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Day 211
Warhammer is still shit.
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bedtime stories coming up
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>>163290656
he was facepalming so hard at the idiots in charge of the french

sleep tight Nappy
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Alright fellow generals, what should I do? Turn 40.

1. Crusade into sylvania.
I actually haven't unlocked volkmar yet, so this doesn't seem appropriate to go in without him, plus I'll have to de corrupt those lands.

2. Unite Averland
Fought a war with them in the past but ended up making peace. I want those lands.

3. Crusade against the wood elves
The wood elves are starting to blob into bretonnia and I don't like it. I normally try to vassalize louen since he can confederate the other bretons, but he is just sitting there atm. Should I vassalize the wood elves instead? They are actually competent, aggressive, and field a ton of armies. I have the least experience fighting them though.
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>>163291224

Either deal with the vamps or neet elves.

From my experience, neet elves become a much larger threat than vamps in the endgame thougj.
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When's update 6
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>Welfs wear pantsu

So do they make their own undies or do they trade with the humies for them?
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>>163291224
Remove vamps. Fill their lands with Warrior priests and purge it. Have Volkmar lead the crusade.

Wine buildings in Stirland and Sylvania gives a lot of income in trade agreements.
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AND I THINK TO MYSELF
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>>163291224
>>163291424

Didn't read

> haven't unlocked volkmar yet
for some reason

Go for elves for now.
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>>163291419
The forest provides
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Can someone tell me what deploying a warrior priest does?
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>>163291626

Population growth I believe.
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>>163291224
Voting elves. Let them ramp up and you will regret it lategame, Brettonia will love you forever for saving them.
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>>163291604

There's a pantsu tree?
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>>163291668
Reduce corruption as well? Or gotta spec that?
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Playing chaos for the first time

Why is this guy the only one I'm not at war with, what's his story?
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>>163291224
X for Elf Annihilation Campaign.

Wading into Wood Elves territory will give your armies tons of attrition, so move fast and hit hard. Honestly I hate fighting the Wood Elves as Empire so I'd run in there, sack all the buildings for huge profits, then raze that fat fucking Oak to the ground.
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>>163291747

I dont know to be honest, think they have some hidden corruption reducal, at least every warrior priest ever in my vamp territory seems to have it. But yeah, they can spec for it as well.
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>>163291604
fuck off hylek scum
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>>163291720

>Plantsu
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>>163291858
bit pointless when he dies like turn one
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>>163290591
Sorry faggot, best god coming through
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G O B L I N S
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Oda (ashigaru), chosokabe (archers) or Uesugi (monks)
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>>163291858
You don't start at war with a lot of other factions though. You just haven't discovered them yet.

Those guys are just greenskins.
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>>163291881
Wait, do their outposts cause attrition too? Or just athel loren.
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>>163292175
>Khorne
>best god

Wow anon, I never realized you had such shitty plebeian taste
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>>163292219
Tokugawa
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>>163292259
Ah okay, got any protips?
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>>163292219
None, Otomo or bust

play Uesugi
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>What is your favorite meme?
>What meme do you hate the most?
>what other meme would you like to mention

ill begin.
i really like the "gonna stab" because i love how gobboes say it
i hate the maze doloras meme, because it does not make any sense
i'd like to mention the good old "mfw tomb kangz not yet announced" because its classic tww meme.
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>>163292330
You can try to rush Kislev for some nice money. Or you could do the long boring Norscan campaign. Awake any possible factions and declare war on them right away to vassalize them(this prevents them from declaring war on your future allies or vassals)
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>>163292175
Excuse me, but you posted the wrong Chaos god. Nurglefags need not apply either.

>>163292297
Just Athel Loren
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>>163292330

Dont awaken more than 1 tribe
If you awaken a tribe, attack them and subjegate them
Dont leave the nord for a good while till you got a semi competent army at least.
Try to get the chaos warrior building ASAP
Rush the + growth skill in the blue tree first, along with lightning strike.
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>>163292469
I like party hard, pontus and goblins.
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>>163292219
Chosokabe is fun, anon, but it's probably too easy. And Oda gets so many important ashigaru buffs that they're kind of simple too. Go for Uesugi and kill every Christian you see.
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>>163292471
>>163292496
thanks lassies
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>>163292175
>literally just a Metallica concert

Khorne is complete shit
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>>163291419
The trade with humans. That is, they trade their used tree-grown panties for amber
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>>163292615

It's worth to help your norscan subject out. Your regeneration outside of allied territory is terrible, as in. It'd be faster to make an army from scratch terrible.
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>>163292614

Which is easier

Chosokabe or Shimazu?
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Merry christmas you memetic fucks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iImHWniFSqc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGn5Rmujrt8
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>>163292779
Merging and recruiting new units will be no problem when he is swimming in dosh later on.
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>>163292614
While the Ashigaru buffs make Oda great in combat. their campaign position is a nightmare.
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I am the Supreme Patriarch.
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I want to recruit tercios with accuracy bonus as Otomo, should I raze the port in my starting province and rebuild it in one with a accuracy buffs? will I be able to build it straight away or will I need an event or something?
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>>163292496
dont you need to awake 3 tribes to get sexy Scandinavian?
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someones missing..
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>>163292894
Chosokabe is the easiest campaign because they improve the already incredibly dominant archers. You can easily win a siege defense with minimal effort by just lining every wall with yumis to begin with, and the Chosokabe make it just that much easier.
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>>163291419
Reminder war hawks have ducks
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>>163290948
Who's the guy at :08?
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>>163292469
>the base Dolores because I'm one of its posters so know it's not just one SHIT poster
>cavalry because they always post the bad version
>lord screech because he's my inner autist
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>tfw recruit rank 8
feels good man
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>>163293072
>6 armies on turn 33
How
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>Gobbo archers
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>>163293381
Azhag is cute.
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>>163293072
>volkmar is not arch lector
>todbringer is not reiksmarshal
Shit m8
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I got a question for the day crowd. I recently bought a new laptop and I need to know can I play Attila on quality settings? https://m.newegg.com/Product/index?itemnumber=N82E16834315422
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>>163293491
this
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>>163293323
>rank eight state troops with full army skills on their lord
>still inferior to turn one dwarf warriors and quarrellers

o i am laffin.
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>>163293345
probably just recruiting lords and then disbanding the army to fill some of the more campaign based positions
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I've started playing FotS with Aizu on VH and I have some questions:
How do I manage economy? Everything's pretty expensive and I'm forced to have small armies in order not to cripple my clan's revenue, but having small armies slows me too much and results in me being overwhelmed by the AI.
Diplomacy is pretty fucked, I constantly have allies changing allegiance and turning into enemies, how do I play around that?
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>>163293549
After playing with Dawi ranged weapons I can never go back to Empire ranged. Quarrelers and Thunderers are just so fucking good, holy shit. I miss good cavalry tho
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>>163293491
>Not "The Emperor's Eye" Boris Todbringer
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>>163292469
>Seleucid bully not so tough after getting raped
>that "best elf" faggotry
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Dwarves.
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>>163293801
Empire position is just so much more fun desu, and handgunners are gr8.
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>>163293801
You don't play empire for their ranged weapons. You play them for their brass balls.

I can't wait for the expansion that brings the chaos daemon armies so I'll have guys with just a chest plate and spear fight literal demons from hell.
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Can you trade with all the nations or is it limited by the amount of stuff you produce?
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Playing coop campagin Clan Angrund-Wood Elves on hard. But it's very hard +50% upkeep and my mountain empire is really spread. Turn 130 Chaos invasion destroyed half of the Empire in last time 4 stacks of Tilea came to rescue. Dwarf Kingoms of Throgrim destroyed half in ruin by VC rest taken over by Orcs who are Power nr 1 . Can't even get near Karak Eight Peaks because can't afford more than 2,5 army and being under attack of chaos na VC. The End Times has come.
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>>163293491
>Todbringer as Reiksmarshal
>Not Kurt Helborg

Volkmar is the Grand Teoghonist
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>>163293913
>by human standards, dwarf maidens are thoroughly spoiled
Hoo boy, as if modern """women""" weren't bad enough...
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>>163293549
This is what a full army skilled lord looks like. These guys can stand up to anything for just 300 shekels a unit. Melee attack and defence are much more important than armor from what I've found.
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>>163292219
Uesugi are the most stylish
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>>163293913
>killed or captured is an unthinkable disgrace
this will have to go down in the book
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I love the look of roman shields in formation coming to roll everything. Plus if you manage to hammer&anvil with legionaries you get pila volleys+charge all in one neat package
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damn this nigga strong
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Has CA said or even hinted anything about increasing the size of the current campaign map, especially the land West of the Empire?

Bretonnia is fucking tiny in the current game, when actual Old World Maps have it being almost as large as The Empire. Without a bigger landmass the Bretonnia campaigns are going to be boring as hell.
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>>163293503
>tfw no qt roman-egyptian soldier gf

Why live?
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>>163294784
Not to my knowledge but lets hope so
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Reminder
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damn, I want to play as Tsu, but because you start as imperial you can't get the french, such a shame, I don't want the brits or the americans, because the french infantry have the best ranged stats and their ironclad can fucking ram other ships
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>>163294784
If Brets ever get their own mini-campaign then they might get a larger map.

The GC map will already be the largest map CA has ever made if they really are able to follow up on their promise of combining the maps of all three games/expansions.

GC maps have never been intended in any Total War game to encompass everything, only the most important cities get included. I'm not against Brets getting bigger as they expand the map if CA thinks it's a good idea, but making the map bigger for the sake of making it bigger will likely never happen.
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So then we're agreed that short-hair elfs are best elfs?
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>>163294962
>ywn be this good at micromanaging an army in TWW
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>>163295031
>If Brets ever get their own mini-campaign
Why would a free faction get a minicampaign bundled? it's not like they can double their price or anything
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>>163293913
>dwarfs can expect to die as bachelors
>dwarfs are a race of wojacks

So chaos dwarfs are pepes since they rejected the traditions of dwarfkind in favor of magic
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>>163291224
Try to confederate Stirland. If Averland is on bad terms with you and deteriorating then wait it out, build your economy and fight then when they come for you. Ignore vamps for now but keep an army near the border if you can, they are unpredictable. Wood elves need to be fucked hard at some point but a foreign crusade into the forest will be costly and could leave you weak at home for almost nothing as they aren't really your problem yet. Either way keep a good stack at home to deter the curious. The wealth that at least wissenland would bring in is worth taking on Averland for. The wood elves will become your problem after them anyway and if you can get them committed to fighting the bretons first then it will be easier. Don't be America and start an unnecessary foreign war.
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>>163295106
Absolutely not.
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>>163295031
>The GC map will already be the largest map CA has ever made if they really are able to follow up on their promise of combining the maps of all three games/expansions.

You do realize they're just going to pull the same shit they did in Empire where the three maps are only connected by specific nodes on the edges yeah?
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>>163295031

It's going to be necessary, otherwise the Bretonnia campaign will only ever play out in 1-2 ways. With Wood Elves, Beastmen, and Belegar's clan the Bretonnia area is quickly becoming overcrowded.

There needs to be more area for the Horde factions to use, and one or two Orc clans need to be added in, half of Bretonnian lore is about riding down thousands of Greenskins on horseback.
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>>163294636
>no shield

There is no reason for this.
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>>163293323
You can recruit some really ranked up sword units in Wissenland pretty early in the game too. They got that swordsmith building.
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>>163293043
>>163292496
Awaken four tribes

Let them annihilate each other, only the strong deserve to survive
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>>163295106
Yes
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>>163295123
Believe in yourself, Anon. You, too, can git gud.
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>>163295259
Also watch the mountains. Those stunted fucks will come looking for gold at some point.
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>>163295374
The cost in upkeep isnt worth it.
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>>163294962
Battle details? EG are great, but not almost 500 kills great. Not calling BS just curious how you managed that particular count.

>>163295156
CA and GW can be really tsundere to their consumers. 99% of the time they just want to use us like a cheap whore and then randomly spoil us with free shit that's actually really fun/good. Not saying it's gonna happen, but it isn't outright out of the question of happening one day.

>>163295291
Please don't crush my childish dreams. I'm one of the people that hated Empire/Napoleon.

>>163295295
CA doesn't necessarily care about that. Brets will survive when the player plays as them and they can die every other time. Maybe they'll try to patch it, but CA rarely puts that much effort into making the GC historical/lore accurate. Shit, there have been times through Rome 2's lifespan when Roma would never form the empire cause another Italian power ate them.

Like I said, I'm not against it. Just don't get your hopes up unless it really is that broken that CA must fix it such as it was with the above example in Rome 2.
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>>163295291
And? There isn't any reason not to do that when High Elves have no real business in the Old World anyway

>posts Tomb Kings

Nehekhara won't be connected by a node, neither will the Dark Lands or the Mountains of Mourn
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>>163295696
>Battle details? EG are great, but not almost 500 kills great. Not calling BS just curious how you managed that particular count.
Just run down melee units, elfs are fast
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>>163295295
There's an Orc clan in the mountains and there's also Skarsnik's guys

There, there are your Greenskins

>>163295696
You have shit taste so your dreams are worthless and deserve to be crushed
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>>163295014
As if the stat differences between the 3 marines matter at all, especially since you can't get more than 3 of them anyways.
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>>163296142
I'd make a face like that too if I were the weakest lord in the game.
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>>163296142

Gelt looks upset

Why is he so upset?
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>>163296142
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>>163296273
>lore of metal
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>>163296142

Why does he wear the mask?
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>>163295696
>Shit, there have been times through Rome 2's lifespan when Roma would never form the empire cause another Italian power ate them.

Alternative history is one of the reasons I play these games though. It's fun taking some tribe history tends to forget about and lead them to be a world conquering economic and military powerhouse. Without much player intervention however, takes its usual historical course.
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>>163296323
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>>163296273

thingken of gold
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>>163295797
But 500? The AI must have had an awful routing path because wouldn't the EG get winded eventually and start to slow? That EG has more kills than everyone, but one Wild Rider. I guess it was just really good positioning/luck, but hot damn.

>>163295937
I'm sorry I don't like playing the same boring line battle after the same boring line battle.

Early era empire can be fun since artillery is still somewhat shitty and cav is still not quite that shitty. But once artillery gets too good it just feels like I'm playing the same battle over and over.

>>163296436
That's fair, but I still think the GC should at least try to follow the historical route without player intervention. It should be the player that causes the alternative history not the AI being that bad.

What we really need is an ahistorical option like Paradox Interactive has in some of their games.
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>>163296079
but l'ocean can RAM
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>>163296516
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>>163296613
Lol naval battles. Even in FotS they're shit. Fleets are for carrying around armies because cannons are so annoyingly slow.
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>>163296436

In one game Spain, North Africa and Gaul were overrun by the Empire of Arse

They were the Roman's greatest enemy and I never stopped laughing from Athens
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You're welcome, lads.
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>>163296613
I too am a huge fan of L'Ocean. It's such a fun gun platform. Who needs an enormous broadside when you can just drop high explosives on savages from a mile away?
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>>163297151
Why did they come up with this convoluted way of getting this lord?
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Tell me is it possible to unfuck the Chaos/Beastmen campaign via mods? So far these are my ideas:
>Higher favor either by having each building give +50 or just increase the settlement to give an additional +1000 per tier
>Consolidate buildings so you can get units quicker and have more variety.
>Buff Sigvald and Archaeon by a bit.
>Have Chaos give actual corruption when they raze a settlement and tone back the Beastmen Corruption ability.
>No more infighting for Chaos.

What else does it need?
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>>163297879

GW desperately wants to remind people that they have stores and that you can buy things from them
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>>163297879
It was meant to appeal to tabletop fans
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>>163297879
It will be available to everybody soon. It's just an old school video game event I guess.
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>>163297151
Are there still codes floating around for this guy? I haven't followed this thread in a good while, no idea how rare it actually was for people to get him.
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>tfw want to play a new campaign
>either get completely fucked
>or completely stomp everything in my path
>never find a nice middle ground
>get bored as fuck as soon as Chaos turns up and quit

Now its 10x worse with the meme elves stomping everything in the South
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>>163298098
In the shop today he had a stack of about 50+
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Why does a welf unicorn have such a shitty low res model? Jesus, my eyes are bleeding.
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>>163297949
>Consolidate buildings so you can get units quicker and have more variety.
this is the only worthwhile change you proposed, the rest is pointless buffs, just play on easy if you cant manage horde gameplay
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>>163298525
What is it with the bitching about Chaos anyways? When the game came out people did Chaos playthroughs just fine, I doubt they've been severly nerfed since then.
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>>163298126
yup the campaign is shit
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>>163298782

Magic
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So are there any complaints or drawbacks to Cataph's magic mod?

Or is it all good and a for sure gameplay enhancer?
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>>163295291
You do realize that in empire you could walk an army from lisbon straight to calcutta right.

the india and europe maps were actually directly connected and it was only the north america map that had to be accessed separately
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>>163298782
they've been buffed actually, the only problem with Chaos is that some of their units are severely underpowered compared to other chaos units, and since each one has their own building you never get them, lower upkeep doesn't matter when population is the biggest bottleneck, I'd rather rush the chosen building, then waste pop and slots on trolls for example

every other feature is fine, and people complaining about them are just casuals who want to turtle with every single faction for about 200 turns and then steamroll the map with 2 elite stacks
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>>163298782
>When the game came out people did Chaos playthroughs just fine
What general where you in double nigger?
People have been complaining about WoCs assbackwards campaign since launch, we just moved on when Beastmen came a less shitty version and mods started rolling out
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>>163298947
Good enhancer if you don't want to use something like Steel Faith Overhaul.
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>>163297949
>Don't focus on having buildings give income, instead have the purchaseable research grant small upkeep reduction (-3% upkeep) across the board
>Buff Sigvald
>Razed settlements incur slight corruption on their province
>Infighting stays, but at higher research tiers there's tech to reduce it from "attrition" to "units will not replenish"
>More ways to increase payout from sacking settlements
>Awakened tribes are your vassals and won't go to war with each other
Chaos Warriors is the casual trap of this game, shitters need not apply
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>>163298126
The problem is that no matter where you start it always is the same shit. The campaign just railroads you towards Chaos showing up and annoying every faction.
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>>163298947
Can't think of any. It even makes Dorfs a bit more fun.
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>Bretonnia is still not released
>CA decided to let people win a potted plant instead of posting more Bretonnia stuff today
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>>163298961
>You do realize that in empire you could walk an army from lisbon straight to calcutta right.

If you wanted the game to hard crash to desktop sure.

Doesn't change the fact that it was three entirely separate maps with only specific ways of interacting
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>>163298947
>that image

I always start gelt as empire and himmler as vc. UNIRONICALLY
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>>163298782
I'm sure part of the reason is people who cannot into hordes/don't like them getting around to playing them.

>>163299025
>we
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>>163299182
>elves ruin everything for everyone even after they come out
reeeeee
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>>163299204
>If you wanted the game to hard crash to desktop sure.
In some early releases maybe, but now it works fine
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>>163292469
>any variation of the brief history of germany copypastas
>that one dwarf copypasta that's just cuck being spammed everywhere
>antiochus
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Look at the tits on that statue. Clearly, the Lady of the Lake is a great human goddess.
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>>163299350
Sure thing buddy.
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>>163299350
Sorry, but that's a filthy elven whore for any knight who prays to her.
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>>163299336

>it works fine seven years later

CA please stop posting on 4chan you're just embarrassing yourself now
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>>163299482
The elf seems to be using human magic to make her tits bigger. The Lady of the Lake, a pure human, will deal with that dirty elf soon enough.

>>163299484
Sorry, but you're a filthy peasant, and I need you to work the feast days now.
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>>163299350
Lady of the Lake's delicious tits!
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>>163299484
Yoou'd best shut up if you want to keep that tenth-share, peasant.
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>Play horde
>Raze shit like a champ
>Move to next province to raze shit
>Then next one
>After razing that shit, i see now that others have rebuild the ruins
Can't even imagine how annoying Chaos must be.I can barely afford 3 stacks of ok units, and need them together to win sieges while cuckmans just keep rebuilding

That said, holy shit, beastmen with LL going -4 siege, a brayfag with -4 siege as well as tech giving - 2 siege makes me actually able to take settlements within 2 turns (thus redusing their units to 1/4), 4 if i want to starve the dumbasses out

Still don't help as humans are fucking rabbits when it comes to settlement.

This gives me an idea. No resettlement in chaos 75+ regions.
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>>163292313
>talking about taste when you're discussing the plebbiest TT game
top jej
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I like barricades
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>>163300008
The upside is that you can go back and kick the shit out of a recently-settled army.

I think I get more consistent money from battle loot than sacking settlements.
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>>163299204
no the maps were directly connected. Sure you had to slog through the ottoman empire and then iran and pakistan and india. but it was possible. No mods. They weren't as separate as you think
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>>163300048
There should be an age restriction on armour in Naggaroth

Who even cares about Malelad's shitty old bitch mother?
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>>163299096
how about you try this mod

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=766854969&searchtext=chaos
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>>163300396
Yeah, especially since sack loot in "old" sites gives you nothing.

That said, i feel that resettlement should have some more penalities or requirements. In my dwarf game, i just had an army of 4 miners resettle everything and i felt i was cheesing it.
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>>163299350
If you get a boner when thinking about the lady. is that heresy or a blessing?
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>go stomp around Brittania
>lose half of my stompers to some shitty nu-Roman army in an unwalled settlement
Fucking hell, lads, feels like I'm doing something wrong. You aren't supposed to see such casualties from sieges, are you?
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>>163300008
Chaos isn't even that annoying.

Once you get 3 stacks rolling you're razing shit so fast that they don't have time to rebuild shit, and its easier to do damage control to wipe out factions.

As far as upkeep goes. don't worry about it. As long as you're sacking enough to pay for your armies you're golden.
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>>163300329
But we aren't discussing 40k or infinity
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>>163300783
It means the Lady is going to pay you a visit later that night. Almost all questing knights go on a quest because they want to fuck that human pussy and those human tiddies one more time.
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>>163301027
>t: peasant rabble leader
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>>163300784
well the barbar spear levies are absolute trash, so high losses are to be expected
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>>163300784

Choke-points and missile units you nerd
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>>163301203
What about cav though? Feels like they melt as soon as they come into contact with anything.
And yeah, still using levy as my line just because they're cheap and live just about long enough.

>>163301269
Crossbows seem to do pretty well, might get more of them, upkeep be damned. Archers and hurlers were just depressing though.
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>If no chaos unit is there, the region settle down to 0 chaos after some time, even without influences of others
That's shit. I want to see the map covered in 100% chaos. Why can't i have this?

Why can't my collective 19+ chaos spreading fags actually make a region 100%? at 85 it slows down way too much, and at 90, i would need to have all my chaos spreaders there (with no other races) for 1000 turns to get it at 100%..
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>>163300784
Siege assaults were often very costly.
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>>163301550

Crossbows are glorious against mobbed enemies

Just punch a hole in the wall, send your most durable unit(s) to plug the breach and use your missile units to shoot the nearest enemy in the face

They will surge toward you like lemmings, exhausting themselves while you pump volley after volley right into the middle of them

Your holding units will get mauled but you'll absolutely slaughter them as they try to get at you
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>>163299825
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>>163293126

Is this picture supposed to tell me something? Because I can't see shit in there...
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>>163301550
>Archers and hurlers were just depressing though.

Protip: use flaming arrows for non-cav archers

They light enemies up like napalm, kill more than normal arrows and do massive morale damage

Only negative is a slightly slower rate of fire
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>>163302673
Elf cocks.
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DELET WOOD ELF
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Is Ancient Empires out yet?

How long until Medieval Kingdoms?

I just want to play a new historical TW, Warhammer is getting old already and there's no Chaos Dwarves yet.
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>>163302836

Really made me feel alright before going to sleep.
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>>163302921
never
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>>163302836
Good job
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>>163302836
Thank you, based Emperor.
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What the fuck? Welfs confederated with 3 other welfs in 3 turns. Do Wood elves AI not get the cooldown penality like everyone else?

In my first game, they united within 30 turns, mere turns between, and in this, all 3 in 3 turns at 100 turns
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>>163303696
Well, yes, the Welves are the master race for a reason pleb.
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>>163303696

It will never cease to amaze me when someone finally realizes the AI outright cheats
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>>163302836
Why would the Empire care about some backwater treefuckers.
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>>163304383
It's amazing how awful their designers are to not be able to come up with even the most simple solutions to a major problem.
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Is Attila still Total War: Farming Simulator? Also does Saxon early game still suck?
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>>163290365

>Play as Danes
>Conquer half of europe from Scandinavia all the way to Genua and parts of gaul
>Attila the hun pays my great empire a visit
>We start fighting, I barely win my fights, usually with huge casualities
>Mostly because of his shitty cavalry archers
>Find out that the Danes have literally no useful counter against them
>He gets tons of armies only with the best troops the huns have to offer
>He attacks me with 4 armies, barely scrap by and defeat his armies
>Thought that's it
>Send a spy to look out for Attila and find out there are another 5 armies at my borders
>Most of them, again, with the best troops the huns can have

How do you guys deal with Attila? He is seriously starting to piss me off, no matter how many hordes I destroy he just gets new ones in the next turn!
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pontius_Pilate
>Pontius
>Pontus
Surely you're playing a pontus campaing for celebration of christmas right?
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>>163304407
Here's the thing:
the wood elves fuck up other people a lot, thereby ruining the campaign map, thereby making it less fun for me
so if you kill them off, they stop fucking the world up with their shit
but now the thing is i only have <20 turns to have my fun with the other empire factions before chaos and vampires fuck shit up again
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>>163304447
>be emperor
>talk about plumbing and crops all fucking day
>teach these heathens how to bathe or there will be an uprising

The game is so fucking shit I don't know why people in this thread shill for it.
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>>163304383
One thing is cheating public order, unit stats and income. Another is when it blatantly spit in your face and do something the game considers "illegal" for all factions, whenever player or AI, The empire AI will never unite more provinces unless 6 turns have passed at least. Welfs do not care about this,
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Can someone explain to me how the FUCK Thorgrim is able to kill urks from his throne? Lazyass dwarf calls himself a """warrior""" yet he just waves his axe in the air during battle
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>chaos invades
>6 stacks of literally 80% missile cavalry and chariots
did anyone at CA playtest this game
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Evens I go BP and remove Kislev
Odds I finally go Skarsnik
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>>163304692
GRUUUDGE!
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>>163304438
Well, some of the earlier games had the issue where factions wouldn't grow strong enough to be a threat to you in the late game.
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Is there a worse area on the map than the northern Empire border? This shit is so awful to defend, very wide, open to naval assaults everywhere and endless screaming shitflingers keep pouring down on you.
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>>163304692
>he waves his axe so hard, it sends out shockwaves that rip urks apart
The High King does not fuck around, I tell you what.
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>>163304913
Thats because its rightful kislev clay
You keep fucking your goats while the real empire keeps acting as the bulwark against chaos
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>>163304579

>read the Inferno

>Pontius Pilate is hanging out in limbo chatting with philosophers and shit

>Brutus is in the lowest darkest deepest depths of hell getting his entire body bitten off in a devil maw for all time

Dante is weird
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>>163304798
I think this was a big problem in Medieval 2. You would get your end-tier units while AI would still send shitty 6-unit armies of feudal knights
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>>163305027
Go fuck a bear you hairy barbarian. Kislev is northeast.
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>>163305063
except that makes perfect sense mate
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>>163305151
It is also often a problem in Rome 2 and Attila from my experience. At least Attila has a end game boss(though that boss might be a cause to the original problem)
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>>163305269
Don't you have some rebels to deal with Franz?
>being part of the empire
>20XX after the death of sigmar
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>>163305063
Pontius Pilate was a good heathen who didn't want to kill Jesus, and thought he could help the guy out by letting the people choose between Jesus and some other fag.

Brutus is a traitor, and traitors are always scum.
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>>163305363
>>163305363
Never played Atilla. When are his doomstacks spawned? which turn I mean.
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>>163305063
Pontius Pilate did nothing wrong
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>>163304474

Really nobody got an idea to that?
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They did a nice job with the artillery and magic explosion sound effects.
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>>163304474
>>163305632
>kill them
>raise them
Easy.
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>>163305063

Brutus, Cassius and Judas were all back-stabbing pricks

Pilate was just a poor tired asshole trying to do his job and get the angry jews to get out of his office

>>163305632

Conquer the British isles and turtle up there

Huns can't into oceans
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someone post the roll chart for any game
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>>163305851

Doesn't work, they usually have some little army around just outside of my reach.
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Should I even bother trying to compress if webm for retards can do it? webm was able to spit it out under 2mb with it losing much quality. a 3 second clip shouldn't be this large though.
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~40 turns into my first chaos campaign now and wtf is this. The humans arent fighting eachother, instead they're going on crusades INTO norsca, its full opposite day
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>>163304474
Use fast cav to bait his catapults, just run around constantly changing directions
Once the catapults are out of artillery he will march towards you
Use foot archers backed up by pikes/spearmen to deal with his horse archers
Alternatively, use your cavalry to cast a net around his archers and force them into your spearmen ie run them all the away around to the back and sides to try so they can't flee in any direction without getting caught
Your army composition will have to change, only bring enough heavy infantry to deal with their heavy infantry (which is fucking bullshit how good they are btw)

I believe in you mate, I've been there before
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>>163306093
>that webm

I hear pinball sounds
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hope spearwall is still as good as it was back in 2011
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>>163304748
>install the mod that makes the AI recruit mainly infantry
>6 stacks of chosen
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>>163306263
It is. Godspeed Nobunaga. Unity through force of arms.
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Should I focus on getting Squigs or Boar Big 'Uns if I want to kill some stuntie filth?
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>>163306093
>1920x1080
>surprised it takes 2 MB for 3 seconds
Holy shit nigga, what are you doing!?
Lower the resolution or crop it, it's a .webm, not an HD Gameplay video
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>>163304748
>mfw I build armies specifically to counter this kind of thing
>mfw fighting one battle, 3 skaeling stacks of 4~ chariots and 15 horse archers each
>mfw rockets, volleyguns, and handgunners tear apart their cav archers and their chariots do shit all against my steam tanks
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Anybody have the Middenland spurdo? I seem to have misplaced mine.
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>>163306103

I already do all of this, the casualities are still insane! The catapults are rather easy to deal with, its just those horse archers! They just always slip away somehow, killing off my cavalry.

But oh well, guess the Danes aren't a really good faction to use against the huns in general.

I mean my archers are a joke in comparison, even slingers are more useful I'd say.

Anyway thanks for the tip.
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>>163306778
Lol the rockets. I bet they still finish fights with 38 kills and you shills keep pushing them in this thread.
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>Wood Elves
>Legendary/VH campaign
>Trying to keep up good relations with other Tree Cunts
>Manage to hold my turf fairly decently against the early game bullshit
>Two settlements away from comfortably upgrading Tree to T3
>Military Alliance with Durthu
>Fuck it, extra early amber
>Declares war on EVERY.SINGLE.FACTION.
>literally one declaration per turn, or getting declared on, stack and a half can't handle the constant attacks, even with my amazing micro

WHY DID I EVER SIGN THAT FAGGOT AGREEMENT

BURN THE TREES

TOTAL WAR NOT HAPPY FUN TIME DIPLOMACY MAKE FRIENDS WAR
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>>163306838
All I can say is git gud, it's what I did
You're gonna have casualties either way but if you're really struggling try to bait them into attacking settlements. A few cheap shit pikes/spears and some archers later and goodbye /mlp/

>>163306901
Rockets slaughter enemy archers because they have like 3-400 weapon strength (i forget) and the high amount of rockets just bounce the models all over the place so maybe 20% of the unit is able to shoot. If you're trying to use them as a counter to melee units you deserve to lose.
The long range is also useful for dislodging any shithead who camps away, meaning every battle you fight turns into a defensive battle and they have to come to you.
Think outside the box a bit if you want to be a trve vnderstander
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>>163306901
Don't they need last hits to count as kills?
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>>163306705
feels weird seeing numbers like after warhammer
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>tfw find Rome 2 a chore to play bc mega garrisons everywhere
>tfw find Attila a chore to play bc everyone gets given doomstacks at the start

I just wanna play a game with good ambushes dammit
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>>163307436
>doomstacks at the start
Never seen that before
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what is his fucking problem?
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>>163306757
hows this
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>>163307436
p.s.

I also find Attila's building structures unnecessarily convoluted and it's annoying, who knows if your improved spear infantry is going to come from some special farm building or some religious shrine
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>>163307718
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>>163307608
Constant neckpain. These horns on the helmet keep pulling his head down.
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Do I have to Confederate in order to unlock Boris Todbringer, Durthu/ Orion,Belegar, Wurrzhag, or Skarsnik?

Why can't I simply crush them, and unlock them to recruit? I want them early, before the AI tards out and gives them braindead skill choices that completely make picking them up worthless.

Or better yet why is resetting the skill points of any confederated Lord or Legendary Lord not a thing yet?
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>>163306719
Wolf riders
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>>163306719
The one with armor-piercing and bonus vs infantry
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>pretend Agents assaulting armies or garrisons is the hero itself and 20 good men

>Create little narratives and roleplays for Lords, heroes, even units that stand out in a particular battle

It's autistic as fuck but it adds some flavor to the game for sure.
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>>163308938
You're on /twg/ so I'd be surprised if you weren't autistic.
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>>163308605
>why can't i recruit them after i've murdered them?

Answered your own question there bud.
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>rain arrows with bows
>AI has to charge
>pull bows behind
>AI charges straight in to yari wall

some high level tactics here only for people who are to intelligent
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>>163309973
You're showing some deep understanding there.
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>>163308938
>it's autistic as fuck
It's okay, I spent my entire game trying to get an alliance between men and elves (VH) and they never accepted until after I solo'd Warherd and Warrios of Chaos and beat the campaign.
I'm also a fag who likes waifu and white knight shit so I like to imagine our peoples as being close.

Interestingly enough the Welfs who didn't like me kept sending stacks up to fight against all the norse tribes and butchering them, their agents also swarmed the empire killing any chaos agents they could find. They didn't even have military access.
Dwarfs on the other hand wanted an alliance every turn but despite having access never sent a single unit to fight any chaos or norscan tribe, even though they had more men than me. Instead they declared war on Tilea and the Border Princes, then after the End Times attacked the wood elves.

They're fucking cunts, them and their stupid book, and they're paying heavy for it.
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What does the lady like?
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>>163310404
Elf cock.
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>>163310404
Human cock, just like any other human woman.
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>>163310404

>>163310472
>autistic tithing intensifies
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I will not blight my soul!
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>>163310581
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So I don't know much about the warhammer lore, was the lady factually an elf within the canon?
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>>163310404
>>163310581
>>163310814
Clearly Bretonnia propaganda because everyone knows that Bretonnians are filthy, inbred, fools who worship an elven god.
>>163310987
She was.
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>>163310987
It's just Empire propaganda. They cannot handle the fact that a human goddess with big tits favors the Bretonnians.
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WHEN I GET DER

GONNA STAB
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>>163310987

Confirmed in End Times that the lady of the lake is a no good elf.
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Rejoice! For a knight of Bretonnia provides your shield!
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>>163310814
3 pages. What.
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>>163311498
That peasant in the background is not nearly filthy or deformed enough.
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>>163311714
Why do Bret peasants look so fucking deformed and troglodyteish compared to Empire commoners?
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>>163311498
>shield
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>tfw your mate convinces you to call the school bully a poof for a laugh

Shit is on fire. Orcs and VC just raping everything. What's worse is that Brettonia thought this would be an ideal time to DOW Estalia. Have 1600 soldiers over 4 armies to deal with 4 orcs armies, 3 VC armies with end game units.
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>>163311793

Empire commoners still look pretty bad most of the time.

Bret peasants have little to no human rights, they aren't even allowed to pray to their elven goddess.
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>>163311793
To drive home how miserable their lot is.
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>>163311714
Neither are the knights.
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>>163310404
>>163310581
>>163310814

I bet an Elven Goddess must feel euphoria that another major race is worshipping her on a significant scale.

Just like all elves, she probably fucks Louen and Guiles on the regular after the End Times now.
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>>163312234
DELET THIS
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What do you guys think about the province system in Rome 2 and Attila?
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>>163312324
The truth will not be silenced by a filthy elf worshiper!
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>>163311929
Greenskins ain't too big of a threat unless they confederate nearby provinces, they usually get shit on by dwarfs
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>>163312295
Well, she came to the Bretonnians first and gave them her blessing so that they could fight back Greenskins. They worshiped her because she was giving them the power to save their land.
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>>163312409
I'm warning you, last time before I get unchivalrous.

DELET
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>>163312405
Shogun 2 was better
>>163312476
So how much elf cock did you have to suck to get those blessings knight-boy?
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>>163312451

>bretonnians need an elven gods god powers and blessing to defeat greenskins

Holy fuck Bretonnia, are you even trying?
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>>163312576
I never played shogun 2, what is the difference?
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>>163312828
They're doing better than the """"""""""""""Empire of Man"""""""""""""" that's for sure
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>>163312828
Maybe if the stunted ones accepted the blessing of the Lady of the Lake, they could finally reclaim lost Karaks.
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>>163313045

>accepting the blessings of the """""""""""lady"""""""""" of the lake

I don't think so laddie.
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>>163313009
Empire is literally a buffer zone between them and all the actual world ending shit so yeah
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>>163313265
Empire could easily destroy their threats if they accepted the blessing of the Lady of the Lake.
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>>163312897
It's been a while but if I'm remembering right it's a lot more streamlined. You don't have to deal with sanitation/squalor/fertility and the buildings aren't as obtuse as Rome 2. I also like the interface better though that's subjective.
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>>163295295
>>163295696
Horde factions don't settle in this game and they basically represent uncivilizable races or races which are actual hordes- that is, an endless army coming to buttfuck civilization. This is different from Attila where the Huns and Goths and White Huns were all still humans with families and shit. The Chaos Warriors have rape slaves, but growth for the Chaos Warriors mostly represents guys flocking to the banners of Archaon rather than vikingesses popping out little Archaons.

It is unlikely that the Bretonnian-Wood Elf "problems" will be patched either- the Wood Elves are canonically said to be huge dicks who rampage and fuck everyone over because they feel entitled to be dicks and are only good because they oppose Chaos as opposed to Dwarfs and Humans who at least give rational reasons for why they've decided to shit on you. Wood Elves killing off the Bretonnians is probably WAD, or at least not too far off from how CA imagined Wood Elf-Human relations would be.
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>>163313340
>sharin a waifu
Give me my own elf songstress waifu and I'll give you dead Chosen
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>>163313412
yeah, i find squalor and sanitation kind of dumb but i also find it really satisfying when a city is giving 4k gold per turn from right building management.
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>>163313567
How about this totally human goddess? She's the Lady of the Wood >>163299482
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>>163313340

>t. Louen Leoncuck, Duke of Cuckonne
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>>163313764
no
I need to build a bond between the empire and athel loren
I know there are waifus in there
give
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> Playing Attila GC for the first time
> Slowly expanding as Franks, having good relationship and drinking wine with other germanic pagans
> Britain is mine, just got the direct access to Mideterranian sea, decided to look at the MidAsian part of map
> 1/3rd of the map close to the eastern borders - all razed settlements, and probably massacred population

Is that how White Huns usually behave?
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>>163309973
wood elves are rigged, eternal guard are too good as a standard yari wall

pls nerf
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>>163297879
The Grombrindal event was probably planned before Age of Sigmar was a thing, since we know that CA got the Warhammer Fantasy license back in 2013. So originally all the ads for "YOU'VE PLAYED THE GAME, NOW BUY THE MODELS" were for Warhammer Fantasy. But then Age of Sigmar happened. The Grombrindal event was still a thing because GW thought that maybe we would want some Age of Sigmar models.
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>>163313935
What are you going to do? Charge into Athel Loren and steal yourself an elf?
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>>163314156
The waifus, Louen
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>>163313938
Yup as with most Nomads they are pretty raze happy
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>>163299020
>>163299315
>>163298782
The problem with Chaos is that the mechanics it is supposed to have either don't work or are stupid

Attrition is pointless for example
There is no reason to awaken tribes except to get Sigvald since even if you vassalize them they can just break the vassalization and declare war on you, meaning you might end up with Sarls and Aeslings sending stacks at you from the north while Big Bird and the Empire are coming at you from other directions. Annoying.

Razing settlements is supposed to create a Chaos edifice which causes more Chaos Corruption in a province- but that is just plain broken, it doesn't do anything.

On top of this people don't understand that having two hordes to start with is better than one- maybe even CA doesn't understand this. Beastmen I believe are more enjoyable for most people because both their mechanics all work, because there are no stupid mechanics like attrition (which would probably make more sense for Beastmen since their strategy relies on smaller scale raiding of undefended settlements anyway and Beastmen are more fractious) and most importantly because Beastmen not only start with two hordes instead of one but also get more bonuses to growth, allowing them to get where they need to be much more quickly. Growth across all your hordes is a good thing, the fact that Chaos starts with only one horde means that unless you hire a second lord on the first turn your overall growth will be much lower than that of Beastmen and it'll take a lot longer to get multiple hordes filled with Chaos Warriors and Hellcannons rolling around the map.
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>>163299528
>>163299204
I played Empire the year it was released and as the Dutch I marched armies from India through the Middle East into Europe. Clearly your computer was just absolute shit.
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what does the blue bar mean, i never knew?
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>>163315380
The amount of magic you can regen throughout a fight
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>>163315380
Power reserve, your total magic you can use before you stop recharging i believe
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>>163315380
That's the refresh rate I think.
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What lore of magic do lizardmen use? Or do they not use magic? Aren't they the creations of some alien quasi-mayan civilization?
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I want to be dominated by a best elf!
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>>163316146
ok
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>>163316146
can see her nipples
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>keep tw realistic
>posts a pic of a girl with fake tits

Great.
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>>163316406
>>163316146
Meant for this
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>>163316509
This intriuges slaanesh
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>>163316406
How can you tell if they're real or fake?
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help
will i hit my boys or not?
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Best foot of gork ever incoming
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>>163316676
Because it's a man.
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>>163316830
Men can have real breasts too, anon.
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>>163316776
I don't think they'll even shoot unless it's direct line of sight. But if you had a unit of crossbowmen, probably not, and if your handgunners shoot, they also will probably not shoot your own dudes.
So, maybe.
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>>163316776
Direct Ranged units can fire on Large Units without issue
Smaller units not so much
Goodbye
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what a nice thread you got here
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>Bretonnia has two languages, one for nobles and one for peasants
>"Common Bretonnian" varies from region to region, meaning that a peasant from one Dukedom would not be able to hide in another for long
>This is to keep the peasants from moving around

This is getting a little silly now. Why do the Bretonnians hate the peasants so much?
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>>163317215
Peasants are property not people
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>>163317215
Because the Dukes know in their hearts that the filthy, inbred peasants are a mirror to their own selves.
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>>163317015
it was rough starting with half health
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>>163315728
They're like the Empire and the High Elves in that they use all the magic

If magic keeps being shit then the Lizardmen are going to be in a really bad position when they launch since the Slann are their rulers.
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>>163317382
>"Know that it hurts me to have you hanged more than it hurts you"
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what helm is that
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>>163317215
Socialism
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tzarina when
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>>163318175
never, knowing CA
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>>163318136
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>>163318136
this
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Rome is gay.
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>>163318462
depending on the time pedior

yes
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Whenever I play Attila, I try to remain historically accurate, so I rename Roma to Rome, Carthago to Carthage, Nova Carthago to New Carthage, and Constaninopolis to Istanbul.
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>>163318294
are they not fan of woman leaders like the Civ6 guys are? that's totally Balthasar Gelt of them
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>>163318175
Boris is the current leader, so it wouldn't make sense even if they did ever choose to flesh out Kislev.
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>>163318686
Why does Kislev constantly talk about Tzarina in diplomatic dialogue though?
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>>163318612
in the past 10 years of total war
how many female leaders do we have?
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>>163318775
i've only played Warhammer
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>>163318775
I think they are hesitant after the huge backlash from daughters of mars, plus they know their playerbase is over 90% male.
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>>163318870
zero
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>>163318612
>>163318870
Jesus Christ
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>>163318870
BUT SHOGUN 2 NOW AND PLAY IT.
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If our Prince is to become Emperor, summoner of all Elector Counts
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>>163319449
>Shogun 2
>6 years old
>plays the smoothest
>general speeches
>agent cutscenes
>good music
>more tactical than warhammer, even though almost no unit variety as opposed to complete zoo

what went wrong?
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>>163318965
You mean 99% male

/twg/inas feel free to correct me
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>>163319781
>Playing multiplayer with a friend on day 1
>Bow general
>With bow infantry
>Get crushed by Matchlock Ashigaru
>Every
>Single
>Time
>Longer range, Higher damage, Causes more morale damage
>Deep scarring
>Go back to play campaign Ikko Ikki one time and have fun
>Never played since

It's my own fault isn't it?
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Play the Durthu campaign if you haven't already.

This is me at turn 88. I probably have a little less land than some of the more experienced players on here, but damn if this isn't a great campaign.

On turn 3 Crooked Moon got wiped out by the Dawi taking Karak Azgaraz and by me throttling Skarsnik. Turn 5 I made peace with the Dwarves and a couple turns later I obliterated the Wood Elves, who for some reason just fucking left King's Glade wide open. A big part of this campaign has been me assfucking a majority of the Brettonian factions, razing their capitals for big bucks, and even fighting off three different Beastmen invasions with only two armies and two heroes. Last faction I just obliterated was Pavarron; I razed their city for about 45k and then resettled it with my backup army.

Now Chaos is invading from the north. I figure I have about 30 turns to prepare myself while they sweep through the Empire and trash everything. Any tips? What do you guys think so far?
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>>163315380
literally means nother. i've stacked 50+ bonus power reserve on a gelt and was still only able to cast about 5 spells
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any mods that make the WElves isolationist in campaign?

I'm sick of having to blitz them before they can create 8 stacks to destroy every other faction so the end game isn't just me burning trees for 2 hours.
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>>163322279

>tfw Orion was the true Everchosen
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>>163321110
I usually turtle until I can confederate, if you take king's glade do you still get Orion? I want his quest amber.
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>>163319846

I identify as a steam tank.
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>>163319846
heeey xoxoxxoxo
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>>163315380
Recharge speed, I think.
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>>163317452
>losing to a von carstein

I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
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>>163322389
I haven't been able to recruit him, no. All I've seen are Glade Lords and the tree guys, one of which is one of my lords. I'm trying to make good with the blue Brettonia faction after Brettonia itself got wiped out by the Empire, and I'm also trying to make good with the Empire itself too. The last thing I need is to be worrying about Chaos and then have Franz declare war on me because he wanted to summon Elector Counts.

Here's my homebrewed doomstack (I think?) as of turn 100, missing a few things but rate and hate anyways.

>1 Lord (Monster)
>1 Hero (Wizard)
>4 Dryad (Creature Infantry)
>4 Eternal Guard (Spear Infantry)
>2 Glade Guard (Missile Infantry)
>2 Wild Riders (Melee Cav)
>2 Tree Kin (Monster Infantry)
>1 Treeman (Monster)
>1 Forest Dragon (Flying Monster)
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>>163323738
not bad, I usually get 6 dryads, 4 treekin, 1 treeman and use that to deathball into a giant blob then the rest of my army as eagle riders/eagles/forest dragons hammer them on the back
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>mfw it's stabby time
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>>163323938
Yeah I just got sick of Amber units and decided to take the hit and focus on things that are sustainable. I think I need less Spears, I haven't seen any Large units in a while after cleaning up the Brettonian factions and their cavalry, but with Chaos on its way I'm a little nervous about dropping Spears.
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>>163324087
chaos just mass spam glade guard with starfire shafts to pierce armor.
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the fuk is this
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>>163323989
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>don't spend it all in one place
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>>163319781
>>general speeches
>>agent cutscenes
>>good music
You mean Med 2?
>>
>tfw you enjoy Warhammer more without any of the music
unless vampire
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>>163324605
Have you been here lately? /twg/ hates Med 2 now. It's all about Med 1 apparantly
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>>163324605
You mean Shogun?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gim3Jb8XsLM
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>>163304748

tfw can't wait for Kurgan (WH Huns/Mongols) and Hung (WH N.American Indians) to show up & shitposting REALLY begin.
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>>163291419
My mind is blown at how good the feet look there.

Pictured is the feet from a model from Dead or Alive, a fighting game that constantly flaunts its females. Notice the shitty modeled feet and toes and the single, bland texture for the soles? You'd think devs that love to show off their game's females would put more effort into this but apparently not.

Why do I have to look at an RTS game for some good looking female feet? Not even the ones found in actual porn games look as good as that.

Sorry for sperging about this, I'm probably the only one ITT that cares. Good looking female feet in video games is just really rare for some reason.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
>having a good time
>chaos invades
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>>163306175

So do I.
Also: horse jumping at 'im like it's some kinda griffon or shit.
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>>163324856
what the fuck is wrong with you
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>>163324856
skyrim and sims are much better porn games
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>>163324697
the failures are even better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFUkLOiMDFI
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How do I stop Orion's rapetrain as Empire without getting fucked over by everyone else?
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>tfw have yet to have any success with shock cav. after turn 30 because enemy cav always intercepts
how do i get gud
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>>163324679
Shit boi. I forgot.
>>163324697
Sure. Why not
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>>163324679
Med 1 is better than Med 2 though
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>grimgor and azhag sitting here for 10 hours after the vampers were extinguished
stop ruining my fucking immersion, orcs
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>>163318756
There's some weird lore like the Tzarina and Tzar are dual rulers, like the Tzar takes care of day to day matters but the Tzarina is higher ranking because she's blessed by Ursun to wield ice magic or something

It was never fully fleshed out because lolwhocares
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>>163318965
>backlash over daughters of mars

No one has been bitching about female vampires and wizards and shit

People were only annoyed because daughters of mars was ahistorical nonsense

If they wanted to add in fantastical girls slashing people to death then warhammer is the right game to do it
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>>163325646
wtf i care
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>>163325430
Did you wipe the wood elves out?

Also clearly the AI is trying to rebuild those settlements and isn't sophisticated enough to realize it can't
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>>163325821
GW doesn't that's why it's confusing

All you really need to know is that the unseen Tzarina rules the realm and is like the chick from Frozen with ice magic

Also Kislevites in general have access to good lightly armored cavalry and ice magic, but that will never be represented in game
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>>163321110
Kill the empire, use your armies of trees and dragons to spread the forest until Chaos gets rekt
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>>163325903
Yeah, back here >>163302836
Toddbringer was busy with one of the Brets iirc.
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>auto resolve is better than you are
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Excuse me but what the fuck
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>>163327052
autoresolve is a deeply flawed mechanic and shouldn't ever be used with a casual air or effect you in anyway
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=756353521
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>>163327206
I would like to know this as well

>>163327260
>not using the 100% one
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ho fuk guess my army comp is terrible
or the lord imbalance is huge
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>>163327618
Looks like you need more spears.
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>>163327618
Remove all swordsmen, replace with more halberdiers and greatsworders.

Also Demigryph knights
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>>163327618
Auto resolve gets weighted more in their favour if they have a legendary lord as their general, I think. At least that's what I heard like a week after the game came out, and it seems true enough to me. I guess they want you to actually fight the battles against the LLs. Does need more spears though. Should probably have at least four spear/anti-large type of units in a full size army, depending on who you're fighting. Dorfs don't have cavalry for example.
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>>163307357
why the fuck is Warhammers unit count so low anyway
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>>163327206
>>163327361
Oh
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>>163327618
Don't you find hellstorms useless? I like having one jsut so it forces the enemy to walk to me. You should get a great cannon, they are amazing at firing on enemy lords.
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>>163327206
If CA doesn't implement that for Skaven then fuck TWW

>>163328365
To this day I don't fully understand where the 'Upstart generals' comes from, even if I promote an older general I often get that negative for my other generals.
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>>163307608

The Chaos Gods chose him. He did not choose them.
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>>163307608
He's angry. Angry about everything! Especially Sigmar, the Chaos Gods, the World, his fate, gods in general and himself. He's just angry
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i'm an hero

>>163328215
>>163328026
but muh frontline infantry combat
can halberdiers hold well without a shield?

>>163328393
3 is probably overkill and this is my first time using that many; definitely not that good against orcs, but they seemed great against vampers
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>>163328215
>Also Demigryph knights
Why does everyone use Demigryph Knights, they're still fucking OP as hell (at least in the campaign).
I thought you guys think of yourselves as 'understander of strategy' and not some abuser of cheap tricks.
You're not better than the chinese!
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What do you think of human levies in VC armies?
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>>163328926
understanding strategy is knowing how to crush your opponents.

If you cannot crush your opponents with superior units, you are a faggot and should be sucking my dick instead, as you are obviously a feminine trap with a qt, tiny peepee.
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>>163328656
Its literally just for every new general you hire.
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>>163328969
doesn't add up
the appeal of VC for its human inhabitants it never being drafted into the army, to enjoy eternal prosperity under the gloomy sun
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>>163328969
I don't think it's particularly lore-friendly, because one of the few perks of being a VC peasant is that you don't normally have to serve in the army, given that your dead ancestors will do so for you.

Also, most people who mod it in do so solely to give the vamps ranged units, which I think kinda fucks with the whole playstyle of them.
>>
Any recommended mods for fots?
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>>163328969
They're fine but should be more in line with the vampire counts themes visually.

Would be a nice as a garrison unit or something.
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>>163328969
it can happen and I don't really mind it, Vampires do have thralls after all.

but most vampires would rather not have to pay to feed and equip weak humans when a cold body fights just as well if not better than a warm one. Thralls would probably just be used as elements that act independantly of the main force doing jobs that regular vampires wouldn't care to do if they didn't have too.

Also as the one anon said. most mods for them are to just add ranged units to vampire counts which is kind of anti-productive also they wouldn't be able to benefit from the undead buffing powers.
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What are the chances of us getting Konrad as a VC LL?

Seems the VC are fleshed out now, though...
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>>163329835
That's the old friend, anon. We're going to get Red Duke and Konrad.

But don't worry, Empire will get another magic hero.
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holy fuck. Not only has bretonnia survived the wood elves.

but they actually own all original bretonnian territory. this is pretty great.

all of tilea and the border princes have been wrecked by welfs
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>>163329962
wood elves should be less aggressive desu, they seem to confederate all the other wood elf factions within about 10 turns and then start bullying everyone around them superhard
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>>163293020
Then why do you use the worst lore of magic?
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>>163328987
>If you cannot crush your opponents with superior units
A trve vnderstander crushes superior opponents with inferior units!
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>>163329835
I personally think it's going to be Mousillon with the Red Duke and Middenland with Boris the Based as free new factions.
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What does the steel faith mod do?

And what's the point of radioius units?
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Should I get the original rome
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>>163330575

Steel faith rebalances the campaign and existing units.

Radious exists to be mocked or otherwise ignored.
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>>163330324
yeah

Also I have to auto resolve against them since they are literally impossible to play against when they're controlled by AI micro. Also the AI doesn't seem bound by amber and its annoying to face a 5 dragon army
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>>163325076
pls halp
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>>163330763

All it takes to beat AI WE is a shit load of spears/halberds and some ranged units.
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>>163330832
Halberds, cannon and swordsmen.
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>>163329962
lucky. I've never been able to coax loen into doing anything. Whats weird s now he seems to have a permanent -30 great power negative diplo with every other faction, even when he only has his starting province.
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Morghur seems retardedly strong, at least compared to Khazrak or Malagor.

Just got my "win a battle in which you are outnumbered 10-to-1" achievement with him.

He might not hit super hard but he is tanky as fuck.
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>>163330324
>>163330763
Case and point being I had a battle that was 90% in my favor. I played that battle about 4 times and every time it was a massacre. I auto resolve it and I get a decisive victory. And I had 1.5 stacks against the welfs 1.

Most of the time I can win a battle if I'm only at 40% chance of victory, but welfs are dumb.
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>>163330904
I got that achievement after spamming minotaurs.
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>>163325076
Building defensive alliances around the Wood Elves.

Create a NATO-like structure against the Wood Elves and seek to encircle them with your own allies. You want them to get to the point where they are afraid to go to war with you or any of your allies for fear of the mass number of factions that will declare war on them so they instead march off to fight the Skaeling/Varg.

When they are off in Norsca fighting the Northmen, go to their undefended forests and burn everything to the ground.
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>>163330575
>And what's the point of radioius units
RADIOUS LORE CONFIRMED BEST LORE
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>>163331021
>Knights with bows

pls tell me these are not bretonnian
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>>163331021
Don't you ever post this picture ever again.
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>>163331021
Post the bow black orcs too.
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>>163331021
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>>163331132
>>163331136
>>163331169
Radious a best!

gonna post the Black Arrer Boys next, don't have 'em saved atm
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>>163330324
They have massive confederation bonus (I think due to the way player Welf Confederation works) and have the most aggressive AI defaults in the game. They're programmed to rape the world harder than Chaos.
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>>163331235
BREAKING LORE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>163331295
Either Wood Elves need to be toned down, or Bretonnia/Crooked Moon needs to become more aggressive to keep them in check.

Also, Wood Elves should NOT start with an alliance with Clan Angrund. That is fucking stupid.
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HE REMOVED THE BLACK ARRER BOYS!!!

But these guys are great too and show the genius that is Radious
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>>163331435
Thank you Radious, I hated Vampire Counts because they had no ranged units, now I can play them like every other faction ever!
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>>163331367
this, the first thing I do as a welf player is break that dwarf alliance.

Fuck that
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>>163331542
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>>163331235
I see no problem here. Just some orcs with spears.
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Radious alone understands how Dwarfs are supposed to work!
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God Save Radious.
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Dwarfs can be practical mass-producers of wooden spears, only Radious can think of such crafty design!
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Who uncovered that some bretonnian knights pray to the Lady Sigmar?
Radious, he alone is able to do these wonderful deeds!
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Deep in the frozen north our glorious modding master Radious found the spectacular ranged Chaos Warrior Horse Masters (Javelin)
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>>163331934
>>163331815
>>163331542
>>163332056
Dire Wolf Witch Hunter Blood Knights (Brimstone Turret Hat Guns)
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>>163332197
Steam Tank Witch Hunter Demigryph Halberdiers (Shock Artillery)
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>>163331021
>>163331235
>>163331435
>>163331542
>>163331815
>>163331934
>>163332056
>>163332180
Radious posting should be a bannable offense
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>>163332180
>>163332056
>>163331934
>>163331815
>>163331542
>>163331435
>>163331235

You know I laugh at all the Radious memes.

But then I actually see his shit and I actually become physically ill with how popular he is. Also these are just garbage unit designs anyways.

pure shit.
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Who are the Mongols of Warhammer? Who are the Saracens?
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>>163332056
I will find you and I will kill you if you post anything like this again.
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>>163332358
Ogres
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>>163332328
it's really sad how many of the most popular mods are complete shit or some op stuff like >no upkeep
>overpowered [faction]
>easy legendary cheat mod for achievements if you're not ok with the really challenging ai getting unfair bonuses to make it impossible to survive the first 2 rounds of a campaign
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>>163332358
The kurgan are mongols, they constantly attack warhammer's china. Araby are the saracens. Warhammer even had their version of the crusades.
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>>163332358
Ogres and/or Hobgoblin wolf cavalry hordes in that area.

Saracens are Araby humans,
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>>163332358
Hung/Kurgan and Araby/Khuresh
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>>163332370
swords are for fags anyway
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>>163332473
I was actually disgusted by how many cheat mods there were on the workshop.

I don't mind some of the new units or regiments of renown as long as they're not too lore breaking, ugly or over powered. But my god there's some stupid shit on the workshop. And then a legitimately good mode goes unnoticed.
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>>163292776
SUMMON THE DELEGATES
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>>163332563
To be fair. I always though Lucerne Hammer wielding foot knights would be cool looking and could actually work for bretonnian knights on foot better than sword/mace and shield.
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>>163330832

get some cannons and rockets to fuck the archers and cav up

halberdiers for anti cav and holding the line.

and a flame mage to turn any trees into kindling.

also a steam tank or two to shit on elves.

other than that it's up to you.
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>>163332719
>halberdiers
>against a bow memers: the army: the game
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Time for some rollan!
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>>163332806

>not shitting on the bow memers using Empire artillery
>not using the steam tank to tank most of the archers damage
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>>163332806
get cross bows for the bow memers and halberds are for their cav and monster memes.
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>>163332809
already in a campaign but doesn't hurt to see what my next one will be.
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>>163332997
get fucked into bankruptcy
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Been thinking about Goblin Cavalry Balance recently
They need some work don't they?
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>>163332809
let's see, empire or vamps would be cool
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>>163333151
they only exist for big spidey
i guess they do
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>>163332809
Okay.
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>>163333178
welp, time to burn the world to ashes
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>>163333238
Kholek is fun, runs through everything with no effort--shock cavalry every second and doesn't even need to recharge.
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>>163333313
I got Wurrzag, anon.
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>>163333378
now you got Kholek
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>>163333069
Jokes on you, I already have a bunch of models near by.
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>>163333489
>tfw you only have some unpainted 40K models you bought as an 8 year old some decades ago
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>>163333605
did you at least hot glue them?
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>>163333313
I guess you wanted to reply to me, only played Archaon and Sigvald before.

Any good Chaos mods?
Only using "Chaos Cosmetics" and "Chaos Rifts spread corruption"
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>>163333634
no, I was a pleb
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>>163333713
No idea mods.
Just have to find a way to have fun for 100 turns. Maybe there's a good way to kill Kislev stacks early on? Too bad about no ambush.
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>>163333605
>tfw nobody seems to notice where i got my inspiration from.
Thank fucking god, its a blessing now
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> Tomb Kings still not announced
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>>163333982
I get the reference. I could've gone all week without a reminder.
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So recruitment buildings apply to the whole province, right?
I don't remember being able to recruit rieksguard knights even though I had a rieksfort in one of my towns that wasn't the capitol.
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How do I deal with this shit.

grudge thrower gonna rape my african american orcs

also uphill
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How the fuck are you supposed to play Empire now? Turn 10 welfs declare war on me, beastmen and skull takers have passed through my territory, I have barely snached Marienburg from the Empire fucks up north and now they hate me and will probably dow me right after this turn. Welfs just sent 2 full stacks and razed helmgart.

Should I just turtle in Reikland/Marienburg city and try to wait it out?
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>>163334330
>1 grudgethrower
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>>163334330
kill the archers and artillery with flanking attacks then surround the dwarfs and try to kill the squishiest ones

also your artillery is better than their artillery, one grudgethrower isn't going to matter too much you have heaps of orks

>>163334445
build walls everywhere and make allies, if you have an opportunity to form any sort of alliance and remove pointyearfucks do so, nothing brings people together like burning down athel loren
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>>163334330
Send your Orc boys in from a few different angles to eat up missile and artillery fire. After they have a few seconds of a headstart, send in the rest of your boys. When the melee starts, get your cav on their missiles and artillery ASAP. Grimgor should hit either their hammerers or their lord/thane, and back him up with Big Uns. Send your Black Orcs to kill as many units as they can at once, so miners and Dwarf Warriors. Your Doom Diver Catapult should soften the hammerers or snipe the artillery, depending on how confident you are that your cav can take out the grudge thrower before it does too much damage.
t. Someone who doesn't play Greenskins.
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>>163334445

capture reikland province and build walls. afterward just move East and take nuln etc building walls up.

I generally avoid marienburg because every fucking time I take it the skaeling come with 3+ stacks and declare war on me within a few turns of capturing marienburg. Every time I avoid Marienburg my campaigns are easier in terms of enemies.

you lose out on cash but that's a small price to pay to not have to deal with norscan shits.
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>>163334330
My problem with commanding WAAGHs is the fucking sheer number of units. It never bodes well.
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>>163334993
control group your waagh, lock it and then issue an attack order. It's not great but it works get a wide frontage attacking a wide front.
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manlets guarded their shitty grudge thrower with like 5 units but I still managed to stop it from firing at my blackies

also their ranged units had fucking great weapons so cav didn't have good time back there

the biggest fuck up though was when I tried to flank with my 4 boy units and their hammerers got 400 kills

thankfully thorgim went full retard and wandered alone to my archers so I could snipe him with grimgor
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>>163334851
Marienburg is totally worth it though. The port gives you MAD shinies. Just build walls and garrison buildings in ALL of your towns/cities, and Norsca won't ever bother you again.
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>>163311793
inbreeding. They pretty much always intermarry within their lord's lands so like just a couple hundred people all fucking each other for centuries on end.
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>>163329835
>>163330508
Mallobaude as the faction leader for Mousillon (FLC), and if you have unlocked him through the Season of Revelation campaign you can also select a fully voiced Red Duke as your LL as well.

The Old Friend could be anyone.
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Does Norsca get free stacks after WoC/Chaos beastmen are defeated?
I feel like every game 10 turns or so after Archy bites it 7 full stacks of marauders and horse archers make landfall in Nordland.
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>>163336864
Cheap Units, Many Settlements, And MANY Ports
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Are any of the necromancer's things actually good, apart from the +15% income that I already have on this guy? Some of his spells are okay, mostly the one he starts with that heals a target, but I feel like I should just park this guy in Sylvania and never touch him again. He can damage buildings which is occasionally situationally useful, like now when I'm smashing a Shrine to Sigmar repeatedly to spread vampire corruption. Pretty sure I'd rather just have literally any of the other heroes but I got this guy for free so okay.
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>>163337468
give him a corpse cart. Makes him more useful than another unit of zambinos, at least.

Also, I've heard that with max building damage a necromancer can take out the settlement wall garrison building in one turn but I've never tried it.
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Daily reminder that Rome deserved to be destroyed
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>>163338073
rome was never destroyed
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>>163337925
I'll try out the smashing buildings stuff, corpse cart might make him actually useful to put in battles too
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>>163290365
>Serbia
>Strong
I have never played such a quick and one sided game in history of this fucking franchise. Howitzers are brutal.
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tfw they retcon grimgor being a right wee memer and zoggin archaon in his face
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>>163328265
army size is constant (20), but the amount of models is lower (heroes/lords and monstrous infantry/monsters drag down the average)
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>>163338939
>playing as the turks
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>>163328969
Good and lore-friendly if, and only if, they are limited to garrisons

The only reason humans live in the shithole called Sylvania is the lack of taxes and no risk of being sent to war
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>>163338939
Agreed
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>>163339098
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>>163339305
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTOCuMhADN8
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>>163339506
>shooting a man in the back

what a turkroach thing to do
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>>163339615
>everything came from nothing
biggest joke ever, evolution.
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Does anyone know why I'm not getting any tax income? Its always zero despite what I'm doing. The city isn't exempt from taxes either
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>>163334851
t b h, Marienburg is a gold mine, and they will backstab you anyway so might as well

your best call is taking Marienburg and getting peace, that fuckhuge region (Gorsel?) is not worth the trouble of defending it (and the PO penalty in Marienburg when Norscan shits raid it's fucking tip), raze it or leave it to the AI
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>>163333713
Resized Chaos Steeds

No Infighting if it bothers you.
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>>163294784
I reckon they're waiting until February to try their hardest to get a good map size for brettonia so their campaign is more interesting
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>>163339786
>flooded
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>>163338114
Yes Finland is the true successor state
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>>163333982
Musician should be upside down or something.
I'm honestly waiting for HE, so I can resurrect my Royal Guard mod from Attila...
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so do the end time actually end eventually, for example when I beat Archaon? Should I go across the ocean and raze all the chaos settlements or will they eventually stop coming
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>>163340184
>high elves

I hope you die before that happens
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>middle of the invasion
>chaos shits fucking everywhere with their poisonhounds and rangedcav
>confederated or taken over every province but middenheim
>Boris refuses to declare war on chaos and just sits in his fucking city all invasion
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>>163340390
This isn't medieval 2 you nerd

Unless you mean Norsca, also if you completed your objectives then you WON

The campaign will be expanded later to diminish your pathetic victory and the Dark Gods will laugh harder at you as legions of daemons rape your people

3 years and 120 bucks fuccboi
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>>163340390
>chaos settlements
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>>163340390
Once Archaon is off the map, chaos stacks stop respawning.
Burning Norsca doesn't affect the Chaos Warrior faction, but it does help.

>>163340404
Not him, but why do you care?
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>>163340474
>>163340484
yeah, I just meant the Varg ones and stuff, the ones in the arctic region, the game gave me a quest to raze one of them
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>>163340473
Smart Boris
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>>163340404
Dude, it's been 6 years.
Chill.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TV59itb9Og&t=6m37s
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>>163340932
Neat
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HOW DO I WIN AS BEASTMEN 10 TURNS INTO THE GAME I ALREADY HAVE 3 ENEMY STACKS FOLLOWING ME ACROSS THE WHOLE MAP WANTING TO RAPE MY GOAT ASS
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What the fuck are modders fixations with adding fucking capes to everything?

>Greatswords
>Capes

>Chosen
>Capes

FUCK
OFF
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>>163341216

You are literally invisible how are you being followed you cunt
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>>163341239

Yeah Chosen aren't supposed to wear capes
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>>163341245
Tell that to a fucking tilea, estelia and empire stacks that are literally following me to the chaos wastes
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>>163317215
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Its all a big Monty Python joke
Remember the warhammer world was once just a sarcastic joke
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>>163339954
>Resized Chaos Steeds
Right, it looks so damn stupid how small they are!
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Should I awaken the tribes?
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>>163340932
>roflstomp this
>roflstomp that
stopped watching right there desu
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>>163290887
Would giving him an Elvish tattoo be embarassing enough to take up the oath?
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>>163341451
just bash em
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Anything I can do about glitched campaign trees in Attila?
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>>163341853

update drivers?
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>>163341239
>Chosen
>Capes
That's the biggest sin, I fucking love capes, they're the best thing ever!
BUT CHOSEN LOOK FUCKING SHIT WITH CAPES!
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>>163317215
>Bretonnia has two languages, one for nobles and one for peasants
>"Common Bretonnian" varies from region to region

This is pretty realistic though
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>>163340738
>6 years

4 at most, idiot
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>>163340537
elfniggers need to be bullied to death before they become as annoying as that one guy
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>>163342004

They are immune to weather anyway, all capes can do is slow them when it rains
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>>163341902
Up to date
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>>163292469
>Tomb Kings
>The retarded chaos dwarf pasta that one underage faggot keep posting.
>G O B L I N S
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>>163317215
The first two sound quite realistic. The third sounds forced. How could the nobles intetionally make it so that the language of the common people varry from region to region?
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>>163342129
You couldn't even bother looking up the dates?
6 year´s since the show started.
% I f you want to count off the ban.
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How do you guys usually play the vampire counts, campaign or battle map?

my latest playthrought stirland decided to take fort obstermire, and I didn't feel like waiting for corruption to set in and make it unlivable for them, so I attacked and next thing I know they confederate with the empire, the empire goes to war, and I have destroyed the empire by turn 20 and hold stirland, the Reikland, and all of sylvania. From there I got into a war with Welves and lost all desire to play due to them genociding all of bretonia and having so many stacks of ranged cav and just being a pain in the ass in general to raze athel loren. I powered through and defeated them, ending up as the last faction against the Chaos invasion because the rest of the Empire provinces died to norsican marauders due to no ability to unite under Franz. I broke the back of chaos with vlad's army facing off against the main stacks with less than a 10 percent chance to win, barely scraping a win out.

My original strategy was a basic hammer and anvil with vlad's starting blood knights, but my blood knights always suffered massive casualties because they always seemed much slower than other cavalry and would get isolated and pinned down so I ended up switching to having them charge the weakest point of the enemy line head on to break their line and let my infantry come in, giving them a massive advantage because the enemy's line was broke but also let them reinforce my blood knights. I could then usually pull my blood knights out, force them through and out hte backside, or just keep them there in the thick it without them suffering much in the way of deaths. Late game the hammer became flying units, and the mortis engine and corpse cart made the deathball really fun. The mortis engine also looks really awesome.

Also, why the hell was this battle a pyrric victory, I barely lost anybody before I invoked nehek anyways. were those 3 skeletons I lost an heirloom or something?
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>>163342940
>How could the nobles intetionally make it so that the language of the common people varry from region to region?

By not letting people move. Terrain and so on usually does that job.
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>>163292469
>Pontus.
>That maze doloras one because it has nothing to do with the general and no one cares no matter how hard it's being forced.
>The bear posting is always fun and it's nice to see when new ones get added to the general.
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>>163342221
tell me how the elf bullied you
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> Tomb Kings still not announced
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>>163333982
what's the inspiration?
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>>163341451
Try hidden encampment for a few turns.
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>>163342221
Tell me about that one guy. Why does he annoy?
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>tfw no one parties hard anymore
>tfw I forgot to backup my /twg/ folder so all I have now is Gook's old folder completely unsorted
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>>163343567
>lost a huge folder with 100 of screens of tw and shitty memes
I know your pain amicus
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>>163326008
>never ever
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>>163343645
>100
Dude, this alone has 1500 http://www.mediafire.com/file/s7lx0szqkvztsvv/IGdood%27s+twg+folder.rar
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What do I use Aspiring Champions for?

Are they 20 good men tier?
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>>163343902
Decent in a fight, but are meant to keep your non-chosen infantry and trolls in the fight longer
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>>163343902
I use them to reinforce the main line and deal damage but I'm shit.
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>>163343902
They do magical damage, which helps against certain unit.
More importantly, they buff the moral of units around them.
Keep them behind your mainline and commit them as reinforcements when needed.
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>>163341245
6 stacks following me right now, some of them even after I've been out of their sight for around 3 turns. I'm invisible, guys.
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>>163343567
>Nobody is doing that stupid "jump" fall animation

I still laughed
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>>163344025
Are you using the hidden encampment stance?
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I've played a shitload of RTW1 and it's expansions and some RTW2 now that I got a good PC and I disliked it.

Thinking of trying shogun2, medieval2(also interested in some lotr mod I've heard about), and attila. Rec me which one, can't decide on my own.
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>>163344142

buy them all
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>>163332809
Anything but vamps
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>>163344025

Encamp you dumb cunt read the fucking tooltips and stop wasting our time
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>turn 100 on very hard as Empire
>NEET elfs have destroyed every bret faction and estalia again

Sigh, having no one to back me now when chaos comes. I'll just have to rev up those bright wizzards.
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>>163344218
Dorfs will still help you. Just make sure worst elves don't kill them as well.
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>>163344142
Shogun 2.
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>>163344259
Do they do that? I thought AI never broke alliances.
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>>163344351
Oh, they do. I'm pretty sure Orion just drops the alliance 10-20 turns into every campaign.
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>>163292469
>G O B L I N S
>That one kid posting the Chaos Dwarf Cuck shit
>'You must be this relevant for TWW' Chaos Dwarf image
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>>163344351
in my campaign they didn't drop the alliance, but clan angrund never went to war with me even while I was razing athel loren. in fact, despite being military allies, I was gaining reputation with them for my war against the Welves
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>>163344142
Shogun II is probably the most polished total war game overall but thats because it's also got a very limited unit roster so they could go all out on the other features.

Medieval 2 has a lot of great variety and mods but also has a a lot of problems/bugs that have never been fixed. Things like gun infantry and pike men being broken etc.

Attila is a bit of a mixed bag, it's one of the best recent Total Wars in terms of battle game play but the unit/faction rosters are pretty limited and the campaign map game play is tedious.

I'm tempted to say Medieval 2 just because of the mods and how cheap it is compared to the others. Plus if you're not all that interested into the Japanese or Fall of Rome settings you're not going to get much out of them.
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I want to stick MY DICK in...
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>>163344973
IN WHAT? TELL ME!!!
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>>163344973
Dark Elves
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>>163344973
...crazy
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>>163343837
I mistyped it, I meant hundreds, as in many hundreds
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>>163344858
>so they could go all out on the other features.
like what awful sieges? simplistic provinces that are worse than both the later and the earlier titles? tiny map? terrible AI that doesn't even use yari wall?
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>>163345387
>Sims Medieval will never be good
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>>163345432

It's just nostalgia

Shogun 2 desperately needed to be Imjin war at the very least.
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>>163345432
>terrible AI that doesn't even use yari wall

They actually used it when defending a hill when I was playing as the Hojo recently. It doesn't happen often though.
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>>163345432
there's nothing wrong with the sieges you fucking idiot
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>>163345870

They use it but break it immediately when you're 5 meters away

The AI is programmed to countercharge every time
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>>163346060
They have some bugs, but they are pretty fun and work well enough. What are people comparing them to really?
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>>163331435

>that hair
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>>163346134

They're thematically shit, there is nothing "siege" about it, it could be a minigame of Takeshi's castle for fuck sake.

A series of walls you can to climb with nothing inside in the middle of nowhere, just this time there is a commentator with a funny wig.
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>>163346116
I was expecting that countercharge but it never happened. They stood their ground and almost wrecked my starting yari samurai. I only won because my bombs killed their general. It was my second battle as the Hojo.
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>>163346060
>wall climbing gooks
>the most impotent siege AI in the franchise
>even Kyoto is just a fort in the middle of nowhere

>nothing wrong with the sieges
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WHICH
NEXT
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>>163329947
>>163329835

Do we really want Konrad though?

I seem to remember him being a fucking idiot
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>>163292219
IKKO IKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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>>163346060
>nothing wrong with sieges
>Grass keeps with nothing in them except maybe bullshit towers and another layer of grass keeps
>no siege equipment for most factions
Did we play the same game?
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>>163346256
I want age of discovery
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>>163346187
>They're thematically shit

I guess so. Still, I find them enjoyable enough.
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>>163346256
V I C T O R I A
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>>163346187
>it could be a minigame of Takeshi's castle for fuck sake.
And there is nothing wrong with that

Damn, I miss that show...
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>>163346256
With Fire and Sword
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>>163346185
where are you seeing hair??
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So if Skaven have technology, magic and nearly unlimited numbers then how come they haven't conquered the world yet?
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>>163346187
>>163346198
>>163346297
there was no siege equipment in the sengoku period you fucking mongs

you either climb the walls or go through the gate
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>>163346629
infighting, warpstone addiction, and that technology being more likely to blow yourself up than do its job
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>>163346629
literally chinese, incapable of effectively projecting power beyond their own filthy warrens
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>Hey bro hand me that model you just painted it looks cool
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>>163346662
>infighting
>technology being more likely to blow yourself up than do its job
If CA doesn't implement misfire and when less than 50% of battles are against Skaven I'll be disappointed!
90% of the dead in a Skaven campaign should be Skaven!
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>>163327052
>tfw too afraid to fight any battles that are close to even or not immediately autoresolvable
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>>163346629
99% of their armies are either weak slaves or stupid animals, their technologies have high chance to blow up, clans infighting, a lot of backstabbing
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>>163346629

They did

Or are we all still pretending End Times isn't a thing?
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Who is stabbier
Gobbos or reddit rats
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>>163346789
>>>/tg/
We Total War here!
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so i thought my campaign was going really well until i got 2 1/2 greenskin stacks ccoming to attack my capital. managed to get it back but lost the 2 other settlements in the province when yet another stack and a half marched in. a few fights later i'm back in control of 2/3 of the province and about to (possibly) free myself to take back the 3rd.
my economy is in the toilet and all depends on me winning this fight. wish me luck anons.
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>>163346810
I want them to do something like a waagh but tweaked a bit, maybe calling it a more controlled rebellion system would be better.

As Skaven, if you get a battlefield with a lot of corpses like VC can use, it should spawn stacks of cheap rats that are hostile to everybody
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>>163346887
It's not a thing in the total war series.
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>>163346889
ORCS ARE DA STABBIEST
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>>163346901
>Skarsnik still has his spider
>you don't have a bolt-thrower
>only two rangers
I don't mean to sound pessimistic, but you're kinda fucked. Good luck, ghost dads just might save you.
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>>163346887
>implying Skaven did anything useful
>implying murder-rape Vikings didn't win that whole fucking mess
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>>163338939
>you can recruit literal shoes to fight for you

Truly, it was Peter Jackson's The Great War presented on IMAX.
>>
I have to ask this question here, since I like you guys and I know history fans still exist here.
We have the modern english version of Beowulf:
Introduction of the Danes
So. The Spear-Danes in days done by
And the kings who ruled them had courage and greatness.
We have heard of those prince’s
heroic campaigns.
and older english
LO, praise of the prowess of people-kings
of spear-armed Danes, in days long sped,
we have heard, and what honor the athelings won!

Which do you prefer? I am thinking going with the new version since it manages to keep the germanic consonant rhyme or whatever it is called
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>>163347161
>danes
>aethlings
>honor
chucking iron tipped spears isn't honorable.
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Which Attila sandnig nation is the most fun?
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>>163347257
"tips iron helmet"
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>>163346979
Savage Orcs Big Stabba units when?
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>>163347257
*tips raped wife and pillaged land*
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>>163344973
My best friend
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>>163347290
The early Jews. Because you get to role play stereotypes and memes
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Serious/autistic question here, what would Vampire Counts do to counter Attila? Seems like if the horsefucker himself teleported into sylvania with his hordes the only thing that mannlet could do is breed a billion fell bats and try to pick them to the bone.
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>>163347474
Memes and stereotypes, you say?
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>>163347575
>600 fucking kills
I'm so hard right now
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Playing through Nobunaga's Ambition makes the Shogun 2 campaign map look really dumb. I really don't understand why they set this up so weird.
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>>163347594
Blood Knights with vanguard deployment, backed by a million debuffs.
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>>163347669
Wow, he really is a big [/spoiler]tree[/spoiler]y
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>>163347716
Looks like a lot of wiped out units.
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>>163347575
>>163347669


>>163347658
I made my tree kin form a circle with my spell singer inside, used durthu the dryads and wild riders to sweep the death-ring
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>>163346901 (You)
>>163347037
jesus
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>>163347342
Empire vs Greenskins LL pack maybe? They're the base factions missing the most TT units.
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>>163347816
You probably should get some more ranged units in my opinion.
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>>163347816
You can rebuild. Just get more Rangers at least, they're devastating when used right.
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>>163347845
Knights Panther will probably come with playable campaign Todbringer. The chapter-building is already in Carroburg.
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So is Bretonnia getting Regiments of Renown at launch since they are not a DLC faction or are they going to be forgotten like the rest?
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>>163347985
They'll get Reskins of Renown in the Bretonnia vs Vampire Cunts dlc.
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>>163347910
>>163347920

yeah i got kinda fucked in the beginning and well it seems to keep happening really so haven't been able to get any. stuff like this that is. nice to see after a battle like that just when i thought my worries were over...
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>>163332180
>>163332056
>>163331934
>>163331815

Well now that's out of the way, what are some actual lore-friendly units you would like to see added?
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>>163347770
Ctrl+s
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>>163348036

>those lazy fucks have been working on a half finished faction for at least a year now

>we're not even getting RoR at launch


wow good job CA
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>>163331542
tombkingsconfirmed.jpg
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>bretonnia was a pit full of monkeys who flung shit at eachother
>Enter high elves, they bring civilization and culture to the lands
>Early bretonnians become huge elfboos, cosplaying as the high elven silverhelm knights and making up how those knights used to live as little fantasies in their heads
>High Elves leave, greenskins enter shitting up everything
>Bretonnians cant fight with their little cosplay swords
>A passerby elven sorceress find this pathetic and pitiful and give them some of her breast milk to make them actual functioning human beings
>They somehow win, and due to their little monkey brains still existing, they think that the elf is a goddess
>She decides to stay around just for the lulz
>Bretonnia can finally satisfy their elfboo fantasy without shame, and build spires that resemble high elven spires
>2000 years later
>MUH LADY
>MUH KNIGHTS CODE


Bretonnia is kind of pathetic
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>>163348036
>Bretonnia vs Vampire Cunts
that makes no sense because we already have vampires

Maybe a free RoR for Brets v Wood Elves? Or more likely no RoR at all.
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>>163348375
t. Hans
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>>163348043
>When Goblins get tired of being made fun of in memes that they strike back.
It was only a matter of time anon.
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>>163348375
This
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>>163348043
>Belegar campaign
>thinking your worries are over
For Belegar the ride NEVER ends, anon.
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>>163332809
okay
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>>163348375

>Empire was a pit full of neanderthal cavemen who flung shit at eachother
>Enter Sigmar, he's slightly taller and stronger than the average Hans, and that's not saying much
>Literally sucks Dwarven cock for shiny stuff
>Dwarf King takes pity and gives Shitmar a golden rock on a stick
>2000 years later

>MUH SIGMAR
>MUH ELECTOR COUNTS
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>>163346639
>conveniently ignoring the other points
fuck of weeb
>>
>>163348638
Why humanity was so fucking dependent from other races?
>>
What are your empire armies normally comprised of?

I grab 5 swordsmen
5spears/ halberds
3 handgunners / 3 cannons
add in extras as needed.

I can't play anything but dwarf, empire. how the FUCK do you guys play anything else.
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>>163348375
t. Sigmund your friendly merchant from Marienburg
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>>163348375
>>163348638
both true-true
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>>163348638
>Largest, strongest navy in the world
>Strongest army in the world
>Magic users with strength beyond your stunted comprehension
>Spend every day defeating untold horrors of chaos
>Meanwhile the dwarfs sit in their empty halls
>In their halls that have more rats and orcs than dwarfs
>Singing about the "greatness" of holes in the ground no living dwarf even knows exists
>Singing about a "victory" where they rid the elves of the worst king they've ever had, while the dwarfs lost control of EVERYTHING
Wait
>They're not singing
>They're crying
>They're spilling tears into their little diaries
>They're still butthurt about some body hair
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>>163348975
>everyone is awful and doing bad shit all the time; the setting
I like it. There is no real faction thats pure good or evil all the time apart from Chaos who are just plot progression.
>>
>>163290365
my friend and i recently got total war warhammer, does anyone know if the everwatcher gets unlock if you are playing a co-op campaign?
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>>163348975
Younger races usually rely on things from the older races.
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>>163349008
where is your cav

no excuses anon
>>
Are Vampire Counts easy mode?

I'm on turn 30 and it seems way to easy. None of the human factions are confederating and they can't counter my flying monsters. Dwarves and Greenskins aren't declaring war.
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>>163349008
Play Durthu the same as Empire, except go more aggressive and shit all over the unprepared French masses. Fucking frogs deserve it.

My Empire stack around t115 is
>Lord
>Melee Hero
>Caster
>4 Swordsmen
>4 Spearman
>2 Crossbowmen
>1 Handgunners
>2 Reiksgard (are Demigryph Knights actually better?)
>2 Artillery
>2 Steam Tank

My Dwarf stack usually ends up as
>Lord
>3 Quarrelers
>2 Thunderers
>4 Longbeards
>2 Grudge Thrower
>2 Cannon artillery
>anything else

As you can tell I don't play Dwarfs much.
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>>163349243
As in does it appear in the campaign as a bad guy? Yes. I think its somewhere between 100 and 150 turns maybe, depending on when you break the first Chaos invasion.
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>>163348797
what empty castles and kyoto not being historically accurate?

they're points made if you're a retard and I shouldn't have to answer them
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>>163349418
Absolutely they are the easiest faction to play.

I gimp myself now by only playing with necromancy. Nothing but skeleton units and summoning. And I never use any of the post battle summoning because its just broken as all hell, no other faction can raise that many troops that quickly and for so little, even the orcs cant keep up with it.
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>>163349418
Just wait until Greenskins come over the mountains with 13 doomstacks.
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>>163349835
>orcs
>not getting BTFO by based Hgih King Thorgrim Grudgebearer
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>>163349008
>What are your empire armies normally comprised of?

early game; spamming swords and crossbows with 1 arty to lure AI
mid game; spamming swords and guns with 1 arty to lure AI
late game; thousands and thousands of demigryphs and 1 arty to lure AI

AI improvement so it realizes 1 cannon isnt the end of the world and they dont have to bum rush when?
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>>163349418
If dwarfs do declare war you're fucked until you realise you can spawn zombies behind their lines:^)
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Is anyone here interested in older TW? Say, M2:SS?
>>
>Pontus
>Warhammer
seriously, fuck Warhammer
>>
>>163297151
Is that a Brexit johnny?
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>>163331542
>tombking's spoiled in CA mod wards 2k16
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>>163350751
Yes please touch that some more
>>
>>163350751
As long as you're not playing early era and you don't wank the game while posting.
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>>163297879
Same reason Game does for pokemon events, cross marketing saves money
>>163297151
when these sales appear then I shall join these hallowed ranks
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>>163349669
i mean if we complete the campaign, and win, will we both have him as a character unlocked for playing in custom and multiplayer?
>>
>>163331542
black ork warboss [looted anvil of doom] when?

sidenote, if you take out a faction, you should be able to steal their legendary lords unique gear.
>>
>>163349027
I think you mean wizard who can change the colour of his eyes
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>>163350751
Remember when most campaigns posted here were M2 or S2? Lasted til Attila was released really cause of the R2 shitstorm
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>>163351208
You can unlock achievements while playing coop just fine so I suspect you can unlock him.
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>>163349008
2 Greatswords
2 Swordsmen(Volkmar has Sons of Sigmar + 3 flagellants)
2 Halberdiers(I increase the halberd usage for armies fighting the chaos invasion)
2 Spearmen with shield

The rest varies a lot(depends on the lord and so on). They have minimum two cav units, minimum 1 arty unit and minimum 3 ranged units.

A mage often accompanies the armies.
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>>163350751
What do you mean 'abuse the AI'?

>>163351062
don't make it gay

>>163351092
>1124AD
>literally above the map
But Early Era feels better. Also I'm relearning SS (and M2 in general; after years of playing grand strategy games nonstop), and thought this is better to ease myself back in. If it helps, I'm playing with the 'Savage AI'.

Also I'll never wank one game or another. I just try to have fun. I'm not a fanboy.
>>
Why didn't CA balance unit size and magic instead of the fucked up system we did get? It seems like a pretty obvious thing to do.
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>>163349062
>be elf
>get cucked out of their entire holdings
>lose the symbol of their kingship
>bitch out like fags
epic.
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>>163351548
>merchant has sat here for ~ten turns
>already maxed out
>872/turn
Fucking hate the cheating AI. Yes, I did try savescumming to Acquire him early on, gave up after ten reloads.

Also most of the trade goods tooltips are fucked in SS 6.4.
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>>163349418
How are Bats and Vargheists difficult to counter for anybody, they do fuckall.
>>
I'm hoping all the dlc will go on sale tomorrow so it's going to be the first time after a 100 hours at release that I'm picking up the game.
What are good heroes or mages to use for the Empire, is it still Witchhunters only?
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Reminder that Chaos is viable and sigmarites can fuck off
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>>163351689
looks like somebody is hungary for chocolate
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>>163351770

Witchhunter's fingerpointing got nerfed sadly. You now got about 50 kinds of mages who are all decent-ish to good,
>>
Aggressive Wood Elf/Marienburg towers patch fucking when
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>>163351834

>>163351861
KYS FOOL
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>>163351834
Worst faction in mp
>>
How da phuck do I conquer lands in Rome 2? I always march on a city to find they have an army stationed there and it's garrison is worth half an army and the navy are in port and they won't come out and meet me because barbar AI is just sit at home with a doomstack and never move
>>
>>163351770
Grey, Light, Amber, Jade Wizards are good. Witchhunters aren't really that good anymore, whereas Battlepriests are a pretty solid choice.
>>
>>163351983
>he doesnt use gold -> points mod
>laughing Ward and Cruddace.jpg
>>163352031
raid them and blockade their ports
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>>163343837
Holy fuck, these are all golden
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>>163352094
>>he doesnt use gold -> points mod
where is that mod?
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>>163352141
in the future once I have learnt to mod
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well then...
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>>163352031
You defeat the army with your superior army. Or you could bait them into an ambush.
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>>163352228
What's the explanation for this Dwarven clan appearing out of nowhere btw, weren't these lands previously held by some Karak Goatfuck?
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>>163352228
where are these screenshots saved?
Are those poopoopeepee men or greenskins
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>>163351689
>he doesn't know the peasant protectionism trick
>he lets other merchants into his territory
laughing_milanese
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>>163351982
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>>163352228
That orc rebel stack might fuck over your enemies. It happened in my Angrund game.

>Several orc armies outside my capital
>Rebel stack spawns with a lot of trolls
>Wipes out all the other orc armies
>I move out of my capital and wreck the wounded rebel army afterwards
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>>163352228
Why the fuck did you not kill Shitsnik early in the game
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>>163352378
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>>163352338
don't know really i use a program called screenshooter to take them
>>163352482
i had no idea what was going to happen until it was too late. my army was too weak to fight the first guys who came in, i couldn't recruit units because my military building was in a besieged city and everything kinda went downhill from there after the early setbacks
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>>163352351
>peasant protectionism trick
Go on....

My favourite little trick with agents was to find two enemy cities and endlessly send plagued spies back and forth between them so that they perpetually had plagues in their cities. The spies would always give the plague to the cities, and if the spies were cured the cities would give the plague back, and if one of the cities were cured a spy would give it back
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>>163352502
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>>163351689
Fucking Papa. Lemme kill em already, this giant stack is eating into my dosh!

Also pictured: maritime trade starting to pick up.

>>163352351
>using peasants to protect trade goods
>in SS where peasants cost more, and are less available ('real recruitment' spaces out availability of new units even more)
>and there are a fuck ton more trade goods
Why would I protect trade goods close to my capital anyway? I've got a 4-pip merchant sitting on the silk near the upper Nile and another headed for the gold in Ethiopia. I'll just wait for them to level up, and send more when they die. It's still super early, I have a cap of 3 merchants only.

I also generally hate savescumming to acquire AI merchants. I'd rather do so only until mine are at least level 4, then send them to the Orient.
>>
>Tenth day of Festag
>CA decides to not show off more Bretonnia
>Instead, they decide to 'let' someone win a High Cuck version of the game
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>>163352795
Attack the pope
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>>163352770
fuk elgi scum
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>>163352795
>using real"unfun"recruitment
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>>163352994
twg definitely stepped up its meme game with the release of Warhammer.
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>>163353079
Still my all-time favorite
>>
>10th day of festag is compeitiotn
all of the dlc is in this competition so they'll give away all the dlc
>>
>>163341705
dont know... think an dwarf would just cut of that part instead. even if it was his stunted penis
>>
>>163352994
>Belegar is allied to WE at the start of the game
>>
>>163353784
Only to sabotage Orion's amber stores.
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>>163352661
>Go on....
basically you place a peasant on a resource and then embed the merchant, and there you go, you can trade and no other merchant can take you over

obviously only works in your own territory so this is only worth doing if you have expensive trade resources, like the sicilians who start with silk
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>>163352795
>recruit new Merchant after the one I sent to meme around in the Lowlands got eaten
>roll a nattie 5-star
>could be 6-start if not for that religious trait
Fucking what?? Holy shit, fuck yeah Merchants' Guild.

Also Rome-dad ungrounded us so we can go beat up those Normans finally! Yay!

>>163353031
I may disable it, but at least on medium difficulty it hurts the AI just/almost as much as it hurts me. Honestly the slower build times are a worse pain in the rear.

>>163353079
It's not native /twg/, that's the thing. It's all those creative funboys from /tg/.
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Summon the Elector Counts!
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>>163353879
nah, twg had dank memes before.


Does anyone remember the Attila intro replaced with memes?
>>
>>163353961
Your elector count is the Stirland elector count.
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>>163353879
>15yo
>9-star
Fucking cheating AI.

In other news we are sieging Napoli (again). Hopefully Rome-dad doesn't ground us (again).
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>>163353961
Yeah nah mate, you're not invited.
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>>163354376
He's already here.
>>
Do not mock me!
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>>163352335
Karak Izor sponsored Belegar for him to use their lands as a staging grounds to retaking Karak Eight Peaks.
>>
>>163354449
I've never actually played a campaign with Vladdy, is that trait as useful as it seems?
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Reminder that Sylvania under Vlad was more prosperous and unified than half of the Empire-states.
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>>163354141
>"SCREW YOU, DAD!!"
>"What did you just say?!"
>*unzips excommunication*
>"N-nothing"
>"Goddamn right"
Seriously this game right now. I feel like I'm 14 again asking to go out on a school night.

Three sushi captchas in a row, what's up with that. Preferable to street signs, but still.
>>
>>163354646
VCs probably have the easiest legendary campaign start because Vlad is a starting choice.

Between the all Vanguard Deployment and the +vet exp bonus, you steamroll early game.
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>>163354517
A manlet shall not lead me
>>
>>163354670
Reminder that Nagash did nothing wrong
>>
When's the
>Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Bretonnia...
trailer?
>>
>Ancient Rome helps Armenian prince take throne
>Armenian prince assumes favourable disposition towards Rome once he gets to power
>Russia helps Trump win election
>Trump improves US-Russian relations and eases on the Nato stranglehold

Shit is still the same
>>
>>163354670
I imagine being a peasant living in Sylvania under VC rule isn't really the worst life a human can have. Sure, you have to give up a daughter as tax at some point, but then again you will never be drafted for a shitty war and nobody bothers you in general while living your peasantly life.
>>
>>163354449
Is this a mod or some shit, he isn't a LL in the game now or is he?
>>
>>163355108
He is for a while already. Free update.
>>
>>163355108
Free dlc
>>
>>163354670
It was prosperous until he went to war. But yes far more orderly and peasants were not beaten and raped more than they should have been.
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>>163355063
>wild ghouls all over the place
>swamps everywhere
>dire doggos and bats constantly trying to eat you
>deadly death swamps as far as eye can see
>at times have to witness the spookening of hundreds of skeletons marching through your farm
Yeah, it's great.

>>163355108
Have you been living under a rock?
>>
>>163355005
apart from killing his brother and not following tradition, someone else could have made them immortal and not zombies
>>163355020
>he thinks 'scratch my back and I'll scratch
yours' hasn't been going on for ages
At least a balkaner won't start another WW
>>
>>163355348
After awhile you get used to it, like public hangings back then and islamic terrorism nowadays. Also those monsters are bound to the will of a vampire/ necromancer and if you are killed Vlad will make sure you are laid to rest and your killer is suitably tortured
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>>163355348
Better than Beastmen shitting on your corpse and turning over the vast majority of your crops to nobles who aren't even objectively superior beings.
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>>163355578
>objectively superior
>can't even look at the sun
>>
>>163355641
>his lord isn't a descendant to abborash
>his lord couldn't 1v1 a dragon
Great """"""lord""""" you got eh
>>
New bread?
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>>163355747
>his lord can't even stand in the sun.
>his lord can't eat garlic
>>
>>163355846
Garlic is overrated anyway.
>>
>>163355846
drinking Dragon blood as a vampire gives you all the buffs but none of the debuffs of being a vampire. Why would I need garlic to flavour my meals when I can just mix it with the fine blood I got from the bank
>>
>>163355975
>dude blood dragons lmao.
they sit in their keep and be irrelevant all day.
>>
>>163355760
make it yourself and don't use the redditrat
>>
new
>>163356165
>>163356165
>>163356165
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>>163356003
>sit in your keep to save the world from chaos in the end times
vs
>die in petty wars to redraw boundaries for the 8989898th time only for it to happen the 87878897979797907997th time
Really hard decision m8
>>
>>163354141
SS has in general greatly boosted beauty of princesses
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Man, Glade Guard are tougher than I thought...
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>>163355975

You mean drinking all of the blood of a dragon you killed in combat by yourself.

This is magic, specifics of ritual are important.
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Is Europa Perdita for Attila any good? I've got that itch that says HEAVEN CAN WAIT
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