/owg/ - Overwatch General

First for fuck trump and fuck white people

File: 1463135158403.png (1MB, 641x778px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 641x778px

Woah.

File: 1482296200671.jpg (250KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

250KB, 1280x720px

PENIS INTO MERCY VAGINA!

File: widow groove.webm (1MB, 1080x1920px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1080x1920px

Would you dance with Widowmaker?

File: 1478456592598.jpg (154KB, 723x1354px) Image search: [Google]

154KB, 723x1354px

Justice

File: santa_torbjorn_by_yy6242-darwzee.jpg (230KB, 1024x1497px) Image search: [Google]

230KB, 1024x1497px

COME
GET
YOUR ARMOR

File: 60305914_p0.jpg (1MB, 1551x2327px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1551x2327px

>>163322795

File: 8-2.jpg (119KB, 811x749px) Image search: [Google]

119KB, 811x749px

Tracer!

File: 1463321037590.png (833KB, 684x689px) Image search: [Google]

833KB, 684x689px

>19 away from Masters
>get Nepal KOTH
>stomped first round
>teammates are getting angry
>two of them start to argue
>Ana gets them to calm down
>we proceed to stomp the enemy team the next two rounds
>I get Master
>the Ana player and the guy he was queued with also get Master

File: the face.jpg (4KB, 225x224px) Image search: [Google]

4KB, 225x224px

>win
>loss
>win
>loss
>win
>loss

File: 1480965385637.png (206KB, 683x533px) Image search: [Google]

206KB, 683x533px

I WANNA MEET AND FUCK D.VA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REdTgFmeqBs

I want her juicy ass.

File: 1436167190219.jpg (17KB, 424x394px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 424x394px

I honestly think I'm taking the gay Tracer thing worse than almost any Overwatch fan. I have spent too much time imagining myself dating Tracer. I have tons of cute pictures of her saved, I still have the Taco Bell cup with her on it, and all kinds of stuff. It hurts looking at her and hearing her voice now. Imagining the lesbian art that will come out soon hurts me. I commented on Overwatch's facebook page, but they won't reply. I feel like I've been rejected or dumped by my gf.

File: whoa wow.jpg (8KB, 229x345px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 229x345px

>tfw you finally figure out sombra's spray pattern

lol her dmg output is ridonkulous

File: 1456611832308.jpg (33KB, 370x410px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 370x410px

>>163322795
Reported, to be desu.

File: HOLY FUCK.png (376KB, 645x873px) Image search: [Google]

376KB, 645x873px

>>163322793
Wait, what the hell?
Anyone else notice this?

File: phrh.jpg (81KB, 833x720px) Image search: [Google]

81KB, 833x720px

are any of you fags actually good at the game?

File: pharah.jpg (269KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

269KB, 1920x1080px

>>163323146

try me

File: join_talon_now__by_monorirogue-da4fr63.jpg (227KB, 1024x1450px) Image search: [Google]

227KB, 1024x1450px

>>163322834
I'd dance with her and enjoy a lapdance later.

File: nothanks.jpg (635KB, 2560x1440px) Image search: [Google]

635KB, 2560x1440px

fuck this shit, see you nerds in season 4

File: jimmy nu-tron no beard.jpg (37KB, 593x587px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 593x587px

>>163322983
you are genetically inferior and should kys

>>163323000
nice trips

>>163323146
No, I just play quick play and try to have a good time.

File: 1458821062137.png (3MB, 1600x900px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1600x900px

Make Widow Happy Again

File: 1476722624525.jpg (701KB, 1061x1500px) Image search: [Google]

701KB, 1061x1500px

Reposting

What was your first legendary commendation like /owg/?

>back before ranked was a thing
>King's row offense as Mercy
>60% Damage healed solo
>18k heals
>15 rezzes
>potg of me 4 man rezzing a graviton on the final point on overtime
>everyone in chat saying how good/unkillable I was.
>been an attention loving healslut ever since

File: ScreenShot_16-12-20_09-45-17-000.jpg (161KB, 1129x636px) Image search: [Google]

161KB, 1129x636px

>play 1v1
>see this

>>163322654
Tracer is canonically homosexual

File: harolds.jpg (47KB, 650x427px) Image search: [Google]

47KB, 650x427px

>tracer waifufags on suicide watch

why did they remove the mouse4 being back in the menus

that was one of the best new features

File: ScreenShot_16-12-18_21-43-33-000.jpg (3MB, 4149x2795px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 4149x2795px

>>163323329
I can make her happy.

>>163323389
>>163323390
Please stop. I can't take anymore. I'm going to cry.

File: arm dick style.png (418KB, 645x873px) Image search: [Google]

418KB, 645x873px

>>163323089
Fucked up from shitposting in other threads.

>>163323390
>>163323389

>g-give me replies!

>>163323441
Better start HRT now, anon.

File: 1463011176598.png (74KB, 321x358px) Image search: [Google]

74KB, 321x358px

>tfw I'm one of the GenjixMercy shills
>even made and tweeted a bunch of art of it to Chu because I got tired of Pharmercyfags spamming /owg/ even though I was also one of the early Pharmercyfags

File: IMG_0920.png (2MB, 1536x2048px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1536x2048px

First this now Tracer

What the fuck is going on over there bongs?

File: cat cry.jpg (19KB, 499x357px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 499x357px

>>163323337
>100 hours played
>never gotten legendary commendation

>>163323012
I didn't get it, but the only one I've seen is when our Mercy got 9,999 heals and everyone voted for her.

>>163323146
>are any of you fags actually good at the game?

I'm a top 100,000 straight male

>>163323487
Tracer is gay now, the games creators have made that official, cannon decision and you can't change it

>>163323337
In beta for a 5 man mercy rez I got 10 votes

Now I don't bother voting at all

>>163322793
>>163323089
>>163323467
If the ring on her pinky finger is a Canadian graduation tradition, what do you suppose she was studying?

>>163323146
Quick play sure.
All I have gotten for team mates in comp is a bunch retard babies that can't tell their ass from a fucking phone book.

File: duda 3.jpg (30KB, 623x420px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 623x420px

>>163322654
Im really bored and placed in silver now.
Should I try my best to reach rock bottom on the ranked leaderboards?

>>163323589
>official, cannon decision

boom!

File: ScreenShot_16-12-21_06-22-07-000.jpg (259KB, 1360x765px) Image search: [Google]

259KB, 1360x765px

>Play mystery brawl to get my last 3 win for free lootbox
>Enemy team get to roll that shit
>We actually win because they got so cocky they started to ignore the point and someone creeped up on it while they weren't looking
>Also get my third Santa Toblerone from the lootbox

Rad

File: 1415405442739.jpg (710KB, 1224x1632px) Image search: [Google]

710KB, 1224x1632px

>Pharmecy shippers are buttblasted
I thought i'd be a bit angry at Tracer being homolomo, but I gotta tell you it is well worth it if this is what I get in return.

File: 1475172027593.png (696KB, 633x758px) Image search: [Google]

696KB, 633x758px

>tfw no Bosnian/Croatian/Serbian Overwatch hero to represent me

jebem ti mater u picku Blizzard

File: ScreenShot_16-12-20_23-56-03-000.jpg (1MB, 1598x1818px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1598x1818px

>>163323146
I got placed in the middle of the rankings (55 S1, 2500 S2) from placements and never bothered to play comp again.

I'm average I guess.

File: 1482075953641.jpg (83KB, 422x600px) Image search: [Google]

83KB, 422x600px

Top five longest things in the world:
1. A blue whale
2. My dick
3. Symmetra beam
4. The Eiffel Tower
5. Batman v. Superman

>want to get better at widow
>cant because her only good skin is noire and i only have noire on ps4 not pc
>i am that autistic that i cant play something unless im fashionable
suffering

File: 972168972163.jpg (245KB, 1280x866px) Image search: [Google]

245KB, 1280x866px

>the comic only gives you more evidence to support the inevitable

God damn Chu you really fucked up all of these delirious shipper fags huh? I appreciate it, now others can focus on the people who knew the canon all along. It's a good feeling to win.

File: 1482117065451.jpg (117KB, 650x650px) Image search: [Google]

117KB, 650x650px

>>163323745
>TFW no DoT poison based character

>>163323731
mystery brawl is rigged as fuck

Who is 76's picture of?

>>163323878
Me crying over Tracer as an old man with grey hair.

File: brits.png (242KB, 712x624px) Image search: [Google]

242KB, 712x624px

>>163323561

File: getting after daddies dick.png (397KB, 645x873px) Image search: [Google]

397KB, 645x873px

>>163323660
Dick.
The ring is supposedly for people that graduate with an engineering degree. So I guess engineering.

File: ScreenShot_16-12-20_19-59-49-000.jpg (14KB, 198x153px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 198x153px

>>163323146
No

File: 13561642_299479653725398_211155505_n.jpg (49KB, 489x340px) Image search: [Google]

49KB, 489x340px

>>163322983
There are other fish in the sea. You should learn to diversify your assets.

File: hqdefault[5].jpg (26KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 480x360px

Which heroes sexualities do we not yet have blizzard-given confirmation on yet?

>>163323832
huntress is the superior skin, the weapon also looks better and it has a unique voice line for the ult

I have both and always use huntress

>>163323859
I will agree.
>attack hanamura
>our team gets torb after torb
>enemy on attack hanamura
>multiple pharahs
some fine bullshit right there

File: ScreenShot_16-12-13_22-52-46-000.jpg (1MB, 1920x1772px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1920x1772px

>>163323859
Fucking this.

I played it ONCE and got Tracer 3 times in a row. I thought I was playing No Limit shit for a second until I got Sombra after dying the third time to the enemy team which was fucking meta as fuck.

>>163323948

That sounds mighty fucking retarded.

>>163323739
>Pharmecy shippers are buttblasted

I find that whole thing hilarious, like a major issue I've always found with hard core shippers is that they can't seem to fathom the idea that the couple they ship could have meaningful relationships outside said ship. Like they seem to think that the fact that Mercy and Genji are friends means that Blizzard is shitting on their ship

>>163323937
Man does someone need to spell out for you the evidence we saw? Oh wait, you're just a salty shipper fag who got sunk today. Carry on. Kek

>>163323970
Please, someone ask blizz about mercy.
I want this pharah shit to end

File: 1464687467348.png (479KB, 1207x896px) Image search: [Google]

479KB, 1207x896px

jack isn't pharas dad
Ana you whore

>>163323985
yeah or

>attack
>last 30 seconds
>enemy team gets wiped but rolls literally 3 reins 2 healers and a soldier
the outcome is predetermined 100% of time

>>163324045
Shipping is tumblr-tier bullshit and if you engage in it as a male you should fucking kill yourself as you have let down your entire ancestral lineage

>>163323953
pleb

File: 34763458765.png (172KB, 423x272px) Image search: [Google]

172KB, 423x272px

>>163324093
You knew this already.

File: Tracer113.jpg (69KB, 600x933px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 600x933px

I don't care if she's over the rainbow! I will never not love Lena Oxton!

File: 1482022530915.jpg (85KB, 603x788px) Image search: [Google]

85KB, 603x788px

>>163324159
How far into the Overwatch timeline does Widowmaker NTR Emily?

File: Untitled.png (16KB, 298x121px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 298x121px

>season 1, 60 was top 10%
>season 3, 3500 isn't even top 10%
I guess Blizzard did actually fix the ranking system.

>>163324159
Milky Mercy

>thinking lesbians are real

Every girl is a "lesbian" you fucking idiots. They are programmed to live in harems

>>163324274
>I need serious help
>glad I "won't" seek it out

Literally kekking over here fuckboi. To be this blow the fuck out must hurt.

File: 1467293911051.png (855KB, 650x1040px) Image search: [Google]

855KB, 650x1040px

>>163323561
>>163323946
>brits are gay
Welcome to the 18th century.

>>163323565
I have ~350 hours played and have yet to get one. I've only ever seen 2 actually gotten though.

>>163324227
That only implies someone connected to her.
Could be a parent, could be a sibling, could just be someone shes close to like a teacher.

File: 1468324261102.png (628KB, 707x1211px) Image search: [Google]

628KB, 707x1211px

Lewd things with Widowmaker!

>Play Sombra
>Get told to kill myself
oh

What's with Hanzo and that cake?

>>163324505
tracer has a girlfriend and widow still loves her husband.

>>163324534
Japanese Christmas tradition.

>>163324571
Her husband's dead and Tracer could break up or have an affair!

>>163324527
Don't think I've seen anyone react well to someone else picking Sombra. If she's on the team she's the one that gets blamed if their team loses.

File: 1475883630986.png (211KB, 737x938px) Image search: [Google]

211KB, 737x938px

What if they made a different girl a dyke? Gay Mercy? Gay D.Va? Gay Mei? Even gay Symmetra?

>>163324505
Widow got some tiny fingers here.

>>163324647
Reaper is a dyke

>>163324359
This is true to a point. The ugly ones are full dyke though and hate men.

Tracer is around men all the time and probably gets hit on and flirts back. She just prefers to clam battle, but get her drunk and she'll sit on a benis.

Just like drunk college girls make out.

All in all this is a win for straight dudes and a hollow victory for faggots who care about representation.

>>163324571
>widowmaker wouldn't break out the mind washing to get her some when she wants some

>>163324571
Anon there is nothing adulterous about naked cuddles.

>>163324045
Wouldn't it make more sense that the reason they're butt blasted because Pharah is on a date with a guy? Of course, that date could easily be platonic for any number of reasons, and your point still stands, but just the fact that you point out Genji writing a letter to Mercy as the thing they're getting butthurt over, when it seems it would be the lesser issue to them.

>>163324527
Were you playing competitive?
People in competitive are massive cunts, if you want to actually have fun and use more than 8 characters stick to Quickplay
If people bitch in Quickplay then tell them to fuck off.

File: 1478386890926.jpg (1MB, 2255x2234px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 2255x2234px

just don't touch zarya and i'll be fine

>>163324571
>widow still loves her husband.
Debatable. She doesnt feel emotion except for the thrill of the kill. She probably oonly visits his grave out of a feeling of obligation

>>163324694
Reminds me of Chasing Amy

>>163324647
No one would care. All the girls are hot. And lesbian porn is the most popular in the world.

Faggots actually got btfo today.

>>163324740
>>163324740
>>163324740
The true new thread

>>163324632

Tracer would never cheat on her partner

>>163324647
There might've been less complaining, but it wouldn't have been as fitting. I always thought Tracer looked super butch.

File: 1422301961055.png (1MB, 992x1046px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 992x1046px

>>163324694
NO! Tracer was my girlfriend! MINE! Blizzard took her away from me. She was supposed to be my perfect, pure gf. Blizzard ruined Christmas for me. Nothing else matters.

>>163324846
It's not cheating if they break up

>>163324846
>Women
>Loyal

She's taking it up the timetunnel by at least hanzo, maybe junkrat

File: 1468425197515.jpg (371KB, 1280x1707px) Image search: [Google]

371KB, 1280x1707px

>do mystery 6v6
>its hanamura

is this ez mode? :3

File: pharah mercy 2.jpg (733KB, 1149x1068px) Image search: [Google]

733KB, 1149x1068px

We all know who the real muff divers are.

>>163324874
This is a false post.

>>163323745
>tfw no Filipino Overwatch agent

putang ina naman Blizzard pls gib will to live

>>163324987
;)

File: 1475814572657.jpg (530KB, 1600x1600px) Image search: [Google]

530KB, 1600x1600px

>>163324647
>Gay Mercy
Would've made Pharahfags happy
>Gay Pharah
Would've made Mercyfags happy
>Gay D.Va
She's young and stupid so I wouldn't be surprised if she was experimental
>Gay Mei
As far as I remember she only interacts with other women, save for telling Junkrat to fuck off
>Gay Zarya
Aw nah no way she's gay
>Gay Symmetra
She might see two women together as being more symmetrical and mixing things up triggers her OCD
>Gay Widowmaker
Literally doesn't have any humanity left, sex is a non-importance
>Gay Ana
That wouldn't make any sense

>>163324647
desu senpai I sincerely hope they make D. Va canon gay. The autistic meltdown both the /pol/fags, shippingfags, and yellow-feverfags would be on an atomic scale. It might actually blow our planet apart from the sheer force of the combined butthurt.

Post ahegao

>>163325010
isnt mercy like 20 years older than her

File: 1328868489666.png (108KB, 261x272px) Image search: [Google]

108KB, 261x272px

>>163324647
>tfw the full image illustrates that's menstrual blood which is why normal mercy is freaked out.

>>163325317
Five

>>163324761
Like I said, one of the things that annoys me about shippers is that the act like characters they ship can't be friends with anyone outside their OTP. I pointed out the letter thing because, while the idea of Pharah being on a date with an older guy is the bigger of the two, it's still a thing that set people off. To some people, Mercy can't be friends with Genji because they ship her with Pharah.

>>163324647
Are you going to tell me Zarya doesn't have a penis? I have a lot of sfm pictures that disprove you.

>>163325285
They should've made Tracer be married/dating another member of the Overwatch team. That would melt down twice as many fans.

waifus are boring

File: 1480825224859.jpg (207KB, 1023x1064px) Image search: [Google]

207KB, 1023x1064px

Someone call for a doctor?

File: 1482263730208.jpg (51KB, 553x640px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 553x640px

>>163325341
>>>/tumblr/
>>163325415
Wrong

File: 4QYjmsY.png (55KB, 162x149px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 162x149px

>>163325285
I have a lot of pictures of d.va being gay.

I think I'd live.

File: pharah mercy.jpg (234KB, 726x685px) Image search: [Google]

234KB, 726x685px

>>163325317
who cares?

>>163325465
Doctor! I'm thirsty for milkies!

anyone wanna talk about overwatch

File: pharah mercy 13.png (2MB, 1280x1024px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1280x1024px

>>163325523

File: tfwtoobrighttoopenyoureyes.jpg (75KB, 645x716px) Image search: [Google]

75KB, 645x716px

>>163324796
>Mercy revives Widowmaker
>Widowmaker "You must really hate me"


;_;

>>163325586
Will Blizzard ungay Tracer?

File: question_all__widowtracer__by_hella_saiko-da6uwm6.jpg (101KB, 800x1000px) Image search: [Google]

101KB, 800x1000px

>>163325586
Overwatch girls? Yes, lets.

Tracer New Highlight animation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyilU65ynEk

>>163323337
I'm not sure I ever got one. Maybe I have but it's infrequent enough that I don't remember.

>>163325636
Cute.

>>163323948
Its on the wrong hand for an engineering ring, since that's her left pinky and, based on her animations in game, is right handed.

File: ScreenShot_16-12-18_21-44-55-000.jpg (375KB, 953x930px) Image search: [Google]

375KB, 953x930px

>>163324776
I'd touch Zarya if you know what I mean

File: hana smile.png (3MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1920x1080px

Why is her smile so perfect?

>>163325636
tfw cant read this in widows voice

>>163325728
Its supposed to be, yea.
Doesn't mean whatever shit artist they got for the comic knew that or was willing to research it further than "it goes on pinky" and the shoved it onto the hand not covered by the plate.

File: 1413180756061.jpg (52KB, 713x920px) Image search: [Google]

52KB, 713x920px

>Winston's crush is getting gayfucked behind his back
Post yfw you will never be a monkey cuck.

File: 376234786423.png (347KB, 961x772px) Image search: [Google]

347KB, 961x772px

No one minds if I post the future canon, right? How do you think they will handle it? I'm hoping for February but it would be too cliche honestly. I'd like a comic that really dives into Jack and Gabe like we would have gotten. Good chance Chu will bring back First Strike, just under a different name.

File: 1466743149288.jpg (467KB, 1920x1964px) Image search: [Google]

467KB, 1920x1964px

what did she mean by this?

File: 1464919815425.jpg (82KB, 600x755px) Image search: [Google]

82KB, 600x755px

>>163325415
True

File: ScreenShot_16-09-06_01-13-59-000.jpg (68KB, 838x759px) Image search: [Google]

68KB, 838x759px

>>163325776

>>163325465
Yeah I have some tightness in my pants

>>163325871
>Great play luv, c'mere and give us a pash

Junker D.VA with Roadhog and Junkrat adventures when?

File: 1464914851597.jpg (70KB, 600x484px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 600x484px

>>163325834
Have some more canon.

File: winston.png (2MB, 1808x1017px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1808x1017px

Hey..um...Overwatch general? That's what this place is called right? This is Winston calling all overwatch agents. Please respond

>>163323146
Best in the world.

>>163326057
fuck off until you get buffed ya hairy cunt

>>163325592
I find this image cuter in the context that they're just friends hanging out and not lovers.

Is Winston bad due to powercreep, nerfs, or is it just the metagame being unkind to him?

Last I played he was like B tier.

File: winston btfo.png (2MB, 1509x933px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1509x933px

>>163326057
SORRY LOVE I'D LOVE TO COME BUT THIS CARPET IS JUST TOO GOOD MMHGF MMGHFH

File: mercy_by_tsuaiida6nkvu.jpg (130KB, 1024x576px) Image search: [Google]

130KB, 1024x576px

>>163325948
Where does it hurt?

*unzips brick*

File: check.png (3MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1920x1080px

>>163326057
Ana checking in.

File: 15541981.jpg (21KB, 480x270px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 480x270px

I AM FREE

File: BARK.jpg (18KB, 460x306px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 460x306px

>>163326057
OVERWATCH AGENT 29 REPORTING

I'LL COME IF THERE ARE TREATS

File: pharah mercy 3.jpg (454KB, 700x2500px) Image search: [Google]

454KB, 700x2500px

>>163326134
Just friends anon. Just friends.

>>163325220
>As far as I remember she only interacts with other women, save for telling Junkrat to fuck off
And Winston

They recently added quite a few more interactions with both male and female heroes, but I'm not sure if they're in the live game yet.

>>163326182
*unsheaths penis*

right here

>>163326052
Nah, Chu wants Genji to get that pussy

>>163326182
My heart.

>tfw no Tracer gf

>>163326253
Now go, anon

Go live your life

Go enjoy the holidays

>finally reached Master
>don't have to make excuses as to why I can't play with my shitty Plat friends

Jerking off to lesbian porn right now boys

>Tracer is gay
>Holiday skin is some Peter Pan faggy elf costume
Shit... Shoulda seen it coming.

>>163326146
NO ONE IS QUESTIONING HOW THE FUCK THEY GOT TO GIBRALTAR FROM LONDON SO FAST.

1500 MILES IN LESS THAN AN HOUR.

File: 1468473792106.jpg (126KB, 1000x990px) Image search: [Google]

126KB, 1000x990px

>>163326057
reporting

File: 155908101.jpg (128KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

128KB, 1920x1080px

>>163326332
>>163326253

shit nuggets.
i posted the small one

>>163326342
you sound like a real party animal

>>163326395
hey dude it's the future
cyborg ninjas and sentient monkeys man

File: .jpg (20KB, 450x600px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 450x600px

>>163326057
Dimitri+Boris reporting in comrade.

>>163326395
Symmetra portal you fucking sperg.

File: resize.jpg (29KB, 716x260px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 716x260px

>>163326146
Tracer is that you? Heheh, its been a while.
>>163326246
Its an honor to have you back with us Captain
>>163326258
There's only room for one talking animal spike, so uh I suggest you find a new international task force

I'm on the objective, rally to my position agents!

>>163326057
2bh I don't think anyone would mind if they shut the game servers down and just turned this into a romantic anime.

>>163326135
Just jump everywhere looking for squishies and use barrier for escapes and you'll at least have fun.

File: Canadian_Engineer_Iron_Ring.jpg (317KB, 909x630px) Image search: [Google]

317KB, 909x630px

>>163325830
Its also the wrong color (for either wrought iron or stainless steel), and not faceted. For reference, this is the stock wiki image of the Canadian ring.

>>163326426
fuck did you do

>>163326395
It's like a three hour flight, isn't it

File: wherethefuckaremyglassesbitch.jpg (2MB, 3256x3507px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 3256x3507px

>>163326057

File: he.jpg (6KB, 356x56px) Image search: [Google]

6KB, 356x56px

>>163325772

>>163326283
>Shoots her in the face
>Heals her

Is there any evidence for the Pharah is Canadian thing besides the TV and the ring?

>>163326057
>freaks out when he gets punked by Talon
>calls all the Overwatch agents
>still nothing epic going on in the world
>Russia is keeping the omnics at bay
>Winston's fellow monkeys haven't invaded earth from their evil moonbase
>Shimada clan sucks now
>Talon can be stopped by children
Dude, there is fucking nothing to do. Battleborn are defending the last light in the universe from star-eating vampires and we're escorting trucks across a highway. Fuck you Winston.

File: 76.jpg (81KB, 1360x768px) Image search: [Google]

81KB, 1360x768px

>Most played hero
>Current listening

>76
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7_w3SrOkb4

File: 3554da7723d4fc830505e4effd58b753.png (179KB, 450x436px) Image search: [Google]

179KB, 450x436px

>>163326302
Ich kümmere mich um dich

>>163326552
>filename

HAS

>>163326598
No, Battleborn are waiting for a lobby to fill up. Just the one

>>163326583
her tribal skins

>>163326583
How often do you think it snows in Cairo, anon?

>>163326653
>>163326552

NO

File: 4e4.jpg (18KB, 341x412px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 341x412px

zarya squat emote when

File: egyptsnow1.jpg (41KB, 640x476px) Image search: [Google]

41KB, 640x476px

>>163326712
once in a while

File: 1407850922428.png (916KB, 1058x882px) Image search: [Google]

916KB, 1058x882px

>genji
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1iDx9kQMn8

typical?

File: zarya.jpg (104KB, 700x500px) Image search: [Google]

104KB, 700x500px

>>163326629
https://youtu.be/ja3iokXHhRM

Is Zenyatta going to destroy Genji with those snowballs?

>>163326647
Sauce.

Please.

File: lanky kong gets drunk.webm (3MB, 512x288px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 512x288px

>>163326724
STYLE

So how did SJW's and straight normies taking the poster girl as a lesbo.

>>163326598
Battleborn aren't doing anything because they can't find a lobby.

>>163326787
What is wrong with her feet

>>163326836
some sjws are probably mad because they wanted reaper x 76

>>163326793
forgot to quote but whatev>>163326629

>>163326598
The real problem is that Blizzard gave us a superhero organization that defeats a robot revolution and then implodes in a power struggle between its major characters, and then doesn't set the game during either of those events.

>>163326583
the fuck does the ring have to do with it?

>>163326886
So how is November-anon taking it?

>>163326969
He's in denial

File: check 2.png (3MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1920x1080px

>>163326505
Stick to the plan, and if you get in trouble, I'll bail you out.

File: drake-hotline-bling-jacket-moncler-1-00.jpg (45KB, 766x460px) Image search: [Google]

45KB, 766x460px

>>163326787
>when people draw pussy shiny

File: 10-1.png (467KB, 707x1239px) Image search: [Google]

467KB, 707x1239px

Confirmed as ___Torbjorn___'s kids.

>https://twitter.com/PlayOverwatch/status/811306961241329664

>>163327020
>get into trouble
>Ana can't hit me while I'm hopping about
>Ana can't hit the enemy while they're hopping about
>misses her grenade throw
>misses her sleep dart
Thanks, grandma. I certainly feel bailed.

File: 1481662474657.png (643KB, 1000x871px) Image search: [Google]

643KB, 1000x871px

>>163323146
I wish

We need some sort of free-for-all game mode. Mystery heroes so its balanced, maybe have it so the first person to cycle through all heroes wins

The wolf hunts for its prey!

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>163326647
thanx mummy

File: no awoo allowed.jpg (24KB, 250x309px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 250x309px

>>163327116

File: 1472880350772.jpg (157KB, 782x732px) Image search: [Google]

157KB, 782x732px

>>163323146
nope

File: a dad and his gremlins.png (365KB, 530x530px) Image search: [Google]

365KB, 530x530px

>>163326025
Oh shit yes
>D.va's mech gets horribly damaged while fighting the omnic kaiju
>she loses control and falls into the ocean, getting swept away by the current after she ejects
>presumed dead and mourned worldwide
>she ends up on a beach in Australia yes I know South Korea is really far away but it works because Overwatch is a fucking cartoon
>Junkrat and Roadhog find her, probably don't recognize her but they get to like her once she starts talking to them
>they group up once they figure out she can be useful and help her build a new mech out of scrap
>D.va becomes the Junker team mascot

If you look at the lady with McCree at the bar you might notice that she seems hispanic and her design seems too outlandish to be just soke random passerby.

COULD IT BE?
SOMBRA CONFIRMED?!?

File: 1481216250469.webm (609KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

609KB, 1280x720px

>>163327143

File: 1481860408340.jpg (48KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]

48KB, 640x640px

As long as my waifu Zarya is left alone I don't care.

Tracer always reminded me of my ex, complete with high pitch Britcuck accent and athleticism, and surprise surprise she was bi too.

>>163326836
Some of them pointed out that it was kind of a safe choice, but others countered if they had said she was gay from the start that would have defined her as the token "gay one" first before anything else

File: maxresdefault.jpg (217KB, 2560x1300px) Image search: [Google]

217KB, 2560x1300px

Sorry it's such a mess in here. I-I wasn't expecting company.
Uhhh..Agents? I need some help delivering this payload.

File: 1481964936913.png (66KB, 523x346px) Image search: [Google]

66KB, 523x346px

>>163327143
thinking you can stop awoos

File: 1478674299629.png (552KB, 758x600px) Image search: [Google]

552KB, 758x600px

>>163327061
>torb has all those kids
wow now i feel bad for killing him so much

File: 1480847582258.jpg (46KB, 485x402px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 485x402px

>>163327306
GIB PLAY OF THE GAME OR I RIOT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>163327116
Now traveling to Numbani

YA YO YIIIII

yo

>>163327389
Salut.

File: overwatch_mercy_by_splashbrushdahz5el~01.jpg (112KB, 1024x821px) Image search: [Google]

112KB, 1024x821px

>>163327131
Verstandten

>>163327306
Someone get that payload moving.
I'm in the middle of a comp game so i can't take an Ana pic rn sorry Winston-anon.

When will they nerf Sombra?

at least zarya isn't gay

File: 1422935403092.jpg (205KB, 700x546px) Image search: [Google]

205KB, 700x546px

>>163326395
https://youtu.be/HaHrdK6XNW0?t=9m45s

Replace jet with airplane, and RLV with hypersonic jet.

How do I get good with pharah? I'm a 76 babby right now but she is my waifu and I owe it to her

>>163326763
need zarya cossack dance emote

File: winston___overwatch_by_plank_69-d9m78to.png (331KB, 1024x429px) Image search: [Google]

331KB, 1024x429px

>>163327447
That's alright Captain Amari, Together, we can solve any problem.
>>163327427
>>163326803
>>163326549
>>163326397
>>163326485
Agents, We can’t let the payload just sit there.

File: peanut butter.jpg (215KB, 2000x1000px) Image search: [Google]

215KB, 2000x1000px

>>163327306
>>163326057

File: 1482277866087.jpg (60KB, 416x507px) Image search: [Google]

60KB, 416x507px

>>163326395
or how she went without a time piece

>Jesse and Sombra drinking together
The devs must really like all those Reaper and two children memes with them.

File: Zaporozhian_Cossacks_Officer_in_1720.jpg (18KB, 220x274px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 220x274px

>>163327540
What we need is a Ukrainian cossack hero.

File: non.jpg (1MB, 2064x2208px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 2064x2208px

>>163327581
The enemies of Talon will be eliminated.

File: die.jpg (13KB, 480x480px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 480x480px

>>163327581
shut up monke ;))))

>>163327107

I just want skirmish as a queuable game mode.

Just shoot people for a little while to warm up or something.

>>163327645
how do you take them sitting literally as far away as possible them being together?

>>163326836
The only happy people are the LGBT allies, the champagne-liberal middle class white people.

Genuine homosexuals are unhappy because the homosexual is a physically perfect woman, depicting their sexuality in the shiniest, cleanest way possible without genuinely being progressive.
Fat-positive landwhales are unhappy because the lesbian is the physically perfect poster girl and again it's only showing the physically fit character a sexual one, rather than showing that fat people can be sexual too.
Transsexuals are unhappy because this is just a gay character and it isn't a character that's gone the full way and represented their specific minority in a positive light. So to them, Tracer isn't enough and is just barely a start.
Feminists aren't happy because this is the sexualizing of yet another woman in a game where all but one, arguably two female characters are fit sex goddesses. Now Tracer has been sexualized even further than before.

I could keep going.

File: 1482247027997.png (455KB, 1023x1001px) Image search: [Google]

455KB, 1023x1001px

>>163327581
pls notice me monkey-kun
i-i can push the payload too

>>163327678
I need more Reapfield in my life.

>Play S76 in comp
>Enjoy McCree more, play him in QP
>Get good as McCree
>suddenly can't track/aim as S76

vice versa too, help

>team picks 3 DVAs in no limits
haha so quirky and low tier xD

>>163327724
Which female characters aren't sex goddes-

>Sombra

Oh ya.

>>163327629
Overwatch's facebook page said she just has to be near her chronal accelerator.

File: 1473214155207.jpg (79KB, 680x683px) Image search: [Google]

79KB, 680x683px

>>163327781
stop playing mcmeme

>>163327658
>futuristic musket primary weapon
>melee with a sabre

>>163327478

>Nerf Sombra

You mean DELET right? That dyke is fucking useless. She's the female version of Hanzo

Reminder that you're all fucking retarded sheep.

I've been saying for months that the OP "easy to play" tanks are the problem with Overwatch and you retards adamantly denied this.

Now that you've either come to your senses or gobbled up the cock of some eceleb (more likely this), you now acknowledge the "tank meta" and it has made the game a complete joke.

>>163327798
EL OH EL

File: 57963353_p2_master1200.jpg (468KB, 1000x800px) Image search: [Google]

468KB, 1000x800px

>>163327724
Don't worry man, we're going to get our rough and tumble homosexual romance showing the strains of combat and military hierarchy soon enough.

>>163327724

I'm a genuine homosexual and am A-ok with the way Tracer is depicted. Not every homo needs to be a tortured soul who hates themselves. It's actually refreshing to have a happy, normal, aside from the time warping. woman who just happens to be ino chicks.

>>163327724
Bottom line is, "progressives" will never be happy because they hate themselves

File: sr.png (3MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1920x1080px

One win, and its be platinum

File: Hog.jpg (76KB, 632x789px) Image search: [Google]

76KB, 632x789px

>>163327581
READY TO GO WHOLE HOG

File: 1478138840879.jpg (459KB, 1223x1920px) Image search: [Google]

459KB, 1223x1920px

>>163327821
excuse me?

>>163327834
she doesn't have it with her at gibralter

>>163327724

You could keep going forever because you're basically writing fanfiction.

Everywhere I see is a whole lot of LGBT people really happy that the poster character for the game is LGBT, and them telling the trying way to hard allies to knock it off with telling them what they should like or what a 'proper' LGBT characters should look like

File: Winston-e1456688818473-360x240.jpg (12KB, 360x240px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 360x240px

>>163327678
I'm not a monkey, I'm a scientist.
>>163327726
Genji is that you? this will be just like old times.
>>163327675
Ready to get your butts handed back to you like back in the museum Amelie?

>>163327724
>I could keep going.
Please don't. Your generalization of large swaths of people is not very compelling.

File: holy fuck.jpg (606KB, 3381x3333px) Image search: [Google]

606KB, 3381x3333px

why the fuck do people give a shit if some virtual character munches carpets or likes it up the ass
why is representation necessary in a game where you fucking kill people
why

>>163325906
Why does the junker skin make her look like such a dork

>>163327915
How do you feel about the fact that Blizzard considers gay men too controversial to put into the video game while gay women are just fine?

File: ss (2016-12-20 at 10.38.06).jpg (16KB, 240x232px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 240x232px

please somebody save me from solo queue hell. i just want to get gold...being a lucio main is true sufferring

>>163327835
b-but I enjoy him more than S76..
i guess my CSGO aim can only transfer to one hero

File: 1448698242607.jpg (12KB, 183x199px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 183x199px

>>163322654
>Overwatch has new comic
>get happy
>then reminded that TF2 Comic #6 still isn't out

>>163328050
It's not "necessary", but it's also not something to be opposed to

>>163328059
im glad there are no gay men in overwatch
yet

>>163327980
You are not part of Overwatch though, bug off.

>>163328087
>1994
AYYY
that's my rank right now!

File: 1433999969189.jpg (509KB, 978x1048px) Image search: [Google]

509KB, 978x1048px

>Throw random hanzo ult at spawn get a triple kill
>I didn't even aim that shit at the point

I really wish I could have seen that shit from the enemies perspective.

>>163328129
The internet will erupt into flames

File: legendary.png (3MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1920x1080px

Damn you Blizzard

File: ss (2016-11-11 at 10.18.57).jpg (5KB, 119x119px) Image search: [Google]

5KB, 119x119px

>>163328151
please kill me immediately

File: DIE DIE DIE.gif (150KB, 720x496px) Image search: [Google]

150KB, 720x496px

AND IT WILL COME
LIKE A FLOOD OF PAIN
POURING DOWN ON ME
AND IT WILL NOT LET UP
UNTIL THE END IS HERE

AND IT WILL COME
THROUGH THE DARKEST DAY
IN MY FINAL HOUR
AND IT WILL NEVER REST
UNTIL THE CLOUDS ARE CLEAR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuSSXOQ-1bI

>Cheers love, I deeply enjoy the taste of cunt!

New voice line or am I hearing things?

>>163328094
TF2? is that that old hat focused bronie infested game?

>>163328059

And they said this where.

There is obviously going to be a gay male in the game and if there isn't, I literally don't care.

The only people who care about this are tryhard /v/irgins who feel they're locked in a brutal culture war and tumblrinas.

>>163328172

at least its not a duplicate

File: chrome_2016-12-21_01-43-29.png (638KB, 873x532px) Image search: [Google]

638KB, 873x532px

>>163328094
Coming soon™.

>>163327984
just like in the loft it's plugged in nearby when they're at the table

Edgy hanzo skin for new years?

>>163328253
>tfw the clues were there all along, but we just didn't take notice
Really gets the engine running.

File: 1482285705881.jpg (106KB, 983x812px) Image search: [Google]

106KB, 983x812px

>>163328253
your just hearing things m8

>>163328293
i'm fine with them saying some of the male cast is gay as long as they don't force me to listen to gay voice lines

File: 1470231005127.jpg (80KB, 539x1084px) Image search: [Google]

80KB, 539x1084px

>>163328148
I'm not part of Overwatch either, do I have to go too?

>>163328372
is new years when samurai commit bukkake or something

save credits for future event skins? or spend it on some wanted normal legendary skins?

File: eJwNyMENwyAMAMBd-Bdj3OAke3QABIggEUDgvqru3t7zPuo9qzrVJTLWCRDLCn1GvaRPn5POveea_ChLh36DF_HhulOTBbgz49Mxb0SE5mAH1qEx_znYbrSjIwuvJkVqig_Uo2X1_QFu8yN7.OjfI9hh8MN4PsVko_hTEIRM2SMg.png (212KB, 495x227px) Image search: [Google]

212KB, 495x227px

>>163328094
its never happening.

>>163328460

Save.

Normal legendaries mean nothing now that there are event skins.

>>163328431
your mom was so your an honorary member

>2 overwatch events in close proximity
>months of nothingness until the summer event

Please invent a bullshit reason for an event sometime in march

>>163328050
You really are blind huh?
It has nothing to do with representation, it's all shipping. Someone draws something, or writes an idea that many think is exciting or emotionally jarring and they want to see it become canon so badly they lose their minds when it falls through. It happens with on going stories with barely any meat to them. People fill in the gaps and become obsessed with the ideas other people come up with.

It's why on going stories are garbage. Someone somewhere will write something miles better than Blizzard and people already have. Entire novel sized pages of fiction that sound so much better than the shit that's force fed to us as canon.

Mind you, most fan fiction is garbage but for the few pieces that are actually good it sets you up to be hopeful Blizz will do an even better job. But they won't. They will keep stringing us along with barely any lore and expect their fan base to fill the gaps which they will fill in with whatever they want as they go along despite protests and good suggestions. And this doesn't just apply to shipping obviously, I mean in general.

>Got at least 25 lootboxes so far from the event
>Only unlocked winter sprays & voice lines so far
>5 duplicate legendarys
>mfw I just might give in to the jews

>no limits brawl
>some weeb with 100 hours in genji is playing him
why?

>>163328253
>Every get that feelin of deja vu I'm gay by the way

File: 1480974255523.jpg (35KB, 583x439px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 583x439px

>nerf winston because he's too strong when you herostack
>remove ability to herostack even in quick play
>leave winston neutered

When is Winston getting the Symmetra treatment?

>>163328528

Praying for a small Valentines Day event.

Oasis comes in January hopefully, so that's something.

File: 45354fyhrt.jpg (2MB, 2480x3366px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2480x3366px

I love Hana.

>>163328050
why would you oppose something that doesnt take anything away from you and supports people that have been underrepresented and vilified?

File: top zen.png (62KB, 220x250px) Image search: [Google]

62KB, 220x250px

>>163328534
>It's the game dev's fault that people write fanfiction
You know, they should just cancel Overwatch. I mean, they're never going to top the fanfic, so why bother making their own decisions

>>163327978

Last week, I was 2 points above where you are now. Then I went on a losing streak. And I might be lucky if I get back to that number again this season.

Don't lose focus, bro.

File: 1465704741637.jpg (185KB, 850x833px) Image search: [Google]

185KB, 850x833px

>>163328570
>Have 7500 credits
>Want to purchase skins but never know if I might unbox them normally

File: purerage-1.jpg (152KB, 402x420px) Image search: [Google]

152KB, 402x420px

>>163328570
forgot pic

>Better try eating that bush again!

Wow, the update changed things up.

>The world could always use more cunnilingus.

Why did they change all of her voice lines?

>>163328665
>It's the game dev's fault that people write fanfiction
How the fuck did you get that from what I wrote?

File: Screen Shot 2016-12-20 at 10.52.43 PM.png (1MB, 1126x614px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1126x614px

>>163327984
Look to the upper left of Athena in the last panel

wait until the last day of the event to buy the skins

or have they said anything about being able to purchase them after the event ends?