>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: http://www.dota2.com/700
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Group: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/pottisdefenseforce
Discord: https://discord.gg/gxGqKkH
Cosmetic simulator: http://dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://www.opendota.com/ (formerly yasp.co)
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
>>163216414
Sick patchu
>including a discord and meme group link
stop making ops
I wish Sing would wake up and stream already otherwise I might actually have to play Dota
friendly reminder dota's best years are behind us
There's a discord? Can I post my dota porn in it?
>>163216414
>Group: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/pottisdefenseforce
>Discord: https://discord.gg/gxGqKkH
bros how do i block twitch ads? ublock and adblock dont work anymore and the ads keep crashing my tab.
Nice patch, dotards.
No pol posting allowed below the DUCK!
Why don't we have a radiant and dire hero split anymore?
Wouldn't it be easier if icefrog balanced around that?
>>163216713
Globalism is trash
>Enemy SF has shadow blade, dragon lance, aghs, an ulti orb, and treads at 27 minutes with 8 kills and 3 deaths
What the fuck
>>163216657
uBlock origin works fine for me
>>163216616
>no one ever recorded this
Damn shame, that shit was legendary
Nice game related discussion, dotards.
How come no dotards can explain this? https://www.twitch tv/merlinidota/v/108123164?t=06h41m45s
Stop (command)
>>163216616
>>163216853
im sure someone does but will never appear
>>163216657
>adblock dont work anymore
What?
I'm using AdBlock Plus on Chrome and I haven't seen an ad on any website in a very long time.
>>163216830
Using any extra 3rd party filters in particular?
I still get ads on Twitch.
>>163216881
should have warded his jungle
>America's top player is Syed Sumail Hassan
>Europe's top player is named Amer Al-Barqawi
>South East Asia's top player is named Abed Azel Yusop
>Dota 2's lead developer is named Abdul Ismail
>/d2g/'s top shitposters complaining about muslims in the general of a game developed by a muslim whose top players are muslim
Really doesn't make me think.
>>163216657
use livestreamer
>>163216657
Use livestreamer
>>163216981
>>163217051
But then you don't get Twitch chat.
>>163216975
but europe's top player is named jesse vainikka and america's top player is named mason venne?
>>163217086
Why would you want Twitch chat when you have /d2g/? Same thing but with less spam.
>>163216975
>Techies' Suicide squad, Attack! got replaced
>>163217168
Twitch chat is better than /d2g/
>>163217165
MEMES!
>>163217274
consider suicide
>>163217274
Contemplate self destruction
>>163216713
post more dota ducks
>>163217384
>>163217306
>>163217246
I was about to neck myself but then I saw I saw rtz was streaming for the boys.
>>163217469
actually i believe he is doing it for the money
why dont you just get a dota gf anon?
>>163217549
Stop :C ur pushing me over the edge.
>>163217552
The don't exist in the U.S, I would have to settle for a LoL or a HotS gf.
>>163217552
>settle
Stop making fun of me. How do I settle when I don't have options?
I really want to impregnate someone but I can't find anyone willing and especially not in dota.
>>163217747
>I really want to impregnate someone but I can't find anyone willing
That's why rape exists, anon.
is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.
I've just read the entire patch notes and I spent the entire time repeating the words "This is reddit, this is memes, this is reddit, this is memes..." under my breath.
I fucking hated it. I was writhing around in my chair in the sofa for the last 10 minutes it was so painful.
>>163217965
i wish crystal maiden sucked on my nipples
>>163218041
were you literally shaking
>>163218041
me too I was literally shaking
can visage's familiars lifesteal?
>2 hour game
>win
>their monkey king calls me noob for picking sniper
wew
>>163218041
I had to lynch a few niggers because of how mad I was.
>>163218098
yes
Ilexa is going to sleep. Wish her goodnight!http://steamcommunity.com/id/TinkeringTurian/
>>163217552
>tfw cute Asian gf who is going to inherit millions of dollars once a family member dies in a few months
>she's proven it substantially so I'm not getting catfished
>is also from a wealthy family
Living the dream to be honest family.
>>163216657
the problem is you can't block twitch ads while using HTML5 player
Remember anons, if somebody picks Monkey King instalock Bloodseeker! The hero shits on MK!
Thanks and have fun dotards!
>>163218224
>inherits millions of dollars
>dumps your weeb ass
>marries chad gookcock
lol BTFO
Oi! You!
Yer havin a laff!
Yer havin a giraffe!
A bubble bath!
A wizard'sSTAUFF
>CLICK HERO
>CLICK THE VIEW HERO BUTTON AT THE BOTTOM RIGHT OF THE HERO'S PORTRAIT
>IT SHOWS YOU YOUR HERO REGARDLESS OF WHAT HERO YOU WERE TRYING TO INSPECT
NICE
PATCH
DOTARDS
VALVE EVEN BROKE THEIR SHITTY HAT VIEWING MECHANIC THAT NOBODY WANTED IN THE FIRST PLACE
>>163218207
nate you massive attention whoring faggotglad to see you haven't left us after all
>>163218303
How? All the monkey has to do is ult right after getting Ruptured and Bloodseeker would be walking into a death trap if he engages.
>>163218336
>literally isn't interested in men from her own country because of their Asian values
>is obsessed with me and keeps sending me gifts
Stay jelly my man.
>>163218207
fixed it
>>163218224
I used to pretend to be a rich girl on WoW. I """DATED""" this guy for like six months and then he bought me a 3000 gold soulbound ring. I accepted it and immediately ignored all his characters, and reported him when he kept making new ones to whisper me with.
You're getting fooled.Probably by me.
>>163218482
congrats he blew the ult on a bloodseeker
the ape cant jump around, you have a silence so he cant expand your dong, you can chase him and when you get a basher you can actually manfight him
but most importantly the rupture allows you to kite a normally unkiteable hero
>>163218589
That's not how you fix it, dotard.
This is!
>>163218564
>she wont eventually dump me when she finds something better
>because she loves me!!!
I'm gonna assume this is your first girlfriend. Please don't kill yourself when she dumps you, dude.
12 mins in and this happens
>Nature's Prophets Treants now have magic resistance similar to neutral Ancients
Is this a better 25 talent?
>>163218750
I... ok
>>163218201
>test it
>it works
>but it's a shit gold investment on visage
oh well time for my regular 7.00 meme meta
>>163218658
>You're getting fooled.
I'm really not, she's showed me legal documents about the inheritance, has sent me gifts when I've sent her nothing, I've seen her on cam and pictures of her at expensive resorts her family takes her to.
So if she's 'tricking me' she's not really getting any benefit out of it at this point.
>>163218764
She's super lonely and has clung onto me hard, I very much doubt she's going to dump me.
But if it helps you not be jealous then okay.
>>163218842
does it stop them getting killed in one cleave hit?
>>163219280
>does it stop them getting killed in one cleave hit?
no, they are just like europeons in this regard.
fuck dota 2
There is zero discernible difference between 4chan and Reddit.
Or 4chan and twitch
>>163219334
LMAO
>>163219334
wew lad
>>163219396
/d2g/ is just one large organised private Twitch chatroom.
>>163219396
4chan has more people being edgy or having 'shocking' opinions because 'lul anonymous xD' / not being held accountable for that they say.
Reddit uses more stale maymays, but is generally much better for actual discussion about the game.
4chan becomes twitch chat during e-sports.
>>163219334
brutal
How do you watch vods on Livestreamer?
>>163219334
dang
>>163219548
t. janitor
>>163218207
is there an uncropped ver?
>>163220141
Yes, yes there is.
You can find it here:https://www.f-list.net/c/ilexa/
>>163220236
>That last image
that shit ain't right
>they STILL haven't fixed the performance
nice fps dotards
>>163219396
4chan was good before it became sjws vs stormfronters.
/n/ and /new/ were never as shit as /pol/.
Anyway, /d2g/ isn't as bad as r/dota2. r/dota2 is literally filled with support players that want to turn dota into League and think valve are great no matter what bad decision they make.
When they complain about the HUD their posts are literally 'Wow valve I think the patch is absolutely amazing and everything but there is a teeny weeny problem with this HUD, it's about as small as my cock, hahahaha!' with 1000 upvotes.
>>163219334
Whatever dude, it's all fixed now anyways.
>enemy farming a wave
>cast living armor on a creep
who else /devilish/ here?
amy monkay king niggers here? i'm kick yer arses
Nice new hero Dotards
>>163220805
a hero falls in battle
>>163220537
what's wrong with /n/ - transportation
>>163220805
THat's probably the worst one i've seen..
>>163219334
>Techies get +120 Gold/Min welfare talent
balance mnpkeee ceeng
>>163220967
nothing
>>163220967
Was the original news board that moot deleted because of excess shitposting that eventually spread all over the site.
When's the last time Bantry streamed?
>>163220805
>>163220805
>how to counter a stove.webm
>>163220479
>if I keep crying about it Valve will make this game playable on my shit PC!
Kek, Valve purging poorfags, I like it.
>>163221564
>he thinks only low end systems were affected
if you had a high refresh rate display you would have noticed as well.
>doesn't play at 144hz
>calls others poor
ironing
>>163221340
kek
>>163220805
Monkey King is such a stupid hero.
>free lifesteal and damage
>applies to boundless strike too
>hit a creep wave
>LOL FULL HEALTH AOE LIFESTEAL
>>163221685
ugly af honestly
Whoa so THIS is the power of being 5k.
>>163221683
>have a 120 HZ monitor and 100 - 120 FPS maxed in Dota 2
If I thought having an extra 22hz would totally 'step up my game' I'd fall for that gimmick too.
With how quick games are decided now, is there still a combination of heroes that could stall the game forever, even against mega creeps?
A sick part of me really enjoys those 3+ hour matches.
>>163221986
>100 - 120 FPS
same as everyone. enjoy your no stable 120, valvedrone.
i had stable 190fps before the update on my rig.
>>163221832
post steam
>>163221813
>PSG_gets_a_webcam_and_plays_Omni.webm
>>163222206
he got a few last hits there though
>>163221685
>is an animefag
Why am I not surprised?
>>163222356
>even now this still triggers me with how shit the csing is
>>163222201
http://steamcommunity.com/id/flowerretard
>>163222356
we all have bad games, ok
>>163222356
how old is that holy fuck
i'm pretty sure it was 2 or 3 years ago
Anyone else stop playing? This patch is just to much for me. I uninstalled last night and haven't looked back.
>>163221103
>+15 hp/sec regen from socialized healthcare
>>163222356
Is spectre viable again, have the talents brought her back from the dead?
>>163222759
HOLY FUCK A WHOOOOOOOOOOOOLE DAY WITHOUT OUT PLAYING? GOD FUCKING DAM BUDDY
best hero
>>163222852
Well that's a lot for me considering I'm a neet right now.
Storm Spirit best hero?
Will there ever be a girl cuter than Soe?
>>163223089
Sheever.
>>163223089
>>163217552
>dota gf manager
>>163223178
So that's a no then.
>>163222883
>unranked
that said is ranked even worth playing again, I'm 3.6k MMR as well
>>163223014
Ole
>>163223438
I would die happy if I could hug Soe just once.
>>163223530
It's a ____
>>163223608
spotlight? On me?
>>163223608
mazing
>>163223438
>tattooed slut
heh...
>>163223608
KEGGER
>>163223538
Why would she hug some sweaty, smelly, fat neckbeard who never leaves the house?
now that you stopped playing because of 7.00 what are you doing with your lives?
>>163223770
Better ink than plastic
>>163223178
Post some good sheever pics pls, need em for my folder
>>163223530
And then there was this
The years have not been kind to venomancer
>>163223795
They weren't playing games before, so they are doing what they were doing before
Streamcuckoldry
>>163223790
I don't know but I am literally none of those things. maybe i'm smelly and no one tells me but i doubt it.
>>163223806
>le plastic meymey
>>163223790
i'm not fat and i shave though
>>163223795
i actually started again after a 3 month break
>>163224035
Yes. A meme.
>>163224093
>0.77/1000 koreans
>girl isnt even korean
>>163220739
>creep about to die
>aphotic shield
>deny to make it blow up on his face
>mfw
>>163224202
>only koreans get surgery
You know, one of nyx assassin's lvl 25 abilities should be the ability to move around(slowly) while burrowed.
>>163223089
>>163223178
>>163223438
>>163223770
yo
spooky
>>163223795
>>163224426
>literal riot meat puppet
Someone please post the winter hologram meme pic I need it for something
>>163217552
I play dota with my gf sometimes
>>163220805
it literally looks like axe is being sundered here
>>163224518
its not her fault
REAL TORTURE
THX GOD WE WON
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>163224426
>slut with no personality who looks like garbage without makeup
No thanks
>no Fnatic
Mushi on suicide watch
>>163218224
>>163218564
>>163219141
>posting about an internet girlfriend you've never met
I remember what it was like to be 15
>>163224868
cute both ways
guys i don't think my dota is launching in vulkan anymore
Remember when Drums used to give a lot of stats and let you fight early?
Is that what HotD is now?
why does the dota 2 gulag believe in this incredibly foolish dunning krugerite false dichotomy that you have to get you's or your post isn't effective
what matters way more than yous are influencing the culture, the memes, the lexicon of the thread/board/website, as well as laying the seed for making people mad in the future
or do you actually know this deep down and the best thing you have available is trying to get people who are winning to stop winning?
>>163224528
The variety pack
>>163225064
Yeah.
why is rtz balding so quick?
How many FPS you lost on the new patch?
>>163225208
None, but I did turn off the grass and tree sway.
>>163225208
How many layers of irony are you on?
What the actual fuck is valve doing
How does Monkey King even get to the live servers with these broken number
>>163225208
went from 140 to 70 at lowest settings
one of the updates this week fixed it tho so I'm fine
>>163225334
What the actual fuck is valve doing
How does Earth Spirit even get to the live servers with these broken number
>>163225208
I'd lost like 20 which made me have to disable animated portraits, but that got fixed.
I still have tree sway and grass disabled.
>>163225034
according to the laymen its better to run dota on 'vanilla' untill they fix the performance issues
but who knows man
>>163225430
>Earth Spirit
>Only OP in the hands of autists who actually can play him well
>Monkey King
>Free win for literally any retard who first picks him
>>163225208
recently upgraded to i7 6700k and gtx9700, and I'm having 100-110 fps p steadily throughout my games
I recently formated my system aswell, and I'm running dota without vulkan and stuff
I hear lots of people with high end speccs have lost frames and stability but it doesnt affect me, no idea why
status on soe?
didn't she host an event like last week?
>>163225721
>Only OP in the hands of autists who actually can play him well
This isn't even true, while it does discourage people all you really have to do to git gud with him is have quick-cast on all of your abilities.
>>163216414
>The thing is that KDA and LH/DN serves absolutely no meaningful gameplay value. And it only confuses new players, because being on the main HUD it must meant that it is important somehow. If you place it next to the shop, then newer players will just be confused what these numbers have to do with gold/items/shops and what significant purpose it serves to deserve a spot on the main UI.
He's not wrong, you know...
>>163225721
Even then being ES is suffering. When I make lots of space and get my team an early advantage they never capitalize and I end up losing because ES is fucking terrible scaling later in the game.
>>163223178
based this specific sheever pic poster
What's Dota's pick rate?
Why is there no counterplay to stuns?
>>163226198
lotus, bkb, raw hp, disjoints
>>163226198
>Press the Attack
>False Promise
>Aphotic Shield
????
>>163223089
?
>>163226164
>Blizzard balancing
>>163226198
There's actually plenty of ways to counter stuns.
If you want to directly counter stuns, dispels work after you've been stunned. But there's a lot of ways to avoid being stunned in the first place.
>>163226251
Zero of those things do anything against spirit breaker, void, or any hero with a basher.
>>163226198
just don't get hit
why is there no counterplay to baits?
>>163224518
when was this anyway
Anyone tried magnus + monkey king? I think it would be a rather strong combo.
>>163220805
>hmmm im slowed and do not have a real stun to stop him from attacking me
>should i wait until he has 200 damage to nullify with 40 armor?
>nah just use it immediately and try to manfight him
STOP POSTING YOUR 3K MATCHES
THEY REALLY MAKE ME THINK OK?
Reminder if you think the LHDKDA information in the bottom right you should head back to r/Dota2
>>163226406
those are bashes not stuns
Why aren't you pro yet, /d2g/?
why is there no counterplay to farming?
>>163226503
>nether strike
>chronosphere
>>163226480
what did he mean by this
>>163226406
Ghost Scepter
>>163226480
ESL faggot thirdie shibbolethed
>>163226515
7.00 is the counterplay to farming
>>163226560
lotus orb, disjoints, silence
theres no item counter to chrono, just venge or orcale. that's the point of the hero.
Buff everyone to monkey kong levels and dota will be fun again.
>>163225005
idubbz is that you
>>163226625
What did he meme by this?
Are they going to design all heroes like Monkey King cuz that shit plays like league cancer
>>163226768
one way to detect (shibboleth) third worlders (thirdies) who are shit at english (English as a second language aka ESL) is by their incorrect sentence structure
plus it is currently thirdie hours
quite possibly a non-human SEAmonkey or chink!
How do I get over my queue anxiety, dotards?
>>163226406you could stun then before they stun you
Do antimage illusions get his magic resistance or is that gone too?
>>163226772
Oracle wasn't so probably not.
Though I am disappointed he has a dumb attack stacking passive instead of something cooler, it's just so obvious to how to play with it. That and his ultimate doesn't really make illusions which would at least turn him into a micro hero.
>>163226954
That's gonezo.
>>163226924
Stop being autistic.
>>163226692
pudge too
i think tusk can fish people out of chrono if they are out on the edge with snowball
tfw a fatty and a dussg can defy time
>>163227012
It says on the gamepedia that it still works though. This is just plain confusing.
>>163226924
stop being a worthless anime addicted NEET with crippling social and mental disorders
>>163226958
>wanting another illusion hero
>>163227067
>>163226958
>Oracle wasn't
are you retarded anon
do you not remember the FREEE INVIS and CONSTANT PURGING his ulti used to do?
oracle wasn't monkey king levels of OP but no fucking way was he balanced
the only reason more people didn't abuse the shit out of him on release was because 2k retards think his spells are complicated
>>163226475
this was posted by forev
>anime addict
>he's non-white
every single fucking time without fail
>>163227367
and he's a support so people dont even want to play him
>>163226475
lol its a pro,cant recall who is him but I saw it on reddit yesterday
DON'T
OPEN
THIS
IMAGEIT'S A HONEYPOT
>>163226958
Yeah, MK seriously adds nothing to the game and his design template is atrocious.
>>163227367
>do you not remember the FREEE INVIS and CONSTANT PURGING his ulti used to do?
I still have nightmares of that one time I went from 100 to 0 on a carry without seeing anything dmg be at all 60 min into the game as we were clearly being ahead with rax and they had 3 bb's on cd
I was so confused
It was patched in the next week or some shit
jesus christ we complain about MK but launch centaur, oracle and earth spirit was some truly disgusting shit
>>163224282
the highest rate is in south korea which is 0.77/1000 people
hello fellow anime lovers!
>>163227367
>oracle wasn't monkey king levels of OP but no fucking way was he balanced
dude it used to be 30 sec cd at lvl 1
>>163226765
underage is that you
>>163227376
>>163227474
>stays there and tries to manfight
>when its been a week and the hero has been confirmed the king of 1v1
>when your enemies are 4 gankers, 2 of which are global
So this...is the level "pros" play on....
>>163227928
>DUDE JUST PLAY AXE AND DON'T USE MELEE LMAO
so... this... is the power of deetogay
>>163226475
MK's lifesteal ignores armor
would have helped against the dmg, but MK would still go to full hp
>>163226924
realize everyone is shit at this game
>>163226924
healthy diet, exercise, and 8 hours of sleep
>>163227685
Yes but also 100% of the kpop trash you gookshitters love
>uninstall vulcan
>recover silky smooth effpeeays
that really made me think
>>163228354
i like nips not gooks
>>163223373
sauce?
>>163228312
>8
try 9h or 7h30
>tfw to intelligence to play Dota 7.00
I've always been a League player, but 7.0 looks like a good place to jump games. Anyone want to help me make the jump?
>>163228505
you're actually correct
>im pretty good with meme king
>usually round 10-15 kills after 10 minute
>decide to play a game
>dude instalocks MK
>5 minutes in he has killed 0 and died 6
every fucking time i don't get the pick a tard fucks up
if enemy gets him we win
if i get him we win
if my teammate get him we loose
FUUUUCK!
Thoughts on Manta PA ?
>>163228505
8 is reasonable when you factor in the amount of time it actually takes for you to fall asleep, as not everybody falls asleep immediately after getting into bed.
for a lot of people, you could say it takes them almost 30 minutes to fall asleep!
Does anyone have that image of Lina wearing midas and mask of madness saying "Blood to gold?" And if so, could you post it?
I'm asking for a friend :^)
>>163228956
but then saying 8 hours is misleading and could lead to people going to people going to bed 8h30 before expecting a good rest!
>>163228886
shit
build damage items
pa as a hero is a very inconsistent carry that relies on her lucky crits killing enemy heroes in 2 seconds
if she doesn't get the lucky crits, or worse, if she does get the lucky crits and it's not enough, she just fucking dies
can't build manta on pa dude
>>163228956
>25 minute to fap
>5 minutes to shut of brain
sounds about right
is there any reason why you WOULDN'T rush midas every game?
>>163229184
because I'll build actually real items and deathball down all of your towers and get myself a 15 minute raks because all you have is a shitty midas
>>163228956
6, 7.5, or 9 is appropriate 14 minutes is the average of falling asleep when you don't do anything but keep your eyes shut
w-what did he mean by this
>>163229184
I like to get shit done in my games, and by getting shit done, I mean farming dem creeps, pushing dem towers, scouting dat shit, stealing dem enemy runes, stealin dem enemy jungle camps (that now spawn half as often), puyshan dem toweurs and killan dem enemy heroes
midas doesnt let me do that
>>163229329
its on ye?
im professional rtz translator
>>163229248
>pushing racks before 40 mn in this shrines meta
yeah good luck with that
>monkey king intro page
>3 birds
>3 monkeys
>another 3 monkeys in background
>3 sets of 3
>he holds 3 of his toes together on his right foot
>custom terrain demo has a 3 on the ground in roman numerals
>>163227784
nyeeeeeeeh
whats up doc?
>>163225272
like,, maybe 5, or 6 right now my dude
>>163229057
Some famous 7k PA spammer is going bf/manta/bkb/abyssal every game with her. I think Manta is not that bad after a damage item, it speeds up farm and saves bkb charges early on.
what hero do I spam for free mmr? right now ive just been picking le 100% bash rate cow man
>>163230227
lycan is fucking disgusting
a more subjective opinion: le autismo invoking man of infinite tornados is really fucking strong too
especially now that you can just replace Euls with Atos for dramatic effect
Is there a way to play Tusk without feeding?
>>163229718
3, what could it mean? is there anything related to 3 could relate to this?
YES THERE IS!
3 is almost 4!
and 4 is the number of players in your team who cant play for shit!
>>163230409
did i just give the entire thread cancer?
>>163229248
this doujin was gr8
>>163230840
it was an awful post ngl
AT LAST
I HAVE FOUND A WAY TO WIN IN 7.00
PICK WK
IRON TALON + TANGOS
JUNGLE ALL FUCKING GAME GET ALL THE RUNES
THEN BUILD LIGHTNING HAMMER
KEEP FARMING
BUILD ASSAULT PLATE
KEEP FARMING
BUILD BKB
???????
WIN GAME
>>163231035
Link me up fampai
Why don't people go Phase Boots on Weaver?
Doesn't that synergise better with his passive?
Does Artour go bottle weaver so he can spam beetles in the jungle?
How bad is maelstrom weaver?
>>163231294
stops working at 1k mmr
>>163231418
just go bottle on every fucking core now honestly
there's so many runes now + shrines
you'd be retarded not to
>>163231395
theres a rune right next to the lane
>>163231418
you can figure that yourself
Its decent if you're expecting to flash farm after ganks, but deso is better if you're just going to fight all game earlier
>>163231395
Why don't people go Phase Boots on every hero?
+24 damage is amazing early game.
>lich can get obscene amounts of exp early on while simultaneously denying exp to the enemy
>lich has amazing talent upgrades
It's not fair dotards.
>>163231395
because he has a spell that gives him max movespeed you're basically spending 1.2k for 24att dmg. dragon lance is only a few more gold and gives attackspeed and stats, aquila is cheaper gives almost the same amount of dmg and other shit. you also have to keep in mind that weaver is a slot dependent so spending that much gold and removing your ability to buy the cheapest EHP (treads) is shooting yourself in the foot
you can do it but just realize it's super greedy and rewards are not that great
>>163231523
Shrines don't refill bottles do they? I've found I haven't needed bottle on Weaver since once I spend all my mana I just go shrine up to full. I don't think I've been beetle-ing neutrals as much as Artour does though.
Artour is bald now kek. Slav genetics starting to show?
>>163231787
They don't but it's another source of regen so you never have to go back to fountain and can just keep farming nonstop.
>that efficiency from artour
holy shit why'd I never think of that
if you're going to rush deso shouldn't you max e before q to maximise output once you get it?
>>163232061
what
>>163232080
what hero retard
>>163232080
no
q lets you farm faster which in turn means you get deso and max e faster anyways. most notably it allows weaver to farm ancients as arteezy is showcasting
>>163232182
weaver, watching artour strim
>>163232080
That makes sense but maxing Q first also helps you farm faster, so you can get the deso sooner in the first place.
>>163231395
people dont go phase boots on weaver because most people skip boots together so they can run the cheap but effective item build, namely blight stone, aquila, wand, raindrop and tp into deso or medallion
>>163232361
>no boots
hahahaha so bad hahahahah
LIQUID
>kick bulba
>win
DC
>hire bulba
>lose
hmm, really gets my noggin joggin
DID SOMEONE SAY ''BOMB''?
Is there any core you don't buy Skadi on now?
>>163232493
>skip boots
>get to have 1-2 raindrops on you at all times instead
>have mana to spam shukuchi with 550 (not 522) ms anytime, anywhere anyways
also i forgot, but the build also includes a dragon lance for stats and range
>>163232604
lich
>>163232532
>dota will never have a cute CM
>>163232604
Stuff that already has a skadi like dragon knight etc.
>>163232532
>>163232604
drow
i build it on pretty much everyone else though
your team
>will never TP to your tower when the enemy dives a T1
the enemy team
>will four-man TP to protect their carry and give chase for return kills
>>163232532
https://youtu.be/LiRK81KF_xU?t=11
>>163232604
heroes that want satanic for tank instead?
need damage bro, cant use 10 k on hp and 75 dmg and 25 as
>>163231384
https://exhentai.org/g/834219/fa13ecf9bf/
>>163216414
How viable is he D2g?
>>163232667
dude both of the slows stack
FREE 65% MOVESPEED SLOW LMAO
>>163233049
>still no armor
>needs to snowball hard to win
>>163232975
>open tab
>gay
>open random page just to make sure im not bamboozled
>its real sauce
>close tab
>>163232532
JUST IN TIME
>>163233170
>ywn cuddle with rtz on that bed
why live
>>163233283
Stop lookin at so many jap porno comics, son
How do I play treant effectively? He looks really fun now.
>>163232532
NOT SO FAST
>tfw it took 3 days for a package to travel from montreal to halifax
GIVE ME MY KEYBOARD ALREADY FUCK
why did dota never get achievements, we already have quests and all hero challenge and other shit, why no cheevos
>>163233409
Pound jungler boypussy for first 10 minutes
Then afk in fountain for the remainder of the game because it doesnt matter what you do so you dont leech xp/gold from your teammates.
http://store.steampowered.com/news/8116/
http://store.steampowered.com/news/8116/
>Dota 2 Update - December 19, 2016
>7.00b:
>* Boundless Strike critical strike from 200% to 175%
>* Tree Dance cast range from 1000 to 400/600/800/1000
>* Primal Spring damage from 100/180/260/340 to 75/150/225/300
>* Primal Spring slow from 40/50/60/70% to 20/30/40/50%
>* Jinju Mastery bonus damage from 80/120/160/200 to 40/80/120/160
>* Jinju Mastery lifesteal from 20/30/40/50% to 25%
>* Jinju Mastery is now a magic damage instance and will not critically strike with Boundless Strike
>* Jinju Mastery now has a charge duration of 30 seconds on Monkey King
>* Mischief no longer fools towers, the fountain or roshan.
>* Mischief courier speed from 350 to 200
>* Wukong's Command soldier damage from 100% of Monkey King's attacks to 75%
>* Wukong's Command soldiers now share cooldowns with item based abilities like Basher with Monkey King
>* Wukong's Command mana cost from 100 to 175/200/225
>* Wukong's Command duration from 13/14/15 to 7/9/11
>* Nature's Guise stun duration from 1/1.4/1.8/2.2 to 0.4/0.9/1.2/1.5
>>163233603
>Doom now lasts 25 seconds
OSFROG
>>163233603
omg it's real
>>163233550
what keyboard did you buy anon
>>163233603
eric
>>163233574
>mfw watching the saje sex tape
>>163233603
>Jinju
>>163233603
This seems excessive
>no Ziggs
Dotards?
>>163233574
You could see place-holder acchievements a long time ago, one of them was eating 100 trees with tangoes or something, they got scrached to. Everyone assumes they got replaced by the in-game counter gems... which makes me wonder why are we not getting any new counters.
>>163233718
Dotards,
Tell me how you honestly feel about ranked play and MMR?
can Troll Warlord manfight Monkey Kong?
can Ursa?
can Razor?
>>163233941
I have anxiety and I'm scared of ranked ;~;\
Monkey King being OP doesn't help in 3k.
>>163233603
>8116
ye nah
>>163233916
cool, blues are really nice for typing
rat status?
>>163233941
needs work. honestly just make a mmr calibration or whatever because I'm tired of playing with smurfs and bought accounts
>>163233992
it's 3k, usually the guy who instapicks him in 3k is retarded
>>163233963
the only heroes that can kill le balanced monkey in a 1v1 are ones that can kite him to death, like Weaver
melee heroes have 0 chance, even Ursa cannot win
>>163233963
Yes at all points
Yes if he has a stun
Yes early
>tfw making big cummies in my fleshlight
>want to sleep
>don't want to stop watching artour stream
send help dotards
>>163233963
>Troll
he can if he bashes simultaneously
>Ursa
can't since by the time MK is low hp he already has Jingu mastery activated and will use Q and get his hp back and stun you and kill you
>Razor
idk
>>163234273
>Play Ish'Kafel the Dank Seer
>Double shell the wave
>Lemon Key King takes a super Radiance to the face every time he tries to stack Dindu mastery on you because of creep agro
Dark Seer shits on all melee heroes the way MK does except MK is filthy round head scum
>Wake up
>Singsing not streaming
Um dotards?
How is WR this patchu?
>>163234342
>
have you considered drink it?
You know,less clean up,save that precious time for some dota.
>>163233891
His name is Techies. you mong
>>163234414
>>163234280
what about LC duel with blademail
>>163234492
what a great tip, thanks /d2g
>>163234440
Same as the last one pretty much
>>163233963
troll and ursa lose to him in the lane 90% of the time, but given equal farm should be able to kill him later on, but he can still avoid that through his Q and ult so you need to get the jump on him
razor can take him in lane but theres very little room for misplays, as his +dmg lasts forever, so he can wait out the steal dmg and then schmack you as he pleases
>>163224469
fucking chinlets
>>163234634
1v1, probably not
>>163234750
>>163234869
so a carry that cannot be manfought..
>>163234957
are you retarded we just told you ursa and troll wins the manfight in the lategame with a basher
>>163234634
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
ded
>New patch came out a week ago
>Gulag is already more dead than ever
>Jingu Mastery Hit Counter Buff timer reduced from 15 seconds to 6 seconds
>Jingu Mastery Damage + Lifesteal buff last for 30 seconds instead of forever
>Rescale Jingu Master damage bonus from 50/100/150/200 to 40/80/120/160
There, fixed your Primate Monarchy
>>163235310
Cute snake
>No E-Sports
>>163236070
>snake
>Enemy team all has 54+% winrates
>My team has sub 50% winrates
UH DOTARDS?
>>163236047
he has less than 50% winrate calm down
>>163223373
I NEED SAUCE
why is he so fun?
>>163223373
dont know what exactly movie is this,but I know this bitch.
She is a JAV actor name
>>163236954
JAV? I just need a name man
>their team is 5 man running at us
>im begging my team to 5 man because we have superior team fight, enemy team is all right clickers only
>"I just need 15 on PA, we can win"
>lose the game
>PA blames me
I want to rip my eyeballs out
>>163237249
>>163236792
Hover over the word "title".
>>163237249
Her name is asahi mizuno,raelly like her body shape,its very woman
Fap to her alot
>jungle invoker
>meme support weaver
>mk without basher
i just had the worst game ever
>>163237609
>asahi mizuno
Thanks senpai
>>163235310
There is nothing sadder than getting one of these from your single fat and/or ugly coworkers.
>>163237852
think it in this movie
>>163237940
>shit that 10/10 child bearing hip ho ly fuck
no I dont want to fap now
Not again
>>163216853
The only part anyone ever bothered with was Darude and that fucking sucks because Derrick's set was pretty good actually
>>163237940
>1 week after greatest dota 2 patch in 2016
> dee tu ge talking about Jav
game is ded
>my team picks 3 heals into AA
>Be me
>Pick AM
>BS, SB, Lifestealer picked
Ebin
E
B
I
N
A
>>163237940
I want her to check my pp :((
>>163226164
Better than that piece of shit, that's for sure
>>163238216
get fucked
technically Brewmaster has the highest skill ceiling in the game and would be top tier in the right hands
>>163238216
lrn2pick noob
is pl the worst hero in the game?
>>163238671
pretty close imo
down there with np, gyro, bristle, and sometimes rubick
>>163238671
not even close
>>163238795
really wish icefrog would just let gyro become a support
he's like right on the edge
top puf
>>163238795
>rubick
It sucks. He's my favorite hero.
>12:02
>enemy jungle, out of position to steal rune
>it's gone
>>163238216
>pick am
Sweet justice
>>163238843
>not even close
no, its pretty close
What would Spectre titties feel like?
>>163239054
probably like rough latex
bane goop fleshlights tho
>>163239054
bags of interdimensional non-euclidian sand
How do we fix him, /d2g/?
>>163239282
move to Secret
>>163239282
Re-assemble TI2/TI3 Na'Vi
>tfw someone picks Visage before me
>>163238980
you know what the saddest thing about nu-pl being shit is?
we will never see EE's garbage 4/1/1 builds get him killed countless times when a lower cd on doppleganger could have easily saved him
What would Lina's feet feel like?
>>163238980
>>163238843
Not even close, io brood, lone druid and oracle are, still are and have been the worst for a long time running.
Videos you watch to remind yourself why you play this game:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAA8ycX2ylk
>>163239604
>io
>oracle
>worst
>>163239615
spellalitardota
>>163239604
The one day i open up /d2g/ instead of /svg/ and I find snowmanposters. Also many of those heroes in your post are perfectly viable
>>163239456
Unjizzable
can someone explain to me why hotd is good
>>163240137
it's literally chen as an item
>>163233516
what the fuck is that abomination
>>163239456
like hot coals
>>163240221
Would Lina's pussy be like sticking your dick in an active volcano?
>>163239456
I'd worship their feet tbhdesu
>>163239810
>>163239721
>>163240378
>winrates = good/bad hero
I'm an oracle main, and I have no problem saying he's broken as fuck.
By your logic Omni is the best hero in the game.
>>163240453
>The percentage of how likely you are to win with said hero based upon thousands if not hundreds of thousands of match data.
>Not showcasing said heroes viability and/or reliability.
>>163240378
You are right snowmanposter let's balance the entire game based around pub winrates
Really boiled my noodles
>>163240815
Sir do you have a permit to post this meme? It's weapons-grade rarity.
>>163240863
And if i don't?
>>163240803
>The percentage of how likely you are to win with said hero based upon thousands if not hundreds of thousands of other people's matches
>tfw you make two reports and get them both back 1 game later
>>163240803
>>163240378
holy shit you are a fucking retard
why is my kbsp so fucking high after this dogshit patch
Is HotD + MoM the new go-to build for Lich?
>8 cooldown on frost blast
>pop MoM after you blast+ult
>hotd creeps can be sacrificed after they use their spells for full mana + xp
>>163240937
>>163240815
>>163241296
The game should be balanced around the pros, however, none of you are anywhere near the level the pros are at.
therefore the pub meta, not the pro meta, is what will apply to you. And the pub meta dictates those heroes are too unreliable to use because they need high skill AND a team who can use their skillset effectively.
Unless you 5 stack with a highly co-ordinated group, you will never, ever get that. Omni is one of the best pub heroes with one of the highest winrates because teamates dont need to build around him and hes got a reliable, powerful skillset that negates plenty of heroes in the game.
The person who wanted to prove that pl was one of the worst heroes used dotabuff, so how is using the very same source to prove said person wrong retarded? Kill yourself shitposters and go back to the gulag spamming nothing but e-sports memes
>be in the trenchies at 2.4k
>whenever i play meepo or zues i get 20+ kills no deaths
>i don't have the autism to spam the same heroes more than twice
>i'll never solo climb
>run a party and hold my own mid/solo against 5k shitters since my buddies are all high tier and i pretty much got placed there with them
>literally just 2k but with communication and more ganks coming from the enemy.
Jeez.
>>163241431
>MoM OD
is this a 500 mmr game?
Why the fuck does Treant get a bash? It's not like he wasn't already the best first blood hero with leech seed?
Seriously fuck offlaning i'm back to playing only mid now.
>>163233908
>tfw sniper gem still tracks building damage done by shrapnel
>>163238909
>steal run at 12:01
>it's gone
>HAHA FRESH MEAT
>entire enemy team
>>163241520
But I'm a pro player?
>>163239721
Why do you people keep posting this cartoon pirate? What does it mean?
>>163241642
he's a massive tree , someone getting stunned after getting hit by his massive arms makes sense.
Max W + E, get ult whenever possible, wolves last.
Vlads > Treads > Echo > SnY?
Maybe skip the Echo and go straight SnY?
Y / N?
>>163241741
Why does a massive tree get perma-stealth?
>>163241675
prove it.
The range of the gulag here is from 1k-5k with most people being between 2-4k, when pros are at the very minimum 6k+
>>163241783
he's a tree in a forest
>>163241761
inb4
>buildin SnY unironically.
>>163241783
He's camouflaged among the other trees
>>163233793
link?
>>163241818
Why not?
It gives him a Slow, MS, STR, Attack Speed and damage which lets him fight better if Shapeshift is down.
>>163241520
>The person who wanted to prove that pl was one of the worst heroes used dotabuff, so how is using the very same source to prove said person wrong retarded
>the very same source
man you sure are a fucking retard
>>163241783
you try and figure out the one tree in a forest that can kill you
>>163241783
>why is a tree blending in with other trees?
gee I don't know
>>163241975
Same site, same metrics used. Are you just going to spam "Y-you're a retard!" like it means anything in this shitshow of a general.
>>163241956
sny is the worst item in the game, the only reason to ever get it is because your hero is trash and is entirely reliant on movespeed
there are so many items that are cheaper and better
can you justify mjolnir on some illusion heroes since the illus benefit from the attack speed now?
>>163242058
>same metrics used
listen we already know you are a retard you can stop posting
Why are muslims like sumail allowed to play esports when people like him are committing terrorist attacks every other week?
>>163241783
More than likely its a reference to the treants in LoTR when they attack the orc army from behind they use magic to create a shadowy fog bank so they can approach without being seen.
>wake up
>no performance patch
>>163242253
>being poor
Jesus man just do some of those survey sites and save up some money for new parts.
>>163242304
what? how?
>>163242337
I only been using 4 in my spare time and make 300 - 500 USD a month.
Been great as an Ausfag because of the exchange rate.
>>163242221
maybe if more muslims played video games they'd become pathetic neets instead of terrorists
>>163242304
You know for all the time you'd spend on those you could just get a real fucking job.
>>163242497
>literally have a real job
>do them in my spare time to bolster my income and still have spare time for vidya or socialising
???
>>163242461
tell me your secrets
>>163241520
>The game should be balanced around the pros
instantly put this post into the trash
yes lets balance heroes around how 100 people play a hero maybe 3-4 times in a tournament for the literal millions of players that are left
>>163223089
that's a girl?????
>Play Monkey King
>Despite losing early game and my team feeding relentlessly manage to drag the game out for 60 minutes single handedly
>This is somehow balanced
>>163242562
Swagbuck, ClixSense, InstaGC and Prolific.
All legit, no shady shit going on.
There's a bunch of other sites, but I really cbf going full autisim mode with them.
http://www.clixsense.com/?9775254
That's a referral link, you don't have to use it, it just means I get a % of anything you earn without actually taking anything away from what you make (so if you make 5 bucks I might get 50 cents and you still make 5 bucks).
I only do surveys / studies, but there's a few other ways to earn on those sites.
If any NEETs have questions about using them I'm here. I know the way I've typed this makes it look scammy, but it's not difficult to look up these sites for their reputability or just go on the beer money reddit.
>>163243094
donut click virus
>>163243094
got steam?
>>163243094
Too bad 3rd worlders can't make use of the survey portion
>>163243094
!!!!!---VIRUS---ALERT!!!!!!
>>163243094
how do you actually give you the money? paypal?
>>163233603
fake and gay
>>163241761
echo over sny for sure, you can always sell echo lategame if you really need to
>>163243146
>>163243223
yep it will delete ur system32 and send porn 2 ur mom
>>163243170
I'd rather not add any anons no offense.
>>163243203
I'm an Ausfag and get good survey availability, so I'd imagine it'd be better for people in the U.S. / Canada, elsewhere I have no idea.
>>163243234
Yeah, straight into PayPal.
Swagbucks, ClixSense and InstaGC pays out USD, Prolific is BP (exchanges highly into USD and AUD).
>>163223089
Is that Rebecca Chambers.
>>163219337
fuck LoL
>Lumi casting again
Why is this allowed?
>>163243459
Too bad SEA barely has any surveys to use.
3-5 dollars per survey would've made it better than mere PTC ads.
>>163243641
Jark?
>>163226515
ask your team for a 3 man smoke on their jungle. if it is an AM, make sure you have heroes that have silences and chain stuns.
>>163226924
lose lots of games and be really mad you cant carry 4 other shitters and that you keep falling on flaming your team despite the fact that if you were just a better player you could win and that every game is fucked and no one is going to play perfect including you and that you are the only factor you have control over the game so you throw yourself at solo ranked and grind until ur good
>>163231752
i prefer stats toggling with power treads. and with the attack speed on agility, the dps is higher than phase boots
>>163231758
too bad nobody picks him. everybody seems to pick treant these days.
filename
>playing batrider
>Moving around about to gank.
>Granddad comes in
>I go in and Flame lasso a guy and get the kill.
>"Did you just lynch him"
>me:"Uhh...I guess"
>"You do know that's how my brother died"
dammit it what's with him and making my Dota sessions weird.
>>163231787
does taking damage stops you from getting healed? it is so unfair when you are fighting under an enemy's shrine and they are getting healed instantaneously
>>163244332
nope, shrines are seriously overpowered for early game fights. Chasing enemies into a shrine is actually more dangerous than chasing them into a tower
tower:
>allies can tp
>provides truesight
>deals mediocre dps that can be negated by creepwave or summons
shrines:
>allies can tp
>triple fountain regen for 5 seconds
>highground fog
>>163232506
LULba
>>163244304
He just pulled one on ya
>>163244304
>not locking your door at all times so they don't see you crossdressing
>>163243094
>.50c-$1.25 per 20 minutes spent doing surveys
no thanks
if i wanted to work i would get a job at a grocery store or something
>>163233891
nobody wants to play that faggot game here lolfag
so i just rage quit one of my mobas and unistalled it after it's shitty new god release and downloaded this after I heard it went mass overhaul. What to expect from a top lane/solo lane main? I like charecters like Wukong (he's in every damn MOBA) who are tanky with some CC.
>>163233941
just meh, it isn't as hopeless as being in ranked with lol
>>163244632
Jungle is wider and it's easier to lose when you try to end the game early
>>163234404
>artour stream
kill yourself
i rather watch eternalenvy jack off live than this slav fuck
>>163234404
>artour stream
kill yourself
i rather watch eternalenvy jack off live than this slav fuck
>>163244632
Stop false flagging doturd
>wake up
>no performance patch
20-30 frames in teammates
i miss source 1
>Dark Rift
>balanced
>>163244710
how long are matches usually?
>>163244719
why would I false flag in a general, this isn't /v/
>>163244297
>that webm
>that filename
>mfw
>>163244561
It's not supposed to be a job, it's to supplement an income, just a way to get extra cash in your spare time.
If you really know what you're doing with them you can make a few thousand a month though.
>>163243459
>have a habit of saving things and forgetting
>copy and paste those sites into notepad
>go to save filename as surveys
>already have a .txt file named "survey sites for money", has exactly those 3 sites just rearranged in the order someone named them
>created oct 16, 2015
I coulda had 5000 bucks for FREE by now
>>163244297
>>163244930
>americans
>>163239282
give him back the goofballs
Is the 5 dragon lance Meepo build actually good or just a meme?
I just got rekt pretty bad by some guy doing this shit. But I may just be terrible.
>>163244945
>posted at :42
>webm lasts 25 seconds
>anon replies at :11
>>>he bought a goychan pass so he could /int/post on the gulag
>>163245057
2 is good but 5 is a meme unless you want to end before 30 minutes.
>>163245057
>>163245090
Why do you stack Dragon Lances on Meepo?
>>163245086
I've seen the webm before retard
>>163230176
Your like a little baby.
Watch this.
SUCC
>>163245117
It's cheap and gives agi & str.
WHY
IS
LEGION
STILL
SHIT
HOW
MANY
PATCHES
IS
IT
GOING
TO
TAKE
>>163245117
its the most cost efficient item in terms of stats
>>163245086
lys
>>163245390
>Pass user
7.01
>Shrines
Shrines can now be destroyed after all the T1s and mid T2 are kill
Shrines can be attacked 1 time disabling it for 3 seconds
>Tree Dance
cost 5 mana per jump
>Jingu Mastery
it will take 8/7/6/5 stacks to trigger the bonus damage and lifesteal
there I fixed the game
>>163245337
as soon as people stop picking her
>>163245247
>>163245364
Wouldn't building Wraith Bands be better? You can make 4 for the cost of one Dragon Lance and get nearly twice as much Agility and the same Strength. It's less slot efficient but that's it.
>>163245502
no
>>163245390
I want Sheever to peg me like the amazon she is.
>>163245406
No
Sounds good
Does absolutely nothing
Worthless until maxed
congrats, you suck at dota design
Daily reminder that outside the pay or grind for heroes model, Valve is a worse company than RIOT
>Still not a single word on the behaviour score yet its most likely part of the matchmaking algorithm
>They admitted manipulating the playerbase into certain heroes
>Unranked is an unbalanced mess and new players are fucked to a point where they will most likely quit
>No true solo-que
>Solo que people getting matched with 4-5 stacks since 7.0 a lot often, yet Valve says nothing about it and they most likely collecting data while destroying the game for many
>The entire playerbase is just rats for psychological experiments and manipulating people into spending money
Dump any old webms you have because they are no longer relevant in the 7.00 era.
>>163245748
>pay or grind
>grind
The F2P model in HotS is actually very fair and legitimate. The $ stuff is a bit on the expensive side, but nothing near Asian-tier level of jew.
>>163245784
Karma.
>>163245790
>10 dollars per hero
>3 weeks of grind per hero
no fucking thanks
>>163245790
hots is the absolute fucking worst. at least in lol there are cheap very popular heroes who are good and i can get them with a few hours of grinding. hots charges 10 usd for a single fucking hero. for a single fucking skin.
blizz level of jewness is just fucking next level
>play lycan
>finish the game 10/10 supporting
>have more healing that someone like oracle or dazzle could ever hope to
lmao
>>163245942
>using $ on heroes
LOL
>3 weeks
2x LOL
>>163246045
Yeah nah. It's one of the best in terms of F2P models.
>>163245784
>cant walk and type
>>163246045
>LoL
>>163246062
Go back to your dead game Blizzard shill.
>>163246062
nah man i tried both recently. i have no idea what blizzard was thinking when they set 10 usd for a single hero in a dedgaem but if i had to choose i would play lol. there are actual people playing it and its a lot cheaper
>>163246139
>Get blown out
>uh..s-s-shill !;_;
>>163246147
>actually doesn't read
Again,
>using $ on heroes
Retard.
hi
I have unironically been queuing for 80 minutes. I alt tabbed and completely forgot about the game. What is happening?
>>163246061
healing is bullshit
allies have 1200/1600 hp
you howl to give them +400
the game reports you healed them for +400
in reality, you made them go to 1600/2000 hp, then when it ends they're down to 1280/1600 HP
so you actually healed them +80 not +400
>>163246181
grinding is a lot slower in hots. like incredibly slow. and it forces you to level up every free rotation hero for the gold to a certain level so you will have people in your games who play heroes they dont like and cant play just to buy a hero they want. its pretty retarded but what to expect from a company that charges for a name change on battlenet in 2016?
>>163246147
You CAN buy them with in game currency but fucking hell it takes forever. You have to rely on the daily quests and level up events.
>>163246071
>cant walk and type
this triggers me so much
>>163246324
Takes 2 games to get hit level 5 on any hero which is instant 500 gold. Get a quest every day that's 200-800g (see a lot of 600/800 unlike Memestone) Heroes are 2k-10k.
e
z
heroes
>Buy Power Treads on Meepo
>Clones have more health than Meepo Prime now
>>163216414
WHAT SORT OF FUCKING PSYCHOLOGY IS THERE TO STOP VALVE FROM DOING THIS
DID SOME FAGGOT WHO INVENTED DUNNIN KRUGER TELL THEM "HURR PEOPLE GET UPSET IF THEY GET REMINDED OF THEIR FEEDS"
FUCKING KYSKYKSYKSYSYS
>>163246391
i hope you get paid for this otherwise you are every money grabbing company's dream
>>163246223
>someone paused the game
>sec door
>alt tab
>shitpost on 4chins
>alt tab back
>game is over
this happened twice to me this year
>>163246460
>still using the "le shill xD" card after getting called out with facts and numbers over and over
Are you doing it for free?
>>163246391
Dota heroes are free.
ez heroes.
>>163246449
>reddit: the post
if you can get used to such a small change youre actually autistic. and dont tell me you need to look at your CS every second
>>163246223
dunno but I made this last night when waiting for my queue.
>>163246439
>level 17 meepo with treads and 5x dragon lances
>2580 hp clones
>>163246534
BUT ITS GIGA TON MORE CONVENIENT TO HAVE THAT INFORMATION WITH OTHER FUCKING INFORMATION
>>163246546
can i get a source for that? for a friend
>>163246513
>facts and numbers
grinding heroes in hots is a lot slower than in lol yet the game is dead
now can you fuck off already
>>163246449
>fucking kissyourselfkissyourselfkissyourselfkissyourselfkissyourself
what did he mean by this?
>>163246605
>get called out
>shill
>get called out
>fuck off
:^)
>>163246534
deny yourself faggot
>>163246593
it might stop 2k shitters from sitting in a jungle losing two lanes and complaining about the game when they have no items but muh CS
>4.7k mmr
>5-10 min queue
uhh.. dotards?
>>163246682
A little disappointed. I thought she would be taking a shit or have a dick or something.
Is there a code to make spawn boxes visible?
Why did Valve remove them?
>>163246736
>3k
>19 minutes
DEAD GAME
>>163246768
I knew you would be disappointed. Sometimes a picture is hotter when a little bit of information is missing.
>>163246691
>reddit: the post again
haha buy a bloodstone XDXD
>nu-Techies picker in the enemy team
>Get HoTD and dominate Catapult with 60%(SIXTY) Magic Resistance
>Destroys 10+ Proximity Mines before dying
>Watch Techies player cry like little bitch
Is there a more wonderful feeling?
>>163246778
Are those muscles actually useful or is it all just for show?
Like how much could that guy bench?
Hold alt for spawn boxes, there may be an option you have to check.
>>163233793
Link me up senpai
>>163246979
Just for show. There's two different types of muscle building. Body building like this. And muscle for strength. Those tend to be stockier looking.
>Pic Related someone built for strength not show
i feel like im worthless because im bad at this game
>>163246957
playing as tiny and laning with a techies on ur team
suicide throws are great fun
>>163247051
You are correct.
>>163247035
I mean you probably still wouldn't want to fight the guy in that .webm.
>>163247110
i would rather fight the black guy then the bear mode white guy
my chances wouldn't be good either way, but i'd have a bit more chance winning against the black guy i think
Do any of you have a image of a r63'd Sven? Was pretty high quality, Sven was leaning on her sword I believe. It used to be posted fairly often back when I still played Dota (Around 2013 I think) along with the words "Sopping wet orphan pussy".
Also looking for a wallpaper image of dota girls drawn to quality in various action poses except with TA on a bed.
>>163247249
This one?
Found it in a few minutes on Rule34.
>>163247395
Yeah, thanks. I was looking for it on various booru sites, didn't think to try r34.
Is there any hope for me?
I calibrated at1200
>>163247471
Im complete shit at the game and im 4.3k, so sure, try your best.
I calibrated 4k however.
>>163247471
I have a friend who calibrated at 1k too.
That was about a year ago, he's 4k now and has quit the game.
>>163247471
i calibrated at 900 and i'm at 700
>ranked unplayable because of 2-stacks that throw every match
>unranked unplayable because of matches with 5 solo queue players against one full party
>nearly every match has stacks in it, period
>sudden flood of gameshitters going unpunished because no reports
>winrate went from 55% to 25% immediately after the patch hit
>I had no control over 99% of any of these matches
This is the best patch ever, I finally have the willpower to quit without regret. The abyss has pushed me back out.
I hope the game is still shit after a few months so I don't come back.
Wraith King is my favorite hero in DotA
>>163247051
The two are probably unrelated.
reminder that this general is filled with people that whines about the patch but never played the fucking game in these last years and prefers to talk about esports drama
>nice p-projecting
This is a fact
>>163247775
nice p-projecting
>>163246979
He did 226kg bench press for reps when he was preparing for contest which means light on fluid, carbs etc.
Pretty good
Our guy is streaming
>>163247651
>30% winrate in 7.00
I've been on a pretty awful losing streak for the past year anyway though. Something happened around the time of the Reborn patch.
>>163247836
Who is this semen demon?
>>163246979
>Hold alt for spawn boxes
does not work for me
>>163247862
me irl
>>163247849
I was doing really well right before the patch landed though, so I just completely gave up. I finally bothered to try to get better and now it's impossible to win because you are at the mercy of everyone else.
>>163247876
proofs?
>>163247651
>playing 1v9 dota
>not playing with your own 5-stack
You deserve everything that happens to you.
this game is literal shit now
why are you still playing
whats with all the chinks on us east?
>>163233603
>Boundless Strike critical strike multiplier rescaled from 200% to 125/150/175/200%
>Jingu Mastery stack counter falloff timer from 15 to 8 seconds.
>No reason for the buff itself to fall off, you can already just fucking purge it or shadow edge it.
>(optional extra nerf) Boundless Strike will only stun when Jingu mastery is up, it will ministun and slow otherwise.
>No reason to nerf the ult, just venge swap/force staff him out and it stops immediately.
>No reason to nerf Tree Dance, you just get an urn, OoV, or a hero with a dot and he won't be able to use it during combat, unlike QoP or AM.
This is enough imo. He starts out with less armor and HP than PA, has only 0.3 more str gain, and he doesn't get evasion.
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/5j7xwg/my_girlfriend_and_i_met_in_a_dota_pub_2_years_ago/
>tfw you will never get qt gf who plays dota
Why live?
>>163248313
ENDURANCE RUN
>>163247875
you have to enable it in the options
>>163248753
Weird how the update disabled it then. Thanks.
i actually like this new patch, it has reinvigorated my willingness to play some dotes
>>163248313
this girl looks fucking good on pictures but she must spend like 3 hours just to do her eyebrows
from 20 its gonna be a downhill when she cant be the artsy girl stereotype smoking cigarettes behind the school
>>163248807
I've played more DOTA 2 since the patch was released than in the previous 3-4 months.
It's a great fucking patch outside of Monkey King making every game he isn't banned a joke.
>>163247836
i hate this smug looking cunt
>>163248935
everyone does except for the megafag janitors
I've had this theory for a long time that Icefrog intentionally makes every new hero overpowered for a patch to make sure they get some play instead of being forgotten forever. I've actually had this theory for a long-ass time, way before Dota 2 was even a concept, because every single new hero is overpowered as shit when he introduces it.
>>163249032
i think its just easier to balance a hero when you get a lot of people to play it
but im sure monkey shit is overpowered as fuck simply for arcana sales
>>163248935
>>163248975
>hating adelaide
uh dotards?
>>163249032
This has been the thing for ages.
>>163248807
It's unplayable right now if you have gitgud plans, but if you feel like making an alt account, it's fucking great.
>>163249032
MK being OP isn't the worst part, it's that he's OP in a way that perfectly appeals to shitters. They took a hero that could have been easily balanced and intentionally bolstered his raw numbers to sell arcanas.
At least when Underlord was imba, you still had to be in a decent bracket to make use of this.
>>163249361
>At least when Underlord was imba
Still is.
>you still had to be in a decent bracket to make use of this.
I'm in 3k MMR nad have close to 80% winrate with him in 60 games.
>>163249527
>Still is.
Strong, but hardly unfair, especially since now Pit doesn't pierce BKB.
>I'm in 3k MMR nad have close to 80% winrate with him in 60 games.
I said decent, not good. You still need a basic sense of cohesion to make the most out of what is basically a dedicated teamfight hero.
MK is for 1k shitters that want to play TDM.
>>163249708
3k MMR is absolute dog shit retard ass fuck tier bracket where only literal moron mouthbreathers like me dwell.
its not decent by any stretch of imagination, its fucking bracket where PSG is/was and he can't even last hit
Any good RPG custom games?
Or otherwise, any suggestions for ones to play single player?
>>163249770
No bracket is ever decent.
Aside from 7k+ maybe.
>>163249770
Every bracket is full of morons, aside from where the top pros play. I meant relatively speaking.
>it's a team picks bh and rubick episode
Is there a worse feeling than losing not because of bad play but because its literally 3v5
>>163250017
Last ranked game I played I lost because our last pick changed to Ember at the last minute and we had two people trying to hard carry.
He finished bfury at 33 minutes. And was in a 2 stack.
>>163249361
>easily balanced
>an entirely spell-based utility hero with no durability or reliable escape, who will be literally unplayable, if they nerf anything but his ult
Name one reason to play Wukong that doesn't begin with
>he can get early kills
What makes it worse is that this is "such" a fucking easy hero to shut down. He's utterly demolished by certain heroes, When you pick a viper, storm, or veno, you've deleted that fucker from the game every time (assuming you're not just utterly brain dead).
Off for Chrimbo time to play some dotes
>>163250357
not if you're australian
>that hate symbol when you can use zeus nimbus to globally interrupt TPs
>>163250254
>who will be literally unplayable
Not everyone is as shit as you are, senpai.
>>163250564
>you can compensate for being flying fairy man of no-damage at any stage of the game
~t. retard
how many years have you guys been playing doter? streamcucks need not apply
10 year old dotard here
>5 DAYS BEFORE XMAS
5 DAYS BEFORE XMAS
>5 DAYS BEFORE XMAS
5 DAYS BEFORE XMAS
NYAHOOOOO
ARE YOU EXCITED DOTURDS
>go treeman support
>rush aghs instead of meme items
>realize how much damage i deal with eyes in the forest at jungle camps
>team fight i have an octarine core because of jungle farm
>turns into a 2v1 me against a shitty cm and dragon knight
>i'm at a quarter health
>ult
>heal all 3k health back thanks too jungle creeps and my eyes hitting the heroes
Why isn't this the meme build of the ages
>>163250767
Since 2013
how many reports does it take to send you low priority nowadays?
>>163250636
>no damage
4/10 almost had me going
>>163251018
His only right click damage comes from Jinju, and he has to spend four hits hitting the same target with vanilla auto attacks in order to activate it. Past the 25 minute mark, if you don't have a lot of kills to compensate, you're fucked against any late game.
I'm sorry that you're such a retard that you don't understand that the hero is situational at best as it is. The situation just happens to be "I'm playing against retards."
>>163251006
Depends on your behavior score
Its only been a week since 700 I'm sure the patch will be fixed soon
how can the queues be so long at 3,5k shit bracket? what the fuck is going on
Ilexa?
Dead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJaQXj5wVXA
>>163250817
>5
Isn't Christmas this Thursday?
>tfw no Kino hero
Void nerfs when
>>163252048
>Some people are actually gonna say they miss this shit
>>163252013
what movie is this? ive never seen this
>>163252170
Something Tarantino
>>163252048
lol how do i chain hexed???
>>163252013
Why would he cut support and casualize his most popular and profitable game? Whats his end game?
>>163252316
BRAVO NOLAN
>>163252013
It's a turkish flick
>>163252048
About one year ago i'd estimate
>>163252351
When the profits are at their peak, he will retire and sell all his stock and start a new company with valve fastly going into the shitter
>jungle lc starts without talon, boots no regen
>level 2 at 10 min
>offlaner 0-3 at 10 minutes
>keeps asking for help instead of buying a talon
>being pinged and asked to come help our even level, 0-0-0 invoker mid
I'm an adult and will not get mad at video games.
I'm an adult and will not get mad at video games.
I'm an adult and will not get mad at video games.
>>163252351
to get more players especially the loltards , more players=more shekels
>>163252560
Its not working
>tfw more hours in dota than mmr
>>163252448
it was about 2 years ago
私に関連性のあるハニーポット大会JUSTを与えてください
>>163252530
Man is it satisfying to see Invoker able to cast 2 spells then be totally out of the dumpster, elf nigger being jack of all trades, ace of all those trades as well for a solid 2 years was nuts, hope he stays in the dumpster with his low int and 1 Forge Spirit
janny pls
How do I get out of the toxic waste pool with my alt dotards?
>>163216616
How did nobody record this? I want to relive this experience
why would u delete my post if it was dota related
>>163247651
Valve made it so that 5 stacks can be matched against non-5 stacks again
Why they would do that I can't even begin to think of, but they did it, nothing funner than a team of people communicating and stealing your teams bounty runes because none of your teams speaks English.
>>163216616
who is this semen demon
>>163253876
The last buffalo
>13 minute queues in shit tier 3,5k
a third of my time is spent in queues
MK nerfs when?
>>163253962
when they sell enough arcanas
>>163253898
I'm honestly convinced MM times have gotten longer just so Valve can take more effort to match you with shitty people and against better ones.
It's fine taking an extra 8 minutes as long as a full 4/5 your team is Peruvian
>>163254067
>>163253962
Heroes with Arcanas don't get nerfed, why do you think PA dagger wasn't nerfed? Now she has to walk a bit closer to you to auto win the lane, still viable BUY THE ARCANA GOY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY
>>163253962
Tomorrow.
>>163254142
Yeah Terrorblade was never nerfed
>Aussie servers are down
>Everyone is just making and joining lobbies
This is fucking amazing. Some of the games are onesided as shit though.
>>163254142
>Heroes with Arcanas don't get nerfed
TB was nerfed heavily at least two times
Lina, SF and Techies were dumpstered in 6.85
Just watched the major. Why does chad finem look like turks despite being greeks?
>>163254493
Because everyone not from North America is the same kind of gross and dirty looking
It's not that heroes with arcanas dont get nerfed, its that mysteriously heroes are OP/fpfb material when the arcana is released, with the exception of CM but >arcanas for supports
>>163254493
Turks and Greeks have been the same since 1453
>>163254587
I wish someone from north America played in the pro scene, so I could see what they looked like.
>>163254979
Why?
>>163255142
>not knowing about the Byzantine Empire
American education ladies and gentlemen.
Why are we all so dead?
>>163255249
>8 AM on a tuesday in burger times
Neets are sleeping, non-neets are working, those of us on break know the game is still fundamentally garbage since matchmaking wasn't fixed so there's no point in discussing it
What if Tinker had Alch's passive?
OK guys.
Offlane Void.
Carry option and Utility option.
How you build it?
>>163255462
FREE GOLD.
>>163255462
you build as the game requires
Any really good guides to Chen or Enchantress in Dota 7.00? Thanks
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
>>163255752
What do you guys refer to Monkey King as?
le balanced simian monarch?
King Weewuz?
>>163255887
WE WUZ KANGZ N SHIT
>>163251448
valve is on holiday vacation already no? theyre being autistic as always, pushing out an update with full of bugs and shit gameplay changes before holiday season
>>163252289
kek
who was this
>>163253224
when will this forced meme die
>>163252289
>filthy slark picker from /d2g/
>>163256146
>Before the holiday season
So people are already forgetting Valve promised us a FALL update, took 3 months off after making $100,000,000 at TI6, THEN released a shitty bug filled patch that crippled MM systems? All after not releasing an update for like 5 months prior to that, so we had EIGHT MONTHS OF THE SAME SHIT only to replaced by game crashing NuDota????
Good thing they made Half Life otherwise they might get in hot water for being so grossly uncaring about their game and its fans. I mean they won't even have to release a statement on this just like Shanghai, literally no one gives a shit no matter what.
>wake up
>valve still hasn't moved the CS to the bottom right of the UI
What's the new trend with Aghs giving FREE abilities
>Mirana - FREE Starstorm
>PL - FREE Spirit Lance
>AM - Literally FREE Lotus + Linkens
>Skywrath - FREE Spells
Shit's uncreative, better focus on making ultimates more powerful or just get a new ability for fuck's sake
>>163256507
Sometimes you get burnt out and can't think of anything good.
>>163256507
Dk and spectre still don't have aghs.
>>163256507
The caged and starving interns Valve lets out of their cages to update the game have been to busy plotting their escape
>Fuck up Dota entirely by adding talent trees
>Escape under the mayhem while Valve figures out a way to monetize it
>>163256571
i really want to know who Icefrog is just so i can stop thinking about him and his retarded ideas
>presvu gets so angry for being called out on stupid shit and banter
>it actually is stupid shit and she is a girl after all
This is pure gold but holy shit i feel sad for sing sometimes for playing with these shitters
>>163256770
wait, what happen?
>>163256695
DK - Aghs changes Dragon Blood to 2/3/4/5% HP Regen, yes it fucking works with the new Talent for FREE Heart
Spectre - Spectral Dagger debuff and trail is applied to every hero when Spectre hits, applies to Illusion and Haunt, FREE Skadi
>>163255887
Jinju Nuffin
He was a good boy, he went to Nerf every sunday
>>163256827
Just girls not being able to take banter, thats all
>>163257379
>Giving the King of Monkeys Dindu Mastery
>Gold obsessed goblin riding a dumb brute to smash its enemies to gold
>Old racist Asian monk who literally "hates the round heads" but they colored him purple instead of yellow
Why is Valve so heavy handed with its racism?
>>163257625
>Legion Commander is a literal racist which hates almost every other race differing from her own
>Is one of the most popular heroes
DOTARDS??!
>>163257728
its ok she is a black woman
>>163257728
People of color can't be racist.
>tfw you skill the 25% CDR over the free 40+ damage on Legion Commander
Who patrician here?
>>163258094
>>163258094
>>163258094
Don't use the new thread /d2g/ let Dota die like it should
>>163258094
>>163258094
>>163258094
>>163257814
>>163258037
She has fucking blue eyes.
>>163258063
delet this
>>163250767
2009, with my Pentium 4
>>163250767
>since riki had deathward
>>163245748
>>They admitted manipulating the playerbase into certain heroes
source?
>>163226406
The counter play is movement and teamwork?