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>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike

>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org

>Wiki
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page

>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net

>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
http://www.gamblersanonymous.org/ga/
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.

>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics

>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team

>Game Enhancements
http://simpleradar.com/
http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt

>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://docs.livestreamer.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
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>>163121746
S H O X
H
O
X
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get fucked, favelas
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nice job not letting the thread getting to limit and letting this non white shit have his favorite farm animal as an OP gotard
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>7 memes early

im ok with this
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>hen1 aimlocking through flash and smoke

um...?!
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get out br leddo subhumans
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>>163122092
delet this
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>>163122092
you mean slurpiss.jpg
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ABSOLUTE SCENES
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hen1 with the monkey noises
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I got VAC banned while not even playing. Never hacked or cheated in any video game. Think Valve wanted me to stop wasting server bandwidth because I've never opened a single crate.
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>>163122171
delet this
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>>163122223
cool story
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Can they please stop showing Boltz on camera?
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channel for favelas if u want a proper frog shuffle
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>blatant togglers being allowed into the major
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>>163122296
Channel for shoxie

>\o/\o/\o/
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>>163122437
delet this
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>100% of hue kills is a headshot
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>>163122445
kys shox fag
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ONE TAPS ONE TAPS ONE TAPS ONE TAPS ONE TAPS ONE TAPS ONE TAPS ONE TAPS ONE TAPS ONE TAPS ONE TAPS ONE TAPS ONE TAPS ONE TAPS ONE TAPS ONE TAPS ONE TAPS ONE TAPS ONE TAPS ONE TAPS ONE TAPS ONE TAPS ONE TAPS ONE TAPS ONE TAPS ONE TAPS ONE TAPS ONE TAPS ONE TAPS ONE TAPS ONE TAPS ONE TAPS ONE TAPS ONE TAPS ONE TAPS ONE TAPS
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one dabs
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1 taps

t
a
p
s
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>SCREAM

BOW TO YOU GOD
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>>163122768
I'll happily channel for G2 if it means BRs don't win.
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>>163122796
ONE TAP

ONE TAP
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how many taps?
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1 (one) tap
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>>163122768
leddo
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>>163122832
either cheaters win or cheaters win, nobody really wins
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BODDY BODDY!
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best match of the qualifier.
LETS GO G2
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>>163122956
But the BRs lose. That's good enough for me.
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R P K
P
K
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>>163123125
R P K
P
K
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NO HAT NO WIN
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BRs BTFO
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YO LES NOOBS
O

L
E
S

N
O
O
B
S
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CMON G2 OMG

ANYTHING OVER BR
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SHOX TAKE MY ENERGY
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>>163123502
\O/\O/
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>Gchoke
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FUCKKKK
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OwO
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>>163123874
WHATS THIS? *retakes you*
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4-0 IN OT

come on g2
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SCREAMY MAKES ME CREAMY
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FAVELAS BTFOOOOOOOOO

NO FAVELAS AT MAJOR
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>>163124187
what did he mean by this
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>>163124187
fuck yuOU NICE JINZXZ
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>hen1 toggled the triggerbot

FUCK THESE MONKIES
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>>163124187
you fucking jinxed it asshole
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holy cow, that aimlock by lucas1
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monkeys cheating again...
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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FUCKING YES
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G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2 G2
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lucas shat himself WOW
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FUCK YES

CHEATING MONKIES OUT

SAVIORS OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION IN
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FUCK YOU BRAZIL/NIP/REDDIT
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>yfw the whiter team lost
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YESSS AHAHAHA CHEATERS GET FUCKED NO HAT NO WIN STILL CAN'T QUALIFY FOR MAJOR SUCK A DICK
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so excited for cloud 9
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Shitskins on suicide watch.
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>THE FAVELA OF BRAZIL
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ADMIN
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>post yfw the BRs lost
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HUEHUES BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
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where's the favela shitter from yesterday? WHAT UP NOW
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>>163124915
KICK
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>>163124930
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Is G2 white?
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>>163124915
HE'S DOING IT SIDEWAYS
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can't wait to download the gotv and report hen1 and lucas1
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>>163125050
THE
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LMAO FAVELAS BTFO
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scream had some stupid deaths in the OT
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>>163125085
Whitest team in CS, even scream is honorary white
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>>163125183
FAVELAS
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>>163125085
>mudslimes
>white
no
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>>163125209
This feels so fucking good lmao
>>163125339
stop being so salty br bitch
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>>163125209
>i will never have a cutie asian girlfriend
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>>163124930
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Best Major lineup so far. If only Vega could have beat NV we would have had a perfect lineup.
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1/2 SUBHUMANS ELIMINATED
WHO WILL ELIMINATE SK?
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>>163125383
just be yourself and you will get one :^)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzOkza_u3Z8
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Major lineup so far

+C9 or HR
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so fucking happy the subhuman monkeys lost boys
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>>163125557
Fox
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>>163125567
jesus christ animals
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>>163125612
I feel you anon, I feel you
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>>163125586
>or HR
lol
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>>163125627
this desu.
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whoever runs eleague twitter is a pretty funny guy
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hellraisers got this, EZ
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>>163125627
based
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>>163125375
>stop being so salty br bitch
??????
muslims arent white, shox and scream are muslims, what do you not understand?
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>>163125793
>shox is a muslim
gonna need a source on that
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>>163125793
>shox and scream are muslims
wassaimulaikum anon. god is great, PRAISE ALLAH
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hr to shit themselves at the last step?
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>>163125586
who are /ourguys/ for the major?

i'm assuming Godsent?
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>>163125904
>>163125793
>Richard Papillon
>a muslim

thats a crusder name my man
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>>163125974
FaZe for sure
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>>163125904
>papillon = butterfly = symbol of peace = islam = religion of peace
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>>163126032
why are you (you)'ing me? i didnt say he was a muslim.
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>RPK
>White
made me ponder
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>>163125974
godsent/g2/flipside

>>163126076
just including (you) informative purposes
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we channeling for HR or what?
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>>163126158
>flipside
No. I agree with everything else though
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>it's another memepass episode
i guess at least it's not cbble
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>>163126202
ye
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>>163126151
he wears a cross at all times. he's a good mob boss.
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>>163126158
>flipside

swap that for Faze and we're good to go.
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>>163126202
im done channeling for g2 already but i sure do hope hr wins against clown9
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>>163126205
we need a based slav team also markeloff is unequivocally /ourguy/
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>>163126202
we're rooting for c9 you dumbfuck
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>>163126202
of course we are
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>>163126329
This.
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Reminder that Timothy "autimatic" Ta is our Jimmy "DeMoN" Ho
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>>163126380
>we
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>>163126363
Faze is more than a good enough substitute for slavs. Karri is our second pige
>>163126380
>>>/r/eddit
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>>163126032
>richard
>french name
>papillon
>french surname
>literally a shitskin
>white
you're not fooling anyone
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>>163126513
>>163126573
I thought Stewie was our guy?? bring me up to speed on the memes..
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tfw went all in on c9 losing.

hope we get zero stickers.
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>>163126635
c9 won't be our guys until they kill off shrud
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>>163126482
but autimatic is actually good
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>>163126635
Stewie was always very reddit
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>>163126690
jimmy at ti was good
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>open this general for the first time in months
>fucking harvey OP
is that fucker still here keeping this shit alive by himself my fucking god i swear to christ
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>>163127102
and he threw every single game he was on EG for and hasn't won shit in his long """"career""""
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>>163126573
True enough, gotta support markeloff tho #everymajor

>>163126634
Try harder br, no amount of bleach will make your skin white
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>it's a "cloud9 qualifies for the major because valve can't balance pistols" episode
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>>163126660
same family
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>>163127398
i'm not even br you redditard, get the fuck out of here and end your miserable life already
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>it's a "skadoodle magically plays good after being shit" script
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>>163127683
t. assblasted subhuman br
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>>163127683
Upboated
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>>163127398
>markeloaf
reddit
>hating shox
reddit
>>163127683
>faze liker
reddit
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Who wants to buy my CSGO skins? I'm selling them at a huge discount seeing as I can't get skins.cash to work. I'm taking dat dere buttcoin.
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>>163128038
i can smell the reddit
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>>163128137
lemme see'm
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what skins did you want for christmas, /csgog/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YgKALtqoL0
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9QMGMx5tpE
Reddit BTFO
Dan M has always been right
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>>163128176
I got a Cyrex and a Vulkan along with a stattrack five-seven.
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>mfw I actually started using reddit because it's mentioned here so much and use it more than here now
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>>163128362
throw those in the trash (sell your skins for cash on op skins
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>>163128503
I haven't played CS in a while and I'm kind of sad with how shitty the cyrex skin sells for now.

Was going to skins.cash them, but Gaben won't let me (old ass phone number on my steam mobile authenticator account lol).

I need my drugs.
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>>163127791
not even close fattie

>>163128038
>faze liker
you're legit braindead redditard
>>
9-11

the meme numbers
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BIG DICK BONDIK
>>
TAKE
THE
BON
DICK
>>
BONDICKED
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>cloud9 out
>clg out
>nip out

Reddit btfo?
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>>163129531
but nip are our guys
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>>163129591
um...?!
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>>163129531
AssGay and redditsent are in , so no.
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>>163129632
nip are everyone's guys.
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i know everyone says C9 is reddit but if you're an american you have to root for them
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>>163129591
Come on dude you know better
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>>163129720
theres still OpTic and Liquid at the major
C9 can fuck off
I can wait for the tears on reddit and /csgog/ when Cuck9 lose to based Ange1 and co.
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>>163129720
Why? Are you getting deported if you don't?
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>>163129880
Yeah maybe it's a good thing that they aren't making the major, they really need to realize that this roster is not going to work anymore
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Tyloo and other asian teams are our guys
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>>163129720
>2 China men
>American team
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>>163129874
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>>163130015
SLURPISS
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lmfao auti with the self flash through smoke
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>>163129880
But tarik and hiko are reddit.
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>>163130157
the rest of OpTic are the NA outcasts/odd men out, I think they're our guys.

I think Liquid are everyone's guys when they're winning
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>>163129880
tarik and hiko is hated by reddit
every C9 player except n0thing get their cocc succ daily by reddit though
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>>163130380
You seem to know a lot about reddit, redditor.
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remember how bad HR choked at the MLG qualifier?
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>>163130541
I only tuned in when C9's got BTFO
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>HR choke
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>>163130627
Sure thing, redditor.
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>>163130625
was that when s1mple cried and said "they were so bad"
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>IMT goes up 2-0 then loses the next 3
>HR goes up 2-0 then loses the next 3
>C9 goes 0-2 then makes major
>NV goes 0-2 then makes major

epic
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>>163130721
he said "i was so bad." he was adren level and got carried. http://www.hltv.org/match/2301070-liquid-hellraisers-mlg-columbus-2016-main-qualifier
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>>163130721
idk i just remember kucher having a massive whiffed spray where he could have killed three people from behind but he choked. then the whole team choked and lost
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>>163130796
you
were
saying? :>
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>>163130796
o shit i jinxed it
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Jesus christ cut shroud
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YEAH HR HRH HR HRHRHRH GET FUCKED REDDIT
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ahahaha bye bye reddit
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hahahaha
cuck9 blown the fuck out
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#Hikowasright
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>n0thing crying
jeez

I was hoping for C9 to lose, but I almost feel bad.
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hahahaha reddit fucked yet again
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UKRAINE STRONK WOOOO
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nip and cloud9 btfo. redditfags on suicide watch
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Reddit in flames

A
G
A
I
N
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>sewage2k and turkroach hate each other
>roach makes it to the major and sewage doesn't

I'm also 100% certain C9 get paid the most out of any NA team, especially more than Liquid, yet are trash that lose to tier 3 teams.
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>Reddit in Pyjamas BTFO
>Favela huehues BTFO
>Cuck9 BTFO
Based
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Cant wait for SK to be eliminated in quarters so reddit is eternally BTFO
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>http://www.strawpoll.me/11907960/
http://www.strawpoll.me/11907960/
>http://www.strawpoll.me/11907960/
http://www.strawpoll.me/11907960/
>http://www.strawpoll.me/11907960/
http://www.strawpoll.me/11907960/
>http://www.strawpoll.me/11907960/
http://www.strawpoll.me/11907960/
>http://www.strawpoll.me/11907960/
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IT WAS LITERALLY SHROUDS FAULT FOR THROWING THAT 4v3 AT 14-14 RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>based slav not being a cuck and saying straight out that they deserve it

Everyone else beats around the bush talking gay shit.
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>>163131494
I think OpTic get paid more
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>>163131609
shroud isn't good enough to throw, he just sucks
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>>163130692
u trigger reddit?
stay cucked c9 rofl
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>>163131645
They do have the best gaming house, but C9 is a bigger and more popular org.
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post pics of Asa Akira in that x-mas costume
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AYAHUASCA MENTIONED
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>>163131693
Your team lost, redditor. Stay mad.
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>>163131595
/csgog/'s guys
>CIS Teams
>Fnatic/Godsent
>EU Teams with lesser known orgs
Reddit's guys
>NA Teams
>BR Teams
>EU Teams with multi-million dollar orgs
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If HR had played NV and Vega played C9, both CIS teams would be in, kind of a bummer.

>>163132024
No swedecuck team or player can be our anything, redditor.
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>>163131494
Have you seen the gaming house Optic has?
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>>163132024
nah, we judge our guys by the players not the orgs
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>>163132024
SK are literally our guys. Everyone on Reddit hates them lul
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Lmao what the hell happened in NiP game against slavs?
I was sleeping and missed the cuckings.
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>>163132309
>BRs

Kek
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>>163132309
no, everyone hates them
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>>163132335
They got completely rolled. They weren't in the game at all. Friberg dying immediately at the start of every round. Get_Right went 2-18, etc.
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someone go cap some reddit tears since both their teams are out
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are black players trully better atheletes?
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>>163132417
God i wish I was watching it live.

Nip aremy guys but I hate their current state with passion.
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>>163132368
>>163132385
as a brazilian, they're certainly my guys. y are yall mad? just because sk stole 2 majors from eurocucks?
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>cry about not being in eleague s1
>turns out they refused to be involved
>finally get in eleague
>first team to lose
>lose eleague major qualifiers
who here /lmao@imt/
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>>163132579
>brazilian
>stole
POTTERY
>>
https://mobile.twitter.com/Thooorin/status/810659595844808704

Based /ourguy/
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>>163132579
Brazilians aren't people so you don't get to have your guys.
>>
https://twitter.com/Thooorin/status/810659595844808704
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>>163132697
>mobile.twitter
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>>163132697
>>163132746
Who's the third?
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>>163132802
imt
nip
c9
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>>163132739
BUTTMAD

wait for the hltv top 20, cold gonna top it for sure
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>>163132746
Thorin stop forcing yourself in here faggot. Literally saw you browsing clover on your phone during the last break.
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>>163132802
C9, nip, immortals
>>
>Immortals having a fan base
>liking br fucking shits
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Virtus and NaVi are looking really fucking strong for the major.

It's either Virtus v Navi in the GF or Godsent v Virtus/Navi
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Ukraine is the new Sweden.
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>>163132792
Sorry dude shitposting from the sack
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Who did clown9 lose to besides HR to drop out?
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>>163133114
Tyloo and Faze.
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>>163133114
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/ELEAGUE/2017/Major/Offline_Qualifier
chinks and faze
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>>163133114
>mouz is classified
>nip is not
>c9 is not
>imt is not
y tho
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>>163133216
>>163133235
Damn, tyloo didn't qualify though. What a bummer.
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This will be one of the most expensive stickers. Calling it now.
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>>163131954
ahaahahhahaahahaha
>being this mad
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>>163133670
Who cares unless it's a knife, betting is dead
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>>163133956
How can I be mad if my team beat your reddit team and qualified?
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>>163134051
You have to be over 18 to post in this thread.
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>>163134073
um? c9 lost so how come my team lose???
on the other hand your reddit team lose so I can understand ur anger lmfao now kys redditor
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It's a shame magogs bois Vega didn't qualify, but at least they slapped the shit out if reddits bois
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>>163133670
99 cents is expensive?
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>>163136735
expensive is a relative term shitlord
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This thread is so dead lol

Gonna sage so we can get a non-miss piggy thread
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>>163139205
bump :)
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/ourgirl/ just won canada's smartest person!
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>>163139536
tirckened
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>>163139683
>the city of canada
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>literally 0 matches on hltv

wtf am i supposed to do with my life now
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>>163139683
day of rake can't come soon enough. when will they stop embarrassing themselves?
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>>163140574
absorb c9 nip and hue tears
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>>163134763
Work on your English, shitskin redditor fangay.
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>>163139683
Demand that a cannuck explains this immediately
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>>163140625
i actually dislike nip and was laughing but it kinda dawned on me that nip is really not gonna be in the major. feels weird
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http://www.hltv.org/match/2307209-nip-vega-squadron-eleague-major-main-qualifier

get_wrong and sewage2kills should swap names
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>>163139683
>Horseface McBigGums
>/ourgirl/
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>>163132579
>brazillian
>stole
can't escape from your roots eh? LMAO
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so I just woke up

did NiP legit throw against vega?
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>>163132579
>brazilians
>stealing
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Yo guys how did Liquid make it to the major when on paper they should be worse than C9? How did C9 lost to chinks and HR lmao?
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>>163144958

its winter, cloud9s dicks shrivel up they suck at anything unless its summer

good meme
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Not sure what winter has to do with c9. They live in Socal where it never snows
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>>163145456

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGOFkU2gXKQ
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please make as many cropped images of our guys out of this as possible

thank you
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>>163146441
spiidi looks like he's going to apply to dignitas (assisted dying organization)
>>
I think smithz and shoxie are more than friends, but don't tell anyone.
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>>163146441
at least one of these fuckers had lice
>>
Please don't retire Christopher. I don't care how heart breaking it is. You're mine and so many people's favorite player and I live this game through you. Your passion is amazing to watch. I'm genuinely sad because I know it's killing you inside. It hurts me to think you'll miss a major.

On the other hands, when you hit those highs and win, I feel an immense joy because I can see through you how much it means, and it makes me happy to see you happy.

Please GeT_RiGhT, don't retire. Take this on the nose, reinvent yourself and your team, and come back stronger. There are going to be more Majors, there are going to be more tournaments. You will rise again, you will win again. Please.
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>good morning anon

;_;
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>>163144958
Because they already qualified for the major by getting to the quarterfinals in the last one.
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>>163150692
who put a goat in my bed
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>>163150720
seriously hope your mother gets raped by a pack of niggers. no im not being ironic.
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>>163150692
damn bitch is getting old
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>>163150969
30 is pretty young tho?
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>>163151059
not for a goat
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>>163151096
youre going to get old one day too. stop talking shit about my future wife
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Would I be able to sell a copy of binding of isaac for a key?
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anyone around the LE range down to pley:?
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anyone around mg1 wanna play
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>87-0
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>>163154808
was that a real post
>>
>lose $10 betting on betting site
>send valve an email about obscure betting site (8esport)
>a month later they actually ban all their bots

lmfao
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>looking at dozens of videos on "how to trade"
>hurr just highball your stuff
>never lowball LMAO
>never try say their item is worth less LOL people who do that are scammers
>never be rude lmao who trades with that mean guy upset about your prices
>always trade your <item> for more <items> like this trade offer, but hurr this guys items suck so I'll decline this retard, don't be a retard like this guy xD
>just trade shitty skin for good skin its easy xD

The only winning move is not to play.
>>
>>163157643
What were you expecting? The real trick is social engineering and persuasion. But trading is huge waste of time unless you're underage or a NEET. Betting is more profitable.
>>
>>163146441
>tfw well on my way to having a beard like flusha
I unironically like his look
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>>163154808
I dont get it
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>>163144397
>immortals, cloud 9, clg, nip and rng all failed to qualify
literally lmaoing irl family, reddit must be fucking pissed
>>
Anyone want a copy of binding of isaac for a key
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>>163158680
PLEASE
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100 hours in mspaint
he wasnt wrong :^)
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>>163161269
>2-18
HOW
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improved it a little with the end score and map

>>163161338
bot_right
>>
>>163161654
TWO
AND
EIGHTEEN
>>
selling binding of isaac for 1 key
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>>163128324
My dream skin is a karambit water and piss marble fade

One day
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>>163146441
Fucking hell, why does scream remind me of alladin
>>
>>163162880
both are muslims
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Have you seen the light yet magog?
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>>163163312
yes
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>>163163312
yes
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>>163161269
>>163161338
>>163161654
>>163162282

They legit threw. Where is the reddit conspiracy/investigation.

Also Thorrins "What happened to NiP" video WHEN
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>>163163859
Why would they throw tho
>>
>>163163943
as a joke
>>
>>163163943

how can NiP legit lost 2-16 to a no name who team.

It's simple. They threw the match.

It wasn't even a close game, it was a legit "we aren't even playing" match.
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>>163164035
Nah even nv had a little hardtime with vega, they are an good upcoming team
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post players legit held back by their shit team.
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what if there are massive internal issues in NiP and they didnt want to play at the major?
:thinking:
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>>163164390
>50/50 odds

where
>>
>>163164486

I'm retarded. deleted it.

did they fucking throw lads
>>
>>163164539
>throwing away a shitload of sticker money

The only way I could see them profiting is if they had thousands of dollars of btc max betting on nitrogen. But NiP lost their legend status to F3 (im still salty over this) so I knew they were susceptible to upsets.
>>
>>163164716

This was a more important and bigger loss though. Losing a Qualifier to a Major is a legit embarrassment for a team like NiP.

And they didn't only lose, they legit didn't even try to be in that match.

It actually reminded me the time ibuypower threw but that was an off game and was more obvious.

I don't believe NiP, the only team I believe to be not cheating in any way, to legit throw a game on purpose especially a fucking major qualifying BO1 against a lets be real here, a literal who team.
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>>163164887
>the only team I believe to be not cheating in any way
what? hahahahah tell me you're not serious
>>
>>163165006

post one "VAC" clip of NiP.

I'll wait.
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>>163164887
Why would they? Unless they had contact with some hackers who would do the laundering I doubt it

>the only team I believe to be not cheating in any way
Are you the guy who made that cheating compilation video? He said the same thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9QMGMx5tpE
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>>163164234
Niko
>>
which t3am has the most pubstars
>>
>>163165180
Easily c9
>>
>>163165049
oh yeah sure let me sit through the matches since 2012 and find all the suspicious f0rest and g_r clips
>>
>>163165280
>claims otherwise
>doesnt provide a source
>>
wuld u
https://twitter.com/TSMsemphisss/status/810741309996724228
>>
built in low fov aimbot into a m3chanical mouse?
>>
>>163165453
I used to do it when I was 14. It feels really good.
>>
is csgo dying again?
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>>163167275
>>
>>163167427
kys
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>>163167792
hi leafy
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>>163165953
He's /ourguy/ that's how
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I probably missed a few teams
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>>163169930
>Dig not god tier
>no Vega Squadron
>>
7/8 teams that qualified for the major are EU (hellraiser are cheeky cunts about it)
>>
>>163169930
>titan god tier
>ibuypower ok tier
>renegades ok tier
what are these fucking rankings
>>
>15-0
>enemy team is 5 man stack
>they all trigger ragehack
>game ends 15-15

heh
>>
>>163164234
hiko kennys s1mple
>>
>>163171853
*niko
>>
>>163155874
this is why the game is dead thx m8
>>
serious silver question is it worth to to buy smg/armor second round don't you make the same money from win bonus?
>>
>>163172082
What do you even mean you utter spiv
>>
>>163172082
if u win:
buy smgs armor nades / rifle armor

if u lose:
buy deagle/cz/5-7/p250+nades and armor
or buy nothing
>>
>>163165280
>no sources
???
>>
what ak i buy? must b st
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rate my ak
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https://twitter.com/TeamVirtuspro/status/810833825014181888
>vp didnt learn after last time they got burned by a multiyear contract
also check the new ratings
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>>163157643
>he's never traded his knife for one that's €30 more than his
Lmaoing at ur life atm
>>
>>163165049

>87-0

Really makes me think
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Where are his shoulders?
>>
You ain't know? Stew is a curl bro
>>
tips on being a five seven main? please answer me as ironically serious as you can
>>
I stopped using the five-seven and started using the cz75 auto a couple months ago. Best decision that I've made in my csgo career life
>>
>>163178731
also buy either a mag7 or ump
>>
>>163126380
i was trying to channel; still assblasted about their ct performance. was happy with c9 was doing on t half and watching them choke the rounds after the pistol was painful; what was the point even buying up the second round instead of just going risky and just trying to get the headshots hopefully and trying to recover or die instead of that stupid 10 man save round.

or how they all fucking fought bondik 1 by 1 instead of taking him on 3v1
>>
>>163130796
>IMT goes up 2-0 then loses the next 3
best timeline rn
fuck those favela chimps; same with SK.
god fnatic were literally our dudes when they were topdogs but these favela chimps piss and moan every day about something even though they cheat.
>>
>>163169930
>iBP
>not God tier

fuck off
>>
>>163179668
if the players didnt have twitter, sk would be kind of tolerable.
imt needs to constantly fail since fallen never misses and opportunity to shill for them.
>>
>>163180105
damn im glad i stopped playing this game
>>
>>163181085
oops didnt mean to quote xD
>>
>>163130895
nah he said "hellraisers so bad" and then cried about being carried but he still said that about HR
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>>163163312
this is mine lmao; only gave away my black lam with penta holos recently after i got this
>>
http://team-dignitas.net/articles/news/Team-Dignitas/10642/team-dignitas-parts-ways-with-csgo-players-will-build-na-based-team

???????????????????
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>>163178484
Same place where his spot at the major is
>>
>>163182385
they'll probably buy c9 after they drop their roster, so c9 get in the major and dignitas get an NA team as a brand because 76ers demand so
>>
>>163182385
lmao how dumb are they dropping a easy top 10 team for some tier 6 NA thats never gonna make a major
>>
>>163182385
>http://team-dignitas.net/articles/news/Team-Dignitas/10642/team-dignitas-parts-ways-with-csgo-players-will-build-na-based-team


really makes you think
>>
>>163182385
https://twitter.com/SirScoots/status/810898217747542016

I think this is most likely. no way an org would throw away this team by their own decision
>>
https://discord.gg/DVgDX csgog discord SHOX is back edition
>>
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i made a thing

please add teams i missed and fix where applicable.
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>>163183103
you didn't label the axes, see me after class
>>
>>163183103
start by explaining what do directions represent
>>
>>163182385
i bet they switch to heroic, dig either tries to pick apart some of the NA teams that just died or the swedes. Heroic makes another meme team.
>>
>>163183207
>>163183239
axes doesnt mean anything its just a nice and neat list of teams of csgo i mad :)
>>
>>163183239
>>163183207
left our guys
right reddits guys
top hltv's guys
>>
>>163182729
>>163182385
:thinking:
https://twitter.com/LGBeSports/status/809744714538881025
>>
>>163183348
why would you put them on a grid then

@163183418
weak bait not worth a (you)
>>
>>163183523
grids calm me down, putting teams on a grid gives me power

win-win
>>
>>163183418
>>163183103
>>163183207
>>163183239
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Portal:Teams
list of teams btw
>>
>>163183735
dont you have an ambassador to avenge, putin kun?
>>
>>163182385
>building our next elite, international Counter Strike: Global Offensive team based in North America
My guess is they offered the players to move to the US but the Danes refused and the org will be looking for anyone who agrees to move. There's literally no one to get in the US scene.
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>>163184559
>muffin lightning available
>literally no one to get in the US

um.....goturdS?!
>>
>>163184976
brehze will be the best NA player in a few months
>>
>>163184976
>literally a team of puggers (bad ones at that)

lmao I thought echo fox was a shit lineup, this is amazing
>>
>>163185202
fugly, daps, and ptr aren't puggers
>>
>>163185296
they aren't anything at all
>>
>>163185339
daps built two of the three top NA rosters (optic and liquid), fugly was ok on nrg and clg, ptr used to be clg's carry before he got emo.
>>
>>163185601
lol
>>
>>163185601
lol
>>
>>163185601
lol
>>
>>163185641
>>163186154
>>163186643
Back2reddit
>>
>>163186838
lol
>>
>>163186838
lol
>>
We have a new Discord. Join:

https://discord.gg/X8ZjE83
>>
>>163184976
How did ptr convince them to keep paying him?
>>
>>163187481
>joining a botnet
>>
OPERATION
when?
>>
>>163187481
which one is this
>>
is there a vod of vega vs nip
>>
>>163140617
>day of rake
wew lad
>>
>>163189947
>its anon's first time on 4chan
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i like playing on dust2 desu
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>>163190723
ive heard day of the rope ofc but i dont hang around on /int/ to have heard the canadian version
>>
>>163190896
what game
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>>163191048
reflex
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>>163176290
its nice
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>>163192067
ironic since the best reflex player was an ok csgo player who now plays overwatch.
>>
>>163193806
who?
>>
>>163193934
>he doesn't know
not spoonfeeding today.
>>
>>163195547
sorry i dont follow reflex or reddowatch
>>
>>163192067
>le early access ;^) good goyim

no thanks my coposter
>>
Gotta remind you guys that IMT and C9 LITERALLY didn't make it to the major.

L M A O
>>
>>163197036
nor NIP
>>
so dig wanted to keep the team but the team wanted to leave. makes sense.
>>
>there will never be another major as fun to watch as collumbus
>>
>>163199447
you mean katowice 2015?
i miss pov streams
>>
>>163199534
that too

but the sheer amount of chokes and ridiculous games (what was the total rounds on that mouz cobble game? like 60+?)
>>
>>163199718
mouz has the best chokes.
vs flipside at columbus and vs g2/faze/kinguin at cologne
>>
oh i figured it out

dignitas are going to echo fox
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>>163200821
nah echo fox is going to build another shit NA team around freak for some reason
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>>163196709
In it's current state, you probably wouldn't even be able to tell it's EA. Bugs are very few, balance is nearing the goal the devs/community want, there are already community tourneys and a comm. league, and the game can only get better.
>>1453162
But I understand why you're skeptic about it. There's a reason Reflex is the only EA title I've ever bought.

>>163195547
You talking about Papasmurf? He literally mains rindhardt.
>>
>>163202207
not gonna lie i actually really want to install it

how does bhop work, do you have to press jump manually when you land or can you queue in the air?
>>
so tired i can't crosspost correctly
>>>/wsg/1453162
gn
>>
>>163202294
Goddamnit, I was about to go

Ok basically imagine it like this
The game has autohop (meaning you can hold space and bhop with 0% speed loss every jump), but after every jump you need to let go of space and press it again to "refresh" your bhop.
So basically you get the consistency and no-rng factor of Source autohop without it being braindead easy like Source autohop
>>
>>163202745
right i heard about that style

quake maybe used to do it, or some other game? (I only played HL mods)
>>
>>163202207
azk you tard
>>
>no stich and joe talk csgo episode yet
wtf
>>
>>163205102
but we have thorin and the yank
>>
>>163205248
ok where is janko and thorins podcast?
>>
>>163205351

ikr. reddo wouldn't listen tho so it would never go far
>>
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Should I get Counter Strike now? I've played a number of FPS before and Overwatch is getting too casual for me. Is CS fun? Is hacking a huge problem?
>>
>>163206305
do you hack
>>
>>163206940
no...
>>
Why don't maps have more or less obvious markings for different smokes? If you think about it having to memorize a bunch of pixels and making a jumpthrow macro doesn't really increase the skill cap of the game, just forces the player to watch a bunch of youtube videos or dick around offline for hours.

If you compare this with say ward placement in assfaggots, the best ward positions are marked pretty clearly on the map (a hill, colored spot next to river) etc or are just obvious (a crossing from lane to jungle/bush for ambushes).
>>
>>163206305
i was making a full response but i closed the tab so fuck that shit

buy it, its rewarding when you carry

git gud and laugh at baddies calling you a hacker because you use your eyes and ears
>>
>>163206987
you wont have fun unless...
>>
>>163206989
They do you're just lining them up wrong
>>
>>163207104
>>163207208
I'm getting mixed messages here.
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>>163206989
because CS is a competitive E-sport.
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>>163207304
:>
>>
>>163207276
I don't consider some scratch the size of a fly's shit in some wall of which you have to aim n pixels higher obvious.
>>163207325
>doesn't really increase the skill gap of the game
>>
>>163207304
well you might go with the memer trying to imply its fun to hold an aimbot bind
>>
>>163207527
it is tho
>>
>>163207527
Do I need friends to enjoy this game?
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>>163207864
it helps ^^ <3
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>>163208395
Oh well. Here goes nothing. I'm gonna buy it.
>>
>>163207864
i play 99% of my games solo and i still enjoy a lot of games

just gotta remember to mute any trolls and russians

if you are below LE-LEM ranks, it is safe to assume the russian on your team is absolute dogshit boosted by playing as 5 with dima, ivan, nikolai and vladimir


getting russians banned for teamkilling by walking into their line of fire is the best sport in csgo

and they always get baned for 7 days lmao
>>
I'm finally a consistent 13 rws shitter, is this good enough to play beginner leagues?
>>
I wish britshits were all banned from CS. The worst possible cancer ever.
>>
Why does CEVO exist? It's the most reddit trash shit in CS.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8BrZ_c7UgU

wow
>>
>>163215915
based
>>
>>163215915
our guys
>>
>>163215915
good vid
>>
>>163215915
holy fuck dude i had a good laff

ty m8
>>
>adult male
>has a private profile
>>
>>163223582
>not friends only
>>
>>163223881
You're not unique, you're not special, and you're definitely not mysterious.
>>
>>163182385
What happens to the stickers for the 2017 major now?
>>
>>163223981
But I have 3k hours, 1112 match wins, and still MG1
>>
>>163224050
nothing since they don't exist yet
>>
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>>163224050
godsent stickers are all that matters
>>
>no matches until after holidays

what the actual FUCK am i supposed to do
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Will this thing blow up in price in a few months
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>>163230849
why would it?
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>>163231282
It blew up before
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>>163231496
damn senpai, good find

let's buy some and get rich
>>
Is there anywhere I can bet on random mm matches? I need to bet
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>>163233463
this is the most pathetic thing i've ever seen in this thread
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>jw kicked from fnatic
>finally vac banned
it's about fucking time
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>>163233585
I have a highly calculated algorithim for predicting matches and have a 80% win percentage. I've gotten over 3k this month and need my fix
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>Tfw no Anton "NoTaN1dgl" Pederson, Joel "jOELZ" Aalto, Russel "Twistzz" Van Dulken, Ethan "Nahte" Arnold and Other youngling meme team
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>>163236456
should i make a compilation of all her feet clips
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why is this general so ded
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>>163238013
better watch out
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>>163239408
so yes?
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>>163239506
hello mrs harvey, i have your daily dose of refugee semen, where shall i deposit it?
______________¶___
|religion of peace ||l “”|””\__,_
|______________|||__|__|__|] BEEP BEEP
(@)@)*********(@)(@)**(@)
>>
ded
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>tfw no strong cs bf to carry me
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just opened it.

should i sell, or is this a good float?
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>>163172507
I don't think I've ever made my money back or profit buying smg
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>>163242021
sell
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>>163242021
Why are you unboxing
>>
>>163242201
iv only ever opened about 20 boxes
so far i got a knife and 2 oranges, this is my 2nd orange.

iunno, ill keep doing it untill i fuck up?
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r8 my AK
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Why would you ruin a fine ak by writing "anarchy" on it. Skin makers need to check their int levels. Words on skins are second in tackiness only to the cyrex with that fucking CT on it.
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>>163243665
>a fine ak
>that

grab some taste before you start talking about tackiness
>>
Better than frostside misty or point disarray
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trading binding of isaac for a key
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>>163243665
but the flashback looks sick.
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>tfw you fell for the yellow jew
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>>163244262
Good exception, although the words are the entire point of that skin and its based on something with words from reality.
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>>163244262
got one of them too
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>>163244380
precisely
this is the only exception.
it should be in the sticky.
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>>163244087
anyone?
>>
any one has a link for high resolution csgo stickers? ill be printing some
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>>163245882
ask on reddit (not being ironic btw)
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>>163246402
i dont wanna go to that disgusting site
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>>163244087
bump
>>
>see dazed streaming
>he's shilling a gambling site
>report it to valve
>will probably get the site banned soon so even less sheckles for him

Who /devilish/ here

>>163155874 here
if you see csgolive go down in another month then you know it's me
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8BrZ_c7UgU

wow fuck this game
>>
>>163249719
stop shilling
>>
I am always so fucking nervous in comp games. how do I calm myself
>>
>>163250284
have a cute csgog bf suck you off while you play
>>
fuck do people actually get banned for being racist in text chat?

in the last 2 days i've called people niggers in at least 3 different matches

i'm legitimately scared
>>
>>163239327

skins meme died down
esport is dying down

CS:GO sub 100k players soon because volvo takes 300+ days for a new update now
>>
>>163249719
stop trying to be gamerfood nobody cares
>>
>>163249689
>>163253078
>>163236456
this bitch is literally older than Taz and you kids don't make fun of her
>>
coldzera is a cheater
>>
is JasonR our guy?
>>
>>163254302
taz doesn't look 16
>>
http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1spf573

jkaem is in the thinking box
>>
So guys, I've got 7 handcannons, five of them factory new.
Should I try do 1/5 tradeups for an m4 knight or just go for the sure thing?
>>
>>163254045
that and no new operation right now so... why play fucking de_dust2 for so long wtf
>>
>>163258539
wouldnt that cost more than a fn knight? might as well throw in some ocean sprays or whatever and try for a fn fire serpent
>>
>>163258781
Nah, I've been pretty lucky with drakemoon™
Spent around $90
>>
Haven't lurked in a year, nice to see you guys still post Miss Piggy.
>>
>>163259786
we are progressive dudebros here, so
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>>163259786
Kill yourself
>>
Eh I was rank 38, got the medal for 2016 and I'm now rank 1 again.

Can't I use prime matchmaking now or what?
>>
>>163260702
do you want us to google things for or whats happening here
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>>163261004
i think he does, dan!
>>
>>163260702
Same happened to me, there wasn't any warning that you would reset. I'm pretty sure you stay prime.

On the other hand, it means you have more opportunity for drops as you level again.
>>
>4 US armyfags on my mm team
>we're destroying
>14-7
>they kick me cause i said he gets buttfucked in the army barracks
>look at match history
>15-15

l m f a o

is there anything more pathetic than a bunch of homosexual welfare queens?
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>>163262660
I'm 80% sure that the win means nothing man, it's the rounds you win or lose against the other team that doles out ELO. Sounds like they basically lost everything they gained.

I don't get buttflustered by kicks. It just means I can join another lobby without the chance of them being my team-mates again. You can generally see it coming if they are toxic as fuck.
>>
>>163263193
sounds like anon was the "toxic" one desu
>>
>>163263324
>armyfags
>not toxic

cmon son they were trying to meme and I made fun of them then they lost 9 rounds in a row

seems like they shoulda sucked it up
>>
anyone listen to heaton's podcast
>>
>>163263438
any good, or is it swenglish?
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>>163263397
sounds like you're making excuses for being a cunt and getting your own medicine. suck it up and stop asking for the internet to validate you.
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>>163263520
no clue if it's good, it was swedish but i guess the last two episodes are english.
>>
>>163263548
>getting my own medicine
>getting all the elo for 14 rounds and the nerds that kicked me losing all the elo

I came out on top, its fucking hilarious. I bet you have an anime avatar
>>
>>163263673
it seems to perturbed you enough to need to post about it and defend yourself online, so yeah, i'd say you got your own medicine.
>>
someone give me skins
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>>163264025
perturbed isnt synonymous with amused buddy
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>>163264491
yet you keep replying to defend yourself.
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>>163264738
im replying to you because you're replying to me

your logic is shit mate
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>>163121746
So guys, I've gone from silver 4 to dmg in about 2 months, and I still feel like the players I'm running against are shit. At what point do you start enjoying a challenging game?
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>>163265048
better than your "i got kicked so i posted about it online so that means i'm the cool one"
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>>163265245
yeah like posting in a dead general is a bad thing, you're literally whiteknighting for people you don't know

jesus mate get it together
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>>163265593
please show me the post where i said they were good people and "whiteknighted" for them
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>>163265880
>>163263548
>>163263324
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>>163266214
looks like those are all just attacking you :thinking:
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>>163266278

>:thinking:

I rest my case anime guy
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rip nip
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>>163266451
fuck nip and fuck reddo
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>>163266385
lol
have fun getting kicked and deserving it
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>>163266563
>get more elo than the people that kicked

feelsgoodman

wanna queue up sometime and we can recreate that
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>>163266721
why would i want to play with you? you seem like a low self esteem cunt
>>
>>163265170
When it's actually challenging?
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>>163266889
>he thought I was serious

embarrassing
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>be poorfag
>have cyka computer with bare minimum config for most popular online games
>amd A4 6300 apu with radeon hd graphics 3.70 ( yeah boo hoo complete potato wet card board config)
>yet technically more than enough to run cs go
>game is actually unplayable, varies between 1 and 12 fps, everything lags like hell and sound is fucked up with everything on low

why ?
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>>163270069
I use Macbook Air... and only lag on Nuke...

u need to get them scripts m89
>>
>>163270069
the steam specs were based on the game when it released, not currently
>>
>>163270230
>>163270238
what's the real minimum required then ? I'm cucked anyway
>>
>>163270578
no clue, but at least try setting everything to lowest, and turning off hrft
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>>163270578
I don't know. But this Macbook Air I have is pretty much the most minimum you could get. And yeah, like what >>163270848 said.

Also there are a lot of good autoexecs to reduce a lot of lag in the game. Helped a lot of computers survive CSGO.
>>
Does anyone have a fix for the MM Server Picker?
>>
>>163271792
What's wrong with it?
>>
>>163270069
get a job for a month and you'll be able to afford a pc that runs cs:go just fine.
>>
>>163271979
russians can use it
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>>163272992
Maybe just lower your matchmaking ping tolerance
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>>163272123
literally this

It's so fucking easy, even a pleb could do it.
>>
>>163270069
I have a toshiba satellite from 2011 with a first generation i3 and it runs d2/cache/mirage at around 20-45 fps.
Sounds like you're just stinky.
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>>163266451
delet this
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do I turn my mag 7 into a sjw?
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>>163275959
swag sticker
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>>163277061
its jw sticker
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>>163278083
oh i missed that little s
i thought you wanted another sticker to make it a sjw (swag sticker jw sticker)
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>>163278547
i am not him but he has jw sticker not swag sticke are you not understand?
>>
Anyone wanna watch a krisumasu movie?
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>>163278742
which one do you have in mind?
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>>163280789
what movie do you think, baka?
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>connection is perfectly fine
>start csgo match
>ping goes to 1500+
>esc to check menu
>ping drops sub 70 for 30 seconds or so before spiking out again
>literally only when playing csgo
It's not like i wanted to play this game
>>
How do you tell your friends they're bad at games and you don't want to play comp/ranked with them?
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>>163282490
Print out your last comp scoreboard from a game you played with them, cum on it, then snapchat it to them
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http://r1se.com.br/clg-pode-formar-line-br/
Rip clg lmao
>>
>>163282490
Either buy a smurf account and use it to play with your friends, or use your main as a smurf and get a new account.

I did the former. My friend acknowledged he wasn't having fun getting matched up in lobbies where the enemy team were killing him immediately and he was bottom fragging.

It's actually great fun smurfing with him. I can mess around and not worry about my rank and playing with shitters, and he plays well when he knows I can cover a site or set up for entry fragging.
>>
>>163282490
Usually I tell them that I am a solo player which is true. I do still play with them sometimes
>>
>>163284589
this is actually pretty genius, having a brazilian team with a big org and/or in the global scene immediately grants swarms of favela fanboys who will buy products and inflate the audience by 1000%

also why do so many brazilian players have 3 letter names?

fnx
fer
nak
yel
prd
bld
kng
bit
zqk
pkl
mch
idk
dzt
cky
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>>163286461
one for each braincell
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>>163286461
>favela fanboys
>buy products

um....?!
>>
>>163286605
this
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>>163286605
wow this never occurred to me before. am i a brazilian at heart?
>>
reminder
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>>163290132
P R A C T I C E
R
A
C
T
I
C
E C I T C A R P
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I want to try CS:GO but I am afraid I wouldn't be able to handle the bantz.
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>>163290704
Buy cheapest mic you can find and speak very loud with a russian accent.

People will be afraid of you from the beginning of every game.
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can we stop being ded for a change
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>try 1.6
>get shit on as expected
How the fug do I play this game it's so much harder than redditgo
>>
Good on teams leaving esl-pl for being shit
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>>163297438
esl is a trash company glad it is happening to them
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>>163297247
plqy css
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>>163302796
lol
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>>163206989
Then explain to me runes and masteries.

How does that increase the skill cap of the game when all it does is punish you for forgetting to bring the right masteries.
It's the equivilent of bringing the m4a4 when you meant to bring the m4a1s, except you're not immeditely fucked because you can make either one work. Making the wrong masteries work on a champion is not going to happen the same way.

Or even summoner spells. "Oh fuck, I didn't bring smite and I'm the jungler. Guess I got outplayed."

Most things in counter strike is tangible. Most things in league are by design. It's just not as interesting.
>>
>tfw had to hard carry some trash americans on cevo with 150 ping even though they talked mad shit

I just wish just once shitters would admit their mistakes and say "my bad" instead of being cancerous stubborn children.
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just got to nova 4 and unboxed an USP cyrex.
feels good
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>>163307730
Shit rank and shit skin. What feels good exactly?
>>
pls post some funny csgo memes
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>>163308278
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>>163308278
funky yeah
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why arent you guys watching our girl jessacow
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>>163309325
link
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>>163308182
That I started in silver 1 and is my first succesfull unboxing
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How to cheat in CS:GO?

many thanks from russia,
ivan
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why did she dye her hair red
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>>163310519
i told her I like redheads lol
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>>163310749
who are you
>>
>>163310850
Her gf
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>>163311464
potter?
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>>163311807
>>
>>163311807
;-)>>163311854
>>
>>163311854
>>163311980
:D
>>
Hey /csgog/,

How the fuck do you fix this? This has been happening since the beginning of the month. I've tried all the solutions on the link to no avail. Anyone else having this issue? I miss CSGO :(.
>>
>>163312992
Try it on another computer and if you're still getting that issue then it's probably your network.

If not then completely reformat your computer
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>>163313090

I've been having this issue since Windows 10 fucekd up my DNS, so I reinstalled Windows 10 again and reinstalled network drivers. Now this shit pops up. I'm thinking either go back to W7 or maybe uninstall network drivers again?
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>>163313323
You should try reformatting W10 and reinstalling the network drivers and if that doesn't work then just go back to W7.
Or if you don't have the time for that then just go to W7
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>>163313480

Thanks so much. I've got a week ban thanks to this shit so I have lots of time.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13xZMyU03lk
he back
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>Disable voice because it's cancer and I like to only talk with the friends I'm playing with

>Get teamkilled at the beginning of a round

>"you should've bought me"
>"don't be a dick next time bro"
>>
>>163321143
>not keeping an eye on your team economy

I was playing well, getting frags, typing calls and smoking/nading to keep the others from pushing, and then dying and losing my gun, and my team kept their m4s and awps every round and swept in every time getting a flank or fucking off frag hunting till I died.
I was getting annoyed that I was being used every round so they could reap all the kills, and then started shit talking about carrying.
Eventually I couldn't buy anymore and my team didn't notice or care.
I was 2nd bottom fragging breaking even, and the 3 above me had a 13 and 2-4 ish kd, with fat stacks.

Went full eco for every round, didn't make calls and generally baited like them until I could buy weapons. The game became much more enjoyable.

Me relaxing my positioning ended up costing us like 11 rounds.
Meanwhile my teams scores were fucked, they quieted down and started calling the other team hackers, and I ended up 37 bombing and winning us the game. My team didn't even notice I had switched my style and cost them their precious kd and frag hunting game.
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>enemy running, jumping, and spraying with cz kills 2 people with headshots
nice fucking game
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Hi
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>want to buy some skines for CS:GO
>average looking skins start at $5-10
>wait wha---
>good skins that are even decent are $50-300 starting

for fucking a pixel file on the weapon?

are people braindead?
>>
>>163326612
gambling degenerates ruin everything, shocking I know.
>>
People are using fucking spinbots in the plain open. Nobody gives a shit

Fucking hell, how can valve fail so miserably?
>>
>>163328464
No shit, Valve is actually pretty fucking terrible as a dev. It's all about the moolah
>>
>>163248754
Just did the same
>>
Why don't euros stream anymore?
>>
>>163330636
theyre all returning from NA
>>
>>163330878
I mean like olof and VP players who haven't streamed for months
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Was MG2 and broke my hand and couldn't play for 2 months and now i placed in nova somehow should i kill my self now or after i get back to MG2?
Pic related.
>>
>>163329882

Does valve even read these?

I sent one a few days ago about using more workshop maps in deathmatch / make deathmatch and casual playlists with workshop maps.

Because community servers are dead and all...
>>
>>163330636

it is christmas anon.

Maybe in January we will see more streamers instead of CSGOROLL DOT COM IM UNBOXING CRATES ALL DAY LMAO TROLLING
>>
>>163332464
reddit.com/r/GlobalOffensive/comments/5go1u5/valve_responded_to_my_email_too/datzp7c/
>>
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that feel for the whole week
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>>163332241
ill boost you im LE on main

im probably the best IGL you will ever meet randomly. I usually charge a key for every hour of tutoring as well.
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>>163333017
i'm so fucking close to ending it all
>>
fuck russians
>>
>>163333115
Will you be on in 4 hours?
>>
thoughts on anomaly?
>>
>>163334637

cancer
>>
>>163334816
Way better than most
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why dont you jump scout?
https://youtu.be/tob5rzdLsS4
what's your excuse
>>
>>163336597
i do senpai
>>
Holy fucking shit no joke i live like a block away from the clg red house.

They're in arcadia right?
>>
>didn't play CS:GO for 1 year
>get new PC that can actually run it
>play on some 128 tick rate server everything is good, doing well
>jump into Valve servers
>can't hit shit and everybody hit me with first shoot and they pre-aim exactly always at my head
Is it me being bad or this game is even more full of hacking faggots?
>>
>>163336597
what are your scout skins?
>ct
acid fade souvenir fn
>t
blood in water stattrak fn
>>
>>163338032

64 tick meme

its fucking so horrible. I literally do way better if the server is 128 tick.
>>
>>163338124
>blood in water stattrak fn
get out
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>>163338124
default, because the scout is more useless than the m249
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>>163270848
>>163271286
>>163272123
>>163273753
spent the rest of the day following tutorials and manipulating settings and it actually got worse. I don't fucking understand I see br kids on youtube with lower ram than me running it without a problem. I guess my only option is to buy the poo in the loo rx480
>>
>>163338773
So why Valve can't fucking switch to 128 tick? Is it so fucking hard?
>>
>>163339792
The technology just isnt there yet
>>
>>163341096
>wrong
people have shitty pc's so to keep it balanced they keep it at 64 ticks
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>>163310519
feet
>>
lads
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>>163343138
she is so fucking gross my god
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post drops
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>>163344568
what makes you say that
>>
>watching hack vs hack server
>get kicked cuz no hacks

:(
>>
>>163347176

well? buy hacks scrub lmao

what sort of retard runs a real hack vs hack server?
>>
Do you use HTRF or does it still sound shit to you that you've disabled it?
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:thinking:
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>>163348186
I use it. Sounds might be slightly off at times (reload animation sound coming from behind me when they are diagonally opposite from where the sound seems to come from), but I can trace people through walls by the sound. It's extremely accurate. Sit in smoke and listen to people run by. It's like echolocation.
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>tfw no sticker
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>>163353360
>I can trace people through walls by the sound.
i can do that without hrtf though ?
>>
Do ranks on ESEA have any meaning?
I lose a bunch of games because I'm required to play with my 4 rws friend all the time but I still avg 13 rws (C-). How are people rank A with 8 or 9 rws?
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member when cs was ct sided?
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remember when csgog wasn't ded
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whatcha listening to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY4TqSfrheM
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tfw no play it cool cup
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>>163358501
Depends. Are you trying to get into a pro team?
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https://twitter.com/i/videos/tweet/811573599794503680
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>guy force buy's ump every single round while the team ecos just to pad his own kills while we lose
>uses his top frag status to talk shit to me later on even though 90% of his kills contributed nothing to our round wins

why
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>>163366382
>anime image

stopped reading there
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>>163366382
awoooo~
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>>163368989
its simple awooing with his dog
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what should i wear today /csgog/?
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>>163369184
who care...
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>>163307730
nice anon
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>>163370448
>adult male
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This 14 year old girl is better than all of us? wtf
natf4lit on twitch
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>>163373169
>tfw pushing 30 and my reactions are pretty much gone
thank god for triggerbots
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>>163358501
Neither ranks or RWS matter on ESEA. MM system is terrible, rank A players get constantly matched with rank C shitters. And most rank A's are trash too, since you can get there with a shit win/lose ratio. RWS only matters if yours is super high (13 isn't), and you're going nutty left and right smashing noobs, and getting called a cheater.

I got to rank A in two weeks spamming games. Saw that even at the highest ranks people make the silverest of mistakes still all the time, and refuae to admit it, then go on about muh rws nigguh.
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Hey lads I got insider info

This game will be thrown by outlaws. Watch them lose.
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>>163373742
>>163373742
tfw balding starts soon
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>>163374235
I already started thinning around my temples so i decided to shave my head a few months back, its actually nice.
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>>163373742
i wanna impregnate those feet
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>>163373169
FUCK U I FELL FOR IT
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AND THEY DONT STOP COMING
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/12/21/technology/personaltech/video-game-makers-try-to-get-better-at-luring-women-to-esports.html
http://archive.is/9QDH1
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can I have some 1gs in the SNS known as /csgog/
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looks like they're fixing nuke http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=822900618
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>>163378008
Whats there to fix?
>>
>>163377071
I don't get this forcing women to play meme. No one is forcing men to play. And no one is stopping women from playing. If women want to play they should fucking play. These psychos are trying to force things on women that women aren't even interested in.
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>>163378284
https://clips.twitch.
tv/eleaguetv/WrongPigYouWHY
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first time playing csgo just finished my 10 ranked games and got placed in gold nova 4. how sad should I be?
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>>16337_383
>leaguefag
you have to go back
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>>163379383
You're on the cusp of not being a complete retard
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>>163379383
literally average
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>>163379383
That's really good I started at silver elite master. I'm legendary eagle now.
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Scoots starting shit
https://medium.com/@sirscootscs/an-open-letter-to-the-professional-esports-association-its-member-teams-and-the-counter-strike-db2fb8b55f75#.ics16zlb7
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>>163380201
That's not average for a first time player at all.

Nova 4 is LITERALLY the average of all CSGO players.
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>>163380851
Most players play once a week or so then maybe next week or with friends. There's a reason there's a near limitless supply of "recovered" accounts who play mm for 2 weeks till they get overwatched
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Me on the left.
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>>163381089
summit getting his dick wet
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Is jaryd our guy
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>valve in charge of matchmaking
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>>163380757
wesa and pea started shit
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>>163381757
full stacks take the rank of the highest ranked player as the group mmr. how anyone doesnt know this by now is beyond me.
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>>163381998
I didn't. I never started a lobby game in my life.
Literally what's the logic behind that?
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>>163382091
so that it discourages a global queuing with 4 silvers
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i for one welcome anyone who tries to kill esl
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>>163382259
Why doesn't it average it like it does normally? Like I expected to play against LEMs and shit but 5 global elites? Really got our ass fucked. Never doing that again I guess.
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>>163382595
Because having 2 globals + 3 silvers against all ak 1s would be shit for everyone.
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>>163382564
>haven't seen pansy/machine/other forced esl caster in months

das it
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>>163383154
I would put 2 globals + 3 silvers against a full stack of DMGs.
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>>163382564
no esl = no more dazed and steel comentary
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>>163383518
those two are the most annoying cunts in the entire industry and should just do something with their lives
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>>163384070
do something with their lives like shitpost anonymously and get mad about people that are able to make a living off video games?
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>>163378714
Lel, thats pretty funny
>>
How do we make daddy gabe love us again
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>>163386240
open cases to show him how much you love the game!
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>>163386624
>tfw literally never opened a case or bought anything cs related expect the game itself
a-am I part of the problem
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>>163386624
>not buying skins directly and saving thousands of dollars
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>>163386747
i hope you at least bought operations
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>no games until january 8

JUST
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>>163388589
Isnt the esea thing on the fifth
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lads
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>lose $3

Should I report the site to valve?
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why is this general so fucking ded
>>
>>163390393
betting is dead and there's no tournaments.
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>>163121746
speaking as a 7/10 chad, i would let her rape me
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o
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>>163393472
>>163393472
>>163393472
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>>163394509

>>163394509

>>163394509

proper non-harvey thread
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>>163394509

>>163394509
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>>163396528
yeah we all there the other thread is just harveyfag on a phone.
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