/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

how do i know when my mix is done burning? i died and analyzed the air and it was 99% CO2, but looked exactly the same as it did when it started burning. do i just have to trust time?

2nd for waifus!

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Best Waifu!

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>>163129963

"If you don't secure valids when possible I will literally fucking kill you"

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>Finally achieve the dream of a borer in every part of my body
>Die and get spaced
>Borers are arguing like they're a country in civil war

That round really was something

>>163130234
What did he mean by this?

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>>163129721
>Start Industrial Scale Chicken Farm
>Try to hire new employees
>Hit the hard chicken cap
>Can't make anymore chickens
>Scientist shows up
>Ask her if she wants a job
>She converts me to her shit cult
>Cult doesnt communicate
>Start processing chickens into meat
>Theres no chef
>Mess around with the book she gave me
>Wipe the runes
>Apparently the AI was watching me, because as soon as i wiped it, the Chaplain started screaming over the radio i was cultist
>Get deconverted
>Chaplain keeps slamming me with his null rod
>Spend 30 minutes in an Ody as the Chaplain hunts for his valids.

I hate Nar-Sie

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>just absently observing while playing shitty 4x games in another window
>YOU ARE GHOST, GO KILL PEOPLE
>oh fuck!
>manage to kill four people before falling apart.

Neat.

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>Secondary Lumbricus speaks from your host's right arm: "I think all the ghosts went into the borers"

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>>163130373

>>163130065
You know, I hate you, but you're still right.

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>>163130265
>Only got a borer once
>Left me within a minute
Why

>>163130306
I don't know, I'm just quoting him

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>borer crawls into my ear
>immediately go munch on some bustanuts
>claim I didn't know
Borers a shit.

>>163130485
>not knowing the spirit world has to give up a soul to birth a new being
>we were trying to manifest ghosts after hatching around 6 borers
Mate step it up.

>>163130442
revenant?

>>163130801
>claim I didn't know
Why bother
borers are valid as fuck

>>163130801
Bustanuts have salt?

>>163130829
manifest ghost.

SWING FOR THE KNEES, IT'LL BE A BREEZE.

>You can see how many units of something there are in a mixed drink

fix when?

>>163130373
You got caught because when you made a rune you screamed out the chanting over the radio by accidentally

[16:10:43]SAY: Mr.Foster Lester/Anglosphere (@271,311,5) As Galactic Common : Kla`atu barada nikt'o!

>>163131127
>0.147283 units of toxins

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>bartender wants help to "move some stuff"
>drag me to maint
>open a room full of runes
>run
>climb medbay disposals to avoid him
>end in space because someone rerouted disposals to incinerator and left it's shutters open
NEXT TIME AT LEAST WARN PEOPLE OVER COMMS

>>163131127
>you can identify every single chemical in a drink
literally this xvyyf zl vzzrefvbaf

>>163131349
;DOCTORS TO ANON'S DORM FAST!

>>163131127

How is that any different from knowing a boot is three pints and a pint is equal to 16 fluid ounces?

>>163131127
how do you even know you're holding a drink?
how do you know how to drink out of a big boy glass?
think you're too cool to have a sippy cup with your cat friends huh? pffffffffffffffffffff wow fucking get this metagamer outta here.

>>163131127
Should say what colours there are in the drink instead

>The drink's layers of dark blue, dark purple, purple, green, and yellow

>>163130801
>"egs deee i dun no bors a shit"
>gets shit on by borers and people hopped up on borers
>will later cry about how shit borers are

how do you pronoucne the abbreviations for head roles
for me
cmo=see mo
ce=chee
hos=hose
hop=hope
rd=ready

round where everyone communicates through text to speech programs when

>>163133316
cmo= c m o
ce= c e
hos= hos
hop= hop
rd= r d
qm= q m
Anything else is wrong

I'm not giving you your (you) because you don't deserve it

>>163133354
ONE DAY WHILE ANDY WAS MASTURBATING, WOODY GOT WOOD

>>163133316
cmo -> c m o
ce -> c e
hos -> hoss
hop -> h o p
rd -> r d

>>163133316
you say the letters

what is the secret of the secret repo?

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>>163133890
It's a secret.

>>163133890
things that affect movement speed that people like Probe think will cause a fucking LA riot in the thread if revealed

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>>163134113
>a fucking LA riot in the thread if revealed
HONK LIVES MATTER
REVEAL THE REPO, PROBE

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>>163134113
>tfw a nice traitor
>objectives are
>Steal the CE's belt
>Leave the station on shuttle
>am a station engineer
>wait for fellow engineers to leave to set up different engines
>there is no CE
>Emagg my way in and steal the belt
>wear it for the rest of the round and do my job
>only bought an emagg and never hurt anyone

who here a nice traitor?

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Hewwo

>>163135219
Please stop typing like that it's just weird not cute

>>163135265
it just sounds like they're mentally challenged rather than childish or such

>>163133316
cmo = cee em o
ce = see e
hos = hos
hop = hop
rd = ar dee
qm = kyu em (or, should I say, queue'em)

>>163135107
Your job as a traitor is not to be nice, but to be interesting.

If you don't hurt anyone at all, there's no point to it.

>>163135667
I agree with you, but I'm going to point out that you don't actually have to hurt people to be interesting or to antagonize

>>163135107
I usually don't ever need my TCs so I use them to gift people things if they do nice things before I kill up the station.

>>163135667
I did my objectives, there is no reason I should kill anyone unless they got in the way of my objectives

>>163133316
I just say the letters, except for HoP, which I think it's like "hop" or "hope".

>>163135901
Saying H o S is weird, I'd say Hoss

>>163135813
>objectives
oh come on, objectives are pointless if you're going to go about them like that, at least do something interesting if you're going to get your objectives uneventfully.

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>>163135219

goon flavor objectives when?

>>163135970
to be fair most rounds I dont get to play the nice traitor because people are in the way of my objectives. Like getting the RD jumpsuit with full science crew, fuck that

>>163135219
I think Noodles is cute and I want to give him hugs.

>>163135746
I have a doozie saved up for the next time I'm tator.

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>you can literally get banned for making fun of the admins
Nice server cucks

>>163136709
>don't be a dick is literally one of the rules

>>163136709
shit like this makes me think i should give /tg/ a try

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>>163136853
>>163136810
nice meme

>>163136853
consider the following: the worst /vg/ vox player is better than the best TG lizard

I think kammer smells like a fish!

>>163136969
Most girls do!

>>163136961
>lizards

oh yeah that's right

>>163137036
>thinking Kammer is a girl
>thinking the jsgate proves anything

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>>163137036
>girls

>>163136709
>>163136853
The ban was requested as far as I know.

>>163136853
That's not what that means generally. Insult us all you want.

>tfw you'll never be mistaken as a qtgirl on a spessmen game

Why live?

Why is Rin such a shit?

Borer antags re-added to the game when?

There has to be a risk of a downside for all the benefits they give.

>>163137839
>latching on to everything in sight
>mutating shit at random
>generally being a fuckwit

There's a decent downside alright

>>163137764
To be fair I'm even more of a shitter for failing to kill them when their HoS jumpsuit was my objective

>>163137839
Were they really antagonists or were they just treated that way by players?

sec a shit

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>>163129721
>Shoot the vampire with my chicken gun
>It doesnt do any damage

thanks a fuck ton for the help hyun and worms. i look forward to applying it in the future

>>163135667
>job is to be interesting
>lel bom, BLASDMA, and ebin dank murderbone
>interesting

>>163138140
Borers used to be an antag mode in 2014, their goal was to subvert the station by taking over key elements of the station

It was removed because once a Borer mind controls you, you're pretty much removed from the round.

>>163138140
They could make you drop dead iirc

Hosts never did anything interesting with it and usually just treated it like a free antag ticket.

>>163138140
They were antagonists. They had their own gametype. It was a holdover from Bay where the borer would convince its host to do bad things. You can guess how that turned out.
>I HAVE A BORER I'M SPACING MYSELF
>EVERYONE GET A HELMET

That's not even taking into account what the hosts would sometimes do.

>become the first borer
>be a good broodmother, lay 8 eggies
>vampire comes and kills our host
>borers leave the host to join the vampire as a new host
>vampire gets attacked in the meantime, spawns bats
>die to bats from the vampire after slaving away creating eggies

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>>163133316
hop=hoppou

Disposals is weird. It's all find and dandy when there's one inlet and one outlet, but junctions are making things complicated. What factors which end you shoot out of?

>>163138478
>>163138434
I'm talking about post gamemode where they were admin spawn only and their only objective was survive, were they truly antagonists or did people just treat them that way because they had an objective and they had means to fuck their hosts over

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>borers used to be called "meme"

Boy whoever convinced them to implement that at face value must've been some kind of meme master.

And the madmen actually coded it.

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>>163138512
Everything after the very moment I entered xenobio became a clusterfuck for me, it was fun

You could have joined your children, I'm a good borer parent/host

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>Almost 2017
>Not playing security borg
>especially with the amount of non-human crew around

Set stun sticks to discriminate we got some xenos to bully

>>163138652
They were antagonists still. They didn't change until the PR that made them organic chem dispensers.

>>163138686
>borers used to be called "meme"
I was under the impression that meme mode was a separate, unfinished gamemode that existed alongside borers.

>>163138880
Memes were literally the same concept as borers because they are both the same thing

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>>163138686
>borers were literally a meme-mode

nice.

>>163138728
>playing sec borg litterally ever
end yourself

>>163138512
i tried to get inside you, there's a channel that has to occur in order to get inside. Your bats killed me as you were running away.

can someone link me the logs?

>>163139052
Buttmad sub-human detected.

True hell would be service or engine borg since fuckers would pester you non-stop.

>>163139138
OP
P

>>163139138
Sure thing
>>163129721 8th item

>>163139278
>>163139279
my bad, missed it

>>163138696
>>163139057
You, sorry i am retard

>>163138880
Meme was different, you could spread from host to host and jump to any host you attuned, but had barely any way of directing them outside of RP. The worst you had was a button to make them intermittently pass out and be spammed with YOU ARE IN PAIN text. Also flashes killed you.

>>163130801
Why would this be a bad thing?

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>>163139052
>tfw sec-borg
>tfw assisting human officer arrest non-human filth
>tfw non-human trash screams law 2 nonstop

Is there a way to play as a chicken like a mouse?

>>163138512
>Borers joining their host's killer
No loyalty these days.

>>163130683
Borer players are Jewish, they want your juicy innards, then they fuck off to look for exciting hosts, like the Hossman or the Hopman, or an assistant with the armory in his pocket.

>>163137186
>he hasn't seen shiggy's stalking pic of kammer

>>163133316
See em oh.
See ee.
Hoss.
Hop.
arr dee.

>>163135446
Ayy, another reasonable man.

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>>163139965
>Hossman or the Hopman

>>163140125
I'd totally love to see what all of the admins look like

>>163138728
>gotta actively enforce my operating parameters on the human crew
bad design
goon was right

>>163140374
Well yes, I am not there to serve the crew remember, I'm there to follow my laws.

>>163140125
Shiggy also claimed to have pics of morena proving they were a girl.

>>163140723
nah wasn't that morena saying that?
anyway this is some shit he got off sj

arrest all nonhumans station when

>>163140343
jj looks like snoopdogg

vox replaced with VUX when?

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>Slippy Joe tries to slip me with soap
>Flash him
>QM goes into an autistic rage
>Starts cutting me with wirecutters
>I fight back
>Smashes me with a toolbox
>Cuffs me
>Kidnaps me
>Locks me in a locker
>Mechanic tries to safe me
>He kills the mechanic
>He wasn't an antag

TOP TIER ESCALATION BUDDY

>Malf round goin good
> blam the console
> someone built a backup console just in case and blows everyone
this is some right bullshit, it was going so well.

Fuck, the rounds when I'm a clown always end in <10 minutes. I didn't even get to pull any good pranks.

>be borer wanting to create eggies
>host gets borged
>go to journalist, tell him
>he lets the station know
>shitters complaining about metashit in OOC
>tfw banned from OOC

>>163141121
I am sorry for you, man.
This was not fair, there's no way this was legit.

>>163133316
> cmo = see moe
> ce = see ee
> hos = hoss
> hop = hop
> rd = are dee

>>163141115
Who did i do surgery on? you or the QM?

>>163140653
bad design

>>163141242
I'm not sure what happened to the QM.

I brought the mechanic in for surgery.

>>163141115
Fuck that QM, holy shit, the fuck was he doing kidnapping the Xenobiologist?

>>163141330
She was wearing a chicken suit that's obviously very suspicious :^)

>>163141226
this is the only right answer.

>>163141292
yea it was the QM then. He said it wasnt his fault

I think Kammerjunk swallows semen thrice a day!

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>>163141259
Stay salty then faggot, not my fault that you fail to grasp that the borgs and AI are not there to work with you like the rest of the crew.

>>163141450
>you will never make her swallow your semen

>>163141537
>her
Kammerjunk is a cute Danish boy, 6'3 (5.8") with blonde hair and blue eyes, with a twinkish frame
I have proof

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>>163133890
There's absolutely nothing gameplay-altering in there.
All that's in there are the anti-banevasion checks (pretty much the only reason why the sekrit repo even exists and should continue existing), the panic bunker (I have no fucking idea why that is in the sekrit repo), and shit like halloween/christmas specials (I have no fucking idea either, most of the time they even break something else. Remember last year's lame-o halloween that made everyone uncloneable?)

>>163138650
Disregard this, I suck cocks.

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>>163134113
>>163135020
1. I don't have secret repo access
2. I only vaguely know what is in it.
3. I've never been particularly for or against it.

>>163141652
>6'3 (5.8")

What

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>>163141668

>>163141652
then why everyone says 5'4 girl
niggly and shiggy says it

>>163142229
You know exactly what I mean
>>163142345
fetish shit probably, he likes dressing in woman's clothes

>>163142326
What's this reaction image supposed to mean?

>>163141468
bad design

>>163142412
>anti-banevasion

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>>163142492

>>163142562
HIGH-LEVEL

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>>163142630

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>>163141668
t. cucksterfucker

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>>163142707

>>163142924
the secret repo has cluster's code that will kill celt in real life if he doesnt finish his 100 bugs and snowmap

>>163142924
>tries to rearrange clusterfack's name to include "cuck"
>not "flusteredcuck"
Come on Anon.

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>>163143098

>>163142924
>>163143489

hahahah so funny ahahhahaha you made my name a swear word hahahaheh gee that really got me laughing it's not like it already is a fucking swear word or antything you useless fucking cunt

>>163143543
Yeah but it's a new swear, it's fresh bro

>>163143543
>clusterfack
>posting in the thread ever

>>163143661
my theory is that cluster is an ai who only exists for github

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>>163143543
gottis

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>>163143543

>>163143721
considering how autistic he has been about any discord activity and reluctant to play any games with the discord, that's a solid theory

>>163143005
>>163142707
Are these niggas still streaming?

Explosion with size (6, 13, 26)

does this mean 6 dev?

>>163144113
Oh yeah. They're doing Brood War tournaments too.

It is the one saving grace of Starcraft 2 that Tastosis are still there.

>>163144664
(dev, heavy, light)

>>163144664
Yes. 6 devastation, 13 medium, 26 light.

>>163144664
Yep.

>>163144745
>>163144768
>>163144853
thanks boys

>>163144664
Speaking of, what's the cap on /vg/ again? Is that it? Sounds about right.

>>163144894
24 i believe

>>163144998
7 dev. 24 lights seems about right but it may be 32

>>163144001
Cluster used to be a part of the discord and play games with us, he was an arrogant cunt and when people told him to stop being a dick to everyone he'd get pissed off.

t. Discord insider

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unnerf trader armor

>>163146501
why?

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>>163146501
die of exposure

>>163146582
>asteroid monsters
>space monsters
>station crew
why not?

>>163146667
>asteroid monsters
they have such braindead patterns you'd have to be retarded to die to them
>space monsters
if you're space exploring you should know where to get guaranteed super-armor
>station crew
do not pox and you will not be lynched

>>163146809
>implying vox can wear regular armor
>implying crew doesn't attack vox for existing

>>163146667
>being such a crummy trader that the CREW has to fight you off
>wearing the dumb ugly hardsuit 24/7 when interacting with the crew

>>163146838
they can wear the armor you find in space, dum-dum

>>163146809
>they have such braindead patterns you'd have to be retarded to die to them
Go fight two or more Goliaths at the same time and tell us how much fun it was.

>>163146930
have you tried KITING THE INCREDIBLY SLOW MONSTER SO AS TO FIGHT ONE AT A TIME

>>163146930
Don't forget surprise tentacles from out of view

>>163130265
>borer invades me
>weld myself into an escape pod
>handcuff myselff to the chair


harharhar

>>163147162
Borers can't assume control no more you know.

>>163147252
Was on a different server

As a virologist, I've preformed too many surgeries. 2 gender reassignment and 1 failed brain transplant.

>>163146930
>stand still
>wait for DDR tentacles
>dodge
>move
>repeat
You can do this even if there's two of them. It's not hard.

>>163135107
>usually don't try to murderbone people
>try to be 2sneaky
>leave random traitor shit around so other people can have fun with it/provide decoys for me

>>163138650
Junctions have a subtle arrow on their sprite, that is the output end.

>be traitor
>just generally cause chaos
>emag my way into engine
>fuck with controls
>let loose the god

>fuck with tcomms
>cut random wires
>remove lightbubls
>people think there's shadowlings

>emag my way in and steal whatever stupid bullshit objective
>usually all this chaos has caused whoever my target is to get killed
>just leave

>>163148245
Be an antagonist. Antagonize people. Does that mean kill everyone you see? It can, but doesn't have to. Steal important things, break into places, sabotage, murder, and just generally fuck shit up.

The best way to play antagonist is to play out gimmicks that you could only do as antagonist, but the second best is to give the crew an obvious (but not obvious to the point of getting caught 15 minutes in) bad guy that they KNOW exists. Just don't do things like plasmaflood or singuloose. That's boring.

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>>163138650

>>163148596
I like emagging all the airlocks

>>163148596
The best way to play antagonist is to cause as much CHAOS as possible, without killing everyone in the process.

>>163148438
It'd be nice if the arrow was bigger. It's extremely tedious to see when mapping.

>>163148547
>>fuck with tcomms
guarantee nobodies fixing that

I need to write a comprehensive guide to fixing tcomms from a zero knowledge standpoint.

Its such a niche knowledge part of the game.

>>163148825
Don't

Some things are better left unknown

>>163146809
>Super armor
what?

>>163148909
The syndi suit.

>>163148704
emag the bridge and sec doors open to make cap and sec suicidal

>>163148854
secret chem recipes, the clown roid, cool hidden stuff yes.

how your headset/radio works no

>>163148956
Unless its the nuke ops one birbs can't wear it

>>163148737
Not necessarily. You want to get the sweet spot where you can run wild, but not get the shuttle called until you need to. Bombing places causes mass chaos. It also causes an almost guaranteed shuttle call, which is rarely fun for the crew.

The most antagonizing antags do things shuttle call worthy but PREVENT the crew from leaving.

>>163148997
All the chem recipes are at https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/blob/Bleeding-Edge/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Recipes.dm, the clown roid is directly below the southern solar array on the derelict.
Secrets are trash

>>163149119
I played a round where the cult started taking over the station, then built their own console to recall the shuttle

After so many recalls the admins deemed it necessary to send in the centcom death squad which was really fun.

>>163149440
>All the chem recipes are at https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/blob/Bleeding-Edge/code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Recipes.dm
Not one
But it's completely useless

>>163149568
Sounds like one of those bay antidepressants.

>>163149481
Shifts that warrant Deathsquads are the most fun. I'm eager for the day I'll be able to robust a deathsquad guy as an assistant. I've gotten kinda close before. Was able to knock an ERT guy down long enough to rip off his helmet and bash his head in with a toolbox. Could have just taken his laser and shot him point blank, but the helmet ripping and skull bashing felt better. I want to do that to a deathsquad guy.

>>163149440
>something isn't great
>everything else should be shit because something else is shit

>>163149568
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/blob/8400b196b5f7ac97e9ce20aae12a8ed3f9efdadb/code/modules/research/xenoarchaeology/machinery/coolant.dm and https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/blob/8400b196b5f7ac97e9ce20aae12a8ed3f9efdadb/code/modules/research/xenoarchaeology/chemistry.dm have the worthless xenoarch recipes, yes. I didn't mention them because they're worthless

Are deathsquad guns DNA locked? I think k the wiki said that they are.

Ok so what's a good way to defend yourself if you're a mostly civilian/passive role ?

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>That whole round
Fuck security. I'm never reporting a crime again after the way you assholes treated me.

>>163149860
Disarm
Harm intent on groin
Splash water on floor, drag person onto it
Toolbox
Banana peels
Words and diplomacy and politeness to deal with foes
Stunprods if you're lazy

>>163149860
banana peels buckets of water stuff like that. easy stuns. or just disarm spam.

>>163149883
Once you learn how to be robust sec isn't even needed, they'll just end up fucking you over for dumbass shit like 'contraband'

I had a sec officer take some tools off me right next to the tool storage room with literally dozens of toolboxes

They're all idiots

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>Go to spook diona all hanging out in the captains office
>They robust me so hard that I get stuck in the vent while i try to escape.

Im embarassed to exist.

>>163149860
Learn to taser dodge, use ZAS to your advantage, slip, and toolbox to the head. Don't be a disarm spammer.

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What a nice HoS.

>>163149883
Were you the Janitor?

You kept stalking me in dark maintenance spots and was skulking around in all kinds of weird places at roundstart. Then shit started happening and we never put you off arrest.

I only have detective on low, and I have many jobs on medium and a job on high, I did a pretty shit job this round

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>Was rping Chicken Research
>Actually discovered something

>>163149860
Carry a soda can of water.
Run away and water the tile behind you.
Seriously, RUN AWAY. People forget that you can RUN AWAY.

Im sorry, guy in MMI.

>>163150012
You're the one who wanted to go in the shaft behind my office in the first place. I don't know why we were even there since the mugging I reported happened like fifty feet away from the sec desk.

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>>163150003
noodles is sowwy

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>>163150050
>mfw you killed me with fucking EGGS

>>163149860
the best way to not die is to simply pick your battles

>>163150104
Well yeah but then you reported a dead body and was still skulking around in a place where it would be hard to get me. Then I saw you sneaking around in Sec's maintenance.

To be honest, I legit thought at the beginning that you were trying to lure us and kill us, and that the cart was misplaced on purpose.

The crucial detail here is that, when you first reached out for us, you never said you were mugged 50 feet away from sec, just that your keys were stolen by a guy with a mask. I thought it was a robbery in your closet, as a result.

Grappling hook on an assistant is scary

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For reference what happens when you spook dionasquad when they are at critical level comfy.

>>163150003
Sorry we got a bit spooked and tried to make communication with you after that.

>>163150291
I told you I was buying toys when it happened. There's only one toy machine and it's not in the janitor closet. If you weren't sure on the location, why would you ask to go to the closet instead of the crime scene?

>>163150449
damn you got fucked. be ashamed

>>163150513
Because I'm bad at sec

Are nymphs valid?

>>163150614
Valid in the sense that the rules say you can kill them but admins will give you daybans or bad notes for using your right.

>>163150449
Now I see why it bugged out, it counted me as still buckled while i was in the vents.

>>163150840
That would only be a player controlled one like Noodles though, right?

>>163150614
yes

>>163150840
I'd kill Noodles every shift if I randomnamed, I don't even care. Honestly I don't know what's worse, Noodles and his obnoxious gimmick or the fact that people eat his shit up.

>>163150916
No, all nymphs are free game, like monkeys.
But if an admin buttbuddy was playing it then you're fucked.

>>163150614
as valid as any other non-human crew member.
When in doubt just tell a borg to beat them to death and claim the borg misunderstood you

>>163150614
nymphs are like vox traders
they're only valid once they fuck even the tiniest thing up

>>163151002
>>163151042
Wrong, know the rules.
They're valid at all times.

>>163150614
nymphs are valid if they're breaking any laws/griefing/whatever.

nymphs are not valid if they're just minding their own business

think of it this way. a nymph is an uninvited space bug that appeared on the station and isn't part of the crew.

if it tries to become part of the crew with its own ID, helps out, etc, then that's fine. like a vox trader.

but if a vox trader or a nymph or what have you starts shitting things up deport it out an airlock.

>>163151118
Where does it say that? I need to be able to cite it when I get bwoinked for spacing that one that does the stupid lisp thing.

>>163150992
Nymphs are NOT valid.

If they are non sentient sure.

As soon as a player controls them they are just like a Vox.

>>163151118
I valided one once and faggerjunk gave me a note

>>163151153
>nymphs are not valid if they're just minding their own business
Wrong, they're always valid. Same deal with monkeys, if you monkey yourself, walk down the hallway during a non-ling round and a random person kills you that is allowed by the rules.

>>163150449
You guys were the second most autistic thing that round.

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>single ops tells everyone to fuck off
>"later nerd"
>secures the disk
>detonates bomb
>by himself

>>163151202
See? Just like how I said in >>163150840
>>163151191
>>163151196
Please know the server rules before assuming all the rules from whatever other server you played on apply here.

Nymphs are valid, player controlled or not. Any nymph can easily press a button to mature and become non-valid anyway.

>>163150982
I honestly didn't think that someone could be that fucking annoying. I liked diona nymphs before that guy came along. Honestly, if they wanted to do the nymph that does people jobs, they should just either not talk at all or pretend that there's NOTHING abnormal about it. That'd be funny as hell.

>First time playing nuke op and immediately get tazed out the teleporter

you know what thats fair, least we got the nuke off.

>>163151384
what was the first

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https://youtu.be/6LtXVjOmvDY

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>tfw want to do random job so set everything to medium
>end up being head, fuck, I should've turned those off
>no other heads, you're the captain now!
>double fuck
>take a few minutes to secure stuff, get equipment sorted out, get headset.
>walk out of the HoP's office
>tazed
>lazered
>dead
>triple fuck
>they drag me off and kill the warden too
>quad fuck
>they're nuke ops and now they have the disk
>quintuple fuck

>>163151410
>>163151297
you can say whatever you want but that doesn't make it the rules.

>how did you guys exfiltrate the disk?
>we just killed the cap
>and walked out
lel

>>163151412
There was this old nymph player who I made a mission of abducting as the clown about a year ago.
He was a cool dude and was down for fucking around instead of being a little faggot like noodles

>>163151429
Lil bits

>>163151491
I could say the same thing about you, smartass.
Thats them rules, ask nuklear.

>>163151565
Don't pick on him. He helped out with the pizza party!

>antag preferences won't save
wat do

>>163151694
neck yourself

>>163151536
Honestly he's just as obnoxious as the worst trader that I've come across, maybe even more so. At least traders don't talk like yukkuris in an attempt to be """"""""""cute"""""""""".

>>163151410
>>163151491
>>163151580
Fucking autists, just read the rules:

>On non-human races

>1. Those catbeasts are valid. Period. End of discussion. Stop reading this and go kill it already.

>2. For all OTHER inter-species relations, racism is fine until it crosses over into grief. For example: A chef refusing to hand out food is fine, but arresting or killing somebody just because of racism is crossing the line. If in doubt, ask an admin.

>>163151910
Diona nymph isn't its own race. Nymphs are to Dionae as monkeys are to humans. Monkeys are valid. Use your brain. If they want to not be valid, press the damn evolve button.

>>163152123
But that's wrong you fucking idiot, there is no difference in validation during the stages of it's life cycle, A diona is not valid until they fuck shit up regardless if it's a nymph or fully grown.

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>>163151410
http://ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/Rules

>Please know the rules


Oh wow, i see the part where it says :

Rule 15: kill diona lol.

My bad!

>>163151536
>Not liking Noodles

I mean I can understand if you are insecure about your manliness and are annoyed by his baby talk. But if its a baby Diona why not?

Also he is very helpful.

>T.Not Noodles.

>>163152343
>human injects himself with monkey injector
>turns to monkey
>is valid

>vox injects himself with monkey injector
>turns to chicken
>is valid

>grey injects himself with monkey injector
>turns to LGM
>is valid

>diona injects himself with monkey injector
>turns to nymph
>is not valid because ????

>>163152123
>player controlled nymphs and people turned into monkeys are valid
If all monkeys are valid regardless of human/npc status, then why aren't all Dionae valid? Checkmate atheists

>>163152648
I only feel shame for the man posting about himself role-playing as a babytalking diona.

>>163152732
Nymphs are not animals they are comparable with human children.
Monkeys are animals and are not part of a human lifecycle.

You can bet your ass if kids were in SS13 they wouldn't be valid just because they aren't fully grown.

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>>163152991
>>163152792
>>163152732
>>163151910
You guys are all fucking idiots.

Look at this chart from the wiki.

>>163152991
>Nymphs are not animals they are comparable with human children
Nymphs are literally /mob/living/carbon/monkey/diona
Dionae can be turned into nymphs by using the same injectors that would turn a human into a monkey.

The fact that nymphs possess the ability to transform into grown dionae still doesn't make them anything more than the dionae version of a monkey.

>>163153085
Monkeys aren't human

>>163152648
Because it's annoying to decipher completely unnecessary shit just to understand something. If you get enough blood samples to talk properly, you know the language. There is no roleplay reason why you would not properly know the language. Traders get a pass, as obnoxious as they are, because they're often roleplaying as a dumb bird who can't properly speak.

>>163153138
Humans evolved from Monkeys. Monkeys are human.

>>163153172
oh, you got me. I didn't read the whole image

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>>163153172

>>163153085
are you serious?
remove yourself from the game.

Actually no, keep playing so you get permabanned.

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>>163129721
Slingshots added to the game when?

>>163153172
humans evolved from reptiles. reptiles are human?

>>163153556
I think dragonbro said he was working on that?

>>163153562
wut

>>163153085
>Changelings and vampires are human
Straight from the wiki
>The base definition of human does not include most creatures for obvious reasons, but also "humans" with clearly inhumane capabilities. In English, this means Changelings and Vampires. Also, you are expected to not actively harm or ignore non-humans until they harm or attempt to harm humans, yourself or you are ordered to murder them (unless they are Tajarans or hostile creatures, that is). Note however that Changelings have committed murder to get on the station and are clearly some creature assuming human form, so they must not be trusted and should be terminated once you can confirm their status. Vampires are a more touchy question, but if they drain someone's blood, act with extreme prejudice.

>>163153172
Monkeys aren't human, they are not protected from law 1 or 2.

>>163153562
Yes.

>>163153675
so if I turn a human to a monkey and beat that monkey to death then it's not human harm?

>>163153675
Yes they are.

>>163153882
SE injectors cause a couple tox.

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>>163153665
>>163153648
>>163153562
>>163153652
>>163153549
>>163153261
>>163153172
>>163153159
>>163153138

>>163153921
but the human never experiences that toxin damage. the monkey does

>>163153882
Asimov AI wouldn't be able to give you grief over beating up the monkey, if one saw you jabbing the dude though that's different.

>>163154010
The monkey thing isn't instantaneous, you do two tox to the human that then becomes a monkey.

>>163153935
checks out.

>>163148438
Yeah, I found that out only after a tad of testing.

The disposals sorter doesn't make sense though. Nothing I could find in the code suggests that non-mailed trash is labelled DISPOSALS, but it gets sent there anyway. It's odd.

>>163153882
Correct.

>>163154010
>>163153921
SE Injectors do RADIATION damage which converts into mutations and toxin damage.

He's talking about UI+UE injectors which cause MASSIVE bone breaking, brute damage, burn damage, and bleeding.

HEUG harm.

Remember to kill people who roleplay too hard, if you see a Vox or Diona speaking like a fucking faggot (Vox speaking like a retard and Diona like a baby) slip them and throw them out the airlock.

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>>163154664
The point of the game is to kill the antags.

>go try bay
>read alot of the lore
>spend time setting up character
>get into game
>FPS is horribad

back to /vg/ and /tg/

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>>163154664
>speak with accent as vox, still understandable and it's not retard-o-speak
>WHAT AN AUTIST
>speak with almost no accent
>SHITTY VOX PLAYER

>>163154724
Reminder that he got unbanned.

ROLEPLAYERS SHOULD FUCK OFF BACK TO BAY AND KILL THEMSELVES

YOU'RE GROWN MEN ROLEPLAYING RETARDED BIRDS AND BABY INSECTS
HOW FUCKING AUTISTIC CAN YOU GET

>>163154826
Only RPfags care if Vox speak with no accent

>>163154664
>using an accent is roleplaying too hard
Accents are like entry level shit bro. Yes some people take it too far, but that isn't because they're roleplaying too hard.

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>>163154849
>>163154724
http://ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=14&p=17375#p17375

CAPTAIN HUDSON IS BACK BABY

SYNDICATE QUAKIN IN THER BOOOOOTZZZ

It's going to take more than Krampus to get rid of Captain Bill "Lock em in Engineering until they are kill" Hudson

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>>163154879

>>163154869
>spergs out like this over a video game
>calls other people autists
really makes you think

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>>163155615

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>>163155016

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>>163155746

>>163155983
im all outta SS13 content bud but id love if you posted more

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Deathsquids are wacky.
I killed one with just a flashbang + Shuttlecall Wild Ride, but the other one dodged a stun and survived 5 DESTROYs to the face.

>>163154897
Vox ((((accents)))) aren't amusing we've all seen that shit done to fucking death. "HIHI WE TRADINGS WITH YOU YAYA WE GOOD TRADES THANKINGS HUMAN ME GO BACK TO KIN" FUCK OFF! YOU'RE NOT FUCKING FUNNY! SHUT UP!

>>163155641
>you can't complain or else you're autistic
rly mks u thnk

what a shitty pseudo-death squad/bus

Did he revive more antags in as they were killed or were there always a fixed amount since the start?

>>163156226
>inb4 more trader nerfs

>>163156257
I never interacted with them once they were sent.

>>163156226
Good thing you actually managed to kill the guy on the vox shuttle because I froze

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>>163156081
buy me a 4chan pass I'm not posting 500 captchas.

(half of this is a rip of the media servers in game jukebox)

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>death squad
>some guy forgot his gun
>tase him
>glock his cock off
>his groin flies off in an arc
>
>he survives to the end of the round
>mfw

>>163156235
>Vox ((((accents)))) aren't amusing
Nigger when did I claim that they were amusing.

Why the fuck do Vox even exist? Did we really need a fucking anthropomorphic bird race? They bring NOTHING to the table, they are just fucking le wacky birds in spacesuits. They attract furfags and snowflakes, look at fucking Rail Kinson (who the fuck names themselves "Rail")

>>163156435
Nigger if they're not amusing then get rid of them, we don't need this childish bullshit everyone has seen already.

>>163156334
I mean, I robusted a deathsquid with a flashbang and a shuttle, and I've killed three angry Security officers using just the shuttle. If you remove that, you don't really have a trader job anymore
Don't need strong items to be robust, therefore there's only so far you can nerf something

>>163156545
I killed 2 deathsquad and then the suits got nerfed into oblivion. You never know what they can think of

>>163156524
>Why the fuck do Vox even exist?
Because humans genetically bred birds to provide more and more meat but then they became intelligent and escaped. X years later they're petty thieves living on the margins.