Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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Talents are worked out clientside so a script can unlock all of them at lvl10. Russians are already abusing it.

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>tfw Owen "ODpixel" Davies probably knows what Sheevers butthole tastes like

Reminder that you will never be born handsome and charismatic and life will never be easy or enjoyable

>>163258250
source?

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>ywn gangbang sajadene after a long day of practice

>>163258286
in order to promote the racemixing agenda in dota2

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is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

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why does the dota 2 gulag believe in this incredibly foolish dunning krugerite false dichotomy that you have to get you's or your post isn't effective

what matters way more than yous are influencing the culture, the memes, the lexicon of the thread/board/website, as well as laying the seed for making people mad in the future

or do you actually know this deep down and the best thing you have available is trying to get people who are winning to stop winning?

>>163258306
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RImXERlLOGM

Skip to 4:59

>Our Bloodseeker is "roaming"
>for him that means he farms the jungle and looks for a kill every 5 minutes while their actually roaming Riki tears our lanes apart
>BS spends 1k gold on wards during the game
>that means he "supported" with his 200+ cs

Sometimes I want to punch people playing this game through the monitor.

>>163258390
My filter is far too extensive to be affected by the subhumans of /d2g/, all the shitty forced memes and shitposters may very well still be here but I haven't seen them in months

>tfw you accidentally filter your own post

>>163258250
>>163258470
This is absolutely retarded.
Valve is incompetent as fuck if this is legit.

>>163258567
t. redditor

when were you when the best players (sing,pld,fly,n0tail) were playing worms in the peak moment of dota2 ?
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163258567
contemplate self termination

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wasted an entire day on doter and lost 100 mmr in for my hard work, feels bad man.

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>>163258470
What is it with slavs and having to cheat at everything. All their streams are viewbotted, all their items are scammed and hacked and now they're abusing shit ingame

>>163258741
it's their slav blood, they can't help it

How do you skill up talents with ctrl?

>>163258251
It probably tastes like skin and poop.

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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

>>163258094
how do I counter epic stun tree of invisibility

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>>163259015
>b-b-but muh golds!

>>163259015
Survive for 20 mins. He doesn't scale for shit.

>>163258678
>tfw this fits perfectly for me to play rs and watch this and watch sing strim as well
Thx anon!

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>>163258250
how is it even possible to be this incompetent
fucking valve

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>>163258373
>The white race is under attack
Use glyph.

>>163258250
Tell me how to do it. I want to do it.

>>163259053
but his passive is still there even if I see him
>>163259137
okay

>>163258741
communist does that to your country
people realize that if you want to achieve something you have to do it in illegal way
most of russian streamers abuse bots to leave out of lp too

>>163259314
Judging from the video it seems they use a certain script that is probably super easy to detect and will get them all vac-banned.

>>163258470
Lmao. I want to do this. I won't get banned for it will I?

>>163259453
You will probably get banned yes.

>>163259436
>>163259453
It's VAC, after all, and it takes it ages to even detect a free version of LMAOBOX.

Can anyone explain? https://www.twitch tv/merlinidota/v/108123164?t=06h41m45s

>>163259597
If something was added or changed then it will inevitably have a bugged interaction with something.

Why do Russians like to play weaver? It's like their favourite hero?
It is because Russia is full of cockroaches?

>>163259745
>russians like to play weaver
news to me
probably because invisibility = invincibility

>>163258251
I'm infinitely more jealous of 2GD and Maelk who know what it's like to have Soe love you.

>>163259843
Lil is always playing weaver, noone is always weaver.

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>>163259974
what a fool

>>163259974
I'm infinitely more jealous of Soe who know what it's like to have 2GD love you.

>>163260064
lil and noone aren't representative of the average russian subhuman anon

>>163260236
Yes they are.

>>163259745
huh?
Russians love to play PA, Pudge, Sniper, Invoker, Tinker but not Weaver.

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>>163260209

>>163260383
Haha alcoholic.

Wat hero autistic grind to 5k from 3.5k? No monky kang, was thinking lycan, tho my storm is blitz tier but hard be main like LoL lol so autistic and help?

>>163260465
is it possible to save him?

NYX

What hero do I play if i'm fucking a retard?

>>163260510
the random button

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You watching are guy Khezzu?

>>163260608
no

>>163260583
Lich, just blast enemies and eat creeps.

fuck 2gd

>>163260583
jug
lich
invoker

>>163260510
That's just stupid.
Why don't you just git gud so you can adapt to various situations instead of forcing your team to play around you?

>>163260608
who?

>>163260571
ASSassinate gabeN

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name one hero better than nyx

pritop: you cant

>>163260510

Good quality microphone and no shitty accent. I'm fucking serious, this has gotten me up two ranks in CS:GO and I'm closest to 4k MMR than I've ever been.

I am a degenerate cuckold.

Which hero that suit me?

>>163260608
>can see a minuscule amount of a nipple

MODS!

>>163261113
dragonus the skywrath mage

>>163261036
when will that image be updated to include an aghanims instead of dagon

>>163261113
Monkey Kong

>>163261113
sven

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>used to play 2-4 games on daily basis and enjoy the game
>start playing rankeds
>lose track of what made this game fun in first place now that it all boils down to who gets +25 or loses and gets -25 just to feel like a loser who wasted his time
am i the only person who fell for ranked games meme?

>>163261113
Any support hero.

>>163261113
leshrac

how do you counter a WK with aghs at 25?

>>163261734
kill the rest of his team

>>163261734
use nyx

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>>163261176

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>really, REALLY should be finishing this final project for tomorrow
>instead valve decides i deserve to hit my stride today
fuck life
fuck this game

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>>163261036
>tfw Ahgs, Aether Lens, Octarine and E Blade on Best Assassin

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I feel bad for tobi, he doesn't go home for christmas it seems.

>>163261971
is that a RARE tober??

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are these the best changes of 7.00?

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is the patch not shit yet guys? im depressed at how bad the new gameplay changes are.

>>163258741
Chinks are too good to get cought
Niggers are too retarded to do anything

vulkan seems to be running a lot better
still not the same pre 700 though
hd7870 & fx6300

>>163262054
It was shit since the first day of release. This whole week since the patch I've only come here for news and memes. Playing HoN again while I wait for them to fix their shit.

Two questions for Techies,

1. Are you only supposed to place mines (mostly) behind objects? ie trees, secret shop etc?

2. Can enemies see the health bar of mines? This would make them a lot more obvious if so.

>>163262229
yes
mines have 1hp

>>163261838
all those years in photoshop put to good use

well done anon

>tfw nsfw mod died long ago

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Can our boys, Liquid, win this high stakes game?

>>163261838
when will that image be updated to show burrowed nyx instead of him sitting on some surface like a fag

what mid to spam /d2g/?

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http://www.hitbox.tv/wellplay
http://www.hitbox.tv/wellplay
http://www.hitbox.tv/wellplay

Liquid vs. Empire, Winner plays Alliance

Yes it's shit but it's 7.00 esports and there's nothing else on for the rest of the month

>>163262267
I'm aware of their 1 HP. Yourself can see your own mine's health bar above the mines. Can enemies see this too?

>>163262565
no

>There are people who unironically play 7.00

Leave this pile of shit burning and come play counterstrike go. And hope that Vulva wont destroy that game too

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Hotfix for the Slav talent abuse just dropped. Maybe some UI changes too

>>163262557
>Hitbox
But why

>>163262626
>CS:Go in current year
;^)

Also what a boring game. It dissolves down to a basic twitch shooter where when you find something out of place (ie an enemy) you crouch and tap fire. Wow. Exciting.

>>163262696
it's the ultimate cocaine addiction simulator

>>163262626
It's already too late.
With gloves, and files for other cosmetic shit in other regions, it's going the way of TF2

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>>163262485

>>163262769
CS:Go on coke? I dunno, I wouldn't want to vidya on coke.

But all of my DUDE WEED friends do/used to love CS:Go. They were actually good at it too.

>>163262626
>cs:go
>crouch spammer sprayfest where aiming well is discouraged
That game is an even greater mess than 7.00.

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>150mb patch
>KDA CS Still on the Top-left

Scoreboard now has no inventory so it doesn't rape your FPS

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>>163262973
>Scoreboard now has no inventory so it doesn't rape your FPS
amazing only took them like a week

>>163262841
i meants it as you get angry at other people for the most trivial reasons at hit the first thing that moves

>>163262973
>added functionality
>performance is ass
>just remove it LMAO
man valve is really unstoppable in their laziness

>>163262973
>>163263012
>Inventory on scoreboard lagging
>Instead of fixing it they just remove it
ebik :DDD

>>163262796
the glove update might be stupid, I didnt see it yet but the new sound changes were actually good and filled me briefly with hope for that game

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>>163262485

>>163262840
when will that image show nyx burrowed underground wielding aghanims and chilling with his best bro - weaver?

>kuro just feeds slark a free kill

>>163263263
i luv u

>>163262696
>crouch and tap fire
I see what you did there.

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>>163263173
it's a beta, coding UI is hard for a billion dollar company lot's going on behind the scenes

>>163263417
Explain pls

>>163263535
Ask csgo general.

You may get an answer after 10 or so posts of

>crouch and tap fire

>>163263636
>watch pro stream
>every time they fight they crouch and shoot

>>163263446
>Tfw WR cosplaying russian girl to drink vodka with
HNNNNNNNNNNNG

>>163263691
>watch pro stream
>don't understand what they're doing and why
>think you do
You silly little shitter.

Do you think it kills the Hitbox staff, on the liquid vs Empire stream, to see the people just spam Twitch Chat emotes regardless?

>>163263767
>you need to be a pro to see that people crouch and fire
kek

>>163263535
>>163263636
Its funny because crouching doesnt increase accuracy at all

>>163263787
these old ass white rage face emotes are fucking shit tier though

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>>163263787
Well this is the alternative

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>>163263949

>>163263949
Not even Redditors use this shit anymore. This shit is below everybody.
And they wonder why nobody fucking uses Hitbox.

>>163263949
Man, to be 12 again

I can't wait for Liquid to come second at Kiev, desu.

Looks like Liquid aren't changing their roster.

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>>163263263
Nice

>>163264280
>I can't wait to see Liquid come third in the Kiev Qualifiers, desu

FTFY

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hey guys which hero do i play if im here to smoke crack and fuck my mom and im all out of crack

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Why do people even queue for ranked while in a party?

Why are people in parties ALWAYS the worst on the team?

Why do people gripe about south Americans and Russians when the real problem is parties?

>>163264383
They nearly qualified for Boston with Bulba.
This current roster with gh looks significantly better.

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>>163263949
Feels good to have never liked those in the slightest.

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I kept telling ya that level up hotkey by itself was removed because talents were client sided and you could take them all with it from lvl 10 but you didn't listen

That is the main reason why even now level up is bound to Ctrl+Skill Key in that rather specific way

Also most FPS issues are due to the game pretty much rendering on its entirety twice because it was hard coded to not render on the areas that used to be covered by the UI, so they just rendered the game again and slapped the hard coded render on top of it can called it a day

Antimage > Monkeyking

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>>163264574

>>163264708
It's all in the numbers.
Number One
That's terror

how does bfury MK work? does the cleave start at him or at the impact point?

>Janis Joplin in between matches
Ew

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600 mmr now. im still trying my hardest

>>163264538
Meh, they're against Empire which is shitty even by CIS standards. Also crazy things happen in qualifiers, remember how Chad Finem shat on most European team? Same thing could happen with another nobody team(hope it's Synderen's team, that'll be hilarious)

>>163264941
Bullshit

>>163265009
I mean, this same roster beat Imperial, Alliance and Escape on lan without dropping a single game and those are the sorts of team they need to beat to get to the major.

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Ilexa

>>163265178
THE
NECK
IS
BLACK

>>163265071
679 mmr. its not a joke

im just gonna go back to playing medusa.

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>>163265215
Woah anon easy there!

Just let her suck your dick and you'll feel all better again.

>>163265178
have you ever seen a white tree?

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>pick support
>carry has a lot of gold
>our anti mage goes vlads maelstorm aghs

>>163265338
...is this a trick question or...?

>>163265290
NO FUCK YOU IF PEOPLE DON'T COMPLAIN RETARD DRAWFAGS WILL KEEP DRAWING HER WRONG

>>163265378
Viable

>>163265423
>>163265338
https://www.f-list.net/c/ilexa

>>163258470
Good job valve for being this incompetent, have a nice time rewriting your shitty code

>>163265467
YOU'RE CHERRY PICKING IMAGES AND YOU'RE ALSO PICKING WRONG IMAGES FUCK YOUR ROLEPLAY SHIT.

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>>163265235
I was put in 685 this summer after 3~years of playing everything but ranked. I sucked for most of these years but then I wanted to git gud and got up to 1800~. Now I'm stuck there because I don't think my brain is good enough to handle any higher level of play. Oh well.

>>163263270
never

>>163265560
How is that even possible? I played for a month before calibrating, and got 2k, it was my first assfaggots game too.

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>NEW JUGGERNAUT AHGS
>After a brief 1 second channel Juggernaut dashes to target destination afflicting each target hit with a debuff
>after 1.5 seconds the debuff pops dealing 200 damage + 100% of Juggernauts attack damage
(can crit and applies on hit effects)
>this skill is a subskill that has a separate cooldown from ultimate skill (20 seconds)

thoughts ?

>visage back in every pro game

So he's cancer again?

>>163265842
>channel
make it delayed cast point

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>>163265743
I only started to try my hardest and hit ranked after 3 years of playing. By then my hidden mmr was about 0 if I had to guess. Plus I'm not good under pressure and forget every single thing. Forget to check items, to itemize correctly, spawn times, who's using the courier, and so on.

>>163265560
>>163265942

I ask this with no ill intention, is there anything wrong with you mentally?

>>163265942
i'm also a complete retard under pressure (in everyday life as well) but i'm somehow 3.5-4k

>Still no Jug arcana or even a mention of "we're working on it"
Did Valve actually just completely forget?
What the fuck gives?

>>163266085
just like my ti4 gem

>>163266085
they presumably didn't want to release two different arcanas at the same time

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>empire meepo vs. liquid pugna

the 7.00 crazies have begun

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Which Dota2 hero describes you best? For me it's Goblin Techies. I painstakingly prepare for the future, and when the opportunity arises to put my plans into action they burst in a magnificent explosion of pure joy.

Also, I'm suicidal and everyone hates being around me.

>>163266085
they will release it after nerfing MK and buffing Juggernaut which will coincidentally match his arcana release

>>163266085
Considering Jug already has a shit load of skins that are basically arcanas in their own right, Valve's probably scratching their heads trying to think up something new that'll get kids to spend money on.

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>SingX2
>Got 15 kills within 10 minutes as Monkey King
>Can't close the game out
>Now 60 minutes into the game and his hero is completely useless
>He's probably going to lose the game
I thought you guys said Monkey King was OP?

>>163266628
No Sing is just a retarded sperg.

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>>163263949
It always gives me a chuckle to know redditors unknowingly use cereal man who came from one of the edgiest webcomics alive
ಠ_ಠ is a classic emote and doesnt belong to reddit
Dont know why facepalm through the head is there

Techies has been fixed. His new Proximity mines were exactly the change he needed. Pair it with his +2 mana regen talent, and we are fucking GOLDEN

>>163266007
Well, I'm forgetful and probably been suffering from depression for some years, so I may not give it my all when I play.

Fun fact: last time I won a game it was 2 weeks ago. I can see what I'm doing wrong but then again I'm not good enough to carry a game by myself, ever.

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>>163265942

I've played with people of all MMR ranges over the course of years, anyone under 1000 are a combination of constantly leaving the game idling even in the range of enemies, using no hotkeys at all (not even for spells), absolutely no camera control, reflexes of a dead horse, being absolutely clueless at everything happening on the game even in close vicinity, and no concept of itemization to the point you see hyperstone + morbid mask on Pugna without boots 50 minutes in

>>163264849
It starts in the demo mode you lazy fuck

>>163267071
i don't have doto on my laptop

>>163266628
>I won games with Monkey King and bought the bait arcana
>I can't say the hero is OP or else my wins would be invalidated and my arcana would be a worthless purchase

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>>163266807
Dont worry about it, you're just an agent of forced 50
you have a proper role in the dota ecology
>>163264849
>>163267121
It starts at the nowhere because boundless isnt an attack

>>163267389
i'm talking about regular autoattacks lad
if you right clicked the axes in the back there would the first axe take damage too?

Defense of the Ancients


more like


Defense of the Nexuses

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nice game lool

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>>163266807

I would really like to play with you

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>liquid getting meepoed by slavs

>>163267502
of course, thats basic cleave mechanics
just because he has the most OP melee range in the game doesnt change anything

>almost 2017
>not having a meepo player on your pro team
are orgs just dumb or what?

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now 650mmr after playing mid medusa. i fed pudge a lot

Free lowkey mmr farming heroes:

techies
axe (new talents are broken)
brood
mid shadow shaman

you're welcome

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>lol copying dota since day one
>manage only to produce low charismatic one dimentional characters based on original dota heroes
>dota copy one hero that lol already has
>do it better

This monkey guy looking really cool fham

>>163268028
dumb frogtard

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>>163268028
>650 mmr

jesus christ anon

>player has 380 games with a 46% win rate on a hero
>still plays it anyway

>>163268087
You cant copy a shitty warcraft mod. You can however copy succesful game like League of legends which is exactly what dota 2 is doing since day it was released (oh wait, its still in beta)

>>163268047
How to brood for maximum cancer?

>>163268047
Brood is good but you're completely reliant on non shit teammates

>>163268087
I think hon's version of mk was first and mk in dota has no shared abilities with the lol one

>>163268383
web > spawn spiderlings > max spawn first > max web second > max incapacitating bite last > level ult whenever you can
go offlane with a soul ring recipe and a clarity
rush soul ring and build your spider army
harass supports with your 30+ spiderlings and finish them with a nuke
harass the carry out of lane when the supports abandon the lane and then take the tower OR let your team enjoy the space when they 4-man gank you every 2 minutes
build standard right click shit like echo sabre diffusal bkb

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>>163268313
k

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>>163268931
Does this UI seem familiar to you?

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>>163268028
>>163268047
havent played since the patch but im sure this is still a good hero

this magnus is raping mid against alch LUL

>Liquid losing to Team Empire.
I love how Valve just gave a finger to pro teams with this patch.

This GH sure feeds a lot

Liquids supports are so fucking shit holy fuck

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here's my newest HUD submission what do you think about it anon

>>163269171
> You can however copy succesful game like League of legends which is exactly what dota 2 is doing since day it was released (oh wait, its still in beta)
gee willie that sure is a whole lot of copying
>since day it was released
????

>this casting
not a fan

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MIRACLE
MATU
BOTH SO FUCKING BAD

HAHAHA FUCKING HONEYPOT PUB SHITS

>>163270042
>girl casting in general
not a fan senpai

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>>163270115

dead fucking game

nerf monkey king already so people come back

>>163269171
>Heroes on the side, not on top
>Attributes on the bottom left, not bottom middle
>Minimap on the wrong side
>KDA and cs shown at all
So, the only thing they have in common is that the most basic stuff (skills & hp/mana) is in the middle, which has been that way since release of the beta

>>163270115
i'll say, though, i like how quiet and discreet they are, way less offensive than LD+Maut or some other garbage

>>163270000
>this draft
>literally 1 or less wards on the map for the first 12 min when you are roaming into their jungle / the enemy supports are roaming after crushing your safelane
>shadow demon literally just sitting mid missing cs and getting fuck all xp

I think kuroky is officially worse than puppey at the current point

>>163270014
>CS on the top left.
Apply for a job at valve.

HERE'S MY HUD SUBMISSION

LET THE USER RESIZE, MOVE AND RESCALE THE HUD.

FUCKING HELL

>run to shrine low hp
>right click it
>"great shrine play"

How do I into Sniper? I'm dead as soon as Weaver decides to chase after me. Are the "Nuker" and "Carry" tags just lies?

>>163270362
uhm that would require effort though

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>>163270193
Besides the fact she's a girl she also has 0 game knowledge, 4k scrub ayyyy

>>163270014
i would unironically use a doom hud and even shell out money for a music pack

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>>163269171
reminds me a lot of this ui, with space added at the bottom

does this mean lol is a thief?

>>163270384
>Enemy runs to shrine at low hp.
>Kill them anyway.

This is my experience with them

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>>163270362
what if we just removed the hud entirely?

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im back up to 678mmr after playing as solo nyx offlane. i played against one guy who was on my team when i was playing medusa, he was playing slardar. during the medusa game he got pissed and kept on saying "this team". he ended up quitting about 20 minutes in.

>no black metal hero

maybe when doom is good again
remember good ol op doom days
yeahhh

>>163270476
jesus christ time has not been kind to you

>>163270265

>be kuro
>draft magnus with morph carry
>???

Empire will probably lose to Alliance too

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Why don't they just do this? Then you can press CTRL for the talent tree above your character, plus the ping option is right there for people that don't know the key.

>>163270576

Post dotabuff

https://oddshot.tv/shot/UzoJi7nMJi5NaI4FoLUlzbaw

Was their a better way to prevent this

>>163270576
>678 mmr
how though

>>163270668
This game looks even cheaper than dota holy fuck

when is blizzard going to role over and die already

>>163270706
>Was their
Please kill yourself phoneposter

>>163270614
>no bodies hit the floor hero
why live

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>>163258094
how do i go from lol 2 dota?

>>163270693
whats that?

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Well it's the perfect time for Liquid to clean house at least ROFL

>>163270706
have a reaction time better than a fucking granny?

>>163270875
uninstall lol
install dota

>>163270905


liqui'ds support duo is actually fucking atrocious, kuros drafting is fucking terrible

they should be the first to go

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>>163270875
you suck my dick

>>163270757
Nah, that's a pretty shit screenshot, the models are far higher quality than Dota 2 and the character routing isn't retarded. It's pretty fun for casual play, but obviously no where near as complex as Dota. I just wish they'd make Warcraft 4, but I don't think that's possible with WoW fucking up the lore.

>>163270798
>no sound system 009 hero

hi youtub today i will show u how to get all talents INCLUDING LEVEL 25 at only leve l10

>>163270940
ive got 8 hours in dota bots and have killed 1 bot
i cant read what is happening. fr reference im plat in lol so no im not some rantard, i usually pick up games fast but why can't i dota? i wanna swap from lol

>>163271114
You sound like a retard

That may be a factor

>>163271114
well without sounding too obvious its a different game, i couldnt pick up league and beat intermediate bots either, dota is a lot more complicated mechanically and not as straightforward strategically either, a lot of things that happen routinely/procedurally in lol need you to step back and ask if its rly a good option in dota, game is deep
i mean all you really need to do to beat bots is hit them a lot, they dont really know what to do in lane, so yeah

>Miracle begging N0tail to come back to OG.

>>163271252
my iq sober is 127 and 115 while blazed out of my mind
>>163271270
>not as straightforward strategically either,

i excel at strategizing, bt the basics i need to learn first

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>>163270014
>settings at lowest
Or is that part of the joke

do you guys eat while playing?

>>163271407
No.

The jungle doesnt even look like a jungle anymore.

>>163271407
PEPPER KAKKORNA!

>>163271363
watch purge play, hes rly good at explaining the basics of the game, its basically his job on his channel and so many new players have learned the game by watching purge

>>163271407
yes

why is mira not streaming

>>163271363
what internet iq test did you take?

>>163271386
>fps 32
it's not a joke

>>163271527
from my therapist or w/e they are

tfw craptop and have to run on lowest settings
i tried playing league cause its so easy to run but its actually such a garbage game

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>useless at my favorite hero

Just end it

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Can they nerf MK already so I can play some dotes again.

He shits on Timber so hard that it makes me NOT WANNA FUCKING PLAY.

Is anything in the arcade worth playing?

>>163270668
god damn that UI looks great, so clean and simple
valve will never be half the developers that blizzard are

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>>163271847
i know that feel

>>163271889
just cut his tree lmao

>>163271462
link?

>>163270706
Better camera positioning.
Zai clicks on an area of the map with fog of war to move there which isn't really the best idea when MK just disappeared from midlane.

You can just barely see MK at the bottom of his screen. If he had his hero (tusk) at the top of his screen he would've seen him quicker.

>i know one professional player who had jizz on his chin before
>it was a very awkward team talk
who could it be dotards?

>>163271958
>valve will never be half the developers that blizzard are


that must be a pretty good thing considering all of blizzards IP, but overwatch yet, are dying on their ass :^)

>>163272013
read the op

>>163272052
bone7

>>163272002
That shit isn't even important senpai.

>>163272052
He said it wasnt team talk as in that, it was just teams talking

>>163272265
just dodge his spells lmao

>>163272235
i bet it's PLD

>The Effigies dont display their text anymore despite having a large area of unused space
>The TI Aegis doesnt say who won
What did they mean by this?

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>>163271847
I'm autistic and bad dota because I don't think in a nuanced and flexible way but I'm not that bad at meepo

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>>163271847
>have barely above 50% winrate on SF with only 110 games
>always scared of having one of "those games" where I get my shit kicked in by the other mid and I'm forced to jerk off in the jungle while they snowball out of control
>only way to get better at SF is to, surprise, play more SF
At least his talent tree is pretty nice.

Thirdies

>>163272382
its a beta

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>>163271847
>tfw only 52% winrate on this hero and over a hundred games played with 30 of those games before he his acid was buffed.
To make things worse, he's a single easy to play hero that doesn't require any skill like AM, maining him was a waste of time

What if Scream of Pain silenced your sound like Global Silence does and also left a loud ringing noise in place of anything? Cant hear pings, voice chat, or anything else.

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>>163272080
proof?
hs is better than ever
wow just had an amazing expansion
hots is a frim 2nd to 3rd in the moba genre
sc2 is doing than it was in the past three years
ow is dominating

mean while at valve vr, linux, dota and csgo are all worse than they were last year

checkmate doturd

>>163272682
NO
I hear that ringing sound in real life already. Don't wanna hear it ingame.

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What the fuck even happened to Liquid?
After Epicenter there was a huge change in how they play, like there was a huge communications breakdown between everyone in the team.
I don't think I've ever seen a more drastic change in a team that stuck together.
Even after the roster change the way they move around the map seems fucked, like the only plan is "cores do core things and supports do support things and we hope something good happens" without taking into consideration what their opponents are planning.

>>163272382
it's a beta
it will be fixed
that's all there is to it

>>163272682
what if every time qop killed you she stepped on your dick

>>163272416
>tfw too scared to play him and lose so that my winrate on him drops below 50%

>>163272768
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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So why aren't any of *our* heroes canonically gay?

>dominate and snowball hard in previous dota
>feed killstreak once
>1700 gold goes to enemy carry

>dominate and snowball hard now
>feed killstreak once
>600 gold goes to enemy carry

I really like this patch

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ILEXA WAS MADE FOR ________

>>163272778
Their roster is shit

Kuroky has fallen off as a player, and both matu and miracle are too greedy to be both the cores so nothing gets done early if it's not a push strat

They really need to change their roster

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>>163273002
Legion Commander is the others just fool around

>>163273002
dota is marketed toward chinks and third worlders
this may come as a surprise to you but chinks and third worlders hate fags

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>>163273047
tender love and care

>>163273047
a comic revealing Monkey King

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UM DOTARDS WASN'T YOUR MEME PATCH LIKE A WEEK AGO

WHY IS THIS BANNER HERE NOW

>>163273317
The Newer Journey

>>163272778
Fata was the glue that could perform decently in any circumstances and Jerax created huge amounts of space most of the time.

>>163272740
>proof?

blizzard never relases info on their games player numbers anymore, seeing as they are all pretty much declining

>hs is better than ever

it's literally been stagnating in game quality for the past like year and a half, every expansion is grinding like the two insane decks. like currently some shaman shit and pirate warrior

>wow just had an amazing expansion

After blizzard literally had to stop publicly announcing the player numbers of the game after the disaster that was WoD. Their player numbers were probably lower than before launch before legion was released. Looks like legions hype worse off like a week after launch too.

>hots is a frim 2nd to 3rd in the moba genre

It's literally fucking more dead than sc2, dustin browder just left that sinking ship you know that shit is donezo

>sc2 is doing than it was in the past three years

in every way possible sc2 is at it's lowest point this year. Twitch viewership somehow found another cliff to fall off in that game

https://www.fuzic.nl/trends/

>ow is dominating

for now, league has retaken no1 in pC bahngs in korea, and honestly OW isn't picking up on twitch.

Noticed you didn't even mention diablo how fucking dead that game is holy fuck. I've heard their recent update was a fucking disaster as well.

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post heroes that will never ever get items since they aren't waifubait/edgelords

>>163273429
>Jakiro
>Not waifubait

What are you, gay?

>>163273414
not an argument

Will Dota 2 come out of beta with version 10.0?

alright d2g, I'm a typical 2k mid player: i can farm well but I'm shit at everything else, who should I spam?

>>163274190
just random

Are heroes only added to CM in major patches or can they be added in minor ones?

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as someone who's considering getting into dota, how was this big update that just happened? generally well received? is the meta in a good state right now?

>>163274190
I'm the same as you. I can't play heroes that rely on play making like all the int heroes. All I am good at is farming on strength/agi carries

>>163274324
LD, void, OD were added in 6.86x patches a year ago

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>>163274405
they broke everything including fps and it's gonna take valve months to fix it

>>163274405
the meta isn't in any kind of state right now

>>163274405
why do you care about the meta if you can't even play the game well enough for it to matter

>>163274405
0/10
dead game
shit jungle
memefight hero brawler
fps shitting itself

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>>163274405
who fucking knows

which means it's the perfect time since everyone else is clueless too

>>163273317
because valve was still fixing the game breaking bugs

it seems that a lot of performance issues have been resolved so they're advertising it now

Was it Bulldog that started the whole "haha I'm 12 btw meme"? I keep seeing it everywhere in Twitch now but I think he's the one that started it. right?

Talents are fine except for the +x gpm, +x% xp, and -x respawn time. That is casual shit that should be removed. Who the fuck doesn't agree?

>>163274405
Its literally the most hated patch ever in dotas history.

The HUD is garbage and the new hero monkey king is extremely overpowered.

>>163274757
no bulldog didn't start it

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>>163270268
>>163270465
>>163271386
made so modifications
what about now

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>>163273209
Come on Anon, it's not even lewd.

>>163274771
they seem like placeholders until icefrog adds more honestly

>>163270653
>draft magnus with morph carry
Idk about you lad, but +50% base damage on a hero that easily has 300+ base damage seems fine to me

Hi. New player here.

Is this game good?

>>163274874
I mean he did made it famous but didn't he got that from one of the Chad finem boys?

help

>>163274897
>no distinction between base stats / bonus stats, base armour / bonus armour and base damage / bonus damage
it's shit

>>163274956
no

>>163274997
don't do it

>>163274757
Just ironic shitposting, nothing new

There is an irony there for sure since he probably does have a lot of 12 year old fans

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>>163274956
>not a new IP

>>163275005
you would have to press alt for that :^)

>>163274987
no it was already a stable and growing meme before bulldog started spamming it

it wasn't even new just gain new popularity