/gsg/ - Grand Strategy General

>50 cement eating bureaucrats early
fucking kill me

Reminder to report and ignore shitposting.

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2nd for MP WHEN?

>>163271697
Nice Mussolini pic but I don't know what that means.

Reminder to report and ignore Bosnians

>>163271818
>consume means eat
>>>/r/steamcordplaza

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reminder that serene republic of venice is best serene republic

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>>163271573
You're right, common terrorists aren't this classy. It even feels weird calling him a terrorist. He only went for the guy with political value and spared the lives of the hostages, who could all very well be drinking wine or something else in the event.

>>163271770
They WERE all isolated incidents. Do we have daily terrorist attacks? No.
Besides, what evidence is there that it was inspired by Islam? Absolutely none.
It looks to me like a man going crazy around winter holiday time, which is not suprising and not new, especially considering he might see native people preparing for celebration and feel unwelcomed.
So he made a bad split second decision and some people died.
It happens. We should learn from it and move on instead of going
>muh muslims

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>>163271403
>>163271069
>>163271216

Current suggestions:
>Convert Suomi to Sunni
>Go full meme with Suomi borders

More ideas welcome.

>>163272093
>a black suit is 5 grand
we need national socialism now

Rehost MP fuckers you only have three people!!!

>>163271627
Based

>>163271879
SAM aka steam achievement manager.
I deleted some eu4 cheevos with it, so i know it works.

>>163272153
Recreate the ancient finnish empire

>>163272093
>not wearing matching jacket and trousers
Who does that?

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>>163272093
>Quran - $0

What did he mean by this?

>>163272607
Pretty sure they give them free at mosques.

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>>163272285
Thank you my Italian friend.

>>163272153
Unify Christianity as an Iconoclast Turk

>>163272697
THAT WAS GADDAFI YOU TWIT

>>163272697
I am actually jewish, you are welcome though.

>>163271804
>hating millions of people because of the actions of a few
Yes only rednecks and trailer trash do this
The other option is being as dumb as them and that's the same thing

>>163272142
wew now i know you re just baiting for you's. pls kys lad.

>>163272848
if they didnt let in people from that group the actions of the few wouldn't happen you dumb cunt

>>163272812
Hey Johan when are you going to announce Vicky 3?

>>163272848
Is this bait? If so you've done a very good job of portraying the mindset of a redditor.

>>163272895
>/pol/ cucks spend so much time in an an echo chamber, they think every differing opinion is b8ing

>>163273059
>a group of people can control the actions of everyone
So its the latter

>>163273139
>redditors spend so much time downvoting hurtful comments they think they can correct the record on /gsg/
ah yes

https://www.strawpoll.me/11920422
Poll options. I threw in a Western Europe option because the border gore upsets me.

>>163273397
>post dissenting opinion
>hurr durr le ctr reddit
I want SJWs to go away already.

>>163272795
I want to play Gaddafi in Vicky 2 now. How could this be accomplished?

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Reminder, etc.

>>163273647
Start as Libya and try to win against Ottomemes

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>>163273692
Dattebayo.

>>163273603
>"dissenting opinion"
>agreed upon by all of the politicians, all of the media, all of the universities, all of the mainstream establishment
>""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""dissenting opinion""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>>163273603
and i want retarded immigrants from /v/ to go back to the shithole you come from. no one wants you here, centrist retards like yourself that believe that they are better than everyone else because they have no convictions should be executed like the worthless parasite you re.

>>163273603
>I want SJWs to go away already.
Then leave, door's over there >>>/r/paradoxplaza

Is the MP going to take place today?

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It's fucking time paradox. Now you just need to fix the fucking "historical" landgrab missions for country since you didn't do it when you updated provinces.

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Why these faggots dont build army?

>>163274142
Post income

>>163273828
>guy who endorses databases for muslims and want to round up and deport 16 million latinos is going to be president of america in a month
>fashist front national might be the strongest party in france
>fashist and neoreactionary parties on the rise in whole europe
BUT LIBERALS AND JEWS CONTROL EVERYTHING WAAAHHH
How is that victim complex going, bud?

>>163273938
Literal mental illness

>Nazi Germany
>Fighting a one front war against Russia
>making good progress
>look at america for a second and then back
>a spaghetti line from my front line to leningrad
>what the fuck is happening
>it is a bunch of Radical Yugoslavia's soldiers
>a couple months later
>see 5, 4 province deep spaghetti lines into enemy territory

these are truly some advanced tactics by the Radical Yugoslavians

>>163274142
Cuba exists in 1607?

>>163274095
>It's fucking time paradox
>some fucking ships are going to make this cancerous mana sim playable
Why can't you just stay on /r/paradoxplaza?

>>163273785
I don't think it's releasable in '36

>>163274229
>fashists
>russian puppets and authoritarian populista

Wew, lad. You guys are really desperate.

>>163272262
Ever hear of Hugo Boss you dumb nazi cuck

>>163274229
not an argument. go back to /v/ faggot. there you can jerk off with other retards about how cool and great is to be a spineless faggot while you follow a 30 year old manchild as your idol. also

>Literal mental illness
Not an argument

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>>163274229
>fashist

>>163274397
Not him but monkeys aren't allowed here, please leave.

>>163274395
I meant Tripolis.

>>163274446
You don't see the argument because your brain is broken to the point you can't understand simple logic

>>163274596
>your brain is broken to the point you can't understand simple logic
woah atlast i truly see

>>163274308
>Not wanting your asian ships to look asian
>When muslim had theirs since forever ago
I like how you ignored the second sentence which was aking for them to fix shit too, here's your (you).

>>163274596
Your brain is so broken you can't even spell "fashist" or comprehend it's meaning. Go dribble a baby toilet, dipshot.

>>163274579
Not him but the most prestigious members of this general are Brazilians, stupid gringo. You get out.

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>>163274596

>>163274846
he's probably a guy named pablo gonzales from los angeles

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>>163274212
They obviously have gold. They just refuse to train troops for some reason.

>>163274397
I literally said nothing about russia pal.
Are you even reading anything your oponents write or just responding to imaginary strawmen liberals?

>>163274446
Not an argument to you to sir

>>163274761
I don't play that RNG shitter game, so I don't care how the asian ships look in it.
>>>/r/paradoxplaza

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>>163274793
>>163274468

>>163274931
Then go back to liquoria 2.

>>163274229
>fails to see how the rise of fascist against muslims benefits the jew.
pleas kys lad

>>163274928
try reloading the save , or declare war against someone.

>>163275114
Why don't you go back to praying your king shits out more points, you reddit fuck?

>>163275270
>extremely smart ones
they dont leave their fucking country because they are successful there.

>>163275080
You were the one using add hominiums in place of an argument.

>>163275080
>not knowing how to spell your most important insult
fuggin gommunosts

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ORSINIUM REBORN

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>tfw to smart to play Victoria 2

>>163271627
W&B

>>163275382
Just start off by offering them better payments in the engineering and medicine fields than their home countries (which are still mostly part of the third world).

>>163273532
I'll give to the hour before taking the result from the poll. If it's a draw, I'll let the digits of this response determine.

>Evens Iconoclast Turks
>Odds Waldenesian Franks

>>163275604
or instead of brain drain and creating worse 3rd world problems, increase birth rates with natives, support the smart ones in their own countries and have a better world generally.

>>163275495
Is that the version someone from /gsg/ was working on or Elder Kings?

>>163275671
or stop giving a shit about the welfare of savages and keep them away from your women and children.

>>163274928
Oh you're talking about your colonies, I'm pretty it's a mix of tariffs, colonies and being a subject nation that make them poor as hell.

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>>163275720
They released an official version just yesterday, it's pretty neat.

>>163275604
they dont need any of that shit m8. they are literally some form of oligarchy. they are able to have as many slaves as they want and also, why would you need immigrants from third world countries in the first place. the world is already overpopulated, there are not enough jobs anymore. the only correct way to move forward is by accepting eugenics and creating a government founded eugenics program.

>>163275895
>the world is already overpopulated
Please, you are embarrassing yourself with your teenager level understanding of literally any shit you try to talk about

>>163275856
What they added?

>>163276069
not an argument.

>>163275520
>Chess
>Not nothing more than a bunch of counter-play
Might as well be playing LoL or Dota baka

>>163276069
yes im sure Africa getting to 4 billion, being the poorest continent, by 2100 is a teenage level understanding

>>163276069
I bet you are between the ages of 12 and 30.

If I could guess correctly that shows how immature you are that you're immaturity just seeps through your posts. You probably think agenda 21 and communism will create a better world for the animals and environment and other gay shit. HInt: The world doesn't work like a magical video game where everything is free and you can cum all day. Grow up.

>>163275495
Disgusting, orcs don't even belong in the mountains

>>163276131
>doesn't know shit about what he's talking
>point that out
>pointing out I'm spewing wrong shit isn't an argument


>>163276197
Shit its 2100 already, boy do time fly.

>>163276104
Lots of stuff, really hard to list. I'd say Orsinium got a big overhaul with the way it's handled. You can form it anywhere if it's nonexistant as long as you're an orc with enough prestige and gold.

>>163276197
>the world is already overpopulated because Africa is going to have 9999999 billion nigglets in some centuries

Fascinating...

>>163276334
still not an argument. the only thing you re shitting out of your mouth is ad hominem. A.K.A not an argument

>>163276362
no the world is already overpopulated by having a unsustainable growth of population

>>163276457
>he doesn't know what an ad hominem is
>shouts out 'not an argument' like that would validate his 12-year-old understanding of population, demographics and economics
Its like I'm talking to sjws

>tfw you make Ireland british in eu4 without ever going to war with any irish kingdom

Is there a comfier feel?

>>163276642
>retarded
>faggot
It's like I'm talking to a faggot retard

>>163276627
It isn't, there's more land to convert for farming use. If we had an overpopulation problem we'd have global famine. That's how nature work.

Reminder that the world is overpopulated come on we have 4 billion people in Asia and unemployment exists and it a 2016

>>163276642
>adverb & adjective

>(of an argument or reaction) directed against a person rather than the position they are maintaining.

>keeps on using ad hominem and tries to change the definition so it works out on his favor
KYS

>>163276720
He doesn't know what 'unsustainable', overpopulation or 'ad hominem' means
Just give up

The entire world just needs to become industrialized so solve the issue of birth rates spiraling out of control. Modern medicine+abundant food = More kids,

>>163276290
>I bet you are between the ages of 12 and 30.
woha who told u my age

>>163276720
most of the farming land is located in africa. there is not going to be any form of farming in that continent since the retarded population that habits that continent is incapable of farming. they are dying of famine in that shit continent.
also a lot of finite resources are gone because of exploitation for first world goods, if the population keeps on growing the world is going to end up like china and india.

>/gsg/ in the thread
>Good borders, historical claims, aesthetic landmasses.

>/gsg/ in MP
>nation looks like shit thrown at a wall and seeing what stuck

Why is this?

>>163277128
because youre a blobbing faggot you idiot

God damn France got fucking railed in MP

Don't go over infamy lads

>>163277128
Because multiplayer is the domain of 12-year-old plebbit posters

>>163276804
>said your position is teenager level
>nuh-hu you are attacking me HELP HELP RA- I mean AD HOMINEM
Literally child-level reading comprehension

>>163277128
because of hugboxers and a retarded KuK austriums

>>163277173
t. Ivanvsky D'Picard

How does the vassal system in Shogun actually work? I've been giving it a spin, and it seems similar to CK2, but I can't find any way of establishing the equivalent of a duchy and handing it out to a vassal. At one point I had a vassal ask me to become a daimyo, and I cannot for the life of me even figure out if I have a dimyo title myself, let alone how to give him one.

>>163277104

International zones could be put up in Africa, to allow for innovative uses of the land, high-tech infrastructure, good universities etc for the home country hosting it. Also, more countries in Africa need strong leadership, but not primitive

>>163277104
>Lots of finite resource
We'll find alternative. Peak oil was moved at least three times since I've been born.

>>163276907
>>163276804
looks like the retard that doenst know what overpopulation, unsustainable and ad hominem means is you.

>Overpopulation is an undesirable condition where the number of existing human population exceeds the carrying capacity of Earth. Overpopulation is caused by number of factors. Reduced mortality rate, better medical facilities, depletion of precious resources are few of the causes which results in overpopulation.

>un·sus·tain·a·ble
>adjective
>not able to be maintained at the current rate or level.
>"macroeconomic instability led to an unsustainable boom"
>ECOLOGY
>upsetting the ecological balance by depleting >natural resources.
>"unsustainable fishing practices"
>not able to be upheld or defended.
>"the old idea was unsustainable"

how about we kill all the africans and chinese?

just put botulism in the UN aid supplies

then we can take the resources for ourselves

t. satirist (not serious)

Anyone want to rehost now that France has ragequit?

>blob into rhein (Germany)
>why da frikkk does prussia hate me?!?!!!!!?!?!?!?
>go over infamy LIMIT (https://www.google.com/search?q=limit&oq=limit&aqs=chrome..69i57j0l5.774j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8)
>why are you containing me?!??!?!?!?!?

>>163277250
Hi France/Ottomans

>>163277391

Hillary already sold haiti fake meds

Has anyone got the /gsg/ recommended movie list?

>>163277104
>the world is already overpopulated
>no it isn't
>but look at all this shit I'm claiming that COULD happen when it's overpopulated

What is the willy wagle meme? T. Newfag

>>163277391
Getting rid of the UN should be on the list of things to do.
t. totally serious

>>163277247
>Literally child-level reading comprehension
what you re doing is literally the definition of ad hominem.
also you didnt attack my position you attacked my understanding aka ad hominem please kys you fucking retard.

>>163277431
t. alessia lyons

ebin game
t. Arabia

>>163277378
>ECOLOGY

NICE argument FAGGOT retard I can PUT words IN all CAPS too

Anyone know a quick way to make an RGB shifted vaporwave image, preferably a quick upload converter? I've got an extremely dank meme in mind.

>>163277378
I get it, you read but you don't understand it. It's called a functional illiteracy. Go look it up since you got your dictionary in hand to try to understand it.

>>163277614
yeah it's called photoshop, or gimp if you're poor and retarded

Lads why didn't Germany IRL just ally the UK, Austria, Russia, Italy and Netherlands? It would've been an easy win

>>163277535
>>163277378
learn the fucking definition of overpopulation you pathetic simpleton.

>>163277295
its not going to happen m8, the bureaucratic mess in african countries makes it so nothing can be done correctly or in time. The only way to achieve what you want is by colonizing those shit holes again.

>>163277569
Is English your first language?

can we agree that super hugbox coalitions are perfectly justified versus infamy limit breakers? i am tired of them complaining about getting contained

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Poor poles.

>>163277750
What game?

>>163277750
t. alessia lyons

>>163277771

That's essentially what the international zones are. France easily could in North Africa, if it wasn't taking in assloads of people which are expensive as fuck.

>>163277750
t. 40 infamy rheinland blobber

>>163277771
>tfw china is already blobbinb in africa IRL
We could have had it all

>>163277783
>fight war against 3 GP's solo
>win
>only have 5 infamy spare

what, should i have just done nothing?

Has anyone got the updated /gsg/ movie list?

>>163277972
for a couple of years, yes, you're not in a hurry to unite anything or deal with a crisis like the rest of us.

>>163277651
your fucking first argument was attacking my level of understanding not my position and instead of accepting your error and moving on you try and change the fucking definition of ad hominem while using more ad hominem.

>>163278006
Because shitposting in privately owned public places is what all the kids are doing.

>>163278006
eu4 in my case

>>163278110
Look I'm sorry to say but your education system failed you. You are a functional illiterate. Maybe that means your education system is overpulayes, but it most likely means you are dumb.

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just captured this random nobody mercenary whilst fighting some filthy infidels, what should I do with him?

>>163278240
You should give me the updated version of the /gsg/ movie list

>>163278240
>no kids
end it now before it begins

>>163272093
>Glock
Thats not a glock what he used you Grandi

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So, should it be a Turkisk Turk or any Altaic culture character?

>The meme option didn't get any votes
You surprised me, /gsg/.

>>163274435
Hugo Boss designed the Nazi uniforms yout dumb communist cuck

Alessia here recruiting allies for the next game

Requirements

>Must be able to play UK, Prussia, Russia or Austria
>Must be completely loyal to me and even release provinces/spherelings so i can conquer them

hmu

>>163278427
Allahu akbar

>>163278527
is the france autist literally going to kill himself?

>>163278240
marry him to your daughter

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Is the Alternative flag pack guy around, ill need some Metal Gear flags done

>>163278527
>>163278548
>>163278660
>>163278664
>>163278691
Can you please give me the /gsg/ movie list if you have it?

>>163278746
No but i can recommend you some
Zulu for example

>>163278746
i laughed at this one

>>163278746
I have it but I won't give it to you because you are acting like a fag

>>163278746
the list is the matrix now take the redpill cuck

>>163278006
>all of my posts were talking about games
All that autism, wasted

>>163277783
infamy is a stupid system in vic2

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>>163278826
>>163278829
>>163278834
>>163278849
>all these (you)s
>not one of them is the /gsg/ movie list

>>163278746
>>163278985
it's in the archive

http://pastebin.com/stLT1bVc

>>163278829
Why is it funny?

>>163278746
Lawrence of Arabia, Zulu, Stalingrad(1993), Bill and Teds Excelent Adventure

>>163279046
Thank you

Who else here is a master of the Ottoman Empire and Prussia? The world coalitioned me and I still rose back to GP! I'm a great guy, everyone tells me. I tell you

>>163279137
both are fags

>>163278975
deal with it

>>163279221
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EABc1f5_cw

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>>163278985
faggot stole my image I posted yesterday

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Seems like the only Turks are within this Zoroastrian duchy and they're being mobbed by rebels.
Will I start as the duke or one of the counts?

Is there a Sorb nation is HPM?

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Would mixed race pops being represented in V2 be something we would want in a future expansion?

They were an important part of 19th century culture.

>>163279273
>kill yourself
>*closes video*
o-okay

>>163279480
V2 has no race

>>163279589
It should do.

>>163279221
Millenial Woes is a literal faggot.

Sargon probably is a literal one but is definitely a figurative faggot plus a literal nigger.

>>163279480
Aren't there some in there already? Like Afro Latino or whatever the shit in the Caribbeans?

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rate

>>163279634
Why?

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>>163271613
>start as uk
>fuck about and do crazy shit like unsphering everyone and ripping apart my alliances and dismantling my military and encouraging immigration to malta
>all said and done release malta

>be malta
>suck UK dick
>they snowball me into a secondary power
>turn nigerians into fuel and become gp
>call for unification

>mfw italian-arabic (maltese) is primary culture

this playthrough was so fucking annoying, i had to savescum for hours to get good infamy rolls

>>163279712
Racism was a part of the 19th century.

>>163279779
kys

>>163279779
isn't ghost a K.u.K

>>163279826
So was tactical battles, embargoes and gunboat diplomacy. All shit that should.come before that.
What racism would add to the game anyway?

>>163272607
>55 used at CDN$ 0.01

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Trying to be a KUK again
Liberating Rhineland.
No france, solo fuckfest against germans.
Just slammed their army when the Prussians overcommitted

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>>163279956
>What racism would add to the game anyway?

You could simulate things like pic related

>>163274263
treed

>>163279816
Maltese aren't ar*b you dumb fuck their catholics

>>163280157
That's simulated by more detailed battles, has shit all with racism

>>163280063
Are you the Austria from MP?

>>163280350
>purposely starving 300,000 africans
>not racist

umnmm excuse me can you stop erasing hte history of poc ( people of color) ??? ok thank u

>>163280425

no
i just love austrias rgos.

how can a general give an army +5 attack

generals just order troops they don't give them superpowers

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>can't make economical pacts with specific nations in Vic2
All I wanted was to be a GP and have access to grossgermaniums' coal

>>163279454
Yes

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rate my european union blobb
t. junker

>>163280728
uhhh... muh napoopan

>>163280728
Tactics in a period where officer where super important.

>>163280765
>economical pacts

ah yess... very diologicall..

>>163280821
release my country from this shitty trash

>>163279273
context?

>>163280821
how are you not rank 1

>>163279816
you should have posted an AAR of this, much better than the UBAGORBGERANIUMS we usually get

>>163281040
Irelad, is that you?

>>163280821
annex baguette and post pops.

>>163281128
i would but as i said i savescum, you would all lose interest when i was taking hours to get a good cb in africa

ill do another aar as some other meme nation that can actually get away with not savescumming

>>163281198
I'm eternal S-P

>>163281105
I disbanded my military to reoganize it
>>163281208
I did the ethnic cleansing event when I annexed Rhone, so its mostly white

Rheinland released
Silesia in crisis
Austrian army in tatters, being reformed. Might join the conflict.

>>163280491
That's like saying Romans purposely enslaved thousands of Greeks because they were racists
It was part of war

>>163281105
It's 2040, India has become a superpower.

>>163281208

Chinks and US are OP.

How fuck am I supposed to take over Ireland when it takes thousands of years to fabricate a cassus-belly? This game called Crusader Kinds 2

>>163280821

>Not playing 1.07

>>163280821
>europe 2040

is it a caliphate already?
if not this is a shitty simulation

>>163282270
Remind me of the Great Irish Crusade where Catholic Irish counts and petty dukes attacked each other

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>>163282489

>>163282598
Suggest me a better character and goal for learning the game

>>163282652
King of France in 1066
Take modern day french borders

>>163282652
If you have the Old Gods you could try someone in Sweden in the 867 start. It's easier to attack your neighbors without having to fabricate a claim. Or you could try Byzantium as there's plenty of neighboring muslims to attack.

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how i can change back vic2 to fullscreen? it just randomly changed to windowed

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>tfw continuing mp game by myself

It's fun

Also what the fuck was the Frenchfag Alessia talking about? France immediately skyrocketed to 4th GP even with all those released provinces he did. They're also like the 3rd best in army.

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>>163280821
>Internet2

how GROB can a germanium get?

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>>163283093
This + you win the resulting war with Asia.

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>>163283093
VERY groB
(warning do not open)

>>163283285
Sieg mein Kaiser!

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Will we teach all the little orbitals how to be german? (Answer is yes)

>>163282978
show europe

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>>163283443
Prussia betrayed Austria and is going for the Brothers'War to assert hegemony.

>>163280821
>not even number 1

Holy shit BTFO by Amerifats and China

>tfw now I want to play MP again

While I'm playing I want to blow my brains out from boredom

While I'm not playing I want to play

>3 years of 100% military spending
>no regiment growth

>>163283786
who were you

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>>163283849
Ah, me? Nobody, lad.

>>163283950
ok cool but what's your nickname

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>>163284036
The host, lad.

Is HoI4 still trash?

>>163283950
>>163284103
If you host again I won't bully you.

>>163284215
t. GM

never trust

Just bought ck 2
Have never played any grand strategy games before
what do?

>>163284103
hehe... sorry kid but ya dont have what it takes to play turkiums with the big boys

>>163284365
assassinate karling

>>163283845

Anyone have ideas here?

>>163284365
uninstall.exe

>>163284430
Have you considered Encouraging Soldiers

>>163284430
Encourage soldiers, Make sure administration is at 100%, Encouraging soldiers doesn't go past 5% of a provinces population.

>>163284398
who is karling?
and how do I assasinate people?

>>163284568
is it really that bad?

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>tfw to unimaginative too fully enjoy CK2

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Victoria II - HPM

I.P: 109.153.64.229

Checksum: (PSGK)

Download: https://www.dropbox.com/s/anjg7ctwsbbizzc/HPM%203.6.1.7z

>>163282948
Late but try alt + enter

>>163284620
>>163284570

That doesn't explain why Bohemia, a province of almost a million only has 4160 soldiers. I watched it for a year, and it stayed stagnant at that number. Soldiers were getting luxury needs, but not increasing. It's not like admin eff is bad there either, its at 50%. Is serfdom really making it impossible to grow my soldier pops?

>>163275464
I think russians say it like that

>want to play hoi4
>game fucking sucks

FUCK

>>163284809
worked without mods but with hpm doesn't. thanks anyway

>>163279443
>vanilla and no dlcs
holy fuck kek urself

>>163272607
>Nov 23 2001
I bet that sold well

>>163285650
>I bet that sold well
What did he mean by this?

>>163284729
How do I get this checksum? I tried deleting my map folder, but had no success

>>163285802
Download HPM, restart until you get it.

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Lads, what's the end goal here?

>>163286490
Join the Empire.

>>163286490
Complete
Coastal
Domination

>>163286490
Rape nordic women.

>>163286490
Conquer and rape Aldmeris.

>>163286490
>map is about 70% water

Why? That'd be like including America in vanilla with a proportional ocean

>>163286490
Do Gortwog's project, convert the Orcs back to the Cult of Trinimac.
Also, you're going to have to need to claim a lot of mountain regions for that sweet high-altitude life.

>>163286757
>aldmeris
No such thing.

>>163286923
Because the devs are morons that thinks people actually care about their Akaviri fanfiction.

>>163287087
>people actually care about their Akaviri fanfiction.

I care about Akavir.One of my favorite books from Morrowind is about the imperial invasion of it.
Now that would be a great grand strategy.

>>163287490
It would, and Disaster at Ionith is a really cool book, I just think it's a waste of time from the mod devs to spend time on a pretty boring version of Akavir instead of making Tamriel better and more filled with content. I'd rather have one thing done really well instead of two things done worse.

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>Austria peacefully petitions for annexation
>this happens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3lsJmwNO40

>>163287490
>Spent decades preparing invasion
>Blob into Dunmer clay just to get CB on Akavir
>Get to Akavair
>Bullshit magicks
>Random events
>Lose half your army for no apparent reason

It's Rhodesia from last mp game.
Mp when?

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>>163271820
for 2 seconds

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Epic La Platiums. Castile just needs to stop going to wars and they can form Spain. Blobhemia is blobbing again, ruining a nice Baltic Lithuania

>>163287857
>2500

>>163287768
German shark>german square

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Patiently awaiting GR's host.

>>163288063
>cheating

>>163286490
end your race you disgusting pig child

we need more niggers in the MP, come in and get railed

>>163287768
How is your literacy not 40%?

>>163288137

>GR
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>GR

If that ragequitting, autistic janitor could fade into irrelevancy, that would be great.

>>163288342
Give IP then.

>>163288137
ok

73.20.197.88
PSGK
Vic 2 HPM

>>163288218
>clever use of game mechanics

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I have been anticipating this revolution for years. From the look of it, my overall population will have dropped by a few hundred thousand by the time this is over.

>>163288424

>clever
You used a broken event, to mass spam prestige to get into first position.
No wonder there was shilling going on for 1.07 version :^)

>>163288483
>Italy

>>163288557
I secured Poland's position as rank 1 by any meanss necessary, any good leader would have done the same

so I just beat the USSR in hoi 4, is there no way to make like 3 puppet buffer states with everything east of the urals?

send help

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This is Romanian Africa.
Say something nice about it.

>>163289075
Try to make it shaped more like Romania.

That would be cute.

>>163288346
What do you mean? North German pops start at around 70% literacy and South German pops around 60% in 1836.

>>163289075
I mean, at least with Romanians going there at least they're out of Europe.

>>163289259
Must've been since I formed uberGrobGermaniums with a bunch of shitskins in it instead of just the purest of the Aryans.

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>>163289075
>Swedish Congo
OK for real how likely would it have been for any country other than Belgium to be awarded the Congo?

>>163289075
Colonize Chad and release it as a puppet

>>163289462
Thanks for pointing that out, not him but I ALSO got Swedish Congo and thought.

I guess HPM knows it's the true Swedish homeland.

>>163271820
FUCK YOU

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Ok lads, who does the Banat belong to?
The whole Balkan region is under German hegemony
>Romania
>Yugoslavia
or
>an independent Republic led by Germans

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test

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What's a good nation choice a comfy game but isn't too boring (i.e., there's still room for a bit of blobbing)? I'm used to going Maximum Groß no matter what I pick but I'd like to actually reach 1936 for once

>>163290593
Based Mosley (pbuh)

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Hey guys, playing CK2 right now removing filthy muslims from Spain, but I seem to have a bug where epidemics won't dissappear from specific counties in my empire, what is going on?

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AI Japan formed last minute! Not sure how as I didn't see them being close but okay. Now we have Great Britain, Russia, Spain, Italy, Scandinavia, and Japan all forming. Another year and then back to more fixes

>>163291139
Who are you playing?
Good to see some EU3 again desu

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fug

>>163291139
What is the Purple Prairies?

>>163291569
Close your borders lad don't let USA become groBBer

>>163291395
Observation game as Hawaii. Running tests to hopefully make the AI less retarded along with some other fixes. I write down issues I find as the game progresses and then see what I can do to fix them. I still seem to have quite a bit of work to do but it seems better already. Never had so many nations form in one game before.

>>163291570
Vinland, a MiscMod nation. I may either remove it or just change where it appears. I believe that was all Dutch land that it formed from. France owns Zeeland so Holland couldn't take it and form the Netherlands or otherwise they would have

>>163291569
>form genocidal totalitarian regime
>don't build wall to prevent people from leaving

This one's on you mate

>>163291139
Maybe Fujiwara had the other factions in a PU and inherited or something.
That's the most common way I've seen Japan form in EU3 I think.

Too bad Vaginacar didn't make it to forming Hindustan.

>>163291139
Why does EU3 have such disgusting blobs?

>>163291809
because square memel

>>163284621
No, it's great. uninstall.exe is just a meme

>>163291796
I had checked them a few years earlier and they didn't have any PUs. That tiny green in OPM on the east coast of India is Hindustan lol. Idk how that happened, I'll have to look into it.

>>163291809
Bad AI that's difficult if not impossible to fix with modifiers. Russia, Africa and Bohemia are always bad it seems. This is one of the better looking Europes I've gotten though

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r8 my African colonies

>>163292210
>cockblocked Egypt coast
0/10
>Scottish Congo
>Italian Hedjaz
10/10

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Europe on the last day. Too bad it takes like 12 hours to simulate a game on max speed.

Excuse the crop, it's not fullscreened

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POST YFW SOMEONE POSTS A VICKY 2 SCREENSHOT ON HERE AND IT'S NOT HPM, NAPOLEON'S LEGACY, OR NWO 1.06/1.07

>>163292483
If it weren't so retarded it would be pretty cool

>>163292210
>he conquered Liberia

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>posting a screenshot to official forums

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How do I get this core? I have no retake core CB against Bulgaria and I cannot add any CBs against them as they are a subject but at the same time I cannot add a CB for it against their Turkish overlods.

>>163292854
>hammer and s*ckle is still visible
delete this right now my whole family was starved to death in the gulags 6 times

>>163292210
>scottish congo

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Italy's whole navy in the middle of the Pacific lol. the AI really needs to get naval attrition

>>163292713
I agree

>>163292483
If you cleaned it up a little bit this could make the start of a fun game of Victoria.

Make Italy's territories contiguous, put Austria/Aquileia/Croatia/Hungary back together into Austria or A-H or something, remove the Bohemiblob from the baltics, give Novgorod to Russia, and fix Britain.

>>163292483
>>163293397
Was the perfect Switzerland a fluke or is that at all a likely scenario in EUIII?

Is there any MP going on?

>>163293397
>Implying the AI isn't too stupide to deal with attrition
I'm surprised paradox actually let them get it on land.

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you get 20 AE for taking one of these tiny provinces. it decays at 2 a year and the game lasts ~400 years. If you wanted to expand without bringing a coalition on yourself you could only take ~80 provinces over the course of the game or just the land in greece.
this shit mod is so broken

>>163293559
I've never played that mod, but in vanilla EU3 Switzerland starts with the right borders and usually doesn't conquer anything. Kind of a boring country but they do make a good ally if you are a country that borders them, since they have a good military but never draw you into stupid wars.

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>>163292508

>tfw DoD hasnt been converted to HPM so it will never be acceptable

;w;

>>163290150
Yugoslavia

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