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/gtag/ - Grant Theft Auto General

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Road trip edition

Last Bread: >>162980792

>Crews for GTA:O
Join a crew by clicking link below, then posting your SC name and crew you want to join in the thread. Make sure your profile visibility is set to public.
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag (PC only)
http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_vg_-_ps4 (PS4 only)
Other crews: http://pastebin.com/GtsCr3VL (embed)

>Steam Group - No heterosexuals allowed
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/gtagonlinevg
>PS4 Community - GTAG VG Community (No heterosexuals allowed here either)
To join the community, search the community name in "Discover Communities" and leave a request.

>Older breads
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/

>Helpful information for new players
http://pastebin.com/wmwvpEmr (embed)
>Lap time comparison for every fully upgraded GTA:O vehicle
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nQND3ikiLzS3Ij9kuV-rVkRtoYetb79c52JWyafb4m4

>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
http://www.gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
http://www.geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide

>Patch notes for 1.37
https://support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/236222747

>Latest added content
http://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/60071/GTA-Online-Import-Export-Now-Available
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Australian purge when?
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inb4 shit about Social Club selfies
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is this languagez?
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so how's that new way to earn money in races?
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tried to do at the races 2 guys didnt DC from my game, what gives
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>>163048368
You probably messed up when you changed the date. You have to set 2017 then confirm, not just exit
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>everyone busy doing grindfest and you just want to have fun
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>>163048068

Made 2 mil in no time
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>>163048053
B8
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>>163048053
that's qt
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I'm going to buy the most expensive warehouse
Then the most expensive car garage
Then the most expensive MC clubhouse fully upgraded
Then the most expensive Yacht fully upgraded

AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME
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>>163048517
I was expecting on what i need to do to get cash
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>>163048634
I already have all of those things
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>>163048558
>>163048573
No, I'm serious, is this the same person?
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>Change date to nov 24th 2017
>Most of the people loose connection
>5 left
>rip me
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>>163048823
No
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>>163048823
its curry
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>>163048634
can you buy it for me too pls
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I heard you'll lose your performance upgrades if you change your Elegy RH8 into an Elegy Retro, is that still true?
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>>163049535
Yes and no. You lose some things but some things are already upgraded. You can just, you know, get another free Elegy though instead of overwritting
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>>163048007
DELET THIS
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>>163049535
>replacing your fully upgraded elegy

at what fucking point was it revealed that the retro comet was objectively better than a normal elegy?

HAVE BOTH
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So anyone can explain me what is the race money thing, like what i need to do and if i actually need to win the race
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>>163049793
Sorry PCuck. It's PS4masterrace only
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>>163001169
Sorry, (You)

Definitely last reminder that Im expanding the collage (and sorting it based on colour).
I welcome consolefriends too.
Post your characters If you really want in on it, but do it quick.

Pro tip: use the creator, editor, render and send perfect high quality shots for best effect

This is all the people I've got.
If you're not on this pic and want on the collage then send pics. You've got time until I wake up and fuck around some.

Also we're missing 2 spots, so either we fill in 2 more people, cut off 1, or fill the holes with gay pictures or I come up with some other fucktard idea. We'll see.
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>>163049793
>mfw teal ornate skull
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>>163049904
what's the point of the collage? who is it for ?
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>>163049882
Why the need to call me PCuck if i wasn't being agressive against console users?
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>>163050090
suck it PCuck your gay
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>>163050186
How does it feel to be a manchild?
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daily reminder that qts real name is Stan
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>>163047785
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>>163050397
just another meme on the pile
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>>163050468
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>>163050285
Ask your dad.
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>>163050072
it's for shits and giggles.
a little /gtag/ history making. something for someone to look at in a year or two and go "holy shit, good thing im not playing with that bunch of fuckos anymore". Also some creative content, which this general lacks, in general.

I'm assuming you're asking if this is "for some yank faggot circlejerk", or Flib.
Well I'm not making this "for Flib" per se, I'm making this for this general, and for myself.

that being said don't you go jumping on my boi Flib, he's good stuff.
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>>163049904
you didnt pick mine from last bread?
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>>163050617
Mines better
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>>163050812
oh wait you did, nevermind, fuck you delete timer
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>>163050843
this is b8
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>>163050843
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>>163050617
You're not the collage guy, why do you respond as if you were him?
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>>163050928
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>>163050843
>>163049904
>catower is number 1

Yisssssnake
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>>163051143
but... I am the collage guy.
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>>163051301
literally who?
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>>163050843
fuck you
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>>163050843
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mr767KfRK3o

I fucking loved that show
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>>163050090
Platform war faggots are the worst. There was a proposed way for PC players to do the glitch by suspending the application instead of changing date. No idea if it works but you could try.
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>>163051258
Fuck off faggot
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>>163051753
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>>163051730
deal is i don't really know anything about the glitch so i was asking what is all about.
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>>163050090
Just friendly banter you fucking cuck faggot
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>>163051668
Wow, that's something I haven't seen this side of the century.
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>>163051668
>twisted tales of felix the cat

Holy shit that was like an acid trip!
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>>163051938
kys
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>>163052029
kys
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>>163052029
>>163052134
nys
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>>163050843
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TT ban when? I'm going crazy thinking it's coming soon.
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>>163052029
>>163052134
>>163052181
FUCK OFF
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>>163051341
Snap says otherwise
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>>163051926
ah, ok
>join a race with as many people as possible
>place a 10k bet
>as soon as the race cutscene starts (where the camera is moving around to show the players) you change the date(pc maybe suspend app)
>wait a few seconds then change it back
>race starts, you get the everyone left meme and win, taking all the bet money.
You get more the more people bet, everyone who does the glitch properly gets the full betting money, can be 300k if everyone bets 10k.
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>>163050843
kys
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>>163052325
I hope someone breaks into your home tonight. I hope they don't use a gun just so you can suffer longer.

vid related: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3j_xlj9K08
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>>163052353
Oh hey. Races are finally good for something.
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>>163052487
you hope they use their penis?
death by penis?
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>>163052353
Thanks for answering my original question anon
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>>163050843
stop posting anytime
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>>163052589
hahaha PCucks can't even use google
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>people replying to qt
fucking stop already, the less people that respond to his posts the less he will post.
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>>163052721
>not responding to qt
it's like you want this general to die
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>>163052619
>tells qt to stop posting
>gives her a (You)

Fuel on the fire
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>>163050843
>>163050843
Don't forget your (You)s
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>>163052791
>her
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>>163048053
No languagez is the strong jawed big eyed hispanic looking character
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>it's a qt episode
>it's a ness episode
easily the two biggest divas on the entire /vg/ board
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>>163052721
Check out this buttmad envy goy
Jelly?

also
>>163052721
>the less people that respond to his posts the less he will post.

Show me the proof of this ever being the case?
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>>163053040
It's true. He posts even when nobody responds.
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>>163052791
>her
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what is the name of the race you guys were trying to beat a while back? I feel like I can beat it first try 2bh
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>>163052721
(You) can't stop me giving (you)s

>>163050843
>>163050843
>>163050843
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>>163053206
at the races
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>>163053018
Divas??? Just attetion whores that no one likes
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>>163052751
Anon I...
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>>163050843
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>>16305333 & 9
>Tfw when qt will never be a real female
>Tfw qt will always be embarrassed by their name
>Tfw qt will always be an east london chav faggot
>Tfw qt's character will never look good or feminine as mine.
>Tfw qt will always be a gay UK transboy twink who's identity is 80 percent being gay and 30 percent being weird af.
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Why is it GTAIV entertained me for 4-5 years and I can still go back to it every 6 months to replay it for a couple hours yet I'm deathly bored of GTAV in 3 years despite it having post-release content? Am I just getting older, will GTAVI be even worse and only entertain me for a year?
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>>163053849
It's because it's a game made by kikes for goys to spend money in shark cards for the empty and shallow multiplayer aspect.
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>>163053726
>& 9
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>>163053018
>ness
What am I doing now?
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>>163053986
Yes that makes sense, I'm not getting older Rockstar is just getting greedier and ruining their games in the process.
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>>163053726
>Tfw qt will always be a gay UK transboy twink who's identity is 80 percent being gay and 30 percent being weird af.
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>>163049904
Got room for one more?
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>>163053726
>>163054331
>80%
>30%
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>>163049904
Add me pls
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>>163053726
fundamentally part of the transgender's identity is being an incomplete version of their desired sex so he'll never not be a hypocrite
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Enjoy the new king of Muscle
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>>163054957
Disgusting.
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>>163054830
>falling for your own memes
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>>163049904
>there's a garbage tier illuminati clone of me in the crew now
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>>163054957
what that bike?
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>>163055079
you stole it first
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>>163055079
The claws are out
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>>163053369
no that's not it, you're either memeing or don't know what I was talking about. it's has stunt props and you guys were all stroking your cocks to the lap times. tell me what it is
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>>163055257
>implying nullprophet was here before pixel
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>>163055079

arr rook de same
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>>163055079
It's OK though, you're clone is a literal retard so it isn't hard to distinguish
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>>163055496
I'm sorry. Was I not fucking clear?!
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so is half of this general using menus now?
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>>163055832
>stan was pixel all along
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>>163055923
at least the shitposting half yes
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>>163055923
>half
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>There are a few autists here whose only social outlet is this general and it physically hurts them when the general is talking about the game and not them so they manufacture drama to stay relevant in the conversation
>They're also posting here for the majority of the day, every day
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>>163056136
it was like that 3 years ago, its still like that now.
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>>163056136
true story. this is the reason I quit playing wow. the general got so bad, it wasn't worth continuing to chat with those circlejerk idiots, which made me lose interest in playing.

I do wish gtag drama would shift back to faggots whining about crew team killing. for a few days I thought the crew might actually split up over it.
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>>163056337
What's sad is some of the ones 3 years ago are still here, I assume the others died of a blood clot in the ass.
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>>163056136
>qt is still here
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>>163056504
the only people that were from the original general were menu users that come back every 3-6 months and leave after 2 week or the very few that actually enjoyed the game, but don't associate with this group anymore.
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>>163056558
>here before you
>here after you move on to destiny 2

normie shit
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The SP expansion isn't cancelled, it's on hiatus. The reason is because Rockstar plans to port all the content they've made for online into the expansion so the cars appear in the world rather than just using a garage menu to access them so they're waiting to retire GTAO before announcing it. They've already got the story done with all the missions & voice acting, only adding bits of content to it as GTAO grows.


I'm just making shit up
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>>163057561
>giving a single fuck about SP

you some kind of faggot, faggot?
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>>163056836
Nobody liked bus rides
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>>163058565
your mom does
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>>163058712
I though she was a train type of women :^)
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>>163058465
I'm pretty old school I guess, still prefer a good SP with cheat codes over online.
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>destroy someones warehouse car with my buzzard
>instantly feel bad & regret it
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>>163058805
Why? It's not like he paid a lot for it. Losing a CEO sales mission car is negligible loss even when it's a top end car. The most that will cost is maybe 25k.
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Here's a feel u goys haven't felt in a while.
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>>163058805
>give birth to qt
>instantly feel bad & regret it
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>>163059119
I played a survival earlier today for the first time in over a year. 5 enemies spawned behind my back and one shot me. I got mad.
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i like your posts qt :3
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>>163059596
thx
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>>163054957
what bike is this? is it buyable yet?
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at the race glitch work on pc too, stay cucked sonyggers
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>>163059974
How you do it on PC friend?

>Do CEO normal trafficking missions
>Do a lot of cash
>It's actually really hard because im doing them alone and i need to traverse the map multiple times to move the cargo
>Realize i really can't do it alone
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>>163059974
wat
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SNOW!?
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>>163052319
never.
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>>163060095
>>163060126
join full lobby at the race land race, bet max on self, block udp ports for 10 seconds so everyone disconnect, win 150k every few minutes
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>>163060126
nevermind just shitty internet
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>>163060307
>join full lobby
>in literally anything but freeroam

lmao
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>>163060414
dont underestimate the power of a united people against the man that be
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>>163059974
tfw have no one to do at the race with online and randoms don't fucking understand
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>The guy's out there doing a lap race or something.
>Stop him before he wears out the breaks, get the car, and get it back.
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yearly reminder
t.minty
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Before I start trying to play is there any way that I can lose money if I'm not online
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>>163060545
keep use quick join race funtion on phone and rejoin on phone again if you get wrong race
chances are thats the majority of races running now
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>>163060307
shit
>block ports
I was never good when it came to ports and stuff, specially because my modem it's a piece of chinese shit with no way to manually configure it thanks to my internet service.
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>>163048068
What new way
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>>163061017
decent router and windows firewall AND programs for idiots allow you to do that, stop blaming others for your own failure
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>>163061228
But i blamed myself by saying i wasn't good with that stuff, why go so deffensive
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Spent a good 2 minutes trying to find the proto I just delivered
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GONNA GET YOU
LIKE A SPACE BOY
WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH
I'M READY BABE

https://youtu.be/L9TP5HTwXSQ
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>>163048053
That's Curry "Drowned the Chink in the Kitchen Sink" Murry
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>>163049904
>my character is in there twice finally

Neat
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qt, remember when we used to hang out?
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>>163062184
It was shit!
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>>163062421
Now that you're somebody that I used to know.
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>>163062184
>menu babbies
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>>163062564
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>>163060808
Yearly reminder that you told everyone you were a Canadian lawyer, but you actually weren't
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>>163063228
>>
can i get in gtag pc?

name: gigaverse
>>
>everyone in this game finding a new exploit to abuse

Always makes me smile when everyone unites together to beat J* at their own game
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>>163062013
You mean Curry "Feed a Poo in Loo to the Chimps at the Zoo" Murry?
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>still no banwave for TT
IT'S KILLING ME NOT KNOWING IF IT'S COMING OR
NOTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>163063882
what's this?
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>>163064365
Last year.
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>>163049904
Add me
>>
>face bandannas got fixed *screams why loudly*
>they slapped a jet turbine on the most boring lackluster super instead of the bullet.
>you have to be ~3-5 mil invested into something to before you can test the new cars which cost as much if not more as the warehouses
>no new hairstyles
>no new weapons to fuck around with
>the most boring clothes added since the business update

They really are running out of ideas.
>>
>Social Club still won't process Snapmatic Selfies.
>This issue exists since forever.
>There are thousands of threads on their forums.
>Not a single response from Rockstar, no way to resolve it yourself.
>Rockstar still advertises this feature at Social Club's front page.
>Taking the link there, selecting your selfie and accepting does nothing.
>Get told to wait a few minutes for the changes to apply.
>Months later my avatar is still the same.
>I tried from different IP ranges, different operating systems, browsers, hardware configurations and devices.
>Didn't change one time. I can still change it to whatever fucking Rockstar pre-made avatar I want, not Snapmatic tho.
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>>163066024
>face bandannas got fixed *screams why loudly*
they still change the player's face in an odd way if you throw them on
>>
>>163065065
Kill yourself for the mods you put on that poor car.
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you have 3.5 seconds to name your favorite vehicle warehouse and why
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>>163066342
>cheapest one
>its the cheapest
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>LJT calling me up after every race for some Pepsi

Bet he's mad that I'm making all my money at the race tracks now
>>
Do cheats and shit still work for this game.
I need money for all the stupid amount of shit that's in the game.
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>>163067154
They do. Made $20M in 2 hours with TT yesterday.
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>>163066342
The cheapest one since the high way is right there and you can just two right turns from the street to get to the warehouse (which the gps makes u go right then left left)
>>
Is it possible to clear stealth missions with full stealth? There's always last two guys who're looking at each other. Or there will be a shitton of non-hostile NPC who will start screaming and shit.
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>>163067456
I don't know. I shot a guy that was way outside of everyone's view cones, yet they still got alerted. To be fair he was right in front of some different thug (but minimap said he's far enough for him to not spot his death).
Maxed stealth btw.
>>
Man GTA 5 is a turd compared to GTA 4 I regret spending my 30 dollars on it
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>>163067456
The biker stealth missions were completely doable without a single death if you got lucky, and very doable when you kill everyone silently. So of course they made it so you'll fail each and every stealth mission for vehicle imports.
> stunt jump "stealth"
> get to the checkpoint to trigger cones
> guards see me anyway
> try again next time
> snipe guards from hilltop 50 miles away in the dark
> they see me anyway
Fuck this shit.

>>163067687
GTA 4 was awful in every single way.
>>
>>163067379
To supplement my answer here. This is the best way to get your car into the garage.
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>>163068671
4 was amazing kys

guns laying around the map for pickup was great
>>
>>163068689
you playin on the fucking dreamcast or somethin?
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>>163068689
WHERE ARE SHADOWS
>>
>>163068895
2deep4u story, shit handling, boring city, boring characters, NIKO ITS UR CUZEEN LETS GO BOWLEEN, every mission is "go to place, shoot people, lose cops", and so on. Fuck GTA 4.
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>>163068689
Didn't know this was released on PS2.
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>>163069034
Good question...

WHER U HIDE DEM SHADOWS WHITE BOII?
>>
>>163069034
>>163069153
The 970 can't render shadows
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>>163069071
>boring city
better than "everyone hangs out in the main city because everywhere else is boring" Los Santos
>shit handling
well ya rockstar was somehow worse at handling back then, was fun tho
>everyone knows roman was the lovable retarded meme character
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>>163069281
>nvidia
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>>163069281
>>163069153
>>163069034
>tfw 8850
with my settings turned down, I get over 90fps, but my card is a damn relic.
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>>163069302
Only shitters hang out in the city. They should have made the desert bigger and emptier in GTA 5. Could have done some proper Mad Max stuff in a proper desert.
>>
Why is the driving in 5 so boring compared to 4?
>>
tfw no desk full of hundred dollar bills and quarters and cans of soup like blater
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>that guy pretending to like 4 more just to upset the general and create false drama for the purpose of collecting internet (you)s
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>>163069752
https://youtu.be/sXJXLq1lN7U?t=104
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can't even hear everyone in the online lobby from anywhere on the map like gta 4

shit game
>>
>>163069905
>this guy runs the most powerful crew in gtao
much rescept
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>>163069548
yes a proper desert would've been awesome
maybe take out that useless lake in the middle
maybe more mad max-esque stuff will be added if the special vehicles are popular enough
>>
>>163069834
4 WAS better for certain things
>>
What should I grind for money so I can afford CEO & Buzzard?
t. new player
>>
>you will never go to the prom with qt
>>
>>163070112
at the races if you could find a fucking proper group

otherwise just play the game my dude
los santos connection gives about 30000 each time you beat it as long as you pickup the drugs from the boxes
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>>163069994
IGN is the most powerful, t b h.
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Here's some import / export autism, please assist me by providing plates and the tiers of the blanked ones on the bottom. Photoshop my shit out if you don't like it.

>>163068972
Playing on my PS2.
>>163069034
<ShadowQuality value="0" />
>>163069096
It's a san andreas mod.
>>163069281
Memes.
>>163069340
Nice
>shadowplay
goy
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>>163070112
buy shark cards
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>besra will never get guns
doesn't make sense. we have 3 attack choppers, and all three have weaponry. why not give the besra twin cannons and no rockets? it would still be inferior to the hydra.
>>
>>163070607
It's a stunt jet, not a harrier.
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>>163070494
>shadowplay being a selling feature
Lmao what? You DO know AMD has the same meme function, right? Except it has even less of an impact on performance since their hardware encoding is superior.
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>>163070964
Yes I do understand that they have that GVR function.
Computational power wise, why choose AMD?
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>>163070494
>muh shadowplay
OBS, plays.tv, and AMD's software can record and capture replays.
Hell, OBS can use Nvidia's encoder to capture video.
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>>163071150
>here's a """"(((synthetic)))"""" benchmark to prove nothing
AMD has a hardware scheduler since GCN 1.0 and generally a literal shit ton of TFlops compared to competing nvidia cards. For example RX 480 has 5.8 TFlops, while GTX 1060 has 3.8 TFlops, which is nowhere near. I don't know why would you choose nvidia for computing. Unless you enjoy being fucked in the ass and supporting anti competitive company tactics (like CUDA).
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snow when
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>>163071557
>those boring outfits
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>>163059119
tfw the last time you played survival was with ryu, moopoke and some other guy who probably doesnt play anymore ;__;
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>>163041789

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EszZ4phNOU
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the los santos customs app inside the ifruit app is now working again.
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Post outfits for those 2 days of snow
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>>163071829
>This boring nigger that's qt
>>
Wish to join PC GTAG.
Social Club: Rapl007

Most people in the crew already know me and my friends. I've allied with them plenty of times, and have helped run missions and kill randos who attacked them.
>>
>>163072494
Accepted
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>>163072465
>qt boogeyman
>everyone is qt is now a meme
>>
>>163072529
>every anon who disagrees with me is qt
>>
DOLLA DOLLA BILL Y'ALL
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>>163072529
>qt is probably asleep rn
>lets just blame him anyway
>>
>filter out qt's trip
>you dumb fucks keep arguing about a shithead that you can filter
kys, faggots.
>>
GTA5 is a really good game and GTAO is a nice addition which has been ruined by TakeTwo wanting sharkcards.
Also people forget thisis a singleplayer game.
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I got so excited for a moment...
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>>163070112
Do missions, do heists. If you're looking at optimal, grind Los Santos Connection. Eventually you'll have enough to buy a cheap office and a cheap warehouse and you are good to go on freeroam finance.

Lotta people say not to get the yacht but I love mine personally, maximum comfy. Its definitely a wayyyy end game thing.
>>
you can upgrade everything for the 60 car garage even if you buy the bare minimum at first right?

could it be more expensive to do it later tho?
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Thats not a fucking mechanic rockstar.

>It aint la cookaracha!
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>>163073617
currently on RL. even they have snow already. rockstar needs to step it up.
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>>163073801
Yeah you can buy the bare minimum at no extra cost later. Just buy one floor with the cheapest options and SEE if it looks fine to you when you use it then just pocket it. Otherwise renovate.
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Does anyone remember that really autistic "MC Recruitment" video on YouTube? God it was so awkward.
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>>163074225
https://youtu.be/Kxj17nb-M6c
That one?
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>>163074361

HAHAHHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHBAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Thank you for giving this anon, I couldn't find this for so long
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>>163074000
Is she in all of the new office mod shops?
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>>163074361
>as autistic as this is at least they're spending their time playing the game to its fullest
>>
>Currently browsing around for someone to give up some money buff for a ps3 transfer to ps4
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>first time selling crates
>do it solo because fuck friends
>decide to sell 10 crates
>drop the first five with the plane
>get to the second plane
>no fucking dots on the map
>no indicator where to drop the goods

is it a bug or do i really have to remember where i did the first drop?
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>>163075121
Sounds like a bug.
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>>163075148
Good lord
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>There will never be a GTA V gangland: GTAG video

Q_Q
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>>163072346
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>>163076039
Why is she so angry?
>>
>>163076274

Because some fat autist is taking photos of her
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>>163076039
>>163076414
>xtreme resting bitch face
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>>163076274
>she
>>163076414
>her
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>>163076039
>>163076414
I want her to bully me
>>
Is that AI Valkyrie that comes after you during air crate selling missions removed? I always take associates on sell missions now because I remember it fucking me over, but I haven't seen it recently.
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>>163076548

Please dont use slurs
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>>163074000
>Can I help you with anything? ...anything at all?
>It looks good. Almost as good as you.
>Need a drink? Bubbles?

Btich, fuck the fuck off of my fucking tower you fucking whore-ass gold digging fuck.
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>>163074000
So glad I didnt bite at the in house mechanic. For $900k+ I can add another semi-passive (mc bus ) revenue stream
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>>163076864
>he doesn't have his own LSC
How is it being so poor, nigga?
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>>163072346
snow will last for two days during the xmas weekend
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>>163077362
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>>163076864
mc business are not passive, they are a huge pain in the ass with huge pain in the ass sell missions. Easily the worst way to make money in this game.
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>>163049904
Please
>>
Are you having fun today /gtag/?
I'm not, thats why Im going to go play something for now

>>163078203
you barely made it C3
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poor lil blazer
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>>163049904
who is that cunt in the grey tracksuit
>>
>>163076864
>>163077053
How do you even access that?
I bought it and spent another 400k on some baller floor artwork. yet when i drive to my new garage it takes me straight to parking, no option to personal LSC my cars.
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>>163078506
all I know is that, when posting his pic, he said something along the lines of Cyкa Блять
>>
>>163078513
enter the car in garage, dont do shit and a notification will pop up saying "press <something> to acces lsc", for me its right d-pad.

Also if you walk up to the garage on foot I think you also get a choice between office,garage and lsc but Im not sure how that works.
>>
>Renovate the vehicle warehouse to the most expensive one because I hate how shitty the office in it looks
>The office doesn't change
Fucking hell.
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>>163079079
done on purpose. they could easily make a viewing room to see everything before you decide, but they'd rather you waste money and buy more shark cards.

I honestly don't know why the industry is giving rockstar a pass on this shit. gaming journalism should be focusing on shit like this, but instead they kiss the ass and pretend like its not even happening.
>>
>>163079282
I thought the industry as a whole is pretty much just ignoring GTA at this point. It is a 3 year old game, and we're the idiots still playing it.
Normally I check these sort of things on youtube or something, but this time I assumed they'd at least change everything, and it was only 300k. At least now I know I should double check every single thing.
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I thought I'd ask, since I've been having a little trouble my my FPS. It's all good indoors, usually caps at about 61FPS, but the exteriors of San Andreas drops frames down from the 60's to the 40's, and sometimes even mid-30's and high 20's, depending on the situation.

My GPU is an AMD r9 390 8gb
My CPU is an Intel i5-6500 3.2GHz
I have 16GB of RAM

I've found people apparently manage to get way better results with the hardware I'm using. I made sure to turn everything down to high, go with what people recommended, but it just didn't really get me much more than maybe a few FPS. Any help would be really appreciated.
>>
>>163075148
H-h-how?

I need to work on my space program game.
>>
>>163080074
mine has been doing this as well lately, where as before it would stay between 50-70. I believe the update or the kids with menyoo are causing it.
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>There are people that don't add '#' to their filters in this general
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>>163080716
>wanting to have your general infested with posts that have no value whatsoever
For what purpose.
>>
>Pink slip vehicle steal mission, where you have to race
>Go to where the vehicle is
>Can't get it the car, can't attach it to a cargobob
kek
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Nice, epic, I like it!
>>
easiest way to make cash?
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>>163081287
TT
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I like this shot when you go to one of the higher floors, senpai
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>>163064240
new accounts are reporting bans

relax, if your account is old enough you won't have a problem
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>>163080716
>There are people that don't add '#' to their filters on the entire board
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>>163081823
too bad there isn't an unique animation for each of the floors
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>>163080337
Seems like it's the same case in singleplayer, so I don't know if menu-users would be able to affect that at all, unless it would affect someone playing the game while connected to all the Social Club stuff online.

Thanks for the response, though!
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>>163073010
IM UP
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>flying your hydra really close to the cargo plane for da epic lulz
>>
Is the at the races glitch still working for people? I've had a zero bet return three times in a row now
>>
>>
>>163082786
Actually dw I reset the game and it works again
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So this shitter showed up in a buzzard to ruin my car stealing. Good thing he couldn't aim for shit without his lockon
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>>163082846
not naming it:
>fucking&country.webm
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in case you weren't aware and are on PS4, go to time and date settings, put the time a few hours ahead and it'll kick everyone from your lobby.
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>be new to GTA online
>get into heist
>500k return
>host decides to fuck me over and give me 5% on the job for no fucking reason

why the fuck do people keep doing this
>>
>>163083171
Leave then nigger.
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wat
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>>163083195
literally all i've been doing
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>>163081903
tfw playing since day one on ps3 using glitches and still waiting for my ban.

don't forget to report all TT users on public sessions.
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>>163083171
Have you done the setups? Shit isnt free for the host.
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>>163083096
>in case you weren't aware and are on PS4, go to time and date settings, put the time a few hours ahead and it'll kick everyone from your lobby.

WELL AWARE
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>>163083171
because reasons. just quit the second he does it. if people keep quitting, he'll stop doing it. or even better:
>start game
>spend the next 5-10 minutes(or however long it will be) doing the setup
>leave suddenly
I'm rich already, so I do this just to anger faggots that try to fuck people over by not paying a fair share.

that being said, if you join a heist on the last mission, be happy with your 15% and don't bitch. if you're lucky to get 20%, that's cool, but if he lowers it to 15, just take it. you'll get good pay for your time.
>>
>>163083171
New players are more likely to be shit, so more risk. In case you didn't help all the way through, you're basically just freeloading on the host and the people that did help him. I think 5% is too much, but doing the "not fair" 15% for people that like you isn't wrong in my opinion.
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snow when?
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>>163083665
23rd
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>>163083514
kek forgot that you hated cheaters when I suggested this to you.
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>Organization of level 20-90 shitters
>Place a proximity mine outside their vehicle warehouse
>High end car destroyed
>Get bounty and mercenaries sent after me
>They all start chasing me around the map
>Well timed c4 blows them up when they get close
>"?"
>"kys"
>mfw

Why do people get so ass mad? They wasted 30 minutes trying to kill me when they could have secured more high end vehicles.
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>>163084127
>Place a proximity mine outside their vehicle warehouse
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>>163084127
They probably thought you would be nigger enough to keep riggin their warehouse.
>>
>skid props now carry over between sessions
was it always like this?
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>>163084127
Becouse they are the pure example of a gta5 player. the kid who has a youtube channel with a 3d dubstep intro and spams the peace emote.
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>qt hates cheaters

I'm willing to bet he's cheated
>>
>>163084309
>>163084323
>anon plays online the way it was meant to be played
>f-faggot
>n-nigger
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>>163084410
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>>163084410
>>163084515
>leave office
>start losing health
So, basically that obese neckbeard has fucked us over forever?
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>>163084468
your'a fucking cunt
kill yourself

You gain nothing from blowing their shit up, if you stole their car for yourself then you could say that you play the right way.
Destroying shit left n right is what niggers do.
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>>163084586
You "just" need to load singleplayer and come back
>>
Just bought a crate warehouse
Are the delivery vehicles upgrades worth it?
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>>163084616
Maybe if they costed 10 times less, so don't bother.
In fact, you should just focus on getting a vehicle warehouse, much more profitable than crates.
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>>163084598
>in real life gangs would go out of their way to purposely harm competition without gaining anything, simply because they could
gta is not a fucking hugbox. if you plan on running shit in a public lobby, your ass better be ready to be randomly attacked by opposing players.

it was "them" against "him", and they still lost.
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>>163084309
>>163084323
>>163084598
I'll always be doing it to every organization I come across and NO ONE will stop me.
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>>163084468
>muh 'way it was meant to be played'
>muh 'it's okay to be a shitter'

I refuse to believe anyone expressing that opinion in these threads actually still plays the game / makes enough money while playing.
you're the kinda faggot that complains about not being able to afford any of the new content, aren't you?
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>kill a guy while driving ebin super car Tempesta around for the first time
>sends mercenaries after me
>whatever
>drive off northeast away from LS
>in the desert, notice a jet icon
>it's him
>o shit nigger, hide behind a barn
>he shoots the ground, missing me completely, like, 50 meters away from me
>doesn't make the slightest effort to pull up and crashes nose first
>drive over to Fort Zancudo, activate all the shitter abilites (Cops turn a blind eye, Ghost org)
>get a Lazer
>check minimap
>he's heading towards the desert airstrip
>climb way up
>he takes off in a jet
>intercept his Hydra, kill him with canons (I wasn't Off the radar anymore)
>climb up again
>repeat this three times
>calls me a noob, later a child for 'not knowing when to stop'
Well sorry for not just letting you kill me, buddy.

</blog>
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>>163084743
I'm sitting on $92M(legit) from playing the game. I'm sorry if it upsets you that someone was killed while trying to play the game, but that's how online is.

Why should I sit back and let some faggot run cars all day? The point of online is to kill each other, or work together. I would choose the former. fucking deal with it, nerd.
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>>163084714
>gta online
>real life
pick one
>>
Are any of the new special cars worth it? I'm sitting on 23 million right now and I'm not sure if I should just save it for future content
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>>163084714
>m..muh real life
They are not even competition unless they attack him.
>defending a bombshitter
kys
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>>163084937
the rocket voltic is pretty dope desu
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>>163084886
spoken like a true IGN member desu
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>>163084714
>gta is not a fucking hugbox
and yet you come here, expecting only hugs
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>>163085059
if it makes you feel better, I crew kill most of gtag and pretend like it was an accident. haven't been kicked yet, so fuck it. and fuck you.
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>>163084127
>could have secured more high end vehicles.
whos to say you wont do it again?
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>>163085168
Do you orbit /gtag/ """""fe"""""males perhaps, too?
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>>163085168
>haven't been kicked yet
>yet
Yeah, that's right. Keep it up.
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>>163085168
so do I
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>>163084127
>keep doing car missions while there is a shitter killing you for literally no reason
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>>163085335
eat my dick, faggot. i'm about to log on right now and crew kill. good luck knowing who I am. I spit in your face, pussy.
>>163085342
my nigga. hop on with me and let's do it big.
>>163085296
keep projecting. i've already won.
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>>163084459
Nope. I don't even min max
look at my stats all you want

>hurr it;s not possible to have fun without cheating and being a cunt
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>>163075047
>voltic lands on gas tank.webm
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>>163085447
Alright i'm gonna log on too. Enjoy your last session.
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>>163085447
Thanks for answering 'Yes.' to my question.

I thought you couldn't get anymore pathetic. I was wrong.


Null and all his omega orbiters purged fucking when?
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>>163085284
>>163085415
If they can't learn to adapt then they can continue getting fucked by my mighty black cock.
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>>163085168
>>163084886
>>163084731
>>163084127
gtag was a mistake
>>
Be honest, how many of you have actually goyed out for shark cards
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>>163085624
He did, by trying to kill you.
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>>163085493
It's not. Unless you're autistic as all hell and just grind like an idiot.
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@163085637
faggot, you don't even get a (you). take your shit opinion elsewhere.
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>>163085723
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Oh shi-
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>>163086031
How do you even get money anyways? Don't you always play alone? Do you just sell one car at a time?
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>>163086151
yep
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>>163064240
holy shit im almost glad rockstar tried to fix the mask+hat glitch
>>
whens the next vehicle sale?
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>>163086190
How would you do MC shit? or did you not fall for the business meme?
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>>163086308
This sale is through
>DECEMBER 13- DECEMBER 19 2016
So I guess 20th?
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>>163047785
Walaffa, a member of pc_gtag is killing crew members repeatedly. Kick him off the crew or threaten him to do so in order for him to stop.
>>
which Benny cars are worth getting?
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>>163086745
pussy ass tattletale bitch snitches get stitches
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>>163086745
shut the fuck up, snitch
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>>163086745
Will get on it as soon as i'm able to.
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>>163086745
"Repeatedly", I killed you once thinking your were randos and apologized. Don't be like that.
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>>163086745
Why do people always make posts like this without any sort of proof?
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>>163086753
None. I like the Banshee 900R, but it's not "worth" over $1M.
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>>163086945
because they're little faggots that want to disrupt our harmony by falsely accusing good people of shit they did by accident.

I just hope our cuckboi admins don't actually kick him for it.
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>>163086915
I have a really shitty day and you killed 2 of your crewmembers who were on a bike. I exited before I saw your apology. Look for the fucking green half-circle in the minimap.
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>>163086945
Cause they lie. They don't have any nutsacks IRL so they cry to the mods online.
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>>163086753
karin for looks. shouldn't be a super, but it's still sexy to look at.
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>>163086335
not on qt no

starboy threads are back
brb ;^)
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>>163087084
I did apologize, so eat me. Your shitty day should not involve the community. Go sit on a tampon if you need to calm your pussy.
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>>163087235
this
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>>163087235
lol the joy of Anonymous. Anyone can become the Walaffa.
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>>163087084
waaaah your gf broke up with your whiney ass, no wonder.

no one cares, so dont come crying to 4chan of all places to get your fill.
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>>163087084
Lol fuckin sook
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>>163086745
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doing pacistan (setups + finale) in a bit if anyone's interested
25% cuts

SC: glocker32
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>mfw I logged in, killed crew members like I said I was about to do, got caught, lied about it and the fukkboi admin didn't kick me
just.like.I.said.I.would.

who here #untouchable
>>
I'm Walaffa.and im a stupid nonce fairy crybaby :)
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>>163087895
woah so cool man
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>>163087084
>>163087235
Get this shitty tumblr pussy shit out of MY /gtag/ you cunts!
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>>163047785
Can you still get banned for playing with hackers?
>>
>>163088474
Even TT users aren't banned
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>>163086246
How did you do that?
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>talking about irl itt
>people using irl probably told in confidence for cheap (You)s

You know, I didnt think the community could get more shitty but here we are. You people are scum. Both bad at the game and bad at life. Abhorrent people who deserve all the misery and sadness this world has to offer.

This place makes me sick. You all make me sick.

Merry Christmas
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>>163088636
>Merry Christmas
I think you mean happy holiday.
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If you don't own this car you're an autismo IRL

>>163088636
>>163088636
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>>163088636
this coming from a mentally ill britbong
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>>163088636
So, you gonna leave now then?
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>>163088636
wait.
this trap is still alive?
>>
>>163088958
what proof do we have that qt is a trap? is this true or only a gtag meme?
>>
Please add me to pc gtag. chill_turtle_guy
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>>163088636
>This place and everyone in it makes me sick and i hate all of you
>still browses the threads and shitposts constantly
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Surely that would cost more than 5k to repair.
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>>163089436
It's almost as if attention whores crave attention or something. Really gets those neurons firing.
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hey remember this? fun times right?
:)

so, is it ok to hog up a ceo spot for hours if you are just solo car runnin or you should take that to private?
>>
>>163089907
>flip up lights
had no idea this car had that. time to buy.
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>>163088691
I actually do own one
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>>163088636
>Merry Christmas
That's racist.
>>
>>163089958
Very ok because you don't get enemy spawns in deliveries if other players are in the lobby. Otherwise it's 3-4 waves of aimbot fucks in cars.
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>>163090351
nigger im english and up in the north were not as pandering to muzzie scum and their shithole beliefs
fuck america

its merry christmas and its always been merry christmas and anyone who says otherwise is a sensitve pandering selfrightous sellout twat
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What am I missing?

>tinted windows

yes, just like in the movie
>>
>>163090643
2fast2memeious
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>>163050529
ah this shit was great, i was worried he was gunna use my MAC address to hack into my OS kernel and execute DOS commands to hack my GTA
>>
>>163090554
>I was joking
I thought most brits were cucked by mudslimes.

Merry Christmas, qt.
>>
>>163090643
>lighter shade of gray
>blue neon light
>>
UNLIMITED HELICOPTERS AND RETARDED NPC WHO GOES APESHIT
I'M SO FUCKING MAD
>>
>>163090643
it had blue neons
>>
i was playing in a gtag lobby and i heard a girls voice

who?
>>
>>163090643
A driver.
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>>163091115
me :)
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>>163091035
>retarded npc
yeah they have their moments
this one is on the roll, thinkin hes cool or some shit
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Apparently Ive been gone for so long I'm still in the old PC crew and not the new one.

Requesting invite to PC GTAG

ID: SightlessPyro
>>
oh my~~
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Method to race glitch? It even works on PC?
>>
>>163090643
there are better rims
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>>163091296
also looking for invite

sc: chrisgrizzly
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>>163091696
Gotcha
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>>163091413
TT
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>>163091028
>>163091054
>>163091150
>>163091541
What lighter shade do I go for? This is probably lightest in metallic category.

Also what about fenders? Some suggested it, but it doesn't look like it has anything but stock fenders.
>>
>change appearance option is the very first item in the style submenu

i can absolutely imagine rockstar doing this on purpose so people accidentally waste money

do you at least get a confirmation prompt?
>>
>>163092012
try grey with an ice white pearlescent
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>>163092108
>click change appearance
>"You will be charged even if you don't change anything"
>change nothing and exit
>"You were not charged"
>>
>>163092108
yes

try it ;^)
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>>163071150
>my card has the best price/performance ratio in the top 10
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>>163092012
Something with more silver, the lightness is fine but it looks too glossy. You don't want full metallic though, something with a bit of dullness.
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why did rockstar make the elegy one of the best sports cars in game? both versions are super cheap compared to other sports cars, so why?
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>>163074000
>Letting anyone but whites and the japanese touch your car
>>
>>163089958
was the damage only really 6k?
>>
>>163092548
Because IRL the Skyline is one of the best sports cars. If not, the best.
>>
>>163054536
that is the joke
>>
>>163092551
>spics and negros are the only ones that work at benny's
>superautos also spic country
>pegasus 100% jews
good look with that
>>
>Get stealth mission to steal omnis from some mansion
>Get there with two associates. Kill every guard stealthy. Headshot last three at the same time, no alerts
>Drive 100 m and get heli and two cars on my ass
FUCKING
>>
>>163083171
>Guy does this to me
>Refuse to leave bank
>15 min later, i'm eating some sandwiches and they're still fucking there
>>
>>163092852
showed 6 for me
>>
>be CEO
>successfull import/export business with cars going in and out in tens everyday for hundreds of bucks
>oi fuccboi grab these vehicles for me for $5k each!
>>
>>163092994
Beaners are to cars as germans are to europe. They have never done anything good ever in their entire existence.
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>>163092927
12 hours later it aint
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>>163093042
s-shit man, guess that's good then
sorry about that, at least we got it free
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>>163091696
Weren't you banned for menu shitting on crew?
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>>163093193
steal simeons car business when
i just wanna get in a car without a 2 star for once
>>
>>163093193
>be CEO
>have to go out and steal cars myself
>sell cars for $1-2M
>get $100k "commission"
I'm not working for anyone, who the fuck is taking my money?
>>
Wut is a gud luxury car to drive in the winter? I'm thinking like a dubsta
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>>163078462
>red and yellow guardian
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>>163093526
securoserv
>>
>>163093526
One could argue that since the car is stolen it has to be either chopped, or fenced change alot of it then sell it to a person cheap to be able to get rid of it quickly
>>
>>163092190
>>163092485
what about fenders
>>
>>163093485
This whole cars thing could have gone much better and be more indepth like, buy cars cheap low and mod them to sell them high, have a demand for certain types or exact cars, but everything is just a go to point A, steal car then go to base, or go to point A steal something, then go to point B to steal the car then go to base.

>>163093526
Rockstar
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>mod x80
>-$20,000
>drive full speed honking musical horn
>shot out on flat out fly past
>blown up car
>delivery failed
>nigger has left the session
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>>163093808
No fenders bud.
>>
>>163071150
I have a GTX 970.

How did I do?
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>mfw dont have enough money to pay for top range mods sale now
>>
post your favourite car in gta online
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>Doing CEO stuff while destroying other peoples special cargo
>Start chasing this guy in an RV
>The twat blocks himself down an alley
>Kill him
>Destroy the RV along with the cargo
>Move along
>A little later the guy comes at me in a Savage
>Fires a few rockets, all of which miss
>As he flies away he ends up flying into a tree and crashes
>He somehow survives
>Go up to him and kill him with a pistol
>Sends me a message calling me a wanker
>Send one back telling him to go cry some more
>He leaves the session

Is there any way I can fuck with this guy more? I love shitter like that who completely fail at everything.
>>
>>163094350
three words: At the Races
>>
What's the best way to make money on PS4 at the moment? I keep seeing something about a race in this general but no specifics.
>>
>>163094463
What do you gain by doing this?
>>
>>163094571
He can probably masturbate while feeling like a big boy by ruining somebody else hard work
>>
HOLY SHIT GUYS SNOW IS RELEASED RESTART RIGHT FUCKING NOW
THEY EVEN ADDED SKIING BASED ROCKSTAR
>>
>>163094571
Enjoyment from fucking with people plus a little bit of money while doing so. It's a win win.
>>
>>163094701
kys
>>
>>163094486
https://lmgtfy.com/?q=at+the+races+glitch
>>
>Steal this heli from the fort where FUCKING TANKS will shoot at you
>Fly to the ocean and try to maneuver around the car tryin to hook it while 6-7 niggers will shoot at you
>THEN get TWO FUCKING BUZZARDS on your tail trying to shoot THEIR OWN fucking car all the way to your warehouse
>On each stage of this mission, aside from niggers in the sea, enemies ARE UNLIMITED
Cargobob mission is the worst.
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who the fuck told me that the Trophy Truck is fun to drive?
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>>163094646
>Not just cashing in your goodboy points for mommy strokes
>>
>>163094897
You can fly around the base to avoid any tanks or simply get your own cargobob. Land your bob on the shore and use your ceo buzzard to kill the npc's on the boat first. After you've picked up the car drop it asap and take care of the buzzards coming your way. If you do this you can complete the mission with 0$ repair costs
>>
>>163094476
Not on your fucking life you shitlord
>>
>>163094486
SHUT UP ROSS
>>
>>163095139
Tanks spawn after you take out soldiers around the cargobob, because it's too close to the base. And buzzards respawn.
>>
>>163094842
>finish the race instead doing the glitch to win all bet money instead

That tattoo unlock will be mine
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how do you do the 'At The Races' money glitch on PC? Do I just unplug my ethernet cable, or... ?
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>>163094272
Gotta find that less then 3.5 vram spot otherwise you are okay.
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>uploading 2 large pictures to imgur with my shitty upload
>they both go from 99% back to 2% for some reason
>is_this_real_life.jpg

I just want to be told to fuck off, that the collage is shit and that I should neck myself and then go download a movie and cry in a corner already!

>uploading this tiny gif in the meantime
>it also takes ages
>5 minutes later
>You mistyped the CAPTCHA
>>
>>163095656
I have some bad news for you
>>
>>163095656
You buy a ps4 and do it there.
>>
Is this the best place to enquire about hacked games to get loads of cash and RP quick? I played on console for so long don't want to grind all over again.
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>>163095461
Is that a Ruiner 2000?
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>>163095656
Fucking PC peasants.
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>>163095656
hahaha stay cucked PCuck
>>
Proper car destruction physics when?
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4c9_1482056233
Vid related
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>>163094842
>Nobody hosting ATR
>Have to risk my hide by hosting an obvious exploit race
>Rockstar probably already has some interns playing the game all day taking names of players joining and leaving this specific job

Nice glitch.
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>>163095861
nah lol
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>>163094463

Guess what? You're the shitter mate. Kill yourself.
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>slowly took all my cars and moved them to new CEO garage
>Decided to try in-house modshop
>Get my tropos carfu
>"Why this car when you can have anything?"
Option to kill your mechanic when
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>>163095779
yes, you're going to need one of these first
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>>163086246
how do you put hood up, i looked through all hoodies and they where all down...i need a hood up outfit :(
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>>163095656
Yesterday some dude confirmed you can do it you only have to block the UNP ports for 10 seconds and then open them again.
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>>163096038
Set your aim to assisted. I've gotten nearly only full lobies. 3/4 of all PS4 players are doing this. Rockstar isn't going to do a thing about it.

Quit being a little bitch.
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>>163096163
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74QWoeQS0WA&ab_channel=CarcerCityMadMan
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ok friends

how do i get into gtag
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>>163088691
Got one, love it, made mine full rude boy tho.
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>>163096163
You need to put on a forward cap
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>>163096230
First off
nice car
second off
post sc name plus platform here
make sure profile is public
next time read OP
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>>163095779
try asking here
http://www.unknowncheats.me/forum/grand-theft-auto-v/189023-gta-5-undetected-money-hack-1-36-a.html
just ask fast because R* updates races on monday and the answer might not work until also updated. also keep in mind that the answer works in invite-only sessions even when alone. also the answer is pretty much as safe as you can get. People only report that the answer is unsafe if the account is recent and somehow ends up with a lvl 9999 character
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>The most expensive office have one of the worst views BOTH from the main office and office garage.
>>
Can we put a Marshall in the new special vehicles garage?

Why can't we just store it? You can't even grief with it
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>>163095961
>>163095875
I thought the obese virgins with no friends who unironcally fight over platforms were contained in /v/eddit.
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>>163096357
lolpl007

i made it when i was 12

pc
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What's ATR?
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>>163096104
Got one, now what?
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>>163096582
hold the fuck up.
made what?
the car?
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>>163096582
Sent ;)
Also how the fuck did you make a social club when you were 12 and your oldest SC post is 3 years old
are you 15 years old or something?
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>>163096582
So last year then?
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>>163096710
Glitch.
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>>163096364
My account was made in 16/4/2015 and it also has two strikes, do you think i should try? a friend of mine did it and he said he had no problems but my two strikes put me in a really shit position.
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>>163096904
ding dong bannu
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>>163096780
>>163096795
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>>163095663
>tfw forced into Windows 8.1 as well

It was either that or Windows 10 though.
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>>163096904
Wow, a thin skinned shitter. You'll unfortunately fit right in.
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>>163096904
MODS MODS MODS
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What's the latest mask/helmet/hat combo glitch? I always liked these glitches the most but we haven't had any in a looooong time.
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>>163097053
>>163097084

it was a prank

bro
>>163097084
thank
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>>163096929
if you're asking about acquiring STUFF AT HIGH RATE, WITH MINIMAL EFFORT then that's the best thing I can reccomend. safety wise. you decide if its worth the risk though
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>>163096904
>Saying that you are 13
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>>163097320
im not
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>>163097309
I would play by the rules but no friends make it impossible for me to play stuff like CEO missions.
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tfw warehouse only displays 9 cars, any more will get tarpaulin treatment.
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>>163097613
They're all ugly anyway, The drapes are a godsend.
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>>163097592
if qt can do it then so can you
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Looks so damn good at night.

I wish the liveries were darker though.
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>>163090643
A tree
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>>163097672
Only if the carpet matches.
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>>163097717
BLUE NEON LIGHTS
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>>163097703
I've tried but from time to time i loose crates because i run out of time, and i would die if i need to move two vehicles in one sell round by myself.
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>>163097809
They're in though, it's just that the engine's off.
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>>163097613
Meanwhile CEO garage display 20 cars at once.
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>>163097717
Very nice.
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>>163097834
Do cars. You only steal one at a time and you can sell them one at a time.
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>>163098164
I wish i could but i don't have money for the garage.
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>>163095316
Oh, the one time I got that mission I only had to take care of the npc's directly around the cargobob. They spawn on lots of places around the map though, so I'd just get it from a different place instead next time
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>>163097726
Paul sure didn't miss though

Yeah I know he wasn't fucking driving
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>it's a bomb episode
also holy shit, why keanu won't fix his teeth
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Why is this still not in the game? Map is fucking boring without any interiors and zero activites besides stupid freemode events
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>>163098718
Because Rockstar only makes content that indirectly tries to push you into buying Shark Cards
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>Elegy Retro is sports class

Why is this allowed? It overtakes most in the sports category. It ought to be a super.
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>>163099087
Then it would be just like the RS and get shit on by every high end super car
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>>163099164
it has a lower top speed than all the other vehicles though
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They could make 20k enter fee or something. Would be great if they added cut Bahama Mamas club along with gta tbogt activites inside of it. Maybe it would help /gtg/ finally get laid, virtually and with npc but its something
>>
>>163099164
May as well move the Sultan RS to sports then. I mean come the fuck on Rockstar.

>DLC about imported tuner cars
>only 1 tuner sports car, a couple of super cars and like 3 meme cars

Why is this allowed?
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>>163048068

Don't need it, too busy spawning money on me.

Up to 215mil :^)
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>>163099410
more cars are coming
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big
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>>163099548
jesus christ fix your drivers
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>>163099423
enjoy the ban :^)
>>
wtf is wrong with your shadows
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>>163099610
>Oy vey! They're cheating again!
>E-enjoy your ban!
>(((We))) WILL get you THIS time!
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>>163099591
its windowed that may be causing issues

also i need to make gtag the primary group to join members right? sorry i have internet autism
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>Do ATR perfectly, bet $10,000 do the 10 second count & won immediately after going back to the game
>Check money back in freeroam
>Didn't earn anything
>Actually lost $500

Alright you guys got me good, I thought this meme would actually work.
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>>163099793
he's talking about the dots all over your face
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>>163099370
TBOGT was too lewd for today's standards
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>>163085168

>call muh boys on nessi all day
>call a mugger
>it rips him out of a helicopter and flies away
>the mugger has 100k of nessi cash on him
>rando is a jet kills the mugger

Haven't laughed so hard in ages.
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>>163099863
I've made over $5m so you're doing something wrong
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>>163099863

>consolecuck can't do a simple glitch on their system

No surprises here.
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>>163099917
Her face looks like Tony picked the wrong hole
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>>163099610

Never been banned, never will be banned. Honestly the fact that people get banned for this baffles me. Since launch I have given myself nearly a billion dollars in gta funbux and not once have I had it removed.

I'm untouchable.

>be literal who
>give cash to self in private lobby
>get all the good shit in the new update
>still have hundreds of millions to play with

Honestly fuck the system and fuck R*
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>>163100307
>Tony
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>>163099645
Muh PS2 nostalgia
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>>163100307
>Tony
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>>163091541
>rims
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>>163100476
>ps2
>1080p
Shut up Annie.
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>>163100432
Don't 4chan while drunk, kids
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>>163100476
What is the car that is supposed to be under the closest tarpaulin?
It's rear reminds me of a testarossa.
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>>163100628
Alright alright here, just for you.
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>>163099986
I don't know, I've followed everything to the T and still got nothing, is there specific host settings that need to be met for it to work? This shit isn't as easy as you guys make it sound, 90% of the lobbies I join the host starts it right away with only 4 other people and when I host people join then leave immediately before the player count can even build up because people have no patience in this game.
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>>163090643
>What am I missing?

Originality.
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>>163101183
You're doing something wrong then. It's easy.
>>
ok so a hacker just gave me money what do

invest in drugs or ceo offices
>>
bought offices
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>>163101875
M + Up + Up + Enter.
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>>163099952
>100k
things that never happened
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>>163100708
>>163100708
It's actually the Turismo R shape but there probably isn't actually a Turismo under there.
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>>163100656
>That's Gay Tony
>He picked the righ hole
:^)
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>>163102548
>this fucking modelling
It actually is the whole Turismo R covered but it has an extra set of wheels popping under. You can see the original car's wheels highlight on the fabric.
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>>163099952
you mean 10k
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>>163100359
>Since launch
what?
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>>163102663
No such thing as a ''wrong'' hole, just the wrong person
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Post car(s) you regret buying.
>thought it would have hyper edition acceleration
>it doesn't
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>>163103475
I don't regret anything because I'm litterally drowning in money
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>>163103475
>first was the omnis
>then the drift tampa
>now they had to ruin the comet retro
I FUCKING HATE UNREMOVABLE BODYKITS.
>>
>>163103475
The James Bond car
>Has machineguns
>Can't use them because replica
>>
Is there a way to stop or reset the auto-launch timer in a lobby as a host?
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>>163103702
>jb700 will never be remade with functioning guns and rockets
>we get a ruiner with guns instead

It's a good trade off.
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never knew how cool the PCJ 600 is.

Do any of the newer bikes even compare in terms of its rad looks?
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>>163103783
You can't stop it, goy
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>>163103964
reminds me of my old xjr 1300 but sounds nothing like it sadly, or i'd have one in my clubhouse NO DOUBT BRUV
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>>163103680
Drift Tampa with no bodykit is just a regular tampa dude.
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>>163093485

P O O P S T E A L E R
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For what purpose does the Elegy Retro Custom not have a door handle on the right door?

Rockstar, kys.
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>>163104590
track car design? only thing I can think of.
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>>163104590
being lazy
they'll patch it in a year like they did with one of the supers uneven grills
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>>163103475
Omnis is great though
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>>163047785
Rockstars Anti-Cheat for PC is shit.
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>>163104992
Which one was it?
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>>163103475
SOMEONE SAID IT'S ALL RIGHT
FASTER NOW, YOU KNOW I GOT NO BRAKES
NO BRAKES
NO BRAKES
NO BRAKES

Sometimes I miss it. I'd probably buy it again if it wasn't damn near 800K and my garages weren't so stuffed.
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How the fuck do you start a mission or job without the full player count?


I want to try Deadlines with two friends but it wants four to start.

I've seen plenty of people play the mode with less then four people, so there's gotta be a way.
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>>163105158
>i'd probably buy it again
same, when i kept remembering how bad the brakes were it was top of the list of shit to get rid of
>>
>>163105158
What's this off-road converted into muscle inspired by senpai?
>>
>>163105158
Yeah, I love the way this thing looks, but the brakes and cost make it not worth it.
>>
>>163105134
Zen iirc
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>>163105070
go on, drive it around cutting coroners for 8 hours straight and tell us what's best.

Broughy's probably already done it, but he's too much of a cunt to let us know now.
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>>163105372
it's ugly as fuck
>>
>>163105175
Anyone?
>>
So is GTAG glitching ATR together or are you doing it in the open with everyone else?

Yeah I got culled like a week ago.
>>
>>163105414
Give me a few minutes, I'll compare it with the other supercars.
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>>163105681
Whats ATR?
>>
>>163105070
What menu is that
>>
>>163105847

At the races. Everyone bets on themselves, and right when the countdown for the race starts, everyone strangles their network connection for 5-10 seconds and gets lodsemone
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Karin was the official meme car back in the day, but what's the current official meme mobile these days?
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>>163105952
>lodsemoney
Oh boy, sounds nice, I can definitely jump in, not now though since I'm already playing with my connections.
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>>163105971
Vacca, of course.
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>>163105847
poor man's TT

It literally is poor man's TT because console peasants cant afford a PC that can handle GTA5
>>
>listen to /gtag/ that new cars are shit
>decide I'll do the special missions anyway because doing them in the future will be a bitch
>vehicles are actually tons of fun
>Ruiner 2000 is my favorite
>only disadvantage it gets in freeroam is limited rockets which isn't the fun part anyway
>infinite jump and parachutes
>having a blast ever since I got it

Never ever listen to /gtag/.

Also, anyone think the special missions having a discount were designed so people felt obligated to play them, so they would then get a taste of the new stuff and be encouraged to buy it?
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>>163105971
The Kuruma ain't got shit on pic related, the OG of shitters back in the dedgeg era
>>
Hey /gtag/.

Is Kuruma a WRX or Lancer Evo?
>>
Anyone want to heist on pc?
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>>163106152
>anyone think the special missions having a discount were designed so people felt obligated to play them, so they would then get a taste of the new stuff and be encouraged to buy it?
that was mentioned about two threads ago, and I think we all agreed it's very much true.
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>>163106432
you mean the cuaumba?
>>
>>163106432
Mostly a Lancer Evo X
>>
>>163106432
it's a charger, just like the dominator
>>
>>163105870
Menyoo
>>163105414
Max speed:
Nero Custom 128 mph
Tempesta 122 mph
Penetrator: 120mph

For clarification:
T20 123mph
X80 128 mph

Basically...it's like a T20, just a bit faster. Handling is way better than X80, kinda on par with the T20.
>>
>>163105971
At release it was the Futo. Not sure what happened in between but around 2015 it was the Kalahari
>>
>>163105175
there are some deadline races that only require 2, just play those ones.
>>
>>163106293
Adder cancer was always fun to trick into destroying there cars.
>>
>>163106551
>Dominator
>Charger
Holy fuck are you retarded?
>>
>>163105414
Forgot to add.

Rocket Voltic: 105mph, with boost 145mph
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>>163106551
just like the sultan is a civic type-r
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>>163103475
Banshee 900r. It was on sale, but I quickly realized the customization was much less in depth than the Sultan RS
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Toyota AE86
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>>163049904
I want to be in
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>>163106556
Oh wow, menyoo is back. Are you even able to store that car?
>>
What what is the biggest possible payout for that car selling export/import?

And i bought a clubhouse near del perro. What is the most profitable product to buy?
>>
>>163106958
>no flip ups
a shit
>>
>>163105971
>>163106076
>>163106293
It'll be the Nero very soon. Get your asses ready for chrome and gold Neros.
>>
>>163106958
thats clearly a Civic you nignog
>>
>>163106097
>cant afford pc
PC for SP games, online games that have actual anticheat and pirating to test/try
PS4 for exclusive weeb games and any game I want to play that doesnt ban cheaters
XBONE got sold because I can play those games on windows now anyway
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>>163107101
>tfw never
>>
Do we have a release schedule yet for the unreleased cars?
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>>163103475
>Frankenstrange
>Roosevelt
>Verlier
>Stallion
>Banshee 900R
>Savage
>>
>>163107295
>can use car lights to flirt with chicks
what a time to be alive
>>
>>163106657
Hey, wanna play Destiny later?
>>
>>163107462
I just finished Rise and won't play until Destiny 2.
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>>163107462
>destiny
>when the division is free this weekend and on sale
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>>163107459
>>
>>163105158
>fell in love with the Declase Mamba because it looks like an old european race car
>undrivable because it's nonexistant brakes
I still have it and i love but, fuck it's like being on ice with rollerblades
>>
>>163103964
The Esskey has the same style but with much more customization.
>>
>>163107364
Is there any point to keeping an Elegy RH8 around?
>>
>>163107087
Yes. This was just a spawned one, so the normal "vehicle is too hot" appeared. There was a tunable tho (ENABLE_IE_NERO). It was set on off
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Looking into buying a helicopter.

Which is the nicest flying helo?

Frogger feels hella nice but the supervolito is only 200K more now with the discount
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>>163107631
you've got to be kidding me. that was smooth as fuck.
>>
Snow when?

Miata when?
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>>163107724
Buzzard is the one and only helo you need.
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>>163107087
Here's a pic.
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>>163107724
I bought buzzard with my TT cash, but thinking I might pick up the savage for when I co-op with a friend.

Buzzard seems the go-to if you play alone.
>>
>>163107724
buzzard is the first one you should get
moves nicely and has guns/missiles
volatus looks cute
>>
>>163107621
I've owned The Division since day one, I played it for the first month, then decided to pop on Destiny...I never had the urge to go back to The Division for some reason. It was fun..but something about it didn't give me a lasting appeal.

So what are the 10 new cars coming out?
>>
>>163107693
I actually like it. I should have put (Pic Unrelated)

I can't put down a laptime in it as consistently as the Jester race car, but it's still pretty good. Just a bit too twitchy for me in the corners.
>>163107724
The Buzzard is like a lotus Elise vs a bunch of different schoolbus models.
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>>163107094
Selling a top tier car makes you $80k after mods. Don't run drugs just fetch crates instead.
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Also: SNOOOOOOW
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>>163107827
Yeah, right girl.
It's the smallest and easiest to fly which is why it's gtag goto helo.

>>163107827
Frogger is one of the better choppers
Swift is the fastest, SuperVolito being a close second, but feels weird to drive
Almost all helos act different, but still Buzzard is go-to.

Also, it's street spawnable.
-neS
>>
>>163107946
gunner shoots rockets instead of the gun turret for some bullshit reason, savage is fuckin disappointing, might as well just stick with the buzzard.
Valkyre on the other hand...
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>>163107989
don't bother going back. in an effort to stop the bleeding, they made it possible to solo everything. takes a few hours to get nicely geared, then spend the next week or two picking up all the gear sets.
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did they unlock the 3rd, 4th and 5th character slots yet?
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>>163107946
don't buy a savage to play with a friend. guy in the passenger seat can do fuck all.

Valkyrie has OP passenger controlled board cannon, and is the one you should get for that.

Thank me by giving me some of them sweet TT haxbux
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>>163108139
It's go to because free spawns when ceo
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>>163108251
Passenger is helpful, the Savage carrys a shitload of momentum, so if you're drifitng via pitch or roll, you go to much and just fuckyourself, if you need to pitch a shitton to aim the NON MOVABLE TURRET then the missile on the shitter would work fine.
>>
I sure hope there are more 3 billion dollar bounties this year for Christmas. Year 1 GTAO was the shit, being a billionaire and gifting hundreds of millions to people was fun.
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>>163108185
>>163108251
don't have enough friends to take advantage of the valk, and I heard it handles like a fuckin' air bus. I was considering it, but I'd want at least two friends: one for the passenger and one of the side cannon.

I'm probably better off helping him raise enough money to buy his own buzzard, and we just fly around in our own separate chopppers.
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>>163108459
Reported. Devalues my shark cards
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>>163108230
I don't think they'll ever come
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>>163108465
Helicopter whore here
Get the Buzzard, will help you more than anything else.
Valkyrie is a second, bit bigger but it's still maneuverable and can go a decent speed, it's defense is the co-pilot shooting people before they can shoot you, pilot of course protects his crew.
Savage is a one-man helicopter, bonus points if you have two RPGs on the sides, it's big and handles like a flying boat, decent when it comes to dodging homo missiles and the likes, weakest HP of all choppers, Valkyrie being second weakest.
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>>163108447
also the Savage is made of paper
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YES

IT FINALLY SPAWNED

It's so beautiful.
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>>163108465
The side guns are rarely more useful than the main. Only if you want to avoid destroying a car/crate but still want to wack shit from the air.
Most of the time the big gun does everything and the sidecucks stay dry.
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>>163108626
>Devalues my shark cards
I wonder whos behind this kikery
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>Single crate worth 2k.
>Two crates worth 8k.
Why would you buy two? Do crates lose value over time? If you buy crates in bundles are they valued higher?
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>>163108659
thanks for the answer. i was too lazy to load the game up.
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I'm a modder in GTA Online. AMA if you want to.
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>>163083171
>play the whole heist
>at the last minute kill yourself
>tell him that's what 5% gets him
That's what I do when I've got a bitch host. Though if you just joined the finale and didn't do any setups don't expect more than 10-15%
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>>163108948
Do you spit or swallow?
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>>163108896
You can literally google this information.
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>>163108948
How can I fix my computer mouse? I don't want to buy a new one.
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>>163108896
Because going and getting crates 110 times takes longer than 55 times.
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>>163109006
Both
>>163109071
Get a new PC


And with AMA I mean...about GTA Online, cucs.
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>RDR is given an online similar to GTA:O
>vehicles are different horse breeds that are faster, with more stamina, or horse and buggy combo
>heist are literally robbing banks, raiding injun camps, and train stick ups.
>own land, homes, farms, ranches and other western theme properties
>free roam missions are shit related to robbing people, doing farm/ranch work, or chasing bounties
>gold is main currency
>yfw a million gold pieces for an armored clydesdales
>>
When gta6/gtao2 happens its going to be locked down and unmoddable. As in you cant have fun with singleplayer mods nor add new cars, cheaters will still be in.
Thanks shitheads for ruining it.
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>>163106958
>toyota
>when it's clearly a 2nd and 3rd gen Honda Civic/CRX hybrid
You disgust me.
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>>163109402
Ayy
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>>163109392
They would probably have to focus more on properties than cars for selling shekelcards.
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>>163108704
>>163108856
I can't pilot for shit. that's another reason I'm scared to get the valk. If i'm the one flying him around, I'll have to also protect him while he protects me.

guess I can practice with my buzzard for now.
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is comehomewithme a cute girl?
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>>163108896
Why would you bother with 1x or 2x crates indeed.

>To fill a large warehouse you need to do 37 3x crate collections.
>37 * 18 000 = 666 000
>2 220 000 - 666 000 = 1 464 000

>1 554 000 / 37 = 42 000

>$42k profit per run.


>To fill a large warehouse you need to do 55.5 2x crate collections.
>55.5 * 8 000 = 444 000
>2 220 000 - 444 000 = 1 776 000

>1 554 000 / 55.5 = 32 000

>$32k profit per run.


>To fill a large warehouse you need to do 111 1x crate collections.
>111 * 2 000 = 222 000
>2 220 000 - 222 000 = 1 998 000

>1 998 000 / 111 = 18 000

>$18k profit per run.

Well that was hard.
>>
Nullphaggot, you bump into my car one more time and I will hunt you across the entire map when you're doing sales. Got it?
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>>163109539
one more reason to get the valk, you can stay at a safe distance while the gunner wrecks everything.
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>>163109628
Fuck u faggot, I was in my session for the past 7 hours.
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>>163109713
Kill yourself you mentally ill faggot.
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>>163109392
500k gold for horse armor

I honestly think J* is going to do this
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>>163109713
you're an ugly piece of shit. correct yourself.
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>>163109713
bryce did ghosttruck
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>>163109539
Just learn, pretty sure everyone bitches about me and helicopters (Nessi!) but it's easy to get with it.
Practice your pitching, rolling and yawing.

Remenber, that the valkyrie can stay outside the range of every weapon except RPGs/snipers like >>163109689 said.

>>163109628
Do it and I'll mess with you, alright?

>>163109402
>gta6
>unmoddable
>pc
pic related
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>>163109628
What's so bad about bumping into someone else's car
>>
>>163109786
>>163109832
Say that to my face online fag, or hide behind your anonymity like the little sheep you are
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>>163108039
I am kinda bored with crates already. And i heared you can earn that money kind of passive. Wanted to buy just one business like weed or which one the most profitable is.
What about selling cars with friends? How much is possible to get with 4 sold cars and how much do the friends get from that?
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>>163109908
>playing in a session with you ever
Yeah, no. If I ever am unfortunate enough to join someone that is with your retarded ass in the same session I leave immediately.

Why are you and crime allowed back in the crew, by the way? Who allowed you back in, exactly?
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>>163109713
Ord chinese rady
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>tfw you can finally buy all the good looking 6-car garages without having to sacrafice any garage space thanks to the office garages
feels good man
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>>163109868
>Practice your pitching, rolling and yawing.
will do. already do a lot of that shit in rocket league, so it shouldn't be too hard to master.
>>
>>163110098
>tfw 136 different vehicles to choose from in the heists now
I'm not sure whether 5 minutes is enough.
>>
>>163110215
Bicycles show up in that list too, and I have no idea why.
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>>163110348
That's why 136 instead of 130. 6 * 10 car garages + 10 bike mansex garage + 6 bikes on the wall + 3 * 20 office garages
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we'll be at bump limit soon. please don't make next thread with some lame ass, dark as fuck image again.

thank you, and god bless.
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>>163110471
How many bicycles can each 10-car garage hold? I only have one in each.
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>>163110539
next BREAD
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>>163110539
What's with the bulges?
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>>163110098
>mfw I own house all around the map now
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>>163108626
Lol, I remember doing the math back did and I had over 20 thousand dollars worth of money. I wasn't doing the glitching, they would just appear and be the biggest shitfest ever.

I killed a bounty on a guy at a clothing store, he must have no idea he had 3bill+ on him and I was right down the street.
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>>163110719
the vulva puffs out after a good workout.
>>
So how do office garages work? I thought you could buy 3 office garage and have the 5 normal garages but some people are saying only a max of 130 cars? Waits the deal here?
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>>163110917
That's disappointing.
>>
>>163109868
Fuck off Nessi, we get it already. You like to be a beta orbiter around the "ladies" of gtag
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>>163110979
6 ten car garages
1 bike club
60 car office garage
130 vehicles
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>>163110979
Well how many vehicles can (You) fit into 6 properties, 1 biker clubhouse and a 60 car garage, genius?
>>
I hate this domino effect where one guy leaves and everyone quickly follows.
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>>163110917
women are gross
>>
>>163111167
So what do the multiple office garages do? Is it 3 60 car garages, or 3 20 car garages?
>>
what to buy, penthouse or stilt house
>>
>>163109392
please no

I've been going back to RDR to get the multiplayer trophies and it's actually fun unlike GTA
>>
>>163111335
Both are huge money sinks but for aesthetics I went with a stilt house
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>>163111082
Shut up, I'm bored and not allowed to attack gtag at all, that at least gives me an excuse, faggot.
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>>163111082
a brief history of edgy internet insults

>early net
fag, homo
>mid 2000s
>faggot, beta
>2010
autistic, nigger
>2015
cuck, nigger
>2017
nigger, orbiter
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>>163111273
Are you this stupid? It clearly said in all of the announcements that you can buy three 20 car multi-story garages.
>>
>>163111405
It's no wonder nobody likes you anymore.
>>
>>163103475
>Sultan RS
>Tampa
>Drift Tampa
>Banshee 900r
>Trophy Truck
I already sold 3 of them today
>>
>>163109950
CEO gets all the profit from sales. If an associate delivers a car they get a wage bonus ($5000-$10000).
>>
>>163111501
It's no wonder you come to shitpost on a general.
>>
using a mod menu, fuk u jews
>>
>>163111447
He follows and attempts to white Knight for female players. How is he not an orbiter?
>>
>>163111574
I'll add that selling a collection gives the bonus to everyone. The highest I've seen is $50,000, which is nice to share with three others.
>>
>>163111698
How do I know a vehicle is part of a collection?
I've stolen like 20 cars and I never noticed anything like that.
>>
>>163097073
ayo bb i just wanna let you know you're gonna get a lot of hurtful comments and see a lot of disgusting trannies in this clan
but listen to me when i say none of that shit can affect you, dont let it affect you
>mfw thinking of u hurtin'
>>
>>163111803
There's a second page when you're looking at the warehouse laptop. I sort it by completion, with the most complete at the top. I don't think there's a way to see if a car's in a collection without checking that list. There really should be a little indicator on the main page.
>>
>>163107861
If you enable that, it works?
I haven't used menyoo since they "retired" it
>>
>>163111803
You check the collections instead of all the exports, it's on the warehouse laptop.
>>
Just for shits, anyone know what vehicle is going to be released Tuesday? I really want my super miata.
>>
>>163111908
>>163111960
Are they pre-made set collections or does the game randomly pick 4 vehicles together?

I would check for myself but I can't play right now.
>>
>>163100359
What menu you using boy, I've dropped money on me with menyoo and got banned for a month
>>
>>163111934
Dunno, haven't tried. Some say it's risky so I didn't do it
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>>163107261
>console for MP games
>you need to pay an additional fee to play online
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>>163112410
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>>163112493
Thanks.
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>>163111934
P.S. It's not retied anymore, Maf released it "again" on the 16th.
>>
>>163112410
I don't know how many collections there are in total, but you have a list of ten or so for yourself. I wouldn't doubt that every vehicle is part of some collection, just not the ones you have.

Anyone have that webm of the modded sled with reindeer? I know I saved it, but I can't find it.
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>Full ATR lobby
>50k payout

What's with this influx of people not betting?
>>
>people buying the trophy truck instead of the desert raid

Top zoz
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reminder to fill your vehicle warehouse with non-supers so all missions that spawn afterward will be nothing but supers thus making you more money
>>
requested to join the crew, name terra121 on PC
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>>163112618
Yeah, I left that website since authority was useless, is there any """safe""" money options on that menu. Like ped drop
>>
>>163112695
>not having a stripped down trophy truck
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>>163112820
Do NOT respond to me
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>>163112820
That's a really nice color for it. I should buy one soon, now that I have way too much empty garage space.
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>>163112658
>at the betting screen
>5 seconds left
>odds are 31/1
>"Yes, yes, YE..."
>odds go down to 16/1
Or
>someone also bets on you
Or
>half the lobby forgets to bet
>odds are less than 10/1
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>>163112886
What
>>163112910
I keep alternating between that and matte black, but there I remove the rest of the panels by driving into stuff so it's completely stripped down
>>
>>163112756
No but Fleeca Heist 50%. 15m $
>>
>>163113113
Huh, that thing is back? Thought they fixed that
>>
>>163112658
tfw nobody I play with even knows about the glitch

they actually WANT to race for the sake of racing
>>
>>163113040
Oh I get it now, people are intentionally betting on each other to screw over their payout. It's why when I host full lobbies putting attention to my name I make under 100k because people are cunts.
>>
>>163113338
Didn't try it but a few users are saying it works (on the Menyoo forum)
>>
>>163113482
Yeah, that used to be the best money method, so good. I wonder if I should download it again just for that
>>
are hackers a thing again? Some guy is dropping 2k bags
>>
>>163112484
>He cant afford $60 a year for online experience free from cheating russians
And you call other people poorfags
>>
>>163112742
Gotcha
>>
New bread
>>163113678
>>163113678
>>163113678
>>
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>>163103475
I sold my fucking Comet to make room for it.
>>
>>163107724
volatus- best top speed of those you can spawn in ceo menu- hard to land
supervolito- feels floaty as all hell, hard to land, 2nd fastest of ceo menu choppers, most thrust to weight
buzzard- most nimble and has weapons, but weak rotors- very slow compared to the others and low durability with quickly failing motor

frogger- very balanced chopper. Froggers usually win helicopter races. Good top speed, quite nimble and high thrust means it can change direction and accelerate faster than the swift can. Cant spawn it with the ceo menu though
>>
>>163090554
How far north, Yorkshireman here, when are they patching in RL snow?
>>
>>163069281

But that isn't fucking true, I have a 970 and it renders shadows fine.
>>
>>163111471
ohhhh, thanks man
>>
>>163109545
i'll answer if you tell me who is asking :3
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