/csgog/ - Counter-Strike: Global Offensive General

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new meme

will you all be supporting gambit /ourguys/?

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reminder to report harveyfag

>>163396063
people just need to not give him attention or post in his fucking threads

>>163396730
im with you m8

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2016 started so well and ended so bad for my bf

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r8

>>163397730
>file no longer exists

>>163397730
I remember searching forever for a nice fn tornado. Why do m4 skins have to have such shit wear

>>163398348
Get a contracted scar. I got a sick one with HR and Titan.

>>163400245
Smiths getting carried again

>>163394509
ded general

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>>163402138
delet this

>3 people near one area
>One is boosted up and behind cover
>Enemy comes in
>Headshots all 3 in less than a half a sec

100% legit

>>163405721

git gud

My hand smells like a foot

>trying to get out of silver
>stuck at elite master because of general incompetence
STOP FUCKING FORCE BUYING EVERY ROUND
STOP PUSHING AS FUCKING CT
STOP SMOKING YOUR OWN GOD DAMN SITE ENTRANCES AS FUCKING T
GOD FUCKING DAMN

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>>163407289

you know what you have to do anon

I'm kidding. Shitters will always hold people back. Just keep persevering anon, you'll climb.

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>chinese name
>not doing shit for once
>gets VACed 5 minutes in
Every fucking time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnfJ6MbrF7Y

>lose because you get shitty teammates due to bad luck
>lose because you get shitty rng and lose gun battles due to bad luck
>lose because the other teams get cheaters and you do not because of bad luck
>lost 12 games in a row due to bad luck

I've never been more convinced that luck is actually just something that people have and I do not. How the fuck can I actually get fucked continually, times and times again while people just noscope people across mid casually every round. Life isn't fucking fair

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Who are our guys for WESG?

http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/World_Electronic_Sports_Games/2016

>>163417581
our guys Space Soldiers lead by 100% white and good at csgo player XANTARES true hero of turkic peop[les

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Does anyone have an AWP man-o-war they are willing to trade?

>>163417990

get an AWP man-o-war right now AT CSGO BIG SCAM DOT NET

>>163417403
dude i get pretty much the same thing
are you also silver btw?

>>163409962
wtf is that bs, that's not how wall hacks look

>>163417581
how is this even fair
>literal whos vs vp and godsent

If csgo isn't p2w then how come skins cost money?

>>163418764
lem
I know how I could get better, but I sure as fuck know it isn't on mm. I feel like there's definitely a skill cap on mm and past some crazy talent you're probably fucked because between extremely bad hit reg, cheaters, throwers and all sorts of bullshit, ranking up as a solo q is probably actually down to how lucky you are. I probably just put down the money for esea. The fact that I rape in community dm but get destroyed in valve dm is probably just proof at how the combination of cheaters+valve servers legitimately holds players back. At least for me anyway. Some peeks are literally just too dangerous to do on 64 tick because you can never be sure if your bullets will register or not.

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Did I do good?

9mb patch

undocumented

>>163419681
skins only distract you, its pay to lose.

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=822900618

nuke patch tonight confirmed

>>163419068
VP are going to throw when to a literal who team that no one expects.
t. betting insider. you're welcome

>>163423469
>throwing a tournament with a $1,500,000 prize pool

>>163417403
This is the sign of the true silver.
If you keep dying and not being able to hold sites, work on supporting your top fraggers by laying down smokes and mollies to stall the terrorists. Or as a t, work on blocking off people from rotating if you aren't entry fragging.

why you still play this shit

noob question
what to do when in soloq you end up with a shit team?

>>163427074
is the enemy team also shit?
if yes, carry and win
if no, +left

>>163427141
good advice. thanks

>>163427074
depends on your team, with silvers you can get them to kick you if you pretend to be afk

>>163425060
nothing better to do

>>163403167
what headset is this

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Best tec-9 skin

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>>163435987
>memetrak
Also best ak skin

>>163436567
truly the best SG553 skin
too bad it doesn't come with ST

>>163421251
That is probably the best skin in all cs go in price/quality relation

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Look at that pattern

https://twitter.com/WESGcom/status/811792572087578624
China stop

did anyone else just get an update now?

>>163438807
probably last night's update that turns off some hrft setting

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NEVER SKIP LEG DAY.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKuAIdOFi5A
rate my skills

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this guy slaps your ass in the LAN arena, what do you do?

>>163440746
Say "YES MY FRIEND"

>>163440625
>>163440746
his thighs are thicc

>>163441063
he put this up only to shame semphis, who put up a work out vid this morning. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsLcUkFTqSQ

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>>163440746
call my boyfriend freakazoid so we can have a threesome

>>163441198
freak skips every leg day fuck off

how do i get a gf who likes csgo?

>>163417581
selfless because no_one is a robot and ryu is still our guy

>>163445940
nobody likes csgo

>>163446709
i thought no_one left to join a good team, and brehze left for nrg

subtle are out guys

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>he didn't have his clip get featured on Sparkle's channel

https://youtu.be/xJaqbPNmmSQ?t=31

plebs

>>163447414
mitch left/got kicked because he suc, brehze joined NRG. As far as I know no_one is still on the team

>>163447683
brehze is still listed on the wesg page is what i'm saying. they only have 3 if he doesnt go then.

>>163447664
added you ;>

>>163447858
If he's listed on the WESG page with the NRG logo next to him, I think it means he might play as a stand-in for them like koosta did at the MLG qual. The last spot will probably be some rando 15 yr old that they pick up (and will sell to a big org in a few months after he gets good)

>>163448719
NoTaN1dgl????

>>163447664

>killing eco round cunts
>omg im such an ace i get call from vp want me ass their entryfagger!!

XD

>>163450145
okay loser, i dont see you getting on Sparkles's channel. :)

>>163450202
accept my inv dude

>>163450202
who tf is sparkle?

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I shared my account and got vacbanned 3 years ago, does that mean I will be unable to sell some items that I've got?
Also how serious is that shit, should I just make a new account?

>maikelele new team
http://www.hltv.org/news/19544-maikelele-pita-form-qwerty
>stunna with a new podcast ep with our guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpFlhs5aIl0

>>163455341
>I shared my account
this isn't reddit, you don't have to pretend you didn't cheat

>does that mean I will be unable to sell some items that I've got?
you cant trade or sell items if you're vac banned, anything in your inventory is worthless

>>163457704
Yeah, I know, I wouldn't believe either.

Thanks.

>>163458008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdtKbq3Omkw

>>163458127
Because I'm not :)

page 10 bois

>>163407289
Lower your sens and practice in an FFA server. You can easily get out of Nova just by having decent aim.

>>163450202
Sparkles channel is like 90% smurfs eco fragging and has been for years

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has anyone bought skins from g2a or know if they're legit?

>>163457704
If your VAC ban is not for CSGO or Source based game, you're able to sell your shit lmfao.

source: I've got a VAC ban on Black Ops 2 since I thought there were kids who played it but it was just angry men

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post crosshairs

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Any /csgog/ approved shooters mp or sp to buy on Steam sale?

>>163469624
csgo is a hell of a drug

>Tgwri1s trying to defend titan
Even Semphis knew KQLY was cheating before hand kill yourself you second rate slav kike

>>163466459
I tried changing my crosshair and it was a disaster. I need these lines that tell me when my weapon is steady or I won't hit anything.

>>163464718
bitskins is better

>>163470701
S i l v e r

bought some gloves and a knife
now im gonna get drunk what awp ami buy

>>163477842
hey cro, whats up dude?

>>163478225
i bought a profound aggression

http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1spfcdl

>>163477842
you should buy me an AWP man-o-war. Need it for my all blue loadout.

>not lightning
not supporting bad taste

>>163478874
see>>163479302

>>163479302
lightning is purple and lame. Only other blue awp skin is the corticera and that shit is lame.

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>>163479697
bro ur out of touch

>>163480092
Whats another blue awp skin that i can get in stattrak?

>tfw no black scope Asimov

I'm at an all time low lads. I have 2000 hours and used to be pretty decent, but now I go on my smurf account and can't break 30 frags. I go on fragshack dm for 30 minutes before and do decent and in aim_botz I'm hitting nice headshots, what am I doing wrong? How do I git gud? Just go for like a 1.3 kdr in dm and dm 2 hours a day?

>>163480259
>stat trak

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>>163480325
r8

>>163480602
thats actually pretty neat.

>>163480602
my boy chris has great taste

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R8 the knife my GF got me for christmas

>>163480868
da j is my boi

i bet he has great taste in music

>>163481242
tfw 3 knives but only ever use the butterfly because it has the best animations so you die more often from flicking it out

>>163481254
no doubt, drugs too

i watched that optic show they do for their eleague episode and karrigan is a smug cunt. i thought he was being ironic when he looks like a smug cunt in pictures but i guess he thought it actually looks cool. kio seems cool tho

>>163481393
I need a butterfly knife for my T side. i am theming my CTside all blue but i dont know what i wanna do for my Tside and i know i want to have a Butterfly knife for my tside.

>>163481919
blue steel, but seriously. the flick out for the butterfly is miles above any other knife equip animation

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>>163481254
guradian is a musical master

>>163481980
nah the normal bayonet is fucking dope i love the knife flip when im awping.

>>163482338
those are the other two knives i have lul

>>163482978
what versions?

what is our official stance on the pea drama

>>163483165
doppler flip autotronic bayo

>>163483226
the teams in question are all LoL orgs. LoL should never have gotten involved. here's some more evidence. http://imgur.com/a/h5IIx

ESL is shit and ESEA was a better org, but theyre the good guys here.

:^)

:-)

:v)

>>163483403
as shown in this picture, Sean Gares has left the TSM building.

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>>163479302
this tbqhwyf

>>163483779
patrician taste band right therr https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAYcBNAu6ik

>>163483403
i thought he was on EchoFox?

>>163483925
switched to TSM with Shazam (-Semphis -FNS) not 10 days ago

>>163484095
Damn so hows echofox's roster looking now? and now sean is gonna have to find a new team.

How do we fix Cloud9 /csgog/? Shroud needs to go imo.

>>163484306
non-existent. according to moe they were incredibly pissed after they lost out of eleague so it stands to reason they would rebuild something worth a damn, but at this moment they have only said they are allowing all their players to go to other teams for free or let their contract run out with no public messages about intention to resign.

>>163484424
-shroud
-ska
+chrisj
+niko
if i say it enough it'll happen

>>163484635
maybe if chris is based in Colorado, otherwise he wont be gud desu

>>163484517
Thats fucking rough. Honestly Moe should play again. He may be a toxic fatass but hes a great awp and plays smart.

>>163484635
Ska carried them in that renegades match on overpass this past weekend. Shroud was why they lost stewie and Nothing played amazing and Ska has shown how good of a rifler he can be. Throw Ska on awp/hybrid and get a main awper in and BAM c9 will win.

>>163484906
all three west coast states have legal weed dude

>>163484974
guess its a done deal so, bring gtr too

>>163484942
people were fast to forget how ok he did vs NV when liquid was shit. he will never care about online (such as when he was on 3sup) but he'll try his heart out at lan

>>163485042
nah, gtr is having a crisis since his gf broke up with him the night before that vega game

>>163485276
the chink? rip anime

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reminder there are idiots that play csgo THIS SERIOUSLY

http://csgoani.me/vmnpmdz


honestly you should all hang yourselves

>>163485348
anna or whatever.

>>163485094
except the past 3 lans c9 have been to hes has under-preformed and basically thrown games for them. its sad cause shroud used to be a powerhouse and a good argument for NA players and now i fucking see him with little to no fire. Shroud needs to get his shit together hes dropping the ball for his teammates and fans. Its shitty cause of how fucking good everyone knows he is.

>>163483403
what a piece of shit. if valve ever got involved it would be neat to see them ban cloud9 and tsm for this collusion bullshit

>>163485623
what are you talking about
im talking about how moe did when he played for 3sup and liquid
the fuck u smoking

>>163485563
really? thought she would stay for the sick esports loot

>>163485681
oh shit haha i thought you were talking about shroud haha. and yeah moe is fucking great he really should play at lan again.

is reddit full of faggots who joined cs like 3 months ago? how do none of them remember that TSM didnt do jack shit to promote/support the astralis players?

https://twitter.com/NWDeKay/status/812130033917530113

>>163487179
what's more interesting is the fangays who somehow find the orgs' positions more defensible than the players

>>163487518
it's not even the orgs position thats the worst part, it's telling a player to fix "tarnishing the brand" then the next morning cutting them. Only a fool would sign with TSM at this point.

>>163487823
not to mention that pretty much kills the org for everyone but lolfags

>>163487179
Asstrails players didn't do jack shit to win tournaments and willingly swapped from dignatas for a higher salary. TSM didn't owe them anything extra.

>>163487823
there's a lot of fools out there

orgs going full damage control, expect tomorrow to be full of "it wasn't us, it was all jason katz we swear"

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>>163488409

https://twitter.com/m0E_tv/status/812133776138518528

HOLY SHIT SENPAI ITS LIT
https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/5jujpw/sean_gares_fired_for_players_letter/
https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/5jujpw/sean_gares_fired_for_players_letter/
https://www.reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/5jujpw/sean_gares_fired_for_players_letter/

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dazed out here killing monkeys

>>163488720
>violate your contract
>get fired

lmao?

>>163488793
all this shit was worth it just for this

>>163489009
but it's fine for the org to violate the contract, ok

>>163488793
What happened to his eyebrows?

>>163490175
they either evolved all the way or didnt evolve. he got stuck at the halfway point

>>163489163
In what way did the org violate the contract?

>>163485548
how much attention do you guys need

is your shitty stream with your e-gf not enough for you?

>>163489009
Boy if all it took to violate a contract was to 1) ask to have what was promised when the org forced you into this "association" 2) Get help from a 3rd party when your owner ignored your concerns, then maybe the contract wasn't worth trying to cling to anyway.

http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1spfdes
yeah im on the sgares side here

>>163492185
http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1spfdef

>>163492185
How does he not realize that his players and the other teams had contacted scoots at least a month ago, well before sean was on his team? talk about being out of touch with reality

my dad gave me 10k in money to spend for xmas presents, what should i buy that'll leave me with enough money to buy a bayonet and karambit laminate and a karam lore, also ct and t gloves

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>>163492795
look like monkey think like monkey

>>163493076
buy a premier team

>>163493131
specifically subtle. no org, our guys, going to a tournament asap

>>163493131
where do i find an underground team that hides their hacks like pros?

>>163493631
discord

>>163493631
https://play.esea.net/index.php?s=league&d=standings
https://play.esea.net/index.php?s=league&d=standings&division_id=2858

>>163493663
>>163493741
i-im not being serious, i really need help xmas shopping

>>163493883
spend it all on mechanical keymemes

Anyone here psyched for CS:CO release in a few days? I havn't played GO in a while, didn't like the direction it started taking. Played since cs1.1

I agree with the Team Owners, it up to them to choose where and when their teams play.

Sean, I like you man, but in this case you're looking like the guy in the wrong.

Shazam you sniveling little faggot, stop kissing ass and stand up for your self if you're gonna commit.

[H]
3 operation bravo cases

[W]
TESO Gold edition

H: dingus
W: boipucci

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date me

Anyone looking for binding of isaac?

selling for 1 key

http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1spfdjo

Imagine being a kike who looks like a monkey.

You just imagined what TSM's owner feels like. Show your support by tweeting him #kikemonkey

>>163497519
A-are you from
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>>163498068
>http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1spfdjo

"We just want to make it clear that we weren't throwing him under the bus."

But..that's exactly what they did.

ban LoL orgs, easy peasy

>>163498862
Honestly, if we subtract C9, TSM, G2, Immortals, Gambit, CLG, Echofox and TL (honorary League team from joining PEA) nothing is lost, in fact, NA gains a lot of free agents who are better off joining other teams and France is sped up in its schuffle.

>>163488720
Sean Gares sounds like a complete fucking meathead. He is definitely the one in the wrong here.

>>163500021
haha
>being this much of a kike apologist

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Hey Uh,

/d2g/ here, what the fuck happened to your game?

>>163500021
you can't be serious

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>>163500223
why do you have such cute girls in your scene?

>>163493945
ill just buy them expensive meme chocolates like every year

>>163500223
League orgs tried to jew their own version of LCS up by lying to the players, once the nu-LCS started announcing what they were doing, the players got a trusted ex-org owner to write a letter on their behalf, at which point the LoL orgs sounded code red and fired at least one player and started trying to get the others to back away from the letter. LoL = jews who need to stay in their protected faggot hole of the LCS where Riot makes sure they all stay safe.

>>163500223
murdered by uncle gaben

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>>163500223
/d2g/ here
what happened to ours?

>>163500420
>400k people playing at 2 am

seems about normal anon

>>163500420
Dotards blown the fuck out.
How will they ever recover?

http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1spfdng

>>163500607
>i double down on retadation

>>163500607
Is Sean a cuck?

>>163500214
>>163500319
Spotted the Cuck9 fags who can't look at things from a neutral point of view.

>>163501054
you're completely retarded, c9 is also one of the teams in the wrong on this. are you paying any attention?

>>163501054
Fuck everything about c9 but jordan
He a ride or die nigger

>>163500878
He is now..

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If you are looking for a group, join this discord and steam group:
https://discord.gg/B7Rtrxe
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>>163502834
"no"

>>163502834
filtered the

>>163503217
filtered the what

>>163505286
who care . .