lesbos xd
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>A PG13 game in the West
DELETE THIS
You know, I thought they'd go in a different direction, like WAY out of left field, but this makes sense.
All I know is Tracerfags got BTFO
Where can i watch all the animated shorts IN ORDER?
I repeat IN ORDER.
>mascot is gay
Writing is fucking terrible. Widow looked nice though.
PHARMERCY FAGS BTFO
FUCK THIS FUCKING GAME FUCKING GAY DYKE SHIT
YOU FUCKING KEKS LAP THIS SHIT UP AHAHAHAHAHAHA
LITERAL FUCKING KEKOLDS WATCHING YOUR WAIFUS DATE OTHER MEN
FOREVER BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BY TF2
ENJOY GETTING KEKED BY BLIZZARD FOREVER YOU FAGGOTS
REAPER76 FAGGOTS BTFO
WIDOWMAKER X TRACER FAGS ON HEAVEN WATCH
REAPER76 BTFO
PHARMERCY BTFO
>tfw Winston spends christmas alone
He should invite Gabriel
Anyone selling a Diamond account on NA?
Torb with the moves
So, now that we got DEEPEST LORE.
How was your initial reaction to Tracer being the gay character?
me on the right
cheerio luv's
the faggotry's here
Time to never play tracer again
>>163271704
>>163271965
>Tracer has a girlfriendand an actual house apparently
I wasn't exactly expecting this, but I really can't say I'm surprised either.
WOW My sister's gonna FREAK
>>163271926
>WIDOWMAKER X TRACER FAGS ON HEAVEN WATCH
More like suicide watch considering that Widow isn't a dyke.
>>163271952
>that Reaper
>that Widow
>>163271965
Saw it miles away. And im happy about it honestly.
>Pharah has daddy issues and only dates old guys
PLEASE let it be true
>>163271952
>Torb and Rein
>Junkrat and Roadhog
Warms my heart to see bros being bros
>>163271895
Looks more like her dad.
>>163271895
It's her dad
>>163271965
I saw it coming. I'm pretty happy about it.
>>163271965
It was so predictable
>>163271965
Literally didn't surprise me in the least
>>163271965
it wasn't really much of a surprise, reaper x soldier shipping retards btfo
>TF2
>9 straight men with based personalities
>OW
>fucking faggots and women dating other men
CUUUUCKS
Is this literally the worst option they could have gone with?
Making Tracer gay:
1) upsets the overwhelming majority of the gay audience, who wanted sensical couples like Soldier x McCree or Hanzo x McCree
2) upsets the overwhelming majority of the straight audience, who are enamored with tracer
It seems like Activision is physically incapable of making a good decision any more. If you could describe the company in one sentence it would be 'out of touch'.
poor blueberry
>>163271952
Why is Widow still sad about her husband? She killed him and was brainwashed. You telling me there is a bit of Amelie in there and she might get a normal not brainwashed skin?
>>163271895
Wouldn't showing Genji writing Mercy be the better picture? That's probably Pharah's dad.
>>163271905
Show us on the doll where Chu touched you
>>163271952
Holy fuck, the more you look at it, the more feels you get
>>163271952
>Reaper looking like birth of a supervillain.jpg
>>163271965
>the gay character
Remember that they said MULTIPLE gay characters
>>163271965
Saw it coming, I like how comfy Tracer's place looks like.
>>163272084
>upsets the overwhelming majority of the straight audience, who are enamored with tracer
But Tracer is literally the worst girl.
>>163271952
>Chu still pushing his white female / asian male agenda
Getting real tired of this shit Blizzard.
>>163271952
How many fucking kids does reinhardt have I doubt they're all torbs
Also kind of fucks pharah being his child
LOOK MOM I'M DOING ART
>>163272085
So why is she with Talon again? Based on that comic and her interaction with Ana it's obvious she still cares about her husband and therefore should be holding major grudge against them for making her kill him.
>>163272084
>2) upsets the overwhelming majority of the straight audience, who are enamored with tracer
Lesbians are a-okay with these people as long as they're hot
>>163272084
>upsets the overwhelming majority of the gay audience
I don't know which Overwatch you were playing, but people love Tracer, and they especially love lesbian Tracer.
>upsets the overwhelming majority of the straight audience
I'm really not sure she was that popular of a waifu, anon.
>>163272084
>overwhelming majority of the straight audience, who are enamored with tracer
kek this delusion
tracercucks on SUICIDE WATCH
Post your faces when Reap76 anon got eternally BTFO!
>>163272227
Maybe he's the shitposter who shows up spamming that across the boards
>>163271952
>Reinhardt and Torb have a combined total of like 18 grand childern
Warms the cockles of my heart
>>163271952
Where's Zarya?
>>163271996
It's his daughter
>>163272268
Fucks given:ZERO
>>163272343
Literally keeping the white race afloat
God bless
>>163271704
reminder that pharah is the purest most autistic CUTE
>>163271952
Are all of those kids Torbs or Reinhardts?
>>163272253
Perhaps it's some weird twisted shit like
She appreciates and respects that it was his death that allowed her to feel truly alive for the first time
Could that work
>>163272356
well then it's not me on the right
>>163271952
Heroes that don't appear
>Zarya
>Lucio
>Bastion
>Mei
>Symmetra
>D.va
>>163271952
Ana looks bored.
>>163272084
>1) upsets the overwhelming majority of the gay audience, who wanted sensical couples like Soldier x McCree or Hanzo x McCree
One of the male characters is inevitably going to be revealed as gay.
>>163272351
Busy fighting Omnics in Siberia and not being a lesbo.
SO UH REAPER/76 GUY UH WHAT'S THE DEALIO HERE UH WAS YOUR INTEL INCORRECT HMM?
>>163271704
delete this
right fucking now
#slaythegay
Tracer being gay makes the sfm porn all the better.
>>163272268
can I have a source please, where are people getting these comics
>>163272424
Grandchildern probably. Torb and Reinhardt are the two oldest in the game, (except for maybe Jack and Reaper)
>>163272424
No idea
For all we know it's an orphanage they both visit
>>163272467
The hero we deserve
>person on our team suddenly leaves
>lose skill rating
what was blizzard thinking? tactically leaving bullshit?
So who's in the picture 76 is holding?
>>163272432
It would only make sense to this guy.
>>163272084
Speak for yourself, Tracer being gay makes more sense than anyone else. Maybe Zarya.
>>163271952
So is Ana divorced so she taking the bullet of not seeing her daughter for Christmas?
>>163272563
HOoly shit, he gay
>silver portrait mercy
>Soldier 76 and Reaper are straight
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU BLIZZARD I AM NOT PLAYING THIS FUCKING SHIT GAME AGAIN. YOU WILL REGRET WHAT YOU DID HERE TODAY.
>>163271996
why is he so fucking small
why does this game have mini patches but not patch notes for them
just got a notice for one and can't find if it changed anything
>>163272441
more like sad that she has to spend Christmas pretending to be dead while hiding from the wrath of what used to be one of your very dearest friends.
>>163272563
his gay son
>>163272523
http://comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us/tracer-reflections
is this a surprise to anyone? tracer is on all the game's cover art, she has to be socjus friendly
>>163272563
Liao or whats his name?
Did this new patch do anything or was it just to kick us out of the game so we have to look at the new lesbo comic
>>163272619
It's possible that in "canon" neither her daughter or husband know that she's alive yet
>>163271704
What is this? Holy shit Blizzard wtf
>ear piercings
>nose piercings
hanzo is such a fucking faggot
>>163272623
They could always make them BI if they are really going through with the gay agenda.
HAHAHAHAHA
YOUR GAME IS FULL OF FUCKING FAGGOT CHARACTERS
HAS LESS FUCKING PLAYERS THAN TF2
Anyone else think MMR in qp is FUCKING STUPID AS FUCK. All I want to do is fucking play for fun but all I get matched up with in fucking quick play is 4000+ virgins. Fucking hell I can't even enjoy this game anymore. I barely hit rank 3000 and that was season 2 where I only played 10 games. Why am I playing against these faggots. Fuck this shit.
>>163272668
I just thought it was going to be one of the guys tbqhwyf.
Lesbians are gross and no one likes them.
>>163272563
Looks like a man so my guess is Zarya.
>"Gerard was a fool for trusting you"
>"You knew nothing about him"
>now this
Widow redemption arc coming your way boys.
>>163271704
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SHIPPERS BTFO
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
LITERALLY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>163272668
Oh no, she's gay, all the liberals won! Our society is literally falling apart now.
>>163272734
>implying Heavy doesn't lust for Medic
lmao
>>163272432
Now THAT is what I call "Edgy"!
is that one irritable tracer fan from around release and the widowmaker short still here or did he kill himself over the dyke character being a dyke
>>163272074
At least TF2 characters had personality. OW heroes are so fucking terrible.
>350mb patch
Where's the patch notes blizzard?
>>163272440
D.Va and Mei were in the weather reports, weren't they? Not necessarily appearing, but, hey.
>>163272563
More likely than not his son who will turn out to be some emo overwatch kid.
>>163272769
I would be okay with this.
>joins overwatch
>they try to cure her and reverse the effects
>something goes wrong
>she is nowred like a cherry
>>163271895
That art is very not great
HOMOPOSTER ON SUICIDE WATCH
WILL HE EVER RECOVER?
>The absolute state of Pharmercy
>this fucking garbage art compared to TF2 comics
lol
>>163272725
BLIZZARD WHAT IS THIS HIPSTER TUMBLR-TIER NEW YORK SHIT
>>163272253
She's brain washed. Her loyalty to Talon is just a part of her
>>163271905
Blizzard said from the beginning that were was a gay character, they just didn't say who it was.
>>163271952
THINK OF ALL THE PHARMERCY FAGS, DELICIOUS
>>163272853
>Dad i never wanted to be a hero like you stop forcing it upon me just leave me alone
>>163272501
All shippers btfo.Beside the GenjixMercy.
>>163272843
Zarya was in that same panel too
It counts enough as a cameo I guess
>>163271952
Poor Reapy.
>>163272843
Yeah looked at comic again saw Mei D.va and Zarya on Winston's screens.
Suppose that's something.
welp i glad widow is my waifu and genjixmercy is real what a happy crhistmas
>>163271952
>Torb has two normal hands
>>163271952
Pay attention to the Genji and Mercy pictures. Genji wrote Angela a letter.
>>163272440
Symmetra appears in a magazine cover in Tracer's place
Zarya Mei D.va in the TV
The rest i didn't check but for sure they are there
is just me or Mystery Heroes is now locked on Hanamura and King's Row only?
>tfw you'll never have a drinking contest with Sombra
>>163272924
Please dont tell me McCree/Sombra is going to be a thing
MY STOMACH IS HURTING SO MUCH I CANT TAKE ALL OF THIS BOYS IM UNINSTALLING AND LEAVING THIS FOREVER
/BLOG
>genji still has his eyes
>Quake: Champions is coming out soon
>it won't have any gay marketing drama
>it will be 10x faster and more fun than Casualwatch
>>163272791
it is
>>163273014
Just you.
>Zarya not the dyke
Wew.
>Hanzo got an edgelord haircut
the fuck is this
that one tracer x genji fag BTFO
>>163271952
What is hanzo even doing? Putting a ping pong paddle on a cake?
>>163272268
>>163273014
>The mode was renamed "Winter Mystery"
hMMMmm
>>163272912
That's her father. Looks like he might be canadian too since there's A FUCKING LEAF on the TV screen
>>163272924
I think it's Pharah's dad
>>163272924
I feel bad for Ana it must be boring as shit being stuck with 76. They should have did something together.
>>163271952
>Pharah on a date with a man
>Mercy reading a letter that is obviously from Genji
Blizzard continues to piss off their fanbase.
>>163271952
What the fuck, most of them are so sad.
What the fuck, Torb's claw hand is a glove?
What the fuck, Genji X Mercy confirmed?
>>163273007
Fucking why. The only gross thing about the comic.
>>163272880
At least OW releases Comics every 3 months or so. As opposed to when they feel like it
Can we just please stop pretending to care about this piece of shit now and go back to TF2
>>163272831
Tracer is gay. Thats the 350mb patch note.
>>163273062
Genji can see without his visor. He just has burn marks. Check the Dragons video.
>>163272791
FUCK OFF WITH YOUR FAGGOTS APOLOGISM
FUCK BLIZZARD AND KILL ALL GAYS
Get better comic artists Blizz...
>>163272074
TF2 had a way better Christmas comic too
>>163272268
Has anyone noticed this comic is ugly? Like the art. It's actually pretty shit.
Who drew it? I hope not a professional.
>zarya is straight
YES
>Tracer can exist outside of wearing the accelerator
Interesting, I thought she needed that on her on all times or be in an area that prevents her from being torn away by time
Or is that thing next to the christmas tree charging/providing the effect?
>>163273142
>forever grateful to her for saving his life
>eww gross why is he writing her?
COMIC IS BLOCKED IN RUSSIA
HAHAHA
>>163272092
Of course there is a bit of Amelie. She snaps at Ana when she mentions her husband and whispers his name when she gets healed.
>>163271952
What's 76 holding a picture of?
Leaving aside lesbians for a moment, who was Pharah dining with? And was the guy dressed as Santa on the Reinhardt panel Torb?
>D.Va wearing the skin Tracer got in the end
>mfw it was supposed to be hers but the cunts at blizzard were too lazy to come up with something for the meka so they slapped it on tracer since she has similar figure
Fuck this shit.
>>163273207
All the comics are ugly. Western comic "art".
>>163271952
Aw, I just noticed the picture of all of them in the Torb/Reinhardt panel.
>>163273271
His BF that died when Overwatch was blown up.Screencap
>>163273271
his lil birb gay son
>>163273236
It showed an Omnic person with a job. Of course it was blocked.
>>163273236
Ignore this bait. Works fine here in Moscow.
THIS GAME IS FUNDING WHITE GENOCIDE
FUCKING STOP YOU IDIOTS
FAGSHIPPERS BTFO
"Pharah is an amputee" dweebs btfo
>>163273285
With all that grey in his hair it's probably her dad.
>>163273285
Most probably. He has the eyepatch. But then again he has 2 normal hands.
>>163273225
It's in the background of the shot with Winston as well, so it seems she just needs to be near it.
>>163271965
>How was your initial reaction to Tracer being the gay character?
Whatever. Not that I'm exactly thrilled to see reactions like this for the next few weeks. https://twitter.com/midio/status/811279343389380609
>>163273225
This comic has a lot of inconsistencies as far as muh lore in concerned.
Also did Tracer fucking walk to Gibraltr?
>>163273207
what are you talking about? It's FLAWLESS! Just like tiny Reaper!
>>163271704
mercy confirmed for pure and hardworking even on holidays, traser is literal trash as expected, shame about pharah though
>>163273062
his head was (mostly) intact, probably same deal with his spine.
Everything else had to be robotized
>>163273236
Is this why we didn't get to see Zarya?
>>163273348
Again?
>>163273236
That is true, I can confirm, you can still read it in English tho. This comic is shit anyways.
>>163271965
>How was your initial reaction to Tracer being the gay character?
its completely played straight so its fine
Apparently Genji's robot hands let him write left-handed even though he clearly prefers his right.
>Pharah has limbs
how the fuck does the raptora suit work.
>>163273357
No, Pharah has daddy issues, it's her boyfriend.
>"yo we gotta make a character gay to appease SJW's and expand our diversity bullshit to get more praise"
>"let's make it tracer! she's already the face of our game and they'll fucking love us for confirming 90% of her fan fiction"
>you're a genius jeff!"
>also hey let's destroy the speculation around almost every other character as well
I have no words, how can anyone defend this pandering?
>>163273142
Overwatch's lead writer is an asian man and it is well known that he is an avid genji x mercy shipperfag. So he's trying to brute force his shit into the game.
>>163273370
Given the level of technology that exists wouldn't be suprising for him to have a more human like arm that he can sub in for the arm he uses in battle.
GenjixMercyfags are the only ones not on suicide watch today.
>>163273348
So many Xfags btfo today. It's fucking glorious.
>>163271895
>candelit dinner with wine on Christmas
>wearing makeup, jewelry
>I-it's her dad!
Yeah, sure. Then I guess she's trying to fuck her dad.
>>163273285
Her canadian dad
>>163273370
He probably doesn't wear his big lobster claw in his everyday life
>>163273423
She's in the first shot on the TV like Mei.
>Everyone is losing their shit
Merry Christmas loves!
>>163273387
Is he kneeling/crouching down or is it just the weird art style?
WHO IS FORMING A DEATH PARTY AFTER MICHAEL CHU'S HEAD
WHO WANTS HIM DEAD?
WHO IS WITH ME BROTHERS?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I wonder what Lucio and Symmetra are doing for Christmas even if they don't celebrate it?
>>163273338
After the $300 I spent on loot boxes you can bet I won't be spending a penny more after this debacle at least until Valentine's
>>163271965
I couldn't give less of a fuck,if anything it'll give us more yuri art
>Mercy/Genjifags won
Extracted images in case someone's interested.
https://jii.moe/417wRPz4G.7z
I just came here to say that I'm glad overwatch is such a progressive videogame, hope blizzard keeps this up!
THE DEEPEST LORE WERE ALL EXPECTING IS SHIT
OUR DREAMS AND HOPES ARE SHIT
>>163273493
Yeah looking it, it really looks like it wouldn't be hard to detach and throw on a cyborg arm like McCree has
>>163271952
>tfw you're literally mccree
>>163273301
>implying
TF2 comics are better than this shit and most Japanese scribble shit.
>only likable comic characters are Junkrat and Roadhog
Everyone else a shit. Especially that omnic loving dyke.
>>163273470
>I have no words, how can anyone defend this pandering
Overtards have been in damage control mode since the closed beta, this is nothing difficult for them
>>163273543
Lucio probably has some big christmas concert and Symmetra is pooing in the loo
>>163273463she's on a wheelchair
>>163273543
Alright, i took the bait, why wouldn't Lucio celebrate it?
>>163273560
Thanks love!
>>163273560
THREE WAY.
>inb4 SHE'S NOT WEARING HER CHRONAL ACCELERATOR IT'S NOT CANON
>>163271704
Tracer's gf looks like one of the Moon Over June characters
>>163273608
except tf2 will never get a comic ever again or a good update
keep jerking off to old shit
What the fuck Hanzo is doing?Besides being a faggot
>>163272253
Widowmaker has ulterior motives, Sombra is somewhat aware of that.
>>163273379
IN YOUR FACE, HOMOPHOBE
>>163273519
How? It was kind of obvious she would be gay. The only people losing their shit is shippers who went for certain pairings.
>>163273463
So is this Pharah's dad or what
>>163273659
I thought it was already established she can take it off for a bit, but too long and she starts getting all space ghosty again
>>163273530
You can clearly see the knee pads so no. It's just that bad.
Am i the only one happy about all of this? Im just sad about Soldier and Ana still hiding from the society.But glad that widowmaker isn't a brainwashed bitch and actually cares about her husband
>>163273560
Tracer is supposed to wear her chestpiece to keep her from phasing out of existence, is she not?
>tfw d.va still hasn't even appeared in any overwatch media.
>>163273560
BLACKED
Came here immediately after I read the comic for the buttblasted posters. I wasn't disappointed.
>>163271952
Anybody else notice this in Pharah's cameo? Is she in Canada now?
>>163273621
lmao
>>163272791
correct
>>163273751
She can probably go without it for a few hours or days or whatever, but too long and yeah she can start blinking out again
>BEING GAY IS COOLER THAN BEING NORMAL
>>163273750
I think she broke away from the mind control but is still too deep to do anything about it.
>>163273786
First page
>>163273504
That's a lantern and the TV is on behind her
He's probably watching the game
>>163273751
You can see it set up nearby in the same room so it apparently doesn't need to be fully attached, that obviously has to be how it is when she's out and about though
>>163273786
Is that a new meme, or are you people literally blind?
>>163273796
I just like that Zen is fucking around with snowballs
>>163273819
Lesbians are vanilla for like 30 years already dude
why didn't they just leave it a mystery
then we could all be happy
>>163273796
This better be Pharah's dad.
reminder that looking to video games for political ideas you're a dipshit left or right wing
I'm confused. If Tracer takes off the accelerometer or whatever it's called, doesn't she go back into phasing in and out of reality with no real way to control it?
She's playing a big risk by taking it off to have a Christmas dinner. She could vanish out of existence forever... or a day, or weeks, or months. Who knows? But why.
Have they just completely scrapped this to its entirety? And now it's just simply a device she equips when she goes and does stuff outside her house and that it doesn't fucking matter anymore?
>>163272440
lucio had a concert that night, you can see it when tracer is rushing to buy her present
Please make Pharahs dad a Canadian hero Blizzard <3<3<3
At least they made the dyke character an ugly one so nothing of value was lost.
>>163273730
Yep. Also, i remember reading somewhere that she has a subdermal implant, just in case.
>GAYLORDS BTFO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This picture is a testament to how fucked up this lore is:
>What the literal fuck is Hanzo doing?
>How does Genji send letters to Angela?
>Who are all these fucking people in Rein and Torb's panel? What?
>Why is Reaper watching families on the street for some fucking reason? Do they need to make him even more pathetic?
>Hog and Junk are doing nothing they don't already do
>Where the fuck is McCree? Why is Sombra there? What is going on???
The only panels that make sense are 76's and Widow's.
What the fuck is going on in this """""story""""""
>>163273819
where the fuck did you get that from
posting the cutest part
>>163273721
Seems like it judging by the gray hair.inb4 you can't dress up and take your parent/s somewhere nice for dinner, it's fucking Christmas, of COURSE she would.
>>163273687
Buying a Christmas cake to eat alone on the street
>>163271841
>All I know is Tracerfags got BTFO
It's amazing. Not only that, but Tracer as a canon lesbian means more yuri art of her. I'm fine with this.
So no appearances from Bastion, Lucio or Symmetra then? I didn't notice any of them anywhere.
>>163273926
How is anyone BTFO when we still got a LGBT character that, if anything, is the best possible scenario?
>>163273608
this is literally "SO RANDUMB" borderlands-tier humor
>>163273916
>Kills someone
>apologizes
>>163273891
Literally this
SWEET SWEET IGNORANCE I MISS YOU SO MUCH
>>163273934
Athena best waifu.
>>163273931
>yfw that's reaper's wife and son
>yfw he's a cuckolded edgelord
Does quick play use a hidden MMR system? I keep getting placed into matches with 3500-4000 players on both teams.
>>163273931
That's what happens when you have a fucking shipperfag as your lead writer. More concerned about pushing his agenda ship then writing a coherent story.
>>163273931
I'm pretty sure the woman on the right was in his comic and like he's brolady but I never got the impression they were married or anything
>>163273916
Her face is so fucked.
>>163273981
Symmetra in the magazine
>>163273621
had a good Kek, thank you.
>>163273934
I really hope Athena gets a robot body then put in the game.
>>163273931
Hanzo looks like he wants to fuck that cake
>>163273559
ayyy you mad
>>163274048
Because the artist is shit, look at Reaper, look at Mercy.
I was getting really mad at blizzard leaving Winston alone for christmas. Then i saw the ending and i was a bit happy.
>GenjixMercy canon
>Pharmercy blown out of existence
>Tracer, the most boring possibility, is gay
>SombraxMcCree
>Widow grieving her husband even though she has no emotion
>Pharah fucking old men
>Reaper eternally cucked
>Anax76
What went so fucking wrong, bros?
>>163274043
Who are you referring to ?
>>163274043
Looks like her, yeah. My guess is they're visiting Torb's family for the holiday, since they're old friends and all.
>>163273965
So when Blizzard said there would be more than "one" gay character were they referring to Tracer's girlfriend?
>>163273891
Fucking this, the more they reveal about the "story" the more I hate it. They should have just left it alone.
>>163274024
Reaper is like 60 i bet is his daughter
>>163273931
>Can't enjoy a light-hearted Christmas story with all your favorite OW heroes
>"ruins the lore"
>The fucking Junkenstein comic confirmed Reaper to be a seamstress
>But that's no biggie
Come on, man. OW is tongue-in-cheek. Enjoy it.
>checking quickplay stats on overbuff
>played 15 of my 140 soldier 76 games since the recent buff and my dmg average has gone up by 1.5k to 8k
They really went overboard. Like, I didn't *feel* the impact of the buff playing against 76s and just assumed they were good but it's obvious to me now that they were probably shit and the damage buff just made them seem good. There's no reason to even run McCree now. He was always one of my favorite heroes and it sucked when he was out of the meta but I wish they'd revert the buff or just tone it down a little.
>>163273796
I read somewhere that Blizzard is working on a map set in Canada, maybe this is just some foreshadowing
>>163274048
her mother taught her how to shoot, but not how to use makeup
>>163273895
it is
>>163274152
>So when Blizzard said there would be more than "one" gay character were they referring to Tracer's girlfriend?
No, that doesn't make any sense.
>tracer and some random no-name bitch are the fags
>it isn't bestboy and roadhog
>>163273985
>>163273916
>implying Mei isn't the Canadian hero
>>163274048
She's looks like Symmetra cosplaying Pharah.
>>163274170
>The fucking Junkenstein comic confirmed Reaper to be a seamstress
That was a mistranslation
>>163274134
Someone call for Chu's execution.
>>163273934
>engaging party mode
>>163273796
So did Ana get LEAFED?
>>163274230
they said there was plenty of LGBT representation
so still got some trannies, gays, and bisexuals to go
>>163274134
>Torbjörn is happy
>Junkrat is happy
Literally nothing went wrong.
>>163274162
Yeah, people forget but there's a pretty strong chance 76 and Reaper are actually even older then Reinhardt
>>163273383
>Also did Tracer fucking walk to Gibraltr?
Well shit, that's a really good question
Now I know: this is the age old tale of "lol i have gold damage"
But I wouldnt even post this but I literally got called out for being "useless". Which, Sure I would be like Okay Ive seen useless as fuck players with gold damage also. But I have gold healing. And the guy calling me out was playing Ana at the time. I was gold then also.
Can you retards fucking understand that Sombra is a stealth hero and you're not going to see half of what she fucking does and what she fuckign does isn't getting kills, so shut the fuck up?
>>163274170
>Junkenstein story gave us some character development and the original team in a new light
>Holiday comic shows all the major characters in their current time and and a majority of it introduces new characters and situations that are disconnected and make no sense
Can you honestly not see the difference?
>ana would rather be with 76 than with her daughter and (ex?) husband
There are several ships setting sail today
D.va is busy being a celebrity
>>163274230
I'm highly certain there isn't much love between Road and Junk.
Just mild tolerance for each other
>>163274269
oh christ
>>163274246
>Chinese
>rude as fuck
>apologizes though
this canadian theory has gone too far
>>163273916
>some uggo with a gray patch
how embarrassing! egyptians do have shit taste
>>163271965
I'm perfectly fine with this. I love to see shipperfags get blown the fuck out. Blizzard also played it pretty well.
Who the fuck are those No names
GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY WAIFUS AND MY LORE
>>163274134
Your stupid headcanon.
>>163274318
It's quick play. Who gives a single fuck about anything that happens there?
So what's confirmed now?
>>163274178
hitscan dps is fucked right now because theyre fixated on having them not be helpless at close range while also being the only classes that can kill anything at long range, so they basically end up overpowered at all ranges
like mccree and 76 currently beat reaper 1v1 at his ideal range, thats absolutely fucking retarded
>>163271704
Top 50 competitive Symmetra
Ama
This art
>>163273560
YOU JUST KNOW
>>163273675
not so ugly tho
>>163274321
So the OW story can only be told in flashbacks and not develop any new lore? We can't go forward?
>>163274453
Tracer kisses girls
tf2 is better
>>163271704
Actually laughing over how dumb this shit is.
Blizzard, fucking why bother? Holy shit we need more of these forced as hell progressive values.
Waiting for the point where they makeMcCreeorWinstontrans.
>>163271952
>Mcree and Sombra
Why are they together?
>>163274453
Tracer's the dyke
MercyxGenji
Reaper is forever alone
>someone is playing genji
>check their profile
>Genji is their most played hero and has at least 5x more hours on him than the second-most player hero
everytime
>>163274295
I'd assume they're all around the same age since they were all founding members
>>163273463
Jeff said it was a design flaw.
>>163274473
>Mercy is transsexual
LMAOOO BLIZZARD IS GODLY
>>163274453
My cat has more talent than chu
>>163274453
Tracer's gay and either Pharah or Ana aren't
>>163274358
In case you didn't notice neither of them seem pretty happy about their circumstances
They are probably both wanted vigilantes and have to spend the holidays in hiding
>>163274471
how2manuver when microwaving enemy with lmb
You literal faggots are regretting betraying TF2 for waifushit when all the waifus are taken
>Read the comic
>tfw I could feel the hearts of all the Tracerfags break simultaneously
>Genji is writing to Mercy
>Pharah's father is a leaf
DELETE THIS ENTIRE COMIC
>>163272626
He's crouching so he will be more inconspicuous.
He's not very good at it.
>>163274519
Sombra is planning on doing some social hacking with a drunk McRee
>>163274565
Never played TF2 though.
>>163274512
D.va is obviously the tranny and I am going to drink so many tears when it happens
>>163272889
Brain washing isn't exactly like reprogramming a computer. Events like that would surely reverse the effects.
>>163271965
>tracer has a girlfriend and I don't
>>163273934
>no sweater monkey leggo
FUCKING BLIZZARD
>>163274512
>waaaaaahhh why is blizzard pandering to anyone but meeeeeeeeee
lmao qq more fag
>>163274565
no one regrets leaving that ponyfag hellhole
>>163271965
Pic related.
>>163273931
* Birthday
* The postal service
* European child Orphans from the Omnic shit
* Lost his kids during the Omnic shit
* this is normal
* Drinking in Neo-Mexico
* Remember, Overwatch isn't "together" lore wise. The game is the furthest forward.
>/pol/fags crying tears of blood because "muh nondegenerate society" got put into absolute SUICIDE WATCH by a single homosexual
>pharmercyfags crying tears of blood because their fantasizes got BTFO
>reaper76fags crying tears of blood because they can't handle a straight, white, strong heterosexual soldier who don't need no man
sasuga blizzard-sama for blowing the fuck out of the autists. this is truly the greatest christmas present of all time
bets on when blizzard will open the first Overwatch Suicide Hotline to handle all this butthurt
>>163274487
They dropped a big lore bomb with new characters and no explanation to what is going on in any of them.
>MercyxGenji
Fuck off with this meme. There was nothing in the comic that pointed towards this.
>The short haired, athletic female fighter pilot is gay
HOLY PENIS WHAT A SCOOP STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES
>>163274453
Tracerxdyke
GenjixMercy
Torbxhishotwife
Anaxsomecandianfuck
Anax76
McCreexSombra
>>163274471
Tell me the ways of poo-fu this game and lore are shit and I want to spread my shit worldwide.
>>163271874
i actually felt sorry for widow, specially after recently discovering that she sometimes wispers "gerard" in game when you spawn with her
>no d.va animated short
explain this owgtards
>>163274134
>SombraxMcCree
They are literally just in the same panel without even making contact or talking
>Widow grieving her husband even though she has no emotion
She has some lines in game with her calling Gerard, probably some of her old personality is still alive or is slowly coming out
>Reaper cucked
We don't even know who those people are, maybe he's just watching a random family enjoying Christman reminding him that he's an edgelord who did everything wrong
>Anax76
They were best bros in the past, of course they are spending some time together, even though their ship would make some sense
You were born with a mental handicap, this is what went wrong
>>163274565
I quit playing TF2 six years before Overwatch came out
>>163274471https://www.overbuff.com/players/pc/AuntJemima-11114?mode=competitive
Teach me your ways.
>>163274753
>They are literally just in the same panel without even making contact or talking
There's literally no way they didn't have drunken one night stand on christmas
>TF2fags coming out of the woodwork
it will never get another good update or comic
fuck off
>>163274814
>Sombra calling McCree "papi"
Welp I now have a new ship
>>163271965
who cares XDDD love wins guise!!!!!!!!
Who the fuck cares whose gay in my Tibetan TF2 games.
>>163274586
There's a lot of lesbian Tracer fans who will be happy about this comic.
>Blizzard when out of their way to trigger absolutely everyone
>>163274687
Genji was writing a fucking letter with a pen and ink
Nobody fucking does that (especially 70 years from now) unless they want to be fucking romantic and shit
>>163274565
>TF2 for waifushit
But I only played TF2 beacuse heavy is my barafu
>>163273504
Your parents never have candles lit up during christmas or went out to eat?
I'm really happy that SoldierxReaper fags are eternally btfo
>>163274838
>Overcuckfag this mad his game gets a tiny piece of new content every 6 months while TF2 has an endless supply of free user-made content, custom games, a better competitive mode, more maps, more weapons, better characters, actual personality, actual soul
>>163274814
>Sombra and McCree got drunk and fucked non-stop
I suck so bad I'm still Gold and I already have enough points to unlock a gold weapon.
>>163274954
>a better competitive mode
>a better competitive mode
>a better competitive mode
>a better competitive mode
>a better competitive mode
>>163273004
>THIS
THIS COMIC MIGHT NOT BE CANON AFTER ALL
I STILL HAVE HOPE THEY DIDN'T TURN THE POSTER GIRL IN TO SOME SJW AGENDA BULLSHIT
IT'S THE LITTLE DETAILS, EVERYBODY. IT'S THE LITTLE DETAILS.
>>163274703
Watch link related to get inspired
https://youtu.be/HN1Ook-1f2E
Try it out on a whim to find out that she is actually viable. I found this out a week before the update.
Controlling choke points with a car wash while you defend that point. Assuming one or two come and I'm not literally by myself, they'll have to make a choice; shoot me, or the 6 turrets blasting their asshole wide. If they choose to shoot the turrets, I melt them, and the opposite sides if they decide to stay shooting on me.
>>163274890
It's what this world needs.
When everyone's offended, no one will be.
>>163274954
>playing TF2
Not even going to bother arguing.
I'm just going to laugh at you.
>>163274679
>Birthday
How do you even figure that? Is it a party? Why is the cake in a glass case? Is this some Japanese tradition?
>postal service
Genji is in isolation in the fucking mountains. And Angela is supposed to be in a war zone with her whereabouts somewhat unknown. That's why it doesn't make sense.
>European child Orphans from the Omnic shit
I was mostly referring to the wife Torb suddenly seems to have.
>Lost his kids during the Omnic shit
Again, you can't get that from the panel, especially since 76's panel appears and then Reaper's right afterwards. Both of those panels are supposed to follow each other and go together.
>Drinking in Neo-Mexico
Why. is. Sombra. there.
>Remember, Overwatch isn't "together" lore wise. The game is the furthest forward.
Oh so you're just shit posting
>>163274890
i-it's fine t-they'll just p-put her in a sexy skimpy swimsuit next summer or s-something to turn it around and btfo the sjews again like they did with the victory pose r-right
>>163274838
they're not TF2fags, they're TF2 flavored shitposts.
>>163273004
>It's set before the game is
>>163274890
I just wanted more Pharah and got triggered by the shit art
>>163274985
Also McCree absolutely hates Talon and Sombra definitely knows who he is.
So it was probably hate fucking
Which is even better.
>>163274954
>defending MyM
>>163274669
>Shoehorning in retarded relationships
>Excusing Blizzard for being hack jobs
Shill detected
>>163273931
>Where the fuck is McCree? Why is Sombra there? What is going on???
Tijuana
>>163271952
hanzo looks pretty cool, desu
>>163275008
>glove
>normal hand
>>163274954
>a better competitive mode
we both know that's false
>>163275051
>Why is Sombra, a Mexican, in Mexico?
>my childhood crush and best friend who I harbored feelings for all throughout primary school turned out to be a lesbian
>swore off real women forever
>fast forward some years
>have been in love with tracer ever since overwatch was first revealed, saved every piece of early-release art
>have mained her obsessively even though I was bad with her at the start
>overcame lifelong insomnia by imagining tracer singing me to sleep every night
>my face when reading this comic
WHYYYYYYYY
A moment of your time please: What the fuck was the 350 mb update for?
Whos the girl in the photo?
>>163275131
>buzzword buzzword buzzword
qq more fag i love it
>>163275051
IRL monks have internet access
>wife
Why wouldn't he have one. Nigga is a beast.
>why is sombra there
BECAUSE SHE'S FROM MEXICO.
>>163275057
Nope, Widowmaker is the designated sexy character, and Mercy is the designated slut.
They'll get all that.
>>163274893
or, yknow, they're out in the mountains in the middle of nowhere.
>>163271965
im glad homo fags got btfo
>reaperx76
lol get fucked
>>163275141
I suppose he can't have his nipple out wherever he goes
What are the odds of McCree and Sombra being the only people at the same bar on christmas
>>163273004
His left arm is probably detachable/interchangeable.
Do you really think he'd walk around in every day life with a crab claw hand that can pour molten metal?
>>163275172
tracer is now gay
>>163273931
GUYS, THE WOMAN IN THE PICTURE IS NOT ANA.
THE GUY IN THE PICTURE DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE JACK
WHAT THE FUCK IS HE LOOKING AT??????
>>163275087
>before the game
>Sombra is here for some reasons
>Soldier and Ana already reunited
>>163272623
where does it say theyre str8
I was thinking, you know what could be a good backstory for Reaper? One where we discover that he actually deep down likes to fuck things up and fail, deep down when he's one step to succeeding he just block and gives up, deep down he's scared of being happy, he's just used to fail and keep getting down further.
>>163275174
I never really felt bad for 76's general situation until this part. Christ.
>>163275162
maybe you should swore off life altogether. it's painless, you know.
>>163275174
gay son
>>163275174
young emopunk pharah
>>163272012
i'm more surprised that she can actually take off her chrono accelerator. I guess she just uses it to teleport around, that lazy fuck
>>163275237
Very low, which means McCree was probably already getting shit faced and Sombra tracked him there for some reason.
>>163275121
I would imagine that Sombra isn't actually part of Talon and they just contracted her for that mission in the short.
>>163272551
>Zarya has her Frosted skin on
Huh.
>>163275162
Maybe you should have dicked her hard when you had the chance instead of thinking that making her laugh once every week would be enough to get her, pham.
>>163273135
thats her peepaw
>>163275289
It's Mike Pence
It's literally Mike Pence
So Winston being a virgin confirmed?
>>163275180
>fag fag fag
>qq qq qq
Summer came late this year
>>163274681
/pol/ already knew this game was degenerate just by the sheer number of niggers in the game
>>163275121
>better
now i fucking hate everything about this stupid lore im uninstalling
>this kills the shipfag
>pharah's skins were canadian aboriginal themed
>people didn't expect her father to be canadian
>>163275174
What the fuck is even happening in this picture
Why are they just in some room in the desert
I just want to hug Reaper
>>163271936
Wow, people are willing to buy shitter accounts? How much?
>>163275363
Electricity hero when?
DVA and Symm make this game so fucking unfun.
Thanks alot Blizzard you stupid cunts.
>>163275289
>tfw we get a blue post about this
>chu says its Jack and Ana and just an artist's """""interpretation"""""
>>163271704
Fuck everything. Now Roadrat is dead.
I'M DUMB SHE'S A LESBIAN
>>163275121
Sombra is just using Talon anyway
nothing personnel... amiga...
>>163271704
I like how they made a point to show Pharah is both straight and has her limbs
>>163275216
Oh yes I'm sure the sentient robot monks don't have an internet connection set up there. Guess the cyborg-ninja lodging with them for the holidays is just out of luck on that one.
>>163275301
>implying 76 isn't the most tragic character in Overwatch
Being Jack is literally suffering
Couldn't she just be bi?
Seriously what the fuck is Hanzo doing?
At least he looks happy I guess
>>163272084
>soldier x mccree
>hanzo x mccree
>sensical couples
jesus christ shut the fuck up
>>163275364
I would imagine so
>Fucking humans would be beastiality
>Fucking another female gorilla would bring up all kinds of moral questions of consent and beastiality in his mind.
>>163272074
8 straight men and an unknown, but yea
>>163275527
WHAT A MESS WE MADE
WHEN IT ALL WENT WRONG
>Go tank/support
>lose
>Go DPS
>Win
I'm fucking SICK of shitty DPS players on my team.
>>163273931
Hanzo: buying a cake
Genji: Why is sending letters impossible in the future?
Rein: Probably his family? Sometimes people have kids before they are old. And sometimes, those kids have kids, and by then you're even older. Wikipedia "Grandparents"
Reaper: Probably relatives of his he can no longer speak with after becoming "Reaper". And yes, as the avatar for every tryhard edgelord, they can continue to make him as pathetic as they want.
McRee/Sombra: Sombra is Mexican. They're probably in Mexico. But who ever heard of a cowboy going to Mexico? Crazy.
>Ana not with Pharah
???
Overwatch has some of the shittiest characters and story in gaming. why do people care? The Burger King kids crowd of diversity got another check mark. This shouldn't surprise anyone
>>163275527
Reaper has it worse.
He has failed every mission we've seen him in.
>>163275538
He's wearing a nice jacket and looking at a cake
>>163275476
Winston's gonna cure them with his tesla cannon
>>163275493
roadrat was never going to be their go to bc theyre insane murderers which isnt a good gay rep starting point
they still fucked in the outback
>>163275456
>Gary Oak stalks Ash Ketchum
>Caring about shipping in a fucking video game.
Holy fuck now this is AUTISM.
>>163275590
ana apparently has to hide
>>163275558
They had sentient female gorillas in the moon
>>163275569
Someone really needs to make a 76 NUCLEAR.jpg edit
>>163274519
>They end up having a one night stand, only recognizing each other in field
>>163275420
Then is Genji a fucking Bedouin?
Is Pharah a cyborg?
Is Mercy Satan?Don't answer that, I know what you'll say.
>>163275590
Look like Ana and soldier are on a stake-out mission or in hiding given the desert background.
>>163275605
He didn't exactly fuck up the Volskaya job, Sombra double crossed him at the 11th hour.
>>163275605
That's because him, Widow and Sombra form Overwatch's Team Rocket.
>>163275440
>Two internationally searched vigilantes with accusations of war crimes and multi million dollars contracts on their heads are chilling in the desert instead of a city
gee boss I don't know
>>163273984
except that the tf2 comics came out way before borderlands
>>163275456
i'm pretty sure that kid is going to be the future Batman hero.
>>163273004
>McCree has a a cyber-arm
>Cyber-limbs exist in the OW universe
>Torb has a cyber-hand put on for when he isn't in a war situation
>Hi guys, for Christmas we're going to autistically trample over every fun fan theory and character couple with a terribly drawn comic. Enjoy your present
i've never seen a game killed as fast as overwatch. so many millions in marketing, all that build-up, being washed down the drain
>>163274884
grills don't need waifus
>>163275635
No Anon, I care that there's CANONICAL relationships which blows shippers out of the water.
Nothing would make me happier than every single character being canonically tied up in a specific monogamous relationship.
why is mcree with sombra? isnt she the enemy
>>163275590
In spawn most characters are surprised that Ana is even still alive. I imagine pharah thinks the same.
>>163275257
Yes
>>163273034
They're both manchildren so why not.
How old is sombra anyway, she might just be an actual child.
>>163275456
This is some Spawn shit.
>>163275628
I can still dream.
>>163275648
>They had sentient female gorillas in the moon
That went batshit insane and killed his mentor
>>163275575
You realize McCree was born in raised in New Mexico right, probably ran a lot of jobs smuggling shit over the border back in the day.
>Valve does comic book based story telling of their vague characters
>Blizzard needs to copy it
Why does it have to be more comic book shit
>>163275780
They are both mexican and they both decided to get drunk
>>163275605
>Reaper is in any way involved in a mission
>Fails
Yeah, something's definitely wrong with that fucker.
>>163275384
>wahhh summer
omg how much of a loser can you be
>Tracer is fucking Mary Jane
pretty hot desu
Has anyone theorized that the heroes are all Omnic slaves being run through combat simulations for the entertainment of the ruling Omnic class? I don't see how else there could be a Reaper on both teams.
>>163275780
Of what?
Overwatch is no more, and Sombra is just using Talon for her own agenda.
>>163275796
30
Who else just munching popcorn while watching people lose their shit
>>163271952
>Phamercy fags eternally BTFO
>Soldier 76 and Reinhardt cucked by a fucking leaf
>Reaper X Soldier 76 fans destroyed forever
>Torb is still based
What went right?
>>163274318
>playing sombra on king of the hill
>thinks he's not being useless
Yeah, nah. I'm a HUGE sombra apologist and even I can't defend picking her on the king of the hill maps currently in the game.
The current KotH maps don't have any decent positioning for her so you're more or less forced to just straight-up fight on the point, which is where she's at her absolute weakest. You would have been much better off picking reaper or tracer.
Once Oasis is in the game, that's going to change a lot. Oasis is an unbelievably good map for Sombra and I think it might be the kick in the ass the playerbase needs to change their opinion on her.
>b-but my heals!
The fact that it's so high means you were off fucking around hacking the medkits instead of actually playing the game. Just because your ana was bad doesn't mean what you were doing actually had value.
>>163275796
She's over 30
>>163272924
w2c hanzo's jacket
Ok ok guys lets resume all of our feelings about this new lore in a picture
so a fictional video game character (girl) has a fictional love interest (girl)
what's the big deal? how autistic are you
I love Hana
>>163275768
>they didn't canon my fan-theories now I won't play game
go back to tumblr
When the fuck are we going to get an actual storyline comic and not just random oneshots?
Even the canceled one was just a prequel
>yfw zarya is straight and available
>>163275780
sombra wanted some big american cowboy dick
>>163271704
I am so fucking mad right now
YOU'RE ALL TALKING ABOUT IMAGINARY RELATIONSHIPS AND PAIRINGS LMAO HOW PATHETIC.
>blueberry is having a sad christmas
>>163275493
I can't even see them being really gay for each other. Now they might have fucked at some point because they got too horny but I can see them being good friends at least.
>>163275780
Why would he know.
Also "In the same bar as you, passed out drunk" isn't exactly hanging out
All the fucks in denial that pharma is on a date
>Neither Genji or Hanzo are eating a bucket of KFC on Christmas day
0/10 comic not accurate at all
>girl kiss girl
>4chan has a nuclear meltdown
Y'all are more annoying and overdramatic than the SJWs
Are there girls who are actually, legitimately lesbian? I've never met, or even heard of, an elderly lesbian. Or even a middle aged lesbian.
Everything I've seen points towards it being a phase. Girls want dick.
>>163275943
>every day without gerard is a sad one for blueberry
:(
>>163275893
These are my current feelings.
>>163275527
>>163275569
>>163275649
Snake skin when.
>>163275893
please note the pic is a reaction to your pic and not the lore
Does anyone know what Zarya and Dva were saying on TV?
>>163275943
Because she shot her husband to death
>>163275823
Or maybe the million of movies and stories about cowboys having adventures in Mexico. You don't even really have to go that deep to make sense of him being in Mexico.
>>163275852
>I'm gay
>>163275839
>McCree
>Mexican
>comic comes out
>few husbando/waifu/shipping posts
Really fires the neurons.
>>163276039
I rather put my seed in your tight boipucci tbqh pham.
Now every time I see Tracer's face, I also see spatters of that redhead bitch's pussy juice on it. Is that why Tracer wears those goggles? To not get it in her eyes during an intense carpet munching session
>>163275945
Fuck buddies would be fine too.
>>163275996
Try actually talking to people then, expanding your network? Because all you've stated is that your circle of friends is pretty small and immature 2bh.
Reminder that no hero will be canonically paired with another hero
All the heroes that get partners will be with no-name characters
>>163276000
How can we help her bros?
>Chu still pushing his Genji and Mercy shit
>Pharah confirmed not gay
For those who think that's her father, consider how old Ana is and how she has pure white hair already. Unless Ana fucked someone incredibly young to get pregnant there is no way that's Pharah's father.
Someone hang Chu.
>>163275162
GET ABSOLUTELY WRECKED HAHAHAHA
BASED BLIZZARD
You know, the 76xReaper guy almost had me convinced. I thought that surely no one could be so determined they would spend half a year posting the same shit over and over just to push their ship.
Turns out it was nothing but the purest autism. I audibly kek'd when I saw the comic. Fucking fantastic.
>>163276039
>Putting your seed in 3DPD at all in this day and age
>>163276039
>gets triggered by a lesbian kiss
>decides the game about the international peacekeeping force in the year 2080 is the game forr him
>tfw got another reason not to play tracer now
>>163276060
Mexican, New Mexican it's all the same
Blizzard should hire better writers and artists.
This one page is better than that entire comic.
>>163276074
>tfw can't cheer up the smugberry on christmas
>>163272506
I don't know why but I kek'd hard
>>163276123
Genji/Mercy is practically confirmed now
>>163274456
>like mccree and 76 currently beat reaper 1v1 at his ideal range, thats absolutely fucking retarded
Mcskill has flashbang, which is the only reason he'd be able to do that, and 76 doesn't win at reaper range at all unless he immediately lands a rocket and all headshots, which is unlikely.
>>163276129
Kill her.
End her suffering.
>>163276107
or they could just be brosBROSDON'TFUCK
>>163276039
considering your whiny ass is white I'll support your genocide
>>163275493
get fucked degenerate shipperfag
>>163275943
Don't feel bad, remember she can barely feel anything. This includes sadness. You say she's having a sad christmas but you're projecting, she cannot feel it anymore.
>but she's standing on her husband's grave
Probably because she isn't entirely broken, but 99% broken. She still goes to his grave but probably doesn't even know why she does it, she still has a small amount of humanity inside of her that even she doesn't know.
>>163275940
>calling people pathetic
>on 4chan
okay buddy
>>163271952
Aardvark really paid off, didn't it?
>>163275162
This post alone made me change my mind about the comic. Thank you Blizzard. You made this kek possible.
G-G-guys I'm li-li-li-literally s-s-shaking!! I t-t-think I-I'm h-having an autistic m-m-meltdown. I c-c-can't h-handle my w-waifu being g-gay!! I t-think I-I might actually h-hang myself!
Guess my rank.I was mid diamond last season
>>163276074
>>163276161
>>163275943
>mfw blueberry is intact
>will end up being the purest waifu
STOP COMPLAIN FOR A FUCKING SECOND
Let's talk about what Blizzard is implying by putting their panels together side by side.
>"But anon they are just-"
They are meant to follow each other. Click on the panels.
So what does it mean?
Give a good "honest" interpretation.
>/tf2g/
>game discussion
>comic posts
>bantz and humor
>/owg/
>zero game discussion
>tumblr posts
>autistic screeching and shipping garbage over faggot niggers
EVERYONE CALM DOWN! SHE COULD BE BI-SEXUAL
>>163276123
Yeah, i'm the no-name character that is dating Hana.
>>163276136
Ana is pretty hot so che could easily get a younger dude.
Too bad he's A FUCKING LEAF.
>>163276136
what is hair dye
I don't give a shit about her sexuality either way but I'm pretty sure that's her dad dude
>>163276039
>PUT YOUR FUCKING SEED IN A WHITE WOMAN NOW
Sure I'm not white though.
What does this have to do with OW?
>>163273916
oh fuck yea
>>163276279
>pure
>was married
>french
>probably got gangbanged by talon
>>163276260
High plat. Or almost, maybe even, master.
>>163276286
Somebodies a little grumpy about his comics and needs a nap
>>163276178
>>163276178
Jesus why, I would take anything, Reaper76, MeiJunkrat, McHanzo, TorbjornxMercy, ANYTHING but this SHIT. NOT THAT FUCKING UGLY NIP.
>>163276252
>killing yourself because of your imaginary waifu
That's idiotic.
You should kill yourself for being a stuttering autist.
>>163276292
both are terrible desu. I rarely go to this general
If you're feeling down after today's events, just remember.
>>163276338
GET OUT OF MY FUCKING THREAD
>>163275943
Don't worry, she cheered up after she had a chance to give Tracer her Christmas present
This question isn't necessarily related to just overwatch but why do people say she is LGBT?
She's only 1 of those.
isn't that like calling Lettuce a BLT?
>>163271952
Hanzo looks so fucking cool here.
Fucking ronin nigga damn
>>163276364
2901
>ruining Hanzo with a shitty haircut and piercings
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
>>163276472
I guess my first hunch was right after all.
>>163276467
yeah he looks pretty good
wonder whats with the cake though. a reference to cake women in japan?
>>163276482
r u dumb?
>>163276404
i'm feeling pretty great, i don't have any vested interest in any of the character's sexual partners. i am curious why people don't make their own comics if they already make their own ships.
>>163276442
They basically put everyone who isn't totally cis or totally straight into that category.
You know, because they don't value individuality enough.
>>163276467
Hanzo's about to steal a cake from a little kid.
>>163276467
Not with those disgraceful piercings.
>>163276404
THERE WILL BE NO HAPPY DAY UNTIL THEY RETCON THIS FUCKING SHIT
I WANT CHU BURNING IN A STAKE
I'm not surprised it was a lesbian thing but they've yet to make a single gay male character in any of their games, too chickenshit for it
WoW already had like a dozen lesbians
Is Torb cucking Rein. Rein has no wife to be seen. The oldest looking woman in the scene is the woman Torb is getting handsy with.
>this wasn't a skin
BLIZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDDDDDDDD
>>163276527
r u? He looks awful
If its not in the game it isnt canon. Sorry michael chu.
>>163275174
Lenard Oxford
>>163275823
Not understanding sarcasm is a warning sign of autism
>>163276442
because people who REALLY care about people being gay need to have a coherent tally
t. faggot
>>163276592
>If its not in the game it isnt canon.
Blizzard said the events of the game are non-canon.
Pretty much everything BUT everyone killing themselves is canon
>>163272253
could be a Winter Soldier type deal where her brainwashing kinda wears off after a bit but as soon as Talon picks her up and says some code words her programming kicks back in?
>Mc Cree and Sombra on the same bar
is Blizzard confirming tumblrs theory that Mc Cree is latino????
>>163276554
don't you know? gay men are straight now. Nevermind that there's straight trans people, no. It's the gays that are straight, but only if they're dudes.
>>163275904
I know korean, it says thereI WANNA EAT THE DOG
>>163276361
>talon
>rapist
Omnigger propaganda
lel
HEY GUYS
GUYS
HEY
GUYSDid you rike it?
>>163276156
Yeah. Reading OW's comic made me go back to reading the TF2 one, and it's miles better.
>>163276279
>kills omnics
>hurts a British dyke
>emotions still there
>only forced to kill her husband by Talon
Now if she could only kill Tracer things would be perfect.
>>163276667
blizzards word doesnt matter
>>163276718
The game is miles better too, you should come back to us.
>>163276442
On some real shit it's because trannies feel the need to include themselves in everything even when it 100% does not involve them.
It's considered "correct" to call Alan Turing an "LGBT scientist" when he was just a homosexual and probably thought nothing of 3 of the 4 letters.
>>163276673
He's just cowboyman, why wouldn't he be in a mexican bar.
>>163276716
>Kojima writes Overwatch
>announces there's a gay character
>the gay character isthe player
>>163276129
We will never be able to make our blueberry happy.
>>163276696
Chinese are the ones that eat dog, dumbfuck
>>163271895
>Dad's watching Canadian TV
Fucking Canadians.
Things Overwatch has that TF2 doesn't this year
>a winter update
>a winter comic
>>163276678
That's not how a sentence works.
>>163276612
>>163276678
calm the fuck down you stupid autists I hope white men do get genocided atp
As a Brit I am embarrassed, this is absolutely wrong
>>163276761
>OW and TF2 are mutually exclusive
I play both.
>>163271704
warm happiness
>>163275508
That she was on a dinner date with who I'm guessing was the teammate she saved in her comic would hardly damage Pharah's biggest ship, given you could easily claim it as platonic.
Now the fact that Genji wrote a letter to Mercy on the other hand...
>open box
>get Frostbite
event's over, I have everything I want now
>>163276482
>hanzo
>a big guy in a yakuza family
Of course he's going to have oddly shaved hair and piercings, anon. Dude has fucking yakuza tattoos.Genji probably had/has tattoos as well.
Why is McCree hanging out with a Talon agent?
>>163276673
>if Sombra and Mccree are in the same bar it means Mccree is a latino
Nice logic
>>163276796
Or just updates in general. Tf2 is so fucking dead. People play it just for the hat economy.
>>163276796
>a rapidly declining playerbase
>a vacuum of skill-based gameplay
>>163276769
You know Kojima didn't write it because nobody groped Tracer to see if she had a dick
>>163276814
did you eve read my post
>>163276767
wait turing was gay?
>>163276716
GUYS MICHAEL CHU POSTED A VIDEO ON HIS THOUGHTS ABOUT THE NEW COMIC.
HOLY SHIT THIS SMUG FUCKER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m59UM1iFu-c
>>163276867
tf2 is dead.
>>163276847
Pussy is pussy. Maybe they had a one night stand and that's why Sombra in game jokes about her knowing his real name.
>>163273504
>Candle lit
It's a lantern
>Wine
Yes that's normally what you drink during christmas
>Makeup, jewelry
have you ever been to a christmas party in your life
>>163271952
Where the fuck is Hanzo at here?
What is he even doing?
This guys looks like Ash from Evil Dead lol, good taste Pharah
>>163276796
>a dead playerbase
>a cancerous metagame that is already stale and boring
>>163276668
Keyword:Onomatophobia
>>163276787
do your research, chink loving faggot
>>163276847
I think its just a coincidence they are at the same bar since they are not even close to each other.
FUCK BLIZZARD
literally pretends to fucking be gay friendly while taking the easy brainless route that will ruffle the least feathers and give the most brownie points
meanwhile ruining the hopes of so many actual gays
FUCK. BLIZZARD.
>>163276847
Because McRee is homeless, he lives off of the kindness of others.
>>163275748
It's easier to hide in a city than in a desert, unless you have an army of sandniggers protecting you like Saddam or Osama.
>>163276847
She is tracking him.
>>163276796
A melee character
A dev that gives a single fuck at all about the game.It's a sad, sad day when I prefer to play a blizzard game over a valve one
>>163272551
>D.va has a christmas skin in the comic but not the game
REEEEEEEEEE
>>163276942
There's no way it can be Pharahs dad. He would have white hair by now. Pharah is just getting some dick.
>>163276847
>hanging out
>passed out drunk at opposite ends of the bar.
I know you don't ever leave your NEET hovel, but being in the same bar as somebody isn't automatically "hanging out". They probably don't even know each other, they just happen to be both getting drunk in a bar in Mexico.
>>163276962
>tfw no cipher nine hero
>>163276846
>oddly shaved hair and piercings
That's not what video games taught me
>blizzard changes tracer pose to pander to tumblr cry babies
>they actually make the new one even sexier than before
>blizzard tries to pander to lgbtards
>they actually make skinny cute white lesbians kissing that men have been jacking off to for ages
blizzard is such an incompetent company they cant even be SJWs correctly
>>163276986
Lesbians exist to please straight men, the primary purchasers of video games. Thankfully Vice President Pence will be able to pander to your kind, maybe too much for your own good.
>>163276767
Lesbian comes under the term Homosexual too.
And Bisexual is just part time Homosexuality.
Trannies will always be weird though.
>>163276942
>Pharah isn't an amputee, but she's dating one
>>163276116
Do you know an elderly lesbian? I do not think they exist, and I'm sure I have a lot more friends than you.
>Fuck Blizzard for promoting LGBT
>Instead of Fuck Blizzard for the real issue, their jewing and poor map design and balance philosophy
get mad about the right things, cucks
>Thread full of tumblrites discussing relationships between characters in a fps.
This place is confirmed worse than d2g.
>>163276847
There's some real implications here
>McCree has no friends so he gets shitfaced in mexican bar alone on christmas
>Sombra tracks him there
Sombra's either wants to kill McCree or fuck him
Shhh, Mccree is sleeping.
Don't wake him up
>>163276974
There are like millions of bars in the world
>>163276847
Sombra is all "Seriously Tindr? THIS is my date?"
>>163277004
>A melee character
Who isSniper?
>>163276769
>writes the next comic
>it's about Zarya and Zenny getting to know one another better
>Zarya's all MOTHER RUSSIA and nationalist, Zenny is just the chill philosopher who has something for everything she says
>soon devolves into ethical questions of military-states and MEMES
I can dig it
>>163271895
source?
>>163277048
But he has white hair, look at the sides of his head.
>>163277048
Torb is the same age as Ana and his hair isn't white
>>163277108
WAKE UP ANIKI!
>>163277108
It's 12 o clock
>>163276796
Things TF2 has had that Overwatch still doesn't have.
>a good winter update
>a good winter comic
>>163277106
Honestly I'd probably want to fuck mccree too.
Autistic and relatively handsome 30 year old manchild
>>163277089
You're a naive retard teen (read: Activision's target audience) if you think they did this to 'promote LGBT' and not to maximize their quarterly profits.
>>163277110
Billions, actually.
>>163276902
Yes and the british government rewarded him for saving millions of lives by violating his basic human rights and forcing quack medical procedures on him
>>163276974
Them being at the same bar would sure be one hell of a coincidence
So when do we get the afterparty pictures of this?
>>163276986
>ruining the hopes
aka: "blizzard didn't confirm Muh Headcanon gay as gay wtf I speak for every gay"
>>163277168
TF2 has never had a good winter update and you know it.
>>163271952
>Torb and Family hanging out with Reinhardt
>Ana and Jack hating life
>Genji writing Mercy
>Pharah having a nice dinner with her teammate
>Roadhog and Junkrat making trouble
>Hanzo getting some cake for a kid
>McCree and Sombra getting drunk
>Widowmaker mourning her husband
Nice images all-in-all.
Can't quite figure out what's going on with Reaper. Children's family? Ex who's moved on?
Also when does the fallout for WidowTracer shippers getting BTFO start? And where can I buy popcorn and observe?
>>163277108
Hey! McCree!Its HIGH NOON
>Tracer is gay
>Winston counters her
>Winston uses electricity
What did Blizzard mean by this?
>all this shit posting
>the comic only further confirms my theories on Gabe and Jack fucking in the glory days
I'm over here just kekking to all this shit.
>>163277210
where is it though, up her girlfriend's ass?
>>163277210
They had to go with that instead of "The science magic is built into the room"? That'd make more sense
>>163277049
There are no other people in that bar, and like >>163277110 said, it's unlikely to be a coincidence
>>163277210
can you link the tweet?
>>163276554
What will really be interesting to see is how it affects her pick-rate
>we will never get this.
>>163275456
Place your bets on who those people are
>reaper's ex and her new family
>some random family reaper is jealous of
>ex-OW member who's about to have their family slaughtered
Why is Tracer dating Windrunner though?
>>163277221
>Athena gets a little stool for her to "sit" on
Cute
RRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>163277231
>TF2 has never had a good winter update
Did you only start playing in the past year or two?
>>163271841
> All I know is Tracerfags got BTFO
I don't get it. Is there some kind of anti-fap field that generated around Tracer now that she's a lesbian. Am I no longer allowed to waifu this imaginary girl I was never going to meet anyone. Honestly as much Futa and yuri porn as I fap to this is a plus more than anything.
>>163277284
https://twitter.com/PlayOverwatch/status/811296072454770688
>>163277150
You can't be this new at the internet.
>>163277271
its under the tree in the apartment, look again
>>163277106
So is Sombra/McCree the new OTP?
>>163277110
So what I found some guy I knew in another state who happen to be in same area as me. It does happen you know its just very unlikely.
>>163277221
HOT
MONKEY
DICK
>>163277210
We already knew this
>>163275364
Only a very few animal species have sex for fun and gorillas are not among them.
Winston is likely asexual by human standards. He will probably only fuck another gorilla if he wants progeny.
>>163277315
My guess is Reaper's Son/Daughter and their family.
Reaper is old as shit yo
>>163277312
>Cartoon is not an excuse to forget the essence of scale and design
wew
>That fucking proto-reaper
that's hilarious
Reaper/76 fag absolutely BTFO
>>163277210
>that explanation
Meta is shit
And lore is shit
WOW. Metzen left and story fell to pieces.
>>163271952
>suddenly realizing Gabriel is homeless
>>163275943
>sad
She's just admiring her first kill, nothing sad about that
CIS slugs: tracer DOES NOT want anything to do with you, and the canon confirms this now. She is not your little fuck toy. Walk yourself off the nearest cliff and do not go near my game ever again. This is LGBT territory.
A moment of silence for male Tracer waifufags
and for PharahxMercy fags
>>163277315
>some random family reaper is jealous of
This is my guess
>>163277271
There's a whole comic beyond that panel. I hear there's lots of pictures in it.
>>163277408
>>163276569
It was but Tracer got it, too hard to come up with something for the mecha.
>>163273916
>Pharah's dad is a leaf kek
>he racemixes and lets his daughter only use her mother's last name
Is this pottery?
>>163277394
He's only in his late 50s.
I'm betting ex-wife who moved on after his "Death".
Because Reaper being a cuck on top of everything would be wonderfully hilarious.
>>163277312
>"cartoon" is not an excuse to forget the essence of scale and design
>Do they have really something original?
>Do they belong in this world?
>no playmobile shit
Kek
>>163277236
>Pharah having a nice dinner with her teammate
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST JUST ACCEPT THAT SHE ISN'T A FUCKING LESBIAN
>>163277231
This is pure contrarianism. Blow your brains out you fucking waifufags, you pieces of shit worshiping this braindead piece of trash killing the gaming industry. Your support of this cancer taints everything around it, every second you spend on this pile of shit drags all other games down. You reject actual good gameplay that has depth and skill in favor of casualized waifubait where the waifus are fucking non-whites and other cunts. You are a disgrace to your kind, a sniveling rat that deserves no quarter and must be expelled from here. Get off of my board, stop playing shit games, fix your fucking life you shitstain.
>>163277339
why are you angry anon?That she didnt get a holiday skin???
>>163277354
>>163277284
>>163277210
Anyone has a twitter?
We should try asking some questions like is this Pharah's dad, are these Rein's grandkids, etc. They seem to be in answering mood right now.
>>163277510
Literally just cover it in christmas lights, like they did in the victory pose
>>163275289
it is his crossover fanart of race banon from jonny quest and his favorite anime
76 may be autistic
>>163277541
mad af
>>163277452
>PharahxMercy fags
pretty sure they wont ever stop, even if you had both an official comic, statement on the website, twitter and then confirming it in game that they were both heterosexual and barely knew each other and not interested in any kind of relationship with each other they would still be like "BUT THEY BOTH FLYYYYYYYYY LESBIANNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSS"
>>163271965
>Pharah not a homo
>McCree not a homo
>Mercy not a homo
>Hanzo not a homo
>Widow not a homo
>Jack not a homo
Literally who cares-tier comic.
So Tracer, the flattest bitch on Earth with the dykest hair ever known to man with the most annoying personality and writing of all characters...
..is a fucking faggot.
I mean, how could have we seen this one coming miles away?
>>163277085
The gays have existed since forever brah
Got this by googling "vintage lesbians" or something
I'm so happy to see faggots get BTFO. You really thought they would make a male character gay, and alienate the straight audience!
>>163277315
They are too young to be his family unless it's his son or daughter there with a grandson.
>Ana racemixes with a FUCKING LEAF
>Is now racemixing with punished 76
Why can't she find a good Egyptian boy
>>163277281
If it's early, it could very well be that empty. Especially if it's christmas day or christmas eve. You've never wandered into a bar on an off-day when it was dead? Also, do some reading up on how common "insane" coincidences are. Plus, it's a fictional world, so, yeah, they could make the coincidence happen if they wanted.
>>163271704
why is tracer the only one they show being intimate? Is subtleness not ok if your a lesbian?
>>163276820
Sure, no dykes in the RAF ever m8
>>163276482
Hanzo was always an edgy twat
No one in Overwatch likes him. Given the choice, everyone would rather work with junkrat, or roadhog in tight quarters on a hot sweaty day.
No one wants to listen to Hanzo bitch about his honor and dead brother who isnt even dead. he knows he isnt dead, he just likes the sympathy points.
He is exactly the type of guy who walks around with hot topic piercings. He probably spent his christmas listening to Blink 182.
Reaper is cooler than he is and is about half as edgy, which is fucking saying something.
>>163277339
I don't even care at this point.
>>163277510
I dunno man, i would've taken a pic related over what we got.
>>163277668
sandy dick, hurts her insides
This is the only fandom i know where people ree because the someone was confirmed gay but it wasn't the right person that was confirmed as gay.
so, um
who was the scarf REALLY for?
>>163277668
You don't know she was pure egyptian
tracer + corrective rape shockfic when
>>163277620
None of them are fucking gay. Overwatch is not an RPG, the game has no story outside of pandering spinoffs that only a small, select audience will read. Tracer is gay inasmuch as it makes good vibes for Blizzard. Imagine her being as straight as you want, nothing has changed.
>>163277650
What does that have to do with what I said? I'm not saying lesbians are a new invention, I'm saying that there are no elderly lesbians, or even middle-aged lesbianns, meaning it's a youthful phase, usually one adopted for the sake of appearances and intrapersonal drama.
>>163271873
youtube
>>163272248
Pharaoh was never his child jackass. Morrison has been the only likely candidate and even then it's not even that likely
>>163277339
Have a better quality cap anon.
>>163277754
People wanted Pharmercy
>>163277315
>>reaper's ex and her new family
Cuck Reaper is my new headcanon.
>>163277531
Anon I never claimed as to whether said dinner was romantic or platonic. I'm just guessing as to who the guy is. Namely, I think it's her teammate from her origin comic, rather than her dad or a never-before-seen paramour.
And either way, Genji writing to Mercy is the bigger nail in the Pharmercy ship.
>>163277516
Race mixing is fine if it's with cute girls and non-niggers.
>>163271952
>that McCree
I'd drink too after this mess.
>>163271965
Not again with this gay shit
>>163277794
It was for her? Was that in question? Unless you mean her hesitation, which is only because she has NO IDEA what's in the present, so she probably didn't want to say "yes" if it ended up being something shitty.
How many of those grandkids are Torbs and how many are Rein's?
ZENYATTA
TELL HIM WHERE HE CAN STICK HIS ARROWS
>>163277441
>you will never get to walk up to Gabriel and offer him a nice Christmas present, a holiday dinner, and a warm bed
>you will never dethaw his heart and win an talon member/edgelord's eternal friendship
just FUCK my shit up senpai
>>163273074
I'd like to say you're right but Doom 2016 pretty much solidified the fact that id is terrible
>Tracer is the gay one
>Pharmercy btfo
>76xReaper btfo
Blizzard has made me so happy and I havent even read the comic yet
>distract every tank on the enemy team
>my team is still behind cover taking pot shots at them
THEY'RE TANKS
THEY'RE MADE SO YOU CAN'T GO THROUGH THEM
GO AROUND THEM
>>163277805
>literal gamergoober ms paint images
wow is it fucking 2011 again
This game is literally going to be the death of me. I am going to have a stress induced heart attack and die in my fucking chair.
SHIPPERS
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT
>>163272626
T H I C C
S H O R T S T A C K
>>163277961
That wasn't gamergate you idiot that was like a year before.
>>163277601
>Anyone has a twitter?
Who the fuck doesn't? Are you from 2009?
>>163277814
Anon lol.
https://www.google.com/search?q=old+lesbian+couple&client=safari&hl=en-us&prmd=ivn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjYgJWNx4PRAhUBzGMKHYqUBcoQ_AUIBygB&biw=375&bih=559
>>163273539
IM WITH YOU BROTHER
>>163277961
>gamergoober
this will never not amuse me
>>163278020
he's fucking with you.
>>163277904
IN HIS QUIVER
>tfw you pretend to be angry because you want to be in an epic screencap
>>163277908
the best singleplayer game of the year solidified that id is terrible?
>shipperfags BTFO
>amputeefags BTFO
What a great day
>>163277507
READER?
>>163277814wait do you really believe that old gay people don't exist or is this just bait
>>163278135
NOOOOOOOOO-
>>163277814
You are such a faggot.
>>163278039
I'm not a normie REEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEE LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW
Just had a fun game with a Russian 5 man, 4 tanks 2 healers. We absolutely slayed both games we played
is this the new meta?
>>163278176
What is Reaper's favorite book?
>>163278039
None of my friends use it so I have no use for it. I just read things from there every once in a while. Pls no bully.
>>163271952
>widow
End her suffering, Blizzard. Redemption when?
>>163275303
Why the fuck do you have the Yotsuba symbol next to your name?
>>163277108
Wait what if he is actually dead and that's why Sombra is in the same room.
>>163276214
>degenerate
Its the most pure ship on the planet.
>>163278528
It's Blizzard so you KNOW it's happening
>>163273984
With no prior knowledge of the characters and the situation at hand, yes it is. The full comic (most of Valve's comics, really) have some pretty snappy writing, gets me to laugh out loud. Give them a shot, better than the OW ones.
>Tracer a lesbian with a qt girlfriend
>Pharmercy BTFO
>Reaper76 BTFO
>Gency even more canon now
Truly it's Christmas
Why is mccree hanging out with sombra? is't she bad and he good?
Did... did tracer forget about winston to go hang out with her girlfriend
What the fuck
On christmas
>>163278941
They both hunger for Gabe's dick
See it on Nov 7
>>163278941
I wouldn't consider being passed out at the other end of a dive bar "hanging out with" someone
>>163273165
t. homophobes
So McCree and Sombra drinking pals? Makes a little sense. Sombra isn't exactly loyal to Talon and McCree was part of Blackwatch, so he's a little rogue too
Reinhardt having shitloads of grandkids is upsetting but that just means his giant sexy German genes are passed on
For me the problem with Tracer being a dyke will be the yurishitters honestly
>that tumblr-tier art
Jesus christ
>>163279094
On the plus side the forums will finally move on to something else to bitch about.
>>163278986
Did you read the comic? They went to dinner with him.
Daily reminder Amélie Lacroix isn't entirely gone
>>163279246
They really need to have Zarya and Winston becomes bros eventually.
>>163277616
he's right you know.
but i bet you never played tf2.
>>163277541
best post
Literally everyone in this entire thread is retarded. Nothing is fucking cannon, nothing is implied, all your ships were head canon in the first place, stop acting like they'd acknowledge any of them. You're all assuming shit because that's what ship fags do, so calm the fuck down. Even if what you guys think is true is true, so what? Your shit's still head canon you can make as many pharmercy and straight tracer art pieces as much as you want. Jesus Christ, stop being autistic.
>>163279042
What if she wakes him up and takes him home to fuck?
>daddy Reinhardt isn't the gay
Smh desu senpai
Post gay tracer memes
Athena confirmed for best girl.
>>163279298
>literally brainwashed
>lol jk
So which is it
>Tracer is the gay one
Its like I just got coal for Christmas.
>>163279519
You can bet your ass that Widowtracer art will multiply with even more drama now.
>>163273470
>A single (obvious) gay character is pandering
Holy shit you faggots are more cancerous than the SJWs who bitch and whine for this shit.
No side will ever be happy.
>>163279697
My meta theory is that she was supposed to be creepy and emotionless but realized they fucked up making her smug in the short so now they're working it into the narrative.
>>163273470
>actually caring if a RAF chick is a boxmuncher
lmao?
>>163279697
She doesn't feel anything about what she did
But that doesn't mean she isnt aware that she murdered someone she loved.
Hanzo even says it in Dragons
>"You tell yourself that your brother disobeyed the clan, that you had to kill him to maintain order. That it was your duty" - Genji
>"It was my duty, and my burden. That does not mean I DO NOT HONOR HIM" -Hanzo
>>163273876
I didn't even notice this I thought they just lazily drew him meditating. Good eye, anon.
>>163271997
That was my waifu, but I'm not that upset since I never had a chance anywaysI'm still gonna jerk off to her, and there's going to be more lesbo shit now, which is even better
>>163278603mouse over it
>>163279593
blizzard really dropped the ball on this one
>>163279613
underrated meme
>>163279749
I actually liked this art. The only ships now unconfirmed were lgbt and that's only soldier x reaper and pharmercy, and lets be honest two old dudes was a weird ship and pharmercy is the only one I was actually upset not being canon. That's alright, I'm fine with Emergenji, it's not as cute sounding but isn't bad, but rip Reinhardt and Ana. Also can someone tell me if all those kids are Reinhardt's, because Jesus if so how many time did he impregnate that women with his hammer?
>>163277363
just found out about it this morning actually.
>>163280470
Junkrat isnt old.
>>163280689
Yeah but they said there was only one gay character and since both of them were in there it was impossible. I'm sorry dude, I liked that ship a bit actually, but it just wasn't gonna happen. We friend zone now...
>300mb update
what is it?
>>163281082
>Yeah but they said there was only one gay character
Nuh uh.
What exactly happened to Genji's body in the lore?
>>163281447
We don't know how much of him is machine
>>163277312
I WANT THAT JUGGERNAUT AAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>163281249
Tracer's newly modeled roastie skins
>>163281447
hanzo
>>163273796
The funny thing is the hockey game is a Ducks/Montrial game. Set in Anaheim due to the uniforms and the arena, but on Canadian tv.
I noticed that before anything else there.
>>163274393
Well, Junk is pretty keen on Hog, thinks of him as a friend. Mako may just be in it as part of the deal, but I'm sure some degree of affection toward the little tweaked has evolved after all the shit they've pulled.
Well it's been fun reading this thread, but it reminded how fucking shit this general is.
>shippers being idiots
>people who need to go back to their at-right forum
>vocal shitposters losing their shit about every single thing blizz does
Yeah, nice general overbabs
>>163277048
Old people can have dark hair you know
>>163281447
Hanzo showed him brotherly love.
>>163278926
But Gency is shit.
>>163273145
because quantity over quality amirite
>>163283291
Nah it's pure cuz he doesn't have a dick
>>163273984
>I obviously havent read tales of valor #1-#37 or scouts worst double dates #14: the post
super late
>>163271952
>these feels
I didn't ask for this
>Reaper confirmed being the eternal cuck
I fucking told you guys weeks ago
>>163271823
HAND ON ASS
I wonder if Pharah is sick of this shit from her yet, every time they talk she has a hand on her ass. Someone's about to choke on a rocket at this rate.I bet that's drugged too