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Time Cutie Edition

>What's new?
Two new heroes, Varian and Ragnaros announced at Blizzcon, along with a new brawl map and a couple of new skins.
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20327398/new-things-announced-at-blizzcon-2016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4900jOY8cCM

>Which heroes should I buy?
Play all the heroes on free rotation and see who you like. Don't buy heroes just to get into ranked. It's not worth it.

>Where do I find you Odin-without-Master-Assassin-talenting faggots?
/join /vg/

>Current weekly brawl:
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20401307/heroes-brawl-of-the-week-the-mines-reopen-december-16-2016-12-15-2016

>Latest patch notes:
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20405715/heroes-of-the-storm-patch-notes-december-14-2016-12-14-2016

>Official site, general news:
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en
http://www.heroesnexus.com

>Hero rankings, various statistics, talent calculator:
http://www.hotslogs.com/Default
http://www.heroesfire.com/hots/talent-calculator

>For new players:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPk004vsjuE

>Tips and other useful resources:
http://heroesofthestorm.github.io/tips

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>playing some hots with WoW guild leader and vice lead after raids
>they're not particularly good and one them has only plays three heroes and gets tilted easily
>mfw I try to tell them how not to suck in the kindest way because I dont wanna be that guy

you know that guy, the one whos good at the game and cant help but constantly tell everyone what to do like an armchair general
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>>163130667
gr8 op image
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Something that's been bugging me for a while

Whenever I close the client it just crashes and I have to kill it in task manager. Is this a common thing or just the game deciding to screw with me?
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>>163130890

Just nudge them in the right direction. This game isn't actually all that easy for migrating noobies. There's a lot to know and learn, so getting better will take a good bit of time especially if they didn't come over from another MOBA and have no idea how to do anything.
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>>163130890
That was the main reason I made a smurf, to play with my wow friends. Then I really just don't care
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Nerf this fucking hero
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the other thread hasn't even reached 750 posts yet you fucking dumbasses
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>>163130914

this game's client is absolute dogshit, it's not just you
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>barely have 1k games played
>constantly matched with people that have over 2.5k games

Is this game really so dead that I will be oomed to play with these low lifes forever?
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>>163133095
games played means nothing
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>>163133228

Well obviously, but playing the game more, and one hero over 300+ times, should mean you know a little more about shit that the 1k nigger who's most played hero is 50 games.
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>>163130667
are we too busy with bronzes complaining about ragnaros to notice chromie is an overpowered piece of shit now?
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>>163133554
No she's not.

Naz however is really fucking silly, spiders do way too much damage for how easy they are to hit.
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>>163133709
Naz was fucking trash before and his spiders were really difficult to hit. He's still weaker than he was right after the rework, but he's fine now.
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>>163134282
>be BW
>get hit by spiders
>lose 50% hp

not ok
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>using any icon other than the Alpha Player Portrain

you WERE playing this game during closed alpha, right?
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is there anything more awkward than going core after enemy team wipe but realising your team hearthed back?
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>>163135389
No, it was fucking awful back then.
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>>163135389
>not scrub minion knight
bronze detected, its the one and only one you should be using.
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>>163135576

>"rush bot"
>"yeah good idea"
>only you go
>niggers that responded go to the objective instead

every time
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>>163135389
I use the wonder billie portrait
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DELETE
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>rehgar is the most offensive support!!!

>kharazim exists
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>>163130667
How much i hate her.
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>>163137008
Unless Kharazim gets Iron Fists, Rehgar is still the most offensive support
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>>163137126

I wouldn't fuck a gnome, and I wouldn't fuck a goblin, but I'd fuck fel queen chromie

that's normal, right
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>It's a "Muradin Doesn't Bother To Threaten The Tracer Running Curcles Around And Fucking Our Nazeebo And Instead Opts To Chase After Varian" episode.

The little bitch straight up said "lol protect him from tracer as muradin? ok" when I called him out on it.
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Reminder that Heroic Difficulty is Rag's best level 20 talent and two lava wave charges is not nearly as good.
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>lol why the fuck you pick stitches???
>Mfw I hook the guy that said it over a wall to safety while he was about to get FELOMELORN'd
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>>163140484
Agreed.
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Why the fuck would anyone ever go Lava Wave? Sulfuras is fucking amazing. Great teamfight potential and really ups kill potential in Molten Core.
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>>163141893
Lava Wave gives him the ability to proxy lanes and defend shit without being there; it's what gives him his defensive prowess. Also it's extremely difficult to dodge if you're pushing a keep because you need to get out of the way IMMEDIATELY as soon as you hear the audio cue.

Sulfuras Smash is still good though; I expect it to see more use once Lava Wave either gets nerfed or people actually start dodging it.
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>>163137164

>Wouldn't fuck a gnome or a goblin
>that's normal, right

No, it isn't.
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>>163140484
I feel the two wave charges is only worth it on Warhead Junction and Blackheart's, otherwise Heroic Difficulty is definitely best.
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meh
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please nerf Ragnaros already
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How come people in ASSFAG games only ask for nerfs and not buffs?
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>Finally playing more Samuro.
>Actually really enjoying his hit and run gameplay.

I just feel bad whenever I bait someone into diving with me because he thinks I'm hard engaging and not just poking at people.
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>>163135389
>not pleb minion

lmao playing this game in alpha/beta when it was even fucking worse
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>>163150002
When a character is weak it only affects the people that play that character.

When a character is strong it affects everybody since they have to play against them.
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>you will NEVER be this dedicated

The poor guy's history is all Gazlowe. And msotly losses. Fuck Blizzard for not giving him love.
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>>163130667
>play Muradin
>jump at enemy Chromie
>throw hammer
>dumb gnome panics
>entire team blows her up
My favorite feeling. Muradin is amazing.
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>>163151329
>Gnome in range of dwarf
>no stasis trap allowing her to escape for free
???
Is she on free rotation?
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>>163151329

sounds like she outplayed herself there

or didn't play at all
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>It's a "Bunch of Solo QM Players Against An Organized 5 Stack" episode. Three in a row in fact. Not fucking kidding.

Because it's so fucking hard to make these fucking people play each other, and not a bunch of solo queuers with no voice comm, and who did not plan their entire comp.
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>>163152958
>Huuuuuuuurrr QM matchmaking is durrrrrrr
>Look at me being a baka complaining about fucking quickmeme
Have a (you), don't spend it all at once!
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>>163151208
His talent choices are a bit hit/miss. But at least he takes Robo ~50% of the time.
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Zarya fuckin chromies pooper.
An illustration by BigDingo for ipwnlocks
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>>163153287
more like SmallDingo
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>>163152958
5 stack means very little in this game.
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>>163153206
Oh excuse me for pointing out a glaring loophole/flaw within their matchmaking that contradicts the mode itself.
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>>163154138
relative to what

because you can't lose lane to the point of uselessness in hots
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>>163154150
The only thing you're contradicting is yourself by trying to tell me the mode that prioritizes speed above all should introduce additional filters because some baby can't handle the boo boo stacks. QM is for memes and people with ADHD, if you play it for another reason you're just straight up retarded.
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>>163153529
No. Its
B I G
DINGO
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>>163153287
saved your pic extremely large penis dingo
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lil yung dingo reporting in
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page 10 so here's the stupid diablo webm I posted just before the last thread died.
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>>163135389
>not using the "get to level 40 during the alpha" icon
maximum pleb
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I don't care if anything else gets nerfed, I want Molten Core to stay the same. Feels so good to use.
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>>163156141
I strongly dislike you
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>>163159570
Molten Core isen't OP.

Ragnaros dmg output in general is slightly too high, coupled with retards that prometheus run away from lava wave and his W. You got the recipe for a high winrate the first 2 weeks.

I think Ragnaros first talent quest that buffs his W, is slightly too good, but thats all really.
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>>163160443
>someone else on /hotsg/ that isn't retarded about Rag'
Wot da zogg?
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>>163160443
I honestly think the damage on Meteor is getting nerfed, as well as one or two of it's talents. It's weird because the damage on it MAY be too high, but at the same time, everyone fuckig Prometheus runs it, just like his wave.

Ragnaros' win rate overall is very weird because technically a lot of what he does is entirely avoidable or flat out dealt with rather easily.
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>>163160686
He simply high-lights who is retarded. It doesn't help that he's b& majority of the time so people don't get to practice playing with/against a new hero.

He's very-overated, heavily due to the fact that people just do not have experience and understanding about him.

>inb4 found the ragnaros player!
0 games in live. Played in PTR though. Plus I'm not retarded (I hope)
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>>163160686
Thank god it's Christmas. Atleast two more weeks people can learn to play against the Rag before Blizz kneejerk nerfs him.

The only thing that needs a nerf is lava wave: It's not ok that it deals nigh unavoidable 1k dps damage if you're fighting within the enemy base. In the lane you have time to react, but if you try to backdoor or are all packed up in one angle against the core, it's instant fucking game over. Give it some minor windup, i.e. like 50% until after it leaves their base's gates.
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>>163160686
Ragnaros winrate is a testament to how many retards there are in masters and diamond. His winrate goes up as you progress league rank.
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Which one of you is this.
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>>163162352
I think I played with that guy. Is he silver?

Are YOU silver?
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>>163162654
Are you silver?
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>>163162734
>>163162654
I am not any of these guys, but I am bronze
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>>163162654
No, this was QM. He's unranked I think.
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>>163162734
Yes, hence the question.

>>163162914
My sincerest condolences. My games are pretty horrible already. Don't want to see that kind of hell.
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>>163134423
>get hit by spiders
did you consider not getting hit by spiders
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was diamond last season lose 6 placement games mostly due to bad drafts with morons.

Get really bad games afterwards at plat 5 get demoted to gold 1.
Every single game is like a fucking coin toss where i wind up with a team of retards who should be in silver or bronze and have games that are largely coin tosses in which team has the bigger idiots who can throw the hardest or draft worse teams with no synergy.
A huge problem with the gold fucking meta is the skill level is all over the fucking place resulting in people picking meta heroes and losing because they dont know basic fundamentals of game play.

I've found so far the only hero that will carry me is fucking malf
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>>163163931
If you cant win against gold players, then you don't deserve to be Diamond. End of fucking story.

I was silver/gold for season 1 and 2. I was constantly mocked in every conversation about the game for being silver/gold. Even though i knew i was better than them, and could prove it if i had the chance to.

I really hope a shit ton of master/diamond-shitters was tossed into silver/gold, where they belong.

Now i'm plat, and still climbing slowly. My team-mates are still fucking retarded, but you can learn how to play around that if you're good enough, and climb slowly.

As long as people with below 500 are tossed all the way up to Diamond 3. Then Diamond 3 is worth as much as Bronze 5.

MMR should be reset every season. Period. The only people that say otherwise, are fucking master/diamond-shitters that know they are bad and couldn't win a single game with bronze-shitters.

But i'll give you a nice tip to get out of silver and gold.

Play Gazlowe with Robo-goblin/slow-turret. He absolutely wrecks uncoordianted teams, as they aren't fast enough to stop your pushing, and the slow turrets get completely ignored, providing a nice escape for your retard team, and making disengaging impossible for the enemy team.

It works all the way to plat, then the players become sligthly better, and Gazlowe becomes as useless as he was before.
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>>163160443
yeah but explain what happens when you push their core and their ragnaros spawns
it's a pentakill 5v1 without even having to fight
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>>163140250
How the fuck are you supposed to stop Tracer as Muradin? Swing your hammer angrily after you miss your stun because of her teleports?
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>>163165532
>Jump stun, hammer, rewind into hammer and jump again, then haymaker to finish her off

EZPZ
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So I don't want this to come off as bait- but how dead is this game? i played my matches get my Genji skin in Overwatch and all everyone talked about was how doing that was a desperate move to try and get more players.

Also- is there any way to purchase upgrades/skills without clicking? In League you can just hit Ctrl and press the key that the skill is assigned to when you level. It's the one thing I miss from League.
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>>163166004
Ctrl+#. League noob.
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>>163166046
Oh well that seems... fairly unintuitive instead of just mapping it to the key you actually hit. But that works either way, thanks anon.
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>>163166145
Some skills have multiple talents in the same tier. Some talents are passive or new skills.
>league noob logic
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>>163166004
8% of the moba market, if I remember the graph right. Third biggest slice of the pie.
LoL hitting some 60-70ish
Dota at 15-25
The rest was all smaller shit.

No guarantee's on the exact numbers though.

So it's not dead at all.

Also, Crtl + number will do that, no idea what the problem is.
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>>163165532
Just jump on her and Thunderclap. Slow that bitch down, that's all you need to do.
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>>163166004
Alt + ability will target yourself.
Enable quickcast for almost all abilities, thank me later.
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>they nerfed Li-Ming by breaking everyone else
What the fuck.
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>Cyrus the Memest rexxar player alive is on Marche's stream
>Marche complains of D3 plebs and quality of games
>Cyrus is D3
t.senjinn
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>>163135389
one and only
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>>163165246
You move to the other side of the core then...
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>every fucking quick play game is 30 minutes+ since they added Rag
JUST
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>>163167736
No you don't. You just focus the fucking guy. He has an insanely small health pool.

How can people fuck up this bad, like literally just fucking kill the guy? He's huge, stationary and has almost no health that is slightly dropping by the second.
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>>163130914
yeah it always crashes when i click the "exit game" button.
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>>163130914
It's a trick, that a lot of Game Dev companies have started to implement into their games. CA also does it with all of their Total War games. Its to satisfy investors, so some smart guy at a powerpoint pres can say "Look at our games, people still play them for hours, even though they got fucking mad at us for ripping them off, hire us."

Go to Steam, and see how many people are playing old Total War titles. There are properly thousands of people out there whom don't shut off their computers, and let them stay on, that have been "playing" Total War for days.
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>>163131535
Game length: 33:36

Your team mates are absolutely shit with those numbers. There are plenty of pro players that can rake in 120k in damage in 20 minute games with heroes like Lunara and Jaina.
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>>163168482
Talking about Lava Wave.
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Tutorial on how to lose 200 mmr:

Chain queu HL during weekends

>tfw just fuck my shit up senpai
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>>163165246
so he alone is a raid boss?
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>>163165246
>5v1

You know if you know rag's about to spawn, why the fuck would you clump together?

If you are at the core the lava wave spawns a coule feet from the core so if you arehugging core you should be fine

IF you are on the last fort and rag spawns pay attention maybe? and know when to step back and come back in.

Honestly Everytime I use meme wave i feel like I should have gotten hammer instead. And if anything i think hammer ult should get a slight buff for outside damage cause it hits like wet paper unless people get hit at the center

aside from the other stuff that other anons already said, I think meteor shower from molten core do need a slight nerf to keep in line with the rune. the rune does an ok damage but meteor hits like a japanese truck
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>>163130890
well senpai that's how you get your brownie points and move up the chain of command in the guild so you can run away with all the monies in the end
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Ever been in multiple games with the same guy that doesn't talk outside of pick/ban phase?

Guy was a decent player, but I don't think I've seen him say a word for 5 games.
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>>163170568
Yeah I feel as if Sulf' Smash should be 50/100 not 33/100.
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>>163171325
That can be artanged, let me make a suggestion in the forum to nerf the center damage. It's just too much in combination with MC, oneshotting me as Chromie is just toxic. Nerfing the damage by 33% will do the trick.
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>>163171589
Normally I'd think this jest, but these days you may never know.
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>>163171652
I paid for Chromie with real money you jobless leech of society. I'm entitled to be able to use my Bye Bye to deal with my counters. Taking all control away from me because I cannot possibly react in time is not acceptable.
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SSmash does ~45% of Chromie's health if it hits in the center.
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>>163171905
Explosive Rune and Smash follow up on the stun, and 50% more damage from MC makes Ssmash deal way more than that.
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>>163170568
not everybody hugs the core

The point is
>b-but you can dodge stuff

You can dodge li-ming, cromie and kael too, but getting hit by them doesnt just kill you unless it's the full combo, let alone the whole team

His R instead not only endangers the whole team with a fuckton of damage, but sweeps the lane too
2 charges. And lower cooldowns. And the more you are pushing the faster it gets to you
It just turns things around

Also, did you just pay the pirate or captured the shrine? too bad, he can get in the fort and block half the damage

He just fucks with the game too much. Winning is decided by who has ragnaros, or the best of the 2 ragnaroses.
I hope they nerf it fast
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>>163172375
Lwave only 1-shots minions. Does next to nothing against mercs and does absolutely nothing to structures.

Azmo's dunk can easily 1 shot minions but no one cares.
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>>163172427
Lava Wave actually does nothing to structures. It does 0 damage to them.
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>>163173006
I think that's what they just said, anon.
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i can't see ragnaros not receive a massive nerf to his lava wave cooldown
they'll probably want to keep its functionality as a lane wipe as intact as possible
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>>163172375
1 shots heroes too, that's the problem
also azmo's Q + farmed talent + ult clears a minion wave

his R alone cleans the entire lane from everything
>but structures
poor raggy, i know
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>>163173193
>>163172427
fuck wrong quote
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>>163173193
>>163173262
No it doesn't.
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>>163173305
k
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>>163150217
> tfw samuro-hating faggots will never know the feeling of getting a doublekill under a keep then instantly escaping to an entirely different lane

Samuro is best orc
but don't tell gul'dank I said that
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>>163173193
LOL it never 1 shots heroes, it hits like shit if all the enemy is @ full health. you really only use lava wave to clean up tards who dont know when to back.

and in majority of the maps TFs doesnt happen in lanes.

>>163172375
also
>taking 2 lava waves
Lel

I was able to play a couple games with rag in HL. Competent people WILL dodge lava wave. And majority of the TFs didnt even happen in lane, so having taken lava wave, i was pretty much useless. I have to keep reminding the team to fight in lane or under a broken fort. I was able to get a probably around 5 kills total with lava wave and the kills were just people disengaging from the fight.
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>>163174402
No one is complaining about the wave in the lane. It's right at the core where to problem lies: it deals huge damage immediately and you cannot flee without taking even more damage. Unless you have all three keeps down, the simple threat of an inbase lava wave wiping your team stalls the fuck out of the game. And that's not accounting for the rest of the team doing their own thing to defend. You cannot backdoor at all unless he's dead.

He's so absurdely defensive while at the same time brutally offensive, a perfect allrounder so to say.

Now don't misunderstand me. I don't want him gutted, I just want his LW to deal reduced damage in his own base. Ramp up from 20% to full right after leaving the first gate is fine.
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>>163174402
>it hits like shit if all the enemy is @ full health
it doesn't one shot but it does half of arthas' health, you can test it out in try mode. It will do 75% of most non-tanks as well
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>get hit by one of THE most telegraphed, largest, loudest, slowest and overall most obvious ability in the game
>doesn't think you should get punished
hotsbabs.
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>>163174957
fair enough but claiming a 1v5 when rag spawns and rag winning is bit too much. I;ve done that a couple of times and we still lost

>>163175425
I;ve literally done a lava wave in a sad attempt to try to slow the enemy down where team was full health and coming to our inner forts and it did nothing

and yes it will do 75% of non tanks IF they stand on it for the full duration in which case they deserve to die
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>>163175758
>at core it spawns instantly and you can't avoid it
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>>163176035
Play around it.
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>>163176034
>I;ve literally done a lava wave in a sad attempt to try to slow the enemy down where team was full health and coming to our inner forts and it did nothing
I don't know what to tell you, but it does a lot of damage. I've literally wiped out teams with that ultimate
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AMANI WARBEAR WHEN?
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>>163176238
at full health?

I have done that too but because the other team didint know when to disengage
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>>163175758
>faaqq reeding compreyhenshion XDdd
No one is talking about the lane. That's fine. No windup in base is not.
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>>163176338
Try not standing infront of a lane from the core. It doesn't have 360 degrees available, retard.
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>>163176338
>take double lava wave at 20 because they're about to push our core with punisher
>save both charges
>as soon as they push in fort I throw both out
Manage to hit 4 of them
>2 kills
>we still lose
Wow so op, definitely wins games by itself
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>>163176308
Mostly full health, also it's great if they are fighting in lane it will split them even if you get touched by it you are taking like 700 damage in a second
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>guy called Tyrande23 on the enemy team
>most of his games are as Tyrande
>ban Tyrande
>he queue dodges
must be hard living with autism
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>>163177178
he didn't pick heroic difficulty
kys
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>>163177508
I tried to name one of my smurf account Tyrande but that is a reserved Blizzard name, same with Maiev. You can name you bnet Jaina and Thrall though
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>>163177597
>lava wave does 150% but you have to run through the enemy team to get to keep
>two lava waves and you're free to position yourself for picks and grab keep after enemy team is in disarray
I understand that you're having fun trying to meme, but at least apply yourself.
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>>163177508
good one anon
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>>163177658
Yep. Friend has a smurf named Thrall.

I've seen a bunch of other names too like Dehaka, Brightwing and Abathur. Coincidentally (!) everyone I've seen that has a character as their main name is a genuine sperg that's also shit at the game.
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I just got into ranked again, after only playing ranked pre-season and I have a couple questions

1. why do people insist on playing butcher and suicide diving ?

2. I often play malf/lili support and when I do I go full support but often when I play against a malf he goes treant/twilight dream, what gives ?
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>>163178386
treant is absolute garbage, anyone that hasn't figured that out after picking it once is a bronzie

twilight dream is generally the better heroic now, it's highly disruptive, has good range and good damage. Tranquility simply heals too slowly in today's meta, when even a sustained dmg dealer like Valla damages through it like it's nothing.
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>>163178550
thanks, I'll try out a couple games with TD
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Does Raynor still have the stealth buff between his AA and Hyperion?
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>>163178719

I think it's still in the game.
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In development this week with war bear and Zul'jin

Screencap this
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troll sluts fucking when
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>>163179069
We won't see an in-dev until after blizzard gets back from vacation with will be in mid january
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should I buy Ragnaros or should I keep my gold for the next meme hero ?

I'm not fond of melee characters but most heroes added by blizzard are melee.

Also Leoric and Rexxar reworks when ?
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>>163179197
>he thinks they will go on vacation before creating some hype
kek get your shit together
tomorrow is a fine day for annoucements
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>die because auriel is so far up my anal cavity she bodyblocks me into the enemy team
I don't think any cause of death in this game is more infuriating than getting bodyblocked by a teammate. Fucking christ, it's not like Auriel is even melee.
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>>163179197
maybe
but I don't think they'll leave us with no hero to wait for for the rest of the year
it would REALLY stupid
but it wouldnt be the first time they surprise me in a bad way
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>abathur players
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>>163179421
I want to impregnate Auriel!
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>>163179421
>teamfight around the captain in BHB with Azmodan on your side

50% chance his massive hitbox will result in your death
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>>163179386
Yeah they did last year, the only thing we were looking forward to was Greymane and that was announced at blizzcon.

>>163179431
We really had no news last year from blizzcon to late January when they tweeted out some voice lines of li-ming and xul. Their website wasn't even updated with news for like a month
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Why do most Ragnaros players suck?
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>>163179721
>We really had no news last year from blizzcon to late January
yeah but, as you said, we knew greymane was coming.
also both cho gall and the arena soaked a lot of hype so we HAD something to keep us busy/waiting
now whe have nothing but that cringey "didn't you see that amani war bear lol! epic for the win!"

once again, this doesnt prove anything, they CAN leave us without anything or just with a lame "yeah, zuljin is confirmed" image/video-less twitter
guess we will see in a day or two
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>>163179820
How can you suck with an easy and overpowered character?
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>>163179820
>Why do most players suck?
ftfy
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>>163180112
idk but for like 5 games in a row every Ragnaros player was a mong.
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>>163179609
>Azmodan on BHB
>Azmodan actually showing up to a teamfight
What?
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MAIEV FUCKING WHEN
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>>163180759
I just had a match with a really good Azmodan on BHB and I died as Malf because he body blocked me
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>>163180930
I repeat, what?
What kind of shitter Azmodan doesn't push a lane to the limit during a teamfight while just lobbing orbs?
Why AZMODAN in a map that heavily favors camps and teamfights over actual laning?
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>>163181136
because he had like 12 coins and was paying
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>>163181183
I do not comprehend. Please spell it out for me.
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>>163181259
Azmodan had lot of coins from camps, so he went to pay coins to boom boom enemy, but enemy come because they no like boom boom then two team fights to win the boom boom.
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>>163181259

We're using text, he's already spelling it out for you
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>>163181361
But why did you let yourself get bodyblocked by Azmodan? There's enough space to maneuver. Why was he so far in the "front" to bodyblock you when he can stand half a mile away.
Why did Azmodan have lots of coins when he's not that good at clearing camps? There's other's better suited for quickly getting those.
This doesn't make sense, you're not making sense.
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>>163181570
if you kill enemy, enemy drops coin
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>>163181664
nevermind the obvious autist anon
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>>163181664
Not all enemies, only if they have coins, why did they have coins? Did you not put on enough pressure? Did you not regularly check their camps? What were the other heroes doing, what about ganking? Why did you say the Azmodan was good if he's at fault for killing you?

You're not relaying the information required for me to understand the situation in its entirety, I cannot declare who made the mistake until you tell me more.
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>Alarak knocks people out of my Mosh Pit and we lose the game because of it

Why do I even play this game
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>>163181886
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>>163181886
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>>163180049
I'm not really banking on them releasing anymore news this year, they just seem to go dark for a few weeks.

I'm sure their logic is we have the muradin skin to keep us hyped
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>sitting on 11k gold
>hero I play the most is malf
>his master skin looks like garbage
>none of the heroes I don't currently own interest me except Rag because he looks cool
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>>163181898
>Auriel uses whip to knock enemies out of Zarya's alt
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I'm probably better on KT and Li-ming, but no mage is as satisfying to kill with as Jaina.
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>>163183181
>diablo uses both charge and flip to get someone out of TWO SKILLS consecutively
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>>163182529
>>163182351
Samefag.
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>>163183472
what is your problem man
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>>163181898
>use Sulfuras Smash on two fleeing enemies
>its going to hit them dead center
>they get Face Melted away from my ult

it goes both ways, cow
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>>163184181
>falstad takes le gust ulti instead of the long range aoe damage one
>bush camping while whole enemy team does a comp
>sulfuras smash
>going to hit nearly all, stun a few
>LE GUST XDDDD
>just pushes them into a wall and they get the camp anway
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>>163184315
>Wanting him to take the shit Shock and Awe ult.
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When are they going to make a stats screen that shows your win/loss with the heroes you've played this season? You can only see that if they are your most played hero on rank tab if you hover over it.
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>>163184815
I think they said they were adding that at Blizzcon.
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>>163184679
>hmmm do i take the damage ulti....or the no damage ulti
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>>163184996
>Do I take the crazy utility ult.......or the ult that's telegraphed like crazy doesn't do amazing damage and is tied for the highest CD of any ult?

Your bronze is showing.
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>>163185104
>implying garbage like you can properly make use of le utility

Higher mmr than you.
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>>163185176
I highly doubt that if you want people to take one of the worst ults in the game. Besides even if all you do is use Gust defensively to save your team it gets more value than 80% of the ults in this game.
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>>163184081
autism
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>>163184996
gust was the best ult in the game at one point and is still one of the best ults in the game because of its sheer utility
hinterland blast doesn't hold a candle to it
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>>163185176
>Higher mmr than you.
haha
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>it's a "whole month of no news" episode
This is what makes people quit games.
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>>163185176
>higher mmr
>le only thing that matters is damage meme
You must silver or just a butcher shitter
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What's the most amount of rank points you can get at Gold 1?
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>>163189442

Schedule will continue like normal. Hero on the 10th, in development video this week with d3 Diablo skin and Zul'jin shit
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I love Gust but at least you can't really fuck your own team with Final Spark.
>fly behind enemy team
>gust them into your team
Like, every time.

>>163189978
Yeah, I hope so.

stay positive
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Guys.

Do you think this Diablo anniversary shit they doing could end with Malthael being added to the game?
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>>163190272
wake up anon stop pretending they didnt forget diablo exists
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>buff dibbles to s tier
>release 15-20 dollar skin

ya i can see it
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>>163190272
Probably. And I hate it.

Fuck Diablo 3. Worst meme in B.Net.
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>>163190115
You fuck your team by picking Hinterland Blast.
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>>163191501
I don't play Falstad, let alone pick Hinterland Blast.

>>163190272
Hey, that might be neat.
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So...what happens if I lose? Do I have to grind Gold 1 again?
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>>163191732
You just lose your points. If you win, you advance into plat 5 with some points. If you immediately lose, you'll get a demotion match and derank into Gold 1 again.
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>>163191732

Nope. You'll just drop to 800 of 1000 points, or something. Another will probably put you right back in promos.
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>>163191678
Then why did you bring it up?
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Quick what Azmodan build should I go for on Battlefield of Eternity?
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>>163191963

Because most people use it poorly, similar to Void Prison?
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>play illidan
>suddenly become the lightningrod of crowd control
>team doesn't capitalize on the fact that the enemy just used ALL OF THEIR CC ON A SINGLE TARGET
But it is illidan that needs team support amirite
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>>163192916
>inside the mind of the average butcher/illidan player
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>>163193531
yeah there is so much counterplay to being mind controlled to the middle of the team, varian stunned, polymorphed, and having the guy you're hitting being turned invincible RIGHT
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>that scrub on your team with horrible stats telling you to delete game
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>>163193763
>dive in
>get hit with all the cc
>die
>wtf i literally couldn't do anything

illidan

players
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>>163190272
Nope. Anniversary was this month. I guess they could release Malthael in January, but Zul'jin is pretty much confirmed next.
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>>163191858
>>163191904

Do I also lose my banked points?
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>>163194869
who said anything about diving in? which part of being mind controlled was not clear scrub lord? you know, sylvanas ult? do you even play this shit?
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>>163195634
Uh, I don't think so.
Also keep in mind your MMR will remain fairly flexible for the next few dozen games, similar to placements.

>>163195750
Against Mind Control?

No, I can't say that I have.
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why none of you faggots use the /vg/ channel ingame
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>>163197648
4chan anonymity and the entire board culture surrounding that
You use a side thing like discord or the ingame channel and you might as well be in a Reddit group
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>>163191858
>>163191904
>>163195949

Well I won my promo match so ty all.

DISORDER GIVES WAY TO THE FELL :^)
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>>163198226
>bronze
>mains gul'dan
Checks out 2bh.
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>>163198226
>mount secured

Ayyy, nice.

>>163198312

What's wrong with Gul'Dan? He seems strong, albeit finicky with the E and Health/Mana management.
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>>163198312

>never experienced bronze
>went straight to gold 1 upon completing placements

>>163198407

Gul'Dan is good on most maps. He doesn't get ridiculous until you get Echoing Corruption. The damage is just plain nutty if you have good aim and good teamwork. The only problem with Corruption are heals, but at later levels the damage will out scale heals.
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>>163198407
>What's wrong with Gul'Dan?
He has the worst damage type in the game.
Slow, magical, damage over time.
A Brightwing mostly invalidates your existence.

However he easily has one of the best ults in the game to kinda make up for it.
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When are they doing something about Muradin?

>top control
>top stun
>top health
>top escape
>top engage
>easy as fuck

how is this allowed?
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>>163198843
>>went straight to gold 1 upon completing placements
Forgive me, I'll measure my words against someone as proficient as you in the future.
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>>163189978

>D3 diablo skin

Source? I've been fucking dying for that skin and Male Demon Hunter
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>>163199313

No problem. Have an upvote :^)
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>>163199251
Because people still manage to lose horribly with him.

>>163199140
>brightwang
Yeah, that's what I was wondering about. Seems like he'd have a rough time against Malfurion/Brightwing being in literally every game, but I haven't been playing and don't have a feel for it.

>>163199313
Meh. Wish ranks in hots meant something.

I don't even know how to get to Bronze, Silver or Gold.
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>>163183181
>You whip someone as auriel into a ring of frost or chromie dragon that was about to miss.
There is a reason why I'm going to marry auriel
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>>163199330

Animation guy confirmed at Blizzcon panel this year said "it's almost done" like two months ago.
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>>163199251
>>top control
>>top stun
Those prizes go to ETC, sorry
>>top health
Diablo
>>top escape
Zeratul
>>top engage
Mura's engage is shit so you're just wrong here
>>easy as fuck
Johanna is easier
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>>163199505

Neato.

Makes me wonder when/if they're every gonna get round to making the Gender Swap skins, or maybe they'll just make them different Heroes. I imagine they'll be pretty stretched thin for more D3 Nephalem as Heroes.

Also holy fuck why isn't there based Tyrone Tyrael skin yet?
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I hate sucking at this game
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>>163201014
suck this
*unzips dick*
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>>163200950
>gender-swap skins

Might be neat. Issue would probably be in the posture/animations, and having to keep them similar.

>female malfurion
>female kael'thas
>female illidan
>female zarya

it's like they hate money
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>>163201264
Kael'thas is already a female though
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>>163201090

kick me while i'm down. classy
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>>163201264

I more meant the D3 Gender Swaps, since they are actual things. Male DH and Barb are way better than the Females, and Female Monk is great too.

Also Male Wizard vs Kael'thas for the ultimate fag-off.
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>>163201264
>>female zarya
upvoted xD
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>>163201373
take it back
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>>163200270

>debatable
>"diablo w/ 100 souls is a fair comparison to muradin w/ stoneform"
>good to know a tank warrior gets beat by one hero who's entire niche is elusive surgical strikes on backline
>what is leap thunderclap bodyblocking
>nah
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>90% of Medivh traits need a buff
>Rag needs to be nerfed into oblivion
>There should be a surrender button
>Hots is just a cash grab for the other IPs
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>>163202338
>no
>maybe
>no
>yes
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>>163199251
It's not like he is broken or something he is just one of the better tanks, nothing wrong with that imo
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>>163202619

Brah. Some of Medivhs traits suckk. Mage armor, familiar, etc. There's maybe one per level that is worth taking.
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>>163201264
why are they wearing such little armor? don't you need protection when you are fighting?
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>>163202265
>>debatable
Naw. Powerslide is the best non-ult stun in the game (and perhaps even the best basic ability in the game), and combined with Face Melt allows for truly awesome control.
>>"diablo w/ 100 souls is a fair comparison to muradin w/ stoneform"
Post-rework? Hell yes he is. Especially if he took spell shield souls at level 7, which he basically always should.
>>good to know a tank warrior gets beat by one hero who's entire niche is elusive surgical strikes on backline
As far as warrior escapes go, Powerslide is pretty grand, Dwarf Toss is only a little better due to passing over terrain.
>>what is leap thunderclap bodyblocking
Shit, that's what.
>>nah
Johanna is literally "use abilities at enemies and walk away if it looks like trouble". The only ounce of skill in her play is landing Blessed Shield, which is easier than landing Storm Bolt. And realizing what enemy you should blind first, but that's something you should realize by about your fifth game.
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Is Tank the hardest role? I always lose when I play tank
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>>163202790
You know realize that illidan wears only wool pants and nothing else
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>>163203527
Hardest single role is healbot support, because if you hit the wrong person or even the right person at the wrong time, you risk wiping your team as they overconfidently rely upon your healing juices.
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>>163130667

LUNARA
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>>163202781
those are talents dumbass
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>>163204479
Are those amiibos?
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>>163204479
Li ming is cute and fun.
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>>163135389
Ghost pirate is the only one plebeians
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Question.

Rexxar is listed as mid table and I am just getting into this game because of overwatch bonuses. I want to use what little gold I have on him because I enjoyed playing with him on Brawl. What is your guy's opinion on him?
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>>163210401
He is a great solo laner and very valuable on maps that require the capture and holding of objectives; think Dragon Shire, Braxis Holdout
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Some random just said that Blizzard are doing level 20 skins. Is this true? Any source?
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>>163210685
fake and gay
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>>163210401

His role is niche, but he's really good at it.

Basically you play him on dragon shire or braxxis and solo the top lane.

One person pretty much can't take the cap point from you if you just sit Misha on it. And if two people try then your team has the advantage bot. And then when they leave you just safely cap again with Misha.
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How the fuck do I build Artanis now?

The shifting around of his talents fucking sucks.

They put all of the shield ones together so you can't go full level 20 invincible tank god anymore.

He feels like he lost his niche, as a shit laner but a complete god late game.
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>>163210943
They ruined Artanis. His whole purpose was the enemy had to pick CC to counter him and had to CC him, which let his team get away with it. All they did was nerf his abilities and talents to make him more easily killable without really giving him anything in return.
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>>163211224
>They ruined Artanis.
Are you for real? Watch a good artanis stream and try to imitate them. Hes a purebred bruiser now
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>>163211224
>>163211317
They ruined his braindead damage build.
Now he's somewhat more tanky in different situations and relies much more on landing his e.
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>>163211421
They ruined his tank build, which was the most fun way to play him.

Why pick him to be a bruiser when there are way better bruisers? He was a tank before that had to take CC for his team, otherwise he wouldn't die.
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>>163210685
Dustin did say something about wanting to do additional colors for master skins at level 20. I don't know about level 20 skins though
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oh is artanis no longer the late game 1v5 god against teams without CC

>>163210685

Zero chance they'll be making a non-$ skin available to the few autisms who've gotten a Hero to 20.

I do believe they commented saying they wanted to give those players something, though.
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got about 22k gold, any recommendations?
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>>163212518
Rexxar's master, you dog.
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>>163212518
Ragnaros, because its so much fun watch retards get burned to death by lava wave.
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>>163212518
the rest of the 2k gold heroes what the fuck dude
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>>163212518

is Arthas any good right now or should I not bother
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>>163212597
done
>>163212692
i got etc and azmo for you, gaz can stay in the gutter
>>163212578
in time
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>>163212518
Get Chogall if you have a friend that plays with you.
Azmodan is tons of fun, too
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>>163211548
>way better bruisers
>tanking with artanis is fun
Where the hell are you getting these ideas?
It was the complete opposite.
Artanis shat out enormous amounts of damage and was immensly capable of closing the distance and staying on their backline all while having a fuckhueg shield that only ever needed the dash talents put into it if any at all.
Tanking as Artanis was really fucking awful, your e build is complete shit since it requires you to constantly and reliably hit that slow moving and highly broadcasted projectile and to have your team follow up on the swap. And now that you're not doing any damage you can't exactly take advantage of it yourself.

Now Tanking with him is so much more fun with q and e shenanigans.
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>>163213256
What is your preferred build?
>>
In what comp is Illidan acceptable in?

Always hear people say that you should only play him if the comp lends itself to it.
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>>163213602
He is complimented very well by Rehgar, for one.
>>
they don't sell the original soundtrack in high quality anywhere?
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Shield surge at 4 and chrono sickness at 7 just because it's consistent(You don't get value out of the others if you combo).

Otherwise pretty much the same.
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>>163205913

Yes

>>163206407

Ming is Sassy and Snappy. Cute and Fun is Lunara's only.
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>>163214260
What about Chromie? She is cute and fun for sure.
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>>163212742
He's not good enough to be nerfed, but not bad enough to be buffed
He is fun tho
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>>163213054
good enough, gaz is shit
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>>163214325

Again, Cute and Fun is Lunara's. Chromie is Short Stack and Tranny.
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>>163213602
Dont pick him too early in the draft, you will get countered hard. He works well with Rehgar, and if you have a buddy that plays Abathur well you can play him in most any game
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>play against grubby
>he's a massive shitter who loses his team the game
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>>163214946
You're factually wrong faggot. Chromie is fun and cute.
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>>163215213
>play with grubby
>pick something I dont usually go for because it seems to fit the draft
>get coronated king feeder early and throw the game for all the world to see
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>>163215421
Chromie isn't fun or cute at all.
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>>163215578
She's cuter than Lunara.
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>>163215578

With the best skin in the game she is.
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>>163215213

>play with horsepants
>lose
>get on smurf and play against him twice
>win both times

disappointment is all i am capable of feeling
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>>163215569
>tfw I got mvp
>tfw neither he nor his chat praise me
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>>163215714
because so few shits are given about mvp that people are spam clicking where the exit/skip button is

like why does it exist it's so pointless and shit
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>>163215706
There isn't a single good big streamer in this game.
Mewn, Horsepants, Grubby and Chu8 are all garbage.
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>>163215837
>chu8 triggering people saying he would vote trump if he was american
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I want to get into this game. Seem fun and no buy orders to memorize is a huge bonus. What's a good hero for a newbie?
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>>163215837

only okay streams I've come across are the koreans on azubu, but that was a while ago. Bonus points because they didn't thank somebody for resubbing/donating every fifteen seconds
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>>163215937
>Not voting for Trump
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>>163216080
He can't anon, he is stucked in canada.
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>>163216012
I like Alextheprog and Fan. Only streams I really enjoy.

Mene in korea was nice, bakery is ok and so are koreans.
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Are there any good female HotS streamers?
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>>163201014
Awww anon, i would like to give you a hug, so you fell better about sucking at video game.
And only after this you gonna suck this
*unzips dick*
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>>163216537
Yeah me
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>>163215837

Grubby is alright.

Best streamers for me are Kiyeberries, Lauralania and Kagiri. I enjoy Kiye annoying personality because I'm an idiot that once was with a girl like this. Lauralania is literally a broken doll that sometimes totally breaks down live making delicious drama; also, she is alright, I would hang out with her. Kagiri is that girl on your classroom that gets along with everyone for some weird reason; she is comfy to watch.

The best one though, for me, is Gela. Not only she climbed to Masters on her own, but she truly is good on the game. She is quite serious, but now and then becomes a really cute russian princess with a smile that you want to protect. Shame she doesn't stream that often thanks to real life issues.
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>>163216791
You are not female anon, you are female(male)
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>Playing Rexxar and Dehaka isolates me.
>Still have vision because of seeing eye bear.

Neat.
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>>163216849
Grubby is kinda shitty, every time he pick any kind of hero like falstad with bribe or nazeebo he literally do nothing but lane and throw the game.
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>>163215837
I like grubby. But is there a hots streamer more insufferable than mcintyre?
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>>163214946
>>163215421
>Implying you can't be fun, cute and a tranny.
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>>163217120
What's so bad about him?

I'm pretty sure mewn is worse.
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>>163216905

Of the female (males) we only have 2. Faye WAS getting prettier with her hormone treatment, but as of late (s)he is been getting really, REALLY FAT. And we all know that fat trannies are literally the worst of the worst.

I used to like Oddish, but the whole love was over the second I discovered (s) was a COMPLETE SLUT on real life. Town's bycicle of the Artemis level. Pretty sure (s)he is fucking Chroen behind his girlfriend. That and one day, suddenly her laugh annoyed to no end, and since that's what 90% of "her" streams are about, the love was over.

>>163217119

I don't know man, every time I watch him he is winning. Maybe he doesn't try on your watch?

>>163217154

Read my first response. You can, but is so DAMN hard. Also, again, Cute and Fun is Lunara's unique title.
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>>163217120
McIntyre used to talk like a wigger. I called him out on it in some stupid ass Reddit thread about him, and just two weeks ago I played against him, so I decided to watch his stream afterwards to see how the game went from the opposing team's point of view, and he stopped talking like a wigger at some point. I like to think somebody calling him out on that shit made him stop.

I say this to say that because of that, I think he's alright. But honestly, he's just another Twitch streamer, and these fucking people are all insufferable. Only exceptions being Dreadnought or Grubby.
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>>163217310
Go watch right now, he just lost two games.
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>>163217310
>Artemis level
Who?
How did you find out she's a whore?
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>>163217473

Artemis already had a fame on WoW for being a drama queen/murderer of guilds. You get that title as a grill by either being fucking annoying or a whore, so yeah, that was the first alert. Second one was Lauralania downright calling her a slut that slept with half the HotS E-sport community, and it isn't hard to believe thanks to other rumors. Well, this escalated in a full on fight/drama, Artemis tried to troll Laura by using a fake account named after one of Lau's stalkers; she was caught by one of Lau's followers completely destroying her plans. Between all of this her tweet feed had her talking to a million people being as sweet as possible, never showing her bitch side. This is how you know crazy sluts.

Anyway, there is way more to it, but I'm too lazy to type more. If there is anyone here that knew her from the WoW days, be free to talk about it.
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I think there are some charismatic streamers. They are solid at the game, but I dont think any of them should be grandmasters. Maybe Horsepants after a good week.
Still fun watching them (not the sluts tho, fuck them)
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>>163217982
I think he is asking aboutt Oddish anon, how did you find Oddus was a shore?
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>Everyone fucking dies to lava wave

God damn retards, I hope Blizz only takes away the xp gathering aspect of that ult as that makes it too good and I'd really prefer to use the other ult which is fucking awesome.
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>>163218058

Oh, this one is so easy. I'm bi, I go to gay discos, I know a tranny slut the second I see her. The way Oddish finds the opportunity to show her body and dance on stream gave her away (for me.) I know the type.

That AND how I was talking about this on forums the other day and was told that Oddish is the kind of people that believes in free love/open relationships. Sheesh, that sealed it. Call trannies mental disasters all you want, but one thing they never EVER lack is sex. They have way, WAYYYY more sex than heterosexuals by miles. You know why they believe in free love? Because they can fuck almost anyone they want, and I don't really blame them you know, I would do the same if possible.
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>>163218593
>anecdotal evidence
dropped
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>>163218740

Believe what you want. You'll get old enough to instantly know this type if you live in the medium. Don't ever, EVER fall in love with young attractive trannies. 88% of them are complete sluts.
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>>163218740
that actually makes sense tho desu
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>>163218593
another reason for me to feel bad about being a shut-in

why can't I have WAAYYY more sex than heterosexuals
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>manually hide a "cute lunara" shitpost
>everyone who replies to it is automatically hidden as well
>half the fucking thread disappears
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>>163215837

Mewn is a ridiculous faggot.

I cannot stand to listen to him more than 20 seconds.

He's the epitome of that guy that is decent at the game, but thinks that he nevers tilts.

He ALWAYS tilts his team to defeat.
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I am Rexxgod.

I am the best Rexxar ever to set foot in this game.

(Thanks Misha)
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>>163216849
Grubby sucked about half of EU's dick at the EU championship this year. I have video evidence on my phone. Fucker made me do the Nazeebo voice for the succ
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>>163219191

Because you're a very ugly tranny.
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>>163219047
you still haven't done the world a favor and necked yourself?
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>>163219392
that is objectively not true
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>>163219191

If you are reasonably cute, all it take is one Grinder sweep and you'll get ALL the sex you'll ever want. You need to be mentally prepared though, I see so many teens giving their boypussies to the first guy that gives them attention because they have no love in their houses, is sad.

>>163219389

PRRRRAAAAHHH !!!!


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STOP WATCHING MALE STREAMERS AND GIVE LOVE TO THE GRILLS. Seriously, they are way more fun to watch.
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>>163219389
post proof or neck yourself
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>>163217310

Oddish is a horny flirt, but I don't think she's a slut. It goes against a lot of what she says(Doesn't want to sleep with someone unless she knows them, believes trust is important and that she WOULD like to be poly, but doesn't think it's reasonable) and there's nobody stirring up drama to contradict that.

Totally ship Khroen and Oddish tho.
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>>163219324
He's a shitter blowing up his shitty streamer persona for views and money.

9 times out of 10 he's the one missplaying and losing his team the game. He's atrocious.
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>>163219579
is there anything more pathetic than a pussywhipped streamwatcher? jesus
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>>163219882
not to mention he is always trying to jew the viewers.
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>>163219939
How? I stopped watching him. One year or so ago I enjoyed him. That was before he put on this whole shitty act.
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>>163219354
fuck off back to >>>/reddit/
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>>163220024
He was begging people for donations and subs, I was only there because he was playing vs chu8 in infernal shrines and Chu mopped the floor with him, 9 min game.
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>>163219939
>>163220024
Hes also succeding in this. He has pretty low sub numbers but the idiots THROW their money at him. Its sad to witness
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>>163190272

>Waiting an eternity for Valeera WHO BETTER BE OP MELEE ASSASSIN OR ELSE
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>>163220132
>>163220165
lol what a fucking jew
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>>163220165
>reddit
>some thread on recent streamer thing
>people talking about how they love to donate to the 2-3 streamers because muh support

kind of gross desu but i guess they found an audience


>all this talk of trannies

ahh why
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>>163219354
guide when
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>>163220757
>ahh why
Because 4chinz love feminine penis. Bunch of fags.
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i left that autistic discord, seems like ill be leaving the general as well. patiently awaiting degeneracy to infest even the small EU /vg/ channel in game
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>>163220302
Who said anything about SJWs? There is not a single good female streamer for this game. Stop advocating your cuck lifestyle
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>>163220804

After I get GM in the next few days, it will be my next priority. I've got something to prove for now!
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>>163221507
I'm a massive degenerate and I've been in the channel for ages.
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>Chen
>Near immortal
>Takes 2 people to kill him
>Automatically wins lane
>Oh no I've been caught out of position time to become literally unkillable for 20 seconds xd

Why is this shit allowed?
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>valla's manticore goes unmitigated through hardened shield for some reason
that poor Muradin didn't know what hit him
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>>163222189
Because you're a bronzie.
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>>163222189
top bronze
>>
>first pick azmodan
>says he needs solo lane
>taste for blood
>dies 6 times
>looks like he didn't get more than like 150 stacks before the game ended

i see diamond in hots is still actually bronze/silver
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>>163222189

Look at the bronze
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>>163221507
Which autistic Discord?
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>>163222189

show us on the doll where the mean panda bullied you
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>>163222189
Chen is my top hero and this isnt true
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>>163222904
both
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>tfw you instakill Sgt. Hammer with Molten Core (Heroic Difficulty) and Sulfuras Smash
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>>163130667

YES, YES, YESHHHHH !!!!! Rentaro is finally watchable now that she broke with goddamn Fan. Sorry mate, you broke the waifu dream on stream, but everything is fine now.

I wonder how the drama will go when they fight on HL on stream? Delicious.
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>>163224329
link me to her stream
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>>163224329
>>163224395
>>163130667

HOOOOLLYYYY FFUUUUCCCCKKK!!!! FAN GOT KEKED

C
U
C
K
E
D

I knew Ren had a betrayer air, but not at that level! Holy shit! The drama!!!111
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>>163224618
Who the fuck is kbro?
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>>163223837
>tfw you kill the enemy Ragnaros with a heroic difficulty Sulfuras Smash as he's running for his life
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>>163224329
>>163224618
>>163224687
Who the fuck are any of these people
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>>163224687
Hey, K-Bro here. What's up?
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>>163224618
>>163224687
I think KBro might be Karen's brother. I've heard him referred to as that a few times on her stream.

There's a lot of reasons two people might break up, we know almost nothing.
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>>163224808
Who are you kbro?!
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>>163224794

Fan is easily the n1 NA pro player on HotS. He was voted with more than 50% of preference on REDDIT. (omgggleddit!!) He is quite famous, good numbers on Twitch. Usually, he would stream with her gf (Rentaro) all the time. The superior patrician people that enjoy streams are salivating over the drama that will come.

>>163224687

This was literally the first tweet after it, rofl.


>>163224832

Senpai, he got C-U-C-K-E-D. Is way more fun that way, thanks for helping to solve the mistery, though, nothing is clear right now
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>>163224895
I fuck gamers gfs while they're practicing.
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>Giving a shit about people who stream themselves playing video games
>Giving a shit about any events that occur within their personal lives

High school as fuck in this thread all of a sudden.
>>
What if it's k1pro
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Is Karazhim good?

Can I play him very offensively but still have heals and shit for my dudes?
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>>163225678
No cleanse, weak earlygame, palm is hard to use.

He's good but keep those things in mind.
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>>163225617
>>163224832
>>163224618
>>163130667


LMAOOOO


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Extra bit, apparently Catterpillar also broke with her gf today. What is going on here? Regardless, I'm having so much fun.
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what did i just reload into
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>>163226314
After school hours.
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>>163225293
>omg guys you should be cool and cynical like me, jesus am I aloof'n'shit. Also very matrue!
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got 10k gold
who do i buy?
abathur
medivh
or guldan?
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>>163227737
Guldan.
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>>163227737
The green menace of course. Buy Medivh next
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>>163227737
memeslug for sure
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>>163227737
Gul'dan
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>hero reveal on wednesday

get hyped
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>>163228526
*rattling intensifies*
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>>163228717

Minions, servents, soldiers of the cold dark go back to bed it's just voljin or some shit
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>>163227786
>>163228050
>>163228326
hope you're not meme'ing me
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>>163228835
>amani bear
Is Zuljin actually.
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>>163228846
They aren't. Gul'dan is good, always has been. Took shitters a while to realize.
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>>163228846
No, hes legit great. Braxis is his personal playground where he goes whenever he feels like violating some virgins
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>>163228846

I'm >>163198226 for reference. And yes, Gul'dan is good.
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>>163228526

Oh, please.
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>>163228526
It's Zul'jin, everyone pretend to be surprised
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>>163230651
God I hope it's true. Varian, Rag, and Zul'jin back to back to back, fucking feels so good.
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>>163230651
>saving up for Rag
>saving up for Varian
>now I have to save up for Zul'jin too

Jesus fuck
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>Zul'jin

What'll his abilities be, anyways? Wasn't he the fellow that turned into all the different animals?
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Tyrael gets a legendary skin soon

Guess what it looks like
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>>163231443
He could do that in wow but before that he was a common troll.
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>>163231516

Yeah, I couldn't quite recall. Hm. Wonder what his kit'll be.

>>163231512
>legendary skin
>tyrael

why
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>>163231443
i hope he plays like the dude in dota.
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>>163231806
Honestly I hope they use his wc2 version.
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>>163231838

That's what they'll probably end up doing, because his WoW skillset was, like, Udyr.
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>>163231443
Supposedly he will be based on his WC2 self, not his WoW self.

He will (Remember, supposedly) be an axe thrower that can go berserk and inflict invuln upon himself for increased damage, will have a net ability for CC, and will have naturally very high health regen (Troll Regenneration) to help offset how self destructive he is in nature, given that he makes himself vulnerable and all that.
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>>163226314
Yeah, what the hell is this shit. I go to sleep and quality hits the shitter.
>>163226127
Nigger shitthefuck up you gossip whore. Piss off to reddit with your streaming bullshit.
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>>163231962
Okay, that sounds brilliant. Thanks, that's just what I was looking for. Haven't played WC2 and thought his skillset from WoW seemed a tad dull.
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Who should I buy or who should I git gud as?
if the hero level is under 7, I probably just got that on afk practice when it was possible
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>>163233621
fuck me in the ass without lube, I forgot my pic
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What could they do for Rag's E talents to make them more desirable than the Q and W ones? It jut feels like if you're speccing for E, you generally are using it on other people and not yourself because he's too fucking squishy for that, and the delay on explosion time makes the shield talent not all that reliable in time.
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REMOVE
E
M
O
V
E

NOVA
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>>163234720

Just Tracer, thanks.
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>Teamfight starting at our bot keep
>Rag ults top lane to push it
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>>163222189
>pick anub
>make him go nuts because everytime he tries to drink you would impale him
>pick locust on 20
Congrats, you just beated the shit out of chen
>>
>>163234720
>One of the few heroes taht gets less useful the more competent your opponents are

o ok yeah, let's get them right on that

Poor fucking Nova.
>>
>Losing most of my placement matches
>decide to play diablo
>Start winning and getting MVP
he is getting shafted next patch, isn't he?
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>>163234720
Someone explain the Nova meme to me.

I've played since Alpha, and literally can't understand it.

She's AT LEAST "good" at every single level of play that isn't Grand Master, she has assloads of damage, she has soft CC, she has global presence if she's not terrible, and she's one of two heroes off the top of my head that can solo kill a target (even if they're in a deathball) in literally less than a second.

I am assuming that she's the Teemo of this game culturally and that people just hate her to hate her and pros keep up the meme, but unlike Teemo, she has actual value in the average game. The only two things that can be held against her are the lack of an appropriate spot in the average meta team and the fact that Zeratul does the "1second1kill" meme better since he can disengage with wormhole and has le sicknasty stasis ult

But even then, that's just speaking from the average game's perspective, she can easily overshadow Zeratul in games where her range and global presence would be valued more.

So: is it just that people hate her to hate her and that drags the attention of retards to her which creates a vicious cycle, or is she actually horribad and I need to be sat down?
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>>163228526
its probably just the new winter themed brawl
>>
>>163238097
Nova kills you.

Teemo kills you and your tower.


>>163238235
That'd be quite the disappointment.
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am I reading this shit right

Is it 5 heroes counted over multiple sweeps and then it's activateable or is it the worst talent in the entire game

>>163238358
>teemo kills you

did you mean: teemo annoys you for your first 2 backs and then sits top and tries to push with only shrooms for waveclear and 0 towertaking utility and then either fades into irrelevancy while you outrotate him or feeds you as you play literally anything that scales past laning phase
>>
>>163238358
I really fucking hope its new hero reveals, but I just cant let myself get too excited with other possibilities on the table. Gotta share the cynicism,
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>>163238515
>Blades of Azzinoth

The former.

>>163233757
>>163233621

What are your goals, exactly?

>ranked
>unranked
>fun
>collecting
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>>163238720
Probably fun and ranked, since I'm the worse player here
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>When autism goes beyond autism you find in /vg/ and even yourself
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>>163238097
I can't believe this was posted and there's still 30 minutes between posts.
>>
The amount of time needed to reconnect to a game is absolutely unacceptable, and the rate at which it is REQUIRED due primarily to Blizzard's shitty, absolutely constantly being DDOS'd servers, is also unacceptable.

I'm basically stuck in a situation that forces me resetting my internet, or getting very lucky and only having to wait while 'the server' catches me up from the fucking EIGHT MINUTES it makes me wait, all the while my bot is taking outright atrocious talents.

And the game has the fucking balls to give me a leaver penalty as if I wasn't actively attempting to rejoin the entire fucking time
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>>163238097
>she has assload of damage
No, it's pretty good, but it's still less than Li-Ming or Chromie, and she can pull it off much less often than them, and has to get into a pretty undesirable position for it.

>soft cc
Which is normal nowadays.

>global presence
Sort of. And even then, movement speed buffs, damage reduction buffs (Spell block for example) as well as Stasis are everywhere in this game now.

>can kill a target in literallyl ess than a second
Not anymore, it takes a few seconds to pull off. Even then, she's taking advantage of poor positioning, and hoping the enemy Support doesn't react in time. She's like Gazlowe in that she just hopes that the right circumstances line up to allow her to do her job.

But people hate her because the average HotS player is Silver and can't fucking fathom shit beyond "I CAN'T JUST WALK WHEREVER I WANT ALL ALONE AS A SUPER SQUISHY AND HAVE LOW REACTION TIME AND BE TERRIBLE AT SPOTTING STEALTHERS".

Also, threadly reminder that Blizzard does not give a fuck about Gazlowe, Nova or Anub'arak.
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>pick illidan
>pick on the hunt
>pick nowhere to hide
>"You passively reveal enemy Heroes below 25% Health anywhere on the Battleground."
>10% hp medivh right in front of me stealthed for x seconds literally a cumshot's length away


>reveal

ummmmmm hots?
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>>163242313
>Anub'arak
Our time will come again, bugbros.
Just waiting for the inevitable "no one plays this hero so let's overcompensate" buff.
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>>163241360
The reconnection system is shitty, and blizzard has agreed. It's a feature of the SC2 engine, and is essentially core to the whole system of how games are played out on the server. It'll take a long time to fix, if it's even possible without making a whole new engine.
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>>163243070
>THE TIME IS NOW

I'm sorry, Anub... but... it... it isn't.
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>>163231512
Wait.. is it him as he appears in D2?

And he actually walks on his own instead of flying?
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>>163233621
>should I buy
zagara. not strong right now but really fun. rarely a bad game.

>who should I git gud as?
illidan seems like someone you should like more than that lvl5 considering the favorites.
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is the church of rehgar thing a reddit-only meme?

are we bug cultists here or something?

spiders when?

error: duplicate file exists here >>163230274
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>>163244609
Church of Rehgar is some stupid ass thing some guy made up for a rap video. He's actually pretty decent, I guess the only cringe-worthy thing about it is that it's obviously about a game character, but whatever.
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>>163231512
black male, 5'8"-6'1". average build. bald. last seen wearing a green cape. accompanied by white female. armed and considered dangerous.
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>>163243070
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>>163244882
I completely forgot about him in D3. Shit, that's most likely it to coincide with the Prime Evil Diablo skin, and Aidan/Dark Wanderer for the Diablo anniversary.

Although I feel like if they were to add the Dark Wanderer, that would be a little redundant considering it's basically just Diablo, but in Aidan's body.
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>>163190979
Same senpai, same. Wish it would happen with overwatch already so /v/ would stop having 4+ threads that are probably shills trying to keep it on life support at the moment. Who does fuck does a FPS and force it into their particular rules?

Oh wait Blizz did that with RTSes and Starcraft 2 and looked how that turned out for them in Korea.
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>>163222379
Didn't this guy HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE being on the show or something?
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>>163231512
I want to impregnate the butthole of that Chun-li
if you know what I mean
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>>163244490
Isn't Illidan pretty much considered a hindrance?
I will get him because he is cheap, and yeah I should get zag, my only spec is xul
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>Tfw you're the only fucking guy out there who queues as Varian in QM willing to pllay Prot when you're drafted as the only Warrior.

I swear to god I can't not play Varian without getting some dumb fuck who goes Fury or Arms as our only Warrior against a fucking ETC or Diablo or some shit. Yeah, yeah, quickmemelulepic and shit, but people are just so fucking dumb it annoys me so much.
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>>163246428
>accidentally queue as tass and get instantly matched
>get a atantis/varian stack on my team
>didn't look at load screen but can tell that they're as tack from the way they gang up on one person and defend each other
>they keep whinging each time they dive too hard and die
>he picks CS even though we haven't been getting any picks all game
>he's talking shit to a dps, asks if they're a bot
>tell him I wish he was a bot because maybe then he'd stop chasing the fucking murky to hell and back
>they both blow up on me pointing at my damage done even though I've landed every storm and I'm doing more healing than enemy Tyrande
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>>163246669
Duo queues are always the fucking worst little cunt rats in this game. It's so fucking weird, but way moreso than 3-4 stacks, duo queuers are generally just horrible fuckers.
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>>163247058
>in a duo queue with friend
>tell the nova that they shouldn't have less damage than fucking etc
>he jumps on their case too
>want him to stop because it's making us look like look like fags
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ded 10 page
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Monkey paw time.
Say which hero you want and others will tell you how you will get your wish but it will be a bad thing
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>>163249640
Malthael
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>>163249640
Teron Gorefiend as WC3 DK representation

Lady Vashj

Grommash Hellscream, not that fagson Garrosh. Or Saurfang/Broxigar.

Gelbin Mekkatorque

Zenyatta
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>>163249978
He gets added as a specialist focusing on lifeleech and mana drain.
Boo boo whining makes Blizzard nerf him below Gazlowe because Mana Drain is uninteractive.
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>>163241178
for some reason I envy you. Having caught the attention of such an easy mark for bullying, you are truly blessed.
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>>163249640
D2 Druid

>>163249978
He will be incredibly generic, with a charged dash like Alarak's dashing ult for his E, an activated quadruple slash activated ability like Artanis' W for his W, and his Q will be a whirlwind slash AoE with 4 charges. His trait is just another Butcher trait, but it increases his health regen passively instead of damage or health like Diablo, and you have to talent to make it more useful, but that's going to require you to forego damage talents for it. So you either make his trait not-shit and do no damage, or you go damage and die extremely easily.
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>>163250109
>literal who
>literal who
>decent but we don't need another boring "hit ppl with fightstick" kit
>meme
>meme

what a trash selection

>>163250181
>specialist focusing on life leech and mana drain

joke's on you that's exactly what I wanted
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>still no Stukov with his human form as legendary skin with his normal voice
>still no Maiev with legendary nude skin
>still no Baal
>still no D.Va

What the fuck, Blizzard?
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>>163250387
>literal who
Viper my man
Kys
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>>163249978
He is like illidan but with mana and no self sustain
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>shitter picks Li Li as the solo healer
>enemy team picks Gul'Dan
>of course the panda can't handle the constant poke
when will shitters learn that Li Li fucking sucks as a solo healer in today's meta?
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>3rd placement match
>everyone on my team is Gold 1
>everyone on the enemy team is Plat 5
??????????
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New hero when?
New hero who?

surely it's not going to be zul'jin, they can't just release another warcraft damage dealer after varian and ragnaros...
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>>163251668
It would kind of have to be. The Amani Bear is the last thing showed off at Blizzcon that we haven't gotten yet, and that isn't going to be released alone, it has to be with Zul'jin. Because they showed it to us, that means it's pretty much done and ready to be pushed out, so it would kind of have to be Zul'jin next, unless it's one more hero THEN Zul'jin and the bear.
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>>163251668
>implying he won't be a "specialist"
>which happens to do tons of damage
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>13 death zarya bitching about enemy ETC mosh pits
>they're interrupted within 1s every time
yeah, fuck up my placements senpai
i'm having fun playing ranked
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season 3 = dehaka simulator?

>>163178719
it is and it's a bug. abuse it with BL rehgar and get ez wins

>>163189978
why the fuck ppl want that skin? like its some androgynous demon skin for hentai faggots. and d3 sucks shit

btw in dev this week = new arthas model

>>163251779
they showed illidan mount like a year ago, where is it?

>>163251792
get cancer
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>>163238515
It's viable against TLV, Rexxar, and Samuel. Chances are you dont need it.
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>>163251986
>androgynous demon skin for hentai faggots
I can't deny any of it, but I have 0 shame about wanting demon tits and weird sexy monster voice.

>new arthas model
You mean they're working on his base shit yet again or they're cranking out another awful skin that no one will use since nothing can beat Crown Prince or Master's amazing cape?
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>>163251668
there's a livestream planned for 18.00 on the hots facebook page, I am hopeful
they are probably going to showcase the christmas brawl
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>>163251668
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIlm3jSU2dQ
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Has Blizzard ever spoken about the other Lords of Hell as heroes? I'd love to play Belial, he'd be a better Samuro.
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>>163255461
Belial wants to be a little shota, though.
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>>163190272
see >>163190979

blizzard should let D3 devs alone and ignore everything they have done and will do forever.

Aidan some shitter made up to justify this bullshit scenario of D3 that no one likes
Malthael was pretty much the same. I still don't know what was the point of creating this retard.

There's all the playable characters of Diablo 2 and all the actual demons.
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>>163245637
i certainly wouldn't like to think so
his smile is a highlight of the show
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holy shit guldan is fucking fun
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>>163257361
and GOOD
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>>163251986
>have 60% winrate with dehaka s2
>pretty much 80%+ in got and warhead junction
>s3 rolls around
>i literally lose every game with him
>10 or so games, each one of them lost
I don't understand
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>>163258917
and CUTE
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2 hours for hero reveal, who is it going to be and why is it Aidan?
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>make one mistake early game
>no matter what happens after, everything is always your fault somehow

Why do I even still play assfaggots
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>>163242313
>wrq2qw takes anon a few seconds when its all done hovering over the same spot

???????
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lf ez grind nexus challenge vs AI for Zarya hero and Genji skin. (you can do it vs AI, right?)
EU, Snoogens#2944
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Just bought the nexus conqueror bundle. Did I do good?
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>>163260450
good goy
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>>163259308
It's going to be zul'jin
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>>163260756
>4 warcraft heroes in a row
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>>163259308
It's just gonna be a reveal for the new brawl, or maybe they're gonna talk about esports.
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>>163259308
PRAY
FOR MERCY
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Is there ever a time when I shouldn't pick Greymane
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I'm still holding for the off chance that is my boy Rokhan.
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Kel'Thuzad is FUN and CUTE
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>>163262147
stop tainting my husbando you fuck
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>>163262310
CUTE and FUN
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>No full angel team yet
>No full lords of hell team yet

When
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>https://www.reddit.com/r/heroesofthestorm/comments/5jcdcp/its_time_to_admit_the_players_arent_the_problem/

ummmm, hoturds explain???
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>>163263138
>restated the same thing five times
I head that the hots reddit was garbage but man, this is awful.
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>>163263138
theres nothing to explain, hes right.
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>>163263406
Lava Wave (and subsequently Ragnaros) will be nerfed to shit because of them.
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>dat artanis

He spend all the game doing this. Quite annoying. Game lasted 44 minutes we reached lvl 30
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>>163263523
>average hotsg player
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>>163263138
95%+ stupidity which is of no surprise, but this takes the cake.
>Remove the global cast range too, make it so you actually have to be in the lane.
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>Lava Wave literally destroys a 100% zerg-wave on Braxis Holdout
oh reddit.
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>>163263558
>chromie no talent
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>>163264042
>its a balanced heroic because some fag on reddit said its not
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So how do I properly play Ragnaros?
When I am in group fights always get blasted by ranged and because of this I can't really charge in on team fights
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>>163264273
>its not balanced because I'm a shitter

:^)
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>>163264485
Use your E on your tanks/backline assasins when they move in to help get your team momentum to push up to those ranged heros and then go in swinging

Time your Q to get the most out of the attack refresh
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>>163264273
>giving up the chance for one of the hardest-hitting AOE spells in the game (with a guaranteed stun on 3+ targets if you know how to aim) for the ability to soak 1000+ XP (sometimes not even that on smaller maps) every 100 seconds
both ultimates are insanely good but trying to paint lava wave up as some insurmountable force is unreasonable, especially if you refer to their points about "muh it stops us from pushing!!!"
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>>163264485
On maps like sky temple, braxis and hollow don't be afraid to use core to contest objectives
Build hard for q or w, q works best when they have a lot of tanky/melee heroes.
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Does lava lane get buffed during molten core like sulfuras smash does?
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Quick
How would you make a Hero designed completely around spawning minions without making them broken or complete shit
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>>163266134
revert the Zagara nerfs.
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>>163266134
Abathur, Zagara, Gazlow
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What's happening in the stream?
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>>163266134
Make him ridiculously OP but also completely unlikable, so no one plays him but me.
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Why did it make me update? And what happened in the stream, was it just that zul'jin ax on the arthas picture?
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>>163267581
Streams tomorrow
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>>163267271
>you will never make jackals aware that they can't be questioning you
>you will never rule this sector or see it burnt to ashes around you
Why live?
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Confirming what everyone knew already.
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>>163267742
>more warcraft heroes
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FUN and CUTE
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>>163267742
>>163267856
Cute and FUN
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Hopefully after the warcraft flood Stukov and Cyadea.
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ive mastered samuro. FeelsGoodMan
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>>163267824

>Why do they keep adding heroes from their most popular franchise with a humongous, never ending supply of characters to chose from just after a big expansion for the game launched????????

Shut the fuck up
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>>163268119
>I play Diablo3.5: The Grindening
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>>163268186
>I'm a faggot
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>>163267742
>zul'jin
>wanting arthas dead
>not kaelthas for being filthy dumb belf scum
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>>163268119
>wanting more characters from the dead and raped body that is Warcraft universe
Unless its garitosh I couldn't give a flying fuck and I want more starcraft characters since D3 is literally who the game
>>
>>163268335
Is just random art.
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>>163268335
>not hunting bigger game before running around to pound belf boipussy
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>WAR CRAFT 2 Zul'jin and not WoWfags Zul'jin.

What a mistake
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>>163135389
the best
>>
More like heroes of the Azeroth ft. a few heroes from other universes
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>>163268602
wEW

THIS WAS MY GREATEST FEAR AND IT IS REALIZED
>>
DIS WAS OUR LAND
TROLL LAND
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>>163268335
its the running gag of everyone beating the fuck out of arthas whenever someone is announced
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>>163135389
>played the game during alpha
>never got the portrait
thanks blizz
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>>163268964
>was

Indeed.
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>>163268841
diabloshits on suicide watch
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>>163153287
>ipwnlocks

He shits up this game too huh? Fucking faggot brony
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>another assassin
>another AA hero
>another war craft
>another literally who
>another hero to always be banned
>another mindless QM pubstomp hero
>another month without KT
>>
>>163269459
How you know he aint a specialist pardner
>>
>>163269459
But we already have KT.
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>>163269545

Because blizzard has no creativity and there is 0 chance that the axe thrower unit they are basing him off of has any unique mechanics that could make him anything other than another ranged assassin.
>>
I'VE HAD IT WITH FUCKING HERO LEAGUE
SPLITTERS EVERYWHERE
SAMURO PICKS ON MY TEAM EVERY GAME
THROWS THROWS THROWS
>>
>>163269436
The whole /vg/ chat is awful.
Before Senjinn got silenced for a year he was constantly attention whoring and everyone was sucking his cock.
Now we got nothing but fags spamming random memes and goldies constantly looking for groups.
It's just awful.
>>
>it's the "your team hovers near the enemy team's heroes like anxious beta cucks and allows them to do whatever they want uncontested as they pick people off for exp boosts until they win within 8 minutes" episode


just another day in hero league
it's like I'm really playing wow arenas during the halcyon days of win trading
>>
>it's a "shitters bitching and moaning about lava wave like it's the most broken skill to ever exist in dota ripoff history" episode
>and you're surrounded in here by many of those very same shitters

truly this is hell
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>>163269717
t. plat 4
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>>163270272
>he thinks it's possible to place below diamond 3
People below that rank are playing like shit on purpose because it's all just a prank.
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>>163269578
you shut your whore mouth
>>
>Artanis buff
>Diablo nerfs
>Rag nerfs
http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20407399/heroes-of-the-storm-balance-update-december-20-2016-12-20-2016
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>>163270779
>Diablo having 35% ability reduction all the time was a bit too strong
Really???
>>
>>163270779
>Nerfing Bulwark even though Devil's Due was the better talent
>>
>>163267742
say it with me, /hotsg/
NEVER
EVER
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>>163270779
>those rag nerfs
Well he is shit now
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>>163272098
Yeah, that's quite the fucking nerf. I don't think they really needed to nerf anything other than the wave a little.
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>>163250109
>Lady Vashj
She gets added as a skin for zagara.
Tumors are water spouts.
Creep is a small puddle of water
Zerglings are Naga units
Maw becomes sharks, nydus becomes seashells
>>
>>163271617
your opinion is wrong.
>>
>foolishly pick tassadar thinking it'll be an easy win on an aa team
>team decides to cleverly counterplay me by staying out of combat until my shields wear off until I get khala's embrace, bitching all match about my low healing
>this was hero league
>this was gold hero league

going to be in the trench for a long time at this rate boys
>>
>>163272827
>can tank objectives
>his winrate crashes by nearly 10% on the only map where he cant
really makes you think
>>
Wtf I'm a vegetarian now
>>
>>163269717
Hi little doggo
>>
I still stand by the belief that Illusion Master is Samuro's better ult
>>
>>163274014

Depends on map and comp.
>>
i like how low the circlejerk is in this thread
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>>163273286
But it really is an amazing sustain talent. It basically solves Diablo's mana issues, and regen globes basically become as strong as health fountains, while fountains completely top you off both in mana and health.
>>
>Rag nerfs
Honestly I don't see much of a difference considering Rag's toolkit will still dominate maps that rely heavily on minion waves.
>Diablo nerfs
Kek. Kneejerk reaction by Blizz.
>>
>half of /v/ shitting themselves over tracer kissing a girl
I knew they were easy to trigger but Damm.
>>
>>163270779
>Didn't even nerf Heroic Difficulty

Rag will continue to be broken.
>>
>it's another season of 5/5 placement matches

zzz
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>buy rag for 15k
>he gets nerfed 2 days later

E B I N :d
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>When it's a fair 5v5 engagement on the objective, all ten players are at full hp
>2 players on your team, never the enemy team, choose to run away to ensure the other three get fucked because they don't want to ruin their precious hots kdr
>they proceed to shit talk the others for feeding, "why would you go in", etc

fuck ranked this game is trash
>>
>5th loss in a row because everyone in Gold is a mong who picks "playmaking" ults only to miscast them
>>
>>163273365
>gold
>expecting literally anything from teammates
>gold
>trying to play tassadar

lmao foolishly is right

>>163274658

considering highest was, and probably still is d3 500p isnt it ideal to not go 10-0 and bump that mmr up too much
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>>163275108
>played 4 games with a muradin who takes haymaker
>always punching tanks into the group or saving enemy dps because they think it's enough damage to kill
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>Rag nerfs
>they nerf the ult all the idiots take no matter what and leave my sulfuras alone
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>>163275221
>you get "personal" rank adjustment
>for being at the mercy of the worst shitters in your server range
>>
>>163275042
>not wanting to ruin kda

doesn't this game still not even display it, let alone important stuff like quest progress, kill participation etc

>>163274895
>65% win rate

what do you expect, he still looks to be stupid op
>>
I feel like all the hours I've put into this game are completely wasted because I'll never get to see a "real" match, only one-sided stomps or slugfests where everyone miscasts literally everything in Gold League. It just seems like wasted time to me now.
>>
>>163275279
Sulfuras is criminally underrated.
>>
>>163275751
make a smurf, enjoy Diamond league
>>
>dehaka
>good
lol what
>>
>>163275751

>raf smurf for free sylv, raynor and stim
>play 20 quick matches, win most of (premade if you want, maybe?)
>level heroes to 5 in vs. ai, or unranked/qm if you know you'll win most of the time
>go 5-5 or 6-4 in placements
>diamond

wah lah
>>
>>163275540
>he still looks to be stupid op
not with those nerfs, he wasnt even op to begin with
>>
>>163275751
That's pretty much the game, do you believe it's different in master and gm?
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>>163275279
yeah, no reason not to pick Smash now
>>
Does /hotsg/ even have a regular ranked team?
>>
so they "halved" the amount of people in Diamond

haven't played yet but can people still place d3 as quickly and easily as before
>>
>>163277779
yes
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>>163216791

Prove it. Show us the stream or GTFO. :^)
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>>163275751

This is the Smash Bros of assfaggot games. You play it so you can play your favorite guy, not because it's a fair and balanced tactical skill and prowess game where you can show your mad skills. Smash Brothers has a very passionate competitive scene, but online play will forever be a mini game for kids and exploiting shitbois.
>>
Rexxar is the best!
>>
>>163279103
Rexxar is the worst
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>>163279103
Agreed!

>>163280008
Disagree!
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>>163279049
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>>163279049
mm, that's sort of how seems

biggest thing I've looked forward to is just hero releases to see what they do next, because the game itself definitely doesn't feel to be going places
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>>163279103
>>163280298
Why does Marauder Rexxar wear a belly-free armor?
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>>163280437

Don't get me wrong. The base game is good enough, but it's designed specifically with team play in mind, which pubs will never, ever have.
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>>163281441

Oh, yeah. Just seems like a bit of a rough solo queue game, which is literally what it just became.
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>>163275751
Honestly like what >>163279049 said I play this game because i like to play my favorite wow characters. The first here i ever bought wa arthas and he carried me through QM back in beta it was fun as hell. and i also like to play dress up.
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>>163279049
>>163280437
>>163281809
The designers saw this was going to be the case in alot of cases, hence the QM function.
In HL this doesnt hold true if youre above plat
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>>163283012
i don't even
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>everybody saying ranged assassin is the easiest class
>suck at them
feels okay since melee assassins are way better anyway.
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why can't i stop guys?
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>>163284348
Melee assassins are harder than ranged ones imo.

Goes probably
Mages < Ranged AA < Melees < Tanks < Supports
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>>163241178
ur bad
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>>163284348
>maintain distance
>auto-attack thing

It's pretty intuitive. Go back and play some Raynor to pick up the fundamentals.
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>tfw HotS will never ever get a comic like Overwatch
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>>163284860
>not thinking raynor is the ultimate playmaker
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>>163286587
Ded games don't get comics
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>>163286587
How would it work though? Everything in the nexus is considered non-canon unlike in overwatch where the comics are the only canon thing and the game is completely unrelated to it.
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>>163286595

Nah, just saying that he's still probably the best to go back and learn the role/position on. Valla/Tychus are trickier, for instance.

And not in the worst of positions right now, although I don't know how much of a hand his bugs play in that.
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>>163286895
>canon
You don't need either canon, nor reason to have a light-hearted, comedic comic featuring characters from different franchises interacting.
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Today's my 21st bday, someone want to send me 10 blizz bucks so i can buy pajamathur before i go out? Email is [email protected]
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>>163287385
>buying skins that aren't on sale
questionable
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>>163287636
I try to wait for sales but sometimes the need arises
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>do placements
>7 wins, 3 losses
>silver 4

great game.
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>>163286587

Tracer would totally make out with Valla.
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>>163288692

That's sort of how it should be, though.

>7-3 placements on fresh account
>was intentionally trying to throw
>diamond III, 500 points

This, this is dumb.
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>They nerfed MC's cooldown

Goddammit, you fucking whiny little bitches. Man, that's annoying.
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>>163289041
stop being a whiny little bitch
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>>163288692
>do placements
>7 wins, 3 losses
>diamond 3
you're just shit
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>>163286587
somebody write some good fan fiction already, that tutorial where you meet Uther as Raynor and defeat Diablo was so cool. Some of these heroes have some really cool synergy with each other
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>no spider hero
>no snek hero

T.T
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>>163289454
Vashj and Cydaea will come out eventually.
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Just saw the patch, rag is still OP, isn't he?
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>>163290002
They didn't nerf Heroic Difficulty, so yes.
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>when your "captain" is behind the meta and lets the enemy have malf, diablo and thrall
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Murawin Marauder skin is out
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>>163291071
He doesn't even need a mount, he just flies
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>we're back in the gank meta
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>>163291071
That is a fucking nice skin, almost makes me want to pay the ridiculous price
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fuck

better luck next season I guess, no way I'm getting out of this
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>>163292626
>literally 3 wins from plat
>no way out
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>>163292708
anything can happen in just 3 little games anon

it's best not to chance it
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>>163292626
>3 wins from plat

Oh, come on.

>>163292381
>zag becoming worse with each patch and hero release

i miss comfy lane bug
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>>163292626
Here's a tip, if you lose, stop playing ranked for the day.
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>>163292875
Damn, what a tip. Did you go to Harvard for that one?
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>>163292626

Same thing happened to me except it was 2 wins with the promo match. Both were wins, so you can get lucky too. Good luck.
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>>163292875
Eh, to each their own. I've known people who were tilted off a single death, and others that'd lose game after game without letting it get to them.

>knew somebody who could only play after having a drink, but just the one
>knew somebody who only played well when angry/tilted

Neither of the two played hots, just sayin' different things work for different people.
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>Tfw you play your ass off, 0 deaths, top everything
>Then Artanis goes and throws the game trying to get a XSICKXFUCKINXPRISMSWAPX and they're not retarded so they push in and win.

I hate this planet.
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who's carrying your ass in HL this season /hotsg/?
i'm on 80% WR with my grill Auriel
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>Play HL
>Guy says: I'm 4-0 in my placements with kael, so I'm picking him
>We lose
>Queue again
>He is on the enemy team
>Picks kael again
>We steamroll them
I think he meant 0-4
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>>163294176
Tychus, just like old times.
Though I do miss the hipster cred, nowadays everyone knows he's tier 1.
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>>163293863

>literally the last game i played before s2 ended

Haven't played since. Still tilted.


>blackhearts
>two people down for 30
>our thrall has like 18 coins, enough for a turn
>enemy team doesn't have enough to turn
>WE HAVE TO STOP, as he spam pings the turnin
>runs in literally 1v5
>dies
>gives them two turns
>lose

:^) I know it'll eventually balance out, but sometimes you just lose the will to queue up.
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this game doesn't have mmr decay like dota 2, right?
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Guess worst trolls abilities and kit /hotsg/

Whoever is closest gets a cookie
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>>163296306
>another assassin
wtf
they could have at least bring voljin as a specialist
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>>163296195
>mmr decay

No, at least I'm pretty sure.

>rank decay

Nope. Everybody deserves to be at least Diamond. You don't have to maintain the rank, either. Get Master then tank down to Silver, you'll still get Master rewards.

>>163296306

He's going to be ranged, right? On the off chance he isn't I'd like to say he'll be Olaf.

>no idea what his wc2 kit is forgive me
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>>163296540
noone cares about memejin
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>>163296195
New seasons move everyone's rating towards the average somewhat to allow more mobility, but outside of that there's no decy.
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>>163296306
>Q: skillshot that does damage and slows
>W: attack speed buff
>E: dodge roll
>R1: drop to 10% max HP (or remain at current amount if lower) for 3 seconds, then regenerate to 75%
>R2: halve attack speed but gain 20% slow on attacks + 20% life leech
>D: every 3rd auto attack deals splash damage

A fresh & original kit brought to you by Blizzard Entertainment LLC
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hm almost wonder if they'll give him draven axes

also; how they'll handle the health regen. Have a self-only brightwing passive?
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>>163296306
Q - Skillshot that slows
W - Makes you lose health but gain att speed
E - Escape tool
R1 - I don't know
R2 - Skillshot something
D - After being hit by an ability you get health reg. This stacks.
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>>163297498
too much slows going on
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I know you're here, you shitter le epig redditor xD Zeratul. Fuck you.
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Haven't spent anything on this game but the new Mura skin really makes me want to.

I love Mura but don't like his master skin too much.
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>>163299029
stay mad bby ;)
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>>163299338
I don't even give a shit about SC, and even I think that skin is fucking astounding.
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>>163299029
?
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>>163299405
>>163299338
>even warcraft characters look better in SC gear than actualy SC characters

blizzard needs to pull the plug from this useless franchise, nobody cares about muh spess mureens muh RTS muh kerrigan
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Tyrael is the BEST!
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>it's a medivh first pick instalock in HL
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so

i played a bit during beta, forgot about this game and came back

can any hero beat gazlowe in terms of fun?
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>>163301560
>fast as fuck
>slows everyone down
>supports team with shields and movement speed
>literally best ult in the entire game
>mobile as shit
>zarya ult on q
>does good dmg for a tank
How can people NOT love this

>when some dumb idiot in hl tells me he doesn't have anything to offer except for his ult
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dubs decide what i type in chat
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>>163301594
>he just stays in bird form forever
>"im the vision u fuckwit"
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>Tfw you beat a 5 stack of quick meme cancer while playing a hero for the first time ever

CHEERS LOVE CAVALRY'S ERE AH FISH CHIPS INNIT GUVNER

I fucking hate her in Overwatch but holy shit she's fun in HoTS.
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>>163302048
There are no dubs but you should type:
>Which one of you is man enough to fill my hole with your manly sperm?
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>>163273572
Fuck you Gucci. That wasnt me.

Btw its
B I G
Dingo
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Since lava lane is now 120 seconds now is sulfaras smash better since it's timer is only 60 seconds?
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>>163302930
>120s
>only
they should raise it to 150 or 180s and restore the damage it had pre-nerf
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>>163303332
Off by 1.
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I literally did everything myself. Saved everyone's dumb asses from hooks with perfect walls. Trapped every squishy in them and watched big mongo give them the slam jam treatment. Soaked all the EXP. Killed every wave of catapults coming for our core. Got everyone over their tilt with friendly bantz.

If only my team mates hadn't spent 20 minutes soloing and blaming Tyrande for everything, this win wouldn't have taken more than half(!) an hour.

ty for reading this blog, reddit
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>>163304325

it was good read

>falstad
>most deaths

how do they always find a way
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>>163304325
>pick obongo
>hurr durr muh team


retard
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>>163304430
By typing in chat instead of looking at mini map.

>>163304564
I have best doctor at 66% win rate my dude. Me unga.
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>>163304430
>be playing aba on towers of doom
>see falstad and think "oh we may win this teamfight!"
>as soon as he spawns he fly towards the middle bushes and gets gangraped by a kerrigan and a dehaka
globals are a mistake
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>>163301693
azmodan to see the other enemy run everyway stopping your push

chromie if you are not a bronzie

tracer is pretty fun too

nova

chen

kharazim can be fun

abathur mines + stitches is still a good laugh.
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>>163301693
he's third to zagara and murky to me. all good just do what the fuck you want characters.
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>>163305076
Actually I have Chromie because I played the random brawl and liked her, should I talent the dragon thing or sandball?
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I think this game has the ugliest, most out-of-place UI I've ever seen. Blizzard's biggest franchises are grimdark and noblebright fantasy, why is HOTS's entire theme this ugly hi-tech blue hexagon shit?
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>>163306856
idk

ui overhaul when, i want party/teammate frames
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>>163306856
you'd prefer LeL's dusty bioware RPG ass UI, I reckon
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>>163306694
Sandball, always sandball. Pick bronze talons if they have tracer.
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How do I do good siege damage as zagara? I keep getting beaten out by ragnaros and xul
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>>163307484
i mean it conveys quite a bit more information, like buff/debuff duration, health, mana cs and build

>>163307772

Uh. Xul deletes waves. That's it. No idea about Ragnaros. Just something to keep in mind when looking at those numbers, because Zag can shred structures.

she used to be able to, anyways t.t
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haha

long boy
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>brawl memes
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i'd pay to be able to shit talk the other team
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>>163308915
>all chat literally never

feels bad
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>>163307772

Baneling talent and medusa blades is good damage
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Tyrael is fucking strong this update.
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>tfw the tracer/tassadar combo has become drastically less overpowered ever since people realized how good taunt Varian is against tracer
good fucking riddance to bad fucking rubbish
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>>163308752
>someshitter (E.T.C.) (Thrall)
huehue
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>>163310597

>rehgar, morales, or auriel on my team
>playing tyreal
>go right click build
>after teleport to sword I get 75%+ attack speed
>mfw face when
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>playing Butcher
>Alarak keeps cock blocking me with telekinesis, knocking me away right after I charge + brand someone
>this results in my death a couple times
>fight breaks out at the objective
>turn on the furnace
>charge
>blast goes off as I hit him
>finish him with a 200 meat stack right click
>do this for the rest of the game

we could have been friends Alarak, all you had to do was let me kill Brightwing
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>>163316379
>Playing Samuro.
>Butcher tries to charge me the entire game.
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>>163316486
>Playing Butcher
>try to charge an almost dead Samuro
>UNREVEALABLE right as I hit him
>he turns around and skewers me since I was low too

I learned my lesson
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>barely get auto-attack off on fleeing <5% health li-ming
>she presses E
>auto disappears

disjoints are bullshit desu
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>>163316826
It's even worst with Samuro while your cloaking. Sometimes he'll do the whole swing but it still doesn't count.
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>tfw only negro in the squad
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>>163307772
you take serrated spines and viscous acid and kill them. if they are on your team then you might need maw so don't worry so much then.

>>163310659
raynor was there to ruin tracer all along. people just don't really care all that much about winning. they simply must play ranked with their friends and ride new or favorite character dick all day no matter what.
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>tfw your favorite and most played heroes only have 50% winrate so you will never rank up with them

feels bad mang
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>>163317675
Who is it?
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>>163317675
>tfw only just now reached 50% winrate with CHROME DOME despite usually doing well with her and despite my overall win rate being over 60%
She has been a curse for me since release. She isn't a favourite however. My Abathur's barely over 50% too--too unrealistic to play consistently and expect consistent results (wins)
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Is anyone else super pleased with HOTS right now?

This state feels like the best it has been in a while.
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Tried Timewalker's Pursuit on Chromie and man, that shit is useful as fuck. Probably gonna pick it everytime now.
Sure I miss out on the bonus damage of the other 2 talents but I think the utility and +5% ability power make up for it
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>Play Assasin
>No support nor tank in team
>Play Support
>Get a shitty comp against a 5 stack

QM is hell isn't it?
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>>163318034
apart from earthquake being overly powerful I have no complaints
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>>163318034
Yes, loads of fun playing atm. I just pray the double support / double tank meta the pros go for atm doesnt reach the normal queues ...
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>>163318412
It won't because most people don't want to play support.
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>>163318042
Why would you? The other two are always better.
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>>163318042
I think the W quest is still strictly better because damage + double vision range is brutal, but Timewalker's fun against stealthed heroes, maybe?
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>>163318276
>play abathur
>go hat build
>literally nothing goes wrong unless team is being ultra retarded and by that point I don't even pick clone because no ones pushing anyways
Playing abathur in qm is a test of might
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>Get MVP when you lose.

Is their a bigger fuck you to the rest of the team?
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>>163320229

+damage isn't always the best (smartest) choice. The vision is actually insane for landing your skillshots. It's also extremely useful for demoralizing the enemy, and forcing them to lose ground.

Vision is always an invaluable resource. One that is all too easily forgotten.

The mana regen bonus is just icing on the cake for a hero that is fairly mana intensive.
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>>163322061
>chromie
>mana intensive
>occasional, short and small vision is better than hundreds of damage
The amount of bronze in this general sometimes.
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>>163140484

Lava Wave nerfed, so now it's a no brainer
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>>163322165

>le ebin call what i dont agree with bronze xD

gold spotted.

Hundreds of damage is useless if you can't see your enemy. You already do plenty enough damage to instakill most mages with loop without the damage talents at 1.

Take your memery elsewhere. This game isn't about who can dish out the most damage, it's about which team is informed and skilled.
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>>163322423
>the only way you can see enemies is if you pick the vision talent
10/10 logic.
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>>163322165
>chromie not mana intensive
>thinking vision is bad
Nigger you could have 99999 damage but if you can't land it then it's fucking useless, just like people who says piercing sands is bad on a team with 2 tanks bodyblocking every fucking skillshot.
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>He takes loop
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>>163322517

>he doesn't understand the intricacies of infowar.

You understand this is a TEAM game right? If you know where the enemy is, but they don't know where you are, you've already won the battle. Either by preventing them from attacking, or picking them off from far away. Which, guess what, is what Chromie literally does as a hero.

That's okay man, you keep dying to nova and zeratool while you rage at your team for not protecting you. You could have prevented this.
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>>163322871
>The only way you can see cloaked heroes is with detection
10/10 logic once again.
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>>163322693

I take the slow occasionally if the enemy team is built around diving and harassment, but loop is all around better when you're dealing with squishy enemies and a team that doesn't know how to capitalize on the slow.
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>bronze dragon dicussion

I'm loving this.

Hey, thoughts on Bronze Talons? Just curious as to what people think.
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>>163323106
Good on maps where the added auto attack damage is needed. Helps with stuff like BoE and stuff. Maps where you have to delay stuff I think the piercing blast is better.
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>>163323106
>bronze dragon
lel
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>>163323047

Just how black and white is your world?
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>>163323301
Amazing argument kid.
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>>163323339

Keep losing games kiddo.

>>163318034

It feels pretty good aside from Dehaka's domination right now.
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>>163323579
Feels good being a qm player, I never see Dehakas there.
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Gul'dan is good!

If the enemy is bad!

Seriously, he's so shit, how do you git gud when people just dance around your REALLY EASILY VISIBLE CIRCLES OF DEATH unless you have a Malfurion sucking your green fel-corrupted cock and making it idiotproof? I'm not a fucking mind-reader, this is why fighting games are shit BECAUSE I'M NOT FUCKING PSYCHIC.

Mobas need to stop with the "OH LOOK VISIBLE BULLSEYE" shit. Makes half this crap impossible to land.
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>>163323579
Another good argument.
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>>163323652

It must be nice.

Dehakakakaka is a cancer upon mages.
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>>163320321
get taunt varian and anyone with burst
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>>163322375
2 charges also reduces cd to 90 seconds, so in a sense the talent got buffed by 200%.
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>>163323579
>2 days ago
>play HL
>People asking if we should do 2 warriors
>I pick diablo, teammate picks dehaka

It was an anal rape fest in the scope of backdoor sluts 9
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>>163323726
Your supposed to try and read where you think they will go. Like do people just stand still for every skill shot for you?
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>>163279049
Pretty much this.

It's like Hearthstone. It's not meant to replace shit like Dota or magic the gathering. It's supposed to give normies something to try and milk 20 bucks out of them before they quit. It's fun, and there's some strategy involved, but it's not an autism box and it doesn't try to be.

I just wish the mount/skin options didn't suck dick. Dota has HoTS beat on shiny hats.
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>>163322423
>taking memeloop over the utility of darude slows
ishygddt my famalam
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>>163324028
>point and click stun
>taunt
>juggernaut/ms if tass is there

Based varian saving the nexus from the most cancer combo ever created.
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>>163324150
>>163324150
>>163324150
new bread
migrate whenever
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>>163323726
>Mobas need to stop with the "OH LOOK VISIBLE BULLSEYE" shit. Makes half this crap impossible to land.

Have you every played Space Invaders senpai? It's like that

>this is why fighting games are shit BECAUSE I'M NOT FUCKING PSYCHIC.
No you're just bad. You don't have to be psychic. You just need to learn mechanics and then understand certain characters cna only move in certain ways. It requires autism, not skill.
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>>163279049

>You play it so you can play your favorite guy

No Protoss Dragoon. Fuck this game

>Not because it's a fair and tactical skill and prow-

This is why Melee's popular. It's fucking AUTISM OF THE FINGERS skill and ur favorite guy.
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>>163323726
>visual indicators are the reason i can't hit skillshots

lmao

literally git gud
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>>163322971
Not him, but the reveal genuineky is good against those because you ca'nt rely on your team to see them and your skillshots have a delay long enough for them to do all they want to do before you can hit them.

I'd still take the W quest in any other situation.
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>>163323204
I just wish sandblast could hit fucking bosses holy shit.
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>>163323726
Corruption is now vector based like meteor, how good is it?
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>>163324598

>Hit 100% of meteors

Feels good man
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>>163323726
theres a reason they call them skillshots
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>>163323726
He's broken if you have malf/varian already picked. Otherwise he's unplayable. He's """"niche"""" :^)
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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