% and he good

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>>163403187
>Right, because her entire character wasn't based on fighting an organization whose objective was controlling every aspect of her life and her country around her. I forgot that was her entire backstory. hah, silly me. It just means she's fucking a woman!

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>>163403064
This man is well informed.

>>163402824
No Numbani needs to be a lie. Omnics rule the place vs humans simply because of the advantages omnics have over humans.

We also need two Omnic supremacist bith very different.

>>163402376
We don't even have Christmas at that day, so it's a normal day for me.

Booze and Presents at New Years Eve!!!

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>>163403242
This one?

>>163402839
His primal rage should make him immune to all stuns and debuffs
increase his clip
decrease his shield cooldown from 13 to 10 seconds

There, munky is fixed

>>163400445
why did you bother replying :^)

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Ana has nice eyes

>>163403301
Young McCree skin fucking when?

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>>163402963
>he REALLY think Chu and Kaplan aren't still borrowing most of their material from MGS

Hahahaha!

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>>163403064

How dare non-straight people try to not be straight.

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>>163403420
I would instabuy it but I can't really see a event that seems relevant enough to release