/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

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1st for waifus

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xnth for xmas time
https://aberrantkenosis.bandcamp.com/album/the-bike-horn-collection-honk-yourself-a-merry-little-bikehorn

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for the mechanic last round:
using that 3-way valve you excluded the freezer from cryocells pipes, therefore they weren't cooled anymore.

>>162983101
No

Go ahead and tell me that this isn't the most impressive-looking station

>http://goonhub.com/maps/cogmap2#l=157,137,1;z=0.2

>>162985476
No

>>162985505
So you agree then?

>>162985567
No

>>162985476
>http://goonhub.com/maps/cogmap2#l=157,137,1;z=0.2
>overdesigned clusterfuck
>impressive-looking

>>162984021
If you convert this into sheet music, you'll soon be able to play it in-game.
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/12854

>>162985476
I mean some of the stuff is pretty neat, like the owlery or how the consoles look.

But that's a station for a 100 player pop so sadly it's completely useless.

>>162985906
Oh man that range is limited as HECK
People are going to be upset about not being able to play some things

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>>162985404
>>162985505
>>162985657
Turn that frown upside down

>Want to clone the wizard and monkey him so I can have company in Medbay as the lonely CMO
>Zasandra The Toxic (died as monkey (241))

>every time I cloned them they instantly died due to the coding

Rip in pip monkey-wizard. I was excited to have you but I never got to.

Also thank you Nero, your assistance was invaluable and we would not have made it through the shift without you. Medbay was almost perfect that round.

>>162986220
artist?

>>162986218
It's every note that was in the soundfont distributed with aberrantkenosis's first album.
If other people can find more horn notes somewhere else, they're welcome to add them.

>>162986286
idk. try a reverse image search

>>162986327
That was a letdown

>>162986286
Russell.

>>162986286
The guy with the really nice floor drawings

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>>162986286
>>162986930

>>162987000
Mmm, that floor is so sexy~

http://decompressed-comic.tumblr.com/post/154394229892/s-assail

It's back.

>>162988767
Is the music original?

>>162988767
>this plugin is not supported

>>162985663
>>overdesigned clusterfuck
Eh? I think it's pretty simplistic and easy to get around
the map alone probably leaves an impression like that, playing it doesn't feel like that at all

>>162986187
>But that's a station for a 100 player pop so sadly it's completely useless.
100 is way too much but it feels really dead on lowpop yeah

By the way, the map has another tab

>>162989012
I never played it so you might be right

>>162988767
Man, I really dig this guys work, if only he hadn't waste a fuckton of time with stupid shit like the loot roulette and the morgue segment.
>>162989012
Ive played there, somewhat of a clusterfuck desu, huge as shit, and not exactly the most fun to explore with goon code. Players are also shitty as fuck, so eh.

>>162989289
>fun to explore with goon code
That's what the debris field and telesci is for

>>162989350
Never did that, I only explored a lil bit as a asistant, and Ive heard telesci is a shitfest, so not really in the mood to try again, sorry pal.

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someone fucking explain this shit already

a list of viruses is passed into a function that's supposed to only accept one virus, and it actually works in-game somehow, so I want to know what the code logic is here

>>162989518
I haven't done much of it myself

Only observed how experienced telesci people did their thing, it's pretty entertaining on its own

deff is unfair to humans as a milf

>>162989648
just walk away

it was coded 3+ years ago. it's probably awful and only works because nobody touches it.

>>162990396
I've actually read through the entire virus2 module and am planning on submitting some PRs for basic changes, but these lines of code absolutely stump me

seriously, that pic is all that stands between me and a virology overhaul

>>162990475
>virology overhaul
>one lines throwing you off

I mean lets be real you're gonna add more symptoms or something superficial you're not overhauling it.

>>162990565
I'm going to be removing symptoms and cutting down the fat and repeated code. shouldn't have used the word overhaul but the point is that I'm going to get virology to a fixable state

>>162990628
Mite wanna make an issue like I recommended before you put time into a PR. It doesn't feel good to hear people say "I don't want this" because you felt strongly about something and spent a ton of time but never asked if anyone else agreed.

>>162991214
Sure, I'll do that. I have a text file of bugs and inefficiencies in the virology code; should I make one issue for the whole thing, one issue per specific change, or something in between?

>>162991328
If it's a bug report then make one for each but what you're really saying is you want to have a discussion over what you want to do.

So lump it in.

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/12853

Oh boy, just what we fucking needed again, the attack animation bullshit.

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>>162991987
>b-but the majority wants it
pomf chikun overrules everything else
if the bawk lord says no to animations you don't try and push it in again goddamnit

>>162992996
Pomf is not a tyrany and fuck you for trying to use him like a tool.

>>162993202
how dare you accuse me like this
I just want to do what pomf wants, that's all

>>162993261
>i just want what the host who hasn't played a round since 2014 wants
sure

>i'll just politely ignore him saying that he doesn't have a stake in this

>>162993523
Not him, but the whole carshalah incident, for better or worse, we accepted what he did.

Pomf is the emperor of the server, he isn't a tyrant, but what he says IS law. He said already not to do the attack animations, people keep trying and it wont result in a better server when this is merged.

>>162993914
pomf said no several years ago. now every server but us have it and pomf says i dont play anymore do whatever but i didn't like it

pomf unbanned carsh because (he's out of touch sometimes and sometimes no one challenges it) carsh was banned and unbanned at the time, and then an admin went back and rebanned him months later. these are not the same things

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>>162984587
WHY THE FUCK DO MECHANICS ALWAYS DO THIS SHIT.
EVERY SINGLE TIME THEY TOUCH CRYO. EVERY SINGLE TIME THEY FUCK IT UP.
I'M RUNNING OUT OF PATIENCE. I'M CLUTCHING MY AUTOINJECTOR HARDER.

>>162984587
>>162994358
holy hell that trinary valve

>>162994358
to be fair it is a very easy trap to fall into. "I'll just build some more cryo oh god pipes"

>>162994440
JUST DON'T BUILD MORE CRYO CELLS, JUST DON'T.
I HAVE NEVER SEEN THE THIRD ONE USED.

>>162992996
>that's my greentext

>>162994808
no it's mine

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Solars are fun

>>162994481
Oh I've been grateful there was a third once or twice. But it's not worth the work if you don't know how to do it

>>162996593
n i c e

>>162996593
That was a really neat to find

>HoS screaming its anarchy and such
>patrolling for nuke ops and finding circumstantial confirmation

>find this

Boy, I sure could for an ice cold Nuka Cola right about now.

>>162996824
Just pray to jesus christ for a supply crate of the stuff, or pray to Quartermaster Ivan for it.

>>162996824
thanks, now i know its tators

What are some good words to use in place of the word zas for ic use?

>>162997427
maybe >air pressure?

>>162997427
THIS PRESSURE, IS IT CHAR?

>>162997427
Swoosh

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>think of (another) decently-worded, somewhat not-cringy appeal
>consider posting it now instead of in march like i said
>go to forums
>permabanned from forums
>no hope of coming back
>banned from discord (twice)
>caught ban evading because i was a dipshit and didnt think to mask my ip

well
back to bay i guess

>>162997938
I feel sorry for bay

>>162997938
If you've been forumbanned and Discord banned and banned for ban evading, maybe it's time you stay gone.
If you don't want to do that, PM an admin on BYOND

>>162998357
im pretty much ready to give up but i love this serb, and i remember dragswrd saying something along the lines of "play on some other server for a few months and if an admin says you aren't a shitter then maybe we'll unban you" and that small glimmer of hope is what keeps me fueled

>>162997938
back to gay bay jail

QM should have a fax machine that he can use in his office. However, it should be ONLY for requesting exclusive supplies from Centcomm. Repeated messages about non-supply needs should be met with Bluespace artillery.

I have never played SS13 but I think I'll like it. I enjoy Dwarf Fortress and many roguelikes/dungeon crawlers, also emulation.

What's the best way to start? Do I need to form a group or something? I would prefer if someone would help me get started...

>>162999129
Literally just read the rules

>>162999129
Read the rules, then play assistant.
Or
Read the rules, then read the controls, then play assistant.

>>162999129
The best way is to read the rules and try not to kill anyone without being randomly selected or tagged in to become an antagonist. Play something easy like assistant or cargo or even janitor to help learn the rules.
People typically do not trust assistants though, as a fair warning.
Expect to die a lot.

>>162999129
read the rules, read the wiki, there is also a test server with sandbox enabled to test all the stuff you want.

>>162999129
hop in, attempt to get over the learning curve, ignore advice saying to start with x job and do whatever the fuck you think might be fun. Dont be afraid of fucking up, and dont be afraid of dieing. Also spectating is really fun once youyr dead so dont log when it happens if you can find the action. admins helpful and very forgiving to newbies. also READ THE RULES. Dont talk about the game in session over thread/OOC chat channels until the round is finished is the easiest rule to break.

>>162999247
>>162999293
DO NOT PLAY ASSISTANT
THIS IS THE WORST ADVICE ANYONE CAN GIVE YOU
People hate assistants, nobody will let you assist them, and you may get bored in a hallway because you have no idea how to do anything so you can't follow a guide or find your own fun

Just READ THE RULES, READ THE STARTER'S GUIDE, then dive in as botanist or cargo technician or janitor.

>>162999129
ah another thing: don't use OOC to ask things when in game, most of times is better to use ahelp

>>162999428
this desu
assistants, de facto, aren't there to assist anyone, they are there to find their own fun
if you don't know how to find your own fun, it's gonna be shit

>>162997427
AIRFLOW

>>162997427
to be honest i like the joke that ZAS is the God of atmospherics

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>>162999129
>Do I need to form a group or something?
Take a wild guess as to what this thread is all about

>You are the AI
>While looking around the station you see a rune

How do you proceed?

>>163000768
Report the bug on github because AIs can't see runes.

>>163000768
Easy.
Ai's can't see runes, so they just tell the janitor to clean up the mess.

>>163000768
you don't see runes as ai

>>162999428
DO NOT PLAY JANITOR
THIS IS THE WORST ADVICE ANYONE CAN GIVE YOU
Janitor is secretly the best job and there's only one slot.

Just PLAY CARGO TECH

>>163000768
:s Security, I have detected non authorized usage of eldritch practices, please deal with the zealots non harmfully

That is, if the AI could even see runes.

>>163000943
t. Validhunting shitter

>>163000943
if the AI could see runes the best thing to do is to do nothing

>>163000768
Assuming I'm on asimov.
Report over comms that an abduction is happening with a person looking incapacitated, only to provide more info upon request. If there is blood trailing where the person is taken, it could be a source of harm and ask a borg to investigate it for harmful acts or a non human, putting a human at risk of harm is not allowed.

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>>162997938
>Virtual Machine
>Mask IP
>New Byond Account
>???????????????

To be honest, it sounds like your a shitter, and will probably get banned again anyways even with all that work,

>>163001715
Forgot to say that I wouldn't do anything until someone is doing something with it. You can't see the rune directly, but dragging someone to a bloody area and seeing a human with blood on and under them is harm from a visual standpoint.

>>163000927
>>162999428
People hate Cargo Techs just as much.
>How do move crate Work? I send all crates in disposal? I put different tag on crate??!???! Why it all go 2 Chapel?!?!? LOLOLOL. guns!! HEHEEHEHE GUNS LOLOLOL!!!

Janitor is still relatively hated.
>MUH SLIPS XD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_1-oylPHjs

Damn, the remix they are using for Ghost in the Shell is GOOCHI.

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>>163002212
Janitor is the silent guardian you mongrel

>>163002212
Janitor has the potential to be one of the most powerful roles on the station. He starts with one of the best zoning tools in the game, and a vehicle that blocks attacks occasionally, is immune to ZAS, and is immune to slips. Give a janitor an armored hardsuit and a gun and he'll have the best chance of taking down a nuclear operative out of just about anyone.

>>163003080
weak chinned pussy

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>>163003080
>tfw to ingelligent for githud

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I decided to try doing something as journalist, what do you think savage anons

>>163003857
i liked it

>>163003857
>diety
burnt my newscaster, called security, cried to the captain, slipped the clown, and set the singulo loose

>>163003857
I really wanted to read this but I had a busy shift as CMO. Thank you for writing it and thank you for screencapping it so I can see everything I missed that round.

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Sorry borers

>>163003857
I think
I'm sorry I took 300 years to get your limbs fixed. I swear you needed fixovain for limb replacement.

>>163003857
audible

>>163003857
10/10

>>163003857
This is some hard hitting stuff man

>>163004081
That's okay, you finished the job before shuttle, that's all i needed

>All the admins online right now are girls

>>163004614
CUTE!
who's your adminfu

I want to have a cute date with my waifu but she's always busy saving the day...

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When is chef gonna get more recipes??

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>>163004056

>>163004614
Kuranon is colin man

>>163006043
When you ask someone to sprite/sprite it yourself and code it

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>>163006515
someone please sprite and code this

>>163006043
There was some discussion last thread about some here >>162916342

>>163006845
>static memers

no thanks

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Finnaly made my first fully functioning telebay speed cloner. Besides floor's what should i add for extra comfyness and handyness.

>>163007059
whom are you?

>>163006929
Beggars can't be choosers.

>>163007128
Explain how you were conceived then

>>163007059
>Speedclone
>Likely doesn't have medical access to do it as a mechanic
Also post cryo mix so I can bash you for it too.

>>163006043
holy shit kurfurst just added 20 new recipes do you know how long snacks.dm is i do its 4600 lines long there are 4600 lines of food each particular one is about 6 lines thats roughly about 600 or 700 recipes

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>>163007346
not enough

>>163007315
45 Clonex
45 Cro
10 Joe

>>163007315
>to do it as a mechanic
What are those clothing tho?

>>163007408
gross

Surfer girl will never come back

>>163007236
Based on nature nurture your parents technically do get to choose how you are for the most part.

>>163007673
They were back the other day bro

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>>163007661
u jelly?

>>163007793
i'm not looking at that

Is poutine a thing chefs can cook?

>>163007773
Tell her I said he
.t her metabuddy

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>>163007880

>>163007562
>No rye
The joe doesn't trigger me as much if you are using it as a filler chem, could be better but its something

>>163007110
Why are you asking?

>>163008206
I need to know who to give credit to

>>163008272
Based on logs, Rina Visser/Fluffy_Fris is your person. Now I know who to talk to about making a better cryomix for actual speedcloning, I'm going over the logs now to check your real cryomix.

>>163007059
It won't work properly. You didn't filter the gas pressure, so you're going to actually hurt people you put in.
You also have no way to wake people up quickly, if you get good you'll learn how to build your own mancrowave.
sometimes people don't need cloning and its faster to heal them other ways, just take them to medbay it's like 3 doors away, stop this meme.[/spoilers]

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>>163006693
>>163007408
>>163007793
>>163007962

>>163008652
Cryomix base for speedcloning:
30 clonex
30 cryox
12-15 alkysine
>=1 ryetalin
10 anti-toxin
[filler]
Make the beaker up to 100 units.
Filler can be anything you want. I use hyperzine because then they come out of the mancrowave at full speed and slick.
But you can use whatever you want as long as it isn't harmful.

>>163008652
I did the average one of 100 units of Cryoxadone before knowing the cryo only take sone beaker. Was ganne grab a bluespace beaker afterwards and improve and increase with it but had to go to dinner.

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>>163009037

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>>163009194
Want to know their cryomix?
09:23:02 [0x201fc26] (Telescience - 282,222,1) || the cryo cell was loaded with a large beaker by Fluffy_Fris/(Rina Visser), containing 90u of cryoxadone
Some speedclone mix they got there.

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>>163009664
>tfw you will never be a supreme cryo mixer ultra clone master like anon is and humiliate others by stalking their logs
Why even live?

>>163009568
Don't bother with a bluespace beaker for speedcloning cryo.
The current server standard mix will last for like, 40+ clones before you actually need to consider changing it out. Unless you're bored as hell and just want to double your mix up, then you won't make a faster speedclone mix.
Now, if you want a magic heal-all cryo tube, go the fuck ahead and use a bluespace because then you can just shove whatever you want in and it'll be decently effective.

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>>163009857
You're shit Rina
SHIT

>>163009857
A little humiliation never hurt anyone anon. You won't learn if people don't tell you what's wrong, and if they laugh while they do then it gives you more of a reason to strive to be better.

>>163009857
Honestly, cryo isn't even that important. You don't have to listen to the autists

>>163009664
>criticize people's cyromix anonimously
You are such a badass wow.

>>163010067
>You won't learn if people don't tell you what's wrong
Not him but what do you learn from people screaming "you are shit" every time you decide to post content on the thread?
I learned atmos alone in a week but one can't learn medical without much more trial and error and effectively making other people's medical time longer.
Telling someone "it's shit" won't tell them WHY it's shit.

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>>163010695
I'm not even that guy, I was just memeing

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>>163010792

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>>163011024

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>>163011024
You are shit.

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>>163011338

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>>163011484

>>163010375
There is no such thing as a secret when anyone can view it. I also hate telebays, they are useless. If you're a mechanic you can change the access requirements on doors and with the time to takes to set up telebay, you could have changed the access requirements on all of the medbay doors or asked the hop as a paramedic for science access to get to the teleporter. Or just tele the bodies to real medbay.

And we are knee deep in shitposting again.

>tailgate into security as diona nymph and grab security gear
>nobody bats an eye
I like it when security is nice

John Glenn funeral bus when

>>162997427
Yeah, ZAS is the god of atmospherics.
"what does ZAS stand for?" is a question that has plagued the universe for decades.

>>163011670
zuper agonizing shit

>>163011673
every time this gets posted i know the thread is gonna go down hill

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>>163011670
What does ZAS actually mean?

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>>163011832
>having any hope that we ever get a ''good'' thread

>>163011871
zanny atmosphere shenaningans

>>163011871
zone atmospheric system

>>163011871
I actually thought ZAS was the IC term

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>Security is shocked when a Gygax handcuffs some one.

>>163011983
it is

>>163011673
You can have your smelly xeno waifu, all I need is Rin!

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>>163011984
>mfw players don't read the changelog

>>163012076
im pretty sure it isn't. people have gotten notes about using zas as an ic term. even though chap can have zas as a diety

Can someone please post the pictures of different states of cars representing the three different atmo things

ZAS and the other two

>>163012187
Those notes better get removed.
ZAS is a real deity and nobody knows what it stands for. That is CANON

>>163012187
Reminder someone got a note because they destroyed an mommi as antag because it kept repairing the station

>>163012780
The mommi should have got a note desu

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I honestly think chaplain should have his own rituals. Sort of like a complex form of prayer, or a way to expand holy ground further. Since splashing holy water everywhere is difficult as fuck. And there is little indicator that an area has been "Sanctified" or whether it's corruptible.

>>163013236
Holy watering the station is so easy

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>>163009194
>>163010017
>>163009664
just made a test on the test server and i saw that a cryo cell with NO BEAKER slowly healed a monkeyman from crit to 100%.
is it intended?

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>>163013320
I know fire extinguishers. But we need a visual indicator that the ground is holy. Maybe it should be visible to cultists and chaplain. In order to add a layer of depth, so cultists would have to use more blood to de-sanctify areas making them more visible and forcing them to move faster.

>>163013593
Praise magic heal tube.

>Calling the shuttle for one wizard

For what purpose

>>163011984
I recentley started playing again after a long abscense, a tactical knife in the boots, just why?

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>decide to sit out round and observe
>hear lasers, dash to my computer
>suddenly Im a wizard, getting curbstomped by a group of Vox

>>163014546
so they can get their antag roll, duhh

>>163014617
You served your purpose. I used you as cover, to make people think I'm not the wizard, and that you were.

>>163014704
that's pretty dank, glad to have helped even though I had no fucking clue what was happening hahah

>>163014554
Decaping retards and it looks cool as fuck.

Weak, but its a backup weapon.

>>163014546
because wiz is a shit game mode and the faster its over the better

>>163014554
See https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/10869 for discussion.

Babby's day out mode when?

>>163015338
when you suggest it!

>>163015338
Babies added when? Consensual sex for the purpose of procreation when? Daycare center added when?

>>163015920
>the eugenics program to make super babies
I like it

>>163016157
>Daycare operator creates an army of vent-crawling super babies to do his bidding
Code it.

>>163015920
>sex to procreate
>not cloning
so 21° century.

>>163016407
Why does the cloning machine spit out fully grown adults? Shouldn't they start a little younger, maybe baby-aged?

Remove Hangman, Pro-tagonista, and Spyndrome, Y/N?

>>163016623
Y

hangman kills immulsion
pro-tagonista is absolute cancer tier, why the FUCK has it not been reverted yet
spyndrome is decent but a blatant copy paste of other virus code with the reagent replaced to a bar drink

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New exclusive babysitter gear
>Baby sling
>takes exosuit slot
>Allows babysitter to carry young around for closer care
>Effectively gives babysitter four arms to accomplish tasks
>functions as a bullet proof shield while carrying babby

>>163016623
Hangman is eh,
I don't like pro-tagonista because it does too much for a virus symptom (gives you a schoolgirl outfit, doesn't it?)
What's spyndrome?

>>163016823
>functions as a bullet proof shield while carrying babby

>>163016623
Yes to all, hangman is annoying, pro-tagonista is just cancer, Spyndrome is meh.

So why would you NOT use 30u milk in a cryomix?

>>163017682
because I can't get the milk from my waifu ;_;

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>>163017682
In case someone gets the Lactokinesis mutation...not sure if that counts as powergaming though

>>163018001
Lactokinesis can't be used while at a low temperature after Celt's changes. The real worry is that somebody will cheese cryo but you can prevent it with 1-4u vomit

>>163018069
fuckin' righteous brotha, thanks for the tip

>>163017871
Which waifu would have the largest, most milk filled breasts?

whats lactokinesis?

>>163018853
dana

>>163018853
male breasts don't make milk.

>>163018929
dont let dreams be dreams

>>163019342
not with that attitude
speaking of, though, which husbando would cum the most? I'm talking seminal fluid here, so I guess it would be less a question of who has the biggest balls and more who has the biggest prostate

>>163011871
I thought it meant something like Zero ATP Situation

>>163018853
Dana MOMMY

reminder that there is literally nothing wrong with bay
reminder that bay players are preferable to hippie shitters
reminder that 'go back to bay' is not an insult, and you're retarded if you think it is

>>163013593
>Temperatures listed in both Kelvins and Celcius

why.png

>>163019693
Which husbando would let you milk their cock?

>>163021762
ailsa!

>>163022162
>being this disgusting
i knew you were disgusting but i didn't think you were this disgusting
please fuck off and die

>>163022162
to be honest, this isn't a funny meme, this meme is so unfunny that my day is worse because of it, and my opinion of you will never recover, if this was anymore unfunny the value would tick over and make it the funniest thing ever

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>>163022657
shit
does this work for you
it was tagged by the "artist" as SS13 so it's on topic

>>163023036
hell yeah my dude
robot girls > furfag shit

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>>163023353
I'm not a fan of either but I won't tell you what to like my dude

god i wanna fuck a robot

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>>163023792
me too

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>>163023792
>robot
>not slime
baka desu senpai

>>163021429
I'd enjoy bay if the movement speed wasnt as retardedly slow

So, do you throw Lazarus balls or click on a tile with them in hand to release your monsters? I kinda spaghetti'd there at the end

>>163012187
>getting notes for using game mechanic terms that are harmless/non-meta informal

DEADMIN HE

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>>163023884
>>163023868
If slime person was a roundstart race I would play sillycon less

>>163021429
WERE NOT BAY

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>>163021429
This, to be honest. At least you can walk away from high roleplaying, if you don't like it. Arena shitters are always fucking shit up for everyone.

>>163021429
>>163023970
>>163024949
what about goon?

>>163024702
when you code it

Post your favorite job and your IQ

Head of Security
54

>>163025704
t. Angry greyshitter who got dunked

>>163016804
>>163016832
>>163016991

Very well. https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/12866

>>163025704
Atmos tech
252

>>163025704
Observer
300

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speaking of security

I was looking at the armory and wondering if it should have a blast door entrance the warden can open so it isn't a door opening marathon.

The more I looked at it, the more I realized everything above this line is the map equivalent of old code. More stuff got added but more space was never made. Some rooms are way too big. Some are too small. We have two execution rooms.

>>163025704
Clown
270

>>163025704
Anything cargo
116

>>163025704
Sawbones
1.2

>>163025967
Good luck getting anything changed. Boxbabbies are crazy

>>163025704
Admin
9001 lmao

>>163025704
Assistant or Medbay, I play them with equal frequency
Not sure, probably in the 130-150s, not that it really means much

Space Movie Night back when?

>>163026150
Hey Bill

free kingston

>>163026362
wrong

unban 2hotdogs

free kingston
>>163025967
well the two execution rooms make sense kind of since you have one for quiet, big-syringe-this-fucking-assistant-right-now executions and then you have the public gaschamber where the clown's family gets to watch his killer choke

more importantly nothing is wrong with the area at all, it works perfectly fine. the armory doesn't need blast doors. you don't need to fuck with it just because it hasn't been fucked with in a while.

>>163023792
pls be my ai gf

>>163026593
after 3 years i have literally never, not once, seen anyone view an execution.

i only went in there once myself by mistake because i thought using gas would be fun to kill a person and ended up somehow gassing the viewing room instead.

>>163025704
engineer or cargo
102

>>163025192
I never played on Goon desu.

>>163026743
>gassing the viewing room
That's movie villain tier

>>163026743
>open door into execution chamber
>slammed against a wall

How much fucking gas was pumped in there?

>>163026743
>>163027021
>using gas and not an electropack

>>163027120
>Not making a public beheading at the bar

Bread and entertainment Brutus.

Is there a list of *commands anywhere?

>>163027323
just do *help, it tells you all of them.

However, some less known ones are doing *law as sec borg and *comment as mommi to vocalize

>>163027434
Thank you

>>163027434
excuse me
hi
excuse me
can i bew you a coffe?
excuse me
hello there
excuse me
excuse me
oh, excuse me

>>163027323
what are *commands?

>>163023970
This desu.
And after Polaris became a thing a lot of the wander devide itself for a bit, so the faggot was more or less devide in half.

But now it's going to shit again slowly now new cults of personalitiesare developing.

>>163026743
it's rare but ive seen it a few times (mostly as the guy being executed, free kingston), though every time ive seen people try to do it with gas people end up getting blown around and the gas leaks everywhere

>>163025704
Security officer.
410,757,864,530DEAD BRAINCELLS

>>163028259
say "*wave" etc.

t. king freeston

>free kingston
why should we free a notorious shitter who thinks he's above the rules of the server

faggot deserved what he got

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>>162999129
If you're expecting some prince of blood and vomit type stuff it's about five years gone. The players and staff members are huge cuggolds that want a sterile inoffensive experience. Still fun tho

>>163028690
Its a joke anon, its like counterculture mocking, remember harambe? It was a counterculture meme, making fun of people saying "Rest in peace Harambe, never forget" and then with that joke and continuing to mock it, people did not forget, atleast for a couple months.

>>163028690
F R E E K I N G S T O N

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>>163028690
free kingston m8

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>>163021429
bay is for fruitcakes
hippie is for hispanic kids
le thread politics are for brainlet fruitcake hispanic kids

>>163028864
Why would you pick two things we have to describe what we don't?

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>>163003068
>>163002376
these are old posts but ive got to express my love for playing janitor, you have to play the role like you're segal in under siege (but a janitor instead of a cook). stay true to your mop but have a hand on your spray bottle at all times. a janitor with a lube chemsprayer and his ride is a match for basically anything in the game short of mobs that can't slip

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>>163029608
I was referencing this.

>>163025967
The two execution rooms serve different purposes though, the lethal injection chamber is for quietly snuffing a prisoner out of the AI's eye, the gas chamber/electric chair room is for public executions. I kinda like em as is.

>>163029608
he just means the era of 'look at all this blood, vomit, and shit' is long gone, the players are all too jaded for it now. too bad though, because some of my fondest memories of this game come from poo slip-n-slides on goon.

>>163031909
but there's still blood and vomit

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How do I strip someone's current gear and put an oxygen mask and tank on then? I'm asking about both steps in the process.

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>>163032018

why are traders allowed to be antags if they can't be antag targets?
it doesn't sounds fair to me.

yuka, did you know a sec officer was trying to upload laws at the exact same time you uploaded antimov or did you just lucky as fuck

>>163032393
Click and drag them onto you, then click the gear you wish to remove. Then, with the tank/mask in hand, click back/mask.

>>163032424
le pirp maymay

>>163032393
1. click and drag their sprite onto you to open the interaction window
2. if they have something in their back slot, click to take it off
3. wait for the item to actually be removed
4. repeat 2 and 3 for their mask slot
5. put the oxygen tank in your active hand and click their back slot, wait for it to leave your hand and appear in the slot
6. repeat 5 with a mask
7. a new option will appear in the interaction window "toggle internal on" click that and wait for it to change to "toggle internals off"
8. free kingston

also note, if you're trying to use an emergency oxygen tank it goes in the belt slot instead

>>163032485
>>163032481
MoMMI OPS when?

>Sec officer
>Warden goes into the upload
>His SPS goes off and the AI stops responding
>Eventually it tells us it is Antimov
>Procure insulated glubbs and a toolbox
>Plasma floods medbay lobby
>Jump into disposals
>Heal myself up outside cargo
>Start creating false walls into the core
>With the detective I smash the windows and he runs in and cards the AI
>I start working my way to the upload
>Upload robocop
>Try to salvage the station but it is hopeless
>Rescue and heal some people on the way
>The AI eventually gets antimov'd again
>Grab the caps laser and shoot the turrets
>Upload NT Default
>Wrench loose and glass the Circuit board thinking that this must be the end
>As I move towards escape I get door-crushed and that is the end
>It was antimov'd a third time
>The RD was the tator and thus had an upload console somewhere else

AAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>163032793
combat momes are fucking scary
they got like 90% of the kills during purges

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>>163032802
>The RD was the tator and thus had an upload console somewhere else

>>163032802
That's a good time for an AI to kill itself in my opinion.

https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/12853
>goofball all pissy because people dislike attack animation
like pottery

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>Can finally get pills come out of Chemmaster the way I want them
And I only had to get nugged on four different test servers in the process. Med, you better be grateful for all the bicardine pills I'm going to start making for you.

>>163038954
???
You mean... to make 10u pills out of 90u?
What was so complex about that that you needed to go on a test server?

>>163039145
I kept getting results like six 1u pills when I was trying to make six 6u pills because I hadn't figured out that you tell it the total amount of chem you want to use, then how many pills to divide it up into. I just needed a quiet station where I could fight with the interface for a while.

>>163025704
CMO
>knowing your IQ

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>Other servers have it so it's ok

can you let MrMan381 through the bunker

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>>163039754
>Other servers have it so it's not ok

>>163039754
>>163040546
thank you for pointing out that both arguments are crummy

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>>163040546
using "it's ok because others have it" is a shitty excuse for something and you know

>>163040660
No problem man, it's shouldn't be hard to argue your point but for attack animations everyone go full retard aggro mode

>>163025704
Detective
200

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>>163009664
I want to laugh, but I can only cry.

>SINGULOOSE
>TEAM ANTAG

Alijah, you fuck, why'd you start killing me if you weren't cultist.

>fuck up examining shuttle, crush lungs and end up brain-damaged, thankfully super serum the geneticists made gave me telepathy
>Realize the only thing that could manage a decent conversation is the AI, and can't sec properly because can only manage every other word at best over comms
>Drag the IAA into the AI core to read out suicide note
>About to drop off request of resignation to HOS, realize he's dead
>attempt to suicide in the chapel in front of chaplain
>suddenly singularity
Best ending my autismal RP sesh could've asked for desu

>>163039754
>>163040546
The entire debate in a nutshell

>>163041669
Well, it WAS fairly late into the round and barely anyone on the team was active or alive

>t. someone that didnt cause the singuloose and was one of the original antags

How'd you guys like fully lit maint?

Why can't cult man the fuck up and stop bombing/singuloose? Your objective is to convert, nerds.
>>163041719
That's a bannu if I've ever seen one.

>>163041669
there was some shit happening that had nothing to do with the cult. singuloose was one of those things.

>>163041809
You were a god among men jani.

Woo! Thanks probe for teaching me.

GNAv2 based virus lifeform - stamm #0168, #0168
Infection rate : 71
Spread form : Airborne
Progress Speed : 10
Effect:Full Glass Syndrome. Strength : 1. Verosity : 1. Type : 4.
Effect:Adrenaline Extra. Strength : 1. Verosity : 4. Type : 3.
Effect:Telepathy Syndrome. Strength : 1. Verosity : 4. Type : 2.
Effect:Delightful Effect. Strength : 1. Verosity : 2. Type : 1.
Antigen pattern: AP

>>163041841
I mean, I had no idea if he was a cultist or not, so I didn't ahelp it, but damnit dude. Why you gotta be a cunt

>>163041871
Thanks. I'm also pretty proud of only missing 10 messes, too. Not bad for a singuloose aftermath.

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>Get converted by Werner
>Sec raids Xenobio early shift looking for "guns"
>They find nothing
>Prepare red slime if they ever come back
>15 minutes later Werner shows up, as a non cultist, and throw me a cult book and asks me to convert him because he got deconverted.
>wtf
>ahelp ahelp ahelp Ahelping is for losers
>Sec must have been tracking him
>They show up again, and taze my Xenobio partner
>Shoot at me
>Pop the red slime with some blood
>RABID SLIMES
>A few chase security
>Security runs into maint
>Rabid slimes lose interest.
>Start smashing windows
>Release plasma
>While I'm welding a vent shut
>Plasma fire
>Sec stuck in maint for 15 minutes
>HOS comes to save them by shooting open the windows above Xenobio
>Sec guards Zasd to death

>>163041953
Hot damn, didn't even get to see it, but I'm impressed

Does the green square next to a name mean they have been null roded?

>>163042072
I actually started out being a smug dickbag mop janitor, but the moment I saw the AI change laws to the "Never willingly commit evil deeds" lawset, I cleaned up my act

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ClongclongCLONGCLONGclong!

>>163041953
Thanks for fueling our autism engine

>>163042405
Holy shit.

>>163042405
Funny is that I was preparing to make an infinite teg engine, as well. Too bad the cultists showed up to force me to be a good ce,

>>163042042
>Sec guards Zasd to death
beeposkee opened the door when I called him the worst security robot

>>163042660
>mfw the only time the CE is forced to do his job properly is when they're made to join an antag group so they can't fuck up that antag group

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>>163042042
>15 minutes later Werner shows up, as a non cultist, and throw me a cult book and asks me to convert him because he got deconverted.


I've seen borgs willing do nothing about antags except try and get emagged time after time and abuse laws just for the sake of ruining shit.
I've seen people not enter at the start of rounds hoping for "harry potter blessings" then just log out where theres nothing for them.
Hell, I've even seen people who kill themselves at the start of round hoping to get alien or deathsquad-ed later in the round.

What a time to be alive.