/gtag/ - Grant Theft Auto General

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>Social Club still won't process Snapmatic Selfies.
>This issue exists since forever.
>There are thousands of threads on their forums.
>Not a single response from Rockstar, no way to resolve it yourself.
>Rockstar still advertises this feature at Social Club's front page.
>Taking the link there, selecting your selfie and accepting does nothing.
>Get told to wait a few minutes for the changes to apply.
>Months later my avatar is still the same.
>I tried from different IP ranges, different operating systems, browsers, hardware configurations and devices.
>Didn't change one time. I can still change it to whatever fucking Rockstar pre-made avatar I want, not Snapmatic tho.

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>tfw you will never play pizza monkey with null

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Who /best thing since heists/ here?

>>163188237
Works for me, I'm sure you did this but I didn't see you mention it. You have to upload the pictures from your in-game phone to the rockstar cloud or whatever it's called. If you did this please ignore.

On a seperate note, how about being able to change our character's appearance whenever we want now? Shit should have been in since launch but it's awesome.

>>163188201
FUG
Old Bread is actually here: >>163113678

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Someone post the fucking Bull.

>Social Club still processes Snapmatic Selfies quickly.
>This issue has been fixed since forever.
>There are no threads on their forums.
>thousands of responses from Rockstar, no need to resolve it yourself.
>Rockstar still advertises this feature at Social Club's front page.
>Taking the link there, selecting your selfie and accepting works.
>Get told to wait a few minutes for the changes to apply.
>Minutes later my avatar changes.
>I tried from different IP ranges, different operating systems, browsers, hardware configurations and devices.
>I can still change it to whatever fucking Rockstar pre-made avatar I want, including Snapmatic.

May i join the pc crew? My sc name's Noritea
sorry if i did stuff in the wrong order, i found the groups before finding the thread.

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xth for where rocket voltics go to die

>>163188426
Yes... You select a picture from GALLERY in the in-game menu.
By the way you can alter your character's appearance, now for mere $100k!

>>163188505
Wrong.

https://twitter.com/TezFunz2/status/810903369938333696

NTH FOR AT THE RACES IS HOTFIXED

Is it worth to do tt when you are on last strike with 164 mil /bros

When Trump gets sworn in Rockstar should patch the game to remove all Vato's and Martin. I'm tired of these churo chucking niggers stealing my crates and spamming me invites.

GUYS GUESS FUCKING WHAT
THEY RELEASED SNOOOOOOOOW
HOLY FUCKING SHIT IM SO FUCKING HAPPY
I RESTARTED MY GAME CAUSE IT CRASHED AND I LITERALLY ORGASMED ONCE I GOT BACK AND SAW THE SNOW
LIKE MY DICK JUST WENT KACHOW AND LAUNCHED A FAT LOAD RIGHT ONTO MY SCREEN

>>163188524
>tfw you land in a swimming pool hidden on some random roof
Sucks that you can't call your mechanic for one either right?

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>Social Club still won't process Snapdragon's Selfies.
>This issue exists since forever.
>There are thousands of threads on their forums.
>Not a single response from Rockstar, no way to resolve it yourself.
>Rockstar still advertises this feature at Social Club's front page.
>Taking the link there, selecting your selfie and accepting does nothing.
>Get told to wait a few minutes for the changes to apply.
>Months later my avatar is still the same.
>I tried from different IP ranges, different operating systems, browsers, hardware configurations and devices.
>Didn't change one time. I can still change it to whatever fucking Rockstar pre-made avatar I want, not Snapdragon tho.

>>163188705
OOOOOOOOOOOHHHH MYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

>>163188578
If you're not baiting then I'll do it for you just to stop you posting this at the start of ever thread

>>163177583

>>163188828
>500 million in shark card sales
>this is still an issue

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>>163188874
Lmao you think I'm THAT stupid?

can I get a PC invite?
SC:LegalHispanicguy

>>163189040
Only if you answer correctly:
Is the Kuruma an Evo or a WRX?

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Buying a chopper.

Swift or SuperVolito?

and why.

>>163189163
frogger

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Why is the Rocket Voltic the most fun vehicle in the game?

>great handling as a standard car
>callable from the M menu, no clunky phone calls needed
>ridiculous acceleration on-demand
>rip mad skids with rocket drifts
>launch into the hyperfunk zone anywhere you can get it remotely vertical
>great for hit-and-run attacks against shitters
>can't be impounded, just gets put back on cooldown

Not to mention that running people over with the rocket boost is probably the single most gratifying attack in the game. Christ, it's like landing a Warlock Punch into a Spinning Pile Driver onto a Super Shotgun blast. I don't know whether I want to be inside this car or if I want it inside of me.

>>163189130
a NRG
duh

also will i forever be seen as the haha 12 year old meme

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>>163189163
Frogger

CARGOBOB
A
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O
B
O
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>>163189163
swift is faster
volito handles better, but its weight distribution makes landing harder

i have one on each character, theyre both good

>>163188889

ESC > Online > Crews > GTAG > View Members > Pick someone to join.

Only way it reliably works, senpai.

>>163188578
better paying 100000 than having one chance to modify your character

>>163189163
Annihilator.

>>163189209
> or if I want it inside of me.

l-lewd

how much does the new stuff cost, is it even worth playing again after not playing since the drift mustang thing was added

someone link the new elegy retro duping glitch

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what do i add

xth for cat thinks i just shoot all over the place

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7KtJy8-o3E

>>163189594
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AHNQZwCkd8

>>163189405
>1 chance
>implying
You had infinite chances nigga, you can still do it for free, in fact.
The patched way was following:
>Make new character
>Rank up to 6
>Load into Story
>Load into Online
>Get asked whether you want to change appearance
>Unplug Ethernet
>Load into Story
>Plug Ethernet back
>Go Online
>Get asked whether you want to change appearance
>Select "Yes"
>Your primary character walks in
>Modify
>Done.
And you could repeat this infinitely, because next time you switched to your secondary character it would ask you again.

I don't know the new method, but it's very similar. I didn't need to look it up because I don't need it anymore :^).

how to make cute trannies?

>>163189696
Nah, i can afford the edits with no problem, i tought there was going to be an option or something to edit body type because my character has no muscle and it's triggering me, like i don't want a bodybuilder but i want to have some body, unless that is related to the strenght atribute.

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>>163189747
Slider magic.

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I picked up some money from a hacker dropping briefcases like 2 weeks ago and now I'm afraid of storing any cash (earned legit) because R* may take it all away

Am I paranoid? I've made a lot more money on my own than the briefcases since then but I'm worried they won't care and just take it all

>>163189910
>thinking your sameface tranny is cute
I seriously hope you guys don't do this.

>>163189524
>Entry cost to start vehicle cargo is 2 million

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>>163190054
well fuck that then

>>163188420
This thing is the ultimate tool for fucking with shitters.

>>163189747
>mfw npc tells you your waifu looks like a tranney

>>163189209
It also can snap necks of NPCs in the cars.
See big red circle on radar?
Accelerate into it
Whiplash trauma!
HOOOOOOONK

>>163189209
>tfw a group of loudmouths is hanging around at Benny's
>drive to them
>spin/drift a 180
>activate rocket boost while I have practically hit them
>they and their cars fly back into each other and the walls
>rocket boost the fuck out there
10/10 would shit again

>>163189587
you do it

>>163190315
>turn a 360 and rocket away

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>>163189747
Like this.

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This Resident Evil VII demo is pretty spoopy. Give it a shot.

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>>163189368
thanks m8

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>>163189209
>some angry kid is standing idle because he's typing in chat
>carefully pull up behind him in the voltic
>blow rocket ass in his face
>he gets thrown into a wall and dies

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How do you stop your mechanic from covering up every single car you bring in?

Just let me enjoy looking at my horrendously customized stolen goods

>>163190765
>2017
>playing nippon console garbage
nope

Did our leaker say something about a tuner update or was everyone else here just memeing on me?

>>163190985
i haven't had any car covered yet

do i need a fancy expensive garage for this to happen?

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>>163189971

>>163191080
>console
I'm not playing it on a console.

>>163191162
>ride_of_the_Valkyries.webm

>>163191081
>our
get the fuck out

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>>163190626
Oi, that's Nipple

>>163191413
kys

>>163191081
All I remember was him teasing a Skyline and we got a Skyline

>no JW2 dlc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChpLV9AMqm4

>>163189594
Service announcements from Donald Love.

>>163191413
why would you save nessi's """"""""""art""""""""""

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>>163191595

Hey, buddy, I think you have the wrong thread. /pdg/ is two pages down.

>>163065689

>>163191182
Its an 100% console game.

>>163189594
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rx0eqQl8wk

>>163189594
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0m0hTrtlWM

can't believe 100% of the people posting ITT don't have this in their radio folder.

>>163191413
wat

>>163189608
Blater is so cool and great with rockets, I wish I was blaster.

>>163191869
because it's already in the game on the 2nd best station.

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>>163191704
>ness
all I can think of is pic related

>>163191780
except for the pc version

>>163190985
>>163191106
no

it's just because consoles can't handle over certain amount of cars without the covers

so enjoy being cucked by plebs

>Driving with my car all relaxed
>Rockstar servers get cucked
>Try to rejoin
>IT'S TAKING LONGER TO VERIFY THE ACCOUNT OWNERSHIP
what?

>>163190120
how

how do i stop my game from sperging out every 5 seconds

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>>163192758
>how do i _______?
answer

What are the best and worst import/export warehouse locations?

>we can have absurd halloween and heist clothes 24/7, 365 days a year
>cant have christmas clothes

So fucking dumb

>>163193369
>best
cheapest one
>worst
not cheapest one

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Moralfags ww@

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I love this car, it fills my need for a Ferrari because the fuckers don't want to me a Testarossa looklike.

>>163193439
>halloween, independence day and valentine's day stuff good all year round
>christmas is 2 weeks with snow on 5 days

>>163193369
The cheapest one right off the highway which is nice
You might also want one that's near the hills where most of the cars are delivered to, and close to your office so you can start a steal mission quickly after completing one.

>>163193570
How much cash do you earn if you turn it in?

>>163193712
how much is it

>>163193747
received $5k
that entity is a mid range might get more for top cars

>>163193439
It's because the Festive stuff is free, Maybe it'll be different this year and they'll let people actually purchase the Christmas stuff to keep.

>in an intense firefight
>LJT, YOU GOOD TO TALK?

>>163192409
20 cars in the office garage though

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This is Kazzi

Say something nice about them:

>>163194761
>mixing leathers
terrible fashion sense

>>163194761
id slap u

>>163194761
tranny

>>163194761
kaz a cute

GTAG LOBBY WHEN

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>>163194761

Should i sell car collections?

>>163194761
FUCK YOU

I'm pumped I'm ready to go

>>163194761
YOU LOOK LIKE A TRANNY- npc

>can change character's appearance
>can't change gender too

2017 minus one, way to go Rockstar

>>163194761
kaz is good friendo

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>>163194820
>denim
>leather

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>>163194893
Habbening right now.

>>163194761
Kaz is a nice person, and those who disagree are either jealous or don't know them well enough.

>>163195219
You can only play as a man, what are you talking about?

>>163194761
>tfw you'll never hug kaz irl

>>163193439
>>163193709
Huh, you're right. Don't worry guys, Next patch we're making all seasonal unlocks locked to the season and all heist clothes limited to heists.

>>163193593
But it's a Lancia

>>163195219
You can try deleting your character and making a female, that's what I did and the game asked me if I wanted to copy the rank from my primary character for it. Except my primary is rank 260 and my new secondary started with rank 104 so it could've just been a bug and not a new feature.

>>163195297
>always while I'm at work

Don't you fuckers have jobs?

>>163195581
GTA wiki says it's a Corvette C3's and a Ferrari 288 GTO, but i can't say much cause i don't know shit about cars.

>>163195616
80% of gtag is neet

>>163195552
I'd unironically love this, because it'd get rid of all the samefag tacticool heavy vest+BP helm+all-black-everything shitters.

>>163195847
>watchmen.jpg

>>163195771
>likes Ferrari
>doesn't know shit about cars
Seems about right.

>>163195616
>sperging over tripfags
>turbo autism over females on the internet
>most sound like they gargle hot cum on the mic

What do you think?

>>163195946
I like the Testarossa, i don't know what wrong about liking something but not being really into it.

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>>163195974
>half the official stunt races position the ramps so you fly into a hole

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>tfw don't have the drive to memepost the Rotsun enough for rockstar to take notice and add a 240z with benny mods

I need more shitheaps

>Change character face.
>NPC's start yelling "YOU LOOK LIKE A TRANNY" at me whenever I drive by.
>Have never heard them say this before now.
What is this? Is this some jew scheme to get me to buy shark cards to keep re-customizing my character to appease the NPCs?

Next banwave when? I want to play without menushitters fucking up every session.

>>163196125
I don't know but i also started hearing NPC's compliment my expensive cars when im parking in front of my office.

what fucking idiot decided to put a song about spelling on the country station

dont they know the demographic

>>163195771
>GTA wiki says it's a Corvette C3's and a Ferrari 288 GTO
>it's obviously a Lancia Stratos

GTA wiki is fucking retarded.

>>163192567
Juggling them while they try to shoot you is the first thing that comes to mind. Other people have already mentioned drifting into them and blasting them away with the burner.

>>163196373
Shit my bad anon just read like half of whats written.
>The Tropos Rallye is primarily based on the Lancia Stratos rally edition, seen particularly in the overall compact body shape, wide rear body, pop-up lighting area, additional rally lamps, and indicator lights positioned on/beside the grille. The rear lights are similar to the Stratos', albeit twin, taking some influence from wide-body Chevrolet Corvette C3's. The front fascia of the vehicle takes inspiration from the Ferrari 288 GTO, seen particularly in the indicator lights and the front underside spoiler. Said car also has influence in the rear lights.

Thats the full text

>>163194051

its the same you get for destroying a crate you shoulda moved it into your warehouse

>>163196373
It's a wiki, you can contribute and correct them :^)

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>>163196110
>tfw don't have the drive to memepost the Red Sun enough for rockstar to take notice and add HF blades with explosive armor

I need more good old days

>>163195847
Is there a GTA equivalent of twingo posting?

>>163196545
>its the same you get for destroying a crate
You actually get paid for destroying crates? I blew up a few when I first came back after the CEO update and I didn't get anything. Can you get money from destroying your own crates?

>>163196337
underrated post

>>163196125
NPCs have been saying that since the game dropped even in SP. You mong.

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>>163196110
You have to believe

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>>163196545
but i wouldn't be upholding the law

>slightly hit the curb
>taco niggers sperg out and blast my shit

>>163197575
>fender bender in the ghetto
>entire mile radius turns into a war zone

>>163197772
pretty realistic fempai

>>163194761
I adore Kaz, I hope she adores me too.

>>163197772
>Kill a Balla for cutting me off.
>Kill the 12 more that went red when I shot the first.
>Balla's keep spawning and I keep killing them.
>Cops never get called in.
technology

>>163197575
>>163197772
>not taking the back entrance to the warehouse and avoiding the chalupa troopas entirely

>>163191162
I came. Pls moar.
Can you weld other vehicles together, like strap on the Voltic on the Wedge and hit the switch on the highway? Will the Voltic accelerate the Wedge or will it break the physics in most hilarious way?

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>>163198194
>Rocket Voltic + Brickade

>>163194761
I want to bully them physically, sexually and emotionally.

>>163198012
>They're breeding faster than we can kill them

>nothing that indicates which cars are in collections on the export page
This is a minor annoyance.

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>>163194761
This is ry. Say something nice about them:

i wish the online mode wasnt such a grind

>>163198738
He's very good at killing himself
too bad he doesn't put that talent to use

>>163198738
He is a good friend to Kaz

>>163198194
Only the drivable/flyable vehicle has any effect on the physics of the contraption. The rocket would provide no thrust if attached to another vehicle.

>bitch and moan the entire time

>>163198895
What did he mean by this?

>>163198880
Can you attach two tanks to a Titan for maximum AC130?

fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk my game crashed and now i cant join back in

fuck you rockstar what a shit game

Anyone know of a mod menu that allows you to unlock all heist vehicles?

Really wanna buy that one chopper, but really cant be bothered to replay thru the heists again just to get it.

>>163198880
Damn.
I bet you cannot push the Wedge the conventional way or weld it on a boat.
Rocket boat would be surely fun, but alas.

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>>163188237
>Social Club still won't process Snapmatic Selfies.

It's a problem on your side.
Option to change avatars is fully working. With slight delay.

>>163199068
You can, I manned one back in the great shitter war of '15.

>>163199068
Tanks and limos.

>>163199143
You can turn on collision and the wedge might actually work. It's just that you can't make an attached vehicle have any force on the movement of the vehicle it's attached to.

t. added a dozer to a bike and plowed through traffic a long time ago

>>163199217
>slavic redneck

Impressive.

>>163199217
More like my profile. And thousands of others. Nothing I can do to resolve it.

>>163199296
Can you attach a vehicle model of Wedge without collision and its hitbox to a Voltic, though?
Just to make a illusion of rocket-propelled Wedge.

>>163199630
yes

>>163199812
Now that would be a sight to behold.

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When a 3 or 4 person group is on with me (40% of the time):
>3 biker businesses
>fully upgraded
>if stock is full, sell that shit
>resupply biker business by stealing supplies
>once supplies are pretty full, switch over to CEO

When I'm solo (60% of the time):
>only do CEO
>biker businesses should be producing in the background
>if supplies are out, oh well
>those supply runs are lengthy when you're solo
>continually do import/export on cars
>VIP work
>crate run
>repeat

Is this the most efficient way to play lately??

>try to play this shit
>spend forever in loading screens only to get booted back or paired with vegetables that fa continuously
>join an MC, deliver supplies, crash to ps main screen before I get paid
Man, this shit is worse than destiny

>>163200757
get off of dx11

Any news on TT? Where is the banwave?

>>163200815
>get off dx11
>>ps main screen
What did he mean by this?

>>163200815
is dx11 a problem?
i haven't noticed anything wrong with it

>>163200963
not happening

>>163200481
still might be just crates/VIP work if you're alone

>>163200815
I'm playing on DX10
What's wrong with DX11?

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>>163198738
Im pulling a bank, sorry.

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>>163188420
yeahboy

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>>163200081

>>163201515
this webm is the one that got me to buy the rocket voltic

>>163201565
"... And thou shall know thy name as the LORD"

>>163198738
Who?

>>163201515
SICK NASTY

>>163201468
I drive really well so I can I/E really well. I knock out those top range cars quickly

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So it's been about a week and either snow or more cars are coming out tomorrow.
What are your thoughts on the Internet Explorer update for GTAO?

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I have boob pain.

>>163202554
>Internet Explorer
What?

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>>163189910
Stay frosty, kiddo.

>>163201565
AWWW YEEEAAAA
...
Internets to you, many oils and shipments of karma!

>>163202706
>Import Export
>IE
>Internet Explorer

So we are getting a Liberty City update after all? F U C K Y E A H

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>>163202785
caught me of guard anon, good stuff.

>>163202554
Snow isn't til Christmas Eve

>>163201515
>recharges mid air

cool so you just have to contact a surface with all four tires to trigger it

>>163203023
I was able to use my old Christmas masks in a heist last night, but not in freeroam. I hope the festive stuff is available starting tomorrow.

F R E S C O

>>163202807
Source?

>>163203083
That's always been a thing. The Christmas blacklist doesn't apply in heists.

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Reminder that if your rocket voltic doesn't end up like this you're doing it wrong

>>163203232
No kidding. Now I feel like I've wasted the whole year.

I really want an amphibious vehicle for memes, blazer or insurgent?

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>fill my large warehouse to 111/111 for the first time
>friend makes a lobby with netlimiter
>join him as he unlocks it
>somehow other people start joining immediately too
>start the sell mission, it's a tug
>as we sail the tug to the checkpoint the server is filling up rapidly
>nothing happens, sell it
>get like $350k extra for having lots of people in the lobby

>>163203865
>insurgent

wat

Best warehouse location?

>>163204454
Cheapest

>>163198738
is never here, but somehow also always here
you just never know if he's present or not
you never see him
you only see the killfeed of dying randos
also is ry ryu? is ryu ryuzaki? is ryuzaki bl8? is bl8 blater? or was it his borther all along?

>join friends
>(Public, 1)
thanks

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>mfw I discovered a beneficial glitch and I'm not going to share it with anyone.

>>163204184
I meant technical, don't know why I said that, but fuck wouldn't an amphibious insurgent be awesome?

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>using menu against crew
>crew killing

Roaches are the worst.

>>163204979
Why are you friends with him then?

>>163205070
i don't think she's being serious

>>163204543
But all the shitters own the cheapest one as well

>>163204669
No you didn't. Kys.

>>163205431
>implying anyone gives enough of a fuck to mess with car shipments
>implying their own car shipments aren't more important
>implying they're going to do shit when 75% of any given session is GTAG

>>163205268
>she

>>163204979
well you're fucking ugly, so understandable

>>163204839
Wait wat, the sheer force of the impact ripped apart space and time and teleported him to the other side of the map?

>>163204760
blazer, technical is very slow on water

>>163203129
remove taxi theme 2 pls

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Hello fellow grand theft auto online 4chan club members! I am a fellow member of this very community and i am in desperate need of Grand Theft Auto money although there is an easy way in buying the very cheap Shark Cards™ i would rather be devious like we all are and use a hack. Well someone told me about a method using Time Trial i think the secred code is TT. Would any of you fine young hackers tell me how i can get my arms about using this TT for Grand Theft Auto™ Dollars?

>>163204839
I remember something similar happening in dead gen.
If you did something you weren't supposed to and got teleported, 9/10 times you'd be teleported along that freeway.

>>163207376
what you want to do is find your gta.exe
right click on and run as administrator. as soon as you do that the game considers you a admin in online and single player.
Have fun!

>>163207793
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9TP5HTwXSQ

-insert song lyrics in all caps here-

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>>163207793
>bought a hydra instead of a voltic

>>163189163
volatus sexiest chopper

scrubs need not apply, only true masters of strategy can land it properly.

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Trying to evade head-on collisions using rocket engines almost works

>>163209095
While everyone should have a rocket voltic, everyone needs a hydra because of how broken jets are in this game

>Go to steam
>Launch game
>Cd key already activated

What the flubbery fuck?

I triplechecked that this is the right steam account linked to the right god damn social account. What do they want from me?!

>>163190626
how?

>>163204979
sounds like you got owned

Which one of you cucks have a leafeon hoodie?

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>>163211419
subtly, re-editing, and always making sure nothing is default

asian mother helps too

I ruined it now though

samson reminds me of my good friend from turkland that knows that famous trap

inb4 he's turkish too why are roaches great people?

>>163189970
youre paranoid, just dont deposit millions at once

>>163211721
what heritage did you pick?

because one of the asian mothers makes my character look like a monkey

>>163212165
i could take images of my setup couldt I? now with the update

Does the CEO garage have Benny's capability?

>>163212250
Yeah, I'd assume so

>>163212270
Yes and has a cute gook in it too

>>163212365
brb then ;)

I wonder what tomorrow's sales will be on

>>163212474
So I can do the upgrade and all that follows? Cool I might get it with my at the races buxs

>>163212675
With my cheat bux i upgraded it to the max and it looks amazing, desu is worth it because if you do CEO stuff you live there basically, i changed a home for the apartment that is one street by to the Maze tower too so i have everything at my hand.

>>163212165
it's also a boy

>>163212779
I don't really do CEO stuff but I think considering how many cars are gonna have Benny's versions, not having to drive to the same place over and over would be good

need more hacker money in order to afford this... this and the kitt car seem to be the only good things so far

>>163213173
Where's the top place to get hakker money these days?

Anyone have the image with the cars and their prices?

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>>163211729

>>163212840
i figured :)

>all cars I want bought
>all bikes I want bought
>39 slots remaining
More cars when?

>>163212662
Hopefully shit so I can buy a Ruiner 2000. Don't wanna do it tonight and regret it in the morning.

>>163213604
It's been out for a week so don't worry. A good portion of the biker stuff hasn't even gone on sale yet

>>163213701
Oh no I don't expect it to go on sale, I meant if there was something in tomorrow's sale I want, I'd hate to be broke from a Ruiner

Are servers kill? I can't export cars.

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>>163213328

Anyone have that picture of the two X-80 Protos in Megaman and Protoman colours?

>>163214138
Thanks. Does anyone know if the comet is a stand alone car or an upgrade at Benny's?

>>163214441

Its probably gonna be a benny one like the retro skyline

>>163214441
Every car pictured has its Benny's variant and the Comet doesn't so it must be stand alone

If I change gender, what happens to my clothes?

>>163214138
>tfw Comet actually looks semi ok here with its fat fucking ass covered up

Could I get a discord invite please? Before i change my mind preferably

>>163214138
>Generic Super 2830929038
>Retro Comet

Literally 1 good car

>>163214887
THICK
FULL
CHILD
BEARING
HIPS

>>163214138
>Those custom prices
So after paying 1.4 million for the Bugatti, you have to pay another 2 million for the custom. Seriously?

legitimate question:
Do you not get any bonus at all for selling cars in a full server? but you do for crates right?

>>163211660
get the fuck out of here nerd that mon is the worst eevee evolution

>>163215063
Could be that you pay 1.4 million for the base car and then 600k to upgrade it, dunno how he did the pricing

>>163215065
nope.

also.

where the trap......

>>163214138
I don't see these on Legendary, where are they?

is just calling the cars "comet retro" and "elegy retro" a good idea

it's boring and doesn't make any sense in-universe

>>163215271
They'll be here soon

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>>163215259
>need to make 100'000 for the screenshots of qt setup

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>>163215008
no

>>163215352
Well they don't do model years in GTA, which is really what you'd use in real life to distinguish those cars

>>163215657
>look mom I posted the Top Gear maymay again!
can't handle a REAL woman

>>163215768
It's not a meme, the flared rear wheels complete the look.

>>163215185
I doubt it, that's probably just total price of car+Benny upgrade

>>163214138
>Spectre is cheaper than the seven 70
>It's probably faster
>The Lynx is going to remain the most expensive sports car for no reason for a long time

I don't get.

>>163214138
>no option to give retro comet a boxy widebody race kit

I hate this ricer shit

>>163199068
I've made one a long time ago and let people use the cannons. It was nice.

>>163215063
The Custom variant prices allegedly factor in the original price of the vehicle in this pic, so the Upgrade to the Nero Custom will be $605 000, for example

>>163215271
The vehicles are locked behind a timewall. One will be released every Tuesday. If we get the ItaliGTB today then the order of the cars in the picture might be the order of release

holy fuck blater is a god

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7KtJy8-o3E

our bl8r
who art on the rooftop
hallowed be thy gains
thy kingdom come
thy will be done
in game as it is in discord
give us this day, our daily webms
and forgive us our crew kills
as we forgive those who crewkill us
and lead us not into temptation
but deliver us from shitters
as though art the king shitter and the glorious webm master forever

amen

>>163216950
>Handsome
>Built like a Greek God
>Nice voice
>Skilled at everything he does
>Down to earth and modest
He really is.

>>163214138
Will this be the second coming of the chrome Bugattis?

post cattower

>>163217227
Nah, the Super class is really diverse now, you will at least get a variety of awful supers to look at. I think the X80 will last for years just because of its hot wheel styling that really resonates with 12 year olds

>>163217201
>nice voice
he sounds like a 15 year old

>>163217201
That's not samson

>>163217442
kaz pls go

>>163217201

Hi blater.

HEY OLDGEN FRIEND THAT SENT MAILS TO!

please reply tome emails

I really want my Dukes back ;_;

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Restart for patch.
Snow is HERE

>>163217897
wipe this meme from the face of the earth

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>>163217201
I'm pretty cute, to be honest.

Can you use the Cargobob to deliver vehicles? Is it a viable strategy?

>>163218107
So when are you gonna take Annie to be yours only?

>>163218169
yes, yes

but theres random dropping car glitch(or result of being shot at by npc)
its slower than driving a super and it gets tedious so id rather test drive all the cars i steal, couple k lost is nothing

>>163215360
go for it :p

Cat please

>>163218169
Very. Not taking any damage is great but there is the chance of it bugging out and dropping the car. You can use it to steal vehicles but moving target cars can be a pain. Chase helicopters are a problem too unless you have friends to shoot them down.

>>163218175
annie is a shitskin islander. She deserves only to be bl8's mistress/fucktoy. Only those from the higher races could be a god's one and only

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It's almost time

Rockstar got half a billion from microtransactions and the infinite loading screen shit is still here.

>>163218661
How do I get a cargobob to grab a car anyway?

How does Authority compare to Menyoo?

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>>163219008
easy
>buy a cargobob
>stop being a moron

>>163219008
Drop the hook with d-pad right and run the hook over the car until it latches on.

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when the sun is in your face
open your eyes wider
show it whose boss

>>163219935
god you're all so fucking ugly

have you ever seen a girl before?

this is the most pathetic, degenerate circle jerk ive seen

>>163219935
fugly trannies nys

>>163220060
>girls are never ugly
anon I don't want to ruin your fantasies about girls but the truth is most of them are hideous.

boys can be cute too!

>no cute /gtag/ girlfriend to grind cars with
cut my life into pieces

>>163220186
Spoken like a true homosexual, gtag worthy. Bravo.

>>163218107
>you will never snuggle with blater

>>163220060
seeing a girl won't change the shitty sliders R* gives you

>>163220778
this

I wanna make my grill cuter but I have no idea what I'm doing...

Anyone had any trouble with the cargobob hook? I had a Tyrus on Del Perro Pier and I dragged that hook all over the roof and it wouldn't catch, i tried it front to back and nothing worked. It got to the point where I thought it was had a bomb in it and the game wanted me to drive it, but it just didn't work.

>>163221186
yes, in addition the hook will drop the car without warning or reason.

this game is filled with bugs.

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post memes

>>163215360
How's that coming along?

>>163221463
>>163188201

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>have 200 million dollars
>dont have to grind and can just spend all day ruining other people grinding

>>163221463
>>163222221
fuck off NPG

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>>163221463