overwatch general - /owg/

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First for salty shippers.

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>solo queue

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This my next-to-be-confirmed boytoy
Say something nice about him

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Tracer!

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Why is he so perfect?

REACH FOR THE SKY

>>163311148
>wasting even a drop of that ultra-fecund load
absolutely disgusting

>>163311148
S'kinda hot.

>finally break past 3200
>go on a losing streak back to 3085
Fuck.

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Amélie

>>163311243
Winston seems like a real bro

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Check out the new OW comic turns out Lena is into girls.

Friend on Discord pointed something out that I hadn't thought before, about the McCree and Sombra bar panel in the Christmas montage.

One of Sombra's favorite past-times in Talon seems to be messing with Reaper. McCree is Reaper's former subordinate. Imagine the stories he could share with her. The fun she could have with what knowledge he could impart to her.

>>163311334
OFN.

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>>163311326
Amelie loves Gerard!

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>>163311234
what a waste

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>>163311243

waifu and lore faglords get the FUCK out

>>163311471
>Tracer's GF stole Winston's gift

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Hello /owg/ and its moderators and janitors

i'd like to apologize for my recent toxic shitposting, i shitpost a lot for fun, but not in a toxic almost triggered way

thanks and sorry i think 4chan just delay my already autistic mind

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>>163311226
He has good taste in camgirls.

REMINDER

>secret organisation is orchestrating a race war between normies and omniggers, pulling strings on both sides
>1 omnigger hero pushes his "peaceful" religion, while the other cant go near society in case he accidentally kills everyone
>Germans created warriors called "Crusaders" to combat omnigger invasion
>Mexican heroes are criminals
>0 canon race mixing couples
Blizz is redpilled as fuck, shadow organisation will be the Jews, 100% guaranteed

>people think hot lesbians exist

tracer won't turn down a pounding, only real lesbians are ugly fat ones

and reminder that no one cares about lesbians, if anyone is mad it's gayfags and super SJWs like josh mcintosh and anthony "my life is a fucking mess" burch

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Easy Algebra.

Gay people are worse than retarded people. The gay population should honestly be gathered up and be shot with a bullet to the brain. Its so sad when you see someone with a terrible mental disorder. Makes you want to end there suffering.

>>163311725
t. mad faggot upset about there not being poopdicks

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>>163311584
I don't know what you're talking about.

>Waifufags mad
>Shipfags mad

Couldn't have asked for a better Christmas present, to be honest.

>>163311723
Juvenile Trigonometry.

>>163311723
children's mathematics

>>163311725
Yeah. Fuck all gays. Trump wil kill them and all niggers!!

>>163311584
why would a girl have big titted figure and poster

>>163311725
Calm down Ahmed, you're in the west now.

>>163311243
The facilities at Gibraltar must be pretty nice if you can make a candle lit turkey dinner like that

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What's the betting there is going to be a rash of articles saying that people hate tracer now that she is gay and it's all gamergates fault.

the real question is why isnt the mcree x hanzo ship drowned yet

blizzard keeps on DENYING AND DENYING THEM

>>163311835
basic arithmetic

Im literally shaking over this white genocide

>>163311725

You must be over 18 to post on 4chan

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I'm done playing healer

This fucks dont know how to play with a Zenyatta.

I heal you, you don't go back into battle with my fucking orb on you and just waste my ability to hand it around.

Dear everyone who thinks they're Moonx2 on Roadhog, please fuck off.

>>163312052
RETARDEDLY EASY NUMBERS

>>163311856
Lesbianism? Bisexuality?
Either or.

>>163311805
It's established that Lucio follows D.Va's streams. Concurrently, D.Va is a fan of Lucio's music.

>>163312027
What's the better there actually ARE people over reacting?

Also cool, all the buttgate stuff is relevant again!

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>>163311243
>gorilla's
>eating flesh

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>>163311915
it's basically a military base, there's always a big industrial kitchen

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Is Reinhardt the only hero that isn't cucked in one way or another?

>respected
>is a healthy, big guy
>no significant or permanent injuries
>has a large family and lots of friends
>wears a power armour so he doesn't even get injured in battle
>is a happy and jolly all the time
>white

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>>163311234
Her girlfriend is cute!

>>163312217
>Has a large family
That's Torb's family. Granted Reinhardt seems like an honorary uncle, but still.
>lots of friends
Most of whom he's been led to believe are dead.

>>163312217
(you)

>>163312217
i thought one of his eye was gone

>>163312217
Well he has a fucked up eye and we don't know about his family since those are all Torb's kids surrounding him in the comic.

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>>163311078
>no high cases in ''Overwatch'' and ''General''
reeee

>>163311723
Simple Physics.

Soldier 76 is Pharah's father?

>>163312027
It's fairly certain that they'll manufacture controversy about it, despite the fact that no one other than Tracer waifufags should really give a shit about it.

Wow, a fictional girl likes other girls. Clearly this impacts her kit and viability as a charter and isn't just as irrelevant as a skin.

>>163312202
Its just a little surprising that Winston can cook so well.

He eats nothing but peanut butter and is an awkward nerd from the moon

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Symmetra redemption when

>>163312367
REALLY JUST FUCKING OBVIOUS ANGLES LOKE HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IF WRONG WITH YOU?!

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>>163312217

>cucked

That doesn't work in this context, and a lot of what you have said is wrong.

One of his eyes is injured permanently, and most of his friends are dead, or so he believes, and have chosen not to reveal to him that they're alive. He has no family that we know about.

Thank god it wasn't widowmaker

Reread the comic, but end on page 8.

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Pharah is the only girl I feel really annoyed when waifufags latch onto her.

She's pure, and I don't even mean that in the meme sense.

She doesn't deserve some overweight/lanky degenerate nerds on 4chan wanking their little 3 inch dicks to her.

>>163311078
Why is Amelie so uncomfortable, /owg/?

>>163312217
It's ironic that he's German then.

>>163312217
>no significant or permanent injuries

Well he IS old and has some back trouble

>>163312395
no

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guys

what happened to soldier 1-75?

>>163311234
I thought Tracer can't remove her chronal accelerator or she'd phase in and out of time?

>>163312539
Her heart still aches for Gerard but Hanzo will heal her once he learns to forgive himself.

>>163310676
If you're fighting a Symmetra and she isn't near a turret or two she's probably pretty terrible.

Also when Mei ice blocks, Symmetra can build charge (if she was locked on before the block) or place a couple turrets while her health recovers.

Symmetra shits on Mei so hard, I don't know how you could think she's countered by her.

>>163312583
Brainwashing induced autism

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>>163311234
>>163312227
ree

>>163312583
She found out about Tracer and is taking it about as well as you'd expect. Reaper is actually being a bro for once and trying to comfort her.

>>163312594
Everyone, GO GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH THE WORLD "GERMANS"

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>tfw artists are fast

>>163311725
(You)

>>163312625

Reaper's probably one of them, the rest are probably mostly dead or mercenaries now, or retired.

>>163311450

Probably the most interesting thing to come out of that comic desu.

SHE'S STILL IN THERE SOMEWHERE

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>>163312742
HAHAHAHAHA

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>>163312742
I feel sad now.

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>Torb in combat

>Cries over his turret when it gets destroyed
>Loves his turret like his own child
>"MY BABY"
>"NOW SHOW THEM WHAT YOU CAN DO"
>"SUCH POTENTIAL"
>"DO WHAT YOU WERE BUILT TO DO!"


>Torb at home with family during xmas
>Seduces his wife while dressed as santa while Reinhardt and Bridgette babysit his real kids

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>le gay is le tomboy XD epic stereotype
>it's a female gay because that's kinda hot for pubescent boys ;P

i'm a lesbian and the only thing that would have offended me more is if it was le pink haired girl of many vodka

>>163311846
>>163311892
>>163312073
>>163312793

>falling for the gayshipper fag false flag

lmao

>>163311450
Feels sad

>>163312927
(you)

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>>163311243
Is Winston, dare I say /ourguy/?

>>163312870
Its true.

This was from a news article, I think BBC, saying "The new face of Germany"

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>>163312791
JESUS

>>163312701
link to this video? it was on youtube made by this taiwanese company, funny as fuck

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The guy Pharah is having dinner with can't be her dad because I know for a fact Ana is a pure maiden who's never had sex.

Before the announcement I was a fairly avid supporter of Winston x Tracer. While some may say this is a fairly large hurdle for that potential relationship, in my headcanon Winston dresses up a woman (possibly a transsexual??) and then has sex with Tracer for that is still gay by technicality.

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>>163312927
Don't spend it all in one place now.

>>163312027
no one cares about hot lesbians

tracer is a hot lesbian, everyone wanks to hot lesbians

if anything the extreme SJWs are mad and so are the male faggots

>>163312791
>tfw lesbians are supported but not homosexual males
;______;

>>163311201
I thought people in comp would communicate better, have better teamwork, and no more attack Hanzos.

boy was I wrong

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>>163311326
>blue
What is it that makes her so perfect?

So basically Reinhard is the gay guy right?

>old and still no family
>likes his hair

>>163312927
no idea why we have to know the sexual orientation of char in a fucking fps

>>163312974
No, Winston is only kinda awkward. He can still talk shit on Reaper and not start shitting himself, screaming about normies

>>163312742

Google always pulls this shit

Type "Black couple" into google image search and see
Then type "Asian couple"

Then type "White couple"

Fucking liberal racist cunts

>>163312974
>best voicelines
>best behavior
>robo waifu

Of course

>>163312791
Looks like that tiny head guy from Battleborn.

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Is he having a mid-life crisis?

>>163311334
>Tracer is outed as gay
>fanart of Tracer in Morishima-Akiko-style appear everywhere
Whew, I didn't asked for it, but it's nice nonetheless.

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>>163312974
/owg/ is normie central, go back to /r9k/.

>>163312954
i didn't fall for it which is why i typed (you)

>>163313160
Does he really have some kind of bridge piercing?

>>163313096

Reinhardt isnt gay, he flirts with Ana and has never made any flirtatious remarks towards any guys

He's just too committed to the cause of JUSTICE to settle down

>>163313086
sounds like you should finally slit those wrists faggot

>>163313160
I think he's going to buy a cake

>>163313160
Most probably, he looks really old here. Beside the hipster look.

>>163312102
Braindead topology

>>163313121
>not wanting a black qt gf

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JUST GOT HOME.
JUST HEARD THE NEWS.
HOLY SHIT YES FUCKING RADICAL I AM SO TEN THOUSAND PERCENT ON BOARD WITH THIS.
I LOVE HER MORE THAN EVER NOW.

Truth be told, I think I’m more excited that she finally got some more story focus after being dumped in an alley over eight months ago.

>>163312625
Okay, so during the first Omnic war the Omnics developed a top secret project designed specifically to break the morale of the enemy, to kill their friends, and loved ones in the most soul crushing way imaginable. They called their creation The Penetrator
If would rampage the battlefield, find a target, then brutally rape them to death in front of their allies. The machine was so well armoured these attacks could not be prevented once it had a victim.
It took 76 attempts, but finally Overwatch created a super soldier capable of clenching his anus tight enough to destroy the machine's 1 vulnerability it's robo-dick

Hope that helps anon

>>163311314

I usually stop playing if I lose two or more games.

>>163313086
Well, no. I'm sorry, anon, but really, what did you expect? This is a T-rated game, and openly gay men are still kind of considered mature material if they're meant to be taken at all seriously. I wouldn't count a bisexual guy as being off the table, though, if that's any consolation.

>>163312927

People can always find a reason to be offended.

>Lesbian is pretty

MALE SEX FANTASY

>Lesbian is ugly

UNTRUE STEREOTYPE

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Tracer is confirmed Gay/Bisexual
Whoopdy Doo

>>163313160
>Honoruburu nip man
>leader of a clan
>honor, tradition and shit
>unironically give this guy ear and nose bridge piercings
>hipster haircut
The comics were a mistake, idgaf about Tracer being gay, this shit right here is what truly triggers me.

>>163313040
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDiOmviCq3U

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>>163313096
I hope it's 76 or Lucio desu

>>163312502
Basic Euclidean geometry

I am a yurifag so this is pleasing development to me. Tracer and her gf are cute and they should kiss more and go on dates and share the scarf.

>>163312574
S E E K H E L P
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>>163313463
Do we think 76's alterations would let him survive wounds lethal to normal humans?

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>>163313463
I love him.

>>163311620
Blizzard are so good at what they do they can even trick idiots like you into thinking they're pandering to them.

>>163313456
my thanks anon

>>163313510
I'm a yurifag and this kinda sucks. It takes away all the risky taboo nature of lesbianism for me and makes it plain jane. Now it's boring.

>>163313096
Yeah, it's probably gonna be Rein, and it will make me cry myself to sleep.

>>163313445
But he doesn't have those piercings, though. The nose bridge one is just anime wrinkles. The ear piercing is actually his jaw. Probably just rushed drawing. Haircut is unjustifiable though.

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>they don't know that lesbians are cured by the benis

only sexy ones like tracer though, gross dyke hogs are faggot tier

>>163313650
Most likely not lmao. Blizz really likes Anahardt, but then again who doesn't

>>163313096

pretty much >>163313248

Look at it this way, Reinhardt is that guy who browses 4chan and decided to get fucking jacked by visitting /fit/, He has the body of a god, but he's still pretty much autistic with women.

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>it's a diamond player starts namedropping pro players and gets pissy when people don't follow the meta episode

just shut the fuck up if this is you, there's a reason why you're in ELO hell

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>>163313662
You sure?

>>163313774
>dyke hogs
If Roadhog is revealed to have been a fatass lesbian the entire time I will lose my shit laughing.

>>163311234

The baby-rage from this reveal was so delicious.

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Now that Tracer is confirmed gay does that mean Zarya could be a straight shotacon?

>mfw Zarya jerking off cute femboi sitting on her lap

>>163312927
>tomboys are no longer allowed to be lesbians, because it could send the wrong message
Because fiction is apparently riddled with lesbian tomboys. Too bad the only one I can think of is that blonde chick from Sailor Moon.

>>163313831
what's the kids expression trying to convey?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvB_qwTJp2g

Thoughts?

>>163313852
yep

cockloving homos and SJWs are mad as fuck there isn't a gay man

>>163313831
Oh fuck. I only looked at the low res pictures. Why would they do this? How did this get the clear by Blizzard?

>>163313898
>"end me senpai"

>>163313898
He just shit himself.

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>>163313591
Gae

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>>163312449
I am a Tracer waifufag, and I am thrilled. I don’t care if it means she’s off the table. Spoiler alert: she was never on it. She’s not real. I stood as much of a chance with her before. This changes nothing. Eight months ago we all saw her reach the lowest point of her life, and for eight months all I’ve cared about is seeing her in something new to cleanse the palate. Well, tonight I finally got my wish, and I couldn’t feel cozier. She deserves to be happy. That’s all that matters.

>>163313949

Yes.

Feed me your straight cissy tears.

They sustain me.

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What's the most Eliminations you've gotten in a round of Comp?

Got 41 with D Va today.

>>163313823
>don't follow meta against a meta comp
>lose
It's meta for a reason.

>>163313898
confusion.jpg
also it looks like hanzo's probably buying that kid the cake if anything

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>>163312574
are you referring to the 15 year old?

>Ana and 76 spending Christmas in a middle eastern shithole.
>Reaper skulking around wishing he had a family.
>Widowmaker remembering her dead husband.
>Hanzo looks like a shitty hipster
Christmas is fun

>>163314036
You are a good tracer fan, anon.

>>163313898
>why did this old man keep trying to call me Genji?
>why does he keep apologizing to me?
>at least he'll buy me cake

>>163313856
I just finished jacking off Anon, don't do this to me

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So how far will this madman go to stop Pharmercy?

>>163314048
61 as rein and genji

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>>163314048
Only 43 with junky

>>163314048
50 with Tracer in 4 rounds of Lijiang I think. Might have beaten that since with someone else but if I did I didn't notice

When did lucio suddenly become useless in comp?

Haven't won a match with him in 8 tries

>>163314042
nice try trying to cover your disappointment AIDSFAGGOT

hot lesbians are hot to jerk off to, no one likes faggot dudes

NO ONE

>>163314075

She seriously is stunning.

>>163314139
He doesn't have to do anything to stop it, he just has to not start it in the first place and he's doing a fine job.

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What would be a reasonable damage buff for Sombra?
You know, something that would actually have a chance of happening, when/if they adjust her.

>random winter
>if you're on defense you lose
>if you're on attack you win
bleh

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>>163314036
You are a true waifufag

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>>163313916
>"Dude leave him alone, he paid for the game he can do whatever he wants!!!"
He fucking called the same guy that he defended a cunt for swapping off of Bastion..

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>>163314117
>>Why does he keep calling me Genji?

>>163314231
Learning to aim is the best damage buff there is, she does absurd damage.

>>163314180
There's a guy in these generals who genuinely thinks Lucio needs to "identify as black" before we can consider him black because he looks mixed.

>>163311201
believe in yourself m8. I finally got masters today with solo queue.

>>163313831
WHO IS THIS KID?
WHY DOES HE HAVE THAT WEIRD FACIAL EXPRESSION?
WHAT IS THAT THING ON THE CAKE?
WHY DO THE STRAWBERRIES SEEM TO CLIP THROUGH THE PLATE?
WHY DOES HANZO HAVE THAT SHITTY HAIRCUT?
WHY THE FUCK IS THE ART SO WEIRD?

>>163314057
Meta is meta for pro players who know how to play behind a rein shield, spam rein shields, and know not to hook other roadhogs. Heroes like Pharah and Symmetra destroy diamond and plat games because no one can aim.

>>163314231

Hacked enemies take more damage.

>>163314293
>she does absurd damage.

Let's not get carried away m8, this is only true if you are like 3 inches away from their face, otherwise the bullets go fucking everywhere except where you are aiming.

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reapy is asleepy, post soldier 76

>>163314231
NO DAMAGE BUFF
Don't be a fucking retard. Her issue is the ridiculous spread. Tighten the spread and her DPS is far more reliable. Buff the damage itself and you will just make her untouchable at super close range and a better tank buster than Reaper. Those are not good things for a stealth hero, it will be game breaking.

>>163314048
~50 with Reaper.

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>>163312301
>>163312337
>>163312510
One of the kids is Reinhardts.

How do i git gud?

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My waifu betrayed me... what should I do now?

>>163314218
I bet he's going over scripts and shit to make sure nothing is taken out of context.

Genji/Mercy is my favorite pairing!

>>163314452
That's not his kid. That's his squire, Brigitte.

>>163314471
chop of your peener and become a woman

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>>163314404
Post 76 abuse

>>163314048
65-70-something as D.va on a match that went on for far too long with lots of mercy rezzes

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>This level of anger over something that we already knew was present in the game
Amazing. A character is gay. If only we'd known about this for many months

>>163314452
That's literally his squire/mechanic. No indications of any blood relation.

>>163314401
>you can't say she does absurd damage because the bullets need to hit!

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>>163314404
>tfw you will never groom a young 76 into being the perfect wife
Kill me

>>163314175

He isnt useless

He's amazing, best hero in the game even. But he's teammate reliant

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Five facts about Hana Song:

1. She stinks!
2. She never shaves!
3. She never bathes!
4. I love her!

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>>163314512
Thats not how it works, I would just be a man without a dick...

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>hack a Roadhog
>he tries to run away from me instead of fighting back as I unload 60 bullets on him

I know this just happens because I am matched against shit players since I am a shit player myself, but this shit is too funny.

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>>163314598
Why is she here for some reason?

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>>163313996
more lewd 76

>>163314595
>this level of anger
Literally all I see is bait and people replying with "OMG WHO HE FUCK CARES????" Or posts like yours seeing anger where there is none because it suits your presumptions.

>>163314036
Your love for your waifu is adorable. I take back the insult I made earlier.

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>>163314518
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>163314719

Because she is friends with rein?

They travel together.

Why does Hanzo look like white Gabriel Reyes? Am I the only one who thinks this

>>163314719
She follows him everywhere except the battlefield.
You think she wouldn't follow him to a Christmas party at Torb's house?

>>163314679
I was just about to ask if someone could post that, thanks anon

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>>163314679
Genji just wants her to be closer to him!

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>>163314518

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>>163314518

>>163314719

She travels with Reinhardt, she's his squire and friend.

She might not even have anywhere else to go.

>>163313096
I am going to bet money that it's Hanzo.

>>163314719
>luna park survived the wasteland

kek

>>163314605
Well yeah, I mean, by that logic Reaper also does absurd damage, people should pick him instead of Soldier.

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>>163311234
What if that's just her sister?

>>163314036
>>163314098
While she's perfect in terms of personality and appearance, she's not real, so I'm just glad there's gonna be more lesbo porn of her
This is a good day
Also, it just makes it more likely her hymen is intact, further fueling my fantasies

>>163314919
I doubt they survived Junk and Hog though.

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>>163314810
Yes

>>163314918
After how Hanzo looked in the new comics, I'd have to agree.

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>no Lucio in Gay Tracer's comic

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>>163314629
Shotas are for love and protection only.

>>163313248
>Gays cant compliment women

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LOL

>>163314719
Have you...not read his comic? She keeps the old fart out of trouble, keeps his armor in working order, and keeps him company.

In all, she's a good friend. Mercy mentions that he should stop bringing her along on his adventures, and that she worries about her safety.

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>>163314518
this guy gets it

>>163314652
You will never be as good as the Jesse Mccree anon.

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>>163307387

Here you go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBYSRHFF_Xk

>>163314719
>>163314719
>not pictured: Lucio giving dva the bbc

>>163314983
The hymen doesn't last long anon. It usually breaks from masturbation or even running.

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>>163314890
Bless you

>>163314719
>Why are friends spending christmas time together

Your loneliness is very apparent

>>163314981
>They don't tongue kiss their sisters on Christmas

Bunch of weirdos, I tell you what anon

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>>163314981
>sisters kiss each other on the mouth

>>163314719
Do you think Sombra would make a good drinking buddy?

>>163314947
Reaper does do absurd damage, TO TANKS. Because he is a tank buster. Sombra is not a tank buster, she is designed to pick off low health enemies. Currently her DPS is too unreliable purely because of her spread. Tighten the spread, problem solved. Buff her damage instead and suddenly she's stupidly dangerous to go near and will shred tanks. That is begging to be abused with stealth mechanics
>stealth in
>solo kill enemy tank
>teleport back
>push with team

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>>163314719
>it's an autist doesn't understand companionship episode

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>>163315007
He'll get love and protection from me as my wife.

>>163315025
>>163314730

l o l

>>163314719
>he never had a platonic friendship with a woman

hehe..

>hanzo went from stoic jap to san fransisco game dev

It's not fair

>>163315383
Maybe he's trying to live the life of his brother to understand him better

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>when you're such a degenerate you're happy when your favorite ship gets fuel

>>163315383
He is having a mid life crisis.

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>>163315234
I've asked before but is this based on something? Source?

>>163315317
No

>>163314985
>Junk wants to go on the rollercoaster
>The Rollercoaster broke down years ago
>So Roadhog pushes the train up and down the tracks while Junkrat feels like a kid again

>>163315195
Not a chance. She'd probably pull some shit like order water and say it's Everclear. Then she challenges you to a drinking contest so she can rifle through your pockets when you pass out and take compromising photos of you for ransom.

>>163314719
I don't know all that much about Overwatch lore, can someone tell me what the significance of Reaper's panel is? Is that him as a kid remembering his family? His son and ex wife? Some dude he's going to assassinate? Or is he just chillin?

>>163315491
>We will never get this comic.
This is the real crime here, Junkrat and Roadhog are Overwatch's best characters and they need to get used more.

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>>163315383
Doesn't change much for me, his Okami skin is cute as fuck with his little wolf pawsies. I've never been able to take him seriously.

>>163311685
Burch is the opposite of mad

I'm pretty sure the next comic will star Hanzo. I mean, Blizzard gotta explain that shit. It looks so out of character.

>>163314231
[Blizz buff]Weapon spreads after first 20 shots. Damage upped by to 175 dps

our actual guy harbleu is live get the fuck in here

>>163315605
I love the idea of Roadhog starting out as nothing but a hired bodyguard but eventually becomes a reluctant friend.

So what are the odds that tracers girlfriend ends up being held hostage by talon?

how does zen mourn the death of mondatta? how do robots have feelings?

>>163315674
MoonMoon is our guy, deal with it

>>163314719
In game torb talks on how he personally trained brigitte, she's a friend

>>163315004
Lucio, Mei, Dva and Zarya are just references on TV and billboards.

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>>163315560
>XxXGenjiMainXxX wants to move the payload!
>XxXGenjiMainXxX wants to move the payload!
>XxXGenjiMainXxX wants to move the payload!
>XxXGenjiMainXxX: We need a healer!
>XxXGenjiMainXxX: We need a healer!

>>163315428
The relationship makes little sense to me, but it's still kind of cute and I don't mind it at all. I do miss the Mercy/76 ship though.

>>163315753
>Furious vengeful Tracer
Now that I'd like to see.

>>163311450
I actually thought the comic was pretty good but this made me sad.

>>163315764
Why mourn? Mondatta passed into the Iris

>>163315491
The rollercoaster there is a dump, went there early this year. It's already like 50 years old and rickety as hell.

>>163315605
Didn't Kaplan say something aboutw wanting to do a miniseries about Junkrat and Roadhog? Not that it'll happen, but it would be nice to see them actually doing things instead of just hearing about it after the fact.
>they make this miniseries and use it to introduce a tough female detective that Junkrat develops a crush on and le wacky one sided romance ensues

>>163315764
Robots don't have feelings, they're just programmed to display responses that we associate with emotions, there is no legitimacy to them.
Fuck omniggers

>>163315784
not meant to be a reply, oops

>>163315764
Someone post that comic where Zen has two hands behind his back when he uses Transcendence, in semblance to Mondatta.

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I'm all for Diversity, but are they scrunching too much into a single character at this point?

>>163315568
I don't think there's a "confirmed" interpretation. I think it's most likely he's just sad seeing a happy family because he can't have that now or he's sad because the couple looks like Jack and Ana.

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>>163315785
mercy76 a shit

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Why is she blue?!

>>163313075
>Ana is a pure maiden who's never had sex
>has a daughter
(You)

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>>163315785
>implying Mercy/76 ever left

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Brigitte playable hero when? Would be kinda hard to make her something other than a female Torb though

>>163315874
Same, I went to Sydney earlier this year but the whole park was closed. It looks more like a nostalgic attraction rather than a genuine theme park.

>>163315934
>Tumblr sperging over a fucking ring
Somehow I don't think this is canon, anon.

>>163316001
da ba dee da ba die

So in her time traveling Tracer has met a different time period version of herself, right?

>>163315895
I would argue that Bastion is the only one with real feelings as he seems to have a more literal deus ex machina than the other Omnics.

So what was Reaper's panel about?
And Hanzo has a kid?
McREEEE and Sombra are best buds?
Pharah is dating Ra's al Ghul?

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>>163316001
Talon knows the best skin color for girls

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>>163316074
You can always ask Chu

>>163316054
>introducing Bridgette the hero designed specifically to pocket heal Rein and no one else!

Wait so what was the plot of that comic?

Tracer's buying a present for...Winston? And then her gf takes it? Or was it for her?

And then she uses shopping as an excuse for showing up late to Winston's party but isn't he in fucking Gibraltar? And did she even get him a present?
And apparently she can survive without her thing on now?

Pls explain comic am autismic.

>>163315134
Running?
The more you know I guess
To reiterate, it's more likely she's never had anything but a tampon inside her

>>163315948
cucked

>>163316054
Probably a support hero who can give people armor buffs? Like not technically armor, but make their health absorb damage like armor?

>>163315874
>>163316059

It basically is a nostalgia attraction. All the rich-fuck locals go berserk and sue whenever they try and put in modern rides.

>>163316138
>tfw it's Reyes' brother he's stalking
>Hanzo became Leon the Professional

>Just found out Tracer is a faggot

Well at least that means my waifu Zarya is probably safe.

>>163316204
Comic is a non-canon travesty. It can be dismissed.

>>163316001
something something talon induced low heart rate to make her a better shot

>>163316046
>you still our hero jack
>you

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>>163316239
I know you are but what am I

>>163316204
You can see her Accelerator on the floor near her whenever she has it off. It seems she doesn't have to have it attached to her, it's just more practical.

>>163316204
She was trying to buy a scarf for her qt gf but fucked up and then magically got it in the mystery box.

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>>163315490
Yes. Shota are made for marrying.

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>>163316149
no seriously she's supposed to be human, so why is she blue
>>163316302
that's retarded but kinda makes sense in ow universe

So this is something that's been bothering me for a long time, but maybe I don't understand the Omnics correctly.

In the cinematic trailer with Widow and Tracer, why didn't they just make copies of the robot that was assassinated as a precautionary measure instead of hiring a multitude of body gaurds that do absolutely nothing? It would defeat the entire purpose of assassinating him if they could just send another out with the same "mind".

>7 game win streak
>Only gain about 150 sr
>lose one game
>drop 50 sr

Blizzard pls
I am consistantly 4 gold. Just get me out of this shit hole of early Plat.

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>tfw your team isn't retarded while playing the retarded mode

>>163316313
>tfw no broken English young Mercy

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>best hero design
Reinhardt

>best kit
>Reinhardt

>best personality
Reinhardt and Ana

>best voice
Reinhardt

>best skins
Reinhardt

Reinhardt is objectively the best hero in the game. Prove me wrong.

>>163316227
And a bar of soap. And a finger or two, she's human, come on.

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So how is Symmetra on the cover of a magazine in her secret operative costume? I would understand her Vishkar outfit being shown taking about improving the world.

>>163316204
She wanted a dumb scarf for her gf (shitty present anyway), couldn't get one, but some complete fucking stranger hands her a present (presumably because at least some people still respect Overwatch agents) and it just so happens to be the dumb scarf she was looking for.

Yes Winston is in Gibralatar, it makes literally 0 sense for her to be late travelling to Gibraltar because of Christmas shopping.

She only needs to be near her accelerator I think, and the fact that it needs charging (and was temporarily broken in the short with Widow) probably means it isn't a permanent thing, she needs it sure, but I guess there's a delay before her fucked-up-ness catches up with her

>>163314057
I've won a defense game with no healersagainst a meta comp. Meta is for pros. There's a reason you don't see triple tank in gold and platinum.

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>>163316362
Shota are for adopting and raising into husbandos.

So I heard they made Tracer gay. Why they chose the most obvious choice? It was obviously her or Lucio.

>>163314649
Can't blame my team and our shitty comp all 8 times, can I?

I have more of a problem convincing my team to stick together or handle heroes they're supposed to counter. All too many times do i see 76 trying to flank a roadhog while their pharah terrorizes us

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>>163316227
>ywn be Tracers hair brush

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>>163316280
>no Deredere zarya yet
Soon hopefully

>>163313916
Everyone was in the wrong here. If someone's being 'toxic' and you don't mute them it's your fault.

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DRUNK D.VA CHRISTMAS STREAM

>>163316395
I'm guessing hardly any of them died

>>163316473
>a bar of soap

That's not how vaginas work

>>163315025
1,5% of the entire population still makes it 105 Million lesbians.

>>163316621
Oh no, electric toothbrush is what it's all about.

>>163316385
Robot buddhism says omnics "possess the essence of a soul". I don't think Mondatta would be on board with being copied if he had a soul, if it's possible in the first place

>>163316660
that would be correct

>>163315019

Complimenting and flirting are not the same thing

>>163316385
Because the message that robot was preaching is robots have souls.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLL6gdaCHsY

why is seagull so based

>>163316204
1). That's about the gist of it. Lena was likely saving it for Winston (even though it was a gift from a stranger she had helped, and she likely didn't know what it contained; Gift of the Magi serendipity prevailed), but Emily was so taken in by it that she just couldn't tell her no.

2). Gibraltar IS Winston's turf, but It isn't really specified that he's there at that moment. He may have set up shop in London to be closer to Tracer while they orchestrate Overwatch's comeback.

3). No, she wasn't able to get him a present, but when she's able to facilitate being together with her best friend for Christmas for possibly the first time in a while, does it really matter?

4). Some panels show her accelerator on the floor in the background. Presumably, it was designed to have a range of effect just so she wouldn't have to wear it constantly.