{tf2g} ~ TEAM FORTRESS TWO GENERAL

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Post things others have drawn for you.

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>>163223609
Trump will make Tf2 great again!

imagine if one of the games timeframe really did become involved in the story though, maybe a flashback to theodore roosevelt punching a bear

>>163223609
Whomever made this thread, post ID, i want to give you something

>>163224115
g-give me what anon

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>>163223853

>>163224185
The title of Premature Threadjaculator

>>163224345
i made the thread because anonymous number one hundred and sixty-three million two hundred and twenty-three thousand three hundred and six told me to

>>163224535
"whenever you make one" does not mean go make one immediately, dingus.

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>>163225186
stop calling me names

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>>163225305
faggot

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maybe I could be your girlfriend for tonight anon-kun

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>>163225397
meanie

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>>163225468
chekc out this buttblasted faggot
get rekt
faggot

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>>163225590
:(

Will we see bill's hat below 1 key?

i dont know

can you repeat the question hahahh hah

we did it reddit :)

Will we see bill's hat below 1 key?

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>tf2 thread

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new chart

>>163227470
>Munitions
>not ̶M̶u̶n̶i̶t̶i̶o̶n̶s̶ MANN CO HEADQUARTERS
can blizzard do anything right?

>>163227525
>Air strike
>Pomson
>Natascha
>Vita-saw
>Broken

lmao

>Why is this weapon designed for playing against a team of 12-16 players in a game designed around teams of 12-16 players so shit in 6s? pls buff

>>163227736
t. only plays pubs

>>163227920
vita saw is something everyone says is op but no one would use it if it was allowed

>>163227920
t. only parrots opinions by "comp experts"

>>163227525
>donker cannon
>deals 50 damage
>over used

i barely see that shit anywhere

>>163228183
t. only parrots opinions from SPUF

>>163228214
you need to donk again after the first donk
double donk

>>163227736
natascha was a mistake

>>163228325
too far. take that back, motherfucker.
explain how any of those is "broken and can't be fixed with a simple buff/nerf" other than the sandman

>>163227525
you think the nastacha is broken? a fucking -25% damage? the pomson after its hard ass nerf? nah nigger

>>163228669
Natascha: Slows players in a game with a heavy focus on movement. This is TF2, not Overwatch.
Pomson: Drains Uber on hit, even if it is a bad weapon, the fact that an Engineer can spam into a combo to completely change the outcome of a push is awful.
Short Circuit: Complete hard-counter to a class meant to be your hard counter. At least the Spycicle stops you from backstabbing for a while
Vitasaw: Rewards dying.

>>163228669
this

all those there in broken are perfectly fine with the right number buffs, except id say the Short Circuit

>>163229303
it was perfectly fine at -10% , now its useless at -25%. Oh, gee, maybe it would be """"balanced" at -15%, just maybe

And they already hard nerfed the uber drain of the pomson except for melee range, its just a more linear shotgun now

>when you find a tf2g on a random as fuck youtube video comment
wew

>>163227616
?

who did you find
where did you find her

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>>163225460
>tfw no femboi pyro bf

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>>163227525
>Steak
>Needing to be nerfed

>>163229303
>Slows players in a game with a heavy focus on movement.
There's casses with weapons that will outright deny your movement, being slowed down is no big deal in comparison.
>Pomson: Drains Uber on hit, even if it is a bad weapon, the fact that an Engineer can spam into a combo to completely change the outcome of a push is awful.
I'll give you this one because I haven't played a lot of pomson.
>Short Circuit: Complete hard-counter to a class meant to be your hard counter. At least the Spycicle stops you from backstabbing for a while
Thyen give it a cooldown a-la spycicle, it's a simple nerf.
>Vitasaw: Rewards dying.
Unless it gives you free 20% charge no matter how much you had before dying, it's not a reward. Also -10 hp means a lot in a mode where the medic is the backbone of the team and primary target of the other team.

>>163229796
>heavy to mid

>>163229883
>heavy sitting around with his melee out and his thumb up his ass on mid
>heavy only getting to mid marginally sooner

>>163229878
How often has 10 hp realistically been the thing that saves the medic

>>163229878
>There's casses with weapons that will outright deny your movement
which are?

>>163231327
Pyro with his airblast. A good soldier/demo with decent enough aim can also fuck up your movement. That's about it, though. Still not really as cancerous as the natascha.

>>163231453
>he doesn't know how to airstrafe
pyro stuns you if you get within close range, where Pyro is already strong
soldier and demo have knockback, which can be anticipated and surfed away

natascha is hitscan without a maximum distance

see
>>163228325

>>163231327
The pyro and the demoman

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>>163227525
Well it's a silly chart in the end but here's my 2cent:
I see many underused but powerful weapons in that list and sadly it's true.
>Broken
Why you think Air Strike is broken and what's wrong with Natascha?
>Very Overused
Nobody uses Bonk anymore. Everybody abuses Crit-a-cola. Bonk needs to go down.
>Slight Overused
Machina needs to move up, that shit is plenty about and it's not even funny.
>Perfectly Balanced
Jag doesn't see many uses after 3 hit sapdrop nerf. Swap places with Wrench imo.
>Slight Underused
Nobody uses PBPP same goes with BFB. They need to drop a tier down
Nobody equips Shotgun on Heavy unless they wanna play vanilla, FB is better.
Wrench needs to go up at the place of The Jag.
>Very Underused
Backscatter owns, and people use it. Need to go up 1 tier
Family Business is way widely used than stock Shotgun. Need to swap places.
>Do not know
Persuader should be at Very Underused because Skullcutter or Eyelander are way better
Panic Attack should be at Very Underused again for all classes
Nobody uses Claymore.
Rocket Jumper is Trolldier's bread-and-butter move to Slightly Overused.
Booties are a staple of Skullcutter Demoknights now Slightly Underused fits better.

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>>163223853

hi im feathers

hi feathers how are you
can i suck you are dick

why would i ever stop sucking dicks wtf

>head comic writer said the new issue will be out by the end of the year
>DOTA got their update with comics

We are either going to get the new comic with the Smissmas update or we won't, and if we won't this will be definitive proof that Valve and its shitty writers couldn't give less of a shit about TF2.

>>163236229
Oh, don't be such a baby.
Writers come back!
No they don't.

>>163236229
how many are left

I keep forgetting there even is an ongoing series

>all to one person
>one person which litterally who and leech with 0 positive rating
nigger what are you doing with your 16 keys

>Playig Causal
>Random Rubber Banding
>No changes in ping

anyone else getting this tonight? Others in my server were getting it also, and not just those on toasters either.

how two speel wrods corecly??? i donnot now!

>>163227525
My 2 cents, stealing template from other anon
I see many underused but powerful weapons in that list and sadly it's true.
>Broken
Sandman and SC can easily be fixed with simple buffs/nerfs. Natascha, Air Strike and Pomson are totally fine. Vita-Saw is the only weapon in need of a full rework.
>Very Overused
No objections. Changing RS's minicrits to only working on targets below 50% HP would nerf it for Pyros without nerfing it on Soldiers (as they need to do damage to juggle people).
>Slight Overused
Degreaser should have the alternatives buffed, not be nerfed. Targe is fine, QBL is rare, Cannon is fine, Steak needs rework, Gunslinger is fine, Cuntsman is fine, Diamondback is fine
>Do not Know
Rocket Jumper is fine, holiday punch should be nerfed as it has no real downsides
>>163229303
>Natascha: Slows players in a game with a heavy focus on movement
LOL
Heavy, Pyro, Sniper, and Engineer have almost no focus on movement whatsoever. Spy and Medic's focus on movement is minimal when someone's not specifically targeting them.

Natascha is a weapon not even banned in 6s anymore, it's perfectly fine, stop being a big sook.

>Pomson: Drains Uber on hit, even if it is a bad weapon, the fact that an Engineer can spam into a combo to completely change the outcome of a push is awful

Except Pomson does not affect Ubered targets. Your Medic has to be a real retard to ever get hit by the slow-moving beam that doesn't pass through players and will at most reduce about 2% Uber

>Short Circuit: Complete hard-counter to a class meant to be your hard counter

It's not a hard counter dingus, it's a soft counter. It has a much more limited ammo supply than Demo's SBL does, Engie will die if he misses a shot, and is easily beaten by a combined attack. It just needs a nerf.

Vitasaw I agree needs a ground-up rework.

>>163231453
>>163231327
Pyro's airblast, Engineer's Sentry knockback, Demo and Soldier's juggling, and the Sniper Rifle will do more than just deny your movement

CHRISTMAS WHEN

I THINK ITS ON THE TWENTY FOURTH

>>163242578
END MY SUFFERING I JUST WANT MY FREE STUFF

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http://www.strawpoll.me/11917152

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http://tf2r.com/k8rqswk.html

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>mfw too smart to disagree with the strawpoll

>>163229883
the comp mindset
"hahah dont ever use heavy he cant get to mid on time"
"oh wait with those weapons he can"
"lets ban those to shit and pretend they dont exist and still shittalk heavys mid rollout"

>>163245140
I agree, but on the other hand, gru really does make heavy overpowered, and should be nerfed

if it had, say, a 25 max HP penalty and blocked overhealing that would be good, then heavies would be killable at mid without having to run permaheavy or permasniper to counter him, and GRU could safely be unbanned in 6s

You're voting for TF2 instead of Skyrim, Civ, AoE or Terraria right anons?

http://store.steampowered.com/news/26415/

Skyrim is only 5 years old and had to be remastered
Civ is only 6
Terraria has another voting category if you want to vote for it
AoEII is good, but TF2 would stand more to gain from the recognition

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>Snowycoast first point
>Red has literally 6 snipers and a single sentry
>My team CANNOT cap the point
w h y

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We will have either only blog post or both post and update today. It wouldn't make sense for them to release an update 2 days before Christmas, they won't have time to fix gamebraking bugs because family and shit, so I expect it today.

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post loadouts

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>>163245606
tf2 should win.
its 7 years old and still in the top 5 most played games on steam

>>163245709
to be fair, snowcoast first has way too ridiculous a sniper sightline from on top of the main choke from the shithouse opposite red spawn, and raised such that demo and soldier poke doesnt work, it has to be an attack from the air

>>163246138
I see your point but I don't think it would've been much of an issue if the only medic didn't run in and stand still directly in the sightline refusing to heal anybody but the heavy statue for the entire 5 minutes.

>>163246048
why the fuck is Civ V and Skyrim in there theyre new, i mean maybe as representatives of the whole series, Morrowind/Oblivion, Civ 2,3,4

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>>163246048
Tf2 is nine years old.

>>163246238
>That sniper
love it

>>163246238
stop making me feel old goddamnit it came out yesterday for me

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What is your Christmas wish for this update, /tf2g/?
Mine is the promised optimization, becaise on most maps I get unpleasant input lag that fucks up my aim, especially because I main Scout - the class that requires the most aiming to do well. They promised it after Gun Mettle and there were some optimizations in the patch notes of Tough Break and MYM but it's still awful. It's the only thing that stops me from playing TF2 everyday after work. I even downloaded Paladins, and even though it's not a bad game it's nothing compared to TF2.

>>163246517
>input lag
Turn off v-sync, AA and multi-core rendering

>tfw the last good update was like one and a half years ago

>>163246601
The only good update was the one from beta to release.

>>163246571
I don't have v-sync and AA. Disabling multi-core rendering will just lower fps.

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>>163245709
>Red has literally 6 snipers and a single sentry
>w h y

>>163246643
It adds a bit of input lag due to the fucky way Source utilizes the CPU, but I don't know why else you'd have input delay unless it's from something else on your system.

>>163246517
i remember when i was a little kid if i asked santa for too much id get a letter back saying he was sorry that he couldnt get what i asked for
i feel like thats whats gonna happen if you ask for optimization

>>163246696
I'll try it but I doubt it.
Forgot to mention that the lag doesn't happen always, but when looking at action. It's fine in spawn looking at a wall for example.
It most likely correlates with drop in FPS, but it doesn't drop below 60, more like 70-80, which should be fine. I think it's an anomaly and not just fps drops because it doesn't happen in Paladins or CS.

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>>163246694
blue player :kick him hes hacking
Spinning Red Sniper is Godlike >20
red player : nah i watched him hes not hacking
red also: not hacking u r just bad

end of round; sp1n2w1n2008 255, i_pocket_hackers 100, highest_other_red 3

>>163246238
I'm very fond of that demo, friend

>>163246238
homo heavy, no homo medic

get the homo set for medic; bare chest/village people mustache

why won't vibri leave

>the dread knot raffle was a21
Really, why

https://scrap.tf/raffles/GDJ78U
I swear to fuck, what holiday is it? I tried every one i could find but it's not working

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>>163250856
Well, i tried the one thing i could be bothered to try.
See if there is some inuit holiday or something.

>>163251043
I've got the wikipedia page of winter holidays open and it's not one of them
Fucking hell

>>163251263
probably some made up holiday or someshit
try wintereenmas

>>163251424
Some guy in the comments mentions knowing someone from there, so it must be real

>>163251043
it's kwanzaa tho

>>163250856
>anime avatar
probably has something to do with japan or anime

>>163249973
Its funny

>>163251540
>anime
anon.... I......

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>>163252385

Goddamn it dotsy you tell me how you got in right now or i swear to fuck i'll do something drastic

i want to do something drastic to dotsy

[20:55:54] <Dotsy> post in the thread and say i cannot reply
[20:56:00] <Dotsy> im banned

gonna take a wild guess and say it was because of the felix

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>>163247037
Better to just leave since you can't kick him without help of enemy team.

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lol harvest

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its jul, idiots

>>163227907
If something is powerful against top level players with good movement you can bet your clueless f2p ass they are broken against idiot pubbers. For example if the atomizer is useful for completely denying top invite soldiers you bet you can fuck shit up in pubs. Same with the crit a cola, sand man. Cleaver is annoying as fuck. Look at the global whitelist, pretty much everything is unbanned except the most broken stuff.

>>163256568
Carefully reread the post you're replying to

>>163256751
O, I see but in that case no one says that at all. I don't think anyone in the comp community asks for any buffs. (except maybe the sticky launcher)

>>163256925
I'm not that guy, but I'm 100% sure he's talking about the scottish defense

>>163257030
*resistance, I'm fucking retarded and need sleep

>>163251538
>kwanzaa

doesnt work

>>163257564
No, I meant the holiday name is kwanzaa.
I can't try it because geel

>>163257564
>>163256349

i fucking hate idiots....

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This, again. In the last thread just one guy got the roll

1-4 for the first one

5-9 for the second one

Only 2 anime girls (if any) for each flair. No Cirno

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>>163257980

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>>163257980
scale up if needed

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>>163257980

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>>163257980

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>>163257980
>no cirno
oh

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>>163257980

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>>163258207
>>163258265
>>163258295
>>163258308

best spray?

>>163227525
>pomson
>broken
have you ever even installed the game?

>>163259671
http://tf2r.com/krlrtlm.html

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>stalking vibris profile
>he just got this
Mmmm....

>>163260751
is he, dare I say, /ourguy/?

>>163260751
>ruining the next raffle for people
Fuck off

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http://tf2r.com/knoqdn0.html

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Bad news guys.
Since dingus here >>163260751 decided to spoil the prize, Wensdays raffle is now cancelled.
-Vibri

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>>163260751
>>163261815

oh no
what are we going to do without a chance of winning some videogame item
how tragic

Guys I'm literally shaking right now

good job, dingus
you ruined christmas, tf2g, and life
tf2 is dead and its all your fault

>only pay in pure DO NOT ADD ME
>selected "add me to trade" in the classified
>no trading url anywhere

>>163261815
It's shit anyway.

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Trade holds suck. While waiting I did unboxing though.

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page 10 save

Secondaries that are worth using all the time
>scout
Pistol
> Soldier
Shotgun and gunboats
>pyro
Shotgun and detonator
>demoman
Sticky and jumper
>heavy
Family business and sandvich
>engineer
Pistol and wrangler
>medic
Crossbow
>sniper
Jarate and razorback
>spy
Revolver

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>razorback

>>163265305
damn i love this haircut
>>163265330
>Shotgun and gunboats
Concheror is love, Concheror is life.
>Shotgun and detonator
Scorch Shot is much better.

>>163266394
>Being so bad at soldier you need the Conch
>Using scorch shot for anything but harassing snipers

>>163266394
>pushy flare gun instead of mobility flare gun
you already have a good explosion radius with the detonator and your airblast

Weapons that are broken and need to be reworked: atomizer, crit a cola, soda popper, sandman, cleaver, reserve shooter, Sydney, base jumper, wrangler, gru/fists. There's a lot of other annoying unlocks but I wouldn't say they're broken.

>tfw he tries to run away from your cleaner's carbine fire
>tfw you right click

>>163266575
t. bad

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163266575
no yous for you faggot

>>163266506
How is using conch make me bad as soldier? It's just best secondary, thats it.

>>163266747
>He needs a crutch to be good at soldier
I bet you use the black box too, faggot.

>>163266904
I used to back in the days when it was actually good.
>he cries about crutches at bottomscore
If you can't beat them, use them. If you can beat them, you shouldnt really care about them.

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>>163267053
I embrace the crutch but never use that combo, I go stock and conch or box and buff.

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>>163261815
>imp lying

You guys are gullible as shit.
1. I only ever raffle hats because if someone doesn't like the hat, effect or class they won then you can quite easily trade unusual hats and pretty much every hat can be instantly quicksold

2. The pistol is for me. Stop being so presumptive

3. I normally buy what I raffle less than 5 minutes before it goes up incase the thread or someone else spits up a good idea

4. Wensdays raffle is not cancelled

5. Stop stalking my profile

>vibri wont raffle something actually valuable
how shocking!

did you retards forget that this leech only raffles cheap unusuals in an attempt to look generous and make people like him

who the fuck cares

>>163269212
$15 unusuals are better than what the vast majority of /tf2g/ raffles. Stop being such a bitter leech because you didn't win your precious 8 key hat.

>>163269323
shut the fuck up vibri
i dont join raffles

>>163269395
Then why are you complaining? Why on earth would anyone complain about someone raffling unusuals? It's clearly not to make people like him, since he seems to be aware that the vast majority of the thread either dislike him or are neutral. Why not call out some of the other people who raffle regularly? Why this particular hateboner for Vibri?

Are people who wear the stahlhelm nazis?

>>163269505
because vibri acts like a pretentious asshole just because he raffles the cheapest unusual he can buy every once in a while

>>163269505
Weird thing is, no one in this thread has ANY reason to hate Vibri. They just seem to

>>163269623
When has Vibri acted like a pretentious asshole? As far as I know he's just a dick.

>>163269634
He has a bad attitude and is incredibly rude most of the time.

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>>163269212
Looks like he paid 24 keys for it at most.
The unusuals he raffles are normally worth more than that

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>Atomizer gets buffed to where you can minicrit while jumping a la Market Gardener

>>163269698
>He has a bad attitude and is incredibly rude most of the time.
Who does? You could be talking about 90% of the thread regulars

>>163269698
>he hurt my feelings :^(
holy shit grow up

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Merryweather or Brigade?

sops i swear to fvucking god give me you're fucking graphics config or ill fly to isreal myself and pry it from your little jewish hands my game keeps fucking lagging in pubs and its really pissing me off so stop taunting me with your superior config you little homo

>>163270108
Merryweather.

>>163270108
merryweather should go with the steel six pack, not the dead of night
go with brigade

Why are you all bitching about Vibri?

>>163270108
Both

fuck why cant collectors chemistry sets be cheaper those fuckers arent filling the things with items themselves

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Rate this demo

>>163270526
puffy/10

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>>163270153
kek

>>163270731
>i just kept having nightmares about fps drops
thole is CUTE

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>vibri does nothing in this thread but occasionally post screenshots and raffle
>"what a fucking asshole, he only spends hundreds of dollars raffling hats so anonymous people on an image board will like him! Why wont he leave?!"

>join game
>No heavy
>go heavy since it's my least played class
>top score
>random crits when needed
Is heavy supposed to be fun because I had fun getting multiple dominations.

Post heavy guys.

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>>163271143
fucked that up

>>163271143
>top score
>heavyfags still complain that he needs a buff
ungrateful shits

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http://tf2r.com/ktvj7r9.html

>>163270430
They don't drop anymore.

>>163271004
You must be new.

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The scam continues

>>163273256
are you retarded?

>>163273256
just don't fucking paint it idiot
the game itself gives you a preview of what it'd look like, does it not
that's like jumping into an alligator pit despite the zookeeper warning you not to, and then blaming the zoo for letting their alligators rip off your limbs

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doesnt conflict ingame

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>>163274387
6 misc slots when

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>its a heavy with 3 medics episode
>they are steam friends as usual
>its not even gayload/stackload/boringload, just koth

fml

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>righteous bison is nerfed and will never be fixed
>they will never add more laser guns
>Engie will never get anymore secondary weapons
>Engie will never get any new PDAs

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http://tf2r.com/k8rqswk.html

Hour warning

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>mfw the only source of fun for me is comp and mixes
>when its a balanced experience its better than playing any other multiplayer game i ever tried
why do people hate comp again ?

>>163278564
Only bads hate comp, desu.

hey guys, /owg/ here, sorry you didn't get a holiday update this year

>>163278640
/tf2g/ here sorry your game went to shit in a few months

>>163278640
please dont bully us
>>163278805
please dont make us look worse

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gib back musklekslekse you filthy hacks

>>163278564
>>mfw the only source of fun for me is comp and mixes
this

>>163278564
because they want to play their gimmick class 24/7

>guy with faggy anime/cropped hentai avatar
>just so happens to be a hacker

Every time.

>>163280065
Literally me.

Ask me your questions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgVfI8Jhct8

me

>>163278564
this

*rigs*

>>163278564
>for me
exactly

*unrigs*

>>163282296
*rerigs*

*reverse rigs*

>4 vs 11
>being spawncamped by phlogs and uber meds
>everyone bitches about it while doing nothing
>let's just use team scramb-
>oh, it's gone.

jokes on you, it seems you accidentally rigged it for me again

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>>163282272
what did he mean by this

>>163278564
Because i want to win and feel good about myself everytime. Fuck balanced games, fuck comp, fuck pubs, fuck all of you.

>>163283404
>winning a pub feels good for him
lmao are you bad

>>163278564
I enjoy the variety of classes and random critical hits

>>163281423
id?

>>163283507
Um. Yes?
So?

>>163283556
>I enjoy random crits

>>163282632
Someone go heavy. Someone else go vaccinator. Someone else go kritz. Reap tears.

>>163283840
>I enjoy random crits
Yes, this is literally what I said

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>>163284034
>I enjoy random crits

>>163283404
you can stack comp lobbies to win too, but its kinda boring
i feel better about a close game i lost than an easy game i win

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>>163284264
>you can stack comp lobbies to win too, but its kinda boring

>when you defend dustbowl so well the opposing team leaves

>>163223609
>its another my entire team is bad episode

god dammit

>not carrying and coaching noobs

>giving a shit about dumb 3rd worlder kids and carrying/giving them free xp

>>163285283
>>163285772
i literally tried both

but none of them listened to me

fuck this

>I wish more people played this game
>fuck new players though

also

>caring about xp

Fuck, anon, remember when you were new to this game and got a pro in your team, how you listened to him and how he'd encourage you play better

>>163286002
you've gotta earn their trust
earlier today I joined a team attacking gravel pit who couldn't capture B, I went medic and helped them with that, they were all really grateful
when we switched to defending, I went soldier and told them to defend B, and that me, a medic and an engi would cover A, and they agreed.
I bit way more than I could chew and almost fucked up because 2cocky, but my medic was invigored by our victory and kept me going way further than I should have
seeing all those "X has earned the achievement: Impossible Defense" was great

>get killed by a direct hit soldier that wasnt even focusing you

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>>163242518
Wait for 22nd and onward. At latest it'll drop at 25th.

>>163287134
but valve time christmas
happens in february
on the 29th

anyone else think about how overwhelmed new players in TF2 must be with all the different modes and unique mechanics in this game?
im lucky i started before backpacks were even a thing, before there were a trillion different weapons with different effects
Valve should step up their tutorial game

>>163287452
took me two weeks tops to learn what the classes and unlocks do when i first started playing

>>163287452
Completely agree, it's a huge problem.

>>163287452
No. I started playing in 2014, during Love and War. I've managed fine so far.

At least while I am far away from my computer valve still doesn't release updates.

>be new player
>play tutorial
>"Use WASD to move"
>"use space to jump"
>"use left click to shoot, R to reload"
what a worthless piece of shit, valve is the dumbest company in modern gaming
>the closest thing to advanced tutorials are the tips in loading screens

>>163266394
>>163266747
>conch
Enjoy your no-medic

>>163287986
>Modern
This is tf2 son.

>>163287986
if they really played the tutorials they would at least not have to look at their keyboards trying to move

>>163287986
hello fellow funke watcher

>>163287986
every modern videogame have this kind of tutorial

do you guys like cummies

>>163289495
no i don't main medic

>>163289060
And those that didn't included it in the manual, because manuals used to be a thing video games came with. Tutorials are for the "I have literally never played a video game before" crowd, and I don't know why you'd expect anything different.

So is anyone in the Team Fortress canon gay?

youre like a little bunny, scurrying around, eating up your lettuce and berries :)

>>163289495
i give the cummies, have you been a good boy?

Thank you whoever suggested disabling Multicore Rendering. The aim-destroying mouse lag is now gone. How I didn't hear about this before I don't understand. Now I get about 30% less FPS but I can aim much more confidently.

>>163269825
literally replace this with the additional jump and it might be a fun, but nonviable weapon

>>163291438
and give it a 20% damage bonus to compensate for the slow ass fire rate
done

>>163251043
ive literally tried every holiday in the world civilised and uncivilised by this point and all the different inuit christmases

the fuck does it want

>>163291925
are you fucking stupid
>>163256349

>>163288478
im not a funke sub but i saw that vid yesterday and i really digg it
i had this opinion way before seeing that tho. expected valve to at least give SOMETHING better in the tutorials section when Meet your match came out
but meet your match was bellow everyone's lowest expectations, cant really trust valve for anything nowadays

>>163292041
>mess up community updates with their meddling
>mess up their own updates just out of sheer incompetence
They need to hand tf2 over to someone else before they completely kill a game that has managed to stay more or less relevant for almost ten years.

>want to play around with a not often used class/loadout
>team isn't doing anything
>eventually getting spawn camped because people can't play without their hands being held
>no autobalance and team has half the players the other has
>can't have fun because can't even leave spawn even after going med and giving someone uber

>>163292217
from a moneymaking perspective CSGO and TF2 are doing just fine no matter how bad they fuck up with updates
this is why i hate microtransactions
this is why i hate idiots

>>163292830
Valve already does pretty much nothing for tf2 or cs:go.
If they handed over at least tf2 to some outside company they could get money for doing literally nothing.
Personally I think they need to make a team of community members that oversees smaller updates of hats and maps while they (or someone they oversee) focuses on weapons and character balance.
Have community updates like eotl or invasion happen every couple months with the understanding that its just going to be hats, maps, and weapon reskins. With smaller just hats and maps every month where there isn't an invasion style update pulling from the thousands of hats and maps on the workshop right now.
We get official updates every month, valve gets more money than they can count.
It might not be the content some of the more hardcore players want, but its something to keep the game alive between balance and weapon patches.
Though valve, with all their incompetence and just flat out retarded balance decisions, will never hand the tf2 ip over.

This is going to sound a little stupid.

I got in a fight with someone in a pub game, and I said some things that pissed me off because I normally don't talk that way to other people. I wanted to find the guy and apologize to him, but I can't find a way to message him because of his settings. Should I just give it up?

>>163293203
That's not a bad idea, handing it over to the community but they would need some oversight and accountability.

And updates aren't something needed every month, but a few a year to keep it fresh.

>>163293203
at least they put more effort and devs in csgo mm, than they will ever do in tf2
they could literally copy paste ideas or even some code from csgo mm and make TF2 mm several times better
or even better, let the community work on it and release comp MM as a community update instead of doing M&M and removing quickplay without any warning

the community does more in a month than valve in a year
>tf2lobby - tf2center
>TF2Pickup - TF2Stadium
>champ.gg free source project
>serveme.tf
>faceit

>>163293585
Well thats why I proposed having a team for just hats and maps, and another for actually game changing balances.
Monthly hats and maps, and maybe weapon skins would be great for just having content.
The hats/community updates would of course have to go through quality control, but I am sure there are enough people making shit that know how to make shit well that it wouldn't be too big of a problem.
>>163293620
Its almost like the community knows what we want more than valve does.
Or rather, we are more willing to make what we want than valve is.

>pubs
>sniper and myself have 40 points more than the next members on our team
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/4/4e/Cm_soldier_pregamelostlast_09.mp3?t=20160711004953

>>163293439
Best you could do is add him and hope he doesn't block you. Might also try trying to add someone close to him on his friends list and see if they add you.

>>163295810
Is it worth pursuing or would that just be obsessive? I just wanted to apologize to the guy.

>>163295920
If it means that much to you, go right ahead. He might think you're a bit weird, but it's not too much if it's really eating you up.

>Hacker I played with 2 weeks ago still isn't banned
There really is no justice.

>>163295995
Okay, I"ll give it a try. I'll send him a friend request and see if he accepts.

Thanks, it was eating me up but I'm not entirely sure why.

reminder that valve servers are garbage for both casual and comp are garbage
>locked graph settings
>locked net settings
>have to play the WHOLE FUCKING THING to get any XP (i hope you dont play for XP anyway)
>sweqster and other aimbotters were in top 10 comp ladder for over a month

>>163287452
Imo there's only a handful of things that should probably be straight up explained to completely fresh players like rampup and rocket jumps.

I do wish there was a big flashing "ENGINEER CAN BUILD TELEPORTERS THEY GIVE YOU LOTS OF SHINY POINTS!!!" message whenever someone plays engi for the first time ever. You might laugh, but it's a continuous problem when it doesn't have to be.

>>163298215
and something something dispensers something

>see newb engi
>builds his sentry next to mine as usual
>doesn't build his own dispenser
>doesn't take metal from my dispenser
>instead goes and takes the damn full ammo pack

>>163298215
>Team has 5 engineers
>Only one puts down a tele right out of spawn
Every game.

>badwater red engi setup time
>teles, dispenser
>go to get big ammo pack and rocket jumping soldier takes big ammo
>other engi is using the other big pack

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>>163300941
>hfw

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>start tf2 again after a break of a few months
>try competition
>quit after 5 minutes of waiting for server
>try single game
>first map has a cheater that doesn't get kicked - i quit
>second map has a complete incompetent team - i quit
>can't connect to tf2 server, try again in a few minutes...
I remember why I stopped playing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hj6duP3Ynt0

>>163302621
Idiotic
Learning curves are about the skill required to master or become competent with a set of tools within the game, it doesn't matter the source where you get such information nor the way the game presents it or if it even does

People that don't get informations because the game doesn't present it to them right away in a concise manner in other games are called idiots because most of the knowledge base is written outisde of official sources and mostly datamined or statistically extrapolated, why would it be different in TF2?

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>>163245606
>Skyrim
>implying it won't be forgotten with TES6
>mfw some of these nominations

>>163245606
>Undertale
>Going against Life is Strange and The Walking Dead
The largest salt mine of this decade

>>163302621
If only the game had some training mode that teaches you the bare minimum of how every character works... oh, wait.

>>163303049
Also there's way more popular games that tell you a whole lot less about how to play them effectively. In TF2, you're able to get an idea of what you're supposed to do by simply looking around and being observant of what your team is doing. If you see a fellow soldier who's up on the rocky cliffs of Badwater, you get the notion that it's a good idea for soldiers to have a height advantage. The specific mechanics are for more advanced players anyway who have at least gotten a handle on the game. Take this in comparison with what I'm pretty sure is the most popular PC game ever, Minecraft. How the fuck are you supposed to know how to do anything in Minecraft without looking at a wiki or YouTube let's play? I need a crafting table to do just about anything? How do I even make one? The only thing the game ever straight up tells you is that "E" opens your inventory. That's it. Figure the rest out in this incredibly expansive and intricate world on your own. You want to figure out how redstone works without a 20 minute long unofficial YouTube tutorial by someone with a 3D intro with his name and generic dubstep music? Fuck yourself. I know they're in vastly different genres, but the idea of presenting information is prevalent in all games, TF2 does at least a good job of letting you know you're supposed to shoot people and who to shoot at.

>>163303567
But that's the thing, it doesn't work

>>163303886
lol

>>163303886
I'm doing it right now, completed the soldier one and starting up demoman

>>163303886
Practice against bots, retard, that's what they're for.

>>163227525
I havn't played this game for a while... explain to me how steak is better than sandvich and vitasaw is better than ubersaw?

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>>163303567
Except it doesn't cover every character.
Hell, it doesn't even cover half of the characters.
Though it would be awfully hard to cover half of 9.

>that guy on your team that very obviously just installed and sits in spawn for the whole match figuring out the controls by pressing random keys

>>163303886
Mine has never been broken to be honest

>>163304797
They should force you to play against bots for your for like 10~20 games.

>>163227525
Scottish resistance is pretty underrated in my opinion. When defending multiple areas the ability to set off only certain batches of stickies is super useful. Downside is you have to fully rely on your granade launcher for dueling.

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>>163303886
>>163304283
[wai]
>>163304741
It really doesn't have to. It covers the most complex non-standard-fps mechanics at the time, cloaking for spy, buildings for engineer and stickies for demoman
Do you really need a tutorial to guide you through scout? or heavy? MAYBE pyro's reflect, but again tf2 really doesn't need a tutorial since it's been out for almost TEN FUCKING YEARS and anyone that wanted to get on it right now would have much more material to read than any other FPS in recent memory

>>163305442
I doesn't need to, but it also doesn't.
My post was in response to >>163303567 saying that it covered every class.

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http://tf2r.com/k81e6zr.html

Hey, its time for day three of the Vibri Unusual Giveaway Extravaganza Special Edition whatever I wish I was dead

Todays prize is this lovely unusual pistol!
Mainly because its 2am and I cant be bothered to find another prize because I fell asleep during the time I should have been finding a prize...

Enjoy!

>>163309229
Quantum you double nigger, if you win again I am going to hunt you down.

*rigs*

*nigs*

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>>163309229
Thank you friend.

*digs*

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Smissmas anyone?

>>163310220
Maybe tomorrow.

>>163309229
Just fuck off. Noone here cares about your shitty raffles or about you. We don't like you. Stop being a retard and go away. You are worse than Viva.

trix?

>>163310594
i'll be real for a second i kind of care about the shitty raffles
i want free stuff

>>163227525
>phlog
>slightly under-used

I'm okay with this.

>not caring about a free dozen of bucks

>>163310972
muh /tf2g/ integrity

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It's like people come to this thread just this once a year to leech raffles.

>>163311184
i have no integrity or dignity, i'll take free shit man

>>163311470
i don't care about joining raffles, i've joined like 2000 of them and won like 5.

I care about fellow anons' raffles because i like having some kind of connection to them, be it a conversation or a memento
Doesn't matter if it's a scrap or a burning TC, i always treasure what i get
And if i don't get anything, they're still cool for making the raffle in the first place

>>163311470
we're all anonymous for a reason dumbass

>>163311626
>i'm totally not begging

>>163311580
>joined like 2000
this is like when people consider 500 hours a lot of playtime. i don't have a laughing_whores.gif on me, please imagine i posted it

>>163311669
I have literally never seen you post your id looking for games. Most of you have no /tf2g/s added. I can only conclude you only come here to leech.

>>163311470
>only people I know are allowed to join raffles >:(

yes cause you need a /tf2g/ added or you're a leech ecks to the dee
rulez r rulez, you heard the fag

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>>163311721
Oh.

>>163311754
and why should i ever be fucking interested in playing with /tf2g/ specifically when there are hundreds of others who can play along?
>>163311840 has the right idea, you're just a fucking idiot

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>Entering that many raffles in the first place

>>163311470
>not a who
that's surprising

>>163311932
>>163311896
>>163311840
Why even come here if you're not even going to attempt to be a part of the community?

>>163311840
scrap.tf has a better raffle system, i gave up on tf2r when i didn't get my win the 3rd time in a row

>>163312043
i'm already part of it by posting, faggot
stop shoving salt in your sore ass

>>163312043
Ok you got me. I am literally oWn, and I have come to leech all your valuables.

>>163312147
A lot of /tf2g/ are banned from scrap.tf.
Purely because geel got butt blasted about the thread and decided to ban everyone he knew was a /tf2g/.

>>163312043
I am a part of the community. I post and discuss shit here.

>>163312332
Wasn't it something like he linked a raffle here and banned everyone who joined? Or am I thinking of a different incident.

>>163312332
geel who?